1 00:00:04,814 --> 00:00:06,282 This better be the premium shit. 2 00:00:06,315 --> 00:00:07,483    Come on, you know better.     3 00:00:07,517 --> 00:00:10,019    How long have our families             done business?          4 00:00:11,654 --> 00:00:14,757          It's all good?          5 00:00:14,791 --> 00:00:16,092            Fuck yeah.            6 00:00:16,125 --> 00:00:18,461      You got your two-cuts,           your nine-to-elevens,       7 00:00:18,494 --> 00:00:22,665   your opaques, your greasies,      your A-Bs, and your flats.    8 00:00:22,698 --> 00:00:23,866      But, I gotta warn ya:       9 00:00:23,933 --> 00:00:25,835            The flats,                     not that flat.          10 00:00:25,868 --> 00:00:28,704        - It's all there.                - And remember...         11 00:00:28,771 --> 00:00:31,140          I wasn't here.          12 00:00:35,678 --> 00:00:37,713        Agnes: As far back               as I can remember,        13 00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:40,383      I always wanted to be                  a beader.             14 00:00:40,450 --> 00:00:44,020      For me, being a beader        is better than being Chief.    15 00:00:44,053 --> 00:00:47,657        I can go anywhere,              I can bead anything.       16 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:50,493        I know everybody,                and everyone knows        17 00:00:50,526 --> 00:00:51,727          my medallions.          18 00:00:51,794 --> 00:00:53,830  People look at me differently   19 00:00:53,863 --> 00:00:55,665    when they see my beadwork.    20 00:00:55,698 --> 00:00:59,302   I don't have to wait in line     for food at feasts anymore.    21 00:00:59,335 --> 00:01:01,404   And when I leave the store,    22 00:01:01,471 --> 00:01:03,573          rez dogs carry                 my groceries home.        23 00:01:03,639 --> 00:01:05,808          You know why?           24 00:01:05,842 --> 00:01:07,844         Out of respect.          25 00:01:07,877 --> 00:01:10,379          ♪ 'Cause I can                  love you Baby ♪          26 00:01:10,413 --> 00:01:13,683        ♪ All night long ♪        27 00:01:15,918 --> 00:01:24,193                ♪                 28 00:01:24,227 --> 00:01:27,830     That was Johnny Toboggan             from Pukatawagan         29 00:01:27,864 --> 00:01:30,533   with their "No Shoes Blues."   30 00:01:30,566 --> 00:01:34,103     And you're listening to       Laughingstick in the morning.   31 00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:35,104               Ahh.               32 00:01:35,171 --> 00:01:37,240   Woke up with an itchy hand,    33 00:01:37,273 --> 00:01:40,009     so I either need to get          to the nursing station,      34 00:01:40,042 --> 00:01:41,577   or get me a lottery ticket.    35 00:01:41,611 --> 00:01:43,546          While I'm out,          36 00:01:43,579 --> 00:01:45,548    here's The Ever Sick Band     37 00:01:45,581 --> 00:01:47,850      with Jard Jard Bannock                 and Lard.             38 00:01:52,288 --> 00:01:57,059                ♪                 39 00:01:57,093 --> 00:01:58,728            You ready?            40 00:01:58,761 --> 00:02:03,566            Yeah, man.            41 00:02:03,599 --> 00:02:05,468               Ha!                42 00:02:05,535 --> 00:02:06,769         Ohhh-poooo-git!          43 00:02:06,802 --> 00:02:07,770        (exhaling deeply)         44 00:02:07,803 --> 00:02:12,308        (inhaling sharply)                     Huah!               45 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:13,976     Oh, your water karate's          gettin' so much better.      46 00:02:14,043 --> 00:02:15,411       Just like Van Damme,                   eh bro?              47 00:02:15,444 --> 00:02:17,613            Huah, ha!             48 00:02:17,647 --> 00:02:19,482    You're hittin' the water,              you moo'jeet!           49 00:02:19,549 --> 00:02:23,052        Funny thing about               the water is, ah...        50 00:02:23,085 --> 00:02:24,887        It don't hit back.        51 00:02:24,921 --> 00:02:26,122     Easy there, swim shirt.      52 00:02:26,155 --> 00:02:27,423            This, ha!             53 00:02:27,456 --> 00:02:28,624        You thought I was                swimmin' in this?         54 00:02:28,658 --> 00:02:32,328       Joke's on you, bruh.       55 00:02:32,395 --> 00:02:34,330            - Jarr'd!                - Dean: That's crazy, bro.    56 00:02:34,397 --> 00:02:35,398    You gotta wait at least...    57 00:02:35,431 --> 00:02:37,266          Thirty minutes                till after you eat,        58 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:38,668  otherwise, you're gonna cramp.  59 00:02:38,734 --> 00:02:39,735            (laughing)            60 00:02:39,769 --> 00:02:41,237       Only pregnant women                get cramps, bro!         61 00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:42,838       It's the golden rule                 of swimming.           62 00:02:42,905 --> 00:02:46,075            That's how               Orville Redenbacher died.     63 00:02:46,108 --> 00:02:47,076             Oh yeah?             64 00:02:47,109 --> 00:02:48,811     Well, watch me pop off!      65 00:02:50,846 --> 00:02:51,914     Bro, you're gonna cramp!     66 00:02:51,948 --> 00:02:54,016       I'm not gonna cramp!       67 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:56,419             (splash)             68 00:02:56,452 --> 00:02:58,521    Ah, I'm fuckin' cramping!     69 00:02:58,588 --> 00:03:00,122              Help!                           (splash)             70 00:03:00,156 --> 00:03:01,958      (heroic music playing)      71 00:03:01,991 --> 00:03:05,761  (Paul yelling and sputtering)   72 00:03:07,663 --> 00:03:08,998          PAUL: You guys                 shoulda warned me!        73 00:03:09,031 --> 00:03:11,667      Where's my sandwich?!               Is my sub okay?          74 00:03:11,701 --> 00:03:14,337       - Gimme back my sub!        - Dean: You finished it, bro.   75 00:03:14,370 --> 00:03:19,008      (Paul gasping loudly)       76 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:20,843      I got the whole thing!      77 00:03:20,876 --> 00:03:22,845       Dean, you're a hero!       78 00:03:22,878 --> 00:03:24,113      It's the karate, bro.       79 00:03:24,146 --> 00:03:27,717      (Paul panting weakly)       80 00:03:27,783 --> 00:03:30,119          - You're okay.                 - Where's my mom?!        81 00:03:37,193 --> 00:03:38,794               Ohh!               82 00:03:38,828 --> 00:03:40,229               Hey!               83 00:03:40,296 --> 00:03:42,865           You're here                for your Kitty Scratch?      84 00:03:42,898 --> 00:03:44,233             Oh yeah.             85 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:45,368    This cat's gotta scratch.     86 00:03:45,401 --> 00:03:46,469         (Agnes laughing)         87 00:03:46,502 --> 00:03:47,503            Come meow!            88 00:03:47,536 --> 00:03:48,838             - Mm...?                      - I'm feeling           89 00:03:48,871 --> 00:03:49,972            that one!             90 00:03:50,006 --> 00:03:51,307           Right there!           91 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:54,844       From my lucky spot!        92 00:03:54,877 --> 00:03:57,179     I said that one, Agnes!      93 00:03:57,213 --> 00:03:59,582         I have a feeling                 about this one.          94 00:03:59,649 --> 00:04:02,218      I had a vision of you       95 00:04:02,251 --> 00:04:04,820        in a swimming pool                full of soniyaw.         96 00:04:04,854 --> 00:04:05,821             Really?              97 00:04:05,855 --> 00:04:07,256      I too had that vision!      98 00:04:07,323 --> 00:04:09,158     It's calling your name.      99 00:04:09,191 --> 00:04:11,060       Reel it in, Kookum.        100 00:04:11,093 --> 00:04:13,262         - Don't fuck us.                  - Scratch me!           101 00:04:13,329 --> 00:04:14,363          You know what?          102 00:04:14,397 --> 00:04:16,032          What the heck!          103 00:04:16,065 --> 00:04:17,867            (laughing)            104 00:04:20,703 --> 00:04:22,104      Papa needs a new van!       105 00:04:22,171 --> 00:04:23,572               Mm!                106 00:04:27,276 --> 00:04:29,211          - Kitty paws.                      - Mm hmm.             107 00:04:32,682 --> 00:04:34,750        - Two kitty paws!                   - (chuckles)           108 00:04:38,587 --> 00:04:40,122             Ho'leh!              109 00:04:40,189 --> 00:04:41,123           Agnes: Ooh!            110 00:04:41,190 --> 00:04:42,892             Ho'leh!              111 00:04:42,925 --> 00:04:46,028              I won!              112 00:04:46,062 --> 00:04:47,863      Five hundred thousand!      113 00:04:47,897 --> 00:04:49,298             Hot dog!             114 00:04:49,365 --> 00:04:53,102         Agnes: Sign it,                and I'll call it in.       115 00:04:53,135 --> 00:04:56,539       Just leave it here,            and the money will come.     116 00:04:56,572 --> 00:04:57,540             Whoooo!              117 00:04:57,573 --> 00:04:59,408          Laughingstick!          118 00:04:59,442 --> 00:05:00,810            (laughing)            119 00:05:02,411 --> 00:05:04,146     The fake ticket worked!      120 00:05:04,213 --> 00:05:05,414            (cackling)            121 00:05:05,448 --> 00:05:07,717         Can you believe                  that nut sack?!          122 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,652        That'll teach him                 to cancel bingo.         123 00:05:09,719 --> 00:05:11,754            (laughing)            124 00:05:11,787 --> 00:05:14,390                ♪                 125 00:05:14,423 --> 00:05:16,592        Kiss me, Creator.         126 00:05:16,625 --> 00:05:20,396   I just won 500,000 big ones    127 00:05:20,429 --> 00:05:22,498       from a Kitty Scratch             at the North Store!        128 00:05:23,499 --> 00:05:26,969   What am I gonna do with it?    129 00:05:27,002 --> 00:05:29,839     It's too early to tell.      130 00:05:29,905 --> 00:05:32,608      Why don't you call in,      131 00:05:32,641 --> 00:05:34,176         and tell me how                 you'd blow it all?        132 00:05:34,243 --> 00:05:35,411         (phone ringing)          133 00:05:35,444 --> 00:05:37,913    Hello, you're on the air.     134 00:05:37,947 --> 00:05:39,782   Rita: I'd get butt implants.   135 00:05:39,815 --> 00:05:41,350    I want the biggest cheeks              money can buy!          136 00:05:41,417 --> 00:05:43,018        A real two-seater.        137 00:05:43,085 --> 00:05:44,587            (sighing)                      Oh, Chickadee.          138 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:46,989     Roger: You do you, Rita.     139 00:05:47,022 --> 00:05:48,657              Rose?               140 00:05:48,691 --> 00:05:50,192  Chickadee left her bag behind,  141 00:05:50,259 --> 00:05:53,262    I'm gonna go drop it off.     142 00:05:53,295 --> 00:05:54,263              Rose?               143 00:05:54,296 --> 00:05:57,633        (RC truck humming)        144 00:05:57,666 --> 00:05:58,868           The 'fok'?!            145 00:05:58,934 --> 00:06:00,603         Out of the way,            (speaking Anishanaabemowin).   146 00:06:00,636 --> 00:06:02,171   - What do ya want, Beanpole?            - It's Mavis.           147 00:06:02,204 --> 00:06:04,840     I wanna rent the gym out            to race my RC car.        148 00:06:04,874 --> 00:06:05,875            Get lost!             149 00:06:05,941 --> 00:06:08,177          The gym is for                 community events.         150 00:06:08,210 --> 00:06:10,646           Well, I have                  a form right here.        151 00:06:10,679 --> 00:06:11,947        (RC truck humming)        152 00:06:11,981 --> 00:06:13,549     I'm not approving that!      153 00:06:13,616 --> 00:06:16,285        (RC truck humming,              Jo sighing angrily)        154 00:06:16,318 --> 00:06:17,520         Jo: Seriously?!          155 00:06:17,553 --> 00:06:20,456        (sighing angrily)         156 00:06:20,489 --> 00:06:21,857             What...?             157 00:06:23,859 --> 00:06:26,996          Kitty Scratch?          158 00:06:27,029 --> 00:06:29,999            (growling)                   That little shit!         159 00:06:30,032 --> 00:06:32,635        (RC truck humming)        160 00:06:40,209 --> 00:06:43,712                ♪                 161 00:06:43,746 --> 00:06:45,981      ♪ A beautiful thing ♪       162 00:06:46,015 --> 00:06:50,686                ♪                 163 00:06:50,719 --> 00:06:52,321            Hey, Dean.            164 00:06:52,354 --> 00:06:53,989          Tell me again,            how'd you find the strength    165 00:06:54,023 --> 00:06:55,257    to carry such a large man?    166 00:06:55,324 --> 00:06:56,492           Paul: Pssh!            167 00:06:56,525 --> 00:06:58,260       You don't even weigh            anything in the water!      168 00:06:58,327 --> 00:07:01,163         How do you think             boats do it, ya dumbass?     169 00:07:01,163 --> 00:07:05,334 Like I said. Something just came     over me, and I became...     170 00:07:05,334 --> 00:07:07,937           - Van Damme.              - Paul: Pfft, Van Damme?!     171 00:07:07,937 --> 00:07:09,905           More like...           172 00:07:09,905 --> 00:07:11,106           Canned ham!            173 00:07:11,106 --> 00:07:14,009    Hey, I'm telling you, bro.    174 00:07:14,009 --> 00:07:15,744 If someone shot a rocket at me,  175 00:07:15,744 --> 00:07:17,346        I'd do the splits                  right over it.          176 00:07:17,346 --> 00:07:18,481       Do the splits, then!       177 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:19,982      Come on, let's see you            do the splits, then!       178 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:21,617      Hey, Dean, let's watch        the video on the big screen.   179 00:07:21,617 --> 00:07:22,852              Yeah!               180 00:07:22,852 --> 00:07:24,353             Oh, huh!             181 00:07:24,353 --> 00:07:26,322          All talk about                  them splits, eh?         182 00:07:26,322 --> 00:07:28,390        - Thought so, huh!                  - Dean: Man!           183 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:30,960      - You look cool, dude.               - Thanks, bro.          184 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:31,994     (screaming and splashing                 from TV)             185 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:32,862   Paul: I can't move my legs!    186 00:07:41,070 --> 00:07:42,371     (screaming and splashing              Whatcha doin'?          187 00:07:42,404 --> 00:07:45,274    I thought, we haven't been          camping in a while,        188 00:07:45,307 --> 00:07:46,775    and I really missed that.     189 00:07:46,809 --> 00:07:48,077            - Get in.                 - But you hate camping.      190 00:07:48,110 --> 00:07:49,612            Last time,            191 00:07:49,645 --> 00:07:50,713     you set your bra on fire     192 00:07:50,746 --> 00:07:51,947          trying to kill               a tick off your back.       193 00:07:51,981 --> 00:07:53,315         No, no, I don't                   remember that.          194 00:07:53,382 --> 00:07:54,783        I have a picture.         195 00:07:57,119 --> 00:07:58,654    I told you to delete that!    196 00:07:58,721 --> 00:08:00,456       We're going camping!       197 00:08:00,489 --> 00:08:03,626       Get your little arse                in the truck!           198 00:08:03,659 --> 00:08:05,261     Come on, we'll have fun.     199 00:08:05,294 --> 00:08:12,268                ♪                 200 00:08:12,301 --> 00:08:13,569        (engine starting)         201 00:08:13,602 --> 00:08:15,604       (screaming from TV)        202 00:08:15,638 --> 00:08:16,906           Agnes: Dean!           203 00:08:16,939 --> 00:08:18,674         I saw the video!         204 00:08:18,741 --> 00:08:19,675               Ma!                205 00:08:19,742 --> 00:08:21,911        You saved my boy!         206 00:08:21,944 --> 00:08:25,014      - And you, the video.             - (Brady chuckling)        207 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,082       It has 300 watchings               on the internet.         208 00:08:27,116 --> 00:08:28,317        Paul: Pfft, as if.        209 00:08:28,350 --> 00:08:30,252         Nobody even uses              the internet anymore!       210 00:08:30,286 --> 00:08:31,253        Brady: Dean, Dean               the save'n machine!        211 00:08:31,287 --> 00:08:33,355    Check out these comments.     212 00:08:33,422 --> 00:08:35,257      - "Best rescue ever!"                - Paul: Pssh.           213 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:37,960       I've seen way better                   rescues.             214 00:08:37,993 --> 00:08:39,094     Dean: "This guy's water              karate sucks?!"          215 00:08:39,128 --> 00:08:40,863           - Agnes: Mm.                       - What?!             216 00:08:40,930 --> 00:08:42,331     Oh, wait till that hater               sees we made           217 00:08:42,364 --> 00:08:43,432        The Walking Eagle.        218 00:08:43,465 --> 00:08:44,667          (Agnes gasps)           219 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:46,802  The Walking Eagle News, what?!  220 00:08:46,835 --> 00:08:47,803       (laughing mockingly)       221 00:08:47,836 --> 00:08:49,138           Nobody reads                 newspapers anymore!        222 00:08:49,171 --> 00:08:50,773    Brady: Hey, hero discount              at the store.           223 00:08:50,806 --> 00:08:52,041            - Mm hmm.                  - Everything's on me!       224 00:08:52,107 --> 00:08:54,310            All right!            225 00:08:54,343 --> 00:08:55,477       Why is Dean getting                 all the credit          226 00:08:55,511 --> 00:08:56,779         when I'm the one              that almost drowned?!       227 00:08:56,812 --> 00:08:59,982       That's the water in              your brain talking.        228 00:09:00,015 --> 00:09:01,283               Ma!                229 00:09:01,317 --> 00:09:03,786      And don't try and use           that chair for sympathy.     230 00:09:03,819 --> 00:09:07,890         It was the nurse             that gave me this chair.     231 00:09:07,957 --> 00:09:09,525    I guess she's my new mom!     232 00:09:09,558 --> 00:09:11,026      (yelling and splashing                from phone)            233 00:09:11,060 --> 00:09:13,162       - Ah, look at Paul.                - (all laughing)         234 00:09:16,832 --> 00:09:19,969         Paul (echoing):                  Is my sub okay?          235 00:09:20,002 --> 00:09:22,204     Ma, this isn't the way.      236 00:09:22,237 --> 00:09:23,205               Ma.                237 00:09:23,238 --> 00:09:26,075       This isn't the way.        238 00:09:28,243 --> 00:09:29,678            Badlands?             239 00:09:29,712 --> 00:09:30,713            The fuck?             240 00:09:30,746 --> 00:09:32,915     You think I'm at risk?!      241 00:09:32,982 --> 00:09:34,850        Show you at risk.         242 00:09:34,883 --> 00:09:36,318         Don't you dare,          243 00:09:36,352 --> 00:09:39,221    little Miss Kitty Scratch!    244 00:09:39,254 --> 00:09:40,889              Shit.               245 00:09:43,392 --> 00:09:44,360         Paul: You wanted                to see us, Chief?         246 00:09:44,393 --> 00:09:47,663      What's with the sling?      247 00:09:47,696 --> 00:09:50,332     Dean was just real rough          with me in the water.       248 00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:53,669             This guy                  is a real drag, right?      249 00:09:53,702 --> 00:09:56,305   Drowner, more like a downer?   250 00:09:56,338 --> 00:09:57,506           - (laughing)                      - Totally.            251 00:09:57,539 --> 00:09:59,308      So, Dean, I don't know             if you know this,         252 00:09:59,341 --> 00:10:02,311     but this award has only          been given to two people     253 00:10:02,344 --> 00:10:04,179  in the history of Grouse Lake.  254 00:10:04,213 --> 00:10:05,214            The first             255 00:10:05,247 --> 00:10:07,082     fought in World War II.      256 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,817        The second was me!        257 00:10:08,851 --> 00:10:11,053       Because as you know,       258 00:10:11,086 --> 00:10:12,554          becoming chief                saved this community       259 00:10:12,588 --> 00:10:15,324      from a real bad vibe.       260 00:10:15,357 --> 00:10:16,859     For your act of heroism,     261 00:10:16,892 --> 00:10:18,727          this medallion          262 00:10:18,761 --> 00:10:21,397       now belongs to you.        263 00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:23,565      - (Dean gasps softly)                 - For saving           264 00:10:23,599 --> 00:10:26,068 - Captain Bums-Me-Out over here.         - Dean: Deadly!          265 00:10:26,101 --> 00:10:27,169     You gotta be kidding me.     266 00:10:27,202 --> 00:10:29,204            And Brady,            267 00:10:29,238 --> 00:10:32,374         for keeping calm            while filming the rescue,     268 00:10:32,408 --> 00:10:34,610       you put Grouse Lake                   on the map            269 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,245         by getting us in                 the illustrious          270 00:10:36,278 --> 00:10:38,547       Walking Eagle News.        271 00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:40,349            For that,                 you get a Witness Award.     272 00:10:40,382 --> 00:10:43,252           - Oh, cool!                 - Chief DeeDee: Yeah!       273 00:10:43,285 --> 00:10:45,421     Dean: Just think of it:      274 00:10:45,454 --> 00:10:47,456 Before, we were three nobodies.  275 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:50,693      Now, we're two heroes.      276 00:10:50,726 --> 00:10:52,628      This is some bullshit!      277 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,263    I actually have something              for you, Paul.          278 00:10:54,296 --> 00:10:56,198      This just came to me.       279 00:10:56,231 --> 00:10:59,568        Y'all are gettin'                a world premiere!         280 00:10:59,601 --> 00:11:02,071               Ahh!               281 00:11:02,104 --> 00:11:03,605              ♪ Dean                      is a real hero ♪         282 00:11:03,639 --> 00:11:05,708          ♪ It's true ♪           283 00:11:05,741 --> 00:11:07,276    He saved a real buzz kill.    284 00:11:07,309 --> 00:11:11,280           ♪ But was it               the right thing to do? ♪     285 00:11:11,313 --> 00:11:12,648             ♪ Oooooh                       ooo-ooo-oo ♪           286 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,083         Well I got a new                 favourite song.          287 00:11:14,116 --> 00:11:15,951         (guitar wailing)         288 00:11:15,984 --> 00:11:17,920         (guitar echoing)         289 00:11:17,953 --> 00:11:18,987            Oh great.             290 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,123    The skinny bunch is here.     291 00:11:21,156 --> 00:11:22,324        Well, well, well.         292 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:23,325         Look who it is.          293 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,127          Jo: Beanpole?           294 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,262         Is that you with                  a dreamcatcher          295 00:11:27,296 --> 00:11:29,331      cascading on the back                of your head?           296 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,934      Where's Gramps McKay,        I thought he was running this?  297 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,402     Well you thought stupid.     298 00:11:33,435 --> 00:11:35,003        He's away getting                his colon flushed.        299 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,338               Ew.                300 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:39,742       Welcome to Badlands.       301 00:11:39,775 --> 00:11:41,110        I am your leader,         302 00:11:41,143 --> 00:11:43,011      but think of me merely      303 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,613           as a conduit                   to the Creator.          304 00:11:44,646 --> 00:11:48,417       I will be giving you        your daily dose of vitamin C.   305 00:11:49,985 --> 00:11:51,453            FYI, the C                 stands for "Creator."       306 00:11:51,487 --> 00:11:53,655          (Jo grunting)                Real sacred, this one.      307 00:11:53,689 --> 00:11:55,991  Why you talking like that, Ma?  308 00:11:56,024 --> 00:11:57,860       You did this to us.        309 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,965         (coins rattling,             classical music playing)     310 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,002     (in posh voice): You're                listening to           311 00:12:07,035 --> 00:12:08,704     Moneybags in the muskeg.     312 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:12,274    I'm not saying I'm special              or anything,           313 00:12:12,307 --> 00:12:14,710       but most folks would             have quit their jobs       314 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,446      after winning 500 Gs,       315 00:12:17,479 --> 00:12:19,314     but not this ol' neech'.     316 00:12:19,348 --> 00:12:22,618     I coulda bought 17 ATVs,     317 00:12:22,651 --> 00:12:25,187     but I just got one van.      318 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:26,822         (phone ringing)                        Oh!                319 00:12:26,855 --> 00:12:28,624        We have a caller.         320 00:12:28,657 --> 00:12:29,691            Go ahead.             321 00:12:29,725 --> 00:12:32,728          You're on the                 air with Moneybags.        322 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:33,896    Rita: You get that money,                 or what?             323 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,531      I heard you don't even                have it yet.           324 00:12:35,564 --> 00:12:37,466          Not yet Rita.           325 00:12:37,499 --> 00:12:39,234       But don't you worry.       326 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:40,969        It's comin', baby.        327 00:12:41,003 --> 00:12:42,471      Rita: Well, if you're               taking requests,         328 00:12:42,504 --> 00:12:44,072           play Dean's                  rescue video, then.        329 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,176      I can't play a video,                    Rita.               330 00:12:47,209 --> 00:12:50,078          Rita: Mn'ehh!           331 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,079               Aho!               332 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,015      We are all here today                   as one,              333 00:12:53,048 --> 00:12:54,583       for the same reason:       334 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,718     To connect to the land.      335 00:12:56,752 --> 00:12:58,987       - Right sister, Jo?             - Don't you have some       336 00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:00,689     dinky cars to play with?     337 00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:02,391      Take me, for example:       338 00:13:02,424 --> 00:13:05,761    I got my nickname Beanpole       in cruelty many moons ago,    339 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,729  when I was but a skinny teen,   340 00:13:07,763 --> 00:13:09,865         like all of you,         341 00:13:09,898 --> 00:13:11,567        sitting before me.        342 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,536    Who gave me that nickname?    343 00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:17,506   She is with us here, today.    344 00:13:17,539 --> 00:13:19,708        Real long time ago              that was, Beanpole!        345 00:13:19,741 --> 00:13:22,010     That nickname was meant              to inflict pain.         346 00:13:22,044 --> 00:13:25,047        But I embraced it,                for the beanpole         347 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,915        supports the plant                  as it grows,           348 00:13:26,949 --> 00:13:28,951       just like I support            all of you beansprouts.      349 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:29,952         (flies buzzing)          350 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,053       Speaking of growth,        351 00:13:31,086 --> 00:13:33,922      our sister Jo gave me               a sacred wedgie          352 00:13:33,956 --> 00:13:35,724     from the four directions           at recess one time.        353 00:13:35,757 --> 00:13:37,926     (Jo and teens laughing)      354 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,428        We mustn't laugh.         355 00:13:39,461 --> 00:13:42,931    We must support Sister Jo              in her growth.          356 00:13:42,965 --> 00:13:44,600      Our ancestors will be          proud of you too one day,     357 00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:46,635     just as they are of me.      358 00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:48,403     (celestial music plays,               birds screech)          359 00:13:48,437 --> 00:13:50,439        (sighing heavily)         360 00:13:54,309 --> 00:13:55,944         (bird screeches)         361 00:13:56,979 --> 00:13:58,247       (breathing raggedly)       362 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,783    Paul needs the medallion.     363 00:14:01,817 --> 00:14:05,220             Paul...              364 00:14:05,254 --> 00:14:08,657       Loves the medallion.       365 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:11,793      (eerie music playing)       366 00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:14,096             Paul...              367 00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:18,300       Wants the medallion.       368 00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,635    (Indigenous music playing)    369 00:14:19,668 --> 00:14:21,236      (Paul growling softly)      370 00:14:21,270 --> 00:14:23,238 (Indigenous music intensifying)  371 00:14:23,272 --> 00:14:26,275            (growling)            372 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:35,651        (Indigenous music               intensifying, stops)       373 00:14:35,684 --> 00:14:37,319      Paul: Sweet dreams...       374 00:14:37,352 --> 00:14:41,957          My sweet hero.          375 00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:44,126             For now.             376 00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:46,962      (eerie music playing)       377 00:14:46,995 --> 00:14:48,363        (birds screeching)        378 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,831    Lean-tos will protect you     379 00:14:49,865 --> 00:14:52,301        from the elements                 out in the bush.         380 00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:53,635        Our white brothers                 like to think           381 00:14:53,669 --> 00:14:55,437     they came up with them,      382 00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:57,272          but our people                have been using them       383 00:14:57,306 --> 00:14:59,474    since "time and memorial."    384 00:14:59,508 --> 00:15:00,809             Now Jo,              385 00:15:00,842 --> 00:15:02,644       get up here and show              our future leaders        386 00:15:02,678 --> 00:15:04,813     how you would make one,           as an alleged leader.       387 00:15:04,846 --> 00:15:05,814            Jo: What?             388 00:15:05,847 --> 00:15:08,951           Just do it.            389 00:15:12,688 --> 00:15:13,689              What?!              390 00:15:13,722 --> 00:15:14,990         You're gonna use                   that branch?           391 00:15:15,023 --> 00:15:16,291              Yeah?               392 00:15:16,325 --> 00:15:17,826     That's fine if you want          the wind blowing on you      393 00:15:17,859 --> 00:15:19,027            all night.            394 00:15:19,061 --> 00:15:21,129       Ahh, is this a joke?       395 00:15:21,163 --> 00:15:23,231  You wouldn't survive one night       out here on your own!       396 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:26,068   Chickadee: Yo, is this what      it's supposed to look like?    397 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,302              Sick!               398 00:15:27,336 --> 00:15:29,037   That's the best, Chickadee.    399 00:15:29,071 --> 00:15:30,472        You're a natural.         400 00:15:30,505 --> 00:15:32,908 You could teach your dead weight        mum a few things.         401 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:36,411          Oh, fuck off.           402 00:15:37,679 --> 00:15:39,047       How long I gotta be        403 00:15:39,081 --> 00:15:40,182         doin' this for?          404 00:15:40,215 --> 00:15:41,850       'Til you get tired!        405 00:15:41,883 --> 00:15:43,585       Fok, boy, I'm tired.       406 00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,721      - What is this movie?        - Paul: Don't worry about it!   407 00:15:45,754 --> 00:15:49,024          How's that sub               sitting with you, heh?      408 00:15:49,057 --> 00:15:50,225  Starting to feel it now, man.   409 00:15:50,258 --> 00:15:53,895              Good.               410 00:15:53,929 --> 00:15:55,564  Mavis: You know, beansprouts.   411 00:15:55,597 --> 00:15:57,399  Just like me, the grouse is an      underestimated opponent.     412 00:15:57,432 --> 00:15:59,434           To hunt it,            413 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,003   you need to be stealth-like.   414 00:16:01,036 --> 00:16:02,004               Aho.               415 00:16:02,037 --> 00:16:03,372        (elastic twanging)        416 00:16:03,405 --> 00:16:04,840    It's also the dumbest bird              in the bush.           417 00:16:04,873 --> 00:16:06,041            It'll walk                    right up to you,         418 00:16:06,074 --> 00:16:07,676       and you can kick it                  in the face.           419 00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:09,678         (boys chuckling)         420 00:16:09,711 --> 00:16:11,913    I actually like this shit,    421 00:16:11,947 --> 00:16:13,782       and you two old bags               are ruining it.          422 00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:14,783      I get it, but can you                at least admit          423 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:15,951       how much she sucks?        424 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,386    Can you two just get along    425 00:16:17,419 --> 00:16:18,587    so we can kick some birds               in the face?           426 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:22,057       I'm sorry, Beanpole!       427 00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:25,127        Sorry Jo, can you                apologize louder?         428 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:29,097     Hey, you kids wanna hear      a funny story about Beanpole?   429 00:16:29,131 --> 00:16:30,899         Just let it go.          430 00:16:30,932 --> 00:16:32,701          No, I'm good.           431 00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:34,302        Once upon a time,         432 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,471    there was a little grouse                 who ate              433 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:39,107      too many bush berries             when she was a kid,        434 00:16:39,141 --> 00:16:41,643       and shit her pants,          right in front of everybody.   435 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,046         Funny thing is,           she kept the nickname Beanpole  436 00:16:44,079 --> 00:16:47,983       when "Drippy Gitch"              was just as popular.       437 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,418   At least I didn't get caught          kissing my cousin.        438 00:16:49,451 --> 00:16:50,952     He was my second cousin!     439 00:16:50,986 --> 00:16:52,754       Not the first time.        440 00:16:52,788 --> 00:16:55,257      Kids, this is actually           a good time to learn--      441 00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:58,427              Kids?               442 00:16:58,460 --> 00:16:59,728          (Ed splashing,                  gasping for air)         443 00:16:59,761 --> 00:17:01,329      I'm starting to cramp!      444 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,397            Real good!            445 00:17:02,431 --> 00:17:04,633      Help, I'm crampin' up!      446 00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:06,635    I'm comin' to save you Ed!    447 00:17:06,668 --> 00:17:07,969      Don't worry about it!       448 00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:09,137           (straining)            449 00:17:09,171 --> 00:17:10,505              Help!               450 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:11,907        - Don't drown yet!                    - Help!              451 00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:13,108        Paul: I'm coming!         452 00:17:13,141 --> 00:17:15,610        - Paul: I can't--              - Dean: I got you, Ed!      453 00:17:15,644 --> 00:17:17,145     - Van Damme's got this.                   - No!               454 00:17:17,179 --> 00:17:18,814              Nooo!               455 00:17:18,847 --> 00:17:20,782       No, don't save him!        456 00:17:20,816 --> 00:17:22,150         Anybody but you!         457 00:17:22,184 --> 00:17:24,086        No, let him drown!        458 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:25,487       Just let him drown!        459 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:29,491            Ahh, I was                 supposed to save him!       460 00:17:29,524 --> 00:17:30,992           (straining)            461 00:17:31,026 --> 00:17:32,627           I can't get                    out of my chair!         462 00:17:32,661 --> 00:17:33,995           I need help!           463 00:17:34,029 --> 00:17:36,364                ♪                 464 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,100           (crackling)            465 00:17:47,142 --> 00:17:48,477               Ah.                466 00:17:48,510 --> 00:17:50,145        God job, you kids!        467 00:17:50,178 --> 00:17:51,713         Yes, I'm hungry!         468 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,348             Beat it,                      both of youse.          469 00:17:53,381 --> 00:17:56,885    This entire trip, you two      have acted like little shits.   470 00:17:56,952 --> 00:18:00,122        You said Badlands            was to work on leadership.    471 00:18:00,155 --> 00:18:01,156     Well, we're telling you      472 00:18:01,189 --> 00:18:02,390        to lead yourselves                  outta here.            473 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:03,859        Get your own food.        474 00:18:03,892 --> 00:18:06,661      And good luck hunting         with your shit bush skills.    475 00:18:06,695 --> 00:18:08,697           Mavis: But--                        - Out.              476 00:18:14,436 --> 00:18:15,570     - Paul: Don't drown yet!               - Ed: Help!            477 00:18:15,604 --> 00:18:16,605         - Paul: Stop it!            - Dean: I've got you, Ed!     478 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,306           (splashing)                       Paul: No!             479 00:18:18,340 --> 00:18:19,975         Don't save him!          480 00:18:20,008 --> 00:18:21,676          Let him drown,                just let him drown!        481 00:18:21,743 --> 00:18:23,512 Ahh, I was supposed to save him! 482 00:18:23,578 --> 00:18:25,514            So, uh...             483 00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:26,615        Do I get an award,                    or what?             484 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,116               Ooh.               485 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,018         I feel that you              maybe should be charged      486 00:18:30,085 --> 00:18:31,419      with attempted murder!      487 00:18:31,453 --> 00:18:33,922         Wait, what, no!          488 00:18:33,955 --> 00:18:35,924              Uh...                        You know what,          489 00:18:35,957 --> 00:18:37,692  I'm gonna get outta your hair.  490 00:18:37,759 --> 00:18:38,927       You look super busy.                 (chuckling)            491 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,829       I'm gonna, I'm gonna             skedaddle, you know?       492 00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:42,264      I'm gonna go outside,       493 00:18:42,297 --> 00:18:44,533        jump on my skidoo,              and ske-de-de-daddle       494 00:18:44,599 --> 00:18:45,534      right on out of here.       495 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,135       That's what the kids                 are saying.            496 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,870  I'm pretty good with the youth         in this community.        497 00:18:48,937 --> 00:18:50,372       Is it hot in here?!        498 00:18:50,438 --> 00:18:51,439              Whoo!               499 00:18:51,473 --> 00:18:52,841           That's not,                not your fault, though.      500 00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:55,110      I'm not blaming chief            and council for that,       501 00:18:55,143 --> 00:18:56,111      you guys don't control                the weather.           502 00:18:56,144 --> 00:18:57,345   It's nice, perfect weather.    503 00:18:57,379 --> 00:18:58,380   I loooove chief and council,   504 00:18:58,446 --> 00:18:59,681 I voted for you guys two times.  505 00:18:59,714 --> 00:19:00,682  I'm not even allowed to vote!   506 00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:01,883          I don't know--          507 00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:03,385          Could you just             get the hell out of here?     508 00:19:03,451 --> 00:19:06,054               Yup.               509 00:19:08,823 --> 00:19:10,692          I'm starving.           510 00:19:10,725 --> 00:19:13,695              Here.               511 00:19:13,728 --> 00:19:15,730       Last of the berries.       512 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,838           Look, uh...            513 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,174       I'm sorry, Beanpole.       514 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,243              Mavis.              515 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:29,544          Whatever, Jo.           516 00:19:29,578 --> 00:19:31,513       If anything, we owe            an apology to the youth.     517 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:32,681         (flies buzzing)          518 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:33,815              Yeah.               519 00:19:33,848 --> 00:19:36,318          You're right.           520 00:19:36,351 --> 00:19:38,653            Let's go.             521 00:19:38,687 --> 00:19:42,023 Chickadee: Sterling, yesterday I  thought you were a skinny shit  522 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,725      who can't do nothin'.       523 00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:45,227   But now you're a skinny shit   524 00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:47,429      who can cook the shit               out of a grouse,         525 00:19:47,495 --> 00:19:48,830   and build a deadly lean-to.    526 00:19:48,863 --> 00:19:50,031             Thanks.              527 00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:53,001        And that goes for             the whole skinny bunch.      528 00:19:53,034 --> 00:19:54,369         Y'all did good.          529 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,537    I'm proud of you dipshits.    530 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,871    (imitating Beanpole): Aho!    531 00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:59,074          Look at that.           532 00:19:59,107 --> 00:20:00,242          I taught them                everything they know.       533 00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:01,943        (stomach gurgling)        534 00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:03,411               Ha!                535 00:20:03,445 --> 00:20:06,014     Looks like Drippy Gitch             is back in action!        536 00:20:06,047 --> 00:20:07,916    You ate the berries, too!     537 00:20:07,949 --> 00:20:09,451        (stomach gurgling)                    Oh shit.             538 00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:10,452       (stomachs gurgling)        539 00:20:10,518 --> 00:20:11,453           - Mavis: Ha!                    - Jo: Oh shit.          540 00:20:11,519 --> 00:20:14,022          Both: Oh shit!          541 00:20:14,055 --> 00:20:15,390       That's what you get!       542 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,792       (farting squeakily)        543 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,596        (hip-hop playing)         544 00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:23,131        ♪ Now we on top ♪         545 00:20:23,164 --> 00:20:26,968    (in posh voice): That was           "Count my Shoon-ia"        546 00:20:27,002 --> 00:20:28,803          by Mc Moon-ia.                  (phone ringing)          547 00:20:28,837 --> 00:20:31,840     And we have another fan                  waiting,             548 00:20:31,873 --> 00:20:33,975           so go ahead.           549 00:20:34,009 --> 00:20:36,478    You're on with Moneybags,                  bruh.               550 00:20:36,511 --> 00:20:39,381      Chickadee: Hey Roger,               it's Chickadee.          551 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,682   You didn't win the lottery,                 okay?               552 00:20:40,715 --> 00:20:43,718     The Kitty Scratch ticket               was a fake.            553 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:44,986            I made it.            554 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:46,154        Is that good, Mom?        555 00:20:46,187 --> 00:20:48,290       Jo: Say sorry, then.       556 00:20:48,323 --> 00:20:51,726     Chickadee: I am...sorry.     557 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,029               Fok!               558 00:20:54,062 --> 00:20:55,230             The van!             559 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:59,534              Damn!               560 00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:01,403            Unrelated,            561 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,872        why don't we open                 the phones here,         562 00:21:03,905 --> 00:21:06,141  and you can tell me how to get           out of a lease          563 00:21:06,174 --> 00:21:08,510        on a brand new van               you can't afford.         564 00:21:08,543 --> 00:21:09,878         (phone ringing)          565 00:21:09,911 --> 00:21:12,147            Go ahead.             566 00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:14,883           - You're on.                   - Dean: Hey man.         567 00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:18,320        Why don't you just                 torch it, bro?          568 00:21:18,353 --> 00:21:19,754           ♪ We came up                  from the bottom ♪         569 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:22,590        ♪ Now we on top ♪                 (We on top now!)         570 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,759    ♪ The hustle never stop ♪             (It never stop!)         571 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,428        ♪ I been grindin'                 I been workin' ♪         572 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,996             ♪ Money                     yeah I got a lot ♪        573 00:21:29,230 --> 00:21:30,398  (Got a lotta that, lotta that)  574 00:21:30,432 --> 00:21:32,033  ♪ Yeah we got a lot of that ♪   575 00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:33,735  ♪ We came up from the bottom ♪  576 00:21:33,768 --> 00:21:36,071        ♪ Now we on top ♪                 (We on top now!)         577 00:21:36,104 --> 00:21:38,406    ♪ The hustle never stop ♪             (It never stop!)         578 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,375        ♪ I been grindin'                 I been workin' ♪         579 00:21:40,408 --> 00:21:41,876             ♪ Money                     yeah I got a lot ♪        580 00:21:41,910 --> 00:21:44,245       (I got a lotta that,                 lotta that)            581 00:21:44,279 --> 00:21:46,114   ♪ Yeah we got a lotta that ♪   582 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,849   ♪ I am ahead of you lames ♪    583 00:21:47,882 --> 00:21:49,250         ♪ None of you'll                 ever get paid ♪          584 00:21:49,284 --> 00:21:51,353          ♪ Count on it                     every day ♪            585 00:21:51,386 --> 00:21:52,954        ♪ Can't get enough                 of the hate ♪           586 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,122        ♪ Can't get enough                 of that love ♪          587 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:55,423    ♪ And they show me respect    588 00:21:55,457 --> 00:21:56,458    ♪ When I roll on the rez ♪    589 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:57,726   ♪ Yeah smokin' the best uh ♪   590 00:21:57,759 --> 00:21:59,060         ♪ So high that ♪         591 00:21:59,094 --> 00:22:00,095  ♪ I'm over your head. Whoa! ♪   592 00:22:00,128 --> 00:22:01,296  ♪ Homie you ready for smoke? ♪