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         (dogs barking)         

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Y'all think this is going to get
   the dogs out of the lodge?   

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Fuckin' better, man. Those dogs 
 have been in there for weeks.  

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 Stephen Harper, get over here. 

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    Hi, fellows. I'm ready.     

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      I've been stretching      
          all morning.          

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      Okay. All right. Put      
this wiener vest on, all right? 

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 You guys are coming to get me, 
             right?             

9
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     Yeah, man. Sure thing.     

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            Hit it!             

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           Holy heck!           

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           (barking)            

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           - Get him.           
     - (barking continues)      

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           All right.           
  We're back in business, bro.  

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    Oh, it smells like this!    

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      (barking continues)       

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       No. Bad dog. Bad.        

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   When my friends get here,    
     you're in big trouble.     

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 ♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪  

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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   Roger: You're listening to   
 Laughingstick in the morning.  

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    It may be sunny outside,    

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      but it's a dark day       
         in Grouse Lake         

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  because there's a new chief   
          and council.          

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      - (knocking on door)      
 - Jo: Roger? We need to talk.  

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             Roger:             
   Holeh. I'm on the air, Jo.   

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              Jo:               
      Just cut to a song.       

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    Roger: Up next, we have     
    the country-pop classic,    

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  "She's Drinkin' Beer 'Cause   
  Her Pregnancy Test Is Clear"  

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         by Huck Wilber         
  and the Six Tooth Lightning.  

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      Jo, I'm kind of busy      

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        being the voice         
      of the people here.       

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          That's what           
 I wanted to talk to you about. 

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 I been looking over the budget 

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  your friggin' bestie Deedee   
           gave you,            

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      and I'm a confused.       

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     Like, why do you need      
      so many humidifiers?      

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     It's a dusty rez, Jo.      
 I got to keep this voice pure. 

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        And why so many         
       expensive creams?        

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         Because I have         
      so many body parts.       

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     You wouldn't know the      
first thing about moisturizing. 

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     You could sand a canoe     
   with those crusty elbows.    

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    I'm going to have to cut    
          your budget.          

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           Oh, yeah?            

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 I bet you're going to tell me  

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       that I don't need        
a dual-boiler espresso machine. 

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        Waste of money.         

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       This is happening        
   because I supported Leon.    

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     No. This is happening      

50
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     because you don't need     
  a rack of collectible spoons  

51
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     to host a radio show.      

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     They stir my coffees.      

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  With all the money we save,   

54
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we could hire other radio hosts.

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    Wouldn't you like that?     
         Take time off?         

56
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  Does a sunset take time off   
      from being majestic?      

57
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  Yeah. It's called nighttime.  

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         Listen, Roger.         

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This is the way it's got to be, 

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        and believe me,         
   I take no pleasure in it.    

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           Announcer:           
         And we're back         

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   with the Native Volleyball   
       Association final,       

63
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      as the Ojibway team       
  from Long Plain First Nation  

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 takes on the little Inuit town 
          of Resolute.          

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       It's a close game        
     here in the fifth set,     

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   tied two to two, with Long   
 Plain looking to close it out. 

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       Yo. Check it out.        

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      A guy from Resolute       
       named "INUKMAN4U"        

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   - is talking smack online.   
        - What'd he say?        

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  "You Ojibways are all thick   
     from the moose meat."      

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  You going to stand for that?  

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      Fuckin' trolls, man.      
      Get out of the way.       

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   Let Uncle deal with this.    

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     That's pretty big talk     

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       from a little man        
     way the fuck up north.     

76
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           Chickadee:           
           Oh, shit.            

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 He called you a Southern belle 
in a pretty little ribbon skirt.

78
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      Man, fuck this guy.       

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  - We're the real true north.  
            - Yeah.             

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          Watch this.           

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  You guys are just miserable   

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  'cause you never get to see   
            the sun.            

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    It's fucking beautiful.     
  I'm looking at it right now.  

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             - Ah!              
        - (horn blaring)        

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  Announcer: And there it is!   

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    - Long Plain wins again.    
            - Yeah!             

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      Look at those babies      
  from Resolute. Just cheesed.  

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         What? He says,         

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      "Long Plain only won      

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   because they're colonized,   
      just like you guys."      

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     Say something that'll      
    really cook his blubber.    

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       Eat my whole jeet,       

93
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    you fuckin' beluga butt.    

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        (laughing) Yeah!        

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           Ba-ba-bam.           

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          Wait, wait.           
     He's typing something.     

97
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        I see the dots.         

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   He logged off! (shouting)    

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    Long Plain! Long Plain!     
    Long Plain! Long Plain!     

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      Hey, Jo. Ooh, sorry.      

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           Chief Jo.            

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   So, are you ready to speak   
    at the community dinner     

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   for health week tomorrow?    

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 What? Why is the health centre 
        telling me now?         

105
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   Oh, they actually told us    
        three weeks ago.        

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      I'm telling you now.      

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         Rose, really?          

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        Oh, Chief Deedee        
      would just wing it.       

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   Well, Chief Deedee left me   

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  with a decade of paperwork,   

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      and I have to get to      
      the nursing station.      

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    Oh. For your foot thing?    

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   Yeah. It's getting worse.    

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          Apparently,           
    fungus grows real fast.     

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              Oof.              

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           Honestly,            
    when I take my sock off,    

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   it smells like corn chips.   

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      Okay. That's enough.      

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 Really, my foot's all chapped  
       like a dog's ass.        

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I've got some e-mails to ignore.

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      (sniffing) Ooh! Ooh.      

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        (phone ringing)         

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 Sagatay Lodge. Paul speaking.  

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  This is Aqqalu of Resolute.   

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     Is this that bitch-ass     
   Ojibway keyboard warrior?    

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      Yo. Is this Inuk Man      
      from the internets?       

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 They gave you guys telephones? 

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  You Ojibways talk some shit   
        on the internet,        

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 but you're talking to me, now, 
        bro, man to man.        

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     Why don't you go play      
    with your stupid whales     

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   and your stupid seals with   
 the funny-looking moustaches?  

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  You guys are dense and dumb,  
   like the bush you live in.   

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   You guys are all up there    
         sliding around         

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   on frozen tectonic plates.   

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    Your people ruined APTN     
with your bannock cooking shows.

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    You guys even get APTN?     

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     If we don't get APTN,      
 then how come they did a story 

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       on how crazy I am?       

139
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 I want to fight you right now. 

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    Oh, I'm begging for it.     

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   I'll get down on my knees    
            and beg.            

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             Wait.              
  Can you even see your knees?  

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       All you got to do        
        is just show up.        

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         But you won't,         
    because you're too small    

145
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    and you're too far away.    

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      (beeping phone off)       

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Holy, bro. That just got heated.

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 Yeah. That was pretty intense. 

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  Those were just jokes, man.   

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        That shit's fine        
        on the internet,        

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      but that phone call       
     made it way too real.      

152
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       Yeah, man. What if       
   he comes looking for you?    

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      He have to come from      
     way the fuck up north,     

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    near the Baffin Islands?    

155
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     You'd got to be crazy      
         to come here.          

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               ♪                

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       (mosquito buzzing)       

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    Fuckin' boreal bullshit.    

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              Jo:               
            Bertha.             

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   Oh, my foot is so chapped    
 there's pus coming out of it.  

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              Oh.               

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 You're not the regular nurse.  

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        Nope. I'm Logan.        

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   I'm just in from the city.   

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     So, I understand that      
        you're Chief Jo         

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  and you have a foot fungus.   

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  Nope. That the other chief.   

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      We have two chiefs,       
         both named Jo.         

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   - You have two Chief Jo's?   
      - One is Chief Joe.       

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       Ends with an "e."        

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I probably should get going now.

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I thought this was the bathroom.

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       Is it hot in here?       

174
00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:09,555
       I feel like you're       
  really getting hot in here.   

175
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   Like, you know, nerdy hot,   
           yoga way.            

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      Not that you're hot.      

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    Okay. Well, this is for     
        Jo with no "e."         

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      I'm going to go now.      

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        Okay. Well, uh,         

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      if you see Chief Joe      
          with an "e,"          

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  tell him to take this cream   

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   and put it on twice a day.   
    And if there's any pus,     

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      tell him it's okay.       
That's just part of the healing.

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       And he'd be, like,       
   "I'm Aqqalu from Resolute.   

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          I cheer for           
   shitty volleyball teams."    

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         And I'm, like,         
  "It's time to go nap time!"   

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       (knocking on door)       

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       Did somebody order       
        an ass-whooping?        

189
00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:53,933
         Oh. Hey, Paul.         

190
00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:55,601
       It's the crazy guy       
       from the internet.       

191
00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:59,405
        (alarm blaring)         

192
00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:04,510
             Rita:              
     That was Little Stevie     

193
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,978
       and the Shit Hawks       

194
00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,481
with the "Berens River Boogie," 

195
00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:12,885
    and this is Auntie Rita     
        in the afternoon        

196
00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,054
   with the new gossip show,    

197
00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:16,989
         "Didja Heard."         

198
00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:22,028
 Crazy aunties need to call in  
        and make my day.        

199
00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:24,697
         Female caller:         
   Didja heard about Gordon?    

200
00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,899
       No. What happened?       

201
00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:28,401
         Spill the tea.         

202
00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:30,269
            Caller:             
  Heard he was shacked up with  

203
00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:33,239
  Lorraine's cousin's nephew.   

204
00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:35,341
 Caught them kissing on a quad. 

205
00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:39,111
 Ooh. That's some steeped tea.  

206
00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:42,381
            Caller:             
    Gordon's got a keemotch.    

207
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,217
  Just happy for those kings.   

208
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,254
       Next on the line?        

209
00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:51,424
          Male caller:          
 Just wondering where Roger is. 

210
00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:54,694
         He just makes          
      my whole day better.      

211
00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:58,764
          I don't know          
    what I'd do without him.    

212
00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,469
              Jo:               
          Rose? Rose!           

213
00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,371
         Damn it, Rose.         

214
00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:07,607
Why the hell didn't you tell me 
    we had a new hot nurse?     

215
00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,874
             Logan?             

216
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,110
  Ah, he's too nerdy for you.   

217
00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:13,546
      You like meat heads       
        who fix skidoos.        

218
00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:16,282
      But this guy got me,      

219
00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:20,753
      with his tight pants      
 and his size-12 uniform shoes  

220
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,456
    and his white lab coat.     

221
00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,424
         Wait. He did?          

222
00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:30,796
            God. I--            

223
00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:33,232
         I got to have          
      deadly chief energy.      

224
00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:36,102
        I can't be seen         
     mooning over some guy.     

225
00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,603
 So, what are you going to do?  

226
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,805
        Every time a guy        
   gets all up in your head,    

227
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,641
      you can't let it go.      

228
00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:43,142
             As if.             

229
00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:45,578
  I'll forget him by tomorrow.  

230
00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,013
       Okay. Here's what        
       we're going to do.       

231
00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:49,448
  Wait. What do you mean "we"?  

232
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,451
       So, this is Paul?        

233
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,919
Yeah. You going to kick his ass?

234
00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:55,488
    That's the fuckin' plan.    

235
00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,456
So, you going to stay the night?

236
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,792
          Yes, please.          
    I got a fight tomorrow,     

237
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,861
     so I got to check out      
          first thing.          

238
00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:05,031
 Hey, Paul? Our first customer  
      since the dogs left.      

239
00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:06,666
     Are you going to need      
        a wake-up call?         

240
00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:09,635
   Yes, please. I like to get   
    a jump-start on the day.    

241
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,837
      The Wi-Fi password?       

242
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,673
        - Lowercase "d."        
            - Go on.            

243
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:16,208
   That's it. Lowercase "d."    

244
00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:19,378
   All one word, lowercased.    

245
00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:20,813
            Got it.             

246
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,815
       Do you smoke, man?       
      There's no smoking.       

247
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,684
      I only smoke people       
        with big mouths         

248
00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:26,218
 who talk shit on the internet. 

249
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:29,155
All right. Well, just sign here,

250
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,624
      and here's your key.      

251
00:11:31,657 --> 00:11:34,860
   And your room is just past   
      the big scared guy.       

252
00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,162
      Thank you very much.      

253
00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,804
           Remember.            

254
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:48,074
      The bigger guy takes      
       the bigger punch.        

255
00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,409
     (whimpering fearfully)     

256
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:54,647
              Jo:               
Logan, my friend hurt her ankle.

257
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,215
       She needs a look.        

258
00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:58,651
    Yeah. Something's loose.    

259
00:11:58,684 --> 00:11:59,885
    Okay. So, what happened?    

260
00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,088
     I fell off a building.     

261
00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,355
          A building?           

262
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,224
     Luckily, I was there,      

263
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:06,759
       'cause I'm so calm       
        under pressure.         

264
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,327
        Well, hop on up.        
      I'll check you out.       

265
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,596
             Okay.              

266
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,531
        Sorry. Not you.         

267
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,899
         Just kidding.          

268
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,701
   I have a real deadly sense   
           of humour.           

269
00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:19,238
       Okay. Be careful.        

270
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,173
 I'll be really delicate here.  

271
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:22,675
              Ow!               

272
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:23,943
             Logan:             
      That's interesting.       

273
00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:26,212
      Okay. That's enough.      

274
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,847
 You can put her foot down now. 

275
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,281
            - Yeah.             
      - Just put it down.       

276
00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:31,283
   Your ankle does look fine.   

277
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:32,952
  How tall was that building?   

278
00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:35,554
 It's a good thing I got there  
      before it got worse,      

279
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:39,692
    which is crazy, because     
I'm usually so busy being chief.

280
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:43,062
    Okay. Well, just go home    
    and put some ice on it,     

281
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:46,799
         and, uh, take          
  the regular pain medication.  

282
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,702
         Maybe stay off         
      any tall buildings.       

283
00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:51,704
           (laughing)           

284
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:55,975
   Okay. You heard him, Rose.   
        You can go now.         

285
00:12:57,643 --> 00:13:00,079
  Actually, do you like food?   

286
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,313
           Of course.           

287
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,983
          (chuckling)           

288
00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:07,086
   There's a community dinner   
        for health week.        

289
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,755
        Oh, that's cool.        
  I'm all about healthy food.   

290
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,490
  Yeah. And last time I went,   

291
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,392
    there was an empty chair    
          next to me.           

292
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:15,995
   Not because nobody wanted    
       to sit next to me        

293
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:17,730
     or thinks I'm a loser.     

294
00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:19,398
   - Oh, I'm sure they don't.   
            - Yeah.             

295
00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:23,435
     So, if you like food,      
  and there's an empty seat--   

296
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,837
        You want me to--        

297
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,338
        Just the chair,         
   it's just so empty. It's--   

298
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:27,673
   You want me to sit by you?   

299
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:31,610
 Okay, guy. This isn't a date.  

300
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,512
    But I'll see you there.     

301
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:36,182
    You can sit next to me,     
    and we can eat together?    

302
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:37,850
          Yeah. Sure.           

303
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:40,252
         Still got it.          

304
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,620
          What's that?          

305
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,023
        I still got it.         
      Uh, the foot fungus.      

306
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,492
              Oh.               

307
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:51,030
  Yo. Look what this guy uses   
       for a toothbrush.        

308
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:52,765
     Yo. Check out Aqqalu.      

309
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:54,300
  Fok'n guy's fighting a bear,  
              man!              

310
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,534
We should call someone for help.

311
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:56,602
             Paul:              
          No, no, no.           

312
00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,137
  Let nature take its course.   

313
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,506
 Fuckin' guy's holding his own, 
              man.              

314
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:02,041
 Guy's as strong as that bear.  

315
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:05,010
     Come on, brother bear.     
        Use your claws!         

316
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:08,013
         Bite him! Ugh.         

317
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:09,982
        Come on. Fight!         

318
00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:13,953
    He just kicked that bear    
          in the nuts.          

319
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,359
           Holy fuck!           
     The bear is down, man.     

320
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:29,835
             Rita:              
     'Morning, Grouse Lake.     

321
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,171
You're listening to Auntie Rita 
        in the morning,         

322
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,039
     with my new co-host--      

323
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:38,777
    No. You're listening to     
  Laughingstick in the morning  

324
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:40,746
        with my co-host.        

325
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,014
       And here we are--        

326
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,249
  Pride of the Ojibway Nation   

327
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:46,051
     is on the line today,      

328
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:50,856
 as Paul seems to have bit off  
     more than he can chew.     

329
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,193
     And if you know Paul,      
        that's not easy.        

330
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,262
         Breaking news.         

331
00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:59,298
         Rita, co-host          
    of many fantastic shows,    

332
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,367
          is retiring           
    from Grouse Lake Radio.     

333
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,135
          No, I ain't.          

334
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,638
    Rita, you're a real one.    

335
00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:07,373
   But Chief Jo said I can--    

336
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,575
  We're all going to miss you.  

337
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:11,377
        For those of you        

338
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,446
listening at home and can't see 
        what's going on,        

339
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,650
 Rita, with tears in her eyes,  

340
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,618
 is making her way to the door  

341
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,053
    for the very last time.     

342
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,890
      I'll remember that.       

343
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:32,631
        Who wants money         
    on Aqqalu the Destroyer?    

344
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,435
         Paul, my boy.          

345
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:37,937
      Mom. There you are.       

346
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,506
       I put $20 on you,        
       so go at him early       

347
00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:42,074
 and get dirty if you have to.  

348
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,976
              Mom!              

349
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:48,280
 Good luck, my son, even though 
       you don't need it.       

350
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,517
      You're my big tough       
         fighting boy.          

351
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,119
         It's on, meat.         

352
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,121
  This is who you're fighting?  

353
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:59,692
             Yeah.              
 You got to put a stop to this. 

354
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,193
  Ah. I'll see what I can do.   

355
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,834
Okay. Chickadee, switch my bet. 

356
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:12,705
           I want $20           
    on Aqqalu the Destroyer.    

357
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,184
      Rose, how do I look?      

358
00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:28,520
          Uh, strong.           

359
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,356
    You look really strong.     

360
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,524
            Thanks.             

361
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:35,327
      Hey. These are mine.      

362
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,296
     Go on. Get, get, get.      

363
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,368
        Oh. Hey, Logan.         

364
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:43,635
              Hi.               

365
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,671
          Right here.           

366
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:47,373
    Is everything all right     
           with them?           

367
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,341
        Oh, don't worry.        

368
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,709
   They're just drug dealers.   

369
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,912
             - No.              
     - But not on my watch.     

370
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:58,050
            I said,             
   "Not during health week."    

371
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,353
   Logan: Hey, look at that.    
         Right on time.         

372
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:05,424
      Uh, whoa. Is that--       

373
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,992
Is that turkey covered in gravy?

374
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,528
   Everything in moderation.    

375
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,563
           Hi there.            

376
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:14,600
     Do you like the turkey     

377
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:17,369
           with salad           

378
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:20,873
        or the stuffing?        

379
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,442
    It's made with cranberry    
         and duck fat.          

380
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:26,245
      - Oh! The one with--      
          - Duck fat?           

381
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,746
          - Duck fat.           
           - Mm-hmm.            

382
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,748
     But it's health week.      

383
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,583
We'll obviously have the salad. 

384
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:35,721
      Obviously the salad.      

385
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:37,689
          (whispering)          
   Save me a plate for later.   

386
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,124
              Hey.              

387
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,960
        Ding-ding-ding.         

388
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,596
           Time out!            

389
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,365
   Oh, I'm going to fight you   
          harder now.           

390
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,966
      Lips, get over here.      

391
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:50,536
    Do something about this.    
        You're the cops.        

392
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,970
          Sorry, Paul.          
 This is all on the up-and-up.  

393
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,473
     We've got to be doing      
    something illegal here.     

394
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,974
  You gave written consent to   
           fight him            

395
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,143
         after you said         
  he has a beluga butt online,  

396
00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,411
     so this fight's legal.     

397
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,480
   Fine. But if he kills me,    

398
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,382
     you're not invited to      
          my funeral,           

399
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,784
   and they're going to have    
      the best sandwiches.      

400
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,653
- Like, what kind of sandwiches?
     - Your favourite kind.     

401
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,958
     I'm going to give you      
        the first punch.        

402
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:16,061
        And after that,         
    it's out of my control.     

403
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,306
Logan: I can't believe they put 
   duck fat in the stuffing.    

404
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:29,074
         I know, right?         

405
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,276
  You're the chief. You should  
   get up and say something.    

406
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:32,978
        Like, right now?        

407
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:34,413
        Excuse me. You.         

408
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,181
         Fried bannock?         

409
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,517
      During health week?       

410
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,185
    Okay. And you know what?    

411
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:41,620
       Might as well let        
 those two monsters sell crack. 

412
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:47,426
        I'm going to say        
    a little something here.    

413
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,027
         Hi, everyone.          

414
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:51,830
I'm the nurse practitioner here,

415
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:54,600
      and I cannot believe      
 that they would serve bannock  

416
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,268
   during health week events.   

417
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:59,037
 And I know that Chief Jo here  
      feels the same way.       

418
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,473
            (booing)            

419
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:04,476
        Guys, bannock is        
      not even Indigenous.      

420
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,545
      (booing intensifies)      

421
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,213
The Scots brought bannock here, 
            anyways.            

422
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,649
Come on. How colonized are you? 

423
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,452
 What the fuck did he just say? 

424
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,688
  Please, Jo. Come. Tell them.  

425
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,658
              Man:              
          Come on, Jo.          

426
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:22,561
       Yeah. Health week.       

427
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:27,366
     You know what I think      
    would be really healthy?    

428
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:30,202
If you left and never came back.

429
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:31,570
            Others:             
             Yeah!              

430
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,071
   Just for your information,   

431
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:35,674
           the Scots            
 may have brought bannock here, 

432
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:39,144
but we fok'n perfected it. Fuck!

433
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,247
    (cheering and applause)     

434
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,149
     And as your new chief,     

435
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:48,187
    I'm officially declaring    
   health week bannock week.    

436
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:51,490
    (cheering and applause)     

437
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,426
 Go on. Get out of here. Fuck.  

438
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,361
             Go on.             

439
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:59,031
     Now, somebody bring me     
    that duck fat stuffing!     

440
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:01,533
          (muttering)           

441
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,505
    No more fucking around.     

442
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,574
           (retching)           

443
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,411
          - (grunting)          
             - Hey!             

444
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,580
        Oh, pretty fast         
       for a big fellow.        

445
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:17,950
     I can-- But, uh, I'm--     
      (laughing nervously)      

446
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:21,119
          - (shouting)          
   - ♪ My first real novel ♪    

447
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,694
             Paul!              

448
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,096
             Here.              

449
00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:33,932
           (shouting)           

450
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,367
       (cowbell clanging)       

451
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,935
     What the fuck is this?     
         A wiener vest?         

452
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,204
You think it's going to stop me?

453
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,739
        No, beluga butt.        

454
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:41,974
          But he will.          

455
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,375
        Oh, shit. A dog.        

456
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,444
        I have one rule.        
      I don't fight dogs.       

457
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,045
   Call it off. Call it off!    

458
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,081
 Why does it have to be a dog?  

459
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:51,416
  Hey, man. North's that way.   

460
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,090
       It's Laughingstick       
        in the evening,         

461
00:20:58,123 --> 00:20:59,725
       and you know what?       

462
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:04,062
    I've always had to fight    
       for what I wanted.       

463
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,932
  But maybe I'm done fighting.  

464
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,967
         Maybe I'm not          
      appreciated enough.       

465
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,471
 But it could always be worse.  

466
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,506
   I could be Stephen Harper.   

467
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,775
           Hey. Psst.           

468
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,010
         (dogs barking,         
       crickets chirping)       

469
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:20,345
     Can I have a hot dog?      

470
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:23,115
       I ate all of mine.       

471
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:27,085
   Sure, but you're going to    
    have to fight me for it.    

472
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,255
      (barking continues)       

473
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:35,861
          (men singing          
    in Indigenous language)     

474
00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:45,937
               ♪