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               ♪                

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      - (metal clattering)      
        - Fuck's sakes!         

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      I'll remember that!       

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             Shit!              

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         (horn honking)         

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          Sorry Rita,           
      I missed your wave.       

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           Oh, that?            

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     I didn't even notice!      

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        Yeah, okay then,        
           take care!           

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         Okay, you too!         

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            See you.            

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       (engine departing)       

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               ♪                

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         ♪ 'Cause I can         
        love you Baby ♪         

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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               ♪                

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             Okay!              

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      I don't want anybody      
         fuckin' around         

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    when we get to Winnipeg!    

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             Yeah!              

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      We're goin' straight      
      to the Red River Ex.      

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        No bullshittin'!        

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    Sorry I'm a little late.    

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     Took you so long, man!     

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      Let's kick the tires      

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     - and light the fires!     
         - Can you not?         

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     I'm just havin' a day.     

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      I can't wait to get       
      to the deep fry pit.      

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           Last year,           
        they deep fried         

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 a whole jar of peanut butter.  

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     So what did you bring      
for the fry yourself truck, bro?

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            Nothin'.            
   I'm all about the feature.   

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     They're gonna deep fry     
       a whole milkshake.       

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       We're talkin' cup,       
          lid, straw,           

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     - um, the whole deal.      
      - That's risky, man.      

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   I've got this right here.    

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        Cheesecake, bro.        

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         That's money!          

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        What's goin' on,        
   how come we haven't left?!   

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  Oh, I was ironing my khakis.  

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          A Brady man,          
     you look freaked out.      

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        You doin' okay?         

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        Ah, I don't like        
       these old planes.        

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        Thing looks like        
      it's 100 years old!       

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      Ha, come on, Brady.       

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          Planes don't          
        have birthdays!         

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   Just don't be freaked out.   

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    I won't be freaked out.     

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    I took a sleeping pill.     

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   That's a weird move, man.    

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       Trip's only like,        
            an hour.            

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   What's up your arse, bro?    

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     You get to fly a plane     
        all damned day.         

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    You wouldn't understand,    
       you're just a kid.       

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            (scoffs)            
             As if.             

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           You're 30?           

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           Two words:           

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           Exfoliate.           

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        All right, then.        

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     What's the difference      
  between a TFSA and an RRSP?   

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      You don't pay taxes       
          on the TFSA.          

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             - Mm.              
      - But with an RRSP,       

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   you're locked the fuck in.   

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        Well, apologies         
         to you, ma'am.         

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           Nah, man.            

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      I'm hella flattered.      

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       All right, listen.       

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      If we're being real       
        with each other?        

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  I lost a shit-tonne of money  
   betting on the dog races,    

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   and if my wife finds out,    
      she's gonna kill me.      

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         I get it, man.         

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     Of course, you're 30.      

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   And if we're being honest    
        with each other?        

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     It's not even my wife      

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        that's the worst        
        of my problems.         

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       I got a dog bookie       
  who handles all my dog bets,  

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  and if he doesn't get paid--  

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  - He'll sic his dogs on you?  
            - Yeah.             

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          Been there.           

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  Paul: Hey, what's goin' on,   
  are we takin' off, or what?!  

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      Yeah, yeah, hang on!      

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   Here's what I'm thinkin':    

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   I'll place another dog bet   
        when we get over        

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   into the internet pocket,    
      right over barracks.      

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 The only way out of a gambling 
   slump is to keep gambling.   

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         Ah-- exactly!          

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    Go big or go home, bro!     

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       Oh, fuckin' right!       

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  Okay, ladies and gentlemen.   

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     One hour to Winnipeg,      

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           buckle up            
     and enjoy the flight.      

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             - Ah.              
             - Ah!              

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           Hey Brady!           

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           Cool kids            
       in the back seat!        

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     Yeah, I'm a cool baby.     

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             What?!             

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       - I'm not a baby.        
            - Okay.             

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          (chuckling)           

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       Just a head's up:        
          I talk a lot          

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           on planes.           

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         Rose hates it.         

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          Okay, great.          

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           Last time,           

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      she was sawin' logs       
        two minutes in.         

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  You're not gonna fall asleep  
       on me though, eh?        

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          No, no, I...          

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        I hate sleeping.        

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             Same!              
           (laughing)           

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    I wish I could skip it!     

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       Plus all the work        
         I have to do.          

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    Sorry, am I boring you?     

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      Oh, no, no, no, no,       
        that's my neck.         

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            I, uh...            

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          Was watching          
      a live tennis match.      

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        In Grouse Lake?         

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          Yep, mm hmm.          

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            Anyways.            

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           Last time            
       I took a day off,        

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  Chief Deedee bought a horse.  

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      I take one day off,       

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     and she buys a horse!      

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         What the heck          
         is goin' on?!          

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       It's like my bros        
        on W Street say:        

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      Buy low, sell high.       
   (phone chiming, chirping)    

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 We're in the internet pocket.  

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    Hold the yoke for a sec,    

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    - I'm gonna make a call!    
   - Fuckin' sick, for real?!   

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   Yeah, you got this, right?   
           You're 30!           

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         'Course, bro.          

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            Hello?!             

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           Yeah, hey!           
       Give me two grand        

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 - on Fast and the Furry Legs!  
     - Bookie: Two grand...     

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      Uh yeah, in the next      
        wiener dog race.        

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        - Bookie: Okay.         
          - Two grand?          

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     - Bookie: You got it.      
          - Yeah, why?          

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       How much you down?       

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          Twenty-five.          

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              Wow.              

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             Yeah.              

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  "Go big or go home," right?   

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       Yeah, put me down        
        for 25 grand...         

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  - Bookie: Twenty-five grand.  
         - On the Fast          

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      and the Furry Legs.       

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        (phone chiming)         

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       It's cousin Leon.        

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    He's at the fry barrel,     
          and he said           

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        it's the biggest        
      line he's ever seen.      

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           For real?!           
         Fuckin' Leon!          

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   I told you he's a scammer!   

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     I'll get him to buy us     
       three milkshakes,        

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 - just in case they sell out.  
         - He'd better.         

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         (phone chimes)         

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    Okay, he's gonna do it.     

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     But he needs 60 bucks.     

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     All right, all right.      

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         I'll send it!          

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       Can't wait to eat        
         that lid, bro.         

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          There, sent.          
       (exhales sharply)        

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    He'd better not fuck us.    

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        (phone buzzing)         
         He's calling!          

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         - What's up?!          
- Bookie: Sorry, man, you lost. 

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            - What?!            
   - Bookie: Yeah, you lost.    

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            - Fuck!             
        - Bookie: Yeah.         

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           He lost?!            

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- Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 
          - Holy shit!          

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            Nooo...!            

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          No, no, no!           

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            Nooo...!            

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           - Oh God!            
         - Harsh, bro.          

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      You just lost 50 Gs!      

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           (gasping)            

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     It's okay, it's okay.      

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     (laughing maniacally)      

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     It's okay, it's okay.      

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     It's okay, it's okay.      
       (exhales shakily)        

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    Oh, I haven't asked you     
        about you, yet!         

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    Is this your first time     
        going to the Ex?        

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        (yawning loudly)        

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     I'm not actually going     
           to the Ex.           

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            Why not?            

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   I have to go to Winnipeg.    

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   To sign my divorce papers.   

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        You're married?         

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           (snoring)            

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    Did you guys know Brady     
          was married?          

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           Nah, man.            

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              Nah!              

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       But I know he took       
        a sleeping pill.        

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    We should stick his hand    
         in some water          

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   until he pee-pees himself.   

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             - No!              
       - Two against one.       

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            Heather!            

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      Put that thing down!      

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    I thought we were trying    
      to work things out!       

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         We're cruising         
      at an altitude of...      

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      I don't know, fuck,       
       but it's awesome!        

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          Fifty grand.          

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           Like sand,           
       through my hands.        

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             Yeah.              

200
00:07:48,110 --> 00:07:50,746
      Would've been better      
 if you'd fucked with an RRSP.  

201
00:07:50,779 --> 00:07:51,981
         I mean, sure,          

202
00:07:52,047 --> 00:07:55,050
       it's a slow build,       
   but it's the safest gamble   

203
00:07:55,084 --> 00:07:56,452
          - out there.          
    - Yeah, but I don't want    

204
00:07:56,485 --> 00:07:57,887
           safe, man!           

205
00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:58,888
      I thought we were on      
         the same page!         

206
00:07:58,921 --> 00:08:01,123
          We are, bro!          

207
00:08:01,156 --> 00:08:02,725
        So you know what        
         I'm gonna say.         

208
00:08:02,758 --> 00:08:06,095
     That the only way out      
     is to bet my way out!      

209
00:08:06,128 --> 00:08:08,130
         Fuckin' right!         

210
00:08:08,163 --> 00:08:09,131
          So go back?           

211
00:08:09,164 --> 00:08:10,132
             Can I?             

212
00:08:10,165 --> 00:08:12,501
         In the pocket?         

213
00:08:12,568 --> 00:08:13,502
   Are we really doin' this?    

214
00:08:13,569 --> 00:08:15,237
    We're really doin' this.    

215
00:08:15,271 --> 00:08:16,405
           (cackling)           

216
00:08:16,438 --> 00:08:17,406
     (plane engine revving)     

217
00:08:17,439 --> 00:08:20,075
        Pilot: Woo-hoo!         
           (giggling)           

218
00:08:20,109 --> 00:08:21,911
        What the hell?!         

219
00:08:21,944 --> 00:08:23,646
     We're turning around?!     

220
00:08:23,679 --> 00:08:25,781
            We are?             

221
00:08:25,814 --> 00:08:27,516
      Oh-- we totally are!      

222
00:08:27,583 --> 00:08:29,952
         What the hell          
    are you doin' up there?!    

223
00:08:29,985 --> 00:08:33,255
 Don't mess with my milkshake!  

224
00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,528
    Pilot: Hello, everyone,     
  this is your captain saying   

225
00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:41,597
  there's going to be a slight  
   change in our flight path.   

226
00:08:41,664 --> 00:08:44,033
        We had to adjust        
 for a flock of birds up ahead. 

227
00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,534
        But don't worry,        
      we'll be in Winnipeg      

228
00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:46,569
      before you know it.       

229
00:08:46,602 --> 00:08:47,870
     I don't see any birds!     

230
00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:48,871
        We're gonna miss        
         the deep fry?          

231
00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,539
       We never miss it!        

232
00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:52,841
            Un-real.            

233
00:08:52,875 --> 00:08:54,410
    Did you know that I got     
        my first hickey         

234
00:08:54,443 --> 00:08:55,411
     from a grease splash?      

235
00:08:55,444 --> 00:08:58,614
        (phone chiming)         

236
00:08:58,681 --> 00:09:01,717
     Leon says his wife ate     

237
00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,553
    a deep fried milkshake,     
      and it was so good!       

238
00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:06,221
      She passed out, bro.      

239
00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:08,757
     I just wanna sit back      
and eat a deep fried milkshake, 

240
00:09:08,791 --> 00:09:10,759
       and then get sick,       

241
00:09:10,793 --> 00:09:12,027
      and then take a nap       
         under a bush.          

242
00:09:12,061 --> 00:09:13,395
      That's doing the Ex       
          Paul style!           

243
00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:15,731
        (phone chiming)         
           Leon says,           

244
00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,299
      "You guys should be       
          here by now!          

245
00:09:17,366 --> 00:09:19,401
     "What are you taking,      
 a plane, or a fuckin' turtle?" 

246
00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:21,070
       Leon needs to stop       
       running his mouth!       

247
00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,871
        (phone chiming)         

248
00:09:22,905 --> 00:09:24,540
    Leon says he's gonna eat    
     all three milkshakes,      

249
00:09:24,573 --> 00:09:26,875
      and go find the best      
           nap bush.            

250
00:09:26,909 --> 00:09:29,378
         Why aren't we          
       in Winnipeg yet?!        

251
00:09:29,411 --> 00:09:31,380
            Got it!             

252
00:09:31,413 --> 00:09:33,282
       So my bookie's at        
the Winnipeg Dog Show right now,

253
00:09:33,315 --> 00:09:35,250
   and they're about to call    
     the herding category.      

254
00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:37,620
   So it's down to a shepherd   
        named Schnitzel,        

255
00:09:37,653 --> 00:09:39,622
    or a collie named Betsy.    

256
00:09:39,655 --> 00:09:40,656
     He says that Schnitzel     
   looks good for it, though.   

257
00:09:40,723 --> 00:09:43,459
        - If it was me?         
            - Yeah.             

258
00:09:43,492 --> 00:09:45,060
        I'd go 50 grand         
        on the Schnitz.         

259
00:09:45,094 --> 00:09:47,830
            F-fifty?            

260
00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:49,765
           Holy shit.           

261
00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,667
        Holy shit, uh...        

262
00:09:51,734 --> 00:09:54,436
 - Fifty grand on the Schnitz!  

263
00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:56,605
     - Is that a question?      
  - No, that's not a question!  

264
00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:57,940
            - Okay?             
          - I want it!          

265
00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:00,142
          - (laughing)          
      - Yeah, 50, all in!       

266
00:10:00,175 --> 00:10:02,011
             Nice!              

267
00:10:02,077 --> 00:10:03,078
             Whoo!              

268
00:10:03,112 --> 00:10:04,113
    That was the biggest bet    
          I ever made.          

269
00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:05,247
             Nice.              

270
00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,516
       Woo-hoo, Schnitz,        
       don't fail me now!       

271
00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:09,952
            Heather!            

272
00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,121
      Put the thing down!       

273
00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:13,522
      It's a live animal.       

274
00:10:13,589 --> 00:10:15,491
         You don't know         
         how to use it.         

275
00:10:15,524 --> 00:10:16,859
   Are you guys hearing this?   

276
00:10:16,925 --> 00:10:19,094
        He's been saying        
   all sorts of crazy things.   

277
00:10:19,128 --> 00:10:20,095
            Heather,            
     put that critter down!     

278
00:10:20,129 --> 00:10:22,264
            Please!             

279
00:10:22,297 --> 00:10:24,099
           (groaning)           

280
00:10:24,133 --> 00:10:25,200
           You know,            
    if you talk to somebody     

281
00:10:25,267 --> 00:10:28,637
     when they're sleeping,     
        they'll answer.         

282
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,205
          Prank Wife!           

283
00:10:30,272 --> 00:10:31,607
         "Prank Wife?"          

284
00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:34,777
  Okay, I'm just gonna ask him  
    what we all wanna know!     

285
00:10:34,810 --> 00:10:37,312
             Brady?             

286
00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:40,516
    You said you're getting     
           divorced?            

287
00:10:40,549 --> 00:10:43,619
    - Is Heather your wife?     
             - Yes.             

288
00:10:43,652 --> 00:10:47,389
         What happened          
       to your marriage?        

289
00:10:47,456 --> 00:10:49,191
     She made prank videos      
        for her channel.        

290
00:10:49,224 --> 00:10:51,060
             Whoa!              

291
00:10:51,126 --> 00:10:52,728
        Is that what all        

292
00:10:52,795 --> 00:10:54,196
          the critters          
        are about, then?        

293
00:10:54,229 --> 00:10:56,398
            Heather,            

294
00:10:56,465 --> 00:10:58,067
      put the ferret down!      

295
00:10:58,133 --> 00:10:59,835
            Please!             

296
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,203
        It looks angry!         

297
00:11:01,236 --> 00:11:03,305
          Prank Wife!           

298
00:11:05,474 --> 00:11:07,576
        Man, somebody's         
      gotta look that up!       

299
00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:11,547
             Hello?             

300
00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:13,982
             What?              

301
00:11:14,016 --> 00:11:15,884
       (chatter on radio)       
              Yes!              

302
00:11:15,918 --> 00:11:17,352
              Yes!              

303
00:11:21,857 --> 00:11:24,493
             I won.             

304
00:11:24,526 --> 00:11:26,995
         I fucking won!         

305
00:11:27,029 --> 00:11:28,030
          (screaming)           

306
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,031
          Ohh my God!           

307
00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:32,534
         I fucking won,         
          oh my gosh!           

308
00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:33,535
             Yesss!             

309
00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:35,404
      I got it, I got it,       

310
00:11:35,437 --> 00:11:37,539
         check it out!          

311
00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:38,741
          Dean, Jesus!          

312
00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:40,743
        ...of a husband         
   is about to take a shower,   

313
00:11:40,776 --> 00:11:43,045
       and I'm gonna pour       
  a hot cup of coffee on him.   

314
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,713
          Prank Wife!           

315
00:11:46,281 --> 00:11:47,883
              Ooh!              

316
00:11:49,551 --> 00:11:52,020
        (Paul chuckling)        

317
00:11:52,054 --> 00:11:53,021
       (Brady shrieking)        

318
00:11:53,055 --> 00:11:54,890
     What is that, coffee?!     

319
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,725
      Don't forget to like      
         and subscribe!         

320
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,862
        Ah, Prank Wife!         

321
00:11:59,895 --> 00:12:01,964
        Shit, we're out         
         of the pocket!         

322
00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:03,732
         That's deadly,         
      his wife is Jackass!      

323
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,033
      I wanna watch more!       

324
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:07,803
        Hey, turn around        
     back into the pocket!      

325
00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,471
   Watch it when you get back   
          to Winnipeg!          

326
00:12:09,538 --> 00:12:10,906
        Nobody's turning        
       this plane around.       

327
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:14,409
        You know how you        
    take control of a plane?    

328
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,780
  You gotta Conair them, man.   

329
00:12:17,813 --> 00:12:20,816
           Are you...           

330
00:12:20,883 --> 00:12:21,917
   Gonna highjack this thing?   

331
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,252
          Hear me out!          

332
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:24,987
            So dude             

333
00:12:25,053 --> 00:12:27,055
         pulls a condom         
       out of his throat        

334
00:12:27,089 --> 00:12:29,057
       with lighter fluid       
      and matches inside,       

335
00:12:29,091 --> 00:12:32,561
   and he burns another bro.    

336
00:12:32,594 --> 00:12:33,829
         And then when          
        shit gets crazy,        

337
00:12:33,896 --> 00:12:36,131
       he hits a switch,        
        and it releases         

338
00:12:36,165 --> 00:12:38,167
        Cyrus the Virus.        

339
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:40,602
   And then Cyrus gets a gun,   

340
00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:42,671
         and he puts it         
      to the pilot's neck,      

341
00:12:42,738 --> 00:12:46,775
        and he tells him        
   to turn the plane around.    

342
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:49,611
        We're not doin'         
          any of that.          

343
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:54,349
   Man, I haven't had a cigar   
      since my first born.      

344
00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:56,285
       Oh, you got kids.        

345
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:57,486
           Yeah, man.           

346
00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:59,087
   My youngest just graduated   
          high school.          

347
00:12:59,121 --> 00:13:01,857
          - Congrats.           
    - Congrats to you, man!     

348
00:13:01,924 --> 00:13:03,091
              Mm.               

349
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:06,829
  Looks to me like you've got   
        a lucky pocket.         

350
00:13:06,862 --> 00:13:08,197
              Ooh.              

351
00:13:08,263 --> 00:13:09,364
        A lucky pocket.         

352
00:13:09,431 --> 00:13:12,134
          So what, uh,          
        you're even now?        

353
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,203
             Yeah.              
       (clearing throat)        

354
00:13:14,269 --> 00:13:15,304
       And it feels good.       

355
00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,639
             Yeah.              

356
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:19,474
      Being even is cool.       

357
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:20,809
              Mm.               

358
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,978
        But bein' up...         

359
00:13:25,948 --> 00:13:27,683
       ...is even cooler.       

360
00:13:27,716 --> 00:13:30,652
           Oh, shit!            

361
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,955
    Are we really goin' back    
     into my lucky pocket?      

362
00:13:32,988 --> 00:13:34,957
   Startin' to feel like it!    

363
00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:38,293
         It is startin'         
        to feel like it!        

364
00:13:38,327 --> 00:13:40,295
            Oh shit.            

365
00:13:40,329 --> 00:13:44,533
     - I'm really doin' it!     
- Yeah, you really are doin' it!

366
00:13:44,566 --> 00:13:47,202
           Shh, shh.            

367
00:13:47,236 --> 00:13:49,805
   Uh hey, just a quick note    
       from the cockpit,        

368
00:13:49,838 --> 00:13:53,675
      um, looks like a lot      
      of troubling weather      

369
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,344
       and... turbulence        
           up ahead.            

370
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:59,381
        But don't worry,        
     it's... I-- I see it.      

371
00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:00,916
          Don't do it.          

372
00:14:00,983 --> 00:14:01,917
        Don't you do it,        

373
00:14:01,984 --> 00:14:05,888
         don't you turn         
       this plane around!       

374
00:14:05,921 --> 00:14:07,389
     He's fuckin' doin' it!     

375
00:14:07,422 --> 00:14:09,558
      So my husband Brady       
       is the internet's        

376
00:14:09,591 --> 00:14:10,859
      favourite dumb ass.       

377
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,761
     I'm gonna straight up      
    throw this chair at him     

378
00:14:12,828 --> 00:14:13,762
    when he's in the shower.    

379
00:14:13,829 --> 00:14:15,397
          Prank Wife!           

380
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:20,402
          Brady: Oof!           
    (coughing and groaning)     

381
00:14:20,435 --> 00:14:22,537
      Oh, I got his balls.      

382
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:24,606
           (laughing)           
          Prank Wife!           

383
00:14:27,776 --> 00:14:29,544
       (Heather laughing)       

384
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:30,545
          Poor thing.           

385
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,247
           (snoring)            

386
00:14:34,049 --> 00:14:35,517
             Dean,              

387
00:14:35,550 --> 00:14:36,551
   let's do the Conair thing.   

388
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,420
          - Yes, guy!           
     - So what's the plan,      

389
00:14:38,453 --> 00:14:39,421
        what's your gun?        

390
00:14:39,454 --> 00:14:42,024
       - I got cheesecake       
          right here.           

391
00:14:42,057 --> 00:14:45,894
        Is it in a box,         
      or is it all loose?       

392
00:14:48,196 --> 00:14:49,965
         Well, a bag's          
       as good as a box?        

393
00:14:50,032 --> 00:14:52,200
         So it's loose.         

394
00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:54,269
     Yeah, I brought loose      
          cheese cake.          

395
00:14:54,303 --> 00:14:55,804
         How many times         
       do I gotta say it?       

396
00:14:55,871 --> 00:14:58,073
   - What are we doin', here?   
       - Doesn't matter.        

397
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,241
       I want you to grab       
     a clump of that shit,      

398
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,743
          stick it up           
      to the pilot's face,      

399
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,946
          and make him          
    turn this plane around.     

400
00:15:03,979 --> 00:15:06,415
      Let's fuckin' do it!      

401
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:07,816
         Okay, got it!          

402
00:15:07,883 --> 00:15:09,618
   Okay, so my bookie's at a    
        casting session         

403
00:15:09,651 --> 00:15:11,320
  - for a dog food commercial.  
      - Buddy gets around.      

404
00:15:11,386 --> 00:15:12,621
        Pfft, I'll say.         

405
00:15:12,654 --> 00:15:14,723
       Says it's between        
   a Chihuahua named Charlie,   

406
00:15:14,756 --> 00:15:16,124
    and a mutt named Sweats.    

407
00:15:16,158 --> 00:15:18,093
     Says they always bring     
  a mutt in at the call backs,  

408
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,228
   just to show that they're    
   open minded or something,    

409
00:15:20,262 --> 00:15:21,496
    but they never actually     
         pick the mutt.         

410
00:15:21,563 --> 00:15:23,165
          Sounds like           
       an easy bet to me.       

411
00:15:23,231 --> 00:15:24,766
             Right?             

412
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,934
       So, the Chihuahua?       

413
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,636
     What do you think, 50?     

414
00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:31,006
  Nah, we've already done 50.   

415
00:15:31,073 --> 00:15:33,442
           A hundred?           

416
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:36,912
    Go big or go home, bro.     

417
00:15:36,945 --> 00:15:38,814
         Oh, I'm really         
         gonna do this.         

418
00:15:38,847 --> 00:15:40,182
       Lucky pocket, bro!       

419
00:15:40,248 --> 00:15:42,918
       A hundred thousand       

420
00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:46,088
   on Charlie the Chihuahua.    

421
00:15:46,121 --> 00:15:47,823
          (chuckling)           

422
00:15:47,856 --> 00:15:49,324
      - Whoa, whoa, whoa!       
   - Turn this plane around,    

423
00:15:49,358 --> 00:15:52,594
    and take us to Winnipeg,    
     or this pilot gets it!     

424
00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:57,265
           Chickadee?           

425
00:15:57,299 --> 00:15:59,301
             'Sup.              

426
00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:03,572
          Just chill,           
     be cool, man, be cool.     

427
00:16:03,605 --> 00:16:05,040
     Just don't do anything     
   that you're gonna regret.    

428
00:16:05,073 --> 00:16:06,775
   We need to be in Winnipeg    
        half an hour ago        

429
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,010
    for the damn milkshakes!    

430
00:16:08,043 --> 00:16:09,177
         Now turn this          
     old ass plane around!      

431
00:16:09,211 --> 00:16:10,545
       Okay, okay, okay!        

432
00:16:10,579 --> 00:16:12,781
       - Turn it around.        
      - (engine puttering)      

433
00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:14,516
           Chickadee:           
             Shit!              

434
00:16:14,549 --> 00:16:15,550
            - Uh...             
          - Pilot: Ah!          

435
00:16:15,584 --> 00:16:17,185
   It says we're out of gas?    

436
00:16:17,219 --> 00:16:18,553
            Oh shit!            

437
00:16:18,587 --> 00:16:20,889
     Paul: I don't feel us      
            landing!            

438
00:16:20,922 --> 00:16:25,193
      It uh, it looks like      
    the safest spot to land     

439
00:16:25,227 --> 00:16:27,863
          would be...           

440
00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:29,431
          Grouse Lake.          

441
00:16:29,464 --> 00:16:30,432
          Paul: What?!          

442
00:16:30,465 --> 00:16:31,533
        Did he just say         
         Grouse Lake?!          

443
00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:33,235
           (groaning)           

444
00:16:33,268 --> 00:16:36,471
     I can't believe this!      

445
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:39,207
        (phone chiming)         

446
00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:40,375
           It's Leon!           

447
00:16:40,409 --> 00:16:43,045
     He sent a voice memo.      

448
00:16:43,078 --> 00:16:45,080
      Milkshakes sold out,      
           fat necks!           

449
00:16:45,113 --> 00:16:47,282
        I'll be dreamin'        
        about you losers        

450
00:16:47,315 --> 00:16:49,918
       while I'm nappin'        
      in some prime bush.       

451
00:16:49,951 --> 00:16:52,120
            It's...             

452
00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:53,588
             Over.              

453
00:16:55,824 --> 00:16:57,059
     It's never over, bro.      

454
00:16:57,092 --> 00:16:58,827
     We got our own barrel!     

455
00:16:58,894 --> 00:16:59,995
          Let's go to           
        the North Store,        

456
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,830
      we'll get a buttload      
         of canola oil,         

457
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,765
       and we'll fry this       
          in the yard.          

458
00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:05,967
       You wanna deep fry       

459
00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:08,303
        that old, dirty,        
       loose cheesecake?        

460
00:17:08,336 --> 00:17:10,505
          Bag and all.          

461
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:11,606
    You want some deep fried    
           backpack?            

462
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:12,641
         For honestly?          

463
00:17:12,674 --> 00:17:14,342
           Yeah, man.           

464
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,978
        As it turns out,        

465
00:17:17,012 --> 00:17:19,915
        we never needed         
        to go anywhere.         

466
00:17:19,948 --> 00:17:21,950
         The fry barrel         
   was in us the whole time.    

467
00:17:25,153 --> 00:17:26,321
    Paul: That's beautiful.     

468
00:17:26,354 --> 00:17:28,990
          Dean: Yeah!           

469
00:17:29,024 --> 00:17:31,660
       Brady: Hey, sorry        
  I fell asleep on you there.   

470
00:17:31,693 --> 00:17:33,261
      How was your flight?      

471
00:17:33,295 --> 00:17:36,665
        Good, actually.         

472
00:17:36,698 --> 00:17:38,300
         I didn't think         
        about work once.        

473
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,103
      Are we in Winnipeg?!      

474
00:17:41,136 --> 00:17:43,839
     No, we're almost back      
        in Grouse Lake.         

475
00:17:43,872 --> 00:17:46,108
      Did I sleep through       
        the whole trip?         

476
00:17:46,141 --> 00:17:47,976
       It's a long story.       

477
00:17:48,009 --> 00:17:50,679
       Hey, I didn't talk       
      in my sleep, did I?       

478
00:17:50,712 --> 00:17:52,447
      Sometimes I do that.      

479
00:17:52,481 --> 00:17:54,382
   No, you didn't say a word.   

480
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,718
           Ah, phew!            

481
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,854
        (phone chiming)         

482
00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:03,325
             Fuck!              

483
00:18:03,358 --> 00:18:04,459
   Deedee bought a new horse!   

484
00:18:04,493 --> 00:18:06,661
        (phone buzzing)         

485
00:18:10,332 --> 00:18:13,835
             Hello?             

486
00:18:13,869 --> 00:18:16,037
            Sweats!             

487
00:18:16,071 --> 00:18:17,506
             What?              

488
00:18:17,539 --> 00:18:19,207
         They went with         
       the fucking mutt.        

489
00:18:24,579 --> 00:18:27,883
         They never go          
     with the fucking mutt!     

490
00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:31,686
  (sobbing) They never go with  
      the fucking... mutt!      

491
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,855
       I'll just go ahead       
      and land this thing.      

492
00:18:33,889 --> 00:18:35,557
        (Pilot sobbing)         

493
00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:39,394
   Chickadee: Yeah, land-ho,    
            bitches!            

494
00:18:39,427 --> 00:18:41,363
     That was so sick, man!     

495
00:18:41,396 --> 00:18:42,831
     Thanks for letting me      
        take the wheel.         

496
00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:45,667
        My life is over.        

497
00:18:47,035 --> 00:18:49,070
      Between my wife and       

498
00:18:49,104 --> 00:18:51,706
         my dog bookie,         

499
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:53,408
     shit, I'm a dead man.      

500
00:18:54,442 --> 00:18:55,410
           Hey, man.            

501
00:18:55,443 --> 00:18:58,213
  Here's what you're gonna do:  

502
00:18:58,246 --> 00:19:00,782
      You're gonna gas up       
         this tin can,          

503
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,717
        you're gonna fly        
      as north as you can,      

504
00:19:02,751 --> 00:19:04,519
      and don't turn back.      

505
00:19:06,755 --> 00:19:09,424
    You're a ghost now, bro.    

506
00:19:13,828 --> 00:19:15,931
       My YouTube channel       
        has proven to be        

507
00:19:15,964 --> 00:19:18,266
    too much of a challenge     
        for my marriage,        

508
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,769
         so after some          
        couples therapy,        

509
00:19:20,802 --> 00:19:22,571
  I've taken a long, hard look  
   at what's important to me,   

510
00:19:22,604 --> 00:19:24,306
     and that's my husband.     

511
00:19:24,339 --> 00:19:25,907
          I love him,           

512
00:19:25,941 --> 00:19:29,077
       and I have to stop       
        terrorizing him.        

513
00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:30,979
    Just kidding. (laughing)    

514
00:19:33,348 --> 00:19:36,184
       (animal squeaking)       

515
00:19:37,419 --> 00:19:38,653
      Totally gonna throw       
          this ferret           

516
00:19:38,687 --> 00:19:40,755
at him when he's in the shower. 

517
00:19:40,789 --> 00:19:42,490
 (ferret chattering, snarling)  

518
00:19:45,627 --> 00:19:46,761
      Brady: Ah, a ferret!      

519
00:19:46,795 --> 00:19:47,762
          (shrieking)           

520
00:19:47,796 --> 00:19:49,030
          Prank Wife!           

521
00:19:49,097 --> 00:19:51,533
      Brady: I thought we       
   were gonna work this out!    

522
00:19:54,669 --> 00:19:56,171
   Well, are you gonna get it   

523
00:19:56,204 --> 00:19:57,439
          outta here?!          

524
00:19:57,472 --> 00:19:58,974
        What the fuck?!         

525
00:20:01,176 --> 00:20:04,112
     Ah! I want a divorce!      

526
00:20:04,145 --> 00:20:06,014
    ("Close As She Wants Me"    
     by Pima Express plays)     

527
00:20:06,047 --> 00:20:08,850
  ♪ Yes I can love you baby ♪   

528
00:20:08,883 --> 00:20:13,188
       ♪ All night long ♪       

529
00:20:13,221 --> 00:20:16,825
♪ I could give you everything ♪ 

530
00:20:16,858 --> 00:20:19,127
        ♪ That you want         
    Just look into my eyes ♪    

531
00:20:25,066 --> 00:20:27,002
  ♪ And you can see my love ♪   

532
00:20:28,069 --> 00:20:30,038
  ♪ Yes I can love you baby ♪