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 And that's Orville and Adele,  

2
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     my great grandparents      
      on my mother's side.      

3
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    Voila, that's the Smith     
          family tree.          

4
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        (kids clapping)         

5
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  Okay, so, who would like to   
   present their family tree?   

6
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  Yeah, you. Blue. Come on up.  

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         Thanks, Donna.         

8
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   Okay. Let's-- Let's do it    
     like this, I think...      

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          (chuckling)           

10
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    I'll start here with my     
 great-great-great-great-great  

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         Granny Marie.          

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        She had one leg         
     bigger than the other.     

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 My great-great-great-great...  

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       ...my cousin Will.       

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  ...great-great-great gran...  

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 ...my great-great-great-great  
         great-great...         

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    ...great-great-great...     

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           Cousin...            
      ...Grandpa Cyril...       

19
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   ...my great-great-great...   

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    ...my great-great-great     
   cousin Teddy, Auntie Fred.   

21
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  ...great-great Grandpa Rick.  

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  And then finally there's me.  

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        But both my legs        
       are the same size.       

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 (kids clapping lethargically)  

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     Wow. That was very...      

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         ...extensive.          

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       And now to explain       
         my mum's side.         

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           Kids: No!            

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        (kids groaning)         

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 ♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪  

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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             Roger:             
    Welcome to Treaty Days,     

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    where the Res shuts down    
     for a weekend of fun,      

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          friendship,           
    and deadly competitions!    

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        Don't forget to         
    drop by at the RCMP tent    

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 to pick up your treaty money.  

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      Nothing like getting      
 five bucks a year for signing  

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     an old tapeanak treaty     
       back in the 1800s.       

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      I haven't collected       
     my treaty in 20 years.     

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I'm about to get a big pay day. 

41
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Five bucks a year for 20 years? 
        You'll be rich!         

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          Don't worry,          
 I won't let it get to my head. 

43
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  I'll still be the movie man.  

44
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That reminds me. You got my USB?

45
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     You won't believe it.      

46
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I was walking over with your USB

47
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 and my pants caught on a log.  

48
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  A wolf came out of nowhere,   
      real hungry looking.      

49
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     It was me or the USB.      

50
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     That's the second USB      
    you said got eaten, Ed.     

51
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        You're cut off!         

52
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     You can't cut me off.      

53
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 Lil' Tony already cut me off.  

54
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   Let me make it up to you.    
        I got a hot tip.        

55
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    The treaty line actually    
  starts over here this year.   

56
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            Really?             

57
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        You look tired.         
If you wanna sleep for a while, 

58
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        I'd be happy to         
     keep our spot in line.     

59
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   You're still cut off, Ed.    

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      Hey, hey, hey, hey.       
 Rest your eyes, sweet prince.  

61
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        I'll wake you up        
    when the Mounties come.     

62
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           (gasping)            

63
00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,394
         What the fuck?         

64
00:03:07,296 --> 00:03:08,297
              Ed!               

65
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  Hey! Shouldn't-a banned me.   

66
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           (groaning)           

67
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     Hey, Jo. That exercise     
      machine you ordered       

68
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     came in on the barge.      

69
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 Oh. That's great news, Brady.  
            Thanks.             

70
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  Uh, there is something else.  

71
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     The band office didn't     
     make the last payment,     

72
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 so there's still $1000 owing.  

73
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        Dammit, Deedee.         

74
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 Sorry, but North Store policy  
 states that if it doesn't get  

75
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   paid in the next two days,   
      it goes up for sale.      

76
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         Dammit, Brady.         

77
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      It's okay, I get it.      

78
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     So long as nobody else     
  is interested, I'll be fine.  

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        There is someone        
        else in the mix.        

80
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     This is Laughingstick      
         in the morning         

81
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    saying I am in the mix.     

82
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     What the hell, Roger?      

83
00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:49,472
      Ol' Laughingstick's       
        gotta get buff,         

84
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         cause he's got         
  a photo shoot for his annual  

85
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    Hot Babe of Grouse Lake     
        Radio calendar.         

86
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 Just buy it and put in the gym 
  so everyone else can use it!  

87
00:04:00,249 --> 00:04:03,019
   Nah, I'd really like to be   
  the only one getting jacked.  

88
00:04:03,085 --> 00:04:06,622
   Hello, how else am I gonna   
        make the cover?         

89
00:04:06,656 --> 00:04:10,259
  It's your own damn calendar!  

90
00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:13,162
           (groaning)           

91
00:04:13,195 --> 00:04:15,331
    Damn it, Mom. Deedee was    
   supposed to make the last    

92
00:04:15,364 --> 00:04:18,100
 payment on the workout machine 
        and she bailed.         

93
00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:20,436
    We still owe 1000 bucks.    

94
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     Chickadee: Damn, mom.      

95
00:04:21,871 --> 00:04:23,673
     All you talk about is      
   that skinny teen machine.    

96
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     Jo: I made a promise.      

97
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  As a band councillor you're   
 supposed to help your people.  

98
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      The only thing that       
    can help those teens now    

99
00:04:32,882 --> 00:04:33,983
       is Lightning Legs.       

100
00:04:34,016 --> 00:04:38,154
We need to go sign up with Rita.

101
00:04:38,187 --> 00:04:39,789
     Who's Lightning Legs?      

102
00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:41,724
        Agnes: Tell her.        

103
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  No one's called me Lightning  
   Legs in a long, long time.   

104
00:04:48,698 --> 00:04:51,167
          It was 2002.          

105
00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:54,403
     Your Uncle and I were      
  a big deal in pairs jigging.  

106
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     Across Indian Country      
        we were known as        

107
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Lightning Legs and Bannock Boy. 

108
00:05:02,478 --> 00:05:05,981
   Uncle was a great dancer,    
    but he was always late,     

109
00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:07,650
 'cause he's lazy and selfish.  

110
00:05:07,683 --> 00:05:08,818
          Make some--           
   Give me some room up here.   

111
00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:11,220
      Jo: The competition       
      was about to start.       

112
00:05:11,253 --> 00:05:12,855
           Seriously?           
Would it kill you to be on time?

113
00:05:12,888 --> 00:05:14,890
     Jo: He was sick of me,     
       I was sick of him.       

114
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       Go on then! Go on!       

115
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Jo: He quit jigging on the spot.

116
00:05:19,328 --> 00:05:22,231
  Chickadee: So that's why he   
 only does eating contests now? 

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       Jo: There's more.        

118
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    I needed a partner fast,    

119
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    so I went to the person     
         who taught me.         

120
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- (narrating) He had fast legs. 
           - Faster!            

121
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            Faster!             

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           Go faster!           

123
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  But I made him go too fast.   

124
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         He's too fast.         

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     (audience clamouring)      

126
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   You're going to kill him!    

127
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 - (exploding, crowd screaming) 
      - Paul: He exploded!      

128
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  I vowed never to jig again.   

129
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             Roger:             
They're struggling really hard, 

130
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      and the yellow flag       
    is still in the middle,     

131
00:05:51,861 --> 00:05:53,729
  and they're getting closer,   

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         and they won!          

133
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 Why you lookin' all sad arse?  

134
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     Jo's all pissed at me      
    because I let Roger put     

135
00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:03,739
        his name in for         
     the exercise machine,      

136
00:06:03,773 --> 00:06:04,974
 but that's just store policy.  

137
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   Okay, you're a grown man,    

138
00:06:06,876 --> 00:06:09,445
   you've got to stop whining   
      and shoot your shot.      

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    You think I have a shot?    

140
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              No.               

141
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              Oh.               

142
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    Okay, I'll help you out,    

143
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 but you're way too predictable 

144
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     and way too available.     

145
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    But I'll help you again.    

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     I will start a rumour.     

147
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           Oh, yeah?            
      What kind of rumour?      

148
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Are you going to, like, make up 
girlfriend for me or something? 

149
00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:27,430
        Yeah, get this,         

150
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   you and Rita are an item.    

151
00:06:31,066 --> 00:06:33,335
           Oh. Um...            

152
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        Not sure that's         
   the kind of rumour I need.   

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           (groaning)           

154
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        Hey, Movie Man,         
 how's the weather back there?  

155
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           (groaning)           

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           You greasy           
        son of a bitch.         

157
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   Whoa, somebody left a full   

158
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         pot of coffee          
     over here in the bush.     

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           (sniffing)           

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      Still smells fresh.       

161
00:07:00,529 --> 00:07:01,997
    I'm not falling for it!     

162
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 Where's the coffee then, boy?  

163
00:07:14,443 --> 00:07:17,713
      Hey, who here's been      
      screwed over by Ed?       

164
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  Ed: You're gonna turn on me?  

165
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      After all the money       
      I borrowed from you?      

166
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         Fuck off, Ed.          

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00:07:26,355 --> 00:07:29,291
Nobody fucks with the Movie Man.

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         (ringing bell)         

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  Hey! Lookin' good, brother.   

170
00:07:35,331 --> 00:07:36,966
     Did you get a new hat      
    at the big noggin store?    

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     What do you want, Jo?      

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            Nothing.            

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       I'm just saying hi       
       to my baby brother       

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who I miss doing fun stuff with.

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           Fun stuff?           

176
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       Like the time you        
    set my ant farm on fire?    

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          (chuckling)           
     You're so funny, Paul.     

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       Sometimes at night       

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I can still hear them screaming.

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   Hey, here's a crazy idea,    

181
00:08:00,923 --> 00:08:02,691
wanna sign up for pairs jigging?

182
00:08:02,725 --> 00:08:03,726
           (laughing)           

183
00:08:03,759 --> 00:08:05,227
   I hate asking for favours,   

184
00:08:05,261 --> 00:08:08,564
   and I need the prize money   
   to help the skinny teens.    

185
00:08:08,597 --> 00:08:09,698
        What do you say?        

186
00:08:09,732 --> 00:08:12,167
          You're being          
     the one that's funny.      

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00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:15,004
 Lightning Legs and Bannock Boy 
         back together?         

188
00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:17,540
     Are we all forgetting      
    that the last time that     

189
00:08:17,573 --> 00:08:20,009
   you jigged with somebody,    
     he literally exploded?     

190
00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:22,878
     Plus, my plate is full     
     with eating contests.      

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It's my payday today, not yours!

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        I'm not the one         
    that's going to explode!    

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00:08:26,949 --> 00:08:29,285
         Yeah you are!          

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            Besides,            
  I don't even have my outfit.  

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    It's at the old school,     
       in my old locker.        

196
00:08:33,589 --> 00:08:35,424
       In the scary part.       

197
00:08:35,457 --> 00:08:36,725
 Uncle chicken shit over here.  

198
00:08:36,759 --> 00:08:38,561
       No one's scared of       
   the old school. Right, ma?   

199
00:08:38,594 --> 00:08:40,629
        Yeah, for sure.         

200
00:08:40,696 --> 00:08:42,231
  I go in there all the time.   

201
00:08:42,264 --> 00:08:45,467
       Unlike Paul who's        
     scared of everything.      

202
00:08:45,534 --> 00:08:46,468
             As if.             

203
00:08:46,535 --> 00:08:47,469
              Boo.              

204
00:08:47,536 --> 00:08:48,537
        Get out of here!        

205
00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:50,205
           (laughing)           

206
00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:53,642
      Yeah, it's all true.      
  I snagged myself a young man  

207
00:08:53,709 --> 00:08:57,279
 and he's got a good job, too.  

208
00:08:57,313 --> 00:08:59,582
    Sign me up for singles.     

209
00:08:59,615 --> 00:09:01,483
Oh, I'm sorry. Singles is full. 

210
00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:02,985
        Only pairs left.        

211
00:09:03,052 --> 00:09:05,988
   Roger: Looks like old Iron   
 Stomach is in the lead again,  

212
00:09:06,055 --> 00:09:07,556
          and there's           
     no chance for Grumps.      

213
00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:10,426
        (crowd cheering)        

214
00:09:10,459 --> 00:09:12,494
        (slapping table)        
         Cheque please!         

215
00:09:12,561 --> 00:09:13,796
     Fucken', Iron Stomach.     

216
00:09:18,968 --> 00:09:20,502
 Sign me and Paul up for pairs. 

217
00:09:20,569 --> 00:09:21,503
           Rita: Oh!            

218
00:09:21,570 --> 00:09:24,840
Lightning Legs and Bannock Boy! 

219
00:09:24,907 --> 00:09:28,143
  It's a Treaty Days miracle.   

220
00:09:33,349 --> 00:09:34,283
           (dinging)            

221
00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:36,685
       Mm, cheque please!       

222
00:09:36,719 --> 00:09:39,288
          - (dinging)           
      - Mm, cheque please!      

223
00:09:39,355 --> 00:09:42,358
   I don't think I can go on.   

224
00:09:42,391 --> 00:09:44,393
         Just kidding!          

225
00:09:44,426 --> 00:09:46,729
       Mm, cheque please!       

226
00:09:46,762 --> 00:09:49,798
          Get another           
      fucking catch phrase      

227
00:09:49,865 --> 00:09:52,101
         Unbelievable.          
     Congratulations, man.      

228
00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:53,569
       Hey, can we talk?        

229
00:09:53,602 --> 00:09:56,772
      I can't. I gotta go       
       do this interview.       

230
00:09:57,906 --> 00:10:01,377
 Paul, your fans want to know,  

231
00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:02,711
      what's your secret?       

232
00:10:02,745 --> 00:10:06,081
   You know, you can't leave    
     anything on the table.     

233
00:10:06,115 --> 00:10:07,916
           You know?            
    Like, we train for this     

234
00:10:07,950 --> 00:10:09,718
        all summer long         
       with hunting dogs.       

235
00:10:09,752 --> 00:10:11,487
    I lived as one of them.     

236
00:10:11,553 --> 00:10:13,889
       Very disciplined.        
We would eat until we threw up. 

237
00:10:13,922 --> 00:10:15,124
     Shout out to the boys.     

238
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,659
     Sparky, Shadow, Buddy.     

239
00:10:16,725 --> 00:10:19,328
           We did it!           
           (laughing)           

240
00:10:19,395 --> 00:10:21,096
        Yes, you did it.        
     Congratulations, man.      

241
00:10:21,130 --> 00:10:27,770
               ♪                

242
00:10:27,803 --> 00:10:29,171
   We should get outta here.    

243
00:10:29,238 --> 00:10:31,473
        We need to find         
        Paul's costume.         

244
00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:34,643
 My mom's entering this jigging 
   contest for you hot rods.    

245
00:10:37,246 --> 00:10:38,247
          - (rattling)          
          - (gasping)           

246
00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,448
          Fuck sakes.           

247
00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:45,020
          Yeah, me and          
    the North Store manager     

248
00:10:45,087 --> 00:10:47,990
    got a good thing going.     

249
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:50,426
   Oh, and he's a good lover,   

250
00:10:50,459 --> 00:10:52,528
      puts my needs first.      

251
00:10:52,594 --> 00:10:55,798
  And he got me pregnant too.   

252
00:10:55,831 --> 00:10:58,834
        My grandkids are        
      going to be uncles.       

253
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,002
           (laughing)           

254
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,671
      That Rita stuff was       
      just a dumb rumour.       

255
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:05,874
   I didn't get her pregnant.   
  I only like her as a friend.  

256
00:11:05,941 --> 00:11:07,710
         How could you?         

257
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,048
       Just hear me out.        

258
00:11:13,115 --> 00:11:14,650
         I signed us up         
       for pairs jigging.       

259
00:11:14,683 --> 00:11:15,984
    I'm done with that shit!    

260
00:11:16,018 --> 00:11:18,654
        Plus, I just ate        
      nine pounds of pie.       

261
00:11:18,687 --> 00:11:19,955
            Please?!            

262
00:11:19,988 --> 00:11:22,391
    I need that prize money.    

263
00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:25,227
 Well, you should have thought  
about that before you decided to

264
00:11:25,294 --> 00:11:27,296
         become a giant         
   arsehole your whole life.    

265
00:11:27,329 --> 00:11:29,698
       Those skinny teens       
   aren't your responsibility   

266
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,667
         and they sure          
      as hell ain't mine.       

267
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,802
         You should try         
    responsibility sometime.    

268
00:11:33,836 --> 00:11:36,205
        I don't just get        
    everything handed to me.    

269
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,040
        Like the lodge.         

270
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,341
      That's bullshit, Jo.      

271
00:11:39,374 --> 00:11:41,243
You've never wanted that lodge. 

272
00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:43,078
       You always thought       
    you were better than me,    

273
00:11:43,145 --> 00:11:45,380
   so why should I help you?    

274
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:46,381
      Hey! You guys better      
      stop fighting about       

275
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:47,816
   shit that doesn't matter.    

276
00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:50,886
   I know some ants that did    
   and they got burned alive.   

277
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,722
 I miss them every single day.  

278
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,357
   Man: Excuse me, young man.   

279
00:11:55,390 --> 00:11:56,592
             May I?             

280
00:11:56,658 --> 00:11:58,260
      My arthritis is bad.      

281
00:11:58,327 --> 00:12:02,164
        Oh, yeah. Sure.         
    Yeah. Okay. No problem.     

282
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:07,703
              Ed?               

283
00:12:07,736 --> 00:12:10,272
          Get the fuck          
        outta here, Ed.         

284
00:12:10,339 --> 00:12:11,373
         Fucking Edna.          

285
00:12:13,075 --> 00:12:14,076
           (knocking)           

286
00:12:18,247 --> 00:12:20,449
 Hurry up, it's freaky in here. 

287
00:12:20,516 --> 00:12:22,518
     Would you hold still?      

288
00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:24,019
   Boy: Think I saw bat shit.   

289
00:12:25,754 --> 00:12:28,023
       (eerie whispering)       

290
00:12:28,056 --> 00:12:29,691
     That bat said my name.     

291
00:12:31,426 --> 00:12:33,061
            I'm in.             

292
00:12:33,095 --> 00:12:34,930
      Eerie Voice: Murder.      

293
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,365
     There's nothing there.     

294
00:12:38,066 --> 00:12:39,067
           (knocking)           

295
00:12:42,437 --> 00:12:43,739
        Both: Holy shit.        

296
00:12:43,772 --> 00:12:45,040
    That wasn't even scary.     

297
00:12:45,073 --> 00:12:46,074
           Boy: Woo!            

298
00:12:49,411 --> 00:12:51,380
         Roger: This is         
  Laughingstick coming at you   

299
00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:54,283
    live from pairs dancing.    

300
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,485
    It's elimination style.     

301
00:12:56,552 --> 00:12:59,321
         You dance 'til         
    you can't dance no more.    

302
00:12:59,388 --> 00:13:03,225
         Give it up for         
     tonight's judge, Lips.     

303
00:13:03,258 --> 00:13:04,793
        (crowd cheering)        

304
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,595
   Let's have a clean dance.    

305
00:13:06,628 --> 00:13:09,097
     Nothing slips by Lips.     

306
00:13:09,131 --> 00:13:10,098
           You hear?!           

307
00:13:10,132 --> 00:13:12,401
      What the hell, Lips?      

308
00:13:12,434 --> 00:13:16,905
       First place prize        
      is a thousand bucks.      

309
00:13:16,939 --> 00:13:19,408
      (audience cheering)       

310
00:13:19,441 --> 00:13:22,110
         Second place,          
         a big ass ham.         

311
00:13:22,144 --> 00:13:23,412
          (applauding)          

312
00:13:23,445 --> 00:13:27,149
         This is pairs,         
   so, if you're not a pair,    

313
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,184
       get off the floor.       

314
00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:30,252
    I'm looking at you, Jo.     

315
00:13:30,285 --> 00:13:31,987
       Hey, I was already       
        looking at you.         

316
00:13:34,489 --> 00:13:35,490
             Okay!              

317
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,861
           (gasping)            

318
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,832
   Roger: Wait! What's this?    

319
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,134
       It's Bannock Boy!        
      I can't believe it!       

320
00:13:46,168 --> 00:13:49,004
 Lighting Legs and Bannock Boy  
       are back together!       

321
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,105
           (cheering)           

322
00:13:50,138 --> 00:13:51,273
        Nice to see you         
    come out of retirement.     

323
00:13:51,306 --> 00:13:53,175
         How'd you get          
     your old outfit back?      

324
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,544
        Oh, uh, a little        
     birdie helped me out.      

325
00:13:55,611 --> 00:13:58,013
           Let's go!            

326
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,114
     Dancers on your marks.     

327
00:13:59,147 --> 00:14:02,985
       Will Jo push Paul        
       to the grand prize       

328
00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:04,887
   or to the nursing station?   

329
00:14:04,953 --> 00:14:08,023
         For me, I hope         
     it's nursing station,      

330
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,058
        cause papa wants        
       a workout machine.       

331
00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:14,630
            And go!             

332
00:14:14,663 --> 00:14:18,734
          - (cheering)          
       - (music playing)        

333
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,036
          You're dead!          
     You're going down, Jo!     

334
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,671
       Shut up, Beanpole!       

335
00:14:22,704 --> 00:14:32,714
               ♪                

336
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:41,890
         We're down to          
      the last two teams.       

337
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,926
      It's Lightning Legs       
        and Bannock Boy         

338
00:14:43,992 --> 00:14:45,827
  Versus The Furious Steppers.  

339
00:14:45,861 --> 00:14:49,264
               ♪                

340
00:14:49,331 --> 00:14:50,866
  (people cheering, clapping)   

341
00:14:50,899 --> 00:14:57,706
               ♪                

342
00:14:57,739 --> 00:14:58,840
        I need a break.         

343
00:14:58,874 --> 00:15:00,509
   There are no breaks, Paul.   

344
00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:01,510
            Push it!            

345
00:15:01,543 --> 00:15:03,712
     I'm so sorry, sister.      

346
00:15:03,745 --> 00:15:05,847
   I know I'm a shit brother.   

347
00:15:07,349 --> 00:15:09,384
      I know I'm spoiled,       
     but it's-- it's just--     

348
00:15:09,418 --> 00:15:10,719
        it's so hard to         
      be good at anything       

349
00:15:10,752 --> 00:15:13,522
when you're good at everything. 

350
00:15:13,555 --> 00:15:15,624
   It's not about you, Paul!    

351
00:15:15,691 --> 00:15:17,693
           Go faster!           

352
00:15:17,726 --> 00:15:18,961
           Go faster.           

353
00:15:19,027 --> 00:15:20,262
            Faster!             

354
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,763
        Faster, come on!        

355
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,865
Paul: You're going to kill him! 

356
00:15:23,899 --> 00:15:24,866
          (exploding)           

357
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:25,867
            Faster!             

358
00:15:25,901 --> 00:15:27,869
            Push it!            

359
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,206
            Push it!            

360
00:15:31,239 --> 00:15:32,407
     You better not even...     

361
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:39,481
           (retching)           

362
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,619
          He exploded!          

363
00:15:46,088 --> 00:15:47,456
      The machine is mine!      

364
00:15:48,557 --> 00:15:50,492
           (cheering)           

365
00:15:50,559 --> 00:15:52,461
        The winners are         
     the Furious Steppers!      

366
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,830
     Next time you see me,      

367
00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:58,333
           I'mma have           
     a gold fucking tooth.      

368
00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,901
             Whoo!              

369
00:15:59,935 --> 00:16:02,304
Roger: Now everyone, give it up 
  for Jo and her big ass ham!   

370
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:05,273
            Hey, um,            
 don't tell my mom I said this, 

371
00:16:05,307 --> 00:16:08,343
       but thank you for        
        at least trying.        

372
00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:09,811
       I knew we wouldn't       
   get the exercise machine.    

373
00:16:16,385 --> 00:16:17,619
      Hey, the great ones       
        always explode.         

374
00:16:17,652 --> 00:16:19,788
     Sorry I let you down.      

375
00:16:19,821 --> 00:16:21,390
        Here, take this.        

376
00:16:21,423 --> 00:16:23,558
     No, that's your money.     

377
00:16:23,592 --> 00:16:25,460
        It's the easiest        
       money I ever made.       

378
00:16:25,494 --> 00:16:27,796
  The teens need that machine.  

379
00:16:27,829 --> 00:16:30,232
            Thanks,             
   but it's still not enough.   

380
00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:32,467
          Don't worry.          

381
00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:35,170
    I got all the answers to    
    your problem right here.    

382
00:16:35,237 --> 00:16:38,240
 I haven't collected my treaty  
    money in over 20 years.     

383
00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:39,341
   You know what that means?    

384
00:16:39,408 --> 00:16:42,344
      That you have $100?       

385
00:16:42,411 --> 00:16:44,246
           That's it?           

386
00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:45,747
             Fuck.              

387
00:16:47,149 --> 00:16:48,817
            Well...             

388
00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:50,352
        you can have it.        

389
00:16:50,419 --> 00:16:54,589
          Uh, thanks,           
     but we're still short.     

390
00:16:54,623 --> 00:16:56,358
Now it's time for the freestyle!

391
00:16:56,425 --> 00:16:59,761
     My girl, slam the ham.     

392
00:16:59,795 --> 00:17:02,431
      It's not over until       
    you're finished dancing.    

393
00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:18,280
               ♪                

394
00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:20,115
  You're doing good, my dear.   
   You're doing really good.    

395
00:17:21,616 --> 00:17:25,020
   Looks like the community's   
     throwing down tribute.     

396
00:17:25,053 --> 00:17:32,661
               ♪                

397
00:17:32,694 --> 00:17:37,699
        (crowd cheering)        

398
00:17:44,906 --> 00:17:48,810
 Everyone! Excuse me, everyone. 

399
00:17:48,844 --> 00:17:53,815
 Hi, uh, there's been a lot of  
 talk about my love life today, 

400
00:17:53,849 --> 00:17:56,818
  and I just want to just say,  
        for the record,         

401
00:17:56,852 --> 00:17:58,887
   all the rumours are true.    

402
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,656
         Rita and I are         
      definitely a thing.       

403
00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:04,893
     She's having my child.     

404
00:18:04,926 --> 00:18:07,529
   And I can't wait for us to   
  start our new life together.  

405
00:18:07,562 --> 00:18:10,599
       (crowd exclaiming)       

406
00:18:14,102 --> 00:18:16,271
     That was a nice thing      
    you did for your sister.    

407
00:18:16,338 --> 00:18:18,106
            I dunno.            

408
00:18:18,173 --> 00:18:21,076
       It kinda feel like       
  I'm growing up in real time.  

409
00:18:21,109 --> 00:18:25,347
    I'm glad you said that,     
 because I think I'm pregnant.  

410
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,115
           (retching)           

411
00:18:27,182 --> 00:18:28,183
              Ew!               

412
00:18:31,019 --> 00:18:33,788
       Jo: So, Rita, eh?        

413
00:18:33,855 --> 00:18:36,091
           Oh, um...            

414
00:18:36,124 --> 00:18:39,094
   We're not really together.   

415
00:18:39,127 --> 00:18:41,463
            I know.             

416
00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:44,132
    I just think it's really    
  sweet of you to play along.   

417
00:18:45,734 --> 00:18:47,068
          Uh, thanks.           

418
00:18:47,102 --> 00:18:49,237
           Josephine.           

419
00:18:49,271 --> 00:18:51,039
Stay the heck away from my man. 

420
00:18:51,072 --> 00:18:53,475
    Oh. I'm so sorry, Rita.     

421
00:18:56,278 --> 00:18:58,813
    Yeah, I talked to Agnes.    

422
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:02,284
 I'm happy to make Jo jealous,  
   but just to let you know,    

423
00:19:02,317 --> 00:19:04,119
     you're just a friend.      

424
00:19:04,152 --> 00:19:05,987
         I know, Rita.          

425
00:19:06,054 --> 00:19:08,557
      Yeah, just a friend,      
          no benefits.          

426
00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:09,991
        I get it, Rita.         

427
00:19:10,058 --> 00:19:12,060
   Can I tell you something?    

428
00:19:12,093 --> 00:19:13,495
           Of course.           

429
00:19:13,562 --> 00:19:15,630
       I think I'm going        
       to run for Chief.        

430
00:19:15,664 --> 00:19:17,999
          Hells yeah!           

431
00:19:18,066 --> 00:19:19,768
   Can I tell you something?    

432
00:19:19,801 --> 00:19:23,405
 I think I'm going to be a dad. 

433
00:19:23,438 --> 00:19:25,507
             Damn.              

434
00:19:25,574 --> 00:19:26,575
              Hey.              

435
00:19:28,343 --> 00:19:29,811
You're gonna make a great Chief.

436
00:19:32,647 --> 00:19:33,648
       And you know what?       

437
00:19:34,683 --> 00:19:37,018
     You're gonna be a dad.     

438
00:19:40,355 --> 00:19:41,356
            Thanks?             

439
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:48,763
   Roger: Another Treaty Day    
 celebration has come and gone. 

440
00:19:48,797 --> 00:19:51,299
    No gettin' buff machine     
       for Laughingstick,       

441
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:55,303
         but no sweat.          
     It's times like these,     

442
00:19:55,337 --> 00:19:57,839
       that I find myself       
    reflecting on the season    

443
00:19:57,872 --> 00:19:59,941
   that is coming to a close.   

444
00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:04,279
What a wild ride we've been on, 

445
00:20:04,312 --> 00:20:05,647
          Grouse Lake.          

446
00:20:07,849 --> 00:20:10,652
           I believe            
      this belongs to you.      

447
00:20:10,685 --> 00:20:14,456
  Hey, speaking of wild rides,  

448
00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:18,393
      how many of you been      
      bucked off a bison?       

449
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:19,561
        Lines are open.         

450
00:20:19,628 --> 00:20:22,731
      ♪ Held my tongue in       
      a code of silence ♪       

451
00:20:22,797 --> 00:20:26,901
      ♪ Assessed the worth      
     of the Oka violence ♪      

452
00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:30,905
    ♪ And it's been a fight     
      for what is right ♪       

453
00:20:30,972 --> 00:20:35,176
  ♪ Ancient treaties denied ♪   

454
00:20:37,212 --> 00:20:40,815
♪ 1990 calling, Indian Summer ♪ 

455
00:20:40,849 --> 00:20:42,017
  ♪ You could feel the beat ♪   

456
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:44,719
    ♪ Of a distant drummer ♪    

457
00:20:44,753 --> 00:20:47,355
    ♪ So strong with pride ♪    

458
00:20:47,389 --> 00:20:49,658
        ♪ Side by side ♪        

459
00:20:49,691 --> 00:20:52,861
          ♪ We shared           
    a social changing tide ♪    

460
00:20:54,029 --> 00:20:57,065
   ♪ Got to run as one now ♪    

461
00:20:57,098 --> 00:21:00,535
         ♪ It's begun,          
     and I feel the beat ♪      

462
00:21:00,568 --> 00:21:02,604
    ♪ Of a different drum ♪     

463
00:21:02,671 --> 00:21:04,606
    ♪ And close our ranks ♪     

464
00:21:04,673 --> 00:21:06,541
    ♪ And give our thanks ♪     

465
00:21:06,574 --> 00:21:09,944
   ♪ To the spirit up above ♪   

466
00:21:10,011 --> 00:21:12,013
               ♪