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               ♪                

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      (audience cheering)       

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      Roger Laughingstick:      
     This is the first time     

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   that Grouse Lake has ever    

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     scored a single point      
    against Big Grand Rapids    

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       in the fifty years       
      of this tournament!       

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               ♪                

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       (whistle blowing)        

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           No point.            

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Paul's stomach touched the net. 

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          - (cheering)          
      - Are you serious?!       

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      Roger Laughingstick:      
      There it is, folks.       

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          Once again,           
      the Grouse Lake team      

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      has shat its shorts.      

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   It's okay, man. We'll get    
   that one point next year.    

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      There's not gonna be      
   a next year 'cause I quit!   

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 And now, it looks like Paul -  
 a known quitter - is quitting. 

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       I can believe it!        

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  ♪ Yes, I can love you baby ♪  

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               ♪                

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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               ♪                

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       (gravelly voice:)        
      It's that time, bro.      

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         We're getting          
    the team back together.     

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    Those... Big Grand Rapid    
     rejects owe us a point     

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   and it's time to collect.    

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       (gravelly voice:)        
   I don't know if you heard,   

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I don't play volleyball anymore.

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    This quad, these tools,     

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  working with these hands...   

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        this is the life        
        that I live now.        

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 I don't need you to play, bro. 

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      I need you to coach.      

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      You're gonna have to      
       find someone else!       

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          Your talents          
     are wasted here, bro.      

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  At least... think about it.   

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Roger Laughingstick (in memory:)
          Once again,           

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Grouse Lake has shat its shorts.

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  (gravelly voice continues:)   
         It's all I do,         

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       is think about it.       

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  (gravelly voice continues:)   
  This time will be different.  

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            I said--            
           (coughing)           

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    (regular voice:) I said     
  just find someone else, man!  

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  (regular voice:) Yeah, man.   

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   Hey there, Chief Jo, Rose.   

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 You coming to the Best Friend  
    sale at the North Store?    

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          Oh, really?           

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Yeah. Bring in your best friend 

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         and you get to         
   a free foot-long hot dog.    

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  It's all there on the flyer.  

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 Let's go get a hot dog, Rose.  

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         Uh, sorry, Jo.         
      I already got mine.       

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            - What?             
    - I took Stephen Harper.    

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  He loves foot-long hot dogs.  

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         Wait a second.         

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         Uh, I thought          
     we were best friends.      

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          I'm more of,          
     like, your work wife.      

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   Your best friend is Lips.    

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          Oh, fok off.          

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        Good time for me        
        to get a coffee.        

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       Everyone knows you       
       and Lips are BFFs.       

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         I mean, like,          
   everyone calls you 'Jips'.   

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        Jo, Lips - Jips.        

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     I never before fokin'      
     heard that in my life.     

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        So, we gonna get        
  that free hot dog for Jips?   

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  You too? Why would you think  
    Lips is my best friend?     

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   (woman singing sentimental   
   song in foreign language)    

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               ♪                

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   Lips isn't my best friend.   

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   I play pat-a-cake with...    

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        lots of people!         

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           No point.            
Paul's stomach touched the net. 

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           One point.           

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          - No point.           
          - Just one!           

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          - No point.           
        - One... point.         

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           No point.            

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       - Here you go, Jo.       
     - What are those for?      

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    Oh, nothing. Just wanted    
     to do something quick      

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      for your twelve-year      
       work anniversary.        

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  (whispering:) Just them down  
      and get out of here.      

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              See?              

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       This is something        
    a best friend would do.     

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   Can you believe it, Lips?    
People think we're best friends.

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      We are best friends.      

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          No. We're--           
    we're just work buddies.    

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 Okay then, we're work buddies. 

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   I'll say whatever you want   
 because I'm your best friend.  

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 I have plenty of best friends. 

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            In fact,            
 I-I gotta go see one of them.  

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      Her name's Jennifer.      

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   We're so tight that people   
   call us 'J-J-J-Jennifer'.    

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 I have plenty of best friends! 

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      Are you okay, Lips?       

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      Looking good, guys.       
         Looking good.          

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       Now, bring it in.        

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       Coach... is here!        

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          Take a knee!          

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        - I'll help him.        
          - Paul: Ahh!          

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        He's gotta wanna        
      do this on his own!       

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Pay attention to your new coach.

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   He's gonna take us to the    
    one-point promised land.    

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           Winners...           

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   all gotta make sacrifices!   

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  So, that's why you're all...  

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giving up your spot on the team.

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          Ever slack!           

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             Paul:              
 If we... want that one point,  

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we're gonna need better players.

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    I'm proud of all y'all.     

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  You guys are all champions!   

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            Dean...             

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       get me a new team.       

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              Ahh!              

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        He's gotta wanna        
         do it himself.         

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      Get out of here, Ed.      

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     Jennifer! It's me, Jo!     

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           You know,            
       'J-J-J-Jennifer'?        

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   What's up, Chief? You here   
      for some cold cuts?       

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   I can do sliced or shaved.   

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           No, Bruce,           
     I don't need any meat.     

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  Jo, then, why are you here?   
      Is everything okay?       

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          I'm looking           
      for my best friend.       

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  Lips is at the post office.   

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       No! Ugh! Jennifer!       
       This is her house?       

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   Jo, she left for the city,   
      like, two weeks ago.      

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       I'm housesitting.        

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           Oh, yeah!            

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         Well, she does         
      that thing... um...       

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  You mean her heart surgery?   

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  Heart surgery? Is she okay?   

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       I mean, of course.       
I just talked to her yesterday. 

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You want to lie to me, I get it.

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        You want to lie         
       to my loaf, fine.        

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  But stop lying to yourself.   

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            I'm not.            

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       Can't just be some       
       door-to-door liar.       

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          Okay, then.           

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   You're the one holding an    
    unpackaged loaf of meat,    

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     all skin-to-skin like,     

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  like a mother and her baby.   

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     With all due respect,      
it's time for you to go, Chief. 

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 So, this is our new team, eh?  

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    Mm-hmm. This is Tammy -     

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          fastest legs          
   on this side of the lake.    

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   She outran a running moose   
       when she was five.       

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   Now, she just taunts them    
       into chasing her.        

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              Oh.               

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     To this day, she still     
      has not been caught.      

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      Ricky - born deep in      
   the muskeg by bush people.   

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 Strongest arms I've ever seen. 

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 The only problem is he doesn't 
    speak a word of English.    

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  I speak English no problem.   

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 - See what I mean? Bush talk.  
        - I understand.         

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             Dean:              
Eldon - chased him away earlier 

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       because I thought        
    he was the slender man.     

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         To be honest,          
      I'm still not sure.       

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 That guy gives me the willies. 

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And what is this I'm looking at?

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   Scoops. Found him outside,   
chewing diapers out of my trash.

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 Took him inside and we watched 
   all the Volley Dog movies.   

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       Tossed him a ball,       
       see what he's got.       

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     Turns out he's fuckin'     
         natural, bro.          

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       Listen carefully!        

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          Practice...           

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     will begin at 4 a.m.!      

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         I will show up         

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 five or six hours after that,  

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  and by then, you would have   
   walked around Grouse Lake    

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        with giant logs         
       on your shoulders        

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   to represent how important   

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       this one point is!       

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      We're gonna do this       
        every single day        

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        until game day!         

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        Now some of you         
       will not make it,        

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        but that's just         
     the way it's gotta be.     

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   The game's tomorrow, man.    

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             Then,              
 why don't you get at it, then? 

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   Fuck this. We're gonna go    
   play for Big Grand Rapids.   

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          Team: Yeah.           

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        You guys quit?!         
       Ha-ha! No! I quit!       

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       I'm off the team!        

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  Roger Laughingstick: This is  
 Laughingstick in the Morning,  

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    and I'm either smelling     
     competition in the air     

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        or Sydney needs         
    his septic tank emptied.    

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        Whatever it is,         

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   the annual volleyball game   
    against Big Grand Rapids    

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        is coming up and        
 Dean's team is in a tough spot 

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      after everyone quit.      

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  (gravelly voice:) Hey, bro,   

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         I know you're          
      going through a lot,      

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  but there's a community out   
  there that's counting on us   

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     to get that one point.     

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00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:33,539
           You think            
 that I don't think about that  

194
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,508
       every single day?        

195
00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:37,910
       (gravelly voice:)        
   So, what are you gonna do?   

196
00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:39,712
    Live a life of solitude,    

197
00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:42,481
         tinkering with         
   your stupid fucking quad?    

198
00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,517
(gravelly voice:) Don't you ever
 talk about my quads like that! 

199
00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:47,019
          There it is!          
     There's the Paul fire      

200
00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,989
          we all need.          

201
00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:52,224
          I told you,           

202
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,760
       find someone else.       

203
00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:57,496
             Fine,              

204
00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,899
 but I'll leave you with this:  

205
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:03,603
     the path to one point      
         is very hard,          

206
00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:07,506
        but a life full         
          of regret...          

207
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,576
        is even harder.         

208
00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,082
           (grunting)           

209
00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:21,287
     Fuck this, we're gonna     
 go play for Big Grand Rapids.  

210
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,923
           One point!           

211
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:27,126
     Fuck this, we're gonna     
 go play for Big Grand Rapids.  

212
00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:30,696
        Just one point!         

213
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,933
     Fuck this, we're gonna     
 go play for Big Grand Rapids.  

214
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,747
           Hey, Mom.            

215
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:51,217
            Jo. Aww.            
    How's my favourite tea?     

216
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,253
  Good. I was just wondering,   

217
00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:57,156
  do you want to come over and  
 bead and watch a movie with me 

218
00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:58,724
    after you're done work?     

219
00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,726
   Uh, why would we do that?    

220
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:04,230
 Because you're my best friend. 

221
00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:05,464
    (laughing) Sorry, what?     

222
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,333
      We're best friends.       

223
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,135
          (chuckling)           

224
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:13,606
             Oh...              
      Oh, you're so cute.       

225
00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:17,443
  And Jo, you're my daughter.   

226
00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:20,613
    We're not best friends.     

227
00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:24,450
   Some moms are best friends   
     with their daughters.      

228
00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:28,421
 Sure. Those people are sickos. 

229
00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:29,855
              Aww.              

230
00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,957
        I'm your parent;        
      I'm not your buddy.       

231
00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:34,160
         Okay, already.         

232
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,629
            Besides,            
   Lips is your best friend.    

233
00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:39,832
          Hey, bestie.          
     You forgot your purse.     

234
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,467
And I bought you some sunscreen.

235
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,869
       It's going to get        
       hot out this week.       

236
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:48,708
           Hey, Greg?           

237
00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:51,711
            - Yeah?             
  - Make us our damn hot dog.   

238
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,479
     Well, hot diggity dog.     

239
00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:59,552
               ♪                

240
00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:02,555
        You're probably         
    wondering why I cut you     

241
00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:04,824
         and then asked         
     you guys to come back.     

242
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,526
         No, numbnuts.          
      Your new team quit.       

243
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,361
        That was a test.        

244
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:13,199
        And guess what?         

245
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,633
        You all passed.         

246
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,669
    I heard they're playing     
     for Big Grand Rapids.      

247
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:19,004
        Ed, take a lap!         

248
00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:23,042
  I only cut you guys because   
  I wanted to break you down,   

249
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,678
  so I can build you back up.   

250
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:28,080
     Guess what time it is?     

251
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,516
         Build-up time.         

252
00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:31,917
            - As if.            
     - Yeah, you think so?      

253
00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:34,053
        Guess what? Ed,         
   you're doing another lap!    

254
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,654
    And for the rest of you,    

255
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,591
          get in line!          
 I want to see you guys serve!  

256
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,565
    Shit, Ed, are you okay?     

257
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,568
  No, no, no, no! He's got to   
  want to do this on his own.   

258
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,103
But he might have a concussion. 

259
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:54,273
Okay, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, 
      you finish his laps!      

260
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:57,443
    In fact, the whole team     
       finishes his laps!       

261
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:01,747
          Come on, Ed.          
         Let's go, Ed.          

262
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,016
          Get up, Ed.           

263
00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:06,519
              Yes!              
       Now, do a lap, Ed!       

264
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:11,090
               ♪                

265
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,226
             Lips,              

266
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:18,531
I can't believe I fought against
   you being my best friend.    

267
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,733
    Oh. Those go over there.    

268
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,702
 You were right in front of me  
        the entire time,        

269
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:27,039
always asking me how my day is. 

270
00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:30,743
   Oh, no. Actually, those--    
 those go over there, you know? 

271
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:35,281
 And when I say "best friend",  
     I mean best... friend,     

272
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:39,485
       like, number one,        
        top of the list.        

273
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,955
            Oh, hey,            
    could you grab this rake    

274
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:47,927
            and uh,             
  take down that wasps' nest?   

275
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:52,631
 Like, what else am I in denial 
       about in my life?        

276
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,267
          Maybe I like          
     jazz music, you know?      

277
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:56,302
        (wasps buzzing)         

278
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,170
 Like, I could be a jazz girl,  

279
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,739
         like... jazz.          

280
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:05,077
   Oh... Lips, we could have    
  been best friends for years.  

281
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:08,280
      Do you know how easy      
 that would have made my life?  

282
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:12,651
 Jo, I'm starting to think that 
 you're taking advantage of me. 

283
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,920
             Okay.              

284
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:18,591
      As your best friend,      
 I would never want to do that. 

285
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:21,126
       It's okay. As your       
  best friend, I forgive you.   

286
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,628
             Good!              

287
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,263
       After you're done        
        mowing the lawn,        

288
00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,532
      I could do something      
         nice for you.          

289
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,445
        You're too slow!        

290
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:43,048
     You guys are no good!      

291
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,317
           Fuck you!            
   We'd have that one point,    

292
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,052
          if it wasn't          
     for your big stomach.      

293
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:50,222
        Ed! Why are you         
     looking all sad-arse?      

294
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,858
  Just that my dad said he was  
   gonna come watch practice    

295
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,827
    and he never showed up.     

296
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,328
           Your dad?            

297
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,863
       That ball hit him        
    in the head pretty hard.    

298
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,964
   Ed: He's always got work.    

299
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,133
        He flies planes.        

300
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,902
   Maybe take it easy on him.   

301
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,004
         Take it easy?          

302
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,840
         One point just         
     doesn't grow on trees!     

303
00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:09,008
        I have an idea.         

304
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:12,511
 Oh, Chicken Legs has an idea.  

305
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,346
       Instead of trying        
   to get points on our own,    

306
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,415
       why don't we just        
  distract them into missing?   

307
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,884
Like, one of their guys serves, 

308
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,153
          and someone           
     whips down their pants     

309
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:22,988
       and distracts them       
   and we get the one point?    

310
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:24,023
         Yeah, I guess.         

311
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,524
      You just recommended      

312
00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:28,093
      showing your little       
 volleyballs to the other team. 

313
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,395
      And guess what? Lap!      

314
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,562
       Hey, man, I think        
     he's on to something.      

315
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:34,199
       Dean, take a lap!        

316
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,702
 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.  
 Where-- where you guys going?  

317
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,171
            We quit.            

318
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:42,007
           - You too?           
  - Kid had a good idea, man.   

319
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,609
             Fine!              

320
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:47,046
    You can quit 'cause I...    
     am the one that quits.     

321
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,347
           I quit...            

322
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:51,183
         from stopping          
    you guys from quitting!     

323
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:59,124
           Paul: Hey!           
          (chuckling)           

324
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,793
 I knew I'd find you guys here. 

325
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,061
     What do you want, man?     

326
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:05,130
      This one point isn't      
     going to score itself!     

327
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,966
        We're done with         
     volleyball... forever.     

328
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:09,735
     Working on your shitty     
   machines is our life now.    

329
00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:11,070
   My daddy flies on planes.    

330
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,237
       He should be here        
        any minute now.         

331
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,340
      I'm sorry, you guys.      

332
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:16,642
      If y'all come back,       
         I'd be willing         

333
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:19,078
       to give Sterling's       
    distraction idea a shot.    

334
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:24,616
       Look at this quad.       
     Use it as a metaphor.      

335
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:29,588
         It only works,         
   if we work on it together.   

336
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:31,090
        (engine revving)        

337
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,458
      We're back in, bro!       

338
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,193
         Let's all ride         
      to the gym together!      

339
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:35,461
             Yeah!              

340
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,862
             Whoo!              

341
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,331
      Hey! Everybody off!       

342
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:40,699
         Everybody off!         
       We're gonna walk.        

343
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,835
       This is bullshit!        

344
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:45,938
            Come on,            
     we'll walk as a team.      

345
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:50,809
      Roger Laughingstick:      
   And here we are, game day.   

346
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,179
  Can Paul and Dean's team get  
  one point and make history,   

347
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,982
 or will they continue to suck, 

348
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,717
          like all the          
    other teams before them?    

349
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,553
      What the fuck, man?       

350
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,188
       (whistle blaring)        

351
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,790
     Everybody, huddle up!      

352
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,625
   Look, they might be bigger   
           than you,            

353
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,128
    they might be stronger,     
     they might be faster,      

354
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,562
         they might be          
    better looking than you,    

355
00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:13,132
     and they get way more      
     likes on social media!     

356
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,534
    Those are great people.     

357
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,202
      They're the kind of       
   people that you would want   

358
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,904
  to drop everything to help!   

359
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,540
        But remember...         

360
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:25,177
 they're from Big Grand Rapids. 

361
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,012
  So, we're gonna go out there  

362
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,014
        and we're gonna         
       shove those rapids       

363
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,849
  right up their grand arses!   

364
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,586
Yeah, let's make my daddy proud.
    He's coming to watch me.    

365
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,256
Ed, your dad's not coming, man. 

366
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:41,760
  Even if he was still alive,   
  he'd be like 147 years old.   

367
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,996
 You don't talk about my daddy. 

368
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:45,431
       (whistle blaring)        

369
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,368
      (audience groaning)       

370
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:52,204
  Should be another quick one.  

371
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:54,673
           (knocking)           
       Can I talk to you?       

372
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:57,576
       Anything for you.        

373
00:17:57,609 --> 00:18:00,446
      I got to let you go,      
          Grand Chief.          

374
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,783
     What can I do for you,     
          best friend?          

375
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:08,520
         Well, I, uh...         

376
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,522
     I don't think I can be     
       your best friend.        

377
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,191
            - What?             
          - I mean...           

378
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,926
       I don't like being       
   best friends with this Jo.   

379
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,527
       I miss the old Jo.       

380
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:18,697
Well, I miss when people came in
 here and made some damn sense. 

381
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,300
       What dumb shit is        
  coming out those lips, Lips?  

382
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:22,701
         See? That Jo.          

383
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:24,303
      You're confusing me.      

384
00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:27,873
  Okay, before Greg's hot dog   
sale, we just were best friends.

385
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,374
         We didn't have         
       to think about it.       

386
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,110
           - Okay...            
   - But after the hot dogs,    

387
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,579
  we were trying to figure out  
    how to be best friends,     

388
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,247
      but we already were.      

389
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,983
 Lips... that's real profound.  

390
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,751
           Actually,            
somebody just spray painted that

391
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,420
   all over the school wall.    

392
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,456
    Well, let's go get those    
 little philosophical fuckers.  

393
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,594
          I'll drive.           

394
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,296
      Roger Laughingstick:      
 And just like we all thought,  

395
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,599
        Big Grand Rapids        
    is crushing Grouse Lake,    

396
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,567
        who have yet to         
    score one single point.     

397
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:58,604
We're in the fifth and final set
    and time is running out.    

398
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,506
        Does Coach Paul         
  have anything up his sleeves  

399
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:02,674
     other than his arms?!      

400
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:03,942
          I doubt it.           

401
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,147
           Ed, focus!           

402
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,849
Sorry, I was looking for my dad.

403
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,785
       - Paul: Time out!        
      - (whistle blaring)       

404
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,990
     Sterling, we're gonna      
   try that distraction idea.   

405
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,592
           All right.           

406
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,966
      (audience groaning)       

407
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,701
           (cheering)           

408
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,639
           (cheering)           

409
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,281
      (audience groaning)       

410
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,684
      Roger Laughingstick:      
        And here we are,        

411
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:46,952
next point for Big Grand Rapids 

412
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,687
        puts Grouse Lake        
      out of their misery.      

413
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,290
        Let's hope it's         
      quick and painless.       

414
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,025
          Hey, buddy,           

415
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,460
          serve this.           

416
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,896
           Eww. Fuck,           
    I think I saw his balls.    

417
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,467
      Roger Laughingstick:      
         Out of bounds!         

418
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:05,204
       Point Grouse Lake!       

419
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,405
      Roger Laughingstick:      
          They did it!          

420
00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:07,472
      Audience: One point!      
           One point!           

421
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:09,041
       The losers did it!       

422
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:11,143
   They got the single point!   

423
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:13,245
        (sobbing loudly)        

424
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:15,214
           (cheering)           

425
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:16,682
      They got the point!       

426
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,484
             Whoo!              

427
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,186
   The game's still not over!   

428
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,655
      Why don't you finish      
 the game yourself, you losers! 

429
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:27,326
One point! One point! One point!

430
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,860
           Audience:            
     One point! One point!      

431
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,896
     One point! One point!      

432
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:34,466
        That after party        
      is gonna be deadly!       

433
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:35,934
  Dean: You need a ride, man?   

434
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,604
          Sorry, guys.          
My dad said he's picking me up. 

435
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:42,140
           Okay, Ed.            
  You wait for your dad, then.  

436
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:45,310
           Yeah, man.           
You say hi to him for us, okay? 

437
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:48,747
       (car door opening)       

438
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,249
       (car door closing)       

439
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,783
        (engine revving)        

440
00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:56,021
              Ed:               
     Ugh, he's not coming.      

441
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,603
              Ed!               
    Ed, where are you, boy?     

442
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:17,309
  I can't wait around anymore;  
    I've got a plane to fly.    

443
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:21,380
          Okay, then.           

444
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:42,034
               ♪                

445
00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:46,705
       ♪ They didn't want       
         you to know ♪          

446
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,243
       ♪ The truth about        
   Bighorn and Wounded Knee ♪   

447
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,983
    ♪ Sister told you about     
        the heroes... ♪