1 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:05,466 04:00, ma'am. 2 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:28,355 So... So, no pyjamas ever? 3 00:01:28,356 --> 00:01:30,690 Ted! Never. 4 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,262 OK. 5 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:43,903 Georgina! 6 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:45,872 Georgina. 7 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:48,176 Quick, your sister's on the telly. 8 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:54,147 Victoria, I'm watching you on the telly and you're great. 9 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:56,883 Can you call me when you land, please? 10 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,651 I think Jeremy's... 11 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,853 Well, he's... Doing what you always said he was doing 12 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,223 and now I don't know what to do. 13 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,260 So, call me as soon as you land, please. 14 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:10,129 So, Victoria, I wonder if I may, 15 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,998 I wanna ask about something more serious. 16 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,733 Mm-hm. 17 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,468 Let me get you a cup of tea. 18 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:19,339 Folks, this is a Cinderella story of tragedy, 19 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:22,376 resilience, and finally hope. 20 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:26,679 Take us back, if you will, Victoria, to that small cottage 21 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,382 with holes in the roof, holes in the shirts, 22 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:32,219 your mother was mending to put a few pennies on the table. 23 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,653 What? 24 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,022 And two great holes in your family. 25 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:37,557 Ladies and gentlemen, 26 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:40,960 both Victoria's father and stepfather 27 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:44,331 served their country as navy pilots. 28 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:47,668 OK, they won medals together in the Falklands War in '82. 29 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,270 May we begin with your father? 30 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:53,240 Yes, my father is the one on the left, 31 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:55,609 but he died when I was only three years old. 32 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:58,545 His plane suffered engine failure. 33 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:01,180 It was a routine exercise. 34 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,115 But then? 35 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:05,885 Then, after my older sister Katherine and I lost Daddy, 36 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:11,190 my beautiful, brave mother married his best friend. 37 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,993 Also in the fleet air arm, also called John. 38 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:16,896 Though we really knew him as Johnny. 39 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:19,466 And my little sister Georgina was born. 40 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,568 But then our second daddy went missing 41 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:24,103 in action in Bosnia. 42 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:29,709 So, by the time you were ten, you had lost both your father 43 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,444 and your stepfather, 44 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:36,082 both flying navy planes, and your mother was left alone, 45 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:38,084 with three little girls. 46 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:39,652 Bloody hell. 47 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,488 Now, there's a word we hear everywhere, 48 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,856 and you just used it Victoria, but I wonder, 49 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:46,560 can you define loss to us? 50 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,061 Sorry? 51 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,797 Can you say what loss means to you? 52 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:53,766 - Blimey! - Yes, Cinders. Let's hear that. 53 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:56,769 It's always there. And also not there. 54 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,405 I feel that-- 55 00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:00,273 But there's a happy ending this weekend? 56 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:03,142 There is. As soon as I leave this studio, 57 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:05,512 I will be winging my way back to Blighty, 58 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:09,449 because my mother, Diana, is getting married again. 59 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,250 But this time to a man 60 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,885 with his feet firmly on the ground. 61 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:15,522 - Victoria Frost, always great... - Thank you. 62 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:16,989 ...to have you here on the show. 63 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,592 The movie's called The Dame of Darkness 5. 64 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,428 - Four. - Four. 65 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:23,364 - Sorry. Great franchise. - Ugh. 66 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:27,166 She's altering, ma'am. 67 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:31,171 Turning to starboard. 20 degrees. 30. 68 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:34,006 Off you go. Turn right for the Baltic. 69 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,942 Back to the motherland. 70 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:38,378 Permission to stand down weapon crews, ma'am. 71 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:41,213 Approved, POO. You can take over from here, Sean. 72 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,182 Dangerous mission tomorrow. 73 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:45,785 Got to get my mother down the aisle and deal with my sisters. 74 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,355 Er, Captain. I'd just like to take this opportunity 75 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:50,857 to wish you all the best on your new command. 76 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:52,560 Real privilege working for you. 77 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,694 It's been a privilege for me too, Sean, thank you. 78 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:57,364 - Onwards. - Yes, ma'am. 79 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,318 Oh, this bloody country. 80 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:31,791 Honestly, Victoria. This is such a mistake. 81 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,560 You didn't have a better idea. 82 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:36,395 We couldn't get hold of you. I took command. 83 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,397 I really think you should have come to me first. 84 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,300 Georgina discovered the texts on Jeremy's phone. 85 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:44,071 Then he cancels coming here tonight. 86 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:48,040 Well, it's a no-brainer. We need an intervention. 87 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,176 But hiring a detective? God's sake. 88 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:53,613 I'm barely off the plane and she's ringing me in tears 89 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:56,148 from her ward because you were too busy. 90 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,750 And then I saw Steve. 91 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,418 - Who's Steve? - Right there. 92 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,953 Victoria, let's just wait. 93 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:03,490 Whatever you may think, that's a sign. Hello? 94 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:05,024 This weekend is for Mum's wedding. 95 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,760 - Victoria? - Katherine? 96 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:08,929 Victoria? 97 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:29,917 Oh, I love this photo. 98 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:34,887 Christ Almighty. Look at that. 99 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,823 She thinks we're still broke. 100 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:39,626 Possibly because she heard it on an American talk show. 101 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,694 All she has to do is ask me. 102 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:44,296 Oh. Poor little things. 103 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,167 Bloody reception. No wonder we never visit. 104 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,302 It's the Dark Ages. 105 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:53,873 Bugger off. 106 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,675 I'll show you mine if you show me yours? 107 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,611 - No. - I know who it is anyway. 108 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:01,548 Oh, for fuck's sake, he's tried to come. 109 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:02,982 Who? Where? 110 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,552 - Grand fromage. - He's still chasing you? 111 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,253 Big cheese. 112 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:09,156 He's trying to find a place to land tomorrow. 113 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,924 Oh good. Steve will be here any minute. 114 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,393 Who's Steve? 115 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:15,328 The detective. 116 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:19,098 Oh, God. I hope we catch bloody Jeremy at it. 117 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:23,403 She'll get rid of him finally. Oh, look. Steve! In here. 118 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,740 Where did you find a detective? 119 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,408 AA. What? 120 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,911 No, it's fantastic for all that sort of thing. 121 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:35,381 Mm. Plumbers, dentists, insurance, the lot. 122 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:36,783 And when Georgie rang me, 123 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,585 I was just getting to my meeting, 124 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,753 cos I always go as soon I get to this fucking country. 125 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,454 Bingo. There was Steve. 126 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,291 Honestly, it was meant to be. Destiny. 127 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:47,827 Don't worry. I paid for it all. 128 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:50,129 So we've hired a drunk detective. 129 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,263 Come on. 130 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,431 Ex-drunk. 131 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:53,800 Guess we'll do that. 132 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:56,202 - Hi. - Hi, darling. 133 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,237 - Mwah. - Hi. 134 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:00,206 Hi, Katherine. 135 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,575 Hi, how are you doing? 136 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:05,645 Oh, Steve. This is my older sister, Katherine. 137 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,413 An honour. 138 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:09,481 Steve was just telling me all about the cameras 139 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,550 he's set up at home. It's all a bit complicated. 140 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,453 Yes. I was just telling the principle client, 141 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,889 by whom in this instance I mean Georgina, 142 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:20,126 that I've installed six devices, all connected via an intranet 143 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,629 with the derived material saved on the cloud. 144 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,631 Not an easy job, but luckily, 145 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:27,266 the Taiwanese do a very good router. 146 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,201 Completely different to the old Korean one. 147 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,270 And there's this new Swiss motion detector. 148 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:34,440 Georgie, are you sure you really want to go through with this? 149 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,043 My God. That's incredible? 150 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:39,178 We've got exactly the same curtains. How funny. 151 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:42,314 Not sure I can face watching this tonight. 152 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:47,186 I wouldn't advise that. In my experience, our clients, 153 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:50,356 if they watch proceedings live, they can get quite violent. 154 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,492 - Oh. - Especially the English wives. 155 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,294 I'll be back in correspondence tomorrow. 156 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:58,865 But for now, if I could just demonstrate to your good selves 157 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:00,933 the variety of options you have. 158 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,935 Ooh. 159 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,705 I would suggest, in your case, the edited highlights package. 160 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,174 It's our best feature. 161 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,309 We've recently got the musical rights to 162 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:13,780 "If You Wanna Be My Lover" by the Spice Girls. 163 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,815 Girls, what are you all doing in my studio? 164 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,516 Hi. - Come on, out. 165 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,852 - This is my workplace. - Hi, Mum. 166 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:22,789 Hello, darling. Sorry I wasn't here when you arrived. 167 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,223 Good afternoon. 168 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:28,028 Oh, you look wonderful. 169 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,363 Hello. We haven't met. 170 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,132 Oh, this is Steve, he's from my-- 171 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,001 He's from my office. 172 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,870 Yes. Er, just doing a bit of research for Georgina, here. 173 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,006 Oh, well, Steve, how very accomplished of you 174 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,407 to be so in demand. 175 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:42,909 Oh, so the marquee is up. 176 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,877 The children are back from swimming 177 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:47,646 any minute now. Please make sure your boys are tidy for dinner. 178 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,381 You know Geoff will want to leave on time. 179 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,983 Yes. Yes. Yes. 180 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,518 - I'll leave you to it, yeah? - See you later. 181 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,053 - Take care. - Bye. 182 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,688 Look, I frankly don't care if my husband's 183 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,323 shagging half of London. 184 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,925 Tomorrow's Mum's day and we can't ruin it. 185 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,760 Got your thingy next week, too. Let's not make 186 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:03,195 too much of a fuss about all this, please. 187 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,397 - Mummy. Mummy. - Hi! 188 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:06,833 - How was it? - Hey, Mum. 189 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,634 Mum, look what Stanley got me. 190 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:11,070 - What have you got there? - It's a Date With Darkness ring. 191 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,973 It's from my mum's latest movie. Gotta have one of these babies. 192 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,674 - Sorry, bro. - It's cool. Don't worry. 193 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,476 It's promo stuff. I'll get one sent to you. 194 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,078 No, it's fine. I gotta go home. 195 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,013 Oh, say hi to your dad for me. Bye, John. 196 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,949 Do we have to go to Geoff's dinner tonight? 197 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,917 Who goes to their grandpa's Saturday night? 198 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,854 And watch some eagle and check out some chicks. 199 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,688 It's an osprey not an eagle, Skylar. 200 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,724 And Marcus, it's very nice of Geoff to ask you, OK. 201 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,194 They're extremely rare. You're very lucky. 202 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,730 And anyway, he's not your real grandpa. 203 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,767 He's just Granny's new husband. 204 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,631 So, you just press these buttons 205 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:13,633 and you move forwards. 206 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,002 And you're making him do that? 207 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,169 - Yeah. - Wow. 208 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,812 Go and play... 209 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,545 Look, Daddy's on the telly. 210 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,851 'Weather conditions have worsened. 211 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,618 'Police say the helicopter search 212 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,387 'has been called off for now. 213 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,357 'Commander Munson is married with three daughters. 214 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,626 'The search will resume in the morning.' 215 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,838 Keep stirring that, please. 216 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:29,075 Don't let it burn. Oh! Sorry, darling. 217 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,480 Don't eat all of that, honey. 218 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:42,889 Oh, Victoria. Can you take these through for me? 219 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:47,493 ♪ You know I read it in a Magazine ♪ 220 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,896 I called the hotel and warned them we might be a bit late. 221 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,931 Apparently, as well as the ospreys, 222 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,432 some great crested grebes 223 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,667 have been sighted, so we might... 224 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,070 We might get lucky. 225 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,772 Oh, Skylar! 226 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:04,176 You look wonderful. So do you, Marcus. 227 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,013 So grown up. So smart. 228 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,847 You shouldn't be here. It's my hen party. 229 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,616 No men allowed. 230 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,684 Except for the strippergram we have coming later. 231 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,553 Don't worry, Geoff, we've got a recyclable one, 232 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,288 so you guys can have him after. 233 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,756 Oh, right. 234 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,628 The lesser crested grebe 235 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,730 is identifiable because his penis, 236 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,299 that is proportionally larger than a bonobo's... 237 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,536 Bonobos form same sex partnerships. 238 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,438 What has happened to our mother? 239 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,106 Why on Earth would she choose him? 240 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,942 Ooh, I think he looks rather good. 241 00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,309 And he's a nice, kind man 242 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,744 and he makes her happy. 243 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,913 For someone who hasn't got kids of his own, 244 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,315 he is amazing with my girls. 245 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,483 Anyway, third time lucky. 246 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,452 I mean, bloody hell, her third husband. 247 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,955 - She's caught up with me. - Daddy number three. 248 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,622 Two for me. 249 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,060 Well, I say, the more, the merrier. 250 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,495 OK. 251 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,564 What should I take? 252 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,800 Have we got? Nah, take it. 253 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,171 What was going on with that man? 254 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,773 - Who? - Steve. Who was he? 255 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,076 Oh... 256 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:13,679 I would like to propose... Ding, ding, ding. 257 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,913 - ...a toast. - Oh, come on. 258 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,482 Go for it, Georgie. 259 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,784 Right, as the youngest 260 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,553 and the least celebrated of all your daughters-- 261 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,089 By far the prettiest. 262 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,091 Definitely the drunkest. 263 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:29,328 Anyway, Mummy. Tonight is your last night as a Munson. 264 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,830 What? You're not gonna change your name again? 265 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,532 Of course I'm gonna take Geoff's name. 266 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,701 - Mrs Geoffrey Loveglove? - Stop it. 267 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,869 Are you serious? I mean, really? 268 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:43,709 Yes. Mrs Frost, Mrs Munson, and now Mrs Loveglove. 269 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,845 Loveglove! No, it's a beautiful name. It's not his fault. 270 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,548 Well, everyone's always going on about how brave you were 271 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:50,916 and how broke you were. 272 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,385 Most recently to promote the Dame Of Darkness 5. 273 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,488 Four, actually. Thank you. And I am a widowed goddess. 274 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,991 Ten million Americans think you were darning socks 275 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,260 by the light of a candle. 276 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,328 But you were amazing. 277 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,030 Three little girls all on your own. 278 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:06,398 Anyway, I just wanted to say how lovely it is 279 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,866 for us all to be here. 280 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,735 - The family together. - Hear, hear. 281 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,103 Cheers, Mummy. 282 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,504 Oh, my darlings. 283 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,073 To Mummy Loveglove. To Mummy. 284 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,386 - Hello. - Hello. 285 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,223 Mm-mm-mm. 286 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,362 The girls are so excited about being 287 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,597 bridesmaids tomorrow. 288 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,401 - You're OK? - Yeah. 289 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:46,272 Yeah, you know, working for the NHS is not glamorous 290 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:49,608 and the pay is crap, but I love it. 291 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,711 - Georgie, you know what I mean. - You always hated Jeremy. 292 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,746 No, I didn't. Not hated. I just... 293 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,182 It's my fault. 294 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,849 I shouldn't have looked at his messages. 295 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,052 Probably just watching Arsenal. 296 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,421 Well, you'll find out tomorrow. 297 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:03,956 Can I have a puff? 298 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,893 Aw. 299 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,596 It's all right, let it out. 300 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:15,301 Come here, sweetie. Come on, my love. I know. 301 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,670 I know. I know. 302 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,274 We're all feeling really overwhelmed right now. 303 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,111 And you're just like me. 304 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:28,181 Experiencing real abandonment issues. 305 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,083 Oh, no. 306 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,185 OK. 307 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,286 Oh, hang on. 308 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,959 So, is the grand fromage coming tomorrow? 309 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,696 God, I hope not. He's trying to. 310 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,832 Fucking hell, did you see what he sent the old bag? 311 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,900 Don't call her that. 312 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,902 Still, it's a luxury holiday. 313 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,305 He owns the hotel. It's bullshit, Georgie. 314 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:56,442 He thinks people that will like him if he gives them things. 315 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:59,712 And you, er, you know... 316 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,750 Anyway, if I were you I'd just take the plunge. 317 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,353 I mean, we all know that the grand fromage 318 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,588 is a bit ancient. 319 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,990 But at least it's not another drug addict. 320 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,993 Or a total dickhead like that actor bloke. 321 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,529 What about that boxer? 322 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,435 If you were me, the only men that are brave enough 323 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,572 to chase you are the arseholes. 324 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,274 Nice ones are too busy being nice. 325 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,477 They're not interested in going out with famous actresses. 326 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:35,614 Well, in that case, I'd take the money and run. 327 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,216 You'd all take the money and run. 328 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,518 You're all living vicariously through me. 329 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,052 That's what my shrink says. 330 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,455 Why does everybody think I'm so mercenary? 331 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,457 Well, what does your shrink say? 332 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,359 My shrink says I deserve agency. 333 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,460 Agency? 334 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,028 - Yes. - Bullshit. 335 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,031 I think you are looking for your father figure. 336 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:56,868 - That's pretty bloody obvious. - Charlie's coming tomorrow. 337 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,670 Mm. My brother figure. 338 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,173 Possibly the only man you should have slept with. 339 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,610 Please. Dream On. 340 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,747 We missed you. 341 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,550 We're good. 342 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:17,624 Oh, what's going on between Katherine and Jack, pray tell? 343 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:22,261 Oh. I do wish you could stay a bit longer. 344 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:25,597 Mm. I have a million things to do. You know that. 345 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,966 Yes, I do. 346 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,936 But you must try and spend more time with Marcus. 347 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,004 You can't always just leave him with Jack. 348 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,007 And now this new promotion. You do realise 349 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,044 that everyone wishes it was you two getting married tomorrow 350 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,613 - and not me. - We are happy as it is, Mum. 351 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,916 Oh, rubbish. You may be happy with the state of affairs 352 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,319 but Jack is not. 353 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,421 I don't know what this 354 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,457 "we're together but not married" business is. 355 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,892 Sometimes you're away at sea for months on end. 356 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,161 Well, that's not fair. 357 00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:00,932 I don't know what's going on between you and Jack, 358 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,770 but I do know that your son... 359 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:09,008 Your son needs to know who he belongs to. 360 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,112 Let me just get through this week, please, Mum. 361 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,315 OK. 362 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,354 I don't know what's wrong... 363 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,859 Yeah? 364 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,732 Sorry. Can I stay with you for a bit? 365 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:33,966 Yeah, of course. 366 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,342 Oh-wah! 367 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,216 I can't sleep. I'm not surprised. 368 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,853 - Georgie... - Let's not talk about that. 369 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,424 I'm just thinking about this house. 370 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:01,159 Do you remember that play that Victoria was in? 371 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,362 The Chekov one. 372 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,830 The one without the aliens. 373 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,238 To be fair... 374 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,875 - She was great. - She was. 375 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,178 Sister's trapped in that house. 376 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,350 Chasing ghosts. 377 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,718 No, they wanted to live but their entire world 378 00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:27,754 revolved around men. 379 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,356 The world's different now. 380 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,891 It's not just about who you marry. 381 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,731 Why are you so weird about Mum changing her name? 382 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,368 Oh... 383 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,914 Thank you. 26. 384 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,416 Thank you. 385 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,152 - Thank you, gents. That was fun. - Mummy! 386 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,254 Oh, they've woken up the girls. 387 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,323 Bye! 388 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,725 Quiet, Ad. 389 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,272 Oh, sorry to wake you. 390 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,410 Oh, my God! 391 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:25,877 No, no, I'm terribly sorry! 392 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,413 I'm in the wrong room. 393 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:28,780 Jesus! Geoff! 394 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,916 I do apologise. Excuse me, Clara. 395 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,151 Oh... 396 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:36,021 People pay good money to see this. 397 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,990 Oh! 398 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,506 Do you want to be a Munson, Katie Frost? 399 00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:06,486 Why don't you think about it while I'm gone? 400 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,407 Fucking England. 401 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,544 Oh. Hi, Charlie. 402 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,345 Hello, Victoria. You're up early. 403 00:24:07,346 --> 00:24:10,381 Well, lots to do. Big day. How've you been? 404 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,217 Do you want to come in, have a cup of tea? 405 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:13,819 Oh, no. It's very kind. But I can't. 406 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,453 I just came to drop the keys off for Geoff. 407 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,222 I've got Tom in the car. 408 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:19,224 Oh, you should come in. Skylar would love to see him. 409 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:21,727 From what I saw last night, I reckon Skylar and Marcus 410 00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:24,129 would probably prefer to stay in bed. 411 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,997 Oh, dear... 412 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:30,201 Erm... But I'll see you later, and good luck. 413 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:31,370 Bye. 414 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,323 Oh, wanker. 415 00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:57,664 Oh, bring me my women! 416 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:03,835 - Daddy's here! - Oh-ho-ho. There you are. 417 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:07,272 Oh, my goodness. Still in your pyjamas. 418 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:09,240 Oh, there you go. Take that. Yeah. Mwah. 419 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:12,611 Oh, God, I am starving. Have you had breakfast? 420 00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:14,345 Let's go in. Come on. What we having? 421 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,682 Come on. Race you. 422 00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,021 - Where's Katherine? - Katherine? 423 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,189 Er, my mum. 424 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,859 Oh, I dunno. Sorry, Marcus. 425 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,164 Mum. 426 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:05,291 Daddy! 427 00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:07,860 Mum. 428 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:12,063 - Yeah? - Can I borrow your deodorant? 429 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:13,866 Sure. Yeah. 430 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:17,303 - Here you go. - Thanks. 431 00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:23,041 - Pink, orange... - Skylar. 432 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:25,711 Oooh, beautiful. 433 00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:27,245 Skylar. 434 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:30,049 Beautiful. Constant sun, sun, sun. 435 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:33,218 Ah, Victoria. If I could just apologise again 436 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:37,022 about last night's unfortunate, er, misunderstanding. 437 00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:38,990 I-I-I didn't see any of the important bit. 438 00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:44,996 - There you are. - Behold Jezza's finest. 439 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:47,465 Oh, yes. Very smart. 440 00:27:47,466 --> 00:27:49,567 Come on, you two. Give me a hand with this bubbly. 441 00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:51,036 We need to get it into the marquee. 442 00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:52,670 - Yeah, yeah. Hold up. - Just finishing. 443 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,073 OK. Well, don't rush. 444 00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:57,076 How was the work dinner? 445 00:27:58,077 --> 00:28:00,146 It was a total bore. 446 00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:02,314 I so wish I could have been here instead. 447 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:05,283 OK, well, don't just stand there. 448 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:06,418 You're not made of sugar. 449 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:10,922 Geoffrey, were you really Aunty Victoria's strippergram? 450 00:28:10,923 --> 00:28:13,291 Well, Clara. I'm retired now, 451 00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:17,228 so chance of a bit of extra work is always welcome. 452 00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:22,500 Skylar! 453 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:27,405 - Skylar, why can't you marry us? - I'm your cousin. 454 00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:30,976 Yeah, but our mummy's only Aunty Victoria's half sister. 455 00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:33,011 I'm sure it's legal in Utah, dude. 456 00:28:33,012 --> 00:28:34,980 Ah, shut up. 457 00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:36,381 Watch out. Pass the ball. Mummy! 458 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,817 - Yes? - Where's Utah? 459 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:41,586 I don't know, Clara. Jeremy, do you think you could 460 00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:42,888 ferry people to the church? 461 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:43,922 In a convertible? 462 00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:45,623 Another brilliant idea 463 00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:47,359 from Georgie Porgie here. Jesus Christ. 464 00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:50,695 What's Jezza said wrong? 465 00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:52,463 When did you become "Jezza"? 466 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:53,999 - When he became an asshole. - What? 467 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,333 Just let's get a move on. 468 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:57,003 All right. Come on. 469 00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:01,907 Oh, my goodne-- Yep? 470 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:03,842 - Where can I put these? - Oh, I'll take them. 471 00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:06,978 Whoa. Bloody hell. Who ordered these? 472 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:08,947 Has somebody died? 473 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:11,649 - Mummy! - Oh, hello, darling. 474 00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:13,484 Oh, Jack. You made it. 475 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:15,386 I'm sorry I'm late. That bloody car. 476 00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:17,188 My handsome grandson. 477 00:29:17,189 --> 00:29:18,790 - Hello stranger. - You look that good. 478 00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:19,991 Nice to see you. 479 00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:21,426 Are you masturbating already? 480 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,161 Ignore her. Just ignore her. 481 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:25,696 What's this ring? Are you keeping drugs in here? 482 00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:27,298 - Bus, Ma. - Katherine. 483 00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:28,766 Ah, you. You're here. 484 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,601 - Jack's here. - You're good at engines. 485 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,637 D'you think you could take a look under my bonnet? 486 00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:34,072 I thought you'd never ask, Belkis. 487 00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:37,742 My sparkplugs only answer to you. Please. 488 00:29:37,743 --> 00:29:39,677 Now, where's the blushing bride? 489 00:29:39,678 --> 00:29:41,113 Oh, she's upstairs. 490 00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:44,015 - Oh, Katie. - Oh, you smell delicious. 491 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:45,817 I'm coming up, you old slag. 492 00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:48,153 Jack, thank God you're here. Can you help organise? 493 00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:49,288 We've only got 20 minutes. 494 00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:52,557 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 495 00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,292 Erm... 496 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:57,695 Hey, now, who is an usher? 497 00:29:57,696 --> 00:30:00,866 And where on Earth can the bridesmaids be? 498 00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:04,135 - Me! Me! Me! Us! Us! - I can't see anyone. 499 00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:08,139 OK. You wait right here. 500 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,507 This one's for you, love. 501 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:12,643 Here. Right. Where's the groom? Groom. 502 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:14,645 Yes, I'm here, Jack. I thought I might just walk. 503 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,982 Oh, nonsense, Geoffrey. You're the star of the show. 504 00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:18,250 You can come with... 505 00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:21,320 You can come with Jeremy in that groovy little motor of his. 506 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,022 - OK? - Yeah. 507 00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:28,326 Hey. Oh... 508 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:29,895 If you want to run, now is the time. 509 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:35,700 Try some of this, it's wonderful. 510 00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:37,169 - What is it? - CBD. 511 00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:40,171 - God's gift to granny brides. - Oh, bloody hell. 512 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,408 God. Open the window. 513 00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:48,747 Oh, at least he's not wearing his shorts. 514 00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:51,216 - What? - Nothing. 515 00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:55,353 I can't understand you. Do you absolutely 516 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:58,790 have to marry him after all those hotties? I mean, Diana. 517 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:02,093 Absolutely, yes, I do. 518 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:04,295 Don't worry. 519 00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:06,064 To be frank, my worry is the wedding 520 00:31:06,065 --> 00:31:07,532 that's not taking place today. 521 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:09,734 I know! Do you know, I said exactly 522 00:31:09,735 --> 00:31:11,437 the same thing to Katherine last night. 523 00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:15,941 Bloody lesbians. They fight for the right to get hitched up, 524 00:31:15,942 --> 00:31:17,443 then they never do it. 525 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,745 Seriously. I'm worried my Jack's moody. 526 00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:21,780 It's not like her at all. 527 00:31:22,181 --> 00:31:23,814 Oh, don't worry. They'll sort it out. 528 00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:25,850 But you and I should keep an eye on Marcus. 529 00:31:27,786 --> 00:31:30,455 Ah. We're just talking about you. 530 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:32,723 Well, guess Jack and the boys are waiting for you. 531 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,626 Well, assuming Jeremy Clarkson's fixed my motor 532 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:39,430 I'll bugger off to the church. Chain down Mr Loveglove. 533 00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:41,333 So he can't wriggle out of it. 534 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:44,736 Good luck. 535 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:50,009 You and I need a chat, young lady. 536 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,682 I'm ready. 537 00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:03,521 Oh no. Not you, surely. 538 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:06,058 - Hmm? - Do you have to take his name? 539 00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:11,196 Of course. It's a bit of a funny one. 540 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:12,431 No. It's not that. 541 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:16,102 Your name is who you are. 542 00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:24,843 Ah. That's what Johnny Munson used to say. 543 00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:30,616 But you will always be my Katie Frost. 544 00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:32,951 Now come on. 545 00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:36,255 You're my rock. 546 00:32:41,427 --> 00:32:42,860 That's mine. 547 00:33:24,536 --> 00:33:26,905 I hope I'm not the only one wearing a hat. 548 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:05,711 Please be seated. 549 00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:17,088 Do you, Diana Francis Munson 550 00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:20,091 take Percival Geoffrey Loveglove 551 00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:21,559 to be your lawful wedded husband? 552 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,060 - I do. - Percy Loveglove. 553 00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:28,134 Nice one. 554 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,536 You may kiss the bride. 555 00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:41,547 Oh, look, it's sunny. 556 00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:47,219 Woo! 557 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:53,258 Congratulations, Geoff. 558 00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:55,426 Congrats, Geoff. See you back there. 559 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:56,762 Back in mine, yeah? 560 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,702 Granny, Granny, Granny! 561 00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:08,806 I need to talk to you and Victoria. 562 00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:10,376 Yeah? What's the matter? 563 00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:14,879 I... It's something I should have told you long ago. 564 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,514 Georgie, Steve's just texted. 565 00:35:16,515 --> 00:35:18,549 He's got something he wants to show you. 566 00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,252 Oh, God. 567 00:35:22,221 --> 00:35:24,389 - Will you both come with me? - Definitely. Of course. 568 00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:26,157 You can show us after everybody's left. 569 00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:27,792 I don't think you should do this here. 570 00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,660 Wait till you get back to London. 571 00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:31,863 No, no. I really want you to be with me. Really, I do. 572 00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:35,400 Anyway, Katherine, what did you want to tell us? 573 00:35:35,401 --> 00:35:37,502 Tell us what? 574 00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:39,337 Oh, er, never mind. 575 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,409 Look, there. 576 00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:47,045 Oh, God. No. 577 00:36:02,194 --> 00:36:04,330 That's my bloody field. 578 00:36:09,201 --> 00:36:10,469 Bonjour! 579 00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:16,907 Good lord. He's almost as old as Geoff. 580 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:21,346 'Ello. Hope we have not caused too much of a disturbance. 581 00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:23,047 Jerome, I told you not to come. 582 00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:26,050 I was close by and wanted to embrace the bride 583 00:36:26,051 --> 00:36:27,852 and bring you this. 584 00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:31,055 - How lovely. Erm... - Be careful. It's quite heavy. 585 00:36:31,056 --> 00:36:33,758 Erm, well, you're here now. Stuart, I'm so sorry. 586 00:36:33,759 --> 00:36:36,694 This is Jerome, my dear friend, and I know he'll reimburse you 587 00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:38,463 for any damage done to the field. 588 00:36:38,464 --> 00:36:40,898 Absolument, monsieur. We will fix you right, sir. 589 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:45,836 - Oui. - Victoria, how gorgeous you are. 590 00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:47,405 Merci. Welcome. 591 00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:48,939 Lovely to see you. Come say hi to Mum. 592 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,375 - She's in the marquee. - OK. 593 00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:52,243 You lucky sod. 594 00:36:52,244 --> 00:36:54,979 I wish the podium would've landed in one of my crap fields. 595 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,149 Hi guys. Sorry I'm late. 596 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:01,620 Excuse me, miss. 597 00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:04,755 - Hello. I'm Belkis. - Jerome. 598 00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:06,258 Nice to meet you. 599 00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:09,360 It's very generous of you to bring such a large bottle. 600 00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:10,396 Yeah. 601 00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:29,481 Oliver, sit back, please. 602 00:37:40,859 --> 00:37:43,127 Would you like some of this? Have a little Prosecco. 603 00:37:43,128 --> 00:37:44,495 There we go. 604 00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:47,533 Lovely. Cheers. Lovely to see you. 605 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,671 I can see by looking at your mother, 606 00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:57,743 that Victoria will only get more beautiful with age. 607 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,580 I hope very much that your sister 608 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:04,783 will allow me to take care of her. 609 00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:15,060 She deserves a better life after all you have been through. 610 00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:19,163 Your family is so tragic. 611 00:38:19,164 --> 00:38:22,467 - Oh. - I-I mean that in a good way, 612 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:25,235 Classic. Greek. 613 00:38:25,236 --> 00:38:28,106 You know what I mean. Like Zeus. 614 00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:30,809 Or Zorba. 615 00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:36,046 Excuse me for asking you, but are those things safe? 616 00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:38,315 I've never been in a helicopter. 617 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,750 Sorry. What? 618 00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:41,452 You see, my car's being a bit naughty. 619 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:43,253 I'm only in Little Hinton. 620 00:38:43,254 --> 00:38:45,790 Hop, skip, and jump in a helicopter. 621 00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:49,026 But of course. Erm, only I'm afraid 622 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:52,763 I will have to leave very soon. Perhaps too early for you. 623 00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:54,566 No. No. I'm ready. 624 00:38:58,437 --> 00:39:00,237 Theatre or television? 625 00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:01,407 Film mostly. 626 00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:06,778 - For example? - Dame of Darkness. 627 00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:10,247 Any recent ones? Who else is in it? 628 00:39:10,248 --> 00:39:13,084 Vicky here is our local star. 629 00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:16,187 Didn't you see her in Jack and the Beanstalk? 630 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:19,023 The only reason that I ever did panto 631 00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:21,125 was because your mum made us. - Yes. 632 00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,627 And you were jealous because 633 00:39:22,628 --> 00:39:24,429 I was a much better fairy than you. 634 00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:28,365 True. Then you kissed me. My first. 635 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,767 And your best. 636 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,202 Of course. 637 00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:33,871 But then you kissed Jenny 638 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:35,540 and you never looked at me again. 639 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:38,109 Yeah, well, we were all a bit fickle at 12. 640 00:39:44,249 --> 00:39:46,316 So, is Napoleon there your boyfriend? 641 00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:50,456 No. I mean, not decided. 642 00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:55,059 Can you see him at the back of a pantomime horse? 643 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,261 Then he's not the man that will make you happy. 644 00:39:57,262 --> 00:39:58,497 Decided. 645 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:07,473 We've been spotted. 646 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,476 No. No. 647 00:40:12,678 --> 00:40:14,646 Wine is the... 648 00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:18,216 So you two currently at war or at peace? 649 00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:22,953 Geoff. Marcus and Skylar were just telling me 650 00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:24,989 about the Ospreys yesterday evening. 651 00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:26,356 How lucky were you to see them? 652 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,192 Oh, they were magnificent. 653 00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:30,260 To think they've flown all the way here just to nest. 654 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,529 Rather like you and me. 655 00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:33,898 Yes! Yes! 656 00:40:33,899 --> 00:40:35,966 Irresistibly drawn by the light. 657 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:37,267 Hmm? 658 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,869 So we're moths to a flame? 659 00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:42,039 Yeah. Yeah, moths get a back rap. 660 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,674 D'you know they're extremely clever? 661 00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:46,010 They've got tiny scales on their wings that allow them 662 00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:49,379 to slip through the most tightly woven spider's webs. 663 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:52,116 Hmm. That's not reassuring, Geoff. 664 00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:55,420 I'm gonna go back. 665 00:40:55,721 --> 00:40:58,523 Hit the gym this morning, didn't I? Whoa. There we go. 666 00:40:58,524 --> 00:41:00,157 Fantastic. 667 00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:08,032 Unfortunately, 668 00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:12,336 I missed my little brother's first wedding, 669 00:41:12,337 --> 00:41:14,539 so I'd just like to begin by saying 670 00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:17,007 that along with Diana's two Johns 671 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:20,277 I'm sure his Carol is watching us from up there, 672 00:41:20,278 --> 00:41:25,182 with a glass of bubbly, wishing you both every luck. 673 00:41:25,183 --> 00:41:26,817 Here, here. 674 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,787 Now, on with the jokes! 675 00:41:30,889 --> 00:41:32,356 Don't let him off! 676 00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:34,859 I imagine that you might think that because 677 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:37,528 Geoff's gonna hang up his binoculars soon 678 00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:41,566 that I'm gonna give my brother an easy time. 679 00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:46,937 Mum, how long is this going on? 680 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:49,907 It'll stop soon, I promise. 681 00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:51,709 ...one of the larger specimens. 682 00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:57,915 Quick question. Is it OK if I go to London 683 00:41:57,916 --> 00:41:59,184 tonight with Mummy? 684 00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:03,854 Well, you're going tomorrow, so I thought 685 00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,856 I can go home and then still see you on Monday. 686 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:09,359 Oh, look... Stay. It's just one night. 687 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,096 And Skylar's here. You have to keep him company. 688 00:42:12,097 --> 00:42:13,632 - OK? - OK then. 689 00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:29,313 I'm afraid I have to go. 690 00:42:29,314 --> 00:42:31,616 Oh, but you've only just arrived. 691 00:42:31,617 --> 00:42:35,653 I just want to say that I really admire what you have achieved. 692 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:39,991 You did such a great job raising these wonderful women. 693 00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:46,698 I'm older. Perhaps not as exciting as her other fiances. 694 00:42:48,867 --> 00:42:52,003 Oh, but I thought you were still married. 695 00:42:52,871 --> 00:42:56,674 Oui. But we live very separate lives these days. 696 00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:58,676 Oh, so you want my permission 697 00:42:58,677 --> 00:43:02,848 for my daughter to become your official, erm, mistress. 698 00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:06,751 Forgive me my cher Diana. 699 00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:10,120 But Victoria now needs someone who can 700 00:43:10,121 --> 00:43:12,589 bring her comfort and who's big enough 701 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,491 not to be overwhelmed by her fame. 702 00:43:14,492 --> 00:43:16,994 I know you will understand that. 703 00:43:16,995 --> 00:43:21,199 At our age, a man finally understands what he wants. 704 00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:27,972 Ah. Unfortunately, I must leave now. 705 00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:32,176 But I need you to know that I want simply the best 706 00:43:32,177 --> 00:43:34,444 for Victoria and the boy. 707 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:35,747 Your grandson. 708 00:43:39,651 --> 00:43:43,120 Oh, Monsieur Jerome, as you pointed out, 709 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:45,322 we are the same age. 710 00:43:45,323 --> 00:43:47,291 So, would you mind if I were honest with you? 711 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:48,392 Not at all. 712 00:43:48,393 --> 00:43:50,027 Geoff and I are so touched 713 00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:51,862 by your very generous gift. 714 00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:54,231 But as we did tell everyone no presents, 715 00:43:54,232 --> 00:43:57,634 we thought it would be rather nice to donate 716 00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:00,070 your lovely week in the Seychelles as the price draw 717 00:44:00,071 --> 00:44:04,242 at the church fete. As long as you don't mind. 718 00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:08,078 But of course, what a good idea. 719 00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:09,980 I get my people onto it. 720 00:44:13,051 --> 00:44:15,519 - Congratulation again, sir. - Thank you. 721 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,222 I'll see you out. 722 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,195 Well, maybe the Seychelles wasn't such a good idea? 723 00:44:25,196 --> 00:44:28,365 - Ready? - Yes. Yes. 724 00:44:28,366 --> 00:44:31,268 Now, everyone. As you might know, 725 00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:33,972 this bridegroom is not much of a speechifier. 726 00:44:34,873 --> 00:44:38,375 But if I can fire a phrase, beau marche. 727 00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:42,212 What's sometimes too difficult to say in English 728 00:44:42,213 --> 00:44:44,182 can always be sung in French. 729 00:44:45,817 --> 00:44:50,354 This song describes perfectly how I feel about my bride. 730 00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:51,790 My wife. 731 00:44:52,657 --> 00:44:54,558 My blessing. 732 00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:56,460 Diana Loveglove. 733 00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,464 Here we go. 734 00:46:33,825 --> 00:46:37,362 I, er... missed you. 735 00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:57,747 ♪ Drink to the bride Drink to the groom ♪ 736 00:46:57,748 --> 00:47:00,684 ♪ Drink to the sun That rises soon ♪ 737 00:47:00,685 --> 00:47:03,353 ♪ Gotta get sober Now I'm wed ♪ 738 00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:05,856 ♪ Raise your glass And run to bed ♪ 739 00:47:05,857 --> 00:47:08,392 ♪ Home is where The heart should be ♪ 740 00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:12,196 ♪ He's on land And she's at sea ♪ 741 00:47:26,211 --> 00:47:29,079 ♪ Drink to the bride Drink to the groom ♪ 742 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,581 ♪ Drink to the sun That rises soon ♪ 743 00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:34,352 ♪ Gotta get sober Now I'm wed ♪ 744 00:47:46,397 --> 00:47:49,699 ♪ Drink to the bride Drink to the groom ♪ 745 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,369 ♪ Drink to the sun That rises soon ♪ 746 00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:54,638 ♪ Gotta get sober Now I'm wed ♪ 747 00:47:54,639 --> 00:47:58,208 ♪ Raise your glass Run to bed ♪ 748 00:48:02,914 --> 00:48:05,815 Whaa! Geoff's seen a few blue tits in his time. 749 00:48:05,816 --> 00:48:08,418 Tim and the boys were cringing. 750 00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:10,820 - Who was he? - Geoff's brother! 751 00:48:10,821 --> 00:48:12,889 You really are out of it today. 752 00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:14,791 Poor Geoff, he looked so embarrassed. 753 00:48:14,792 --> 00:48:17,894 Wasn't he was so sweet, Mummy that song? Oh... 754 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:20,097 I have to admit having a bit of a weep. 755 00:48:20,098 --> 00:48:22,232 I didn't know he could parle Francais. 756 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:25,069 Oh, Victoria, what was going on with you and Charlie? 757 00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:26,836 I can see it now. "Famous actress... 758 00:48:26,837 --> 00:48:28,338 marries childhood sweetheart." 759 00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:31,241 Georgina, I'm going to tell you one last time. 760 00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:33,010 Do this when you get home. 761 00:48:33,011 --> 00:48:35,079 Oh, Jesus Christ. Let's just get on with it. 762 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,481 - Or don't do it at all. - No. 763 00:48:37,482 --> 00:48:38,916 I need to know. 764 00:48:40,318 --> 00:48:44,421 Oh, I have taken the liberty of adding the soundtrack, 765 00:48:44,422 --> 00:48:47,357 I thought it'd provide context and solace. 766 00:48:51,062 --> 00:48:52,629 No. Sorry. 767 00:48:54,565 --> 00:48:56,166 That's not... 768 00:48:57,768 --> 00:49:00,171 - Just play the bloody thing. - Yeah. Sure. OK. 769 00:49:14,852 --> 00:49:16,887 Oh, she must be a pro. 770 00:49:21,226 --> 00:49:24,361 Oh! For God's sake, can we just turn this off? 771 00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:28,233 Erm, actually, I think Georgina should see a bit more. 772 00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:38,143 Is that... 773 00:49:39,377 --> 00:49:40,778 Is that what I think it is? 774 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,290 Oh, Jezza, you are so screwed. 775 00:49:57,262 --> 00:49:58,896 Argh! 776 00:50:15,146 --> 00:50:17,014 Katherine, let her... Just leave her. 777 00:50:20,451 --> 00:50:21,451 Fuck. 778 00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:22,520 No! 779 00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:26,223 Oh... 780 00:50:37,768 --> 00:50:39,136 Poor Georgie. 781 00:50:39,137 --> 00:50:40,970 You shouldn't have done this now. 782 00:50:55,653 --> 00:50:56,853 Poor Jeremy. 783 00:50:56,854 --> 00:50:58,588 Poor Jeremy? 784 00:50:58,589 --> 00:51:01,057 He's a scumbag. He's a fucking sex addict. 785 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,726 Stop. 786 00:51:02,727 --> 00:51:05,662 - You have got what you wanted. - What? 787 00:51:05,663 --> 00:51:08,366 I've known he's unfaithful for years. Of course... 788 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:13,137 That is... that is like I don't even know him. 789 00:51:13,138 --> 00:51:15,139 How... How could you? That's not your fault. 790 00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:16,773 You just don't get it, do you? 791 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:19,343 Both of you just famous and beautiful. 792 00:51:19,344 --> 00:51:21,911 - You're so pretty... - Oh, fuck off, Victoria! 793 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,847 I'm also bloody good at my job too, 794 00:51:23,848 --> 00:51:25,682 but nobody puts me on a talk show. 795 00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:27,151 And the one thing... 796 00:51:27,152 --> 00:51:30,454 One thing that made me more special 797 00:51:30,455 --> 00:51:33,056 'cos the tragic death of my war hero father, 798 00:51:33,057 --> 00:51:34,858 and even there you beat me to it. 799 00:51:34,859 --> 00:51:37,327 You lost two fathers. It's almost my first memory. 800 00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:39,028 Grown ups talking in hushed voices. 801 00:51:39,029 --> 00:51:41,298 Going, "Poor Georgina." And somebody else saying, 802 00:51:41,299 --> 00:51:43,600 "Oh, but just think about Katherine and Victoria." 803 00:51:43,601 --> 00:51:46,370 - Georgie, stop. - But I did one thing right. 804 00:51:46,371 --> 00:51:48,172 I did one thing better than both of you. 805 00:51:48,173 --> 00:51:52,410 I committed. I got married. I had two little girls. 806 00:51:53,244 --> 00:51:55,745 Ordinary, happy little girls. 807 00:51:55,746 --> 00:51:58,415 - And they are happy. They are. - Yeah. 808 00:51:58,416 --> 00:52:00,584 He was never good enough for you, George. 809 00:52:00,585 --> 00:52:01,719 No. 810 00:52:06,257 --> 00:52:07,425 Bollocks. 811 00:52:08,926 --> 00:52:10,228 Oh, gosh. 812 00:52:11,262 --> 00:52:15,499 I'm so sorry about your iPad. I'll pay for another one. 813 00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:17,534 It's all par for the course. 814 00:52:17,535 --> 00:52:20,904 The material, needless to say, is secured on the cloud. 815 00:52:20,905 --> 00:52:24,141 and I have procured this copy for you. 816 00:52:25,443 --> 00:52:26,577 Good luck. 817 00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:37,655 You know, this changes everything. 818 00:52:38,623 --> 00:52:40,089 It's all his. The house, the money, 819 00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:41,491 but I'm going to sit down 820 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:43,227 and I'm going to write it all out. 821 00:52:43,228 --> 00:52:45,695 Every bottom wiped, every supermarket trolley filled, 822 00:52:45,696 --> 00:52:47,897 every plate washed, every minutes spent on the phone 823 00:52:47,898 --> 00:52:50,400 to customer care, every shirt ironed. 824 00:52:50,401 --> 00:52:55,440 And I'm going to bill him for every penny he has fucking got. 825 00:52:57,608 --> 00:52:59,075 He can move out tomorrow. 826 00:52:59,076 --> 00:53:00,677 And don't worry. 827 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:03,880 Got my admirers. If a nice sensible one shows up, 828 00:53:03,881 --> 00:53:06,183 I will try again. Just like Mummy. 829 00:53:08,253 --> 00:53:10,420 Right. So, that's that. 830 00:53:10,421 --> 00:53:12,222 Katherine, what did you want to tell us? 831 00:53:12,223 --> 00:53:14,424 I'm... er, not now, Georgie. It can wait. 832 00:53:14,425 --> 00:53:15,626 No. Now, please. 833 00:53:24,735 --> 00:53:26,603 I've never told either of you about something 834 00:53:26,604 --> 00:53:27,805 that happened years ago. 835 00:53:29,507 --> 00:53:32,175 Your father, Georgina, wanted to adopt Victoria and me 836 00:53:32,176 --> 00:53:33,511 and I said no. 837 00:53:35,746 --> 00:53:39,549 He asked if I wanted to change our names to his. 838 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,885 I wanted to stay my real daddy's daughter 839 00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:43,387 and remain a Frost. 840 00:53:43,388 --> 00:53:45,822 Why don't you think about it while I'm gone? 841 00:53:45,823 --> 00:53:48,625 Taking his name meant dropping Daddy's name. 842 00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:52,262 Betraying him. I think Johnny understood, 843 00:53:52,263 --> 00:53:53,798 but I know I hurt him. 844 00:53:57,101 --> 00:53:59,135 And of course, I never saw him again. 845 00:53:59,136 --> 00:54:02,172 I should have told you before. Well, there you are. 846 00:54:03,674 --> 00:54:04,875 So... 847 00:54:05,810 --> 00:54:07,511 You rejected him. 848 00:54:07,512 --> 00:54:11,147 I didn't understand. I asked for more time. 849 00:54:11,148 --> 00:54:13,249 Which he didn't have. I didn't know that then. 850 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:14,818 I didn't know he was going to die. 851 00:54:14,819 --> 00:54:16,353 I was only 12 years old. 852 00:54:16,354 --> 00:54:18,154 How have you never told me this before? 853 00:54:18,155 --> 00:54:19,589 I didn't mean to hide it. 854 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:21,525 But it was my name too. It was... 855 00:54:21,526 --> 00:54:23,059 I was a little girl. 856 00:54:23,060 --> 00:54:25,295 Always so fucking secretive. 857 00:54:25,296 --> 00:54:27,297 When I think of the things that I've told you... 858 00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:29,999 I... I thought we told each other everything. 859 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,035 What about you, Victoria? 860 00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:33,837 Have you kept your promise to anyone? 861 00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:36,172 To me or to anyone in your entire life? 862 00:54:36,173 --> 00:54:39,275 And you didn't even let Daddy ask me. 863 00:54:39,276 --> 00:54:42,211 Because that's what we called Johnny Munson, by the way. 864 00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:45,181 Daddy. I repeat, I was 12 years old. 865 00:54:45,182 --> 00:54:47,351 Well, I would have said yes. 866 00:54:47,352 --> 00:54:49,687 I would have loved to have taken his name. 867 00:54:50,355 --> 00:54:53,791 When I think "Dad", I think of him. 868 00:54:55,326 --> 00:54:57,160 Do you know what? That's it, that settles it. 869 00:54:57,161 --> 00:54:59,128 Every time I come here, I think it'll be better, 870 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,830 but it never is. 871 00:55:00,831 --> 00:55:02,799 I'm just gonna leave this shitty little country 872 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,834 and take the Grand Fromage and all of his money, 873 00:55:04,835 --> 00:55:06,135 and it's gonna be your fault. 874 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,704 There you go again. 875 00:55:07,705 --> 00:55:09,706 Just running off to get another little man. 876 00:55:09,707 --> 00:55:11,875 Why are you on a high horse? What you do to Jack. 877 00:55:11,876 --> 00:55:13,977 - Oh, fuck off, Victoria. - Or your son. 878 00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:15,679 What would Daddy have to say about that? 879 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,047 Poor little boy. 880 00:55:19,684 --> 00:55:21,751 My father would have been proud of me. 881 00:55:21,752 --> 00:55:23,520 I am serving his country 882 00:55:23,521 --> 00:55:25,889 and he would have hated the way you've milked his death. 883 00:55:25,890 --> 00:55:29,959 Tell me, Victoria Frost, of your numerous successful marriages. 884 00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,896 I have never pretended to be anything but myself. 885 00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:34,931 - Says the famous actress. - Unlike you. 886 00:55:34,932 --> 00:55:37,166 Did you know about the pilot in Africa? No? 887 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:38,902 Georgie, did you hear about that? 888 00:55:38,903 --> 00:55:41,471 You slept with a man? Oh, I mean, how could you? 889 00:55:41,472 --> 00:55:44,441 That has nothing to do with it. And it was a girl. Zoe. 890 00:55:44,442 --> 00:55:46,543 That was it. Zoe. Zoe in her chopper. 891 00:55:46,544 --> 00:55:48,244 Oh, and I kissed her once, twice. 892 00:55:48,245 --> 00:55:50,346 And she was married. Zippy Zoe. 893 00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,517 Well, at least I never gave Jeremy a go. 894 00:55:57,955 --> 00:56:00,157 Oh, God. No, Georgie. It was... 895 00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:02,959 It was years ago. 896 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,094 It was... it was way before you ever met him. 897 00:56:05,095 --> 00:56:07,764 It was at this stupid party in London. 898 00:56:07,765 --> 00:56:08,966 I was drunk. 899 00:56:09,667 --> 00:56:12,436 It was way before you ever appeared with him, Georgie. 900 00:56:12,437 --> 00:56:13,838 Fuck. 901 00:56:20,778 --> 00:56:23,480 That is why you... hate him. 902 00:56:23,481 --> 00:56:25,348 No. No. 903 00:56:25,349 --> 00:56:28,217 That is why you paid for that video. 904 00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:30,119 You stupid slut. 905 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,088 Oh, God... 906 00:56:34,258 --> 00:56:36,461 Why didn't you just tell me? I feel sick. 907 00:56:38,863 --> 00:56:40,597 I'm amazed you can remember. 908 00:56:40,598 --> 00:56:42,766 Was it Jeremy the fifth, or Jeremy the second? Or... 909 00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:45,168 Why do you have to ruin everything? 910 00:56:45,169 --> 00:56:47,471 God, do you actually care about anyone at all? 911 00:56:47,472 --> 00:56:49,372 Do you actually love anyone? 912 00:56:49,373 --> 00:56:51,475 You know what, you're right, Katherine, 913 00:56:51,476 --> 00:56:52,942 I have done some stupid things, 914 00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:54,911 but at least I know who my son is. 915 00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,580 At least I see him. 916 00:56:56,581 --> 00:56:58,582 I don't just dump him with my girlfriend, 917 00:56:58,583 --> 00:57:01,150 while I go off chugging round the world trying to be famous. 918 00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:18,768 Come on. 919 00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:19,870 Oh. 920 00:57:21,171 --> 00:57:22,406 Come on. 921 00:57:56,574 --> 00:57:59,342 ...I used to leave water on my feet when I was driving. 922 00:58:01,045 --> 00:58:03,814 I used to have to stop to change my sock. 923 00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:09,386 Katherine? 924 00:58:11,455 --> 00:58:13,990 - Kate, what's happened? - Not now, please. 925 00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:16,325 We need to talk. You never want to talk. 926 00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:18,695 Jack, I cannot make a decision about us. 927 00:58:18,696 --> 00:58:20,765 I've had a fucking awful day. 928 00:58:21,532 --> 00:58:23,267 I'm pregnant. 929 00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:26,971 What? 930 00:58:27,605 --> 00:58:30,407 I did my research, found a donor and... 931 00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:33,342 Hang on. 932 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:35,012 No. No. Just... 933 00:58:36,747 --> 00:58:38,749 Let me finish, OK. 934 00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:41,485 I've never had a child. 935 00:58:42,252 --> 00:58:44,287 Marcus came with you and I looked after him 936 00:58:44,288 --> 00:58:45,522 since he was tiny. 937 00:58:46,456 --> 00:58:48,425 But this is my baby. 938 00:58:49,326 --> 00:58:50,795 I want it to be ours. 939 00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:54,363 I want you to marry me, so that you, me, Marcus, 940 00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:57,400 and this child will all grow up in the same family, 941 00:58:57,401 --> 00:58:58,868 we'll belong to the same family. 942 00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:00,369 I want us have the same name. 943 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:01,538 Hang on... 944 00:59:02,607 --> 00:59:03,841 When was this? 945 00:59:07,077 --> 00:59:10,213 - I know you love your job. - Why didn't you ask me first? 946 00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:13,117 Because you're away for months at a time, Katherine. 947 00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:17,655 Come on! 948 00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:22,558 I've thought about this. 949 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,594 I know you have to travel. You always have. 950 00:59:24,595 --> 00:59:28,231 But I want this child to grow up in a proper family 951 00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:30,034 with two parents. 952 00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:33,603 I... I love you, Katherine. 953 00:59:33,604 --> 00:59:35,639 I'm just asking you to start again with me. 954 00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,342 - It was all in my letter. - Your ultimatum? 955 00:59:40,544 --> 00:59:42,412 Yes. My ultimatum. 956 00:59:43,681 --> 00:59:46,182 That you've never answered. Possibly never considered. 957 00:59:46,183 --> 00:59:48,317 OK. So this is what it is. 958 00:59:48,318 --> 00:59:51,287 We've been very happy together for ten years 959 00:59:51,288 --> 00:59:53,823 and now without any warning 960 00:59:53,824 --> 00:59:57,360 you're asking me to give up my career, my name, 961 00:59:57,361 --> 01:00:00,830 my life, in effect, so I can co-parent your new child 962 01:00:00,831 --> 01:00:02,331 I never asked for. 963 01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:03,767 If that's how you want to look at it. 964 01:00:03,768 --> 01:00:06,302 Mummy? 965 01:00:06,303 --> 01:00:08,037 - Yes. - Oh, hello. 966 01:00:08,038 --> 01:00:10,139 Can Skylar and me go to Tom's tonight? 967 01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:12,075 Yep, just make sure Victoria's OK with it. 968 01:00:12,076 --> 01:00:13,643 Yeah. Check with Victoria... 969 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:20,450 Anyway, I... 970 01:00:25,055 --> 01:00:26,356 You don't want to say anything. 971 01:00:26,891 --> 01:00:28,392 Not even about Marcus? 972 01:00:57,554 --> 01:00:59,222 I know she was only 12, 973 01:00:59,223 --> 01:01:02,659 but she's had all this time to think about it. 974 01:01:04,094 --> 01:01:06,663 I deserve consideration because he was... 975 01:01:08,899 --> 01:01:11,268 He was my daddy, too. 976 01:01:14,438 --> 01:01:15,973 Stepdad, but... 977 01:01:17,775 --> 01:01:21,244 I dunno, I think she's so selfish... 978 01:01:21,245 --> 01:01:22,678 She's selfish. 979 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:25,114 Oh, everything shipshape? 980 01:01:26,951 --> 01:01:30,086 Pretending that she knew nothing about it. 981 01:01:30,087 --> 01:01:32,155 It just feels like... 982 01:01:32,156 --> 01:01:34,590 Ew, God... 983 01:01:34,591 --> 01:01:37,861 It just feels like a complete denial of my existence. 984 01:01:37,862 --> 01:01:39,629 Do you know what I mean? 985 01:01:43,734 --> 01:01:45,802 They just... they don't even listen. 986 01:01:45,803 --> 01:01:47,270 No-one talks. 987 01:01:47,271 --> 01:01:48,805 No-one says anything to each other. 988 01:01:48,806 --> 01:01:51,608 They just fumble about. And now this. 989 01:01:52,142 --> 01:01:54,779 ♪ A little bit of Jezza Will keep you warm ♪ 990 01:01:55,913 --> 01:01:58,816 I'm devastated. I'm devastated. 991 01:02:07,758 --> 01:02:10,259 None of them care about me, really. 992 01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:12,261 They don't take me seriously as a person. 993 01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:14,698 They think I'm just some showgirl. 994 01:02:16,700 --> 01:02:20,636 It's like they actually want me to be some 995 01:02:20,637 --> 01:02:22,605 money-grabbing gold-digger. 996 01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:28,812 Why can't they see me for what I am? 997 01:02:32,182 --> 01:02:34,117 I'm a person. 998 01:02:34,118 --> 01:02:37,186 That's all we have time for, I'm afraid, Victoria. 999 01:02:37,187 --> 01:02:39,022 Really? 1000 01:02:39,023 --> 01:02:41,290 OK. Thank you. 1001 01:02:41,291 --> 01:02:43,160 Same time next week? 1002 01:02:45,295 --> 01:02:46,462 Thank you. 1003 01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:50,500 - Wait for me. - Come on. Let's go. 1004 01:02:51,668 --> 01:02:54,203 May the ring protect you. 1005 01:03:06,851 --> 01:03:09,285 - Where are they going? - Oh, to Tom's. 1006 01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:12,288 - Oh, yeah. - It's OK. Marcus is fine. 1007 01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:15,359 I gave him my torch and he's got his head on his shoulders. 1008 01:03:19,229 --> 01:03:20,530 You all right, Katherine? 1009 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,402 - Yeah. - You've got a lot on your plate, 1010 01:03:26,403 --> 01:03:30,173 but you can stop worrying about one thing now. 1011 01:03:30,174 --> 01:03:33,009 Your mum is my job now. 1012 01:03:33,010 --> 01:03:36,313 Protecting her, loving her. That's what I'm here for. 1013 01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:39,049 That's why my heart beats. 1014 01:03:43,854 --> 01:03:45,122 Good night, Katherine. 1015 01:04:20,390 --> 01:04:21,958 God bless Mummy. 1016 01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:24,294 God bless Daddy. Keep him safe. 1017 01:04:35,505 --> 01:04:37,007 Skylar, honey. 1018 01:04:41,145 --> 01:04:43,112 What's going on? 1019 01:04:43,113 --> 01:04:44,813 You're not in any trouble. 1020 01:04:44,814 --> 01:04:48,617 Just come down. Skylar, honey. 1021 01:04:48,618 --> 01:04:50,453 Come down from that tree! 1022 01:04:50,454 --> 01:04:52,788 I think someone's been overdoing the vodka Red Bull. 1023 01:04:52,789 --> 01:04:55,892 My son does not drink, Jeremy. 1024 01:04:57,161 --> 01:04:59,462 What the hell is he doing? It's four in the morning. 1025 01:04:59,463 --> 01:05:01,130 He said he wanted to test the ring. 1026 01:05:01,131 --> 01:05:03,599 So he climbed the tree. See if it works. 1027 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:05,134 Oh, no. Really? 1028 01:05:05,135 --> 01:05:07,303 Just talk to me, sweetie. Just talk to me! 1029 01:05:07,304 --> 01:05:08,771 Please say something! 1030 01:05:08,772 --> 01:05:11,307 I just want to stay here for a while. 1031 01:05:11,308 --> 01:05:13,476 Why can't you all just chill? 1032 01:05:15,312 --> 01:05:17,947 - Uh, I'll get the ladder. - No, I tried. It's broken. 1033 01:05:17,948 --> 01:05:19,848 Who called the fucking police? 1034 01:05:19,849 --> 01:05:21,750 No. It's the fire brigade. I called them. 1035 01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:23,953 It's what you do. 1036 01:05:23,954 --> 01:05:25,355 Oh, my God. 1037 01:05:26,223 --> 01:05:29,458 Skylar, please come down. 1038 01:05:29,459 --> 01:05:31,160 Please. 1039 01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:32,928 Here we go, fella. 1040 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:33,998 He's up there. 1041 01:05:34,965 --> 01:05:37,800 Oh, I see. Might not need the small harness, boys. 1042 01:05:37,801 --> 01:05:39,768 Yeah. Hello, Graham. I do apologise. 1043 01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:41,670 Don't worry, Mr Loveglove. We've seen worse. 1044 01:05:41,671 --> 01:05:43,539 - Skylar, come down. - Are you filming? 1045 01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:46,542 Can you stop filming me, please? See what's happening here? 1046 01:05:46,543 --> 01:05:48,344 - He's filming me! - I'm sure it's fine. 1047 01:05:48,345 --> 01:05:50,679 It's regulations, ma'am. It's for health and safety. 1048 01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:52,615 Don't be ridiculous. I've heard that before. 1049 01:05:52,616 --> 01:05:54,350 - When's he coming down? - Ask Mr Loveglove. 1050 01:05:54,351 --> 01:05:56,285 Well, erm... 1051 01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:58,621 Georgina, for God's sake, can you just get your children 1052 01:05:58,622 --> 01:05:59,855 out of here, please? 1053 01:05:59,856 --> 01:06:01,557 Thank you, Victoria. Come on. 1054 01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:02,858 Oh, just... 1055 01:06:02,859 --> 01:06:04,560 - Careful, son. - You got it. 1056 01:06:04,561 --> 01:06:07,296 - That's it. - This is really alarming now. 1057 01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:10,166 - Whoa! Oh! - Careful, son. 1058 01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:12,001 Ooh- ho! 1059 01:06:13,870 --> 01:06:15,805 Why, honey? Why? 1060 01:06:17,407 --> 01:06:20,809 Stars are beautiful, but they don't take part in anything. 1061 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:22,645 They just look on forever. 1062 01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:24,347 What the fuck? 1063 01:06:24,348 --> 01:06:26,716 Second to the right, straight on till morning. 1064 01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:29,818 You're the best of us, man. Best of this family. 1065 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:31,554 How could you talk about me like that? 1066 01:06:31,555 --> 01:06:33,856 Actually, Victoria, I think that was from Peter Pan. 1067 01:06:33,857 --> 01:06:35,724 We'll talk about it in the morning. 1068 01:06:35,725 --> 01:06:38,727 Did you make him drink? Would you do that? 1069 01:06:38,728 --> 01:06:41,197 Why call the fire brigade? Why humiliate me like that? 1070 01:06:41,198 --> 01:06:43,699 Well, that's what you do when someone's stuck up a tree. 1071 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:47,036 You call the fire brigade. He's 14. He's not four. 1072 01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:50,174 He'll understand children because he's never had any. 1073 01:06:55,579 --> 01:06:56,845 How dare you! 1074 01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:02,185 This is my wedding. 1075 01:07:02,186 --> 01:07:03,852 And you, 1076 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:05,521 all three of you, 1077 01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:08,057 you will pull yourselves together. 1078 01:07:08,058 --> 01:07:10,226 I don't care what you get up to in your own homes, 1079 01:07:10,227 --> 01:07:11,794 but in my house you will behave 1080 01:07:11,795 --> 01:07:14,764 and respect the man I have just married. 1081 01:07:18,568 --> 01:07:22,839 I will be going to the graves in the morning at ten as usual. 1082 01:07:23,773 --> 01:07:26,709 And you will all come with me and explain what is going on. 1083 01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:28,512 I have to leave at ten. 1084 01:07:33,016 --> 01:07:35,985 Fine, 9:30 then. 1085 01:07:48,532 --> 01:07:50,333 Come on. 1086 01:07:50,334 --> 01:07:52,569 I've got it all on camera. Have a look at this. 1087 01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:03,180 Hello. You're up early. 1088 01:08:04,047 --> 01:08:05,781 How's Skylar? 1089 01:08:05,782 --> 01:08:07,983 He'll be OK. We crashed at Tom's. 1090 01:08:07,984 --> 01:08:10,253 - What on Earth was he doing? - I dunno. 1091 01:08:10,254 --> 01:08:12,655 He said he just wanted to climb the tree, test the ring. 1092 01:08:12,656 --> 01:08:14,089 Honestly. 1093 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,824 You were very good with him. 1094 01:08:15,825 --> 01:08:17,261 Come here. 1095 01:08:21,198 --> 01:08:22,599 What time are you leaving? 1096 01:08:23,567 --> 01:08:24,768 Ten. 1097 01:08:27,371 --> 01:08:30,607 Geoff was saying there's some giant puffballs past the bridge. 1098 01:08:31,475 --> 01:08:33,476 We have been mushrooming for ages. 1099 01:08:33,477 --> 01:08:35,679 Do you want come for a hunt? Just you and me. 1100 01:08:37,414 --> 01:08:39,315 God, I'm sorry. 1101 01:08:39,316 --> 01:08:42,151 I'd love to, but Granny wants us to go with her to the graves 1102 01:08:42,152 --> 01:08:43,853 before she goes on her honeymoon. 1103 01:08:44,754 --> 01:08:46,855 Next time, I promise. 1104 01:08:46,856 --> 01:08:49,325 Don't worry, Geoff will come with me. 1105 01:08:49,326 --> 01:08:51,561 When you leave-leave, I want to see it. 1106 01:08:52,762 --> 01:08:54,564 We sail on Tuesday. 1107 01:08:58,435 --> 01:08:59,935 Oh, yeah. I meant to say... 1108 01:08:59,936 --> 01:09:01,504 You're in the newspaper. 1109 01:09:01,505 --> 01:09:03,139 Geoff went into town to get it. 1110 01:09:10,614 --> 01:09:13,783 Er, not like that, thank you. No. 1111 01:09:14,518 --> 01:09:16,819 - Do you want some more toast? - Yep. 1112 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:18,288 Oh. Ahoy, sailor. 1113 01:09:21,090 --> 01:09:22,591 Her car is coming to pick her up. 1114 01:09:22,592 --> 01:09:24,393 Oh, Katherine, look. 1115 01:09:24,394 --> 01:09:26,562 First woman to command a British aircraft carrier. 1116 01:09:26,563 --> 01:09:28,431 It's on the front page. 1117 01:09:28,432 --> 01:09:31,099 "The Royal Navy has announced that Captain Katherine Frost 1118 01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:33,068 "will make history when she takes command 1119 01:09:33,069 --> 01:09:35,771 "of HMS Prince of Wales at an official ceremony tomorrow. 1120 01:09:35,772 --> 01:09:38,106 "Captain Frost's sister, the actress Victoria Frost, 1121 01:09:38,107 --> 01:09:40,042 et cetera, et cetera. 1122 01:09:40,043 --> 01:09:42,545 "Captain Frost's war hero father, Lieutenant Colonel..." 1123 01:09:42,546 --> 01:09:45,749 I think we know the rest. Come on then. Let's go. 1124 01:09:48,652 --> 01:09:51,621 Well, what have you got to say for yourselves? 1125 01:09:52,989 --> 01:09:54,324 Hmm? 1126 01:10:02,732 --> 01:10:06,134 Well, I think all three of us should apologise to you... 1127 01:10:06,135 --> 01:10:09,238 - Oh, yeah. - And to them. 1128 01:10:09,239 --> 01:10:10,340 - Yeah, sorry. - Sorry. 1129 01:10:11,941 --> 01:10:14,811 And why... why would you apologise to them? 1130 01:10:15,779 --> 01:10:16,813 Huh? 1131 01:10:18,748 --> 01:10:21,216 I brought you up to be women. 1132 01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:23,687 Not... not just daughters. 1133 01:10:26,323 --> 01:10:31,126 I scrimped and saved and pushed so that you could build lives 1134 01:10:31,127 --> 01:10:32,928 in a way that a young single mother 1135 01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:35,031 with three little girls never could. 1136 01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:38,267 Where did you get this idea 1137 01:10:38,268 --> 01:10:42,339 that nobody is as good as your perfect fathers? Hmm? 1138 01:10:44,107 --> 01:10:46,410 They were at sea most of the time I was married. 1139 01:10:47,143 --> 01:10:48,577 I barely saw them. 1140 01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:50,679 He missed your birth, Victoria. 1141 01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:53,081 I don't know whether either of my marriages 1142 01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:54,651 would have lasted. 1143 01:10:57,186 --> 01:11:00,789 And your father, Georgina, he drove me mad with his... 1144 01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:02,525 With his penny pinching, 1145 01:11:02,526 --> 01:11:04,427 and oh my God, was he snobbish? 1146 01:11:04,428 --> 01:11:06,995 Always telling me I'd said the wrong thing. 1147 01:11:06,996 --> 01:11:10,033 Done the wrong thing. Sometimes I had. 1148 01:11:12,736 --> 01:11:17,673 Johnny Munson wanted me to change your name to his 1149 01:11:17,674 --> 01:11:20,344 because he thought Frost was too ordinary. 1150 01:11:21,911 --> 01:11:23,479 I was too much of a coward to say no, 1151 01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:25,047 so I sent him to you, Katherine, 1152 01:11:25,048 --> 01:11:27,283 because I knew that you would say no for me. 1153 01:11:30,820 --> 01:11:33,055 And you... you have the least excuse. 1154 01:11:33,056 --> 01:11:35,058 You know what young officers are like. 1155 01:11:35,859 --> 01:11:40,363 Your tales of mushroom picking with Daddy. Think about it. 1156 01:11:40,364 --> 01:11:42,432 He was probably just keen to wear out a hangover. 1157 01:11:46,069 --> 01:11:50,373 Your fathers were not the perfect men you imagine. 1158 01:11:50,374 --> 01:11:51,708 Hmm. 1159 01:11:53,176 --> 01:11:54,710 That you've... you've... you've... 1160 01:11:54,711 --> 01:11:57,080 fantasised about all these years. 1161 01:11:59,248 --> 01:12:02,418 Yes, they were brave young men who gave their lives 1162 01:12:02,419 --> 01:12:04,687 for their country, but they were still just young men, 1163 01:12:04,688 --> 01:12:07,156 doing all the things that young men do. 1164 01:12:09,793 --> 01:12:11,428 Didn't stop me from loving them. 1165 01:12:12,396 --> 01:12:13,563 Desperately. 1166 01:12:16,065 --> 01:12:18,067 And by God, did they love you. 1167 01:12:22,372 --> 01:12:26,241 But you lot have never ever let go of them. 1168 01:12:26,242 --> 01:12:28,677 You are all still a little girls 1169 01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,814 madly in love with your daddies. 1170 01:12:31,948 --> 01:12:35,584 Separate from them. Just as you did with me. 1171 01:12:35,585 --> 01:12:37,219 No, we didn't. 1172 01:12:37,220 --> 01:12:39,021 That's what you're supposed to do. 1173 01:12:39,022 --> 01:12:41,425 That's what Skylar was doing last night. Growing up. 1174 01:12:42,992 --> 01:12:48,432 All three of you are older than these poor boys ever were. 1175 01:12:49,633 --> 01:12:51,300 You lot have to live for now. 1176 01:12:52,301 --> 01:12:54,504 Live for the living, for God's sake. 1177 01:12:55,405 --> 01:12:59,543 You're all grown women with your own sons and daughters. 1178 01:13:00,844 --> 01:13:01,945 And marriages. 1179 01:13:05,248 --> 01:13:07,951 I just always felt like there was some part of me missing. 1180 01:13:09,819 --> 01:13:11,720 Some vital organ. 1181 01:13:13,490 --> 01:13:15,891 But you don't have to jump into bed with every... 1182 01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:18,193 Every idiot who possesses one. 1183 01:13:22,532 --> 01:13:25,902 Or let that ridiculous man try and buy you. 1184 01:13:27,036 --> 01:13:29,071 - Hmm? - Mmm. 1185 01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:31,239 Or you, Georgina. 1186 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:32,908 Allowing yourself to be trampled on 1187 01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:35,010 like some... some doormat. 1188 01:13:35,011 --> 01:13:36,212 Mum! 1189 01:13:37,346 --> 01:13:41,149 Or you, treating Jack like a glorified babysitter. 1190 01:13:41,150 --> 01:13:44,019 No, look, I'm not saying it's easy. 1191 01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:47,524 Our entire lives are about choices. 1192 01:13:50,293 --> 01:13:53,261 I know you all think Geoff is dull compared with these... 1193 01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:55,565 these two demigods here. 1194 01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:58,935 But he is the man I love. 1195 01:14:02,005 --> 01:14:03,439 He makes me happy. 1196 01:14:05,174 --> 01:14:06,610 And he cares for me. 1197 01:14:08,978 --> 01:14:10,846 Which when you all eventually grow up, 1198 01:14:10,847 --> 01:14:13,082 you will learn is the most important thing. 1199 01:14:14,183 --> 01:14:16,620 So don't you dare blame the past. 1200 01:14:17,921 --> 01:14:21,024 And these poor lost boys. 1201 01:14:22,826 --> 01:14:25,128 Let go of the children you were, 1202 01:14:25,895 --> 01:14:28,831 and pay attention to the children, you have. 1203 01:14:28,832 --> 01:14:30,699 Hmm? 1204 01:14:30,700 --> 01:14:33,970 Because, as you so thoughtfully reminded us, Victoria, 1205 01:14:34,604 --> 01:14:37,140 some of us don't have that privilege. 1206 01:14:40,610 --> 01:14:42,377 Er, I just want to say your car's here. 1207 01:14:42,378 --> 01:14:43,780 Oh. 1208 01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:49,417 Thank you, Mum. 1209 01:14:49,418 --> 01:14:51,320 I'm so sorry, Geoff. 1210 01:14:58,261 --> 01:14:59,428 Muwah. 1211 01:15:00,396 --> 01:15:02,131 Thank you for that. 1212 01:15:06,703 --> 01:15:08,104 I'm so sorry. 1213 01:15:09,438 --> 01:15:10,607 About what? 1214 01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,309 Last night, I was just... 1215 01:15:15,311 --> 01:15:16,946 Didn't do me any harm. 1216 01:15:18,381 --> 01:15:20,083 I didn't want you to see that. 1217 01:15:23,152 --> 01:15:25,453 Come and have a cup of coffee. 1218 01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:27,356 Skylar's sleeping it off at my house. 1219 01:15:31,460 --> 01:15:33,997 Look, we've all behaved badly at times. 1220 01:15:34,964 --> 01:15:37,465 I remember doing a particularly debauched phase in my youth 1221 01:15:37,466 --> 01:15:39,401 wanting to go out with a girl called Victoria, 1222 01:15:39,402 --> 01:15:40,769 kissing a girl call Jenny. 1223 01:15:42,305 --> 01:15:43,940 Depths of depravity. 1224 01:15:45,008 --> 01:15:46,610 Maybe I just did it in the wrong order. 1225 01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:52,247 Call Napoleon. 1226 01:15:52,248 --> 01:15:54,450 Tell him there's been a terrible mistake. 1227 01:15:56,620 --> 01:15:57,887 I'm serious. 1228 01:16:08,031 --> 01:16:10,933 Geoff says it's three times as big as a destroyer. 1229 01:16:10,934 --> 01:16:13,769 - Very impressive, right? - Yeah. 1230 01:16:13,770 --> 01:16:15,938 I wish we could have spent more time together. 1231 01:16:15,939 --> 01:16:17,640 But I'll show you everything tomorrow. 1232 01:16:17,641 --> 01:16:20,677 OK. I've got you two presents. 1233 01:16:21,778 --> 01:16:23,746 - Calvatia gigantea. - Wow! 1234 01:16:23,747 --> 01:16:26,549 Quite safe. Tom's really well up on mushrooms. 1235 01:16:27,316 --> 01:16:28,751 What's this? 1236 01:16:28,752 --> 01:16:31,253 Oh, it's the ring. The one Skylar got me. 1237 01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:33,856 It gives you superhuman powers. Wards off danger. 1238 01:16:33,857 --> 01:16:36,826 Except for tall trees and cheap vodka. 1239 01:16:39,528 --> 01:16:41,931 - I love you. - I love you, too, Mum. 1240 01:16:43,132 --> 01:16:44,668 - I'll see you tomorrow. - OK. 1241 01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:06,389 - Right, you in the back. - Aw! 1242 01:17:07,090 --> 01:17:09,391 Let's get a belt on. 1243 01:17:09,392 --> 01:17:12,360 Thank you. Right. 1244 01:18:36,145 --> 01:18:37,712 Good morning, ma'am. 1245 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:39,515 Good to see you, Chris. Shall we get going? 1246 01:18:41,785 --> 01:18:43,719 The extra stripe suits you, ma'am. 1247 01:18:48,091 --> 01:18:49,557 Good to see you, Katherine. 1248 01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:51,093 Everything is all set for tomorrow. 1249 01:18:51,094 --> 01:18:52,828 Yes. All this fuss is a bit ridiculous. 1250 01:18:52,829 --> 01:18:55,030 Well, that's the age we live in. Have a look around. 1251 01:18:55,031 --> 01:18:56,631 I'll keep out of the way. 1252 01:18:56,632 --> 01:18:58,667 And Chris and Ndidi will look after you. 1253 01:19:16,385 --> 01:19:17,686 There we go. 1254 01:19:19,789 --> 01:19:22,424 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. 1255 01:19:22,425 --> 01:19:24,326 There we go. There we go. 1256 01:19:24,327 --> 01:19:26,128 Oh, watch Mummy. There we go. 1257 01:19:26,129 --> 01:19:27,363 Hi, darling. 1258 01:19:49,652 --> 01:19:54,257 Oh, God, that drive is a bloody nightmare. 1259 01:19:55,191 --> 01:19:58,360 I think it is time for a stiff drink, 1260 01:19:58,361 --> 01:19:59,794 don't you think? 1261 01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:02,598 OK. Come on, girl, out of my way. 1262 01:20:03,599 --> 01:20:05,467 Here are your car keys. 1263 01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:08,104 Oh, Jezza's been a naughty boy again? 1264 01:20:09,672 --> 01:20:13,375 And this is what you were doing here, 1265 01:20:13,376 --> 01:20:16,279 in your daughters' home, on Friday night. 1266 01:20:19,182 --> 01:20:21,316 I've put up with your behaviour for years, Jeremy, 1267 01:20:21,317 --> 01:20:23,552 but this is too much. 1268 01:20:24,353 --> 01:20:25,554 You need help. 1269 01:20:26,890 --> 01:20:30,058 This game is one you can watch at your leisure. 1270 01:20:30,059 --> 01:20:31,160 Georgie. 1271 01:20:32,361 --> 01:20:34,430 - Darling. - Mm-hmm. 1272 01:20:35,631 --> 01:20:38,000 - You don't understand. - Oh. 1273 01:20:38,001 --> 01:20:39,402 You're crazy. 1274 01:20:40,769 --> 01:20:43,138 What the fuck are you talking about? 1275 01:20:43,139 --> 01:20:45,340 There is nothing to talk about. 1276 01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,242 There's a letter for you on the front seat. 1277 01:20:47,243 --> 01:20:48,744 It's pretty generous. 1278 01:20:49,645 --> 01:20:51,513 Now bugger off, Jeremy. 1279 01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:53,816 - Words I choose carefully. - I... 1280 01:20:56,085 --> 01:20:59,054 Georgie. Georgie. Georgie. 1281 01:20:59,055 --> 01:21:01,924 This is ridiculous. Georgie, open the door. 1282 01:21:01,925 --> 01:21:04,093 Oh, what's the point? 1283 01:21:20,910 --> 01:21:23,111 - All done, ma'am? - Yes, thank you, Jones. 1284 01:21:23,112 --> 01:21:26,314 I found this. I thought you'd like it for your sea cabin. 1285 01:21:26,315 --> 01:21:29,317 Oh, yes. I do. Appreciated. 1286 01:21:29,318 --> 01:21:31,619 - How was the mess dinner? - They're still at it, ma'am. 1287 01:21:31,620 --> 01:21:33,321 The helicopter guys have arrived. 1288 01:21:33,322 --> 01:21:34,923 Ah, I see. 1289 01:21:34,924 --> 01:21:36,624 Well, that will be all for today, Jones. 1290 01:21:36,625 --> 01:21:38,194 I'll get a quick breath of air. 1291 01:22:03,819 --> 01:22:05,154 Wow! 1292 01:22:20,069 --> 01:22:22,438 I'm only going to give you one piece of advice. 1293 01:22:23,506 --> 01:22:25,373 Savour every bloody minute. 1294 01:22:25,374 --> 01:22:27,176 It'll never get better than this. 1295 01:22:27,843 --> 01:22:30,579 Good luck, Captain Frost. You ready? 1296 01:22:31,314 --> 01:22:32,781 Yes, I am. 1297 01:23:31,374 --> 01:23:34,477 Ship's company. Hold. 1298 01:23:43,152 --> 01:23:46,189 Ship's company will remove headdress. 1299 01:23:46,722 --> 01:23:47,923 Remove... 1300 01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:49,992 ...headdress. 1301 01:23:50,426 --> 01:23:52,827 Three cheers for Captain Frost. 1302 01:23:52,828 --> 01:23:59,000 - Hip-hip... - Hooray! 1303 01:23:59,001 --> 01:24:02,870 Ship's company will replace headdress. 1304 01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:04,039 Replace... 1305 01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:06,509 ...headdress. 1306 01:24:07,243 --> 01:24:11,447 Ship's company stand at ease. 1307 01:24:16,985 --> 01:24:19,221 Good afternoon, HMS Prince of Wales. 1308 01:24:19,222 --> 01:24:21,089 My name's Katherine Frost. 1309 01:24:21,090 --> 01:24:24,193 And today's the proudest day of my life. 1310 01:24:25,928 --> 01:24:28,062 Serving this ship, serving the nation, 1311 01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:29,332 doing my duty. 1312 01:24:30,799 --> 01:24:33,336 The Royal Navy is why my heart beats. 1313 01:24:34,103 --> 01:24:36,304 There's been a big fuss about being the first female 1314 01:24:36,305 --> 01:24:38,474 to command a ship of this class. Well... 1315 01:24:40,042 --> 01:24:41,344 That's just noise. 1316 01:24:42,311 --> 01:24:46,681 What matters most is what we do now together, 1317 01:24:46,682 --> 01:24:48,083 as a team. 1318 01:24:49,185 --> 01:24:52,355 And I'm determined, we will be a successful ship. 1319 01:24:57,626 --> 01:25:00,428 - Well done, you. - Yeah. 1320 01:25:00,429 --> 01:25:03,198 Excuse me. Can we get a picture? Perhaps with your sister? 1321 01:25:03,199 --> 01:25:05,467 Thank you. No, not today. I'm off duty. 1322 01:25:05,468 --> 01:25:07,770 Girls. Girls. 1323 01:25:08,637 --> 01:25:10,972 You see that chap over there, talking to Geoff? 1324 01:25:10,973 --> 01:25:13,608 That's Perky Perkins. He taught your fathers. 1325 01:25:13,609 --> 01:25:15,377 They absolutely worshipped him. 1326 01:25:15,378 --> 01:25:17,780 They used to fly together. Perky and Frost. 1327 01:25:18,547 --> 01:25:20,883 You see, age catches up with us all. 1328 01:25:22,218 --> 01:25:23,886 Take a good look, hmm. 1329 01:25:25,854 --> 01:25:27,190 Perky. 1330 01:25:43,939 --> 01:25:46,408 We couldn't leave without saying thank you to the captain. 1331 01:25:46,409 --> 01:25:49,511 - Aw... - I'm so proud of you. 1332 01:25:49,512 --> 01:25:53,749 Mwah. Oh, you are an extraordinary girl. 1333 01:25:55,384 --> 01:25:57,152 - Thank you. - Call me. 1334 01:25:58,754 --> 01:26:01,390 Bon voyage, big sis. Full steam ahead. 1335 01:26:04,260 --> 01:26:06,395 Bye, Katie. Well done. 1336 01:26:07,230 --> 01:26:09,832 Dad would have been so proud of his daughter today. 1337 01:26:10,699 --> 01:26:12,067 Thank you. 1338 01:26:13,236 --> 01:26:16,305 Come on. Ah... 1339 01:26:18,974 --> 01:26:20,375 See you're wearing the ring? 1340 01:26:20,376 --> 01:26:21,776 Yes, I thought I'd give it a try. 1341 01:26:21,777 --> 01:26:23,278 It's working quite well. 1342 01:26:23,279 --> 01:26:25,448 I'm going to miss you, my boy. 1343 01:26:26,882 --> 01:26:29,851 - Catch you up, sweetheart. - OK. Love you, Mum. 1344 01:26:29,852 --> 01:26:32,755 Well done, Katie. This is quite something. 1345 01:26:36,592 --> 01:26:38,927 Thank you for coming. I was worried you wouldn't. 1346 01:26:39,995 --> 01:26:42,464 I couldn't of done any of this without you. 1347 01:26:42,465 --> 01:26:44,098 Don't thank me. 1348 01:26:44,099 --> 01:26:46,834 I've watched you. You belong here. 1349 01:26:46,835 --> 01:26:48,770 Yes, I do belong here. 1350 01:26:48,771 --> 01:26:50,572 It's in my blood. I can't give it up. 1351 01:26:50,573 --> 01:26:53,309 That little boy is growing up so fast. 1352 01:26:53,976 --> 01:26:55,344 He belongs to us. 1353 01:26:56,178 --> 01:26:57,280 You and me. 1354 01:27:02,818 --> 01:27:03,819 Look... 1355 01:27:05,854 --> 01:27:08,724 I'm sorry. I should have told you sooner. 1356 01:27:09,358 --> 01:27:11,426 No. I should have answered your letters, 1357 01:27:11,427 --> 01:27:12,795 picked up the phone. 1358 01:27:14,330 --> 01:27:18,066 I owe you everything. Marcus. My job. My happiness. 1359 01:27:19,034 --> 01:27:20,303 Now it's your turn. 1360 01:27:24,273 --> 01:27:26,073 You see. Frost is melting. 1361 01:27:27,175 --> 01:27:28,844 The Frost is melting. 1362 01:27:35,984 --> 01:27:37,052 I love you. 1363 01:27:42,190 --> 01:27:44,693 We'll talk more tonight, before we sail. 1364 01:27:45,361 --> 01:27:46,362 Yes. 1365 01:27:49,164 --> 01:27:50,232 Yes. 1366 01:28:35,878 --> 01:28:38,080 The bridge is ready for you, ma'am. 1367 01:28:59,602 --> 01:29:05,908 ♪ Baby sneezes Mummy pleases ♪ 1368 01:29:06,742 --> 01:29:10,946 ♪ Daddy breezes in ♪ 1369 01:29:12,715 --> 01:29:16,618 ♪ So good on paper ♪ 1370 01:29:16,619 --> 01:29:20,354 ♪ So romantic ♪ 1371 01:29:20,355 --> 01:29:24,627 ♪ So bewildering ♪ 1372 01:29:27,062 --> 01:29:31,766 ♪ And I know nothing Stays the same ♪ 1373 01:29:31,767 --> 01:29:35,703 ♪ But if you're willing To play the game ♪ 1374 01:29:35,704 --> 01:29:39,141 ♪ It's coming around again ♪ 1375 01:29:40,809 --> 01:29:44,378 ♪ So don't mind if I Fall apart ♪ 1376 01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:48,382 ♪ There's more room In a broken heart ♪ 1377 01:29:48,383 --> 01:29:51,653 ♪ You pay the grocer ♪ 1378 01:29:51,654 --> 01:29:55,089 ♪ You fix the toaster ♪ 1379 01:29:55,090 --> 01:29:59,695 ♪ Kiss the host good-bye ♪ 1380 01:30:01,263 --> 01:30:05,800 ♪ Then you break a window ♪ 1381 01:30:05,801 --> 01:30:09,303 ♪ Burn the souffle ♪ 1382 01:30:09,304 --> 01:30:13,909 ♪ Scream the lullaby ♪ 1383 01:30:15,944 --> 01:30:20,615 ♪ I know nothing stays The same ♪ 1384 01:30:20,616 --> 01:30:24,285 ♪ But if you're willing To play the game ♪ 1385 01:30:24,286 --> 01:30:27,723 ♪ It's coming around again ♪ 1386 01:30:29,658 --> 01:30:33,127 ♪ So don't mind if I Fall apart ♪ 1387 01:30:33,128 --> 01:30:38,365 ♪ There's more room In a broken heart ♪ 1388 01:30:38,366 --> 01:30:41,603 ♪ And I believe in love ♪ 1389 01:30:41,604 --> 01:30:45,206 ♪ But what else can I do ♪ 1390 01:30:45,207 --> 01:30:50,678 ♪ I'm so in love with you ♪ 1391 01:30:50,679 --> 01:30:55,617 ♪ I know nothing stays The same ♪ 1392 01:30:55,618 --> 01:30:59,120 ♪ But if you're willing To play the game ♪ 1393 01:30:59,121 --> 01:31:03,458 ♪ You'll be coming Around again ♪ 1394 01:31:04,727 --> 01:31:08,496 ♪ Baby sneezes ♪ 1395 01:31:08,497 --> 01:31:11,733 ♪ Mummy pleases ♪ 1396 01:31:11,734 --> 01:31:15,169 ♪ Daddy breezes in ♪ 1397 01:31:15,170 --> 01:31:18,806 ♪ It's coming around again It's coming around again ♪ 1398 01:31:18,807 --> 01:31:23,044 ♪ Nothing stays the same ♪ 1399 01:31:23,045 --> 01:31:26,814 ♪ But if you're willing To play the game ♪ 1400 01:31:26,815 --> 01:31:31,319 ♪ You'll be coming Around again ♪ 1401 01:31:34,056 --> 01:31:37,259 ♪ Nothing ever stays the same ♪ 1402 01:31:38,527 --> 01:31:43,364 ♪ I believe in love I believe in love ♪ 1403 01:31:43,365 --> 01:31:46,368 ♪ Oh ♪ 1404 01:31:47,202 --> 01:31:50,437 ♪ Oh, I believe in love I believe in love ♪ 1405 01:31:50,438 --> 01:31:54,375 ♪ I believe in love ♪ 1406 01:31:54,376 --> 01:31:58,313 ♪ And it'll be coming Around again ♪ 1407 01:32:01,750 --> 01:32:08,290 ♪ I believe in love ♪ 1408 01:32:09,057 --> 01:32:15,563 ♪ It's coming around again ♪ 1409 01:32:15,564 --> 01:32:18,800 ♪ Nothing stays the same ♪ 1410 01:32:18,801 --> 01:32:22,069 ♪ But if you're willing To play the game ♪ 1411 01:32:22,070 --> 01:32:24,739 ♪ I do believe I do believe ♪ 1412 01:32:24,740 --> 01:32:28,644 ♪ I believe in love ♪