1 00:00:00,049 --> 00:00:02,179 - [Sam] Tonight, in a step down 2 00:00:02,179 --> 00:00:03,888 from her "After Midnight" appearances, 3 00:00:03,888 --> 00:00:05,817 it's Caitlin Reilly. 4 00:00:05,817 --> 00:00:07,686 (lively jazz music) 5 00:00:07,686 --> 00:00:09,428 Immediately realizing he's locked himself out 6 00:00:09,428 --> 00:00:11,757 of his apartment, it's Nick Mandernach. 7 00:00:11,757 --> 00:00:12,590 - Thanks, Sam. 8 00:00:12,590 --> 00:00:13,705 (door thuds) 9 00:00:13,705 --> 00:00:15,767 (Sam and Caitlin laughing) 10 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:18,596 - [Sam] Discreetly slipping me a 20 to tip the game his way, 11 00:00:18,596 --> 00:00:19,651 it's Geoff Ross. 12 00:00:19,651 --> 00:00:20,923 - Oh, wow. 13 00:00:20,923 --> 00:00:22,813 Hey, always a pleasure to be here. 14 00:00:22,813 --> 00:00:24,443 - Costa Rican currency. 15 00:00:24,443 --> 00:00:25,276 - Don't worry about it. 16 00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:27,115 - [Sam] They're all here to- 17 00:00:27,115 --> 00:00:30,424 - [All] "Make Some Noise." 18 00:00:30,424 --> 00:00:35,191 (cheery jazz music) 19 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:40,727 (logo whooshing) 20 00:00:40,727 --> 00:00:42,939 - Welcome to "Make Some Noise," 21 00:00:42,939 --> 00:00:44,803 the game so good we spun it off unchanged. 22 00:00:44,803 --> 00:00:46,004 I am your host, Sam Reich. 23 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:46,948 Here's how the show works. 24 00:00:46,948 --> 00:00:50,578 I have here a series of improvisational prompts 25 00:00:50,578 --> 00:00:54,174 our players have never seen before. 26 00:00:54,174 --> 00:00:55,502 Isn't that right, players? 27 00:00:55,502 --> 00:00:56,335 - That's right. 28 00:00:56,335 --> 00:00:57,168 - Yes. - (baby talk) Yeah. 29 00:00:57,168 --> 00:00:58,424 - They will, to the best of their ability, 30 00:00:58,424 --> 00:00:59,257 fulfill those prompts, 31 00:00:59,257 --> 00:01:00,753 I will award them corresponding points, 32 00:01:00,753 --> 00:01:03,820 and the winner will go home with the coveted Golden Ear 33 00:01:03,820 --> 00:01:06,449 because legal said we couldn't do real ears. 34 00:01:06,449 --> 00:01:08,650 Players, are you ready (crew laughing) 35 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:09,975 to rumble? 36 00:01:09,975 --> 00:01:10,808 - (baby talk) Yeah. 37 00:01:10,808 --> 00:01:12,641 - Caitlin picking a character early and sticking to it. 38 00:01:12,641 --> 00:01:14,100 - Ooh. (Nick laughs) 39 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:15,678 - First up, a little warm-up minigame. 40 00:01:15,678 --> 00:01:16,532 This is a minigame that we like 41 00:01:16,532 --> 00:01:17,929 to call "Take Some Direction." 42 00:01:17,929 --> 00:01:18,845 How it works is, players, 43 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:22,329 I'm going to give you a single line of dialogue 44 00:01:22,329 --> 00:01:26,019 to repeat over and over and over again. 45 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,971 As I do, I will give you direction- 46 00:01:28,971 --> 00:01:30,154 - Great. - Micro adjustments, 47 00:01:30,154 --> 00:01:31,756 if you will, to affect your performances. 48 00:01:31,756 --> 00:01:34,029 Caitlin, no direction to start out with. 49 00:01:34,029 --> 00:01:34,862 - Okay. - Neutral. 50 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:37,157 Your line from "The Sixth Sense," 51 00:01:37,157 --> 00:01:39,616 "I see dead people." 52 00:01:39,616 --> 00:01:40,633 - I see dead people. 53 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:42,244 - Nick, give me a little bit different. 54 00:01:42,244 --> 00:01:43,245 I see dead people. 55 00:01:43,245 --> 00:01:44,581 - [Sam] Geoff, give me a little bit different. 56 00:01:44,581 --> 00:01:45,864 - I see dead people. 57 00:01:45,864 --> 00:01:48,084 - [Sam] Caitlin, OK brag. 58 00:01:48,084 --> 00:01:50,622 - I see dead people. (laughs) (crew laughing) 59 00:01:50,622 --> 00:01:52,602 - [Sam] Nick, a teacher trying to regain control 60 00:01:52,602 --> 00:01:53,435 of the classroom. 61 00:01:53,435 --> 00:01:54,449 - Hey, hey, hey. 62 00:01:54,449 --> 00:01:55,858 I see? 63 00:01:55,858 --> 00:01:57,541 - [Cast] (childish voices) Dead people. 64 00:01:57,541 --> 00:01:59,224 - Thank you, everyone. 65 00:01:59,224 --> 00:02:01,138 All right, let's talk Southern Hemisphere. 66 00:02:01,138 --> 00:02:02,238 - [Sam] Geoff. Me? 67 00:02:02,238 --> 00:02:03,481 Personally? 68 00:02:03,481 --> 00:02:05,912 - Well, I see dead people. 69 00:02:05,912 --> 00:02:06,745 (contestants laughing) 70 00:02:06,745 --> 00:02:07,773 - [Sam] Caitlin, trying unsuccessfully 71 00:02:07,773 --> 00:02:09,124 to remove a hair from your mouth. 72 00:02:09,124 --> 00:02:11,387 - When I was five, a lot of scary things were happening 73 00:02:11,387 --> 00:02:12,974 and um, (crew laughing) 74 00:02:12,974 --> 00:02:16,389 I, um, it turns out that I, um, 75 00:02:16,389 --> 00:02:18,061 (Sam and contestants laughing) 76 00:02:18,061 --> 00:02:18,894 (Caitlin hacking) 77 00:02:18,894 --> 00:02:19,891 (crew laughing) 78 00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:21,255 (Caitlin continues hacking) 79 00:02:21,255 --> 00:02:23,972 (Caitlin clearing throat) 80 00:02:23,972 --> 00:02:25,549 I see dead people. 81 00:02:25,549 --> 00:02:26,474 - [Sam] Nick, like Yoda. 82 00:02:26,474 --> 00:02:27,695 - Dead people, I see. 83 00:02:27,695 --> 00:02:28,641 - That's about right. - That was impressive. 84 00:02:28,641 --> 00:02:31,677 - [Sam] Geoff, as a testimonial in a medicine commercial. 85 00:02:31,677 --> 00:02:34,432 - Sometimes you may end up seeing dead people. 86 00:02:34,432 --> 00:02:36,108 I see dead people. (Sam and crew laughing) 87 00:02:36,108 --> 00:02:37,901 - [Sam] Caitlin, finding the right pitch. 88 00:02:37,901 --> 00:02:39,920 ♪ I see- I- ♪ 89 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:43,006 ♪ I see- I see- ♪ (Nick and crew laughing) 90 00:02:43,006 --> 00:02:44,898 - The acoustics in this room are bad. 91 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:45,731 Hold on. (crew laughing) 92 00:02:45,731 --> 00:02:46,757 ♪ I see ♪ ♪ I see ♪ 93 00:02:46,757 --> 00:02:47,648 (crew laughing) 94 00:02:47,648 --> 00:02:48,792 ♪ I see ♪ ♪ I see ♪ 95 00:02:48,792 --> 00:02:49,628 - No, no. 96 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:50,873 - I'll do it again. - Nick, to the person 97 00:02:50,873 --> 00:02:52,730 who just cut you off in traffic. 98 00:02:52,730 --> 00:02:54,368 - Hey, I see dead people! 99 00:02:54,368 --> 00:02:56,307 Oh, I see dead people! 100 00:02:56,307 --> 00:02:57,929 - Oh, that was very threatening. 101 00:02:57,929 --> 00:02:58,762 - That was really scary. 102 00:02:58,762 --> 00:02:59,595 - Thank you. - He's gonna be next. 103 00:02:59,595 --> 00:03:01,210 - Thank you. - And finally, Geoff, 104 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:04,168 in a version of "The Sixth Sense" that's all frogs 105 00:03:04,168 --> 00:03:06,058 so every word is now ribbit, (Geoff chuckles) 106 00:03:06,058 --> 00:03:07,951 but the acting is the same. 107 00:03:07,951 --> 00:03:11,941 - (somberly) Ribbit. Ribbit ribbit ribbit. 108 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:12,774 (crew laughing) 109 00:03:12,774 --> 00:03:14,948 - And that is a minigame, 110 00:03:14,948 --> 00:03:18,012 which brings us straight (cheery music) 111 00:03:18,012 --> 00:03:20,195 into round one. 112 00:03:20,195 --> 00:03:21,856 - (baby talk) Okay, it's the big stuff, guys. 113 00:03:21,856 --> 00:03:23,817 (contestants laughing) 114 00:03:23,817 --> 00:03:25,395 It's just me and two dads. 115 00:03:25,395 --> 00:03:26,415 - Got it. - You go get 'em, kiddo. 116 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:27,822 You got it. - Thanks, Dad. 117 00:03:27,822 --> 00:03:29,549 - There's gonna be an episode at some point I come up 118 00:03:29,549 --> 00:03:30,744 and I do no prompts. 119 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,189 - It's gonna happen. - I just let 'em riff. 120 00:03:32,189 --> 00:03:33,022 Caitlin. 121 00:03:33,022 --> 00:03:34,024 - Yeah, yeah, Sam, what's up? 122 00:03:34,024 --> 00:03:35,479 (Sam and crew laughing) 123 00:03:35,479 --> 00:03:39,029 - [Sam] Nicole Kidman's AMC-ish ad 124 00:03:39,029 --> 00:03:41,493 for The Container Store. - Oh, boy. 125 00:03:41,493 --> 00:03:43,922 - (Kidman-esque) Sometimes you walk into a room 126 00:03:43,922 --> 00:03:44,853 (door thuds) 127 00:03:44,853 --> 00:03:47,592 and you find yourself not knowing where to put anything. 128 00:03:47,592 --> 00:03:49,042 (crew laughing) 129 00:03:49,042 --> 00:03:51,410 But then you come to The Container Store 130 00:03:51,410 --> 00:03:54,259 and there you find places to put your things. 131 00:03:54,259 --> 00:03:57,272 Containers, boxes, bags, 132 00:03:57,272 --> 00:03:58,770 boxes with bags inside of them. 133 00:03:58,770 --> 00:03:59,603 (crew laughing) 134 00:03:59,603 --> 00:04:01,440 Containers with boxes with little bags inside 135 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,372 of them with zippers. (crew laughing) 136 00:04:03,372 --> 00:04:06,452 And there, magic is reborn. 137 00:04:06,452 --> 00:04:08,772 Because here, we're family. (crew laughing) 138 00:04:08,772 --> 00:04:11,291 Here, it's The Container Store. 139 00:04:11,291 --> 00:04:12,532 (buzzer buzzing) 140 00:04:12,532 --> 00:04:13,462 - Loved that, Caitlin. - Loved it. 141 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:14,753 - With just a little bit- - Got it. 142 00:04:14,753 --> 00:04:15,913 - Of Olive Garden. 143 00:04:15,913 --> 00:04:18,302 - Nicole Kidman loves the Olive Garden. 144 00:04:18,302 --> 00:04:19,341 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah. - Olive Garden. 145 00:04:19,341 --> 00:04:20,174 - 14 dazzling points 146 00:04:20,174 --> 00:04:21,540 on a huge silver screen- - Whoa. 147 00:04:21,540 --> 00:04:22,373 - For you, Caitlin. - Wow. 148 00:04:22,373 --> 00:04:23,310 Thank you. (chuckles) - Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. 149 00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:24,143 - Nick. - Right. 150 00:04:24,143 --> 00:04:27,008 - [Sam] A cereal mascot with a healthy, 151 00:04:27,008 --> 00:04:28,432 secure attachment style 152 00:04:28,432 --> 00:04:29,705 to their cereal. - Oh. 153 00:04:29,705 --> 00:04:31,790 - Ah, yeah! (laughs) 154 00:04:31,790 --> 00:04:33,423 It's time for Rick's Flakes, 155 00:04:33,423 --> 00:04:35,424 that taste you can't do without, 156 00:04:35,424 --> 00:04:37,723 except you can (chuckles) (Sam and crew laughing) 157 00:04:37,723 --> 00:04:40,138 'cause you're enough with it, you're enough without it. 158 00:04:40,138 --> 00:04:41,724 It's amazing to have it in your life, 159 00:04:41,724 --> 00:04:43,979 but sometimes it's just not gonna happen for you, 160 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:45,071 and you can survive that. 161 00:04:45,071 --> 00:04:45,934 (Sam and crew laughing) 162 00:04:45,934 --> 00:04:49,556 Oh, it's got that sugary taste that you just can't resist. 163 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,176 But maybe it's not right for you right now. 164 00:04:51,176 --> 00:04:52,385 (Sam and crew laughing) 165 00:04:52,385 --> 00:04:54,927 In that case, just go ahead and on with your life. 166 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:56,318 Find friends and find loved ones 167 00:04:56,318 --> 00:04:58,031 who do wanna spend time with you. 168 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,246 That's the Rick's Flakes. 169 00:04:59,246 --> 00:05:00,372 (crew laughing) (buzzer buzzing) 170 00:05:00,372 --> 00:05:02,096 - Uh-huh. (crew laughing) 171 00:05:02,096 --> 00:05:03,360 - 15 grams of added points 172 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,193 for you. - Oh, thank you. 173 00:05:04,193 --> 00:05:05,026 - Ooh. - Geoff. 174 00:05:05,026 --> 00:05:05,859 - Hi, Sam. 175 00:05:05,859 --> 00:05:09,156 - [Sam] Your dad grills the waiter about the bill. 176 00:05:09,156 --> 00:05:11,024 - Uh, hey, chief, yeah, thanks. 177 00:05:11,024 --> 00:05:11,931 So uh, I was just lookin' (Sam chuckles) 178 00:05:11,931 --> 00:05:14,548 at the damage, and it says here, okay, 179 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,728 there was a side of fries. 180 00:05:16,728 --> 00:05:18,235 My burger came with fries. 181 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,166 (Sam and crew laughing) 182 00:05:19,166 --> 00:05:21,007 So what- just- Stephanie- 183 00:05:21,007 --> 00:05:23,197 what kinda operation are you running here, (chuckles) okay? 184 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:26,038 'Cause I'm not giving you a tip until you answer 185 00:05:26,038 --> 00:05:27,625 some really serious questions, (contestants chuckling) 186 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:28,458 okay? 187 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,247 What is a jalapeno popper? 188 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,890 (Sam and crew laughing) 189 00:05:31,890 --> 00:05:32,973 Okay, we did have those. 190 00:05:32,973 --> 00:05:34,982 (Sam and contestants laughing) (buzzer buzzing) 191 00:05:34,982 --> 00:05:38,182 - Let's say 12 points we didn't pay for 192 00:05:38,182 --> 00:05:39,015 for you. - Pay for, yeah. 193 00:05:39,015 --> 00:05:39,942 - Caitlin. - Hi. 194 00:05:39,942 --> 00:05:43,506 - [Sam] A country star talks about her humble upbringing 195 00:05:43,506 --> 00:05:45,781 as the child of a hedge fund manager. 196 00:05:45,781 --> 00:05:46,614 - Sure. (crew chuckling) 197 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,687 (southern accent) It's just like such a reward 198 00:05:48,687 --> 00:05:50,874 and honor to be one (Sam chuckles) 199 00:05:50,874 --> 00:05:53,279 of Forbes' "10 under 10." 200 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:54,885 (Sam and crew laughing) 201 00:05:54,885 --> 00:05:57,394 I sort of started playing the guitar 202 00:05:57,394 --> 00:05:59,538 when I was two years old. 203 00:05:59,538 --> 00:06:03,206 One of my father's homes is sort of on this lake, 204 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:05,240 and well, I was young, (Sam chuckles) 205 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,392 but we were sort of surrounded by water. 206 00:06:07,392 --> 00:06:10,075 I mean, I, I guess you can call it an island. 207 00:06:10,075 --> 00:06:11,714 (all laughing) 208 00:06:11,714 --> 00:06:15,172 And for my fifth birthday, I walked into my second bedroom 209 00:06:15,172 --> 00:06:17,215 and there are all these guitars. 210 00:06:17,215 --> 00:06:21,219 And I just thought, well, I guess I'll start playing 'em. 211 00:06:21,219 --> 00:06:23,669 And my father got me a singin' coach 212 00:06:23,669 --> 00:06:25,982 and paid the head of RC Records 213 00:06:25,982 --> 00:06:27,473 to sign me, (Sam laughs) 214 00:06:27,473 --> 00:06:32,179 and (chuckles) blackmailed the American Music Association 215 00:06:32,179 --> 00:06:33,210 to have me perform (Sam and crew laughing) 216 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:34,189 at the Grammys. 217 00:06:34,189 --> 00:06:35,472 And I'm just really grateful 218 00:06:35,472 --> 00:06:37,452 and I just love writing music. 219 00:06:37,452 --> 00:06:38,913 (Sam laughs) (buzzer buzzing) 220 00:06:38,913 --> 00:06:39,746 - Oh, Caitlin, (crew laughing) 221 00:06:39,746 --> 00:06:41,245 "10 under 10." 222 00:06:41,245 --> 00:06:42,719 - Mm-hmm. - Five self-made points 223 00:06:42,719 --> 00:06:44,174 that secretly have a trust fund for you. 224 00:06:44,174 --> 00:06:45,007 - Thank you. - Oh. 225 00:06:45,007 --> 00:06:45,856 - Nick. - Yeah. 226 00:06:45,856 --> 00:06:48,263 - [Sam] A Boy Scout leader levels with you 227 00:06:48,263 --> 00:06:51,421 about what skills really matter in life. 228 00:06:51,421 --> 00:06:53,298 - Let's talk about badges. 229 00:06:53,298 --> 00:06:55,689 Now, I see a lot of you, you've got your fire-making badge, 230 00:06:55,689 --> 00:06:56,875 you got your swimmin' badge. 231 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,243 Some of you have got your medical badges. 232 00:06:58,243 --> 00:06:59,235 That's all great. 233 00:06:59,235 --> 00:07:01,363 Unfortunately, they will be of no use for you. 234 00:07:01,363 --> 00:07:02,196 (Caitlin chuckles) (crew laughing) 235 00:07:02,196 --> 00:07:04,963 The important thing is to locate talented friends in college 236 00:07:04,963 --> 00:07:06,808 and remain with them throughout the duration 237 00:07:06,808 --> 00:07:08,261 of your life. (all laughing) 238 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,422 Very quickly, you're gonna discover 239 00:07:09,422 --> 00:07:11,078 that you cannot make it on your own. 240 00:07:11,078 --> 00:07:12,776 You do not have the wherewithal. 241 00:07:12,776 --> 00:07:13,609 (Sam and crew laughing) 242 00:07:13,609 --> 00:07:16,786 If you can just identify it among your peers 243 00:07:16,786 --> 00:07:18,614 and then take their side, 244 00:07:18,614 --> 00:07:20,298 even in situations when you shouldn't- 245 00:07:20,298 --> 00:07:21,343 - Mm-hmm. (Sam and crew laughing) 246 00:07:21,343 --> 00:07:22,432 - You will find success. 247 00:07:22,432 --> 00:07:23,940 And that is this badge right here, 248 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:25,608 Maintaining Bonds of Friendship 249 00:07:25,608 --> 00:07:29,196 with More Talented Peers That You Discover in College. 250 00:07:29,196 --> 00:07:30,415 Take those knot badges. 251 00:07:30,415 --> 00:07:31,726 I want you to throw 'em in the fire. 252 00:07:31,726 --> 00:07:32,899 (all laughing) 253 00:07:32,899 --> 00:07:33,795 Guys, good luck to you. 254 00:07:33,795 --> 00:07:35,625 And again, look around now. 255 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:36,458 I know who the talented one is. 256 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:37,453 (Sam and crew laughing) 257 00:07:37,453 --> 00:07:38,286 It's on this side. 258 00:07:38,286 --> 00:07:39,852 (buzzer buzzing) (all laughing) 259 00:07:39,852 --> 00:07:40,908 - You left some room. 260 00:07:40,908 --> 00:07:41,776 - Well see, you don't want to do it all for them, 261 00:07:41,776 --> 00:07:42,771 but you need to scaffold. 262 00:07:42,771 --> 00:07:44,045 - Yeah, that, my friend, is worthy 263 00:07:44,045 --> 00:07:46,152 of one merit badge point. 264 00:07:46,152 --> 00:07:47,256 - Goddamn right. - Ooh. 265 00:07:47,256 --> 00:07:48,175 - Geoff. - Hi, Sam. 266 00:07:48,175 --> 00:07:49,268 - Last prompt of round one. 267 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:52,915 A jury foreman puts some pizzazz 268 00:07:52,915 --> 00:07:54,705 into the verdict. (Caitlin laughs) 269 00:07:54,705 --> 00:07:55,836 - (as if preaching) Your Honor, 270 00:07:55,836 --> 00:07:56,669 (contestants and crew laughing) 271 00:07:56,669 --> 00:08:00,099 these were horrendous murders, vicious, 272 00:08:00,099 --> 00:08:01,728 that left many a, (crew laughing) 273 00:08:01,728 --> 00:08:06,503 a, a, a limb askew, or askance, or a-missin'. 274 00:08:06,503 --> 00:08:08,399 But I wanna assure you, judge, (Sam laughs) 275 00:08:08,399 --> 00:08:10,075 I wanna assure you, lawyers, 276 00:08:10,075 --> 00:08:12,120 and I wanna assure you people here 277 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,548 who took time out of your day 278 00:08:14,548 --> 00:08:15,790 to come on down here (Sam and crew laughing) 279 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:18,757 and see justice played out in your community 280 00:08:18,757 --> 00:08:20,344 right in front of your faces (crew laughing) 281 00:08:20,344 --> 00:08:21,700 that we took it seriously. 282 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:23,886 And that's why we came up with a verdict. 283 00:08:23,886 --> 00:08:25,846 And it was not easy. (crew laughing) 284 00:08:25,846 --> 00:08:28,787 We had to bring these people 285 00:08:28,787 --> 00:08:31,887 back from being passed out. 286 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:32,758 - Bring 'em back. 287 00:08:32,758 --> 00:08:34,229 - To make a decision (fist thudding) 288 00:08:34,229 --> 00:08:36,449 about this young man's life. 289 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:39,140 He had everything in front of him. 290 00:08:39,140 --> 00:08:43,085 And the goal is for us to decide, 291 00:08:43,085 --> 00:08:44,143 (crew laughing) 292 00:08:44,143 --> 00:08:45,362 was he guilty? 293 00:08:45,362 --> 00:08:47,639 I can't say it brings me pleasure, 294 00:08:47,639 --> 00:08:50,157 but it does bring me a sense of honor 295 00:08:50,157 --> 00:08:52,768 and responsibility to be the one to tell you, 296 00:08:52,768 --> 00:08:56,770 we, the jury, Your Honor, find the defendant not guilty. 297 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:59,070 - Ah! (Sam laughs) 298 00:08:59,070 --> 00:09:00,391 (buzzer buzzing) 299 00:09:00,391 --> 00:09:01,224 - You said pizzazz? (crew applauding) 300 00:09:01,224 --> 00:09:02,945 - That was pizzazz. - That was pizzazz. 301 00:09:02,945 --> 00:09:04,475 - Pizzazz. - (laughs) Incredible. 302 00:09:04,475 --> 00:09:05,308 - Thank you. (Sam sighs) 303 00:09:05,308 --> 00:09:06,141 I blacked out. 304 00:09:06,141 --> 00:09:08,235 - This court finds you guilty of earning 72 points 305 00:09:08,235 --> 00:09:09,420 - Ooh! 306 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:12,940 - Which brings us to our next minigame. 307 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:13,773 This is a little minigame 308 00:09:13,773 --> 00:09:15,441 that we like to call "Hollywood Ho!" 309 00:09:15,441 --> 00:09:17,733 How it works is, players, I am going to ask you 310 00:09:17,733 --> 00:09:19,034 for the names of movies that start 311 00:09:19,034 --> 00:09:22,009 with a particular letter of the alphabet. 312 00:09:22,009 --> 00:09:23,263 If I like the sound of that movie title, 313 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,562 I'll then ask you for the logline. 314 00:09:24,562 --> 00:09:25,931 If I like the sound of that logline, 315 00:09:25,931 --> 00:09:28,850 I will ask the three of you to enact the scene. 316 00:09:28,850 --> 00:09:30,205 Are you ready for me, players? 317 00:09:30,205 --> 00:09:31,447 - Yes, yes. - Yeah. 318 00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:33,124 - Yeah, yes. - Mm-hmm. 319 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:33,957 - Yes. (contestant chuckles) 320 00:09:33,957 --> 00:09:37,244 - [All] Hollywood, Hollywood, "Hollywood Ho!" 321 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,202 - F. 322 00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:39,476 - "Forgetting Sarah Marshall Again." 323 00:09:39,476 --> 00:09:41,464 (all laughing) 324 00:09:41,464 --> 00:09:42,297 - "Fuck It." 325 00:09:42,297 --> 00:09:43,255 (Nick chuckles) 326 00:09:43,255 --> 00:09:45,246 - "Frankfurters All Day." 327 00:09:45,246 --> 00:09:47,635 - "Finagling Through Life." 328 00:09:47,635 --> 00:09:49,424 - "Friend, Singular." 329 00:09:49,424 --> 00:09:50,795 (all laughing) 330 00:09:50,795 --> 00:09:54,494 An extremely lonely man has made it his life's mission 331 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:58,382 to get just one friend. 332 00:09:58,382 --> 00:09:59,495 - [Sam] Let's see it. 333 00:09:59,495 --> 00:10:00,328 - Damn it. 334 00:10:00,328 --> 00:10:01,161 (all laughing) 335 00:10:01,161 --> 00:10:02,414 - Hey, Kurt, hey, what's up? 336 00:10:02,414 --> 00:10:03,247 - Hey. 337 00:10:03,247 --> 00:10:04,934 - Hey, Kurt. (chuckles) (John chuckles) 338 00:10:04,934 --> 00:10:06,043 - John, Clara. 339 00:10:06,043 --> 00:10:08,275 - We're so happy that you can come to our engagement party. 340 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,108 - Yeah, totally. - Yeah. 341 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,293 - Absolutely, yeah. (Clara laughs) 342 00:10:10,293 --> 00:10:12,381 - Yeah, 'cause you both invited me. 343 00:10:12,381 --> 00:10:13,586 (Sam and crew laughing) 344 00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:14,419 - Well, I mean, 345 00:10:14,419 --> 00:10:15,252 we are engaged. - Well, yeah, of course. 346 00:10:15,252 --> 00:10:16,085 (all laughing) 347 00:10:16,085 --> 00:10:16,918 We're kind of a pair, yeah. - I mean, congratulations. 348 00:10:16,918 --> 00:10:17,751 - Yeah, we're a pair. - Congratulations. 349 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:21,254 - (laughs) Yeah. 350 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,442 - It can only be one of you. 351 00:10:22,442 --> 00:10:23,823 (Sam laughs) (buzzer buzzing) 352 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:26,653 - [All] Hollywood, Hollywood, "Hollywood Ho!" 353 00:10:26,653 --> 00:10:27,752 - S. 354 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,634 - "Sucks To Be You." 355 00:10:29,634 --> 00:10:31,602 - "Sailing Through the River Kwai." 356 00:10:31,602 --> 00:10:32,435 - Oh. (crew laughing) 357 00:10:32,435 --> 00:10:34,103 "Sydney Sunset," mm. 358 00:10:34,103 --> 00:10:35,520 - "Samaritans." (crew laughing) 359 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,082 - "Sanskrit on My Arms." 360 00:10:38,082 --> 00:10:39,373 (crew laughing) 361 00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:42,477 A woman who is going through a bad breakup 362 00:10:42,477 --> 00:10:44,983 gets a Sanskrit tattoo on her arm, 363 00:10:44,983 --> 00:10:49,583 but it turns out to be a clue to find a national treasure 364 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,239 that's been long forgotten. 365 00:10:51,239 --> 00:10:52,193 - [Sam and crew] Let's see that. 366 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,907 - Okay, okay, okay. 367 00:10:53,907 --> 00:10:55,044 - You know, usually when we do this, 368 00:10:55,044 --> 00:10:56,688 you know, it might be like a parent's name 369 00:10:56,688 --> 00:10:57,650 or something like that. 370 00:10:57,650 --> 00:10:58,483 - Okay. - But yeah, 371 00:10:58,483 --> 00:10:59,316 whatever you want, really. 372 00:10:59,316 --> 00:11:00,149 - Whatever you're comfortable with. 373 00:11:00,149 --> 00:11:01,136 - Yeah, can I see the book? 374 00:11:01,136 --> 00:11:02,128 - Yeah. - Yeah, sure, let me grab it. 375 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,094 Let me grab it. - Okay, yeah. 376 00:11:03,094 --> 00:11:04,366 - Yeah, yeah, absolutely. (Sam laughs) 377 00:11:04,366 --> 00:11:05,315 - Ooh, God, that's dusty. 378 00:11:05,315 --> 00:11:06,502 - Yeah, (laughs) yeah. (Caitlin laughs) 379 00:11:06,502 --> 00:11:07,825 We've not had this one out in a while. 380 00:11:07,825 --> 00:11:08,854 - You guys are like so friendly here. 381 00:11:08,854 --> 00:11:09,832 Are you guys dads? 382 00:11:09,832 --> 00:11:10,691 - Yeah, we're both dads. (Sam and crew laughing) 383 00:11:10,691 --> 00:11:11,524 - Yeah, we're both dads. 384 00:11:11,524 --> 00:11:12,357 - We're both dads. 385 00:11:12,357 --> 00:11:13,739 - That one's actually really interesting. 386 00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:14,572 That's really beautiful. 387 00:11:14,572 --> 00:11:16,382 - Oh. - It kind of looks like words, 388 00:11:16,382 --> 00:11:17,312 but it's not 389 00:11:17,312 --> 00:11:18,199 in a tattoo. - Yeah, totally. 390 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:19,032 - Do you know what it says? 391 00:11:19,032 --> 00:11:21,522 - You know, I don't, but it's kind of moving on the page. 392 00:11:21,522 --> 00:11:22,427 Let's go for it. (Sam laughs) 393 00:11:22,427 --> 00:11:25,032 - Okay. (Sam and crew laughing) 394 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,053 (Nick panting) 395 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,474 - Ah. (Nick imitates vomiting) 396 00:11:29,474 --> 00:11:32,479 - Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle! 397 00:11:32,479 --> 00:11:33,792 Oh, oh, my God, my God! 398 00:11:33,792 --> 00:11:35,566 Oh, my God. (Caitlin speaking gibberish) 399 00:11:35,566 --> 00:11:37,698 (buzzer buzzing) (crew laughing) 400 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,940 - [All] Hollywood, Hollywood, "Hollywood Ho!" 401 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,165 - D. 402 00:11:41,165 --> 00:11:41,998 - "Dad Time." 403 00:11:41,998 --> 00:11:42,981 (crew laughing) 404 00:11:42,981 --> 00:11:45,697 Three really cool dads 405 00:11:45,697 --> 00:11:47,014 have decided that- (Caitlin laughs) 406 00:11:47,014 --> 00:11:47,847 - Oh, I don't care what they do. 407 00:11:47,847 --> 00:11:48,751 - [All] Let's see it. - Oh, no! 408 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:49,584 (crew laughing) 409 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:50,657 - Ah, yeah. 410 00:11:50,657 --> 00:11:53,077 - Ba, ba ba ba ba, ba ba. - Oh, my God, it is time. 411 00:11:53,077 --> 00:11:53,910 (Caitlin laughs) 412 00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:54,743 Oh. (crew laughing) 413 00:11:54,743 --> 00:11:56,815 - It's time for a "Brat" Saturday. 414 00:11:56,815 --> 00:11:58,215 - "Brat" Saturday. - Let me tell you something. 415 00:11:58,215 --> 00:12:01,161 That Charli xcx, she's hilarious 416 00:12:01,161 --> 00:12:02,104 and (chuckles) (Nick laughs) 417 00:12:02,104 --> 00:12:03,232 a really good singer. 418 00:12:03,232 --> 00:12:05,729 - Yeah, incredibly talented. - (laughs) Deuces. 419 00:12:05,729 --> 00:12:06,887 (all laughing) 420 00:12:06,887 --> 00:12:08,537 - Have you guys heard of this show, "Friends"? 421 00:12:08,537 --> 00:12:09,521 - Oh. - Wait, plural? 422 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,915 - Sorry, "Friend." 423 00:12:10,915 --> 00:12:11,748 - Oh. (crew laughing) 424 00:12:11,748 --> 00:12:13,775 - You know, it's about the guy, he can only have one friend. 425 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,406 If he gets more, he dies. (Sam laughs) 426 00:12:15,406 --> 00:12:16,239 - Oh, 427 00:12:16,239 --> 00:12:18,009 so that's his weird deal. - Oh. 428 00:12:18,009 --> 00:12:18,842 - Yeah, yeah. (Sam laughs) 429 00:12:18,842 --> 00:12:20,421 - Oh. - Oh, my gosh, you guys. 430 00:12:20,421 --> 00:12:21,254 You guys heard of this? 431 00:12:21,254 --> 00:12:22,448 It's a, it's a, it's a streaming service. 432 00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:23,878 It's called Dropout TV. 433 00:12:23,878 --> 00:12:25,284 My, my kids love it. (crew laughing) 434 00:12:25,284 --> 00:12:27,847 - Is the host always wearing a seersucker suit 435 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:28,991 and a bad tie? 436 00:12:28,991 --> 00:12:30,136 (Sam and crew laughing) (Nick laughs) 437 00:12:30,136 --> 00:12:32,088 - I don't think they're bad, but some may. 438 00:12:32,088 --> 00:12:32,923 (all laughing) 439 00:12:32,923 --> 00:12:34,524 - Don't be a fuckin' brown-noser. 440 00:12:34,524 --> 00:12:36,120 (all laughing) 441 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:36,953 - Is that an- (buzzer buzzing) 442 00:12:36,953 --> 00:12:38,761 (all laughing) (cheery music) 443 00:12:38,761 --> 00:12:40,567 - That brings us to round two, 444 00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:42,121 where our players will now test their talents 445 00:12:42,121 --> 00:12:44,466 in teams of twos. 446 00:12:44,466 --> 00:12:45,299 - Hmm. - Ah, 447 00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:46,132 I see. (Caitlin sighs) 448 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:46,965 - Caitlin. 449 00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:49,276 - I don't know if I can do improv with my two dads. 450 00:12:49,276 --> 00:12:51,645 - Oh, we're about to find out. (Nick laughs) 451 00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:52,841 - Oh, gosh. 452 00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:53,685 - Nick. - Yeah. 453 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,961 - [Sam] Realizing mid-date you're going viral. 454 00:12:56,961 --> 00:12:58,316 - For me, the whole thing right now 455 00:12:58,316 --> 00:13:00,090 is just authentic connection. 456 00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:00,923 - Right. 457 00:13:00,923 --> 00:13:01,812 - Like without that, (Sam laughs) 458 00:13:01,812 --> 00:13:02,694 forget it. 459 00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:03,527 - Yeah. 460 00:13:03,527 --> 00:13:06,852 No, the last couple of guys I've dated, one was a doctor. 461 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:07,685 - Oh, okay. - And one worked 462 00:13:07,685 --> 00:13:08,942 in like pharmaceuticals. 463 00:13:08,942 --> 00:13:09,954 They were always at work. 464 00:13:09,954 --> 00:13:11,437 And I was like, "Hang out with me." 465 00:13:11,437 --> 00:13:12,342 - Yes. - "Be with me." 466 00:13:12,342 --> 00:13:13,829 - Totally. - "Take me to The Grove." 467 00:13:13,829 --> 00:13:16,109 - Yeah. (chuckles) - And like the long surgeries. 468 00:13:16,109 --> 00:13:18,701 I was like, how many fucking people need surgeries anymore? 469 00:13:18,701 --> 00:13:20,173 - Right. (crew laughing) 470 00:13:20,173 --> 00:13:21,349 I mean, yeah, a lot. 471 00:13:21,349 --> 00:13:22,280 Yeah, (laughs) a lot do. 472 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,505 - Oh, my God, hold on, I'm sorry. 473 00:13:23,505 --> 00:13:26,498 (laughs) Sorry, sorry. 474 00:13:26,498 --> 00:13:28,515 So I have a dog, (giggles) 475 00:13:28,515 --> 00:13:30,494 and my dog has an Instagram page. 476 00:13:30,494 --> 00:13:31,327 - Oh, okay. 477 00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:36,327 - I posted this like funny video of my dog at a cafe. 478 00:13:36,378 --> 00:13:37,211 - Oh, wow, yeah. 479 00:13:37,211 --> 00:13:38,435 - And I put it on TikTok 480 00:13:38,435 --> 00:13:42,262 and it has 10,000 likes in the last 48 hours. 481 00:13:42,262 --> 00:13:43,301 - That's incredible. 482 00:13:43,301 --> 00:13:44,134 Awesome. - Yeah. 483 00:13:44,134 --> 00:13:45,175 - Hey, congratulations. That's so cool. 484 00:13:45,175 --> 00:13:46,008 - (chuckles) Thank you. 485 00:13:46,008 --> 00:13:47,564 This is um- - Yeah. 486 00:13:47,564 --> 00:13:49,129 - This is fucking crazy. 487 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,941 (all laughing) 488 00:13:50,941 --> 00:13:51,774 Oh, my God. 489 00:13:51,774 --> 00:13:53,169 - You were mentioning what you do for work. 490 00:13:53,169 --> 00:13:54,670 I mean- - I'm in marketing. 491 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:55,657 - It's gotta be a lot of uh- 492 00:13:55,657 --> 00:13:57,053 - Holy fucking shit! 493 00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:57,886 (Sam laughs) 494 00:13:57,886 --> 00:13:59,668 Jennifer Garner reposted it! 495 00:13:59,668 --> 00:14:00,501 - Oh, my gosh. That's awesome. 496 00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:01,504 I love her. (Sam and crew laughing) 497 00:14:01,504 --> 00:14:04,237 - Jennifer Garner reposted my TikTok! 498 00:14:04,237 --> 00:14:05,672 (Sam and crew laughing) 499 00:14:05,672 --> 00:14:06,811 Fuck this! 500 00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:08,115 I'm fucking out! 501 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:11,482 (Sam and crew laughing) 502 00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:12,686 - I love Jennifer Garner. 503 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,416 (Sam laughs) (buzzer buzzing) 504 00:14:14,416 --> 00:14:15,744 - Oh, my God. 505 00:14:15,744 --> 00:14:17,667 A "Tosh.0" amount of points. 506 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:19,110 - Oh. (Nick and crew laughing) 507 00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:23,705 - Which brings us to Nick and Geoff. 508 00:14:23,705 --> 00:14:24,587 - Hi, Sam. (Nick gasps) 509 00:14:24,587 --> 00:14:27,130 - [Sam] Immediately regretting holding up a bank. 510 00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:29,616 - Everyone down! - Everyone down! 511 00:14:29,616 --> 00:14:31,039 - On the fucking ground! 512 00:14:31,039 --> 00:14:32,789 - Get down right now! 513 00:14:34,061 --> 00:14:35,766 (Geoff sighs) 514 00:14:35,766 --> 00:14:37,331 - We come from generational wealth. 515 00:14:37,331 --> 00:14:38,500 - We do. (Sam and crew laughing) 516 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:39,456 We don't need it. 517 00:14:39,456 --> 00:14:40,289 - We don't need it. 518 00:14:40,289 --> 00:14:41,122 - Hey! - We don't need it. 519 00:14:41,122 --> 00:14:41,955 We don't need it. - We don't need it. 520 00:14:41,955 --> 00:14:42,788 - You know what? We don't need it. 521 00:14:42,788 --> 00:14:44,135 Everybody, go back to it. 522 00:14:44,135 --> 00:14:46,885 - Our dad's invented a little part of the microphone! 523 00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:48,557 You don't even know this, but he gets a little piece 524 00:14:48,557 --> 00:14:49,390 every time you buy- - Every mic! 525 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:50,368 - A microphone! (Sam laughs) 526 00:14:50,368 --> 00:14:52,654 - He gets six cents! - Every microphone! 527 00:14:52,654 --> 00:14:54,485 - Come on! - Continue to withdraw 528 00:14:54,485 --> 00:14:55,960 money normally! 529 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:59,105 - If you're here trying to get a mortgage, keep at it. 530 00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:00,578 Your dream home is around the corner. 531 00:15:00,578 --> 00:15:01,411 (Sam laughs) 532 00:15:01,411 --> 00:15:02,879 - You, too, can ascend to those heights 533 00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:04,573 and you'll take care of your family! 534 00:15:04,573 --> 00:15:07,169 - You, too, can invent a critical component 535 00:15:07,169 --> 00:15:11,261 and get paid every time it's used. 536 00:15:11,261 --> 00:15:13,582 It's a small amount of money, but it adds up. 537 00:15:13,582 --> 00:15:15,298 It adds up. - It's fuckin' ownership! 538 00:15:15,298 --> 00:15:16,244 You heard of it? 539 00:15:16,244 --> 00:15:18,191 - Get yourself a patent. (fists thudding) 540 00:15:18,191 --> 00:15:19,346 - Get yourself a patent. 541 00:15:19,346 --> 00:15:20,552 - Get yourself a patent right now. 542 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:21,385 - Get yours, stand up. (crew laughing) 543 00:15:21,385 --> 00:15:22,218 - Yeah, get up. - Get up. 544 00:15:22,218 --> 00:15:23,051 - You, come up. - Sit up. 545 00:15:23,051 --> 00:15:23,884 Sit up. - Come on. 546 00:15:23,884 --> 00:15:24,937 Who are you? Who are you? 547 00:15:24,937 --> 00:15:25,806 Grab the patents. - The manager? 548 00:15:25,806 --> 00:15:27,203 I want you to walk to the vault 549 00:15:27,203 --> 00:15:28,809 and I want you to think of a small improvement 550 00:15:28,809 --> 00:15:29,642 on that vault. 551 00:15:29,642 --> 00:15:30,690 - That's all you need. 552 00:15:30,690 --> 00:15:31,812 - Get the fuckin' patents! 553 00:15:31,812 --> 00:15:33,880 - Get in the fuckin' vault! (buzzer buzzing) 554 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,046 - Wow, you two. (crew laughing) 555 00:15:35,046 --> 00:15:36,459 Peas in a pod all day. 556 00:15:36,459 --> 00:15:37,581 - All day. (sighs) (Nick laughs) 557 00:15:37,581 --> 00:15:38,845 - All the points in the safe. 558 00:15:38,845 --> 00:15:40,138 - All right, nice. - Nice. 559 00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:41,413 - (baby talk) Congratulations. 560 00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:42,426 (contestants laughing) 561 00:15:42,426 --> 00:15:44,830 - Which brings us back to Geoff. 562 00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:46,635 - Hi, Sam. - And Caitlin. 563 00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:48,068 - Yes. (Caitlin gasps) 564 00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:50,532 - [Sam] Breaking the news about the affair doubles 565 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,721 as the birds and the bees talk. 566 00:15:52,721 --> 00:15:53,920 - Hey, sweetie. (crew laughing) 567 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:54,944 - (childishly) Hi, Daddy. 568 00:15:54,944 --> 00:15:56,373 - Sweetheart, um- 569 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,283 - Yeah, Dad? 570 00:15:57,283 --> 00:15:58,523 - Daddy made a mistake. 571 00:15:58,523 --> 00:15:59,356 - Uh-oh. 572 00:15:59,356 --> 00:16:01,598 Did you go potty in your pants or something like that? 573 00:16:01,598 --> 00:16:02,431 Don't be embarrassed. - There was like 574 00:16:02,431 --> 00:16:03,482 a fluid exchange, 575 00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:04,945 but that's not it. - Oh, God, no. 576 00:16:04,945 --> 00:16:07,816 - You know how Mommy and Daddy love each other very much 577 00:16:07,816 --> 00:16:09,180 and that's where you came from, 578 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,013 right? - Yeah. 579 00:16:10,013 --> 00:16:11,133 - Mommy's been working a lot. 580 00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,749 - At the museum, huh? - Yeah. 581 00:16:12,749 --> 00:16:14,993 Daddy has been also putting in a lot of time 582 00:16:14,993 --> 00:16:16,973 at the office and- - And I've just been home. 583 00:16:16,973 --> 00:16:18,627 - Yeah, you've just been home. (Sam and crew laughing) 584 00:16:18,627 --> 00:16:19,643 You've just been home. 585 00:16:19,643 --> 00:16:20,476 - [Caitlin] Yeah. 586 00:16:20,476 --> 00:16:22,297 - So while Daddy was working- 587 00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:23,130 - Mm-hmm. 588 00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:25,167 - There was not a mommy, 589 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:28,219 but like a, a, a person with mommy energy. 590 00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:29,479 - Dad, you're so serious. 591 00:16:29,479 --> 00:16:30,312 - Yeah. (Caitlin laughs) 592 00:16:30,312 --> 00:16:32,915 And, uh, Daddy fell in love with that person 593 00:16:32,915 --> 00:16:34,870 who we'll call Jane 'cause that's her name. 594 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:35,971 - Hold on a second. (crew laughing) 595 00:16:35,971 --> 00:16:36,804 - Okay. 596 00:16:36,804 --> 00:16:38,127 - Because it's against the law 597 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,721 to be in love with two people. 598 00:16:39,721 --> 00:16:41,735 - Bigamy is criminal. 599 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:42,791 You're correct. 600 00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:45,145 But that's if you're trying to marry someone 601 00:16:45,145 --> 00:16:46,311 and you're already married. 602 00:16:46,311 --> 00:16:47,697 Slightly different. (Sam chuckles) 603 00:16:47,697 --> 00:16:52,493 Infidelity is illegal in some states, not this one. 604 00:16:52,493 --> 00:16:53,472 So technically, (crew laughing) 605 00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:54,994 no crimes were committed- 606 00:16:54,994 --> 00:16:56,952 - Okay. - In our local jurisdiction. 607 00:16:56,952 --> 00:16:57,785 - Okay. 608 00:16:57,785 --> 00:16:58,618 Daddy, you're using a lot 609 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,168 of words I don't understand. - I am so sorry. 610 00:17:00,168 --> 00:17:01,001 Complication. - Your dad fucked 611 00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:01,848 your pediatrician. - Oh. 612 00:17:01,848 --> 00:17:02,806 - Okay, (Sam laughs) 613 00:17:02,806 --> 00:17:03,639 Linda. (buzzer buzzing) 614 00:17:03,639 --> 00:17:04,472 - Dad! 615 00:17:04,472 --> 00:17:05,305 - Linda. 616 00:17:05,305 --> 00:17:06,940 - Coming in with the button. 617 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:09,537 When two points love each other very much... 618 00:17:09,537 --> 00:17:10,537 - Ah. - Mm. 619 00:17:10,537 --> 00:17:11,945 - Caitlin once more. 620 00:17:11,945 --> 00:17:12,778 - Yes. 621 00:17:12,778 --> 00:17:14,458 - And Nick once more. - Oh. 622 00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:17,987 - [Sam] Sully, the pilot, tries to use his heroism 623 00:17:17,987 --> 00:17:20,818 to get a table at a restaurant. 624 00:17:20,818 --> 00:17:23,665 - Hi there. Yeah, your name? 625 00:17:23,665 --> 00:17:28,063 (Sam and crew laughing) 626 00:17:28,063 --> 00:17:30,042 (clears throat) Your last name? 627 00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:34,104 (imitates horn tooting) (Sam and crew laughing) 628 00:17:34,104 --> 00:17:35,001 - Oh, no. 629 00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:36,884 Wahhhhhh 630 00:17:36,884 --> 00:17:38,329 (Sam and crew laughing) 631 00:17:38,329 --> 00:17:39,768 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 632 00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,208 I guess we're gonna fall in the river. 633 00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:42,384 We're gonna go in the Hudson River. 634 00:17:42,384 --> 00:17:43,217 Oh, no, no. 635 00:17:43,217 --> 00:17:44,068 I'll do it safely. (Sam laughs) 636 00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:44,948 I'm the pilot. 637 00:17:44,948 --> 00:17:45,781 Da da da. (imitates water splashing) 638 00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:47,093 Oh, everybody's safe. 639 00:17:47,093 --> 00:17:49,127 (crew laughing) 640 00:17:49,127 --> 00:17:50,080 - Mr. Sully Sullenberg. 641 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,428 - Yes. (crew laughing) 642 00:17:51,428 --> 00:17:52,774 - Okay, great. (Sam laughs) 643 00:17:52,774 --> 00:17:53,607 Sorry. 644 00:17:53,607 --> 00:17:54,523 Uh, great, I think we should have that ready 645 00:17:54,523 --> 00:17:56,426 in about 20 to 25 minutes. 646 00:17:56,426 --> 00:17:59,253 (Sam chuckles) 647 00:17:59,253 --> 00:18:00,086 - Oh, my God, 648 00:18:00,086 --> 00:18:02,450 you saved us (mumbling) river. (Sam and crew laughing) 649 00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:04,609 Oh, my God, everyone got off just safe. 650 00:18:04,609 --> 00:18:05,863 - Okay, I think, okay, okay. - I don't wanna- 651 00:18:05,863 --> 00:18:07,012 - All right, okay, yes, yes. (Sam laughs) 652 00:18:07,012 --> 00:18:07,845 Okay, you're a hero. 653 00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:09,132 You are. - You're a hero, Sully. 654 00:18:09,132 --> 00:18:10,927 - Looks like we have a booth opening up in the back left. 655 00:18:10,927 --> 00:18:12,332 Of course, we'll- 656 00:18:12,332 --> 00:18:13,940 - You ever flown a plane, son? 657 00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,132 - I'm giving you what you want. 658 00:18:15,132 --> 00:18:17,162 (Sam and Geoff laughing) (buzzer buzzing) 659 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:18,352 (Nick laughs) (crew clapping) 660 00:18:18,352 --> 00:18:20,163 - Yeah, a presidential point of honor. 661 00:18:20,163 --> 00:18:21,192 - Nice. - Oh. 662 00:18:21,192 --> 00:18:22,025 - Nick. - Yeah. 663 00:18:22,025 --> 00:18:22,858 - And Geoff. (Caitlin sighing) 664 00:18:22,858 --> 00:18:24,590 - Ah. - Hi, Sam. 665 00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:26,041 - [Sam] A blackjack dealer 666 00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:29,871 introduces some new game mechanics they designed. 667 00:18:29,871 --> 00:18:30,704 - There you are. 668 00:18:30,704 --> 00:18:31,537 - Thank you. - There you are, 669 00:18:31,537 --> 00:18:32,419 there you are, there you are. 670 00:18:32,419 --> 00:18:34,025 And guess what? A third card. 671 00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:36,486 - Oh, okay. (laughs) (Sam chuckles) 672 00:18:36,486 --> 00:18:37,480 - Now here's the thing. 673 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,902 You can trade it. 674 00:18:38,902 --> 00:18:39,884 - Excuse me? (crew laughing) 675 00:18:39,884 --> 00:18:40,717 - You can trade it. 676 00:18:40,717 --> 00:18:41,550 You can find anyone at this table. 677 00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:42,383 You can trade it. 678 00:18:42,383 --> 00:18:44,006 - Is it any card or just this third card? 679 00:18:44,006 --> 00:18:45,227 So okay, so the third card- - Just the third card. 680 00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:46,327 You can trade it with someone. 681 00:18:46,327 --> 00:18:47,441 - This is fun, fun. - It kinda makes it 682 00:18:47,441 --> 00:18:48,623 a little more collaborative. - Okay, so it's 683 00:18:48,623 --> 00:18:49,514 like wild card. 684 00:18:49,514 --> 00:18:50,394 - Exactly. - Okay, great. 685 00:18:50,394 --> 00:18:51,509 - But if you do- 686 00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:52,342 - Oh? 687 00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:53,808 - You owe them a favor for the rest of your life. 688 00:18:53,808 --> 00:18:57,163 (crew laughing) 689 00:18:57,163 --> 00:18:57,996 - Oh, okay. 690 00:18:57,996 --> 00:19:01,552 So if I hold onto the card, there's no favor owed. 691 00:19:01,552 --> 00:19:02,959 - There's no, you won't- - There's no like life debt 692 00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:03,961 or anything like- - A newbie. 693 00:19:03,961 --> 00:19:05,705 No, you will not owe a life debt 694 00:19:05,705 --> 00:19:07,177 if you don't trade the card. - (laughs) Okay, okay, okay. 695 00:19:07,177 --> 00:19:08,010 - But if you do- 696 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:08,843 - But if I do- 697 00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:12,025 - Whatever it is, whenever it is, you cannot refuse. 698 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:12,968 - Okay. (crew laughing) 699 00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:15,475 If I trade the card, I will owe a life debt. 700 00:19:15,475 --> 00:19:18,642 Can I pre-agree what that life debt is gonna be 701 00:19:18,642 --> 00:19:19,654 with the trading partner? 702 00:19:19,654 --> 00:19:20,487 - Absolutely. 703 00:19:20,487 --> 00:19:21,746 - Okay, okay, we're back. - No, of course- 704 00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:23,470 - It's fun again. - Of course you can pre-agree, 705 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:25,109 but there is a hitch. 706 00:19:25,109 --> 00:19:25,942 - Okay. (Sam and crew laughing) 707 00:19:25,942 --> 00:19:27,023 - If you pre-agree- 708 00:19:27,023 --> 00:19:27,856 - Uh-huh. 709 00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:29,366 - Then the third player at the table 710 00:19:29,366 --> 00:19:30,510 gets to kill one of you. 711 00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:32,079 - Oh, wow, okay. (crew laughing) 712 00:19:32,079 --> 00:19:33,326 - But only one of you. 713 00:19:33,326 --> 00:19:35,110 - Is that up to the third player? 714 00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:36,879 - If they choose to not kill one of you, 715 00:19:36,879 --> 00:19:38,675 that is when we enter phase two. 716 00:19:38,675 --> 00:19:39,826 - Oh, okay. (Sam and crew laughing) 717 00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:40,743 So what is phase two? 718 00:19:40,743 --> 00:19:43,743 - And in phase two, they now have to pick a child, 719 00:19:43,743 --> 00:19:44,943 one to live 720 00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:47,159 and one to banish. 721 00:19:47,159 --> 00:19:49,062 (Geoff sputters) (Sam and crew laughing) 722 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,448 One to live, one to banish. - Wow. 723 00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:51,322 Just banish? 724 00:19:51,322 --> 00:19:52,466 - Yes, yes. - But for a child, 725 00:19:52,466 --> 00:19:53,775 that's almost a death sentence. 726 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,161 - Without a doubt, exactly. - Okay. 727 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,205 - It's something to consider. (Sam and Caitlin laughing) 728 00:19:56,205 --> 00:19:57,038 - Okay, wow. 729 00:19:57,038 --> 00:19:58,307 - See, now you're thinking like a pro. 730 00:19:58,307 --> 00:20:00,580 - There's a possibility that child could survive banishment, 731 00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:02,015 come back stronger. - Exactly. 732 00:20:02,015 --> 00:20:03,179 - Like a Spartan situation. (Sam laughs) 733 00:20:03,179 --> 00:20:04,083 - Totally. - Okay. 734 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,700 - And remember, it's not your child. 735 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,722 I can't stress this enough 736 00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:07,667 to the new players. - Okay, okay. 737 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:08,500 Well, that was a question. - It'll be the 738 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,791 third player's decision. 739 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,420 - Okay, they also choose which children to choose between. 740 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,899 - In a phase two situation- (Sam laughs) 741 00:20:13,899 --> 00:20:15,447 - A phase two situation. - Please remember, 742 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,084 you're choosing to make a pre-agreement 743 00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:17,920 with the second player. 744 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,753 - Yes. 745 00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:19,819 - That activated means the third player 746 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,117 can either kill one of you- 747 00:20:21,117 --> 00:20:22,269 - Okay. - Or can banish- 748 00:20:22,269 --> 00:20:24,871 - In a scenario where I survive the killing, 749 00:20:24,871 --> 00:20:26,129 which is not a guarantee- - Yes. 750 00:20:26,129 --> 00:20:27,151 That's exactly right. - Okay. 751 00:20:27,151 --> 00:20:29,439 How are those children selected? 752 00:20:29,439 --> 00:20:30,471 - Okay, well, now we're in phase- 753 00:20:30,471 --> 00:20:31,304 - (baby talk) Excuse me, sir. 754 00:20:31,304 --> 00:20:32,137 - Mm-hmm. - I'm here 755 00:20:32,137 --> 00:20:33,662 for the potential banishment. 756 00:20:33,662 --> 00:20:34,495 - Oh. - Oh, 757 00:20:34,495 --> 00:20:35,603 that's an adorable child. (Sam laughs) 758 00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:36,436 - You're late. 759 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,269 And I'm really sorry to say this, 760 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,501 but your dad made a choice. 761 00:20:38,501 --> 00:20:40,411 You're gonna go ahead and just keep walking out that door. 762 00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:41,244 (Sam laughs) (buzzer buzzing) 763 00:20:41,244 --> 00:20:42,851 - Wow, wow. (crew clapping) 764 00:20:42,851 --> 00:20:45,152 - Yeah, five points that the house will win back. 765 00:20:45,152 --> 00:20:45,985 - Oh, yes. 766 00:20:45,985 --> 00:20:49,072 - As we move on to the last prompt of round two. 767 00:20:49,072 --> 00:20:50,022 Geoff- - Uh-huh? 768 00:20:50,022 --> 00:20:50,923 - And Caitlin. 769 00:20:50,923 --> 00:20:51,756 - (chuckles) Yeah. 770 00:20:51,756 --> 00:20:53,651 - [Sam] Your friend who complained 771 00:20:53,651 --> 00:20:56,171 all board game night just won. 772 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:59,691 - So it is your turn to roll the dice. 773 00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:00,832 - Okay. (laughs) (Caitlin laughs) 774 00:21:00,832 --> 00:21:01,665 - Here we go. 775 00:21:01,665 --> 00:21:02,712 Come on, James. 776 00:21:02,712 --> 00:21:04,481 - Here I go. (chuckles) - Okay. 777 00:21:04,481 --> 00:21:05,820 (crew laughing) 778 00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:06,653 - Oh. 779 00:21:06,653 --> 00:21:07,711 - Five. 780 00:21:07,711 --> 00:21:10,131 - (laughs) Okay. - Okay. 781 00:21:10,131 --> 00:21:12,251 Oh. (James laughs) 782 00:21:12,251 --> 00:21:14,879 - One, (laughs) (Sam laughs) 783 00:21:14,879 --> 00:21:16,702 two, (laughs) 784 00:21:16,702 --> 00:21:18,371 three, (laughs) 785 00:21:18,371 --> 00:21:22,491 four, (laughs) five. 786 00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:24,927 - Oh, my God, James. (James chuckles) 787 00:21:24,927 --> 00:21:26,490 (Sam and crew laughing) 788 00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:27,562 Jesus. 789 00:21:27,562 --> 00:21:29,290 - I fuckin' won it. 790 00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:30,123 - James. (James laughs) 791 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,340 - I fuckin' won it. (Sam laughs) 792 00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:34,538 After all the bullshit, I won it. 793 00:21:34,538 --> 00:21:36,479 - Bullshit? - Oh, God, 794 00:21:36,479 --> 00:21:37,900 it feels good. (Sam and crew laughing) 795 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:40,100 - James, my kid's sleeping upstairs. 796 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,168 - That's a you problem. 797 00:21:41,168 --> 00:21:43,551 (Sam and crew laughing) 798 00:21:43,551 --> 00:21:45,029 Oh, it feels good. 799 00:21:45,029 --> 00:21:46,438 This game fucking sucked 800 00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:47,571 and I won it. (Sam laughs) 801 00:21:47,571 --> 00:21:48,616 - It's The Game of Life. 802 00:21:48,616 --> 00:21:50,717 I mean, it- - Dude, it took three hours. 803 00:21:50,717 --> 00:21:51,550 How? 804 00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:52,383 - There's the two of us- (Sam laughs) 805 00:21:52,383 --> 00:21:53,216 - Oh. - And we go round 806 00:21:53,216 --> 00:21:54,094 and round in circles. 807 00:21:54,094 --> 00:21:55,271 You know how that goes. 808 00:21:55,271 --> 00:21:57,042 You came over, you're going through a divorce, 809 00:21:57,042 --> 00:21:59,132 you wanted some levity, I brought out The Game of Life, 810 00:21:59,132 --> 00:22:00,650 and you were being a dick to me all night long. 811 00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:02,740 - I feel fucking great. 812 00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:06,381 - Okay. - I am on the goddamn moon. 813 00:22:06,381 --> 00:22:09,417 I'm not even thinking about Jessica. 814 00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:10,913 - Okay, let me get Monopoly. 815 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,717 (Sam and Nick laughing) (buzzer buzzing) 816 00:22:12,717 --> 00:22:14,454 - Wow. 817 00:22:14,454 --> 00:22:15,632 Love that, players. 818 00:22:15,632 --> 00:22:17,766 32 points on the very last turn to you both. 819 00:22:17,766 --> 00:22:18,866 - Mm-hmm. - Which brings us 820 00:22:18,866 --> 00:22:22,100 to our final minigame. (cheery music) 821 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,662 This is a little minigame 822 00:22:23,662 --> 00:22:26,621 that we like to call "Locals Only." 823 00:22:26,621 --> 00:22:27,864 How it works is, players, 824 00:22:27,864 --> 00:22:30,812 you will start a three-person scene 825 00:22:30,812 --> 00:22:33,309 in a particular location of my choosing. 826 00:22:33,309 --> 00:22:36,158 I will then ask you to make that scene more 827 00:22:36,158 --> 00:22:39,194 and more local to said location. 828 00:22:39,194 --> 00:22:40,943 I will give you a physical location instead 829 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:41,790 to start the scene. 830 00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:44,749 That location is a palace. 831 00:22:44,749 --> 00:22:45,728 - Buckingham. 832 00:22:45,728 --> 00:22:48,709 - (elderly British accent) Yes, it was built long, long ago. 833 00:22:48,709 --> 00:22:49,710 - Oh, nice. - Nice. 834 00:22:49,710 --> 00:22:53,098 - These floors are made of elephant tusks- 835 00:22:53,098 --> 00:22:55,485 - Oh, wow, hey, that's- - And 19-karat gold. 836 00:22:55,485 --> 00:22:56,640 - More British. 837 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,554 - (Britishness intensifies) If you see here, 838 00:22:58,554 --> 00:23:00,369 we have the portrait (crew laughing) 839 00:23:00,369 --> 00:23:03,273 of Mr. Buckingham himself. 840 00:23:03,273 --> 00:23:04,879 - (newly British) John Buckingham himself. - Which is what- 841 00:23:04,879 --> 00:23:07,283 - And was his skin really the Union Jack? 842 00:23:07,283 --> 00:23:09,985 - More British. - (barely intelligible) We have the family. 843 00:23:09,985 --> 00:23:10,818 (Sam laughs) 844 00:23:10,818 --> 00:23:12,658 The royal court. 845 00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:13,966 - (more British) Oh, there's somethin', eh? (Sam laughs) 846 00:23:13,966 --> 00:23:15,532 - (Scottish) It does has it, dinnae? 847 00:23:15,532 --> 00:23:16,723 - Eh. - Gentlemen. 848 00:23:16,723 --> 00:23:17,703 - Well. (Sam laughs) 849 00:23:17,703 --> 00:23:19,708 - If you would please follow me 850 00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:21,116 over here (crew laughing) 851 00:23:21,116 --> 00:23:23,775 where we have compliment- - [Sam] Even more upper crust, 852 00:23:23,775 --> 00:23:26,756 please, Caitlin. - (fancier) Complimentary biscuits 853 00:23:26,756 --> 00:23:27,867 and tea. (Sea laughs) 854 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:29,396 - Oh, my. - Ah, biscuits, tea. 855 00:23:29,396 --> 00:23:30,804 Here we go. - Elephant tusk it is. 856 00:23:30,804 --> 00:23:32,342 - Yay. - More Cockney. 857 00:23:32,342 --> 00:23:33,521 - Yeah. - (Cockney) The only thing I know 858 00:23:33,521 --> 00:23:35,347 is a freakin' beer biscuit. 859 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:37,888 - We've got beer biscuits in the gift shop. 860 00:23:37,888 --> 00:23:38,721 - Here we go. - And now you're 861 00:23:38,721 --> 00:23:39,962 all The Beatles. 862 00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:40,795 - You know, 863 00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:41,628 I've got a song idea. (crew laughing) 864 00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:42,461 - Okay. - Because- 865 00:23:42,461 --> 00:23:43,294 - Hey, they got us 866 00:23:43,294 --> 00:23:44,157 some good beer biscuits. - If we go to- 867 00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:45,585 - You know what they're saying about beer biscuits? 868 00:23:45,585 --> 00:23:46,543 - Yeah, John. 869 00:23:46,543 --> 00:23:47,905 - It gets you drunk before it gets you full. 870 00:23:47,905 --> 00:23:49,124 - (chuckles) Yeah. (John laughs) 871 00:23:49,124 --> 00:23:50,695 Yeah, that's a good one, yeah. ♪ It gets you drunk ♪ 872 00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:52,625 ♪ Before it gets you full ♪ 873 00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:54,775 ♪ We're gonna eat the biscuits ♪ ♪ Eat the biscuits ♪ 874 00:23:54,775 --> 00:23:56,545 ♪ And they'll have baguettes ♪ 875 00:23:56,545 --> 00:23:57,536 ♪ Let's eat ♪ - And now you're all 876 00:23:57,536 --> 00:23:58,676 Jason Statham. ♪ And we gonna ♪ 877 00:23:58,676 --> 00:24:00,775 - You know what I realized? (Sam chuckles) 878 00:24:00,775 --> 00:24:02,196 - Oh! Hey, hey! 879 00:24:02,196 --> 00:24:03,564 - Fuckin' hate music. 880 00:24:03,564 --> 00:24:05,866 - You know what I realized? (groans) 881 00:24:05,866 --> 00:24:08,116 - No. - I fuckin' hate you. 882 00:24:08,116 --> 00:24:09,665 - You didn't need to do that, love. 883 00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:10,498 Hey. - You didn't have 884 00:24:10,498 --> 00:24:11,331 to stab yourself, mate. - You didn't have 885 00:24:11,331 --> 00:24:12,164 to stab yourself. 886 00:24:12,164 --> 00:24:14,166 - You stay back or I'm finished. 887 00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:15,024 (crew laughing) 888 00:24:15,024 --> 00:24:15,979 - Stay back- - You're not gonna do that 889 00:24:15,979 --> 00:24:16,992 to me mate. - Stay back or- 890 00:24:16,992 --> 00:24:17,902 - And you're not gonna say that. 891 00:24:17,902 --> 00:24:19,444 You're not gonna do that to him. 892 00:24:19,444 --> 00:24:20,314 - [Geoff] How dare you? 893 00:24:20,314 --> 00:24:21,354 (Sam chuckles) 894 00:24:21,354 --> 00:24:22,661 - Where do we go from here, boys? 895 00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:23,494 (Sam laughs) 896 00:24:23,494 --> 00:24:24,654 - Well- (buzzer buzzing) 897 00:24:24,654 --> 00:24:26,582 - That brings us (cheery music) 898 00:24:26,582 --> 00:24:29,510 to round three where my players will now hold hands 899 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:32,894 and jump into the abyss together. 900 00:24:32,894 --> 00:24:33,727 Caitlin. - Yeah? 901 00:24:33,727 --> 00:24:34,560 - Nick. - Yeah. 902 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,393 - Geoff. - Hi, Sam. 903 00:24:35,393 --> 00:24:38,989 - [Sam] The tension in this reality show reunion episode 904 00:24:38,989 --> 00:24:41,132 is going to bubble over 905 00:24:41,132 --> 00:24:43,160 at any moment. (Geoff chuckles) 906 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,701 - And I will say that Thursday afternoon- 907 00:24:46,701 --> 00:24:47,788 - Oh, okay. 908 00:24:47,788 --> 00:24:49,381 (Sam and crew laughing) 909 00:24:49,381 --> 00:24:52,042 - Is when I realized that actually we were never going 910 00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:53,173 to close in escrow. 911 00:24:53,173 --> 00:24:55,703 - I told you that we were going to close in escrow, 912 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,862 but then you pissed off the client like you always do. 913 00:24:58,862 --> 00:25:01,382 And that is why I no longer want 914 00:25:01,382 --> 00:25:04,961 to be your real estate mega-million Beverly Hills 915 00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:07,161 in the Hills Hollywood Hills home partner. 916 00:25:07,161 --> 00:25:07,994 (Sam and crew laughing) 917 00:25:07,994 --> 00:25:09,773 - God, are we even gonna talk about the Range Rover? 918 00:25:09,773 --> 00:25:10,606 Or are we just, 919 00:25:10,606 --> 00:25:11,439 we're not gonna talk about it? - Oh, my God. 920 00:25:11,439 --> 00:25:12,926 - Okay. - It's not about 921 00:25:12,926 --> 00:25:14,675 the Range Rover. - Wow, wow. 922 00:25:14,675 --> 00:25:15,859 - It's about trust. 923 00:25:15,859 --> 00:25:17,611 - Okay, yeah, yeah. - When you say there's going 924 00:25:17,611 --> 00:25:20,939 to be a six-CD spinner in a Range Rover- 925 00:25:20,939 --> 00:25:22,342 - Stop that, stop that. - And we get in and there's- 926 00:25:22,342 --> 00:25:23,400 - Stop it. (crew laughing) 927 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,503 That is closed. 928 00:25:24,503 --> 00:25:25,378 That's a closed book. 929 00:25:25,378 --> 00:25:26,211 Don't open that. 930 00:25:26,211 --> 00:25:27,124 You won't like what you see. 931 00:25:27,124 --> 00:25:28,128 - I guess we're not going to talk 932 00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:30,067 about my 30th birthday party. 933 00:25:30,067 --> 00:25:31,312 - Oh. (crew laughing) 934 00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:32,198 - Damn it. (Sam laughs) 935 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,031 - It was Cirque- - I'm staying, 936 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:33,864 I'm staying, I'm staying. - du Soleil themed 937 00:25:33,864 --> 00:25:34,697 and you showed up 938 00:25:34,697 --> 00:25:36,776 in cargo shorts. - You know exactly 939 00:25:36,776 --> 00:25:37,711 why that happened. - And you ruined 940 00:25:37,711 --> 00:25:40,716 the entire vibe of the party. 941 00:25:40,716 --> 00:25:41,679 - Wow, here we go. 942 00:25:41,679 --> 00:25:43,444 - If I'm not having fun at my birthday, 943 00:25:43,444 --> 00:25:44,297 then it's not a good (crew laughing) 944 00:25:44,297 --> 00:25:45,561 birthday party. 945 00:25:45,561 --> 00:25:46,394 - What? (buzzer buzzing) 946 00:25:46,394 --> 00:25:48,169 (Sam and crew laughing) 947 00:25:48,169 --> 00:25:49,002 (Caitlin chuckles) 948 00:25:49,002 --> 00:25:50,540 - A point for every interruption- 949 00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:51,373 - Ah. - To you all. 950 00:25:51,373 --> 00:25:52,913 - Wow, then we're doing very well. 951 00:25:52,913 --> 00:25:53,746 - Caitlin. - Yes. 952 00:25:53,746 --> 00:25:54,579 - Nick. - Yeah. 953 00:25:54,579 --> 00:25:55,609 - Geoff. - Hi, Sam. 954 00:25:55,609 --> 00:25:59,498 - [Sam] New parents subtly keep their hot mess friend 955 00:25:59,498 --> 00:26:01,610 from holding the baby. 956 00:26:01,610 --> 00:26:03,326 - Hey, fuckin' motherfuckers. 957 00:26:03,326 --> 00:26:04,322 - (chuckles) Hi. 958 00:26:04,322 --> 00:26:05,155 (door thuds) (crew laughing) 959 00:26:05,155 --> 00:26:06,464 Hi. - Hey, 'ey. 960 00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:07,755 - Hey. - 'Ey. 961 00:26:07,755 --> 00:26:08,588 - Hey. (Sam laughs) 962 00:26:08,588 --> 00:26:09,548 - 'Ey. - Hey. 963 00:26:09,548 --> 00:26:11,899 ♪ Let me see the baby ♪ - Okay, look, okay, okay. 964 00:26:11,899 --> 00:26:14,088 ♪ Let me see the baby ♪ - Okay, okay, okay, one sec. 965 00:26:14,088 --> 00:26:15,046 ♪ Ha na na ♪ - It's a little loud. 966 00:26:15,046 --> 00:26:16,051 A little loud, a little loud. ♪ Na na na ♪ 967 00:26:16,051 --> 00:26:17,131 - Sebastian's asleep. 968 00:26:17,131 --> 00:26:18,900 - Sebastian's asleep. - Sebastian? (laughs) 969 00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:20,005 Okay, well, I'm Ariel. 970 00:26:20,005 --> 00:26:20,939 (Claire laughs) (Sam laughs) 971 00:26:20,939 --> 00:26:22,207 - That is his name, hi. - Hi. 972 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:23,040 (Sam laughs) 973 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,373 Ah. - Okay, okay. 974 00:26:25,388 --> 00:26:27,248 - How are you? (smacking lips) 975 00:26:27,248 --> 00:26:29,538 - My dad's name was Sebastian and you know that. 976 00:26:29,538 --> 00:26:30,371 - Yeah. - So it's a- 977 00:26:30,371 --> 00:26:33,638 - Okay, well, he died before you and I were friends, so. 978 00:26:33,638 --> 00:26:35,058 Um, is there, (Sam and crew laughing) 979 00:26:35,058 --> 00:26:37,348 you guys have, ooh, ooh! 980 00:26:37,348 --> 00:26:38,946 Can I have some of this vodka? (crew laughing) 981 00:26:38,946 --> 00:26:40,388 I need like just a- 982 00:26:40,388 --> 00:26:41,221 - That's fine, yeah. 983 00:26:41,221 --> 00:26:42,199 Go for it. - A palate cleanser. 984 00:26:42,199 --> 00:26:44,010 I Ubered, I Ubered, I Ubered, I Ubered. 985 00:26:44,010 --> 00:26:45,448 Don't kill me. (laughs) - No one was saying anything. 986 00:26:45,448 --> 00:26:46,928 - Yes. - No one was saying anything. 987 00:26:46,928 --> 00:26:48,048 - Um, uh, uh- - Um, uh, uh, uh- 988 00:26:48,048 --> 00:26:49,090 - So- - Please. 989 00:26:49,090 --> 00:26:51,506 - I have a car problem 990 00:26:51,506 --> 00:26:55,771 and I need some money. (laughs) 991 00:26:55,771 --> 00:26:56,626 - We know. - We know, we know. 992 00:26:56,626 --> 00:26:57,459 - We know. - I need 993 00:26:57,459 --> 00:26:59,526 like $10,000. - Claire, I know. 994 00:26:59,526 --> 00:27:00,359 - Okay. - I know. 995 00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,052 - Because it's being impounded. 996 00:27:02,052 --> 00:27:02,885 - Yeah. 997 00:27:02,885 --> 00:27:04,112 - And I need to get it out- 998 00:27:04,112 --> 00:27:05,011 - Claire. - Of the impoundation. 999 00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:05,941 - Claire, we know. - Yeah. 1000 00:27:05,941 --> 00:27:07,304 - Claire. - And then I need to take it 1001 00:27:07,304 --> 00:27:08,142 to the shop- - Yes. 1002 00:27:08,142 --> 00:27:09,209 - Claire. - And it needs to be fixed 1003 00:27:09,209 --> 00:27:10,277 so it can be driven. 1004 00:27:10,277 --> 00:27:11,110 - Right. - Claire, this is a- 1005 00:27:11,110 --> 00:27:12,366 - But we can talk about it later. 1006 00:27:12,366 --> 00:27:14,862 Let me hold the baby. (laughs) - Okay, whoa, whoa, hold on. 1007 00:27:14,862 --> 00:27:17,183 - Sorry, Claire, Claire, your hands are covered in oil. 1008 00:27:17,183 --> 00:27:18,195 Just covered. - Your hands are- 1009 00:27:18,195 --> 00:27:19,559 - Oh, my God, I forgot. - Covered in oil. 1010 00:27:19,559 --> 00:27:20,392 - Okay, um- - Clean them. 1011 00:27:20,392 --> 00:27:21,433 - (chuckles) They're so- - Is there a sink? 1012 00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:22,266 Is it this thing in the- - Yes, this is a house. 1013 00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:23,182 - Yes, yes. - Okay. 1014 00:27:23,182 --> 00:27:24,015 - It's a house, and yeah. - It's a house. 1015 00:27:24,015 --> 00:27:26,464 Indeed we have- - Okay. 1016 00:27:26,464 --> 00:27:28,384 - Claire, I have $10,000 for you. 1017 00:27:28,384 --> 00:27:29,535 - Yeah. - You do? 1018 00:27:29,535 --> 00:27:30,368 - Yeah. - Yes, 1019 00:27:30,368 --> 00:27:31,201 I have $10,000. - Oh, my God. 1020 00:27:31,201 --> 00:27:33,784 - We just need you to not come to the baptism. 1021 00:27:33,784 --> 00:27:34,617 - What? 1022 00:27:34,617 --> 00:27:35,450 - The 10 grand is yours. (crew laughing) 1023 00:27:35,450 --> 00:27:36,283 - The 10 grand is yours. 1024 00:27:36,283 --> 00:27:37,116 - The part- - Okay, I thought you 1025 00:27:37,116 --> 00:27:38,215 were talking about my baptism. 1026 00:27:38,215 --> 00:27:39,624 I was like, wait a second. (Sam laughs) 1027 00:27:39,624 --> 00:27:41,223 Are you guys like weird Christian freaks now? 1028 00:27:41,223 --> 00:27:43,135 - What? - Like I'm down, 1029 00:27:43,135 --> 00:27:44,895 but how do I get there 1030 00:27:44,895 --> 00:27:45,728 like if I don't have car? - No, no, no. 1031 00:27:45,728 --> 00:27:46,686 - No, no, no, we're saying. - No, no, no, no, no, no, 1032 00:27:46,686 --> 00:27:47,742 no, no, no, no, no, no. - That's the opposite 1033 00:27:47,742 --> 00:27:48,575 of what we're saying. (Sam and crew laughing) 1034 00:27:48,575 --> 00:27:49,408 - That's the opposite. - What we're saying- 1035 00:27:49,408 --> 00:27:50,241 - Okay, okay. 1036 00:27:50,241 --> 00:27:51,079 - Okay, no, what we're saying 1037 00:27:51,079 --> 00:27:53,175 is do not come to Sebastian's baptism 1038 00:27:53,175 --> 00:27:54,925 and you can have this $10,000 1039 00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:55,953 for your- - That's the exchange. 1040 00:27:55,953 --> 00:27:57,197 - Complicated car problem. 1041 00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,093 - That's the exchange. 1042 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,540 - I thought that I was the godmother. 1043 00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:01,700 - No. - No. 1044 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:04,102 (Sam laughs) (buzzer buzzing) 1045 00:28:04,102 --> 00:28:06,068 - Absolutely not. (crew laughing) 1046 00:28:06,068 --> 00:28:07,399 30 points doing tummy time. 1047 00:28:07,399 --> 00:28:09,577 - I love doing tummy time with myself. 1048 00:28:09,577 --> 00:28:14,339 - Which brings us to the last prompt of our game. 1049 00:28:14,339 --> 00:28:15,396 - No! - No. 1050 00:28:15,396 --> 00:28:16,229 - No! 1051 00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:17,147 - Caitlin. - What? 1052 00:28:17,147 --> 00:28:17,980 - Nick. 1053 00:28:17,980 --> 00:28:19,134 - You're not doing it, Sam. 1054 00:28:19,134 --> 00:28:19,967 - Geoff. 1055 00:28:19,967 --> 00:28:21,989 - No! - Don't do this to us, Sam. 1056 00:28:21,989 --> 00:28:23,399 - Here I go. (crew laughing) 1057 00:28:23,399 --> 00:28:26,101 A student film that somehow touches 1058 00:28:26,101 --> 00:28:27,778 on every issue. (Geoff sighs) 1059 00:28:27,778 --> 00:28:29,471 (crew laughing) (Geoff sighs) 1060 00:28:29,471 --> 00:28:32,142 - You guys, I can't believe Greg's gone. 1061 00:28:32,142 --> 00:28:34,105 - It's just really fucked up, (Geoff sighs) 1062 00:28:34,105 --> 00:28:34,938 you know? 1063 00:28:34,938 --> 00:28:38,492 He was so depressed and he had ADHD. 1064 00:28:38,492 --> 00:28:40,761 - Yeah. - ADHD kills. 1065 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:42,171 - You can't pay attention, (crew laughing) 1066 00:28:42,171 --> 00:28:44,865 that could result in a terrible, tragic accident. 1067 00:28:44,865 --> 00:28:46,758 - Or you're drinking at the freaking wheel. 1068 00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:48,974 - I wish he would've done his homework better. 1069 00:28:48,974 --> 00:28:50,371 - If only he had done his homework, 1070 00:28:50,371 --> 00:28:52,824 he would've known that microplastics are everywhere. 1071 00:28:52,824 --> 00:28:56,126 - They're everywhere. (Sam and crew laughing) 1072 00:28:56,126 --> 00:28:58,843 Greg, how can you be so foolish? 1073 00:28:58,843 --> 00:29:01,249 Everything he had was a plastic container. 1074 00:29:01,249 --> 00:29:03,229 - So many water bottles sitting 1075 00:29:03,229 --> 00:29:06,232 in his car overnight, half drunk, 1076 00:29:06,232 --> 00:29:08,773 and he would just keep using them over 1077 00:29:08,773 --> 00:29:10,205 and over- - I'm sorry- 1078 00:29:10,205 --> 00:29:11,237 - And over again. - But if you're 1079 00:29:11,237 --> 00:29:12,457 buying action figures, 1080 00:29:12,457 --> 00:29:14,298 you're putting a gun straight to your head. 1081 00:29:14,298 --> 00:29:15,373 - But you know what I admired (crew laughing) 1082 00:29:15,373 --> 00:29:16,206 about him? 1083 00:29:16,206 --> 00:29:17,377 His polyamorous lifestyle. 1084 00:29:17,377 --> 00:29:19,036 - Uh-huh. (Sam and crew laughing) 1085 00:29:19,036 --> 00:29:20,853 - He was really sexually fluid 1086 00:29:20,853 --> 00:29:22,941 and that's what I loved about him the most. 1087 00:29:22,941 --> 00:29:24,818 - And he kept saying, "Don't kink shame me." 1088 00:29:24,818 --> 00:29:26,292 - Yeah. - But at some point, 1089 00:29:26,292 --> 00:29:27,961 there does have to be a line. 1090 00:29:27,961 --> 00:29:29,892 - You guys, don't judge him. 1091 00:29:29,892 --> 00:29:31,583 - Ugh. - He had ADHD. 1092 00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:33,386 (Sam laughs) (buzzer buzzing) 1093 00:29:33,386 --> 00:29:34,234 - Wow. - He can't see 1094 00:29:34,234 --> 00:29:35,706 without his glasses. (crew laughing) 1095 00:29:35,706 --> 00:29:37,227 (Geoff clapping) (Sam and crew laughing) 1096 00:29:37,227 --> 00:29:38,121 (Nick laughs) 1097 00:29:38,121 --> 00:29:39,035 (Sam laughs) 1098 00:29:39,035 --> 00:29:40,200 Where are his glasses? 1099 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,092 He can't see without his glasses. 1100 00:29:42,092 --> 00:29:43,896 (contestants and crew laughing) 1101 00:29:43,896 --> 00:29:47,492 - 44 incredibly deep points if you're 22 years old 1102 00:29:47,492 --> 00:29:48,968 for the three of you. (Nick and crew laughing) 1103 00:29:48,968 --> 00:29:52,539 That brings us to the end of our show. 1104 00:29:52,539 --> 00:29:55,143 Our winner tonight, 1105 00:29:55,143 --> 00:29:57,255 (paper rustling) 1106 00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:58,628 Geoff Ross. (crew cheering) 1107 00:29:58,628 --> 00:29:59,718 - What? (mellow jazz music) 1108 00:29:59,718 --> 00:30:00,551 - Geoff, 1109 00:30:00,551 --> 00:30:02,965 you are the recipient- - Oh, my God. 1110 00:30:02,965 --> 00:30:04,276 - Of the coveted- 1111 00:30:04,276 --> 00:30:06,297 - Ah. - Golden Ear. 1112 00:30:06,297 --> 00:30:07,130 - Ah. 1113 00:30:07,130 --> 00:30:08,828 - That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise." 1114 00:30:08,828 --> 00:30:11,388 Tune in next time for more of the Game Samer. 1115 00:30:11,388 --> 00:30:13,573 I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me. 1116 00:30:13,573 --> 00:30:14,406 Goodnight. 1117 00:30:14,406 --> 00:30:19,406 (crew applauding) (mellow jazz music continues) 1118 00:30:21,793 --> 00:30:25,710 (mellow jazz music fades)