Tonight, trying not to let the cat out,
it's Zach Reino.
- Hi. Oh sorry, no stop.
No, no, no, no, no.
He'll be fine.
A mouse caught in a rainstorm
using a leaf as an umbrella.
It's Jess McKenna.
- We can be sad for the raindrops or happy for the rainbow.
And hosting a completely different show,
it's Paul F. Tompkins.
- That's right, everyone.
It's time to play
Was It Pie?
They're all here to-
- Was It Pie? - Was It Pie?
- Welcome to Make Some Noise.
The game so good, we spun it off unchanged.
I am your host, Sam Reich. Here's how the show works.
I have here a series of improvisational prompts
our players have never seen before.
Isn't that right, players?
- Not before today. - Correct.
Never seen 'em. Never heard 'em.
- And I never will. - They will
to the best of their ability to fulfill those prompts.
I will award them corresponding points
and the winner will go home with the coveted Golden Ear,
which if you take on a plane, careful, it may pop.
Players, are you ready to rumble?
- Yes. - I'd like to rumble.
- I'm going to punch both of my friends.
- Zach. - Sam.
- The Pokemon in order of Fuckability.
- Wow. - Yeah, really good.
- Let's start with the bugs. No one is fucking the bugs.
We got Kakuna. We got Caterpie.
Actually, I am going to move Butterfree later
because Butterfree can get it.
Let's then move on to the rock types.
We're talking your Geodudes. We're talking your Onyxes.
These are unfuckable, hard, not-nice-to-touch boys
and girls.
Actually, under those, let's put the poisonous ones.
So poisonous ones do have to stay down at the bottom.
That's going to be a lot of plant types.
Tangela accepted because Tangela is mostly tentacles,
and the internet has told me that that is a sex thing.
All three legendary birds are going around A tier
for being like pretty hot,
but also they have celebrity complex.
It's going to be weird afterwards.
Mewtwo, never not ever. Too close to a human. Get out.
But yeah, any of your original three,
your Charmanders, your Bulbasaurs, your Squirtles.
They're going to be a good time. The birds, nope.
Mr. Mime is a big creep and on a lot of watch lists, so no.
Lapras, the big one that you swim on, more of a boat.
Lapras fam rise up.
You want to fuck a Lapras that's between you and your God.
- Same. You can ride it.
- She's not wrong, folks.
But the number one fuckable Pokemon
is the mid evolution of Dratini,
Dragonair.
It's a big mystical snake with a horn that flies
and it's going to make you feel like you're in love.
Wow.
Wow, Zach.
- I was a little confused when you said
the ones that looked too human were a no.
- 75 points via trading table for you.
- Jess. - Sam.
If you give a mouse an edible.
- This is Jessica McKenna's second mouse of the show.
- I was just going to say,
am I about to enter a mouse-only episode?
Okay, if you give a mouse an edible,
they're going to ask you the time.
And if you tell the mouse the time, they're going to say,
"Okay, so I shouldn't be feeling it yet."
And if you don't give a mouse an answer,
the mouse will ask you for another bite of edible,
because they're certain
that they should be feeling the edible by now.
And if you give a mouse a second bite of edible,
then the mouse will suddenly say,
"Oh no, for now I'm feeling the edible too much."
And then the mouse will say,
"Could you give a mouse a cookie?"
If you give a mouse a regular cookie,
they're going to want some milk.
If you give a mouse an edible cookie,
they're going to start walking through your house
and asking you questions about your mom.
And if you give an answer about the mom.
Then the mouse will say,
"And how does that make you feel about
your own potential to be a parent?"
And then you and the mouse will sort of stare off and wonder
what is the purpose of any of this?
And then the mouse will say,
"Wait a second. Have you eaten?"
- Yeah, let's say a point cut in half
just to be on the safe side.
- Thank you.
Dosage is important. - It's so important.
- Paul. - Who calls so loud?
A judge vamping because the deliberation room
isn't ready yet.
- So they will be out soon, I'm told.
And I would like to commend the officers of the court
for good behavior during this trial.
I didn't have to do any "sustained" or "overruled"s.
It makes it easy for me, so thank you.
To the accused,
I hope you didn't do it.
That's not me weighing in on what the jury will say.
I've not influenced them.
This is just me as a guy saying, "I hope you didn't do it."
It's good they're taking this time
because you don't want it to be a rush.
But you don't want it to be like one of those movies
where it's like one guy holding things up.
Yes?
They're going to need
like a couple more minutes.
Are you fucking-
Well, I shouldn't have said anything.
There's one guy holding everything up.
- This jury finds the defendant guilty
of earning eight points.
- Talked for a long time.
- Which brings us back to Zach.
- Paul. Sam. - Sam.
The Grinch who stole shark week.
- In a small little village way down by the pier,
there's some celebrating people whose joy was quite clear.
They loved when the sharks came along to the coast.
They loved it a little. They loved it the most.
But one in the town who hated a lark. He hated the village.
He hated the sharks.
He hated the week where the villagers cheered.
And so he filled up the ocean with beer.
The beer was so sudsy, the beer was so wet,
the beer was more beer than an ocean could get.
The jellyfish died, and the fish they all screamed.
And the sharks, of course, were nowhere to be seen.
A small little girl as she swam in the waves
said, "Am I drunk now? Is this how you behave?
I miss all the sharks, but what can I do?
They've been stolen from me. They've been stolen from you."
So she swam to the bottom and under the sand,
she found a big plug with her little girl hand.
And she pulled it open and the water did drain.
And the ocean, as we know, was never the same
for all of the sharks were now flopping about.
But there was no air and they couldn't get out.
So the villagers cried and they cried all the same.
And then from their eyes came a whole bunch of rain,
which filled up the ocean.
The ocean was back and shark week was saved,
and that's about that.
Wow.
- Oh my God, Zach. - Wow.
- Incredible. - Discovery Channel wishes.
- A 39 1/2 foot pole for you. Uh-oh, Jess.
- Uh-oh, Sam. - It looks like a storm's
a' brewin' and that cloud is coming for you in particular.
It's time for a doozy,
- A doozy? - A doozy.
- Oh wow, wow, wow.
It's so much text.
- A player on The Traitors is banished
and steps into the 'circle of truth'.
First, she cleverly calls out
three players who voted her out.
Mr. Bean, Guy Fieri, and the Very Hungry Caterpillar.
Then she manages to fake us out three times
as to whether she's a faithful or traitor
before finally exiting the show.
The time for talk is over.
Lala, before you are banished from my castle forever,
will you reveal, were you a faithful or were you a traitor?
- Listen, you all know that when I came here,
I made my game very clear.
Mr. Bean- - Oh?
- I told you when we found the secret room
behind the secret room that you are an idol to me.
You said nothing back. You just dropped a book.
You picked up the book again, dropped the book,
tried to flip through a few pages, put it back on the shelf,
wiped some sweat off your brow,
and then exit the secret room
where then I was discovered alone by Guy Fieri.
I thought you and me bonded.
When we did the bug challenge
where a bunch of bugs fell on our face-
Then you stabbed me in the back,
that's donkey sauce, bro and you know it.
Very Hungry Caterpillar, you writing my name down,
Eric Carlisle somewhere is sobbing.
- Oh wow. - So y'all, listen,
I know this is just a game and we have
a lot of fun out here, but in the end, this isn't fun for me
to tell you that actually this whole time
I have faithfully tra-
- ded memories
with all of you, my fellow faithful
TV appearance folks.
And y'all are going to feel ridiculous
when you find out once and for all the truth.
Guy Fieri, Very Hungry Caterpillar, Mr. Bean.
- Ooh.
- That I'm in fact-
A traitor.
- I knew it. I knew it. - I knew it. I knew it.
- What did I say?
- Y'all have fun, have fun, have fun.
- Fantastic. - Way to doozy.
- Hey, I love a doozy. - I would give you points,
but I think it'd be more fun if Paul did as Alan Cumming.
- For your monologue during the doozy.
I award you two points to go into the prize pot.
- Oh good.
- Paul - Who calls so loud?
- This mall Santa is taking some bold swings
with the character's lore.
- Ho, ho, ho, and tell me what would you like for Christmas?
I just wondered if you could
explain your backstory.
- Sure okay, you know, not a lot of people ask me,
so thank you for that. - Yeah.
- I used to be a saint.
- Then you got bad?
- No, they brought me back to life.
All of a sudden, I was just alive again.
- Oh, was that scary? - It's very scary.
I remember going through a red tunnel.
And they said I'm being punished
for the sins I committed in life.
- That sounds like you were in hell, Santa.
- Ooh, good call. I bet I was.
It was very warm, and- yes, you have a question?
Like "Spawn"?
- Yes, I was just like "Spawn."
I was in hell, I was called back to life.
In this case, to deliver toys to boys and girls-
- But that sounds nice. - Around the world.
- Do you like it? - Oh, you'd think it was nice
but when I go through the chimney, I can feel it.
I feel my bones and my organs
just grinding against each other as I go down.
It's terribly painful.
- Does it remind you of the tunnel from hell?
- Oh I wish, when I'm going through that chimney,
I'm like, "Take me back to hell."
- How do the reindeer factor in?
- The reindeer are the souls of people-
Who cheated on their spouses.
Oh.
- "Spawn."
- Haven't thought of "Spawn" in a long time.
- 2.2 billion milk and cookies for you, Paul.
Which brings us to our first mini game.
This is a little mini game that we like to call
If It Could Talk, in this case, puppets.
Players, how this is going to work is
I'm going to present each of you with
an actual puppet to voice.
If I could please have our first puppet.
- What? Look at this puppet.
Thank you, Paul.
- Fruit spheres! - Now with 100% fruits.
It's fantastical!
- Generic brand Toucan Sam. I love it.
If I could please have our next puppet.
- Hi, puppet. - Hi, puppet.
That's good.
- I think this time let's give it to Jess.
Well, what folks don't know is
Georgia O'Keefe and I will lovers for many years.
Wow, highbrow Jess.
- Georgia O'Keefe painted flowers that looked like vaginas.
- Or did she paint vaginas that looked like flowers?
- Like flowers? - Whoa.
- Whoa, bye-bye, puppet. - Bye, puppet.
- If I could please have our next puppet.
- Oh! - Whoa!
- That made a little entrance.
- Why don't we hand this one off to Paul?
- Let it loose.
And ever since my first Burning Man,
this has been my look.
If I could please have our next puppet.
- Come here, puppet.
Oh yeah. - Oh.
- Well, let's say Zach once more.
- Oh wow. - Yeah.
- I am but the spirit of a fallen oak
and I have but one message to you, people of the world.
I am selling Cutco knives!
They chop anything!
Go ahead and hand that over to Jess.
You're not going to believe this.
A small girl found the plug
at the bottom of the frigging ocean.
There I was drinking a delicious IPA,
and some little girl fucking drowns my whole world.
Bye, puppet. - Bye, puppet.
- Well, that's got to be it for the puppets, right?
- There couldn't possibly be more puppets.
- You underestimate my fetish for mini games.
If I could please have our last puppet.
- Whoa. - Whoa, double pup.
It's a double puppet.
- Yeah, this is. Paul.
- Oh sure.
- I mean, these are incredible but I might barf a little.
- And when we get to the mall,
we're going to have our picture taken
and we're going to be nice, right?
I don't like it.
- I know you don't like it, but we have to do it.
I like it.
- Yeah, I know you like it too much.
- Now I have a really tough decision to make.
I have a surprise. It's a bonus puppet.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- That's crazy. - In addition to the
allotment of puppets?
- Paul, if I could please have our very last puppet.
♪ It's the final puppet ♪ ♪ Puppet ♪
- Oh, we all know this guy.
- Oh. - Oh shit.
- I think I will hand this first to Zach.
- Even the shoes. - Even shoes.
- Welcome to Make Some Noise.
Before me are a series of improvisational prompts
but know that there is so much more.
Tricks and traps along the way,
and I ever will be pulling the strings!
It's my true form.
- Oh boy.
- What's up? - It's me, wicked Sam Reich.
This is Make Some Noise.
The show soo good we spun it off unchanged.
We're going to park some improv prompts
in front of our improvisers
and they may or may not do a good job.
I will buzz them either way.
- I am from Boston. - There you go.
♪ Why are there so many ♪
♪ games that aren't mini ♪
♪ All games are mini to me ♪
♪ Pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum ♪
♪ We can play big games but I don't like doing it ♪
And that is a mini game.
That brings us to round two where our players
will now test their talents in teams of twos.
- Testing talents in teams of twos.
- But there's threes of us.
- You're not in this next one.
Are you f-
Zach and Jess. - Me.
- Sam. - A Matryoshka doll
gets an ultrasound.
Have fun, you guys.
- Are you nervous? - No. Excited. Just excited.
- Gel's going to be a little cold.
- Thank you so much. Ooh.
- Alright, here we go. Let's see what we got.
- Oh, that's funny. That looks exactly like me but smaller.
Oh, no, no, no.
If you go in, that looks like me, but smaller.
- Yeah, that's you. - Can you zoom in?
- Yeah, I'm going to go one layer down.
That's how this works. - Yeah, yeah. Can you enhance?
- Yes. - Oh my goodness.
Look, there's another little me,
but it's inside the other little me.
- Yeah. - Can you enhance?
- Yeah, I can. Have you been feeling okay?
- Actually, you know, now
that I'm in the second trimester, I have a lot more energy.
Oh my goodness.
Is that a little me within a little me within a little me?
- Congratulations. You are pregnant with you.
And that you is also pregnant with a smaller you,
and that you is pregnant with a smaller you.
Do you have any questions for me or-
- Nope, this is exactly how I expected this to go.
- Your OB-GYN.
Congratulations, it's a happy healthy 12 points to you both.
- Thank you.
- Jess and Paul. - Sam.
- Who calls so loud?
- A spelling bee contestant's
many, many clarifying questions.
- Country of origin? - Finland.
- Time of day best used?
- In its original usage, midday.
Now more often in the morning.
- Say it angry.
Schlorbarg.
- Say it scared.
Schlorbarg!
- Said by Boston person.
- Schleh-beh.
- Said by cartoon dog.
Schlurp-ber!
- Said by Minion.
- 35 seconds remaining. - More time please.
Yes.
I really could have done that a really long time.
I feel like that's like a car game.
- 35 points used in a sentence for you both,
brings us to Paul.
- Who calls so loud?
And Zach. - Jess.
- A ren faire village idiot's performance review.
- Can I talk to you? - Yes.
- Okay, you don't have to do it back here.
Really, everybody loves your energy
and they love your commitment to detail.
- Nice.
- On the other side of things-
- Is this about the dance? - Yeah.
- People want to see me throw it back.
- I know they do, but I don't know how-
- People want to see me throw it back hard and close up.
- Absolutely, I don't think that nudity
is necessarily like historically accurate.
- Okay, well Deadpool's walking around
'cause it's Marvel day here.
What do you want for me, man? I'm trying to throw it back.
I'm trying to wear a jingly hat and throw it back.
- Okay, the jangly hat also needs some discussion.
- 'Cause of all the Tamagotchis on it?
- Yes. It's more of a clackity clack hat.
- I'm trying to keep 'em alive by shaking 'em,
and it was just easier to put 'em on the hat.
- But we have people complaining about anachronisms
and saying that it's distracting.
- They don't know what they want.
- Okay, they don't want a guy who has safety-pinned
a bunch of Tamagotchis to a beanie, taking his pants off-
- And throwing it back. - And throwing it back.
Can you go out there
and just try to roast people a little bit?
You know, and talk about the king, that kind of stuff.
- My lord- - Good start.
No, don't do it.
- Got to throw it back.
- A meager pittance to you both.
Which brings us back to Zach.
- Jess. Sam. - Sam and Jess.
- Camera. - Consoling a friend
while also practicing
your words of the day.
- Bro, listen, I know when you first saw her across the bar,
it seemed fortuitous.
- Yeah, no. I guess it was fortuitous.
She was so perfect, you know?
- Yeah.
- I thought it was going to work out.
- I know, you had an an immediate sort of
saccharine quality about the way that you interacted.
- A what? Saccharine sort of has a negative connotation.
You're saying I was messing up from the very beginning?
- No, bro. No, bro. - Oh!
It's the most unfortuitous. - No, bro.
Bro no, my impetus for saying that was merely to comfort you
in this moment of anguish.
It's just that I was saying that I wonder
if this wasn't actually perfection, it was-
- Not serendipity?
- Nothing serendipitous. It's meant to be ambiguous.
It's meant to have a certain je ne sais quoi.
- I had an English teacher who one year
made us guess the most beautiful word
in the English language.
- As if that's objective.
- We all took a guess and then the answer was vermilion.
- Nope, wrong.
The scent of 22 points permeates the room.
- Ooh.
- As we move on, for the last time at round 2, to
- Jess and Paul. - Sam.
- Who calls so loud?
- The magic mirror from "Snow White"
gets hung up on technicalities.
- Oh, I love this one.
- Mirror, Mirror on my wall,
who's the fairest of them all?
- I shall tell you now, hang on though.
- It's a simple question.
- No, there are two meanings of the word fair.
Do you mean just or do you mean beautiful?
- What do you think I mean?
- I presume not what you mean, my queen.
Do you mean fair as in, "Wow, what a fair call
from that referee."
- I'm not a sports queen.
I'm talking about like looks like, who out there's-
- Thank you, and now to answer your question,
but first, fairest of all time?
- What? - Or fairest of all
currently living?
- I'm kind of interested in both I guess.
But for now, my purposes, currently living.
- Ah, yes. Could you say it one more time?
- Mirror, Mirror on the wall-
- That's me. - Or me?
- Mirror, this is Mirror, Mirror.
- I just want to talk to the one
that tells me who's hot in the kingdom.
- Okay. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- So, is that you? - Yes?
Well, pose the question again, my queen.
- That one was a yes or no.
Mirror, Mirror on the wall.
- No, I'm on a hook.
- Okay, so you know it's not you.
Yeah, let's say 81 of the fairest points in the land
for the both of you.
I'll throw a couple of your way, Zach.
- Oh, nice. - I'll take 'em.
- A last prompt of round 2, Paul
- Who calls so loud?
- And Zach. - Jess.
- Hour three of hanging one-handed off a cliff.
- Is it a rock?
No.
- Is it sand? - No.
- Did I say rock?
- Yes. - Hold on a second.
- Alright.
- Is it my turn for a shift?
- Yeah, I think so.
- I got you. - Thank you.
All right.
Empty can. - No. Can I just tell you?
- Yeah. - It's pie. Fucking idiot.
- Well, that seems so obvious
you understand why I didn't want to just say-
- I would ask it within the top 10.
- Well, I guess I don't play that way,
trying to trick people. - Fine, you go.
- You want me to switch?
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Get in there. Okay. - Yeah.
- Is it a- - Give me a fucking second.
Okay, I'm locked in.
- Is it pie? - Yes.
- 127 hours worth of points.
- Whoa, that's a lot of points.
- Which brings us to our final mini game.
- Goddammit. - He loves 'em.
- This is a little mini game
that we like to call Milkman Paperboy.
How this works is I will divide my players
into teams of two.
One team will give me a theme song
for a TV show that does not exist in real life.
The other team will give me an enaction
of that television show.
There are only three of you.
- Whoa!
- Chris Grace. - Did somebody say
it's time to say Grace?
- Nobody said that.
- It's time to say Grace. - Grace.
- We'll get set up for this and be right back
after this transition.
And we are back with our accompanist
Aaron Wilson, everyone.
So here's how this is going to work with the theme song.
It is Zach and Chris, your leaping-off point is as simple as
a workplace comedy.
♪ Ooh, it's an ordinary office ♪
♪ It's on an ordinary day ♪
♪ And everything that they talk about ♪
♪ Is an ordinary thing to say ♪
♪ But they're all fluent in Spanish ♪
♪ And Mandarin too ♪
♪ And they go between word by word ♪
♪ To bring their story to you ♪
♪ Sometimes it sounds like English ♪
♪ And sometimes it sounds like French. ♪
♪ But no matter what near the end ♪
♪ Everybody switches characters ♪
♪ Also, they drop Easter eggs ♪
♪ To help you solve the season-long mystery ♪
♪ Different language office ♪
♪ It's a ♪
♪ Different language office ♪ ♪ Different language office ♪
♪ What are they saying ♪
♪ Do we even they know at the ♪
♪ Different language office ♪ ♪ Different language office ♪
- Wow, guys.
Let's see a scene from "Different Language Office".
- Hola.
- Guten tag, Judy.
- Mis papels... no se.
- Mi dispiace ma...
sometimes this is how life
- Mis papels.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Idday uoyay eesay
l'aubergine?
En el officio?
- Ah, oui, oui! Aubergine?
- Oui!
- Oui, aubergine? Et tu aubergine?
- Y su papels?
- Su papels?
- Y su papels! The whole time y su papels aubergine.
- The whole time? - The whole time.
- The whole time?
- Eh, vercaccio un papel aubergine est the whole time.
- Qui est l'aubergine?
- It's an eggplant.
- Egg...plant?
- Mira! Un egg de Easter!
- Wow, way to jump through those hoops, gang.
- Yeah, there might've been too many hoops. Sorry fam.
You really crushed it though.
- You absolutely did.
A big thank you to Aaron Wilson, everybody.
Chris, do you mind sticking around for round three?
- I would be so excited to do so.
- Can we all say Grace. - Say Grace.
- That brings us to round three where our players will now
hold hands and jump into the abyss together.
- Zach. Chris. - Chris.
- Yes? - Jess.
- Sam. - Paul.
- Who calls loud?
- A CNN panel baffled as to why Robin Hood is so popular.
- People seem to be captivated by this man.
Doesn't make sense to me. - Robbing to the rich
and giving to the poor.
The rich, a group of people who everyone wants to be.
- He's alluring, he seems different, he's a disruptor.
- Well, I'll be damned if I let a little fox steal from me.
- Yes, of course. Robin Hood the notable
What some are calling sexy fox.
- We can all agree. He is extremely sexy.
- He's very hot. Here's what I don't understand.
If this Robin Hood can very easily
split arrows that are already in a bullseye-
- Right, right, I've seen that. I've seen that.
- Why doesn't he just make his money from doing that?
Why does he have to steal?
- I think that if Robin Hood really wanted to turn
his image around, he should be more like
the mysterious stork who showed up one time
on big wooden legs that no one knows who he is.
- Yeah, that big wooden stork was actually even better
at archery than Robin Hood.
- That's right, and I think if the people knew
that more about big wooden stork,
they would be less about Robin Hood.
- But big wooden stork failed to capture
the public imagination because when you look at him,
he doesn't make your stomach feel funny.
- No, I don't want to crosstalk. I don't want to crosstalk.
- I don't want to crosstalk.
I don't want to crosstalk.
- That stork is a Russian asset.
- Let's say 65 points deducted from each of you
and given to the needy.
- Okay.
- Time for our next prompt. Zach.
- Robin. - Chris.
- Time's running out.
- Jess. - Sam.
- Paul. - Who calls so loud?
- Congratulations. You've been given-
A gift prop.
Now my apologies to you, Chris.
This person did not know that you would be here
because I did not tell them, but it goes for you as well.
- Oh, okay. This is like a "Hunger Game" situation?
- Yes, it's like a "Hunger Game" situation.
- Oh, okay.
- But who could this gift be from?
Scott Aukerman. - Hi Zach, Jess, and Paul.
Scott Aukerman here of Comedy Bang Bang,
and here is your gift prompt.
I know you're all great singers,
so what I'd like you to do is a family band
who loves to sing in three-part harmony.
But they get into an argument at Thanksgiving.
- A family band who loves to sing in three-part harmony,
but they get into an argument at Thanksgiving.
- And you know we'll do it in four-part harmony.
♪ Now how about we go around the table ♪
♪ And say what we're thankful for ♪
♪ Say what we're thankful for ♪ ♪ Everybody knows ♪
♪ I suppose ♪ ♪ I support ♪
♪ Everyone knows that I support ♪
♪ One of my children must go ♪
♪ I will offer up this to the family table ♪
♪ Table ♪ ♪ Table ♪
♪ Here's a dish, you can share it if you're ♪
♪ able ♪
♪ Does it have walnut ♪
♪ No nuts ♪ ♪ Does it have gluten ♪
♪ No ♪
♪ Then I can eat this delicious pie that you are offering ♪
♪ To you ♪ ♪ You ♪
♪ Whole family, I'm here to say I love you ♪
♪ Come what may ♪
♪ and now I offer from me to thy ♪
♪ I got to know ♪
♪ Was ♪
♪ It ♪
♪ a ♪
♪ Pie ♪
- We changed it to support. - To support.
- That's the argument.
- Yeah, that was the argument piece.
Some of those harmonies were really good.
- Thank you, Sam.
- Some, some. - Yeah, not all.
Let's say aught Clockerman points for you all.
- Ooh. - Ooh.
- Which brings us to the very last prompt of our game.
- I can't believe it. - Holy moly.
- Zach.
- Chris.
- I don't know. - Jess.
- Sam. - Paul.
- Who calls so loud? - The holy trinity
looks to add a fourth.
- Hey, come here. Come here.
Obviously, we work perfectly as a metaphor.
We're all H2O but in different forms.
- That's right. - The Father.
- The Son, you.
- And- - The Holy Spirit.
- I like ghost. - Okay, we knew it.
- I like spirit too. Can I be the ghost spirit?
- Sure, buddy.
- Oh, hey. - Hey, hey, Hey.
- How do y'all know Rob and Meredith?
- Since they were born.
- Oh really? - Yeah.
- And also after they die.
- Wow. I guess I sort of do too.
I do estate planning for them.
- Oh, can you give us one second?
Are you feeling this?
- Very much so. I'm liking this because you know what?
I don't know how to plan an estate.
- No, I don't either.
- And I've always been afraid to ask for help.
- Yeah, absolutely. - That's tough for me.
- I go through walls. - Yeah.
- Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear-
- No, not at all.
- That you're kind of looking for some advice about
estate planning. - Yeah, among other things.
You know what I'm saying? - Well, you know,
California is a probate state,
so everybody will have to go through probate.
- Could you excuse us from one second?
- Okay, sure.
- What is he talking about? - I don't know.
- I don't get this. - I don't know
but I love this.
- I got immediately confused, but also very interested.
- I think this is still probably a good idea
because what if something happens to us?
- Three is a famously tricky dynamic.
Two of us know an inside joke, the other one doesn't.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. - I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to go to a party and just talk business.
- No. - No, we love it.
This is interesting.
- Let me tell you about myself, okay?
- Please.
- I'm a devout Lutheran and-
- Can you give us a second?
- Devout Lutheran?
- Three points that share one essence to you all.
That brings us to the end of
our show.
Our winner tonight,
Zach Reino.
- Wow. - Zach, you're the recipient
of the coveted Golden Ear.
That does it for us here at Makes Some Noise.
Tune in next time for more of The Game Samer.
I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me. Goodnight.