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               ♪                

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        It's bingo time!        

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 ♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪  

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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      You look good, Rita.      

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            You too.            

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You look like you're gonna win. 

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        Eh-eh, gaawiin.         

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       I will say a bingo       
    prayer for you, though.     

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     And I will thank you,      
          when I win.           

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      Okay, the early bird      
       is starting soon.        

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Hope you find your lucky table. 

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     I got three grandkids;     
  I don't need a lucky table.   

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          Hey, jar'd!           
   This lucky table is ours!    

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     - I'll remember that.      
       - (Paul chuckling)       

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       You're going down,       

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         you kii-a-skwe         
         mindimooyenh!          

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          (chuckling)           

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  I'm not regular kii-a-skwe!   

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     I'm prison kii-a-skwe.     

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      Ho'leh, settle down,      
  Stony Mountain. (chuckling)   

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       (Agnes chuckling)        

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          Here we are,          
    together, outside work.     

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        Just relax, bro.        
         Just chillin'.         

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         Oh yeah, yeah,         
      we're just chillin'.      

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       Although chillin'        
    is a gateway to hangin'.    

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       And you know what        
    can happen after a hang?    

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           Pregnancy?           

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           No, Dean.            

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          Friendship.           

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       Sorry, man, you're       
    just really hard to take    

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          with your...          
       town clothes, man.       

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        Like, who tucks         
       in their t-shirt?        

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         Uh, this guy.          

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  Yeah, I tuck everything in -  

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          my t-shirt,           
      my sheets, my socks.      

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     Makes me feel secure,      
           locked in.           

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  You're really letting loose   
    there, eh, Day Off Greg?    

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Dean, is it just me or is there 
 something going on over there? 

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    Dean: Pretty intuitive,     
      young bingo Padawan.      

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  They're just up in their...   

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          bingo mojo.           

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  Greg: By aiming those charm   
   doohickies at each other?    

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   Dean: So, those charms are   
   sending bad luck to Rita,    

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     and Rita's charms are      
    blocking that bad luck.     

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    Oh, what-- what is that?    

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       ...Little warrior.       

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          Dean: Hmm...          

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     Yes, that's the mother     
         of all charms.         

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    That's Coco the Coconut.    

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         Agnes wins big         
      with it every year.       

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       So, bingo is just        
          simple luck.          

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        There's nothing         
     simple about it, bro.      

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 - (traditional flute playing)  
     - By its very nature,      

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   it's an act of resilience.   

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  - In our ancestors' time...   
 - (traditional flute playing)  

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         ...our customs         
  and practices were outlawed,  

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     by sickly, bitchy-ass      
   white men, like yourself.    

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  (traditional flute playing)   

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        Tried to control        
      what us long-haired,      

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       beautiful warriors       
        did on the Rez.         

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 - (traditional flute playing)  
         - Sickly? I...         

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       But we bingo'd on,       

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        and that's what         
     makes it tradition...      

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       and cool as fuck.        

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  (traditional flute playing)   

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           Hey, man.            
     Thanks for the flute.      

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          That really           
       helped the story.        

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          This is for           
        the people, man.        

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  (traditional flute playing)   

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       (crowd applauding)       

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    Attention, all players.     

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     Tonight's final prize      
           is $4,000.           

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       (crowd applauding)       

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    This year, we are going     
     to have a good, clean,     

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       fair, no-bullshit        
         monster bingo.         

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  Lips is head of security, so  
 there'll be no funny business. 

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   And I'm talking about you,   
 Hilda, and your black dabber.  

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   We can't see the numbers,    
  we can't verify your bingo.   

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           Bullshit!            

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       Let's go already!        

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       We have some money       
         to give away.          

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  And just like Paul, when he   
  found out Rose was pregnant,  

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        he's got to go!         

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          - Oh, yeah!           
       - (crowd laughing)       

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          Here we go!           

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          (squealing)           

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     What's taking so long?     

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        Don't blame me.         
 This bingo machine is faulty.  

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   I wanted the WinMax 5000,    

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   but I never got the money,   
 thanks to 'Cheap and Council'. 

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   - (crowd booing, shouting)   
       - Paul: 'Sup, Jo?        

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         What da heck!          
        I just got here!        

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        Under the I, 22.        

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    Two ducks in the water!     

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      Hey, Mom. Big baby.       

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          Let me grab           
    a seat here real quick.     

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         Uh, sorry, Jo,         
     you can't sit with us.     

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       Why the hell not?        

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    You know that being late    
 for bingo is bad luck, and...  

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      you got bad breath.       

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    I'm sorry, Jo, but I do     
     feel something's off.      

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   Where am I supposed to go?   

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         I'm the Chief;         
       I can't sit alone.       

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             Roger:             
        Under the G, 58.        

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   Geez, wouldn't it be great   
      if Jo found a seat?       

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             G-58.              

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           I'm sorry,           
   but this is Monster Bingo,   

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   there's no messing around.   

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           (sighing)            
          Okay, fuck.           

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             Roger:             
        Under the B, 6.         

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   Hey, but still too close.    

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             Paul:              
              Bye.              

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    Saved you a seat, Chief.    

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             Uh...              

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        Hey, everybody!         
    Jo's at the loser table,    

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    and that's your Chief?!     

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        (crowd laughing)        

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      Don't listen to him.      

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      He calls me a mooch.      
     Can you believe that?      

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       Hey, can I borrow        
           a dabber?            

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             Roger:             
        Under the B, 8.         

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       Give me the usual:       
       one blue freezie.        

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          Sorry, Blue.          
     You don't have enough.     

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            Aw, man.            

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         Hey, you want          
    freezie money for life?     

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            - Yeah.             
   - Then, you gotta earn it.   

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         And sometimes,         
        it ain't pretty.        

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        Watch and learn,        
         freezie face.          

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          Roger: N-41.          
      N-41. Time for fun.       

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        One free coffee.        

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      It's two bucks now.       

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        Inflation, bro.         

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  Where's a guy gonna get two   
  bucks from in this economy?   

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      Hey, got two bucks?       

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    What can I get for this?    

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           Chickadee:           
       Fill her up, bro.        

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           Cheap ass.           

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           That's how           
        it's done, Blue.        

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             Roger:             
    N-44 calls out the door.    

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            - N-44.             
             - Oh!              

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             Roger:             
             O-75--             

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         I mean, O-71.          

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         She won't stop         
         looking at me.         

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        She's trying to         
       get into my head.        

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          Roger: O-69.          

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That's O for Oklahoma and 69 for
 don't even make the joke, Ed.  

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     What was that number?      

149
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             O-69.              

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         You got this.          

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      You got the coconut,      
       and you've got me.       

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           (tapping)            

153
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    Listen to those dabbers     
       on the table, man.       

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        It's like music.        
           It's cool.           

155
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     It's like Jamiroquai.      

156
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   You believe this mooniya?    

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         I'm surprised          
   he even came out tonight.    

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       I thought he'd be        
     at home drinking milk,     

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    watching documentaries.     

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          - (laughing)          
- Oh, hey, calm down, all right?

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        Dean, I am still        
           your boss.           

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  North Store Greg is my boss.  

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 Day Off Greg is just some nerd 
       with a moustache.        

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       Look at this guy,        
  he's like part news anchor,   

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        part... catfish.        

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         "This just in,         
        I'm really lame         

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         "and I pull up         
      my pants really high      

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 "because I have a hairy arse.  
      Back to you, Barb."       

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           (sobbing)            

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          (sniffling)           

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- Weenuk, what's wrong with you?
         - (whimpering)         

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  Don't get all sad arse now.   

173
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       When we tease you,       
   it just means we like you.   

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    Then, why does it hurt?     
           (sobbing)            

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          Just take it          
    if you want to be cool.     

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  Teasing is one of the sacred  
        seven teachings.        

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            - It is?            
          - Yeah, man.          

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       Keeps you humble.        

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             Roger:             
             B-11.              

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      B-11 or not to B-11.      

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  Man, you got a lot to learn   
  about being cool on the Rez.  

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 Get your elbows on the table.  

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       Nobody likes a guy       
       with good posture.       

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             Okay?              

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       And throw a bro in       
     here and there... bro.     

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              Bro.              

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  And instead of saying "no",   
        say, "Not even".        

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           Not even.            

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          Yeah, right.          

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        And if somebody         
  rubs you the wrong way, say,  

191
00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:50,696
    "Go fuck yourself then."    

192
00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:52,665
   Isn't that a little harsh?   

193
00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,200
         Here, try it.          

194
00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:56,736
       More bingo cards?        

195
00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:58,704
         Not even, bro.         

196
00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:01,407
             Cool.              

197
00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,342
          And go fuck           
        yourself, then.         

198
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,015
      This kind of rhymes.      

199
00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:13,252
        Under the N, 37.        

200
00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,488
             Bingo!             

201
00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:16,689
      - (crowd applauding)      
         - Paul: Yeah!          

202
00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,391
             Roger:             
        We have a bingo.        

203
00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:20,259
   Early bird goes to Agnes.    

204
00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,094
     Yeah, I see how it is,     

205
00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:26,399
          just because          
     your daughter's Chief.     

206
00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:30,202
       (crowd applauding)       

207
00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,238
          (applauding)          

208
00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:42,281
               ♪                

209
00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:52,358
      That's a good bingo.      

210
00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:57,563
     What do you want, bro?     

211
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,565
       I lost my glasses.       
      Anyone return them?       

212
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,735
        Someone returned        
      his glasses already.      

213
00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,870
    Let's see what you got.     

214
00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:07,273
       No, sir, nobody's        
      turned in anything.       

215
00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:09,442
             But...             

216
00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:10,743
  can I interest you in these?  

217
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:14,480
         The heck, boy!         
     These look like mine!      

218
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:15,781
      You have good taste!      

219
00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,618
       Those just came in       
          from Paris.           

220
00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,386
           Paris, eh?           

221
00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:22,421
      Those stop UV light,      

222
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,256
     sunlight, blue light,      

223
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,292
       even Coors Light.        

224
00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:29,495
 You put these on, you'll never 
      miss another number.      

225
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,063
         I'll take 'em.         

226
00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:32,765
        These are $400.         

227
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,734
 But for you, a hundred bucks.  

228
00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,602
        That's a steal.         

229
00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:41,807
       And if anyone asks       
    you where you got them,     

230
00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,176
  tell them a boy named Blue.   

231
00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:49,849
        (crowd shouting)        

232
00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:52,852
           (shouting)           

233
00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,086
          (screaming)           

234
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,989
           Hurry up!            
      Fuck! Call a number!      

235
00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,659
     I'm trying to, Hilda.      

236
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:02,128
    Blame Cheap and Council.    

237
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,829
  You already told that joke.   

238
00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:06,599
      Maybe your arms are       
            too weak            

239
00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:08,934
and you should start working out
        with the teens.         

240
00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,536
         You know what?         
  One day a ball's gonna come   

241
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,271
         flying out and         
    hit someone in the eye,     

242
00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,040
  and that's gonna be on you.   

243
00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:18,110
             As if!             
 You're just milking it, Roger. 

244
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,112
         Move it along.         

245
00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,648
        (crowd shouting)        

246
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,552
           (gasping)            
         Where is she?          

247
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,188
            - What?             
     - Coco, where is she?      

248
00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:31,490
    I told you to watch her.    

249
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:35,695
   Oh, Mom, I made a mistake.   
       I got distracted.        

250
00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:39,065
There's a guy over there eating 
 a hot dog in a hamburger bun.  

251
00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:41,534
          You fucker!           

252
00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,502
      I know who did this.      

253
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,572
     Am I wearing something     
       of yours or what?        

254
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,743
      Oh. Guard the table.      

255
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,379
          Give me back          
       the coconut, Rita.       

256
00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:56,148
   You sound like a coconut.    

257
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,883
      I know you stole it.      

258
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,985
        What seems to be        
          the problem?          

259
00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:03,255
       Nothing, officer.        
 I'm just trying to play bingo. 

260
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,157
        Rita stole Coco.        

261
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,193
        Okay, I'm gonna         
      need a description.       

262
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,328
       Okay, he's brown.        

263
00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:11,697
    Everyone here is brown.     

264
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,232
       You're gonna have        
     to get more specific.      

265
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:17,703
      He's hairy and he's       
      got big googly eyes.      

266
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,205
       If you're talking        
     about Ernie Mitchell,      

267
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,873
   he's at his mom's tonight.   

268
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,542
      She's talking about       
           a coconut.           

269
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,846
             Roger:             
        Under the O, 75.        

270
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:29,181
  Watch out for that beehive.   

271
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:33,252
    I might be running late,    
       but I got an N-38.       

272
00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,955
       Under the G, 4-0.        

273
00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:38,724
        Under the O, 65.        

274
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,027
       I-21. Are we fun?        

275
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:45,598
     She's gonna win soon.      
         I can feel it.         

276
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,934
       Look at her cards,       
        they're soaked.         

277
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,537
     Paul: She's gotta have     
     Coco there somewhere.      

278
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:54,073
           (creaking)           

279
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,410
             N-39.              

280
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,046
        The pain's moved        
       down to the spine.       

281
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,617
             Bingo!             

282
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,652
           (cheering)           

283
00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:11,957
    We have a bingo. Rita...    

284
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,965
      Anyone got any lard?      

285
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,300
          Oh, fok off.          

286
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:24,136
          You're just           
     struggling on purpose.     

287
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,238
           I am not.            

288
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,807
      That machine's fine.      

289
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,475
          Oh, really?           

290
00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:32,244
   Why don't you come up here   
    and bingo call it, 'den?    

291
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,680
          Fine, 'den.           

292
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:38,417
   You're just playing it up,   
    tryin' to win an Oscar.     

293
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,420
           (creaking)           

294
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:46,025
          Under the I,          

295
00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:48,694
     for "I told you so..."     

296
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,629
             Paul:              
     Ho'leh, you just suck!     

297
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,498
        (crowd shouting)        

298
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,201
       (exhaling sharply)       

299
00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:58,838
            Oh, man,            
      I gotta admit, bro,       

300
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:02,208
          I kinda like          
 you better with the moustache. 

301
00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:03,342
          Put it back.          

302
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:06,011
           Ah, well,            
     I can't do that, Dean,     

303
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:09,114
         because that's         
    not how moustaches work.    

304
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,050
  Just gotta try harder, bro.   
       Just push it back.       

305
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:13,819
      You know, I do kind       
      of like it, though.       

306
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,221
          I feel like           
       I can talk faster.       

307
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:17,156
        All right, well,        

308
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,891
        now that we got         
       cool Day Off Greg,       

309
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,793
 I'm gonna put you to the test. 

310
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:22,328
           Go ahead.            
           Tease me.            

311
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,830
       - Don't hold back.       
        - Are you sure?         

312
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,633
   Okay, I'll give it a try.    

313
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,836
       Um, you look like,       
            uh, a...            

314
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,071
           a pothead.           

315
00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:34,139
     Yeah, that's not bad,      
        that's not bad.         

316
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:36,742
     Well, how about this?      

317
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:41,714
"I'm Dean. I, uh-- I sleep on a 
   bus and I poop in buckets.   

318
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,515
            "Hey..."            

319
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,151
         Hey, you ever          
      notice that this guy      

320
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:47,887
         has never been         
       seen with a woman,       

321
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,388
            and yet,            
     he always has hickeys?     

322
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,891
      I think Dean has sex      
     with a vacuum cleaner.     

323
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,492
       (people laughing)        

324
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:56,195
       Okay, okay. I feel       
 the love in your teasing, bro. 

325
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,363
      - It's pretty good.       
             - Hey.             

326
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,931
       Didn't your father       
       crash a snowmobile       

327
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,400
        into an outhouse        
   when you were just a kid?    

328
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,902
   Probably driving too fast    
       trying to get away       

329
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,037
     from that big washing      
  machine-sized head of yours.  

330
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:08,340
    I mean, look at the size    
     of that square noggin.     

331
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:12,177
       Whenever he eats,        
 it's like he's on spin cycle.  

332
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,879
       "Um, um, um, um."        

333
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,849
              Huh?              
          (chuckling)           

334
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:21,387
             Dean?              

335
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,355
    Dean, did I do it right?    

336
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,199
             Rita!              

337
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:37,870
        Congratulations         
         on your bingo!         

338
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:41,907
   It's just a game; nothing    
  to be so serious about, eh?   

339
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,576
        I agree, Agnes.         

340
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:49,415
The only thing I'm serious about
   is my three grandchildren.   

341
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,250
  How many do you have again?   

342
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,485
              Aww.              
      Me, I only have one.      

343
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:56,822
       Don't make a move.       

344
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:03,562
      - Man: Come on, Jo!       
       - (crowd jeering)        

345
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,331
         Under the O...         

346
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,399
              83.               

347
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:09,268
             Roger:             
 That's not even a real number! 

348
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,103
           Hurry up,            
       Cheap and Council!       

349
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,573
          - (thudding)          
            - Oh-ho!            

350
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,575
         Oh, my eye...          

351
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:23,916
             Okay,              
  we're on to our final game:   

352
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,685
         monster bingo!         

353
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,487
       (crowd applauding)       

354
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,356
 Okay, let's get started, then. 

355
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:34,426
  We're going to try something  
 a little different this time.  

356
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:48,774
             B-15,              

357
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:52,544
           'cause...            
      Roger's a shithead.       

358
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,413
     That's not even funny.     

359
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:57,049
           Hot start            
       over here, though.       

360
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,450
        You'll both have        
         plenty of time         

361
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,452
         to think about         
     what you did in here.      

362
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,221
         Hey, new fish.         

363
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:08,560
      Hilda, what are you       
            in for?             

364
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,196
     Blacking out my cards.     
              You?              

365
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,866
      I got caught trying       
    to steal back a coconut.    

366
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:16,402
            Amateur.            

367
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,239
     How long have you been     
       on the inside for?       

368
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:22,441
       Lips gave me 15...       

369
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,209
            minutes.            

370
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,415
          I missed out          
       on so many things.       

371
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,450
   We gotta get out of here.    

372
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,385
     I think I have a plan.     

373
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,258
           Hey, Dean.           

374
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:43,062
      Listen, I'm so sorry      
 I was so hard on you earlier.  

375
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:45,998
   But you have to admit, you   
    helped create this cool,    

376
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,399
       untucked monster.        

377
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,737
     Look, I really want us     
         to be friends.         

378
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,139
        But I feel like         
      it's our differences      

379
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:57,443
      that make both of us      
        really special.         

380
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:00,345
           Yeah, man.           

381
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,614
     Maybe you should stay      
      as a nerdy white guy      

382
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:06,351
    and me as this cool-ass     
       influential titan.       

383
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,454
          Sure, Dean.           

384
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:12,624
   But you know what I think    
      is the real bonanza?      

385
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:13,959
      It's our friendship.      

386
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:17,629
     That's beautiful, man.     

387
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,465
            Thanks.             

388
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,033
            Hey, and            
      you know what, guy?       

389
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,634
    Go fuck yourself, then.     

390
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,104
           Not even.            

391
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,605
           All right!           

392
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:33,779
      (playing harmonica)       

393
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,216
           All right!           

394
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,550
           I got it.            

395
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,352
      You're gonna pretend      
          to be hurt,           

396
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:41,987
        and then you're         
      gonna cry for help.       

397
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,222
          Why pretend?          

398
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,690
       'Cause we can fake       
           that part.           

399
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,058
           Nah, nah,            
     it's gotta look real.      

400
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,626
         Here, cut me.          

401
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:50,896
  Ah, don't worry. Right here,  
    where there's no organs.    

402
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,465
           Trust me,            
    you can go pretty deep.     

403
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,567
         That's crazy.          
     Nobody's getting cut.      

404
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,803
      - Worked in Attica!       
       - I'm sure it did.       

405
00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:00,038
     But all you got to do      
     is pretend to be hurt.     

406
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,573
    And then, Lips is going     
     to come in, and then--     

407
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,908
        - We'll cut him.        
          - Oh my God!          

408
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,676
     Nobody's getting cut!      

409
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,679
   Lips is going to come in,    
  I'm going to knock him out,   

410
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:10,249
     and then the two of us     
       are gonna be free.       

411
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,818
       Right, you coward.       

412
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:14,853
          We'll do it           
     your non-cutting way.      

413
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,188
           Get to it.           

414
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,691
          Help! Help!           

415
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:20,859
       Oh, my spleen! Oh!       

416
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,262
        It's busted! Oh!        

417
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,264
             Lips:              
        What's going on?        

418
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,532
       - What's going on?       
             - Now!             

419
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:27,866
              Ahh!              

420
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,102
       I'm sorry, Hilda,        
   but this is monster bingo!   

421
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,105
           Hey, Paul,           
         open the door!         

422
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,940
      (doorknob jiggling)       

423
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,609
            Damn it!            

424
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,678
           It's just            
        you and me now.         

425
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:50,189
           Nice try,            
       Rita the cheat-ah,       

426
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,524
     but thieves never win.     

427
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,560
         Give me that!          

428
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,928
           Paul: No!            
            Let go.             

429
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,029
        (both straining)        

430
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,630
          Let go! Aah!          

431
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:08,707
               ♪                

432
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:14,079
             G-58!              

433
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:15,881
             I won!             

434
00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:18,417
         Bingo! I won!          

435
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,619
      Those are my cards!       

436
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:23,922
        Were your cards,        
     Chief Snooze-You-Lose.     

437
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,094
         (crowd booing)         

438
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:31,263
    Four thousand big ones.     

439
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:32,497
        And guess what?         

440
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,933
          Every penny           
     is going towards my--      

441
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:38,604
         Let me guess.          
 The WinMax 5000 bingo machine? 

442
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,405
             As if.             

443
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:43,242
   I'm getting an arse lift.    

444
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,476
         (crowd booing)         

445
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:47,446
        All right, fine.        

446
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:50,082
         A WinMax 5000.         

447
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:53,418
 But if there's leftover money, 
  it's going right to my jeet!  

448
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,058
           Chickadee:           
     What's up, little guy?     

449
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:04,396
 That kid sold me a hamster for 
a hundred bucks, but it's dead. 

450
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:07,566
        That's too far.         
  You crossed the line, Blue.   

451
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:12,571
  Here, take your money, kid.   

452
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,474
     There are limits, bro.     

453
00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:17,476
 You'll learn them eventually.  

454
00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:24,716
           The fuck?            

455
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:30,222
        The student has         
      become the teacher.       

456
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:36,561
 ♪ A prisoner sits in solitude  
      inside an empty cell      

457
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:39,398
  ♪ Dreaming of his freedom ♪   

458
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:43,068
 ♪ And a ghostly wishing well ♪ 

459
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:47,105
    ♪ Haunted by the flashes    
  of a rainbow in his tears ♪   

460
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:50,409
  ♪ Waiting for an open door ♪  

461
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:53,078
    ♪ To satisfy his fears ♪    

462
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:57,215
 ♪ Somewhere deep inside him ♪  

463
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,384
 ♪ He slowly shifts the blame ♪ 

464
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:01,053
♪ While the shouting in his... ♪