1 00:00:00,049 --> 00:00:02,179 Tonight, in a step down 2 00:00:02,179 --> 00:00:03,888 from her "After Midnight" appearances, 3 00:00:03,888 --> 00:00:05,817 it's Caitlin Reilly. 4 00:00:07,686 --> 00:00:09,428 Immediately realizing he's locked himself out 5 00:00:09,428 --> 00:00:11,757 of his apartment, it's Nick Mandernach. 6 00:00:11,757 --> 00:00:12,590 - Thanks, Sam. 7 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:18,596 Discreetly slipping me a 20 to tip the game his way, 8 00:00:18,596 --> 00:00:19,651 it's Geoff Ross. 9 00:00:19,651 --> 00:00:20,923 - Oh, wow. 10 00:00:20,923 --> 00:00:22,813 Hey, always a pleasure to be here. 11 00:00:22,813 --> 00:00:24,443 - Costa Rican currency. 12 00:00:24,443 --> 00:00:25,276 - Don't worry about it. 13 00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:27,115 They're all here to- 14 00:00:27,115 --> 00:00:30,424 - "Make Some Noise." 15 00:00:40,727 --> 00:00:42,939 - Welcome to "Make Some Noise," 16 00:00:42,939 --> 00:00:44,803 the game so good we spun it off unchanged. 17 00:00:44,803 --> 00:00:46,004 I am your host, Sam Reich. 18 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:46,948 Here's how the show works. 19 00:00:46,948 --> 00:00:50,578 I have here a series of improvisational prompts 20 00:00:50,578 --> 00:00:54,174 our players have never seen before. 21 00:00:54,174 --> 00:00:55,502 Isn't that right, players? 22 00:00:55,502 --> 00:00:56,335 - That's right. 23 00:00:56,335 --> 00:00:57,168 - Yes. - Yeah. 24 00:00:57,168 --> 00:00:58,424 - They will, to the best of their ability, 25 00:00:58,424 --> 00:00:59,257 fulfill those prompts, 26 00:00:59,257 --> 00:01:00,753 I will award them corresponding points, 27 00:01:00,753 --> 00:01:03,820 and the winner will go home with the coveted Golden Ear 28 00:01:03,820 --> 00:01:06,449 because legal said we couldn't do real ears. 29 00:01:06,449 --> 00:01:08,650 Players, are you ready 30 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:09,975 to rumble? 31 00:01:09,975 --> 00:01:10,808 Yeah. 32 00:01:10,808 --> 00:01:12,641 - Caitlin picking a character early and sticking to it. 33 00:01:12,641 --> 00:01:14,100 Ooh. 34 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:15,678 - First up, a little warm-up minigame. 35 00:01:15,678 --> 00:01:16,532 This is a minigame that we like 36 00:01:16,532 --> 00:01:17,929 to call "Take Some Direction." 37 00:01:17,929 --> 00:01:18,845 How it works is, players, 38 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:22,329 I'm going to give you a single line of dialogue 39 00:01:22,329 --> 00:01:26,019 to repeat over and over and over again. 40 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,971 As I do, I will give you direction- 41 00:01:28,971 --> 00:01:30,154 - Great. - Micro adjustments, 42 00:01:30,154 --> 00:01:31,756 if you will, to affect your performances. 43 00:01:31,756 --> 00:01:34,029 Caitlin, no direction to start out with. 44 00:01:34,029 --> 00:01:34,862 - Okay. - Neutral. 45 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:37,157 Your line from "The Sixth Sense," 46 00:01:37,157 --> 00:01:39,616 "I see dead people." 47 00:01:39,616 --> 00:01:40,633 - I see dead people. 48 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:42,244 - Nick, give me a little bit different. 49 00:01:42,244 --> 00:01:43,245 I see dead people. 50 00:01:43,245 --> 00:01:44,581 Geoff, give me a little bit different. 51 00:01:44,581 --> 00:01:45,864 - I see dead people. 52 00:01:45,864 --> 00:01:48,084 Caitlin, OK brag. 53 00:01:48,084 --> 00:01:50,622 I see dead people. 54 00:01:50,622 --> 00:01:52,602 Nick, a teacher trying to regain control 55 00:01:52,602 --> 00:01:53,435 of the classroom. 56 00:01:53,435 --> 00:01:54,449 - Hey, hey, hey. 57 00:01:54,449 --> 00:01:55,858 I see? 58 00:01:55,858 --> 00:01:57,541 Dead people. 59 00:01:57,541 --> 00:01:59,224 - Thank you, everyone. 60 00:01:59,224 --> 00:02:01,138 All right, let's talk Southern Hemisphere. 61 00:02:01,138 --> 00:02:02,238 Geoff. Me? 62 00:02:02,238 --> 00:02:03,481 Personally? 63 00:02:03,481 --> 00:02:05,912 - Well, I see dead people. 64 00:02:06,745 --> 00:02:07,773 Caitlin, trying unsuccessfully 65 00:02:07,773 --> 00:02:09,124 to remove a hair from your mouth. 66 00:02:09,124 --> 00:02:11,387 - When I was five, a lot of scary things were happening 67 00:02:11,387 --> 00:02:12,974 and um, 68 00:02:12,974 --> 00:02:16,389 I, um, it turns out that I, um, 69 00:02:23,972 --> 00:02:25,549 I see dead people. 70 00:02:25,549 --> 00:02:26,474 Nick, like Yoda. 71 00:02:26,474 --> 00:02:27,695 - Dead people, I see. 72 00:02:27,695 --> 00:02:28,641 - That's about right. - That was impressive. 73 00:02:28,641 --> 00:02:31,677 Geoff, as a testimonial in a medicine commercial. 74 00:02:31,677 --> 00:02:34,432 - Sometimes you may end up seeing dead people. 75 00:02:34,432 --> 00:02:36,108 I see dead people. 76 00:02:36,108 --> 00:02:37,901 Caitlin, finding the right pitch. 77 00:02:37,901 --> 00:02:39,920 ♪ I see- I- ♪ 78 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:43,006 ♪ I see- I see- ♪ 79 00:02:43,006 --> 00:02:44,898 - The acoustics in this room are bad. 80 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:45,731 Hold on. 81 00:02:45,731 --> 00:02:46,757 ♪ I see ♪ ♪ I see ♪ 82 00:02:47,648 --> 00:02:48,792 ♪ I see ♪ ♪ I see ♪ 83 00:02:48,792 --> 00:02:49,628 - No, no. 84 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:50,873 - I'll do it again. - Nick, to the person 85 00:02:50,873 --> 00:02:52,730 who just cut you off in traffic. 86 00:02:52,730 --> 00:02:54,368 - Hey, I see dead people! 87 00:02:54,368 --> 00:02:56,307 Oh, I see dead people! 88 00:02:56,307 --> 00:02:57,929 - Oh, that was very threatening. 89 00:02:57,929 --> 00:02:58,762 - That was really scary. 90 00:02:58,762 --> 00:02:59,595 - Thank you. - He's gonna be next. 91 00:02:59,595 --> 00:03:01,210 - Thank you. - And finally, Geoff, 92 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:04,168 in a version of "The Sixth Sense" that's all frogs 93 00:03:04,168 --> 00:03:06,058 so every word is now ribbit, 94 00:03:06,058 --> 00:03:07,951 but the acting is the same. 95 00:03:07,951 --> 00:03:11,941 Ribbit. Ribbit ribbit ribbit. 96 00:03:12,774 --> 00:03:14,948 - And that is a minigame, 97 00:03:14,948 --> 00:03:18,012 which brings us straight 98 00:03:18,012 --> 00:03:20,195 into round one. 99 00:03:20,195 --> 00:03:21,856 Okay, it's the big stuff, guys. 100 00:03:23,817 --> 00:03:25,395 It's just me and two dads. 101 00:03:25,395 --> 00:03:26,415 - Got it. - You go get 'em, kiddo. 102 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:27,822 You got it. - Thanks, Dad. 103 00:03:27,822 --> 00:03:29,549 - There's gonna be an episode at some point I come up 104 00:03:29,549 --> 00:03:30,744 and I do no prompts. 105 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,189 - It's gonna happen. - I just let 'em riff. 106 00:03:32,189 --> 00:03:33,022 Caitlin. 107 00:03:33,022 --> 00:03:34,024 - Yeah, yeah, Sam, what's up? 108 00:03:35,479 --> 00:03:39,029 Nicole Kidman's AMC-ish ad 109 00:03:39,029 --> 00:03:41,493 for The Container Store. - Oh, boy. 110 00:03:41,493 --> 00:03:43,922 Sometimes you walk into a room 111 00:03:44,853 --> 00:03:47,592 and you find yourself not knowing where to put anything. 112 00:03:49,042 --> 00:03:51,410 But then you come to The Container Store 113 00:03:51,410 --> 00:03:54,259 and there you find places to put your things. 114 00:03:54,259 --> 00:03:57,272 Containers, boxes, bags, 115 00:03:57,272 --> 00:03:58,770 boxes with bags inside of them. 116 00:03:59,603 --> 00:04:01,440 Containers with boxes with little bags inside 117 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,372 of them with zippers. 118 00:04:03,372 --> 00:04:06,452 And there, magic is reborn. 119 00:04:06,452 --> 00:04:08,772 Because here, we're family. 120 00:04:08,772 --> 00:04:11,291 Here, it's The Container Store. 121 00:04:12,532 --> 00:04:13,462 - Loved that, Caitlin. - Loved it. 122 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:14,753 - With just a little bit- - Got it. 123 00:04:14,753 --> 00:04:15,913 - Of Olive Garden. 124 00:04:15,913 --> 00:04:18,302 - Nicole Kidman loves the Olive Garden. 125 00:04:18,302 --> 00:04:19,341 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah. - Olive Garden. 126 00:04:19,341 --> 00:04:20,174 - 14 dazzling points 127 00:04:20,174 --> 00:04:21,540 on a huge silver screen- - Whoa. 128 00:04:21,540 --> 00:04:22,373 - For you, Caitlin. - Wow. 129 00:04:22,373 --> 00:04:23,310 - Thank you. - Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. 130 00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:24,143 - Nick. - Right. 131 00:04:24,143 --> 00:04:27,008 A cereal mascot with a healthy, 132 00:04:27,008 --> 00:04:28,432 secure attachment style 133 00:04:28,432 --> 00:04:29,705 to their cereal. - Oh. 134 00:04:29,705 --> 00:04:31,790 Ah, yeah! 135 00:04:31,790 --> 00:04:33,423 It's time for Rick's Flakes, 136 00:04:33,423 --> 00:04:35,424 that taste you can't do without, 137 00:04:35,424 --> 00:04:37,723 except you can 138 00:04:37,723 --> 00:04:40,138 'cause you're enough with it, you're enough without it. 139 00:04:40,138 --> 00:04:41,724 It's amazing to have it in your life, 140 00:04:41,724 --> 00:04:43,979 but sometimes it's just not gonna happen for you, 141 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:45,071 and you can survive that. 142 00:04:45,934 --> 00:04:49,556 Oh, it's got that sugary taste that you just can't resist. 143 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,176 But maybe it's not right for you right now. 144 00:04:52,385 --> 00:04:54,927 In that case, just go ahead and on with your life. 145 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:56,318 Find friends and find loved ones 146 00:04:56,318 --> 00:04:58,031 who do wanna spend time with you. 147 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,246 That's the Rick's Flakes. 148 00:05:00,372 --> 00:05:02,096 Uh-huh. 149 00:05:02,096 --> 00:05:03,360 - 15 grams of added points 150 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,193 for you. - Oh, thank you. 151 00:05:04,193 --> 00:05:05,026 - Ooh. - Geoff. 152 00:05:05,026 --> 00:05:05,859 - Hi, Sam. 153 00:05:05,859 --> 00:05:09,156 Your dad grills the waiter about the bill. 154 00:05:09,156 --> 00:05:11,024 - Uh, hey, chief, yeah, thanks. 155 00:05:11,024 --> 00:05:11,931 So uh, I was just lookin' 156 00:05:11,931 --> 00:05:14,548 at the damage, and it says here, okay, 157 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,728 there was a side of fries. 158 00:05:16,728 --> 00:05:18,235 My burger came with fries. 159 00:05:19,166 --> 00:05:21,007 So what- just- Stephanie- 160 00:05:21,007 --> 00:05:23,197 what kinda operation are you running here, okay? 161 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:26,038 'Cause I'm not giving you a tip until you answer 162 00:05:26,038 --> 00:05:27,625 some really serious questions, 163 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:28,458 okay? 164 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,247 What is a jalapeno popper? 165 00:05:31,890 --> 00:05:32,973 Okay, we did have those. 166 00:05:34,982 --> 00:05:38,182 - Let's say 12 points we didn't pay for 167 00:05:38,182 --> 00:05:39,015 for you. - Pay for, yeah. 168 00:05:39,015 --> 00:05:39,942 - Caitlin. - Hi. 169 00:05:39,942 --> 00:05:43,506 A country star talks about her humble upbringing 170 00:05:43,506 --> 00:05:45,781 as the child of a hedge fund manager. 171 00:05:45,781 --> 00:05:46,614 Sure. 172 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,687 It's just like such a reward 173 00:05:48,687 --> 00:05:50,874 and honor to be one 174 00:05:50,874 --> 00:05:53,279 of Forbes' "10 under 10." 175 00:05:54,885 --> 00:05:57,394 I sort of started playing the guitar 176 00:05:57,394 --> 00:05:59,538 when I was two years old. 177 00:05:59,538 --> 00:06:03,206 One of my father's homes is sort of on this lake, 178 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:05,240 and well, I was young, 179 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,392 but we were sort of surrounded by water. 180 00:06:07,392 --> 00:06:10,075 I mean, I, I guess you can call it an island. 181 00:06:11,714 --> 00:06:15,172 And for my fifth birthday, I walked into my second bedroom 182 00:06:15,172 --> 00:06:17,215 and there are all these guitars. 183 00:06:17,215 --> 00:06:21,219 And I just thought, well, I guess I'll start playing 'em. 184 00:06:21,219 --> 00:06:23,669 And my father got me a singin' coach 185 00:06:23,669 --> 00:06:25,982 and paid the head of RC Records 186 00:06:25,982 --> 00:06:27,473 to sign me, 187 00:06:27,473 --> 00:06:32,179 and blackmailed the American Music Association 188 00:06:32,179 --> 00:06:33,210 to have me perform 189 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:34,189 at the Grammys. 190 00:06:34,189 --> 00:06:35,472 And I'm just really grateful 191 00:06:35,472 --> 00:06:37,452 and I just love writing music. 192 00:06:38,913 --> 00:06:39,746 Oh, Caitlin, 193 00:06:39,746 --> 00:06:41,245 "10 under 10." 194 00:06:41,245 --> 00:06:42,719 - Mm-hmm. - Five self-made points 195 00:06:42,719 --> 00:06:44,174 that secretly have a trust fund for you. 196 00:06:44,174 --> 00:06:45,007 - Thank you. - Oh. 197 00:06:45,007 --> 00:06:45,856 - Nick. - Yeah. 198 00:06:45,856 --> 00:06:48,263 A Boy Scout leader levels with you 199 00:06:48,263 --> 00:06:51,421 about what skills really matter in life. 200 00:06:51,421 --> 00:06:53,298 - Let's talk about badges. 201 00:06:53,298 --> 00:06:55,689 Now, I see a lot of you, you've got your fire-making badge, 202 00:06:55,689 --> 00:06:56,875 you got your swimmin' badge. 203 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,243 Some of you have got your medical badges. 204 00:06:58,243 --> 00:06:59,235 That's all great. 205 00:06:59,235 --> 00:07:01,363 Unfortunately, they will be of no use for you. 206 00:07:02,196 --> 00:07:04,963 The important thing is to locate talented friends in college 207 00:07:04,963 --> 00:07:06,808 and remain with them throughout the duration 208 00:07:06,808 --> 00:07:08,261 of your life. 209 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,422 Very quickly, you're gonna discover 210 00:07:09,422 --> 00:07:11,078 that you cannot make it on your own. 211 00:07:11,078 --> 00:07:12,776 You do not have the wherewithal. 212 00:07:13,609 --> 00:07:16,786 If you can just identify it among your peers 213 00:07:16,786 --> 00:07:18,614 and then take their side, 214 00:07:18,614 --> 00:07:20,298 even in situations when you shouldn't- 215 00:07:20,298 --> 00:07:21,343 - Mm-hmm. 216 00:07:21,343 --> 00:07:22,432 - You will find success. 217 00:07:22,432 --> 00:07:23,940 And that is this badge right here, 218 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:25,608 Maintaining Bonds of Friendship 219 00:07:25,608 --> 00:07:29,196 with More Talented Peers That You Discover in College. 220 00:07:29,196 --> 00:07:30,415 Take those knot badges. 221 00:07:30,415 --> 00:07:31,726 I want you to throw 'em in the fire. 222 00:07:32,899 --> 00:07:33,795 Guys, good luck to you. 223 00:07:33,795 --> 00:07:35,625 And again, look around now. 224 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:36,458 I know who the talented one is. 225 00:07:37,453 --> 00:07:38,286 It's on this side. 226 00:07:39,852 --> 00:07:40,908 - You left some room. 227 00:07:40,908 --> 00:07:41,776 - Well see, you don't want to do it all for them, 228 00:07:41,776 --> 00:07:42,771 but you need to scaffold. 229 00:07:42,771 --> 00:07:44,045 - Yeah, that, my friend, is worthy 230 00:07:44,045 --> 00:07:46,152 of one merit badge point. 231 00:07:46,152 --> 00:07:47,256 - Goddamn right. - Ooh. 232 00:07:47,256 --> 00:07:48,175 - Geoff. - Hi, Sam. 233 00:07:48,175 --> 00:07:49,268 - Last prompt of round one. 234 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:52,915 A jury foreman puts some pizzazz 235 00:07:52,915 --> 00:07:54,705 into the verdict. 236 00:07:54,705 --> 00:07:55,836 Your Honor, 237 00:07:56,669 --> 00:08:00,099 these were horrendous murders, vicious, 238 00:08:00,099 --> 00:08:01,728 that left many a, 239 00:08:01,728 --> 00:08:06,503 a, a, a limb askew, or askance, or a-missin'. 240 00:08:06,503 --> 00:08:08,399 But I wanna assure you, judge, 241 00:08:08,399 --> 00:08:10,075 I wanna assure you, lawyers, 242 00:08:10,075 --> 00:08:12,120 and I wanna assure you people here 243 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,548 who took time out of your day 244 00:08:14,548 --> 00:08:15,790 to come on down here 245 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:18,757 and see justice played out in your community 246 00:08:18,757 --> 00:08:20,344 right in front of your faces 247 00:08:20,344 --> 00:08:21,700 that we took it seriously. 248 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:23,886 And that's why we came up with a verdict. 249 00:08:23,886 --> 00:08:25,846 And it was not easy. 250 00:08:25,846 --> 00:08:28,787 We had to bring these people 251 00:08:28,787 --> 00:08:31,887 back from being passed out. 252 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:32,758 - Bring 'em back. 253 00:08:32,758 --> 00:08:34,229 To make a decision 254 00:08:34,229 --> 00:08:36,449 about this young man's life. 255 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:39,140 He had everything in front of him. 256 00:08:39,140 --> 00:08:43,085 And the goal is for us to decide, 257 00:08:44,143 --> 00:08:45,362 was he guilty? 258 00:08:45,362 --> 00:08:47,639 I can't say it brings me pleasure, 259 00:08:47,639 --> 00:08:50,157 but it does bring me a sense of honor 260 00:08:50,157 --> 00:08:52,768 and responsibility to be the one to tell you, 261 00:08:52,768 --> 00:08:56,770 we, the jury, Your Honor, find the defendant not guilty. 262 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:59,070 Ah! 263 00:09:00,391 --> 00:09:01,224 You said pizzazz? 264 00:09:01,224 --> 00:09:02,945 - That was pizzazz. - That was pizzazz. 265 00:09:02,945 --> 00:09:04,475 - Pizzazz. - Incredible. 266 00:09:04,475 --> 00:09:05,308 Thank you. 267 00:09:05,308 --> 00:09:06,141 I blacked out. 268 00:09:06,141 --> 00:09:08,235 - This court finds you guilty of earning 72 points 269 00:09:08,235 --> 00:09:09,420 - Ooh! 270 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:12,940 - Which brings us to our next minigame. 271 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:13,773 This is a little minigame 272 00:09:13,773 --> 00:09:15,441 that we like to call "Hollywood Ho!" 273 00:09:15,441 --> 00:09:17,733 How it works is, players, I am going to ask you 274 00:09:17,733 --> 00:09:19,034 for the names of movies that start 275 00:09:19,034 --> 00:09:22,009 with a particular letter of the alphabet. 276 00:09:22,009 --> 00:09:23,263 If I like the sound of that movie title, 277 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,562 I'll then ask you for the logline. 278 00:09:24,562 --> 00:09:25,931 If I like the sound of that logline, 279 00:09:25,931 --> 00:09:28,850 I will ask the three of you to enact the scene. 280 00:09:28,850 --> 00:09:30,205 Are you ready for me, players? 281 00:09:30,205 --> 00:09:31,447 - Yes, yes. - Yeah. 282 00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:33,124 - Yeah, yes. - Mm-hmm. 283 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:33,957 Yes. 284 00:09:33,957 --> 00:09:37,244 Hollywood, Hollywood, "Hollywood Ho!" 285 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,202 - F. 286 00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:39,476 - "Forgetting Sarah Marshall Again." 287 00:09:41,464 --> 00:09:42,297 - "Fuck It." 288 00:09:43,255 --> 00:09:45,246 - "Frankfurters All Day." 289 00:09:45,246 --> 00:09:47,635 - "Finagling Through Life." 290 00:09:47,635 --> 00:09:49,424 - "Friend, Singular." 291 00:09:50,795 --> 00:09:54,494 An extremely lonely man has made it his life's mission 292 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:58,382 to get just one friend. 293 00:09:58,382 --> 00:09:59,495 Let's see it. 294 00:09:59,495 --> 00:10:00,328 - Damn it. 295 00:10:01,161 --> 00:10:02,414 - Hey, Kurt, hey, what's up? 296 00:10:02,414 --> 00:10:03,247 - Hey. 297 00:10:03,247 --> 00:10:04,934 Hey, Kurt. 298 00:10:04,934 --> 00:10:06,043 - John, Clara. 299 00:10:06,043 --> 00:10:08,275 - We're so happy that you can come to our engagement party. 300 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,108 - Yeah, totally. - Yeah. 301 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,293 Absolutely, yeah. 302 00:10:10,293 --> 00:10:12,381 - Yeah, 'cause you both invited me. 303 00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:14,419 - Well, I mean, 304 00:10:14,419 --> 00:10:15,252 we are engaged. - Well, yeah, of course. 305 00:10:16,085 --> 00:10:16,918 We're kind of a pair, yeah. - I mean, congratulations. 306 00:10:16,918 --> 00:10:17,751 - Yeah, we're a pair. - Congratulations. 307 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:21,254 Yeah. 308 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,442 - It can only be one of you. 309 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:26,653 Hollywood, Hollywood, "Hollywood Ho!" 310 00:10:26,653 --> 00:10:27,752 - S. 311 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,634 - "Sucks To Be You." 312 00:10:29,634 --> 00:10:31,602 - "Sailing Through the River Kwai." 313 00:10:31,602 --> 00:10:32,435 Oh. 314 00:10:32,435 --> 00:10:34,103 "Sydney Sunset," mm. 315 00:10:34,103 --> 00:10:35,520 "Samaritans." 316 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,082 - "Sanskrit on My Arms." 317 00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:42,477 A woman who is going through a bad breakup 318 00:10:42,477 --> 00:10:44,983 gets a Sanskrit tattoo on her arm, 319 00:10:44,983 --> 00:10:49,583 but it turns out to be a clue to find a national treasure 320 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,239 that's been long forgotten. 321 00:10:51,239 --> 00:10:52,193 Let's see that. 322 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,907 - Okay, okay, okay. 323 00:10:53,907 --> 00:10:55,044 - You know, usually when we do this, 324 00:10:55,044 --> 00:10:56,688 you know, it might be like a parent's name 325 00:10:56,688 --> 00:10:57,650 or something like that. 326 00:10:57,650 --> 00:10:58,483 - Okay. - But yeah, 327 00:10:58,483 --> 00:10:59,316 whatever you want, really. 328 00:10:59,316 --> 00:11:00,149 - Whatever you're comfortable with. 329 00:11:00,149 --> 00:11:01,136 - Yeah, can I see the book? 330 00:11:01,136 --> 00:11:02,128 - Yeah. - Yeah, sure, let me grab it. 331 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,094 Let me grab it. - Okay, yeah. 332 00:11:03,094 --> 00:11:04,366 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 333 00:11:04,366 --> 00:11:05,315 - Ooh, God, that's dusty. 334 00:11:05,315 --> 00:11:06,502 Yeah, yeah. 335 00:11:06,502 --> 00:11:07,825 We've not had this one out in a while. 336 00:11:07,825 --> 00:11:08,854 - You guys are like so friendly here. 337 00:11:08,854 --> 00:11:09,832 Are you guys dads? 338 00:11:09,832 --> 00:11:10,691 Yeah, we're both dads. 339 00:11:10,691 --> 00:11:11,524 - Yeah, we're both dads. 340 00:11:11,524 --> 00:11:12,357 - We're both dads. 341 00:11:12,357 --> 00:11:13,739 - That one's actually really interesting. 342 00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:14,572 That's really beautiful. 343 00:11:14,572 --> 00:11:16,382 - Oh. - It kind of looks like words, 344 00:11:16,382 --> 00:11:17,312 but it's not 345 00:11:17,312 --> 00:11:18,199 in a tattoo. - Yeah, totally. 346 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:19,032 - Do you know what it says? 347 00:11:19,032 --> 00:11:21,522 - You know, I don't, but it's kind of moving on the page. 348 00:11:21,522 --> 00:11:22,427 Let's go for it. 349 00:11:22,427 --> 00:11:25,032 Okay. 350 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,474 Ah. 351 00:11:29,474 --> 00:11:32,479 - Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle! 352 00:11:32,479 --> 00:11:33,792 Oh, oh, my God, my God! 353 00:11:33,792 --> 00:11:35,566 Oh, my God. 354 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,940 Hollywood, Hollywood, "Hollywood Ho!" 355 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,165 - D. 356 00:11:41,165 --> 00:11:41,998 - "Dad Time." 357 00:11:42,981 --> 00:11:45,697 Three really cool dads 358 00:11:45,697 --> 00:11:47,014 have decided that- 359 00:11:47,014 --> 00:11:47,847 - Oh, I don't care what they do. 360 00:11:47,847 --> 00:11:48,751 - Let's see it. - Oh, no! 361 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:50,657 - Ah, yeah. 362 00:11:50,657 --> 00:11:53,077 - Ba, ba ba ba ba, ba ba. - Oh, my God, it is time. 363 00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:54,743 Oh. 364 00:11:54,743 --> 00:11:56,815 - It's time for a "Brat" Saturday. 365 00:11:56,815 --> 00:11:58,215 - "Brat" Saturday. - Let me tell you something. 366 00:11:58,215 --> 00:12:01,161 That Charli xcx, she's hilarious 367 00:12:01,161 --> 00:12:02,104 and 368 00:12:02,104 --> 00:12:03,232 a really good singer. 369 00:12:03,232 --> 00:12:05,729 - Yeah, incredibly talented. - Deuces. 370 00:12:06,887 --> 00:12:08,537 - Have you guys heard of this show, "Friends"? 371 00:12:08,537 --> 00:12:09,521 - Oh. - Wait, plural? 372 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,915 - Sorry, "Friend." 373 00:12:10,915 --> 00:12:11,748 Oh. 374 00:12:11,748 --> 00:12:13,775 - You know, it's about the guy, he can only have one friend. 375 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,406 If he gets more, he dies. 376 00:12:15,406 --> 00:12:16,239 - Oh, 377 00:12:16,239 --> 00:12:18,009 so that's his weird deal. - Oh. 378 00:12:18,009 --> 00:12:18,842 Yeah, yeah. 379 00:12:18,842 --> 00:12:20,421 - Oh. - Oh, my gosh, you guys. 380 00:12:20,421 --> 00:12:21,254 You guys heard of this? 381 00:12:21,254 --> 00:12:22,448 It's a, it's a, it's a streaming service. 382 00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:23,878 It's called Dropout TV. 383 00:12:23,878 --> 00:12:25,284 My, my kids love it. 384 00:12:25,284 --> 00:12:27,847 - Is the host always wearing a seersucker suit 385 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:28,991 and a bad tie? 386 00:12:30,136 --> 00:12:32,088 - I don't think they're bad, but some may. 387 00:12:32,923 --> 00:12:34,524 - Don't be a fuckin' brown-noser. 388 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:36,953 Is that an- 389 00:12:38,761 --> 00:12:40,567 - That brings us to round two, 390 00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:42,121 where our players will now test their talents 391 00:12:42,121 --> 00:12:44,466 in teams of twos. 392 00:12:44,466 --> 00:12:45,299 - Hmm. - Ah, 393 00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:46,132 I see. 394 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:46,965 - Caitlin. 395 00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:49,276 - I don't know if I can do improv with my two dads. 396 00:12:49,276 --> 00:12:51,645 Oh, we're about to find out. 397 00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:52,841 - Oh, gosh. 398 00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:53,685 - Nick. - Yeah. 399 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,961 Realizing mid-date you're going viral. 400 00:12:56,961 --> 00:12:58,316 - For me, the whole thing right now 401 00:12:58,316 --> 00:13:00,090 is just authentic connection. 402 00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:00,923 - Right. 403 00:13:00,923 --> 00:13:01,812 Like without that, 404 00:13:01,812 --> 00:13:02,694 forget it. 405 00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:03,527 - Yeah. 406 00:13:03,527 --> 00:13:06,852 No, the last couple of guys I've dated, one was a doctor. 407 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:07,685 - Oh, okay. - And one worked 408 00:13:07,685 --> 00:13:08,942 in like pharmaceuticals. 409 00:13:08,942 --> 00:13:09,954 They were always at work. 410 00:13:09,954 --> 00:13:11,437 And I was like, "Hang out with me." 411 00:13:11,437 --> 00:13:12,342 - Yes. - "Be with me." 412 00:13:12,342 --> 00:13:13,829 - Totally. - "Take me to The Grove." 413 00:13:13,829 --> 00:13:16,109 - Yeah. - And like the long surgeries. 414 00:13:16,109 --> 00:13:18,701 I was like, how many fucking people need surgeries anymore? 415 00:13:18,701 --> 00:13:20,173 Right. 416 00:13:20,173 --> 00:13:21,349 I mean, yeah, a lot. 417 00:13:21,349 --> 00:13:22,280 Yeah, a lot do. 418 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,505 - Oh, my God, hold on, I'm sorry. 419 00:13:23,505 --> 00:13:26,498 Sorry, sorry. 420 00:13:26,498 --> 00:13:28,515 So I have a dog, 421 00:13:28,515 --> 00:13:30,494 and my dog has an Instagram page. 422 00:13:30,494 --> 00:13:31,327 - Oh, okay. 423 00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:36,327 - I posted this like funny video of my dog at a cafe. 424 00:13:36,378 --> 00:13:37,211 - Oh, wow, yeah. 425 00:13:37,211 --> 00:13:38,435 - And I put it on TikTok 426 00:13:38,435 --> 00:13:42,262 and it has 10,000 likes in the last 48 hours. 427 00:13:42,262 --> 00:13:43,301 - That's incredible. 428 00:13:43,301 --> 00:13:44,134 Awesome. - Yeah. 429 00:13:44,134 --> 00:13:45,175 - Hey, congratulations. That's so cool. 430 00:13:45,175 --> 00:13:46,008 Thank you. 431 00:13:46,008 --> 00:13:47,564 This is um- - Yeah. 432 00:13:47,564 --> 00:13:49,129 - This is fucking crazy. 433 00:13:50,941 --> 00:13:51,774 Oh, my God. 434 00:13:51,774 --> 00:13:53,169 - You were mentioning what you do for work. 435 00:13:53,169 --> 00:13:54,670 I mean- - I'm in marketing. 436 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:55,657 - It's gotta be a lot of uh- 437 00:13:55,657 --> 00:13:57,053 - Holy fucking shit! 438 00:13:57,886 --> 00:13:59,668 Jennifer Garner reposted it! 439 00:13:59,668 --> 00:14:00,501 - Oh, my gosh. That's awesome. 440 00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:01,504 I love her. 441 00:14:01,504 --> 00:14:04,237 - Jennifer Garner reposted my TikTok! 442 00:14:05,672 --> 00:14:06,811 Fuck this! 443 00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:08,115 I'm fucking out! 444 00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:12,686 - I love Jennifer Garner. 445 00:14:14,416 --> 00:14:15,744 - Oh, my God. 446 00:14:15,744 --> 00:14:17,667 A "Tosh.0" amount of points. 447 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:19,110 Oh. 448 00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:23,705 - Which brings us to Nick and Geoff. 449 00:14:23,705 --> 00:14:24,587 Hi, Sam. 450 00:14:24,587 --> 00:14:27,130 Immediately regretting holding up a bank. 451 00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:29,616 - Everyone down! - Everyone down! 452 00:14:29,616 --> 00:14:31,039 - On the fucking ground! 453 00:14:31,039 --> 00:14:32,789 - Get down right now! 454 00:14:35,766 --> 00:14:37,331 - We come from generational wealth. 455 00:14:37,331 --> 00:14:38,500 We do. 456 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:39,456 We don't need it. 457 00:14:39,456 --> 00:14:40,289 - We don't need it. 458 00:14:40,289 --> 00:14:41,122 - Hey! - We don't need it. 459 00:14:41,122 --> 00:14:41,955 We don't need it. - We don't need it. 460 00:14:41,955 --> 00:14:42,788 - You know what? We don't need it. 461 00:14:42,788 --> 00:14:44,135 Everybody, go back to it. 462 00:14:44,135 --> 00:14:46,885 - Our dad's invented a little part of the microphone! 463 00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:48,557 You don't even know this, but he gets a little piece 464 00:14:48,557 --> 00:14:49,390 every time you buy- - Every mic! 465 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:50,368 A microphone! 466 00:14:50,368 --> 00:14:52,654 - He gets six cents! - Every microphone! 467 00:14:52,654 --> 00:14:54,485 - Come on! - Continue to withdraw 468 00:14:54,485 --> 00:14:55,960 money normally! 469 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:59,105 - If you're here trying to get a mortgage, keep at it. 470 00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:00,578 Your dream home is around the corner. 471 00:15:01,411 --> 00:15:02,879 - You, too, can ascend to those heights 472 00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:04,573 and you'll take care of your family! 473 00:15:04,573 --> 00:15:07,169 - You, too, can invent a critical component 474 00:15:07,169 --> 00:15:11,261 and get paid every time it's used. 475 00:15:11,261 --> 00:15:13,582 It's a small amount of money, but it adds up. 476 00:15:13,582 --> 00:15:15,298 It adds up. - It's fuckin' ownership! 477 00:15:15,298 --> 00:15:16,244 You heard of it? 478 00:15:16,244 --> 00:15:18,191 Get yourself a patent. 479 00:15:18,191 --> 00:15:19,346 - Get yourself a patent. 480 00:15:19,346 --> 00:15:20,552 - Get yourself a patent right now. 481 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:21,385 Get yours, stand up. 482 00:15:21,385 --> 00:15:22,218 - Yeah, get up. - Get up. 483 00:15:22,218 --> 00:15:23,051 - You, come up. - Sit up. 484 00:15:23,051 --> 00:15:23,884 Sit up. - Come on. 485 00:15:23,884 --> 00:15:24,937 Who are you? Who are you? 486 00:15:24,937 --> 00:15:25,806 Grab the patents. - The manager? 487 00:15:25,806 --> 00:15:27,203 I want you to walk to the vault 488 00:15:27,203 --> 00:15:28,809 and I want you to think of a small improvement 489 00:15:28,809 --> 00:15:29,642 on that vault. 490 00:15:29,642 --> 00:15:30,690 - That's all you need. 491 00:15:30,690 --> 00:15:31,812 - Get the fuckin' patents! 492 00:15:31,812 --> 00:15:33,880 Get in the fuckin' vault! 493 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,046 Wow, you two. 494 00:15:35,046 --> 00:15:36,459 Peas in a pod all day. 495 00:15:36,459 --> 00:15:37,581 All day. 496 00:15:37,581 --> 00:15:38,845 - All the points in the safe. 497 00:15:38,845 --> 00:15:40,138 - All right, nice. - Nice. 498 00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:41,413 Congratulations. 499 00:15:42,426 --> 00:15:44,830 - Which brings us back to Geoff. 500 00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:46,635 - Hi, Sam. - And Caitlin. 501 00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:48,068 Yes. 502 00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:50,532 Breaking the news about the affair doubles 503 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,721 as the birds and the bees talk. 504 00:15:52,721 --> 00:15:53,920 Hey, sweetie. 505 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:54,944 Hi, Daddy. 506 00:15:54,944 --> 00:15:56,373 - Sweetheart, um- 507 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,283 - Yeah, Dad? 508 00:15:57,283 --> 00:15:58,523 - Daddy made a mistake. 509 00:15:58,523 --> 00:15:59,356 - Uh-oh. 510 00:15:59,356 --> 00:16:01,598 Did you go potty in your pants or something like that? 511 00:16:01,598 --> 00:16:02,431 Don't be embarrassed. - There was like 512 00:16:02,431 --> 00:16:03,482 a fluid exchange, 513 00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:04,945 but that's not it. - Oh, God, no. 514 00:16:04,945 --> 00:16:07,816 - You know how Mommy and Daddy love each other very much 515 00:16:07,816 --> 00:16:09,180 and that's where you came from, 516 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,013 right? - Yeah. 517 00:16:10,013 --> 00:16:11,133 - Mommy's been working a lot. 518 00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,749 - At the museum, huh? - Yeah. 519 00:16:12,749 --> 00:16:14,993 Daddy has been also putting in a lot of time 520 00:16:14,993 --> 00:16:16,973 at the office and- - And I've just been home. 521 00:16:16,973 --> 00:16:18,627 Yeah, you've just been home. 522 00:16:18,627 --> 00:16:19,643 You've just been home. 523 00:16:19,643 --> 00:16:20,476 Yeah. 524 00:16:20,476 --> 00:16:22,297 - So while Daddy was working- 525 00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:23,130 - Mm-hmm. 526 00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:25,167 - There was not a mommy, 527 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:28,219 but like a, a, a person with mommy energy. 528 00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:29,479 - Dad, you're so serious. 529 00:16:29,479 --> 00:16:30,312 Yeah. 530 00:16:30,312 --> 00:16:32,915 And, uh, Daddy fell in love with that person 531 00:16:32,915 --> 00:16:34,870 who we'll call Jane 'cause that's her name. 532 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:35,971 Hold on a second. 533 00:16:35,971 --> 00:16:36,804 - Okay. 534 00:16:36,804 --> 00:16:38,127 - Because it's against the law 535 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,721 to be in love with two people. 536 00:16:39,721 --> 00:16:41,735 - Bigamy is criminal. 537 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:42,791 You're correct. 538 00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:45,145 But that's if you're trying to marry someone 539 00:16:45,145 --> 00:16:46,311 and you're already married. 540 00:16:46,311 --> 00:16:47,697 Slightly different. 541 00:16:47,697 --> 00:16:52,493 Infidelity is illegal in some states, not this one. 542 00:16:52,493 --> 00:16:53,472 So technically, 543 00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:54,994 no crimes were committed- 544 00:16:54,994 --> 00:16:56,952 - Okay. - In our local jurisdiction. 545 00:16:56,952 --> 00:16:57,785 - Okay. 546 00:16:57,785 --> 00:16:58,618 Daddy, you're using a lot 547 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,168 of words I don't understand. - I am so sorry. 548 00:17:00,168 --> 00:17:01,001 Complication. - Your dad fucked 549 00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:01,848 your pediatrician. - Oh. 550 00:17:01,848 --> 00:17:02,806 Okay, 551 00:17:02,806 --> 00:17:03,639 Linda. 552 00:17:03,639 --> 00:17:04,472 - Dad! 553 00:17:04,472 --> 00:17:05,305 - Linda. 554 00:17:05,305 --> 00:17:06,940 - Coming in with the button. 555 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:09,537 When two points love each other very much... 556 00:17:09,537 --> 00:17:10,537 - Ah. - Mm. 557 00:17:10,537 --> 00:17:11,945 - Caitlin once more. 558 00:17:11,945 --> 00:17:12,778 - Yes. 559 00:17:12,778 --> 00:17:14,458 - And Nick once more. - Oh. 560 00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:17,987 Sully, the pilot, tries to use his heroism 561 00:17:17,987 --> 00:17:20,818 to get a table at a restaurant. 562 00:17:20,818 --> 00:17:23,665 - Hi there. Yeah, your name? 563 00:17:28,063 --> 00:17:30,042 Your last name? 564 00:17:34,104 --> 00:17:35,001 - Oh, no. 565 00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:36,884 Wahhhhhh 566 00:17:38,329 --> 00:17:39,768 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 567 00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,208 I guess we're gonna fall in the river. 568 00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:42,384 We're gonna go in the Hudson River. 569 00:17:42,384 --> 00:17:43,217 Oh, no, no. 570 00:17:43,217 --> 00:17:44,068 I'll do it safely. 571 00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:44,948 I'm the pilot. 572 00:17:44,948 --> 00:17:45,781 Da da da. 573 00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:47,093 Oh, everybody's safe. 574 00:17:49,127 --> 00:17:50,080 - Mr. Sully Sullenberg. 575 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,428 Yes. 576 00:17:51,428 --> 00:17:52,774 Okay, great. 577 00:17:52,774 --> 00:17:53,607 Sorry. 578 00:17:53,607 --> 00:17:54,523 Uh, great, I think we should have that ready 579 00:17:54,523 --> 00:17:56,426 in about 20 to 25 minutes. 580 00:17:59,253 --> 00:18:00,086 - Oh, my God, 581 00:18:00,086 --> 00:18:02,450 you saved us river. 582 00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:04,609 Oh, my God, everyone got off just safe. 583 00:18:04,609 --> 00:18:05,863 - Okay, I think, okay, okay. - I don't wanna- 584 00:18:05,863 --> 00:18:07,012 - All right, okay, yes, yes. 585 00:18:07,012 --> 00:18:07,845 Okay, you're a hero. 586 00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:09,132 You are. - You're a hero, Sully. 587 00:18:09,132 --> 00:18:10,927 - Looks like we have a booth opening up in the back left. 588 00:18:10,927 --> 00:18:12,332 Of course, we'll- 589 00:18:12,332 --> 00:18:13,940 - You ever flown a plane, son? 590 00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,132 - I'm giving you what you want. 591 00:18:18,352 --> 00:18:20,163 - Yeah, a presidential point of honor. 592 00:18:20,163 --> 00:18:21,192 - Nice. - Oh. 593 00:18:21,192 --> 00:18:22,025 - Nick. - Yeah. 594 00:18:22,025 --> 00:18:22,858 And Geoff. 595 00:18:22,858 --> 00:18:24,590 - Ah. - Hi, Sam. 596 00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:26,041 A blackjack dealer 597 00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:29,871 introduces some new game mechanics they designed. 598 00:18:29,871 --> 00:18:30,704 - There you are. 599 00:18:30,704 --> 00:18:31,537 - Thank you. - There you are, 600 00:18:31,537 --> 00:18:32,419 there you are, there you are. 601 00:18:32,419 --> 00:18:34,025 And guess what? A third card. 602 00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:36,486 Oh, okay. 603 00:18:36,486 --> 00:18:37,480 - Now here's the thing. 604 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,902 You can trade it. 605 00:18:38,902 --> 00:18:39,884 Excuse me? 606 00:18:39,884 --> 00:18:40,717 - You can trade it. 607 00:18:40,717 --> 00:18:41,550 You can find anyone at this table. 608 00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:42,383 You can trade it. 609 00:18:42,383 --> 00:18:44,006 - Is it any card or just this third card? 610 00:18:44,006 --> 00:18:45,227 So okay, so the third card- - Just the third card. 611 00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:46,327 You can trade it with someone. 612 00:18:46,327 --> 00:18:47,441 - This is fun, fun. - It kinda makes it 613 00:18:47,441 --> 00:18:48,623 a little more collaborative. - Okay, so it's 614 00:18:48,623 --> 00:18:49,514 like wild card. 615 00:18:49,514 --> 00:18:50,394 - Exactly. - Okay, great. 616 00:18:50,394 --> 00:18:51,509 - But if you do- 617 00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:52,342 - Oh? 618 00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:53,808 - You owe them a favor for the rest of your life. 619 00:18:57,163 --> 00:18:57,996 - Oh, okay. 620 00:18:57,996 --> 00:19:01,552 So if I hold onto the card, there's no favor owed. 621 00:19:01,552 --> 00:19:02,959 - There's no, you won't- - There's no like life debt 622 00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:03,961 or anything like- - A newbie. 623 00:19:03,961 --> 00:19:05,705 No, you will not owe a life debt 624 00:19:05,705 --> 00:19:07,177 - if you don't trade the card. - Okay, okay, okay. 625 00:19:07,177 --> 00:19:08,010 - But if you do- 626 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:08,843 - But if I do- 627 00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:12,025 - Whatever it is, whenever it is, you cannot refuse. 628 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:12,968 Okay. 629 00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:15,475 If I trade the card, I will owe a life debt. 630 00:19:15,475 --> 00:19:18,642 Can I pre-agree what that life debt is gonna be 631 00:19:18,642 --> 00:19:19,654 with the trading partner? 632 00:19:19,654 --> 00:19:20,487 - Absolutely. 633 00:19:20,487 --> 00:19:21,746 - Okay, okay, we're back. - No, of course- 634 00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:23,470 - It's fun again. - Of course you can pre-agree, 635 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:25,109 but there is a hitch. 636 00:19:25,109 --> 00:19:25,942 Okay. 637 00:19:25,942 --> 00:19:27,023 - If you pre-agree- 638 00:19:27,023 --> 00:19:27,856 - Uh-huh. 639 00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:29,366 - Then the third player at the table 640 00:19:29,366 --> 00:19:30,510 gets to kill one of you. 641 00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:32,079 Oh, wow, okay. 642 00:19:32,079 --> 00:19:33,326 - But only one of you. 643 00:19:33,326 --> 00:19:35,110 - Is that up to the third player? 644 00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:36,879 - If they choose to not kill one of you, 645 00:19:36,879 --> 00:19:38,675 that is when we enter phase two. 646 00:19:38,675 --> 00:19:39,826 Oh, okay. 647 00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:40,743 So what is phase two? 648 00:19:40,743 --> 00:19:43,743 - And in phase two, they now have to pick a child, 649 00:19:43,743 --> 00:19:44,943 one to live 650 00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:47,159 and one to banish. 651 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,448 One to live, one to banish. - Wow. 652 00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:51,322 Just banish? 653 00:19:51,322 --> 00:19:52,466 - Yes, yes. - But for a child, 654 00:19:52,466 --> 00:19:53,775 that's almost a death sentence. 655 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,161 - Without a doubt, exactly. - Okay. 656 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,205 It's something to consider. 657 00:19:56,205 --> 00:19:57,038 - Okay, wow. 658 00:19:57,038 --> 00:19:58,307 - See, now you're thinking like a pro. 659 00:19:58,307 --> 00:20:00,580 - There's a possibility that child could survive banishment, 660 00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:02,015 come back stronger. - Exactly. 661 00:20:02,015 --> 00:20:03,179 Like a Spartan situation. 662 00:20:03,179 --> 00:20:04,083 - Totally. - Okay. 663 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,700 - And remember, it's not your child. 664 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,722 I can't stress this enough 665 00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:07,667 to the new players. - Okay, okay. 666 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:08,500 Well, that was a question. - It'll be the 667 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,791 third player's decision. 668 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,420 - Okay, they also choose which children to choose between. 669 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,899 In a phase two situation- 670 00:20:13,899 --> 00:20:15,447 - A phase two situation. - Please remember, 671 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,084 you're choosing to make a pre-agreement 672 00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:17,920 with the second player. 673 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,753 - Yes. 674 00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:19,819 - That activated means the third player 675 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,117 can either kill one of you- 676 00:20:21,117 --> 00:20:22,269 - Okay. - Or can banish- 677 00:20:22,269 --> 00:20:24,871 - In a scenario where I survive the killing, 678 00:20:24,871 --> 00:20:26,129 which is not a guarantee- - Yes. 679 00:20:26,129 --> 00:20:27,151 That's exactly right. - Okay. 680 00:20:27,151 --> 00:20:29,439 How are those children selected? 681 00:20:29,439 --> 00:20:30,471 - Okay, well, now we're in phase- 682 00:20:30,471 --> 00:20:31,304 - Excuse me, sir. 683 00:20:31,304 --> 00:20:32,137 - Mm-hmm. - I'm here 684 00:20:32,137 --> 00:20:33,662 for the potential banishment. 685 00:20:33,662 --> 00:20:34,495 - Oh. - Oh, 686 00:20:34,495 --> 00:20:35,603 that's an adorable child. 687 00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:36,436 - You're late. 688 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,269 And I'm really sorry to say this, 689 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,501 but your dad made a choice. 690 00:20:38,501 --> 00:20:40,411 You're gonna go ahead and just keep walking out that door. 691 00:20:41,244 --> 00:20:42,851 Wow, wow. 692 00:20:42,851 --> 00:20:45,152 - Yeah, five points that the house will win back. 693 00:20:45,152 --> 00:20:45,985 - Oh, yes. 694 00:20:45,985 --> 00:20:49,072 - As we move on to the last prompt of round two. 695 00:20:49,072 --> 00:20:50,022 Geoff- - Uh-huh? 696 00:20:50,022 --> 00:20:50,923 - And Caitlin. 697 00:20:50,923 --> 00:20:51,756 Yeah. 698 00:20:51,756 --> 00:20:53,651 Your friend who complained 699 00:20:53,651 --> 00:20:56,171 all board game night just won. 700 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:59,691 - So it is your turn to roll the dice. 701 00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:00,832 Okay. 702 00:21:00,832 --> 00:21:01,665 - Here we go. 703 00:21:01,665 --> 00:21:02,712 Come on, James. 704 00:21:02,712 --> 00:21:04,481 - Here I go. - Okay. 705 00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:06,653 - Oh. 706 00:21:06,653 --> 00:21:07,711 - Five. 707 00:21:07,711 --> 00:21:10,131 - Okay. - Okay. 708 00:21:10,131 --> 00:21:12,251 Oh. 709 00:21:12,251 --> 00:21:14,879 One, 710 00:21:14,879 --> 00:21:16,702 two, 711 00:21:16,702 --> 00:21:18,371 three, 712 00:21:18,371 --> 00:21:22,491 four, five. 713 00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:24,927 Oh, my God, James. 714 00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:27,562 Jesus. 715 00:21:27,562 --> 00:21:29,290 - I fuckin' won it. 716 00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:30,123 James. 717 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,340 I fuckin' won it. 718 00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:34,538 After all the bullshit, I won it. 719 00:21:34,538 --> 00:21:36,479 - Bullshit? - Oh, God, 720 00:21:36,479 --> 00:21:37,900 it feels good. 721 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:40,100 - James, my kid's sleeping upstairs. 722 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,168 - That's a you problem. 723 00:21:43,551 --> 00:21:45,029 Oh, it feels good. 724 00:21:45,029 --> 00:21:46,438 This game fucking sucked 725 00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:47,571 and I won it. 726 00:21:47,571 --> 00:21:48,616 - It's The Game of Life. 727 00:21:48,616 --> 00:21:50,717 I mean, it- - Dude, it took three hours. 728 00:21:50,717 --> 00:21:51,550 How? 729 00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:52,383 There's the two of us- 730 00:21:52,383 --> 00:21:53,216 - Oh. - And we go round 731 00:21:53,216 --> 00:21:54,094 and round in circles. 732 00:21:54,094 --> 00:21:55,271 You know how that goes. 733 00:21:55,271 --> 00:21:57,042 You came over, you're going through a divorce, 734 00:21:57,042 --> 00:21:59,132 you wanted some levity, I brought out The Game of Life, 735 00:21:59,132 --> 00:22:00,650 and you were being a dick to me all night long. 736 00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:02,740 - I feel fucking great. 737 00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:06,381 - Okay. - I am on the goddamn moon. 738 00:22:06,381 --> 00:22:09,417 I'm not even thinking about Jessica. 739 00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:10,913 - Okay, let me get Monopoly. 740 00:22:12,717 --> 00:22:14,454 - Wow. 741 00:22:14,454 --> 00:22:15,632 Love that, players. 742 00:22:15,632 --> 00:22:17,766 32 points on the very last turn to you both. 743 00:22:17,766 --> 00:22:18,866 - Mm-hmm. - Which brings us 744 00:22:18,866 --> 00:22:22,100 to our final minigame. 745 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,662 This is a little minigame 746 00:22:23,662 --> 00:22:26,621 that we like to call "Locals Only." 747 00:22:26,621 --> 00:22:27,864 How it works is, players, 748 00:22:27,864 --> 00:22:30,812 you will start a three-person scene 749 00:22:30,812 --> 00:22:33,309 in a particular location of my choosing. 750 00:22:33,309 --> 00:22:36,158 I will then ask you to make that scene more 751 00:22:36,158 --> 00:22:39,194 and more local to said location. 752 00:22:39,194 --> 00:22:40,943 I will give you a physical location instead 753 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:41,790 to start the scene. 754 00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:44,749 That location is a palace. 755 00:22:44,749 --> 00:22:45,728 - Buckingham. 756 00:22:45,728 --> 00:22:48,709 Yes, it was built long, long ago. 757 00:22:48,709 --> 00:22:49,710 - Oh, nice. - Nice. 758 00:22:49,710 --> 00:22:53,098 - These floors are made of elephant tusks- 759 00:22:53,098 --> 00:22:55,485 - Oh, wow, hey, that's- - And 19-karat gold. 760 00:22:55,485 --> 00:22:56,640 - More British. 761 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,554 If you see here, 762 00:22:58,554 --> 00:23:00,369 we have the portrait 763 00:23:00,369 --> 00:23:03,273 of Mr. Buckingham himself. 764 00:23:03,273 --> 00:23:04,879 - John Buckingham himself. - Which is what- 765 00:23:04,879 --> 00:23:07,283 - And was his skin really the Union Jack? 766 00:23:07,283 --> 00:23:09,985 - More British. - We have the family. 767 00:23:10,818 --> 00:23:12,658 The royal court. 768 00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:13,966 Oh, there's somethin', eh? 769 00:23:13,966 --> 00:23:15,532 It does has it, dinnae? 770 00:23:15,532 --> 00:23:16,723 - Eh. - Gentlemen. 771 00:23:16,723 --> 00:23:17,703 Well. 772 00:23:17,703 --> 00:23:19,708 - If you would please follow me 773 00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:21,116 over here 774 00:23:21,116 --> 00:23:23,775 where we have compliment- Even more upper crust, 775 00:23:23,775 --> 00:23:26,756 - please, Caitlin. - Complimentary biscuits 776 00:23:26,756 --> 00:23:27,867 and tea. 777 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:29,396 - Oh, my. - Ah, biscuits, tea. 778 00:23:29,396 --> 00:23:30,804 Here we go. - Elephant tusk it is. 779 00:23:30,804 --> 00:23:32,342 - Yay. - More Cockney. 780 00:23:32,342 --> 00:23:33,521 - Yeah. - The only thing I know 781 00:23:33,521 --> 00:23:35,347 is a freakin' beer biscuit. 782 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:37,888 - We've got beer biscuits in the gift shop. 783 00:23:37,888 --> 00:23:38,721 - Here we go. - And now you're 784 00:23:38,721 --> 00:23:39,962 all The Beatles. 785 00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:40,795 - You know, 786 00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:41,628 I've got a song idea. 787 00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:42,461 - Okay. - Because- 788 00:23:42,461 --> 00:23:43,294 - Hey, they got us 789 00:23:43,294 --> 00:23:44,157 some good beer biscuits. - If we go to- 790 00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:45,585 - You know what they're saying about beer biscuits? 791 00:23:45,585 --> 00:23:46,543 - Yeah, John. 792 00:23:46,543 --> 00:23:47,905 - It gets you drunk before it gets you full. 793 00:23:47,905 --> 00:23:49,124 Yeah. 794 00:23:49,124 --> 00:23:50,695 Yeah, that's a good one, yeah. ♪ It gets you drunk ♪ 795 00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:52,625 ♪ Before it gets you full ♪ 796 00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:54,775 ♪ We're gonna eat the biscuits ♪ ♪ Eat the biscuits ♪ 797 00:23:54,775 --> 00:23:56,545 ♪ And they'll have baguettes ♪ 798 00:23:56,545 --> 00:23:57,536 ♪ Let's eat ♪ - And now you're all 799 00:23:57,536 --> 00:23:58,676 Jason Statham. ♪ And we gonna ♪ 800 00:23:58,676 --> 00:24:00,775 You know what I realized? 801 00:24:00,775 --> 00:24:02,196 - Oh! Hey, hey! 802 00:24:02,196 --> 00:24:03,564 - Fuckin' hate music. 803 00:24:03,564 --> 00:24:05,866 You know what I realized? 804 00:24:05,866 --> 00:24:08,116 - No. - I fuckin' hate you. 805 00:24:08,116 --> 00:24:09,665 - You didn't need to do that, love. 806 00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:10,498 Hey. - You didn't have 807 00:24:10,498 --> 00:24:11,331 to stab yourself, mate. - You didn't have 808 00:24:11,331 --> 00:24:12,164 to stab yourself. 809 00:24:12,164 --> 00:24:14,166 - You stay back or I'm finished. 810 00:24:15,024 --> 00:24:15,979 - Stay back- - You're not gonna do that 811 00:24:15,979 --> 00:24:16,992 to me mate. - Stay back or- 812 00:24:16,992 --> 00:24:17,902 - And you're not gonna say that. 813 00:24:17,902 --> 00:24:19,444 You're not gonna do that to him. 814 00:24:19,444 --> 00:24:20,314 How dare you? 815 00:24:21,354 --> 00:24:22,661 - Where do we go from here, boys? 816 00:24:23,494 --> 00:24:24,654 Well- 817 00:24:24,654 --> 00:24:26,582 That brings us 818 00:24:26,582 --> 00:24:29,510 to round three where my players will now hold hands 819 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:32,894 and jump into the abyss together. 820 00:24:32,894 --> 00:24:33,727 Caitlin. - Yeah? 821 00:24:33,727 --> 00:24:34,560 - Nick. - Yeah. 822 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,393 - Geoff. - Hi, Sam. 823 00:24:35,393 --> 00:24:38,989 The tension in this reality show reunion episode 824 00:24:38,989 --> 00:24:41,132 is going to bubble over 825 00:24:41,132 --> 00:24:43,160 at any moment. 826 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,701 - And I will say that Thursday afternoon- 827 00:24:46,701 --> 00:24:47,788 - Oh, okay. 828 00:24:49,381 --> 00:24:52,042 - Is when I realized that actually we were never going 829 00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:53,173 to close in escrow. 830 00:24:53,173 --> 00:24:55,703 - I told you that we were going to close in escrow, 831 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,862 but then you pissed off the client like you always do. 832 00:24:58,862 --> 00:25:01,382 And that is why I no longer want 833 00:25:01,382 --> 00:25:04,961 to be your real estate mega-million Beverly Hills 834 00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:07,161 in the Hills Hollywood Hills home partner. 835 00:25:07,994 --> 00:25:09,773 - God, are we even gonna talk about the Range Rover? 836 00:25:09,773 --> 00:25:10,606 Or are we just, 837 00:25:10,606 --> 00:25:11,439 we're not gonna talk about it? - Oh, my God. 838 00:25:11,439 --> 00:25:12,926 - Okay. - It's not about 839 00:25:12,926 --> 00:25:14,675 the Range Rover. - Wow, wow. 840 00:25:14,675 --> 00:25:15,859 - It's about trust. 841 00:25:15,859 --> 00:25:17,611 - Okay, yeah, yeah. - When you say there's going 842 00:25:17,611 --> 00:25:20,939 to be a six-CD spinner in a Range Rover- 843 00:25:20,939 --> 00:25:22,342 - Stop that, stop that. - And we get in and there's- 844 00:25:22,342 --> 00:25:23,400 - Stop it. 845 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,503 That is closed. 846 00:25:24,503 --> 00:25:25,378 That's a closed book. 847 00:25:25,378 --> 00:25:26,211 Don't open that. 848 00:25:26,211 --> 00:25:27,124 You won't like what you see. 849 00:25:27,124 --> 00:25:28,128 - I guess we're not going to talk 850 00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:30,067 about my 30th birthday party. 851 00:25:30,067 --> 00:25:31,312 Oh. 852 00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:32,198 Damn it. 853 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,031 - It was Cirque- - I'm staying, 854 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:33,864 I'm staying, I'm staying. - du Soleil themed 855 00:25:33,864 --> 00:25:34,697 and you showed up 856 00:25:34,697 --> 00:25:36,776 in cargo shorts. - You know exactly 857 00:25:36,776 --> 00:25:37,711 why that happened. - And you ruined 858 00:25:37,711 --> 00:25:40,716 the entire vibe of the party. 859 00:25:40,716 --> 00:25:41,679 - Wow, here we go. 860 00:25:41,679 --> 00:25:43,444 - If I'm not having fun at my birthday, 861 00:25:43,444 --> 00:25:44,297 then it's not a good 862 00:25:44,297 --> 00:25:45,561 birthday party. 863 00:25:45,561 --> 00:25:46,394 What? 864 00:25:49,002 --> 00:25:50,540 - A point for every interruption- 865 00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:51,373 - Ah. - To you all. 866 00:25:51,373 --> 00:25:52,913 - Wow, then we're doing very well. 867 00:25:52,913 --> 00:25:53,746 - Caitlin. - Yes. 868 00:25:53,746 --> 00:25:54,579 - Nick. - Yeah. 869 00:25:54,579 --> 00:25:55,609 - Geoff. - Hi, Sam. 870 00:25:55,609 --> 00:25:59,498 New parents subtly keep their hot mess friend 871 00:25:59,498 --> 00:26:01,610 from holding the baby. 872 00:26:01,610 --> 00:26:03,326 - Hey, fuckin' motherfuckers. 873 00:26:03,326 --> 00:26:04,322 Hi. 874 00:26:05,155 --> 00:26:06,464 Hi. - Hey, 'ey. 875 00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:07,755 - Hey. - 'Ey. 876 00:26:07,755 --> 00:26:08,588 Hey. 877 00:26:08,588 --> 00:26:09,548 - 'Ey. - Hey. 878 00:26:09,548 --> 00:26:11,899 ♪ Let me see the baby ♪ - Okay, look, okay, okay. 879 00:26:11,899 --> 00:26:14,088 ♪ Let me see the baby ♪ - Okay, okay, okay, one sec. 880 00:26:14,088 --> 00:26:15,046 ♪ Ha na na ♪ - It's a little loud. 881 00:26:15,046 --> 00:26:16,051 A little loud, a little loud. ♪ Na na na ♪ 882 00:26:16,051 --> 00:26:17,131 - Sebastian's asleep. 883 00:26:17,131 --> 00:26:18,900 - Sebastian's asleep. - Sebastian? 884 00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:20,005 Okay, well, I'm Ariel. 885 00:26:20,939 --> 00:26:22,207 - That is his name, hi. - Hi. 886 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,373 Ah. - Okay, okay. 887 00:26:25,388 --> 00:26:27,248 How are you? 888 00:26:27,248 --> 00:26:29,538 - My dad's name was Sebastian and you know that. 889 00:26:29,538 --> 00:26:30,371 - Yeah. - So it's a- 890 00:26:30,371 --> 00:26:33,638 - Okay, well, he died before you and I were friends, so. 891 00:26:33,638 --> 00:26:35,058 Um, is there, 892 00:26:35,058 --> 00:26:37,348 you guys have, ooh, ooh! 893 00:26:37,348 --> 00:26:38,946 Can I have some of this vodka? 894 00:26:38,946 --> 00:26:40,388 I need like just a- 895 00:26:40,388 --> 00:26:41,221 - That's fine, yeah. 896 00:26:41,221 --> 00:26:42,199 Go for it. - A palate cleanser. 897 00:26:42,199 --> 00:26:44,010 I Ubered, I Ubered, I Ubered, I Ubered. 898 00:26:44,010 --> 00:26:45,448 - Don't kill me. - No one was saying anything. 899 00:26:45,448 --> 00:26:46,928 - Yes. - No one was saying anything. 900 00:26:46,928 --> 00:26:48,048 - Um, uh, uh- - Um, uh, uh, uh- 901 00:26:48,048 --> 00:26:49,090 - So- - Please. 902 00:26:49,090 --> 00:26:51,506 - I have a car problem 903 00:26:51,506 --> 00:26:55,771 and I need some money. 904 00:26:55,771 --> 00:26:56,626 - We know. - We know, we know. 905 00:26:56,626 --> 00:26:57,459 - We know. - I need 906 00:26:57,459 --> 00:26:59,526 like $10,000. - Claire, I know. 907 00:26:59,526 --> 00:27:00,359 - Okay. - I know. 908 00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,052 - Because it's being impounded. 909 00:27:02,052 --> 00:27:02,885 - Yeah. 910 00:27:02,885 --> 00:27:04,112 - And I need to get it out- 911 00:27:04,112 --> 00:27:05,011 - Claire. - Of the impoundation. 912 00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:05,941 - Claire, we know. - Yeah. 913 00:27:05,941 --> 00:27:07,304 - Claire. - And then I need to take it 914 00:27:07,304 --> 00:27:08,142 to the shop- - Yes. 915 00:27:08,142 --> 00:27:09,209 - Claire. - And it needs to be fixed 916 00:27:09,209 --> 00:27:10,277 so it can be driven. 917 00:27:10,277 --> 00:27:11,110 - Right. - Claire, this is a- 918 00:27:11,110 --> 00:27:12,366 - But we can talk about it later. 919 00:27:12,366 --> 00:27:14,862 - Let me hold the baby. - Okay, whoa, whoa, hold on. 920 00:27:14,862 --> 00:27:17,183 - Sorry, Claire, Claire, your hands are covered in oil. 921 00:27:17,183 --> 00:27:18,195 Just covered. - Your hands are- 922 00:27:18,195 --> 00:27:19,559 - Oh, my God, I forgot. - Covered in oil. 923 00:27:19,559 --> 00:27:20,392 - Okay, um- - Clean them. 924 00:27:20,392 --> 00:27:21,433 - They're so- - Is there a sink? 925 00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:22,266 Is it this thing in the- - Yes, this is a house. 926 00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:23,182 - Yes, yes. - Okay. 927 00:27:23,182 --> 00:27:24,015 - It's a house, and yeah. - It's a house. 928 00:27:24,015 --> 00:27:26,464 Indeed we have- - Okay. 929 00:27:26,464 --> 00:27:28,384 - Claire, I have $10,000 for you. 930 00:27:28,384 --> 00:27:29,535 - Yeah. - You do? 931 00:27:29,535 --> 00:27:30,368 - Yeah. - Yes, 932 00:27:30,368 --> 00:27:31,201 I have $10,000. - Oh, my God. 933 00:27:31,201 --> 00:27:33,784 - We just need you to not come to the baptism. 934 00:27:33,784 --> 00:27:34,617 - What? 935 00:27:34,617 --> 00:27:35,450 The 10 grand is yours. 936 00:27:35,450 --> 00:27:36,283 - The 10 grand is yours. 937 00:27:36,283 --> 00:27:37,116 - The part- - Okay, I thought you 938 00:27:37,116 --> 00:27:38,215 were talking about my baptism. 939 00:27:38,215 --> 00:27:39,624 I was like, wait a second. 940 00:27:39,624 --> 00:27:41,223 Are you guys like weird Christian freaks now? 941 00:27:41,223 --> 00:27:43,135 - What? - Like I'm down, 942 00:27:43,135 --> 00:27:44,895 but how do I get there 943 00:27:44,895 --> 00:27:45,728 like if I don't have car? - No, no, no. 944 00:27:45,728 --> 00:27:46,686 - No, no, no, we're saying. - No, no, no, no, no, no, 945 00:27:46,686 --> 00:27:47,742 no, no, no, no, no, no. - That's the opposite 946 00:27:47,742 --> 00:27:48,575 of what we're saying. 947 00:27:48,575 --> 00:27:49,408 - That's the opposite. - What we're saying- 948 00:27:49,408 --> 00:27:50,241 - Okay, okay. 949 00:27:50,241 --> 00:27:51,079 - Okay, no, what we're saying 950 00:27:51,079 --> 00:27:53,175 is do not come to Sebastian's baptism 951 00:27:53,175 --> 00:27:54,925 and you can have this $10,000 952 00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:55,953 for your- - That's the exchange. 953 00:27:55,953 --> 00:27:57,197 - Complicated car problem. 954 00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,093 - That's the exchange. 955 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,540 - I thought that I was the godmother. 956 00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:01,700 - No. - No. 957 00:28:04,102 --> 00:28:06,068 Absolutely not. 958 00:28:06,068 --> 00:28:07,399 30 points doing tummy time. 959 00:28:07,399 --> 00:28:09,577 - I love doing tummy time with myself. 960 00:28:09,577 --> 00:28:14,339 - Which brings us to the last prompt of our game. 961 00:28:14,339 --> 00:28:15,396 - No! - No. 962 00:28:15,396 --> 00:28:16,229 - No! 963 00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:17,147 - Caitlin. - What? 964 00:28:17,147 --> 00:28:17,980 - Nick. 965 00:28:17,980 --> 00:28:19,134 - You're not doing it, Sam. 966 00:28:19,134 --> 00:28:19,967 - Geoff. 967 00:28:19,967 --> 00:28:21,989 - No! - Don't do this to us, Sam. 968 00:28:21,989 --> 00:28:23,399 Here I go. 969 00:28:23,399 --> 00:28:26,101 A student film that somehow touches 970 00:28:26,101 --> 00:28:27,778 on every issue. 971 00:28:29,471 --> 00:28:32,142 - You guys, I can't believe Greg's gone. 972 00:28:32,142 --> 00:28:34,105 It's just really fucked up, 973 00:28:34,105 --> 00:28:34,938 you know? 974 00:28:34,938 --> 00:28:38,492 He was so depressed and he had ADHD. 975 00:28:38,492 --> 00:28:40,761 - Yeah. - ADHD kills. 976 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:42,171 You can't pay attention, 977 00:28:42,171 --> 00:28:44,865 that could result in a terrible, tragic accident. 978 00:28:44,865 --> 00:28:46,758 - Or you're drinking at the freaking wheel. 979 00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:48,974 - I wish he would've done his homework better. 980 00:28:48,974 --> 00:28:50,371 - If only he had done his homework, 981 00:28:50,371 --> 00:28:52,824 he would've known that microplastics are everywhere. 982 00:28:52,824 --> 00:28:56,126 They're everywhere. 983 00:28:56,126 --> 00:28:58,843 Greg, how can you be so foolish? 984 00:28:58,843 --> 00:29:01,249 Everything he had was a plastic container. 985 00:29:01,249 --> 00:29:03,229 - So many water bottles sitting 986 00:29:03,229 --> 00:29:06,232 in his car overnight, half drunk, 987 00:29:06,232 --> 00:29:08,773 and he would just keep using them over 988 00:29:08,773 --> 00:29:10,205 and over- - I'm sorry- 989 00:29:10,205 --> 00:29:11,237 - And over again. - But if you're 990 00:29:11,237 --> 00:29:12,457 buying action figures, 991 00:29:12,457 --> 00:29:14,298 you're putting a gun straight to your head. 992 00:29:14,298 --> 00:29:15,373 But you know what I admired 993 00:29:15,373 --> 00:29:16,206 about him? 994 00:29:16,206 --> 00:29:17,377 His polyamorous lifestyle. 995 00:29:17,377 --> 00:29:19,036 Uh-huh. 996 00:29:19,036 --> 00:29:20,853 - He was really sexually fluid 997 00:29:20,853 --> 00:29:22,941 and that's what I loved about him the most. 998 00:29:22,941 --> 00:29:24,818 - And he kept saying, "Don't kink shame me." 999 00:29:24,818 --> 00:29:26,292 - Yeah. - But at some point, 1000 00:29:26,292 --> 00:29:27,961 there does have to be a line. 1001 00:29:27,961 --> 00:29:29,892 - You guys, don't judge him. 1002 00:29:29,892 --> 00:29:31,583 - Ugh. - He had ADHD. 1003 00:29:33,386 --> 00:29:34,234 - Wow. - He can't see 1004 00:29:34,234 --> 00:29:35,706 without his glasses. 1005 00:29:39,035 --> 00:29:40,200 Where are his glasses? 1006 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,092 He can't see without his glasses. 1007 00:29:43,896 --> 00:29:47,492 - 44 incredibly deep points if you're 22 years old 1008 00:29:47,492 --> 00:29:48,968 for the three of you. 1009 00:29:48,968 --> 00:29:52,539 That brings us to the end of our show. 1010 00:29:52,539 --> 00:29:55,143 Our winner tonight, 1011 00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:58,628 Geoff Ross. 1012 00:29:58,628 --> 00:29:59,718 What? 1013 00:29:59,718 --> 00:30:00,551 - Geoff, 1014 00:30:00,551 --> 00:30:02,965 you are the recipient- - Oh, my God. 1015 00:30:02,965 --> 00:30:04,276 - Of the coveted- 1016 00:30:04,276 --> 00:30:06,297 - Ah. - Golden Ear. 1017 00:30:06,297 --> 00:30:07,130 - Ah. 1018 00:30:07,130 --> 00:30:08,828 - That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise." 1019 00:30:08,828 --> 00:30:11,388 Tune in next time for more of the Game Samer. 1020 00:30:11,388 --> 00:30:13,573 I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me. 1021 00:30:13,573 --> 00:30:14,406 Goodnight.