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   What does it say?            

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 Stephen Harper's sperm         
  better work.                  

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   Fok yeah.                    

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   Fok yeah?                    

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   My eggs are pregs!           

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 You're gonna be a dad!         

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(voice distorting) Paul?        

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Did you hear me?                
 You're gonna be a dad.         

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Paul Jr., I smelled weed coming 
out of your bedroom last night. 

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So what? Uncle Dean says        

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you used to smoke that shit out 
   of a plastic bag.            

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   (gasping)                    

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What's gotten into you,         
   Paul Jr.?                    

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You started a speakeasy,        

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 you're in and                  
  out of bingo prison.          

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 Paul:                          
   And worst of all?            

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 I seen't you cleaning          
  your mooey jeet in the sink!  

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Where do you get                
this stuff from?                

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  Isn't it obvious? From Dad.   

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  No son of mine will           
act like a son of mine!         

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- Fuck you, Dad.                
   - Paul: What did you say?!   

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  Are-- are you okay?           

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   (gasping)                    

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 If you think you're taking off 
   to Winnipeg, think again.    

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   I had you chipped!           

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   (beeping)                    

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 ♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪  

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   ♪ All night long ♪           

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 That was Donny Danger          
   and the Five Finger Fillet   

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with "I Left My                 
   Ring Finger in Bloodvein."   

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 And if you're wondering why my 
  voice is so buttery smooth,   

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   I just upgraded to           
  the Vocalschmoodin B-Niner.   

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 It's the Bung Bologna          
of microphones.                 

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  The damn thing cost me five   
hundred and fifty bucks,        

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 so for the next little while,  

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 ol' Roger is going to          
be selling radio spots.         

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  So, send in your ads          
   and I'll read 'em.           

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   Okay. Here we go.            

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   (soft piano music playing)   

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  "Looking for                  
 a place to get stuff?          

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   Yeah Man is having a sale    
 on Dean's Weiner Water Soup."  

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(app beeping like sonar)        

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 "All the flavour of a hot dog  

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   but now in a grey            
cloudy, greasy, liquid."        

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  "Yeah man!"                   

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   (gasping)                    

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I'm scared Rose.                

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And it's not like, "the store's 
   run out of chips" scared.    

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   Well, what did you do when   
  the store ran out of chips?   

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 I punched Greg                 
in the back of the head.        

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 Okay.                          
   And then, what did you do?   

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 I ate some ice cream.          

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   See? You moved on            
  and you got over it.          

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   No, I didn't. I found out    
where Greg was staying,         

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 and then I winded him!         

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 Okay, point is, you're scared  
 because it's important to you, 

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 and you want to be a good dad. 

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 Fucking Greg.                  

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Shoulda gave me a heads-up next 
time, put up a bulletin.        

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Okay, seriously,                
   let it go.                   

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I think I'm just scared because 
  our baby won't have my DNA.   

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  And if I can't give it that,  
 what else do I have to offer?  

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 Well,                          

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  he'll have your keen          
  sense of...                   

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   You know?                    

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  And, I mean,                  
  you almost never...           

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   You have really pretty...    

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   Your life is so...           
  (chuckling)                   

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   You know?                    

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   Point is,                    
  you're gonna be a great dad.  

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 How? I don't even have         
 my stupid high school diploma. 

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 You don't need a piece         
   of paper to be a good dad.   

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  If I don't have my diploma,   

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 then our kids are gonna think  
  that they don't need theirs.  

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  And the next thing you know,  

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they're washing their mooey jeet
   in the sink, just like me!   

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 What?                          

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That's it, Rose!                

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 I'm going back                 
to high school.                 

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 All I need is one more credit! 

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Wait. So, you wash your         
mooey jeet in the sink?         

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  It was only                   
 one-and-a-half times!          

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 Hmph!                          

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 "Need your grass cut,          
 but not in a bad way?          

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  Hire Little Blue for          
  all your landscaping needs.   

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 All you have to do is provide  
the equipment, give him a ride, 

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  make lunch, and wake him up.  

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 Little Blue's                  
  Come Pick Me Up Landscaping.  

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You can hire me, but it         
   doesn't mean I'm coming."    

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  I've been doing Grouse Lake   
radio for over 25 years,        

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 and now I'm making five bucks  

92
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   to read an ad for            
  Blue's Landscaping.           

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(voice breaking)                
I feel so cheap.                

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So, do I have any new messages? 

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   Oh, right.                   

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   (clearing throat)            
   Of course.                   

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   Uh, there's one here about   
   de-wolfing the bingo hall.   

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Mmm-hmm.                        

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 Nurse Logan's leaving          
the Rez forever,                

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 and Grouse Lake having         
 too many bugs outside.         

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 What was that?                 

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 Too many bugs outside.         

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   Fuckin' Chief and Council.   

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   No, the other one.           

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  Oh, wolf in the bingo hall.   

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 The other, other one.          

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But, Jo,                        
it attacked nine people.        

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 The Logan one!                 

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Logan is leaving                
   the Rez forever...           

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   and ever.                    

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  Oh. Well...                   

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   That's...                    
 probably for the best.         

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 Yeah, totally.                 

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 The way he shit-talked         
bannock at Health Week?         

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 Fuck that guy.                 

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   Yeah. I-I-- I'm --           
   I'm still so mad,            

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   I... might just...           

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  march right on down           
to the nurse's station,         

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  just to make sure he leaves.  

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   Yeah, get him, Jo.           

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   Just fuckin' missin' him.    

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 Got breakfast all over         
 the side of your face.         

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 Okay, already.                 

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  You look so handsome          
   in your tearaways.           

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 Did you remember the picture?  

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  Yes.                          

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 Remember, you're going         
   to school for your child.    

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 Keep it, so you don't forget.  

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 - Okay, I'm going to be late.  
 - You're not going to be late. 

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   But I have to impress the    
  principal, so he lets me in.  

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Would you relax?                
  It's summer school.           

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  There'll be plenty of space.  

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Did you cut off                 
the crust like I asked?         

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   PB&J, extra J, no crusts.    

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  You cut them                  
  in little triangles?          

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  You said you wanted square.   

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Damn it, Stephen Harper!        
  You don't do anything right!  

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Hang on.                        
 Let me take a picture of you.  

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   (sighing)                    

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So fucking lame!                

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There's my handsome boy!        

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   (camera shutter clicking)    

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 Oh, hi, Logan.                 

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   I heard you were leaving.    

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 Yeah, contract is up.          

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 Probably for the best.         

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   Looks like you got           
  a new nurse coming.           

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  By the sounds of it,          
 she won't be such a stickler.  

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   Well, that's good.           

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 Hopefully, the new nurse won't 
   be so hard on our bannock.   

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   (sighing)                    
  That really made people mad.  

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 You know, the next day, I woke 
up with a moose head in my bed. 

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  Who would do                  
  something like that?          

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   Well, don't worry.           

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  I won't let the door          
   hit my ass on the way out.   

156
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   Anyway, what did you want?   

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Nothing.                        
  (stammering)                  

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I didn't just come here         
   to... see you off.           

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Weirdo.                         

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   You know, I really           
 wish this worked out.          

161
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Grouse Lake had                 
 some beautiful things.         

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   (scoffing)                   
   It was all right.            

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  I-- it's...                   

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   Whatever. Where--            

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  Where are you going,          
by the way, or whatever?        

166
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  Bunibonibee.                  

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 Okay, cool. Whatever.          

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   (sighing)                    

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 Anything else?                 

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No. It's just...                

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  like you said, uh...          

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  don't let the door hit your   
   tight buns on the way out.   

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- (door opening)                
  - (sighing)                   

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Paul: Chickadee, there you are! 
  (chuckling)                   

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You want to walk                
   to school with me?           

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  Who's this? Your Uncle Paul?  
 What is he? Like, 50?          

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  Boy:                          
  Nice tearaways, bud.          

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 Yeah, my guy,                  
 what year is it? 1998?         

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 Jesus!                         
What's up with these teens, man?

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 They are who they are.         
 Cool as shit.                  

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 Hmph.                          
I don't think they're that cool.

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   What did you say, Discman?   

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  You guys wanna hear           
some cool music?                

184
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Oh, yeah. We love classic rock. 

185
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 What you got?                  

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   I got Rock Rap White Boys.   

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   I've got the CCC -           
 The Crazy Clown Clan.          

188
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  I also got Big Shitty Tunes   
   Volume 15!                   

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   (sighing)                    
Come back here!                 

190
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Sorry, there's no smoking here. 

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Oh, don't worry.                
 I'll be finished in a minute.  

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Okay, but I'm--                 
 I'm actually pregnant.         

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Oh, trust me, the first         
 trimester doesn't even count.  

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 Sorry.                         
 Are you the new nurse?         

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   Well, I ain't Santa Claus,   

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00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:53,599
  but I do eat                  
 a shit ton of cookies.         

197
00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:55,668
  (chuckling)                   

198
00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:57,270
   (coughing)                   

199
00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,105
   (hacking)                    

200
00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:00,473
 All... right.                  

201
00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:02,675
Let's get you to                
  the nursing station.          

202
00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:05,244
   Oh, great.                   
  Wanna grab my bag, sweetie?   

203
00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:07,513
Oh, don't worry.                

204
00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:09,982
 Carrying heavy things          
 is good for the baby.          

205
00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:13,619
   Let's go.                    

206
00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:17,790
Thanks, sweetie.                

207
00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,829
The fok?                        

208
00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:27,166
   Sweetley is principal now?   

209
00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:29,168
 That's right.                  

210
00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:34,140
   But you--                    

211
00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,042
  Failed you back in grade 12.  

212
00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:38,477
- All because--                 
   - You never came to class.   

213
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,680
   - And now you're--           
   - The principal...           

214
00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,281
of the new high school.         

215
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,150
- Who keeps on--                
  - Finishing your sentences?   

216
00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:46,552
   - Oh, for fok's--            
- Sakes.                        

217
00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:56,495
 Let me guess, you couldn't get 
your girlfriend pregnant        

218
00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,532
because you're sterile,         

219
00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:03,336
 so she was impregnated         
   by the town cuck, and now,   

220
00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:05,738
you're feeling insecure as a new
   dad because you've got...    

221
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,007
nothing.                        

222
00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,009
   Now, let me guess.           

223
00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:12,878
  You did so good as a teacher  

224
00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,081
 that they promoted you         
 to principal,                  

225
00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:18,317
and now,                        
   your salary is way higher.   

226
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,686
   (sighing)                    
What do you want, Paul?         

227
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,254
  We already hired a janitor.   

228
00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:23,823
 Look,                          

229
00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:27,760
 I know you hate me, but I need 
  one more credit to graduate.  

230
00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:30,696
  That's true, I do hate you.   

231
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,332
 Let's look at                  
your old file, shall we?        

232
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:37,236
  Ah.                           
Looks like you need life skills.

233
00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:39,238
  (chuckling)                   
   Which makes perfect sense    

234
00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:42,074
   because you suck at life.    

235
00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,943
  What do you                   
 have against me, man?          

236
00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:47,246
  You were a terrible student.  
  You didn't even try.          

237
00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:50,850
   Thought you could joke and   
 smile your way through school. 

238
00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:53,019
   I see what this is about.    

239
00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:57,923
You're mad because I got        
 everyone to call you "Shitley" 

240
00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,092
   way back in 2002!            

241
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,861
   I don't know what            
 you're talking about.          

242
00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:05,264
  You suspended, like, 19 kids  
  that day! You set a record!   

243
00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:08,901
I was doing you                 
a favour by failing you!        

244
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:12,238
 You know what?                 
I'm gonna do you another favour.

245
00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:13,939
  You're gonna let me back in?  

246
00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:16,042
  Only so I can watch           
you fail again.                 

247
00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:17,977
   And you're in luck           

248
00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,546
because                         
   I'm teaching life skills.    

249
00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,581
  Fine, then.                   

250
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,283
  Five strikes and you're out.  

251
00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:25,918
 Five strikes?                  
  (chuckling)                   

252
00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:27,553
 Shit,                          
  I'll give you one right now.  

253
00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,388
   Fuck you, Shitley.           

254
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,623
   That's strike number one.    

255
00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:31,924
   Fuck yeah.                   

256
00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:32,958
   Strike number two.           

257
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:35,461
   Three more                   
and you're out of here.         

258
00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:38,130
  Man, I don't even know what   
  sport you're talking about.   

259
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:41,967
 I'm going to be on you         
   like brown on moo!           

260
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,436
   Paul: Heh!                   

261
00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:50,009
  - Chief Jo?                   
 - Huh? What? Nothing.          

262
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,612
   We have an                   
emergency health crisis.        

263
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,148
  It was just                   
 one piece of bannock.          

264
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,583
   What? No.                    

265
00:11:57,616 --> 00:12:00,286
This new nurse, Margo...        

266
00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,088
she's terrible.                 

267
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,690
Well, what do you care?         
  You're leaving soon anyways.  

268
00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:07,093
   Or are you trying to stay?   

269
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:08,527
I'm not messing around.         

270
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:12,198
   What kind of nurse           
   still prescribes leeches?    

271
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:15,334
 I'm sure she had her reasons.  

272
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,635
   For a broken arm?            

273
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,471
 Okay.                          

274
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,706
   She even gave Blue           
 testosterone.                  

275
00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:23,542
 He's just a kid. Look.         

276
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,346
  He looks fine to me.          

277
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:30,349
 (deep voice:)                  
   Oh, yeah.                    

278
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:34,487
 Logan:                         
We have to do something.        

279
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,388
 I can't just fire her.         

280
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:39,825
  It'll take me months to cut   
   through all that red tape.   

281
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,193
   Unless...                    

282
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,297
   She quits.                   

283
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:48,701
 (deep voice:)                  
   Oh, yeah.                    

284
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:53,639
 Hey, Discman.                  

285
00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:55,808
 Heard you got                  
 into it with Sweetley.         

286
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:58,344
- Yeah, that's cool bro.        
- Fucking cool.                 

287
00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:00,713
  Yeah, it's because I'm cool.  

288
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,581
   No, you're not, but if you   

289
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:05,084
   really want to be,           
  you'll come with us,          

290
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,719
  'cause we're                  
 gonna prank Sweetley.          

291
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:08,921
   When Sweetley goes           
to take his daily dump,         

292
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,690
we're gonna reverse the         
 plumbing, so when he flushes,  

293
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:15,227
 the toilet will blow his shit  
 right back up his ass.         

294
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,329
  The old reverse moo.          

295
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:19,398
 Uh...                          

296
00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:21,734
   What's the matter?           
Are you scared?                 

297
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:25,538
 Nah. It's just                 
we can do cooler things,        

298
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,940
  like listen to Limp Bizkit,   
  we can drink energy drinks,   

299
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,176
 all at the same time.          

300
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:33,245
 Oh, shit. Sorry, son.          
   We thought you were cool.    

301
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:37,049
  Just hold on a second. God!   

302
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,919
   (sighing)                    

303
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:41,387
   Stephen Harper (in head:)    
Remember, you're going to school

304
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,454
for your child.                 

305
00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,056
  Keep it so you don't forget.  

306
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:45,925
   Shut the fuck up,            
Stephen Harper.                 

307
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,260
   Okay! I'll do it!            

308
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,229
 Nice.                          

309
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:03,442
How are we going                
  to get her to quit?           

310
00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,312
 I have got some ideas.         

311
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:10,249
  Ugh.                          
What's that awful smell?        

312
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,818
   (sniffing)                   

313
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:19,925
  Hmm.                          
   Raw fish.                    

314
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,628
  Not without mustard.          

315
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,964
   Oh, yeah.                    

316
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,303
 - Oh.                          
- Mmm...                        

317
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:34,607
   (ghostly moaning)            

318
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:38,010
  Leave Grouse Lake...          

319
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,645
  Just voices in my damn head.  

320
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:46,485
 Nothing a swig                 
  of iodine can't fix.          

321
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:51,290
 Ahh...                         
   Works every time.            

322
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:53,425
(phone ringing)                 

323
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,628
   What do you want?            

324
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,763
 Jo (disguising voice:)         
  I am looking for a patient.   

325
00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:02,268
   First initial "G.            
 Last name "T'Licker".          

326
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:05,204
   So, you're looking           
   for a jeet licker?           

327
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,205
   (laughing quietly)           

328
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:10,309
Well... today's                 
your lucky day.                 

329
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,311
   I get off of work at five.   

330
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,785
  Hey. What the hell?           

331
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:22,621
How come he hasn't went         
for his daily dump yet?         

332
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,557
  Just hang on. Fuck.           

333
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:31,230
   Uh, Tavis,                   
  you'll be in charge.          

334
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:32,531
 I have an appointment.         

335
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:36,135
 I have to take a call          
   from a...                    

336
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:40,306
 parent and do                  
   some budget stuff.           

337
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:48,847
 Paul:                          
 Watch out, watch out.          

338
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:53,686
You did reverse                 
   the toilet, right?           

339
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,220
   Of course, I did.            

340
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,056
   Maybe we're going            
   too far, you guys.           

341
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,325
Too late now, tearaways.        

342
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:02,594
   Maybe... it's not working.   

343
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,063
   Just wait.                   

344
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,397
   (creaking)                   

345
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:06,999
- Sweetley: It's a reverse moo! 
   - (water rushing)            

346
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:09,201
 Yoho!                          

347
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:10,903
It's all going back in!         

348
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,243
   (water slowing, stopping)    

349
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:31,123
   You five!                    
 In my office!                  

350
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,624
  Now!                          

351
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,893
  (students giggling)           

352
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:37,863
 (Paul sighing)                 

353
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,100
  I might be leaving,           

354
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,702
  but I can't let the nursing   
 station turn into an ashtray.  

355
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,304
  Jo:                           
  Hmm. Mm-hmm.                  

356
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,306
 Uh...                          

357
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,640
 Margo:                         
 What?!                         

358
00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:51,710
Oh, God.                        

359
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,313
  That is it.                   

360
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,782
   I can't work here.           

361
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:59,718
 No smoking, no Margo.          

362
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,887
I quit.                         

363
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,722
Oh, God.                        

364
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,726
   (coughing)                   

365
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,661
   (laughing)                   
   We did it!                   

366
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,897
I guess that means you can stay.

367
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:14,099
But I'm already leaving.        

368
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,734
  Oh.                           

369
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:19,071
  I just assumed you'd          
stay once she was gone.         

370
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:23,575
   Well, what reason            
   do I have to stay?           

371
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:28,013
 Because I l...                 

372
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,115
   learned...                   

373
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:34,019
  how to prank                  
  a nurse with a fish.          

374
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,955
 And you're sure that's         
what you wanted to say?         

375
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,657
   Just fish.                   

376
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:41,093
   Just fish?                   

377
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:44,430
  Okay, then.                   

378
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,965
   Well, I'll see you around.   

379
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,203
   (sighing)                    

380
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:59,478
   Because it's not.            
  Let me tell you why.          

381
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:03,315
First, the pain.                

382
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,851
 Water is supposed to be life.  

383
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:10,489
 Second, the utter humiliation. 

384
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,193
Somehow, I lost a shoe.         

385
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:18,197
   And three, the reverse moo   

386
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,633
  goes against Creator's plan.  

387
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:25,637
 It comes out,                  
but never goes back in!         

388
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:28,941
 You did this.                  

389
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,310
This is all your fault.         

390
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:32,811
   You ain't got shit on me.    

391
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:36,281
 This is gonna be your          
 fifth strike, and I don't care 

392
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:37,783
if you're the Chief's daughter! 

393
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:40,552
   I did it!                    

394
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,855
 I reversed the pipes!          
   And you know what?           

395
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,791
   I'd do it all over again!    

396
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:46,959
Ha-ha! Shitley!                 

397
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,827
 All: Shitley!                  
   Shitley! Shitley! Shitley!   

398
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:52,030
 That's three strikes!          

399
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,199
   You've all got detention!    

400
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,840
 Selling ads to pay for         
my new mic didn't work.         

401
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,843
At least, I found a way         
  to pay for the mic,           

402
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,913
   and that's by selling it.    

403
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,250
  Now, if you'll excuse me...   

404
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,088
  ...just gonna hand it over.   

405
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,523
- (feedback screeching)         
 - Oof!                         

406
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,502
(mouthing words)                

407
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:37,409
   (voice breaking:)            
   I can't believe he's gone,   

408
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:41,446
   after all those beautiful    
moments we had!                 

409
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,615
So, I understand                
  that you're Chief Jo          

410
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,784
  and you have a foot fungus.   

411
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,586
 Nope.                          

412
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:50,522
 It's made with                 
cranberry and duck fat.         

413
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:51,757
   Oh, the one with--           

414
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,258
   Duck fat?                    

415
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,060
We'll obviously                 
have the salad.                 

416
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:58,030
 Obviously, the salad.          

417
00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,065
   You got egg on your face?    

418
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:02,968
 I'm not embarrassed by         
   a little bit of hard work.   

419
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:07,372
No, I mean you literally        
 have egg on your face.         

420
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:14,980
   I could have sworn           
 we had more memories.          

421
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,114
   Logan: Jo!                   

422
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,319
 Logan?                         
  (sniffling)                   

423
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,622
  Hey.                          

424
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,725
   Hey, last time we talked,    

425
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,827
did you want to                 
   say more than just "fish"?   

426
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,396
 Yeah.                          

427
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,734
 Were you going to say          
  that you wanted me to stay?   

428
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,269
  (sniffling)                   

429
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:40,172
  Only if you want to.          

430
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,174
Then, I want to.                

431
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,348
 (deep voice:)                  
   Oh, yeah.                    

432
00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,456
  Hey, kid. You did all right.  

433
00:20:57,489 --> 00:21:00,425
  - You're one of us now, bro.  
  - Fucking cool, man.          

434
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,661
 Hey, Uncle Tearaways,          
 when we're done here,          

435
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:05,597
   we're gonna go smash some    
 bottles on some rocks.         

436
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:08,667
  - Wanna come along?           
- You means it?                 

437
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,902
 Thanks, guys.                  

438
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,838
   I think I found his shoe.    

439
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:17,609
 All: Shitley!                  
   Shitley! Shitley! Shitley!   

440
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,278
   Shitley! Shitley!            

441
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,480
Paul: Shitley! Shitley!         
Shit-- oh, okay.                

442
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,248
   You guys are done?           

443
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,617
Don't worry, I got this!        

444
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,987
   Friends...                   
   Shitley! Shitley!            

445
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:32,291
Fuckin' stinks in here!         

446
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:37,195
   ♪                            

447
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:56,648
(singing in Indigenous language)