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        Welcome, uncles         
       and little uncles.       

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     As the deadliest uncle     
        in Grouse Lake,         

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 I'm pleased you've come to me  
       to learn the ways.       

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  First thing you need to know  
      to be a deadly uncle      

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     is the Uncle Shuffle.      

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      (laughing) So dope!       

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               ♪                

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       Start real simple.       

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 You don't want to bust a hip.  

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   Just sway back and forth.    

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     It's about endurance.      

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        Uncles gotta be         
     on the floor sometimes     

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          from 6:00 PM          
    right to the neon moon.     

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  Nice moves, Stephen Harper.   

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       Add some feet now.       

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          Yeah, yeah.           

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        More hips, Lips.        

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           Like this?           

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           (laughing)           
     You're a natural, boy.     

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  Now, the most important part  
     of the Uncle Shuffle,      

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           the arms.            

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           Whoa, boy!           

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   That's too big, Sterling.    

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       You wave your arms       
       around like that,        

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      how you gonna carry       
    auntie's purse for her?     

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               ♪                

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   She went to the bathroom.    

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         Now, act like          
you've just seen a deadly auntie

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and point your lips over to her 

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  so the other uncles can see.  

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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Sterling, you're all over, man. 

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     You're pointing at all     
  the aunties, gettin' greedy.  

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        You're gonna get        
        run outta town!         

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         Look at Lips.          

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        Such discipline.        

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         ♪ In my eyes ♪         

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  (tape recorder turning off)   

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         What the heck          
      are you guys doing?       

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       Is that my purse?        

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         S'up, auntie?          
      Check out my moves.       

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   Ta-ta-ta-cha-cha-cha-cha.    

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          Cha-cha-cha.          

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             Shit.              

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         Too much arms.         

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 ♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪  

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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            Up next,            

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           a tale fit           
     for a Hollywood movie.     

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         A spooky one.          

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       Unless you've been       
      hiding under a rock,      

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you've heard of Mr. Witch Face, 

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        the bank robber         
  who wears a Halloween mask.   

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         Like this one.         

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               ♪                

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           Oh, scary.           

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    To date, Mr. Witch Face     
      has struck 11 banks       

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      across the prairies,      

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          with nothing          
     but a sharpened broom.     

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           This week,           

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the story took a dramatic turn. 

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    Police were finally able    
  to apprehend Mr. Witch Face,  

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  but while being transported   
      to prison by plane,       

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   Mr. Witch Face jumped out    

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         over the wilds         
     of northern Manitoba.      

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    I headed to Grouse Lake     
         First Nation,          

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   a remote fly-in community    

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    400 kilometres northwest    

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          of Winnipeg.          

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  Just one of the communities   
    in which Mr. Witch Face     

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       could have landed.       

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 While typically a sleepy town, 

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   the people of Grouse Lake    
   are now gripped with fear.   

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  Will they come face to face   
      with Mr. Witch Face?      

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               ♪                

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   Did I say "Mr. Witch Face"   
        too many times?         

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         Ah, screw it.          
 The editors can figure it out. 

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           (laughing)           

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(sighing) Classic fuckin' Brian.

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     And now we gotta stare     
      at his mug all day?       

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            No, man.            
     I live for this idiot.     

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   Do you know how fun it was   

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   cutting his International    
       Woman's Day story?       

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   He said a lot of dumb shit   
       in that pink hat.        

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  How does this guy still have  
             a job?             

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         I don't know,          
       but it's awesome.        

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Look at him. It's like he thinks
        he's in Jumanji.        

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  Feels like he's gonna bring   
 out a lion cub on a talk show. 

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    Let's just get this over    
     and done with, Judah.      

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      What do we got here?      

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    Well, technically, I...     

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           I'm sorry.           

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  What was the question again?  

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I didn't ask you a question yet.

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          So tell me,           

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 how has the fugitive affected  
         your business?         

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 Well, I'm the general manager  
       of Sagatay Lodge.        

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    Basically, I had to take    
 a one year professional hiatus 

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        from this place.        

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   My cousin, Dean, he almost   
  burnt it down to the ground.  

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         But I was able         
     to turn things around.     

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   - Lodge Guest: Excuse me.    
            - Hello.            

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      How are you enjoying      
 our facilities and amendments? 

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    I hate to be a problem,     

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 but there's a dog giving birth 
        in the bathtub.         

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    Ooh, you're gonna wanna     
      keep your distance.       

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 They can be very territorial.  

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       Oh, no, of course.       

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     I apologize for that.      

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     But the Sagatay Lodge,     
it could be a unique experience.

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    There's a lot of history    
       in this building.        

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      Look at this chair.       

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      This chair has been       

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     in my family's history     
   for over a hundred years.    

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 My great-great-great Mooshum,  

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      when he was fightin'      

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   for his land and he needed   
     to take a load off...      

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        chair was there.        

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Even today when things get tough

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      and I need to think       
     of the ancestors, I--      

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          Oh, my God!           
           (grunting)           

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      That was witchcraft!      
     That wasn't my weight!     

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      - (editors laughing)      
     - Witchcraft, I said!      

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 - It's witchcraft. (groaning)  
      - (editors laughing)      

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     - Paul: Open a window!     
      - (editors laughing)      

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     I think it's my femur.     

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 Oh, the ancestors, they really 
    fucked me with this one.    

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            I can't.            
            I can't!            

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          - Pause it.           
          - (groaning)          

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       Add it to the pile       
       of Brian bloopers.       

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           Honestly,            
  I've got hours of this shit.  

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             Paul:              
         Open a window!         

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             Tiana:             
   Okay, let's just move on.    

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   By the looks of this guy,    
       he lives on a bus?       

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 So, Dean, you've been holed up 
       in this bus bunker       

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           since news           
     of the fugitive broke.     

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      When's the last time      
   you saw the light of day?    

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       What did ya mean?        

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   Well you must be so scared   
        of the fugitive.        

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           (grunting)           

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        Whoa, heads up.         

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        Pass me that can        
        of butter, bro.         

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      Wait, you mean this?      

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       Yeah, man, butter.       

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               ♪                

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   So, back to the interview,   
           if I may?            

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   How has your life changed?   

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 Well, I guess I'm busier, bro. 

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     I'm hooking up people      
     with movies like crazy     

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 because now everybody wants to 
 see Hocus Pocus or Teen Witch. 

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     So, so, you're saying      
        life is better?         

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There's only one motherfucker I 
got to watch out for, Lil' Tony.

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 He thinks he's the movie man,  

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   but his Mom only lets him    
    have the clean versions     

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         of the movies.         

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           No nudity.           

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     That's your movie man?     

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His Basic Instinct is too basic.

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 So tell me about the fugitive. 

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         That poor guy.         

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    Don't tell anybody, but,    

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  I've been leaving a plate of  
 food out for him every morning 

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         just in case.          

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 So, you're worried about him?  

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     I know what it's like      
    to be in the bush alone.    

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      My parents forgot me      
       on a camping trip.       

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       Okay, we're good.        

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  If you ever find that witch,  
 can you tell me if he's okay?  

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   And if you see my parents,   

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        can you tell 'em        
   I'm still in Grouse Lake?    

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Brian: So, before we get started
       if we could just--       

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          Don't worry.          

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 The name's Roger Laughingstick 
and you spell it like it sounds.

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           Oh, good.            

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      Well, it sounds like      
    you've done this before.    

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         Amen, brother.         

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          You and me,           
we're in the same business, eh? 

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       Did you know I was       
    the first one to report     

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   the fugitive on the loose?   

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         - Oh, really?          
            - Yeah.             

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   People really count on me    
to deliver the news around here.

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 I may sleep a lot but there's  
 no rest for the Laughingstick. 

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          Okay, well,           
   so for my first question--   

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      And let's be honest,      

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       when something bad       
      happens in the world      

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       that's pretty good       
     for our business, eh?      

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  Well you know what they say,  
   "If it bleeds, it leads!"    

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  I mean you don't win awards   
   for a headline that reads,   

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        "Bank Not Robbed        
        by Sharp Broom."        

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       - (both laughing)        
          - Right on!           

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  Oh, hey, are you getting me   
 and the mic in the shot here?  

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        Oh, don't worry.        

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We'll pick up some shots of you 
doing your thing live on the air

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      after the interview.      

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 - We are live on the air, man. 
 - (microphone button clicking) 

196
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 We're talking about the witch  
  on the loose with our guest,  

197
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     Brian, so if you have      
  any questions, just call in.  

198
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        You... you mean         
     we're on the air now?      

199
00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:12,568
   Yeah, I had to move bingo    
            for you.            

200
00:08:12,601 --> 00:08:13,903
       - (phone ringing)        
      - Oh, look at that.       

201
00:08:13,936 --> 00:08:15,437
    We got a caller already.    

202
00:08:15,471 --> 00:08:16,939
       - (phone ringing)        
          - Go ahead.           

203
00:08:16,972 --> 00:08:17,940
     You're live on the air     

204
00:08:17,973 --> 00:08:21,176
  with Laughingstick and Brian  
       in the afternoon.        

205
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  Caller: You cancelled bingo   
         for this shit?         

206
00:08:23,279 --> 00:08:25,748
   You better hope that witch   
     gets you before I do.      

207
00:08:25,781 --> 00:08:28,651
         You know what?         
    That's a great question.    

208
00:08:28,684 --> 00:08:31,253
      You should probably       
      answer that, Brian.       

209
00:08:31,287 --> 00:08:33,522
             Uh...              
          (stammering)          

210
00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:36,425
  - (multiple phones ringing)   
   Hold on a second, Gramps.    

211
00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:39,962
          The board's           
    really lighting up here.    

212
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Do you mind if we do this later?

213
00:08:41,664 --> 00:08:45,434
         You're really          
      upsetting everyone.       

214
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  Tiana: Did he honestly say,   
   "If it bleeds, it leads."?   

215
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          - So greasy.          
 - Tiana, he always says that.  

216
00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:55,344
          He said that          
   in the Woman's Day piece.    

217
00:08:55,377 --> 00:08:58,314
 I mean is there a story here?  
      This is dumb, right?      

218
00:08:58,347 --> 00:09:00,015
      Judah: We got enough      
   for Funniest Home Videos.    

219
00:09:02,685 --> 00:09:05,020
         - Oh, my God!          
        - We are fucked.        

220
00:09:07,189 --> 00:09:09,024
  I heard that there was this   
    white guy at the gas bar    

221
00:09:09,058 --> 00:09:10,693
      in Duck Bay and that      
 he looked witchy as hell, too, 

222
00:09:10,726 --> 00:09:12,861
     but that could just be     
  because he was in Duck Bay.   

223
00:09:12,895 --> 00:09:14,630
 Nah, boy, that was our cousin. 

224
00:09:14,663 --> 00:09:16,732
 He's just pale skinned is all. 

225
00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,667
               ♪                

226
00:09:18,701 --> 00:09:21,337
     Brian: And how scared      
    of the witchman are you?    

227
00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:22,671
         I like sugar.          

228
00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:34,383
  Okay, real simple question.   

229
00:09:34,416 --> 00:09:37,686
     How has the witch hunt     
       changed your life?       

230
00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,522
    This interview I guess.     
          That's big.           

231
00:09:40,556 --> 00:09:42,658
 - Like, I get to meet TV Head. 
           - TV Head?           

232
00:09:42,691 --> 00:09:44,860
       Yeah, your head's        
       always on TV, bro.       

233
00:09:44,893 --> 00:09:48,497
Okay, so as the band constable, 

234
00:09:48,530 --> 00:09:51,000
    what safety precautions     
        have you taken?         

235
00:09:51,033 --> 00:09:54,036
    I'm just doin' my duty,     
     keeping everyone safe,     

236
00:09:54,069 --> 00:09:57,706
    checking the perimeters     
     and the vicini...ties.     

237
00:09:57,740 --> 00:09:59,808
         Sometimes I do         
     the perimeters twice.      

238
00:09:59,842 --> 00:10:02,411
         And when I do,         
      I use this big guy.       

239
00:10:06,115 --> 00:10:08,117
   It's my prized possession.   

240
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:10,552
       - The flashlight?        
          - Yeah, man.          

241
00:10:10,586 --> 00:10:12,888
You imagine what that witch boy 
 would do if he saw this thing  

242
00:10:12,921 --> 00:10:15,190
  shining at him in the bush?   

243
00:10:15,224 --> 00:10:18,127
         Shh, shh, shh!         
         You hear that?         

244
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,095
       It's gotta be him.       

245
00:10:20,129 --> 00:10:22,131
              Hey!              
              Hey!              

246
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:23,532
          Smarten up!           

247
00:10:23,565 --> 00:10:25,401
         Better not be          
    robbing banks out there!    

248
00:10:25,434 --> 00:10:26,502
        Drop the broom!         

249
00:10:26,535 --> 00:10:29,905
         Ah. (sighing)          
           Got away.            

250
00:10:29,938 --> 00:10:30,939
      This is why we need       

251
00:10:30,973 --> 00:10:33,342
    better training up here.    

252
00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:34,410
       (editors laughing)       

253
00:10:34,443 --> 00:10:35,511
 Judah: Tiana, check this out.  

254
00:10:35,544 --> 00:10:37,713
 Tiana: What the fuck is this?  

255
00:10:37,746 --> 00:10:38,914
 Brian does this all the time.  

256
00:10:38,947 --> 00:10:41,650
  He likes to film his tennis   
 stroke to try to fix his form. 

257
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:42,785
   Please fast forward this.    

258
00:10:42,818 --> 00:10:44,720
       Judah: Yeah, sure.       
    I've got hours of this.     

259
00:10:44,753 --> 00:10:46,922
   - I could send it to you.    
            - Don't.            

260
00:10:46,955 --> 00:10:48,724
     Oh, that's the Chief.      

261
00:10:48,757 --> 00:10:53,929
   (playing electric guitar)    

262
00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:56,632
             Cool.              
            Thanks.             

263
00:10:56,665 --> 00:11:00,402
   (playing electric guitar)    

264
00:11:00,436 --> 00:11:01,537
       I think we got it!       

265
00:11:06,108 --> 00:11:07,209
    (Chief clearing throat)     

266
00:11:07,242 --> 00:11:10,813
  As Chief, what safety steps   
   have you taken on the rez?   

267
00:11:10,846 --> 00:11:12,614
       Now, you can tell        
        all your friends        

268
00:11:12,648 --> 00:11:16,785
   that you heard Eagle Heart   
      live at work today.       

269
00:11:16,819 --> 00:11:18,253
          Eagle Heart?          
          What's that?          

270
00:11:18,287 --> 00:11:20,656
        Are you serious?        
           Big Makwa?           

271
00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:22,658
     That, uh, doesn't ring     
       any bells, Chief.        

272
00:11:22,691 --> 00:11:25,094
            Come on.            
 We were huge in the nineties.  

273
00:11:25,127 --> 00:11:26,762
      - I'm sure you were.      
             - Ugh!             

274
00:11:26,795 --> 00:11:30,632
Eagle Heart was our biggest hit.

275
00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:33,669
        It's about a boy        
      with an eagle heart.      

276
00:11:35,037 --> 00:11:37,639
       Ringing any bells?       

277
00:11:37,673 --> 00:11:40,309
  Judah: I... I gotta look up   
          Eagle Heart.          

278
00:11:40,342 --> 00:11:41,777
            No way.             
         You found it?          

279
00:11:41,810 --> 00:11:43,812
  (eagle screeching on video)   

280
00:11:43,846 --> 00:11:46,181
     ♪ The doctor said no ♪     

281
00:11:46,215 --> 00:11:50,686
       ♪ From the start ♪       

282
00:11:50,719 --> 00:11:51,720
               ♪                

283
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:54,590
    ♪ This kid can't have ♪     

284
00:11:54,623 --> 00:11:58,494
       ♪ An eagle heart ♪       

285
00:11:58,527 --> 00:11:59,728
            ♪ No! ♪             

286
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:00,696
        ♪ His numbers ♪         

287
00:12:00,729 --> 00:12:02,698
     ♪ Are off the charts ♪     

288
00:12:02,731 --> 00:12:05,901
       ♪ 'Cause this boy        
       has animal parts ♪       

289
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,436
               ♪                

290
00:12:07,469 --> 00:12:10,205
    ♪ This kid can't have ♪     

291
00:12:10,239 --> 00:12:13,375
       ♪ An Eagle heart ♪       

292
00:12:13,408 --> 00:12:16,678
               ♪                

293
00:12:16,712 --> 00:12:20,048
     - Brian: Hey, you two!     
  - Judah: (laughing) TV Head!  

294
00:12:20,082 --> 00:12:21,683
        (both laughing)         

295
00:12:21,717 --> 00:12:23,585
         Got you a lot          
    of good footage, right?     

296
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:26,088
  Yeah, you really knocked it   
        out of the park.        

297
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,690
        This just reeks         
      of that Brian magic.      

298
00:12:28,724 --> 00:12:29,758
         And good news,         

299
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,661
    I just talked them into     
  making this story a feature.  

300
00:12:32,694 --> 00:12:33,829
       Tiana: A feature?        

301
00:12:33,862 --> 00:12:35,097
         It's just that         
     there's nothing here.      

302
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:35,998
        Yeah, who knows?        

303
00:12:36,031 --> 00:12:39,268
         This could be          
   my next Golden Mic Award.    

304
00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:41,703
    Oh, it's gotta feel good    
    to be on Team Brian, eh?    

305
00:12:41,737 --> 00:12:44,306
        Oh, feels good.         
        Feels real good.        

306
00:12:44,339 --> 00:12:46,008
     Well, I'll let you two     
           get to it.           

307
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:48,443
     I, uh, I gotta get to      
     a Freedom Convoy thing     

308
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:50,612
   on the other side of town.   

309
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:51,980
     Covering or attending?     

310
00:12:52,014 --> 00:12:54,383
   I can't wait to find out.    

311
00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:57,219
   Brian: As one of the more    
    elderly people up here,     

312
00:12:57,252 --> 00:12:58,720
    you must be losing sleep    

313
00:12:58,754 --> 00:13:00,422
        and staring out         
     your windows at night      

314
00:13:00,455 --> 00:13:03,392
  now that there's a fugitive   
out there dressed like a witch. 

315
00:13:03,425 --> 00:13:05,260
    What size are you guys?     
            Medium?             

316
00:13:05,294 --> 00:13:07,729
  I think that you would look   
         very handsome          

317
00:13:07,763 --> 00:13:09,531
        in this sweet...        

318
00:13:09,565 --> 00:13:12,668
   Meech Lake Accord hoodie.    

319
00:13:12,701 --> 00:13:14,703
   I think I'm good, thanks.    

320
00:13:14,736 --> 00:13:17,639
   So, you're one of the more   
   vulnerable people up here.   

321
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:18,974
            - And...            
         - (stammering)         

322
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:23,078
 I've got these Big Mukwa hats, 
     but don't tell Deedee.     

323
00:13:23,111 --> 00:13:25,714
            Ho'lee!             
      She tried to sue me.      

324
00:13:25,747 --> 00:13:26,982
          - (laughing)          
         - No kidding.          

325
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,418
   So if I could just ask you   
       a quick question--       

326
00:13:29,451 --> 00:13:34,456
          Okay, okay.           
       This just came in.       

327
00:13:34,489 --> 00:13:35,490
    And on the back it says,    

328
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:38,827
        "I ain't afraid         
       of no Witch Face."       

329
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,329
   - So, what's it gonna be?    
         - (stammering)         

330
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:44,166
  - (door opening and closing)  
            - What?             

331
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,201
      They broke my chair       
      and didn't help me.       

332
00:13:46,235 --> 00:13:47,803
      Who did that to you?      

333
00:13:49,905 --> 00:13:51,440
          All of them.          

334
00:13:51,473 --> 00:13:53,275
     You should be ashamed      
          of yourself!          

335
00:13:53,308 --> 00:13:56,311
 - No, no, it was an old chair. 
 - Did you even crack a window? 

336
00:13:56,345 --> 00:13:58,714
             Nope.              
   Even after I told them to.   

337
00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:03,318
    Brian: Uh, if you could     
    just give us your name.     

338
00:14:03,352 --> 00:14:06,855
    Uh, Josephine, but, uh,     
    people call me "Chief."     

339
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:10,893
 Uh, my, my name is not Chief.  

340
00:14:10,926 --> 00:14:11,827
         My name's Joe.         

341
00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:14,463
        I don't know why        
       I just said that.        

342
00:14:14,496 --> 00:14:17,199
  You were the one who asked.   

343
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:20,569
  As band councillor, you must  
  deal with this kind of stuff  

344
00:14:20,602 --> 00:14:21,670
        all of the time.        

345
00:14:21,703 --> 00:14:23,906
Violence, death, and witches... 

346
00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:27,242
I'm gonna stop you right there. 

347
00:14:27,276 --> 00:14:29,278
I see what you're trying to do. 

348
00:14:29,311 --> 00:14:33,982
You want me to give you some sad
story about how shit the rez is,

349
00:14:34,016 --> 00:14:37,452
       pushing this old,        
        tired narrative.        

350
00:14:37,486 --> 00:14:41,089
  Why don't you come out here   
   and shoot the good stuff?    

351
00:14:41,123 --> 00:14:43,592
         Like our acres         
       of protected land,       

352
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:45,027
    or the fact that Blue--     

353
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:47,162
           --I mean,            
  one of our community members  

354
00:14:47,195 --> 00:14:50,198
     just won the national      
         spelling bee!          

355
00:14:50,232 --> 00:14:52,067
            But, no,            

356
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:55,871
       you wanna continue       
     perpetuating this idea     

357
00:14:55,904 --> 00:14:59,775
      that all we're about      
    is asking for handouts!     

358
00:14:59,808 --> 00:15:02,811
   Did somebody say handouts?   
   I wouldn't mind a handout.   

359
00:15:02,844 --> 00:15:04,546
          Not now, Ed!          

360
00:15:04,579 --> 00:15:06,715
      I'm not letting you       
     come into my community     

361
00:15:06,748 --> 00:15:09,451
         to shoot some          
     poverty porn bullshit!     

362
00:15:09,484 --> 00:15:11,086
 I was in a poverty porn once.  

363
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,587
            Oh, God!            
          That's sick.          

364
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,423
         Eds, get out!          

365
00:15:16,358 --> 00:15:18,660
   And now, for an exclusive.   

366
00:15:18,694 --> 00:15:21,330
           Joining us           
    is local store manager,     

367
00:15:21,363 --> 00:15:22,731
          Brady Clark.          

368
00:15:22,764 --> 00:15:24,800
 Brady, thanks for being here.  

369
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,435
        Sorry I wouldn't        
     let you in the store.      

370
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:27,569
        I got confused.         

371
00:15:27,602 --> 00:15:29,271
       I thought you had        
      the witch with you.       

372
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:32,140
         Oh. (laughing)         
        Oh, no, no, no.         

373
00:15:32,174 --> 00:15:33,608
   But he could be anywhere.    

374
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,544
  You don't have to say that.   

375
00:15:35,577 --> 00:15:37,346
        Maybe just stop.        

376
00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:39,715
       Wait, is the witch       
    in the studio with you?     

377
00:15:39,748 --> 00:15:41,984
    Did my ex-wife tell you     
       that I shit myself       

378
00:15:42,017 --> 00:15:43,518
    during The Blair Witch?     

379
00:15:43,552 --> 00:15:45,153
  Is this one of those things   

380
00:15:45,187 --> 00:15:47,823
     where you know I have      
  a lifelong fear of witches?   

381
00:15:47,856 --> 00:15:51,393
 So you're gonna being 'em out  
 here, so I can face my fears?  

382
00:15:51,426 --> 00:15:53,929
           Oh, shoot.           
   That would have been good.   

383
00:15:53,962 --> 00:15:56,131
       Maybe for sweeps.        

384
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,332
       So tell us, Brady,       

385
00:15:57,366 --> 00:16:00,002
      what's the mood like      
   in Grouse Lake right now?    

386
00:16:00,035 --> 00:16:02,738
     Oh, no one's taking it     
       seriously at all.        

387
00:16:02,771 --> 00:16:04,940
    These people don't care     
         about witches.         

388
00:16:04,973 --> 00:16:07,743
       They have bigfoot        
and little people to deal with. 

389
00:16:07,776 --> 00:16:10,345
         But obviously          
  you are taking it seriously.  

390
00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:12,247
    Yeah, because I'm white!    

391
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,716
      I don't want people       
   to think that I did this.    

392
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,651
          Did you know          
     that most bank robbers     

393
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,388
  and most witches are white?   

394
00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:21,056
   But I don't know this guy.   

395
00:16:21,089 --> 00:16:22,924
    He doesn't represent us.    

396
00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:24,459
        I'm not a witch!        

397
00:16:24,493 --> 00:16:26,895
   I-I-I'll take a DNA test.    

398
00:16:26,928 --> 00:16:27,896
              Oh!               

399
00:16:27,929 --> 00:16:31,800
       I'm Rose Sinclair,       
  but call me "@rezzyandreal."  

400
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:32,868
       That's my handle.        

401
00:16:32,901 --> 00:16:34,236
Oh, just your real name is fine.

402
00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:36,204
       It's where I teach       
   beauty hacks on the cheap.   

403
00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:39,408
  Follow, like, and subscribe   
       for all my videos.       

404
00:16:39,441 --> 00:16:41,143
       So tell me, Rose,        

405
00:16:41,176 --> 00:16:44,346
   the phones must be ringing   
       off the hook here.       

406
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,280
          Not really.           

407
00:16:45,313 --> 00:16:47,582
            Come on!            
         They gotta be.         

408
00:16:50,652 --> 00:16:52,687
        Rose, can we do         
      this question again,      

409
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,190
    but this time I want you    
    to give me a real sense     

410
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,426
          of the fear           
  running through Grouse Lake.  

411
00:16:57,459 --> 00:16:58,260
    Do you know what I mean?    

412
00:16:58,293 --> 00:16:59,694
     And if you could just,     
         if you could--         

413
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,329
           I got you.           
           I got you.           

414
00:17:01,363 --> 00:17:02,731
  This will get you some hits.  

415
00:17:02,764 --> 00:17:04,566
            - Okay.             
        - Ask me again.         

416
00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:07,035
       So tell me, Rose,        
how have things changed for you 

417
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:10,205
    here at the band office     
   since the news came down?    

418
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,541
           Oh, yeah.            

419
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:16,511
        The whole place         
    is just running scared.     

420
00:17:16,545 --> 00:17:18,547
    Can't even go out alone.    

421
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,617
             Great!             
        That was great!         

422
00:17:22,651 --> 00:17:25,287
    Okay, now we just wanna     
  get you answering the phone,  

423
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,254
     as you normally would.     

424
00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:29,291
         - Easy peasey.         
- Okay, okay. (clearing throat) 

425
00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:30,559
          Ring, ring.           

426
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:33,995
Hello, Grouse Lake band office. 

427
00:17:34,029 --> 00:17:36,331
             Wait.              
           Slow down.           

428
00:17:36,364 --> 00:17:39,835
            Uh-huh.             
         No, not Gerry!         

429
00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:42,571
       Please, not Gerry!       

430
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:45,240
      But he was so young!      

431
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:48,176
I just talked to him yesterday! 

432
00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:51,313
      What about his kids?      

433
00:17:51,346 --> 00:17:53,949
     What about the kids!?      

434
00:17:57,152 --> 00:17:58,253
         How was that?          

435
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,589
        I can go bigger.        

436
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,158
              No.               

437
00:18:03,191 --> 00:18:04,593
         It's perfect!          

438
00:18:05,494 --> 00:18:07,996
             Brian:             
  How's the dream team doin'?   

439
00:18:08,029 --> 00:18:10,565
   Hard hitting stuff, right?   

440
00:18:10,599 --> 00:18:11,633
      I don't know, Brian.      

441
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:13,702
       We've gone through       
        all the footage         

442
00:18:13,735 --> 00:18:17,272
  and there is no story here.   

443
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,907
        Are you serious?        

444
00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:20,509
   I mean everything you need   
       is right in there.       

445
00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:21,710
         No, you're...          

446
00:18:21,743 --> 00:18:23,044
      No, you're just not       
      looking hard enough.      

447
00:18:23,078 --> 00:18:24,379
         Here, get up.          
            Get up.             

448
00:18:24,412 --> 00:18:26,381
       Yeah, up, up, up.        
        Get up, get up.         

449
00:18:27,883 --> 00:18:30,652
            - Okay.             
  - So I'm off the story now?   

450
00:18:30,685 --> 00:18:31,887
    Yep, I got it from here.    

451
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,623
              Ugh!              
     Classic fuckin' Brian.     

452
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:35,624
        B-B-Both of us?         

453
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:38,093
             Yeah.              
          You can go.           

454
00:18:38,126 --> 00:18:39,227
             Sweet.             

455
00:18:39,261 --> 00:18:41,329
 Hey, it's all yours, TV Head.  

456
00:18:47,736 --> 00:18:51,473
       Now, what's the...       

457
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,177
     Female Anchor (on TV):     
  Congratulations are in order  

458
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:58,280
     as Winnipeg celebrates     
   its one millionth pothole.   

459
00:18:58,313 --> 00:18:59,648
    Never been on TV before.    

460
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,350
     I hear a lot of people     
  get discovered on the news.   

461
00:19:02,384 --> 00:19:05,387
           (gasping)            
 What if I get a sneaker deal?  

462
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:07,522
           (Laughing)           
         'Ever, slack.          

463
00:19:07,556 --> 00:19:11,193
As if anyone ever got a sneaker 
  deal from buckling a chair.   

464
00:19:11,226 --> 00:19:12,227
      Man, shut up, Dean.       

465
00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:13,695
   Female Anchor: A northern    
    community is torn apart     

466
00:19:13,728 --> 00:19:16,565
   by danger lurking nearby.    

467
00:19:16,598 --> 00:19:20,936
Brian Granway brings us a story 
  on a very special edition...  

468
00:19:20,969 --> 00:19:23,271
   - of Granway Investigates.   
   - Oh, shh, our story's on!   

469
00:19:23,305 --> 00:19:25,674
  I spoke with the frightened   
     people of Grouse Lake      

470
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:30,712
  to see how they're adjusting  
to the threat of Mr. Witch Face.

471
00:19:30,745 --> 00:19:34,616
      A bank robbing witch      
 prowling in the woods nearby.  

472
00:19:34,649 --> 00:19:36,318
      What about his kids?      

473
00:19:36,351 --> 00:19:38,420
      What about the kids?      

474
00:19:38,453 --> 00:19:40,822
 There's only one mother(beep)  
    you gotta watch out for.    

475
00:19:40,855 --> 00:19:42,057
       You're gonna wanna       
      keep your distance.       

476
00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:43,825
         Shh, shh, shh.         
       It's gotta be him.       

477
00:19:43,858 --> 00:19:45,527
 They can be very territorial.  

478
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,730
       Most bank robbers        
  and most witches are white.   

479
00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:50,065
           I'm white.           
           I'm white.           

480
00:19:50,098 --> 00:19:52,968
   - It doesn't represent us.   
   - (Witch cackling effect)    

481
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:57,305
           Wise words           
   from a white man, indeed.    

482
00:19:57,339 --> 00:20:00,342
       I'm Brian Granway        
    for Granway Investigates    

483
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,277
coming to you from Grouse Lake, 

484
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:06,581
      a broken community,       
       reeling from fear.       

485
00:20:06,615 --> 00:20:08,083
    They may never recover.     

486
00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:09,618
    - I think it's Witch...     
        - Brian: ..Face.        

487
00:20:09,651 --> 00:20:11,253
   I wouldn't mind a handout.   

488
00:20:11,286 --> 00:20:14,823
           (groaning)           

489
00:20:14,856 --> 00:20:16,524
         Female Anchor:         
       Thank you, Brian.        

490
00:20:16,558 --> 00:20:17,993
           Chilling.            

491
00:20:18,026 --> 00:20:20,595
           All: Fuck!           

492
00:20:22,697 --> 00:20:24,432
     (audience applauding)      

493
00:20:24,466 --> 00:20:27,102
              Wow.              
           Uh, uh...            

494
00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:34,209
  I, uh, I humbly accept this   
humanitarian award in journalism

495
00:20:34,242 --> 00:20:37,279
    on behalf of the people     
        of Grouse Lake,         

496
00:20:37,312 --> 00:20:41,116
       for I am the voice       
       of the voiceless.        

497
00:20:41,149 --> 00:20:42,951
           But, uh...           

498
00:20:42,984 --> 00:20:45,954
        there is someone        
    I really need to thank.     

499
00:20:45,987 --> 00:20:50,058
 Someone... who's kept me going 
        all these years.        

500
00:20:51,192 --> 00:20:54,696
    Giorgio, my tennis pro.     

501
00:20:54,729 --> 00:20:57,999
               ♪                

502
00:20:58,033 --> 00:20:59,401
        We did it, man!         

503
00:20:59,434 --> 00:21:00,735
           We did it!           

504
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:06,141
    ♪ Ricky was different ♪     

505
00:21:06,174 --> 00:21:09,210
  ♪ He wasn't like the rest ♪   

506
00:21:10,945 --> 00:21:15,417
       ♪ 'Cause this kid        
       has a bum heart ♪        

507
00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:17,485
        ♪ In his chest ♪        

508
00:21:19,387 --> 00:21:21,890
     ♪ The boy got advice ♪     

509
00:21:21,923 --> 00:21:24,092
 ♪ From a real deadly auntie ♪  

510
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:26,261
       And this just in,        
   we've received the results   

511
00:21:26,294 --> 00:21:28,830
  from Brady Clark's DNA test.  

512
00:21:28,863 --> 00:21:31,633
  Turns out, 25 percent witch.  

513
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:32,667
             What?!             

514
00:21:32,701 --> 00:21:33,902
              No!               

515
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,172
     ♪ The doctor said no ♪     

516
00:21:37,205 --> 00:21:41,543
       ♪ From the start ♪       

517
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:45,447
    ♪ This kid can't have ♪     

518
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:49,017
       ♪ An eagle heart ♪       

519
00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:50,418
            ♪ No! ♪             

520
00:21:50,452 --> 00:21:52,153
      ♪ His numbers are ♪       

521
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,555
       ♪ Off the charts ♪       

522
00:21:53,588 --> 00:21:55,290
      ♪ 'Cause this boy ♪       

523
00:21:55,323 --> 00:21:56,758
    ♪ Has animal parts... ♪