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               ♪                

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   There it is, right there.    

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     Hiding in plain sight.     

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           Wait, mah?           

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That's one of those robo mooses.

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 Roger: That moose narc Penner  
      must'a put it here.       

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          He's keeping          
     his greasy eye on us.      

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        Fuckin' Penner.         

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               ♪                

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        Fuckin' Penner.         

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I know you're watching, Penner. 

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   Can't fool Laughingstick.    

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      - Fuck you, Penner.       
      - Fuck you, Penner.       

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        Your laws don't         
      work out here on us.      

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        I'm Martin Tuguy        
       with the weather,        

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   looks like we have a 100%    
  chance of, fuck you, Penner.  

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       Fuck you, Penner.        

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     I have a better idea.      

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     All: Fuck you, Penner!     

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           (sobbing)            

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     Penner, you still up?      

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   They told me to fuck off,    
         so many times.         

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          Oh, Penner,           

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          you are such          
        a little bitch.         

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           (sighing)            

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           But they--           

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       Fuck you, Penner.        

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 ♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪  

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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               ♪                

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            Oh, hey.            

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       Guess who I saw at       
     the North Store today.     

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          Ducky McKay.          
   I hear she's single again.   

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     Really? You know what      
  they say about Ducky McCay.   

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       Both: You only get       
   one shot with Ducky McKay.   

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     Word is on the street      
   she gave me a hickey once.   

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          And by that           
     you mean you're lying?     

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  You can't believe everything  
    you hear on the street.     

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          Fuckin' guy.          

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            Oh, hey.            
   Your Mom dropped this off.   

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       Says she won it in       
     a card game at Rita's.     

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              Wow.              

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         Doug Swaggers?         

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               ♪                

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   Voiceover: 2 rough 4 life.   

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              Wow!              

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    Hey, beautiful day, huh?    

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            Sure is.            

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         How's things?          
You back with Paul yet or what? 

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   None of your business, Ed.   

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I remember when I was your age, 
   dating was way different.    

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        You had to bring        
     a fish to her father.      

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      The bigger the fish,      
    the more he trusted you.    

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   What?! There's no coffee?!   

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         How could you          
      let this happen, Jo?      

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     Beat it, Ed, ya mooch.     

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Ho'leh, someone needs a coffee. 

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We had tons of coffee yesterday.

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       Well, it was gone        
        when I got here.        

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   What the hell is going on?   

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      How are we supposed       
      to get anything done      

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  with no coffee around here?   

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I got what you need, right here.

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       What the hell are        
    you talking about, Lips?    

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   It's called Shapeshifter.    

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     It's like one of them      
  energy drinks. All natural.   

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 It's an old trapper's recipe.  

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        My grandpa drank        
       a bunch one time,        

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        ended up having         
       dinner with Sabe.        

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           (groaning)           

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      Go on, have some...       

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        Hard pass, Lips.        

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      I guess I'll just go      
     get some coffee then,      

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        unless you were         
     gonna get some, Rose?      

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  Never mind then, I'll do it.  

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     Let me come with you.      
 Coffee doesn't just disappear. 

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          This is now           

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    an active investigation.    

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               ♪                

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   Voiceover: Doug Swaggers.    

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               ♪                

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      Voiceover: Oh, yeah.      

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     ♪ Walking this stride      
       shoes on murder ♪        

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  ♪ Outfit so fresh I'm like,   
      "Look no further" ♪       

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           Voiceover:           
        Go get it, boss.        

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         Lookin' good.          

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       Lookin' real good.       

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        ♪ I am who I am,        
    and you is who you is ♪     

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    ♪ Let my fans in between    
   both coasts, let me live ♪   

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     ♪ All across the maps,     
    my raps is body movin' ♪    

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♪ Yeah, this act can act stupid 
 let's now come out and unit ♪  

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     ♪ I'm here fine-tuning     
        even though... ♪        

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             What?              
           (groaning)           

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         Doug Swaggers!         

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           (groaning)           

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     ♪ Let me speak my shit     
        on this M-I-C ♪         

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      ♪ Until you believe       
     every word I breathe ♪     

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         You know what?         

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  It's in God's hand now, son!  

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   Hey, Jo. What's going on?    
   Tell her, "Good morning."    

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          Didn't think          
     I'd see you here, Jo.      

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   No. Just be normal, Brady.   
           Be normal.           

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 Top o' the morning to ya, Jo.  

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        What's going on?        

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Where the hell's all the coffee?

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      Yeah! What she said!      
         Where is it?!          

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        I'll be bad cop.        

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    Some teens came in here     
 and bought up all the coffee.  

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Were the teens skinny perchance?

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   You could say that. Yeah.    

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They didn't have money so I let 
  them put it all on layaway.   

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  So you're saying the skinny   
   bunch took all the coffee?   

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       The plot thickens!       

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    Hey, I like thick plots.    

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               ♪                

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           Hey, Paul.           

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           Come 'ere.           

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  Oh, hey there, Ducky McKay.   

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          Nice jeans.           

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        So, is it true?         

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    Are you 2 rough 4 life?     

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I barely recognize you in those.

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          Are those--           

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       Um, Doug Swaggers?       

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           Yeah, man.           

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    You know what? I'm done     
   watching my niece at 3:00.   

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      Why don't you bring       
      those jeans by later      

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        and maybe we can        

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      Tremors 7 and chill.      

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I could move some things around.

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               ♪                

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   Voiceover: Doug Swaggers.    

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You guys lookin' for the coffee?

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       Well, if it isn't        
       the skinny bunch.        

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         That's right.          

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  You're in over your scrawny,  
         little heads.          

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    Just give us our coffee.    

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     You know what we want.     

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        I really don't.         

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      The exercise machine      
     Chief Deedee promised      

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     to get us months ago.      
          We need it!           

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   Look at how skinny we are!   

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         He's so skinny         
   he can't even wear a belt!   

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  We're tired of being skinny   

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        and we're tired         
      of being picked on.       

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          That's sad,           
   but Chief Deedee promised    

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  to get that for you, not me.  

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    Just give us the coffee.    

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        Not until we get        
     the exercise machine.      

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   I hate to break it to you,   

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     but I don't negotiate      
       with skinny teens.       

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     Then you brought this      
 on yourself. Let's roll boys.  

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 What the hell are they up to?  

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  Ooh, I'm gonna put on a suit  
   and show them what's what.   

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          Relax, Lips.          

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  I'm too tired for whatever's  
   coming out of those lips.    

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       Still plenty left.       

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         Get that dusty         
     rat piss out of here.      

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            Come on.            

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               ♪                

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          Hey, Paulie.          

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          Come on up.           

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           No steps?            

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       Yeah, I sold them.       

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 You sold your steps for money? 

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     Mm-hm. Someone made me     
  an offer I couldn't refuse.   

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     Who sells their steps?     

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        Anyway, hop up.         

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    I got like six pounds of    
 frozen egg rolls in the oven.  

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       I love egg rolls.        

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           Hey, uh...           

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I actually came here to tell you

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         I think things         
      are moving too fast       

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    and we maybe we need to     
 pump the brakes a little bit.  

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             What?              

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   You came all the way over    
   here just to tell me that?   

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          (chuckling)           

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  Is this 'cause of the steps?  

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 Is the porch too high for you? 

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  I can get up on your porch,   
         that's not it.         

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        Then what is it?        

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 I'm just feeling real tradish. 

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   If we're gonna be a thing,   

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       I need permish...        

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  ...from my mom, 'cause she's  
     basically the commish.     

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    I'm sorry, I have to get    
     permission from Agnes      

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  to go out with a grown man?   

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         Look into it.          

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Are you sure it's not the steps?

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               ♪                

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    There wasn't even coffee    
      in the school, Lips.      

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     Why'd you think that?      

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         I don't know,          
    because kids are hyper?     

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      Jo: What the fuck?!       

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       This is personal.        

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      It's not coming off!      
      It's not coming off!      

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          Give me that          
     dusty ol' butt-water.      

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           (snarling)           

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          (screeching)          

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        Let's get those         
     fuckin' skinny teens!      

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               ♪                

202
00:09:42,424 --> 00:09:45,094
   These Swaggers fucked me!    

203
00:09:45,094 --> 00:09:46,161
       They're too tight.       

204
00:09:46,161 --> 00:09:48,263
       I couldn't get up        
     on her porch in these      

205
00:09:48,263 --> 00:09:49,765
  because she sold her steps!   

206
00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:53,769
      Oh, there goes your       
   one shot with Ducky McKay.   

207
00:09:53,769 --> 00:09:55,638
        (phone ringing)         

208
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:56,872
          It's Ducky!           

209
00:09:58,340 --> 00:10:02,111
     Hello. Sagatay Lodge,      
   General Manager speaking.    

210
00:10:02,111 --> 00:10:03,545
          Ducky: Paul?          

211
00:10:03,545 --> 00:10:04,546
          Hey, Ducky.           

212
00:10:04,546 --> 00:10:05,814
  Ducky: So I called your mom.  

213
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:09,051
    Yeah, she didn't seem to    
   know about the tradition,    

214
00:10:09,051 --> 00:10:11,453
        but she give us         
   her blessing to hang out.    

215
00:10:11,453 --> 00:10:13,288
       Isn't that sweet?        

216
00:10:13,288 --> 00:10:15,057
Ducky: So if that's all it was, 

217
00:10:15,057 --> 00:10:16,725
          why don't we          
     give it another shot?      

218
00:10:16,725 --> 00:10:19,228
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was all. 

219
00:10:19,228 --> 00:10:21,497
         Ducky: Great.          
 Then come by for supper later. 

220
00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:22,765
             Great.             

221
00:10:25,901 --> 00:10:28,504
  What the fuck am I gonna do?  

222
00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:31,607
   Well, if there's one thing   
   I learned from hanging out   

223
00:10:31,607 --> 00:10:32,941
      with pregnant women,      

224
00:10:32,941 --> 00:10:35,344
       there's a million        
     ways to stretch jeans.     

225
00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,481
           (grunting)           

226
00:10:39,481 --> 00:10:41,050
           Oh, yeah!            

227
00:10:41,050 --> 00:10:42,251
             Whoo.              

228
00:10:42,251 --> 00:10:44,586
           Hey, man.            
  That's the important parts.   

229
00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:47,823
               ♪                

230
00:10:47,823 --> 00:10:50,893
      ♪ ...To rise again ♪      

231
00:10:50,893 --> 00:10:54,029
      ♪ I've beaten things      
  that beat the best of men ♪   

232
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:55,597
           (barking)            

233
00:10:55,597 --> 00:10:57,766
  ♪ Nothing can slow me down ♪  

234
00:10:57,766 --> 00:10:58,767
      ♪ Or make me stop ♪       

235
00:10:58,767 --> 00:11:00,102
           (grunting)           

236
00:11:00,102 --> 00:11:01,503
        ♪ 'Cause nothing        
     can stand in my way ♪      

237
00:11:01,503 --> 00:11:03,305
   Yeah, I'm not doing that.    

238
00:11:03,305 --> 00:11:04,707
      The jeans are fine.       

239
00:11:07,509 --> 00:11:09,011
  Well, go fuck yourself then.  

240
00:11:09,011 --> 00:11:12,948
        Jo: Hey, Roger.         
     Quit hoggin' the jug!      

241
00:11:17,352 --> 00:11:18,721
           (groaning)           

242
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:21,790
 So, you know the plan, right?  

243
00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:24,026
          Scare these           
     skinny teens straight      

244
00:11:24,026 --> 00:11:27,763
and then we get all the coffee. 

245
00:11:27,763 --> 00:11:29,431
   Lips: Yeah, and I'll scare   
       them with my suit.       

246
00:11:29,431 --> 00:11:32,067
   Shut your lie-hole, Lips.    

247
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:35,204
Don't worry about it. I got it. 

248
00:11:37,139 --> 00:11:39,274
    That was Chimm Chimmers     
       and her hit song,        

249
00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:42,678
          "Baby's Got           
     a New Pair of Crocs."      

250
00:11:42,678 --> 00:11:45,914
So, I just got word that there's

251
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:49,151
a new big, big, big shipment of 

252
00:11:49,151 --> 00:11:50,586
coffee down at the North Store. 

253
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:54,022
   So if you're a skinny teen   
 trying to hold people hostage  

254
00:11:54,022 --> 00:11:58,761
       by taking it all,        
   well, it's not gonna work.   

255
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,395
       And you know what        
      I'm in the mood for?      

256
00:12:00,395 --> 00:12:04,266
       Two straight hours       
     of the Red River Jig!      

257
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,702
          Here we go!           

258
00:12:06,702 --> 00:12:12,808
               ♪                

259
00:12:12,808 --> 00:12:16,011
       This Shapeshifter        
       stuff is awesome!        

260
00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:18,280
     Wait, before I forget.     

261
00:12:19,348 --> 00:12:22,918
When the Shapeshifter wears off,
      the crash is deadly.      

262
00:12:24,219 --> 00:12:28,323
               ♪                

263
00:12:28,323 --> 00:12:32,861
         (all laughing)         

264
00:12:36,598 --> 00:12:37,733
          Hey, Paulie.          

265
00:12:37,733 --> 00:12:41,804
 Hey, Ducky and Ducky's family. 

266
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,372
     You the boy who can't      
      climb up the porch?       

267
00:12:43,372 --> 00:12:44,439
         I'm not a boy.         

268
00:12:44,439 --> 00:12:45,474
      Well, hop up, then.       

269
00:12:53,582 --> 00:12:55,117
           (grunting)           
         Just kidding.          

270
00:12:55,117 --> 00:12:56,985
           (laughing)           
    I'm just fuckin' around.    

271
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,321
  I need to take a step back.   

272
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:01,523
     What's the joke, boy?      
       Just get up here.        

273
00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:16,205
               ♪                

274
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,251
           (shouting)           

275
00:13:31,553 --> 00:13:34,356
Dad: I thought you could do it. 

276
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,624
        Keewanimooshki!         

277
00:13:35,624 --> 00:13:37,326
        (Paul coughing)         

278
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:52,040
               ♪                

279
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,047
   Stop right there, stretch.   

280
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,483
    Oh shit, it's a set up.     

281
00:14:01,483 --> 00:14:04,820
      Guess who's the law?      

282
00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:07,489
          Cut him off!          

283
00:14:07,489 --> 00:14:08,957
            Freeze!             

284
00:14:08,957 --> 00:14:10,926
          (whispering)          

285
00:14:10,926 --> 00:14:11,994
    - Out of the way, Lips!     
     - Check the vicinities     

286
00:14:11,994 --> 00:14:13,929
      and the perimeters.       

287
00:14:13,929 --> 00:14:15,597
Well, I don't like this at all! 

288
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:20,068
              Jo:               
We got you now, spaghetti neck! 

289
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:23,105
               ♪                

290
00:14:23,105 --> 00:14:23,906
              Hey!              

291
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,541
    Stop! My little patties!    

292
00:14:26,541 --> 00:14:28,277
   Please! This is my store!    

293
00:14:28,277 --> 00:14:31,914
        You'll never see        
       your coffee again!       

294
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:32,915
          (screaming)           
             Stop!              

295
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,417
         (Jo growling)          

296
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,952
     Stop, you little shit!     

297
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:38,987
           (grunting)           

298
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:41,690
           (thumping)           

299
00:14:43,525 --> 00:14:45,861
      You guys are crazy.       
      I'm telling my mom!       

300
00:14:45,861 --> 00:14:47,462
     Oh, shit. I fucked up.     

301
00:14:48,297 --> 00:14:51,166
      Sterling! Come back!      
        Wait! I'm sorry.        

302
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,869
      I was just kidding.       
    You didn't get the joke.    

303
00:14:53,869 --> 00:14:55,070
             Wait!              

304
00:14:56,905 --> 00:14:58,206
           Come back!           

305
00:14:59,641 --> 00:15:01,176
     Well, that got insane.     

306
00:15:04,212 --> 00:15:09,551
               ♪                

307
00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:12,688
     Here you go, animosh.      

308
00:15:12,688 --> 00:15:14,423
      Go on now, take it.       

309
00:15:14,423 --> 00:15:15,457
         I'm not a dog.         

310
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,259
           (laughing)           

311
00:15:17,259 --> 00:15:18,627
   I'm not going to eat that.   

312
00:15:24,399 --> 00:15:27,769
     Mum, mum! Jo's crazy!      
     She tried to kill me!      

313
00:15:27,769 --> 00:15:29,204
             Whoa!              

314
00:15:31,073 --> 00:15:32,341
         No steps, eh?          

315
00:15:32,341 --> 00:15:35,010
      Yeah, bad news, Jo.       
 You're never getting up there. 

316
00:15:38,413 --> 00:15:39,481
           (grunting)           

317
00:15:43,919 --> 00:15:45,620
        Ah, I don't want        
        to hear it, boy.        

318
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:46,822
       Sit down and eat.        

319
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:49,257
           (panting)            
       I just-- I just--        

320
00:15:49,257 --> 00:15:52,060
I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 

321
00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:53,362
           That's it?           

322
00:15:53,362 --> 00:15:56,999
             Mahma.             
    That's enough. Sit down.    

323
00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,168
           (panting)            

324
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:06,475
   I'll make sure we get you    
     that exercise machine.     

325
00:16:12,981 --> 00:16:15,751
   Let's just be honest, man.   

326
00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:17,753
     This isn't happening.      

327
00:16:17,753 --> 00:16:20,122
Are you talking about the steps 

328
00:16:20,122 --> 00:16:21,690
       or are you talking       
       about me and you?        

329
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:22,824
           Same shit.           

330
00:16:22,824 --> 00:16:25,660
   Come on, Ducky. Don't let    
  the stairs come between us.   

331
00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:28,397
   Come down here. It's, uh,    
   it's nicer than you think.   

332
00:16:28,397 --> 00:16:30,966
  Oh, is it, Paul? Is it nice?  

333
00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:33,301
     You know what, Ducky?      

334
00:16:33,301 --> 00:16:36,204
   I've had a lot of time to    
  think down here in the dirt,  

335
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,840
   and I don't think this is    
   going to work out anymore.   

336
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:42,077
       Plus, I still have       
       feelings for Rose.       

337
00:16:42,077 --> 00:16:44,179
     And just to be clear,      

338
00:16:44,179 --> 00:16:46,681
      this has nothing to       
       do with the steps.       

339
00:16:46,681 --> 00:16:48,183
        That's too bad.         

340
00:16:48,183 --> 00:16:52,087
     You know you only get      
   one shot with Ducky McCay.   

341
00:16:52,087 --> 00:16:54,489
Technically, I've had two shots.

342
00:16:54,489 --> 00:16:57,225
So, you need a new catchphrase. 
          (chuckling)           

343
00:17:04,866 --> 00:17:05,867
             Sabe?              

344
00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:15,177
               ♪                

345
00:17:15,177 --> 00:17:18,246
      The crash is deadly.      

346
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:24,953
               ♪                

347
00:17:24,953 --> 00:17:26,888
        Fucking Swaggers        
        fucking me over.        

348
00:17:26,888 --> 00:17:29,891
    I wanted those egg rolls    
        so fucking bad.         

349
00:17:29,891 --> 00:17:33,562
      (muttering angrily)       

350
00:17:33,562 --> 00:17:41,303
               ♪                

351
00:17:41,303 --> 00:17:43,305
           Voiceover:           
       Doug-- (coughing)        

352
00:17:43,305 --> 00:17:47,442
     --Swaggers. Help me...     

353
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:53,215
               ♪                

354
00:17:53,215 --> 00:17:56,151
  Paul: I've been cock-blocked  
      by a lot of things,       

355
00:17:56,151 --> 00:18:00,088
          but never by          
      a set of steps, man.      

356
00:18:00,088 --> 00:18:01,456
      That's fucked, bro.       

357
00:18:02,591 --> 00:18:06,294
 I've been cock-blocked once... 
       by an actual cock.       

358
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:09,464
You mean like an actual rooster,
         though, right?         

359
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,233
            I wish.             

360
00:18:11,233 --> 00:18:14,269
   Wherever those steps are,    

361
00:18:14,269 --> 00:18:17,739
        they're laughing        
     at you right now, bro.     

362
00:18:17,739 --> 00:18:19,608
  (horse whinnying on laptop)   

363
00:18:22,777 --> 00:18:25,647
      Woman: Oh, Tatanka.       
     Take me. Take me now.      

364
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:29,017
 I mustn't. Before I've earned  
 your love to my satisfaction,  

365
00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:30,785
        I must pick you         
     the rarest flower from     

366
00:18:30,785 --> 00:18:32,087
the top of Mount Wreckyourback. 

367
00:18:32,087 --> 00:18:34,189
         Are you sure?          
   'Cause I am so good to go.   

368
00:18:34,189 --> 00:18:36,224
 No, I must. It's the only way. 

369
00:18:36,224 --> 00:18:37,826
      But no man has ever       
   ventured up that mountain    

370
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:38,994
    and made it back alive.     

371
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:42,364
 I will use the words the great 
   ancestors passed on to me.   

372
00:18:42,364 --> 00:18:44,666
 Miino waga wabishke bene saag. 

373
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,135
           It means,            
     "I'm 2 rough 4 life."      

374
00:18:47,135 --> 00:18:50,572
             Woman:             
 Okay, I guess I'll wait here?  

375
00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:59,080
          Ol' Roger is          
     taking it slow today.      

376
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,049
        I don't know if         
      any of you out there      

377
00:19:01,049 --> 00:19:02,817
 have messed with Shapeshifter, 

378
00:19:02,817 --> 00:19:04,920
 but I woke up with a unibrow.  

379
00:19:05,987 --> 00:19:09,724
      Legend has it's made      
     with Sasquatch pubes.      

380
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:12,928
        I'm gonna play,         
   "Too Slow to Take it Slow"   

381
00:19:12,928 --> 00:19:15,597
        by Jimmy Two-Two        
      and the Fiddle Guys.      

382
00:19:17,399 --> 00:19:19,668
            Oh, God.            

383
00:19:19,668 --> 00:19:23,738
               ♪                

384
00:19:23,738 --> 00:19:24,940
          Mornin' Jo.           

385
00:19:26,508 --> 00:19:27,809
         Mornin' Lips.          

386
00:19:27,809 --> 00:19:29,311
    Hey, how did everything     
       go with the teens?       

387
00:19:29,311 --> 00:19:31,947
       I found something        
    to hold them over until     

388
00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:34,249
I get them the exercise machine.

389
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,523
   Come on, bro. You got it.    

390
00:19:41,523 --> 00:19:42,524
        Keep going, man.        

391
00:19:44,826 --> 00:19:50,031
           Voiceover:           
      Doug Swaggers! Whoo!      

392
00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,874
           (barking)            

393
00:19:59,874 --> 00:20:01,943
      ("Penimitawe Ota" by      
    The Resilience playing)     

394
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,927
     ♪ Walking this stride,     
       Shoes on murder ♪        

395
00:20:20,462 --> 00:20:21,630
      ♪ Outfit so fresh ♪       

396
00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:22,664
          ♪ I'm like ♪          

397
00:20:22,664 --> 00:20:24,165
 ♪ "Look no further" psych... ♪