1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,920 Tonight, missing the front half 2 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:03,180 of his two-person horse costume, 3 00:00:03,180 --> 00:00:05,059 it's Jacob Wysocki! 4 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:11,190 Having stumbled into a parade route, 5 00:00:11,190 --> 00:00:13,320 - it's Kimia Behpoornia! - Oh my god. 6 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:14,700 Oh my god. 7 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:18,003 Oh my god, oh, these things need to slow down. 8 00:00:19,156 --> 00:00:20,550 And having just walked 9 00:00:20,550 --> 00:00:21,900 on an incline treadmill for an hour 10 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:23,430 and now regular walking feels nuts, 11 00:00:23,430 --> 00:00:26,457 it's Jeremy Culhane! 12 00:00:28,688 --> 00:00:29,733 - You got it, dude. - Hey, guys. 13 00:00:29,733 --> 00:00:30,566 You good? 14 00:00:30,566 --> 00:00:32,217 Oh, yeah, I'm good, I'm normal. 15 00:00:32,217 --> 00:00:34,217 They're all here to- 16 00:00:34,217 --> 00:00:36,384 "Make Some Noise!" 17 00:00:47,930 --> 00:00:50,100 Welcome to "Make Some Noise," 18 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:52,590 the game so good, we spun it off "unchanged." 19 00:00:52,590 --> 00:00:53,550 I'm your host, Sam Reich. 20 00:00:53,550 --> 00:00:54,750 Here's how the show works. 21 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:57,810 I have here a series of improvisational prompts 22 00:00:57,810 --> 00:01:00,960 our players have never seen before. 23 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,730 Isn't that right, players? 24 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:03,777 - We haven't seen it. - Haven't seen it. 25 00:01:03,777 --> 00:01:04,610 Yes, no, we haven't. 26 00:01:04,610 --> 00:01:05,664 Yes, no, yes. 27 00:01:05,664 --> 00:01:06,574 No, sorry, 28 00:01:06,574 --> 00:01:07,733 I have not seen it. 29 00:01:07,733 --> 00:01:08,716 I've not seen it. 30 00:01:08,716 --> 00:01:09,549 I don't know 31 00:01:09,549 --> 00:01:11,103 what you're talking about. 32 00:01:11,103 --> 00:01:12,570 They will, to the best of their ability, 33 00:01:12,570 --> 00:01:13,403 fulfill those prompts. 34 00:01:13,403 --> 00:01:14,730 I will award them corresponding points, 35 00:01:14,730 --> 00:01:17,190 and the winner will go home with the coveted Golden Ear, 36 00:01:17,190 --> 00:01:19,020 which I'm proud to say no longer includes 37 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:20,760 predatory micro-transactions. 38 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:24,330 Players, are you ready to rumble? 39 00:01:24,330 --> 00:01:25,380 No! 40 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:28,320 In that case, it's time for a little warm-up mini game. 41 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:30,720 This is a mini game that we like to call 42 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:31,560 Back to Basics. 43 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,960 Now, I've gotten some feedback 44 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:38,370 that people miss the old, simple, competitive version 45 00:01:38,370 --> 00:01:39,390 of "Make Some Noise." 46 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:40,410 This game is simple. 47 00:01:40,410 --> 00:01:42,090 I will give you a sound effect. 48 00:01:42,090 --> 00:01:45,780 You pitch back to me your best version of that sound effect. 49 00:01:45,780 --> 00:01:46,620 I freaking knew it. 50 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:48,150 I said we're gonna have to do this 51 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,830 because I did it so bad last time. 52 00:01:49,830 --> 00:01:51,990 I said, "We're gonna have to do this." 53 00:01:51,990 --> 00:01:53,280 Because when you come back, 54 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,570 Sam remembers the thing you did 55 00:01:54,570 --> 00:01:55,770 kinda the worst. 56 00:01:55,770 --> 00:01:57,658 And he goes, "Do it again!" 57 00:01:57,658 --> 00:02:00,977 - Hey, it's okay. - He says, "Do it again!" 58 00:02:00,977 --> 00:02:02,228 All right, fine, Sam! 59 00:02:02,228 --> 00:02:04,170 And we already did this soothing before. 60 00:02:04,170 --> 00:02:05,070 Yeah. 61 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:06,870 We were there, we soothed, and now we're back. 62 00:02:06,870 --> 00:02:08,010 You said he wouldn't, 63 00:02:08,010 --> 00:02:09,270 and I told you he would, and here we are. 64 00:02:09,270 --> 00:02:11,850 I loved your performance in this last time, Kimia. 65 00:02:11,850 --> 00:02:12,804 Totally. 66 00:02:13,637 --> 00:02:14,470 Jacob. 67 00:02:14,470 --> 00:02:16,710 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 68 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:18,090 That might have to stick, dude. 69 00:02:18,090 --> 00:02:20,219 A zipper. 70 00:02:20,219 --> 00:02:21,630 Vvvvvp. 71 00:02:21,630 --> 00:02:23,517 That was pretty darn good. 72 00:02:23,517 --> 00:02:24,350 Kimia. 73 00:02:25,359 --> 00:02:26,861 Zvvvvp. 74 00:02:26,861 --> 00:02:27,694 Kimia! 75 00:02:27,694 --> 00:02:29,444 - Yeah, take that, Sam. - That was very solid. 76 00:02:29,444 --> 00:02:31,207 - Thank you. - Jeremy. 77 00:02:31,207 --> 00:02:32,296 Vrrrrr-rrrp. 78 00:02:32,296 --> 00:02:33,473 Dude. 79 00:02:33,473 --> 00:02:34,723 That's tough. 80 00:02:35,808 --> 00:02:36,641 Reeroo, reeroop. 81 00:02:36,641 --> 00:02:38,880 What is happening? 82 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,050 Maximalist. 83 00:02:40,050 --> 00:02:41,550 That one is gonna go to you somehow, Jeremy. 84 00:02:41,550 --> 00:02:42,870 - Yes! - Wow. 85 00:02:42,870 --> 00:02:43,796 Jacob. 86 00:02:44,758 --> 00:02:47,220 A European siren. 87 00:02:48,187 --> 00:02:52,470 Nee! Nee! 88 00:02:52,470 --> 00:02:54,753 We do it better over here. 89 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:56,953 No Red 40. 90 00:02:59,514 --> 00:03:00,370 Kimia. 91 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:05,370 Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui! 92 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:07,923 Oui, oui! 93 00:03:07,923 --> 00:03:11,250 - Oui, oui. - That's really good. 94 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:12,083 Jeremy. 95 00:03:12,083 --> 00:03:13,830 Wee woo, innit? 96 00:03:13,830 --> 00:03:15,280 Oh. 97 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:16,360 Wee woo, innit? 98 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,180 - Stick the landing! - You got this, dude. 99 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:19,121 Stick the landing! 100 00:03:19,121 --> 00:03:20,108 I'm a Beatle. 101 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:22,650 - Stop it, oh! - No, keep listening. 102 00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:25,020 Hey, John, let's record an album. 103 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:27,093 Whoa, we're going deep on The Beatles. 104 00:03:28,170 --> 00:03:30,086 That one's going to go to Jacob. 105 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:35,201 Last one, a horny cat-themed pinball machine. 106 00:03:35,201 --> 00:03:37,349 Chk, vm. 107 00:03:37,349 --> 00:03:39,382 Me-ow. 108 00:03:40,790 --> 00:03:43,925 Meow, meow, meow, meow, twist it. 109 00:03:43,925 --> 00:03:45,551 Meow, meow, turn it. 110 00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:47,551 Meow, meow, meow, turn the inside out. 111 00:03:47,551 --> 00:03:49,530 Meow, meow, shing-ling a ling-ding-ding. 112 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,330 Ling-ding-ding, a ling-ding-ding-ding. 113 00:03:51,330 --> 00:03:52,920 That's the collar, shing-da-ling, ding-ding-ding. 114 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:56,366 You know I need it. 115 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:57,533 - Wow. - Kimia. 116 00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:01,122 Doink. 117 00:04:01,122 --> 00:04:02,700 Wha, mrow! 118 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:04,850 Mra! Mra! 119 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:07,517 Doink, doink, doink, ho, ho, ho! 120 00:04:08,507 --> 00:04:11,759 Bing bong, brrr, ow! 121 00:04:11,759 --> 00:04:12,592 Ow! 122 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,493 Ouch! 'Cause it hurts when they do it. 123 00:04:15,493 --> 00:04:16,326 Ah! 124 00:04:19,102 --> 00:04:21,060 - Oh. - Damn. 125 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:22,830 Love the ending there, very good. 126 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:23,663 That was really good. 127 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:24,496 Thanks. 128 00:04:24,496 --> 00:04:25,329 Jeremy. 129 00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:29,670 - Oh, he's going way back. - Just it's further step back. 130 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,410 - Take it further back. - Enter the arcade. 131 00:04:31,410 --> 00:04:33,180 Get out, actually, get out of the car. 132 00:04:33,180 --> 00:04:34,320 How did you get there? 133 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,140 What was happening in the car on the way, though? 134 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:39,750 Just give me a minute, I'll be right back. 135 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:40,743 I swear. 136 00:04:42,984 --> 00:04:45,512 Sorry, I didn't mean to slam. 137 00:04:45,512 --> 00:04:47,209 Voom doom ding ling ling. 138 00:04:47,209 --> 00:04:48,432 Ah... 139 00:04:48,432 --> 00:04:52,942 Oh, my god. Is that a horny cat-themed pinball machine? 140 00:04:52,942 --> 00:04:53,775 He forgot it. 141 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:59,815 I guess I've got one... 25 cents to spare. 142 00:04:59,815 --> 00:05:01,023 Clink clink clink clink. 143 00:05:03,009 --> 00:05:03,842 Oh! 144 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:07,500 Yeah, dude! 145 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,480 That was diabolical. 146 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,922 You were the one that said start over there! 147 00:05:11,922 --> 00:05:14,008 Did you forget what a quarter was called? 148 00:05:14,008 --> 00:05:16,130 "One 25 cents." 149 00:05:16,130 --> 00:05:18,750 I did. I forgot what a quarter was called. 150 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:21,660 I think that one's gonna go to Kimia. 151 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:23,135 Pity, that's a pity vote. 152 00:05:23,135 --> 00:05:24,077 No, it's not. It's not, Kimia. 153 00:05:24,077 --> 00:05:25,800 If you go back and listen to that footage, 154 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,633 I think you'll agree with me. 155 00:05:26,633 --> 00:05:27,769 And I'm never watching this. 156 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:33,660 Which brings us 157 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:35,880 to round one. 158 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:36,866 Jacob. 159 00:05:36,866 --> 00:05:37,830 ♪ A-ha ♪ 160 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:39,360 Your dad follows up 161 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,700 about that article he sent you. 162 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:44,340 Hey, Jake, you read about those dire wolves 163 00:05:44,340 --> 00:05:45,173 that I sent ya? 164 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:48,510 I don't understand what the point is. 165 00:05:48,510 --> 00:05:49,980 Can't you just let something be gone? 166 00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:50,813 Did you read it? 167 00:05:50,813 --> 00:05:51,930 I need you to check it out. 168 00:05:51,930 --> 00:05:52,890 Actually, if you could just go ahead 169 00:05:52,890 --> 00:05:54,180 and pull it up on your phone right now. 170 00:05:54,180 --> 00:05:55,260 It's really interesting, right? 171 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:57,210 'Cause if you change the DNA, 172 00:05:57,210 --> 00:05:58,920 are you changing the essential structure 173 00:05:58,920 --> 00:05:59,753 of what it is? 174 00:05:59,753 --> 00:06:00,930 Could it even be a dire wolf? 175 00:06:00,930 --> 00:06:03,030 Really? What do you think? 176 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:03,990 You're not paying attention? 177 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:05,970 You're gonna go outside and roll a joint? 178 00:06:05,970 --> 00:06:07,380 Did you read that other article I sent you? 179 00:06:07,380 --> 00:06:10,980 It was just a cutout from "Guitar World Magazine," 180 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:12,000 1998. 181 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,710 It was about Stevie Ray Vaughan. 182 00:06:13,710 --> 00:06:14,760 Did you read that? 183 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:15,720 Jake, where are you going? 184 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:16,650 Where have you gone? 185 00:06:16,650 --> 00:06:17,940 Jake, are you even here? 186 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:18,960 Jake? Hello? 187 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,100 Jake, where are you? 188 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:21,090 Where are you, son? 189 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:23,610 He's gone. 190 00:06:23,610 --> 00:06:24,780 I wanna show you something. 191 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:26,850 This is my mom 192 00:06:26,850 --> 00:06:29,280 sending me the dire wolf article. 193 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,560 It's the talk of the town. 194 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,420 Parents cannot get over the dire wolves. 195 00:06:33,420 --> 00:06:34,500 How are they doing this? 196 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,270 You have run out of your free monthly points, 197 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:37,290 I'm afraid, Jake. 198 00:06:37,290 --> 00:06:38,490 Gonna have to subscribe. 199 00:06:39,504 --> 00:06:40,337 - Kimia. - Yep. 200 00:06:40,337 --> 00:06:43,800 A lemonade stand kid explains 201 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,050 their new business model. 202 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:47,850 Lemonade for sale. Oh, yes! 203 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:48,683 Come on down. 204 00:06:48,683 --> 00:06:50,580 Please, grab a cup of lemonade. 205 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:52,620 Now, listen, I have something 206 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:53,790 that might interest you. 207 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:55,470 If you're here for a cup of lemonade, 208 00:06:55,470 --> 00:06:56,340 what would you say 209 00:06:56,340 --> 00:06:58,830 if you took this cup over to your friends 210 00:06:58,830 --> 00:07:01,020 and I gave you a couple more cups for them, 211 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:04,620 and then they sold some cups of lemonade as well? 212 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:06,390 You perhaps have a lemonade party. 213 00:07:06,390 --> 00:07:08,940 You invite a bunch of horny moms over 214 00:07:08,940 --> 00:07:11,070 and you say, "I've got a lotta lemonade. 215 00:07:11,070 --> 00:07:12,030 Would you like some?" 216 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:14,430 And then once they buy one, you give them some more. 217 00:07:14,430 --> 00:07:16,290 Do you understand what I'm describing? 218 00:07:16,290 --> 00:07:18,210 It's shaped like a triangle. 219 00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:19,500 And it's a scheme. 220 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,030 You will be as rich as me. 221 00:07:21,030 --> 00:07:22,837 How much did I make this week? 222 00:07:22,837 --> 00:07:24,423 $10. 223 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,910 A be your own boss amount of points. 224 00:07:29,910 --> 00:07:32,400 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - For you, Kimia. 225 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,900 - Jeremy. - Uh-huh. 226 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:35,272 - Congratulations. - On what? 227 00:07:35,272 --> 00:07:38,700 It looks like we have a gift prompt for you. 228 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:39,580 Who could this be from? 229 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:41,470 - It's Kurt! - Hi, Jeremy. 230 00:07:41,470 --> 00:07:42,480 - It's Kurt Maloney. - It's Kurt. 231 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:43,800 Here's my gift prompt to you. 232 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,720 Do your best impression of Kimia 233 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,430 at one of her Christmas markets 234 00:07:47,430 --> 00:07:49,503 trying her hardest not to buy anything. 235 00:07:50,701 --> 00:07:52,923 You know, 'cause she has a small addiction. 236 00:07:54,551 --> 00:07:55,980 Oh, a gift and a dig. 237 00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:56,813 Yeah. 238 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:58,805 Let's see this. 239 00:07:58,805 --> 00:07:59,738 Okay. 240 00:07:59,738 --> 00:08:01,560 Kimia at one of her Christmas markets 241 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,110 trying her hardest not to buy anything, 242 00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:06,900 um, you know, 'cause she has a small addiction. 243 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:07,750 Right. 244 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,973 Hailey, I'll be right back. 245 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:13,953 No, dude. 246 00:08:14,940 --> 00:08:16,710 Hm, oh. 247 00:08:16,710 --> 00:08:17,673 Hi, hey. 248 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,620 Whoa, these are so cute. 249 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:21,930 Are they like, they're little mice wearing hats? 250 00:08:21,930 --> 00:08:23,340 No, I shouldn't. 251 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:24,590 Oh, my god. What is that? 252 00:08:25,710 --> 00:08:27,390 Is that a pillow with Santa on it? 253 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:29,340 Oh, my gosh, that's- no, I shouldn't. 254 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:31,439 I shouldn't. Hailey, I'll be right back. 255 00:08:32,610 --> 00:08:33,630 Yeah, thanks. Thanks. 256 00:08:33,630 --> 00:08:35,883 Just- is that Belgium chocolate? 257 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:37,890 That's two for one right now. 258 00:08:37,890 --> 00:08:40,170 So, technically, I'm getting one free. 259 00:08:40,170 --> 00:08:41,940 It's two for one. 260 00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:44,280 So technically I'm getting one free, right? 261 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,930 - Yeah. - I'll buy your whole market. 262 00:08:45,930 --> 00:08:48,210 I'm gonna buy everything in your market. 263 00:08:48,210 --> 00:08:50,157 My wife Hailey will love this. 264 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:52,523 Wow. 265 00:08:52,523 --> 00:08:55,143 The impression rested on just my wife's name. 266 00:08:56,512 --> 00:08:58,037 Really didn't do much more than that. 267 00:08:59,890 --> 00:09:02,010 Well, I mean, I loved it, Jeremy, 268 00:09:02,010 --> 00:09:03,450 but Kimia, I think that number of points 269 00:09:03,450 --> 00:09:04,283 is up to you, 270 00:09:04,283 --> 00:09:05,340 Jeremy, you deserve that. 271 00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:06,915 You get 25 points. 272 00:09:06,915 --> 00:09:07,748 25 points. 273 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,450 Which is the same day as Christmas. Crazy. 274 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:11,280 Generous and on theme, 275 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,104 which brings us back to Jacob. 276 00:09:14,104 --> 00:09:15,870 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 277 00:09:15,870 --> 00:09:18,060 A doomsday prepper is stocked up 278 00:09:18,060 --> 00:09:20,400 on all the wrong things. 279 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,480 'Sup, YouTube? 280 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,330 I just wanna show you all my doomsday shed. 281 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,490 First thing I've got is my bed. 282 00:09:26,490 --> 00:09:27,750 It is a water bed. 283 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:29,760 It's completely good for my back. 284 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:30,997 And I know what you're thinking, 285 00:09:30,997 --> 00:09:33,360 "Whoa, those are some pretty cool pillows." 286 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:34,830 Those are all my waifus. 287 00:09:34,830 --> 00:09:36,003 I am a bit of a weebo, 288 00:09:36,003 --> 00:09:38,280 and, yes, they have large breasts 289 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,497 and not enough clothes on. 290 00:09:39,497 --> 00:09:41,250 Moving down the hall, you can see 291 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,620 that it looks exactly like a laser tag spot 292 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:45,321 from the early '90s. 293 00:09:45,321 --> 00:09:46,680 You're gonna wanna put on this vest. 294 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:47,700 It's good for an adult, 295 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:49,263 but way too big for a kid. 296 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,990 Now you're in my sound room, 297 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:53,190 where everything just sounds 298 00:09:53,190 --> 00:09:55,208 a little bit different! 299 00:09:57,390 --> 00:09:59,970 There's cones that make sound just reverberate 300 00:09:59,970 --> 00:10:03,180 in a way that you're not used to! 301 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:08,091 And, no, there's no practical application of this! 302 00:10:08,091 --> 00:10:09,150 Now you're probably wondering 303 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,190 what the food situation is, huh? 304 00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:14,190 We're in 100% an identical replication 305 00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:15,783 of the first McDonald's. 306 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,750 I haven't been able to talk to McDonald's corporate 307 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,010 and get any food here, 308 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:23,670 but I'm trying my best with frozen patties from Sam's Club 309 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:26,970 and old potato rolls that Shake Shack doesn't want anymore. 310 00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:28,710 Are you interested in the guns? 311 00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:30,126 I have none. 312 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,330 - Wow. - That was freaking awesome. 313 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:35,910 10 points with a shelf life of 40 years for you, Jacob. 314 00:10:35,910 --> 00:10:37,620 Everybody tag me in all your hot pillow ladies 315 00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:38,453 that you sleep next to. 316 00:10:38,453 --> 00:10:39,570 You know what? Tag me, too. 317 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:41,717 - I'm interested. - Don't you dare tag me. 318 00:10:41,717 --> 00:10:42,840 - Kimia. - Yeah. 319 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:45,090 An actual boobie inspector 320 00:10:45,090 --> 00:10:49,410 is tired of all your jokes. 321 00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:52,110 Yeah, I'm a boobie inspector. 322 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:55,110 I know you think it means that I look at boobies 323 00:10:55,110 --> 00:10:57,750 and I go, "Oh, that's a boobie." 324 00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:59,400 Or, "Oh, that's not." 325 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,990 But that's not my job. Okay? 326 00:11:00,990 --> 00:11:04,020 I have a lot of levels of government clearance. 327 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:05,790 I actually work in the FBI. 328 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,560 Yeah, it's a real job! 329 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:10,590 A boobie inspector. Why boobie? 330 00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:11,910 I can't tell you that, actually. 331 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:15,060 You don't have those levels of clearance, okay? 332 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:15,960 But I do. 333 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,390 My sister said that her kid needed 334 00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:20,320 someone to come in for career day 335 00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:23,910 and I was like, "Me, a boobie inspector, 336 00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:25,860 go in front of a bunch of sixth-graders? 337 00:11:25,860 --> 00:11:27,360 They're gonna giggle at me." 338 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,230 Hee hee hee. 339 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,610 Stop giggling! 340 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,461 That's what I wanna be when I grow up. 341 00:11:31,461 --> 00:11:32,370 What do you think it is, little kid? 342 00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:34,197 I don't know. You get to see a bunch of boobies? 343 00:11:34,197 --> 00:11:35,380 And that's not it! 344 00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:36,540 - What? - What is it? 345 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:38,825 I told you you'd have to get clear- 346 00:11:38,825 --> 00:11:39,658 You need clearance! 347 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,280 I'm so curious. 348 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,980 That's a hell of an improv hack. 349 00:11:44,293 --> 00:11:45,270 You don't have the clearance. 350 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:47,352 I would tell you, but I can't. 351 00:11:47,352 --> 00:11:48,630 I can't. I'd have to kill you. 352 00:11:48,630 --> 00:11:52,381 - 80085 points for you. - That's right. 353 00:11:52,381 --> 00:11:53,520 That's what I'm talking about. 354 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:56,700 The last prompt of round one, Jeremy. 355 00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:57,600 Uh-huh. 356 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,190 A cereal mascot who kind of 357 00:11:59,190 --> 00:12:01,644 likes being deprived of the cereal. 358 00:12:01,644 --> 00:12:03,868 Fuck. 359 00:12:03,868 --> 00:12:06,248 This is fucked up. 360 00:12:06,248 --> 00:12:09,548 Oh, no. Where are all my Fruity Crisps? 361 00:12:10,517 --> 00:12:14,054 Oh, looks like they stole it again. 362 00:12:14,054 --> 00:12:14,887 Oh. 363 00:12:14,887 --> 00:12:17,460 Looks like I'll have to go after them to get it back. 364 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:19,360 Oh, no. 365 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,620 Oh, maybe when I get there, they'll tie me up 366 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:26,790 and tell everybody these Fruity Crisps aren't for me, 367 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,443 Martin Fruity. 368 00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:32,610 Mr. Fruity, Mr. Fruity, we found your crisps. 369 00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:34,530 - We got 'em. - Oh, no. 370 00:12:34,530 --> 00:12:37,710 What are you gonna make me do to get 'em back? 371 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:38,700 We're just kind of gonna give 'em to you. 372 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:41,190 What do you wanna see? Oh, no. 373 00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:43,533 They probably wanna see me dance like this. 374 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:46,389 Oh, no! 375 00:12:48,210 --> 00:12:50,679 Please give 'em back. 376 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:52,221 We're just gonna leave 'em here. 377 00:12:52,221 --> 00:12:54,902 We're just gonna leave them. Okay. 378 00:12:54,902 --> 00:12:55,735 - No, don't give it back to us. - Oh, no! 379 00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:57,742 Don't give it back to me. 380 00:12:57,742 --> 00:12:58,575 What happened? 381 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:02,573 Damn. 382 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,053 Thank you for the assist, you two. 383 00:13:04,053 --> 00:13:06,753 I've never wanted to be a guy with him more. 384 00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:08,997 Did you see his foot while he was doing that? 385 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,440 - No, what was his foot doing? - My foot's been going 386 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,580 crazy recently. 387 00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:13,530 Was it doing a little stanky action? 388 00:13:13,530 --> 00:13:14,760 Everything else was still. 389 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,140 I don't know what this should say, 390 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:18,307 but like the moment we wrote that prompt, we went, 391 00:13:18,307 --> 00:13:19,589 "Jeremy." 392 00:13:19,589 --> 00:13:21,240 There was no doubt in our minds. 393 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,662 Five points, no milk. 394 00:13:22,662 --> 00:13:23,899 Oh, no. 395 00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:29,520 Which brings us to our second mini game. 396 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:30,630 - Whoa. - Ah. 397 00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:31,620 This is a little mini game 398 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:34,770 that we like to call Hollywood Ho. 399 00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:35,970 How it works is, players, 400 00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:36,990 I'm gonna ask you the names 401 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,010 of imaginary movie titles 402 00:13:38,010 --> 00:13:40,680 beginning with particular letters of the alphabet. 403 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,870 If I like the sound of that movie, 404 00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:45,660 I'll then ask you for its log line. 405 00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:48,127 If I like the log line, I'll then say, 406 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,470 "Let's see it." 407 00:13:49,470 --> 00:13:50,880 At which point I will ask you 408 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,460 to enact a scene from that movie. 409 00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:54,293 Does that make sense? 410 00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:55,234 - No. - No. 411 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:56,490 - Not sure. - No. 412 00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:59,010 Allow me to conduct you. 413 00:13:59,010 --> 00:13:59,880 And- 414 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,640 Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood ho! 415 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,473 H. 416 00:14:03,473 --> 00:14:05,677 "Herbert's Juice." 417 00:14:05,677 --> 00:14:07,290 "Hunker Down." 418 00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:08,670 The storm's gotten worse. 419 00:14:08,670 --> 00:14:10,334 Let's see it. 420 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,940 Everybody in the tri-county 421 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:16,620 seems to be frozen to death. 422 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,330 I don't know if there's any other survivors. 423 00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:19,500 That's crazy. 424 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,330 The only throuple in all of town, 425 00:14:21,330 --> 00:14:23,250 and we're the only ones living. 426 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,290 They said that love doesn't protect, 427 00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:26,639 but I really think it does. 428 00:14:26,639 --> 00:14:28,060 I think it does. 429 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:29,400 Wait, look. 430 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,930 It seems to get even worse out there. 431 00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:32,100 There's four twisters. 432 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,570 - No, thanks. - No, thanks. 433 00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:35,573 The polytriad is full. 434 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,750 Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood ho! 435 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,583 T. 436 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,757 "This Is Evident." 437 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,300 "Tiniest Little Boy." 438 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,585 Oh, no. He's so sad. 439 00:14:48,562 --> 00:14:49,507 Let's see it! 440 00:14:49,507 --> 00:14:51,930 Honey, if you want to adopt him, we can. 441 00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:54,510 I never get adopted. I'm so tiny. 442 00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:55,650 Listen. 443 00:14:55,650 --> 00:14:57,963 I'm the size of a 25 cent piece. 444 00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:01,050 No one's ever gonna adopt him. 445 00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:03,330 If you promise to take responsibility for him, 446 00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:04,503 I'll let him be my son. 447 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,170 What you just said made me feel 448 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,340 like I was your daughter 449 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,390 and you were taking me 450 00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:11,376 - to adopt a dog. - This is going south. 451 00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:12,520 I did not mean it to seem like that. 452 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,860 We're a partnership. 453 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,000 You went "It's your responsibility. 454 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,710 You take care of the tiny guy." 455 00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:18,420 If we got a normal kid, I would help you out. 456 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:19,253 Normal? 457 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:20,693 - I mean, if- - He's normal, look at him! 458 00:15:20,693 --> 00:15:23,220 Look at me bench two peas. 459 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,560 Wow, he seems like a strong boy. 460 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,860 Hey, come here little man. 461 00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:32,370 See, you love him. 462 00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:34,170 - I could get used to this. - You learn to love him. 463 00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:35,366 Achoo! 464 00:15:35,366 --> 00:15:37,523 - Oh, no! - No! 465 00:15:37,523 --> 00:15:38,790 No! 466 00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:39,623 My son! 467 00:15:40,762 --> 00:15:41,595 My son! 468 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,153 Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood ho! 469 00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:47,287 V. 470 00:15:47,287 --> 00:15:48,997 "Valerie's Garden." 471 00:15:48,997 --> 00:15:50,957 "Violent Crimes." 472 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,117 I like you waving your hands in front of me. 473 00:15:55,117 --> 00:15:57,030 "Vesuvius 2." 474 00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:59,670 The volcano is back and it's more mad. 475 00:15:59,670 --> 00:16:00,620 Let see it! 476 00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,900 You have a lot of nerve coming back here. 477 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:06,270 - You think so? - Yeah. You left me on read. 478 00:16:06,270 --> 00:16:07,620 I asked you to dinner. 479 00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,510 Wait, you guys were seeing each other? 480 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,130 It wasn't like that. 481 00:16:11,130 --> 00:16:13,770 You told me you've never hooked up with a volcano. 482 00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:14,610 You swore that. 483 00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:15,840 Who's this, Giantra? 484 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,220 We're not together anymore. 485 00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,578 Who is this, Giantra? 486 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,520 We are not together anymore, 487 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,417 - okay? - Ever heard of me? 488 00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:22,620 I'm Pompeii. 489 00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:23,490 I get it. 490 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:25,260 You want somebody that's not so reactive. 491 00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:26,490 Somebody that's a little more dormant. 492 00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:28,200 Somebody that's already popped their cap. 493 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,420 That's what I thought I wanted. 494 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:31,470 But he's so boring. 495 00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:32,640 - Lame, right? - I know. 496 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,473 He doesn't do anything. 497 00:16:33,473 --> 00:16:34,890 Doesn't even have any magma left. 498 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:37,020 Probably has to take... 499 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,250 - Say it. You can say it. - Say it. 500 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:41,250 Probably has to take a little volcano Viagra. 501 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,190 I'm just realizing, is Vesuvius on Pompeii? 502 00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:47,370 Well, Vesuvius erupted and destroyed Pompeii. 503 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:48,203 You're a city. 504 00:16:48,203 --> 00:16:49,650 You don't even know who you are, man. 505 00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:51,600 Oh, yeah? I'm a fucking city. 506 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,850 Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood ho! 507 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:57,817 Z. 508 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:58,777 "Zyppher." 509 00:16:58,777 --> 00:17:00,607 "Zantar Raceway." 510 00:17:00,607 --> 00:17:02,737 "Zuri's Back." 511 00:17:02,737 --> 00:17:03,960 "Zantar Raceway 2." 512 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:04,830 Oh. 513 00:17:04,830 --> 00:17:07,173 The engines are advanced now. 514 00:17:08,164 --> 00:17:09,625 Let's see it! 515 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:13,140 Hey, nice ride. 516 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:14,179 Gotta go. 517 00:17:14,179 --> 00:17:15,843 Pshoo! 518 00:17:15,843 --> 00:17:19,560 Whoa! He shot off 1000 miles an hour. 519 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,730 And you're back. 520 00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:22,860 I could use a kid like you on my, oh. 521 00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:25,198 I could use a kid like you. 522 00:17:25,198 --> 00:17:27,000 I could use a kid like you on my team. 523 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,020 - Yeah? - I'm trying to put 524 00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:28,853 a race together. 525 00:17:28,853 --> 00:17:30,000 Well, I'm a kid looking for a team 526 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,773 'cause I ain't got nobody else. 527 00:17:31,773 --> 00:17:33,000 - Huh. Huh. - Huh. Yeah. 528 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,392 - Yeah? Okay. - All right. Good. 529 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,520 - Come, join the team. - Okay, sounds good. 530 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:39,353 Hey. 531 00:17:39,353 --> 00:17:40,319 Hey, what's up? 532 00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:42,810 In this future world, you know how we say hey. 533 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,187 And hey. 534 00:17:46,739 --> 00:17:47,572 This is Trixie. 535 00:17:47,572 --> 00:17:49,200 Did you put the team together or what? 536 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,990 We're just missing our ace in the hole, the wild card. 537 00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:52,823 There he is. 538 00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:55,230 You know how we say hey here, don't you? 539 00:17:55,230 --> 00:17:57,240 Come on. You know how we say hey. 540 00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:00,060 I don't know. Okay. 541 00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:02,360 - All right. All right. - You know how we say hey. 542 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,110 Oh boy. Okay. 543 00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:05,250 You know how we say hey. 544 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,453 And that's a mini game. 545 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,990 And that's just the thing about "Make Some Noise." 546 00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:14,280 You never know when you're gonna end up kissing 547 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,420 all three of your contestants. 548 00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:16,950 I cannot wait for the fan cams. 549 00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:18,033 I'm calling HR. 550 00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:21,180 My boss made me kiss. 551 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,552 Loved it. Loved it. 552 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,800 That brings us to round two, 553 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,020 where our players must now test their talents 554 00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:32,940 in teams of two. 555 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:33,773 Two! 556 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:36,992 Jacob. ♪ Aha-ha-aaa ♪ 557 00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:38,040 - And Kimia. - Yep. 558 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,440 A scarecrow is really having an off day 559 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,000 with this crow. 560 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,833 Oh, hey. 561 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,040 You doing all right, man? 562 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,030 Yeah. I'm all right, man. 563 00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:45,990 You don't really look like yourself. 564 00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:47,670 - Whoa. What do you mean? - Usually I'm like 565 00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:49,080 flying over here and I go, "Ah!" 566 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,370 Hey, get away, man. Get away. 567 00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,720 Right, and then like today, 568 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,132 I just was like, "I gotta land here. 569 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,540 This guy seems like he needs to chat." 570 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:56,104 - Hey, man. - You all right buddy? 571 00:18:56,104 --> 00:18:58,710 Hey, I don't really want anybody seeing us, dude. 572 00:18:58,710 --> 00:18:59,662 Are you good? 573 00:18:59,662 --> 00:19:01,290 Could you just kind of, look, honestly? 574 00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:02,123 - Yeah. - Kind of woke up 575 00:19:02,123 --> 00:19:04,322 on the wrong side of the patch today. 576 00:19:04,322 --> 00:19:05,155 You know, I could tell. 577 00:19:05,155 --> 00:19:05,988 We could tell from up there. 578 00:19:05,988 --> 00:19:06,821 Everybody's talking about it? 579 00:19:06,821 --> 00:19:07,654 Yeah, dude, everybody was like 580 00:19:07,654 --> 00:19:08,940 "Come peck the shit out of all the pumpkins. 581 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:11,034 It's not scary today." 582 00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,450 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 583 00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:13,740 I made a terrible investment. 584 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,330 No way. 585 00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:16,163 Tell me. 586 00:19:16,163 --> 00:19:17,490 I got into some weird lemonade scheme 587 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,570 and now I have all this lemonade. 588 00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:19,403 No way. 589 00:19:19,403 --> 00:19:20,700 How am I supposed to off all this lemonade? 590 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,810 I physically can't move. 591 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:22,740 Dang, dude. 592 00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:23,573 Hey, could you just like 593 00:19:23,573 --> 00:19:24,870 pretend to be scared for a second? 594 00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:26,550 Just maybe I could get like my mojo back? 595 00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:29,130 Okay. You gotta know I'm a really bad actor, but I'll try. 596 00:19:29,130 --> 00:19:30,930 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get outta here. 597 00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:32,520 Ah! 598 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,900 Oh, I'm horrified! 599 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,120 - Dial it back a little bit. - Oh, wow! 600 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,790 The scariest guy I've ever seen! 601 00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:40,260 Not sad at all! 602 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,231 - Okay, stop. - Scary! 603 00:19:41,231 --> 00:19:43,260 - Stop, stop, stop. - Sorry, buddy. Was that bad? 604 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:44,093 Not what you wanted? 605 00:19:44,093 --> 00:19:45,285 Hey, um... 606 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,476 I'm gonna need to borrow cash. 607 00:19:50,850 --> 00:19:53,550 A three point harvest to you all. 608 00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:55,410 Which brings us to Kimia. 609 00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:56,670 - Yes. - Jeremy. 610 00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:57,503 Uh-huh. 611 00:19:57,503 --> 00:20:00,172 Seven minutes in hell. 612 00:20:00,172 --> 00:20:01,437 - Yeah, I guess this is it. - I guess we're 613 00:20:01,437 --> 00:20:03,390 stuck in this closet now, yeah. 614 00:20:03,390 --> 00:20:04,860 Guess we could just lie 615 00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:07,500 and say that you twisted my nipples until they came off. 616 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,500 Or I guess you can do it if you want. 617 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,800 Just like I don't need to. 618 00:20:12,899 --> 00:20:15,120 Okay. I can just do it. 619 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,290 Okay. 620 00:20:16,290 --> 00:20:18,030 - Until they come off? - Until they come off, 621 00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:19,860 and then I stab you over and over 622 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,160 - and over and over. - One thing at a time. 623 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,243 Okay. Okay. 624 00:20:23,829 --> 00:20:26,970 Ah! 625 00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:28,740 I can't believe how many rotations you're getting. 626 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:30,120 I actually am gonna have to leave this one alone 627 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,960 and focus on just this one for it to come off. 628 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:33,793 Ah! 629 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:35,940 Holy shit. 630 00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:36,990 It's a big one. I know. 631 00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:38,730 Freaky, dude. Can I keep this? 632 00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:40,470 Do you wanna be my girlfriend? 633 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:42,117 - One thing at a time. - 'Kay. 634 00:20:44,265 --> 00:20:45,639 Ah! 635 00:20:45,639 --> 00:20:46,517 Ah, ah! 636 00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:49,170 Ah, ah, ah! 637 00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:50,490 I can't believe we're actually doing it. 638 00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:51,930 I thought we were gonna both chicken out. 639 00:20:51,930 --> 00:20:53,640 I thought you weren't gonna twist my nipples 640 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,810 until they came off. 641 00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:56,940 Haven't you heard the rumors about me around school? 642 00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:59,300 - You're a fucking freak. - Freak. 643 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,760 Is that what you wanted, Sam? 644 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,050 That works for me. 645 00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:06,390 Gosh, if only there was some sex number related 646 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,380 amount of points I could give you, 647 00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:09,473 but I can't imagine what that would possibly be. 648 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,520 - Jeremy. - Uh-huh. 649 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,740 And Jacob. ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 650 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:17,010 A TV show written for stoned people 651 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:20,763 where exposition is repeated often and clearly. 652 00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:24,510 Hey man, sorry I'm late. I was at a job. 653 00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:26,460 Was that the job you were applying to, 654 00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:28,482 that you were really excited about? 655 00:21:28,482 --> 00:21:29,315 Yeah. 656 00:21:29,315 --> 00:21:30,210 They didn't gimme that job 657 00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:31,620 - and that's why I was late. - Bro! 658 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:34,560 'Cause I was at that job trying to get that job. 659 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,730 Dang, Douglas. 660 00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:37,260 That sucks, Douglas. 661 00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:39,150 Richard, my roommate, Rich, 662 00:21:39,150 --> 00:21:40,740 who I sometimes call Richard. 663 00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:43,830 Sorry that I was late. I was trying to get this job. 664 00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:45,540 Wait, that was the job at the brewery 665 00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:46,800 that you were excited about? 666 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,970 Yeah, the job at the brewery. 667 00:21:47,970 --> 00:21:49,950 But I didn't get the job and that's why I was late, 668 00:21:49,950 --> 00:21:51,060 Rich, or Richard. 669 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,980 Do you wanna just roll one up and smoke it? 670 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:56,400 Dude, let's actually smack some foot long dabs. 671 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,010 So dude, things aren't going well with Natasha. 672 00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:01,830 - Natasha, your girlfriend? - My ex-girlfriend now. 673 00:22:01,830 --> 00:22:04,200 Oh, I keep forgetting that you guys broke up. 674 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,450 Yeah, dude, we broke up like four days ago. 675 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,610 It's all I can think about. 676 00:22:08,610 --> 00:22:11,849 It's all I can think of. 677 00:22:11,849 --> 00:22:13,770 It's all- 678 00:22:13,770 --> 00:22:16,710 It's all I can think of. 679 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,120 It's all I can think about. 680 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,010 Are you mad at me that I was late earlier 681 00:22:20,010 --> 00:22:21,720 because I had that job interview? 682 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,010 I'm not mad at you at all. 683 00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:25,169 Because wasn't that the job at the brewery? 684 00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:26,580 It was the job at the brewery. 685 00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:28,620 Now that I know you're not mad at me for being late 686 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:30,450 because I went to a job at the brewery, 687 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,190 I'd love to listen to what happened to you. 688 00:22:32,190 --> 00:22:34,170 - Thanks, Douglas. - What happened, Richard? 689 00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:37,230 Gosh, me and Natasha just broke up three days ago. 690 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:38,063 Oh, dude. 691 00:22:38,063 --> 00:22:39,780 I didn't realize that you guys had broken up 692 00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:41,130 with your girlfriend, Natasha. 693 00:22:41,130 --> 00:22:41,963 Yeah, dude, 694 00:22:41,963 --> 00:22:43,200 - it's all I can think about. - Hey, do you wanna do 695 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,284 - a foot long dab? - Let's fucking go. 696 00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:49,380 420 points for the both of you. 697 00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:51,270 Oh hell yeah. 698 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:52,470 Jacob. ♪ Ah ♪ 699 00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:54,150 - And Kimia. - Yeah? 700 00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:57,783 Not a meet cute, but a meet friggin' sick. 701 00:23:07,234 --> 00:23:09,420 Whoa! Dude! 702 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:11,293 Jump off the wall 360, 190, x80. 703 00:23:12,704 --> 00:23:13,537 Whoa! 704 00:23:14,730 --> 00:23:16,050 - Crazy! - Dude! 705 00:23:16,050 --> 00:23:16,883 Hey, man. 706 00:23:16,883 --> 00:23:18,690 Man, you bumped into me, 707 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:21,360 and I did a trick I had never done in my dreams. 708 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,440 Sick recovery, man. 709 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,150 You should name that trick after your name. 710 00:23:24,150 --> 00:23:24,983 What's your name? 711 00:23:24,983 --> 00:23:26,640 - Dango. - Dango? 712 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,950 - My name's Crud. - What's up Crud? 713 00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,870 Get out of the middle of the street. 714 00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:32,429 Be nicer to your wife! 715 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,340 That was pretty stellar stuff. 716 00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:36,540 I'm sorry that I almost hit you. 717 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,910 I was just going so fast, I became blind. 718 00:23:38,910 --> 00:23:41,130 I've never gone so fast I became blind. 719 00:23:41,130 --> 00:23:42,420 Yeah. Would you want to go up the hill? 720 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,880 There's a pretty sick little taco shack up there. 721 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,434 - Absolutely. - You're single? 722 00:23:46,434 --> 00:23:47,450 - Yeah. - Me too. 723 00:23:47,450 --> 00:23:48,555 - No way. - What? 724 00:23:48,555 --> 00:23:49,388 - What? - I didn't say that. 725 00:23:49,388 --> 00:23:50,340 - Did you? - Yeah. 726 00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:52,710 We are single, right? Because I like clarity. 727 00:23:52,710 --> 00:23:54,179 - Yeah, I'm fully available. - Will you guys please 728 00:23:54,179 --> 00:23:55,708 get out of the middle of the road? 729 00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:56,820 - Excuse me, dude. - Can you please? 730 00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:57,653 Where are you headed? 731 00:23:57,653 --> 00:23:59,557 I'm going to an abandoned arcade. 732 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,030 I liked them. I ship it. 733 00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:03,863 - Yeah? - Can't wait to 734 00:24:03,863 --> 00:24:05,269 rewatch you saying tricks. 735 00:24:06,330 --> 00:24:08,080 There were numbers. Just numbers. 736 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,370 Hang 10 apiece for the both of you. 737 00:24:11,370 --> 00:24:13,560 - Which brings us to Kimia. - Yeah. 738 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,210 - And Jeremy. - Uh-huh. 739 00:24:15,210 --> 00:24:19,920 The "Chitchat Before the Podcast Begins" podcast. 740 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,185 Could you speak into your mic really quick? 741 00:24:21,185 --> 00:24:22,305 Test, test, test, test, test, test, test. 742 00:24:22,305 --> 00:24:23,138 That's great. 743 00:24:23,138 --> 00:24:24,870 For breakfast, I had eggs. 744 00:24:24,870 --> 00:24:25,950 - I also ate eggs. - Oh really? 745 00:24:25,950 --> 00:24:27,300 - That's kind of crazy. - That's crazy. 746 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,970 Yeah, I think we're basically ready to go. 747 00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:32,190 Basically what'll happen is I'm just gonna run you 748 00:24:32,190 --> 00:24:33,960 through a couple of different scenarios 749 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:34,830 that might scare you. 750 00:24:34,830 --> 00:24:37,620 And we're just gonna see how you would like react 751 00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:39,480 and like what you would do in those situations 752 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,430 if you were scared or like how would you get out of them. 753 00:24:41,430 --> 00:24:44,049 It's pretty chill, like we've had tons of guests before. 754 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:48,300 Lisa Gilroy is like a big person that comes by. 755 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,170 There's so many great people. 756 00:24:49,170 --> 00:24:50,940 Yeah, I mean, you sent me one of the episodes 757 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:51,960 as an example before. 758 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,310 Yeah, yeah. Did you watch it? 759 00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:54,540 - I listened. - We also have 760 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:55,440 a YouTube component now. 761 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,090 It's like this whole push, but like, yeah, yeah. 762 00:24:57,090 --> 00:24:57,923 Yeah, yeah. 763 00:24:57,923 --> 00:24:58,820 I listened to it. 764 00:24:58,820 --> 00:25:00,940 It sounds like you never like got to it. 765 00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:01,773 Yeah. No, yeah, yeah. 766 00:25:01,773 --> 00:25:03,390 Yeah, the episode I listened to is just 767 00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:04,710 kind of like what we're doing right now. 768 00:25:04,710 --> 00:25:05,820 - No, yeah, yeah. - But you never got 769 00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:07,770 to the part where you scared Lisa a bunch. 770 00:25:07,770 --> 00:25:10,200 No, like, so like basically what's gonna happen is like 771 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,990 definitely in like a little bit, we will get to the part 772 00:25:12,990 --> 00:25:15,024 where like, I'm gonna ask you a couple questions. 773 00:25:15,024 --> 00:25:16,753 Yeah, my question is, are you gonna release that 774 00:25:16,753 --> 00:25:17,763 or are you just releasing this? 775 00:25:18,596 --> 00:25:21,750 So people love like kind of like VIP content, 776 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:24,000 so like what if the whole thing was VIP content 777 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,410 and you got the pre-episode and we never- 778 00:25:25,410 --> 00:25:27,063 Cortado for Jeremy Culhane? 779 00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,640 And just to let you know, it is a 45 minute 780 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:30,810 time limit for the tables. 781 00:25:30,810 --> 00:25:31,710 Totally understand. 782 00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:33,300 That's exactly the amount of time we need. 783 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,470 If you're not gonna air the scaring, 784 00:25:34,470 --> 00:25:35,490 I would like to not do it. 785 00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:37,290 I can just go after we do this. 786 00:25:37,290 --> 00:25:38,850 No, I'm gonna do the scaring. We're gonna get there. 787 00:25:38,850 --> 00:25:40,200 Yeah. And you're gonna release it. 788 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,960 I'm just getting some crazy, like you have mom vibes. 789 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:43,950 I have mom vibes? 790 00:25:43,950 --> 00:25:45,120 Like you have a relationship 791 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,500 with your mom that's abnormal. 792 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,327 Like what's that like? 793 00:25:48,327 --> 00:25:49,160 Can you speak into the mic? 794 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:49,993 I don't wanna get into that 795 00:25:49,993 --> 00:25:51,120 because I know you're gonna air this part. 796 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:52,140 - Can we just- - I promise you, 797 00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:53,280 I'm not gonna air this part. 798 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,350 This is just the chitchat before. 799 00:25:55,350 --> 00:25:57,086 Who do you hate in like the Comedy scen-? 800 00:25:59,310 --> 00:26:02,356 Feel free to cut this out. 43 points to you both. 801 00:26:02,356 --> 00:26:03,189 That's good. 802 00:26:03,189 --> 00:26:05,850 Which brings us back one final time 803 00:26:05,850 --> 00:26:07,077 - to Jeremy- - Uh-huh. 804 00:26:07,077 --> 00:26:08,670 - And Jacob. - Uh-huh. 805 00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:09,841 Getting closer and closer. 806 00:26:09,841 --> 00:26:11,100 I dunno what you're talking about. I kind of started it. 807 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:12,810 Telling the caricature artist 808 00:26:12,810 --> 00:26:14,790 you know what they're fucking doing. 809 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,290 Probably drawing like fat tits on me? 810 00:26:16,290 --> 00:26:18,780 Classic fat guy, fat tits kind of situation? 811 00:26:18,780 --> 00:26:21,390 Really cool. Really funny, really original. 812 00:26:21,390 --> 00:26:23,220 Really, really original. 813 00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:27,120 I'm just a small Parisian. Please let me finish. 814 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,100 You making my belly bigger than the Eiffel Tower? 815 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:30,383 Is that what you're doing? Huh? 816 00:26:31,470 --> 00:26:33,140 Really sort of egregious erasing right there. 817 00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:36,240 - No, this is not erasing. - I've had these, all right? 818 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,770 I've been around enough. I've had these. 819 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:38,903 Why'd you get another one? 820 00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:41,910 Just maybe waiting for one guy to get it right. 821 00:26:41,910 --> 00:26:43,326 Okay, you're not gonna get the thing 822 00:26:43,326 --> 00:26:44,159 that I'm gonna do though. 823 00:26:44,159 --> 00:26:46,680 Are you making my neck look like a croissant? 824 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,760 - No. - Sorry, 825 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,440 just making a statement, he's got a bigger neck. 826 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,120 It's probably like a piece of pastry or something. 827 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,800 - No, no, no, no. - I see it. 828 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,000 I see exactly what's happening. 829 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,230 - No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah. 830 00:26:55,230 --> 00:26:57,090 Trying to make sort of a subtle American hint. 831 00:26:57,090 --> 00:26:58,440 Like Americans are not as healthy 832 00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,440 - as Europeans. - No. 833 00:27:00,780 --> 00:27:01,620 - No. - Just generally 834 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,700 you think like your culture's 835 00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:04,560 a little bit better and that maybe you take better 836 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,150 care of your people or whatever. 837 00:27:06,150 --> 00:27:07,801 That's sort of what you think. 838 00:27:11,190 --> 00:27:13,053 I know what that was. 839 00:27:13,053 --> 00:27:14,591 I know what that was. What was that? 840 00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:15,480 - I don't know. - What were they laughing at? 841 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,705 Could you show me what they're laughing at? 842 00:27:16,705 --> 00:27:17,538 - I don't know. - 'Cause I know 843 00:27:17,538 --> 00:27:18,371 what you're doing, but I don't know what they saw 844 00:27:18,371 --> 00:27:19,204 and how they saw me. 845 00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:20,250 And then what you were presenting how they saw. 846 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:21,750 And I'm thinking about how you're seeing me 847 00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:22,740 and how they were seeing me. 848 00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:24,540 And that's a lot. That's a lot to balance. 849 00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:26,070 What was that? They're gone, they're fully gone. 850 00:27:26,070 --> 00:27:27,210 What was that? What was that? 851 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:29,391 Show it to me. Show me what they laughed about. 852 00:27:29,391 --> 00:27:31,500 Oh, that's just five donuts 853 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,061 stacked on the Eiffel Tower. 854 00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:37,490 This is a great show to make me seem like an asshole. 855 00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:41,640 55 real original points. 856 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,660 Real original. 857 00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:45,060 That brings us to our final mini game. 858 00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:46,740 This is a bit of a round robin. 859 00:27:46,740 --> 00:27:48,420 How it works, players, is I'm gonna ask you 860 00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:50,880 to deliver your responses to this 861 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,670 into your respective single cameras. 862 00:27:53,670 --> 00:27:57,600 Your prompt is a nightmare blunt rotation. 863 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,190 Oh wow. A sativa strain. 864 00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:00,390 You know, I love sativa. 865 00:28:00,390 --> 00:28:01,230 It's actually really important. 866 00:28:01,230 --> 00:28:02,997 Shut up. Thank you. 867 00:28:02,997 --> 00:28:04,950 So sativas are really important for the environment 868 00:28:04,950 --> 00:28:06,480 because when we're taking them in, 869 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,130 we are reclaiming, shut up. 870 00:28:08,130 --> 00:28:09,300 Stop talking. I'm talking. 871 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:13,410 We are actually reclaiming our Spartan energy as men. 872 00:28:13,410 --> 00:28:17,130 You've gotta come to my all male dinner sometime. 873 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:19,008 By the way, I'm super Christian. 874 00:28:20,310 --> 00:28:21,840 Oh, fun. Are we smoking? 875 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,440 Sorry, I know you told me to leave you guys in the garage, 876 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,050 but I'm cool, I promise. 877 00:28:28,050 --> 00:28:31,050 Look, I told you, if you wanna do drugs, let Mom come. 878 00:28:31,050 --> 00:28:33,150 I swear I'm cool about it. Okay? 879 00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:35,841 So what is this? A spliff? 880 00:28:36,674 --> 00:28:37,507 Okay. 881 00:28:43,256 --> 00:28:44,756 I like raw milk. 882 00:28:45,870 --> 00:28:47,922 I just think it's really tasty. 883 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,553 I like beef tallow. 884 00:28:51,570 --> 00:28:53,190 I miss you, Cheryl. 885 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,834 Didn't know you had that one in you. 886 00:28:58,260 --> 00:29:00,049 Oh no, those kids. 887 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,383 People are stealing my cereal. 888 00:29:05,670 --> 00:29:07,833 Oh no. Don't take it from me. 889 00:29:10,410 --> 00:29:11,400 Can't believe that's the only guy 890 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,783 who'll show me his boobies. 891 00:29:13,890 --> 00:29:15,480 That's not what I do! 892 00:29:16,478 --> 00:29:21,357 That's not what the job is! 893 00:29:21,357 --> 00:29:24,384 Not used to smoking. I'm more of a drinker. 894 00:29:25,683 --> 00:29:27,330 Timbuktu and all that. 895 00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:29,070 And of course, not the real Johnny Depp. 896 00:29:29,070 --> 00:29:31,140 I'm a guy who dresses up kind of like Johnny Depp 897 00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:33,121 and goes to Disneyland every day. 898 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,833 You want it? 899 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,213 No, I swear. I love smoking. 900 00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:49,443 Oh. 901 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,353 Oh. 902 00:29:52,553 --> 00:29:54,122 Oh! 903 00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:56,294 Oh. 904 00:29:58,091 --> 00:29:58,924 Oh! 905 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,025 Thanks for inviting me. 906 00:30:02,025 --> 00:30:04,680 Oh, I never gonna invited anywhere. 907 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,513 My name's 908 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:07,346 Kimia. 909 00:30:08,461 --> 00:30:12,589 Damn, dude. 910 00:30:12,589 --> 00:30:14,756 It's me, Jeremy Culhane. 911 00:30:15,878 --> 00:30:17,133 It's me, Jeremy. 912 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,860 I smoke all the time. 913 00:30:26,730 --> 00:30:31,402 34 infused pre-rolled points for you all. 914 00:30:33,450 --> 00:30:36,300 That brings us to round three, 915 00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:38,280 where our players will now hold hands 916 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,310 and jump into the abyss together. 917 00:30:41,310 --> 00:30:42,143 - Whee! - Yay! 918 00:30:43,433 --> 00:30:44,610 - Jacob. - Uh-huh. 919 00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:45,443 - Kimia. - Yep. 920 00:30:45,443 --> 00:30:46,276 - Jeremy. - Uh-huh. 921 00:30:47,273 --> 00:30:52,080 A no frills Scandinavian cheerleading team. 922 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,823 Okay girls, you ready to go? 923 00:30:53,823 --> 00:30:55,485 - Yah. - If you're ready, I'm ready. 924 00:30:55,485 --> 00:30:57,013 I'm ready. Let's start whenever. 925 00:30:57,013 --> 00:30:59,943 Okay. 5, 6, 7, 8. 926 00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:02,626 Go, go, 927 00:31:02,626 --> 00:31:07,621 go, go, go, go, 928 00:31:07,621 --> 00:31:12,230 go, go, go, 929 00:31:12,230 --> 00:31:13,478 go- 930 00:31:13,478 --> 00:31:16,470 I feel like we're giving too much to them. 931 00:31:16,470 --> 00:31:18,140 Maybe a bit distracting for the players? 932 00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:19,170 - Yeah, right. - Yeah very distracting. 933 00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:20,550 Let them focus, right? 934 00:31:20,550 --> 00:31:23,771 - Let's tone it down. - Tone it down? Okay. 935 00:31:23,771 --> 00:31:26,678 Go, go, 936 00:31:26,678 --> 00:31:27,511 go. 937 00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:28,590 Do you guys ever feel like 938 00:31:28,590 --> 00:31:30,030 maybe we don't have actual freedom? 939 00:31:30,030 --> 00:31:32,430 Like it's sort of like this idea that we could do whatever, 940 00:31:32,430 --> 00:31:33,840 but really there's more regulations here 941 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:34,673 - than in other countries. - Right. 942 00:31:34,673 --> 00:31:36,660 Like people think we're a lot happier, but look at me. 943 00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:37,950 Do I look happier than most? 944 00:31:37,950 --> 00:31:40,771 Wow. Those cheerleaders are hot in here. 945 00:31:42,990 --> 00:31:45,033 Universal truths, brother. 946 00:31:46,050 --> 00:31:49,080 Enough points to get the job done. Team three. 947 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:52,890 Which brings us to the second to last prompt of our game. 948 00:31:52,890 --> 00:31:54,789 - Jacob. - Oh, uh-huh? 949 00:31:54,789 --> 00:31:55,622 - Kimia. - Yep. 950 00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:57,487 - Jer-jer. - Oh, uh-huh? 951 00:31:57,487 --> 00:32:00,900 "The Bear," but it's a Renaissance faire stand 952 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:03,540 that only sells giant turkey legs. 953 00:32:03,540 --> 00:32:05,550 All right, you need 14 turkey legs, stat! 954 00:32:05,550 --> 00:32:07,873 What are you guys doing standing around? Come on. 955 00:32:07,873 --> 00:32:09,750 Righto, cousin, rightaway. 956 00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:11,010 I've made something that maybe 957 00:32:11,010 --> 00:32:12,020 I thought we could try today. 958 00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:13,800 What is it? I don't have time for this. 959 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:14,670 You can see the line! 960 00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:16,920 I just thought maybe I could show you something, 961 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,023 you know, ye olde something new. 962 00:32:20,550 --> 00:32:23,763 My god. It's the best mashed peas I've ever tasted. 963 00:32:24,598 --> 00:32:26,430 If you like it, why don't we do it? 964 00:32:26,430 --> 00:32:27,367 I'm not gonna do it right now. 965 00:32:27,367 --> 00:32:30,011 - We got 14 kids. - Those fucking suck, man. 966 00:32:30,011 --> 00:32:31,942 Come on, cousin. Come on. 967 00:32:31,942 --> 00:32:35,280 All right, cousin. Righto, cousin. 968 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,410 Listen, I have a dream for this place. 969 00:32:37,410 --> 00:32:40,140 It's gonna be the biggest Renaissance thing in the world. 970 00:32:40,140 --> 00:32:42,060 We're not gonna just do turkey legs. 971 00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,680 We're gonna do spotted dick. 972 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,150 I'm trying my best, but my home life 973 00:32:45,150 --> 00:32:47,250 is so dense and complicated. 974 00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:49,440 It will probably take an entire episode 975 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,180 to understand who I am. 976 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:53,070 Well, right now, you're just my cousin, 977 00:32:53,070 --> 00:32:54,870 and you're fucking pissing me off, okay? 978 00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:56,340 Oh, fuck you. Turkey's ready. 979 00:32:56,340 --> 00:32:57,900 Oh, fuck you, turkey's ready. 980 00:32:57,900 --> 00:33:00,030 Fuck you, if you wanted to do more, 981 00:33:00,030 --> 00:33:01,710 why didn't you like the thing I presented to you? 982 00:33:01,710 --> 00:33:03,690 'Cause I don't have the mental capacity 983 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:07,350 to care for you right now because my brother is dead! 984 00:33:07,350 --> 00:33:10,170 Turkey's done, cousin. 985 00:33:10,170 --> 00:33:11,763 - You happy? - Wait a second. 986 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,537 Oh my god. This turkey has $800,000. 987 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,730 It's just the break they need. 988 00:33:20,730 --> 00:33:22,590 I can't wait to see where this goes. 989 00:33:22,590 --> 00:33:24,150 Two seasons and a strange third. 990 00:33:24,150 --> 00:33:26,767 10 points to each of your respective vassals, 991 00:33:27,990 --> 00:33:31,890 which brings us to the very last prompt of our game. 992 00:33:31,890 --> 00:33:33,079 - Jacob. - Uh-huh. 993 00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:33,912 - Kimia. - Yep. 994 00:33:33,912 --> 00:33:34,860 - Jeremy. - Uh-huh. 995 00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:38,580 Mother Nature, Father Time, Uncle Hot Sauce. 996 00:33:38,580 --> 00:33:41,580 Well, he should be here soon. Hopefully. 997 00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:44,190 He's always running late, and you know, that's my thing. 998 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:46,958 It's okay. Let's take a deep breath together. 999 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:55,170 'Sup, germs? You guys getting spicy with it? 1000 00:33:55,170 --> 00:33:56,490 No. What are you talking about? 1001 00:33:56,490 --> 00:33:59,280 I'm hot to trot. 1002 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,510 You come in on a jet pack? 1003 00:34:00,510 --> 00:34:01,830 Stole it from the military. 1004 00:34:01,830 --> 00:34:04,800 Come on. I like to keep it hot. 1005 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,370 Okay, let's focus. Earth is having a really tough time. 1006 00:34:08,370 --> 00:34:09,203 - Yeah. - What? 1007 00:34:09,203 --> 00:34:10,590 And I've given them an extra bloom 1008 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,570 so that the people will feel a little bit better 1009 00:34:12,570 --> 00:34:14,160 - about what's going on. - That's really generous. 1010 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,700 I've decided to extend a second to a little bit longer 1011 00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:19,080 so they feel like they have 1012 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,150 a little bit more time on their hands. 1013 00:34:21,150 --> 00:34:21,983 Gorgeous. 1014 00:34:21,983 --> 00:34:25,105 I turned the Mississippi River into a hot sauce river. 1015 00:34:26,550 --> 00:34:29,040 Sort of a Chipotle based sensation. 1016 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,990 Smoky with a little bit of heat, 1017 00:34:30,990 --> 00:34:33,453 but the average person can enjoy it. 1018 00:34:34,608 --> 00:34:36,510 Do you know how long it took me to build that river? 1019 00:34:36,510 --> 00:34:37,343 How long? 1020 00:34:39,060 --> 00:34:40,620 Oh, I know. 1021 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,660 I'm Father Time. Four eons. 1022 00:34:42,660 --> 00:34:43,590 Do you know how long it took me 1023 00:34:43,590 --> 00:34:45,090 to make that river hot sauce? 1024 00:34:45,090 --> 00:34:46,052 Me again? 1025 00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:49,110 I think it took you all of 12 seconds. 1026 00:34:49,110 --> 00:34:50,130 Yeah, it was pretty quick. 1027 00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:51,720 We're supposed to be working together, 1028 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:53,297 you're supposed to take what I've got. 1029 00:34:53,297 --> 00:34:55,200 We are the gods of this world. 1030 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,090 - Yeah. - All the fish are dying. 1031 00:34:57,090 --> 00:34:59,160 - They're dead. - There's other rivers. 1032 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,110 Well, that's okay. We can get past that. 1033 00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:02,490 All right, that's fine. 1034 00:35:02,490 --> 00:35:04,050 I've put a pause on some weather 1035 00:35:04,050 --> 00:35:06,930 so that everyone can, you know, get their bearings. 1036 00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:08,970 So no more natural disasters for at least a month. 1037 00:35:08,970 --> 00:35:09,803 That'll be good. 1038 00:35:09,803 --> 00:35:11,790 I've also made leap year 1039 00:35:11,790 --> 00:35:14,580 more of an important day for them in their heads. 1040 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,800 I'm making it rain chili relleno. 1041 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,435 Again, what are you doing? 1042 00:35:19,268 --> 00:35:21,134 That's a solid. That's a solid. 1043 00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:25,103 They're pretty soft. 1044 00:35:25,103 --> 00:35:28,230 500,000 Scovilles specifically for Uncle Hot Sauce. 1045 00:35:28,230 --> 00:35:29,130 Yeah. 1046 00:35:29,130 --> 00:35:33,210 Which brings us to the end of our game. 1047 00:35:33,210 --> 00:35:34,970 Our winner tonight... 1048 00:35:37,650 --> 00:35:39,573 Jacob Wysocki. 1049 00:35:40,968 --> 00:35:42,204 Come on! 1050 00:35:42,204 --> 00:35:44,550 You are the recipient 1051 00:35:44,550 --> 00:35:46,650 of another coveted Golden Ear. 1052 00:35:46,650 --> 00:35:47,483 Wow. 1053 00:35:47,483 --> 00:35:49,110 That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise," 1054 00:35:49,110 --> 00:35:51,300 tune in next time for more of the game samer. 1055 00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:53,460 I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me. 1056 00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:54,528 Goodnight. 1057 00:36:08,838 --> 00:36:10,088 Go. Go.