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               ♪                

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         Man on radio:          
    That was "Feelin' Flat"     

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     by Jimmy Flat-Ass and      
       the Bannock Butts,       

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      and you're listening      
     to Roger Laughingstick     

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  on Grouse Lake Radio... Ah.   

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   Nice day out there, so get   
yourself down to the school gym.

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  They got that anti-bullying   
       workshop going on,       

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       and that can only        
        mean one thing:         

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        free sandwiches!        

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      Maybe Big City Paul       
         will be there.         

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        Word is, he just        
    got home from Winnipeg.     

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     Will he be at the gym      
   for some free sandwiches?    

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      Or does he only eat       
          wontons now?          

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               ♪                

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        Is it true, bro?        
     You only eat wontons?      

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      As if you even know       
       what a wonton is.        

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    Also, that's my momma's     
     door. That's my door.      

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          Okay, then.           

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     Okay. Good. Let's go.      

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   Oh. I don't have my keys.    

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      You just drove here.      

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Yeah, eh? I should have my keys.

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        Ho-ly. This guy.        

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        How do you lose         
   your keys, you cock nose?    

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Nice to see you, too, Fat Face. 

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    Take it easy. I lost six    
 pounds when I was in the city. 

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      You lost six pounds?      
        From where, man?        

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      From your cock nose!      
   Don't even worry about it!   

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     So, how was the city?      

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   Ugh. Just leave me alone!    

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Let's just go to the North Store
      and get some pizza.       

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        No, man. There's        
      a bullying seminar,       

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          and they got          
        free sandwiches.        

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Nah. Everyone's gonna make a big
 deal about how I'm back home.  

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     Too bad, man. I got to     
        meet with Lips.         

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      He's next in line to      
     get movies off my USB.     

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      He thought he's seen      
        every Sharknado,        

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         but he skipped         
       over Lavalantula.        

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  - Just give it to him later.  
           - No, bro.           

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          When you're           
         the movie man,         

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            you got             
       responsibilities.        

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            - Whoa.             
      - Paul: Oh, my God.       

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      (chuckling) My keys       
     were in my boot, bro.      

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   Oh, my God. Okay. Let's go   
      to the North Store.       

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      Hey, we're going to       
     the school first, bro.     

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   Why you being so sketchy?    
     Everyone's going to be     

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      - happy you're back.      
        - Not everybody.        

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          ♪ Yes I can           
        love you baby ♪         

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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    Woman: When do you think    
 your brother is getting here?  

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      Not now, Mom, okay?       

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      You haven't seen him      
          in forever.           

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     - And it's been good.      
           - Ma'tay!            

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              Jo:               
         Come on, Mom.          

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      He's a spoiled baby.      

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     But he is a baby! He's     
      my baby! (clapping)       

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       Drop it, Beanpole.       

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        You want to lose        
       your beading hand?       

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     Attention, everybody!      

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      The sandwiches will       
           be served            

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           after the            
    anti-bullying workshop!     

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       - (people booing)        
           - Too bad!           

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I let you eat sandwiches before 
       the last workshop,       

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     and everyone took off      
       early, so shut it!       

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          Just talked           
       to the white lady,       

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        and she wants to        
      start the workshop.       

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        Oh, she wants to        
           start now?           

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   You let her know she's on    
    Indian time. (clapping)     

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         Okay, and one          
          more thing.           

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       This better not be       
          about Paul.           

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     Do you think he knows      
    I'm with Stephen Harper?    

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    Everyone knows. You post    
 about Stephen Harper all day.  

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      Hey, Stephen Harper!      

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       Hey, Jo. Uh, sorry       
         to interrupt.          

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     Rose, if Paul's going      
    to be here, I can leave.    

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         No. I want him         
      to see us together.       

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         I just hate it         
      when you two fight.       

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        I know. You say         
       that all the time.       

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        Well, he's on my        
       mind all the time.       

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       Jo: What the hell        
    is wrong with your mind?    

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               ♪                

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     - Dean: There's Brady.     
  - Paul: The fuck's a Brady?   

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       Dean: He's the new       
      North Store manager.      

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          He made all           
        the sandwiches.         

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       Don't worry. He's        
     cool for a white guy.      

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   Yeah, because that's what    
         the rez needs,         

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            is, uh,             
        more white guys.        

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        Yeah, but you're        
          half white.           

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            I don't             
        feel half white.        

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   Anyway, the only fucked-up   
     thing about Brady is,      

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         he's trying to         
       snag your sister.        

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     She'll eat him alive.      
        She's a wendigo.        

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          (chuckling)           
           Let's go.            

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     Oh, Dean, just dropped     
    off the good sandwiches.    

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           Cool, man.           

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        Paul? I've heard        
       so much about you.       

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       - Paul: Nice vest.       
       - Man: Movie Man.        

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             - Yo.              
   - You got my Lavalantula?    

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           Yeah, man.           

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        - Yo, Big City.         
     - Relax. I'm just here     

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   - for the free sandwiches.   
    - This guy posted a pic     

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   of him in a swimming pool.   
     Is that true or what?      

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        Yeah, man. I was        
         in some pools.         

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       No way, bro. Just        
         like a movie.          

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   Ah, easy, guys. We're just   
    here for the sandwiches.    

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        Dean. Dean, it's        
     okay. It's cool, man.      

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         Winnipeg? Full         
           of pools.            

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        I was in, like,         
          17 of them.           

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      Couple of them even       
        had waterslides.        

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          Waterslides?          

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          This neechie          
    was living like a king.     

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        A king who swims        
       with a t-shirt on.       

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       (Brady chuckling)        

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    - (feedback screeching)     
       - Man, woman: Ah!        

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I just seen the bulletin in the 
 band office about the wolves.  

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       - Oh, really, Ed?        
            - Yeah.             

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     They're coming closer      
      and closer to town.       

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They must be hungry. Good thing 
  I'm from the wolf clan, eh?   

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       The sandwiches are       
           for later!           

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        Get out of here!        

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        Has anyone seen         
          my daughter?          

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          So, no one's          
        seen Chickadee?         

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   Wow. Sterling hanging with   
        the Doodoo boys.        

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Surprised you two aren't at home
 sucking on your momma's teat.  

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         Oh, ain't you          
    glad your uncle's back?     

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        Mn'ehh. You just        
         want everyone          

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         to make a big          
        deal about you.         

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        Mn'ehh yourself!        
    I'm just here for lunch.    

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       Oh, you just want        
          to sneak in,          

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        grab lunch, and         
      not talk to anyone?       

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         Why didn't you         
          just say so?          

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        Look who's here!        

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      It's the pool king.       

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        Hey, everybody!         

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           I'm back!            

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   (people murmuring quietly)   

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            Hi, Mom!            

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          Is it Indian          
         time to start?         

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        Yo-ho! You can't        
         just say that!         

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       (people murmuring)       

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           Oh, dear.            
       I-- I'm so sorry.        

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          Ho-ly! White          
     lady just struggling.      

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          I really am.          

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           Let's just           
          get started.          

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       Welcome, everyone,       

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      to the anti-bullying      
           workshop!            

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           (coughing)           

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        Chief Deedee was        
      supposed to do this,      

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        but she got the         
            day off.            

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            - Again.            
   - She's in a jam session.    

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             Okay.              

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       Anyways, we have a       
        workshop leader         

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       from Bully Beware        

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           to lead us           
         in a seminar!          

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             Karen:             
     Miigwetch, Josephine.      

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     Um, before we start, I     
      would like to begin       

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          with a land           
        acknowledgment.         

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 We are gathered here together  
   on Treaty Five territory,    

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        - which is the--        
       - Dean: Fuck this.       

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           Let's just           
          eat already.          

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        Sit down, Dean!         

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         Oh. Uh, sorry.         
          Small thing.          

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        Will those teens        
     be playing basketball      

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           the entire           
          time, or...?          

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         Hey, you kids!         

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Quit bouncing them basketballs, 
     or I'll come pop them!     

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             Karen:             
       Thank you. Thanks.       

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    Alright. Um, so, when we    
       think of bullying,       

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          we think of           
       physical violence,       

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          but there's           
     also verbal bullying,      

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     like, um, teasing and      
         name-calling.          

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    Mn'ehh! So you're saying    
 if I call this guy Cock Nose,  

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    - that that's bullying?     
         - Uh, that is          

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          a very good           
         question. Yes.         

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       That's, um, what's       
        called teasing,         

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         and it's known         
      as lateral violence.      

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           - Mn'ehh!            
      - Lateral violence.       

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        I got a question        
    for Paul. Why you back?     

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     Lips: Actually, yeah.      
    Now that you mention it,    

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     - it seems suspicious.     
- I already told you why, Lips. 

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      Nicknames are also a      
       form of bullying.        

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         But everybody          
        calls him Lips.         

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        Yes, but why do         
       you call him Lips?       

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  Because when we were young,   
     he showed up to school     

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    with a big old macaroni     
       right on his lips!       

186
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      - (people laughing)       
        - Lips, tell her        

187
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        about your lip.         

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             Rose:              
       I got a question.        

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       Why did you leave        

190
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    without saying goodbye?     

191
00:08:01,657 --> 00:08:02,725
          Many people:          
              Oh.               

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00:08:02,758 --> 00:08:04,627
              Jo:               
          Oh, my God!           

193
00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:06,996
       You guys, shut up!       

194
00:08:07,062 --> 00:08:10,099
   You sound like a bunch of    
       squeaking weasels!       

195
00:08:10,132 --> 00:08:14,470
    Just settle down and let    
  Karen do her damn workshop.   

196
00:08:14,503 --> 00:08:16,939
             Karen:             
 Uh, my name is actually Karen, 

197
00:08:16,972 --> 00:08:19,108
    but the way you said it     
     just now made me feel      

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         like you were          
           bullying.            

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00:08:20,476 --> 00:08:21,977
          Yeah. You're          
         the bully, Jo.         

200
00:08:22,011 --> 00:08:24,647
         Who said that?         
      That you, Beanpole?       

201
00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,917
      Would a bully order       
 free sandwiches for everyone?  

202
00:08:27,950 --> 00:08:29,618
        Does that sound         
       like a bully move?       

203
00:08:29,652 --> 00:08:30,853
      Yeah, but you won't       
        let us eat them.        

204
00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,454
         You know what?         

205
00:08:32,488 --> 00:08:33,822
        To hell with it.        

206
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        Go eat the damn         
       sandwiches, then!        

207
00:08:37,359 --> 00:08:40,095
         Hey, hey, hey!         
    Hey, hey! Elders first.     

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00:08:40,129 --> 00:08:43,132
  Actually, if you could, uh,   
sign the anti-bullying pledge-- 

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00:08:43,165 --> 00:08:45,034
- Dean, grab me a sandwich, bro.
       - Dean: Yeah, man.       

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00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,368
          - Just one.           
      - Yeah, I'll get it.      

211
00:08:46,435 --> 00:08:49,305
        - Is this over?         
       - Don't feel bad.        

212
00:08:49,338 --> 00:08:52,308
   You kept them longer than    
         the hypnotist.         

213
00:08:52,341 --> 00:08:54,109
          And we were           
        all hypnotized.         

214
00:09:00,883 --> 00:09:03,285
           I'm not a            
         bully, right?          

215
00:09:03,319 --> 00:09:04,687
     No. I wouldn't change      
      anything about you.       

216
00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,622
    - You're just assertive.    
         - I like that.         

217
00:09:06,655 --> 00:09:07,890
         I'm assertive.         

218
00:09:07,957 --> 00:09:10,392
          I've always           
      said that about you.      

219
00:09:10,459 --> 00:09:13,028
           And people           
        like assertive.         

220
00:09:13,062 --> 00:09:14,863
   Not as much as they like--   
    (in whiny voice) --Paul.    

221
00:09:14,897 --> 00:09:16,865
   Ah, that's the thing about   
 siblings sometimes, you know?  

222
00:09:16,899 --> 00:09:18,133
      - (engine starting)       
       - I actually have        

223
00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:19,501
    - an older sister, so--     
        - I'm assertive.        

224
00:09:19,535 --> 00:09:20,869
    Brady: --I know a thing     
       or two about this.       

225
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       Assertive. I like        
      that. I'm assertive.      

226
00:09:24,406 --> 00:09:27,343
  I'll tell you another time!   
   It's not super important!    

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00:09:27,376 --> 00:09:28,978
    Roger: (on radio) You're    
   listening to Laughingstick   

228
00:09:29,011 --> 00:09:32,348
     in the Afternoon, and      
we're still trying to figure out

229
00:09:32,381 --> 00:09:35,417
       who took that tray       
  of sandwiches from the gym.   

230
00:09:35,484 --> 00:09:38,487
        Sandwiches don't        
   just vanish on their own,    

231
00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,222
           so call in           
          and tell me:          

232
00:09:40,255 --> 00:09:42,324
            Who was             
         the vanish-er?         

233
00:09:44,493 --> 00:09:46,829
    The heck you doing here     
          again, Blue?          

234
00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:48,263
          How much can          
        I get for this?         

235
00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:50,332
       You just had one.        

236
00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:51,667
         No. I never'd.         

237
00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:53,669
           (laughing)           

238
00:09:54,703 --> 00:09:56,572
        Another blue one        
           for Blue.            

239
00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:00,109
Tell your little school friends 

240
00:10:00,175 --> 00:10:03,345
      that I have the good      
    North Store sandwiches.     

241
00:10:03,379 --> 00:10:05,547
           Agnes got            
          sandwiches!           

242
00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:13,422
           (dramatic            
         music playing)         

243
00:10:13,455 --> 00:10:15,224
      It's time for me to       
       leave this place.        

244
00:10:15,257 --> 00:10:16,959
           But will I           
      ever see you again?       

245
00:10:17,026 --> 00:10:20,929
   You will find me where the   
 moon and the sun cross paths,  

246
00:10:20,963 --> 00:10:23,365
       in the shadows of        
        the great bear.         

247
00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:26,802
        That feels like         
             a no.              

248
00:10:26,869 --> 00:10:29,438
              Jo:               
          Rose? Rose.           

249
00:10:29,471 --> 00:10:30,873
      I'm a nice lady, eh?      

250
00:10:30,906 --> 00:10:33,475
       Sorry. I was just        
    watching Restless Wind.     

251
00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:34,710
      This is the episode       
         where Tatanka          

252
00:10:34,743 --> 00:10:36,412
           leaves his           
       settler girlfriend       

253
00:10:36,445 --> 00:10:39,815
to travel around with his loyal 
   horse companion, Comanche.   

254
00:10:39,882 --> 00:10:41,150
        I'm not a bully.        

255
00:10:41,216 --> 00:10:42,484
      I'm just assertive.       

256
00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:44,053
       You're nice to me.       

257
00:10:44,086 --> 00:10:46,088
     And you work hard, and     
      you get things done.      

258
00:10:46,121 --> 00:10:48,724
  That said, I think a lot of   
   people are scared of you.    

259
00:10:48,757 --> 00:10:51,160
          Exactly. I'm          
           assertive,           

260
00:10:51,226 --> 00:10:52,594
      and people like it.       

261
00:10:52,628 --> 00:10:54,830
      Lips! Get over here!      

262
00:10:56,432 --> 00:10:58,634
        Do I scare you?         

263
00:10:58,667 --> 00:10:59,735
          What do you           
        want me to say?         

264
00:10:59,768 --> 00:11:01,804
      Ugh! Beat it, Lips!       

265
00:11:01,837 --> 00:11:04,106
       What up, big sis?        

266
00:11:04,139 --> 00:11:07,443
          Do you have           
       to be everywhere?        

267
00:11:07,476 --> 00:11:09,511
      - What do you want?       
     - Just need to relax.      

268
00:11:09,578 --> 00:11:13,682
   Everyone's been bugging me   
 about awesome the city's been. 

269
00:11:13,749 --> 00:11:15,617
       Must be nice. I'm        
        sure you heard.         

270
00:11:15,651 --> 00:11:18,020
 - I'm with Stephen Harper now. 
   - Paul: Of course I heard.   

271
00:11:18,087 --> 00:11:20,856
      You posted it on the      
   "Rose and Paul 4eva" page.   

272
00:11:20,923 --> 00:11:23,492
       Whatever. You left       
    without saying goodbye.     

273
00:11:23,525 --> 00:11:26,829
      Okay. I just came by      
       to say hi to Lips,       

274
00:11:26,862 --> 00:11:28,797
   - but I'll call him later!   
  - You were asking about me?   

275
00:11:28,831 --> 00:11:29,832
         Shut up, Lips!         

276
00:11:35,370 --> 00:11:37,172
      I'm sorry, my dear.       

277
00:11:37,206 --> 00:11:38,707
        I must be alone.        

278
00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:40,809
   The only one who can join    
    me on this life journey     

279
00:11:40,843 --> 00:11:43,712
       is my loyal horse        
      companion, Comanche.      

280
00:11:43,779 --> 00:11:45,314
           (neighing)           

281
00:11:45,347 --> 00:11:47,015
        I love you, too.        

282
00:11:47,049 --> 00:11:48,617
  (mouthing along to dialogue)  
         And only you.          

283
00:11:50,152 --> 00:11:52,788
Brady: Hey, how many movie mans 
 are there typically on a rez?  

284
00:11:52,821 --> 00:11:54,189
           Just one.            

285
00:11:54,223 --> 00:11:55,791
           - Ham me.            
            - Okay.             

286
00:11:57,459 --> 00:11:59,361
    Well, because I met this    
     kid named Little Tony,     

287
00:11:59,394 --> 00:12:00,696
        and he said that        
      he's the movie man?       

288
00:12:00,729 --> 00:12:02,564
           - Mn'ehh.            
        - What is that?         

289
00:12:02,631 --> 00:12:04,166
           I've seen            
          that before.          

290
00:12:04,199 --> 00:12:05,467
            Mah-nah.            

291
00:12:05,501 --> 00:12:07,870
            No, man.            
       Like this: Mn'ehh.       

292
00:12:07,903 --> 00:12:09,304
            Uh-mah.             

293
00:12:13,075 --> 00:12:14,209
         It takes time.         

294
00:12:17,913 --> 00:12:20,182
             Okay.              

295
00:12:20,215 --> 00:12:23,085
  So, say you see a beautiful   
      girl walking by, eh?      

296
00:12:23,152 --> 00:12:25,654
         And you go to          
    your friend, "Mn'ehhh."     

297
00:12:25,687 --> 00:12:27,222
     But then you find out      
    she's just your cousin.     

298
00:12:27,256 --> 00:12:28,524
            Mn'ehh.             

299
00:12:28,557 --> 00:12:30,893
       I think I got it.        

300
00:12:30,926 --> 00:12:33,061
        (smacking lips,         
         grunting) Eh.          

301
00:12:33,095 --> 00:12:35,063
        - (Dean hissing)        
        - (door opening)        

302
00:12:35,097 --> 00:12:38,600
      What the fuck's this      
    guy doing in our lodge?     

303
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:40,602
         It smells like         
          ham and ass!          

304
00:12:40,669 --> 00:12:42,671
  Well, this is my lodge now,   
       because you left,        

305
00:12:42,704 --> 00:12:44,673
     and his name is Brady.     
 And yeah, he needs to be here. 

306
00:12:44,706 --> 00:12:46,608
 - He brought us a big ass ham. 
          - Want some?          

307
00:12:46,675 --> 00:12:48,777
            Mm. I've            
          seen bigger.          

308
00:12:48,844 --> 00:12:51,280
         What you mean?         
     That's a big ass ham!      

309
00:12:51,346 --> 00:12:53,382
 Man, you been acting good ever 
      since you came back.      

310
00:12:53,415 --> 00:12:56,618
    Talking pools and girls     
   and shitting on big hams.    

311
00:12:56,685 --> 00:12:58,020
       Just bullshitting!       

312
00:12:58,053 --> 00:12:59,855
          City's just           
        different, bro.         

313
00:12:59,888 --> 00:13:01,390
       Oh, yeah? If life        
    was so good in the city,    

314
00:13:01,423 --> 00:13:03,125
- then why'd you come back, bro?
        - How many times        

315
00:13:03,192 --> 00:13:04,359
     do I have to tell you?     
             Fuck!              

316
00:13:04,393 --> 00:13:06,195
           Maybe just           
      one time, for real!       

317
00:13:06,228 --> 00:13:09,531
      Whatever! Hang with       
        your new buddy!         

318
00:13:09,565 --> 00:13:11,567
          Open up your          
           eyes, man!           

319
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,936
        He's just using         
       you for your hams.       

320
00:13:13,969 --> 00:13:22,244
               ♪                

321
00:13:22,277 --> 00:13:25,480
      Jo: Hey, you guys! I      
  saw you playing basketball.   

322
00:13:25,547 --> 00:13:27,549
          You must be           
         real thirsty.          

323
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,218
             - Us?              
     - Jo: I got you these.     

324
00:13:33,555 --> 00:13:36,725
 - See? Would a bully do that?  
        - I don't know.         

325
00:13:36,758 --> 00:13:38,460
        The answer's no!        

326
00:13:38,493 --> 00:13:39,895
    And you don't even have     
       to think about it,       

327
00:13:39,928 --> 00:13:41,630
     because I just bought      
       you those drinks.        

328
00:13:41,663 --> 00:13:43,599
 My mom said you were just mean 
   to her when you were kids.   

329
00:13:43,632 --> 00:13:45,400
              Jo:               
      You Beanpole's kid?       

330
00:13:45,434 --> 00:13:47,970
  You tell that skinny little   
 rat I'm just being assertive.  

331
00:13:48,003 --> 00:13:49,938
     What you doing talking     
    to the skinny bunch for?    

332
00:13:49,972 --> 00:13:52,574
         Who cares what         
          they think?           

333
00:13:52,608 --> 00:13:54,910
           What? Am I           
  wearing something of yours?   

334
00:13:58,247 --> 00:14:01,149
   I know you're mad because    
everyone is excited about Uncle 

335
00:14:01,183 --> 00:14:04,253
       and scared of you,       
     but Uncle sucks, okay?     

336
00:14:04,286 --> 00:14:06,355
       All those pics he        
    was posting are phonies.    

337
00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:08,423
  - The guy's an internet ho.   
            - What?             

338
00:14:08,457 --> 00:14:10,759
Yeah, and you know how Uncle was
    staying with cousin Leon    

339
00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:14,363
       in the city? Leon        
         sent me this.          

340
00:14:14,429 --> 00:14:15,864
 Man on video: Fuck you always  
     looking out the window     

341
00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:17,165
        - and shit, man?        
    - Paul: Get out of here,    

342
00:14:17,199 --> 00:14:18,367
         - Cousin Leon!         
      - Man: Just fucking       

343
00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:19,768
        - missing Rose.         
       - Leave me alone!        

344
00:14:19,801 --> 00:14:21,136
      Man: Shake that off,      
       just missing her.        

345
00:14:21,169 --> 00:14:22,437
             Paul:              
      I'm not missing her!      

346
00:14:22,471 --> 00:14:23,872
         Man: (mocking)         
      I fucking miss her!       

347
00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:25,774
             Paul:              
 I want to go back to the rez.  

348
00:14:25,807 --> 00:14:28,110
              Man:              
I miss her! I fucking miss her! 

349
00:14:28,143 --> 00:14:29,511
           That make            
        you feel better?        

350
00:14:29,544 --> 00:14:31,280
          Shit, yeah.           
        Send that to me.        

351
00:14:31,313 --> 00:14:36,818
               ♪                

352
00:14:39,121 --> 00:14:44,126
               ♪                

353
00:14:45,494 --> 00:14:47,162
           (grunting)           

354
00:14:48,196 --> 00:14:49,898
           Everything           
        okay, baby boy?         

355
00:14:49,965 --> 00:14:52,367
      Mom, if you're going      
     to use the wrong door,     

356
00:14:52,401 --> 00:14:54,369
       could you at least       
          knock first?          

357
00:14:54,403 --> 00:14:56,038
       Oh, that's right.        

358
00:14:56,071 --> 00:14:59,408
     You have your own door     
      and your own place.       

359
00:15:01,543 --> 00:15:02,544
           (knocking)           

360
00:15:05,213 --> 00:15:08,016
             Paul:              
     Just come in already!      

361
00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:09,885
         - Dean's here.         
    - That's the wrong door.    

362
00:15:11,687 --> 00:15:12,721
         What? You want         
        me to go around?        

363
00:15:12,754 --> 00:15:15,157
            - Yeah.             
    - You boys look hungry.     

364
00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:16,858
         I'll get some          
          sandwiches.           

365
00:15:16,892 --> 00:15:18,327
        (Dean groaning)         

366
00:15:23,231 --> 00:15:25,167
      - What do you want?       
    - Dean: The truth, bro!     

367
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,169
         It's me, Dean!         

368
00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:30,105
- I've known you my whole life. 
     - Just leave me alone.     

369
00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:32,174
   Not until you tell me why    
       you left the city.       

370
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,010
           You may be           
          just my cuz,          

371
00:15:35,043 --> 00:15:39,281
        but you're still        
         my bro... bro.         

372
00:15:40,782 --> 00:15:44,786
         - Jo is here.          
 - Mom, that's the wrong door!  

373
00:15:44,853 --> 00:15:46,621
       We all heard your        
         city stories,          

374
00:15:46,688 --> 00:15:48,090
      but they ain't true!      

375
00:15:48,123 --> 00:15:51,727
    Everyone thinks I'm shit    
      but you're the shit,      

376
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,895
          but it's all          
           bullshit!            

377
00:15:53,929 --> 00:15:55,297
         Rose is here.          

378
00:15:55,364 --> 00:15:56,732
             Rose:              
  "Just fucking missing her"?   

379
00:15:56,765 --> 00:15:58,533
       Why can't you ever       
     tell me how you feel?      

380
00:15:58,567 --> 00:16:01,970
   Jo: Just cut the shit and    
     tell us what happened!     

381
00:16:02,037 --> 00:16:03,271
      Yeah! No more lies!       

382
00:16:03,305 --> 00:16:05,307
       Stop acting good!        

383
00:16:05,374 --> 00:16:09,578
            Okay. I             
         got egg salad,         

384
00:16:09,611 --> 00:16:10,746
          canned ham,           

385
00:16:10,779 --> 00:16:12,881
          and baloney.          

386
00:16:12,914 --> 00:16:15,417
  Dean: Oh, hey! I'll trade my  
    egg salad for your ham.     

387
00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:17,786
        - Rose: No way!         
- Okay! You guys are killing it!

388
00:16:17,819 --> 00:16:20,555
  If I tell you what happened,  
   can you guys just go away?   

389
00:16:21,923 --> 00:16:24,826
    (sighing) I didn't even     
       work at the hotel.       

390
00:16:24,893 --> 00:16:27,662
    Cousin Leon was supposed    
        to get me a job.        

391
00:16:27,729 --> 00:16:29,231
         He told me he          
        was a big deal,         

392
00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:30,799
         but all he did         
        was clean rooms,        

393
00:16:30,832 --> 00:16:33,335
      and he got fired for      
   sleeping on all the beds!    

394
00:16:33,402 --> 00:16:36,171
    Jo: You believed Cousin     
  Leon? That guy went to jail   

395
00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:38,807
       for selling three        
      people the same car!      

396
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,342
      The past six months,      

397
00:16:40,409 --> 00:16:42,244
            I slept             
         on his futon.          

398
00:16:42,277 --> 00:16:45,247
     I even had to babysit      
  his girlfriend's mangy kids!  

399
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,648
      Those are bad kids.       

400
00:16:46,681 --> 00:16:48,817
      And the only pool I       
    went to, his kids came,     

401
00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:52,421
  and one of them even bit me   
     on the back of my leg!     

402
00:16:52,454 --> 00:16:53,855
           There was            
          no partying.          

403
00:16:53,922 --> 00:16:56,525
           There was            
        no waterslides.         

404
00:16:56,591 --> 00:16:58,293
          There wasn't          
         even any hams.         

405
00:17:00,328 --> 00:17:01,596
            Are you             
         serious, bro?          

406
00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:03,331
            Not one.            

407
00:17:03,365 --> 00:17:05,033
        I've made a lot         
          of mistakes,          

408
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:08,336
       but the biggest...       
     was lying to you guys.     

409
00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:10,038
        I just wanted a         
          bigger life,          

410
00:17:10,105 --> 00:17:11,540
       but I belong here!       

411
00:17:13,608 --> 00:17:15,944
        I love you guys!        

412
00:17:15,977 --> 00:17:19,014
     Old bullshitting Paul,     
           he's dead!           

413
00:17:19,047 --> 00:17:22,050
Which is good, because we can go
  back to the way things were   

414
00:17:22,117 --> 00:17:26,354
     before I started lying     
      to everybody! Right?      

415
00:17:26,388 --> 00:17:27,556
            Mn'ehh!             

416
00:17:27,622 --> 00:17:28,957
        Rose, Agnes, Jo:        
            Mn'ehh!             

417
00:17:28,990 --> 00:17:30,725
       Nailed it, Brady.        

418
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,627
     Sorry. I got tired of      
    waiting in Dean's truck.    

419
00:17:32,661 --> 00:17:35,030
        Are those North         
       Store sandwiches?        

420
00:17:35,063 --> 00:17:37,399
         You know what?         
     I'm glad you're back.      

421
00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:39,534
         - Thanks, sis.         
            - Yeah.             

422
00:17:39,568 --> 00:17:42,838
      I forgot how fun it       
    is to watch you fuck up.    

423
00:17:42,871 --> 00:17:44,706
           (laughing)           

424
00:17:44,739 --> 00:17:46,007
        Have a sandwich?        

425
00:17:53,849 --> 00:17:56,318
     This is Laughingstick      
        in the evening,         

426
00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:58,987
   and I hope you're settling   
    in for a long night of--    

427
00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:00,822
          Holy mother           
            of shit!            

428
00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:02,991
       A black bear just        
      walked by my window.      

429
00:18:05,527 --> 00:18:06,895
       Whoa. Never mind.        

430
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:09,231
          False alarm.          
        It's just a dog.        

431
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,466
          My eyes must          
           be going.            

432
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,168
         You know what?         

433
00:18:13,201 --> 00:18:15,303
      If you ever thought       
         you saw a bear         

434
00:18:15,337 --> 00:18:16,638
           but it was           
        actually a dog,         

435
00:18:16,671 --> 00:18:19,407
         give us a call         
     and tell us about it.      

436
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:20,475
        Lines are open.         

437
00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:23,745
        (phone ringing)         

438
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,413
        Go ahead. You're        
          on the air.           

439
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,982
             Lips:              
        Oh, hey, Roger.         

440
00:18:27,015 --> 00:18:28,817
        I thought I was         
      raising a dog once.       

441
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:30,819
        Turns out I was         
      raising a bear cub.       

442
00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:34,356
          It tried to           
        rip my arm off.         

443
00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:35,357
        Does that count?        

444
00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:37,225
             Roger:             
              Hmm.              

445
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,495
    ("Close As She Wants Me"    
     by Pima Express plays)     

446
00:18:52,908 --> 00:18:55,010
  ♪ Yes I can love you baby ♪   

447
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:59,047
       ♪ All night long ♪       

448
00:19:01,216 --> 00:19:04,920
♪ I could give you everything ♪ 

449
00:19:04,953 --> 00:19:07,255
       ♪ That you want ♪        

450
00:19:08,623 --> 00:19:12,694
   ♪ Just look into my eyes ♪   

451
00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:14,963
  ♪ And you can see my love ♪   

452
00:19:16,398 --> 00:19:19,568
  ♪ Yes I can love you baby ♪   

453
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,771
       ♪ All night long ♪