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       (avatar grunting)        

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    Hey, Blue, that's enough    
     of that stupid thing.      

3
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          Smarten up.           

4
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That thing's rotting your brain.

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       Okay, fine. What?        

6
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 I don't want you playing that  
thing 'til the kitchen's clean. 

7
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      You told me already.      

8
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       Well, do it then!        

9
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     I'm going to next door     
      to borrow some jam.       

10
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       Go then, already.        

11
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         Shut your lip.         

12
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          You're lucky          
      I let you play here.      

13
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          You're lucky          
     I keep you safe, man.      

14
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   Alright, come and get me.    

15
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           (snarling)           

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           (grunting)           

17
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           (growling)           

18
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   Beat it! Get out of here!    

19
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       You can't stop me!       

20
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        (dogs growling)         

21
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            Oh, man!            

22
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     Whoa. What the freak?      

23
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        What the heck!?         

24
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 ♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪  

25
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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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     Man: Get out of here!      

27
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           Announcer:           
  You know him! You hate him!   

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         You've got all         
      these treaty rights,      

29
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       but he's still not       
      treating you right!       

30
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  Let's tell him where to go!   

31
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        Give it up for,         
      Mr. Indian Affairs!       

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         (crowd booing)         

33
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     Give him shit, Agnes!      
         Give him shit!         

34
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           Announcer:           
  You know him! You hate him!   

35
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      but he doesn't want       
     you to get new glasses     

36
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    or your cavities filled!    

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  Let's tell him where to go!   

38
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        Give it up for,         
      Mr. Indian Affairs!       

39
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       Give 'em shit, Jo!       
        That's my girl!         

40
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           Announcer:           
  You know him! You hate him!   

41
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       And he's about to        
       put your community       

42
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   in third party management!   

43
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  Let's tell him where to go!   

44
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        Give it up for,         
      Mr. Indian Affairs!       

45
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           Good girl!           
   Give him shit, Chickadee!    

46
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      That's my girl! Boo!      

47
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          Go on then!           

48
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         Roger: This is         
  Laughingstick in the morning  

49
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and the NDN Wrestling Federation
       is back on the Rez       

50
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         for its annual         
      Battle in the Bush.       

51
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   Some of you are jacked up    

52
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and most of y'all are horned up.

53
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 So, you make sure your aunties 
   don't throw their panties!   

54
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         You save that          
     energy for show time .     

55
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           (cheering)           

56
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I wanna see Iron Python's snake!

57
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     I wanna see the meat!      

58
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 Rita! You kiss your grandkids  
        with that mouth?        

59
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You can kiss my arse with yours.

60
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        There they are!         

61
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           (cheering)           

62
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        (crowd cheering)        

63
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         Chief Deedee.          

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              Huh?              

65
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  Where's Mr. Indian Affairs?   

66
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 Oh, yeah. Iron Python told me  
   he got on the wrong plane    

67
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        and he's sittin'        
        in Grouse River.        

68
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   Poor guy's taken too many    
    turnbuckles to the head.    

69
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         We'll just do          
     the show without him.      

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 We can't do Battle in the Bush 
  without Mr. Indian Affairs.   

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  That's like having Christmas  
   without that fat mooniya.    

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What if we find you a white guy?

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           Sure, man.           
  If you want the Iron Python   

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    to kill Brady go ahead.     

75
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        That's a chance         
      I'm willing to take.      

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        (phone ringing)         

77
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 Hey, Greg? Thanks for calling. 

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       Look, I wanted to        
       do the right thing       

79
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  and report that smashed TV,   
 but I can totally pay for it.  

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     Greg: Alright, great.      

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  Hey, listen, how did it get   
  smashed in the first place?   

82
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  I think it was an accident,   

83
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    but somebody threw a can    
   of Little Fatties cat food   

84
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     to scare a skinny teen     
     and it smashed the TV.     

85
00:04:06,188 --> 00:04:07,823
        It's no biggie.         

86
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    Well, Brady, that kinda     
 sounds like criminal activity. 

87
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  Can you tell me who did it?   

88
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       Um, it was, uh...        

89
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           It was me.           

90
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    Well, that's bad, Brady.    

91
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          Yeah. Yeah.           

92
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I can see how that's bad, yeah. 

93
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        We need to talk.        

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  It's really not a good time.  

95
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          Greg: Brady?          

96
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    I really need your help.    

97
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        Greg: Uh, Brady?        

98
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    Okay, Greg, I'll see you    
    at the Christmas party.     

99
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            - Brady?            
           - Bye-bye!           

100
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             Brady?             

101
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  Dean: The VCR's over there.   

102
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  We've got everything on VHS.  

103
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 I got all the Porky's movies,  
     Revenge of the Nerds,      

104
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           Meatballs,           
 I got all the horny comedies.  

105
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           Cool, bro.           
    My grandma loves those.     

106
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   Hey, can I keep Bo's food    
         in the fridge?         

107
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      These are his mice.       

108
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        Yeah, of course.        

109
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    There's just one thing.     

110
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         No one touches         
    my fuckin' garlic coil.     

111
00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,352
      It's a Wrestling Day      
    tradition in my family.     

112
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        (crowd cheering)        

113
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    Dean, today's your first    
      Battle in the Bush,       

114
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      and as your father,       

115
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      I'm going to let you      
     in a family tradition.     

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 This just isn't a garlic coil. 

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         Nothing makes          
      watching shaved men       

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  fighting in swimsuits better  

119
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    than eating greasy meat.    

120
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      And hey, if I die in      
     a snow mobile accident     

121
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     on your 14th birthday,     

122
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         you keep this          
     meat tradition alive!      

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          (squealing)           

124
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              Hey.              
  That wasn't a scared squeal.  

125
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    That was a happy squeal.    

126
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  I'm so happy. I love snakes.  

127
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          Sure, sure.           
Bo here's just a showbiz snake. 

128
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 When I put him on my opponents 
   at the end of the matches,   

129
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      he just lies there.       

130
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    Cool. Cool, cool, cool.     

131
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 I'm cool. I'm definitely cool. 

132
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     I'm cool like a ranch.     

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          - (popping)           
         - (squealing)          

134
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This neechie's afraid of chips. 

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           (laughing)           

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 Jo: Oh, hey. Before I forget.  

137
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       What do I owe you        
      for that smashed TV?      

138
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Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.

139
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  You know, we definitely have  

140
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       insurance for that       
    kind of thing, so you--     

141
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           (gasping)            
         And for that.          

142
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   You have pickle insurance?   

143
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          (screaming)           
    Clean up on aisle five!     

144
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     Never mind this shit,      

145
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     we need you to fill in     
    for a wrestler tonight.     

146
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        I can't wrestle.        

147
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     Battle in the Bush is      
  a big deal and without you,   

148
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 we might lose our main event.  

149
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        Look ya scrote,         
 Wrestling Day means everything 

150
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      to my mom, ya feel?       

151
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          Okay, fine.           
   What do you need me to do?   

152
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      You gotta be a big,       
     racist, piece of shit!     

153
00:07:05,434 --> 00:07:07,336
              Hm?               

154
00:07:07,369 --> 00:07:10,339
    Is the snake locked up?     

155
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    Don't worry, big cheeks.    

156
00:07:11,941 --> 00:07:13,209
     Bo's in his container.     

157
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       Okay. Thanks, man!       

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      Call me big cheeks,       

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     I'll fuckin' body slam     
    you into my big cheeks.     

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           (thudding)           

161
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       The fuck was that?       

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               ♪                

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           (hissing)            

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     Jo: You're a nice guy.     

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           Thank you.           

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 But we don't need a nice guy.  

167
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     If you're going to be      
   a true Mr. Indian Affairs,   

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       you gotta tap into       
     your inner-colonizer.      

169
00:08:01,423 --> 00:08:03,259
      Mr. Indian Affairs?       

170
00:08:03,325 --> 00:08:05,160
      We're gonna put you       
     through a little test.     

171
00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:07,196
       I want you to look       
     my Kookum in the eyes      

172
00:08:07,229 --> 00:08:10,032
       and tell her that        
 her housing request is denied. 

173
00:08:10,065 --> 00:08:11,333
      Agnes, I didn't know      
     you need a new house.      

174
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            I don't.            

175
00:08:13,102 --> 00:08:14,370
              Oh!               
       (clearing throat)        

176
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             Agnes.             

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         I'm so sorry.          

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   I did everything I could,    

179
00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:24,747
    but your housing request    

180
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        is not approved.        

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   Let me try something now.    

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            Ow-wah!             

183
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       Now tell this lady       
  her request has been denied.  

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          (whimpering)          
              Jo!               

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00:08:41,463 --> 00:08:42,731
            Meaner!             

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      Agnes, I'm going to       
         do my darndest         

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 to get your funding approved.  

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           (groaning)           

189
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    Mum, Kookum, step aside.    

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   Leave this mooniya to me.    

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               ♪                

192
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  ♪ Hey, sunshine, up above ♪   

193
00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:15,030
        ♪ The wide open         
      places in my mind ♪       

194
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      ♪ You are there-- ♪       

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       You stupid snake!        

196
00:09:18,734 --> 00:09:21,937
 How many times have I told you 
 you need to stay in your box!? 

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    Leave Big Cheeks alone.     

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     I wasn't even scared!      

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          Yeah, sure.           

200
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       What are you doing       
        in here anyway?         

201
00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:30,579
     You're just as stupid      
     as this stupid snake!      

202
00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:32,181
          I'm so mad!           

203
00:09:35,584 --> 00:09:37,219
         I'm sorry, Bo.         

204
00:09:37,252 --> 00:09:39,221
       I've got a sister        
    who hates my guts, too.     

205
00:09:40,556 --> 00:09:42,224
          (chuckling)           
     You're not that scary.     

206
00:09:42,257 --> 00:09:43,626
              Hm.               

207
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           Chickadee:           
 Alright, if we're going to get 

208
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       numb nuts in there       
       ready to wrestle,        

209
00:09:47,062 --> 00:09:48,530
   we need to crack the whip.   

210
00:09:48,564 --> 00:09:50,132
       Whatcha thinking?        

211
00:09:50,199 --> 00:09:52,301
    I need to break him down    
  before I build him back up.   

212
00:09:52,368 --> 00:09:54,036
       Whatever it takes.       

213
00:10:01,577 --> 00:10:04,747
          Okay, I did           
    the breaking down part.     

214
00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:06,782
         I'll build him         
      back up after lunch.      

215
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:15,290
           (sobbing)            

216
00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,326
Why did she have to be so mean? 

217
00:10:23,432 --> 00:10:24,633
   I'm worried about Bo, man,   

218
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,068
   stuck in that bin all day.   

219
00:10:26,101 --> 00:10:27,069
           Yeah, bro.           

220
00:10:27,102 --> 00:10:28,270
  And when he's not in a bin,   

221
00:10:28,303 --> 00:10:29,505
    he stuffs him in a sack.    

222
00:10:29,571 --> 00:10:31,273
  Sacks are for potatoes, man.  

223
00:10:31,306 --> 00:10:32,941
     Not a life for anyone.     

224
00:10:32,975 --> 00:10:34,810
      We gotta get him out      
  and get him some fresh air.   

225
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,278
          Sounds like           
     you guys had a moment.     

226
00:10:36,311 --> 00:10:38,681
   Yes, we made a connection.   

227
00:10:38,747 --> 00:10:40,616
 A snake connection, I get it.  

228
00:10:40,649 --> 00:10:42,418
     We just gotta get him      
       past Iron Python.        

229
00:10:42,451 --> 00:10:43,652
           I got you.           

230
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:44,920
       You go get snakey.       

231
00:10:44,953 --> 00:10:48,157
  Man, Porky's still holds up.  

232
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,825
  I miss a good boner comedy.   

233
00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,161
My grandma said the same thing. 

234
00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:53,929
       Why do people even       
      try to make comedies      

235
00:10:53,962 --> 00:10:55,931
without peep holes and showers? 

236
00:10:55,964 --> 00:10:57,199
           (grunting)           

237
00:10:57,266 --> 00:10:59,802
          Ah, alright.          

238
00:10:59,835 --> 00:11:01,970
      Who wants to tangle?      

239
00:11:02,004 --> 00:11:03,205
            It's on!            

240
00:11:03,272 --> 00:11:05,974
    (men shouting, cheering)    

241
00:11:06,008 --> 00:11:08,711
           (laughing)           

242
00:11:10,512 --> 00:11:11,780
           (grunting)           

243
00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:14,450
           (grunting)           

244
00:11:14,483 --> 00:11:18,787
           (laughing)           

245
00:11:18,821 --> 00:11:22,124
      That one looks like       
a marshmallow wearing a top hat.

246
00:11:22,157 --> 00:11:23,726
     Look at that one, Bo.      

247
00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:26,495
      That one looks like       
   a mouse riding a bicycle.    

248
00:11:26,528 --> 00:11:27,730
        (hissing softly)        

249
00:11:27,796 --> 00:11:28,997
       You know what, Bo?       

250
00:11:29,031 --> 00:11:30,733
        I'm really sorry        
        that Iron Python        

251
00:11:30,799 --> 00:11:32,067
  treats you the way he does.   

252
00:11:32,134 --> 00:11:33,802
You belong out there in the wild

253
00:11:33,836 --> 00:11:35,537
    not eating frozen mice.     

254
00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:38,373
          You and me,           
   we're basically the same.    

255
00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:42,077
   People don't trust snakes    
 just like they didn't trust me 

256
00:11:42,144 --> 00:11:44,146
     when I was lying about     
      my time in Winnipeg.      

257
00:11:44,179 --> 00:11:48,817
     Anyway, our bro day is     
     just getting started.      

258
00:11:48,851 --> 00:11:51,220
        ♪ Hey, sunshine,        
       I'm starry eyed ♪        

259
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,756
     Mush-mush, you bitch.      

260
00:11:53,822 --> 00:11:55,557
  ♪ I remember all the time ♪   

261
00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:58,894
        ♪ How you got me        
       with your smile ♪        

262
00:12:00,696 --> 00:12:04,600
      ♪ Nothing seems like      
     anything's too hard ♪      

263
00:12:07,503 --> 00:12:10,606
     ♪ Nothing's ever easy,     
       that's for sure ♪        

264
00:12:10,672 --> 00:12:12,341
        (both screaming)        

265
00:12:12,374 --> 00:12:15,544
   ♪ Whatever comes around ♪    

266
00:12:15,577 --> 00:12:18,680
     Paul: I've bro'd down      
   with a lot of bros before,   

267
00:12:18,714 --> 00:12:20,549
  but this was different, bro.  

268
00:12:20,582 --> 00:12:23,118
 And thanks for lettin' me talk 
 your inner-ear off about Rose. 

269
00:12:23,185 --> 00:12:26,288
       I'm gonna try that       
       sour cream thing.        

270
00:12:26,355 --> 00:12:27,756
           (sighing)            

271
00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:31,393
     It's gettin' late, Bo.     

272
00:12:31,426 --> 00:12:33,028
    I got to take you back.     

273
00:12:33,061 --> 00:12:35,697
  The Iron Python, he's going   
     to be looking for you.     

274
00:12:35,731 --> 00:12:38,734
  And trust me, this is harder  
   for me than it is for you.   

275
00:12:41,703 --> 00:12:43,605
        (crowd cheering)        

276
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:44,873
         (bell dinging)         

277
00:12:44,907 --> 00:12:49,044
        (crowd cheering)        

278
00:12:49,077 --> 00:12:53,215
 Welcome to Battle in the Bush! 

279
00:12:54,783 --> 00:12:56,652
    Tonight's main event is     

280
00:12:56,718 --> 00:13:00,656
       Iron Python versus       

281
00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:05,327
      Mr. Indian Affairs!       

282
00:13:05,394 --> 00:13:07,796
         (crowd booing)         

283
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,799
        Please rise for         

284
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,302
         Chief Deedee.          

285
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,437
        (crowd cheering)        

286
00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:17,239
           (riffing)            

287
00:13:17,272 --> 00:13:18,841
           (laughing)           

288
00:13:18,907 --> 00:13:22,411
           (riffing)            

289
00:13:22,444 --> 00:13:25,781
           (knocking)           
        Brady let's go!         

290
00:13:25,814 --> 00:13:28,116
We need our Mr. Indian Affairs! 

291
00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:30,085
     I'm sorry, Chickadee.      
         I can't do it!         

292
00:13:30,118 --> 00:13:31,987
   That guy is gonna kill me.   

293
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,288
           (knocking)           

294
00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:39,795
        (crowd cheering)        

295
00:13:41,296 --> 00:13:43,432
       Hey, Brady locked        
    himself in the warehouse    

296
00:13:43,465 --> 00:13:45,067
     and he won't come out.     

297
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,102
         So we'll, uh,          
 we'll end it after this match. 

298
00:13:47,135 --> 00:13:48,904
           (cheering)           

299
00:13:48,937 --> 00:13:50,739
         Are you crazy?         

300
00:13:50,772 --> 00:13:52,741
     If Mr. Indian Affairs      
  doesn't get his ass kicked,   

301
00:13:52,774 --> 00:13:54,643
  these people are gonna shit.  

302
00:13:54,676 --> 00:13:57,145
         We just can't          
      let this match end.       

303
00:13:57,179 --> 00:14:00,849
       (crowd counting in       
       Anishanaabeemowin)       

304
00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:02,117
        (crowd cheering)        

305
00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:05,487
     It's over! It's over!      

306
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:06,989
             Fuck.              

307
00:14:08,423 --> 00:14:11,593
  Roger, I need you to stall.   

308
00:14:11,627 --> 00:14:13,962
    You want me to windbag?     

309
00:14:13,996 --> 00:14:15,197
          I got this.           

310
00:14:15,264 --> 00:14:18,667
 How's everybody doin' tonight? 

311
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:19,935
           (cheering)           

312
00:14:19,968 --> 00:14:21,536
       I gotta tell you.        

313
00:14:21,603 --> 00:14:24,506
         All this stuff         
     going on in the world.     

314
00:14:24,539 --> 00:14:27,209
        You ever wonder         

315
00:14:27,276 --> 00:14:29,645
 the prices of flights up here? 

316
00:14:29,678 --> 00:14:30,879
        Dean: Oh, yeah.         

317
00:14:30,946 --> 00:14:33,949
  500 bucks just to get here?   

318
00:14:33,982 --> 00:14:35,817
 Who made the plane, the Queen? 

319
00:14:35,851 --> 00:14:37,552
           (laughing)           
           The Queen.           

320
00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:42,457
         (crowd booing)         

321
00:14:42,491 --> 00:14:46,862
       Agnes: (knocking)        
        Brady? It's me.         

322
00:14:46,895 --> 00:14:48,330
           Let me in.           

323
00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:51,733
         Sorry, Agnes.          

324
00:14:54,136 --> 00:14:55,871
      I just can't find it      
     in myself to do this.      

325
00:14:55,904 --> 00:14:57,372
    Agnes: But you have to.     

326
00:14:57,406 --> 00:15:00,976
     Wrestling Day has been     
    a big deal in our family    

327
00:15:01,009 --> 00:15:03,345
        for a long time         
     and the most important     

328
00:15:03,378 --> 00:15:05,881
     part of it is telling      
Mr. Indian Affairs to fuck off. 

329
00:15:05,914 --> 00:15:07,582
          That's nice.          

330
00:15:07,649 --> 00:15:09,084
      Every year he loses,      

331
00:15:09,151 --> 00:15:12,921
       and for one night,       
         we get to win.         

332
00:15:12,988 --> 00:15:17,326
      Our kids get to see       
  a wrestler who's one of us,   

333
00:15:17,359 --> 00:15:20,162
beat the shit out of the system 
that's taken everything from us.

334
00:15:23,265 --> 00:15:26,034
      What I'm saying is,       
     that you'll get booed      

335
00:15:26,068 --> 00:15:29,538
        and hit so hard         
   that it'll hurt for years,   

336
00:15:29,571 --> 00:15:33,108
 but you just gotta suck it up, 
       get in that suit,        

337
00:15:33,175 --> 00:15:36,244
      and get your fuckin'      
        head kicked in.         

338
00:15:36,278 --> 00:15:46,288
               ♪                

339
00:15:50,425 --> 00:15:55,263
    Your funding is denied.     

340
00:15:55,297 --> 00:15:57,866
          You ever try          
    calling the band office?    

341
00:15:57,899 --> 00:15:59,234
         Yeah, totally!         

342
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:03,071
  The phone will ring all day!  

343
00:16:03,105 --> 00:16:04,573
            So true.            

344
00:16:04,606 --> 00:16:07,275
     Who do I got to be to      
    get someone to pick up?     

345
00:16:07,309 --> 00:16:08,543
          The Queen!?           

346
00:16:08,577 --> 00:16:10,112
          - (laughing)          
        - (crowd booing)        

347
00:16:10,145 --> 00:16:12,314
   The Queen, dude. Oh, man.    

348
00:16:12,381 --> 00:16:13,382
           (unclear).           

349
00:16:13,415 --> 00:16:15,250
         (crowd booing)         

350
00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:17,619
   (whispering) It's time to    
     announce the next act.     

351
00:16:19,788 --> 00:16:22,224
  Okay, ladies and gentlemen,   

352
00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:25,427
         This match is          
    scheduled for one fall.     

353
00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:29,464
     Lock up your aunties,      
       because here comes       

354
00:16:29,498 --> 00:16:32,167
       the one. the only.       

355
00:16:32,234 --> 00:16:37,172
  Give it up for Iron Python!   

356
00:16:37,239 --> 00:16:42,244
(audience cheering, applauding) 

357
00:16:46,915 --> 00:16:51,753
    Here he is, right here!     
          Here he is!           

358
00:16:51,787 --> 00:16:54,356
  You know him. You hate him.   

359
00:16:54,423 --> 00:16:56,858
        He wants to take        
  a dump on your sovereignty.   

360
00:16:56,925 --> 00:16:59,194
  Let's tell him where to go.   

361
00:16:59,261 --> 00:17:01,096
     Ladies and gentlemen,      

362
00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:05,333
      Mr. Indian Affairs!       

363
00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:10,372
        - (crowd booing)        
      - (O Canada playing)      

364
00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:17,779
         (crowd booing)         

365
00:17:17,813 --> 00:17:20,882
        (crowd heckling)        

366
00:17:20,949 --> 00:17:23,385
      You want to boo me?!      

367
00:17:23,452 --> 00:17:25,887
     Submit an application.     

368
00:17:25,954 --> 00:17:29,157
         (crowd booing)         

369
00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:32,127
      This what you want!?      

370
00:17:33,728 --> 00:17:35,864
      This what you want?       
      This is five bucks!       

371
00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:41,536
        That's actually         
     Stephen Harper's seat.     

372
00:17:41,570 --> 00:17:44,973
           It's cool.           
   I just wanted to stop by.    

373
00:17:45,006 --> 00:17:46,308
            Thanks.             

374
00:17:46,341 --> 00:17:47,976
        I know how much         
      you like sour cream,      

375
00:17:48,009 --> 00:17:49,744
     so, you can have mine.     

376
00:17:49,811 --> 00:17:51,379
        You remembered?         

377
00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:54,015
      It's not a big deal.      

378
00:17:54,049 --> 00:17:56,184
          Thanks, Bo.           

379
00:17:56,218 --> 00:17:57,752
             Crowd:             
  Kick his ass! Kick his ass!   

380
00:17:57,819 --> 00:17:59,554
         (bell ringing)         

381
00:17:59,588 --> 00:18:03,825
   And the Battle in the Bush   
          is underway!          

382
00:18:03,859 --> 00:18:05,560
        (crowd cheering)        

383
00:18:05,594 --> 00:18:09,197
     Iron Python continues      
    to stick it to the man.     

384
00:18:09,231 --> 00:18:12,501
        (crowd cheering)        

385
00:18:12,534 --> 00:18:14,769
           (grunting)           

386
00:18:14,836 --> 00:18:18,073
     You could really feel      
the oppression behind that one. 

387
00:18:18,106 --> 00:18:20,208
          (screaming)           

388
00:18:20,242 --> 00:18:22,711
            Come on!            

389
00:18:22,744 --> 00:18:24,713
           I own you!           

390
00:18:24,746 --> 00:18:29,284
  Now the government's really   
   going to take care of you!   

391
00:18:29,351 --> 00:18:30,552
           (grunting)           

392
00:18:30,585 --> 00:18:32,721
Oh wait, he's got the red tape! 

393
00:18:33,922 --> 00:18:36,391
 Try cutting through all this!  

394
00:18:36,424 --> 00:18:40,228
    I'm gonna break his back    
  like I break your treaties!   

395
00:18:40,262 --> 00:18:41,696
           (grunting)           

396
00:18:43,865 --> 00:18:45,400
    Oh, wait, look at this!     

397
00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:47,569
           (grunting)           

398
00:18:47,602 --> 00:18:49,538
      I can't believe it.       

399
00:18:49,571 --> 00:18:51,239
          He's busted           
     through the red tape!      

400
00:18:52,774 --> 00:18:54,809
        (crowd cheering)        

401
00:18:54,876 --> 00:18:56,811
           (grunting)           

402
00:19:00,115 --> 00:19:01,449
           (grunting)           

403
00:19:01,483 --> 00:19:03,718
       (crowd counting in       
       Anishanaabeemowin)       

404
00:19:03,752 --> 00:19:05,053
         (bell ringing)         

405
00:19:05,086 --> 00:19:06,488
           It's over!           

406
00:19:06,555 --> 00:19:10,258
      (audience cheering)       

407
00:19:11,893 --> 00:19:13,094
 I got something for you, man.  

408
00:19:13,128 --> 00:19:14,829
He's gonna bring out the snake! 

409
00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:16,464
        It's snake time!        

410
00:19:16,498 --> 00:19:18,266
            - Yeah!             
    - (Iron Python laughing)    

411
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,501
  Roger: Here comes the snake!  

412
00:19:19,568 --> 00:19:21,269
           (laughing)           

413
00:19:21,303 --> 00:19:22,771
       What? What's this?       

414
00:19:22,804 --> 00:19:24,506
         The snake was          
     supposed to come out,      

415
00:19:24,573 --> 00:19:26,841
  but it's Dean's garlic coil!  

416
00:19:26,908 --> 00:19:29,411
 Where's Bo? Where's my snake?! 

417
00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:32,080
 You! You did this, Big Cheeks! 

418
00:19:36,184 --> 00:19:38,587
  Go on, Bo. Get out of here!   

419
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,689
    You have to go. Go, Bo!     

420
00:19:40,755 --> 00:19:42,791
              Get.              

421
00:19:42,824 --> 00:19:45,093
            (crying)            
            Go, Bo!             

422
00:19:46,928 --> 00:19:49,931
       Give 'em shit, Bo!       
         Give 'em shit.         

423
00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:52,968
           See this?            

424
00:19:54,603 --> 00:19:55,837
  I'm going to stomp on this.   

425
00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:57,138
              No!               

426
00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:58,607
    Oh, wait. Look at this!     

427
00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,608
        (both grunting)         

428
00:19:59,641 --> 00:20:01,109
          Go to hell!           

429
00:20:03,812 --> 00:20:05,880
         Dean's pinned          
      Python for the win!       

430
00:20:05,947 --> 00:20:09,117
       (counting down in        
       Anishanaabeemowin)       

431
00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:10,352
           It's over!           

432
00:20:10,385 --> 00:20:12,320
        (crowd cheering)        

433
00:20:12,354 --> 00:20:15,156
   There's mayhem everywhere!   

434
00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:17,993
            No, no.             
   We gotta go. We gotta go.    

435
00:20:20,629 --> 00:20:22,731
          You did it!           

436
00:20:22,797 --> 00:20:24,232
         You did good.          

437
00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:26,534
         - Ow, ow, ow.          
  - Good job, man. Thank you.   

438
00:20:29,571 --> 00:20:37,579
               ♪                

439
00:20:40,048 --> 00:20:41,449
           (sighing)            

440
00:20:43,718 --> 00:20:45,353
       Hey, there's some        
        mail here, man.         

441
00:20:47,856 --> 00:20:50,458
          Whoa. Paul,           
  there's a postcard for you.   

442
00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:52,694
     I never get postcards.     

443
00:20:52,727 --> 00:20:54,229
          Dean: Yeah.           

444
00:20:54,262 --> 00:20:57,565
        Hm. "Dear, Paul.        
  It's your snake friend, Bo.   

445
00:20:57,599 --> 00:20:59,234
          Hiss, Hiss.           

446
00:20:59,267 --> 00:21:02,037
      I've just been doing      
 some snake shit on the ground, 

447
00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:03,705
     eating mice and stuff.     

448
00:21:03,738 --> 00:21:06,274
       I met a sexy lady        
and she gives the best hickies. 

449
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:07,709
          (chuckling)           

450
00:21:07,742 --> 00:21:09,911
          I took a job          
      with a nine to five.      

451
00:21:09,944 --> 00:21:11,546
          Hiss, hiss.           

452
00:21:11,579 --> 00:21:14,883
   Working for the Man sucks,   
     but I get my own truck     

453
00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:16,651
    and I found the coolest     
     shades on the ground.      

454
00:21:16,718 --> 00:21:17,719
     I miss you like crazy.     

455
00:21:17,752 --> 00:21:20,055
      P.S. Fuck L'il Tony.      

456
00:21:20,088 --> 00:21:22,123
Dean is the one true movie man. 

457
00:21:24,592 --> 00:21:26,261
    So, who's it from, bro?     

458
00:21:26,294 --> 00:21:36,304
               ♪