1 00:00:12,889 --> 00:00:15,558 - Oh my God, this is such a surprise. 2 00:00:15,558 --> 00:00:16,359 A promotion? 3 00:00:16,359 --> 00:00:17,860 So unexpected. 4 00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:19,695 I had no idea this was coming. 5 00:00:19,695 --> 00:00:20,830 I did work so hard. 6 00:00:20,830 --> 00:00:21,764 Thank you. 7 00:00:23,132 --> 00:00:24,267 Me? 8 00:00:24,267 --> 00:00:26,936 I would love a corner office. 9 00:00:26,936 --> 00:00:27,837 I accept. 10 00:00:29,806 --> 00:00:31,307 Thank you so much. 11 00:00:31,307 --> 00:00:32,742 I never saw this coming. 12 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:33,943 To my promotion. 13 00:00:33,943 --> 00:00:35,445 (Eliza gargling) 14 00:00:41,651 --> 00:00:44,287 Babe, did you get up early to wish me good luck? 15 00:00:44,287 --> 00:00:46,422 - Wish you luck? For? 16 00:00:46,422 --> 00:00:47,690 - The promotion. 17 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:49,192 - Oh right, the promotion. 18 00:00:49,192 --> 00:00:51,694 - Junior executive event planner. 19 00:00:51,694 --> 00:00:53,396 It's gonna be me, right? 20 00:00:53,396 --> 00:00:54,864 - Oh, totally. It's yours. 21 00:00:54,864 --> 00:00:56,199 - Oh, God. 22 00:00:56,199 --> 00:00:57,333 I feel like Molly Ringwald 23 00:00:57,333 --> 00:00:58,768 at the end of every movie. 24 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:01,237 I'm like, all my dreams are coming true. 25 00:01:01,237 --> 00:01:02,872 - You're such a geek for those movies, aren't you? 26 00:01:02,872 --> 00:01:04,674 - I know, I know. 27 00:01:04,674 --> 00:01:05,942 And they're super problematic, 28 00:01:05,942 --> 00:01:07,710 but I can't help it. 29 00:01:07,710 --> 00:01:10,413 I love them and I love you. 30 00:01:12,415 --> 00:01:13,883 Okay, bye. 31 00:01:13,883 --> 00:01:15,818 - Wait, babe, 32 00:01:15,818 --> 00:01:18,388 can you help me stretch this canvas real quick, please? 33 00:01:18,388 --> 00:01:19,956 - Oh, look, I would love to, 34 00:01:19,956 --> 00:01:21,924 but I like, I can't be late again. 35 00:01:21,924 --> 00:01:23,593 - Oh, come on. 36 00:01:23,593 --> 00:01:24,594 No, it'll take like five minutes. 37 00:01:24,594 --> 00:01:25,962 I'm feeling inspired. 38 00:01:25,962 --> 00:01:26,963 You know what happens if you start painting 39 00:01:26,963 --> 00:01:28,431 when inspiration hits. 40 00:01:28,431 --> 00:01:29,966 Come on. - I know, I know. 41 00:01:29,966 --> 00:01:31,334 And I don't wanna like 42 00:01:31,334 --> 00:01:32,902 stifle your genius or anything. 43 00:01:34,270 --> 00:01:34,971 But I- - I need you. 44 00:01:34,971 --> 00:01:35,872 Come on. 45 00:01:35,872 --> 00:01:37,006 It'll be quick. 46 00:01:37,006 --> 00:01:40,443 (upbear percussion music) 47 00:01:58,294 --> 00:02:00,363 - I mean, it's so unfair. 48 00:02:00,363 --> 00:02:03,299 I know that being late is a no-no, 49 00:02:03,299 --> 00:02:06,803 but you're really gonna fire me over it? 50 00:02:06,803 --> 00:02:08,438 - Well, did they fire you for being late 51 00:02:08,438 --> 00:02:09,705 or did they fire you because you like- 52 00:02:09,705 --> 00:02:11,340 - For talking back to my boss. 53 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,242 I know. 54 00:02:13,242 --> 00:02:16,679 But I was just so like overheated and emotional, 55 00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:19,248 and I was just like really, really, really upset. 56 00:02:19,982 --> 00:02:22,118 I mean, that was my job. 57 00:02:25,922 --> 00:02:29,792 You know, I was late because of you. 58 00:02:31,828 --> 00:02:33,396 - We're all grownups here. 59 00:02:33,396 --> 00:02:35,431 You gotta be responsible for your own decisions. 60 00:02:35,431 --> 00:02:36,966 (Eliza sighs) 61 00:02:36,966 --> 00:02:38,868 - God, I know, okay? 62 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:40,870 This is just the worst day of my life. 63 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:43,773 - Well, at least one of us had a good day. 64 00:02:43,773 --> 00:02:45,374 I just heard back from the gallery, 65 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:47,944 and they're gonna give me my own show. 66 00:02:47,944 --> 00:02:48,945 - Oh my God. 67 00:02:50,413 --> 00:02:51,347 Really? 68 00:02:53,416 --> 00:02:55,451 Babe, that's amazing. 69 00:02:55,451 --> 00:02:58,154 I'm, I'm so proud of you. 70 00:02:58,154 --> 00:03:00,857 I always knew that you were gonna make it. 71 00:03:00,857 --> 00:03:02,325 - I know. 72 00:03:02,325 --> 00:03:03,426 That's why it makes it so hard 73 00:03:03,426 --> 00:03:05,094 to tell you the other thing. 74 00:03:05,094 --> 00:03:06,396 - What? 75 00:03:06,396 --> 00:03:07,263 What other thing? 76 00:03:08,331 --> 00:03:09,799 - I'm moving in with Sandra. 77 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:12,368 - The gallery owner? 78 00:03:14,771 --> 00:03:16,506 Babe, it's sweet of you 79 00:03:16,506 --> 00:03:18,307 to try to make me laugh, but... 80 00:03:20,977 --> 00:03:21,911 Really? 81 00:03:22,879 --> 00:03:25,381 (upbeat pop music) 82 00:03:25,381 --> 00:03:26,315 Really? 83 00:03:28,951 --> 00:03:32,455 * I couldn't help myself 84 00:03:34,791 --> 00:03:36,759 (glass slamming) 85 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,561 - There should be a rule where you're not allowed 86 00:03:38,561 --> 00:03:40,396 to lose your job and your boyfriend on the same day. 87 00:03:40,396 --> 00:03:41,431 - There is. 88 00:03:41,431 --> 00:03:42,465 It's called decency. 89 00:03:42,465 --> 00:03:44,000 - Oh. 90 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,535 - You know, it was all working out fine 91 00:03:45,535 --> 00:03:47,370 when he couldn't afford to pay rent. 92 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:48,938 But as soon as his career starts taking off- 93 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:49,872 - Are we surprised? 94 00:03:49,872 --> 00:03:50,606 - Sofia! 95 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:52,141 Comfort me. 96 00:03:52,141 --> 00:03:53,509 - I'm just saying, this is nothing new. 97 00:03:53,509 --> 00:03:54,777 Your last three boyfriends- 98 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:55,611 - Four. 99 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:56,612 Todd. 100 00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:57,613 - Oh, ew, Todd. 101 00:03:57,613 --> 00:03:58,881 I forgot about Todd. 102 00:03:58,881 --> 00:04:00,383 See? This is what you do. 103 00:04:00,383 --> 00:04:02,085 You take strays in and you clean them up 104 00:04:02,085 --> 00:04:03,553 and then change their litter. 105 00:04:03,553 --> 00:04:06,089 - Oh, god. I need more alcohol. 106 00:04:07,323 --> 00:04:08,424 Okay. 107 00:04:08,424 --> 00:04:10,093 Here's what we're gonna do. 108 00:04:10,093 --> 00:04:12,361 The next time that I think that a guy is cute, 109 00:04:12,361 --> 00:04:13,529 you're gonna step in, 110 00:04:13,529 --> 00:04:14,997 you're gonna interfere, 111 00:04:14,997 --> 00:04:16,466 and you're gonna say veto. 112 00:04:17,867 --> 00:04:19,001 - I am a million steps ahead of you. 113 00:04:19,001 --> 00:04:20,103 I already have a plan. 114 00:04:25,575 --> 00:04:27,944 - "A Guide to Marrying Rich." 115 00:04:27,944 --> 00:04:29,112 - It's super legit. 116 00:04:29,112 --> 00:04:30,813 The author, Margaret Dumont, 117 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:32,515 she went from being a secretary 118 00:04:32,515 --> 00:04:33,883 to marrying one of the richest men in the country. 119 00:04:33,883 --> 00:04:35,118 - This book is ancient. 120 00:04:35,118 --> 00:04:36,519 - Yeah, so is the Bible. 121 00:04:37,587 --> 00:04:38,955 - Where did you find this thing? 122 00:04:38,955 --> 00:04:40,490 - Some lame Tinder date. 123 00:04:40,490 --> 00:04:41,624 This guy took me to a used bookstore. 124 00:04:41,624 --> 00:04:43,159 Like, is that even a date? 125 00:04:43,159 --> 00:04:44,894 Anyway, thankfully I found this book 126 00:04:44,894 --> 00:04:46,896 and it was like, yes, universe, I hear you. 127 00:04:46,896 --> 00:04:47,997 - Yeah. 128 00:04:47,997 --> 00:04:50,400 You hear the call of the 1950s. 129 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,534 - 1967. 130 00:04:51,534 --> 00:04:53,936 - How is this even a thing? 131 00:04:53,936 --> 00:04:56,839 You don't need a man to have your dream life. 132 00:04:56,839 --> 00:05:00,443 - Says the girl that screwed up her dream job for a dude. 133 00:05:01,878 --> 00:05:03,946 Look, I'm not gonna be a bartender forever. 134 00:05:03,946 --> 00:05:05,948 And I am super sick of living 135 00:05:05,948 --> 00:05:07,083 with seven other wannabe models 136 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:08,484 in a two bedroom apartment. 137 00:05:08,484 --> 00:05:09,619 Yes, we're all tiny, 138 00:05:09,619 --> 00:05:10,887 so it's really only like living 139 00:05:10,887 --> 00:05:11,988 with four people, but still. 140 00:05:11,988 --> 00:05:13,890 And I'm not gonna get ahead. 141 00:05:13,890 --> 00:05:16,092 Like my biggest paying gig was that JC Penney catalog, 142 00:05:16,092 --> 00:05:17,860 and that's just sad. 143 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:19,162 - Well, it would be nice 144 00:05:19,162 --> 00:05:20,897 if someone could pay my rent 145 00:05:20,897 --> 00:05:22,865 because lord knows I can't afford it. 146 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,167 - So we sublet our apartments. 147 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:25,201 - No, I can't. 148 00:05:25,201 --> 00:05:26,936 I need to find a job. 149 00:05:26,936 --> 00:05:27,837 - How? 150 00:05:27,837 --> 00:05:29,505 You work in a very competitive industry 151 00:05:29,505 --> 00:05:30,506 and you just got fired. 152 00:05:30,506 --> 00:05:31,574 No one's hiring you. 153 00:05:31,574 --> 00:05:33,643 - Aren't you supposed to be making me feel better? 154 00:05:33,643 --> 00:05:35,211 - We're going away for the summer! 155 00:05:35,211 --> 00:05:36,846 - You can't take the summer off. 156 00:05:36,846 --> 00:05:38,114 You're employed. 157 00:05:38,114 --> 00:05:38,948 - Oh, right. 158 00:05:38,948 --> 00:05:39,916 Hey, Cass. 159 00:05:39,916 --> 00:05:40,950 Yeah. 160 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:41,851 I quit. 161 00:05:41,851 --> 00:05:42,952 - What? 162 00:05:42,952 --> 00:05:43,953 Sofia, what are you doing? 163 00:05:43,953 --> 00:05:45,221 - I am betting on myself 164 00:05:45,221 --> 00:05:46,889 just like the book says. 165 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:48,124 You're only 25 once. 166 00:05:48,124 --> 00:05:48,958 And do you know what we are? 167 00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:49,992 - 26. 168 00:05:49,992 --> 00:05:51,561 - Yeah, we are behind. 169 00:05:51,561 --> 00:05:53,029 We need to get off our asses 170 00:05:53,029 --> 00:05:55,498 and take charge of our lives. 171 00:05:55,498 --> 00:05:57,133 - What? By leaving New York? 172 00:05:57,133 --> 00:05:58,134 - Oh God, no. 173 00:05:58,134 --> 00:05:59,202 Oh no. 174 00:05:59,202 --> 00:06:00,503 We're going to the Hamptons. 175 00:06:00,503 --> 00:06:01,604 My aunt has a timeshare there. 176 00:06:01,604 --> 00:06:02,405 We'll live there for the summer 177 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:04,073 and come back with rich husbands. 178 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:04,807 - Okay, wait. 179 00:06:04,807 --> 00:06:07,076 You actually think that both of us 180 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:08,544 are gonna meet rich dudes 181 00:06:08,544 --> 00:06:11,848 and get them to marry us before Labor Day? 182 00:06:11,848 --> 00:06:13,916 - Well, according to Miss Dumont, 183 00:06:15,585 --> 00:06:16,619 hell yes. 184 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:21,657 (upbeat music) 185 00:06:27,497 --> 00:06:29,899 - Oh, she did leave a key. - Under a frog or something. 186 00:06:29,899 --> 00:06:32,135 - Ah, there you go. - Should just leave a key 187 00:06:32,135 --> 00:06:34,904 under a frog ornament like every other 188 00:06:34,904 --> 00:06:36,172 old retired person. - I'm sure there's a key 189 00:06:36,172 --> 00:06:37,140 somewhere inside. 190 00:06:37,140 --> 00:06:38,608 (Sofia grunts) 191 00:06:38,608 --> 00:06:40,109 Are you good? - Yes. 192 00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:41,611 - [Eliza] You good with these bags? 193 00:06:41,611 --> 00:06:42,912 - I am. - Buddy, need a little help? 194 00:06:42,912 --> 00:06:44,280 There you go. 195 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,982 - This is why we need rich boyfriends too, 196 00:06:45,982 --> 00:06:47,683 because they will have people to carry things. 197 00:06:47,683 --> 00:06:49,118 - You know, we're only here for the summer, right? 198 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:50,520 - Yeah. - Yeah. 199 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:51,654 - Yeah. - Yeah. 200 00:06:52,688 --> 00:06:54,624 - So you should take the loft. 201 00:06:54,624 --> 00:06:56,159 It sort of feels like you're sleeping in a tent up there 202 00:06:56,159 --> 00:06:58,127 and I know you're into that sort of thing 203 00:06:58,127 --> 00:06:59,228 and you know I'm not. 204 00:06:59,228 --> 00:07:00,930 - Happily. 205 00:07:00,930 --> 00:07:03,666 So, I hate to always be the practical one, 206 00:07:03,666 --> 00:07:05,068 but first thing's first, 207 00:07:05,068 --> 00:07:06,235 we're gonna find jobs, right? 208 00:07:06,235 --> 00:07:07,336 - What for? 209 00:07:07,336 --> 00:07:08,971 We have a free place to stay. 210 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:12,075 - Oh, I don't know, maybe food. 211 00:07:12,075 --> 00:07:13,142 - Soon we'll have rich boyfriends 212 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:14,677 that'll pay for all our meals. 213 00:07:16,946 --> 00:07:17,847 - How soon? 214 00:07:18,715 --> 00:07:20,483 (upbeat techno music) 215 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:28,224 - This is it. 216 00:07:29,258 --> 00:07:31,294 The place to be and be seen. 217 00:07:31,294 --> 00:07:33,129 The Zane Hotel and Beach Club. 218 00:07:33,129 --> 00:07:34,664 Everyone hangs out here. 219 00:07:36,299 --> 00:07:38,801 - So why does that sign say for hotel guests only? 220 00:07:38,801 --> 00:07:40,336 - Oh, it's to keep out the tourists. 221 00:07:40,336 --> 00:07:42,004 - Oh, you mean us. 222 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:44,273 - No, they want hotties like us here. 223 00:07:44,273 --> 00:07:45,575 - Uh-huh. 224 00:07:45,575 --> 00:07:48,111 - Let's go down to the beach. 225 00:07:48,111 --> 00:07:49,712 That's where they keep all the rich husbands. 226 00:07:49,712 --> 00:07:52,281 (upbeat music) 227 00:07:56,586 --> 00:07:58,020 - Should you take those stupid things off? 228 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,122 - Absolutely not. 229 00:07:59,122 --> 00:07:59,956 According to the book, 230 00:07:59,956 --> 00:08:01,657 a woman must always wear high heels. 231 00:08:01,657 --> 00:08:03,593 Never wait for a man to put you on a pedestal. 232 00:08:03,593 --> 00:08:05,361 Do it yourself and he'll get the idea. 233 00:08:05,361 --> 00:08:07,630 - [Eliza] Oh, shit. 234 00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:08,564 - Are you okay? 235 00:08:08,564 --> 00:08:09,766 - Oh, I'm fine. 236 00:08:11,267 --> 00:08:12,201 I'm Sofia. 237 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:13,336 - Hi, Sofia. 238 00:08:13,336 --> 00:08:15,571 I'm John. John Fuller. 239 00:08:15,571 --> 00:08:20,877 - Oh, John, thanks for lending me your lap. 240 00:08:20,877 --> 00:08:21,677 - Anytime. 241 00:08:22,779 --> 00:08:25,748 - I just might take you up on that. 242 00:08:25,748 --> 00:08:27,784 Of course, you'll have to buy me a drink first. 243 00:08:27,784 --> 00:08:30,653 - Okay, let's get you going, all right? 244 00:08:30,653 --> 00:08:31,654 - Darling. 245 00:08:31,654 --> 00:08:33,089 - Yes, okay. You good? 246 00:08:33,089 --> 00:08:34,157 You ready? 247 00:08:34,157 --> 00:08:36,192 Yeah, great. Awesome, okay. 248 00:08:36,192 --> 00:08:37,627 - Oh, thank you. - Take care of yourselves. 249 00:08:37,627 --> 00:08:38,628 - Thank you so much. 250 00:08:38,628 --> 00:08:39,328 Yeah, thank you so much. 251 00:08:39,328 --> 00:08:40,329 - Thank you. 252 00:08:40,329 --> 00:08:41,831 - Okay, let's go. 253 00:08:41,831 --> 00:08:43,199 That was embarrassing. 254 00:08:43,199 --> 00:08:44,333 - Embarrassing or strategic? 255 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:45,835 For your information, 256 00:08:45,835 --> 00:08:47,703 I just met John Fuller, major trust fund, 257 00:08:47,703 --> 00:08:50,740 and number 74 in Forbes list of Rich Under 30. 258 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:52,809 That's right, Mama did her homework. 259 00:08:55,278 --> 00:08:56,779 - Hey, dummy. 260 00:08:56,779 --> 00:08:58,281 What have you been doing all day? 261 00:08:58,281 --> 00:08:59,382 You know what? Don't answer that. 262 00:08:59,382 --> 00:09:01,384 All right, first the bathrooms. 263 00:09:01,384 --> 00:09:03,286 The beach has been unattended. 264 00:09:04,787 --> 00:09:06,189 What's going on? 265 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:09,058 Hello? 266 00:09:09,058 --> 00:09:10,660 What is this? 267 00:09:10,660 --> 00:09:13,062 - It's a towel. 268 00:09:13,062 --> 00:09:14,063 - Wrong. 269 00:09:14,063 --> 00:09:15,164 It's a dirty towel. 270 00:09:15,164 --> 00:09:16,332 You know where I found it? 271 00:09:16,332 --> 00:09:18,201 With the clean towels. 272 00:09:18,201 --> 00:09:19,202 - Okay. 273 00:09:19,202 --> 00:09:20,737 - No, it's not okay. 274 00:09:20,737 --> 00:09:22,705 Let me break this down for you, dummy. 275 00:09:22,705 --> 00:09:25,708 - Oh, my name's Doug. 276 00:09:25,708 --> 00:09:27,844 - Do you know how many guys want this position, Doug? 277 00:09:27,844 --> 00:09:29,645 More than you're probably capable of counting. 278 00:09:29,645 --> 00:09:31,414 So you separate these towels, 279 00:09:31,414 --> 00:09:32,648 like your job depends on it, 280 00:09:32,648 --> 00:09:34,083 because it does. 281 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:41,391 - I wonder if our kids will have blue eyes like me 282 00:09:41,391 --> 00:09:43,760 or brown eyes, like John's. 283 00:09:49,766 --> 00:09:51,768 - Hi, can I take that? 284 00:09:52,869 --> 00:09:53,803 - Oh. 285 00:09:56,406 --> 00:09:57,340 He's cute. 286 00:09:59,942 --> 00:10:01,210 - Veto. 287 00:10:01,210 --> 00:10:02,311 - Come on. 288 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,180 - He's a towel boy, Eliza. 289 00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:05,715 - I'm unemployed, Sofia. 290 00:10:05,715 --> 00:10:08,351 - Look past the towel boy there to your left. 291 00:10:09,252 --> 00:10:10,253 (upbeat techno music) 292 00:10:10,253 --> 00:10:11,354 That's Rich Hawthorne. 293 00:10:11,354 --> 00:10:13,256 He's an orthopedic surgeon, 294 00:10:13,256 --> 00:10:14,957 and he just bought his own 4.8 million townhouse 295 00:10:14,957 --> 00:10:16,259 on East 74th. 296 00:10:16,259 --> 00:10:17,827 - I don't know. 297 00:10:17,827 --> 00:10:19,796 I'm just not into the whole chiseled thing. 298 00:10:19,796 --> 00:10:21,297 - Yes, you are. 299 00:10:21,297 --> 00:10:23,332 - How does he get his hair so perfect? 300 00:10:25,268 --> 00:10:26,335 - Ooh, there's John. 301 00:10:26,903 --> 00:10:28,237 - What's up guys? - What's up man? 302 00:10:28,237 --> 00:10:30,973 Our future husbands, they're friends. 303 00:10:30,973 --> 00:10:33,009 - I told you I did my homework. 304 00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:34,377 It's literally meant to be. 305 00:10:34,377 --> 00:10:35,912 Think about it. 306 00:10:35,912 --> 00:10:37,346 Okay, "A Guide to Marrying Rich." 307 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:38,981 His name is Rich. 308 00:10:38,981 --> 00:10:40,550 He is rich. 309 00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:42,385 - Yeah, yeah. I got it. 310 00:10:44,487 --> 00:10:46,489 Okay, fine. 311 00:10:46,489 --> 00:10:47,490 I'll go introduce myself. 312 00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:48,925 - Don't you dare. 313 00:10:48,925 --> 00:10:50,326 According to the book, 314 00:10:51,194 --> 00:10:52,895 the first time a guy lays his eyes on you 315 00:10:52,895 --> 00:10:54,464 has to be memorable. 316 00:10:55,331 --> 00:10:56,499 Ooh, I got it. 317 00:10:56,499 --> 00:10:57,300 Okay. 318 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:59,602 You go for a swim, you get a cramp, 319 00:10:59,602 --> 00:11:01,871 you start to drown, and he saves you. 320 00:11:01,871 --> 00:11:05,408 And then your bikini top comes off in the process. 321 00:11:05,408 --> 00:11:07,610 - I think the fake drowning is memorable enough. 322 00:11:07,610 --> 00:11:09,245 - Not as memorable as tits. 323 00:11:10,913 --> 00:11:11,848 Just saying. 324 00:11:14,217 --> 00:11:17,253 (mischievous music) 325 00:11:21,424 --> 00:11:23,192 (Eliza sighs) 326 00:11:23,192 --> 00:11:23,960 - Help. 327 00:11:24,861 --> 00:11:25,928 Help. 328 00:11:25,928 --> 00:11:27,330 I'm drowning. 329 00:11:28,831 --> 00:11:29,899 Oh, the water. 330 00:11:29,899 --> 00:11:31,901 It's so rough here. 331 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:37,140 And I'm not as strong as swimmer as I thought. 332 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:39,041 I'm in a rip tide. 333 00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:40,309 Help. 334 00:11:40,309 --> 00:11:41,477 I'm in a rip tide. 335 00:11:41,477 --> 00:11:43,046 Help. Help. 336 00:11:44,347 --> 00:11:45,548 - Your top! 337 00:11:45,548 --> 00:11:47,483 - What? - Take off your top. 338 00:11:47,483 --> 00:11:48,151 Tits! 339 00:11:48,151 --> 00:11:49,819 - I'm not doing that. No. 340 00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:55,391 Help. 341 00:11:55,391 --> 00:11:56,626 (phone chiming) 342 00:11:56,626 --> 00:11:57,960 - Hey, daddy-o. 343 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:58,928 - [Doug's Father] Hey, Doug. 344 00:11:58,928 --> 00:12:00,096 What do you say you cut out of there early 345 00:12:00,096 --> 00:12:01,097 and meet me for some lunch. 346 00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:03,433 - I'm working, remember? 347 00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:05,001 - [Doug's Father] Well, you're working too hard. 348 00:12:05,001 --> 00:12:07,437 - Oh, says the hardest working guy I know. 349 00:12:09,005 --> 00:12:10,506 - I'm drowning. 350 00:12:10,506 --> 00:12:12,542 I'm really drowning this time. 351 00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:13,476 Help. 352 00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:17,413 Help, I'm drowning. - Dad, I gotta go, Dad. 353 00:12:17,413 --> 00:12:18,414 - Help. 354 00:12:18,414 --> 00:12:19,949 Help, I'm drowning. 355 00:12:19,949 --> 00:12:21,017 (spirited music) 356 00:12:21,017 --> 00:12:22,118 - Okay I'm coming. 357 00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:23,119 - Help, I'm drowning. 358 00:12:23,119 --> 00:12:24,353 I'm single and drowning. 359 00:12:24,353 --> 00:12:26,122 - I got you, I got you. - What are you doing. 360 00:12:26,122 --> 00:12:26,923 - No! 361 00:12:26,923 --> 00:12:28,124 - Help! - Okay. 362 00:12:28,124 --> 00:12:29,292 - Help, help! 363 00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:31,427 Not you. 364 00:12:31,427 --> 00:12:32,895 - No! 365 00:12:32,895 --> 00:12:34,130 - Look, okay. 366 00:12:35,932 --> 00:12:36,933 Feet on the ground. 367 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:38,634 Then on and up. 368 00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:40,136 Okay. 369 00:12:40,136 --> 00:12:41,370 Wonderful. 370 00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:42,939 The shore is right there, 371 00:12:42,939 --> 00:12:45,341 there's some towels that I can grab you. 372 00:12:45,341 --> 00:12:46,476 - No, it's not... 373 00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:48,144 That's okay, I'm okay. 374 00:12:48,144 --> 00:12:50,012 - So you're pretending to drown? 375 00:12:50,012 --> 00:12:52,348 - Um, uh. 376 00:12:52,348 --> 00:12:53,616 Okay, this is embarrassing, 377 00:12:53,616 --> 00:12:55,551 but my friend Sofia over there, 378 00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:57,153 yeah, she told me that this would be 379 00:12:57,153 --> 00:12:58,554 a really great way to meet a guy. 380 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:00,656 - Oh, well, I mean, 381 00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:04,127 I'm one of those. 382 00:13:04,127 --> 00:13:05,595 - Uh. 383 00:13:05,595 --> 00:13:08,097 - Veto, veto, veto, veto! 384 00:13:08,097 --> 00:13:09,565 Veto! 385 00:13:09,565 --> 00:13:10,500 Veto! 386 00:13:12,535 --> 00:13:13,436 - Yeah. 387 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:15,371 Not you. 388 00:13:15,371 --> 00:13:17,140 You're not the guy. 389 00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:18,107 - Ouch. 390 00:13:18,107 --> 00:13:19,342 - Yeah, it's just, you know, 391 00:13:19,342 --> 00:13:20,443 you're not really my type. 392 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:23,012 - Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm. 393 00:13:23,012 --> 00:13:27,550 - Okay, so what is your type? 394 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:30,553 - Oh, you see that chiseled guy over there? 395 00:13:30,553 --> 00:13:33,189 Yeah, that's kind of my thing. 396 00:13:34,157 --> 00:13:36,626 - Okay, so you owe me. 397 00:13:36,626 --> 00:13:37,527 Start flailing. 398 00:13:37,527 --> 00:13:40,129 (upbeat music) 399 00:13:40,129 --> 00:13:40,997 - Help! 400 00:13:42,432 --> 00:13:43,332 Help! 401 00:13:43,332 --> 00:13:44,700 (Doug whistles) 402 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,968 - [Doug] Can we get some help here? 403 00:13:45,968 --> 00:13:47,470 - Help! - I need help 404 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:50,173 saving this woman! - Help, I'm so cold! 405 00:13:50,173 --> 00:13:51,741 - A little help over here? 406 00:13:51,741 --> 00:13:53,176 - We're drowning! 407 00:13:53,176 --> 00:13:55,011 - I'm drowning too! 408 00:13:55,011 --> 00:13:56,479 - [Eliza] We're drowning. 409 00:13:56,479 --> 00:13:58,214 - [Doug] I'm struggling to save this woman. 410 00:13:58,214 --> 00:13:59,682 - [Eliza] Help us! 411 00:13:59,682 --> 00:14:01,117 - Are you okay? 412 00:14:04,187 --> 00:14:05,555 Are you good? 413 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:06,456 (ethereal music) 414 00:14:06,456 --> 00:14:07,223 You all right? 415 00:14:08,091 --> 00:14:10,359 - Uh, yeah. 416 00:14:10,359 --> 00:14:12,095 (upbeat pop music) 417 00:14:12,095 --> 00:14:13,096 I am so good. 418 00:14:14,097 --> 00:14:17,433 (Rich and Eliza giggle) 419 00:14:19,602 --> 00:14:20,603 - I'm Rich. 420 00:14:21,404 --> 00:14:22,338 - Eliza. 421 00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:29,442 (easygoing music) 422 00:14:29,442 --> 00:14:30,977 - I hate that all the rich guys 423 00:14:30,977 --> 00:14:32,445 go back to the city during the week. 424 00:14:32,445 --> 00:14:34,381 It makes our timeline so much crunchier. 425 00:14:34,381 --> 00:14:36,249 - Well, I think it's a good thing. 426 00:14:36,249 --> 00:14:37,617 We can't spend all our summer 427 00:14:37,617 --> 00:14:39,486 trying to get these guys to fall for us. 428 00:14:39,486 --> 00:14:40,987 We need to work. 429 00:14:40,987 --> 00:14:42,389 Otherwise, we're gonna spend our summer 430 00:14:42,389 --> 00:14:43,923 eating out of people's garbage cans. 431 00:14:43,923 --> 00:14:45,558 - Eliza, it's the Hamptons. 432 00:14:45,558 --> 00:14:47,560 There's lobster in those garbage cans. 433 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:48,561 - Oh. 434 00:14:48,561 --> 00:14:51,698 (upbeat techno music) 435 00:14:51,698 --> 00:14:52,699 Let's go. 436 00:14:52,699 --> 00:14:54,200 (Sofia whimpering) 437 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,503 (bell dings) 438 00:15:03,243 --> 00:15:04,577 - No way. Absolutely not. 439 00:15:04,577 --> 00:15:06,379 This skin does not do greasy environments. 440 00:15:06,379 --> 00:15:08,982 - We've tried literally everywhere else. 441 00:15:08,982 --> 00:15:09,649 Okay. 442 00:15:09,649 --> 00:15:10,884 Come on, Sofia. 443 00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:19,325 - Can you read? 444 00:15:19,325 --> 00:15:20,326 - Yeah. 445 00:15:20,326 --> 00:15:21,428 - [Salty] Can you write? 446 00:15:21,428 --> 00:15:22,529 - Totally. 447 00:15:22,529 --> 00:15:24,464 - Can you carry a tray? 448 00:15:24,464 --> 00:15:25,432 - Yeah. 449 00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:26,533 - You're hired. 450 00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:27,634 - Okay. 451 00:15:27,634 --> 00:15:29,335 - It's a dream come true. 452 00:15:31,938 --> 00:15:34,207 This isn't exactly the chic Hamptons couture 453 00:15:34,207 --> 00:15:35,575 I pictured wearing this summer. 454 00:15:35,575 --> 00:15:36,910 - Oh, you'll be fine. 455 00:15:38,211 --> 00:15:39,212 (bell dings) 456 00:15:39,212 --> 00:15:39,946 - [Ryan] Order up. 457 00:15:39,946 --> 00:15:42,482 (upbeat music) 458 00:15:43,483 --> 00:15:45,318 - What are you staring at? 459 00:15:45,318 --> 00:15:47,120 - I know you. 460 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,321 - Definitely not. 461 00:15:48,321 --> 00:15:49,689 - Yeah, I know I definitely do. 462 00:15:49,689 --> 00:15:51,725 - Well, I don't know you. 463 00:15:51,725 --> 00:15:53,026 - I'm Ryan. 464 00:15:53,026 --> 00:15:54,561 - Mm-hmm. 465 00:15:54,561 --> 00:15:56,362 - You look like a model. 466 00:15:58,465 --> 00:15:59,766 - Yeah, I am actually. 467 00:15:59,766 --> 00:16:01,701 - Like a famous model. 468 00:16:03,269 --> 00:16:04,204 See, I knew it. 469 00:16:04,971 --> 00:16:06,072 What the hell are you doing here? 470 00:16:07,374 --> 00:16:08,775 - Research. 471 00:16:08,775 --> 00:16:10,610 I got this big job. 472 00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:12,445 They want me to be like a normal person or something. 473 00:16:12,445 --> 00:16:14,314 - Oh shit, that's cool. 474 00:16:14,314 --> 00:16:15,248 Nice. 475 00:16:17,317 --> 00:16:19,619 Hey, wait there for a second. 476 00:16:24,491 --> 00:16:25,959 - Oh my gosh, how dare you. 477 00:16:28,094 --> 00:16:30,663 (camera clicks) 478 00:16:37,570 --> 00:16:38,638 - Hi, are you ready to... 479 00:16:38,638 --> 00:16:39,572 Oh. 480 00:16:40,407 --> 00:16:42,409 - Ah, well hello. 481 00:16:42,409 --> 00:16:43,343 - Hi. 482 00:16:44,778 --> 00:16:46,780 - Are you really gonna take my order 483 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:49,716 or are you just pretending to be a waitress? 484 00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:52,519 - What I'm pretending is that that whole drowning thing, 485 00:16:52,519 --> 00:16:55,355 it just never happened and that we've never met. 486 00:16:55,355 --> 00:16:57,390 You feel like playing along? 487 00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:00,326 - Hi, nice to meet you. 488 00:17:00,326 --> 00:17:01,294 I'm Doug. 489 00:17:01,294 --> 00:17:02,062 - Eliza. 490 00:17:03,296 --> 00:17:04,364 I like what you're wearing. 491 00:17:04,364 --> 00:17:05,532 It's very Ducky. 492 00:17:06,699 --> 00:17:08,401 - Yeah. 493 00:17:08,401 --> 00:17:10,103 You know, most people assume I'm a Blane 494 00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:12,072 but I got a secret dorky or Ducky thing happening. 495 00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,673 - Wait, you know, "Pretty in Pink?" 496 00:17:13,673 --> 00:17:15,642 - Not every word by heart, but. 497 00:17:15,642 --> 00:17:18,078 - Well, I know every single word. 498 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,779 In fact, the only movie 499 00:17:19,779 --> 00:17:21,347 that I've seen more times than "Pretty in Pink" is- 500 00:17:21,347 --> 00:17:22,348 - "Say Anything." 501 00:17:23,383 --> 00:17:25,518 - Get out of my head. 502 00:17:25,518 --> 00:17:28,321 - "Say Anything" has got to have the best 503 00:17:28,321 --> 00:17:30,090 moment of any '80s movie ever. 504 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,291 - You mean when John Cusack 505 00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:32,792 shows up at Ione Skye's house 506 00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:34,794 even after she says that she doesn't love him? 507 00:17:34,794 --> 00:17:36,596 - But he doesn't believe her 508 00:17:36,596 --> 00:17:38,364 and he stands outside her window 509 00:17:38,364 --> 00:17:40,400 holding that boom box above his head 510 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,103 with Peter Gabriel singing "In Your Eyes." 511 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,538 Ah, what? 512 00:17:45,538 --> 00:17:49,542 - It's just we're not supposed to like that anymore. 513 00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:50,777 - What? 514 00:17:50,777 --> 00:17:52,779 - You know, because the whole 515 00:17:52,779 --> 00:17:54,714 guy shows up at a girl's house 516 00:17:54,714 --> 00:17:55,715 in the middle of the night- 517 00:17:55,715 --> 00:17:56,816 - It was sunrise. 518 00:17:56,816 --> 00:17:58,685 - Uninvited, even after she said 519 00:17:58,685 --> 00:18:00,754 that she didn't like him. 520 00:18:02,789 --> 00:18:04,157 - Oh man. 521 00:18:04,157 --> 00:18:05,091 - [Eliza] Yeah. 522 00:18:06,092 --> 00:18:07,627 - Oh, my whole world just. 523 00:18:07,627 --> 00:18:09,129 - I know. 524 00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:11,431 I know, it's been a long road for me. 525 00:18:11,431 --> 00:18:13,466 - I mean, I did stop watching "16 Candles" 526 00:18:13,466 --> 00:18:15,435 at some point for obvious reasons, but- 527 00:18:15,435 --> 00:18:18,338 - Well, I promise that this is just as obvious 528 00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:19,472 if you have a vagina. 529 00:18:20,407 --> 00:18:21,741 It's heartbreaking. 530 00:18:21,741 --> 00:18:23,843 - The problem is, when I'm heartbroken, 531 00:18:23,843 --> 00:18:26,479 all I wanna do is watch those movies on a loop. 532 00:18:26,479 --> 00:18:29,482 - I know. It's vicious cycle. 533 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:30,817 - Eliza. 534 00:18:32,685 --> 00:18:33,620 Your order's up. 535 00:18:40,593 --> 00:18:41,861 What do you think you're doing? 536 00:18:41,861 --> 00:18:43,596 - I was just talking. 537 00:18:44,597 --> 00:18:46,566 Oh my God. 538 00:18:46,566 --> 00:18:48,902 Sofia, you don't actually think that I'm into him. 539 00:18:48,902 --> 00:18:50,637 - You said he was cute. 540 00:18:50,637 --> 00:18:53,573 - And you vetoed it and I respect that. 541 00:18:53,573 --> 00:18:55,542 He is 100% in the friend zone. 542 00:18:57,477 --> 00:18:58,278 - Okay, good. 543 00:18:58,278 --> 00:18:59,112 Just make sure it stays that way. 544 00:19:05,785 --> 00:19:08,655 (upbeat music) 545 00:19:08,655 --> 00:19:11,491 - I don't know about you, but I could use a drink. 546 00:19:11,491 --> 00:19:12,859 - Why don't you just get on the train, go home, 547 00:19:12,859 --> 00:19:13,860 and give up now? 548 00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:14,928 Chapter three. 549 00:19:14,928 --> 00:19:17,464 Desirable women never pay for their own cocktails. 550 00:19:17,464 --> 00:19:18,865 - This is the first night 551 00:19:18,865 --> 00:19:20,533 that I don't smell like french fries. 552 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:22,469 I wanna have a good time and I wanna drink. 553 00:19:22,469 --> 00:19:23,536 Who cares if I pay for it? 554 00:19:23,536 --> 00:19:24,838 - Margaret does. 555 00:19:24,838 --> 00:19:26,473 - Oh, we're on a first name basis now. 556 00:19:26,473 --> 00:19:28,408 - Don't mock the book. 557 00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:29,509 - What are you saying? 558 00:19:29,509 --> 00:19:30,844 That just by reading this book, 559 00:19:30,844 --> 00:19:32,645 men are gonna drop out of the sky 560 00:19:32,645 --> 00:19:34,447 and buy us cocktails. 561 00:19:34,447 --> 00:19:36,216 - Looks like you ladies need a drink. 562 00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:39,152 What are we having? 563 00:19:39,152 --> 00:19:41,588 - Well, we both enjoy sex on the beach, 564 00:19:41,588 --> 00:19:43,656 but we don't know you well yet. 565 00:19:43,656 --> 00:19:46,526 So martinis. 566 00:19:46,526 --> 00:19:49,662 (elegant piano music) 567 00:19:56,936 --> 00:19:59,572 - You are very fit. 568 00:19:59,572 --> 00:20:01,307 (both chuckle) 569 00:20:01,307 --> 00:20:03,510 - Well, I try to run every morning before work. 570 00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:05,578 - Oh, what time do you usually get to work? 571 00:20:05,578 --> 00:20:06,913 - 6:00. - Wow. 572 00:20:06,913 --> 00:20:09,649 You are unlike anyone I've ever dated. 573 00:20:09,649 --> 00:20:11,317 (Rich chuckles) 574 00:20:11,317 --> 00:20:13,520 Not that we're dating. 575 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,854 Okay, I'm gonna take this drink 576 00:20:14,854 --> 00:20:16,856 and put it in my mouth so I stop talking. 577 00:20:16,856 --> 00:20:19,559 (Rich laughs) 578 00:20:21,961 --> 00:20:24,998 - So, tell me something about you. 579 00:20:24,998 --> 00:20:26,032 - Okay. 580 00:20:26,032 --> 00:20:27,801 I am from Queens. 581 00:20:27,801 --> 00:20:29,969 That is the borough where JFK is. 582 00:20:29,969 --> 00:20:31,738 - Sounds kind of familiar. 583 00:20:31,738 --> 00:20:33,807 - Okay, good. You're following. 584 00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:37,811 My parents are public school teachers. 585 00:20:37,811 --> 00:20:39,646 - [Rich] Oh, good for them. 586 00:20:39,646 --> 00:20:42,315 - Yeah, it's a noble profession or so I've been told. 587 00:20:42,315 --> 00:20:43,983 - Have you ever thought about teaching? 588 00:20:43,983 --> 00:20:46,653 - No, that's not my calling. 589 00:20:46,653 --> 00:20:47,787 - What's your calling? 590 00:20:49,756 --> 00:20:51,291 - Event planning. 591 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,926 I know it sounds, by comparison, 592 00:20:52,926 --> 00:20:54,627 like completely insignificant, 593 00:20:54,627 --> 00:20:57,397 but I totally love it. 594 00:20:57,397 --> 00:20:58,732 I mean, okay, 595 00:20:58,732 --> 00:21:00,100 taking a space that's blank 596 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,836 or worse generic, 597 00:21:02,836 --> 00:21:06,339 and turning it into like an experience 598 00:21:06,339 --> 00:21:08,842 for whatever really. 599 00:21:08,842 --> 00:21:11,745 I mean, you hope that the event is worthy, 600 00:21:11,745 --> 00:21:13,580 but even if it's not, 601 00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:15,315 the work is like always changing. 602 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,950 It's part customer service, 603 00:21:16,950 --> 00:21:19,886 part visionary, super creative. 604 00:21:19,886 --> 00:21:22,789 - Wow, you are really passionate. 605 00:21:22,789 --> 00:21:25,558 (both chuckle) 606 00:21:25,558 --> 00:21:28,895 - Is that not how you feel about orthopedic surgery? 607 00:21:29,963 --> 00:21:31,798 - Nope. 608 00:21:31,798 --> 00:21:32,999 But it's a good job. 609 00:21:32,999 --> 00:21:34,134 - [Eliza] Yeah. 610 00:21:34,134 --> 00:21:35,168 - It's nice that your parents 611 00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,870 were so cool with you just doing your own thing. 612 00:21:39,372 --> 00:21:41,041 - I take it yours weren't? 613 00:21:42,675 --> 00:21:45,612 - I mean, I never really pushed back. 614 00:21:45,612 --> 00:21:48,148 - Eliza, can I talk to you? 615 00:21:48,148 --> 00:21:49,783 - Right now? - Mm-hmm. 616 00:21:52,952 --> 00:21:54,954 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 617 00:21:55,422 --> 00:21:56,656 We have to leave right now. 618 00:21:56,656 --> 00:21:57,657 - What? Why? 619 00:21:57,657 --> 00:21:58,591 - Chapter number one. 620 00:21:58,591 --> 00:21:59,292 Always leave a guy wanting more. 621 00:21:59,292 --> 00:22:00,260 And frankly, I'm drunk and horny 622 00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:01,995 and I'm gonna screw John in the parking lot 623 00:22:01,995 --> 00:22:03,363 unless we go right now and ruin everything. 624 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:04,097 - Oh, come on. 625 00:22:04,097 --> 00:22:05,565 I'm having such a good time. 626 00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:07,100 - [Sofia] Are you gonna doubt Margaret? 627 00:22:07,934 --> 00:22:10,370 (scoffs) I would never. 628 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:11,838 Well, can I say goodbye first? 629 00:22:11,838 --> 00:22:13,707 Or does Margaret think 630 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,742 that makes me look desperate and undesirable? 631 00:22:15,742 --> 00:22:16,743 - No, you're good. 632 00:22:16,743 --> 00:22:17,644 Just make it breezy. 633 00:22:17,644 --> 00:22:18,745 - [Eliza] Okay. 634 00:22:25,852 --> 00:22:26,753 - Look at you. 635 00:22:28,655 --> 00:22:29,422 Wow. 636 00:22:30,824 --> 00:22:31,925 - Look at you. 637 00:22:31,925 --> 00:22:33,626 Hey, you work at a bar too. 638 00:22:33,626 --> 00:22:34,928 - Trying to learn as much 639 00:22:34,928 --> 00:22:36,863 about the hotel business as possible. 640 00:22:36,863 --> 00:22:38,164 - Cool. 641 00:22:38,164 --> 00:22:39,466 - Something you should know. 642 00:22:39,466 --> 00:22:40,800 Don't bother the customers. 643 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:41,968 - You're not bothering me. 644 00:22:43,169 --> 00:22:44,571 - [Sofia] That boy does not know he's in the friend zone. 645 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:45,872 - Hey, Doug, you're a friend! 646 00:22:45,872 --> 00:22:46,973 Friend zone! 647 00:22:50,143 --> 00:22:51,244 I didn't think that a guy could be 648 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,213 all the things that Rich is. 649 00:22:53,213 --> 00:22:56,583 I mean, he's handsome, he's successful, and so charming. 650 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:57,817 And I really can't get over his hair. 651 00:22:57,817 --> 00:23:00,720 It's so like perfectly coiffed. 652 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,589 God, I hope he doesn't think that I blew him off. 653 00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:03,590 - Oh, are you kidding me? 654 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:04,858 It's perfect. 655 00:23:04,858 --> 00:23:05,759 That book is a miracle of literature. 656 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:06,860 Think about it. 657 00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:09,262 You and Rich and me and John. 658 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,530 - Mm, yeah. 659 00:23:10,530 --> 00:23:11,564 Tell me about you and John. 660 00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:17,570 - Well, he's just so loaded. 661 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:18,538 - Oh, okay. 662 00:23:18,538 --> 00:23:20,173 Please tell me that there are other things 663 00:23:20,173 --> 00:23:21,708 that you're attracted to about him. 664 00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:26,146 - Yeah, like he's totally hot for me. 665 00:23:26,146 --> 00:23:27,147 - Of course he is. 666 00:23:27,147 --> 00:23:27,847 Every guy's hot for you. 667 00:23:27,847 --> 00:23:28,748 - I know, right? 668 00:23:32,218 --> 00:23:34,354 Did I tell you you could leave the bedroom? 669 00:23:41,394 --> 00:23:43,897 - Something you'd like to share? 670 00:23:45,565 --> 00:23:46,933 - Oh, okay. 671 00:23:46,933 --> 00:23:48,268 So there's this whole chapter in the book 672 00:23:48,268 --> 00:23:49,836 about how guys won't buy the cow 673 00:23:49,836 --> 00:23:50,970 when they can get the milk for free. 674 00:23:50,970 --> 00:23:52,705 And you know me, I've always- 675 00:23:52,705 --> 00:23:54,607 - Dabbled in the dairy distribution business. 676 00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:57,811 - No, I just sleep with guys I'm into way too soon. 677 00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:59,245 - So you're using him? 678 00:23:59,245 --> 00:24:00,180 - Yeah. 679 00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:02,682 (scoffs) Oh, like he minds. 680 00:24:02,682 --> 00:24:03,850 - Oh, wow. 681 00:24:03,850 --> 00:24:06,252 Well, at least you and John will have a romantic story 682 00:24:06,252 --> 00:24:07,654 to tell your grandkids one day. 683 00:24:08,955 --> 00:24:12,659 - Mm-hmm. (car horn honking) 684 00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:33,613 - You know, it's so tough being a modern woman. 685 00:24:33,613 --> 00:24:35,849 I don't know if I should feel like Cinderella 686 00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:39,285 or if I should file a stalking report. 687 00:24:39,285 --> 00:24:40,387 (Rich chuckles) 688 00:24:40,387 --> 00:24:41,988 - Well, I would've called, 689 00:24:41,988 --> 00:24:44,357 but you left without giving me your number. 690 00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:46,993 And you did mention that you were staying on Bay Lane 691 00:24:46,993 --> 00:24:48,828 and hey, did you know that Bay Lane 692 00:24:48,828 --> 00:24:50,964 is like eight miles long? 693 00:24:50,964 --> 00:24:52,932 I think I pissed off a lot of your neighbors. 694 00:24:52,932 --> 00:24:54,768 (upbeat music) (Eliza laughs) 695 00:24:54,768 --> 00:24:55,802 Wanna go for a ride? 696 00:24:58,838 --> 00:25:01,841 (upbeat music) 697 00:25:04,310 --> 00:25:06,746 - I think this car cost more than my parent's house. 698 00:25:06,746 --> 00:25:08,915 - It was either this or my Ferrari. 699 00:25:08,915 --> 00:25:11,818 But I didn't want you to think I was trying too hard. 700 00:25:12,919 --> 00:25:14,721 I actually wanted a Prius, 701 00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:16,356 but my dad talked me into this. 702 00:25:16,356 --> 00:25:17,357 - Mm. 703 00:25:17,357 --> 00:25:18,625 I hate to say this, 704 00:25:18,625 --> 00:25:19,726 but I think your dad was right. 705 00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:21,795 I mean, you recycle, right? 706 00:25:21,795 --> 00:25:22,896 - Religiously. 707 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,431 - Yeah, so you offset it. 708 00:25:24,431 --> 00:25:25,598 (Rich laughs) 709 00:25:25,598 --> 00:25:27,867 - So if you're not turned off too much by the Bentley, 710 00:25:27,867 --> 00:25:30,336 do you want a ride to the Movers and Shaker's 711 00:25:30,336 --> 00:25:31,905 event next weekend? 712 00:25:34,307 --> 00:25:35,775 - Are you asking- 713 00:25:36,776 --> 00:25:38,945 - Yes, I'm asking you out. 714 00:25:42,482 --> 00:25:45,351 - Okay, next question. 715 00:25:45,351 --> 00:25:46,920 Who's moving and who's shaking? 716 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,122 - It's a big annual fundraiser. 717 00:25:49,122 --> 00:25:50,757 - Oh, that's cool. 718 00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:51,725 What's the cause? 719 00:25:53,393 --> 00:25:54,928 - No idea. 720 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:57,797 But it's always for a really good cause. 721 00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,734 - Oh my God. 722 00:26:00,734 --> 00:26:02,435 This reminds me of that scene in "Pretty in Pink" 723 00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:03,503 when Andrew McCarthy asks- 724 00:26:03,503 --> 00:26:04,804 - "Pretty in Pink?" 725 00:26:05,872 --> 00:26:06,806 - The movie. 726 00:26:08,475 --> 00:26:09,843 You've never seen it? 727 00:26:09,843 --> 00:26:11,077 - Should I? 728 00:26:11,077 --> 00:26:13,079 - I mean, yes. 729 00:26:13,079 --> 00:26:14,714 But it's one of those things 730 00:26:14,714 --> 00:26:15,815 that you probably should have 731 00:26:15,815 --> 00:26:16,950 watched when you were younger 732 00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:18,084 'cause if you watched it now, 733 00:26:18,084 --> 00:26:19,753 you'd probably be like, huh, 734 00:26:19,753 --> 00:26:20,754 and that wouldn't be good for us. 735 00:26:20,754 --> 00:26:21,855 So, I don't know. 736 00:26:21,855 --> 00:26:23,390 Maybe my answer is no. 737 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:27,360 - No, don't watch the movie or no to being my date? 738 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:30,463 - Oh, hell yeah to being your date. 739 00:26:32,298 --> 00:26:33,099 - Good. 740 00:26:40,106 --> 00:26:41,741 - So? 741 00:26:41,741 --> 00:26:42,809 - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 742 00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:44,377 - Tell me! Tell me! 743 00:26:44,377 --> 00:26:45,812 - Okay, he invited me to move 744 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:46,913 and or shake with him next week. 745 00:26:46,913 --> 00:26:47,914 - Oh, my god. 746 00:26:47,914 --> 00:26:48,915 Movers and shakers. 747 00:26:48,915 --> 00:26:50,417 - Yeah, that, yeah. 748 00:26:50,417 --> 00:26:51,551 - John called me while you were gone 749 00:26:51,551 --> 00:26:52,419 and he asked me to go with him. 750 00:26:52,419 --> 00:26:54,421 (both squealing) 751 00:26:54,421 --> 00:26:55,855 What did I tell you? Never doubt Margaret. 752 00:26:55,855 --> 00:26:56,656 - Never. 753 00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:57,557 - Always leave them wanting more. 754 00:26:57,557 --> 00:26:58,558 - Always! 755 00:26:58,558 --> 00:26:59,959 - Can you see it? 756 00:26:59,959 --> 00:27:01,094 Eliza Hawthorne. 757 00:27:01,094 --> 00:27:02,962 - Oh God, you're so ridiculous. 758 00:27:02,962 --> 00:27:04,130 - You've gotta start planning your wedding now. 759 00:27:04,130 --> 00:27:06,066 Visualization was a big part of Margaret's philosophy. 760 00:27:06,066 --> 00:27:07,767 - Oh, I'm visualizing. 761 00:27:07,767 --> 00:27:09,069 I'm just not changing my last name 762 00:27:09,069 --> 00:27:10,603 to suit a 1950s manual. 763 00:27:11,704 --> 00:27:13,807 - 1967, bitch. 764 00:27:13,807 --> 00:27:16,743 - Yeah, I'm still a feminist. 765 00:27:16,743 --> 00:27:18,078 But what was that part in chapter four 766 00:27:18,078 --> 00:27:19,946 about always letting the man pay? 767 00:27:19,946 --> 00:27:22,482 - Oh, if you want to pay, you know, just for funsies, 768 00:27:22,482 --> 00:27:23,817 you have to give the man the cash 769 00:27:23,817 --> 00:27:24,951 so he can pay the bill. 770 00:27:24,951 --> 00:27:26,486 - Okay, that makes total sense. 771 00:27:26,486 --> 00:27:28,588 (knocking on door) - I know, so smart. 772 00:27:31,825 --> 00:27:33,093 - Hey. 773 00:27:33,093 --> 00:27:35,729 - Sorry, I forgot something. 774 00:27:35,729 --> 00:27:37,831 * I wanna hold on to this forever * 775 00:27:37,831 --> 00:27:40,834 (upbeat pop music) 776 00:27:43,803 --> 00:27:45,004 See you next weekend. 777 00:27:45,004 --> 00:27:46,106 - Okay, bye. 778 00:27:49,976 --> 00:27:50,910 * Don't stop 779 00:27:50,910 --> 00:27:52,011 * Don't stop 780 00:27:52,011 --> 00:27:54,547 (Eliza sighs) 781 00:27:57,984 --> 00:28:00,954 (upbeat pop music) 782 00:28:09,295 --> 00:28:10,830 - What are we doing here? 783 00:28:10,830 --> 00:28:12,899 This place is way out of our league. 784 00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:15,235 - We can't exactly wear our Salty's uniforms 785 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:17,270 to the biggest event of the season. 786 00:28:18,538 --> 00:28:19,472 - Okay, you're right. 787 00:28:19,472 --> 00:28:20,807 You're right, you're right, you're right. 788 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,543 What about this? - Hate It. 789 00:28:23,543 --> 00:28:25,278 - Okay, me too. 790 00:28:25,278 --> 00:28:26,446 No. 791 00:28:26,446 --> 00:28:27,380 Trash. 792 00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:30,950 Oh, a little bit. 793 00:28:30,950 --> 00:28:31,484 Huh? 794 00:28:31,484 --> 00:28:32,952 - Love it. - Right? 795 00:28:32,952 --> 00:28:34,287 - Love it. 796 00:28:34,287 --> 00:28:34,954 - Okay, where's a mirror? 797 00:28:34,954 --> 00:28:35,822 - Over there. 798 00:28:35,822 --> 00:28:36,856 - Okay, oh my gosh, okay. 799 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,863 Hello, gorgeous. 800 00:28:43,863 --> 00:28:44,798 Mm. 801 00:28:49,302 --> 00:28:52,105 Oh, goodbye, gorgeous. 802 00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:53,406 Have you seen how many zeros 803 00:28:53,406 --> 00:28:54,507 are on these price tags? 804 00:28:54,507 --> 00:28:55,775 Yeah, like, we should go. 805 00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:58,011 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay. 806 00:28:58,011 --> 00:28:59,012 We charge the dresses, 807 00:28:59,012 --> 00:29:00,580 keep the price tags on, 808 00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:02,048 and then return them the next day. 809 00:29:02,048 --> 00:29:04,317 - Isn't that stealing? 810 00:29:04,317 --> 00:29:05,385 - No. 811 00:29:05,385 --> 00:29:08,955 Think of it as borrowing with the intent to return. 812 00:29:10,056 --> 00:29:10,957 - Wow. 813 00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:12,726 Margaret really did think of everything. 814 00:29:12,726 --> 00:29:14,294 - Actually, I came up with that one. 815 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:15,929 - Oh, Sofia. 816 00:29:15,929 --> 00:29:16,930 - I know. Thank you. 817 00:29:16,930 --> 00:29:17,831 - [Eliza] You're great. 818 00:29:17,831 --> 00:29:18,865 - I'm so smart. 819 00:29:18,865 --> 00:29:20,400 - Okay. 820 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,069 - Let's take another look, gorgeous. 821 00:29:23,069 --> 00:29:24,771 - Okay, I mean. 822 00:29:24,771 --> 00:29:25,772 - I really like the green for you. 823 00:29:25,772 --> 00:29:26,873 It brings out your eyes. 824 00:29:26,873 --> 00:29:28,074 - Thank you. - Yeah. 825 00:29:28,074 --> 00:29:31,578 (upbeat electronic dance music) 826 00:29:39,886 --> 00:29:41,554 - Killing it, Trace. 827 00:29:42,856 --> 00:29:43,990 Ah, the party. 828 00:29:45,091 --> 00:29:46,826 Right, I'm working. 829 00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:56,102 - Oh my God, everyone's looking at us. 830 00:29:56,102 --> 00:29:57,670 It's like we're the bells of the ball. 831 00:29:57,670 --> 00:30:00,573 - It really does feel like a fairytale. 832 00:30:00,573 --> 00:30:02,108 - Come on, let's dance. 833 00:30:02,108 --> 00:30:07,013 (upbeat electronic dance music continues) 834 00:30:16,589 --> 00:30:20,593 - You know, as important as my modeling career means to me, 835 00:30:20,593 --> 00:30:24,397 I think being a stay-at-home mom is even more important. 836 00:30:24,397 --> 00:30:26,099 So I'd totally give up my career, 837 00:30:26,099 --> 00:30:28,201 as hard as it would be. 838 00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:30,136 And, you know, it's a lot of work to keep up 839 00:30:30,136 --> 00:30:32,505 with a 4,000 square foot plus farmhouse style home 840 00:30:32,505 --> 00:30:34,441 in Connecticut on a minimum of two acres 841 00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:37,610 while chasing after 3.5 kids and a Carlton doodle. 842 00:30:37,610 --> 00:30:39,145 How about you? 843 00:30:39,145 --> 00:30:40,647 - I'm not really a dog person. 844 00:30:40,647 --> 00:30:42,482 - Oh, I was just kidding about the doodle. 845 00:30:42,482 --> 00:30:44,684 - I'm not sure if I want kids either. 846 00:30:44,684 --> 00:30:46,019 - Oh, I know. 847 00:30:46,019 --> 00:30:48,154 They can be such attention sucks. 848 00:30:48,154 --> 00:30:49,622 - No, I like kids. 849 00:30:49,622 --> 00:30:52,058 I just think the planet's overcrowded. 850 00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:53,526 - I was thinking the same thing. 851 00:30:53,526 --> 00:30:55,729 It's like we have one mind. 852 00:31:09,676 --> 00:31:11,177 - Can I get you another drink? 853 00:31:12,112 --> 00:31:14,681 - Oh, I don't wanna get too drunk. 854 00:31:15,215 --> 00:31:17,150 I'm worried I might make a move. 855 00:31:18,451 --> 00:31:20,186 - Oh, no. 856 00:31:20,186 --> 00:31:21,654 Don't do that. 857 00:31:21,654 --> 00:31:24,758 (upbeat dance music) 858 00:31:31,231 --> 00:31:34,033 What do you say after the party, 859 00:31:35,568 --> 00:31:36,803 we go back to my place? 860 00:31:39,239 --> 00:31:40,974 - I, um. 861 00:31:40,974 --> 00:31:42,542 I, um. 862 00:31:42,542 --> 00:31:44,778 I mean, okay, look. 863 00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:48,214 I really like you, 864 00:31:48,214 --> 00:31:54,154 and I would love to like, you know. 865 00:31:54,754 --> 00:31:56,756 It's just, I don't think that I'm ready 866 00:31:56,756 --> 00:31:58,258 for like, you know. 867 00:31:58,258 --> 00:32:00,160 But it's not that I've, like, never you knowed 868 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,729 or it's not like I've you knowed a ton either. 869 00:32:04,664 --> 00:32:07,233 I guess it depends on how you define, you know. 870 00:32:07,233 --> 00:32:09,169 - Are we talking about sex? 871 00:32:09,169 --> 00:32:11,604 - Yeah, that's, yeah, that's the word I'm looking for. 872 00:32:11,604 --> 00:32:14,507 - I just wanna spend more time with you. 873 00:32:14,507 --> 00:32:16,609 My parent's house has eight bedrooms, 874 00:32:16,609 --> 00:32:19,212 and you can pick any one you want. 875 00:32:19,212 --> 00:32:22,215 And if you happen to end up in mine, 876 00:32:24,217 --> 00:32:25,218 I won't kick you out. 877 00:32:25,218 --> 00:32:26,619 - Oh, you're so kind. 878 00:32:28,221 --> 00:32:29,823 - Oh, dear. 879 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:33,159 You forgot to take off the price tag. 880 00:32:33,159 --> 00:32:34,594 - Uh, um. 881 00:32:39,132 --> 00:32:40,734 I really have to, um... 882 00:32:40,734 --> 00:32:42,268 I'm gonna be right back. 883 00:32:42,268 --> 00:32:43,269 I just have to... 884 00:32:45,171 --> 00:32:46,740 Sorry. 885 00:32:46,740 --> 00:32:47,874 Sorry, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 886 00:32:47,874 --> 00:32:50,643 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 887 00:32:51,611 --> 00:32:53,346 No! 888 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,280 No. 889 00:33:07,594 --> 00:33:08,962 It's not stealing. 890 00:33:08,962 --> 00:33:10,764 It's borrowing with intent to return. 891 00:33:16,569 --> 00:33:17,804 Are you freaking kidding me? 892 00:33:17,804 --> 00:33:20,540 - [Doug] Whoa. 893 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,541 - Doug? 894 00:33:23,810 --> 00:33:25,645 - Are we doing the garbage grabbing scene 895 00:33:25,645 --> 00:33:26,980 from "Back to the Future?" 896 00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:28,848 - This isn't an '80s movie moment. 897 00:33:28,848 --> 00:33:29,949 (gentle acoustic music) 898 00:33:29,949 --> 00:33:31,684 Oh, god. 899 00:33:31,684 --> 00:33:33,953 This is an '80s movie moment. 900 00:33:33,953 --> 00:33:35,622 And I'm the leading lady 901 00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:37,557 who let her world get turned upside down 902 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:39,859 because she's pretending to be something that she's not. 903 00:33:42,128 --> 00:33:43,496 - Okay, well, 904 00:33:48,468 --> 00:33:49,702 why don't we get this leading lady 905 00:33:49,702 --> 00:33:51,037 out of the dumpster, huh? 906 00:33:51,037 --> 00:33:53,773 Because it looks pretty uncomfortable. 907 00:33:54,808 --> 00:33:55,909 - It's really gross in here. 908 00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:58,611 - Yeah, it looks pretty gross. 909 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:01,581 Come on. 910 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:02,348 Careful. 911 00:34:02,348 --> 00:34:03,950 Watch your step. 912 00:34:03,950 --> 00:34:05,085 Oh, what is that? 913 00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:06,619 Okay, let's get out quick. 914 00:34:06,619 --> 00:34:08,555 Hold your breath. 915 00:34:08,555 --> 00:34:10,356 Yeah, I don't remember Doc Brown being in his boxers. 916 00:34:10,356 --> 00:34:11,558 - It's laundry day. 917 00:34:12,826 --> 00:34:14,728 - So why exactly were you in the dumpster? 918 00:34:14,728 --> 00:34:16,996 - Because I let my friend Sofia 919 00:34:16,996 --> 00:34:18,631 convince me to buy a dress 920 00:34:18,631 --> 00:34:20,500 that costs more than my rent. 921 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:22,936 And now the tag is somewhere in this dumpster 922 00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:24,104 and I can't find it 923 00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:26,005 and now I can't return the dress 924 00:34:26,005 --> 00:34:29,008 and they're probably gonna send me to debtor's prison. 925 00:34:29,008 --> 00:34:31,544 And I know that those don't exist anymore, 926 00:34:31,544 --> 00:34:33,947 but they'll probably build a new one just for me, 927 00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:35,949 because I'm a total idiot. 928 00:34:38,585 --> 00:34:42,122 (gentle music continues) 929 00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:50,130 - You could Poshmark it. 930 00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:51,765 - I'm gonna Poshmark you 931 00:34:51,765 --> 00:34:52,866 if you don't stop trying to silver line 932 00:34:52,866 --> 00:34:54,734 an unsilver lineable situation. 933 00:34:54,734 --> 00:34:55,969 - Would you relax? 934 00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:58,138 As soon as Rich proposes, 935 00:34:58,138 --> 00:34:59,672 you'll tell him the story 936 00:34:59,672 --> 00:35:01,074 and have a big laugh, 937 00:35:01,074 --> 00:35:03,410 and then he'll pay for the dress. 938 00:35:03,410 --> 00:35:04,911 I mean, hell, if you asked him to, 939 00:35:04,911 --> 00:35:06,179 I'm sure he'd buy you the entire dress store. 940 00:35:06,179 --> 00:35:07,814 - There's no way. 941 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,749 Not after I ghosted him last night 942 00:35:09,749 --> 00:35:11,818 and didn't say goodbye to him on the first night. 943 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:12,719 - Margaret says- 944 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:13,820 - No, Sofia, 945 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,089 at some point you're just rude. 946 00:35:16,089 --> 00:35:20,627 And it's so tragic because I really, really like him 947 00:35:20,627 --> 00:35:22,996 and I really, really like how it felt last night 948 00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:24,764 getting all dressed up, you know, 949 00:35:24,764 --> 00:35:26,366 with all those fancy people, 950 00:35:26,366 --> 00:35:27,867 doing all those amazing things, 951 00:35:27,867 --> 00:35:31,104 and having this gorgeous guy flirting with me. 952 00:35:31,104 --> 00:35:34,007 But leave it to me to end up dumpster diving. 953 00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:35,675 Like there's a reason 954 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:36,743 I end up with losers my whole life 955 00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:38,111 is because I am one. 956 00:35:38,111 --> 00:35:41,848 - You're not a- (knocking on door) 957 00:35:44,818 --> 00:35:46,119 Oh. 958 00:35:46,119 --> 00:35:47,821 Eliza, this is a loser. 959 00:35:47,821 --> 00:35:48,855 - Sofia. 960 00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:49,789 Rude. 961 00:35:50,957 --> 00:35:52,959 - Nice to see you too. 962 00:35:52,959 --> 00:35:54,728 - Sorry about her. 963 00:35:54,728 --> 00:35:55,729 You're not a loser. 964 00:35:55,729 --> 00:35:56,830 I mean, I don't think. 965 00:35:56,830 --> 00:35:57,864 Maybe you are, I don't know. 966 00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:58,798 - I'm not. 967 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,068 - What are you doing here? 968 00:36:02,068 --> 00:36:04,871 - Well I thought you might want this. 969 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:06,139 (gentle music) 970 00:36:06,139 --> 00:36:07,741 - Oh my God. Oh my God! 971 00:36:07,741 --> 00:36:08,675 You found it. 972 00:36:08,675 --> 00:36:09,442 - Happy to help. 973 00:36:10,143 --> 00:36:12,679 (knocking on door) 974 00:36:12,679 --> 00:36:14,080 - Guess this is a bad time. 975 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,916 - Oh, Rich, no. 976 00:36:16,916 --> 00:36:17,984 He was... 977 00:36:21,154 --> 00:36:22,622 - I should go. 978 00:36:22,622 --> 00:36:23,957 - Okay. 979 00:36:23,957 --> 00:36:27,093 But Doug, you actually saved my life this time. 980 00:36:27,093 --> 00:36:28,194 Thank you. 981 00:36:28,194 --> 00:36:30,663 (Doug clicks tongue) 982 00:36:32,665 --> 00:36:33,666 - These are for you. 983 00:36:33,666 --> 00:36:35,702 - Oh, thank you. 984 00:36:35,702 --> 00:36:38,104 - I got them because I was worried 985 00:36:38,104 --> 00:36:40,473 maybe that I was pressuring you 986 00:36:40,473 --> 00:36:42,742 to come over to my place after the party 987 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:44,644 and that's why you bailed 988 00:36:44,644 --> 00:36:47,147 but I guess it was to hook up with that guy, so. 989 00:36:47,147 --> 00:36:48,148 - Doug? 990 00:36:48,148 --> 00:36:49,749 No, he's just a friend. 991 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:50,750 Really. 992 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:51,918 I didn't blow you off. 993 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:53,720 I mean, well, I did, 994 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:55,688 but I didn't mean to. 995 00:36:55,688 --> 00:36:57,123 It's a, it's a really long story 996 00:36:57,123 --> 00:37:00,493 and it doesn't, it's doesn't matter 997 00:37:00,493 --> 00:37:02,062 because these are the most beautiful flowers 998 00:37:02,062 --> 00:37:04,064 I've ever seen in my life. 999 00:37:04,064 --> 00:37:07,067 - Okay, I just, I feel like I'm getting some mixed messages. 1000 00:37:07,067 --> 00:37:08,968 So, just that we're clear, 1001 00:37:09,969 --> 00:37:10,970 are you into me? 1002 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:14,741 - I am so, so into you. 1003 00:37:14,741 --> 00:37:16,142 And I've just been getting some advice lately 1004 00:37:16,142 --> 00:37:18,078 that I actually think is really bad advice 1005 00:37:18,078 --> 00:37:19,879 and so I think we should just probably 1006 00:37:19,879 --> 00:37:21,915 get naked instead right now. 1007 00:37:21,915 --> 00:37:23,149 - Okay. 1008 00:37:23,149 --> 00:37:24,084 - All right. - Okay, we can do that. 1009 00:37:24,084 --> 00:37:25,085 - Okay. - Okay. 1010 00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:27,987 - Okay. 1011 00:37:27,987 --> 00:37:30,757 (gentle music) 1012 00:37:34,094 --> 00:37:36,896 - Sorry, I just got this thing with my hair. 1013 00:37:36,896 --> 00:37:37,797 - Oh, your hair. 1014 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:38,898 No, I get it. 1015 00:37:38,898 --> 00:37:40,734 It's so perfectly coiffed. 1016 00:37:40,734 --> 00:37:41,701 I don't, are you okay? 1017 00:37:41,701 --> 00:37:42,802 - I'm good. 1018 00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:43,737 Come here. - Oh! 1019 00:37:43,737 --> 00:37:44,838 (upbeat music) 1020 00:37:44,838 --> 00:37:46,539 - Alrighty, so where do we- 1021 00:37:46,539 --> 00:37:48,241 - Oh, upstairs, yeah. 1022 00:37:48,241 --> 00:37:50,143 Are you sure you're good to carry me the whole way? 1023 00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:51,111 - Yeah. 1024 00:38:01,651 --> 00:38:03,620 - [Eliza] You're taking off already? 1025 00:38:03,620 --> 00:38:04,588 - Yeah. 1026 00:38:04,588 --> 00:38:06,890 But I can't wait to see you next weekend. 1027 00:38:07,624 --> 00:38:09,693 - I can't wait to see you. 1028 00:38:09,693 --> 00:38:11,928 - What do you say Saturday 1029 00:38:11,928 --> 00:38:16,900 you, me, all day, all night on the yacht? 1030 00:38:18,769 --> 00:38:23,206 - I'd say that sounds entirely all amazing. 1031 00:38:23,206 --> 00:38:25,942 (soft music) 1032 00:38:31,782 --> 00:38:32,349 - Bye. 1033 00:38:32,349 --> 00:38:33,250 - Bye. 1034 00:38:49,099 --> 00:38:50,100 (camera clicks) 1035 00:38:51,134 --> 00:38:53,737 - I swear to God, if you take one more picture of me, 1036 00:38:53,737 --> 00:38:56,840 I'm gonna shove the camera up your ass. 1037 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:57,741 - Promise? 1038 00:39:00,043 --> 00:39:00,777 - Gross. 1039 00:39:14,124 --> 00:39:15,792 Why hasn't John made a move yet? 1040 00:39:18,729 --> 00:39:21,732 - Can we not talk about John right now? 1041 00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:24,768 - Okay, I guess. 1042 00:39:24,768 --> 00:39:26,336 But just so you know, 1043 00:39:26,336 --> 00:39:29,373 I am always thinking about him. 1044 00:39:29,373 --> 00:39:30,407 - Oh, really? 1045 00:39:31,441 --> 00:39:32,809 Always? 1046 00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:33,710 - Mm-hmm. - Really? 1047 00:39:33,710 --> 00:39:34,611 - Mm-hmm. 1048 00:39:34,611 --> 00:39:36,246 - Well, let's see if we can fix that. 1049 00:39:36,847 --> 00:39:39,416 (upbeat music) 1050 00:39:41,251 --> 00:39:43,253 (Sofia giggles) 1051 00:39:43,253 --> 00:39:44,388 - Some condom... 1052 00:39:44,388 --> 00:39:45,322 Oh my God! 1053 00:39:47,391 --> 00:39:50,260 - Um, (laughs). 1054 00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:52,963 So, tonight, 9:00? 1055 00:39:54,698 --> 00:39:56,366 - I'm sorry, are you talking to me? 1056 00:39:59,436 --> 00:40:00,370 - Okay. 1057 00:40:04,775 --> 00:40:05,475 - Sofia. 1058 00:40:05,475 --> 00:40:06,109 - It's fine. 1059 00:40:06,109 --> 00:40:07,277 He likes it when I'm mean. 1060 00:40:08,779 --> 00:40:10,847 Besides, he's serving a purpose. 1061 00:40:10,847 --> 00:40:11,948 If it weren't for Ryan, 1062 00:40:11,948 --> 00:40:13,450 I'd never hold out for John. 1063 00:40:13,450 --> 00:40:14,484 Things are just so hot between us. 1064 00:40:14,484 --> 00:40:15,786 - Wait, what? 1065 00:40:15,786 --> 00:40:16,920 He made a move? 1066 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,021 - Yeah, like so, so many. 1067 00:40:18,021 --> 00:40:19,022 Except unlike some people, 1068 00:40:19,022 --> 00:40:20,290 I'm staying strong 1069 00:40:20,290 --> 00:40:22,059 and following Margaret's advice. 1070 00:40:22,059 --> 00:40:23,760 At least, you know, until he asks me to marry him. 1071 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,463 - Well, I'm glad that I didn't wait with Rich. 1072 00:40:26,463 --> 00:40:28,298 Although, to be honest, 1073 00:40:28,298 --> 00:40:29,933 the sex was a little underwhelming. 1074 00:40:29,933 --> 00:40:31,468 - Shut your mouth. 1075 00:40:31,468 --> 00:40:33,036 - I'm not saying that it wasn't good. 1076 00:40:33,036 --> 00:40:36,339 I'm saying that it wasn't, you know, magic. 1077 00:40:36,339 --> 00:40:37,574 - Magic doesn't exist. 1078 00:40:37,574 --> 00:40:38,875 You know what does? 1079 00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:41,311 A townhouse on East 74th. 1080 00:40:41,311 --> 00:40:42,579 - I know. I know. 1081 00:40:42,579 --> 00:40:44,981 But if that part doesn't work. 1082 00:40:44,981 --> 00:40:46,850 - Hmm, get yourself a Ryan. 1083 00:40:47,517 --> 00:40:48,452 - Or a Doug. 1084 00:40:50,987 --> 00:40:52,422 Who, funny enough- 1085 00:40:52,422 --> 00:40:55,125 - Salty, the hair cream is doing wonders. 1086 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:57,828 Hi. 1087 00:40:57,828 --> 00:40:58,562 - Hi. 1088 00:40:59,396 --> 00:41:02,099 Whatever you want, it's on the house. 1089 00:41:02,099 --> 00:41:03,366 - Ah, that's okay. 1090 00:41:03,366 --> 00:41:05,102 - Oh, it is the least I can do 1091 00:41:05,102 --> 00:41:07,537 after you saved my credit rating. 1092 00:41:07,537 --> 00:41:11,475 - Well, if you really wanna make it up to me, 1093 00:41:11,475 --> 00:41:12,876 are you busy tonight? 1094 00:41:12,876 --> 00:41:13,944 - She's busy. 1095 00:41:13,944 --> 00:41:15,479 Ah, very busy. 1096 00:41:15,479 --> 00:41:16,980 - Ah. 1097 00:41:16,980 --> 00:41:19,516 Because they're showing "The Breakfast Club" 1098 00:41:19,516 --> 00:41:21,518 at the Revival House in West Hampton. 1099 00:41:21,518 --> 00:41:23,120 - Oh my God. 1100 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,588 I've never seen it on the big screen. 1101 00:41:24,588 --> 00:41:26,356 - Then you haven't really seen it. 1102 00:41:27,124 --> 00:41:28,325 Wanna meet there? 1103 00:41:28,325 --> 00:41:29,326 - Oh, no. 1104 00:41:29,326 --> 00:41:30,861 That's not gonna work. 1105 00:41:30,861 --> 00:41:31,962 I don't have a car. 1106 00:41:31,962 --> 00:41:33,864 One, because I can't afford one 1107 00:41:33,864 --> 00:41:37,134 and, two, because this city girl can't drive, so. 1108 00:41:37,134 --> 00:41:40,871 - Then I guess we'll have to do something about that. 1109 00:41:40,871 --> 00:41:43,607 (uplifting music) 1110 00:41:44,641 --> 00:41:46,410 - Okay. 1111 00:41:46,410 --> 00:41:48,645 - All right, hands up, cover, cover. 1112 00:41:48,645 --> 00:41:49,546 - Okay. - Okay, here we go. 1113 00:41:49,546 --> 00:41:50,547 - I'm nervous. 1114 00:41:50,547 --> 00:41:52,149 What's happening? 1115 00:41:52,149 --> 00:41:53,417 What are you doing? - It's a surprise. 1116 00:41:53,417 --> 00:41:54,918 Just go with it. - I don't know. 1117 00:41:54,918 --> 00:41:56,186 I don't know. - Just go with it. 1118 00:41:56,186 --> 00:41:57,487 - Okay, okay. - And stop, stop, stop. 1119 00:41:57,487 --> 00:41:59,022 Open. 1120 00:41:59,022 --> 00:42:00,090 Huh? 1121 00:42:00,090 --> 00:42:01,091 (Doug laughs) 1122 00:42:01,091 --> 00:42:02,192 - Whose car is this? 1123 00:42:02,192 --> 00:42:03,560 - No idea. 1124 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:04,494 But... 1125 00:42:06,496 --> 00:42:08,098 - You're stealing a car? 1126 00:42:08,098 --> 00:42:10,934 - Well, now, technically you're stealing a car. 1127 00:42:10,934 --> 00:42:12,235 - Absolutely no, I am not. 1128 00:42:12,235 --> 00:42:13,970 - Oh, yes you are. 1129 00:42:13,970 --> 00:42:15,639 - I don't drive, remember? 1130 00:42:15,639 --> 00:42:16,907 - Of course I do. 1131 00:42:16,907 --> 00:42:19,376 That's why I'm gonna teach you. 1132 00:42:19,376 --> 00:42:20,143 Go. 1133 00:42:20,143 --> 00:42:21,111 - Oh no. 1134 00:42:21,111 --> 00:42:22,179 * Call me Chris Columbus 1135 00:42:22,179 --> 00:42:23,480 * Riding the ocean blue 1136 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,315 * I'm leaving home looking for something new * 1137 00:42:25,315 --> 00:42:27,184 * It's never been done before 1138 00:42:27,184 --> 00:42:28,919 * Leaving my familiar shores in search for me * 1139 00:42:28,919 --> 00:42:30,120 * In my F150 1140 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,188 * Call me Ford Explorer 1141 00:42:31,188 --> 00:42:32,656 * Got the rims painted black 1142 00:42:32,656 --> 00:42:35,125 * I'm not paid, but I can pull off that * 1143 00:42:35,125 --> 00:42:36,993 * And now I'm trying to get the house to match * 1144 00:42:36,993 --> 00:42:38,295 (Doug yelps) (tires screeching) 1145 00:42:38,295 --> 00:42:40,030 * Long nights in Vegas 1146 00:42:40,030 --> 00:42:40,931 * When you party like you're famous * 1147 00:42:40,931 --> 00:42:41,932 * In God's hand 1148 00:42:41,932 --> 00:42:43,500 * That's paradise 1149 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:45,402 * When anytime we'll do the birds and the bees * 1150 00:42:45,402 --> 00:42:46,937 * That's what it feels like inside * 1151 00:42:46,937 --> 00:42:48,238 * It's paradise 1152 00:42:48,238 --> 00:42:49,506 * When you're living your dream * 1153 00:42:49,506 --> 00:42:50,674 * Making money that's so green 1154 00:42:50,674 --> 00:42:53,310 (brakes squeal) 1155 00:42:53,310 --> 00:42:54,244 - Okay. 1156 00:42:56,213 --> 00:42:57,914 - Hold on, Dougie. 1157 00:42:59,683 --> 00:43:01,551 (engine revs) 1158 00:43:01,551 --> 00:43:03,553 * It's paradise 1159 00:43:03,553 --> 00:43:06,990 - You really got the need for speed, I think. 1160 00:43:06,990 --> 00:43:09,593 - I think I'm ready for NASCAR. 1161 00:43:10,494 --> 00:43:11,962 - One step at a time, Eliza. 1162 00:43:13,530 --> 00:43:16,533 (both chuckle) 1163 00:43:16,533 --> 00:43:18,502 It's pretty incredible, isn't it? 1164 00:43:18,502 --> 00:43:19,269 - Yeah. 1165 00:43:22,105 --> 00:43:23,006 It's beautiful. 1166 00:43:34,651 --> 00:43:35,986 Wait, what do you think you're doing? 1167 00:43:35,986 --> 00:43:37,120 - What do you think I'm doing? 1168 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,522 - No, we're just friends. 1169 00:43:39,423 --> 00:43:40,991 - Why? 1170 00:43:40,991 --> 00:43:42,025 Why can't we try something, Eliza? 1171 00:43:42,025 --> 00:43:43,693 - Because I'm with Rich. 1172 00:43:45,328 --> 00:43:47,264 - What is so great about Rich? 1173 00:43:47,264 --> 00:43:49,966 - Um, basically everything. 1174 00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:52,569 - Oh, come on. 1175 00:43:52,569 --> 00:43:53,270 - What? 1176 00:43:53,270 --> 00:43:56,506 He's smart, generous, chiseled. 1177 00:43:56,506 --> 00:43:58,709 - Oh, which we both know is your thing. 1178 00:43:58,709 --> 00:44:00,077 - And he's also- 1179 00:44:00,077 --> 00:44:00,744 - Oh, he's got boat loads of money. 1180 00:44:00,744 --> 00:44:01,678 Yeah, I know. 1181 00:44:01,678 --> 00:44:03,447 - Whoa, that's not what I was gonna say. 1182 00:44:03,447 --> 00:44:06,683 - You're telling me if Rich had nothing to his name, 1183 00:44:07,284 --> 00:44:08,618 you'd still be into him? 1184 00:44:09,519 --> 00:44:11,254 - Of course I would. 1185 00:44:11,254 --> 00:44:13,256 Who do, who do you think that I am? 1186 00:44:15,425 --> 00:44:16,526 (melancholy music) 1187 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:17,661 - Look, Eliza. 1188 00:44:17,661 --> 00:44:18,595 - [Eliza] No. 1189 00:44:20,430 --> 00:44:21,164 - Eliza wait. 1190 00:44:29,098 --> 00:44:32,534 (gentle acoustic music) 1191 00:44:33,736 --> 00:44:34,670 - Here you are. 1192 00:44:34,670 --> 00:44:35,938 Watch out, it's sandy out there. 1193 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:39,742 - How perfect is this? 1194 00:44:39,742 --> 00:44:41,243 A gorgeous, sunny afternoon 1195 00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:43,779 and we coincidentally have the day off. 1196 00:44:43,779 --> 00:44:45,614 - Hey, you better hope Salty doesn't find out 1197 00:44:45,614 --> 00:44:47,149 that you are the one who filed the complaint 1198 00:44:47,149 --> 00:44:48,617 with the health inspector. 1199 00:44:49,685 --> 00:44:51,987 (upbeat music) 1200 00:44:57,726 --> 00:44:59,228 - So what? 1201 00:44:59,228 --> 00:45:00,696 You two aren't even friends anymore? 1202 00:45:00,696 --> 00:45:02,765 - No, we're not. 1203 00:45:02,765 --> 00:45:04,700 He accused me of being a gold digger. 1204 00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:05,667 - What an ass. 1205 00:45:05,667 --> 00:45:06,602 - Yeah. 1206 00:45:09,705 --> 00:45:11,173 - So you do know if you don't hit it off 1207 00:45:11,173 --> 00:45:12,708 with Rich's parents at this dinner, 1208 00:45:12,708 --> 00:45:13,809 then there's no gold for you, right? 1209 00:45:13,809 --> 00:45:15,611 - It's not about the gold. 1210 00:45:15,611 --> 00:45:17,112 - It's a little bit about the gold. 1211 00:45:17,112 --> 00:45:18,814 And that's all right. 1212 00:45:18,814 --> 00:45:20,249 I mean, think about all of the Dougs over the years 1213 00:45:20,249 --> 00:45:21,817 that you've given everything to. 1214 00:45:21,817 --> 00:45:22,818 You just- 1215 00:45:22,818 --> 00:45:24,153 - I know, I know. 1216 00:45:27,623 --> 00:45:29,825 God, I hope his parents like me. 1217 00:45:29,825 --> 00:45:31,727 - Good thing chapter seven 1218 00:45:31,727 --> 00:45:34,163 is entirely devoted to meeting the parents. 1219 00:45:34,163 --> 00:45:35,597 - Lay it on me. 1220 00:45:35,597 --> 00:45:36,699 - Okay. 1221 00:45:36,699 --> 00:45:37,766 So you know the way you are. 1222 00:45:37,766 --> 00:45:39,268 Don't be that way. 1223 00:45:39,268 --> 00:45:40,769 You should have very few opinions. 1224 00:45:40,769 --> 00:45:42,137 Don't talk about politics, religion, 1225 00:45:42,137 --> 00:45:43,906 or anything if you can avoid it. 1226 00:45:43,906 --> 00:45:46,775 - So just sit there and act like a mute? 1227 00:45:46,775 --> 00:45:48,310 - No, don't be silly. 1228 00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:49,745 You should look at Rich adoringly. 1229 00:45:49,745 --> 00:45:51,613 Say adoring things about Rich. 1230 00:45:51,613 --> 00:45:52,614 And remember, 1231 00:45:52,614 --> 00:45:53,749 it's much more important 1232 00:45:53,749 --> 00:45:55,317 to be interested than interesting. 1233 00:45:55,317 --> 00:45:58,120 (phone chiming) 1234 00:45:59,188 --> 00:46:00,122 - Hey, Dad. 1235 00:46:04,093 --> 00:46:05,260 - Eliza, get your head in the game. 1236 00:46:05,260 --> 00:46:06,295 - I am, it is. 1237 00:46:06,295 --> 00:46:07,229 It's just... 1238 00:46:09,798 --> 00:46:11,333 Did I tell you that Doug kissed me? 1239 00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:12,735 - What? 1240 00:46:12,735 --> 00:46:14,269 - Okay, calm down. 1241 00:46:14,269 --> 00:46:16,872 You literally tickle Ryan's undercarriage 1242 00:46:16,872 --> 00:46:19,074 with a peacock feather every night. 1243 00:46:19,074 --> 00:46:21,143 - How do you know about the feather? 1244 00:46:21,143 --> 00:46:22,277 - I live in a loft. 1245 00:46:22,277 --> 00:46:24,279 There's very little insulation. 1246 00:46:24,279 --> 00:46:25,948 And the point is, 1247 00:46:27,816 --> 00:46:28,884 it was good. 1248 00:46:28,884 --> 00:46:31,320 - No, no it wasn't. 1249 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:32,788 That is the fear talking 1250 00:46:32,788 --> 00:46:34,356 because things are going so well with Rich 1251 00:46:34,356 --> 00:46:35,657 and you are literally about to have 1252 00:46:35,657 --> 00:46:37,359 the life of my dreams. 1253 00:46:37,359 --> 00:46:40,963 - Okay, aren't you working at the life of your dreams? 1254 00:46:40,963 --> 00:46:41,830 - Yes. 1255 00:46:41,830 --> 00:46:43,832 But things are moving a little slower 1256 00:46:43,832 --> 00:46:45,834 with John than I'd prefer. 1257 00:46:45,834 --> 00:46:47,336 We'll catch up. 1258 00:46:47,336 --> 00:46:48,937 I'm just so happy for you. 1259 00:46:48,937 --> 00:46:50,406 - Uh-huh. 1260 00:46:50,406 --> 00:46:52,441 - And she loves '80s movies as much as I do, 1261 00:46:52,441 --> 00:46:54,643 although she's given me 1262 00:46:55,310 --> 00:46:58,847 a brutal, brutal education on the message. 1263 00:46:58,847 --> 00:47:00,049 (Doug's father laughs) 1264 00:47:00,049 --> 00:47:02,084 - [Doug's Father] And why isn't she your girlfriend? 1265 00:47:02,084 --> 00:47:06,321 - Because she's into somebody else. 1266 00:47:06,321 --> 00:47:08,791 - [Doug's Father] Doug, you listen to me. 1267 00:47:08,791 --> 00:47:10,392 If she's really in love with someone else, 1268 00:47:10,392 --> 00:47:12,194 you shouldn't compete with him. 1269 00:47:12,194 --> 00:47:13,729 That's just bad manners. 1270 00:47:13,729 --> 00:47:15,264 But if you think that's the girl for you 1271 00:47:15,264 --> 00:47:16,365 and you don't fight for her, 1272 00:47:16,365 --> 00:47:18,834 well that you'll regret forever. 1273 00:47:18,834 --> 00:47:21,403 (gentle music) 1274 00:47:26,075 --> 00:47:28,444 (easygoing piano music) 1275 00:47:28,444 --> 00:47:30,446 - So how was your week at work? 1276 00:47:30,446 --> 00:47:32,681 Anything interesting happen? 1277 00:47:32,681 --> 00:47:33,882 - Do you know about the Nasdaq? 1278 00:47:33,882 --> 00:47:35,384 - Of course. 1279 00:47:35,384 --> 00:47:36,852 I have one of their handbags. 1280 00:47:39,888 --> 00:47:41,323 You know what I love about us? 1281 00:47:41,323 --> 00:47:42,391 The fact we don't even need to talk 1282 00:47:42,391 --> 00:47:44,893 shows just how comfortable we are with one another. 1283 00:47:54,470 --> 00:47:56,905 - Why you would choose to work at a private hospital 1284 00:47:56,905 --> 00:47:59,808 when you could work at a major university is just- 1285 00:47:59,808 --> 00:48:01,310 - Paul, enough. 1286 00:48:01,310 --> 00:48:03,379 He doesn't care about the accolades. 1287 00:48:03,379 --> 00:48:05,848 - Or the grants or the labs. 1288 00:48:05,848 --> 00:48:07,483 - I'm good with just focusing 1289 00:48:07,483 --> 00:48:09,852 on my little practice, honestly. 1290 00:48:09,852 --> 00:48:11,320 You guys shot for the stars 1291 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,955 and you know I respect that about you, 1292 00:48:12,955 --> 00:48:14,857 but it's not like I did anything crazy. 1293 00:48:14,857 --> 00:48:17,826 I didn't become a public school teacher or something. 1294 00:48:20,295 --> 00:48:22,331 Oh, I'm sorry. 1295 00:48:23,932 --> 00:48:26,368 Eliza's parents are both teachers. 1296 00:48:27,469 --> 00:48:29,271 - Oh, how sweet. 1297 00:48:30,906 --> 00:48:32,074 - What do you think, Eliza? 1298 00:48:32,074 --> 00:48:33,942 Is Rich selling himself short? 1299 00:48:35,377 --> 00:48:38,447 - Oh, I think that Rich is perfect 1300 00:48:38,447 --> 00:48:40,082 just the way that he is. 1301 00:48:53,095 --> 00:48:55,964 I'm just gonna run to the lady's room real quick. 1302 00:48:55,964 --> 00:48:56,999 Excuse me. 1303 00:48:56,999 --> 00:48:57,933 Excuse me. 1304 00:48:58,967 --> 00:49:00,836 Whoever heard of a bathroom 1305 00:49:00,836 --> 00:49:02,037 that doesn't have a window you can crawl out of? 1306 00:49:02,037 --> 00:49:03,872 What kind of dump is this? 1307 00:49:03,872 --> 00:49:05,541 - Would you relax? 1308 00:49:05,541 --> 00:49:07,476 His parents probably love you. 1309 00:49:07,476 --> 00:49:09,478 Just keep smiling and let them do all the talking. 1310 00:49:11,046 --> 00:49:11,914 - Looks like you remembered 1311 00:49:11,914 --> 00:49:13,916 to take off all your price tags tonight. 1312 00:49:14,349 --> 00:49:15,918 - Yeah, I did. 1313 00:49:15,918 --> 00:49:17,820 And tonight's already been a total disaster. 1314 00:49:17,820 --> 00:49:19,455 So, if you could just not pull anything else off of me, 1315 00:49:19,455 --> 00:49:21,056 that'd be great. 1316 00:49:21,056 --> 00:49:23,459 - Meeting the parents for the first time, huh? 1317 00:49:23,459 --> 00:49:24,493 Just be yourself, dear. 1318 00:49:24,493 --> 00:49:27,062 They're either gonna like you or not like you, 1319 00:49:27,062 --> 00:49:28,931 but if they don't like you, 1320 00:49:28,931 --> 00:49:31,867 better they don't like you because you're you. 1321 00:49:31,867 --> 00:49:34,970 - Thank you for that totally unsolicited piece of advice 1322 00:49:34,970 --> 00:49:36,538 but we already have all the wisdom we need. 1323 00:49:36,538 --> 00:49:37,539 - Oh dear God. 1324 00:49:37,539 --> 00:49:41,110 Do people still read 'A Guide to Marrying Rich?" 1325 00:49:41,110 --> 00:49:43,779 So much for the second wave of feminism. 1326 00:49:44,980 --> 00:49:46,548 - That's what I'm sayin'. 1327 00:49:49,184 --> 00:49:51,520 Look, my parents love teaching 1328 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,355 and all they ever encouraged me to do 1329 00:49:53,355 --> 00:49:55,124 was to find something that I loved enough 1330 00:49:55,124 --> 00:49:56,859 that I could do it for free 1331 00:49:56,859 --> 00:49:58,861 and then try to make a living doing that. 1332 00:49:58,861 --> 00:49:59,762 And sure, 1333 00:49:59,762 --> 00:50:01,997 I could have pursued a lot more things 1334 00:50:01,997 --> 00:50:03,499 that would've earned me a lot more money. 1335 00:50:03,499 --> 00:50:04,600 But at the end of the day, 1336 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,335 I chose event planning 1337 00:50:06,335 --> 00:50:08,437 because it's what I really wanted to do. 1338 00:50:08,437 --> 00:50:10,906 And then I did unpaid internships 1339 00:50:10,906 --> 00:50:12,341 and paid internships 1340 00:50:12,341 --> 00:50:14,910 and I worked myself to the bone. 1341 00:50:14,910 --> 00:50:16,879 - Well, with that much drive, 1342 00:50:16,879 --> 00:50:18,580 I'll bet you're very good at it too. 1343 00:50:19,581 --> 00:50:21,550 - I'm great at it, honestly. 1344 00:50:21,550 --> 00:50:24,153 But it's because I love doing it. 1345 00:50:24,153 --> 00:50:26,555 And I think you have to spend your life 1346 00:50:26,555 --> 00:50:28,190 doing what you love. 1347 00:50:28,190 --> 00:50:29,892 - I couldn't agree more. 1348 00:50:29,892 --> 00:50:33,495 - So, if Rich wants to work at a county clinic, 1349 00:50:33,495 --> 00:50:37,066 I think that he needs to do what makes him happy. 1350 00:50:37,066 --> 00:50:39,635 - Well, disagree on the county clinic thing, 1351 00:50:39,635 --> 00:50:44,640 but of course we want Rich to be happy. 1352 00:50:45,641 --> 00:50:48,544 - You know, I like your spunk. 1353 00:50:48,544 --> 00:50:51,246 We could use a little bit more of it around here. 1354 00:50:51,246 --> 00:50:55,017 So, here is to seeing more of you. 1355 00:51:00,147 --> 00:51:01,482 (insects chirping) 1356 00:51:03,417 --> 00:51:05,419 - I hope you're okay with staying here tonight. 1357 00:51:05,419 --> 00:51:07,521 I felt weird about staying at your house 1358 00:51:07,521 --> 00:51:09,223 with your parents there. 1359 00:51:09,223 --> 00:51:11,125 I didn't want them to think I was- 1360 00:51:11,125 --> 00:51:13,160 - First of all, my parents know that I have sex. 1361 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,428 - Oh, weird. 1362 00:51:14,428 --> 00:51:16,263 - Isn't that crazy? 1363 00:51:16,263 --> 00:51:17,531 But more important, 1364 00:51:17,531 --> 00:51:19,633 you made such a good impression 1365 00:51:19,633 --> 00:51:21,469 you couldn't get them to dislike you 1366 00:51:21,469 --> 00:51:23,304 even if you tried. 1367 00:51:23,304 --> 00:51:24,638 - I don't know. 1368 00:51:24,638 --> 00:51:26,507 I'm pretty good at turning people off. 1369 00:51:26,507 --> 00:51:29,543 - All I know is you're very good at turning me on. 1370 00:51:29,543 --> 00:51:30,478 - Oh. 1371 00:51:42,690 --> 00:51:44,225 Oh, sorry. 1372 00:51:44,225 --> 00:51:45,226 Your hair? 1373 00:51:45,226 --> 00:51:46,127 - No, it's all good. 1374 00:51:46,127 --> 00:51:46,660 - Oh, okay. 1375 00:51:51,365 --> 00:51:53,367 They really did like me? 1376 00:51:53,367 --> 00:51:55,236 - No, they loved you. 1377 00:51:58,272 --> 00:52:00,207 And I don't blame them 1378 00:52:02,209 --> 00:52:03,511 because I do too. 1379 00:52:04,678 --> 00:52:05,613 - Wait, you- 1380 00:52:05,613 --> 00:52:06,547 - Yeah. 1381 00:52:09,383 --> 00:52:10,351 I love you. 1382 00:52:12,253 --> 00:52:13,554 - I love you too. 1383 00:52:22,630 --> 00:52:28,102 (Doug mumbling) 1384 00:52:28,102 --> 00:52:29,437 (Doug winces) 1385 00:52:30,471 --> 00:52:32,206 - Son of a bad dog. 1386 00:52:33,641 --> 00:52:34,775 - What are you doing here? 1387 00:52:34,775 --> 00:52:36,711 - Well, I thought about it 1388 00:52:37,645 --> 00:52:39,346 and I felt really bad 1389 00:52:39,346 --> 00:52:40,681 about what happened the other night. 1390 00:52:40,681 --> 00:52:42,383 So I came here to tell you I was sorry 1391 00:52:42,383 --> 00:52:43,751 but then I thought if I opened my mouth again 1392 00:52:43,751 --> 00:52:46,220 I might say the wrong thing or, you know. 1393 00:52:46,220 --> 00:52:47,588 I figured it was safer all taped up. 1394 00:52:49,290 --> 00:52:51,659 (Doug winces) 1395 00:52:54,562 --> 00:52:57,531 But you gotta admit, the Duct tape, 1396 00:52:57,531 --> 00:52:59,600 that was really cute. 1397 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:00,501 I mean, who does that? 1398 00:53:00,501 --> 00:53:01,435 Come on. 1399 00:53:05,373 --> 00:53:06,440 (Doug laughs) 1400 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:07,475 There it is. 1401 00:53:11,245 --> 00:53:12,580 Look, Eliza, I really am sorry. 1402 00:53:13,814 --> 00:53:15,783 I had no right to say those things. 1403 00:53:15,783 --> 00:53:17,351 I never should have kissed you. 1404 00:53:17,818 --> 00:53:18,786 It was a real Bender move. 1405 00:53:18,786 --> 00:53:21,789 (Eliza chuckles) 1406 00:53:21,789 --> 00:53:23,491 Look, if you and Rich are happy- 1407 00:53:23,491 --> 00:53:25,559 - We're in love, actually. 1408 00:53:25,559 --> 00:53:26,560 - Totally cool with that. 1409 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:29,730 I just, you know, 1410 00:53:31,098 --> 00:53:32,533 I want my friend back. 1411 00:53:38,706 --> 00:53:39,607 - I do too. 1412 00:53:42,243 --> 00:53:45,646 - So, we good? 1413 00:53:47,815 --> 00:53:49,250 - We're good. 1414 00:53:50,384 --> 00:53:52,753 (Eliza chuckles) 1415 00:53:52,753 --> 00:53:56,457 - So, now that we are friends again, 1416 00:53:56,457 --> 00:53:58,592 I have something to do tomorrow 1417 00:53:58,592 --> 00:54:01,796 and I could use a friend's help. 1418 00:54:02,797 --> 00:54:05,800 (upbeat pop music) 1419 00:54:08,269 --> 00:54:10,471 - Okay, wow. 1420 00:54:10,471 --> 00:54:12,640 So first you make me steal a car 1421 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,642 and now we're stealing a boat. 1422 00:54:14,642 --> 00:54:15,710 What's next, Dougie? 1423 00:54:15,710 --> 00:54:17,411 A Learjet? 1424 00:54:17,411 --> 00:54:19,380 - One of the members of the beach club 1425 00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:21,248 is in Europe for a few weeks. 1426 00:54:21,248 --> 00:54:24,318 So he hired me to keep his boat in tip top shape. 1427 00:54:24,318 --> 00:54:25,720 That means we're gonna give it a workout 1428 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,356 by sailing it to his house in Montauk 1429 00:54:28,356 --> 00:54:29,357 and turning around. 1430 00:54:30,257 --> 00:54:32,660 - How do you know how to do all of this? 1431 00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:34,595 - Oh. 1432 00:54:34,595 --> 00:54:36,430 I was a pirate. 1433 00:54:36,430 --> 00:54:37,765 - Oh. 1434 00:54:37,765 --> 00:54:39,700 - Well, more like a stow away on a pirate ship. 1435 00:54:39,700 --> 00:54:40,634 - Arg. 1436 00:54:42,436 --> 00:54:44,405 - I worked in a marina on the summers off from college. 1437 00:54:44,405 --> 00:54:46,374 - Okay, got it. 1438 00:54:53,347 --> 00:54:55,449 Is it not the most beautiful day? 1439 00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:03,524 - Yeah. 1440 00:55:07,528 --> 00:55:09,296 It's gonna be good. 1441 00:55:09,296 --> 00:55:11,966 (thunder crashing) 1442 00:55:11,966 --> 00:55:14,468 [Doug] one sec, one sec, I got it. 1443 00:55:15,703 --> 00:55:17,338 Okay, here we go. 1444 00:55:17,338 --> 00:55:18,406 Are you okay? 1445 00:55:18,406 --> 00:55:19,740 - Yeah. 1446 00:55:19,740 --> 00:55:21,575 - [Doug] I'm so sorry that it's so crazy. 1447 00:55:21,575 --> 00:55:23,344 - No, I can't believe that you knew what to do. 1448 00:55:23,344 --> 00:55:24,111 Thank God. 1449 00:55:25,312 --> 00:55:26,480 I can't believe we made it. 1450 00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:27,681 - Are you okay? - Are you okay? 1451 00:55:28,883 --> 00:55:29,817 - Yeah. 1452 00:55:30,418 --> 00:55:32,353 Let's get some lights on. 1453 00:55:32,353 --> 00:55:33,921 (thunder rumbling) 1454 00:55:33,921 --> 00:55:35,623 God, it's freezing in here. 1455 00:55:36,524 --> 00:55:37,925 Let's get you warm. 1456 00:55:39,694 --> 00:55:43,197 (both breathing heavily) 1457 00:55:50,371 --> 00:55:50,905 You okay? 1458 00:55:50,905 --> 00:55:51,839 - Yeah. 1459 00:55:54,542 --> 00:55:55,476 - That's better. 1460 00:55:55,476 --> 00:55:56,410 - Yeah. 1461 00:55:59,914 --> 00:56:00,815 - Here. 1462 00:56:03,851 --> 00:56:05,553 - I can think of worse places 1463 00:56:05,553 --> 00:56:07,722 to wait out a storm. 1464 00:56:07,722 --> 00:56:08,656 - Whoo. 1465 00:56:23,504 --> 00:56:26,807 Maybe I should find us some warm clothes. 1466 00:56:33,914 --> 00:56:37,218 (romantic pop music) 1467 00:56:54,935 --> 00:56:57,805 (Eliza chuckles) 1468 00:57:26,967 --> 00:57:30,337 I hope 1469 00:57:30,337 --> 00:57:31,906 'Cause there's a chance I could get it again 1470 00:57:31,906 --> 00:57:34,375 and I'd love to take you to Block Island. 1471 00:57:34,375 --> 00:57:35,309 Oh, you'd love it. 1472 00:57:38,345 --> 00:57:39,280 What? 1473 00:57:40,181 --> 00:57:41,982 - Um, nothing. 1474 00:57:41,982 --> 00:57:44,452 I'm just feeling kind of nauseous. 1475 00:57:44,452 --> 00:57:46,520 - The waters were a little choppy. 1476 00:57:47,088 --> 00:57:48,122 Probably just seasick. 1477 00:57:49,190 --> 00:57:51,459 - Yeah, seasick. 1478 00:57:55,529 --> 00:57:59,367 Or I'm feeling incredibly guilty 1479 00:57:59,367 --> 00:58:01,168 and horrible about Rich. 1480 00:58:01,168 --> 00:58:02,169 - Right. 1481 00:58:02,169 --> 00:58:03,904 Right, right, Rich. 1482 00:58:03,904 --> 00:58:06,440 Well, you'll feel better as soon as you tell him. 1483 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,042 Let him down easy. 1484 00:58:08,042 --> 00:58:11,178 - Wait, I don't know if that's what I wanna... 1485 00:58:13,247 --> 00:58:16,150 Honestly, I don't know how I feel. 1486 00:58:16,150 --> 00:58:18,552 - You seemed to know exactly how you felt last night. 1487 00:58:21,589 --> 00:58:22,456 - Yes. 1488 00:58:23,157 --> 00:58:25,326 Obviously I like you, okay. 1489 00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,163 And last night was... 1490 00:58:30,865 --> 00:58:31,499 - What? 1491 00:58:32,433 --> 00:58:34,835 But there was a storm 1492 00:58:34,835 --> 00:58:37,438 and a fire and a house in Montauk. 1493 00:58:37,438 --> 00:58:39,874 So I don't know what we were supposed to do. 1494 00:58:39,874 --> 00:58:41,375 - Okay, come on. 1495 00:58:41,375 --> 00:58:42,576 Eliza, we're both adults here. 1496 00:58:42,576 --> 00:58:43,377 - I know. 1497 00:58:43,377 --> 00:58:45,379 And I have to take responsibility 1498 00:58:45,379 --> 00:58:46,914 for my own actions, okay. 1499 00:58:46,914 --> 00:58:48,482 I already learned this lesson. 1500 00:58:48,482 --> 00:58:51,152 It's just I really care about him. 1501 00:58:51,152 --> 00:58:53,120 - And me? 1502 00:58:54,388 --> 00:58:55,956 - I really care about you too. 1503 00:58:57,625 --> 00:59:00,661 - And this has nothing to do with his Bentley or- 1504 00:59:00,661 --> 00:59:02,229 - No. 1505 00:59:02,229 --> 00:59:04,865 And if it did, this would be a lot easier. 1506 00:59:06,033 --> 00:59:08,402 He's a great guy and he's kind 1507 00:59:08,402 --> 00:59:10,671 and he genuinely cares about people 1508 00:59:10,671 --> 00:59:12,640 and he loves me 1509 00:59:13,340 --> 00:59:15,609 and I can't just blow him off, 1510 00:59:15,609 --> 00:59:18,479 because I love him too. 1511 00:59:18,913 --> 00:59:20,247 - Seriously? 1512 00:59:20,247 --> 00:59:21,615 - Maybe. 1513 00:59:21,615 --> 00:59:22,917 I don't know. I don't know. 1514 00:59:22,917 --> 00:59:24,385 - Well, when you do know, 1515 00:59:24,385 --> 00:59:26,454 do me a favor, let me know, okay? 1516 00:59:26,454 --> 00:59:29,223 (easygoing music) 1517 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,496 - I'm telling you, the sex was otherworldly. 1518 00:59:35,496 --> 00:59:37,064 - Of course it was. He's broke. 1519 00:59:37,064 --> 00:59:38,366 He's gotta bring something to the table. 1520 00:59:38,366 --> 00:59:39,066 - Is that a thing? 1521 00:59:39,066 --> 00:59:40,267 Are rich guys bad in bed? 1522 00:59:40,267 --> 00:59:41,969 - Well, they don't have to be good. 1523 00:59:42,536 --> 00:59:44,071 - I dunno what to do. 1524 00:59:44,071 --> 00:59:45,506 - Sex has just clouded your brain. 1525 00:59:45,506 --> 00:59:47,575 Everything's misfiring. 1526 00:59:47,575 --> 00:59:48,676 Don't do anything stupid. 1527 00:59:48,676 --> 00:59:50,077 It was just huge mistake. 1528 00:59:50,077 --> 00:59:51,545 - Why is it a mistake for me 1529 00:59:51,545 --> 00:59:53,114 but it's okay for you to sleep with Ryan? 1530 00:59:53,114 --> 00:59:54,615 - Well, because Ryan's just a piece of meat 1531 00:59:54,615 --> 00:59:56,117 that I don't give two craps about. 1532 00:59:58,986 --> 00:59:59,920 - Ouch. 1533 01:00:01,455 --> 01:00:03,290 - I'm kidding, kind of. 1534 01:00:03,290 --> 01:00:04,191 What's that? 1535 01:00:06,027 --> 01:00:06,927 - It's a... 1536 01:00:10,598 --> 01:00:13,134 - That's like the worst picture of me ever. 1537 01:00:16,037 --> 01:00:17,505 - I don't think so. 1538 01:00:17,505 --> 01:00:18,606 I think it's, 1539 01:00:19,707 --> 01:00:21,042 I think it's perfect. 1540 01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:24,011 But I guess that explains that. 1541 01:00:25,479 --> 01:00:27,181 - What? 1542 01:00:27,181 --> 01:00:28,682 - The girl I thought you were 1543 01:00:28,682 --> 01:00:30,651 versus the girl you actually are. 1544 01:00:37,625 --> 01:00:40,528 - Let's just talk this out by the fridge. 1545 01:00:40,528 --> 01:00:41,629 - Screw you. 1546 01:00:41,629 --> 01:00:44,165 - Yeah, that's exactly the idea. 1547 01:00:44,165 --> 01:00:46,133 - Not anymore it's not. 1548 01:00:48,736 --> 01:00:50,705 - Thanks a lot. 1549 01:00:50,705 --> 01:00:51,806 - How is this my fault? 1550 01:00:51,806 --> 01:00:53,107 - Well, it's not my fault. 1551 01:00:53,107 --> 01:00:55,042 - See, that's what I can't do. 1552 01:00:55,042 --> 01:00:57,778 I can't pretend that everything is not my fault. 1553 01:00:57,778 --> 01:00:59,313 I did this. 1554 01:00:59,313 --> 01:01:00,748 I have to own it. 1555 01:01:00,748 --> 01:01:02,249 I have to tell Rich the truth. 1556 01:01:02,249 --> 01:01:04,151 - Has the book taught you nothing? 1557 01:01:04,151 --> 01:01:05,586 What place does the truth have in a relationship? 1558 01:01:05,586 --> 01:01:06,787 - I agree with Eliza. 1559 01:01:06,787 --> 01:01:08,389 - Of course you do. 1560 01:01:08,389 --> 01:01:09,390 Look, if you tell Rich what happened, 1561 01:01:09,390 --> 01:01:11,258 he'll break up with you. 1562 01:01:11,258 --> 01:01:13,828 And I have put too much effort into your relationship 1563 01:01:13,828 --> 01:01:15,763 for it to fall apart now. 1564 01:01:15,763 --> 01:01:17,598 Plus the book says 1565 01:01:17,598 --> 01:01:19,200 that it's perfectly okay for a woman 1566 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,235 to have a few secrets about her past. 1567 01:01:21,235 --> 01:01:23,104 - Don't tell my chef I was here, 1568 01:01:23,104 --> 01:01:25,406 but sometimes you just need a great cheeseburger. 1569 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,576 Apologizing for eavesdropping, 1570 01:01:28,576 --> 01:01:32,113 but when I wrote "Secrets About Your Past," 1571 01:01:32,113 --> 01:01:34,115 I didn't mean secrets about your present. 1572 01:01:34,115 --> 01:01:37,118 (uplifting music) 1573 01:01:38,119 --> 01:01:39,186 - You're Margaret Dumont? 1574 01:01:39,186 --> 01:01:41,422 - Unfortunately, I am. 1575 01:01:41,422 --> 01:01:43,824 - You wrote "A Guide to Marrying Rich." 1576 01:01:43,824 --> 01:01:45,760 - I did, but it was a long time ago. 1577 01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:47,294 And to be candid, 1578 01:01:47,294 --> 01:01:48,863 I didn't know what I was talking about. 1579 01:01:48,863 --> 01:01:49,864 (Sofia squeals) 1580 01:01:49,864 --> 01:01:51,432 Nothing in that book 1581 01:01:51,432 --> 01:01:53,667 is sound advice even 50 years ago. 1582 01:01:53,667 --> 01:01:56,270 Except for the part about always wearing a hat. 1583 01:01:56,270 --> 01:01:59,240 Who knew the havoc sun damage would cause? 1584 01:01:59,240 --> 01:01:59,907 - You're wrong. 1585 01:01:59,907 --> 01:02:00,741 We both followed your rules 1586 01:02:00,741 --> 01:02:02,510 and now we both have rich boyfriends 1587 01:02:02,510 --> 01:02:04,278 who are very handsome and we've never been happier. 1588 01:02:04,278 --> 01:02:05,479 - Oh, speak for yourself. 1589 01:02:05,479 --> 01:02:06,380 My life is a mess. 1590 01:02:06,380 --> 01:02:07,715 - Trust me. 1591 01:02:07,715 --> 01:02:09,683 I played by the rules in the book 1592 01:02:10,317 --> 01:02:12,386 and I was never truly happy, 1593 01:02:14,188 --> 01:02:15,356 never truly in love. 1594 01:02:18,793 --> 01:02:20,561 - Let me get that for you. 1595 01:02:20,561 --> 01:02:21,896 (people chattering) 1596 01:02:22,830 --> 01:02:26,267 - I missed you a lot this week. 1597 01:02:26,267 --> 01:02:28,135 I couldn't stop thinking about you. 1598 01:02:29,170 --> 01:02:29,970 - Actually, I have something 1599 01:02:29,970 --> 01:02:31,172 that I wanted to talk to you about. 1600 01:02:31,172 --> 01:02:32,173 It's kind of important. 1601 01:02:32,173 --> 01:02:33,174 - Hold on one second. 1602 01:02:33,174 --> 01:02:34,108 - [Paul] Here they are. 1603 01:02:34,108 --> 01:02:35,276 - Hi. - Hi. 1604 01:02:37,344 --> 01:02:38,679 Hi. 1605 01:02:38,679 --> 01:02:40,181 Wow, it's such a surprise. 1606 01:02:40,181 --> 01:02:42,183 - Oh yeah, my parents are in town 1607 01:02:42,183 --> 01:02:43,684 and they're joining us for brunch. 1608 01:02:43,684 --> 01:02:44,418 - Okay. 1609 01:02:44,418 --> 01:02:45,886 - It's my fault. 1610 01:02:45,886 --> 01:02:47,621 I insisted in horning in because, well, 1611 01:02:47,621 --> 01:02:49,357 I wanted to ask you a little favor. 1612 01:02:49,357 --> 01:02:52,193 - Oh, what could I possibly do? 1613 01:02:52,193 --> 01:02:55,429 - Well, it's our 30th anniversary in a few weeks 1614 01:02:55,429 --> 01:02:58,766 and we just decided to hold a big bash 1615 01:02:58,766 --> 01:03:00,167 for all our Hamptons friends. 1616 01:03:00,167 --> 01:03:01,502 - Wow. - What she means is 1617 01:03:01,502 --> 01:03:02,803 she's been talking about this for months 1618 01:03:02,803 --> 01:03:04,438 and I finally agreed to it. 1619 01:03:04,438 --> 01:03:05,439 - Okay. 1620 01:03:05,439 --> 01:03:06,774 (Katherine chuckles) 1621 01:03:06,774 --> 01:03:08,342 - Eliza, I would love it 1622 01:03:08,342 --> 01:03:09,677 if you would help me out. 1623 01:03:09,677 --> 01:03:10,745 - Oh, wow. 1624 01:03:10,745 --> 01:03:12,346 - [Katherine] And I'm not taking no for an answer. 1625 01:03:12,346 --> 01:03:13,280 - Oh my. 1626 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:14,348 I... 1627 01:03:14,715 --> 01:03:16,817 So as they are set up, 1628 01:03:16,817 --> 01:03:18,786 how do you feel about the numbers? 1629 01:03:18,786 --> 01:03:20,688 - Well, it's good, but really, 1630 01:03:20,688 --> 01:03:22,223 I'm just concerned that the guest list is gonna grow 1631 01:03:22,223 --> 01:03:23,924 because it always does. 1632 01:03:23,924 --> 01:03:26,293 And then we won't have room for the dance floor 1633 01:03:26,293 --> 01:03:27,895 or the bandstand and- 1634 01:03:27,895 --> 01:03:32,133 - Unless we do 12 tops instead of 10 tops. 1635 01:03:33,934 --> 01:03:35,436 - That could get a little tight. 1636 01:03:35,436 --> 01:03:37,905 - Right, but not necessarily. 1637 01:03:37,905 --> 01:03:39,907 I'm thinking a Moroccan theme. 1638 01:03:39,907 --> 01:03:42,710 So a night in Casablanca. 1639 01:03:42,710 --> 01:03:44,278 So we'll do shared platters 1640 01:03:44,278 --> 01:03:46,180 and tajines on the tables 1641 01:03:46,180 --> 01:03:47,848 so we don't have to worry about serving 1642 01:03:47,848 --> 01:03:49,383 and the whole thing will feel 1643 01:03:49,383 --> 01:03:51,252 just a lot more cozy and intimate. 1644 01:03:51,252 --> 01:03:54,188 And then to offset the white of the hotel, 1645 01:03:54,188 --> 01:03:56,557 long sheer colorful drapes. 1646 01:03:56,557 --> 01:03:59,960 - And what about large colored candles on the tables? 1647 01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:01,328 - Absolutely. 1648 01:04:01,328 --> 01:04:03,497 And Persian rugs line the floors. 1649 01:04:04,065 --> 01:04:05,566 - I love this idea. 1650 01:04:05,566 --> 01:04:07,435 Eliza, you are just fabulous. 1651 01:04:07,435 --> 01:04:08,969 - Oh, thank you. 1652 01:04:08,969 --> 01:04:11,906 Okay, so the bandstand, yes. 1653 01:04:11,906 --> 01:04:14,241 We'll build it up towards the back. 1654 01:04:15,876 --> 01:04:18,412 - You know, we really miss you at Salty's. 1655 01:04:18,412 --> 01:04:20,281 It's just not the same without you. 1656 01:04:20,948 --> 01:04:21,849 - Okay. 1657 01:04:21,849 --> 01:04:22,883 - No, really. 1658 01:04:22,883 --> 01:04:24,185 The new chef smells like feet. 1659 01:04:24,185 --> 01:04:25,252 I'd never sleep with him. 1660 01:04:28,522 --> 01:04:29,590 - Seriously? 1661 01:04:29,590 --> 01:04:31,559 This is your way of trying to get me back into bed? 1662 01:04:32,226 --> 01:04:33,260 - Is it working? 1663 01:04:34,261 --> 01:04:34,995 - No. 1664 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:39,767 - Fine. 1665 01:04:46,307 --> 01:04:48,843 Do you know why Ryan is being such a tool? 1666 01:04:48,843 --> 01:04:50,378 - Maybe because he's a human being 1667 01:04:50,378 --> 01:04:51,879 with actual feelings. 1668 01:04:51,879 --> 01:04:53,347 - I don't think that's it. 1669 01:04:55,316 --> 01:04:57,318 He better not be screwing someone else. 1670 01:04:58,452 --> 01:04:59,353 - Hello, sir. 1671 01:05:00,421 --> 01:05:01,889 The blue looks great on you. 1672 01:05:06,327 --> 01:05:07,962 - You gotta stop looking at him like that. 1673 01:05:07,962 --> 01:05:08,863 - Like what? 1674 01:05:08,863 --> 01:05:10,398 - Like you care. 1675 01:05:10,398 --> 01:05:11,599 You need to sweep that mess under the rug 1676 01:05:11,599 --> 01:05:13,300 where no will ever find it 1677 01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:15,903 or I promise you it will bite you in the ass. 1678 01:05:15,903 --> 01:05:17,538 - I'm not gonna say anything, okay? 1679 01:05:17,538 --> 01:05:19,874 - No, it's not you I'm worried about anymore. 1680 01:05:19,874 --> 01:05:21,375 It's him. 1681 01:05:21,375 --> 01:05:23,277 He's probably gonna show up to your wedding, 1682 01:05:23,277 --> 01:05:25,980 singing some stupid Air Supply song at the top of his lungs. 1683 01:05:25,980 --> 01:05:28,249 - Okay, so what am I supposed to do? 1684 01:05:29,483 --> 01:05:31,552 - Just go over there and be a bitch. 1685 01:05:31,552 --> 01:05:33,421 If you have any problem with that, 1686 01:05:33,421 --> 01:05:34,355 pretend you're me. 1687 01:05:35,489 --> 01:05:36,490 (Eliza sighs) 1688 01:05:36,490 --> 01:05:37,892 - Okay, okay. 1689 01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:39,593 Be a bitch, be a bitch. 1690 01:05:39,593 --> 01:05:40,528 Okay. 1691 01:05:42,530 --> 01:05:43,464 Hey. 1692 01:05:47,101 --> 01:05:48,636 I don't know how else to say this, 1693 01:05:48,636 --> 01:05:53,340 but whatever this is, it's over. 1694 01:05:55,109 --> 01:05:57,411 - Because you're with him? 1695 01:05:58,579 --> 01:05:59,547 - Yeah, I am. 1696 01:06:02,316 --> 01:06:06,654 - So you don't feel anything for me? 1697 01:06:08,589 --> 01:06:09,523 - Not like that. 1698 01:06:11,425 --> 01:06:12,526 - I don't believe you. 1699 01:06:14,595 --> 01:06:16,397 - Well, you don't get to tell me 1700 01:06:16,397 --> 01:06:18,466 what I want or how I feel. 1701 01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:21,902 So, I don't want you. 1702 01:06:24,505 --> 01:06:26,640 So, goodbye. 1703 01:06:32,380 --> 01:06:33,314 - Bye, Eliza. 1704 01:06:35,916 --> 01:06:38,552 (gentle music) 1705 01:06:48,092 --> 01:06:50,928 (rhythmic music) 1706 01:06:56,100 --> 01:06:57,535 - You're doing a great job. 1707 01:06:59,670 --> 01:07:01,272 Okay, all right. 1708 01:07:13,051 --> 01:07:14,719 - Hey, bus boy. 1709 01:07:16,654 --> 01:07:18,456 I need a word with you. 1710 01:07:18,456 --> 01:07:19,357 Come with me. 1711 01:07:36,074 --> 01:07:37,075 - Oh. 1712 01:07:37,075 --> 01:07:38,543 Oh, my God, Eliza. 1713 01:07:38,943 --> 01:07:40,945 I don't believe it. 1714 01:07:40,945 --> 01:07:42,480 I knew you'd be good, 1715 01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:44,415 but you are so much better than good. 1716 01:07:44,415 --> 01:07:46,484 - Well, thank you for letting me 1717 01:07:46,484 --> 01:07:48,086 play with an unlimited budget 1718 01:07:48,086 --> 01:07:49,620 in one weeks time. 1719 01:07:49,620 --> 01:07:50,688 - Well, I just- 1720 01:07:50,688 --> 01:07:51,956 - Unlimited. 1721 01:07:53,558 --> 01:07:55,727 - Honey, you haven't had your martini yet. 1722 01:07:55,727 --> 01:07:57,095 Let's go get that. 1723 01:07:57,095 --> 01:07:59,797 Oh, and Eliza, the owner of the hotel, David Zane, 1724 01:07:59,797 --> 01:08:01,332 flew in for the event. 1725 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:03,735 - You're kidding. 1726 01:08:03,735 --> 01:08:04,902 - No. I'll introduce you later. 1727 01:08:04,902 --> 01:08:06,838 He's gonna love what you've done. 1728 01:08:06,838 --> 01:08:08,473 - That would be amazing. 1729 01:08:09,607 --> 01:08:11,142 - Rich, honey, 1730 01:08:11,142 --> 01:08:12,744 don't let that girl get away. 1731 01:08:14,479 --> 01:08:15,613 - I won't. 1732 01:08:15,613 --> 01:08:16,514 - Oh. 1733 01:08:19,050 --> 01:08:23,054 - Sofia, I'm so happy my nephew's finally met a girl. 1734 01:08:23,054 --> 01:08:23,955 - Thanks, Becky. 1735 01:08:23,955 --> 01:08:24,956 - [Becky] Hey, hey, hey. 1736 01:08:24,956 --> 01:08:25,957 - Aunt Becky. 1737 01:08:25,957 --> 01:08:27,458 - [Becky] That's right. 1738 01:08:27,458 --> 01:08:28,726 - I hope I'll be seeing more of you. 1739 01:08:32,063 --> 01:08:34,432 - Oh, thank you so much for that. 1740 01:08:34,432 --> 01:08:36,067 She totally bought it. 1741 01:08:36,067 --> 01:08:37,135 - Bought? 1742 01:08:37,135 --> 01:08:38,903 - Us, like being a thing. 1743 01:08:38,903 --> 01:08:42,640 - We are a thing, aren't we? 1744 01:08:43,674 --> 01:08:46,077 - I mean, well technically I'm 1745 01:08:46,077 --> 01:08:47,979 gay. - Gay. 1746 01:08:47,979 --> 01:08:49,414 Yeah, I know. 1747 01:08:49,414 --> 01:08:50,648 Nobody turns this down. 1748 01:08:50,648 --> 01:08:52,383 - That cook certainly doesn't. 1749 01:08:53,518 --> 01:08:55,153 You're head over heels for him. 1750 01:08:55,153 --> 01:08:56,120 - I am not. 1751 01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:57,955 - Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. 1752 01:08:57,955 --> 01:09:00,391 - Don't quote Yoda at me at a time like this. 1753 01:09:02,093 --> 01:09:04,162 John, mm, I love you. 1754 01:09:04,162 --> 01:09:05,697 - Sofia, please. 1755 01:09:05,697 --> 01:09:07,198 - I'm at least in love with the idea of you 1756 01:09:07,198 --> 01:09:09,033 and I think that is the foundation 1757 01:09:09,033 --> 01:09:10,168 for a long-lasting marriage. 1758 01:09:10,168 --> 01:09:12,136 - You don't seriously want us to be together, do you? 1759 01:09:12,136 --> 01:09:13,037 - Why not? 1760 01:09:13,037 --> 01:09:15,039 I mean, maybe you didn't get the memo, 1761 01:09:15,039 --> 01:09:16,641 but basically everyone's pan now 1762 01:09:16,641 --> 01:09:17,575 and no one cares who you sleep with, 1763 01:09:17,575 --> 01:09:19,544 especially not me so long as you marry me 1764 01:09:19,544 --> 01:09:21,112 and make me very, very rich. 1765 01:09:21,112 --> 01:09:22,480 - My Aunt Becky cares, 1766 01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:24,615 which is the only reason I care. 1767 01:09:24,615 --> 01:09:26,951 She's in charge of my trust fund, so. 1768 01:09:26,951 --> 01:09:28,953 - So what are you saying? 1769 01:09:28,953 --> 01:09:31,556 - Look, we're both benefiting from this arrangement. 1770 01:09:33,057 --> 01:09:34,659 You're a fantastic dance partner. 1771 01:09:36,728 --> 01:09:37,595 - So are you. 1772 01:09:37,595 --> 01:09:39,731 - And if we could grab dinner, say, 1773 01:09:39,731 --> 01:09:41,165 once every quarter with Aunt Becky. 1774 01:09:43,968 --> 01:09:46,471 - I want you to buy me something very expensive. 1775 01:09:48,539 --> 01:09:49,574 - How about a boat? 1776 01:09:50,441 --> 01:09:51,642 - Make it a yacht and we're good. 1777 01:09:52,810 --> 01:09:54,712 - I really need to talk to you. 1778 01:09:54,712 --> 01:09:56,080 - Wanna get us tipsy? 1779 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:57,448 - You know I do. 1780 01:09:57,448 --> 01:09:59,083 - I really need to talk to you. 1781 01:09:59,083 --> 01:10:00,818 So, this whole time I've been getting speared. 1782 01:10:00,818 --> 01:10:02,587 - I kind of saw that coming. 1783 01:10:02,587 --> 01:10:07,625 - And also I think I'm in love with Ryan. 1784 01:10:08,226 --> 01:10:10,828 - (laughs) Of course you're in love with Ryan. 1785 01:10:10,828 --> 01:10:12,497 He's perfect for you. 1786 01:10:12,497 --> 01:10:14,732 He adores you more than you adore yourself. 1787 01:10:14,732 --> 01:10:17,201 And what more could you really ask for? 1788 01:10:17,201 --> 01:10:18,002 - I've gotta go find him. 1789 01:10:18,002 --> 01:10:18,703 How do I look? 1790 01:10:18,703 --> 01:10:19,837 - Yeah, like a million bucks. 1791 01:10:19,837 --> 01:10:21,205 - Which I'll never have. 1792 01:10:21,205 --> 01:10:23,775 - Yeah, but I think I will. 1793 01:10:23,775 --> 01:10:26,244 So, you know, what's mine is yours. 1794 01:10:26,244 --> 01:10:28,546 - Wait, is this what you wanna talk to me about? 1795 01:10:28,546 --> 01:10:29,547 - Yeah. 1796 01:10:29,547 --> 01:10:31,115 So this is a thing. 1797 01:10:31,115 --> 01:10:33,584 Rich's mom told him to never let me go 1798 01:10:33,584 --> 01:10:36,120 and then he held onto me with some sort of vice grip 1799 01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,222 and said that he won't and so, Sofia- 1800 01:10:38,222 --> 01:10:39,023 - Oh my god. 1801 01:10:39,023 --> 01:10:40,258 - Yeah, I think this is happening. 1802 01:10:40,258 --> 01:10:42,026 - And it's what you want? 1803 01:10:42,026 --> 01:10:43,127 - Of course it is. 1804 01:10:43,127 --> 01:10:45,730 - So you definitely don't love Doug. 1805 01:10:46,898 --> 01:10:47,565 - What? 1806 01:10:47,565 --> 01:10:48,866 Why are you asking me that? 1807 01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:50,668 This whole time you've been- 1808 01:10:50,668 --> 01:10:51,869 - I know, I know. 1809 01:10:52,637 --> 01:10:53,571 I'm sorry. 1810 01:10:55,773 --> 01:10:56,774 (Sofia sighs) 1811 01:10:56,774 --> 01:10:59,077 It's just, I was, wrong. 1812 01:11:00,978 --> 01:11:01,879 The book was wrong. 1813 01:11:01,879 --> 01:11:02,847 Margaret's said it herself. 1814 01:11:03,648 --> 01:11:05,216 - Okay, but just because you're ready 1815 01:11:05,216 --> 01:11:06,984 to run off with Ryan... 1816 01:11:08,820 --> 01:11:11,389 Okay, Rich is amazing 1817 01:11:11,389 --> 01:11:13,858 and I could see our whole future together. 1818 01:11:13,858 --> 01:11:15,860 It's one where I get everything, 1819 01:11:15,860 --> 01:11:18,696 like the career and the townhouse and- 1820 01:11:18,696 --> 01:11:19,630 - The guy. 1821 01:11:19,997 --> 01:11:22,900 Rich is the guy you want. 1822 01:11:23,234 --> 01:11:24,168 - Yes. 1823 01:11:25,336 --> 01:11:26,804 - Then I'm so happy for you. 1824 01:11:27,905 --> 01:11:29,574 I'm a little bit jelly, but I'm mostly happy. 1825 01:11:29,574 --> 01:11:31,576 (both laughing) 1826 01:11:32,110 --> 01:11:34,812 - Eliza, I think Rich wants to show you 1827 01:11:34,812 --> 01:11:35,813 something on the lawn. 1828 01:11:36,848 --> 01:11:39,617 - (laughing) Okay. 1829 01:11:39,617 --> 01:11:41,185 This is it, okay. 1830 01:11:41,185 --> 01:11:44,389 I think I, I just gotta go to the bathroom. 1831 01:11:44,389 --> 01:11:47,158 I just gotta go pee like really quick. 1832 01:11:47,158 --> 01:11:48,626 But, um, I can be right there. 1833 01:11:48,626 --> 01:11:49,160 I'll be right back. 1834 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:49,961 I'll be right back. 1835 01:11:50,862 --> 01:11:52,597 (Eliza sighs) (upbeat percussion music) 1836 01:11:53,031 --> 01:11:54,665 The moment is now. 1837 01:11:55,133 --> 01:11:59,771 Rich, I didn't expect this. 1838 01:12:00,738 --> 01:12:01,906 Oh my God. 1839 01:12:01,906 --> 01:12:03,274 Oh my. 1840 01:12:03,274 --> 01:12:04,175 (Eliza sighs) 1841 01:12:04,175 --> 01:12:04,942 I do. 1842 01:12:06,978 --> 01:12:08,746 Yes. 1843 01:12:08,746 --> 01:12:09,647 Yes. 1844 01:12:10,681 --> 01:12:12,950 - Trying to convince yourself you wanna say yes? 1845 01:12:13,951 --> 01:12:14,852 - Margaret? 1846 01:12:16,721 --> 01:12:18,756 Wait, no, I, I just, 1847 01:12:18,756 --> 01:12:20,792 I just want the moment to be perfect. 1848 01:12:20,792 --> 01:12:22,160 - Oh, what a crock. 1849 01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:23,828 Where's the sex appeal in perfect? 1850 01:12:25,930 --> 01:12:30,268 Sweetheart, I've given a lot of bad advice in my time. 1851 01:12:30,268 --> 01:12:31,402 But what I'm about to tell you, 1852 01:12:31,402 --> 01:12:33,204 you can take to the bank. 1853 01:12:34,405 --> 01:12:36,641 You can't marry someone you don't love. 1854 01:12:37,275 --> 01:12:39,310 - I do love him. 1855 01:12:39,310 --> 01:12:40,945 - If you say so. 1856 01:12:40,945 --> 01:12:42,680 But I'll tell you what, 1857 01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:45,883 I've been there done that six times over. 1858 01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:48,286 All I'm saying is make sure 1859 01:12:48,286 --> 01:12:50,722 you've got that magic going for you. 1860 01:13:01,465 --> 01:13:04,501 - What we have, Eliza, it's magic. 1861 01:13:06,203 --> 01:13:06,970 I love you 1862 01:13:08,905 --> 01:13:12,809 and I want to keep loving you forever 1863 01:13:14,811 --> 01:13:15,779 if you'll let me. 1864 01:13:19,816 --> 01:13:20,751 So, Eliza. 1865 01:13:21,785 --> 01:13:22,486 - Okay. 1866 01:13:24,421 --> 01:13:25,422 - Will you marry- 1867 01:13:25,422 --> 01:13:26,823 - Sorry, would you stop? 1868 01:13:28,425 --> 01:13:30,293 Okay, just, sorry. 1869 01:13:30,293 --> 01:13:31,828 Would you, 1870 01:13:31,828 --> 01:13:34,398 would you just come up, come up here? 1871 01:13:34,398 --> 01:13:36,266 Yeah, sorry. 1872 01:13:39,302 --> 01:13:43,340 Rich, you are such an amazing guy. 1873 01:13:45,809 --> 01:13:46,743 - But. 1874 01:13:48,011 --> 01:13:50,881 - But I don't think that what we have is magic. 1875 01:13:51,915 --> 01:13:53,417 But that's not to say 1876 01:13:53,417 --> 01:13:54,518 that I don't think that magic doesn't exist 1877 01:13:54,518 --> 01:13:56,219 because I think that it does. 1878 01:13:56,219 --> 01:13:59,556 It's just that what it takes to make magic 1879 01:13:59,556 --> 01:14:02,859 is messy and sweaty, 1880 01:14:04,061 --> 01:14:06,530 and dirty, and sticky. 1881 01:14:07,364 --> 01:14:11,968 And you are just like so clean. 1882 01:14:13,537 --> 01:14:15,172 (box lid snaps) 1883 01:14:17,407 --> 01:14:21,545 - So what you're saying is I'm too perfect? 1884 01:14:23,413 --> 01:14:25,782 - Kind of, yeah. 1885 01:14:25,782 --> 01:14:28,251 I mean, you are so nice 1886 01:14:28,251 --> 01:14:31,822 and generous and handsome 1887 01:14:31,822 --> 01:14:36,093 and what you do like, this is so impressive. 1888 01:14:36,593 --> 01:14:38,995 And I'm embarrassed to say this, 1889 01:14:38,995 --> 01:14:40,964 but I feel like I just got like 1890 01:14:40,964 --> 01:14:44,501 swept up in the fantasy of... 1891 01:14:46,403 --> 01:14:47,904 Shit. 1892 01:14:47,904 --> 01:14:49,406 I think I need to sit down. 1893 01:14:50,107 --> 01:14:51,108 Nope. 1894 01:14:51,108 --> 01:14:52,376 Okay, I'm good. Yeah. 1895 01:14:53,610 --> 01:14:55,345 I've just, 1896 01:14:55,345 --> 01:14:58,415 I've been where you are a lot. 1897 01:14:58,415 --> 01:15:01,051 It sucks to think that the person that you love 1898 01:15:01,051 --> 01:15:04,054 might be using you. 1899 01:15:07,457 --> 01:15:09,192 - So, what? 1900 01:15:11,361 --> 01:15:13,630 You were just here for the fancy dinners 1901 01:15:13,630 --> 01:15:15,165 and the once in a season event 1902 01:15:15,165 --> 01:15:17,067 that you got to plan 1903 01:15:17,067 --> 01:15:19,336 and now that you've got everything that you wanted, 1904 01:15:19,336 --> 01:15:20,337 you're out? 1905 01:15:21,271 --> 01:15:23,640 - That is one really horrible interpretation 1906 01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:24,574 of what happened. 1907 01:15:24,574 --> 01:15:26,410 It's awful. 1908 01:15:26,410 --> 01:15:29,079 And I'm sorry that that's even on the table. 1909 01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:31,948 You probably won't believe this, 1910 01:15:31,948 --> 01:15:35,519 but I really did love spending time with you, 1911 01:15:35,519 --> 01:15:37,087 like a lot. 1912 01:15:38,889 --> 01:15:41,625 It's just that I feel like I don't even know you. 1913 01:15:41,625 --> 01:15:43,560 - Because we haven't spent that much time together. 1914 01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:47,664 - But I feel like you don't really know you either, 1915 01:15:47,664 --> 01:15:50,567 apart from who your parents want you to be. 1916 01:15:52,369 --> 01:15:54,137 And I know that you don't wanna take advice 1917 01:15:54,137 --> 01:15:55,505 from a girl who's- 1918 01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:57,474 - Breaking your heart. 1919 01:16:00,043 --> 01:16:03,080 - But please just go out there 1920 01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:05,682 and find that thing that makes you happy. 1921 01:16:05,682 --> 01:16:08,051 Like really happy, 1922 01:16:08,585 --> 01:16:11,054 like what you geek out for, 1923 01:16:11,054 --> 01:16:13,156 and just go chase the hell out of that. 1924 01:16:15,592 --> 01:16:19,062 (gentle acoustic music) 1925 01:16:21,965 --> 01:16:22,699 - Okay, well, 1926 01:16:26,236 --> 01:16:29,339 I'm gonna see about returning a ring. 1927 01:16:48,658 --> 01:16:51,661 (uplifting music) 1928 01:16:57,100 --> 01:16:58,635 - Hey. 1929 01:16:58,635 --> 01:16:59,569 - Hey. 1930 01:17:00,604 --> 01:17:02,205 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1931 01:17:02,205 --> 01:17:05,042 Haven't you ever heard of consent? 1932 01:17:05,042 --> 01:17:05,709 - Yeah. 1933 01:17:06,643 --> 01:17:08,078 Yeah, yeah, no, totally. 1934 01:17:08,078 --> 01:17:09,046 No, yeah. 1935 01:17:10,113 --> 01:17:11,681 It's just, well, I was, 1936 01:17:11,681 --> 01:17:13,450 I was talking to John and... 1937 01:17:13,450 --> 01:17:15,686 No, it, it's not about, it's, it's... 1938 01:17:18,522 --> 01:17:20,057 This picture. 1939 01:17:20,057 --> 01:17:22,592 It's, it's not the worst picture of me. 1940 01:17:22,592 --> 01:17:27,564 It's, it's just, this picture is me. 1941 01:17:29,499 --> 01:17:31,568 I'm not who you think I am. 1942 01:17:31,568 --> 01:17:34,504 I'm not a big fancy famous model. 1943 01:17:34,504 --> 01:17:37,074 I'm a girl from Nebraska 1944 01:17:37,074 --> 01:17:39,576 who's terrified of ending up back where she started. 1945 01:17:40,377 --> 01:17:43,580 I left saying I was gonna make something of myself 1946 01:17:43,580 --> 01:17:46,116 and look at me. 1947 01:17:46,116 --> 01:17:49,553 I've nothing. 1948 01:17:49,553 --> 01:17:51,488 - Hey. 1949 01:17:51,488 --> 01:17:53,090 That's not true. 1950 01:17:53,090 --> 01:17:54,124 Come on. 1951 01:17:54,124 --> 01:17:56,193 You were, you're a big deal. 1952 01:17:57,094 --> 01:17:57,728 - I'm really not. 1953 01:17:57,728 --> 01:17:58,762 I'm not. 1954 01:17:58,762 --> 01:18:00,464 - Not sure about that. 1955 01:18:00,464 --> 01:18:01,198 - I live with like seven other models. 1956 01:18:01,198 --> 01:18:02,199 It's gross. 1957 01:18:02,199 --> 01:18:03,033 It's just not cute. 1958 01:18:03,033 --> 01:18:03,734 It's... 1959 01:18:09,039 --> 01:18:10,707 This is from my JC Penney shoot. 1960 01:18:13,744 --> 01:18:15,045 Why do you have this? 1961 01:18:15,045 --> 01:18:16,279 - My mom orders the catalogs 1962 01:18:16,279 --> 01:18:17,748 and she goes through them 1963 01:18:17,748 --> 01:18:19,282 to tell me what to get her for Christmas 1964 01:18:19,282 --> 01:18:24,254 and then I go through them for material. 1965 01:18:24,254 --> 01:18:24,955 - Mm-hmm. 1966 01:18:24,955 --> 01:18:26,757 - It's for my mood boards, okay. 1967 01:18:26,757 --> 01:18:29,192 Anyways, I'm back home for the holidays 1968 01:18:29,192 --> 01:18:33,063 a few years ago and there you were. 1969 01:18:33,697 --> 01:18:36,333 I thought, "Man, this is the most beautiful girl 1970 01:18:36,333 --> 01:18:37,367 I've ever seen." 1971 01:18:39,069 --> 01:18:40,070 And then I met you. 1972 01:18:41,138 --> 01:18:42,105 It's crazy. 1973 01:18:43,206 --> 01:18:45,142 And I got to meet her. 1974 01:18:46,309 --> 01:18:48,578 I thought, "That's the girl 1975 01:18:48,578 --> 01:18:50,747 that I wanna spend the rest of my life with." 1976 01:18:55,752 --> 01:18:58,522 - I'm sorry I was so mean. 1977 01:19:02,225 --> 01:19:03,326 - You're sorry 1978 01:19:03,326 --> 01:19:07,230 and do you wanna be with me? 1979 01:19:10,267 --> 01:19:11,635 - Yeah, I do. 1980 01:19:11,635 --> 01:19:13,537 (both laugh) 1981 01:19:13,537 --> 01:19:15,739 Oh, we also have a yacht. 1982 01:19:15,739 --> 01:19:16,840 - What? - Yeah. 1983 01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:17,841 - Since when? 1984 01:19:17,841 --> 01:19:18,775 - Like five minutes ago. 1985 01:19:18,775 --> 01:19:21,078 - (laughs) Okay. 1986 01:19:25,182 --> 01:19:27,351 - Aw, you guys. 1987 01:19:29,219 --> 01:19:30,620 Has anyone seen Doug? 1988 01:19:33,690 --> 01:19:35,125 Okay. 1989 01:19:35,125 --> 01:19:36,326 Oh. 1990 01:19:36,326 --> 01:19:38,328 - Wait a minute, you're Eliza, right? 1991 01:19:38,328 --> 01:19:39,563 - Uh, yeah. 1992 01:19:40,530 --> 01:19:42,099 - David Zane. 1993 01:19:42,099 --> 01:19:44,234 - Oh, you're the guy who owns the hotel. 1994 01:19:44,234 --> 01:19:46,103 - That would be me, yes. 1995 01:19:46,103 --> 01:19:48,138 Really excellent work you did here. 1996 01:19:48,138 --> 01:19:50,240 I've never seen this place look better. 1997 01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:51,341 - Thanks. 1998 01:19:51,341 --> 01:19:52,442 - You know, I'm always looking 1999 01:19:52,442 --> 01:19:54,678 for a talented event manager if you'd be interested. 2000 01:19:57,781 --> 01:19:59,249 - You know what? 2001 01:19:59,249 --> 01:20:00,183 No. 2002 01:20:01,618 --> 01:20:02,386 - Eliza. 2003 01:20:04,254 --> 01:20:06,223 In this case, and in this case only, no means yes. 2004 01:20:06,223 --> 01:20:07,824 - No, it doesn't. 2005 01:20:07,824 --> 01:20:08,658 No means no. 2006 01:20:09,826 --> 01:20:12,829 I would never work for you, Mr. Zane. 2007 01:20:12,829 --> 01:20:14,765 Because I've seen the way 2008 01:20:14,765 --> 01:20:17,267 that you talked to one of your employees earlier. 2009 01:20:17,267 --> 01:20:18,268 Yeah, you called him bus boy. 2010 01:20:18,268 --> 01:20:20,303 But that's not his name. 2011 01:20:20,303 --> 01:20:22,372 His name is Doug. 2012 01:20:22,372 --> 01:20:24,908 And he is more than just his job. 2013 01:20:24,908 --> 01:20:27,411 You know, everyone here is. 2014 01:20:27,411 --> 01:20:28,645 And you know what? 2015 01:20:28,645 --> 01:20:29,913 It's people like you 2016 01:20:29,913 --> 01:20:31,648 that make people like us 2017 01:20:31,648 --> 01:20:33,350 feel like we have to act a fool 2018 01:20:33,350 --> 01:20:36,319 just to get a little piece of what you've got. 2019 01:20:36,319 --> 01:20:38,989 But what you've got, it ain't a lot 2020 01:20:38,989 --> 01:20:41,291 because what you've got makes people forget 2021 01:20:41,291 --> 01:20:43,226 the most important thing, 2022 01:20:43,226 --> 01:20:45,462 which is how we treat people. 2023 01:20:45,462 --> 01:20:49,366 So I'm gonna find Doug 2024 01:20:49,366 --> 01:20:51,501 and I'm gonna tell him that I love him. 2025 01:20:52,903 --> 01:20:54,471 And. 2026 01:21:00,377 --> 01:21:01,778 and I'm taking this with me. 2027 01:21:01,778 --> 01:21:03,613 - Is that a boom-box? 2028 01:21:10,887 --> 01:21:15,892 (upbeat pop music) (singing in foreign language) 2029 01:21:22,299 --> 01:21:23,967 - Okay, plot twist. 2030 01:21:24,968 --> 01:21:26,937 The woman is the creepy stalker. 2031 01:21:27,804 --> 01:21:30,774 - The woman is the one who needs to apologize. 2032 01:21:30,774 --> 01:21:31,942 But if this crosses a boundary, 2033 01:21:31,942 --> 01:21:33,844 then I will totally turn it off. 2034 01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:37,347 - What is that music? 2035 01:21:38,382 --> 01:21:40,884 - It's not Peter Gabriel. 2036 01:21:40,884 --> 01:21:44,221 But let's just pretend it's a powerful love song. 2037 01:21:47,290 --> 01:21:49,793 - Is this the moment for a love song? 2038 01:21:50,827 --> 01:21:52,462 - God, I hope so. 2039 01:21:52,462 --> 01:21:56,333 (music continues) 2040 01:22:01,371 --> 01:22:02,939 (button clicks, music stops) 2041 01:22:02,939 --> 01:22:04,374 - I'll just put this down. 2042 01:22:09,079 --> 01:22:10,881 It's over with Rich. 2043 01:22:13,083 --> 01:22:14,284 - Good. 2044 01:22:15,318 --> 01:22:16,453 I didn't think you guys were good for each other. 2045 01:22:17,621 --> 01:22:19,356 - We weren't. 2046 01:22:19,356 --> 01:22:23,126 You need to know that I've been burned 2047 01:22:23,126 --> 01:22:25,429 and meeting you, 2048 01:22:25,429 --> 01:22:28,298 I got scared because I thought, 2049 01:22:28,298 --> 01:22:30,400 "Well, here I go again, 2050 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:32,102 I know how this ends." 2051 01:22:32,102 --> 01:22:33,270 But the thing is, 2052 01:22:34,237 --> 01:22:37,340 even if you take me for everything that I have, 2053 01:22:37,340 --> 01:22:38,842 which is almost nothing, 2054 01:22:38,842 --> 01:22:41,378 so it would be a really dumb scam if you did, 2055 01:22:41,378 --> 01:22:44,881 but even if you let me take care of you 2056 01:22:44,881 --> 01:22:48,485 while you're becoming whatever wonderful thing 2057 01:22:48,485 --> 01:22:50,487 that you're gonna become, 2058 01:22:50,487 --> 01:22:53,657 and then you leave me brokenhearted, 2059 01:22:54,991 --> 01:22:56,126 I'm gonna be upset. 2060 01:22:57,527 --> 01:23:00,063 But it will all have been worth it 2061 01:23:00,063 --> 01:23:03,800 because every cell in my being is telling me 2062 01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:05,068 that I have to be with you 2063 01:23:06,770 --> 01:23:10,507 because when I'm with you, I'm me. 2064 01:23:12,509 --> 01:23:14,745 (soft romantic music) 2065 01:23:14,745 --> 01:23:17,080 I love you, Dougie. 2066 01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:19,416 And if you can forgive me, 2067 01:23:19,416 --> 01:23:20,650 I don't know what that means, 2068 01:23:20,650 --> 01:23:21,885 or like where we go from here- 2069 01:23:21,885 --> 01:23:22,986 - It doesn't matter. 2070 01:23:22,986 --> 01:23:25,188 I wanna go there with you. 2071 01:23:25,188 --> 01:23:26,957 - Does that mean? 2072 01:23:26,957 --> 01:23:28,925 - You know I'm crazy about you. 2073 01:23:28,925 --> 01:23:32,963 (soft romantic music continues) 2074 01:23:47,878 --> 01:23:50,013 - So, you know what's sad? 2075 01:23:51,515 --> 01:23:53,417 I could have provided us 2076 01:23:53,417 --> 01:23:56,520 with a nice little life right here in the Hamptons. 2077 01:23:56,520 --> 01:23:59,456 The douche that runs this hotel, 2078 01:23:59,456 --> 01:24:02,459 he offered me a job and I told him off. 2079 01:24:02,459 --> 01:24:03,593 - What? 2080 01:24:03,593 --> 01:24:05,095 You told him off? 2081 01:24:05,095 --> 01:24:06,630 - Yeah, yeah. 2082 01:24:06,630 --> 01:24:08,699 I mean, it was kind of epic, honestly. 2083 01:24:08,699 --> 01:24:11,702 But I, but I was doing it to defend you. 2084 01:24:11,702 --> 01:24:12,602 - Huh. 2085 01:24:15,972 --> 01:24:19,609 So, do you want that job? 2086 01:24:19,609 --> 01:24:20,944 - Oh, are you kidding? 2087 01:24:20,944 --> 01:24:22,879 It was a dream job, but. 2088 01:24:22,879 --> 01:24:24,147 - Okay, then it's yours. 2089 01:24:27,951 --> 01:24:29,953 I don't think my dad will fault you 2090 01:24:29,953 --> 01:24:32,155 for telling him off in defense of his son. 2091 01:24:36,093 --> 01:24:37,094 - Wait, what? 2092 01:24:37,094 --> 01:24:39,096 - My name's Doug Zane 2093 01:24:39,096 --> 01:24:41,498 and in two weeks I start as vice president of operations 2094 01:24:41,498 --> 01:24:42,466 for Zane Hotels. 2095 01:24:44,901 --> 01:24:46,603 - Are you, are you kidding me? 2096 01:24:46,603 --> 01:24:49,106 - I made my dad promise not to blow my cover. 2097 01:24:49,106 --> 01:24:50,140 I just wanted to spend the summer 2098 01:24:50,140 --> 01:24:51,441 learning as much as I could 2099 01:24:51,441 --> 01:24:54,511 and I knew that there was no way 2100 01:24:54,511 --> 01:24:55,612 I could get the real deal 2101 01:24:55,612 --> 01:24:57,748 if everyone knew who I was, so. 2102 01:24:59,583 --> 01:25:02,219 - So you're telling me you're- 2103 01:25:02,219 --> 01:25:04,054 - Loaded. Yeah. 2104 01:25:04,054 --> 01:25:06,623 (Eliza laughs) 2105 01:25:07,491 --> 01:25:08,225 Don't hate me. 2106 01:25:10,060 --> 01:25:11,628 - I mean, I don't know. 2107 01:25:11,628 --> 01:25:13,096 You did lie to me. 2108 01:25:14,097 --> 01:25:17,100 So it may take me some time to get over this and... 2109 01:25:17,100 --> 01:25:20,203 (romantic pop music) 2110 01:25:22,506 --> 01:25:24,174 Okay, I'm over it. 2111 01:25:24,174 --> 01:25:25,242 I'm over it. 2112 01:25:25,242 --> 01:25:26,109 - Hey, dummy. 2113 01:25:27,110 --> 01:25:28,211 What do you think you're doing? 2114 01:25:28,211 --> 01:25:29,846 You're on the clock. 2115 01:25:29,846 --> 01:25:30,781 I hope you don't think 2116 01:25:30,781 --> 01:25:31,982 you're gonna be working here next summer. 2117 01:25:32,916 --> 01:25:35,452 - No, I hope you don't think 2118 01:25:35,452 --> 01:25:37,120 you're gonna be working here next summer. 2119 01:25:37,120 --> 01:25:38,088 - Excuse me? 2120 01:25:39,089 --> 01:25:40,791 - He kind of owns the place. 2121 01:25:43,093 --> 01:25:45,128 Yeah, just found out myself. 2122 01:25:45,128 --> 01:25:47,497 (upbeat pop music) 2123 01:25:47,497 --> 01:25:49,766 Doug Zing, Ya. 2124 01:25:53,170 --> 01:25:54,104 - See ya, Eric. 2125 01:25:59,576 --> 01:26:02,579 (button clicks) (upbeat foreign music) 2126 01:26:05,048 --> 01:26:05,782 Would you like to partake 2127 01:26:05,782 --> 01:26:07,918 in this rhythmic ceremonial ritual? 2128 01:26:07,918 --> 01:26:10,687 - Ah, do fish under the sea dance? 2129 01:26:12,055 --> 01:26:13,657 - We are by the ocean. 2130 01:26:13,657 --> 01:26:17,561 (singing in foreign language) 2131 01:26:21,098 --> 01:26:22,966 (both laughing) 2132 01:26:22,966 --> 01:26:24,267 - [Doug] It's sand! 2133 01:26:24,267 --> 01:26:25,669 I'll try. 2134 01:26:26,536 --> 01:26:31,074 (singing in foreign language continues)