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    It was early afternoon,     

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    when retired nurse Rita     

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   and her unemployed cousin    
   Mavis were having a visit.   

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           (coughing)           

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     Mavis had been anxious     
    all day about an email,     

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      an email that would       
    change her life forever.    

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         Any word yet?          

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            Not yet.            

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        Just strugglin'.        
       If I get this job,       

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        I'll gotta move         
   my family to Island Lake.    

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       And they got them        
      big uncles up there.      

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    Lips: What happens next     
       is unexplainable.        

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       - (phone chiming)        
          - (gasping)           

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            Hold on.            

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            Ho'leh!             

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  I got the dang job, but they  
   want an answer right away.   

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      Lips: Mavis started       
       to lose her mind,        

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 and all Rita could offer was a 
 connection to another world... 

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       Well, pray on it.        

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      ...the Spirit World.      

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              Ehh.              

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    What? That's all I got.     

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   Lips: Soon after, the sign   
   they hoped for arrived...    

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      or so they thought.       

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       (eagle screeching)       

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    Mah! Did you hear that?     

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    Ho'leh! That's an eagle!    

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      - (eagle screeching)      
      - Ever deadly sign!       

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      Say yes to the job!       

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      - (phone whooshing)       
          - Chi Miigs!          

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          Job's mine.           

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             Lips:              
 That's when Mavis got jarr'd.  

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    How hard was she jarr'd?    

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          Pretty hard.          

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     The bird she had seen      
    was not an eagle at all.    

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  Ever sick, that's a vulture!  

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 That's not a good sign at all! 

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          (screeching)          

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              See?              

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         That's why you         
   don't use moon'ya tobacco.   

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            Ho'leh!             

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  What did the vulture mean...  

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     and what did it want?      

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      Was it impersonating      
  an eagle or just flying by?   

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 Or was it trying to warn Mavis 

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   that the job would bring a   
lifetime of big, muskeg uncles? 

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        Coming up next,         
    we talk to the vulture.     

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  ♪ Yes, I can love you baby ♪  

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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  Rise and shine, Grouse Lake.  

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     That was Slappy Brown      
         and the Knits,         

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   and this is Laughingstick    
        in the Morning.         

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    Beautiful day out there.    

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     Saw Bruce the meat guy     

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  unloading big slabs of meat   
    down at the North Store.    

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         So, you better         
    get your hands on a ham     

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before they're all snatched up. 

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  I've seen people rip through  
     a freezer full of hams     

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   like bears in a dumpster.    

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       Speaking of Bears        
         in a Dumpster,         

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   here's their latest hit -    

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     "Cryin' in the Nude."      

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         (Country music         
       playing on radio)        

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         (Paul yawning)         

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           (grunting)           

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     (laughing derisively)      
        Look who it is!         

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    Eddie the Eagle himself!    

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What? They run outta coffee down
  at the band office or what?   

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Yeah, sure. Let's go with that. 

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     Oh. Good morning, Mom.     

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          Ed was just           
    buying chips, right, Ed?    

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          Yeah, sure.           
       Just buying Chips.       

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             Ed...              

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      doesn't buy things.       

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              Ed.               

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        My Mom's house.         

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Rita (in his mind:) Ed was just 
    buying chips, right, Ed?    

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         Morning-time.          

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 Ed (in his mind:) Yeah, sure,  
       just buying chips.       

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              No!               

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    - I was gonna tell you.     
- Paul: Someone crack a window! 

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        I can't breathe!        

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  - Maybe you should sit down.  
      - I'm getting dizzy!      

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         I'm seeing...          
     I'm calling the cops!      

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       What? The police?        

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       - (Paul groaning)        
      - I got priors, eh.       

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        (body thudding)         

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  I brought you some bannock.   

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      I'm not even hungry.      

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 Okay, I need to say something. 

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      I've been seeing Ed,      
    but there's been others.    

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           Other men?           

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             What?!             

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       This is the first        
      I've heard of this.       

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     Sometimes, when I said     
     I was going to bingo,      

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     it was actually a lie.     

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   Okay, great! So, my mom's    
       a trickster, too.        

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Well, I didn't tell you because 
   I knew you'd take it bad.    

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      I can handle stuff.       

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       I'm not Baby Paul.       

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         I'm Man Paul.          

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   Would Baby Paul invite Ed    
     over for some bannock?     

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      Or is that something      
       Man Paul would do?       

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   Really? Give him a chance.   
    He's a really sweet man.    

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      Sweet like a raisin.      

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    (door opening, closing)     

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     Ed, you want Man Paul,     

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  fuckin' gonna get Man Paul.   

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     You want a juice box?      

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           Yes, Mama!           

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    ♪ See the big man cry ♪     

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    ♪ See the big man cry ♪     

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    ♪ See the big man cry ♪     

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       ♪ As I walked out        
     on the street today ♪      

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          Hey, Brady.           

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           The heck?            

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   White boy just strugglin'.   

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   (Muzak playing over P.A.)    

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               ♪                

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         Brady: Okay...         

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         Hey, everyone!         

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 Come see Brady the sad loser.  

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  He has nothing better to do   
    but cry at his old work.    

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             Hurry!             

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 Oh! oh! Now he's running away  
    like such a stupid baby!    

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          Look at him!          

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             Hurry!             

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     Lips: Got a hot cup of     
  coffee and a hot cup of tea.  

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          Lips, man...          
      I've got work to do.      

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        Shh! Didja hear?        

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        Brady got fired.        

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I thought he was looking rough. 

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     Didja know he took the     
   blame for smashing the TV?   

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       Jo, you did that.        

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       I know I did that!       

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         Dammit, Brady.         

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   He's doing this 'cause...    

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     he got a thing for me.     

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           What? No.            

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         I'm the cops,          
    I would know about that.    

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  Well, Lips, maybe you're not  
 that great at being the cops.  

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             Ouch.              

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             Great.             
  So, now, I have to fix this.  

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   Oh, yeah? If I'm not good    
       at being the cops,       

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      then how come I know      
    your mom is snagging Ed?    

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   Would a bad cop know that?   

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  So, what brings you here...   

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             Grady?             

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     Oh, I was doing, uh...     

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           - Please.            
         - Yeah, okay.          

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I was doing some bush pilot work

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   because I'm a bush pilot,    
           and uh...            

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 I saw this bright light in the 
    sky and then... aliens.     

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             - Huh.             
          - So, uh...           

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   Then, I woke up on a barge   

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   that was heading straight    
        for Grouse Lake.        

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          Barge? Okay.          

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 Well, that is one crazy story. 

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      Anyway, I'm not sure      
     how you could use me,      

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   but, uh, I'd love a crack    
   at the manager's position.   

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      Oh, wow. Um... okay.      

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     Well, listen, Brady--      

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           oh, sorry.           

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   I mean, Grady, I'm sorry,    

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       but that position        
        has been filled.        

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           Oh. Uh...            

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          That sucks.           

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       Oh! But Bruce does       
       need an assistant.       

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          Hey, Bruce!           

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          Brucey boy,           
       come on over here!       

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 - You're gonna love this guy.  
   - Bruce: Sure, Greggy boy!   

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             - Oh!              
    - Bruce: Oh, watch out!     

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          - (laughing)          
          - Come here!          

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  Greg: Oh, you got me again!   

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           (laughing)           

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    Wait! Don't I know you?     

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     No, no. Name's Grady.      

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     Sweet suspenders, bro.     

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           Oh, yeah.            

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         Name's Bruce.          
Welcome to the meat department. 

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     Everyone loves Bruce.      

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    If Bruce don't love you,    
       you got problems!        

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      Greg: You heard him!      

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        - Oh, watch out.        
         - Oh, oh, oh!          

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          - Watch out!          
      - You got me again!       

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      He sneaks up on me.       

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      - Bruce: This guy...      
       - (Greg laughing)        

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              Ma!               

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    Raisins in the bannock?     
          Since when?           

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  It's the way Ed likes them.   

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       Gimme yours, then.       

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 Oh, here we go, Ed the mooch.  
       You know what Ed?        

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  You're a lot like these old,  

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       dried up raisins -       

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  You make everything shitty.   

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           (sniffing)           

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Still smells like raisins to me.

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        Did Ed tell you         

199
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         that I'm going         
     into business with him     

200
00:09:07,289 --> 00:09:09,925
    on his ecotourism idea?     

201
00:09:09,959 --> 00:09:12,394
      I'm doing the merch!      

202
00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:14,563
      Ed: "I'm bananas for      
       Ed's monkey zoo!"        

203
00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:17,132
           (laughing)           

204
00:09:17,166 --> 00:09:18,634
        Try it on, boy.         

205
00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:21,003
          Why don't...          

206
00:09:21,070 --> 00:09:23,472
         you try it on?         

207
00:09:23,505 --> 00:09:26,575
   Your mom went through the    
     trouble of making it.      

208
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,477
       Show some respect.       

209
00:09:28,510 --> 00:09:30,112
             You...             
          (chuckling)           

210
00:09:30,145 --> 00:09:33,582
...can't tell me... what to do. 

211
00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,587
         That's enough!         

212
00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:39,922
 Clearly you can't handle this. 

213
00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:41,190
            Ma! No!             

214
00:09:41,256 --> 00:09:43,993
   We're just playing around!   

215
00:09:44,026 --> 00:09:46,028
We're just bonding, that's all. 

216
00:09:47,930 --> 00:09:52,167
     In fact, me and Ed are     
     gonna go and hang out,     

217
00:09:52,201 --> 00:09:55,771
really get to know one another. 

218
00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:59,808
       Yeah, we're gonna        
        get real tight.         

219
00:10:01,677 --> 00:10:03,379
       It's go time, Ed.        

220
00:10:03,445 --> 00:10:05,147
   You want to take a swing?    

221
00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:08,484
         Go ahead, boy.         
         Take a swing.          

222
00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:12,221
       I've been waiting        
      to do this all day.       

223
00:10:12,287 --> 00:10:14,323
            ("Inuk"             
    by Northern Haze plays)     

224
00:10:14,356 --> 00:10:18,193
               ♪                

225
00:10:18,227 --> 00:10:20,629
           (grunting)           

226
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,131
             Whoa!              

227
00:10:23,866 --> 00:10:27,870
               ♪                

228
00:10:27,903 --> 00:10:30,005
             Whoa!              

229
00:10:30,039 --> 00:10:31,206
           (grunting)           

230
00:10:37,212 --> 00:10:39,381
  And stay away from your mom!  

231
00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,352
           (groaning)           

232
00:10:48,090 --> 00:10:49,758
           (gasping)            
             What?              

233
00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:55,397
           (cackling)           

234
00:10:55,431 --> 00:10:56,999
           Paul: No!            

235
00:10:58,067 --> 00:11:00,102
     I have your favourite.     

236
00:11:00,169 --> 00:11:02,037
         - What's that?         
           - Raisins.           

237
00:11:02,071 --> 00:11:03,572
           (groaning)           

238
00:11:03,605 --> 00:11:05,274
       You love raisins!        

239
00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:07,042
       You're not my dad!       

240
00:11:07,076 --> 00:11:08,510
       You love raisins!        

241
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:10,846
      - You're not my dad!      
          - (cackling)          

242
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,514
       You're not my dad!       

243
00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:16,118
        I hate raisins!         
       You're not my dad!       

244
00:11:16,185 --> 00:11:17,686
    You're not my dad! What?    

245
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,255
          What? Wha...          
      (breathing heavily)       

246
00:11:20,289 --> 00:11:23,258
            Oh! Oh!             

247
00:11:23,292 --> 00:11:25,961
          You're fok'n          
     finished, raisin man.      

248
00:11:26,028 --> 00:11:27,696
  Agnes: What's that, my boy?   

249
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,032
         Nothing, Mama.         
          (chuckling)           

250
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:32,101
        Nothing at all.         

251
00:11:32,134 --> 00:11:33,736
   Ed: Keep it down in there    

252
00:11:33,769 --> 00:11:35,571
        or I'll give you        
    something to cry about!     

253
00:11:35,604 --> 00:11:39,641
     Leave me alone! Oh...      

254
00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:43,545
  I can't believe a sky person  
       visited you, man!        

255
00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:47,416
Yeah, it's-- yeah, it's a crazy 
     story, but it's true.      

256
00:11:47,449 --> 00:11:50,152
  Yer hands down, the coolest   
white guy I've ever worked with.

257
00:11:50,219 --> 00:11:51,987
        Oh, yeah? Uh...         

258
00:11:52,054 --> 00:11:53,756
  What about that old manager   
     who used to work here?     

259
00:11:53,789 --> 00:11:54,790
             Brady?             

260
00:11:54,823 --> 00:11:57,059
   I hate that guy. One time,   

261
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:58,627
   I tried to give him lice,    
    but they wouldn't take.     

262
00:11:58,660 --> 00:12:00,896
     Oh, and another time,      

263
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,232
I put live spiders in his desk. 

264
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:04,266
(Regular voice:) That was you?! 

265
00:12:04,299 --> 00:12:05,567
   (Gruff voice:) Oh, I mean,   

266
00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:08,337
       I heard about that       
      in my logging camp.       

267
00:12:08,403 --> 00:12:10,339
I thought you were a bush pilot?

268
00:12:10,405 --> 00:12:13,408
        I am. I do both.        

269
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:14,676
       Yeah, log and fly.       

270
00:12:14,743 --> 00:12:17,312
          You know...           

271
00:12:17,346 --> 00:12:19,748
   you look just like Brady.    

272
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:29,792
               ♪                

273
00:12:35,831 --> 00:12:38,000
      Just fok'n with you!      

274
00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:41,537
  I'd never say you look like   
       that loser Brady.        

275
00:12:41,603 --> 00:12:43,038
   If he was here right now,    

276
00:12:43,105 --> 00:12:46,508
   I'd probably punch him out   
       or give him lice.        

277
00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:49,778
          (chuckling)           
  Yeah, lice is always funny.   

278
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,886
         Moochin' from          
       the canteen I see?       

279
00:12:57,953 --> 00:13:00,022
   - Don't you have homework?   
             - Nah.             

280
00:13:00,055 --> 00:13:02,391
  I was supposed to go grocery  
      shopping for my mom,      

281
00:13:02,457 --> 00:13:04,993
     but I'm having trouble     
       reading her list,        

282
00:13:05,027 --> 00:13:06,962
   and I was wondering maybe    
     if you could help me.      

283
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,497
      Bring it here, boy.       

284
00:13:14,636 --> 00:13:17,339
  "Dear Agnes, my name is Ed,   
           and I'm...           

285
00:13:20,309 --> 00:13:22,878
          (chuckling)           
    "I'm a cheater, a mooch,    

286
00:13:22,911 --> 00:13:26,248
      "I think monkeys are      
     sexually attractive."      

287
00:13:26,315 --> 00:13:28,984
You think this is gonna keep me 
      from seeing your Ma?      

288
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,752
          Okay, then.           

289
00:13:30,819 --> 00:13:34,890
    "Don't tell anyone, for     
   I'm a huge monkey pervert.   

290
00:13:34,923 --> 00:13:37,159
         "Signed, Ed."          

291
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,694
             Pfft.              

292
00:13:38,727 --> 00:13:41,363
  This is not the first time I  
heard this monkey pervert stuff.

293
00:13:41,396 --> 00:13:43,832
   Yer not my first step-son.   

294
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,168
         You're not my          
      step anything, bro.       

295
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,338
              Mom!              

296
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,241
        Listen to this!         

297
00:13:52,274 --> 00:13:54,776
   Ed (on tape:) Dear Agnes,    
   my name is Ed, and I'm...    

298
00:13:54,843 --> 00:13:57,446
          (chuckling)           
    I'm a cheater, a mooch,     

299
00:13:57,512 --> 00:14:00,282
      I think monkeys are       
      sexually attractive.      

300
00:14:00,349 --> 00:14:02,551
       Don't tell anyone,       

301
00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:05,754
 for I'm a huge monkey pervert. 

302
00:14:05,787 --> 00:14:08,957
         (Ed laughing)          

303
00:14:12,127 --> 00:14:14,630
I'm just gonna come out with it.

304
00:14:14,696 --> 00:14:16,899
 I'm the one that broke the TV. 

305
00:14:16,932 --> 00:14:19,601
       You broke the TV?        

306
00:14:19,635 --> 00:14:22,070
      Okay. What happened?      

307
00:14:22,104 --> 00:14:24,206
         Nothing major.         

308
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:27,576
  Just threw a can of food at   
   a skinny teen and missed.    

309
00:14:27,609 --> 00:14:29,878
    That sounds major to me.    

310
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,480
   Brady lied to protect me.    

311
00:14:31,546 --> 00:14:34,149
He should never have been fired.

312
00:14:34,216 --> 00:14:35,617
        Actually, he was        
       fired for a series       

313
00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:37,819
   of financial inconsist...    

314
00:14:37,886 --> 00:14:40,889
   Okay. Look, I like Brady.    

315
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:44,293
             Okay?              
   That's why I hired Grady.    

316
00:14:44,326 --> 00:14:46,929
       Wait, who's Grady?       

317
00:14:50,132 --> 00:14:52,634
         What the hell?         

318
00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:55,570
     Brady, come over here.     

319
00:14:56,672 --> 00:14:59,741
This lady just called me Brady! 

320
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:01,843
 Hey Jo, get your eyes checked. 

321
00:15:01,910 --> 00:15:06,648
          (chuckling)           
     It's Grady, actually.      

322
00:15:06,682 --> 00:15:09,584
       If you see Brady,        

323
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:13,588
let him know that he didn't have
 to take the blame for the TV,  

324
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:17,693
    and I'm more than happy     
        to pay him back,        

325
00:15:17,759 --> 00:15:19,995
     and he didn't have to      
     do that stuff for me.      

326
00:15:20,028 --> 00:15:22,130
     Well, I don't know if      
      I'm gonna see Brady.      

327
00:15:22,164 --> 00:15:23,765
            I mean,             
   I don't even know the guy.   

328
00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:26,034
  But, uh... I'm sure he'd say  

329
00:15:26,101 --> 00:15:28,770
     that he'd do that for      
    anyone in the community.    

330
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:31,340
 I actually think you're right. 

331
00:15:31,373 --> 00:15:32,674
             Okay.              

332
00:15:34,042 --> 00:15:38,981
         Wow! Oh, yeah,         
  that's some beautiful work.   

333
00:15:49,224 --> 00:15:51,960
           Hello, Ed.           

334
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,695
          Let's make--          

335
00:15:53,729 --> 00:15:55,197
     Is that a sex sweater?     

336
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,298
           The hell!            

337
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,233
    You getting fussy, boy?     

338
00:15:58,300 --> 00:15:59,368
I think it's past your bedtime. 

339
00:15:59,401 --> 00:16:03,138
    Man! Cover that shit up.    
          It's gross!           

340
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,172
             God...             

341
00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:06,975
    Fuckin' cancel culture.     

342
00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:10,579
        Hurry up! Jeez!         

343
00:16:10,645 --> 00:16:11,980
     And you're wiping that     
    chair when you're done!     

344
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,248
             God...             

345
00:16:13,315 --> 00:16:14,583
        All right, good.        

346
00:16:14,649 --> 00:16:16,818
     Now, that you put your     
      little raisins away,      

347
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:20,856
     Ed, let's make a deal.     

348
00:16:20,889 --> 00:16:22,858
     All this can be yours.     

349
00:16:22,891 --> 00:16:25,660
      All you gotta do is       
       leave my mom alone       

350
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:28,330
        and mooch a ride        
      right on outta here.      

351
00:16:29,898 --> 00:16:33,602
     What do you think, Ed?     
            Take it.            

352
00:16:33,668 --> 00:16:36,772
    I know you want it, Ed.     
            Take it!            

353
00:16:36,838 --> 00:16:38,840
           Take it...           

354
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,911
         I can't do it.         

355
00:16:42,944 --> 00:16:44,713
            I can't.            
    If you want to bribe me     

356
00:16:44,746 --> 00:16:48,850
to stay away from your mom, you 
shoulda offered me a whole $20. 

357
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,419
           Cheap ass.           

358
00:16:50,452 --> 00:16:53,455
          Ho'leh heck!          
        You two idiots!         

359
00:16:53,522 --> 00:16:54,856
       Mom, Ed beats me!        

360
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:58,593
    Oh, shut it. This is why    
   I don't tell you nothing.    

361
00:16:58,627 --> 00:17:00,295
 (Speaking Indigenous language) 

362
00:17:00,362 --> 00:17:02,431
      All I'm worth to you      
        is twenty bucks?        

363
00:17:02,464 --> 00:17:05,934
      I'm sick of mooches       
  and I'm sick of big babies!   

364
00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:07,803
            Get out!            

365
00:17:07,869 --> 00:17:09,371
        - But... But...         

366
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:12,707
And leave the shirt, it's mine. 

367
00:17:15,143 --> 00:17:17,145
              Ugh.              

368
00:17:19,181 --> 00:17:21,917
        11 Lil' Fatties.        

369
00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:24,920
      12. 12 Lil' Fatties.      

370
00:17:24,953 --> 00:17:26,488
        - 13 Lil' Fatt--        
            - Greg?             

371
00:17:26,521 --> 00:17:29,124
  Can I see you for a minute?   

372
00:17:29,157 --> 00:17:31,159
             Sure.              

373
00:17:32,861 --> 00:17:34,996
              Oh.               

374
00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:39,434
You let Brady go because of some
   financial inconsistencies?   

375
00:17:39,468 --> 00:17:40,602
             Yeah.              

376
00:17:40,635 --> 00:17:42,204
             But...             

377
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,006
              All:              
  We are the inconsistencies.   

378
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,274
              Shh.              

379
00:17:46,308 --> 00:17:47,876
      Oh, we're doing a...      

380
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:50,378
   Brady lets me put all type   
      of shit on layaway.       

381
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,681
 Started small at first - some  
   jimmy-hats and body spray.   

382
00:17:52,714 --> 00:17:54,649
        Now, I'm putting        
     everything on layaway!     

383
00:17:54,683 --> 00:17:56,985
   It's rez'd out. I got this   
   washing machine in my room   

384
00:17:57,018 --> 00:17:58,120
and I don't even got a hook up. 

385
00:17:58,153 --> 00:17:59,821
         We don't have          
      a lay-away program.       

386
00:17:59,855 --> 00:18:02,357
     That's good, Sterling.     
     That's good. Mavis...      

387
00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:04,326
Chief and Council were too cheap

388
00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,394
       to let me race my        
      RC cars in the gym,       

389
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,463
   so Brady let me have night   
   races in the North Store.    

390
00:18:08,497 --> 00:18:10,866
        Gave me all the         
    chips n' dip I wanted...    

391
00:18:10,899 --> 00:18:12,801
         - There it is.         
        - ...on credit.         

392
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,469
         And now, I owe         
       so much dip money.       

393
00:18:14,503 --> 00:18:15,804
        I'm sure you do.        

394
00:18:15,837 --> 00:18:17,139
    He wouldn't let me host     
   my muskrat fights, though.   

395
00:18:17,172 --> 00:18:18,540
      Muskrat? I'm sorry.       

396
00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:19,975
      - Jo: That's enough.      
         - Did she...?          

397
00:18:20,008 --> 00:18:21,643
             Dean?              

398
00:18:21,676 --> 00:18:23,211
       So, Lil' Tony came       
       here with his mom        

399
00:18:23,245 --> 00:18:24,913
to get him a USB for his movies,

400
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:28,049
        but Brady lied,         
       said they sold out       

401
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:29,751
        because he knows        
       I'm the movie man.       

402
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:31,153
             Dean,              
that's not what we talked about.

403
00:18:31,186 --> 00:18:32,721
That's not what we talked about.

404
00:18:32,754 --> 00:18:34,589
 No, I'm sure it's not. Listen. 

405
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,558
I can't give Brady his job back 

406
00:18:36,591 --> 00:18:39,494
      just because you all      
   put on a nice little play.   

407
00:18:39,528 --> 00:18:40,996
          (chuckling)           
        A little play...        

408
00:18:41,029 --> 00:18:42,430
          A little...           

409
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:47,335
     Yeah. The little play      
     was for Brady. But...      

410
00:18:47,369 --> 00:18:49,938
 the store's lease is up soon,  

411
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,507
        and if you want         
  the band office to renew it,  

412
00:18:52,541 --> 00:18:54,576
 you'll give him his job back.  

413
00:18:54,609 --> 00:18:56,278
           Well, I...           

414
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,580
It's gonna take a lot of calls, 

415
00:18:58,613 --> 00:19:01,082
       and, uh, I'm gonna       
        have to call HR,        

416
00:19:01,116 --> 00:19:02,884
      but I love HR, so...      

417
00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:05,220
       Okay, fine, fine.        
  Brady can have his job back.  

418
00:19:05,253 --> 00:19:08,023
          - (cheering)          
        - Oh, you guys!         

419
00:19:08,056 --> 00:19:10,625
     Oh! It's me! It's me!      
   It was me the whole time!    

420
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,627
              Oh!               

421
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:15,630
   The mysterious bush pilot    
     was me the whole time!     

422
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,432
   Oh, I'm getting that now!    
       It's the same guy!       

423
00:19:17,465 --> 00:19:19,534
       Thank you so much,       
         everyone. Wow!         

424
00:19:19,568 --> 00:19:21,269
         Bruce: What?!          

425
00:19:21,303 --> 00:19:24,372
      Oh! Hey, Brucey boy,      
         come on over.          

426
00:19:24,406 --> 00:19:25,874
             Whoa!              

427
00:19:25,907 --> 00:19:28,376
          Wait. Wait.           

428
00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:31,313
You're Brady! This whole time?! 

429
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,583
             Oh...              

430
00:19:34,616 --> 00:19:37,619
              No!               

431
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:47,462
           (sighing)            
 Supper for Mom is almost done. 

432
00:19:47,495 --> 00:19:49,231
        Ed: She's here!         

433
00:19:49,264 --> 00:19:50,732
        Both: Surprise!         

434
00:19:50,765 --> 00:19:53,635
             What?              
 What are you both doing here?  

435
00:19:53,668 --> 00:19:56,738
  Well, Ed and I both realized  
    how slack we were being.    

436
00:19:56,771 --> 00:19:58,306
         So, we thought         
   we would make it up to you   

437
00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:00,175
         by cooking you         
      this deadly dinner.       

438
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,677
          That's nice,          
        but bad timing.         

439
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:03,979
              Oh!               

440
00:20:04,012 --> 00:20:05,981
   Hope I'm not interrupting.   

441
00:20:06,014 --> 00:20:07,849
        It's okay, Greg.        
    We'll go to your place.     

442
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,151
     I'll get my Bingo bag.     

443
00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:11,820
           Paul: Mom?           

444
00:20:11,853 --> 00:20:14,289
         Can we go back         
     to the way things were     

445
00:20:14,322 --> 00:20:16,358
      before I knew a damn      
  thing about your love life?   

446
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:17,525
             Deal?              

447
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:20,195
             Deal.              

448
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:23,164
     (sighing) Well, Ed...      

449
00:20:23,198 --> 00:20:26,434
   we've been through a lot.    
  I think we've really grown,   

450
00:20:26,468 --> 00:20:29,504
       and I just want to       
      say that I still...       

451
00:20:29,537 --> 00:20:31,039
     really hate your guts.     

452
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,708
    Right back at you, boy!     

453
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,777
        Don't touch me.         

454
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:40,181
       Bruce... you tried       
        to give me lice.        

455
00:20:40,215 --> 00:20:43,852
You put live spiders in my desk.

456
00:20:43,885 --> 00:20:46,855
       I hate your guts.        

457
00:20:46,888 --> 00:20:49,291
 But you're the best damn meat  
      guy I've ever seen.       

458
00:20:49,357 --> 00:20:51,259
       So, if we're gonna       
   continue to work together,   

459
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:54,029
   we're gonna have to settle   
      things here, today,       

460
00:20:54,062 --> 00:20:56,097
           like men.            

461
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,632
       It's tether-time!        

462
00:20:57,699 --> 00:20:58,700
       Screw you, Brady.        

463
00:20:58,733 --> 00:21:09,477
               ♪                

464
00:21:09,544 --> 00:21:11,212
            ("Inuk"             
    by Northern Haze plays)     

465
00:21:18,753 --> 00:21:20,822
               ♪