1 00:00:00,217 --> 00:00:02,887 - [Sam] Tonight, hoping people will notice her haircut, 2 00:00:02,887 --> 00:00:05,227 it's Jiavani. 3 00:00:05,227 --> 00:00:06,577 - Nobody said anything. 4 00:00:06,577 --> 00:00:08,257 I've been here for an hour. 5 00:00:08,257 --> 00:00:11,140 - [Sam] Making full use of the space, it's Vic Michaelis. 6 00:00:11,977 --> 00:00:14,697 - For me, it's like my dad being my good parent, 7 00:00:14,697 --> 00:00:15,877 I didn't really... 8 00:00:15,877 --> 00:00:18,307 Oh god, sorry. Thank you for that. 9 00:00:18,307 --> 00:00:19,140 Hello! 10 00:00:21,487 --> 00:00:23,587 - [Sam] Returning to the party after staring at herself 11 00:00:23,587 --> 00:00:25,837 in the bathroom mirror high for 25 minutes, 12 00:00:25,837 --> 00:00:26,977 it's Talia Tabin. 13 00:00:26,977 --> 00:00:30,367 - You guys, I think there's something wrong with my eyes. 14 00:00:30,367 --> 00:00:31,807 I think my eyes are drooping 15 00:00:31,807 --> 00:00:34,327 or slushing down my face or something. - You're normal. 16 00:00:34,327 --> 00:00:35,777 I don't see that. - You look beautiful. 17 00:00:35,777 --> 00:00:37,687 - Okay. What are we doing? 18 00:00:37,687 --> 00:00:40,259 - They're all here to... 19 00:00:40,259 --> 00:00:43,536 - [All] Make some noise! 20 00:00:43,536 --> 00:00:46,286 (cheerful music) 21 00:00:54,217 --> 00:00:56,377 - Welcome to "Make Some Noise", 22 00:00:56,377 --> 00:00:59,377 the game so good we spun it off unchanged. 23 00:00:59,377 --> 00:01:01,387 I am your host, Sam Reich. Here's how the show works. 24 00:01:01,387 --> 00:01:05,407 I have here a series of improvisational prompts 25 00:01:05,407 --> 00:01:09,667 our players have never seen before. 26 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:11,167 Isn't that right, players? 27 00:01:11,167 --> 00:01:12,980 - Never. - You say it, I believe it. 28 00:01:12,980 --> 00:01:14,317 - I don't understand the question. 29 00:01:14,317 --> 00:01:15,370 - Still high. 30 00:01:16,207 --> 00:01:17,917 They will, to the best of their ability, 31 00:01:17,917 --> 00:01:18,750 fulfill those prompts. 32 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:20,467 I will award them corresponding points, 33 00:01:20,467 --> 00:01:23,737 and the winner will take home the coveted golden ear, 34 00:01:23,737 --> 00:01:26,467 which really puts the AU in auditory. 35 00:01:26,467 --> 00:01:28,537 Now that's a smart one, 36 00:01:28,537 --> 00:01:31,812 because AU is the chemical symbol for gold. 37 00:01:31,812 --> 00:01:32,797 (crew member laughs) 38 00:01:32,797 --> 00:01:33,967 Nothing? - I didn't like it. 39 00:01:33,967 --> 00:01:36,812 - Players, are you ready to rumble? 40 00:01:36,812 --> 00:01:38,107 - Yes! - Rumble, rumble! 41 00:01:38,107 --> 00:01:40,327 - We're starting out things a little differently this year 42 00:01:40,327 --> 00:01:42,787 with a warm-up minigame. 43 00:01:42,787 --> 00:01:45,097 This is little game we like to call "Take Some Direction" 44 00:01:45,097 --> 00:01:46,207 How it works is, players, 45 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:49,027 I'm going to give you one line of dialogue 46 00:01:49,027 --> 00:01:52,507 to repeat over and over and over again. 47 00:01:52,507 --> 00:01:54,247 In between those performances, 48 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:55,837 I will be giving you direction, 49 00:01:55,837 --> 00:01:57,907 micro-adjustments, if you will, 50 00:01:57,907 --> 00:02:00,427 in terms of how to affect your performance. 51 00:02:00,427 --> 00:02:01,344 Does that make sense? 52 00:02:01,344 --> 00:02:02,177 - Mm-hm. - Sure. 53 00:02:02,177 --> 00:02:03,157 - Jiavani, we'll start with you. 54 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:04,927 No direction to start out with. 55 00:02:04,927 --> 00:02:08,197 Your line is, "Paint me like one of your French girls." 56 00:02:08,197 --> 00:02:09,847 - Paint me like one of your French girls. 57 00:02:09,847 --> 00:02:11,017 - Vic, give me a little bit more. 58 00:02:11,017 --> 00:02:12,397 - Paint me like one of your French girls. 59 00:02:12,397 --> 00:02:13,687 - Talia, give me a little bit more. 60 00:02:13,687 --> 00:02:15,967 - I told you to paint me like one of your French girls! 61 00:02:15,967 --> 00:02:17,227 - Jiavani, as a question. 62 00:02:17,227 --> 00:02:20,317 - Paint me like one of your French girls? 63 00:02:20,317 --> 00:02:21,194 - [Sam] Vic, with the tone of, 64 00:02:21,194 --> 00:02:24,007 "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed." 65 00:02:24,007 --> 00:02:26,047 - Paint me like one of your French girls. 66 00:02:26,047 --> 00:02:27,427 - Ooh, I felt it. 67 00:02:27,427 --> 00:02:30,037 Talia, being fed the line from someone in the wings. 68 00:02:30,037 --> 00:02:32,659 - Paint me like one... 69 00:02:32,659 --> 00:02:34,417 - Of. - Off of your- 70 00:02:34,417 --> 00:02:35,250 - Of. 71 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,208 - Of... 72 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:38,105 - Your. - My... 73 00:02:38,105 --> 00:02:39,521 (Sam and crew laughing) 74 00:02:39,521 --> 00:02:41,371 Yours. Your... 75 00:02:41,371 --> 00:02:42,217 (laughing continues) 76 00:02:42,217 --> 00:02:43,750 Smoking... 77 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,263 (more laughter) 78 00:02:45,263 --> 00:02:46,096 Women. 79 00:02:46,096 --> 00:02:47,287 - No, not women. (Sam and crew laughing) 80 00:02:47,287 --> 00:02:48,337 You, but smaller. 81 00:02:48,337 --> 00:02:49,533 - Tiny women. - No, no no no. 82 00:02:49,533 --> 00:02:53,677 - [Sam] And Jiavani, like an infomercial salesperson. 83 00:02:53,677 --> 00:02:54,577 - Now if you're like me, 84 00:02:54,577 --> 00:02:56,677 you're thinking, who's a French girl? 85 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,087 Me? (everyone laughing) 86 00:02:58,087 --> 00:03:00,787 Maybe if you were to be painted like one, you could be! 87 00:03:00,787 --> 00:03:02,947 Say it with me. 88 00:03:02,947 --> 00:03:06,547 - [All] Paint me like a French girl! 89 00:03:06,547 --> 00:03:08,136 - [Sam] Vic, every word is a euphemism. 90 00:03:08,136 --> 00:03:08,969 - (Seductively) Oh. 91 00:03:10,244 --> 00:03:12,251 (Sam and crew laughing) Oh. 92 00:03:12,251 --> 00:03:13,084 - Uh-huh. 93 00:03:13,084 --> 00:03:14,721 - Uh-huh. - Yeah! 94 00:03:14,721 --> 00:03:17,770 - Oh, you like painting? (everyone laughing) 95 00:03:18,834 --> 00:03:20,077 Yeah! 96 00:03:20,077 --> 00:03:21,007 Oh, one? 97 00:03:22,196 --> 00:03:25,377 (Equally confusing and seductive) One of your... 98 00:03:25,377 --> 00:03:27,220 Is a euphemism a question? 99 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:28,053 (everyone laughing) 100 00:03:29,707 --> 00:03:31,717 - Talia, with maximum vocal fry. 101 00:03:31,717 --> 00:03:32,650 - Why don't you 102 00:03:32,650 --> 00:03:33,483 (everyone laughing) 103 00:03:35,384 --> 00:03:37,035 paint me 104 00:03:37,035 --> 00:03:39,593 like one of your French girls? 105 00:03:39,593 --> 00:03:40,426 (Everyone laughing) 106 00:03:40,426 --> 00:03:44,348 - [Sam] Jiavani, like 1/4 of a barbershop quartet. 107 00:03:44,348 --> 00:03:46,550 ♪ Paint me like like one of your ♪ 108 00:03:46,550 --> 00:03:47,797 ♪ Girls ♪ (everyone laughing) 109 00:03:47,797 --> 00:03:50,200 - [Sam] Vic, with a corresponding TikTok dance. 110 00:03:52,509 --> 00:03:54,250 (Sam laughing) 111 00:03:56,467 --> 00:03:59,054 - The words are showing up as I'm saying them. 112 00:03:59,054 --> 00:04:01,787 - I just figured that out. I just figured it out. 113 00:04:01,787 --> 00:04:02,995 (everyone laughing) 114 00:04:05,797 --> 00:04:09,097 And finally, Talia, to the entity haunting this building. 115 00:04:09,097 --> 00:04:09,930 - You win! 116 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:11,390 (Sam laughing) 117 00:04:11,390 --> 00:04:16,327 Paint me like one of your French girls! Just do it already! 118 00:04:16,327 --> 00:04:19,102 - And that is a minigame. 119 00:04:19,102 --> 00:04:20,744 Bravo! (contestants cheering) 120 00:04:20,744 --> 00:04:23,737 - I'm warmed. (cheerful music) 121 00:04:23,737 --> 00:04:26,227 - That brings us to round one. 122 00:04:26,227 --> 00:04:28,146 - So soon! - [Sam] Can you believe? 123 00:04:28,146 --> 00:04:30,388 - Here we go! - Oh, I like this. 124 00:04:30,388 --> 00:04:31,777 - We're not going to change who we are. 125 00:04:31,777 --> 00:04:33,785 - [Sam] This is really supportive. 126 00:04:33,785 --> 00:04:34,618 - Oh, yeah. 127 00:04:34,618 --> 00:04:35,947 - Jiavani. - Jiavani! 128 00:04:35,947 --> 00:04:37,117 - It's back! 129 00:04:37,117 --> 00:04:40,357 The tour guide at George Washington's house 130 00:04:40,357 --> 00:04:43,290 clearly thinks she could have hooked up with him. 131 00:04:43,290 --> 00:04:44,497 (contestants and crew laughing) 132 00:04:44,497 --> 00:04:46,867 - And here we have the grand foyer. 133 00:04:46,867 --> 00:04:50,440 You'll see a bust of Mr. Washington here. 134 00:04:51,621 --> 00:04:53,251 Is he looking at me? 135 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,592 (Sam laughing) 136 00:04:54,592 --> 00:04:57,097 You know, their eyes follow you in paintings. 137 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:59,663 His eyes don't follow anybody else but me. 138 00:05:00,722 --> 00:05:01,627 (everyone laughing) 139 00:05:01,627 --> 00:05:03,847 You know, I have always liked white hair. 140 00:05:03,847 --> 00:05:05,830 Always. Always, you know? 141 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:08,947 I don't want to say anything weird about that time, 142 00:05:08,947 --> 00:05:11,572 but I think he would've liked me too. 143 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:12,787 (Sam laughing) 144 00:05:12,787 --> 00:05:15,226 Sorry, we just need a moment. 145 00:05:15,226 --> 00:05:18,307 (whispers) George, you haven't talked to me at all today. 146 00:05:18,307 --> 00:05:20,857 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding! 147 00:05:20,857 --> 00:05:24,631 Let's continue the tour. Here's a full body. 148 00:05:24,631 --> 00:05:25,764 (deep sigh) (Sam laughing) 149 00:05:25,764 --> 00:05:26,597 (buzzer buzzing) 150 00:05:26,597 --> 00:05:27,430 I don't know what to do with him after that! 151 00:05:27,430 --> 00:05:29,634 - I like full body a lot. - I don't know! 152 00:05:29,634 --> 00:05:34,027 - That's a good button. 32 points made out of wood for you. 153 00:05:34,027 --> 00:05:34,860 - Jealous. - Vic. 154 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:35,947 - Oh baby. 155 00:05:35,947 --> 00:05:39,190 - A nun's wedding vows to Jesus. 156 00:05:40,792 --> 00:05:43,084 - Hard to hold your hands. 157 00:05:43,084 --> 00:05:43,917 (everyone laughing) 158 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:49,060 To the man who makes me laugh every morning, 159 00:05:50,227 --> 00:05:52,147 the first person I think about when I get up, 160 00:05:52,147 --> 00:05:55,417 and the last person I think about when I go to sleep. 161 00:05:55,417 --> 00:05:57,697 I just wanted to say... 162 00:05:57,697 --> 00:06:00,105 Sorry, I'm not going to cry. 163 00:06:00,105 --> 00:06:00,938 (chuckles from crew and Sam) 164 00:06:00,938 --> 00:06:03,525 You are my rock. 165 00:06:03,525 --> 00:06:07,500 You are the foundation on which I build my faith, 166 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,341 (Talia chuckles) 167 00:06:08,341 --> 00:06:10,057 and our family. 168 00:06:10,057 --> 00:06:12,644 It's one of those things where people said, 169 00:06:12,644 --> 00:06:14,587 "You have a really nice boyfriend, 170 00:06:14,587 --> 00:06:16,147 you have somebody that's really sweet 171 00:06:16,147 --> 00:06:18,127 and loves you a lot and is going to take care of you," 172 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:21,547 and I said, "Hmm, what if I married somebody 173 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:24,080 that is also going to be married to a lot of other people?" 174 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,588 (Sam and crew laughing) 175 00:06:25,588 --> 00:06:27,669 Amen. Now you do me. (everyone laughing) 176 00:06:27,669 --> 00:06:29,767 (buzzer buzzing) 177 00:06:29,767 --> 00:06:32,475 - Imagine if next were just the other half of this prompt. 178 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,308 (everyone laughing) 179 00:06:33,308 --> 00:06:34,327 - Oh, I would love that. 180 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:35,977 - Leave room for the holy spirit amount of points for you. 181 00:06:35,977 --> 00:06:37,507 - Sure. 182 00:06:37,507 --> 00:06:39,187 - Talia. - 'Sup?. 183 00:06:39,187 --> 00:06:42,547 A local giving way too much information 184 00:06:42,547 --> 00:06:45,067 when asked for directions. 185 00:06:45,067 --> 00:06:47,827 - Oh, you're looking for the Target? 186 00:06:47,827 --> 00:06:50,135 The Target on Sunset? Okay, I'll tell you about that Target. 187 00:06:50,135 --> 00:06:50,968 (Sam laughing) 188 00:06:50,968 --> 00:06:53,047 Yeah, so they wouldn't even let them 189 00:06:53,047 --> 00:06:54,607 finish building that Target. 190 00:06:54,607 --> 00:06:56,557 Oh yeah, there was, like, a thing with the city. 191 00:06:56,557 --> 00:06:59,172 Yeah, I went and I protested outside, 192 00:06:59,172 --> 00:07:00,217 (Sam laughing) 193 00:07:00,217 --> 00:07:02,692 But I'll tell you, god, do I regret it, 194 00:07:02,692 --> 00:07:03,525 (everyone laughing) 195 00:07:03,525 --> 00:07:04,927 because that Target is big. 196 00:07:04,927 --> 00:07:07,152 Oh yeah, you'll make a left. 197 00:07:07,152 --> 00:07:08,317 (everyone laughing) 198 00:07:08,317 --> 00:07:10,987 You know, you protest something initially, 199 00:07:10,987 --> 00:07:12,067 and you're like, "This is bad. 200 00:07:12,067 --> 00:07:13,057 This is bad for the neighborhood." 201 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:15,757 And then you're like, "This is such a big Target, 202 00:07:15,757 --> 00:07:18,217 I could spend two hours wasting time 203 00:07:18,217 --> 00:07:19,927 with my child in this Target." 204 00:07:19,927 --> 00:07:20,760 (Sam laughing) I'm telling you! 205 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,347 I don't know exactly what the cross-street is. 206 00:07:23,347 --> 00:07:25,447 You know what? Get in my car, I'll take you there. 207 00:07:25,447 --> 00:07:26,280 (buzzer buzzing) 208 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,297 - I'll cut you off there, Talia. 209 00:07:28,297 --> 00:07:30,487 I am not getting in this woman's car. 210 00:07:30,487 --> 00:07:31,747 - Oh my god! - (Sam) No. 211 00:07:31,747 --> 00:07:33,757 Let's say six points, and then you bear right, 212 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,797 and 11 other points waiting for you. 213 00:07:35,797 --> 00:07:36,630 - Wow. - Whoa. 214 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:37,777 - Jiavani. - Jiavani! 215 00:07:37,777 --> 00:07:41,707 - Periodic Table: The Musical? 216 00:07:41,707 --> 00:07:43,534 - The acapella musical? - (Sam) Yeah. 217 00:07:43,534 --> 00:07:44,707 - Yeah, yeah yeah yeah. 218 00:07:44,707 --> 00:07:46,321 - You know, just, like, all the parts and the orchestra. 219 00:07:46,321 --> 00:07:49,399 - You're so lucky. We're so good at doing orchestra- 220 00:07:49,399 --> 00:07:50,232 - Oh good! (Sam laughing) 221 00:07:50,232 --> 00:07:51,190 - ( Vic) We're known for our singing. 222 00:07:51,190 --> 00:07:52,092 - Okay, yeah. 223 00:07:52,092 --> 00:07:54,175 - Have you seen "Play It By Ear"? We're not on that. 224 00:07:54,175 --> 00:07:56,416 (everyone laughing) 225 00:07:57,257 --> 00:07:59,467 - Okay. Okay, I want a second. 226 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:01,447 - Oh yeah, take your time. - Um... 227 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:03,187 - A lesson learned for players 228 00:08:03,187 --> 00:08:06,667 is that when they do really well the season before, 229 00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:09,487 I really challenge them the season after. 230 00:08:09,487 --> 00:08:10,627 - Do you want to do music? 231 00:08:10,627 --> 00:08:11,839 - We'll be your band. - (Talia) Oh, okay. 232 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,402 - Let's do an opening number. - (Vic) Okay, ready? 233 00:08:13,402 --> 00:08:16,927 ♪ Dun, da da da dun dun dun ♪ 234 00:08:16,927 --> 00:08:19,357 - Oh, it's just "Hamilton". 235 00:08:19,357 --> 00:08:21,817 - Antimony, arsenic, aluminum, 236 00:08:21,817 --> 00:08:26,625 selenium and hydrogen and oxygen, nitrogen and rhenium, 237 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:30,338 nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium. 238 00:08:30,338 --> 00:08:33,834 Iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium. 239 00:08:33,834 --> 00:08:37,521 ♪ Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium ♪ 240 00:08:37,521 --> 00:08:41,233 ♪ Lanthanum and astatine and osmium and radium ♪ 241 00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:46,233 ♪ Gold and protactinium and thalium and thulium ♪ 242 00:08:47,632 --> 00:08:52,632 ♪ Baby, it's thulium ♪ 243 00:08:53,276 --> 00:08:55,087 (crew and contestants cheering) 244 00:08:55,087 --> 00:08:56,270 - (Talia) Oh my... 245 00:08:58,597 --> 00:09:01,447 - And then there's a story about thulium 246 00:09:01,447 --> 00:09:03,980 trying to make friends in the big city. 247 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:04,987 (Sam laughing) 248 00:09:04,987 --> 00:09:07,507 And everybody's like, "Who's thulium?" 249 00:09:07,507 --> 00:09:08,707 And you're gonna learn. 250 00:09:08,707 --> 00:09:09,877 - I'm shook. 251 00:09:09,877 --> 00:09:11,317 - I'm starting the rest of my prompts like that. 252 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:12,720 I'm just going to be like, I don't know! 253 00:09:14,562 --> 00:09:15,637 Me? I can't! 254 00:09:15,637 --> 00:09:16,674 - Doing yourself no favors 255 00:09:16,674 --> 00:09:18,557 as far as next season is concerned. 256 00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:19,390 (Jiavani laughing) 257 00:09:19,390 --> 00:09:22,357 Let's say 102 on the periodic table 258 00:09:22,357 --> 00:09:24,367 amount of points for you. - Oh, that's thulium. 259 00:09:24,367 --> 00:09:25,507 - Vic. - Yes. 260 00:09:25,507 --> 00:09:30,415 - A realtor shows a house your brain invented in a dream. 261 00:09:30,415 --> 00:09:31,248 (Talia laughing) 262 00:09:31,248 --> 00:09:33,157 - Okay, you two are so lucky 263 00:09:33,157 --> 00:09:34,657 that this is still on the market here. 264 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,727 So yeah, we got a beautiful wood door. 265 00:09:36,727 --> 00:09:39,217 We're just gonna (mimics door whooshing) that right on open. 266 00:09:39,217 --> 00:09:41,167 And then come on into the foyer. 267 00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:43,747 Now, a unique feature of this foyer is you can see 268 00:09:43,747 --> 00:09:46,064 that it just sort of goes on forever! 269 00:09:46,064 --> 00:09:46,897 (Sam laughing) 270 00:09:46,897 --> 00:09:47,730 I'm going to go ahead and show you 271 00:09:47,730 --> 00:09:48,997 some of the photos that are on the wall. 272 00:09:48,997 --> 00:09:51,907 So, that is me with a haircut that I had to get. 273 00:09:51,907 --> 00:09:54,307 I had to get that haircut, and I got bullied a lot for it, 274 00:09:54,307 --> 00:09:57,437 and so as you can sort of notice, that's all of the photos. 275 00:09:57,437 --> 00:09:59,557 It's all of the photos on both sides of the hallway. 276 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,907 And then we're going to stop, 277 00:10:00,907 --> 00:10:03,637 because there's a wall that we have to get over, right? 278 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,827 So if we can name the wall, it'll let us pass. 279 00:10:05,827 --> 00:10:07,861 But we can't name the wall! (Sam laughing) 280 00:10:07,861 --> 00:10:11,587 So, continuing down this ever-expansing hallway. 281 00:10:11,587 --> 00:10:12,817 - What are the neighbors like? 282 00:10:12,817 --> 00:10:14,365 - Oh, the Kardashians. 283 00:10:14,365 --> 00:10:17,824 - And I will cut you off there, (buzzer buzzing) 284 00:10:17,824 --> 00:10:19,740 with the assist! 285 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:22,507 200,000 points below asking for you, Vic. 286 00:10:22,507 --> 00:10:23,944 - Whoa! What is asking? 287 00:10:23,944 --> 00:10:25,477 - You're saying that this could bring you 288 00:10:25,477 --> 00:10:28,807 into the negatives? - Could be bad for me. 289 00:10:28,807 --> 00:10:30,842 - Talia, last prompt of round one. 290 00:10:30,842 --> 00:10:31,675 - Okay. 291 00:10:31,675 --> 00:10:34,507 - A perfumer explains the smell notes 292 00:10:34,507 --> 00:10:37,357 in their worst fragrance. 293 00:10:37,357 --> 00:10:41,373 - Oh yes, this is, um,(with a French accent) "Garbage". 294 00:10:41,373 --> 00:10:42,217 - (Sam laughing) 295 00:10:42,217 --> 00:10:45,607 You don't want to put your nose too close to it. Careful! 296 00:10:45,607 --> 00:10:46,927 It does have a little bit, 297 00:10:46,927 --> 00:10:49,297 you know, like a wrapper 298 00:10:49,297 --> 00:10:51,393 of an old... 299 00:10:51,393 --> 00:10:52,226 uh... 300 00:10:53,334 --> 00:10:54,309 butter? 301 00:10:54,309 --> 00:10:56,067 (everyone laughing) 302 00:10:56,067 --> 00:10:57,235 Now, I know what you're thinking. 303 00:10:57,235 --> 00:10:58,110 I know what you're thinking. 304 00:10:58,110 --> 00:11:01,777 "I don't want to smell like butter!" Sometimes you do. 305 00:11:01,777 --> 00:11:04,357 The secondary note, after you spray it, 306 00:11:04,357 --> 00:11:07,905 it does have a little bit of, like, a wet dog. 307 00:11:07,905 --> 00:11:10,597 And I know what you're thinking. Gross. 308 00:11:10,597 --> 00:11:15,597 But it's actually very powerful to the schnoz. 309 00:11:15,988 --> 00:11:16,834 (Jiavani laughing) 310 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:18,817 And that final note that comes out, 311 00:11:18,817 --> 00:11:21,687 I guess what you would say is just plain old... 312 00:11:22,597 --> 00:11:24,650 Poo. Is that how you would- (buzzer buzzing) 313 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,127 - I will cut you off there, Talia! 314 00:11:27,127 --> 00:11:29,257 - Thank you for cutting me off. 315 00:11:29,257 --> 00:11:31,274 - Sam, you gotta cut us off. 316 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,115 - Sam! 317 00:11:32,115 --> 00:11:34,298 - There's your job and there's my job, Sam. 318 00:11:34,298 --> 00:11:35,131 (Sam laughing) 319 00:11:35,131 --> 00:11:36,337 You do yours, and I'll do mine. 320 00:11:36,337 --> 00:11:37,854 - Do you want us to flip? We can all sort of... 321 00:11:37,854 --> 00:11:40,863 We can go back there. You can take up here. 322 00:11:40,863 --> 00:11:41,925 - Yeah, if you ever want to, 323 00:11:41,925 --> 00:11:44,412 you can race over here and push this button. 324 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,184 - Okay, good. I'm getting a feel for the space now. 325 00:11:46,184 --> 00:11:47,677 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 326 00:11:47,677 --> 00:11:49,957 - Let's say 10 really stinky points, 327 00:11:49,957 --> 00:11:52,807 but five with Febreze on top. 328 00:11:52,807 --> 00:11:55,147 - We're going to need it. (cheerful music) 329 00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:58,357 - That brings us to our next minigame. 330 00:11:58,357 --> 00:12:01,987 This is a minigame we like to call "Dubble Threat". 331 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:06,097 How it works is, I am going to ask Vic and Talia 332 00:12:06,097 --> 00:12:08,437 to enact a scene from a musical. 333 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,627 Jiavani, we're going to put you on standby 334 00:12:10,627 --> 00:12:11,767 in front of the door. 335 00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:15,667 When it comes time to sing, players, don't. 336 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:19,807 Jiavani is going to sub in for both of your voices. 337 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:20,797 Make sense? - Yes. 338 00:12:20,797 --> 00:12:22,747 - Yes. - This is going to be a scene 339 00:12:22,747 --> 00:12:27,467 from a musical called "Smell the Roses". 340 00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:29,085 (Vic sighs) 341 00:12:29,085 --> 00:12:30,697 (Talia sighs) 342 00:12:30,697 --> 00:12:33,607 - All alone on prom night. Not just me, but also you. 343 00:12:33,607 --> 00:12:38,607 - Two sisters trapped in a tower with no prom to go to. 344 00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:41,137 - Hey, I had a crazy idea. - What? 345 00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:43,145 - What if we learned how to read? 346 00:12:43,145 --> 00:12:43,978 (everyone laughing) 347 00:12:45,237 --> 00:12:46,403 - But we're not allowed to! - Oh, I don't know! 348 00:12:46,403 --> 00:12:49,546 It was just a wild idea. - Oh my god. I... 349 00:12:49,546 --> 00:12:50,707 I don't know if I could, 350 00:12:50,707 --> 00:12:53,047 but I have been holding this book in my back pocket. 351 00:12:53,047 --> 00:12:54,847 - Samantha, no! 352 00:12:54,847 --> 00:12:56,740 - It's true, Ris- Riska. 353 00:12:57,954 --> 00:12:59,977 - Riska... (everyone laughing) 354 00:12:59,977 --> 00:13:01,357 Where did you find this? 355 00:13:01,357 --> 00:13:06,007 - Oh, I found it underneath Mama's pillow. 356 00:13:06,007 --> 00:13:06,997 - Underneath Mama's pillow 357 00:13:06,997 --> 00:13:08,947 in the turret of the tower? - [Talia] Yes! 358 00:13:08,947 --> 00:13:09,780 - [Vic] How'd you get up there? 359 00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:10,613 - I'm so sorry. 360 00:13:10,613 --> 00:13:12,091 - [Vic] That's been locked for years! 361 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:14,947 That knowledge has been lost for the last 500 years, 362 00:13:14,947 --> 00:13:17,287 when that witch locked us and the rest of our family, 363 00:13:17,287 --> 00:13:20,017 except for our two sisters, in this tower, 364 00:13:20,017 --> 00:13:21,307 we said knowledge was forbidden. 365 00:13:21,307 --> 00:13:23,917 We can't read. We can't know how science works. 366 00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:26,075 - I don't know how we know things. 367 00:13:26,075 --> 00:13:26,917 (Sam gasps) 368 00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:27,937 - Do you smell that? 369 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,737 - I think I do. 370 00:13:29,737 --> 00:13:31,867 - It smells like roses, 371 00:13:31,867 --> 00:13:34,897 and do you know what roses smell like to me? 372 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,542 Music. 373 00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:38,516 (Sam and crew laughing) 374 00:13:38,516 --> 00:13:42,817 ♪ Roses are music to my nose ♪ 375 00:13:42,817 --> 00:13:45,796 ♪ What do these letters mean ♪ 376 00:13:45,796 --> 00:13:48,357 ♪ I don't know ♪ (Sam and crew laughing) 377 00:13:48,357 --> 00:13:53,357 ♪ Oh, being alone on prom night's got us all in a rage ♪ 378 00:13:54,077 --> 00:13:59,077 ♪ But maybe we can just turn the page ♪ 379 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:04,100 ♪ Oh, oh, what is this mystery ♪ 380 00:14:04,183 --> 00:14:09,183 ♪ Can we unlock literacy ♪ 381 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:12,917 ♪ Can we dive into this book ♪ 382 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:17,126 ♪ 500 years of history, let's take a look ♪ 383 00:14:17,126 --> 00:14:17,968 (Sam laughing) 384 00:14:17,968 --> 00:14:20,441 ♪ Sisters ♪ 385 00:14:20,441 --> 00:14:23,004 ♪ Sisters ♪ (crew shouting) 386 00:14:23,004 --> 00:14:28,004 (Sam laughing) ♪ Sisters smell like roses ♪ 387 00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:30,432 ♪ Sisters ♪ 388 00:14:30,432 --> 00:14:32,192 ♪ Sisters ♪ 389 00:14:32,192 --> 00:14:35,554 ♪ What we'll learn, nobody knows ♪ 390 00:14:35,554 --> 00:14:39,264 ♪ It smells like roses ♪ 391 00:14:39,264 --> 00:14:41,630 - Unreal, Jiavani. (buzzer buzzing) 392 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,263 (crew cheering) - Oh my god! 393 00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:45,113 - Unreal. (Jiavani laughing) 394 00:14:46,027 --> 00:14:48,637 As they lobbed you up that song, I was like, "Well, 395 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,767 Jiavani's just got to do something about roses, thank god," 396 00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:53,557 and then you incorporated everything! 397 00:14:53,557 --> 00:14:56,965 - What a talent. - minigame! minigame! 398 00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:58,237 (Sam laughing) 399 00:14:58,237 --> 00:15:00,688 - Like I said, do worse. 400 00:15:00,688 --> 00:15:02,317 - Give it to me! Give it to me! 401 00:15:02,317 --> 00:15:04,776 I'm just messing around. I love it, I love it! 402 00:15:04,776 --> 00:15:06,190 - I love it, I love it, I love it! 403 00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:08,498 - Jiavani! - [Sam] Give me your worst! 404 00:15:08,498 --> 00:15:09,478 (everyone laughing) 405 00:15:09,478 --> 00:15:12,937 (cheerful music) 406 00:15:12,937 --> 00:15:14,497 That brings us to round two, 407 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:17,897 where our players will now test their talents in teams 408 00:15:19,147 --> 00:15:20,645 of twos. - Ooo! 409 00:15:20,645 --> 00:15:21,727 Jiavani. - Jiavani! 410 00:15:21,727 --> 00:15:22,897 - Vic. - Yes. 411 00:15:22,897 --> 00:15:24,787 - Deeply southern women 412 00:15:24,787 --> 00:15:28,477 talk shit in the nicest way possible. 413 00:15:28,477 --> 00:15:31,207 (In Southern accents) - Whew! - Okay, wow. 414 00:15:31,207 --> 00:15:32,407 Wow, hot one. (Jiavani groans) 415 00:15:32,407 --> 00:15:35,527 - Hot one. - Thank you so much for coming over today, Emerald. 416 00:15:35,527 --> 00:15:36,366 I really appreciate it. 417 00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:39,727 - Oh, Charlotte, I would not miss coming over to your porch. 418 00:15:39,727 --> 00:15:42,325 Not for all the world. Julep? 419 00:15:42,325 --> 00:15:43,158 - Well, I was... 420 00:15:43,158 --> 00:15:44,287 Oh, thank you. - It's a double julep. 421 00:15:44,287 --> 00:15:46,374 - Thank you. Okay, don't tell. 422 00:15:46,374 --> 00:15:47,440 (Sam laughing) 423 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,967 I actually had invited you over here 424 00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:51,247 for a very specific purpose. - Mm. 425 00:15:51,247 --> 00:15:54,607 - I had a prayer request. - Oh, honey. 426 00:15:54,607 --> 00:15:57,577 Honey, you know I just love the Lord Jesus Christ, 427 00:15:57,577 --> 00:15:59,557 and I'll pray for you, anything you need. 428 00:15:59,557 --> 00:16:01,027 - Oh, okay, well, that is good to know, 429 00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:03,291 but this prayer request actually isn't for me. 430 00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:05,221 - Oh, somebody needs some Jesus? 431 00:16:05,221 --> 00:16:06,817 - Somebody needs a little bit of Jesus. 432 00:16:06,817 --> 00:16:09,427 I was just hoping you could do me a favor 433 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,847 and maybe help me uplift 434 00:16:13,297 --> 00:16:14,767 Angela in prayer. 435 00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:15,784 - Of course I would. 436 00:16:15,784 --> 00:16:17,636 - So you know her husband Marty is out of town. 437 00:16:17,636 --> 00:16:19,357 - I know I've been... - You know he's been going and out of town- 438 00:16:19,357 --> 00:16:20,845 - I know. I've been praying for Marty. 439 00:16:20,845 --> 00:16:21,678 - Okay, well, you and me both. 440 00:16:21,678 --> 00:16:23,560 - And all of his "business trips". 441 00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:25,927 (Sam and crew laughing) 442 00:16:25,927 --> 00:16:27,637 - Well, I just want you to uplift my sister in prayer, 443 00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:29,592 that her eyes do not wander. - Mm-hm. 444 00:16:29,592 --> 00:16:32,287 - Because you know the gardener? Sammy? 445 00:16:32,287 --> 00:16:33,817 He was in high school two years ago. 446 00:16:33,817 --> 00:16:36,187 - He's but 20 years old. - He's but 20 years old. 447 00:16:36,187 --> 00:16:38,312 Coming in the back door at night. 448 00:16:38,312 --> 00:16:40,295 - Ooh! (Sam and crew laughing) 449 00:16:41,197 --> 00:16:44,386 The Lord Jesus needs to (both) hear about this! 450 00:16:44,386 --> 00:16:46,886 (buzzer buzzing) - I will cut you off there. 451 00:16:46,886 --> 00:16:47,719 I think that was- 452 00:16:47,719 --> 00:16:49,002 - No. That one... 453 00:16:49,002 --> 00:16:50,300 - Scandal! - ...that one goes forever. 454 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,658 (Sam and crew laughing) 455 00:16:51,658 --> 00:16:52,729 - Never cut that off. 456 00:16:52,729 --> 00:16:54,431 - How am I supposed to know? 457 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,247 - I need all the sweet tea. 458 00:16:56,247 --> 00:16:58,267 - 30 points, just like Grandma used to make, 459 00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,587 for the both of you. 460 00:16:59,587 --> 00:17:00,604 Vic. - Yes. 461 00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:01,987 - And Talia. 462 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:02,820 - That's you. 463 00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:03,962 (Jiavani laughing) 464 00:17:03,962 --> 00:17:06,328 - Talia's catchphrase is Vic saying: "That's you". 465 00:17:06,328 --> 00:17:07,878 (everyone laughing) 466 00:17:09,937 --> 00:17:13,357 Female characters who just can't 467 00:17:13,357 --> 00:17:16,117 seem to pass the Bechdel test. 468 00:17:16,117 --> 00:17:17,137 - That's it. I think we've done it. 469 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,032 I think we've found the cure for cancer. 470 00:17:19,032 --> 00:17:20,427 - Oh my god. 471 00:17:20,427 --> 00:17:22,177 My dad's gonna be so proud. 472 00:17:22,177 --> 00:17:25,650 - Oh my gosh, your dad is the smartest, coolest, 473 00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:28,427 bravest, hottest man I've ever seen in my life. 474 00:17:28,427 --> 00:17:30,457 - Oh my god, those are all the words 475 00:17:30,457 --> 00:17:31,837 I would use to describe my dad. 476 00:17:31,837 --> 00:17:32,767 - Yeah. 477 00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:34,747 - And honestly, your dad too. 478 00:17:34,747 --> 00:17:36,067 - Really? - Oh yeah. 479 00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:37,507 - I'm just so lucky that he's our boss 480 00:17:37,507 --> 00:17:39,782 who gave us this job in the first place. 481 00:17:39,782 --> 00:17:40,615 (Sam laughing) 482 00:17:40,615 --> 00:17:42,517 - When a man gives you something, 483 00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:44,257 you can't help but be grateful. 484 00:17:44,257 --> 00:17:45,217 - That's absolutely true, 485 00:17:45,217 --> 00:17:47,467 but you know what, it's not about them. 486 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,300 - No, no, we've discovered cancer! 487 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:51,646 - Discovered cancer! - Cure! 488 00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:53,112 - Cure! - Cure! 489 00:17:53,112 --> 00:17:55,417 (both cheering) 490 00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:57,877 Oh my gosh, I'm so happy my hair moves this well. 491 00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,359 My hair stylist, Anthony, gave me 492 00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:02,647 the perfect cut for a moment like this. 493 00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:04,567 - Anthony changed your life. 494 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,547 - And your life by proxy. 495 00:18:06,547 --> 00:18:07,380 - Absolutely. 496 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:10,567 - Because my good attitude is making you a better person 497 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,216 for when you go home to your dad. 498 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,049 - To my husband and my dad. 499 00:18:13,049 --> 00:18:15,487 - And your husband and your brother. 500 00:18:15,487 --> 00:18:16,717 Can I ask you a question? - What? 501 00:18:16,717 --> 00:18:18,567 - Do you feel like we're trapped? 502 00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:19,400 (Sam laughing) 503 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,067 - Sometimes I feel like it's hard 504 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,797 to talk about the incredible things that we do- 505 00:18:23,797 --> 00:18:25,117 - Hold on one second. 506 00:18:25,117 --> 00:18:25,950 Hi, Mark. 507 00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:29,036 - And cut! (buzzer buzzing) 508 00:18:29,036 --> 00:18:30,662 (cast giggling) 509 00:18:30,662 --> 00:18:31,995 So fucking good. 510 00:18:32,985 --> 00:18:36,007 100,000 points. 100,000 points. 511 00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:37,897 - We needed this! 512 00:18:37,897 --> 00:18:39,427 - To Paul, who wrote this prompt. 513 00:18:39,427 --> 00:18:40,438 I mean, it's real terrific. - [Jiavani] Wow. 514 00:18:40,438 --> 00:18:41,876 - Fuck. - Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul! 515 00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:43,120 - And let us know if anything we can get for you. 516 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,657 - Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul! 517 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,597 - Coffee or a treat. 518 00:18:46,597 --> 00:18:47,704 - Talia. - Oh, that's you. 519 00:18:47,704 --> 00:18:49,747 - And Jiavani. - Ooh! 520 00:18:49,747 --> 00:18:53,567 - Two very different types of drunk girl 521 00:18:54,457 --> 00:18:56,542 in the bar bathroom. 522 00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:59,075 (Talia whimpering) 523 00:18:59,075 --> 00:19:01,897 (Sam laughing) 524 00:19:01,897 --> 00:19:04,537 - I feel like he didn't look at me at all tonight. 525 00:19:04,537 --> 00:19:06,670 - (slurring) No, you deserve much better. 526 00:19:08,197 --> 00:19:09,061 (Sam laughing) 527 00:19:09,061 --> 00:19:12,667 - I just feel like nobody's ever gonna love me for me! 528 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:14,417 - I'm in love you. I'm in love you. 529 00:19:15,986 --> 00:19:16,819 (Sam and crew laughing) 530 00:19:16,819 --> 00:19:18,104 - Callie, are you gonna be sick? 531 00:19:18,104 --> 00:19:20,367 - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 532 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,647 - I just feel like every Friday night, I'm in the bathroom 533 00:19:23,647 --> 00:19:26,497 taking care of another person that's sick. 534 00:19:26,497 --> 00:19:27,330 Are you gonna throw up? 535 00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:29,287 - There's nobody for you to take care of tonight. 536 00:19:29,287 --> 00:19:31,297 I'm not even drunk. - There's a line! 537 00:19:31,297 --> 00:19:33,820 - We're in here! We're in here! 538 00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:37,114 - This is our space and it's okay for us to take up space. 539 00:19:37,114 --> 00:19:38,889 (Sam and crew laughing) 540 00:19:38,889 --> 00:19:39,722 - I think you're right. 541 00:19:39,722 --> 00:19:43,275 I feel like, I don't know, maybe it was what I wore tonight. 542 00:19:43,275 --> 00:19:46,447 Maybe it was, like, what I said. 543 00:19:46,447 --> 00:19:47,788 (Sam laughing) 544 00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:49,283 Are you gonna throw up? - Mm-mm. 545 00:19:49,283 --> 00:19:50,950 - Oh my god. I'm gonna get... 546 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:53,617 Here's, like, a little mini trash can. 547 00:19:53,617 --> 00:19:55,103 - I don't need it. I'm fine. 548 00:19:55,103 --> 00:19:57,044 - Are you having fun? (Vic knocking) 549 00:19:57,044 --> 00:19:59,026 Oh my god! We're in here! 550 00:19:59,026 --> 00:19:59,859 - And (buzzer buzzing) 551 00:19:59,859 --> 00:20:02,554 I will cut you off there. 552 00:20:02,554 --> 00:20:05,497 For a minute, it was like Chekhov's gun. 553 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,767 Does she need to go off for the scene to end? 554 00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:12,457 Let's say a .08 on a breathalyzer 555 00:20:12,457 --> 00:20:14,300 amount of points for the both of you. 556 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,440 - Sort of a fraction of a point. 557 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,338 - But that's a DUI. - [Sam] Certainly is! 558 00:20:16,338 --> 00:20:17,497 - We made it there. - Jiavani. 559 00:20:17,497 --> 00:20:19,507 - Jiavani! - And Vic. 560 00:20:19,507 --> 00:20:22,027 - Yes. - An open heart surgeon 561 00:20:22,027 --> 00:20:25,687 with the attitude of a cool hairdresser. 562 00:20:25,687 --> 00:20:27,328 - Which one do you want to be? 563 00:20:27,328 --> 00:20:28,777 - Oh, I love that. 564 00:20:28,777 --> 00:20:29,610 - Let's feel it out when we get in there. 565 00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:31,027 - Oh my god, okay. 566 00:20:31,027 --> 00:20:32,639 - I'll see you on the other side. 567 00:20:32,639 --> 00:20:34,690 (giving cheek kisses) - Mwuah! - Mwuah! 568 00:20:34,690 --> 00:20:36,397 - I love that. So supportive. 569 00:20:36,397 --> 00:20:38,592 (sassily) - Ooh girl, surgery today! 570 00:20:38,592 --> 00:20:40,057 (crew laughing) 571 00:20:40,057 --> 00:20:41,077 - Doctor, have you scrubbed in? 572 00:20:41,077 --> 00:20:43,357 - Yes, I scrubbed in. - Amazing, amazing. 573 00:20:43,357 --> 00:20:46,507 - Ooh! - We have a 32-year-old male. 574 00:20:46,507 --> 00:20:48,637 So, he's being presented with tightness of chest. 575 00:20:48,637 --> 00:20:51,539 - He waited too long to see us! 576 00:20:51,539 --> 00:20:53,917 (Sam and crew laughing) 577 00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:55,967 Okay, so what are we thinking? 578 00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:56,800 (Sam laughing) 579 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,647 Want to have fun? We want to have fun with it, right? 580 00:20:59,647 --> 00:21:00,817 - I'm an intern. 581 00:21:00,817 --> 00:21:03,667 - I use a lot of creativity when I do heart surgery. 582 00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:05,247 That's a thing you're going to learn from me, okay? 583 00:21:05,247 --> 00:21:07,782 - He is coding on the table, so I think- 584 00:21:07,782 --> 00:21:09,580 - Yep, sure is. 585 00:21:10,459 --> 00:21:13,229 - Compressions. Clear! (grunts) 586 00:21:13,229 --> 00:21:15,574 - Ask him about his girlfriend. 587 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:16,470 - Ask him about his girlfriend? 588 00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:17,303 - Ask him about his girlfriend. 589 00:21:17,303 --> 00:21:18,727 - We just got his pulse back. 590 00:21:18,727 --> 00:21:22,352 - Yeah, good, he's gonna need this heart to love her! 591 00:21:22,352 --> 00:21:23,257 (Sam laughing) 592 00:21:23,257 --> 00:21:24,340 - How is your girlfriend? 593 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:27,097 - See, see? You want to get everybody chatting. 594 00:21:27,097 --> 00:21:29,347 Get the other people in the OR chatting. 595 00:21:29,347 --> 00:21:33,127 Everybody's having a good time. It feels like a kiki. 596 00:21:33,127 --> 00:21:35,137 Razz her, razz her. - Razz her? 597 00:21:35,137 --> 00:21:37,087 - Yeah, razz her. 598 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,598 - You look like you call your mom by her first name. 599 00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:43,516 - Ooh! (Sam laughing) 600 00:21:43,516 --> 00:21:45,697 - I don't know. I don't know. 601 00:21:45,697 --> 00:21:46,916 - That's good. - [Vic] Okay. 602 00:21:46,916 --> 00:21:51,097 - That's good! Okay, let's make some holes in a heart. 603 00:21:51,097 --> 00:21:53,350 - And cut! (buzzer buzzing) 604 00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:56,923 - What was it? Yeah, okay. - 100%, 100%. 605 00:21:56,923 --> 00:21:58,927 You absolutely nailed it. - Okay, okay. 606 00:21:58,927 --> 00:22:03,927 - Let's say 64 points at rest, and then 150 when racing. 607 00:22:04,327 --> 00:22:05,160 - Huge. - Vic. 608 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,517 - Yes. - And Talia. 609 00:22:06,517 --> 00:22:07,567 - You. 610 00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:10,477 - Your parents narrate the menu. 611 00:22:10,477 --> 00:22:12,161 - Oh, big menu. Big menu. 612 00:22:12,161 --> 00:22:12,994 - Uh-oh. 613 00:22:12,994 --> 00:22:14,269 (Sam laughing) 614 00:22:14,269 --> 00:22:16,680 - Excuse me, "buffalo cauliflower". 615 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,367 - No. (Sam and crew laughing) 616 00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:19,777 - I love the sound of that. 617 00:22:19,777 --> 00:22:20,958 - Pardon me, buffalo cauliflower. 618 00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:21,817 - Excuse me! 619 00:22:21,817 --> 00:22:22,657 - Who do you think you are? 620 00:22:22,657 --> 00:22:24,547 - Oh my god, this is fun. This is a fun menu. 621 00:22:24,547 --> 00:22:25,380 - Yeah. - That's a fun menu. 622 00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:26,797 - You been to Cheesecake Factory? 623 00:22:26,797 --> 00:22:28,972 - I've only been four other times. 624 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:30,157 (Sam laughing) 625 00:22:30,157 --> 00:22:32,317 - Oh, wedge salad! - A wedge salad. 626 00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:35,123 - Wedge me in there, Mr. Salad. 627 00:22:35,123 --> 00:22:36,127 Oh, that's fun. - You know what? 628 00:22:36,127 --> 00:22:37,504 I bet you could change the dressing on that. 629 00:22:37,504 --> 00:22:38,337 - No. No. 630 00:22:38,337 --> 00:22:40,282 - But then they wouldn't call it a wedge. 631 00:22:40,282 --> 00:22:41,292 - What do you mean? 632 00:22:41,292 --> 00:22:43,897 - Because I think wedge salad- 633 00:22:43,897 --> 00:22:45,787 - Isn't it referring to sort of the shape of the- 634 00:22:45,787 --> 00:22:47,979 - Oh yeah, yeah. - [Vic] The lettuce. 635 00:22:47,979 --> 00:22:49,385 - Oh my god. - Soup! 636 00:22:49,385 --> 00:22:52,537 - Soup. Not today, it's 100 degrees out. 637 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:55,717 - Gazpacho, perhaps. A tiny little gazpacho. 638 00:22:55,717 --> 00:22:57,000 You know who I think of when I think of gazpacho? 639 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:57,833 - Who do you think of? 640 00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:59,467 - Who's the guy with the little mustache? 641 00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:01,957 Not the bad guy, the other one. 642 00:23:01,957 --> 00:23:03,637 - Charlie Chaplin. - Chaplin! 643 00:23:03,637 --> 00:23:04,580 That's what I think of when I think of gazpacho. 644 00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:07,378 - I love him and his cane. - His little cane. 645 00:23:07,378 --> 00:23:08,211 - And he's got a hat. 646 00:23:08,211 --> 00:23:09,607 - He does a little dance like this. Watch. 647 00:23:09,607 --> 00:23:11,017 - Oh my god. - He does his little dance. 648 00:23:11,017 --> 00:23:14,527 - Oh, his little... (both humming cheerily) 649 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:15,496 God, that is so... 650 00:23:15,496 --> 00:23:17,647 Oh! Look at all their sandwiches. 651 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,627 - Can't do them. - What? No? 652 00:23:19,627 --> 00:23:20,460 - Gluten. 653 00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:21,397 - Okay, but let me read you this sandwich. 654 00:23:21,397 --> 00:23:22,357 - No, I can't do it, though. 655 00:23:22,357 --> 00:23:24,067 - Let me read it to you, though, to tell you. 656 00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:25,807 We got a roast beef, we got a turkey, 657 00:23:25,807 --> 00:23:27,027 we got an, ooh! - Ooh! 658 00:23:27,027 --> 00:23:29,977 - We got one of those croque madames. 659 00:23:29,977 --> 00:23:32,707 - Not a sandwich. Open face, a pancake. 660 00:23:32,707 --> 00:23:35,212 - What are you talking about? 661 00:23:35,212 --> 00:23:38,217 - I will cut you off there. (buzzer buzzing) 662 00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:39,277 Now I just want to see these two 663 00:23:39,277 --> 00:23:41,797 read through the entire Cheesecake Factory menu. 664 00:23:41,797 --> 00:23:44,077 A, "Wow, everything sounds so good," amount of points 665 00:23:44,077 --> 00:23:46,237 for the both of you, which brings us back 666 00:23:46,237 --> 00:23:48,997 to the last prompt of round two. 667 00:23:48,997 --> 00:23:51,907 Talia and Jiavani. 668 00:23:51,907 --> 00:23:52,753 - Jiavani! 669 00:23:52,753 --> 00:23:55,927 - Two Swifties after Taylor starts dating 670 00:23:55,927 --> 00:23:59,527 former Secretary of State John Kerry. 671 00:23:59,527 --> 00:24:00,877 - Oh my gosh. - Oh my god, oh my god! 672 00:24:00,877 --> 00:24:02,940 - I got a bunch of new beads for our new bracelets, okay? 673 00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:05,947 - Oh yes, we love beads for our bracelets. 674 00:24:05,947 --> 00:24:08,759 - Kelce's so out. Bye, forget it, forget it. 675 00:24:08,759 --> 00:24:10,259 (Sam and crew laughing) 676 00:24:10,259 --> 00:24:11,257 Tay-tay has moved on to, like, 677 00:24:11,257 --> 00:24:14,377 such an adult, mature relationship. 678 00:24:14,377 --> 00:24:16,537 - You like this. You like this? 679 00:24:16,537 --> 00:24:19,960 - Uh, yeah? - He's, like, very old. 680 00:24:20,797 --> 00:24:22,874 - Oh, but like, how old? He can't be that old. 681 00:24:22,874 --> 00:24:26,970 - I mean, I'm pretty sure he ran against George Bush. 682 00:24:26,970 --> 00:24:29,682 - I don't know who that is. - [Jiavani] Right? 683 00:24:29,682 --> 00:24:31,857 - I'm sure they have so much stuff in common. 684 00:24:31,857 --> 00:24:36,847 - Yes, I bet they both love being blonde. 685 00:24:36,847 --> 00:24:40,237 - Oh my gosh, John Kerry's blonde! 686 00:24:40,237 --> 00:24:42,299 - White is blonde. - White is blonde. 687 00:24:42,299 --> 00:24:43,777 - White hair is blonde. - White is blonde. 688 00:24:43,777 --> 00:24:46,657 - Tay-tay also is, like, so busy right now, you know? 689 00:24:46,657 --> 00:24:49,687 She's flying to Japan to do stuff, 690 00:24:49,687 --> 00:24:50,550 and then she's flying back. 691 00:24:50,550 --> 00:24:52,927 - Yeah. John Kerry is pretty busy too. 692 00:24:52,927 --> 00:24:54,217 - Really? - Yeah. 693 00:24:54,217 --> 00:24:55,567 - Like, doing what? 694 00:24:55,567 --> 00:24:57,855 - Secretary. Former Secretary of State. 695 00:24:57,855 --> 00:24:59,030 (Sam and crew laughing) 696 00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:02,077 He's got many press events to do, too. 697 00:25:02,077 --> 00:25:03,801 - Oh my gosh, but you know what? 698 00:25:03,801 --> 00:25:04,634 - Huh? 699 00:25:04,634 --> 00:25:05,737 - They could, like, totally bond 700 00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:07,646 over talking in front of people. 701 00:25:07,646 --> 00:25:09,724 (Sam laughing) - Oh my god, yes, 702 00:25:09,724 --> 00:25:12,757 and being like, "I'm doing taking questions." 703 00:25:12,757 --> 00:25:14,737 - No more questions! - They both do that. 704 00:25:14,737 --> 00:25:16,747 - Yeah, you know what I just remembered 705 00:25:16,747 --> 00:25:19,507 about former Secretary of State John Kerry? 706 00:25:19,507 --> 00:25:20,407 - Yeah? 707 00:25:20,407 --> 00:25:22,447 - He fought in Vietnam, I'm pretty sure. 708 00:25:22,447 --> 00:25:24,177 - Oh my gosh. (Sam and crew laughing) 709 00:25:24,177 --> 00:25:26,887 - [Talia] Yeah. - I remember a news story 710 00:25:26,887 --> 00:25:31,887 where he, like, insulted our nation's military by accident. 711 00:25:32,467 --> 00:25:35,857 - Oh my gosh, I think one time Taylor insulted, 712 00:25:35,857 --> 00:25:37,447 I don't know if it was Hailey Bieber 713 00:25:37,447 --> 00:25:40,327 or if it was Selena Gomez or something, 714 00:25:40,327 --> 00:25:41,543 so they really do... 715 00:25:41,543 --> 00:25:43,357 (both) - They have a lot in common! 716 00:25:43,357 --> 00:25:45,967 - [Vic] Oh my gosh, you guys! Check Twitter! 717 00:25:45,967 --> 00:25:49,379 Ariana Grande is dating the ghost of Senator John McCain! 718 00:25:49,379 --> 00:25:51,629 - (contestants shouting together) Oh my god! 719 00:25:51,629 --> 00:25:55,687 (buzzer buzzing) - And I'll cut this off there. 720 00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:57,627 - Blonde is white. - Blonde is white. 721 00:25:57,627 --> 00:25:59,632 - Blonde is white. - White is blonde. 722 00:25:59,632 --> 00:26:01,387 - People pay so much money for that. 723 00:26:01,387 --> 00:26:06,387 - We'll say 1,989 points for the both of you. 724 00:26:07,169 --> 00:26:09,060 - That's my favorite album. 725 00:26:09,060 --> 00:26:10,717 (cheerful music) 726 00:26:10,717 --> 00:26:14,227 - That brings us to our final minigame. 727 00:26:14,227 --> 00:26:16,597 This is a little minigame we like to call 728 00:26:16,597 --> 00:26:18,427 "Who Are You Supposed To Be?" 729 00:26:18,427 --> 00:26:20,407 How it works is, players, when I say go, 730 00:26:20,407 --> 00:26:23,647 you are going to race over to this trunk of costume items, 731 00:26:23,647 --> 00:26:26,587 put on whatever you like, race back to your podium, 732 00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:30,757 buzz in, and pitch me, in the style of a child on Halloween, 733 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,457 who you're supposed to be. 734 00:26:33,457 --> 00:26:35,437 Does that make sense? - Yeah. 735 00:26:35,437 --> 00:26:39,263 - And on your mark, get set, go. 736 00:26:39,263 --> 00:26:42,630 (cheerful music) (Sam happy giggling) 737 00:26:42,630 --> 00:26:45,157 Oh, Vic already. (buzzer dings) Vic! 738 00:26:45,157 --> 00:26:46,364 - Um, Edward Fish-Hands? 739 00:26:46,364 --> 00:26:49,327 - Yeah, that'll work. (buzzer dings) Talia. 740 00:26:49,327 --> 00:26:53,129 - I'm your aunt at your bar mitzvah, 741 00:26:53,129 --> 00:26:57,639 and I had a lot to drink, and I think you're so cute, 742 00:26:57,639 --> 00:26:59,108 and I think we should start... 743 00:26:59,108 --> 00:27:00,877 ♪ YMCA ♪ 744 00:27:00,877 --> 00:27:03,787 - Get him! I want to dance with your cute little friend! 745 00:27:03,787 --> 00:27:06,453 - I love this. - I want to dance with him! 746 00:27:06,453 --> 00:27:07,286 - Well done. (buzzer dings) Vic. 747 00:27:07,286 --> 00:27:09,841 - Edward Fish-Hands is the king now. 748 00:27:09,841 --> 00:27:11,966 (Sam and crew laughing) 749 00:27:11,966 --> 00:27:14,378 - Want to look a little prouder of yourself, Vic? 750 00:27:14,378 --> 00:27:16,200 (buzzer dings) Jiavani. 751 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,067 - Jiavani. 752 00:27:17,067 --> 00:27:17,900 (Sam laughing) 753 00:27:18,984 --> 00:27:20,450 - This is Jiavani. - Yeah. 754 00:27:20,450 --> 00:27:21,655 - This is you. - Yeah. 755 00:27:21,655 --> 00:27:22,597 - Yeah. - I'm Jiavani. 756 00:27:22,597 --> 00:27:24,610 - I completely agree. You really found yourself. 757 00:27:24,610 --> 00:27:27,206 (buzzer buzzing) (Sam laughing) 758 00:27:27,206 --> 00:27:28,387 (buzzer dings) Vic. 759 00:27:28,387 --> 00:27:30,427 - A tiger... 760 00:27:30,427 --> 00:27:32,769 ...is what Edward Fish-Hands is! 761 00:27:32,769 --> 00:27:34,919 ♪ For Halloween in his town ♪ 762 00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:36,729 ♪ 'Cause he's the king of his town ♪ 763 00:27:36,729 --> 00:27:40,297 ♪ So he can be whatever he wants to be for Halloween ♪ 764 00:27:40,297 --> 00:27:43,152 - Why am I getting Evelyn Tucci vibes? 765 00:27:43,152 --> 00:27:45,067 - She's not here. These are... 766 00:27:45,067 --> 00:27:45,900 Hey, look. 767 00:27:46,747 --> 00:27:49,835 These are going here, and I'm going to take this seriously. 768 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,324 You see this? Done, done with the fish. 769 00:27:52,324 --> 00:27:54,067 - I trust you. (buzzer dings) Talia. 770 00:27:54,067 --> 00:27:56,587 - Ar, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, 771 00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:58,417 and I'm your pickleball instructor. 772 00:27:58,417 --> 00:28:00,637 - Is this Captain Jack Sparrow's voice? 773 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:01,567 - Ar, matey. 774 00:28:01,567 --> 00:28:03,183 - This is Johnny Depp 775 00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:04,057 - Arrr! 776 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,636 - in the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series. 777 00:28:05,636 --> 00:28:07,817 - Pickleball. Grab your paddle. 778 00:28:07,817 --> 00:28:09,097 (buzzer dings) - Vic. 779 00:28:09,097 --> 00:28:11,977 (suspiciously) - Just a normal lady. 780 00:28:11,977 --> 00:28:14,009 Regular hands. 781 00:28:14,009 --> 00:28:16,267 (everyone laughing) 782 00:28:16,267 --> 00:28:19,957 It's just nice to know that it's a lady 783 00:28:19,957 --> 00:28:24,627 who has 10 fingers and 10 toes. 784 00:28:24,627 --> 00:28:27,547 - I feel like this lady is hiding something from me. 785 00:28:27,547 --> 00:28:28,387 - What? 786 00:28:28,387 --> 00:28:30,728 (Sam and crew laughing) (upbeat music) 787 00:28:30,728 --> 00:28:31,911 (buzzer dings) - Jiavani. 788 00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:33,427 - I recently came out, 789 00:28:33,427 --> 00:28:36,397 and it's my first time at the Pride parade. 790 00:28:36,397 --> 00:28:38,077 How do I... 791 00:28:38,077 --> 00:28:39,577 How do I... 792 00:28:39,577 --> 00:28:40,410 Where does it... 793 00:28:40,410 --> 00:28:41,600 Help! - They figured it out. 794 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,863 - You get it eventually. - Yeah, for sure. 795 00:28:43,863 --> 00:28:45,217 - The thing is, you just gotta keep trying, 796 00:28:45,217 --> 00:28:47,736 and eventually, you can eat pussy with the best of them. 797 00:28:47,736 --> 00:28:51,544 - Hey! Love that, that's a lesson for all of us. 798 00:28:51,544 --> 00:28:53,227 (buzzer dings) Talia. 799 00:28:53,227 --> 00:28:54,178 - I'm Sia. 800 00:28:54,178 --> 00:28:56,978 - Incredible, Talia. 801 00:28:56,978 --> 00:28:58,132 (buzzer dings) Jiavani. 802 00:28:58,132 --> 00:29:00,856 - I'm walking into the Werk Room on "RuPaul's Drag Race", 803 00:29:00,856 --> 00:29:01,689 - [Sam] Yes! 804 00:29:01,689 --> 00:29:03,847 and I forgot the rest of my look, 805 00:29:03,847 --> 00:29:08,770 but I brought nail gloves, and I came to slay! 806 00:29:09,962 --> 00:29:13,877 - [Sam] Yes, she did. Death drop, hell yeah! 807 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:17,107 (buzzer dings) (Sam chuckling) 808 00:29:17,107 --> 00:29:19,447 Vic, you are wearing so much. 809 00:29:19,447 --> 00:29:20,834 - Well, thank you for noticing. 810 00:29:20,834 --> 00:29:21,817 (buzzer dings) - [Sam] Vic. 811 00:29:21,817 --> 00:29:25,200 - I am Santa in the off-season. 812 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,033 (Sam and crew laughing) 813 00:29:26,033 --> 00:29:27,907 I live in Palm Springs, 814 00:29:27,907 --> 00:29:30,340 and instead of presents, I grant wishes. 815 00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:32,137 What's your wish? 816 00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:34,180 - I wish for- - Fish hands! 817 00:29:35,977 --> 00:29:36,885 Granted! 818 00:29:36,885 --> 00:29:38,085 (cheerful music) 819 00:29:39,457 --> 00:29:42,697 - That brings us to round three, where our players 820 00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:47,528 will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together. 821 00:29:47,528 --> 00:29:48,572 Jiavani. - Jiavani! 822 00:29:48,572 --> 00:29:49,423 - Vic. - Yes. 823 00:29:49,423 --> 00:29:50,745 - Talia. 824 00:29:50,745 --> 00:29:55,745 Pangea announces its split on social media. 825 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,436 (Sam and crew laughing) 826 00:29:58,447 --> 00:30:03,037 - Hey guys, thank you for taking a second here 827 00:30:03,037 --> 00:30:05,203 to pause scrolling to chitchat with us. 828 00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:07,837 We really appreciate you all joining us in this live. 829 00:30:07,837 --> 00:30:10,357 Sorry, I feel like I'm doing all the talking. 830 00:30:10,357 --> 00:30:11,190 - You always do. 831 00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:13,867 - Why wouldn't you start off? 832 00:30:13,867 --> 00:30:16,630 - Listen, Europe, you don't have to be like that, okay? 833 00:30:17,587 --> 00:30:18,967 - Pardon? - I'm just saying, 834 00:30:18,967 --> 00:30:21,157 you're probably wondering, why am I here right now? 835 00:30:21,157 --> 00:30:22,840 And as you've probably noticed, 836 00:30:24,277 --> 00:30:27,377 there's been a lot of earthquakes recently, sort of rivers- 837 00:30:27,377 --> 00:30:29,268 - Yeah, there's some tension. 838 00:30:29,268 --> 00:30:30,235 (Sam and crew laughing) 839 00:30:30,235 --> 00:30:32,629 - Who's to say who's at fault? (sarcastic laughter) 840 00:30:32,629 --> 00:30:33,754 (Sam laughing) 841 00:30:33,754 --> 00:30:34,979 - Let's just put it this way. 842 00:30:34,979 --> 00:30:36,427 Our tectonic plates are moving in different directions, 843 00:30:36,427 --> 00:30:38,107 and we're sort of- - Wow. 844 00:30:38,107 --> 00:30:40,417 - So, this is actually how we've been living 845 00:30:40,417 --> 00:30:41,380 for a little bit. 846 00:30:42,277 --> 00:30:45,787 We're trying to sort of put on an act for you guys, 847 00:30:45,787 --> 00:30:47,767 and I just think it's not- 848 00:30:47,767 --> 00:30:50,317 - We know it's going to be jarring to see us like this. 849 00:30:50,317 --> 00:30:52,327 - So this is sort of what it's going to be, moving forward. 850 00:30:52,327 --> 00:30:54,697 We're sort of going to have different pages from now on, 851 00:30:54,697 --> 00:30:56,737 so if you want South America, 852 00:30:56,737 --> 00:30:59,299 you just come on and you chat with me. 853 00:30:59,299 --> 00:31:02,200 - If you're looking for Asia, I'll be over here. 854 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:05,546 - And as always, bonjour. 855 00:31:05,546 --> 00:31:08,489 (buzzer buzzing) - I will cut you off there. 856 00:31:08,489 --> 00:31:10,406 Incredible physicality. 857 00:31:12,214 --> 00:31:15,907 200 million points BCE for all of you. 858 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:17,347 - That's huge, it's for the three of us, 859 00:31:17,347 --> 00:31:18,547 so we're still at the same amount of points. 860 00:31:18,547 --> 00:31:19,777 - Okay, so you're still keeping track. 861 00:31:19,777 --> 00:31:20,767 - Well, you know, somebody's got to. 862 00:31:20,767 --> 00:31:21,847 - Jiavani. - Jiavani! 863 00:31:21,847 --> 00:31:22,680 - Vic. - Yes. 864 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,857 - Talia. - Me. 865 00:31:23,857 --> 00:31:28,087 - Mormon parents give you the soaking talk. 866 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:30,337 - Sounds gross. - I don't know what that is, 867 00:31:30,337 --> 00:31:32,850 but I'm happy to just figure it out in the moment. 868 00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:33,683 (Sam and Jiavani laughing) 869 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:35,124 - You got this? 870 00:31:35,124 --> 00:31:38,947 - Hey Matt, Barbara, can you get in here for a second? 871 00:31:38,947 --> 00:31:42,817 Hey, okay, so Matt, I saw you were on a date 872 00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:44,827 the other night with Bianca. - It was tight. 873 00:31:44,827 --> 00:31:46,927 - Yeah, we love her. We love her. 874 00:31:46,927 --> 00:31:47,827 And I know Barbara, 875 00:31:47,827 --> 00:31:51,067 we're sort of starting to explore the world of dating. 876 00:31:51,067 --> 00:31:53,617 - I'm ready to touch and be touched. 877 00:31:53,617 --> 00:31:55,057 - I wanted to talk about this because, you know, 878 00:31:55,057 --> 00:31:56,707 we are clearly a no sex household. 879 00:31:56,707 --> 00:31:58,807 I mean, you both know that. You've grown up that way. 880 00:31:58,807 --> 00:32:02,587 I just wanted to let you know that God loves us so much. 881 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:05,377 - [Talia] Okay. - That sometimes, 882 00:32:05,377 --> 00:32:07,726 he creates a loophole. 883 00:32:07,726 --> 00:32:09,892 (Sam and crew laughing) 884 00:32:09,892 --> 00:32:12,337 Sort of a way of, like, don't do that! 885 00:32:12,337 --> 00:32:14,467 But maybe you could do this. 886 00:32:14,467 --> 00:32:17,017 - Can you just say, like, what actually happens? 887 00:32:17,017 --> 00:32:18,167 - Yeah, 'cause I'm interested in this loophole. 888 00:32:18,167 --> 00:32:19,657 - Okay, so here's the biology, right? 889 00:32:21,353 --> 00:32:22,447 A penis. 890 00:32:22,447 --> 00:32:23,280 - Oh! 891 00:32:24,547 --> 00:32:25,380 - Enters a... 892 00:32:26,947 --> 00:32:27,877 - Whoa! 893 00:32:27,877 --> 00:32:29,617 - And sort of the back and forth and the friction 894 00:32:29,617 --> 00:32:32,290 is a problem in the eyes of the Lord. 895 00:32:33,397 --> 00:32:35,590 So, God said unto thee, 896 00:32:37,147 --> 00:32:38,887 just don't move. 897 00:32:38,887 --> 00:32:40,487 - Oh, stay still when you bone? 898 00:32:40,487 --> 00:32:42,444 - Wait! Wait! - It's not boning! 899 00:32:42,444 --> 00:32:44,257 So I'm just saying- - That's what soaking is? 900 00:32:44,257 --> 00:32:46,897 - Sometimes you just, it goes inside, 901 00:32:46,897 --> 00:32:47,901 and then you just sit there for a second. 902 00:32:47,901 --> 00:32:50,068 - What?! - Okay, calm down. 903 00:32:50,907 --> 00:32:52,657 On your knees! Let's say a prayer! 904 00:32:52,657 --> 00:32:55,604 My god, come on! Here we go. 905 00:32:55,604 --> 00:32:58,687 - The issue is the thrusting, not the insertion? 906 00:32:58,687 --> 00:33:00,084 - Well, so here's sort of- - [Talia] The friction? 907 00:33:00,084 --> 00:33:01,777 - Here's the thing, guys. 908 00:33:01,777 --> 00:33:05,197 Sometimes you have a good buddy. You know, my friend Mark. 909 00:33:05,197 --> 00:33:06,337 - Okay. - Yeah. 910 00:33:06,337 --> 00:33:09,307 - So when I was in college, what he would do sometimes is, 911 00:33:09,307 --> 00:33:13,087 you know, if I was bringing a pretty lady back to the room, 912 00:33:13,087 --> 00:33:16,327 he would, you know, scurry under the bed, 913 00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:17,197 prayer position. - Wait! 914 00:33:17,197 --> 00:33:19,087 - And when we would get on top of the bed, 915 00:33:19,087 --> 00:33:21,787 he's just sort of shake it a little bit. 916 00:33:21,787 --> 00:33:23,437 - Wait! Wait! - Get under the bed, 917 00:33:23,437 --> 00:33:25,147 and he'd sort of shake it a little bit. 918 00:33:25,147 --> 00:33:27,337 - How long do you just lay there? 919 00:33:27,337 --> 00:33:28,424 - For hours. 920 00:33:28,424 --> 00:33:30,599 - And I will cut you off there. 921 00:33:30,599 --> 00:33:31,432 (buzzer buzzing) 922 00:33:31,432 --> 00:33:34,627 I love that this was an actual education 923 00:33:34,627 --> 00:33:36,310 for two of the three people on our stage. 924 00:33:36,310 --> 00:33:39,157 - Oh my god. What? - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 925 00:33:39,157 --> 00:33:42,787 - Wow, I'm so enlightened. - Yeah. Hey, listen. 926 00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:44,227 It's an educational show. 927 00:33:44,227 --> 00:33:45,487 - It's an educational show. 928 00:33:45,487 --> 00:33:47,840 - Eight points jumping on the bed next to you all. 929 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,500 - Ooh, wow! 930 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,333 - Jiavani. - Jiavani! 931 00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:51,166 - Vic. - Yes. 932 00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:51,999 - Talia. - Hey. 933 00:33:51,999 --> 00:33:56,107 - Various messages about your free couch 934 00:33:56,107 --> 00:33:58,897 on Facebook Marketplace. 935 00:33:58,897 --> 00:34:00,637 - Hi, my daughter is moving to Boston next week. 936 00:34:00,637 --> 00:34:01,837 I see you're in the Boston area. 937 00:34:01,837 --> 00:34:02,887 I was wondering if maybe you'd want to grab 938 00:34:02,887 --> 00:34:04,209 a coffee with her. 939 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:05,827 (Sam laughing) 940 00:34:05,827 --> 00:34:07,537 - Is that piss? 941 00:34:07,537 --> 00:34:09,517 - I'm seeing somebody in the mirror behind the couch. 942 00:34:09,517 --> 00:34:12,397 Is that you? So tall, so handsome, ha ha! 943 00:34:12,397 --> 00:34:13,747 - I'm not interested in the couch, 944 00:34:13,747 --> 00:34:15,427 but I am interested in the table. 945 00:34:15,427 --> 00:34:16,987 - Is this still available? 946 00:34:16,987 --> 00:34:19,747 - I'm actually in the area. I know this house. 947 00:34:19,747 --> 00:34:21,157 I'm just going to let myself in. 948 00:34:21,157 --> 00:34:23,227 I see that you're sleeping on said couch, 949 00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:24,457 and I'll just go take it. 950 00:34:24,457 --> 00:34:25,747 I'll put you on the floor, 951 00:34:25,747 --> 00:34:27,757 and I'm just letting myself in quietly. 952 00:34:27,757 --> 00:34:29,227 - Is this still available? 953 00:34:29,227 --> 00:34:30,247 - I was wondering if you could 954 00:34:30,247 --> 00:34:32,197 move the couch from the picture 955 00:34:32,197 --> 00:34:34,987 so I could just see the table alone by itself. 956 00:34:34,987 --> 00:34:36,307 - Hi. 957 00:34:36,307 --> 00:34:38,467 Is this still available? (Sam and crew laughing) 958 00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:41,700 - Would you trade for butts? Have five butts. 959 00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:43,802 (Sam and Jiavani laughing) 960 00:34:43,802 --> 00:34:46,987 - What is five butts? 961 00:34:46,987 --> 00:34:48,607 - Andrew? 962 00:34:48,607 --> 00:34:49,870 Hi, it's Kelsey. 963 00:34:50,947 --> 00:34:52,267 Oh my god, I can't believe I found you 964 00:34:52,267 --> 00:34:55,000 on Facebook Marketplace, that's insane. 965 00:34:56,167 --> 00:35:00,007 Yeah, I mean, college was a long time ago. I just... 966 00:35:00,007 --> 00:35:01,117 I don't know, I was scrolling, 967 00:35:01,117 --> 00:35:02,437 and I saw you, and it kind of feels like fate. 968 00:35:02,437 --> 00:35:04,565 Is this still available? 969 00:35:04,565 --> 00:35:06,373 (Sam and Jiavani laughing) 970 00:35:06,373 --> 00:35:07,747 - I will cut it off there! (buzzer buzzing) 971 00:35:07,747 --> 00:35:10,168 Better than I could've ever imagined. 972 00:35:10,168 --> 00:35:11,917 - Five butts. - Five butts! 973 00:35:11,917 --> 00:35:13,817 - Five butts. - That's a good deal. 974 00:35:13,817 --> 00:35:14,650 For a used couch? 975 00:35:14,650 --> 00:35:15,483 - [Vic] Will you trade for butts? 976 00:35:15,483 --> 00:35:16,377 - Are we talking about five whole butts, 977 00:35:16,377 --> 00:35:19,057 or are we talking about, like, five cheeks and 2 1/2 butts? 978 00:35:19,057 --> 00:35:20,193 - Five whole butts. - Damn. 979 00:35:20,193 --> 00:35:21,277 - Wow! - [Jiavani] Good deal. 980 00:35:21,277 --> 00:35:23,467 - 50 unnecessary followup points for you all. 981 00:35:23,467 --> 00:35:24,300 - Yes. 982 00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:25,867 - Last prompt of our game. 983 00:35:25,867 --> 00:35:27,801 - I hate that. I hate that. - Sad. Sad. 984 00:35:27,801 --> 00:35:28,837 - Jiavani. - Jiavani. 985 00:35:28,837 --> 00:35:29,677 - Vic. - Hi. 986 00:35:29,677 --> 00:35:30,510 - Talia. 987 00:35:31,537 --> 00:35:32,370 - You. 988 00:35:32,370 --> 00:35:36,907 - A stages of grief themed roller coaster. 989 00:35:36,907 --> 00:35:39,187 - I'm not on a roller coaster. 990 00:35:39,187 --> 00:35:40,780 I'm not on a roller coaster. 991 00:35:41,737 --> 00:35:43,016 Mm-mm. 992 00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:45,028 (Sam and crew laughing) 993 00:35:45,028 --> 00:35:47,197 - God, I hate that the seats are so small. 994 00:35:47,197 --> 00:35:49,687 I hate that the seats are so small! 995 00:35:49,687 --> 00:35:51,277 Like, why even have a roller coaster 996 00:35:51,277 --> 00:35:52,957 if the seats are so small? 997 00:35:52,957 --> 00:35:54,187 - I think I could do one more round. 998 00:35:54,187 --> 00:35:56,728 One more round of this roller coaster. 999 00:35:56,728 --> 00:35:57,667 (Vic crying) 1000 00:35:57,667 --> 00:35:59,019 (Sam laughing) 1001 00:35:59,019 --> 00:36:03,607 - I hate loops. Like, I hate loops. 1002 00:36:03,607 --> 00:36:05,557 I hate loops. I hate loops. 1003 00:36:05,557 --> 00:36:07,597 But yet here I am, and I'm just on this thing, 1004 00:36:07,597 --> 00:36:09,547 and it's just not going to stop, ever! 1005 00:36:09,547 --> 00:36:12,268 - We're just going down now. I just give up. 1006 00:36:12,268 --> 00:36:13,594 We're just going down. 1007 00:36:13,594 --> 00:36:15,490 - All right, it's a roller coaster. 1008 00:36:16,447 --> 00:36:17,887 It's a roller coaster. 1009 00:36:17,887 --> 00:36:20,113 It's a roller coaster, and I'm gonna ride it. 1010 00:36:20,113 --> 00:36:23,368 (all cheering unenthusiastically) 1011 00:36:23,368 --> 00:36:27,701 - Weeeee 1012 00:36:28,648 --> 00:36:30,487 - Churros after this, though. - Yeah. 1013 00:36:30,487 --> 00:36:34,657 - And I will cut you off there! (buzzer buzzing) 1014 00:36:34,657 --> 00:36:36,247 - [Sam] Damn. 1015 00:36:36,247 --> 00:36:40,180 A roller coaster tycoon's worth of points for all of you. 1016 00:36:41,077 --> 00:36:45,187 That brings us to the end of our show. 1017 00:36:45,187 --> 00:36:47,247 Our winner tonight... 1018 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,456 Jiavani. 1019 00:36:50,456 --> 00:36:51,572 (upbeat celebratory music) 1020 00:36:51,572 --> 00:36:55,689 Jiavani, you are a double recipient 1021 00:36:57,307 --> 00:37:01,295 of the coveted golden ear. 1022 00:37:01,295 --> 00:37:04,001 - Thank you so much! AU! 1023 00:37:04,001 --> 00:37:07,117 Steve Waldren, this is for you. 1024 00:37:07,117 --> 00:37:08,977 My dad, every time. 1025 00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,297 - Congratulations to your dad. 1026 00:37:10,297 --> 00:37:12,457 - That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise". 1027 00:37:12,457 --> 00:37:14,437 Tune in next time for more of the game samer. 1028 00:37:14,437 --> 00:37:16,707 I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me. 1029 00:37:16,707 --> 00:37:17,625 Goodnight. 1030 00:37:17,625 --> 00:37:22,592 (cheerful music) 1031 00:37:25,153 --> 00:37:29,903 (cheerful music fades)