1 00:00:07,632 --> 00:00:10,885 ‎NETFLIX 剧集 2 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:18,411 ‎(泰勒英文) 3 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:21,247 ‎再见 同学们 4 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,415 ‎(韩国大学) 5 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,251 ‎-喂 等等我 ‎-好 6 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:31,508 ‎(茂辰补习班) 7 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,852 ‎-我也要试试 ‎-别动 8 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:45,230 ‎(《数学总整理 真正数学》) 9 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,440 ‎这个你会吗? 10 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,526 ‎答案是这样… 11 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:54,864 ‎这辆巴士本来是开往补习班 12 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,410 ‎为了让你们无止境地念书 13 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:02,956 ‎要把你们通通送往 ‎课业繁重的茂辰补习班 14 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:07,210 ‎但现在我这个儿童解放军总司令 15 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:08,920 ‎已经占领这辆巴士 16 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:11,798 ‎接下来这辆巴士不会开往补习班 17 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:14,384 ‎欢迎各位搭乘这辆 ‎不会开往补习班的巴士 18 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,302 ‎叔叔 你是谁? 19 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:19,472 ‎我是儿童解放军总司令 20 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:20,890 ‎名叫方屁噗 21 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,226 ‎你真的叫方屁噗吗? 22 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:25,562 ‎听起来好像放屁 23 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,689 ‎-居然叫方屁噗 ‎-骗人的吧 24 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:30,733 ‎-一定是骗人的 ‎-我真的叫方屁噗 25 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:31,943 ‎-嗯? ‎-真的吗? 26 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:33,695 ‎(身份证 方屁噗) 27 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,156 ‎-我也要看 ‎-怎么了? 28 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,490 ‎-我也想看 ‎-你看 29 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,909 ‎-是真的吗? ‎-我也要看 30 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:48,418 ‎各位搭上这辆不开往补习班的巴士 31 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:52,005 ‎都有资格加入儿童解放军 32 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:53,715 ‎不想加入的 33 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:56,801 ‎或者想去补习班的孩子们 ‎现在就下车吧 34 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:06,102 ‎可是什么是儿童解放军啊? 35 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:07,687 ‎这个嘛 36 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:09,814 ‎儿童解放军就是要去玩 37 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:13,484 ‎儿童解放军的任务除了玩 还是玩 38 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:16,863 ‎尽情又尽兴地玩 ‎玩到你们还活着都是奇迹 39 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,156 ‎而且玩得太高兴 40 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:20,575 ‎连五脏六腑… 41 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:28,416 ‎连五脏六腑都会高兴到啜泣 42 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:30,919 ‎我可以先问妈妈吗? 43 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,003 ‎不行 44 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:37,425 ‎我要走了 45 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,266 ‎不想加入儿童解放军的人 46 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,935 ‎现在就立刻下车 47 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,070 ‎千万不能告诉你们的妈妈 48 00:03:57,862 --> 00:04:02,033 ‎我们没有去补习 而是跑去尽情地玩 49 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:05,620 ‎这种解放儿童的理念 ‎妈妈们会明白吗? 50 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:06,579 ‎-不会 ‎-不会 51 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:07,872 ‎-不会 ‎-不会 52 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,208 ‎所以我现在要发表儿童解放军宣言 53 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:13,169 ‎一 儿童应该即时开心玩耍 54 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,506 ‎二 儿童应该即时注重健康 55 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:19,926 ‎三 儿童应该即时保持快乐 56 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:22,011 ‎我此刻将击退学校、补习班、家长 57 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:27,558 ‎美其名曰为儿童着想的狡诈咒语 ‎本人 儿童解放军总司令方屁噗 58 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:30,395 ‎要为即时保持快乐的儿童引吭高歌了 59 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:31,688 ‎孩子们 60 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,108 ‎来玩吧! 61 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:41,614 ‎出发 62 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:44,325 ‎-有人会开车吗? ‎-我 63 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,202 ‎-我 ‎-我! 64 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,370 ‎-我! ‎-我! 65 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:48,997 ‎-系上你们的安全带 ‎-我! 66 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,456 ‎-我! ‎-快系上安全带 67 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:56,629 ‎第 9 桩 ‎剧名:吹笛人 68 00:04:56,713 --> 00:05:00,466 ‎(首尔中央地方法院) 69 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:04,345 ‎禹英禑律师 你到法院了吗? 70 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,388 ‎到了 71 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,182 ‎我应该赶得上拘票实质审核 72 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,977 ‎但我担心和嫌疑人的面会时间不够 73 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,687 ‎而且我也还没看过案件资料 74 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:15,732 ‎毕竟你才刚接到案件 ‎这也是没办法的事 75 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:19,277 ‎浚浩已经带着案件资料去法院了 ‎你快去跟他拿吧 76 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,778 ‎这样啊 好 77 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,164 ‎禹律师 这里 78 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:32,540 ‎快来吧 79 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:40,256 ‎嫌疑人是一名26岁男性 80 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,508 ‎因为涉嫌诱拐未成年人而遭到逮捕 81 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,635 ‎他在两天前劫走 ‎茂辰补习班的接送巴士 82 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:48,514 ‎把车上12名小学生带去附近的荒山 83 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,434 ‎嗯?我听说把这桩案件 ‎委托给汪洋的人 84 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,644 ‎是茂辰补习班的院长 ‎我的消息有错吗? 85 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:56,981 ‎没错 嫌疑人就是 ‎茂辰补习班院长的三儿子 86 00:05:57,065 --> 00:06:01,444 ‎总结来说 就是儿子劫走了 ‎妈妈经营的补习班接送巴士 87 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:04,572 ‎他带小学生们上山做了什么? 88 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:06,491 ‎他说他们只是在玩耍 89 00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:08,242 ‎嗯? 90 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:12,413 ‎他说把孩子们劫走后 ‎将近四个小时都在跟他们玩各种游戏 91 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,207 ‎后来是因为巴士司机报警 92 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:16,834 ‎警方出动才把他逮捕 93 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:23,466 ‎禹律师 那个… 94 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:24,467 ‎嗯? 95 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:27,720 ‎你的眼睫毛… 96 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:41,442 ‎不好意思 97 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:47,323 ‎等等喔 98 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,266 ‎好了 99 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,435 ‎这眼睫毛 100 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:18,354 ‎不太好拿掉 我弄好久 101 00:07:19,313 --> 00:07:20,731 ‎好 谢谢 102 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:25,778 ‎那我… 103 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:28,781 ‎我先去跟嫌疑人面会了 104 00:07:58,436 --> 00:07:59,770 ‎你是谁? 105 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:02,607 ‎你好 106 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:05,151 ‎我是汪洋法律事务所的律师禹英禑 107 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:06,611 ‎正着念、倒着念都一样 108 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,779 ‎黑吃黑、多伦多、石榴石 ‎文言文、盐酸盐、禹英禑 109 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:11,574 ‎今天… 110 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,743 ‎(姓名:方屁噗) 111 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,164 ‎今天由我负责为方屁噗… 112 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:23,002 ‎由我负责为方屁噗先生辩护 113 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,754 ‎我不需要律师 114 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,465 ‎如果不由我接下这桩案件 115 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:30,468 ‎法院就会依他们的职责 ‎帮你指定公设辩护人 116 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:31,552 ‎你希望这样处理吗? 117 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,305 ‎开庭审理时能不能不请律师? 118 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,934 ‎不能 现在时间不够 我就直接问你了 119 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,144 ‎方屁噗是你的本名吗? 120 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,395 ‎怎么了吗? 121 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:43,397 ‎因为你的名字有点怪 122 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,942 ‎我担心法官会持负面看法 123 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,568 ‎我只要讲出我的名字 124 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,403 ‎小孩子都会笑 125 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:56,619 ‎像“禹英禑”这种名字 ‎根本不可能逗笑任何小孩 126 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:01,123 ‎你刚才说那些是什么?黑吃… 127 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,584 ‎黑吃黑、多伦多、石榴石 ‎文言文、盐酸盐、禹英禑 128 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,461 ‎听起来是很顺 129 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,880 ‎但是太无聊了 不够好笑 130 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:09,632 ‎至少要… 131 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:11,551 ‎禹… 132 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:16,180 ‎禹…禹宙大鼻屎 133 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,100 ‎禹宙大屁眼 134 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:21,561 ‎这样有趣多了 135 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:23,896 ‎要这样才好笑啊 136 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,398 ‎什么? 137 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:28,901 ‎拥有一个能逗笑小孩 ‎惹怒大人的名字 138 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:31,153 ‎并且对得起这个名字 139 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,115 ‎这就是我想实践的革命 140 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,409 ‎很高兴认识你 141 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,119 ‎握个手吧 142 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,997 ‎握个手嘛 143 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,006 ‎你好 144 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:56,095 ‎嫌疑人 145 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,139 ‎你叫什么名字? 146 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:00,600 ‎我叫方屁噗 147 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:04,437 ‎这是你的本名吗? 148 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:07,023 ‎是父母帮你取的吗? 149 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,400 ‎我在两年前改名叫方屁噗 150 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:13,863 ‎现在方屁噗就是我的本名 151 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,365 ‎你的职业是什么? 152 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,076 ‎儿童解放军总司令 153 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,244 ‎我有异议 154 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,245 ‎有什么事? 155 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:25,416 ‎我在进行嫌疑人身份讯问 ‎你提什么异议? 156 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:29,670 ‎-怎么连律师也这么乱来? ‎-很抱歉 157 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:35,051 ‎嫌疑人的回答让我太震惊 ‎我不小心就说错话了 158 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,218 ‎好吧 159 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,554 ‎我也非常震惊 160 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,764 ‎法官 161 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,432 ‎由于我是刚接到案件 162 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:43,726 ‎没有太多时间与嫌疑人进行面会 163 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:47,563 ‎请问可否容许我们讨论一下 ‎好让嫌疑人能给出适当回应? 164 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,689 ‎那你们快点 165 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,696 ‎什么儿童解放军总司令? 166 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,114 ‎你现在在说什么? 167 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,991 ‎那是我的职业啊 168 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:02,536 ‎你这样回答的话肯定会被羁押 169 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,830 ‎必须让法官认定你的心智正常 170 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,416 ‎并且没有逃逸或湮灭证据的疑虑 171 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,169 ‎那就是我的职业啊 172 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:14,882 ‎就算你坚持这么说 ‎法官也只会写上“无业”或“不详” 173 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,759 ‎拜托你听我的吧 174 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:20,888 ‎我再问你一次 175 00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:22,598 ‎嫌疑人 176 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,517 ‎你的职业是什么? 177 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:37,863 ‎无业 178 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,699 ‎“无业” 179 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,453 ‎或不详都请你不要写 法官 180 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:51,961 ‎我的职业是儿童解放军总司令 181 00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,427 ‎那就是我的职业 182 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,560 ‎所以我儿子 183 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,104 ‎还是会被羁押吗? 184 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,605 ‎是的 185 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:16,861 ‎因为令郎的态度十分坚决 ‎导致法院可能会有一些担忧 186 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,613 ‎比如他说自己的职业 187 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,323 ‎是儿童解放军总司令 188 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,869 ‎还有法官问他住家地址 ‎他回答什么? 189 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:28,372 ‎他说他住在孩子们心里 190 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:34,253 ‎院长 我明白你很担心儿子 191 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:36,589 ‎可能难以适应看守所的生活 192 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:37,673 ‎但真的很抱歉 193 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,091 ‎别这么说 194 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,886 ‎这都要怪我儿子胡乱回答 195 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:46,307 ‎被令郎带到山上的那群学生 ‎后来怎么样了? 196 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,184 ‎还有继续待在茂辰补习班吗? 197 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,311 ‎那12个孩子全都没来上课了 198 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,730 ‎补习费我也都已经全部退还 199 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,857 ‎毕竟我们的社区消息传得快 200 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,193 ‎又很重视风评 201 00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,613 ‎所以也有很多学生都跟着离开了 202 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,115 ‎天啊 你一定很不好过吧 203 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:07,953 ‎请问你和那12位学生的家长 ‎都见过面了吗? 204 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:12,333 ‎在警局见到他们的时候 ‎我只有先向他们道歉 205 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,794 ‎后来我就忙得焦头烂额了 206 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,631 ‎我应该联络他们吗? 207 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:19,798 ‎是啊 208 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:23,427 ‎如果可以拿到 ‎被害儿童家长签的免刑求情书 209 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,055 ‎应该可以对令郎的减刑 ‎起到很大的帮助 210 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:29,099 ‎当然家长们很可能会要求和解金 211 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,976 ‎这部分我有心理准备了 212 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,480 ‎那我先准备好和解金 213 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,524 ‎再请他们签免刑求情书吧 214 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,984 ‎好 我们也会尽力为开庭做准备 215 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,949 ‎我先生走得早 216 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,160 ‎我要独力抚养三个儿子 217 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,955 ‎实在不是很轻松 218 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,165 ‎但是 219 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:57,044 ‎我还是将三个儿子都送进了首尔大学 220 00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:01,757 ‎后来我用自己的教育经验 ‎成立了茂辰补习班 221 00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:05,094 ‎我想着不能只有我的孩子有出息 222 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,179 ‎要让其他孩子也一起成功 223 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,515 ‎结果… 224 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,852 ‎我反倒为了照顾别人的孩子 225 00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:18,649 ‎都没注意到自己儿子出了问题 226 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,322 ‎郑律师 227 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,409 ‎委托费无论多少我都可以给 228 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,328 ‎虽然没能阻止他被关进看守所 229 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:35,708 ‎但还是不能让他去坐牢 230 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,588 ‎拜托你们帮帮忙 231 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,048 ‎好的 232 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,225 ‎你点的禹英禑海苔寿司来了 233 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,768 ‎我没有点啤酒啊 234 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,896 ‎-这是我的 ‎-什么? 235 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,193 ‎那个… 236 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,279 ‎我问你喔 237 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:10,492 ‎如果已经跟一个人告白说喜欢他 ‎对方却没有任何回应 238 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,870 ‎那是不是代表之后都不会有回应了? 239 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,456 ‎已经告白了?谁? 240 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,583 ‎-我 ‎-你跟李浚浩告白? 241 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:18,542 ‎嗯 242 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,835 ‎天啊 243 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,879 ‎禹英禑 你好样的 244 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,173 ‎还真是扮猪吃老虎啊 245 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,591 ‎毛怪 你听到了吗? 246 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:30,262 ‎唉唷 禹英禑都跟人告白了 247 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:34,266 ‎我却还在这里擦盘子 唉唷 248 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,102 ‎你胡说什么? ‎今天的盘子也都是我擦的 249 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,524 ‎不过这位小姐 你真的好令人意外 250 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:43,692 ‎你好勇敢 251 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,987 ‎那你告白时说了什么? 252 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,989 ‎该不会又讲些莫名其妙的话吧? 253 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:51,909 ‎那天 254 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,870 ‎我的心率非常高 255 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,957 ‎虽然我完全没有触摸到你 256 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,250 ‎但我的心脏真的跳得很快 257 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,210 ‎这什么… 258 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,671 ‎你在演医疗剧吗? 259 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:07,633 ‎心率我们私下讲讲也就算了 ‎你告白时讲这干吗? 260 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,426 ‎所以… 261 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,595 ‎我想 262 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:13,806 ‎我的确是喜欢你 263 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,225 ‎这有什么问题吗? 264 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,103 ‎至少她的心意 ‎有好好传达出去啊 对不对? 265 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:23,065 ‎“我见到你会心跳加速 我喜欢你” 266 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,441 ‎那些话就代表这个意思啊 267 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,776 ‎那李浚浩怎么说? 268 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,028 ‎禹律师 269 00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,199 ‎我… 270 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,617 ‎难不成… 271 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,954 ‎他要逃跑? 272 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,416 ‎“禹律师 我…” 273 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,625 ‎然后呢? 274 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:46,463 ‎然后因为朴维镇先生逃跑 ‎我们为了去追他 275 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,173 ‎就没办法继续聊了 276 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,467 ‎一直到现在他都没有任何回应 277 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,845 ‎一直到现在都没回应?为什么? 278 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:53,887 ‎这个… 279 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,223 ‎我不知道 280 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,225 ‎会不会是因为他不喜欢我? 281 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,310 ‎不对喔 282 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:04,189 ‎我之前看他的样子 ‎明明就是很喜欢你啊 283 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:08,819 ‎李浚浩还是一样很亲切、很温柔 284 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,239 ‎见到我会面带笑容 ‎还帮我拿掉脸上的眼睫毛 285 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,366 ‎什么?眼睫毛? 286 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,035 ‎喂!眼睫毛? 287 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,370 ‎那表示他真的很喜欢你 是吧? 288 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,206 ‎要是不喜欢一个人 ‎还会碰人家的眼睫毛吗? 289 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,584 ‎不喜欢也能帮忙把眼睫毛拿掉啊 290 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:24,793 ‎跟暧昧的苏子叶不一样 291 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,838 ‎万一那不小心掉进眼睛里 ‎说不定还有失明的危险 292 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,633 ‎我应该再去问一次他的想法吗? 293 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,094 ‎-不行 你疯了吗? ‎-我也觉得这样不好 294 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,057 ‎还是你也去对他好? 295 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:42,519 ‎你就想方设法对他好 ‎但什么都别说 让他也摸不着头绪 296 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,065 ‎对他好又要让他摸不清头绪? 297 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,192 ‎这要怎么做? 298 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:52,154 ‎毛怪 你想追人的时候 ‎都怎么对人家好? 299 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,489 ‎我就… 300 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,325 ‎帮对方拉椅子 301 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,786 ‎帮对方开车门 302 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:03,499 ‎走在一起的时候 ‎让对方走在道路内侧 303 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,666 ‎或是帮对方拿东西 304 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:20,349 ‎你在看守所里被人殴打了吗? 305 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,685 ‎还是跟人打架? 306 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,562 ‎这是银河系 307 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:28,982 ‎好喔 308 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:30,651 ‎那… 309 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,319 ‎方屁噗先生 310 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:36,031 ‎虽然你诱拐未成年人是事实 311 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,866 ‎但因为你没有虐待他们 312 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,993 ‎所以很有可能获得减刑 313 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:44,039 ‎但减刑的前提是你必须承认 ‎并反省自己的过错 314 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,542 ‎我不太喜欢“未成年人”这个措辞 315 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,794 ‎-什么? ‎-未成… 316 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,505 ‎嗯 317 00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:55,467 ‎请问你将被害人们 ‎带上山后都做了什么? 318 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,344 ‎“被害人”这个说法好像也… 319 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,055 ‎这样好不好? 320 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,599 ‎既然他们都加入了儿童解放军 321 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,060 ‎不如就称他们为儿童解放军吧 322 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,728 ‎这… 323 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:07,855 ‎不好 324 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,690 ‎那我用“孩子们”来作为代称吧 325 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,944 ‎你把孩子们劫上山之后 ‎都做了什么呢? 326 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,115 ‎我们进行了儿童解放军入伍仪式 327 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,398 ‎韩国儿童的敌人 328 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:54,443 ‎就是学校、补习班以及家长 329 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,821 ‎他们都不让儿童玩耍 330 00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,449 ‎他们对快乐的儿童 331 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,869 ‎和健康的儿童感到恐惧 332 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,997 ‎他们只想要不安的儿童 333 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,124 ‎痛苦的儿童 334 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,710 ‎和懂得服从的儿童 335 00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:15,923 ‎他们操纵韩国的法律和制度 336 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,175 ‎让儿童越来越忙 337 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:22,763 ‎越来越糟 导致他们还没长大 ‎就与世隔绝 338 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:24,306 ‎-我认同! ‎-对 339 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,390 ‎你认同? 340 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,558 ‎你叫什么名字? 341 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:27,809 ‎我叫岁愿! 342 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,311 ‎你认同我吗? 343 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,771 ‎-认同! ‎-好 344 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,606 ‎现在发表儿童解放军宣言 345 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:36,318 ‎一 儿童应该即时开心玩耍 346 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:43,200 ‎喂 你们要一起复诵啊 ‎不然我很尴尬耶 347 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:45,744 ‎-好啦 ‎-好 348 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,496 ‎跟着我说喔 一 349 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,289 ‎-“一” ‎-“一” 350 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,375 ‎儿童应该即时开心玩耍! 351 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:55,045 ‎-“儿童应该即时开心玩耍!” ‎-“儿童应该即时开心玩耍!” 352 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:56,213 ‎二 353 00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:57,422 ‎-“二!” ‎-“二!” 354 00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,175 ‎儿童应该即时注重健康! 355 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,887 ‎-“儿童应该即时注重健康!” ‎-“儿童应该即时注重健康!” 356 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,847 ‎-三 ‎-“三!” 357 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,392 ‎儿童应该即时保持快乐 358 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:14,064 ‎-“儿童应该即时保持快乐!” ‎-“儿童应该即时保持快乐!” 359 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,358 ‎我此刻将击退学校 360 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:20,195 ‎补习班、家长美其名曰 ‎为儿童着想的狡诈咒语 361 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,365 ‎本人 儿童解放军总司令方屁噗 362 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:27,035 ‎要为即时保持快乐的儿童引吭高歌了 363 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,538 ‎当我说 364 00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,999 ‎“孩子们”你们就说“来玩吧” 365 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,083 ‎-好 ‎-好 366 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,043 ‎孩子们! 367 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:41,717 ‎-来玩吧! ‎-来玩吧! 368 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,885 ‎-走吧! ‎-走吧! 369 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,105 ‎-红灯 ‎-红灯 370 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,399 ‎-一 二 三 木头人! ‎-唉唷 371 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,900 ‎一 二 三 木头人! 372 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:42,944 ‎我帮你剥 373 00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:45,447 ‎-要拿这边 不然很烫 ‎-好烫 374 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:47,240 ‎好烫 375 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:49,826 ‎唉唷 好烫! 376 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,369 ‎好烫! 377 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:54,456 ‎谁不喜欢牛奶?嗯 我也不喜欢牛奶 378 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,666 ‎我不喜欢 可是也不讨厌 379 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,251 ‎喂 你在干吗? 380 00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,920 ‎是你先给我的 381 00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:06,134 ‎我还以为你们会玩一些 ‎非常新奇的游戏 382 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,888 ‎这种应该要有新奇游戏的想法 383 00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:13,600 ‎都是那些沾染商业手法的儿童营队 ‎和缺乏探索的校外教学搞出来的 384 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:16,686 ‎既要让孩子们觉得新奇 ‎又要寓教于乐 385 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:19,481 ‎所以就送他们去参加各种活动 386 00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:20,941 ‎那样游戏就会不见 387 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:32,077 ‎就算只是仰望天空 388 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:35,122 ‎看着飘过的云嘻嘻哈哈 389 00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:39,376 ‎只要孩子们那一瞬间 ‎是发自内心地笑 感到快乐 390 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,336 ‎那就是真正的游戏 391 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:52,222 ‎你对孩子们的游戏 ‎好像有一套自己的哲学 392 00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:53,890 ‎但我不确定这套哲学 393 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,852 ‎能不能对你的减刑起到作用 394 00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:00,814 ‎减刑是我妈的要求 不是我 395 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:05,694 ‎我所希望的… 396 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:12,617 ‎再近一点 397 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,204 ‎就是解放儿童 398 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,789 ‎真是的 399 00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:20,834 ‎到底在讲什么? 400 00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:29,676 ‎有一次方屁噗先生还说 401 00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:31,261 ‎我的名字至少要叫禹宙大鼻屎 402 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:34,556 ‎或是禹宙大屁眼才能逗笑小孩子 403 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,600 ‎如果以后哪天我需要替小孩子辩护 404 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:38,351 ‎可能就要临时改名了 405 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,313 ‎你今天聊了很多方屁噗先生的事 406 00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:43,231 ‎一次都没提到鲸鱼 407 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,774 ‎真不像平常的你 408 00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:46,484 ‎这个… 409 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:49,362 ‎因为方屁噗先生好像比我还奇怪 410 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:51,531 ‎所以呢? 411 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,450 ‎我很喜欢跟他相处 412 00:24:58,538 --> 00:24:59,873 ‎真羡慕方屁噗先生 413 00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:04,044 ‎我还是第一次 ‎看你聊起别人笑得这么开心 414 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:16,806 ‎请坐这里 415 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:19,476 ‎嗯?你怎么… 416 00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:22,979 ‎端着餐盘很不方便拉椅子吧 417 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,356 ‎请坐 418 00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:27,943 ‎对喔 好 419 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,152 ‎谢谢 420 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,669 ‎你喜欢吃腌萝卜吗? 421 00:25:45,752 --> 00:25:47,545 ‎要不要我再给你一些? 422 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,047 ‎不用 423 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:51,007 ‎我这样就够了 424 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:55,720 ‎好 那祝你用餐愉快 425 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:13,571 ‎我喝完面茶之后 ‎整个人突然变得昏昏沉沉 426 00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:16,116 ‎等我醒来以后 427 00:26:16,199 --> 00:26:19,369 ‎就发现巴士已经停在山脚下 428 00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:23,707 ‎我吓了一大跳 拿出手机一看 ‎才发现已经过了四个多小时 429 00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:27,335 ‎所以你一醒过来就马上报警了吗? 430 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,253 ‎没错 431 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:33,216 ‎等警方来了之后 ‎我正在说明情况时… 432 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,552 ‎儿童应该即时开心玩耍! 433 00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:40,307 ‎-“儿童应该即时开心玩耍!” ‎-他就俨然一副吹笛人的样子 434 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:43,476 ‎领着那群孩子们下山来 435 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:46,104 ‎然后他就被警察逮捕了 436 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,607 ‎被告拿面茶给你的时候 437 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:53,236 ‎你知道他是茂辰补习班 ‎院长的儿子吗? 438 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,237 ‎知道 439 00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:58,742 ‎之前他偶尔也会来补习班 440 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,453 ‎现在回想起来 441 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:04,247 ‎他说不定是来打听 442 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,875 ‎补习班接送巴士出车时间之类的… 443 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:08,877 ‎我有异议 这只是证人的臆测 444 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,253 ‎异议成立 445 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:13,256 ‎证人 请不要说出臆测内容 ‎据实以告就好 446 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,632 ‎好的 447 00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:17,927 ‎总之补习班的人 448 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:21,473 ‎跟我说过他是院长的小儿子 449 00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:23,516 ‎所以我知道他是谁 450 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:28,104 ‎也就是因为这样 你才会毫无戒心地 451 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:29,773 ‎喝下被告准备的面茶 对吧? 452 00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:31,149 ‎对啊 453 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:35,570 ‎有谁想得到院长儿子竟然会 454 00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:38,198 ‎在面茶里下药? 455 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:39,866 ‎我有异议 456 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:42,285 ‎在面茶里下药也属于证人臆测 457 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:43,745 ‎未经证实 458 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:45,830 ‎不 我没有异议 459 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,082 ‎-嗯? ‎-嗯? 460 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,877 ‎被告 你说什么? 461 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,338 ‎或许禹英禑律师有异议 462 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:54,881 ‎但我没有 463 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:59,636 ‎被告 你应该知道 ‎你和律师属于同一阵线吧? 464 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:04,516 ‎权律师前一次提出的异议 465 00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:07,185 ‎我也觉得还好 我没有异议 466 00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:10,772 ‎-庭上… ‎-司机说的都没错 467 00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:14,067 ‎我去茂辰补习班确实是为了 ‎打听巴士出车时间 468 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:18,113 ‎拿给司机喝的面茶里 ‎也确实加了安眠药 469 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:24,994 ‎我应该造成你很大的困扰吧? 470 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:27,205 ‎对不起 471 00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:28,790 ‎但为了解放儿童 472 00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:32,710 ‎我也别无选择 还请你多多包涵 473 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,255 ‎唉唷 你别这么… 474 00:28:35,338 --> 00:28:36,840 ‎好吧 475 00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:39,676 ‎请如实记录被告刚才所说的话 476 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,232 ‎好的 477 00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:56,568 ‎好 我知道了 好的 478 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,196 ‎是茂辰补习班的院长吗? 479 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:04,117 ‎对 她说没有家长肯签免刑求情书 480 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,786 ‎总共有12个小孩 ‎却没有家长愿意签? 481 00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:10,290 ‎嗯 有件事还不确定 ‎但根据院长的说法 482 00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:12,792 ‎被害儿童的家长们似乎还打算 483 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,711 ‎集体对茂辰补习班提告 484 00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:16,713 ‎那就麻烦了 485 00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:18,673 ‎还是… 486 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,509 ‎我去见见那些孩子们怎么样? 487 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:24,554 ‎什么? 488 00:29:24,637 --> 00:29:26,723 ‎方屁噗先生所做的事 489 00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:30,226 ‎或许会令家长气到想提告 490 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:34,397 ‎但对孩子们而言 ‎说不定是一段开心又有趣的回忆 491 00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:37,150 ‎如果孩子们知道 ‎方屁噗先生可能面临刑责 492 00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:39,360 ‎或许会回去帮忙说服家长 493 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:43,114 ‎随便接近那些孩子 ‎被家长知道就麻烦了 494 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,950 ‎他们现在肯定 ‎对孩子的安全问题更加敏感 495 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,994 ‎那我就不要随便接近 496 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:52,332 ‎假装在路上巧遇 ‎自然地接近他们怎么样? 497 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:57,253 ‎要假装在路上巧遇 自然地接近他们 498 00:29:57,337 --> 00:29:59,297 ‎这禹律师办得到吗? 499 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:01,382 ‎-什么意思? ‎-嗯? 500 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:02,467 ‎嗯? 501 00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:07,013 ‎不然你陪禹律师去啊 502 00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:08,848 ‎这个啊 503 00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:10,683 ‎可以啊 504 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,644 ‎那你们两个一起去吧 505 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:15,146 ‎不要太强硬地想说服他们 506 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:18,817 ‎问问他们对这桩案件的想法就好 507 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:21,569 ‎嗯 好 508 00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:25,949 ‎补习班下课时间 ‎孩子们的动向都差不多 509 00:30:26,032 --> 00:30:27,826 ‎我们先去补习班附近吧 510 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:31,246 ‎-我们搭出租车去 ‎-好 511 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:43,174 ‎你怎么了? 512 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:45,343 ‎你走内侧吧 513 00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:47,971 ‎假设有汽车撞向人行道 514 00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:49,597 ‎走内侧会比较安全 515 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,015 ‎是喔 516 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,268 ‎如果是这种假设的话 517 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:55,770 ‎那我走外侧是不是比较好? 518 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,983 ‎我应该能躲得比你快一点 519 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:22,839 ‎唉唷 你怎么… 520 00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:23,923 ‎上车吧 521 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,133 ‎我… 522 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:26,885 ‎这… 523 00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:32,140 ‎好吧 谢谢 524 00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:51,951 ‎禹律师 525 00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:03,796 ‎请问你是金闵智同学吗? 526 00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:07,926 ‎你就读汉堤小学三年级对吧? 527 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:12,221 ‎-那个… ‎-你认识方屁噗先生吗? 528 00:32:13,806 --> 00:32:14,682 ‎认识 529 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,477 ‎我们是他的朋友 530 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,270 ‎是喔 531 00:32:20,396 --> 00:32:23,858 ‎你现在才吃晚餐吗? ‎已经晚上9点多了耶 532 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,818 ‎今天已经算早了 533 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:29,155 ‎我在茂辰补习班的时候 ‎还没到晚上10点都不能吃东西 534 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,868 ‎茂辰补习班全部都是上锁班 535 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,621 ‎上锁班?那是什么意思? 536 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:37,914 ‎就是 537 00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:41,167 ‎补习班下课之前 ‎学生都不能出去外面 538 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,044 ‎中间完全没有休息时间 539 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:44,754 ‎连便利商店都去不了 540 00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:47,465 ‎想上厕所还要先举手取得同意 541 00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:51,469 ‎那应该不是补习班 而是监狱吧 542 00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:55,264 ‎我们有些关于方屁噗先生的事想问你 543 00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:56,683 ‎请问你现在有空吗? 544 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,812 ‎天啊 完蛋了 545 00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:03,564 ‎我来不及了 我还得去读书咖啡厅 546 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:05,650 ‎读书咖啡厅?这么晚还要去啊? 547 00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:08,486 ‎我离开茂辰补习班 ‎在找到新补习班之前 548 00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:09,904 ‎进度不能落后 549 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,949 ‎我妈叫我这段时间先去读书咖啡厅 550 00:33:14,033 --> 00:33:17,203 ‎对了 方屁噗叔叔去坐牢了吗? 551 00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:21,457 ‎他现在是在看守所 还没有进监狱 552 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,167 ‎原来如此 553 00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:27,130 ‎我还一直留着这个呢 554 00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:31,342 ‎这是那时候我在山上捡的 555 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:35,054 ‎其他东西我都丢了 但这个我想留着 556 00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:44,772 ‎斑马线对面有一间便利商店 557 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,816 ‎那边还有很多学生 558 00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:49,527 ‎应该也会有当时一起上山的人 559 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:50,987 ‎你们可以去问问他们 560 00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:57,201 ‎欢迎光临 561 00:33:58,745 --> 00:33:59,746 ‎你好 562 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:01,956 ‎不好意思 563 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,626 ‎请问这附近的补习班学生 564 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,712 ‎都要晚上10点过后才会来吗? 565 00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:08,671 ‎什么? 566 00:34:10,006 --> 00:34:12,884 ‎对啊 因为补习班都是那个时间下课 567 00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:15,678 ‎-这样啊 ‎-他们等一下应该会一窝蜂冲进来 568 00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,764 ‎简直就是一波晚餐抢食大战 569 00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:21,017 ‎所以那些学生都要 ‎晚上10点过后才能吃晚餐吗? 570 00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:22,477 ‎基本上是这样 571 00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:24,353 ‎在这边补习的学生 572 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:28,441 ‎都是住在几十亿韩元公寓的富家子女 ‎你们可能会以为他们吃东西很讲究 573 00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:30,777 ‎但其实完全不会 574 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:35,198 ‎他们都吃泡面、三角饭团 ‎或香肠之类的东西 575 00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:37,784 ‎都是些甜、咸、辣的即食产品 576 00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:39,410 ‎他们来了 577 00:34:40,953 --> 00:34:42,080 ‎你们小心一点 578 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,208 ‎小心点 579 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:05,812 ‎-你要全部一起付吗? ‎-嗯 580 00:35:05,895 --> 00:35:06,771 ‎好 581 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,691 ‎你们知道他们买饮料看的是什么吗? 582 00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:12,568 ‎咖啡因含量 583 00:35:13,152 --> 00:35:14,445 ‎含量越高 他们越爱 584 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:18,491 ‎有一种咖啡牛奶的咖啡因含量特别高 585 00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:21,577 ‎很多小学生都把它当水喝 586 00:35:22,328 --> 00:35:24,247 ‎其实我看了很不忍心 587 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:28,417 ‎这么小就开始依赖咖啡因 ‎以后高三不知道怎么办 588 00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:30,545 ‎银行卡记得拿 589 00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:38,594 ‎这边还有一些特别矮小 ‎每天一脸倦容的孩子 590 00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:43,307 ‎他们都是向着科学高中 ‎或精英高中在冲刺的小孩 591 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:44,976 ‎吃得不健康也就算了 592 00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:48,771 ‎连睡眠都不足 所以他们都长不高 593 00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:50,773 ‎你们看那边 594 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,359 ‎就是那种小孩 595 00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:58,197 ‎嗯?是橡实 596 00:35:58,781 --> 00:36:00,199 ‎-橡实 ‎-嗯?等… 597 00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:03,077 ‎真的没关系啦 598 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,288 ‎拜托你不要再哭了 599 00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:07,874 ‎别再哭了啦 600 00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:08,916 ‎你怎么在哭? 601 00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,795 ‎你们认识方屁噗叔叔吗? 602 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:16,799 ‎我们是他的朋友 603 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,259 ‎我认识他 604 00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:20,761 ‎-我也认识 ‎-对了 605 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:24,891 ‎我把那天在山上捡的橡实 ‎做成这条项链 606 00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:27,435 ‎他的是做成手链 607 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:30,730 ‎天啊 好厉害喔 你们做得好好看 608 00:36:30,813 --> 00:36:32,732 ‎对了 你怎么在哭? 609 00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:34,984 ‎因为他今天未达标 610 00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:36,110 ‎未达标? 611 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,404 ‎那是什么意思? 612 00:36:38,487 --> 00:36:41,782 ‎晚上10点以前没有完成任务 ‎就是未达标 613 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:43,868 ‎什么任务啊? 614 00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:46,412 ‎要写数学题目 615 00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:51,209 ‎我们从下午3点开始写 ‎结果只有我一个人没写完 616 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:53,377 ‎我真的好累 617 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:58,007 ‎从下午3点到晚上10点一直写数学 ‎这是给小学生的任务? 618 00:36:58,090 --> 00:36:59,800 ‎妈妈的车来了 619 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,594 ‎我们先走了 再见 620 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:03,846 ‎等等 621 00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:07,058 ‎请问你们希望方屁噗先生去坐牢吗? 622 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:09,227 ‎不希望 623 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,312 ‎不希望 624 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:15,524 ‎那你们还会想再跟他一起玩吗? 625 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:21,197 ‎喂 快走吧 626 00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:24,116 ‎干吗? 627 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,327 ‎喂 李岁愿! 628 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:45,846 ‎年仅10岁、11岁的孩子 ‎被关在学校和补习班 629 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:49,767 ‎每天读12个小时的书 ‎都没有好好地吃饭、睡觉 630 00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:51,519 ‎简直就像被困在小水槽 631 00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:54,480 ‎每天被安排表演 ‎被喂食冷冻鱼类的海豚 632 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:59,860 ‎生活在水族馆的虎鲸 ‎背鳍会这样垂向一侧 633 00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:01,737 ‎因为它们本该徜徉在汪洋大海中 634 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,656 ‎却被困在狭小的空间受到虐待… 635 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:05,700 ‎真是… 636 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:07,576 ‎令人心疼 637 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:09,662 ‎你要说的重点是什么? 638 00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:13,165 ‎我们主张方屁噗先生的行为 639 00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:15,835 ‎是为了解救受虐儿童 ‎而采取的紧急措施如何? 640 00:38:15,918 --> 00:38:17,044 ‎受虐? 641 00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:21,007 ‎所以小孩上学、上补习班 ‎是在受虐吗? 642 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:24,176 ‎那他应该报警啊 干吗把小孩劫走? 643 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,429 ‎更何况 644 00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:30,308 ‎诱拐未成年人不论动机和目的 645 00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:33,185 ‎就算立意良善 它一样是犯罪 646 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:37,315 ‎那如果主张被告 ‎取得了孩子们的同意呢? 647 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,943 ‎当时方屁噗先生将车门打开 648 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:45,573 ‎并且两次告知孩子们 ‎若不想去可以立即下车 649 00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:48,617 ‎只取得未成年人的同意根本就不够 650 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:51,037 ‎他还应该取得家长同意才对 651 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:56,667 ‎禹英禑律师 我也觉得 ‎被告的状况令人同情 652 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:59,754 ‎换个角度想 他只是带小孩尽情玩耍 ‎却要因此被关 653 00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:01,297 ‎罪刑确实有点重 654 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:04,884 ‎但越是这种时候 我们越要打起精神 655 00:39:04,967 --> 00:39:07,720 ‎难道你要一直受到被告的歪理影响 656 00:39:07,803 --> 00:39:09,347 ‎跟着说些奇怪的话吗? 657 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,559 ‎郑律师 658 00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:46,342 ‎你 659 00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:47,718 ‎怎么… 660 00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,096 ‎你要去哪里吗? 661 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:52,890 ‎你要去哪? 662 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:55,267 ‎我要去联谊 663 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:56,435 ‎联谊? 664 00:39:57,144 --> 00:39:58,312 ‎那浚浩怎么办? 665 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,733 ‎关浚浩什么事? 666 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:05,194 ‎算了 你真的很迟钝 667 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,614 ‎接下来我打算积极一点 668 00:40:08,697 --> 00:40:10,491 ‎你如果认识不错的男生 ‎记得介绍给我 669 00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:11,951 ‎我要努力争取 670 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,454 ‎你要积极争取? 671 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:19,625 ‎虽然你不怎么样 ‎但身边总会有些好男人吧 672 00:40:19,708 --> 00:40:21,085 ‎你有没有什么人选? 673 00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:24,088 ‎虽然我不怎么样? 674 00:40:24,797 --> 00:40:26,465 ‎我想到了一个人选 675 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,886 ‎他很懂得对别人好 676 00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,638 ‎会帮对方拉椅子、开车门 677 00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:34,557 ‎走在一起的时候 ‎会让对方走在道路内侧 678 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:35,891 ‎还会帮忙拿东西 679 00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:37,017 ‎真的吗? 680 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:40,813 ‎嗯 而且他很会做海苔寿司 ‎我下次介绍你们认识 681 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:51,782 ‎幸好他当时就被警方逮捕了 682 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:53,451 ‎要是再晚一点 683 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:57,079 ‎说不定会发生更可怕的事 684 00:40:57,163 --> 00:40:58,289 ‎像强奸犯啊 685 00:40:58,372 --> 00:41:01,167 ‎谁知道他会不会突然变成强奸犯? 686 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:06,005 ‎我们非常明白各位妈妈的愤怒与担忧 687 00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:07,256 ‎不过 688 00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:10,259 ‎诉讼真的会耗费大量的时间和精力 689 00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:13,345 ‎而且也不能保证结果能尽如人意 690 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:16,682 ‎我建议不要这么大费周章地提告 691 00:41:16,765 --> 00:41:19,727 ‎不如直接把诉求告诉我们怎么样? 692 00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:25,483 ‎崔成淑院长已经准备好 ‎诚意十足地向各位妈妈们致歉了 693 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:28,861 ‎只有院长诚意十足地道歉有什么用? 694 00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:32,114 ‎那个方屁噗到现在都还毫无悔意 695 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:34,700 ‎你们记得他在警察局说的话吗? 696 00:41:34,783 --> 00:41:38,204 ‎他讲得好像我们 ‎都不注重孩子们的快乐 697 00:41:38,287 --> 00:41:41,290 ‎只是一群一心想把孩子 ‎送进好大学的无耻家长 698 00:41:41,373 --> 00:41:42,917 ‎我也很气这点 699 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,544 ‎我们也不愿意让孩子们这么辛苦 700 00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:47,546 ‎这都是为了他们的未来着想 701 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:50,216 ‎他们应该从小养成良好的念书习惯 702 00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:53,719 ‎这时候如果放任他们玩乐 ‎以后人生能有什么出息? 703 00:41:53,802 --> 00:41:55,513 ‎-这样会出问题 ‎-说得好 704 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:59,517 ‎-我们是要让他们专心念书 ‎-也不想想我们付出了多少心力 705 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,062 ‎-这不轻松耶 ‎-外人根本什么都不懂 706 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:16,825 ‎-她在搞什么? ‎-你这是在做什么? 707 00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:20,412 ‎我儿子 708 00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:23,249 ‎是个心理生病的傻孩子 709 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:26,335 ‎他大概连自己在说什么都不知道 710 00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:30,339 ‎我们都身为人母 711 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:36,220 ‎请你们这一次 ‎用慈母的胸怀原谅我儿子 712 00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:39,848 ‎以后我一定会好好管教他 ‎不再让这种事发生 713 00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:43,602 ‎院长 你之前不是都说 ‎自己把儿子教得很有出息? 714 00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:47,940 ‎还把三个念首尔大学的儿子 ‎当成活招牌 但现在却说 715 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:51,527 ‎-你儿子是心理生病的傻孩子? ‎-是我太过自负了 716 00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:53,654 ‎我知道错了 717 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,865 ‎无论各位是希望我道歉 718 00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:59,577 ‎还是要和解金 我都会做到 719 00:43:00,828 --> 00:43:01,954 ‎我儿子 720 00:43:02,454 --> 00:43:04,456 ‎实在太脆弱了 721 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:07,459 ‎他受不了牢狱生活的 722 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:10,212 ‎我怕他去坐牢之后 723 00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:15,801 ‎说不定会想不开 724 00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:18,887 ‎所以才想拜托你们帮忙 725 00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:23,017 ‎求求你们了 726 00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,563 ‎求求你们了 727 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,150 ‎求求你们了 728 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,997 ‎11张都确认完毕 729 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,582 ‎家长们都签名盖章了 730 00:43:50,836 --> 00:43:53,922 ‎院长 这一切都多亏你的真情恳求 731 00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:55,049 ‎辛苦你了 732 00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:58,594 ‎你们也辛苦了 733 00:43:58,677 --> 00:44:01,388 ‎那我们就先回去了 734 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,140 ‎好 735 00:44:03,223 --> 00:44:06,268 ‎我想多坐一下再走 736 00:44:23,577 --> 00:44:24,828 ‎崔成淑院长 737 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:26,205 ‎嗯? 738 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:30,668 ‎你刚才说方屁噗先生 ‎是心理生病的傻孩子 739 00:44:32,211 --> 00:44:34,963 ‎还有他大概连自己在说什么都不知道 740 00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:40,511 ‎但身为他的律师 我并不这么认为 741 00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:43,138 ‎所以 742 00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:46,225 ‎你认为我儿子这样正常吗? 743 00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:49,895 ‎那是因为你只跟他见过几次面 744 00:44:49,978 --> 00:44:51,563 ‎才有办法这么正面看待 745 00:44:51,647 --> 00:44:54,692 ‎正因为我只跟他见过几次面 ‎却还是能正面看待他 746 00:44:55,609 --> 00:44:57,861 ‎你身为他妈妈更应该肯定他吧? 747 00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:01,073 ‎你是不是该敞开心胸一次 748 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:05,202 ‎听听他想说的话呢? 749 00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:12,501 ‎那些小朋友光是听到 ‎“方屁噗”这个名字都会哈哈大笑 750 00:45:12,584 --> 00:45:16,672 ‎小朋友们都能理解 ‎方屁噗先生所倡导的 751 00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:18,674 ‎儿童解放的意义 752 00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:22,469 ‎无法理解方屁噗先生的 753 00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:25,431 ‎只有大人而已 754 00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:32,271 ‎那你们还会想再跟他一起玩吗? 755 00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:33,647 ‎喂 李岁愿! 756 00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:38,777 ‎我想每天跟他一起玩 我想得到解放 757 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,962 ‎证人 请问你对被告的 ‎诊断结果是什么? 758 00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,757 ‎被告患有妄想症 759 00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:04,136 ‎更精确地说 他患有夸大妄想症 760 00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:07,181 ‎所以被告宣称 761 00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:10,350 ‎自己是儿童解放军总司令 762 00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:12,644 ‎也属于夸大妄想症的症状吗? 763 00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:14,188 ‎是的 没错 764 00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:17,441 ‎夸大妄想症病患 765 00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:22,279 ‎会深信自己在团体中扮演重要角色… 766 00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:28,095 ‎我方诘问完毕 767 00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:31,890 ‎我… 768 00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:36,353 ‎我想对证人进行追加诘问 769 00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:41,400 ‎禹律师 770 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:47,990 ‎12名孩童原本上的茂辰补习班 771 00:47:48,073 --> 00:47:50,534 ‎教学方式以上锁班闻名 772 00:47:50,617 --> 00:47:52,536 ‎证人 请问你知道上锁班是什么吗? 773 00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:53,745 ‎上锁班? 774 00:47:54,788 --> 00:47:55,706 ‎我不知道 775 00:47:55,789 --> 00:47:56,999 ‎所谓的上锁班 776 00:47:57,082 --> 00:48:00,168 ‎就是将学生们 ‎整天关起来 让他们念书 777 00:48:00,252 --> 00:48:03,505 ‎茂辰补习班里的孩子们 ‎在晚上10点下课前 778 00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:05,007 ‎都不得外出 779 00:48:05,090 --> 00:48:08,760 ‎中间完全没有休息及吃饭时间 780 00:48:08,844 --> 00:48:10,846 ‎上洗手间也要先举手取得同意 781 00:48:10,929 --> 00:48:14,516 ‎一天上洗手间两次以上的孩子 ‎会被认定还没准备好专心读书 782 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,184 ‎被补习班请回家 783 00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:17,561 ‎(陪审员席) 784 00:48:18,895 --> 00:48:22,691 ‎茂辰补习班为了处罚没写作业的学生 785 00:48:22,774 --> 00:48:25,277 ‎事先向家长收取 ‎体罚同意书的做法十分有名 786 00:48:26,361 --> 00:48:29,114 ‎而广大家长对这样铁血的茂辰补习班 787 00:48:29,781 --> 00:48:30,949 ‎则是趋之若鹜 788 00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:37,748 ‎证人 请问在已知这些事实后 789 00:48:37,831 --> 00:48:40,959 ‎你还认为被告对现实的 ‎解读和理念有扭曲到 790 00:48:41,043 --> 00:48:42,919 ‎需要被视为妄想症病患吗? 791 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,049 ‎-禹英禑律师 你在做什么? ‎-郑律师 792 00:48:48,675 --> 00:48:49,926 ‎能不能让她继续说? 793 00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:53,472 ‎等等 794 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:55,974 ‎请看看我儿子的表情 795 00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:57,684 ‎什么? 796 00:48:58,518 --> 00:49:02,939 ‎他究竟是想说什么 ‎才会露出那种表情呢? 797 00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:06,777 ‎那些年仅10岁、11岁的孩子 ‎每天念书12个小时 798 00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:09,279 ‎完全没有办法 ‎好好吃饭、睡觉、休息、玩耍 799 00:49:09,363 --> 00:49:12,074 ‎这样你还认为韩国儿童的敌人 800 00:49:12,157 --> 00:49:14,034 ‎不是学校、补习班和家长吗? 801 00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:20,082 ‎律师 802 00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:22,751 ‎这位是你们申请的证人 803 00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:27,130 ‎你为什么要试图问出 ‎对被告不利的证词呢? 804 00:49:27,714 --> 00:49:30,300 ‎我不是要问出对被告不利的证词… 805 00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:32,260 ‎你究竟想证明什么? 806 00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:36,223 ‎你要证人说出被告对现实的 ‎解读和理念没有任何问题 807 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:40,686 ‎所以被告并非妄想症病患吗? 808 00:49:42,354 --> 00:49:43,480 ‎是的 没错 809 00:49:43,563 --> 00:49:46,942 ‎这样的证词可能会对被告不利 810 00:49:47,025 --> 00:49:48,276 ‎你知道吗? 811 00:49:48,985 --> 00:49:50,195 ‎庭上 812 00:49:51,571 --> 00:49:55,367 ‎被告是因为具备 ‎反对现有社会体制的理念 813 00:49:55,450 --> 00:49:59,037 ‎进而筹划改革并实践 才导致犯罪 814 00:49:59,121 --> 00:50:01,415 ‎换句话说 他属于良心犯 815 00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:05,877 ‎并不是道德上惹人非议的失德罪犯 816 00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:08,839 ‎或许被告被诊断为妄想症病患 817 00:50:08,922 --> 00:50:11,717 ‎会有助于被告减刑 818 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,052 ‎但这对于被告想解放儿童的理念 819 00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:16,054 ‎却是一种侮辱 820 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:20,058 ‎身为被告的律师 821 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:22,477 ‎我想为被告的理念 822 00:50:23,228 --> 00:50:25,021 ‎进行辩护 823 00:50:25,647 --> 00:50:29,401 ‎本次开庭是为了追究被告的罪责 824 00:50:29,484 --> 00:50:32,362 ‎不是为了宣导被告的理念 825 00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:37,534 ‎无论你的意念为何 我身为审判长 826 00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:40,912 ‎依旧有我想问以及该问的问题 827 00:50:41,496 --> 00:50:42,914 ‎被告 828 00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:46,585 ‎你对自己的罪行是否有悔意? 829 00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:53,717 ‎庭上 830 00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:56,928 ‎可否请你提醒被告 他有权拒绝回… 831 00:50:57,012 --> 00:50:57,888 ‎不 832 00:50:59,931 --> 00:51:01,558 ‎我没有悔意 833 00:51:04,102 --> 00:51:08,482 ‎所以你之后还是会继续 ‎犯下相同的罪行吗? 834 00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:20,202 ‎对 835 00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:39,346 ‎郑律师 836 00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:41,807 ‎你真的要放任禹英禑律师这样吗? 837 00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:45,101 ‎她事前未经商议的突发行为 ‎搞砸了这场官司 838 00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:48,104 ‎这当然要请她以后多注意 ‎我会跟她聊聊 839 00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:50,941 ‎这次又只请她注意 不惩处吗? 840 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,528 ‎这已经不是什么小过失了 841 00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:56,905 ‎她这次犯的错足以影响判决结果 842 00:51:56,988 --> 00:51:59,658 ‎这个话题我们之前应该讨论过了吧 843 00:52:00,408 --> 00:52:03,954 ‎当时你是因为 ‎禹律师无故旷职 要求惩处她 844 00:52:05,705 --> 00:52:07,833 ‎权敏宇律师 你真的很喜欢惩处耶 845 00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:11,211 ‎所以你才在留言板发布那种贴文吗? 846 00:52:17,634 --> 00:52:18,760 ‎我想说的是 847 00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:21,805 ‎同事之间意见不同 产生分歧 848 00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:24,099 ‎就应该一起讨论 解决问题 849 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:27,811 ‎凡事都要计较对错、赏罚分明 850 00:52:28,603 --> 00:52:30,397 ‎这不是我做事的方式 851 00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:03,263 ‎关于辩护方针的部分 852 00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:05,307 ‎我们律师之间意见分歧 853 00:53:05,390 --> 00:53:09,019 ‎很抱歉我们没有在开庭前达成共识 854 00:53:10,437 --> 00:53:11,938 ‎我向你道歉 855 00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:13,315 ‎我要向你道谢 856 00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:16,401 ‎禹英禑律师 谢谢你 857 00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:19,821 ‎我妈怎么说? 858 00:53:19,905 --> 00:53:22,198 ‎所幸你妈妈表示能够理解 859 00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:23,283 ‎这样啊 860 00:53:24,409 --> 00:53:25,327 ‎真的吗? 861 00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:27,495 ‎是啊 862 00:53:31,207 --> 00:53:34,711 ‎虽然我们收到的 ‎免刑求情书有助于减刑 863 00:53:34,794 --> 00:53:36,588 ‎但因为你表示没有悔意 864 00:53:36,671 --> 00:53:38,590 ‎这会导致刑罚加重 865 00:53:38,673 --> 00:53:41,384 ‎法官大概也不可能替你审酌减刑 866 00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:43,261 ‎所以 867 00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:47,223 ‎你获判缓刑的可能性应该不大 868 00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:48,725 ‎没关系 无所谓 869 00:53:51,102 --> 00:53:54,606 ‎不过我可以请你们帮个忙吗? 870 00:53:55,690 --> 00:53:56,858 ‎帮忙? 871 00:53:56,942 --> 00:53:58,735 ‎我进行最后陈述那天 872 00:53:59,527 --> 00:54:01,655 ‎请你们帮我把儿童解放军带到法庭上 873 00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:04,950 ‎什么? 874 00:54:10,956 --> 00:54:14,584 ‎我做的事是希望让他们 ‎留下尽情玩耍的快乐回忆 875 00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:17,963 ‎我怕他们到最后 876 00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:20,715 ‎反倒只记得尽情玩耍的代价 877 00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:24,052 ‎竟然是去坐牢 878 00:54:28,181 --> 00:54:30,684 ‎身为儿童解放军总司令 879 00:54:31,559 --> 00:54:35,271 ‎就算要被惩处 我也想让他们 ‎看到我抬头挺胸的样子 880 00:54:37,315 --> 00:54:42,404 ‎我要让他们知道 ‎我从来不以自己的行动为耻 881 00:54:51,037 --> 00:54:56,084 ‎突然提起这个可能有点莫名其妙 ‎不过我蛮会念书的 882 00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:57,544 ‎什么? 883 00:54:57,627 --> 00:55:01,631 ‎我毕业于首尔大学 ‎而且在毕业前就已经通过司法考试 884 00:55:02,215 --> 00:55:03,675 ‎这样啊 885 00:55:04,509 --> 00:55:07,012 ‎禹英禑律师 你是哪里毕业的? 886 00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:08,680 ‎嗯? 887 00:55:09,889 --> 00:55:13,059 ‎对 我也是首尔大学毕业的 888 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:13,977 ‎还有呢? 889 00:55:14,477 --> 00:55:15,687 ‎还有? 890 00:55:16,312 --> 00:55:17,564 ‎还有… 891 00:55:19,190 --> 00:55:22,068 ‎我也毕业于首尔大学法学院 892 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,946 ‎没错 我们都是第一名毕业 893 00:55:29,534 --> 00:55:33,997 ‎现在回想起来 ‎及早怀抱成为律师的梦想 894 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,625 ‎应该就是我取得好成绩的秘诀 895 00:55:37,709 --> 00:55:39,461 ‎禹英禑律师 你说是不是? 896 00:55:41,796 --> 00:55:42,881 ‎对 897 00:55:42,964 --> 00:55:44,758 ‎我好像也是这样 898 00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:46,301 ‎是这样吗? 899 00:55:46,384 --> 00:55:49,429 ‎如果下次开庭 ‎让金闵智同学到法庭上旁听 900 00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:53,641 ‎我相信一定有助于她成绩上的进步 ‎以及激发她的原动力 901 00:55:53,725 --> 00:55:57,520 ‎毕竟能这么近距离观察 ‎法官、检察官和律师工作的样子 902 00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:59,022 ‎是非常难得的经验 903 00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:02,067 ‎没错 这次到法庭旁听以后 904 00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:04,986 ‎金闵智同学肯定自然而然 ‎就会想去念首尔大学了 905 00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:05,904 ‎是啊 906 00:56:05,987 --> 00:56:08,198 ‎至于孩子们的安全 ‎妈妈可以尽管放心 907 00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:09,908 ‎我们几位律师会亲自带队 908 00:56:09,991 --> 00:56:12,452 ‎把孩子们带到法庭 909 00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:13,578 ‎天啊 910 00:56:13,661 --> 00:56:14,954 ‎真的可以吗? 911 00:56:15,538 --> 00:56:16,581 ‎真是的 912 00:56:16,664 --> 00:56:19,793 ‎我本来以为我女儿比较适合走理科 913 00:56:19,876 --> 00:56:22,921 ‎唉唷 她如果突然 ‎说要念法学院怎么办? 914 00:56:29,427 --> 00:56:31,221 ‎-天啊 怎么办才好? ‎-是啊 915 00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:46,778 ‎禹律师 916 00:56:46,861 --> 00:56:50,240 ‎茂辰补习班的院长 ‎说要把接送巴士借给我们 917 00:56:50,323 --> 00:56:52,784 ‎到时候我们可以搭他们的巴士 ‎带孩子们去法庭 918 00:56:53,409 --> 00:56:54,494 ‎好 919 00:56:57,914 --> 00:56:59,249 ‎我来 920 00:56:59,332 --> 00:57:00,500 ‎我来帮你搬 921 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:04,212 ‎-什么? ‎-这要搬去哪里? 922 00:57:15,932 --> 00:57:16,975 ‎禹律师 923 00:57:17,892 --> 00:57:19,227 ‎你为什么要这样对我? 924 00:57:19,894 --> 00:57:20,854 ‎嗯? 925 00:57:20,937 --> 00:57:22,063 ‎你最近 926 00:57:23,314 --> 00:57:25,024 ‎对我太好了吧 927 00:57:26,568 --> 00:57:29,487 ‎你不只帮我拉椅子 ‎让我走在道路内侧 928 00:57:29,571 --> 00:57:32,657 ‎还帮我开车门 现在又帮我搬东西 929 00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:35,952 ‎你到底为什么要这样? 930 00:57:36,035 --> 00:57:38,121 ‎我对你做错什么事了吗? 931 00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:41,583 ‎你没做错事 932 00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:44,043 ‎我只是… 933 00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:50,758 ‎喜欢你 934 00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:56,306 ‎因为喜欢你 所以才对你好 935 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,236 ‎(重整债权 有担保重整债权 ‎确定调查案件) 936 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,988 ‎(茂辰补习班) 937 00:58:12,071 --> 00:58:13,740 ‎-剪刀 石头 布 ‎-这么突然? 938 00:58:13,823 --> 00:58:15,366 ‎-剪刀 石头 布 ‎-接好 939 00:58:15,450 --> 00:58:17,827 ‎-算了 被打断了 ‎-真的吗? 940 00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:19,871 ‎打断了她还是继续 941 00:58:19,954 --> 00:58:20,955 ‎来 各位 942 00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:22,582 ‎我们要准备出发啦 943 00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:24,709 ‎-好! ‎-好! 944 00:58:24,792 --> 00:58:26,002 ‎叔叔 945 00:58:27,003 --> 00:58:29,088 ‎你叫什么名字? 946 00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,925 ‎你的名字也像方屁噗那样吗? 947 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,886 ‎不是耶 我没有这种名字 948 00:58:35,553 --> 00:58:37,972 ‎我的名字叫做… 949 00:58:38,681 --> 00:58:40,099 ‎他叫李屁眼 950 00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:46,231 ‎真的吗?你真的叫李屁眼吗? 951 00:58:46,314 --> 00:58:48,858 ‎没错 因为我们都是方屁噗的朋友 952 00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:51,110 ‎他叫李屁眼 953 00:58:51,194 --> 00:58:56,658 ‎我叫禹…禹宙大鼻屎 954 00:58:59,744 --> 00:59:01,412 ‎那你们两个呢? 955 00:59:01,496 --> 00:59:02,455 ‎你们叫什么名字? 956 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:05,667 ‎-我… ‎-我们就是… 957 00:59:09,128 --> 00:59:10,171 ‎就是律师叔叔而已 958 00:59:10,255 --> 00:59:12,423 ‎-唉唷 ‎-好无聊 959 00:59:12,507 --> 00:59:13,508 ‎我… 960 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,886 ‎我叫权便便 961 00:59:20,723 --> 00:59:22,058 ‎什么啊? 962 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:24,978 ‎我叫… 963 00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:31,442 ‎我叫郑噗噗! 964 00:59:38,616 --> 00:59:41,327 ‎(首尔中央地方法院) 965 00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:43,162 ‎是 我方陈述完毕 966 00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:48,376 ‎被告 967 00:59:48,459 --> 00:59:51,212 ‎你最后还有什么话想说吗? 968 00:59:59,304 --> 01:00:00,430 ‎好的 首先 969 01:00:01,306 --> 01:00:04,183 ‎我想对各位有孩子的家长说几句话 970 01:00:06,519 --> 01:00:08,855 ‎小孩子的玩乐不能等 971 01:00:10,064 --> 01:00:11,441 ‎等到以后就太晚了 972 01:00:13,151 --> 01:00:14,777 ‎等他们上大学后 973 01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:16,029 ‎等他们开始工作后 974 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:18,323 ‎等他们结婚后 那都太迟了 975 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:24,037 ‎打碑石、捉迷藏、骑马背、跳皮筋 976 01:00:25,246 --> 01:00:26,914 ‎这些以后再玩就来不及了 977 01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:29,917 ‎想在充满不安的生活中 978 01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:32,629 ‎找到唯一一条通往快乐的道路 979 01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:34,547 ‎到时候就为时已晚了 980 01:00:41,554 --> 01:00:42,680 ‎一 981 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,725 ‎儿童应该即时开心玩耍 982 01:00:52,523 --> 01:00:55,860 ‎“一 儿童应该即时开心玩耍” 983 01:00:59,155 --> 01:01:03,409 ‎二 儿童应该即时注重健康 984 01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:04,911 ‎-“二” ‎-“二 985 01:01:04,994 --> 01:01:08,665 ‎-儿童应该即时注重健康” ‎-“儿童应该即时注重健康” 986 01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:09,707 ‎三 987 01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:11,125 ‎全体肃静 988 01:01:12,752 --> 01:01:15,088 ‎除了被告以外 任何人不得发言 989 01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:19,133 ‎庭上 990 01:01:19,717 --> 01:01:22,637 ‎那些孩子都是本案的被害人 991 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,889 ‎只要有庭上的允许 992 01:01:24,972 --> 01:01:28,267 ‎被害人皆有权于开庭时 ‎陈述自己的意见 993 01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:30,478 ‎可否请庭上将孩子们 994 01:01:30,561 --> 01:01:32,897 ‎复诵儿童解放宣言的行为 995 01:01:32,980 --> 01:01:34,774 ‎视为被害人的意见陈述? 996 01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:39,904 ‎一! 997 01:01:39,987 --> 01:01:41,781 ‎-“一!” ‎-“一!” 998 01:01:41,864 --> 01:01:44,659 ‎儿童应该即时开心玩耍 999 01:01:44,742 --> 01:01:48,287 ‎-“儿童应该即时开心玩耍!” ‎-“儿童应该即时开心玩耍!” 1000 01:01:49,163 --> 01:01:50,164 ‎二 1001 01:01:50,248 --> 01:01:51,582 ‎-“二!” ‎-“二!” 1002 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:54,252 ‎儿童应该即时注重健康 1003 01:01:54,335 --> 01:01:58,256 ‎-“儿童应该即时注重健康!” ‎-“儿童应该即时注重健康!” 1004 01:01:58,339 --> 01:01:59,340 ‎三 1005 01:01:59,424 --> 01:02:00,383 ‎-“三!” ‎-“三!” 1006 01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:03,219 ‎儿童应该即时保持快乐 1007 01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:07,473 ‎-“儿童应该即时保持快乐!” ‎-“儿童应该即时保持快乐!” 1008 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,312 ‎我此刻将击退学校、补习班、家长 1009 01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:18,901 ‎美其名曰为儿童未来着想的狡诈咒语 ‎本人 儿童解放军总司令方屁噗 1010 01:02:23,823 --> 01:02:27,368 ‎要为即时保持快乐的儿童引吭高歌了 1011 01:02:27,952 --> 01:02:32,123 ‎孩子们! 1012 01:02:32,707 --> 01:02:34,083 ‎-来玩吧! ‎-来玩吧! 1013 01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:39,213 ‎-来玩吧! ‎-来玩吧! 1014 01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:55,104 ‎方屁噗 你看 1015 01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:57,398 ‎-这是我的橡实 ‎-我也有! 1016 01:02:57,482 --> 01:02:58,941 ‎是你做的啊? 1017 01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:00,693 ‎我们来抱一个 1018 01:04:04,507 --> 01:04:06,384 ‎你的炸酱面要撒辣椒粉吗? 1019 01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:08,010 ‎嗯 1020 01:04:09,053 --> 01:04:10,555 ‎糖醋肉要淋酱吗? 1021 01:04:10,638 --> 01:04:11,806 ‎嗯 1022 01:04:13,057 --> 01:04:15,601 ‎-到底是谁? ‎-嗯? 1023 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:18,604 ‎你喜欢的人啊 ‎如果不是崔秀妍 那是谁? 1024 01:04:19,981 --> 01:04:22,441 ‎是谁对你来说有这么重要吗? 1025 01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:24,944 ‎我得知道是谁才能帮你啊 1026 01:04:25,736 --> 01:04:27,989 ‎你现在完全就是一副遇到瓶颈的样子 1027 01:04:28,739 --> 01:04:32,451 ‎简直像只病恹恹的鸡 ‎一直唉声叹气的 1028 01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,836 ‎我有点无法想象接下来会发生什么事 1029 01:04:43,796 --> 01:04:44,839 ‎什么意思? 1030 01:04:46,757 --> 01:04:48,467 ‎喜欢之后会是什么? 1031 01:04:49,510 --> 01:04:50,678 ‎总觉得 1032 01:04:51,470 --> 01:04:53,598 ‎这件事非比寻常 1033 01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:56,767 ‎我好像应该要做好万全的心理准备 1034 01:04:58,019 --> 01:05:00,521 ‎我怕万一起了这个头 1035 01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:03,232 ‎反而会让彼此 1036 01:05:04,108 --> 01:05:05,234 ‎感到痛苦 1037 01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:08,529 ‎你是要结婚了吗? 1038 01:05:08,613 --> 01:05:10,907 ‎干吗想得这么严肃? 1039 01:05:10,990 --> 01:05:13,451 ‎交往后觉得不适合再分手就好啦 1040 01:05:13,534 --> 01:05:17,413 ‎如果对象是这个人 ‎我就不能只抱持试试看的心态开始 1041 01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:21,584 ‎所以你现在的心态就只是想试试看吧 1042 01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:24,712 ‎我才不是 1043 01:05:27,214 --> 01:05:29,425 ‎那就去啊 答案都出来了 1044 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,678 ‎-去? ‎-对啊 1045 01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:41,562 ‎喂 你去…你要去哪? 1046 01:05:43,439 --> 01:05:44,565 ‎你真的要去啊? 1047 01:05:44,649 --> 01:05:46,067 ‎我说的… 1048 01:05:46,150 --> 01:05:49,904 ‎那只是一种建议你 ‎跟对方进一步发展的隐喻用法 1049 01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:53,699 ‎他都不看书的吗? 1050 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:23,020 ‎一 二 三 1051 01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:27,024 ‎一 二 三 1052 01:06:27,108 --> 01:06:31,404 ‎一 二 三 1053 01:06:31,487 --> 01:06:32,905 ‎一 二 嗯? 1054 01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:37,451 ‎一 二 三 1055 01:06:37,535 --> 01:06:39,203 ‎嗯?一 二 三 1056 01:06:39,286 --> 01:06:44,333 ‎一 二 三 1057 01:06:45,251 --> 01:06:46,460 ‎嗯? 1058 01:06:53,718 --> 01:06:54,719 ‎是你啊 1059 01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:57,388 ‎谢谢 1060 01:07:03,060 --> 01:07:04,562 ‎我有话想跟你说 1061 01:07:18,617 --> 01:07:19,785 ‎我喜欢你 1062 01:07:26,333 --> 01:07:27,752 ‎因为太喜欢你 1063 01:07:29,211 --> 01:07:30,504 ‎喜欢到心里… 1064 01:07:33,549 --> 01:07:34,717 ‎就像生病了一样 1065 01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,959 ‎不好意思 我们打烊… 1066 01:08:20,971 --> 01:08:22,139 ‎我可以进去吗? 1067 01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:53,587 ‎她这么晚了不带随行人员 ‎自己跑来一家海苔饭卷店? 1068 01:08:57,716 --> 01:08:58,801 ‎等等 1069 01:09:00,094 --> 01:09:01,512 ‎禹英禑… 1070 01:09:03,305 --> 01:09:04,849 ‎是那个汪洋的律师吗? 1071 01:09:32,793 --> 01:09:35,462 ‎如果没有拘票的话就是非法逮捕 1072 01:09:35,546 --> 01:09:36,839 ‎难道你是律师吗? 1073 01:09:36,922 --> 01:09:39,508 ‎你是从哪带回这么令人头痛的案件? 1074 01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:42,261 ‎我是从地铁二号线带回来的 1075 01:09:42,344 --> 01:09:43,888 ‎真心爱上智力障碍人士 1076 01:09:43,971 --> 01:09:45,514 ‎真的让人那么难以置信吗? 1077 01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:50,102 ‎证人 你希望杨程日先生 ‎因为对你性侵的罪行而受罚吗? 1078 01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:51,937 ‎-我爱他 ‎-什么? 1079 01:09:52,021 --> 01:09:53,522 ‎请别让他被关进监狱 1080 01:09:53,606 --> 01:09:56,525 ‎对身心障碍人士来说 ‎光有喜欢的心意 1081 01:09:56,609 --> 01:09:58,652 ‎好像是不够的 1082 01:09:59,987 --> 01:10:04,992 ‎字幕翻译:吴敬美