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[device vibrating]
[woman moaning]
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- [vibrator sputters]
- Ow!
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[coughs]
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What the fuck?
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Ow! Bitch!
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[vibrator sputters, stops]
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Are you kidding me?
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[sighs] Oh, my God.
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Ow! Uh-- Uh-- Ah.
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[sighs in relief]
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Why're you being weird?
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I'm not. I'm not being weird.
I'm just not being.
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[mouths] Ow!
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Um...
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I got a call last night inviting me back
to the land of the employed, so.
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Oh, is that why you brushed your hair?
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What? I always brush my hair.
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[woman moaning over speakers]
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Wait, who is that?
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[moaning over speakers continues]
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Wait, what is happening right now?
What is that?
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- God, Dad is watching porn...
- What is that?
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...and he doesn't know
it's on Bluetooth.
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What?
[moaning over speakers continues]
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RAE: Oh, my God.
How are you my parents?
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[Clare grunts]
[door shuts]
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Danny!
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- [Clare gasps]
- Shit!
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What are you doing?
DANNY: I'm--
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- What are you doing?
- [sputtering] About to get in the shower.
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Uh, no, you're not!
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I just heard what you were doing.
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We-- Your daughter heard
what you were doing!
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- What? How?
- The Bluetooth! The speakers!
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Oh--
CLARE: No!
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This is a Home Depot.
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You're watching
people fuck in a Home Depot?
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Okay, just-- Can you get out, please?
[woman moaning on video]
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CLARE: Do you know
that we could've been doing this?
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We could've been, just you and me,
this whole time, in person.
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I was just, like, 20 feet away.
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I'm just saying.
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GIRL:
Hey, girl.
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Want a ride?
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From you? No.
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Can you get in the car?
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Please?
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What?
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I like your jacket.
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Rae, what are you--
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Rae!
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Hey, what's up, Kev?
Come on in, man. Good to see you.
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- Hey. Kevin, right?
- Yeah.
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Uh, have a good one.
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Oh, we have therapy later.
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Oh, hey.
Yeah, um, about that, can we not...
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Can we not mention,
you know, what happened?
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Oh! I'm gonna lead with that,
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'cause every week it's about
something terrible that I have done, so...
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Okay, just-- I didn't do
anything terrible or wrong or--
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Okay.
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I don't like
this whole telling-the-teacher vibe
that you got going on.
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I'm not-- There's-- I don't have any--
[vibrator buzzing]
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- Excuse me.
- What is that?
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Is something buzzing?
[vibrator continues buzzing]
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No. That's not--
No, it's just the bag. There's garbage.
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- Wha-- Hold on.
- You're gonna go through trash right now?
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[vibrator continues buzzing]
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- [vibrator sputters, stops]
- Ooh!
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Died in the battlefield.
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CLARE: Thank you.
WOMAN: Thanks.
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Oh-- I'm sorry.
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[woman moaning on video]
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[thuds loudly]
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Are you watching porn?
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What? No. No.
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No, uh-huh.
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Oh, uh--
SHAN: Wow.
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So, uh, gotta take care of these.
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A-- A turtle just flew out of your...
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- something.
- Oh, that's weird.
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Oh, right.
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Uh, that was-- I bruised my--
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SHAN:
Um, so, were you watching porn?
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Uh...
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What can I help you with?
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These applicants need
their health insurance info filled out.
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They need a callback.
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Added bonus:
some of them don't have a callback number.
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That's great. Okay.
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Glad to be back?
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No.
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But, I mean, I am to a paycheck,
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to not lying in bed at night
worrying about mortgage payments
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and losing my health insurance, so--
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That's what
you Boomers think about in bed?
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Sad.
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I'm fucking Gen X.
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SHAN:
No one wants to hear who you're fucking.
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[car engine rumbling]
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Fish dumped me.
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And the senior guys put me fourth
on the most fuckable girls' list.
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Fucking fourth!
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Sorry for your loss.
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Damn.
You don't have to be so harsh about it.
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Your mom already went apeshit on me.
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God.
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Um...
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Yeah, she's, um, just going--
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A total psycho?
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Yeah.
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Look, by your feet.
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What is this?
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THC in a can. My mom swears by it.
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[sighs]
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WOMAN:
Dear Sugar,
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I wrote to you a while ago.
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And, uh, there's this situation
that happened recently.
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Um, I have this boyfriend.
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We've been seeing each other
for a while, like a year.
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And, uh, I don't know,
he-- he usually tells me everything,
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but one day, I got off of work early
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and, uh, I opened my bedroom door,
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and I saw him wearing my underwear.
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And now I-- I don't know what to say.
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Do I say something?
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Or ignore it?
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I really love him.
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But I don't think I like him right now.
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Actually, I really fucking hate him.
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I fucking hate you.
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Hey.
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You ready?
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MEL:
How are you both?
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DANNY: Great. Good.
CLARE: Fine.
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Good. Great.
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MEL:
So better than last week?
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- Definitely.
- Uh... I mean, it's been--
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Danny blasted porn
on the Bluetooth speakers this morning--
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Clare's vibrator
literally melted from overuse.
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Have you ever had a patient
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that's into just, like, watching
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average people
fuck each other's brains out...
- Wow.
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- ...in a hardware store?
- Uh... [scoffs]
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- I mean, I know it sounds niche but--
- Let's-- Okay--
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CLARE: What-- When you--
When you think about it, it's just like...
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- power tools and...
- Clare.
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- ...hard hats.
- Okay, I--
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Screws, Makitas--
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Okay, would you stop? Jesus!
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What the fuck?
MEL: Danny.
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I'm just--
MEL: Danny.
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In here?
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MEL: There is nothing
to be embarrassed about.
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Stay in the room, please.
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[exhales deeply]
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[softly] Okay.
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MEL:
So...
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it seems like you're both having
individual experiences.
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[both chuckle]
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Guess so.
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MEL:
Mm. I know it's hard,
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but maybe we should
just dive right into the discussion
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of, like, why is it... that you two
aren't having sex with each other?
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I mean, we have a lot
of life stressors going on at the moment,
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so that kinda...
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saps the juice.
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MEL:
Like what?
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Um, I-- I'm back at my job.
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You know, the thing that, um...
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gives us health insurance and a 401(k).
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[chuckles]
Well, no word from your brother
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on when he's gonna pay us back. Shocker.
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You want to go down that road again?
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Have that fight again and again and again?
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Is that interesting?
DANNY: You know what? I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry that my-- my--
my endless stream of weddings
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and-- and teaching kids
how to play the fucking trombone
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doesn't come with a 401(k).
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I'm sorry, but it is money.
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And it is money that I made
that you just gave away.
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MEL: Clare, do you resent
having to go to the job
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that gives you
the health insurance, the 401(k)?
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Or maybe you resent Danny
for making less money than you do.
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No. We, um,
we made those decisions together,
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you know, a long time ago.
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- It's not like I forced her to take--
- But I still did it.
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I still did it.
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I did it so you could keep doing
what you loved.
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Okay, so-- so-- so what? So--
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[scoffs]
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So because you make more money than me,
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you just get to do whatever you want
or give it to your brother?
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My mom...
built that house as a fucking sanctuary
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against our dad.
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That's where she's--
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He knows what it means to me.
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You know.
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You know.
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You know what?
I'm gonna give you an assignment.
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You two need to have sex.
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With...
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Each other.
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Just-- Just go find a place.
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Just... somewhere that's not your home.
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[softly] Depot.
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[Rae chuckles]
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My dad's porn blasted
all over Bluetooth this morning.
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Gross.
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Mm.
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I literally walked in
on my dad jerking off once.
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He looked like a sad gorilla
wearing headphones.
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Yeah.
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Guys are so gross.
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Tell me something...
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no one knows about you.
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- Pass.
- Come on!
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Why? You wanna
humiliate me on Instagram again?
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No, thanks.
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Tell me something no one knows about you.
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I'm a virgin.
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What?
Wha-- What about Fish?
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MONTANA:
We talked about doing it,
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and... we did other stuff.
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And then he dumped me.
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[chuckling] I'm sorry, but I just--
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You do not act like a virgin.
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Hm. You mean I don't act like you?
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Oh. Oh, no.
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I'm not a virgin.
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MONTANA: [chuckling] Shut up!
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Who have you slept with?
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Stef Johnson.
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The goalie with the blue hair?
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Mm-hm.
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And, uh, Sofia Serrano.
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Kind of.
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How did I not know about this?
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Because you didn't ask.
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Well, what was it like?
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Like, how did you know what to do?
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I mean...
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I have a body,
and I know what feels good, so...
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Like that.
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[phone chimes, vibrates]
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Is that from one of your lovers?
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RAE:
No.
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It's just from my mom.
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She and my dad are going out, I guess.
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MONTANA:
So your place is free then?
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We could, like...
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hang... or whatever.
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Then those are gonna need to come off.
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So... the cheapest room is 200 bucks.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Great. We can't even afford
to fuck each other.
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[both chuckle]
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[sighs] Okay.
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00:13:42,115 --> 00:13:44,034
Well, I mean, at least,
you know, we're at a hotel,
260
00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:47,370
so... technically,
we did half the assignment.
261
00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:48,580
Yeah.
262
00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:49,581
Right.
263
00:13:59,174 --> 00:14:00,842
Why don't you wanna have sex with me?
264
00:14:02,344 --> 00:14:03,803
I don't know. I mean, you haven't--
265
00:14:05,847 --> 00:14:08,475
Haven't exactly seemed like
you want to have sex with me lately.
266
00:14:08,475 --> 00:14:10,644
I feel like you hate me
because of the money.
267
00:14:13,271 --> 00:14:14,648
- The money thing.
- I-- I--
268
00:14:14,648 --> 00:14:17,192
Because I just--
I think you think I'm, like...
269
00:14:18,944 --> 00:14:19,945
a crazy mom.
270
00:14:21,321 --> 00:14:23,114
I-- I don't hate you.
271
00:14:24,616 --> 00:14:27,118
I don't-- [mumbles indistinctly]
272
00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:28,787
I just feel far away.
273
00:14:30,872 --> 00:14:33,875
[sighs] I don't know.
I just-- I just feel far away lately.
274
00:14:38,713 --> 00:14:40,924
What have you been working on?
I hear you typing.
275
00:14:42,008 --> 00:14:43,593
Are you working on your book again or...
276
00:14:46,054 --> 00:14:47,305
No.
277
00:14:47,305 --> 00:14:48,515
No, that's just-- I--
278
00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:54,813
No, I'd-- I'd--
279
00:14:56,648 --> 00:14:58,149
- I don't even know if I can--
- I got you.
280
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:06,825
So what was it this morning?
281
00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:16,042
Was it fucking... J.Lo on the jumbotron
282
00:15:16,042 --> 00:15:19,004
or was it-- was it hosting game day?
283
00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:30,056
- Game day.
- Mmm.
284
00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:34,185
Do you feel like
we're getting ripped off by Mel?
285
00:15:34,185 --> 00:15:36,980
That was like... half a session
286
00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:39,941
before she told us to go fuck each other.
287
00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:40,942
[scoffs]
288
00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:45,155
I don't know.
289
00:15:52,662 --> 00:15:53,663
So...
290
00:15:54,414 --> 00:15:55,749
do you wanna go to Home Depot?
291
00:15:59,169 --> 00:16:00,378
We do need light bulbs.
292
00:16:02,714 --> 00:16:05,717
♪
293
00:16:07,969 --> 00:16:10,096
Who knew it'd be so crowded
on a Tuesday?
294
00:16:10,096 --> 00:16:11,348
[Clare chuckles]
295
00:16:19,231 --> 00:16:20,649
Or we could, um...
296
00:16:22,192 --> 00:16:24,027
We could go
get fishbowl margaritas at Don Guac's.
297
00:16:24,027 --> 00:16:25,820
And nachos!
298
00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:27,447
Yeah.
[Clare exhales deeply]
299
00:16:27,447 --> 00:16:29,074
Yeah, I'm hungry anyway.
300
00:16:29,866 --> 00:16:31,743
I can't do it on an empty stomach.
301
00:16:35,288 --> 00:16:38,458
Why didn't you tell me
about all your torrid affairs?
302
00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:42,170
I don't know. People are weird.
303
00:16:42,754 --> 00:16:45,257
Stef, she didn't want me to tell anyone.
304
00:16:49,094 --> 00:16:52,222
Does that mean
you're not gonna tell anyone about us?
305
00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:55,642
Depends on how torrid it gets.
306
00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:13,535
I think--
307
00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:18,498
I think we should keep this a secret.
308
00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:22,127
It's sexy.
309
00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:35,015
- Oh, come on. I really want to know.
- No.
310
00:17:35,015 --> 00:17:37,017
- I really, really want to understand.
- No.
311
00:17:37,017 --> 00:17:38,935
Is it about being in public?
312
00:17:38,935 --> 00:17:41,104
- Is it about being seen?
- Uh...
313
00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:42,814
- I wanna know.
- I don't know.
314
00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:45,692
Maybe it's-- I like...
315
00:17:48,737 --> 00:17:49,738
broken things...
316
00:17:50,989 --> 00:17:51,990
and-- and like...
317
00:17:54,284 --> 00:17:55,285
fixing them.
318
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:57,621
[chuckling] Guess I'm a broken thing.
319
00:17:57,621 --> 00:17:58,663
I should've never said that.
320
00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,665
No, it's okay. It's okay.
321
00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:02,459
DANNY:
So tell me more about game day.
322
00:18:02,459 --> 00:18:03,960
CLARE:
So in my fantasy...
323
00:18:06,213 --> 00:18:07,797
I walk into our kitchen,
324
00:18:07,797 --> 00:18:10,008
and I'm, like, wearing boots.
325
00:18:11,343 --> 00:18:12,969
And I have, like, red lipstick on.
326
00:18:12,969 --> 00:18:14,596
Oh, this is gonna be good.
327
00:18:14,596 --> 00:18:15,680
CLARE:
There's a bunch of guys.
328
00:18:17,015 --> 00:18:19,100
You know, they all, like, want-- want me.
329
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,852
They-- They're, like, watching me.
330
00:18:20,852 --> 00:18:24,064
And then, like, my dad-- my dad is there.
331
00:18:26,858 --> 00:18:27,859
Oh, shit.
332
00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:31,404
Yeah, I know.
333
00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:33,740
Yeah.
334
00:18:34,741 --> 00:18:35,909
CLARE:
It's pretty sick.
335
00:18:35,909 --> 00:18:38,912
No. It's-- It's-- It's not sick.
336
00:18:38,912 --> 00:18:42,249
It's like he's the one
that, uh, terr--
337
00:18:42,249 --> 00:18:44,334
Like, terrorized us my whole life.
338
00:18:44,334 --> 00:18:46,586
It's like he's infiltrating my...
339
00:18:47,921 --> 00:18:48,922
You know?
340
00:18:49,548 --> 00:18:50,924
It's, like, really fucked up.
341
00:18:51,925 --> 00:18:54,678
So anyway, to broken things.
342
00:18:55,971 --> 00:18:56,972
I don't--
343
00:18:57,806 --> 00:18:59,849
Like, sex fantasies are not just...
344
00:19:02,435 --> 00:19:04,479
all about sex, you know?
345
00:19:04,479 --> 00:19:06,064
- It's--
- Hm.
346
00:19:06,064 --> 00:19:07,691
DANNY:
And he's-- he's still your dad.
347
00:19:07,691 --> 00:19:11,361
And now, you want him to want you
because he didn't.
348
00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:12,696
Makes sense.
349
00:19:18,201 --> 00:19:19,202
[exhales]
350
00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:24,082
It's such a miracle that I met you.
351
00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:27,794
Yeah, miracle for me.
352
00:19:32,173 --> 00:19:34,301
Yeah. Thank God
I saw you play that night.
353
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,261
[Danny chuckles]
354
00:19:38,805 --> 00:19:40,724
That was a good show.
CLARE: Ugh.
355
00:19:41,308 --> 00:19:42,309
Yeah.
356
00:19:43,852 --> 00:19:44,853
Do you miss it?
357
00:19:47,147 --> 00:19:48,148
The band?
358
00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:51,484
Sometimes, yeah.
359
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:01,953
I didn't do it.
360
00:20:02,621 --> 00:20:04,581
You were behind me 100%.
361
00:20:04,581 --> 00:20:06,875
You took a steady job so I could do it.
362
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,668
The touring, the albums, the-- the music.
363
00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:10,503
I didn't do it, you know? I'm...
364
00:20:11,588 --> 00:20:14,633
teaching people fucking trombone
at the back of my house.
365
00:20:15,217 --> 00:20:17,219
Danny, you still can.
DANNY: No.
366
00:20:17,219 --> 00:20:18,428
Yes.
DANNY: I can't.
367
00:20:19,429 --> 00:20:20,430
I can't.
368
00:20:22,224 --> 00:20:23,225
Danny.
369
00:20:24,392 --> 00:20:26,061
You're still you.
370
00:20:26,061 --> 00:20:27,854
I'm still me.
371
00:20:27,854 --> 00:20:30,440
We're still-- We're still those people.
372
00:20:32,943 --> 00:20:34,194
Let's be those people.
373
00:20:37,989 --> 00:20:39,491
DANNY:
Where-- Where are you going?
374
00:20:41,618 --> 00:20:43,036
Let's go.
DANNY: What?
375
00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,164
Uh, what're you doing?
376
00:20:59,511 --> 00:21:00,512
Let's go.
377
00:21:02,681 --> 00:21:06,685
♪
378
00:21:24,536 --> 00:21:25,829
[knocking on door]
379
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:31,126
RAE:
I'll just be a second.
380
00:21:32,002 --> 00:21:33,003
Okay.
381
00:21:38,258 --> 00:21:39,593
Um, can I help you?
382
00:21:45,015 --> 00:21:47,017
This is Clare Pierce's house, right?
383
00:21:47,809 --> 00:21:48,935
Yeah.
384
00:21:50,478 --> 00:21:52,731
Um, my mom's busy right now.
385
00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:55,442
Can I help you?
386
00:21:56,776 --> 00:21:57,777
Your mom?
387
00:21:59,905 --> 00:22:01,948
[chuckles]
388
00:22:01,948 --> 00:22:03,575
So you're Frankie Rae?
389
00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:06,661
Who are you?
390
00:22:09,581 --> 00:22:10,582
I'm...
391
00:22:13,627 --> 00:22:14,794
You, uh...
392
00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:19,633
You give this to her.
Tell her it's from Lucas, all right?
393
00:22:21,343 --> 00:22:22,510
How do you know Lucas?
394
00:22:22,928 --> 00:22:25,680
Just tell your mom
that family takes care of family.
395
00:22:27,474 --> 00:22:28,475
Good night.
396
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:54,876
Oh, my God!
397
00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:56,836
You won't believe how lame Fish is.
398
00:23:02,551 --> 00:23:03,552
You should go.
399
00:23:05,011 --> 00:23:06,012
What?
400
00:23:07,472 --> 00:23:08,473
What's wrong?
401
00:23:12,894 --> 00:23:13,895
RAE:
Just go.
402
00:23:16,690 --> 00:23:18,733
No one should have
to take shit from trash people.
403
00:23:31,329 --> 00:23:32,706
And my mom is not a psycho.
404
00:23:39,796 --> 00:23:42,799
[door opens, closes]
405
00:23:53,310 --> 00:23:55,770
CLARE:
Dear Sharing Panties.
406
00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:57,772
You walked in on your boyfriend
407
00:23:57,772 --> 00:24:02,319
at what he perceives
as his most unlovable moment:
408
00:24:02,319 --> 00:24:04,237
the pervert in the girly underwear.
409
00:24:05,196 --> 00:24:09,409
You saw his secret self
before he told you his secret,
410
00:24:10,076 --> 00:24:13,580
and that humiliates him beyond words.
411
00:24:14,664 --> 00:24:18,043
And that is because
no matter how experimental he is,
412
00:24:18,043 --> 00:24:20,337
his life isn't an experiment.
413
00:24:20,337 --> 00:24:22,214
None of ours are.
414
00:24:22,923 --> 00:24:26,009
His life is like your life and my life
415
00:24:26,009 --> 00:24:29,846
and all the lives of all the people
who are reading these words right now.
416
00:24:29,846 --> 00:24:32,515
Okay, but I don't think
that we should actually drive now.
417
00:24:32,515 --> 00:24:33,433
That's a good idea.
418
00:24:33,433 --> 00:24:35,644
No, we shouldn't--
[items clattering]
419
00:24:35,644 --> 00:24:41,650
It's a roiling stew of fear
and need and shame and hunger--
420
00:24:42,567 --> 00:24:44,236
Hunger to be loved,
421
00:24:44,236 --> 00:24:48,031
especially for the parts of us
we are scared to let others see.
422
00:24:49,616 --> 00:24:51,117
But once you see someone,
423
00:24:51,785 --> 00:24:53,995
really see them,
there is no going back.
424
00:24:55,372 --> 00:24:56,373
Hey, guys.
425
00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:00,210
Hey.
426
00:25:00,210 --> 00:25:01,211
Oh.
427
00:25:01,962 --> 00:25:02,963
Hey.
428
00:25:03,463 --> 00:25:06,716
Your relationship will either deepen
to a more real and honest place...
429
00:25:07,259 --> 00:25:11,012
Uh, do you guys know each other?
430
00:25:11,012 --> 00:25:12,138
No. I don't--
431
00:25:14,683 --> 00:25:17,227
I gave you a ride
a couple of months ago.
432
00:25:17,978 --> 00:25:18,979
Right?
433
00:25:20,605 --> 00:25:23,233
No, I don't think, um--
No, I don't think we've ever--
434
00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:25,193
...or your relationship will be dead,
435
00:25:26,361 --> 00:25:28,863
even if you continue
to fake it for a while.
436
00:25:28,863 --> 00:25:29,990
ZACH:
How 'bout some tunes?
437
00:25:31,074 --> 00:25:32,409
Everyone cool with Steely Dan?
438
00:25:33,159 --> 00:25:34,369
CLARE:
But don't fake it.
439
00:25:34,953 --> 00:25:36,121
You both deserve better.
440
00:25:38,999 --> 00:25:40,792
Yours, Sugar.
441
00:25:43,503 --> 00:25:47,048
♪ Dirty Work by Steely Dan playing ♪
442
00:26:00,145 --> 00:26:01,771
♪ Times are hard ♪
443
00:26:01,771 --> 00:26:04,941
♪ You're afraid to pay the fee ♪
444
00:26:04,941 --> 00:26:08,361
♪ So you find yourself somebody ♪
445
00:26:08,361 --> 00:26:13,325
♪ Who can do the job for free ♪
446
00:26:13,325 --> 00:26:16,661
♪ When you need a bit of lovin' ♪
447
00:26:16,661 --> 00:26:19,873
♪ 'Cause your man is out of town ♪
448
00:26:19,873 --> 00:26:23,251
♪ That's the time to get me runnin' ♪
449
00:26:23,251 --> 00:26:27,964
♪ And you know I'll be around ♪
450
00:26:28,965 --> 00:26:32,177
♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work ♪
451
00:26:32,761 --> 00:26:34,512
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
452
00:26:35,555 --> 00:26:38,725
♪ I don't wanna do your dirty work ♪
453
00:26:39,267 --> 00:26:41,144
♪ No more ♪
454
00:26:42,145 --> 00:26:45,357
♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work ♪
455
00:26:45,899 --> 00:26:47,651
♪ Oh, yeah ♪