1 00:00:01,070 --> 00:00:02,485 LAINEY: Back in the '90s, 2 00:00:02,519 --> 00:00:04,935 marching bands across the country were stepping up their game 3 00:00:04,970 --> 00:00:08,594 by taking hit songs from MTV straight to the halftime show. 4 00:00:08,629 --> 00:00:10,113 At William Penn, I was determined to make sure 5 00:00:10,148 --> 00:00:12,115 that my marching band was doing the same. 6 00:00:12,150 --> 00:00:14,290 Um, what's this? 7 00:00:14,324 --> 00:00:17,086 Our lead-off song for the Keystone State Marching Band Competition. 8 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:18,846 This isn't On Top of Old Smokey. 9 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,710 No more songs with "old" in the title. 10 00:00:20,744 --> 00:00:22,436 We need something fresh and new. 11 00:00:22,470 --> 00:00:25,577 That's why we'll be bringing the heat with some Barenaked Ladies. 12 00:00:25,611 --> 00:00:27,544 Which are actually just four fully clothed men. 13 00:00:27,579 --> 00:00:28,856 Isn't that song, like, 14 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:31,100 super-fast and impossible for children to play? 15 00:00:31,134 --> 00:00:33,171 No. It's... It's easy. Listen. 16 00:00:33,205 --> 00:00:34,862 ♪ Like Kurosawa I make mad films 17 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:35,966 ♪ Yeah, I don't make films 18 00:00:36,001 --> 00:00:37,347 ♪ But if I did I'd have a samurai ♪ 19 00:00:40,419 --> 00:00:41,524 ♪ Flying off the back swing 20 00:00:41,558 --> 00:00:42,835 This isn't easy. 21 00:00:42,870 --> 00:00:44,389 Yeah. 22 00:00:44,423 --> 00:00:45,562 No. 23 00:00:45,597 --> 00:00:47,426 Now that I hear it, it's a real tough song. 24 00:00:47,461 --> 00:00:48,531 So, we don't have to do it? 25 00:00:48,565 --> 00:00:49,946 All the more reason to! 26 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:51,292 Just 'cause something's hard doesn't mean 27 00:00:51,327 --> 00:00:53,087 you should give up. What do you say? 28 00:00:53,122 --> 00:00:56,263 I say we're guaranteed to fail in a very public forum. 29 00:00:56,297 --> 00:00:57,919 I hear "yes." 30 00:00:57,954 --> 00:00:59,231 From the top. 31 00:00:59,266 --> 00:01:01,578 Five, six, seven, eight! 32 00:01:01,613 --> 00:01:03,891 Come on! Fast fingers! Who's with me? 33 00:01:03,925 --> 00:01:06,307 Wow. It is fast. But it's okay, we got this. 34 00:01:09,966 --> 00:01:11,830 I'm running out of breath. It's very fast. 35 00:01:16,421 --> 00:01:19,424 ♪ One of these days You're gonna get outta here 36 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:22,392 ♪ Live your life And finally be free 37 00:01:22,427 --> 00:01:25,292 ♪ Go where you wanna go Do what you wanna do 38 00:01:25,326 --> 00:01:29,089 ♪ Someday, you will say "Those were the days" 39 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,401 LAINEY: It was October 23rd, 1990-something, 40 00:01:31,436 --> 00:01:33,645 and the week was starting with a nasty epidemic. 41 00:01:33,679 --> 00:01:36,337 Okay, guys, listen up. Another teacher down. 42 00:01:36,372 --> 00:01:37,959 First Cinoman, then Crosby. 43 00:01:37,994 --> 00:01:40,376 Now Taraborelli just called in sick. 44 00:01:40,410 --> 00:01:43,033 Oh, my God. A kid just yacked in Neiman's class. 45 00:01:43,068 --> 00:01:44,656 Ugh. Oh, it's this flu going around. 46 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:46,968 Nobody come near me. I'm already at my goal weight. 47 00:01:47,003 --> 00:01:49,109 Most of the year, nobody even thinks about the janitor. 48 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:51,732 Suddenly flu season, and the man with the vomit sawdust 49 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:53,251 is the belle of the ball. 50 00:01:53,285 --> 00:01:55,805 I'm all of a sudden not feeling so great, either. 51 00:01:55,839 --> 00:01:57,220 I better hazmat up. 52 00:01:57,255 --> 00:01:59,981 Okay, all hands on deck. I need everybody to pitch in. 53 00:02:00,016 --> 00:02:02,501 Uh, C.B., I need you to take Coop's Spanish classes. 54 00:02:02,536 --> 00:02:04,710 People do say I'm the Ricky Martin of William Penn. 55 00:02:04,745 --> 00:02:06,126 Your nana and who else? 56 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,335 Rick, can you take Taraborelli's class?Got it. 57 00:02:08,369 --> 00:02:11,545 And, Wilma, can you handle Crosby's wood shop? Thank you. 58 00:02:11,579 --> 00:02:13,857 And then, last but least, social studies, and... 59 00:02:15,549 --> 00:02:17,137 I'm gonna go make a few calls. 60 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,761 Where Principal Sweater Vest? 61 00:02:20,795 --> 00:02:22,694 He say he need me substitute. 62 00:02:22,728 --> 00:02:23,798 Don't you work in the kitchen? 63 00:02:23,833 --> 00:02:25,973 I sometimes teach talk class, too. 64 00:02:26,007 --> 00:02:27,077 Talk class? 65 00:02:27,112 --> 00:02:29,425 The English? "Blah, blah, blah." 66 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,531 Mother. Hi. 67 00:02:32,566 --> 00:02:34,154 Thank you for returning my call. 68 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:36,086 How do you feel about teaching home ec? 69 00:02:36,121 --> 00:02:37,502 John, I can't help but notice 70 00:02:37,536 --> 00:02:38,572 you never pick me to substitute. 71 00:02:38,606 --> 00:02:39,849 Gotta go. 72 00:02:39,883 --> 00:02:41,989 Maybe I'll regret asking you why, but... 73 00:02:42,023 --> 00:02:43,370 No, it's a good instinct. 74 00:02:43,404 --> 00:02:45,544 You've got a lunch lady teaching Honors English. 75 00:02:45,579 --> 00:02:47,891 Petra has five advanced degrees. 76 00:02:47,926 --> 00:02:50,100 She sent the first cosmonaut to Mars. 77 00:02:50,135 --> 00:02:51,792 A cosmonaut made it to Mars? 78 00:02:51,826 --> 00:02:53,207 Well, made it most of the way. 79 00:02:53,242 --> 00:02:56,037 That's why she's here making pierogis. Win-win. 80 00:02:56,072 --> 00:02:57,280 Doesn't sound like anyone won. 81 00:02:57,315 --> 00:02:58,799 Try her pierogis and get back to me. 82 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:00,041 Come on. Nelson's out sick 83 00:03:00,076 --> 00:03:01,629 and you've got no one to teach home ec. 84 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:02,699 I can crack an egg. 85 00:03:02,734 --> 00:03:05,357 No, you can't. You're not minimally competent. 86 00:03:05,392 --> 00:03:07,635 Yeah, well, you have a weird head! 87 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:09,499 Whoa. I'm gonna let that slide 88 00:03:09,534 --> 00:03:11,708 because I'm very secure in my head shape. 89 00:03:11,743 --> 00:03:14,470 "Minimally competent" is an official term. 90 00:03:14,504 --> 00:03:17,093 All substitutes need a certificate from the state 91 00:03:17,127 --> 00:03:19,647 saying you have the lowest level of remedial knowledge 92 00:03:19,682 --> 00:03:22,685 in basic subjects like reading and math. 93 00:03:22,719 --> 00:03:24,480 I have a diploma from this school. 94 00:03:25,412 --> 00:03:26,654 You'll have to do better than that. 95 00:03:26,689 --> 00:03:28,138 This is important to me, John. 96 00:03:28,173 --> 00:03:29,519 Everyone else is pitching in. 97 00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:31,038 How do I get one of these certificates? 98 00:03:31,072 --> 00:03:33,765 You can get certified in a week at night school. 99 00:03:33,799 --> 00:03:36,354 C.B. is actually teaching a class at the community college. 100 00:03:36,388 --> 00:03:38,701 That's even better. He gives out lollipop for A's. 101 00:03:38,735 --> 00:03:40,427 This is adult education. 102 00:03:40,461 --> 00:03:42,152 Well, then, maybe he gives out free cigarettes or something. 103 00:03:42,187 --> 00:03:43,671 I don't know. As long as I get something free. 104 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:46,087 Back in the day, each sub had their own style. 105 00:03:46,122 --> 00:03:47,503 The sub that showed movies... 106 00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:49,677 Your calculus teacher called in sick, 107 00:03:49,712 --> 00:03:52,715 so we're gonna watch a math-based movie. 108 00:03:52,749 --> 00:03:54,544 Cannonball Run II. 109 00:03:54,579 --> 00:03:55,580 How is that a math movie? 110 00:03:55,614 --> 00:03:56,615 Two. 111 00:03:57,444 --> 00:03:58,617 Got a number in it. Math. 112 00:03:58,652 --> 00:04:01,033 LAINEY: ...the sub who took it way too seriously. 113 00:04:02,449 --> 00:04:05,245 Sometimes, you had a random non-teacher who confused you... 114 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:07,385 I'll be your sub for the next 30 days.Sweet. 115 00:04:07,419 --> 00:04:08,869 It's gonna be a lot of learning today, 116 00:04:08,903 --> 00:04:11,078 so if you gotta make, do it now. 117 00:04:11,112 --> 00:04:12,459 LAINEY: ...and some teachers like C.B., 118 00:04:12,493 --> 00:04:14,081 who used the opportunity of subbing 119 00:04:14,115 --> 00:04:15,876 to learn something new themselves. 120 00:04:18,672 --> 00:04:21,847 "The farmer was riding a burrito"? 121 00:04:21,882 --> 00:04:23,401 No. Oh. 122 00:04:23,435 --> 00:04:26,093 A "burrito" means small donkey. 123 00:04:26,127 --> 00:04:28,613 Makes me wonder what I've been eating at the Taco Hut. 124 00:04:28,647 --> 00:04:32,410 Thank you, Tom Scott, for opening our ojos 125 00:04:32,444 --> 00:04:35,620 to the perils of rapidofood. 126 00:04:36,690 --> 00:04:38,347 Wilma, you're a science gal. 127 00:04:38,381 --> 00:04:40,901 Got to teach a quantum physics class in about 10 minutes. 128 00:04:40,935 --> 00:04:43,075 So, my question is Sister Act or Mrs. Doubtfire? 129 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:44,560 I'd go with Sister Act 130 00:04:44,594 --> 00:04:47,114 because I'm showing Mrs. Doubtfirein wood shop. 131 00:04:48,529 --> 00:04:50,566 When will it be safe to go back into the teacher's lounge? 132 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,569 It depends on if he has hazmat suits for the rest of us. 133 00:04:53,603 --> 00:04:55,674 Hmm. Well, I think I got all of our classes covered. 134 00:04:55,709 --> 00:04:57,469 As long as we stay healthy, we're good. 135 00:04:59,678 --> 00:05:00,783 What was that? 136 00:05:00,817 --> 00:05:02,129 Just got a little tug-of-war in my tummy. 137 00:05:02,163 --> 00:05:04,752 I left my jerky out in the sun a little too long. I'll push through. 138 00:05:04,787 --> 00:05:06,133 You're sick. You should go home. 139 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:07,272 No. Nobody goes home. 140 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,137 Everybody, relax. I have an elite immune system. 141 00:05:10,171 --> 00:05:12,173 I could eat a ball of used Band-Aids 142 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:13,796 and not come down with so much as a sniffle. 143 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:15,522 Ooh. Wait. 144 00:05:15,556 --> 00:05:16,626 You're burning up. 145 00:05:16,661 --> 00:05:18,663 Yeah, well, we have the most important wrestling match 146 00:05:18,697 --> 00:05:20,043 of the season on Friday. 147 00:05:20,078 --> 00:05:22,252 Winner takes home the Jenkin Cup, 148 00:05:22,287 --> 00:05:25,290 and I am not leaving this guy in charge of that. 149 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,810 He'll turn 'em into wusses. Do not worry. 150 00:05:27,844 --> 00:05:30,675 I just need a little power nap in my office, and I'll be 100%. 151 00:05:32,815 --> 00:05:34,989 LAINEY: Turns out, nothing was 100%, 152 00:05:35,024 --> 00:05:36,543 especially my marching band. 153 00:05:40,892 --> 00:05:42,307 Okay. Good stuff. 154 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,344 It's really coming along. Any questions? 155 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:48,175 Any questions that aren't about if I'll let you quit? 156 00:05:49,210 --> 00:05:51,143 Eh, it's not about quitting per se, 157 00:05:51,178 --> 00:05:53,663 but what if we pivot and do Three Blind Miceinstead? 158 00:05:53,698 --> 00:05:55,700 Okay. Take five, and, uh, study your sheet music. 159 00:05:55,734 --> 00:05:57,046 And no nursery rhymes. 160 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,737 Uh, Glascott said you wanted to see me? 161 00:05:58,772 --> 00:06:00,739 Yeah, I'm taking your night-school class so I can become a sub. 162 00:06:00,774 --> 00:06:03,708 Aw, sweet. That's totally cool that you care. 163 00:06:03,742 --> 00:06:05,088 But also, why do you care? 164 00:06:05,123 --> 00:06:06,849 I'm just so tired of always being passed over 165 00:06:06,883 --> 00:06:07,884 like I'm not even there. 166 00:06:07,919 --> 00:06:12,061 Lainey Lewis, I see you. 167 00:06:12,095 --> 00:06:13,200 What are you doing? 168 00:06:13,234 --> 00:06:15,513 I'm not sure. Uh, class starts at 8:00. 169 00:06:15,547 --> 00:06:17,307 We're gonna be hitting the geography on the test tonight. 170 00:06:17,342 --> 00:06:18,481 Test? What test? Why is there a test? 171 00:06:18,516 --> 00:06:19,758 'Cause that's how classes work. You're a teacher. 172 00:06:19,793 --> 00:06:21,553 It's troubling you don't know this. 173 00:06:21,588 --> 00:06:23,348 Oh. Got you. But, yeah, I quit. 174 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,763 Hey, never give up, kids. 175 00:06:24,798 --> 00:06:26,075 No quitters in this class, right? 176 00:06:26,109 --> 00:06:27,904 Except for me. Big quitter right here. 177 00:06:27,939 --> 00:06:29,734 I thought you were tired of always being passed over. 178 00:06:29,768 --> 00:06:31,598 I am, but I also thought your class was just 179 00:06:31,632 --> 00:06:33,496 you doing lame puns in dorky costumes 180 00:06:33,531 --> 00:06:34,670 as you gave out lollipops. 181 00:06:34,704 --> 00:06:36,844 That's, like, so freaky that you said that 182 00:06:36,879 --> 00:06:38,743 because that's exactly what I do. 183 00:06:38,777 --> 00:06:40,261 I'm still out. So, we're good? 184 00:06:40,296 --> 00:06:42,160 As a friend, I refuse to let you quit. 185 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:43,782 I already did. Didn't hear you. 186 00:06:43,817 --> 00:06:46,060 Ready? Two, four, five. 187 00:06:46,095 --> 00:06:47,337 I already said no. 188 00:06:47,372 --> 00:06:48,753 I can't hear you. I'm sorry. 189 00:06:48,787 --> 00:06:50,927 Not happening! I'm so glad you're excited, though. 190 00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:52,377 My God! You suck! 191 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,792 I'll see you at 8:00! 192 00:06:53,827 --> 00:06:55,415 LAINEY: C.B. really wanted me to substitute. 193 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,451 Meanwhile, Glascott had already become one. 194 00:06:57,486 --> 00:06:58,763 Nice wrestling, guys. 195 00:06:58,797 --> 00:07:01,248 I like the look of all the wrestling. 196 00:07:01,282 --> 00:07:03,388 I really like the looks of the wrestling. 197 00:07:03,975 --> 00:07:05,114 They're doing well, right? 198 00:07:05,148 --> 00:07:06,598 Ronnie should have pinned him by now. 199 00:07:06,633 --> 00:07:08,220 Good note, Weasel. 200 00:07:08,255 --> 00:07:10,188 Ronnie, whenever you are ready to "pin" him, 201 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:11,431 that would be super. 202 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:13,881 Sorry! 203 00:07:14,779 --> 00:07:15,745 My head's not in it. 204 00:07:16,988 --> 00:07:19,231 When Coach gets back, he'll straighten me out. 205 00:07:19,266 --> 00:07:22,096 Well, right now, I am the coach. 206 00:07:22,131 --> 00:07:24,720 In fact, isn't a former guidance counselor 207 00:07:24,754 --> 00:07:26,307 just a coach by another name? 208 00:07:26,342 --> 00:07:28,448 I've had Gatorade dumped on my head. 209 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:30,795 Not in victory, but by a clumsy waiter. 210 00:07:30,829 --> 00:07:33,245 But I'm still qualified to give you advice. 211 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,006 Yeah. Like when I was worried 212 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,802 I didn't have the smarts to be a doctor, and you told me I did. 213 00:07:37,836 --> 00:07:40,252 Just not one for people or animals... 214 00:07:40,287 --> 00:07:41,426 Or trees. 215 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,186 And I steered you towards that job with the Rug Doctor. 216 00:07:44,187 --> 00:07:45,326 I can help you like that. 217 00:07:45,361 --> 00:07:47,432 Oh, I don't have the grades to be a rug doctor. 218 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,261 When you were having trouble pinning Karl, 219 00:07:49,296 --> 00:07:51,160 was it him you were wrestling with, 220 00:07:51,194 --> 00:07:52,920 or was it "inner Ronnie"? 221 00:07:52,955 --> 00:07:54,404 Inner Ronnie? 222 00:07:54,439 --> 00:07:55,578 Knock, knock. 223 00:07:55,613 --> 00:07:57,753 Can "inner Ronnie" tell me what's on his mind? 224 00:07:57,787 --> 00:08:00,169 Well, I guess we're both kinda bummed about my grandma. 225 00:08:00,203 --> 00:08:01,515 She practically raised me. 226 00:08:01,550 --> 00:08:02,620 Coach is listening. 227 00:08:02,654 --> 00:08:04,276 Well, she's got this new boyfriend, Hank, 228 00:08:04,311 --> 00:08:06,520 and he's never gonna be my grandpa. 229 00:08:06,555 --> 00:08:08,971 No matter how many 50-cent pieces he pulls out of my ear. 230 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:10,524 I think you know what you'll have to do 231 00:08:10,559 --> 00:08:12,008 before you're ready to wrestle Karl. 232 00:08:12,043 --> 00:08:13,389 Wrestle Hank. 233 00:08:13,423 --> 00:08:16,944 No. You need to open up to Hank and your granny, 234 00:08:16,979 --> 00:08:19,982 and this time, let "inner Ronnie" do the talking. 235 00:08:20,016 --> 00:08:21,190 Oh, thanks. 236 00:08:21,224 --> 00:08:22,640 Yeah. I'm on it. 237 00:08:22,674 --> 00:08:24,296 That's good coaching, Coach. 238 00:08:24,331 --> 00:08:25,643 Thanks, Weasel. 239 00:08:25,677 --> 00:08:28,059 What the hell kind of cockamamie practice is this? 240 00:08:28,093 --> 00:08:29,543 Why is there no sweat on the mat? 241 00:08:29,578 --> 00:08:30,820 Why is nobody wrestling? 242 00:08:30,855 --> 00:08:33,167 Where's that musty armpit smell? 243 00:08:33,202 --> 00:08:35,687 Rick, you should be home in bed. You look terrible. 244 00:08:35,722 --> 00:08:39,449 I feel terrible, too. Got my temperature up to 104.8. 245 00:08:39,484 --> 00:08:41,106 That's a personal best. 246 00:08:41,141 --> 00:08:42,729 I stopped sweating 'cause I'm all out. 247 00:08:43,730 --> 00:08:45,317 Where's Ronnie, my best wrestler? 248 00:08:45,352 --> 00:08:46,940 I sent him home for some training. 249 00:08:46,974 --> 00:08:49,563 Weights? Yes. Emotional ones. 250 00:08:49,598 --> 00:08:50,944 And those are the heaviest of all. 251 00:08:50,978 --> 00:08:52,083 No, they're not. 252 00:08:52,117 --> 00:08:54,119 Emotions and feelings don't mix with wrestling. 253 00:08:54,154 --> 00:08:55,362 I knew you'd botch this up. 254 00:08:55,396 --> 00:08:57,398 I was actually making some real progress here. 255 00:08:57,433 --> 00:08:59,297 By sending Ronnie home to cry in his journal? 256 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,230 Journaling would be a huge step. 257 00:09:01,264 --> 00:09:04,682 I need to coach this team to victory over Valley Forge! 258 00:09:04,716 --> 00:09:07,270 Whoa. Okay. Come on. We're taking you to the emergency room. 259 00:09:07,305 --> 00:09:08,686 Huh? No way. 260 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,998 Not until you promise to call your colonel pal 261 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:13,380 and tell him to postpone this meet until I'm better 262 00:09:13,414 --> 00:09:15,244 and I can undo all the coaching you did. 263 00:09:15,278 --> 00:09:16,832 If that's what it takes, fine. 264 00:09:16,866 --> 00:09:19,455 I will call Colonel Welch and postpone. Now let's go. 265 00:09:19,489 --> 00:09:21,526 Hello, Colonel Welch? 266 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,253 Who is this? John Glascott over at William Penn. 267 00:09:24,287 --> 00:09:26,151 Coach Mellor's come down with a fever, 268 00:09:26,186 --> 00:09:28,775 and I promised him that we would postpone 269 00:09:28,809 --> 00:09:30,984 until later, when he's better. Hell, no! 270 00:09:32,123 --> 00:09:33,918 What the was that? 271 00:09:36,058 --> 00:09:38,198 LAINEY: After failing to postpone the wrestling meet, 272 00:09:38,232 --> 00:09:39,924 Glascott had to break the news to Coach. 273 00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:42,927 Rick? Hey, buddy, you feeling better? 274 00:09:42,961 --> 00:09:45,343 LAINEY: He was still really sick, but recovering in his own way. 275 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:46,689 What's up, pal?! 276 00:09:46,724 --> 00:09:47,897 Rick, shouldn't you be in bed? 277 00:09:47,932 --> 00:09:49,554 There's no stopping the Mellor machine. 278 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,246 My mind is moving in a million different directions. 279 00:09:53,765 --> 00:09:56,906 I just got an idea for a Police Academymovie. 280 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,668 I need a pen and some paper. 281 00:09:59,702 --> 00:10:01,462 So, listen, I was talking to Colonel Welch 282 00:10:01,497 --> 00:10:02,878 over at Valley Forge. 283 00:10:02,912 --> 00:10:05,915 Valley Forge. Pivotal moment in the war. 284 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:08,021 I hope General Washington knows what he's doing, 285 00:10:08,055 --> 00:10:10,402 that cherry-tree-chopping son of a bitch. 286 00:10:10,437 --> 00:10:12,922 Yeah, and so, listen, I talked to Colonel Welch 287 00:10:12,957 --> 00:10:14,959 about postponing the wrestling match, 288 00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:16,754 but he's being a real blowhole. 289 00:10:16,788 --> 00:10:18,687 You're a true friend. You and... 290 00:10:18,721 --> 00:10:20,205 Have you met Eileen? 291 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,035 No. Oh. She's... 292 00:10:23,174 --> 00:10:25,245 ...a hell of a gal. Mmm. 293 00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:27,109 She's a bit clingy, though, you know? 294 00:10:27,143 --> 00:10:28,973 Don't worry, Rick. The boys and I won't let you down. 295 00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:30,388 I know you won't, Jeremy. 296 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,872 Mmm-hmm. Godspeed. 297 00:10:31,907 --> 00:10:33,149 I'll walk you to the door. 298 00:10:33,184 --> 00:10:35,669 Stop smothering me, please! 299 00:10:35,704 --> 00:10:37,913 LANEY: It was the first of CB's night-school classes, 300 00:10:37,947 --> 00:10:41,088 and he was already diving into his trademark teaching style... 301 00:10:41,123 --> 00:10:44,126 Silly costumes, baggy cargo pants, and close-up magic, 302 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,749 all to make boring subjects seem more fun. 303 00:10:46,784 --> 00:10:48,958 And transitioning into state capitals, 304 00:10:48,993 --> 00:10:50,408 but I don't need an outfit for that 305 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,410 because the fun is right there. 306 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,032 Alaska. What's the capital? 307 00:10:54,067 --> 00:10:55,620 Peter, d'youknow? 308 00:10:57,001 --> 00:10:58,140 No one's getting the puns. 309 00:10:58,174 --> 00:11:00,004 Psst! Ms. Lewis. 310 00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:01,246 What are you guys doing here? 311 00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:03,041 Sorry, it's a marching-band emergency. 312 00:11:03,076 --> 00:11:04,284 Is everybody okay? 313 00:11:04,318 --> 00:11:07,805 We had a trombone/bass-drum collision during band practice. 314 00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:09,565 Looks like the trombone won. 315 00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:10,635 Not really. 316 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,395 So sorry. I have to replace these, 317 00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:13,500 and the place closes at 10:00. 318 00:11:13,534 --> 00:11:15,571 I'll be back if I can. Wait. 319 00:11:15,605 --> 00:11:18,160 Before you go, what's the capital of Delaware? 320 00:11:18,194 --> 00:11:19,644 Uh... While you're gone, 321 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,197 why don't you think it Dover? 322 00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:23,510 I definitely will. Let's go. 323 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,996 Hey, thanks for the help, guys. 324 00:11:27,031 --> 00:11:29,343 Although, you didn't actually have to break the instruments. 325 00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:30,862 We really wanted to sell it. 326 00:11:30,897 --> 00:11:32,277 You did poorly. 327 00:11:32,312 --> 00:11:33,451 He knows! 328 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,039 Hey, you. 329 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:37,006 Look, I can explain. 330 00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:40,009 You paid children to help spin your desperate web of lies? 331 00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:42,632 Yes, but they sucked, and I will be asking for the money back. 332 00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:44,842 You should really get back to my class. 333 00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:47,051 You're supposed to start subbing on Monday.What? 334 00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:49,432 Virus took out the sixth grade history teacher, 335 00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:51,572 and I told Glascott you'd be ready to fill in. 336 00:11:51,607 --> 00:11:53,471 Why'd you do that? 'Cause you got a great teacher, 337 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:54,714 and he's gonna help you pass that test. 338 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,819 Or the teacher just passes me to be nice. 339 00:11:56,854 --> 00:11:58,062 The teacher's not gonna do that. 340 00:11:58,096 --> 00:12:00,823 Then the teacher needs to tell Glascott that he's a bonehead 341 00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:02,376 for signing me up without even asking. 342 00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:04,137 Don't call the teacher a bonehead. 343 00:12:04,171 --> 00:12:06,691 Teacher's a bonehead, and his close-up magic is lame. 344 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,693 The teacher knows you're only saying that 'cause you're mad. 345 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,144 Does the teacher also know that gluing felt numbers 346 00:12:11,178 --> 00:12:12,870 to his coat makes him look like a doofus? 347 00:12:12,904 --> 00:12:14,492 Now you're just hurting the teacher's feelings, 348 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,838 but he still believes in you. 349 00:12:15,873 --> 00:12:18,668 Ugh! I hate this super-caring and supportive teacher! 350 00:12:18,703 --> 00:12:20,015 Teacher knows you don't mean that 351 00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:22,534 and sees this as a happy end to the conversation. 352 00:12:22,569 --> 00:12:24,744 Watch out for that bench. 353 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,262 LAINEY: On the day of the big meet, 354 00:12:26,297 --> 00:12:30,197 Glascott was trying to be the inspiring coach Mellor said he could never be. 355 00:12:30,232 --> 00:12:32,752 Principal Glascott, I'm back. 356 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,719 And I'm ready to wrestle. 357 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,548 Well, that's great, Ronnie, but what about your granny 358 00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:38,240 and her special friend, Hank? 359 00:12:38,274 --> 00:12:39,724 We all talked, and with your help, 360 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,313 I've come to accept my grandmother as a sensual being. 361 00:12:42,347 --> 00:12:44,039 Those are the words I wanted to hear. 362 00:12:44,073 --> 00:12:45,212 Thanks for everything, Coach. 363 00:12:45,247 --> 00:12:46,800 That's right. I am the coach. 364 00:12:46,835 --> 00:12:49,527 But I stand in the shadow of a great man, Coach Mellor. 365 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:53,151 A great man who doesn't always appreciate the crucial role 366 00:12:53,186 --> 00:12:56,120 that guidance counseling can play in athletic success. 367 00:12:56,154 --> 00:12:59,848 But nevertheless, I am honored to call him my best friend... 368 00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:01,090 At work. 369 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:03,403 Let's win this one for Coach Mellor. 370 00:13:03,437 --> 00:13:04,956 ALL: Yeah! 371 00:13:04,991 --> 00:13:06,647 LAINEY: Glascott stepped out onto that mat 372 00:13:06,682 --> 00:13:09,478 and coached his team the best way he knew how. 373 00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:11,100 Ronnie, remember to love yourself, 374 00:13:11,135 --> 00:13:12,792 no matter how this turns out! 375 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:15,380 I'm a work in progress, Coach! 376 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,143 LAINEY: Glascott couldn't wait to share the good news with Mellor, 377 00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:21,801 that he and the wrestlers had won the trophy just for him. 378 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,286 You won this for me? Are you crazy? 379 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,288 Why are you yelling? I thought you'd be happy. 380 00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:28,324 Happy? I couldn't turn those kids into winners, 381 00:13:28,359 --> 00:13:29,774 and you do it in two days? 382 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,258 I'm so mad right now! 383 00:13:31,293 --> 00:13:33,985 Look, all I did was focus on the missing ingredients 384 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:35,642 that your team is in desperate need of. 385 00:13:35,676 --> 00:13:37,886 Creatine? The answer better be creatine. 386 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,370 Emotional healing. 387 00:13:39,404 --> 00:13:41,268 It's creatine of the mind. 388 00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:42,511 They don't need any of that. 389 00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:44,685 They need to work on their duck-unders, their single-legs, 390 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,309 their double-legs, their half-Nelsons.No Nelsons. 391 00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:49,898 I just had them wrestle with their personal issues. 392 00:13:49,932 --> 00:13:51,106 Someone had to do it. 393 00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:53,763 That someone is me, and I help them plenty with that stuff. 394 00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:55,179 Do you? 395 00:13:55,938 --> 00:13:57,250 Weasel, go! 396 00:13:57,284 --> 00:14:00,115 My parents are going through this, like, really bad break-up, 397 00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:03,497 and I just feel like it's all my fault. 398 00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:05,845 Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 399 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,295 We're gonna pretend none of this was said. 400 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,952 And give me some frog squats. 401 00:14:09,987 --> 00:14:11,989 Everybody knows that frog squats 402 00:14:12,023 --> 00:14:14,094 are the cure for body and mind. 403 00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:16,994 Can I give you a little advice, coach to coach? 404 00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:18,512 No, because you're not a coach. 405 00:14:18,547 --> 00:14:20,411 My trophy says otherwise. 406 00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:21,550 This is not your trophy. 407 00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:23,863 This is my trophy, even though you won it. 408 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,105 Look, champ... 409 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:27,970 No, no, no. Don't try to connect to me by using sports lingo. 410 00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:30,317 I know that my more hands-on method 411 00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:32,216 is a little scary for you... 412 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,597 No, don't sit backwards in the chair like you're cool 413 00:14:34,632 --> 00:14:35,978 and relatable so I open up to you. 414 00:14:36,013 --> 00:14:38,532 Come on, big guy. Let's dig into those feelings. 415 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,155 My feelings are locked and sealed 416 00:14:40,189 --> 00:14:42,605 behind a solid wall of muscle that is my torso. 417 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,297 We both know a great coach 418 00:14:44,331 --> 00:14:46,989 teaches more than just wrestling moves, ace. 419 00:14:47,024 --> 00:14:49,302 You're not a coach, and I'm not good 420 00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:51,028 at talking about feelings and problems. 421 00:14:51,062 --> 00:14:52,132 You don't have to be good. 422 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,685 You just have to be there for 'em, slugger. 423 00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:56,550 What if I can't be? 424 00:14:56,585 --> 00:14:58,380 We both know that if anyone can do it, 425 00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:01,417 it's you, Sporty McSportperson. 426 00:15:01,452 --> 00:15:02,487 You run out of nicknames? 427 00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:04,317 Yes. I have. 428 00:15:04,351 --> 00:15:06,906 LAINEY: As Mellor was letting Glascott's advice sink in, 429 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,978 C.B. was hoping his own advice had worked on me. 430 00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:12,187 Finally doing that practice test, I see. 431 00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:14,154 Yeah. And you're right. I actually think I did pretty good. 432 00:15:14,189 --> 00:15:15,569 I don't doubt that for a second. 433 00:15:15,604 --> 00:15:17,917 Let's see what we got here. 434 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,264 Shoop. Magic. 435 00:15:20,298 --> 00:15:21,748 "Draw the food pyramid." 436 00:15:21,782 --> 00:15:24,233 And then you just drew a bunch of apples into a pyramid. 437 00:15:24,268 --> 00:15:25,510 Nailed it. 438 00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:27,996 "When did the Cold War end?" "When it got hot." 439 00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:29,066 That one's my fave. 440 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,446 "Name the four oceans." 441 00:15:30,481 --> 00:15:33,415 "Jack, Chrissy, Janet, Mr. Roper"? 442 00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:35,244 I love that show. 443 00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:37,350 "What is pi?" And then you drew pie. 444 00:15:37,384 --> 00:15:39,559 Boom. I'm a genius, right? 445 00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:42,251 "Describe the Big Bang." "Really loud." 446 00:15:42,286 --> 00:15:43,390 How'd I do? 447 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:45,461 Well, if it's a test for sarcasm and spite, 448 00:15:45,496 --> 00:15:46,669 then you aced it. 449 00:15:46,704 --> 00:15:47,843 Aw. My first A-plus. 450 00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:50,846 Oh, your answers are so creative and infuriating. 451 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,434 You could've just spent the time studying. 452 00:15:52,468 --> 00:15:53,538 You would've actually passed. 453 00:15:53,573 --> 00:15:54,781 More like failed. 454 00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:56,265 Look, when I was a student here, 455 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,509 taking tests and memorizing stuff was not my thing. 456 00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,614 It's not the '80s, Lainey. 457 00:16:00,649 --> 00:16:03,272 There's a ton of ways now to help people who learn differently. 458 00:16:03,307 --> 00:16:05,136 Sounds like a nicer way to just say I'm a dummy. 459 00:16:05,171 --> 00:16:07,828 No. You're just as smart as everyone else. 460 00:16:07,863 --> 00:16:10,417 You just need to find another way of learning that works best for you. 461 00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:12,109 Or I just stick to music. 462 00:16:12,143 --> 00:16:13,765 That's the one thing that always comes easy 463 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,904 and always makes sense to me. 464 00:16:14,939 --> 00:16:16,768 Well, I believe you can do much more than that. 465 00:16:16,803 --> 00:16:18,632 Maybe it's time to stop believing in me. 466 00:16:24,845 --> 00:16:26,847 I had given up on wanting to become a substitute 467 00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:28,297 and was back to focusing on the one thing 468 00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:31,266 I was already qualified to teach... Music. 469 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:39,239 Wow! See what happens when you don't give up? 470 00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:41,586 I mean, do I feel bad for bribing some of you guys 471 00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:44,210 to help me give up when I found something challenging? 472 00:16:44,244 --> 00:16:45,452 100%, yes. 473 00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:47,385 But this isn't about me and how much I suck. 474 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:49,456 It's about how you guys are hot like wasabi 475 00:16:49,491 --> 00:16:50,906 when you bust rhymes. 476 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,425 C.B.: That sounded pretty spicy to me. 477 00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:54,116 I'd put it on my burrito, 478 00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:56,601 which apparently means "small donkey." 479 00:16:56,636 --> 00:16:58,500 Listen, I really hate the idea 480 00:16:58,534 --> 00:16:59,915 of you missing that test tonight. 481 00:16:59,949 --> 00:17:01,158 I love that you care so much, 482 00:17:01,192 --> 00:17:02,952 but what's the point if I'm not even gonna pass? 483 00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:04,092 You're obviously unfamiliar 484 00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:06,680 with the CB "Jam while you cram" study technique. 485 00:17:06,715 --> 00:17:08,717 Okay, guys, let's do a rehearsal. 486 00:17:08,751 --> 00:17:10,477 One, two, three. 487 00:17:10,512 --> 00:17:13,446 ♪ It is Denver, Colorado 488 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,793 ♪ And California... That's got Sacramento 489 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,657 ♪ Honolulu, Hawaii-i 490 00:17:17,691 --> 00:17:19,797 ♪ Utah's where you'll find Salt Lake City 491 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:22,041 ♪ How can I help you, Lainey, figure out these capitals? 492 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,250 ♪ I wanna teach you Columbus, Ohio 493 00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:26,114 ♪ I'm the kinda guy who loves to go to Madison 494 00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:27,460 ♪ Don't understand where that is? 495 00:17:27,494 --> 00:17:28,599 ♪ Wisconsin 496 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:30,532 ♪ These are the state capitals 497 00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:32,534 ♪ Where is Boise? It's right there in Idaho 498 00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:34,674 ♪ Phoenix, Arizona 499 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:36,814 ♪ And Harrisburg is right here in Pennsylvania 500 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,954 ♪ Massachusetts is Boston 501 00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:40,921 ♪ And you know that Texas is Austin 502 00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:43,027 ♪ And maybe we can visit Albany 503 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,340 ♪ To celebrate you passing this geography? ♪ 504 00:17:45,374 --> 00:17:46,479 Wow. 505 00:17:46,513 --> 00:17:48,929 You made yourself look like a total jackass just for me? 506 00:17:48,964 --> 00:17:51,725 Well, I... I... Well, I thought I looked pretty awesome. 507 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,727 You said you're not much for memorizing facts. 508 00:17:53,762 --> 00:17:55,074 How about lyrics? 509 00:17:55,557 --> 00:17:57,317 That, I can do. 510 00:17:57,352 --> 00:17:58,629 Thanks, C.B. 511 00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,044 It's important to remember 512 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,357 that learning isn't just for students. 513 00:18:02,391 --> 00:18:05,014 We teachers have to keep growing, too. 514 00:18:05,049 --> 00:18:07,189 And even though it may seem tough at times, 515 00:18:07,224 --> 00:18:10,019 all you really need is the right person to guide you. 516 00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:13,402 My God, she's glorious. 517 00:18:13,437 --> 00:18:15,818 You got yourselves one heck of a trophy there, boys. 518 00:18:15,853 --> 00:18:17,579 It's all thanks to you, Coach G. 519 00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:20,237 It's Mr. G. You got your real coach back. 520 00:18:20,271 --> 00:18:24,379 ♪ ...getting to the point where we have ♪ 521 00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:26,864 Ronnie, wait. ♪ Almost made amends ♪ 522 00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,417 I know you've been wrestling 523 00:18:28,452 --> 00:18:29,591 with some family problems lately. 524 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:32,111 Ah, nah, it's just dumb stuff about my grandma. 525 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:36,356 Who raised you by herself and is like a mom to you?Yeah. 526 00:18:36,391 --> 00:18:38,772 When I was your age, it was just me and my mom. 527 00:18:38,807 --> 00:18:41,913 When she found someone new, it was tough. 528 00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:44,364 Wish I had someone to talk to. 529 00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:46,746 So, I'm here if you need me. Always. 530 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:48,127 Thanks. 531 00:18:49,404 --> 00:18:51,337 Well, look who finally took a page 532 00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:53,373 out of the John Glascott playbook. 533 00:18:53,408 --> 00:18:55,755 ♪ I'll pick you up 534 00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:57,860 ♪ And if you court... ♪ 535 00:18:57,895 --> 00:18:59,759 Here. 536 00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:01,795 Little thank you for coaching me, coach. 537 00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:03,866 Stop. All you've ever wanted 538 00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:05,765 was to have this trophy in your case. 539 00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:08,940 Yeah, well, I'd much rather have it in your office. 540 00:19:08,975 --> 00:19:10,977 You earned it... Champ. 541 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:13,117 Thanks, slugger. 542 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,636 ♪ So, if you call 543 00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:17,225 ♪ I will answer 544 00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:19,641 ♪ If you fall 545 00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:22,195 ♪ I'll pick you up 546 00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:24,473 ♪ If you court... ♪ C.B.: Hi. 547 00:19:24,508 --> 00:19:26,958 Looks like someone earned their lollipop. 548 00:19:26,993 --> 00:19:29,029 Holy crap! I aced the test? 549 00:19:29,064 --> 00:19:30,134 I've never done that before. 550 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,929 Well, like I said, all you needed 551 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,172 was a different way to learn. 552 00:19:34,656 --> 00:19:37,659 Hey, CB? Next time you see the teacher, 553 00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:40,109 thank him for always believing in me. 554 00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:41,490 I'll let him know. 555 00:19:41,525 --> 00:19:45,667 ♪ Those crazy, messed-up things that you do 556 00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:48,980 ♪ If you ever... ♪ LAINEY: And so, the next time a teacher called in sick, 557 00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:53,951 Glascott had another substitute he could rely on... Me. 558 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:59,784 Hello, everybody, I'm sitting here with the real C.B. 559 00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:02,131 Can you break dance? Absolutely not. 560 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,927 So, I'm gonna teach you the most basic stall.Okay. 561 00:20:04,962 --> 00:20:06,412 So, you're gonna go like this. 562 00:20:07,171 --> 00:20:08,345 I know. 563 00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:10,968 So, then, just like... What? 564 00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:13,833 Yeah. Okay, yeah, no, that'll work. 565 00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:15,283 That's actually really cool. 566 00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:16,663 You grab your foot... Yeah. 567 00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:18,458 ...and then you... Jump over it. 568 00:20:18,493 --> 00:20:20,219 Oh, my God. And freeze. 569 00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:24,637 Hey, guys, I got a fun idea. 570 00:20:24,671 --> 00:20:26,846 We should go see that new movie Outbreak. 571 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,951 A deadly virus takes out a whole city? 572 00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:30,505 Sound familiar? 573 00:20:30,539 --> 00:20:32,921 I already saw it with Barry before the flu crushed this place. 574 00:20:32,955 --> 00:20:34,267 It's too soon, dude. 575 00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:36,338 I'm boycotting AMC until they start letting me 576 00:20:36,373 --> 00:20:38,133 use my ab-roller in the aisle. 577 00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:39,445 The real star was that monkey. 578 00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:40,722 Pretty sure it was Marcel from Friends. 579 00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:42,275 It was not Marcel from Friends. 580 00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:44,139 Why? Because he's known for comedy? 581 00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:47,211 You don't think Marcel can cross over into dramatic roles? 582 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,938 Marcel is a completely different sub-species. 583 00:20:49,972 --> 00:20:51,146 It's called acting, Wilma. 584 00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:52,906 Tom Cruise isn't a vampire, either. 585 00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:56,807 Okay, look, this movie has Dustin Hoffman and maybe Marcel. 586 00:20:56,841 --> 00:20:57,877 We gotta go. 587 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,328 Was that you? 588 00:21:00,362 --> 00:21:01,812 I don't think so. Oh, no. 589 00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:03,986 It's starting. No, no. It's impossible. 590 00:21:04,021 --> 00:21:05,988 I got confirmation from Nurse Steve 591 00:21:06,023 --> 00:21:09,406 that the school is... 592 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,994 ...clear and free of that pesky ol' virus. 593 00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:13,237 You don't look so good. 594 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,343 No, no. I feel great. 595 00:21:15,377 --> 00:21:17,724 But I... I actually... I... I gotta go real quick 596 00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:19,381 and take care of some urgent business. 597 00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:23,592 Um, I'm gonna be gone for possibly four to six days. 598 00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:26,354 Oh, no! Oh!