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 - Gather round, Grouse Lakers! 

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  Here's the day we've all been 
  waiting for,                  

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the annual Berry Picker Festival
 Dinner and Talent Show.        

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 And here's the greatest talent 
  of them all,                  

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   your host,                   
 DJ Roger Laughingstick!        

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 (crowd chatter)                

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 - Ahem!                        

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- Shut up! Quit humming!        

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 - Eat a lozenge, or some shit! 

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   - Let's do it again, then!   

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Here's your host,               
  Roger Laughingstick!          

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   - Hey, boy! We're visiting!  

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  (theme music)                 

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  ♪ Cause I can love you baby ♪ 

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   ♪ All night long ♪♪          

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   - I said, silence!           

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 - Holy!                        

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- Just killing the vibe!        

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 - Alright then, dinner will be 
   served throughout the show.  

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 But before we get to the first 
  act,                          

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   let's have a few words with  
  last year's Mr. Berry Picker. 

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   (applause)                   

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   (cheering)                   

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So you clap for him, eh?        

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Whatever!                       

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   Sooo, you've been Mr. Berry  
Picker all year.                

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How does it feel?               

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 - I don't know.                

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  - You must've felt something. 

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 - I don't know.                

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 - Jesus Christ!                

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  - Like, blueberries.          

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  - Would you please sit down?  

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- We love you, Mr. Berry Picker!

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 - Yeah!                        

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   (cheering)                   

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- Before the night's done, we'll
  crown a new Mr. Berry Picker, 

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  and catch the surprise guest  
  performance.                  

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   - Charles Bronson?           

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 Steven Seagal?                 

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  - Billy Jack?                 

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   (loud gasp)                  

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  - He's not even real!         

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 - Liar!                        

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  - It's none of those people!  

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 - Sorry we're late, everybody. 

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  Rose was yelling at me before 
we left.                        

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   (applause)                   

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- He's not even on stage!       

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 - Sorry, Roger!                

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   - Well, isn't this a great   
 start?                         

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  - Killer seats, Dee. Perfect  
 heckling range!                

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- I told you, no heckling       
tonight!                        

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  - But it's part of the show!  

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- The best part!                

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- It's been ages                
   since we went out.           

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  I just want one quiet         
 night, no loud babies. Please? 

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  - Mm-hmm. Okay, babe.         

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  - Without further ayee, it's  
time to introduce our first act.

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He's Manitoba's 18th most       
popular comedian,               

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  all the way from Poplar River 
  First Nation,                 

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here's Chris Kazlauskas!        

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   (applause)                   

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 - Boo!                         

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  - What kind of Native man has 
 a last name like that, anyway? 

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   (laughter)                   

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   - We just said no heckling!  

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 - It's part of the show, babe! 

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 - Tell us a joke already, man! 

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  - I just got up here!         

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- Well, it sounds like it's time
   for you to get off!          

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   (laughter)                   

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 - Yeah!                        

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 - B'eb, see? It's part         
  of the show!                  

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   - So, how's everyone doing   
tonight?                        

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 - I'm doing okay, my back hurts
  a little bit though.          

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- Sorry about your back!        

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- Hey man! Don't you worry about
   it!                          

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   (laughter)                   

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- Nice conversation, bro!       

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   (laughter)                   

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- Okay--                        

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- Hi, can we be friends?        

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 (Chris): Pretend that he hadn't
   come out yet, okay?          

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 - Mmm.                         

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    - Wegonen?                  

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   - Well, I just wouldn't use  
   those for this job.          

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  - Okay, Agnes. I know you've  
 cooked these events on your own

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 for the last 20 years.         
 But I got this!                

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  - Of course!                  

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  I know it's your kitchen now, 
I'm just here for moral support.

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  Hmm.                          

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   You know, if you put it on   
  your shoulder                 

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  like a little pet muskrat, it 
 gives you really quick access. 

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 (sigh)                         

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   Okay, I'm just here          
 if you need me.                

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- If I need you.                

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 (Stephen): Excuse me, Beanpole?

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   - How's it looking, Stephen  
 Harper?                        

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- Well, they're really giving it
to Roger,                       

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   so I think they're           
 getting hungry.                

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  - Okay. Gather round, people. 

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We got a hundred people to feed,
  so no fucking around, got it? 

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  - Yes, Chef!                  

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 - Then get to work, now! Majan!

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 Ho'leh! Weweni,                
Beanpole.                       

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 Your mood can affect the food! 

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You must have love in your heart
so that the people can taste it!

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- Well, this food is gonna taste
   like rock and fucking roll!  

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  (rock music)                  

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 (speaking Cree)                

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(audience booing)               

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- Hisss!                        

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  - Let's hear it one more time 
  for Chris Kazlauskas,         

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and the hecklers!               

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   (applause)                   

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  Moving on, our next act tells 
   me he has the access codes   

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to your unconscious mind,       
whatever that means! Give       

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  it up for Nigel Void,         
 the hypnotist!                 

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   (applause)                   

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 - You may forget your name, but
  you'll always remember mine!  

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   Nigel Void!                  

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   (applause)                   

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  - Oh, buddy! This guy's gonna 
 get it!                        

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  - It's almost too easy, like, 
choking fish in a barrel!       

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 - I need two brave volunteers. 

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  You! And you! Enter the Void! 

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   (applause)                   

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- You call this bannock?        

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  Agh, my ancestors would haunt 
  you for this!                 

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  - Maybe the bannock wouldn't  
   be so hard                   

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  if you would just lighten up  
 a bit!                         

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  - You're still on with this?  

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 - Okay. You want this pickerel 
  to be the star of the night?  

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 Watch.                         

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 Anim, pickerel.                

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 Miigwetch for giving your life 
 to us,                         

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 I hope that you really         
taste good. Aho!                

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  - Oh, Mr. Potato, I love you  
so much!                        

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  - The sarcasm on you!         

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- The judgment from you!        

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 - Don't argue in front         
  of the food!                  

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  - No, the food needs to hear  
  this!                         

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- When I snap my fingers,       
  our two volunteers will stop  

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 being chickens.                

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One, two, three!                

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  - Whoo! Wow!                  

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   (applause)                   

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  - Somebody call a tow truck,  
man, this show's a wreck!       

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   (laughter)                   

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   - Thank you. And thank you   
to our lovely volunteers!       

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 Now, any smokers in the house? 

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- Oh, hey! Any colonizers       
  in the house?                 

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   (laughter)                   

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 - How am I a colonizer?        

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 - Hey man! First, white people 
tried to steal our land,        

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 and now, you're trying to steal
   our brains!                  

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- Yeah, you're a mind colonizer!

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- You two want to be in the show
 so bad,                        

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 why don't you two come         
   on up here?                  

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   - You can't hypnotize these  
 brains!                        

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 - Yeah man, our skulls are too 
 thick!                         

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   - Nigel Void can hypnotize   
 anyone!                        

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- Pssh! Let's go!               

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   - Alright!                   

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 - Why don't you two come on up 
   and enter the void?          

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   (cheering)                   

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 Now, what you are about        
   to witness                   

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 is the most dangerous mind feat
  in all of hypnosis -          

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 the body swap!                 

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 - Err! Pervert!                

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   (laughter)                   

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- I want you two to slowly allow
   yourself to let go!          

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(snoring)                       

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   (laughter)                   

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I've never seen it happen       
   that fast!                   

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Softest brains I've ever        
  worked with!                  

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   (applause)                   

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  - You're not gonna like this, 

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  but they're starting to send  
 the food back.                 

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 (speaking Cree)                

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 - Well, one table said the food
  tasted angry,                 

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another said the                
potatoes tasted too...sarcastic?

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  - Hate to say I told you so!  

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 - If you know better, you take 
  over!                         

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   - Well, I couldn't do that.  
  But since you asked!          

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(humming)                       

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 Ahh. Watch and learn, Beanpole,
watch and learn!                

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  (flute music)                 

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(humming)                       

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 - You see each other at the end
of a long tunnel.               

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  Now go to each other!         

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  Now, when I snap my fingers,  
 the big one will enter         

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  the dumb one's body,          
 and vice versa.                

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One! Two! Three!                

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 (snaps fingers)                

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  (crowd gasps)                 

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  - Told you, bro! We can't be  
   hypnotized!                  

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   - Our minds are like steel   
   traps, bro!                  

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 - Wait a minute, bro! I'm you! 

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   - And I'm you, bro!          

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(both): We've been Freaky       
   Fridayed! -                  

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 Thank you Grouse Lake,         
 and good night!                

204
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,314
   (cheering)                   

205
00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:11,484
 - Hey!                         

206
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,219
  - Aaah! Help!                 

207
00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:24,931
 - Hey man! You switch us back, 
 you corporate sellout,         

208
00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:26,999
  button-down, cornfed,         

209
00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,200
(inhale)                        

210
00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:29,302
Marshmallow motherfucker!       

211
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,504
- Yeah, I'm good!               

212
00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,706
- Alright, fine!                
What do you want?               

213
00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:36,409
- I don't know, how about       
an apology for calling me       

214
00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:38,144
a mind colonizer?               

215
00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:40,146
  - That's an easy one.         

216
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,447
 I'm sorry, bro!                

217
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,715
  - Okay. Okay.                 

218
00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,618
- Sorry you're a mind colonizer!

219
00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:49,255
 - Enjoy living in each other's 
 asses,                         

220
00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:51,390
   for the rest of your lives!  

221
00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:53,092
 Exit the void!                 

222
00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:55,828
- What the fuck? Just say sorry,
  bro!                          

223
00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:58,364
   I'm tired of being in this   
 gigantic body,                 

224
00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:00,333
   I used to be able to jump!   

225
00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:02,969
- I don't negotiate with        
   colonizers!                  

226
00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:06,372
- In that case, go fuck yourself
  then!                         

227
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:11,177
 - Apparently, this next act is 
  educational and entertaining, 

228
00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,446
 so edutainment?                

229
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,281
 (crowd booing)                 

230
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:19,852
 Just keep quiet and watch your 
next act!                       

231
00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:22,088
- Oh man!                       

232
00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:23,889
   (applause)                   

233
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,529
  - Oh boy, I'm really hungry.  

234
00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:34,066
 - I am too, what should we eat?

235
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,301
 - Boo!                         

236
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,402
 (crowd booing)                 

237
00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:40,139
- We have fried chicken,        

238
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:43,643
 fried baloney, fried milkshake.

239
00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,544
   - Let's dip it all in lard!  

240
00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,313
 (thunder claps)                

241
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,783
   - Oh no! Who could that be?  

242
00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:54,754
 - Fox geek! Who is it?         

243
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:58,591
  - It is I, Evil Cholesterol!  

244
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,693
 (Boys): Oh no!                 

245
00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:05,898
 - Hi, I'm in every cell        
  in your body.                 

246
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:09,502
 I also help your organs        
 do their jobs.                 

247
00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:12,071
 - Do...their...                

248
00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:15,675
  jobs.                         

249
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:20,279
  - But, too much cholesterol,  
  ooh, it's a bad idea!         

250
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,881
- Slow down boy, we're learning!

251
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,716
 - How do you spell cholesterol?

252
00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:29,422
 - K-U-L-A-S-S-T-R-E-L.         

253
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,856
  - Thank you!                  

254
00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:34,360
- You know you really have a lot
 to learn about cooking,        

255
00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:35,594
Beanpole.                       

256
00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:38,264
 (speaking Cree)                

257
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:44,570
   You know, you have to keep   
the kitchen safe.               

258
00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:50,810
  Like a nursery! And the food  
are the children.               

259
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:51,911
 (gasp)                         

260
00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:55,981
  Why do you hate the children, 
Beanpole?                       

261
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,583
   - There's no way this makes  
  a difference!                 

262
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,752
 If it's not a real ingredient, 
 then who cares?                

263
00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:03,389
- So much to learn! Aah!        

264
00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:06,726
 (speaking Cree)                

265
00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:10,863
Sweet food, may it bless        
the mouths of those that eat it!

266
00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:17,770
 That was a good one, you should
write that down! Sommak!        

267
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,573
   (grunting)                   

268
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,676
  - See, Paul? This is why you  
  don't heckle!                 

269
00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:25,411
 - I'm not Paul, bro! It's Dean!

270
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,379
- Babe, it's me!                

271
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,449
  - See, Paul? This is why you  
  don't heckle!                 

272
00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:34,653
 - Okay, so you knew my heckling
would cause me to go into       

273
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,055
 Dean's skinny ass body?        

274
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,958
   - Shut your mouth!           
Or Dean's mouth!                

275
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:42,128
 - Ugh! Goddamn, this skinny ass
 body's so cold,                

276
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,162
 there's no insulation!         

277
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,631
 - You smarten up! Or I'll start
   exercising!                  

278
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:48,501
 - This body is in factory reset
   mode, brah!                  

279
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,169
   - What do you mean by that?  

280
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:54,907
  - I mean, I got a lotta room! 
 And I'm gonna fill it!         

281
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,575
   (grunting)                   

282
00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:58,878
 - Thanks for ruining my night! 

283
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,514
   - Babe! I'm sorry,           
 I'll fix this!                 

284
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,349
  - How are you gonna fix this? 

285
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:06,719
 - All he has to do is apologize
 to the hydroponics guy,        

286
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,354
 and then he'll switch us back! 

287
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,589
  - And you haven't done that?  

288
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:12,424
  - But babe, he's a colonizer! 

289
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,694
  - Come on, man! Fucking do it 
already!                        

290
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,330
  - That's not reconciliation,  
   turncoats!                   

291
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:23,235
   Ow, ow! Babe, I got          
no padding there!               

292
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,137
- Fix this, now!                

293
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,338
   (grunting)                   

294
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,974
- God, you're beautiful!        

295
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:33,145
- Okay, so you're not gonna like
  this.                         

296
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,880
   - Oh yeah?                   

297
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,349
- They all felt it tasted       
   a little too condescending   

298
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,652
  with a judgmental aftertaste. 

299
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,087
- Well, you must have heard them
 wrong.                         

300
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:45,124
  - The fish was also a little  
spoiled,                        

301
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,159
 but not in the way you         
  might think.                  

302
00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:52,031
More like it was                
   coddled, like a mama's boy!  

303
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:53,265
   (laughter)                   

304
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:57,736
  - Oh, looks like your mood's  
   affecting the food, Agnes!   

305
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:03,442
- Before we bring out our       
 special guest,                 

306
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:10,082
 we have an even specialer guest
 - and no, it's not Billy Jack. 

307
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,619
  It's me, and Betty, my flute! 

308
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:16,422
  - Agh, you suck, boy!         

309
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,424
 - I haven't even played a note 
  yet!                          

310
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,025
 (flute)                        

311
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,962
  - Boring! Bring back          
  Cholesterol!                  

312
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:25,197
- Arrgh!                        

313
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:26,332
   (laughter)                   

314
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:27,900
  (microphone feedback)         

315
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,501
  - Okay, fine!                 

316
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:31,937
 Our special guest used to work 
  here,                         

317
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,740
  but left to chase his dreams. 

318
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,642
  - Ah, it better not be Greg!  

319
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,510
 - Oh, for fuck's sakes!        

320
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,346
  Here's Greg, I quit!          

321
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,281
   (cheering)                   

322
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,283
   (laughter)                   

323
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:48,187
 - Mind Blower!                 

324
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,491
  - There's my wizard!          

325
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,261
 - Uh, this is not part         
 of the show, everybody!        

326
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,196
 - Greg, I miss you bro!        

327
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,698
- Really? Cause you once punched
   me in the back of the head   

328
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:01,066
  when we ran out of ice cream. 

329
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,434
 - You should've put up a sign, 
  man!                          

330
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:06,672
 - Some creepy hypnotist swapped
   our bodies,                  

331
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,141
and now I'm stuck               
 in Paul's body.                

332
00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,944
  - When you say it like that,  
it sounds weird!                

333
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,245
 - Greg!                        

334
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:17,483
  Use your mind powers          
   to change our bodies back!   

335
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:18,817
  - Gentlemen!                  

336
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,320
Brace yourselves.               

337
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,588
  Heh!                          

338
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:23,689
   Ho!                          

339
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:26,058
  Energy too powerful!          

340
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,460
Brains too weak!                

341
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:29,561
   (grunting)                   

342
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,030
  Oh, I, I can't do it!         

343
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,599
   - Great show, Greg!          
   Real mind blowing!           

344
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,768
  - Hypnotist! I command thee,  

345
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:38,137
   put my friend's brains back  
in their bodies!                

346
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:39,338
(Nigel chuckling)               

347
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,341
- You see, illusionists,        
  they're all phonies.          

348
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:46,412
  Hypnotists, we burrow our way 
into your minds.                

349
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:47,947
   No tricks!                   

350
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,648
  - Stand back.                 

351
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,317
(dramatic music)                

352
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,853
- A battle of the minds?        

353
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:56,755
   You're on!                   

354
00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,491
(audience): Brain fight!        
Brain fight! Brain fight!       

355
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:01,260
  - Ten dollars on the vampire! 

356
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:04,463
   - You need me to take over   
  again, Agnes?                 

357
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,432
  - Pony-shin, Beanpole.        

358
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:11,870
  I'm just sharing all my love  
   with all of my blueberries.  

359
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,406
   I love you.                  

360
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,675
   I love you.                  

361
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,478
   And love even you!           

362
00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:20,813
  - Everyone's waiting!         

363
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,850
- Shut up, Beanpole! Nobody even
   likes you!                   

364
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:29,021
 - Careful, Agnes. You want your
   food to taste mean?          

365
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:32,324
- Uhhhh, what about you,        
Meanpole?                       

366
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:33,759
 - Meanpole, eh?                

367
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:34,793
 - Yeah!                        

368
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:35,861
  Aaah!                         

369
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,163
  How could you waste the food! 

370
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,064
  Ooh!                          

371
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,433
 (gasps)                        
 - Watch my flame shirt!        

372
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,868
   - Is the dessert ready yet?  

373
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,170
 (Agnes and Beanpole): Shut up, 
 Stephen Harper!                

374
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,678
- Give it up, mind loser!       

375
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,880
  - Neverrrrrr!                 

376
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,315
   (grunting)                   

377
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,786
- Come on, store buddy! Get him!

378
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:04,456
  - He's too powerful!          

379
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,758
  - Arrrgghhh!                  

380
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,428
   (grunting)                   

381
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,369
   - I'm sorry, Dean!           

382
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:20,939
 - Use the power of our         
   friendship!                  

383
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,576
  (soft music)                  

384
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,084
   (grunting)                   

385
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,555
- Dean was right!               

386
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,357
  You're no match for the power 
 of friendship!                 

387
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,893
 But you wouldn't know anything 
 about that, would you?         

388
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:44,196
 Cause you're nothing but a mind
diddler!                        

389
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:47,800
- Not friendship!               
My one weakness!                

390
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:48,700
 - Argh!                        

391
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,903
  - Come on, more! Do it again! 

392
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:52,337
 - Mind Blower!                 

393
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,939
 - Fine, when I snap my fingers,

394
00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:56,909
   the big one enters the dumb  
   one's body and vice versa!   

395
00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:58,444
   - Hey, who you calling big?  

396
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:01,246
- Hey man! Who you calling dumb?

397
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:05,017
   - One. Two! Buckle my shoe!  

398
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,018
 (snaps fingers)                

399
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:07,386
 - Wha!                         

400
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,388
  - Holy fuck!                  

401
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:10,622
   (laughter)                   

402
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,224
   I got my body back!          

403
00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:13,859
   - Mind Blower, you did it!   

404
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,360
   (cheering)                   

405
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,999
  - Mark my words, Mind Blower. 

406
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:26,705
  I never forgive, and I never  
  forget. I'll be back!         

407
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,141
   - Let's go, before he comes  
  back!                         

408
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,343
  - Jesus Christ, man.          
Just fucking go, already!       

409
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:35,547
 - We don't know what's         
   happening! Is it finished?   

410
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:39,651
- If only there was someone here
to officiate this event,        

411
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,320
  then maybe we'd know.         

412
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,857
   - Aha! You need me!          

413
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:47,493
   - You win this one, there,   
 Roger!                         

414
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,561
 - While the dessert comes out, 

415
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:54,933
 let's announce this year's Mr. 
 Berry Picker. Drum roll please!

416
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,768
(crowd banging on tables)       

417
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,806
  And the winner is...          

418
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:05,043
  Ugh! It's him again!          

419
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,812
   (applause)                   

420
00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,747
   (laughter)                   

421
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:16,822
  Mr. Berry Picker, how does it 
  feel?                         

422
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,225
 - I don't know.                

423
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:26,298
  (audience member): Marry me,  
Mr. Berry Picker!               

424
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:29,001
 - This never would've happened 
  if you'd just minded your own 

425
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,502
 damn business!                 

426
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,504
 - If I just minded my own damn 
business,                       

427
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,506
  you'd be just serving         
  hate burgers!                 

428
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,175
- Ladies, please!               

429
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,777
   I may be just a simple cuck  
   of questionable parentage,   

430
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,612
  but even I can tell that what 
  you're doing in here          

431
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,114
is affecting everyone out there!

432
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,416
 Plate after plate has gone out 
 there with all of your         

433
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,718
  emotional poison all over it, 

434
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,654
and I won't let it happen       
anymore!                        

435
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,923
If we can't put aside our       
differences for the sake        

436
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:53,458
   of the food, then we're no   
 better than the whites!        

437
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,196
 - You're right, Stephen Harper!

438
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,966
  - Yeah, you showed us the way 
   back to our hearts.          

439
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:07,206
  Here, whip it! Whip it good!  

440
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:15,814
 Niminjinawez, Beanpole.        
I should've let you cook.       

441
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,917
   - Niminjinawez, I should've  
   taken your advice.           

442
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,118
  - Hm.                         

443
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,922
 - Um, guys? Okay, don't be mad,

444
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:28,760
 but someone said it tasted too 
sincere, too resolutiony!       

445
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,296
- Can I see that?               

446
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,900
  (Agnes and Beanpole):         
   Aaaahhhhh!!                  

447
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,035
   (laughter)                   

448
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:50,515
  - Wait! Before anyone leaves, 
 we have one final act!         

449
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:57,389
 - Rose! I'm sorry that I ruined
  your night away from PJ, but! 

450
00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,459
   There was never going to be  
  a night away from PJ.         

451
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:03,562
  - What are you talking about? 

452
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:08,200
 - Please welcome DJ PJ!        

453
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,835
(audience gasps)                

454
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,104
  - Look, there's mommy! Look!  

455
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,842
   Alright PJ the DJ.           
 Drop that beat!                

456
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:17,976
(record scratch)                

457
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:19,511
 (techno music)                 

458
00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:22,981
(record scratch)                

459
00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:29,454
  Haha, that's my boy!          

460
00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:59,484
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