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       Yo, check it out.        
       That's my gramps.        

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       The guy's deadly.        

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Cooked the grouse over the fire 

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         this one time          
      with his bare hands.      

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      Didn't even flinch.       

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 My uncle said, this one time,  
   a moose ran up behind him    

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     while he was pissin',      

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        grabbed his gun         
       and shot it twice.       

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 Didn't even put his cock away. 

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All right, here's your delivery.

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 Fuck, that old man's a legend. 

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    He's probably on his way    
     to his trap line now.      

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    My cousin says he lives     
   straight up off the land.    

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       Doesn't even fuck        
        with the store.         

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           (sighing)            

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     (sighing contentedly)      

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     (sighing contentedly)      

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             Mmm...             

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             Mmm...             

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          Woman on TV:          
 Okay, we're back! We're back!  

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  If you think polka-dots are   
  old-fashioned, think again.   

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          (chuckling)           

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  ♪ Yes, I can love you baby ♪  

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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     ♪ A beautiful sight ♪      

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    ♪ Coming down the isle ♪    

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     ♪ An angel in white ♪      

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Lil' Fatty's, Fat Spring Meadow 
       laundry detergent.       

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   Gotta keep my sex sweater    
       fresh for my b'eb.       

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              Oh!               

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            I wrote,            
 "Back together with my honey," 

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on our Rose and Paul 4-eva page.

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       Let's see how much       
       love our love got.       

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      Look what Jo wrote.       

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              Man!              

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         Jo's a hater.          

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 "You guys won't last a week."  
           (scoffing)           

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         "I'll give you         
       a thousand dollars       

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  "if we don't last the week."  

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   Where are you going to get   
     a thousand bucks from?     

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       Duh, my child tax.       

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   B'eb, look what she says!    

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 "LOL! I'll take your money, no 
           problem."            

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             Done!              
          (chuckling)           

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        This is my bet.         

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       That's not a bet.        
   What do you get out of it?   

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         Shit. Hold on.         

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   "And if you lose, you have   
to give me a thousand dollars." 

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     She says, "Too late."      

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           Whatever.            

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  The look on her stupid face   
   when we win is all I need.   

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     But we can't break up.     

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  You squirreled away a grand   
      and didn't tell me?       

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        I told you I was        
      saving my child tax       

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for when I go back to the city. 

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     You're just saving up      
   so you can take off again?   

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 And how are you still getting  
  child tax in your thirties?   

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     My mom still gets it.      

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           And then,            
 she gives it to her best boy.  

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          Hey, Roger.           

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    Community announcements.    

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         Hmm. Say, Jo.          

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  Chief Deedee in her office?   

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  Why? Whaddya want from her?   

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         Did you heard?         

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     The band has an extra      
      two thousand bucks.       

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    If they don't spend it,     

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   it goes back to the feds.    

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        Why do you care         
       about the surplus?       

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'Cause I went down to the Chief 

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  and I asked, "If there's any  
          extra money,          

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"can I buy a new Bingo machine?"

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         And she said,          
 "Yes, yes, whatever you want." 

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           The fuck?            

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        And I'm not just        
   getting any bingo machine.   

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          Look at her.          

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  The new WinMax 5000 Elite -   

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the Cadillac of Bingo machines. 

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        That's bullshit!        

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I asked Chief Deedee to use the 
 surplus on an exercise machine 

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     for those skinny teens     
  and she said the same thing.  

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          I'll just go          
      ask her again, then.      

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        Hurry up, then.         

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          Go on, then.          

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         Look, Brady...         
      this is never easy.       

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      Is this still about       
        the smashed TV?         

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 Because I already paid for it. 

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   This is really bad, Brady.   
 You destroyed your own store.  

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           Yeah, but,           

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like, you can't make an omelette

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        without breaking        
       a few eggs, right?       

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 - Is the store the egg, Brady? 
             - Ehh.             

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  Look, this is serious, okay?  

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  I'm gonna have to look into   
everything, including the books.

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      Until then, well...       

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        Well, I'm afraid        
       you're suspended.        

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          - Suspended?          
          - I'm sorry.          

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      But yeah, this comes      
    right from headquarters.    

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  Now I-I hate to ask, but...   

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  Oh, come on, man. Not that.   

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           (sighing)            

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    Now, my review should be    
  done by the end of the week.  

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Until then, I need you to clear 
 out of the manager's residence 

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 and leave behind your uniform. 

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         - And Brady...         
            - Yeah?             

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        I know you have         
    two fleece vests, okay?     

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Don't try to sneak off with one.

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           Oh my God.           
     Can you read my mind?      

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          Oh, Brady...          

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 How come you haven't liked my  
    new Rezzie & Real video?    

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             What?              

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     I don't know. I just--     
     I haven't seen it yet.     

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     You should be watching     
 every day and giving me likes. 

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Hey there, my Rezzie & Real fam.

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    So, today, I'm going to     
 show you how to make a natural 

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 and delicious lipstick I call  

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        Nacho Dust Lips.        

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  So, to make Nacho Dust Lips,  

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   all you need to do is mix    
   non-ceremonial bear grease   

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      with the powder from      
   a big bag of nacho chips.    

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          Shout out to          
    my honey for the chips.     

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         - Wait. What?          
    - So, to get the powder,    

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        you simply crush        
      the bag, like this.       

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          (crunching)           

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Just really smash them up good. 

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  Are those my weekend chips?!  

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       You actually don't       
      need a lot for this,      

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        so you can just         
       toss out the rest.       

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      I-I can't even watch      
         this anymore.          

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       Are you seriously        
      tripping over chips?      

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      You crushed them up,      
    like they meant nothing!    

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   So, weekend chips are more   
       important than me.       

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 Your sister's already looking  
     good on that dumb bet.     

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      No, no, no, no, no.       

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          I love you.           
      I don't love chips.       

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          Here, look.           

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You can watch whatever you like.

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      Woman on TV: Chips -      
     we know you love them.     

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    Who doesn't love chips?     

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  Crunchy, salty, sexy chips?   

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     It will make you want      
      to leave your woman.      

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   (loud rock guitar playing)   

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 Remember when you said I could 
    get a new bingo machine?    

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         But the skinny         
     teens have been asking     

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        for an exercise         
      machine for months!       

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Sorry. Did you not see the sign?

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   (Electric guitar sounding)   

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I thought that was a joke sign. 

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        - (note blaring)        
      - But you promised!       

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      You said, "Yes, yes,      
      whatever you want."       

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  You know, when you and Roger  
      asked me for money,       

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         I was probably         
      singing my new song:      

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 "Yes, Yes, Whatever You Want." 

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  My bad. It's a real earworm.  

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     ♪ Take what you need,      
    I'm going for a jaunt ♪     

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♪ Yes, yes, whatever you want ♪ 

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         So, what now?          

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  How about you and Roger here  

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      pitch me your ideas       
    on Friday and I'll pick?    

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  Let's do it now! I'm ready.   

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       No. Sorry. Can't.        

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       - (guitar blaring)       
          - (sighing)           

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        (guitar blaring)        

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          - (knocking)          
      - Agnes: Hey, Brady,      

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I borrowed these from the store.
        Your favourite.         

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          Oh, thanks.           

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         I'm starving.          

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     All they give us here      
      are Dean's raw dogs.      

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     Go on, eat something.      

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 You're getting skinny, Brady.  

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      Hey, how are things       
         at the store?          

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        I bet that Greg         
      is a real hard-ass.       

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   Oof. Everybody loves him.    

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  Bruce meat guy keeps saying   

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       that he wished he        
      would stay forever,       

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        and he says that        
      he's better than...       

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       How do you say it?       

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     "The little bitch who      
    used to run the place,"     

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        whoever that is.        

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           That's me,           
     I'm the little bitch.      

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             Oh...              
      you're the little B.      

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          Makes sense.          

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       (voice breaking:)        
    What's Bruce's problem?     

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           (sobbing)            

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           Man on TV:           
     Fabric is so detailed.     

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   Your hands, they're so...    

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            skilful.            

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       I could watch you        
       sew all day long.        

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  Oh, Tatanka, I love that you  
    love the things I love.     

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         Come on, man,          
     volley that shit! God!     

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        Are you watching        
       men's volleyball?        

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        Do we even have         
      anything in common?       

193
00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:31,687
   Okay, here, take my phone.   

194
00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,757
  We'll watch Reckless Wings.   

195
00:08:36,692 --> 00:08:38,894
      What is it, my love?      

196
00:08:38,928 --> 00:08:40,696
 What troubles upon your brow?  

197
00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:45,034
 Um... can you ask your horse,  
  Comanche to cover his eyes?   

198
00:08:46,035 --> 00:08:48,070
          (whinnying)           

199
00:08:48,103 --> 00:08:49,972
              No.               

200
00:08:52,775 --> 00:08:57,246
         - (whinnying)          
    - (woman on TV moaning)     

201
00:09:02,017 --> 00:09:03,586
       I want you to try        
       something I made.        

202
00:09:03,619 --> 00:09:07,189
             Mmm...             

203
00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:09,191
   It's gluten-free bannock.    

204
00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:10,659
           Try some.            

205
00:09:10,693 --> 00:09:13,028
             Mmm...             

206
00:09:17,299 --> 00:09:18,767
          (crunching)           

207
00:09:18,801 --> 00:09:20,836
         - You like it?         
 - Yeah, I love how hard it is. 

208
00:09:20,869 --> 00:09:24,273
        It's like giving        
      my teeth a work out.      

209
00:09:24,306 --> 00:09:26,208
    Better than your mom's?     

210
00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:27,977
           (serious:)           
 Is it better than your mom's?  

211
00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,682
        Then, tell her.         

212
00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:41,523
        (phone ringing)         

213
00:09:41,557 --> 00:09:43,225
       Hey, my baby boy.        

214
00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,527
 I was just thinking about you, 
      and then you called.      

215
00:09:48,897 --> 00:09:51,400
What did you just say, my baby? 

216
00:09:53,502 --> 00:09:56,739
            It's...             
     It's better than mine?     

217
00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:02,144
            Hol'eh!             

218
00:10:02,177 --> 00:10:04,980
     - Mama, say something!     
       - (Agnes sobbing)        

219
00:10:05,014 --> 00:10:09,985
            - Mama!             
          - (sobbing)           

220
00:10:17,593 --> 00:10:18,694
         Oh, hey, man.          

221
00:10:18,727 --> 00:10:20,429
      Hey, check this out.      

222
00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:23,165
  Brady found this box of old   
fireworks when he was cleaning. 

223
00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:28,003
        Hearing-lossers.        

224
00:10:28,037 --> 00:10:31,407
         Finger-takers.         
      And check this out.       

225
00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,242
    That's a Creator Stick!     

226
00:10:33,275 --> 00:10:36,378
  Yeah, man. Saving these for   
    later to cheer up Brady.    

227
00:10:36,412 --> 00:10:38,247
          Brady: Hey,           
 I think we should be good now. 

228
00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,915
Paul, did you see the fireworks?

229
00:10:39,948 --> 00:10:41,016
           Yeah, bro.           
      So, you in or what?       

230
00:10:41,050 --> 00:10:42,751
             Um...              
         Uh, hell yeah!         

231
00:10:42,785 --> 00:10:44,253
            - Yeah!             
             - Bam!             

232
00:10:44,286 --> 00:10:45,954
         - Dean: Yeah!          
        - Paul: Hold up.        

233
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:47,756
       Why is he cleaning       
       gitch on a board?        

234
00:10:47,790 --> 00:10:49,191
         Why is there a         
      bucketful of gitch?       

235
00:10:49,224 --> 00:10:50,392
      And why do you have       
      a frickin' plunger?       

236
00:10:50,426 --> 00:10:51,927
     I don't want to know.      

237
00:10:54,096 --> 00:10:55,597
             Okay,              
  let's get these up on here.   

238
00:10:55,631 --> 00:10:57,633
    Dean: Yeah, making good     
         progress here.         

239
00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:05,240
            Behold!             

240
00:11:05,274 --> 00:11:09,545
       By the traditional       
     laws of band funding,      

241
00:11:09,578 --> 00:11:12,081
         we have met at         
       this chosen ground       

242
00:11:12,114 --> 00:11:15,918
  to settle now and for always  

243
00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:17,920
     who gets the surplus?      

244
00:11:17,953 --> 00:11:22,624
  Roger Laughingstick and his   
   WinMax 5000 Bingo machine?   

245
00:11:22,658 --> 00:11:26,595
      It's the gold plated      
   toilet of bingo machines.    

246
00:11:26,628 --> 00:11:27,663
             Or...              

247
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:31,934
  Jo and her exercise machine?  

248
00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,902
    Okay let's get started.     

249
00:11:33,936 --> 00:11:37,606
           But, wait!           
  There's a third challenger,   

250
00:11:37,639 --> 00:11:41,310
 who I must've sang "Yes, Yes,  
     Whatever You Want" to.     

251
00:11:41,343 --> 00:11:43,245
            Anyways,            

252
00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:45,514
          he is first.          

253
00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:49,184
 I got four words for you guys: 

254
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:52,254
        "Ec o tour ism."        

255
00:11:52,287 --> 00:11:55,190
        Jo: Beat it, Ed!        

256
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,625
             Go on!             

257
00:11:56,658 --> 00:12:00,596
      Okay. I'll go next.       

258
00:12:00,629 --> 00:12:03,298
   Sterling: Check this out.    

259
00:12:03,332 --> 00:12:05,033
 What does our future look like 

260
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,669
  if our youth are not jacked?  

261
00:12:07,703 --> 00:12:10,038
          How are they          
    supposed to get jacked?     

262
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,841
     With a bingo machine?      

263
00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:15,344
           No chance.           

264
00:12:15,377 --> 00:12:18,814
  Studies have shown that the   
      endorphins released       

265
00:12:18,847 --> 00:12:22,017
     in the mind of a youth     

266
00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:24,453
    significantly increases     

267
00:12:24,486 --> 00:12:26,789
       when they're using       
      a exercise machine.       

268
00:12:26,822 --> 00:12:31,727
Are future is headed for a crash
if we continue with this trend. 

269
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,730
       The most positive        
      future we could have      

270
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:38,233
  is in direct correlation to   
   how jacked our youth are.    

271
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:42,237
      I present to you the      
    chair-lifting exercise.     

272
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:45,040
These skinny youth could barely 
      lift these chairs up      

273
00:12:45,073 --> 00:12:47,676
   with their spaghetti arms.   

274
00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:51,480
        I present to you        
   the pickle jar challenge.    

275
00:12:51,513 --> 00:12:54,082
       Real wimpy, he is.       

276
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,985
      Real easy that was.       

277
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,155
        And this is why         

278
00:13:00,189 --> 00:13:02,658
  we need an exercise machine.  

279
00:13:02,691 --> 00:13:04,560
 Well, that's my little pitch.  

280
00:13:04,593 --> 00:13:05,828
         Chi miigwetch.         

281
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,431
  Follow that, Laughingprick.   

282
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:12,234
              Meh.              

283
00:13:15,037 --> 00:13:17,105
   It's almost picture time.    

284
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,174
So, there's these firecrackers, 

285
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,876
    and me, Dean, and Brady,    

286
00:13:20,909 --> 00:13:23,912
   we want to go light 'em up   
     and set 'em off later.     

287
00:13:23,946 --> 00:13:25,747
     Ugh. You're so shiny.      

288
00:13:25,781 --> 00:13:29,518
   And it's not even for fun.   
 It's because Brady's real sad. 

289
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:32,120
      Wait. Picture time?       

290
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:35,691
  Yeah. We're taking a family   
   photo for my vision board.   

291
00:13:35,724 --> 00:13:38,527
I want us to have lots of kids. 

292
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,462
  Uh, don't manifest me, man.   

293
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:41,864
      Don't talk like that      
     in front of the kids.      

294
00:13:41,897 --> 00:13:43,599
             Kids?              

295
00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:48,604
            Oh shit!            

296
00:13:48,637 --> 00:13:50,205
          I'm gonna go          
      freshen up my gloss.      

297
00:13:50,239 --> 00:13:52,441
   You better be wearing this   
        when I get back.        

298
00:13:59,147 --> 00:14:01,650
    Roger: Close your eyes.     

299
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,820
 (flute playing ethereal music) 

300
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,322
        Imagine a world         
     where the bingo balls      

301
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,324
 don't dart out of the machine  

302
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:12,628
     to hit an unsuspecting     
         player's eyes!         

303
00:14:12,661 --> 00:14:14,997
       That's never even        
        happened before!        

304
00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:21,470
        If we don't act,        

305
00:14:21,503 --> 00:14:24,339
  the results will be deadly!   

306
00:14:26,308 --> 00:14:27,476
      Just overkill, bro.       

307
00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:31,747
      My learned friend Jo      

308
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:34,316
       seems to be a fan        
       of the status quo.       

309
00:14:34,349 --> 00:14:37,986
     I know the rest of you     
      want to save lives.       

310
00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:40,622
    So, I present to you...     

311
00:14:40,656 --> 00:14:44,359
          the future!           

312
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,461
    I made this one myself!     

313
00:14:46,495 --> 00:14:48,697
      Dual ball tumblers!       

314
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,933
      LED number display!       

315
00:14:50,966 --> 00:14:54,603
          And even...           

316
00:14:54,636 --> 00:14:57,439
        a finger warmer         
        for the caller!         

317
00:14:57,472 --> 00:14:59,775
              Ooh!              

318
00:14:59,808 --> 00:15:02,644
    Bingo scientists call it    

319
00:15:02,678 --> 00:15:05,647
        the WinMax 5000         

320
00:15:05,681 --> 00:15:09,651
      Elite Bingo Console!      

321
00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:13,455
      But I... propose...       

322
00:15:13,488 --> 00:15:15,557
         we call it...          

323
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,292
          The Deedee!           

324
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,062
    Well, I've heard enough.    

325
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:23,532
          You win the           
     two thousand dollars!      

326
00:15:23,565 --> 00:15:26,635
           (cheering)           

327
00:15:26,668 --> 00:15:28,870
         Jo: Seriously?         

328
00:15:28,904 --> 00:15:30,906
      We could just change      
the name of the exercise machine

329
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,474
         to the Deedee.         

330
00:15:32,507 --> 00:15:36,745
    Not sure I want sweat on    
   something named after me.    

331
00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:38,080
           (cheering)           

332
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:42,651
           (laughing)           

333
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,521
           All right.           

334
00:15:46,555 --> 00:15:48,590
             Yeah!              

335
00:15:49,591 --> 00:15:51,493
     What? It's for safety.     

336
00:15:51,526 --> 00:15:54,196
          Hey, Brady,           
     I got some good news.      

337
00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:55,764
    Bruce said that all that    

338
00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:57,933
      "little bitch" stuff      
        is totally you.         

339
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,603
Oh. Thank you for poking around.

340
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:05,540
    And Greg said that he's     
     looking at the books.      

341
00:16:05,574 --> 00:16:07,542
  He said something about a...  

342
00:16:07,576 --> 00:16:10,912
        forensic audit?         

343
00:16:10,946 --> 00:16:12,914
          "Forensic"?           
    That sounds deadly, hey?    

344
00:16:12,948 --> 00:16:15,017
              Hey!              

345
00:16:15,050 --> 00:16:17,786
           Okay, bye.           

346
00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:31,033
   Wait. Where's your daddy?    

347
00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:35,404
          Paul? Paul?!          

348
00:16:44,946 --> 00:16:48,250
     He fucking greased me.     

349
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:50,719
        Paul: Hey, b'eb.        

350
00:16:50,752 --> 00:16:53,321
    Uh, where are the kids?     

351
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,957
     Don't you "b'eb", me.      
I'm breaking up with you, Paul! 

352
00:16:55,991 --> 00:16:57,659
       Can't you break up       
       with me tomorrow?        

353
00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,895
   Are you seriously worried    
   about the money right now?   

354
00:16:59,928 --> 00:17:01,797
      I'll give you half!       

355
00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:03,899
    You're half everything:     

356
00:17:03,932 --> 00:17:06,668
     half man, half Native,     
          half-assed,           

357
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,403
       and I don't "half"       
    the time for this shit.     

358
00:17:08,437 --> 00:17:10,105
   I see what you did there!    

359
00:17:17,979 --> 00:17:19,181
        How's it going?         

360
00:17:30,492 --> 00:17:32,027
           (sighing)            

361
00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:33,862
      So, you only stayed       
         for the money?         

362
00:17:33,895 --> 00:17:36,898
    You've been holding that    
   against me all week long.    

363
00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:38,733
       Why don't you just       
     fly away to Winnipeg,      

364
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,335
 like a child tax millionaire?  

365
00:17:40,368 --> 00:17:41,903
      Why don't you go run      
    back to Stephen Harper?     

366
00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:43,004
           (sighing)            

367
00:17:43,038 --> 00:17:45,006
          Look at us.           

368
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,742
        We're two people        
   who don't wanna get hurt.    

369
00:17:47,809 --> 00:17:50,011
     I want to grow up and      
  I want to be the better man,  

370
00:17:50,045 --> 00:17:53,081
       but I can't do any       
       of those things...       

371
00:17:53,148 --> 00:17:54,649
       without you and...       

372
00:17:54,683 --> 00:17:56,918
              And?              

373
00:17:56,985 --> 00:17:59,354
             And...             

374
00:17:59,387 --> 00:18:01,656
  I could... move in with you.  

375
00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:02,691
            Really?             

376
00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:04,659
          Oh, Paul...           

377
00:18:04,693 --> 00:18:07,662
  Go and get the sex sweater.   

378
00:18:07,696 --> 00:18:08,930
   Good morning, Grouse Lake.   

379
00:18:08,997 --> 00:18:10,866
     This is Laughingstick      
        in the Morning.         

380
00:18:10,899 --> 00:18:13,401
   And that was Vern Cransten   
     and the Cat Slappers,      

381
00:18:13,435 --> 00:18:15,737
 playing the "Who-Haw Shuffle". 
        Never gets old.         

382
00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:18,240
       You know what else       
      will never get old?       

383
00:18:18,273 --> 00:18:21,243
   The new WinMax 5000 Elite    
       I won for us all.        

384
00:18:21,276 --> 00:18:24,546
 It's the bacon wrapped scallop 
       of bingo machines.       

385
00:18:24,579 --> 00:18:27,549
   Speaking of competitions,    

386
00:18:27,582 --> 00:18:30,418
   I wonder if Paul and Rose    
      are still together?       

387
00:18:30,452 --> 00:18:33,755
      Only one hour left.       

388
00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:35,624
           Hey b'eb.            

389
00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:36,958
       I brought you some       
        breakfast, b'eb.        

390
00:18:37,025 --> 00:18:39,961
             B'eb!              
 I've got the best b'eb, b'eb.  

391
00:18:40,028 --> 00:18:41,963
   You're such a b'eb, b'eb!    

392
00:18:43,398 --> 00:18:45,734
   B'eb, so I was thinking...   

393
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:47,569
  maybe when we get our money,  

394
00:18:47,602 --> 00:18:50,071
 we could get a pedal boat and  
 peddle on the river together?  

395
00:18:50,105 --> 00:18:53,074
          "Our" money?          

396
00:18:53,108 --> 00:18:54,543
       You mean my money.       

397
00:18:54,576 --> 00:18:56,912
         No. Our money.         

398
00:18:56,945 --> 00:18:59,114
  Now, that you're moving in,   
      we share everything.      

399
00:18:59,147 --> 00:19:01,783
   I only said that "I could"   
            move in.            

400
00:19:01,816 --> 00:19:04,085
   Listen to the words, man.    

401
00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:06,454
         And you listen         
      to these words, man!      

402
00:19:10,492 --> 00:19:12,127
       - We're broken up.       
          - (groaning)          

403
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,596
              Fok!              

404
00:19:14,629 --> 00:19:16,431
      And everybody knows.      

405
00:19:26,007 --> 00:19:30,278
       Brady, I'm afraid        
     I have some bad news.      

406
00:19:30,312 --> 00:19:32,514
I had some employees fill out a 
  performance report for you,   

407
00:19:32,581 --> 00:19:34,683
 and the results are not good.  

408
00:19:34,749 --> 00:19:37,085
 More than one employee called  
          you a, uh...          

409
00:19:37,118 --> 00:19:40,021
  Just want to get this right.  

410
00:19:40,088 --> 00:19:41,690
       "A little bitch."        

411
00:19:41,756 --> 00:19:43,158
             - Wow.             
 - That doesn't really matter.  

412
00:19:43,191 --> 00:19:44,926
      It's not why I have       
         to let you go.         

413
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,027
          I'm fired?!           

414
00:19:46,094 --> 00:19:48,363
We did a forensic audit, Brady, 

415
00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:51,132
 and as suspected, the store's  
 finances are a complete mess.  

416
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:52,200
         I can explain.         

417
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:54,703
     It's too late, Brady.      

418
00:19:54,769 --> 00:19:56,871
        - You're fired.         
          - (sighing)           

419
00:20:00,809 --> 00:20:03,945
Look, I know we lost the pitch, 

420
00:20:03,979 --> 00:20:06,615
     but it isn't over yet.     

421
00:20:06,648 --> 00:20:07,816
       There's a thousand       
        bucks in there.         

422
00:20:07,849 --> 00:20:08,850
         Can I hold it?         

423
00:20:08,883 --> 00:20:10,151
             Easy.              

424
00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:12,153
I won it off my stupid brother. 

425
00:20:12,187 --> 00:20:14,022
   Now, we have half the cash   

426
00:20:14,055 --> 00:20:15,690
  to buy the exercise machine.  

427
00:20:15,724 --> 00:20:17,892
       I'll get the rest        
        by Treaty Days.         

428
00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:19,327
            Deadly!             
  I wish you were Chief, man.   

429
00:20:19,361 --> 00:20:21,162
       You get shit done.       

430
00:20:21,196 --> 00:20:23,665
  You're god'damn rights I do.  

431
00:20:30,472 --> 00:20:32,774
 Thanks, Mom! This looks great! 

432
00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:35,877
        I'm really happy        
 you're not mad at me anymore.  

433
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,480
Moose stew for your growin' boy.

434
00:20:38,513 --> 00:20:40,348
          But I, uh...          

435
00:20:40,382 --> 00:20:42,284
I don't see any bannock around. 

436
00:20:42,317 --> 00:20:45,053
 If you were hoping for bannock 
      for your moose stew,      

437
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,821
    then you shouldn't have     
     broken your Ma's heart     

438
00:20:46,855 --> 00:20:48,490
      with your dumb lies.      

439
00:20:48,523 --> 00:20:50,392
       No, that was Rose!       
  She was the one that told--   

440
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,994
     Oh, and I got a letter     
      from the government.      

441
00:20:53,028 --> 00:20:54,396
            You did?            

442
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:57,499
    They said they don't pay    
    liars child tax anymore!    

443
00:20:57,532 --> 00:20:59,334
            No! Ma!             

444
00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:00,702
              Ma!               

445
00:21:00,735 --> 00:21:04,873
    No! (voice echoing) Ma!     

446
00:21:13,515 --> 00:21:18,320
      ♪ A beautiful sight       
     coming down the isle ♪     

447
00:21:20,755 --> 00:21:23,658
     ♪ An angel in white ♪      

448
00:21:23,692 --> 00:21:27,329
  ♪ You take my breath away ♪   

449
00:21:29,397 --> 00:21:34,269
      ♪ Tonight, together,      
        we'll fly away ♪        

450
00:21:36,037 --> 00:21:39,207
      ♪ Like two sparrows       
         flying high ♪