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(birds singing)                 

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   I'm worried about            
Paul's Christmas spirit.        

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   It's his big day.            
 You'll get used to it.         

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   He's overdoing it.           

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   Paul? Why,                   

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I recognize that                
name from the nice list.        

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   Ho ho ho!                    

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Would you drop the act already? 

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  Do you mean the Indian Act?   

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   Ho ho ho!                    

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   Well, what else is           
 Santa Claus supposed to wear?  

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  Ho, ho, ho.                   

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Well, maybe Santa could         
  stop eating all the cookies   

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that are supposed to be         
 for the party tonight.         

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And maybe Santa                 

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   could stop leaving           
  the toilet seat up.           

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   I just went in for a dip.    

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Well, maybe Santa Claus         
has just been... a little busy. 

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Ho, ho, ho, ho.                 

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   Too busy to flush            
 his Yule logs?                 

21
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(both laughing)                 

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   Paul: Ma!                    

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 ♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪  

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   ♪ All night long ♪           

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   Everyone knows that Santa    
 loves bannock and tea          

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  more than milk and cookies.   

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   While we wait for            
   him to touch down,           

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 here's Harvey and the Ho'lehs  
with their warm festive classic,

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  "I Saw Mama Greasin'          
 Santa Claus."                  

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   (tracker beeping)            

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(crowd gasping)                 

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  Merry Yeah, Man, everybody!   

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 Kids: Merry Yeah, Man!         

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   Paul: Ho, ho, ho!            

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   Kids: Santa Claus!           

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It's Grouse Lake Santa!         

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All right, everyone, line up in 
 Santa's village for pictures,  

38
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 and remember,                  
  don't kick him in the nuts.   

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All right, man, I'm outta here. 

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  Now?                          

41
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 Come on, man,                  
  I need your muscle.           

42
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   You know how crazy           
   these things get.            

43
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 Oh, man, you'll be all right.  

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  You got your                  
Christmas goblins here.         

45
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   Don't you remember           
   the riot of 2019?            

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 The elves were                 
 the first one to turn.         

47
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 All right, fine then.          
She's in charge.                

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 This isn't about your          
 stupid dad thing, man.         

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You're starting to sound        
 like a little psycho.          

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 He's alive! I know it.         

51
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Man, no one could have survived 
   that snowmobile accident.    

52
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   He was the best snowmobile   
  jumper of all time.           

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He was, and he sent it.         

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   He sent it to heaven, bro.   

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  You don't know that.          

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Okay, fine then.                

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 He comes back                  
  every year during Christmas   

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 and leaves you                 
  a giant garlic coil           

59
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  by your bed while you sleep.  

60
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Okay there, guy!                

61
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 Hey! You wanna believe         
   that fat fuck Santa story?   

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 I believe my dad's out there.  

63
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   Dean out!                    

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Ho! Ho!                         

65
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  Who's ready for Santa Claus?  

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   - (kids cheering)            
 - Ho! Ho! Ho!                  

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(kids cheering)                 
  Kids: Santa!                  

68
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  You are not spending          
  Christmas Eve alone.          

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 I'm not alone.                 

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Look at all these forms         
  I have to fill out.           

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   Ooh, real festive.           

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 Go be with Chickadee.          

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 I don't know.                  

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  She lives at Paul's           
attachment now.                 

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   So what? The smell's gone.   

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She'll be there                 
   with her weird...            

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   (whispering:) ...            
 whispering girlfriend.         

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Then, just come to the Christmas
  party at the Lodge.           

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   And see Logan? No thanks.    

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 Fine.                          
 Then, I'll stay here with you. 

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 Suit yourself.                 

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   (exhaling sharply)           

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   (sighing)                    

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 Mmm...                         

85
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   (munching)                   

86
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  Mm.                           
   (munching)                   

87
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   (munching)                   

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   (coughing)                   

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(sucking teeth)                 

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All right, fine!                

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I'll go to Chickadee's!         

92
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 Good thing I brought a backup. 

93
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   Jo: Where the fuck           
   did you get corn?!           

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You can't be 12!                

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Yes, I am, bro.                 

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Damn it! It checks out!         

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  So, what do you want          
  for Christmas, man?           

98
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  That's easy.                  
I want a power saw, a power bar,

99
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  a power nap, power steering,  

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 Power Ranger, Austin Powers--  

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   the first and second one,    
   but not the third.           

102
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  Man, just watch it on Starz.  

103
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 Sure, it's an additional cost, 
   but you know what?           

104
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 You can't put                  
  a price on variety.           

105
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(tape rewinding)                

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(engine revving)                

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  Dad: Ho'leh!                  

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   (grunting)                   

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Dad! Shake it off, bro!         

110
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 (door opening)                 

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Lips: Hey, bro.                 

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 Agnes wants to know if         
  you're coming to the party.   

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No, man.                        
  I don't want to miss my dad.  

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Look, I believe                 
  in some pretty weird stuff.   

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 Like the moon                  
  is an uninhabitable,          

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circular-shaped planet.         
  But your daddy's dead, bro.   

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Yeah, so I've been told.        

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After he crashed, he was        
  medevacked out to the city.   

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  Oh, yeah? So, then,           

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   why does every Christmas,    
   he bring me a garlic coil?   

121
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   Every year he got me one.    

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   And him and I are the only   
ones that know about it.        

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All right, say he's still alive.
  How are you gonna catch him?  

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 All I gotta do is stay awake.  

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   Oh, yeah?                    

126
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   Yeah, man.                   
  I've been up for three days.  

127
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  And tonight,                  
 I've had some indica gummies,  

128
00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:07,934
turkey sandwich, and...         

129
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   I got some new-age music.    

130
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Dean, I hate to                 
 tell you this, but...          

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   (snoring)                    

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   (snoring)                    

133
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  Good night... sweet prince.   

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 (sighing contentedly)          

135
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  - Grab a seat, grab a seat.   
   - How's my little birdie?    

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  Where's your friend?          

137
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 (whispering:)                  
Hi, Chickadee's mom. Hi.        

138
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Hi. Hi.                         

139
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Maybe she should                
call back later.                

140
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   I can't just shut her off.   

141
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   There's literally            
 a power button on that thing.  

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   (whispering:) Should I go?   

143
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  Huh? What was that?           

144
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 (whispering:)                  
  I said, should I go?          

145
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   Go. Go...                    

146
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 (whispering:) Does she always  
   whisper like that?           

147
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(regular voice:)                
 Oh, I can talk normal.         

148
00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:10,563
  Why don't we just spend time  
  together, you and I?          

149
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It's Christmas.                 

150
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Mom, you're being rude.         

151
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I just think it's weird         

152
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  that you're spending          
Christmas with an iPad.         

153
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  Why?                          

154
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   What's so weird about it?    

155
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   Things seem tense.           

156
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   You know,                    
   ASMR can be very calming.    

157
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(whispering:) Holidays.         

158
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   Holidays.                    

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 Christmas. Christmas.          

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  I... just remembered          

161
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  I have to do                  
 some not-weird stuff.          

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   Merry Christmas, my girl.    

163
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  (crinkling)                   

164
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 I'm, like, so calm right now.  

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 (crinkling continues)          

166
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  Oh, my girl!                  

167
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  Hi.                           

168
00:08:11,924 --> 00:08:14,794
   Don't even get me started!   

169
00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,629
  So, I said,                   
 "holiday tofu bowls."          

170
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(both laughing)                 

171
00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,432
  Oh, hey, Jo.                  

172
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   Logan, hi.                   

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 Um...                          
   How are you doing?           

174
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 Oh, I'd love to chat,          
   but I'm here with my date.   

175
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   Oh. Hey, Chief Jo.           

176
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Isn't she great?                
She loves getting gifts.        

177
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  Oh.                           

178
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Let's go, honey.                

179
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I want to hear some more of your
   unsolicited health advice.   

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   (Logan chuckling)            

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(Logan imitating cat, laughing) 

182
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   Man... So, back to           
   what I was telling you...    

183
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  Abinoojiiyag                  

184
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if my radar is correct,         

185
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  Santa is flying over          
Grouse Lake as we speak.        

186
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   Presents will be delivered   
  in every household.           

187
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  - (tracker beeping)           
- Wait.                         

188
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 Santa's sleigh                 
   looks like it's crashing.    

189
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  It's going down as we speak!  
   Oh, the humanity!            

190
00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,411
 Breaking news!                 

191
00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:08,247
Santa's sleigh has been         
grounded in Grouse Lake!        

192
00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,517
This is one of the worst        
   catastrophes in the world!   

193
00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:16,088
I repeat, Santa's sleigh        
   has been grounded!           

194
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(alarm blaring)                 

195
00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:22,495
 You're the best Santa          
  this side of Opipon-apiwin.   

196
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   Ho ho ho!                    

197
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   - (door opening, closing)    
- Gramps: Santa's here!         

198
00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:27,600
   Somebody shot one            
 of his reindeer down!          

199
00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:30,770
Santa? For real?                

200
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Santa: Ho ho ho!                
  (chuckling)                   

201
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- Hi, children!                 
 - Kids: Santa!                 

202
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Merry Christmas!                

203
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Don't you do it!                

204
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   This is my day to            
  become Santa Claus.           

205
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Whoa, children.                 
Now, who's been naughty?        

206
00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,894
   And if you're just           
 joining us right now,          

207
00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:57,430
   Santa is grounded            
   right here in Grouse Lake.   

208
00:09:57,496 --> 00:10:00,833
 And with me right now          
   is Gramps McKay--            

209
00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:02,735
  an eyewitness first           
 on the scene.                  

210
00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,570
 Look, I know there's a lot of  

211
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,539
fingers pointing                
at me right now,                

212
00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:09,508
   but if I did shoot           
 down Santa's reindeer,         

213
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,377
  it's because                  
  of my treaty rights.          

214
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,346
 You heard it right here, kids. 

215
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:16,582
   Santa is grounded            
in Grouse Lake.                 

216
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,384
And without enough pull,        

217
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:20,519
  I'm afraid Christmas          
  for all of you in the North   

218
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:21,787
 hangs in the balance.          

219
00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:23,889
 Ahh...                         

220
00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,558
And a special shout-out         
 to all the white kids          

221
00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:28,027
 who got their presents first.  
 Must be nice.                  

222
00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,735
(Roger clicking tongue)         

223
00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:50,249
   Not so fast, bro.            

224
00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:52,385
 Shit!                          
   (sighing)                    

225
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:57,056
   Dean: Dad!                   

226
00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:58,591
   Yeah, man.                   

227
00:10:58,624 --> 00:10:59,925
  Wow!                          

228
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,994
   Is that from the accident?   

229
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:04,463
   Yeah, man.                   

230
00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:08,167
 Oh. Watch it!                  

231
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:11,837
Whoa, Dad. Are you okay?        

232
00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:13,939
  You can't see me like this.   

233
00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:15,775
 No, no, no, Dad! Stay.         

234
00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,476
  Please, I...                  

235
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,746
  I...                          
   I have so many questions.    

236
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,815
Like...                         

237
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:25,117
   Like here.                   

238
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,019
 Here's the first one.          

239
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,955
Uh, where have you been?        

240
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,591
   (sighing)                    
  Uh, after the crash,          

241
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,760
   I just couldn't...           
  I couldn't face you.          

242
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,195
I was your hero.                

243
00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:37,863
You are my hero.                

244
00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:39,498
  I'm no hero.                  

245
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,168
I'm some kind of freak.         

246
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,703
  Look at me.                   

247
00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:46,205
   I'm dripping oil.            

248
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:48,607
   I would rather have a dad    
 that's half-snowmobile         

249
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,444
  than a dad that's full-gone.  

250
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:54,013
  Oh, I love you, son.          

251
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,383
 Uh...                          
  (stammering)                  

252
00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,219
  You can just put 'er there.   

253
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:01,487
  Oh.                           

254
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,358
 You want some                  
  more tofu, my date?           

255
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,161
Mmm... You know how much        
   I love riboflavin.           

256
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,963
   Oh, yeah.                    

257
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,565
  Mmm.                          

258
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:15,201
  Oh, hey Jo.                   
 Didn't see you there.          

259
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,802
 As if.                         

260
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,138
 Are you here on your own or... 

261
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:20,539
  No.                           

262
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,908
I, uh, came with a date.        

263
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,711
 He's, uh, right here.          

264
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,647
   Oh, hey, I'm Paul.           

265
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,149
   - Jo: Eww. Really?           
   - That's so funny.           

266
00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:32,251
  Jo's brother's name is Paul.  

267
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,086
  You even look like him, too.  

268
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,921
  He does not.                  

269
00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:37,523
He does.                        

270
00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:40,192
Your date looks                 
just like your brother.         

271
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,427
 Urgh.                          

272
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:42,895
Ooh, lucky girl.                

273
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,765
 Oh, fuck off.                  

274
00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:47,666
   He's even got the sweater    
and everything.                 

275
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,902
  (chuckling)                   

276
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:53,239
 And you would like a toy car?  

277
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,942
 Consider your request granted. 

278
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:59,345
   Hey, kid!                    
   Toy cars are nice and all,   

279
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:03,682
but how about I give you        
a real car? Ho, ho, ho!         

280
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,384
Wow, a real car!                

281
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:07,086
Mm-hmm.                         

282
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,756
Uh, hey, your car keys,         
 cough 'em up!                  

283
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,059
   Come on, I'm Santa Claus!    
  (chuckling)                   

284
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:17,463
  (chuckling)                   
   Why, here you go,            

285
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,265
my sweet child.                 

286
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,766
  Ho, ho, ho.                   

287
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,202
 Giving a child                 
  an adult-sized car,           

288
00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:25,704
that's a little naughty.        

289
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,606
   Buzzkill.                    

290
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,910
  Ho, ho, ho.                   
Santa needs a little break here 

291
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,945
to stretch out his legs.        

292
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,648
 Yeah, kids. Give Santa a rest, 

293
00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:39,819
seeing how he's                 
  so old and brittle!           

294
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,487
  You better back off.          

295
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,055
  You better back off!          

296
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:46,492
 You're nothing                 
 but a white man in a red suit. 

297
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:50,496
  You're a spoiled little baby  
who cleans his ass in the sink. 

298
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,665
 - How did you know about that? 
   - (door opening, closing)    

299
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,600
  Hey, look everyone.           
  It's my dad.                  

300
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:58,237
Holy shit, Dean.                
You were right.                 

301
00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:02,141
Come on in, Dad.                
  Santa's here and everything.  

302
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:05,477
   Now, make him comfortable.   
  He's been away for a while.   

303
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,680
   Hey, mister, what's that?    

304
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,250
   Oh, shit!                    

305
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:12,518
Ho'leh.                         

306
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,019
 Dean:                          
  Don't look at him like that!  

307
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,355
   I knew I shouldn't           
   have come here. I knew it!   

308
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,457
  Nothing but a freak!          

309
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,459
   Do you want me to            
 hang on to your purse?         

310
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,127
No. Why?                        

311
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:25,831
  Because that's what           
  gentlemen do on first dates.  

312
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,099
Jo, can we talk to you?         

313
00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:29,501
Uh-huh.                         

314
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,637
Ooh, that date of yours         

315
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,306
  does really kind of           
look like Paul.                 

316
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:37,176
Is it weird that                
  I'm kind of jealous?          

317
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:40,279
Is it weird that                
  I want to clip his toenails?  

318
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:42,514
I'm not dating the guy.         

319
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,318
I just used him                 
 to make Logan jealous.         

320
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:49,121
By dating a guy                 
 that looks like Paul.          

321
00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:51,857
   Okay, guy.                   

322
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,396
 Hey, Jo, can we talk?          

323
00:14:57,463 --> 00:15:01,333
   Ugh. Look, I'm not really    
 dating that guy, okay?         

324
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,835
   You happy?                   

325
00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:05,204
  That's what I wanted to say.  

326
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,406
Hey, Jo,                        
   is this guy bothering you?   

327
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,842
 No, it's fine.                 

328
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:13,145
 - Oh, my God, my water broke!  
   - What?! I'll go get Paul!   

329
00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:14,413
I'm right here.                 

330
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,748
   No, the other one.           

331
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,485
  No, but I'm a nurse.          

332
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:22,755
  I'd really prefer a doctor.   

333
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,727
   What's up, Santa?            

334
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,597
  Isn't it past your bedtime?   

335
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,399
 Watch it, kid.                 

336
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:37,169
 No, seriously.                 
 You've been 80 my whole life.  

337
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:39,705
   Were you born old?           

338
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,407
  Last warning, buddy.          

339
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,044
 For real, man,                 
when are you gonna die?         

340
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,713
   That's it!                   

341
00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:49,848
 I haven't knocked someone out  

342
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:53,452
since I ran into John A.        
 McDonald at a bar in Moncton.  

343
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,254
  Stephen Harper: Paul! Paul!   

344
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,189
 Rose is about                  
   to have her baby!            

345
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,524
- What?!                        
- Yeah!                         

346
00:15:58,557 --> 00:15:59,892
 - Now?                         
- Yeah!                         

347
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:01,794
   God! Yah!                    

348
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,862
Coward!                         

349
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,071
 I don't know what to tell you. 

350
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,772
  The clock is ticking          

351
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,209
  and Santa's back-up reindeer  
 still hasn't shown up.         

352
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,281
We need all the Christmas spirit
  we can get.                   

353
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,918
   It's not over yet,           
but time is running out.        

354
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:29,254
Who will be the Christmas hero? 

355
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,392
  Dad, there you are.           

356
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:34,994
I thought maybe you left again. 

357
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:37,262
   Oh, I started to.            
  I got halfway into the bush   

358
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,164
before I turned                 
 around and came back.          

359
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:42,234
I love you, bro.                
I mean, bro-Dad.                

360
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,502
   Hey, look.                   

361
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:48,073
  One of your old snowmobiles.  
  I saved it.                   

362
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,508
 Oh, that's nice, son.          

363
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:50,943
  But the only reason           
   I stayed this time           

364
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,012
was to give you                 
   a proper goodbye.            

365
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:56,181
  No, Dad, no.                  
 You can't, not again.          

366
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:58,684
   Oh, look, Dean, I love you   
 more than garlic coil,         

367
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:01,520
  but this world ain't          
   built for a freak like me.   

368
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:03,689
 Oh, that's okay, Dad.          
   It's 2024.                   

369
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,724
We accept everyone now.         

370
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,726
Oh, that's nice,                
but I gotta go.                 

371
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,561
   Hey, here,                   
   why don't you prime me up?   

372
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,196
  Not too much though.          
 I don't want to flood.         

373
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,898
  Okay, sure.                   

374
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:15,534
 Ho'leh. You are alive.         

375
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,403
 Told you, bro.                 

376
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:18,737
We'll get to this later.        

377
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,406
Santa's reindeer                
 still hasn't shown up.         

378
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,907
 If we don't find someone soon, 

379
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,376
   the kids up north            
   won't get their presents.    

380
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:28,580
Wait, Dad, you can take         
   Santa in your snowmobile.    

381
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:31,283
   No way! Last time            
 I got on one of those things,  

382
00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:33,218
I let you down.                 

383
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,320
  Yeah, but this time           
   you can let me up.           

384
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,755
 What?                          

385
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,557
 Yeah.                          

386
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,260
You can be the hero that I know 
 that you are and save the day. 

387
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,228
But how are we going to         
   get that thing in the sky?   

388
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,164
I have an idea.                 

389
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:49,735
All right, Rose.                
   Give me a deep breath in.    

390
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,837
  - (inhaling sharply)          
- And push, okay? Push.         

391
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:55,574
   (growling)                   
 I am!                          

392
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,679
I'm right here!                 

393
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,450
  - (grunting)                  
 - Oh!                          

394
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,118
Where were you?                 

395
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:07,519
 Don't worry about it,          
   babe. Keep going.            

396
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,288
 Keep pushing.                  

397
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:10,656
All right, Rose,                
 you're doing so good.          

398
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,157
  Give me one more push, okay?  

399
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,093
 Come on, push,                 
 just like we practiced, babe!  

400
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:16,361
  - (groaning)                  
 - Logan: Almost there.         

401
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,963
  Now, give me a push.          

402
00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:20,866
  Wait. Could you guys          
   turn around or something?    

403
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,701
   - Not you!                   
  - Oh. Okay.                   

404
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,170
   (groaning)                   
 Okay.                          

405
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:26,472
(both straining)                

406
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,307
 Logan:                         
Come on, come on! You got this! 

407
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,142
  - (groaning)                  
 - Oh!                          

408
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:32,878
- (baby crying)                 
- Babe, there it is! You did it!

409
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,881
- (baby crying)                 
  - Logan: It's a boy!          

410
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,150
   Rose: It's a boy!            

411
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:40,352
   Okay, Ma,                    
you can turn around now.        

412
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:42,788
 Look at your grandson.         

413
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,724
 A boy.                         

414
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,628
Little Paultholomew Jr.         

415
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:52,464
  Oh, this is                   
  the greatest day of my life.  

416
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,866
   Shut the hell up,            
Stephen Harper!                 

417
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:57,136
 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.          

418
00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,738
Good job, nurse.                

419
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,573
  You just made me an auntie.   

420
00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:08,180
So... what did you want         
 to say to me earlier?          

421
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:11,083
   Oh. Just that I...           

422
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,852
 I lied about my date.          

423
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:17,156
So, you're not with her?        

424
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,659
  No.                           

425
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,394
 I just wanted you to want me.  

426
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:26,265
  Me?                           
  You must really like me, eh?  

427
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,001
 Yeah.                          

428
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,536
 I do.                          

429
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,339
  You're not so bad yourself.   

430
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:38,043
 Santa: Ho, ho, ho'leh!         

431
00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:40,245
 Look, Santa's outside.         

432
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,915
And Dean's dad's                
 gonna save Christmas.          

433
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:44,183
  Huh?                          

434
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,921
 Come on, Dad, you can do this. 

435
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,956
   I don't know, son.           

436
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,025
   (sighing)                    
 Okay, if you don't believe me, 

437
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,928
   then maybe                   
 you can believe Santa.         

438
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:58,530
   The children of the North    
  are counting on you.          

439
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:01,099
 All you have to do is believe. 

440
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,534
And when                        
   I woke up three days ago,    

441
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,436
 I didn't think                 
I'd ever see you again.         

442
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,371
  But I still believed          
you were alive.                 

443
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,440
   And you know what?           
   I believe in you.            

444
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:10,475
 I always have.                 

445
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:14,379
   And I didn't believe that    
I would become a father.        

446
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,248
   What do you say, bro-Dad?    

447
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,750
  You know what I say?          

448
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:20,118
   Yeah, man!                   

449
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:23,822
- Yeah! Yes! All right!         
- (all laughing)                

450
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,757
 (dogs barking)                 

451
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,993
   (gasping)                    

452
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,494
  - (engine rumbling)           
   - I love you, Dad.           

453
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,164
  Let's fok'n go, fok!          

454
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,732
   - (engine revving)           
- (dogs barking)                

455
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,243
  Roger: Grouse Lake,           
Pauingassi, Island Lake,        

456
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:46,945
 Poplar River,                  
   Tadoule Lake, Opaskwayak,    

457
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,947
   Chemawawin, Oxford House,    

458
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,983
   Shamattawa, and Brochet...   

459
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,291
Dean Sr.: A merry yeah, man, to 
  all and to all a good night!  

460
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,998
 And precious!                  

461
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,000
A little angel.                 

462
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:11,737
  (whispering:) Aww...          
 He's so cute.                  

463
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,572
It's a miracle.                 

464
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,807
  He sure is.                   

465
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:17,776
   Are you sure you're okay?    

466
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,745
 Yeah, I feel great, actually.  

467
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,179
  Why?                          

468
00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:24,583
  Why?                          
That's a big fucking head, man. 

469
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,585
 Dada.                          

470
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,790
 Dada?                          

471
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:36,762
 (woman singing "Silent Night"  
  in Anishinaabemowin)          

472
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:46,672
   ♪                            

473
00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:58,950
(woman continues singing "Silent
  Night" in Anishinaabemowin)