1 00:00:01,827 --> 00:00:04,526 LAINEY: Back in the '90s, I loved making Halloween costumes. 2 00:00:04,569 --> 00:00:05,875 And with so many amazing movie characters of the decade 3 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:09,052 to choose from, I was never short on cool ideas. 4 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:10,836 What up, Halloween party people? 5 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,100 "Dumb and Dumber" in da house! 6 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:14,927 I wonder which one of you is the "dumber." 7 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:16,059 It's Lainey. 8 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:17,452 I'm a doctor now. 9 00:00:18,931 --> 00:00:20,977 Mmm. Nice to see you, Barry. 10 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,239 Missed you, too, Bee Bop. 11 00:00:22,283 --> 00:00:23,458 Care-Bar flew in to surprise me 12 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:24,850 'cause we've never missed a Halloween together. 13 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,461 Mm, except for the 11 14 00:00:26,504 --> 00:00:28,463 after she basically left me at the altar. 15 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:29,899 It's been a real journey, huh? 16 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:31,770 Hey, Rick, what do you think of our couples costume? 17 00:00:31,814 --> 00:00:33,207 Couples what-stume? 18 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,209 Seriously? This is a foreign concept to you? 19 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:36,862 Dude, the best thing about Halloween 20 00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:38,690 is dressing up with your smoke-show girlfriend 21 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:40,344 to make the whole world jealous. 22 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:43,086 Wait a minute. I'm in a couple with Aunt Julie, 23 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,306 which means I, too, get to costume in a couple. 24 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:47,351 Welcome aboard, Coach. What you thinking? 25 00:00:47,395 --> 00:00:48,657 I got the perfect idea. 26 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,093 We'll go as Magic Johnson and Larry Bird. 27 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:51,268 Eh, that's too sexy. 28 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:53,314 Damn it, people, help me. 29 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:55,229 Dude, you know Aunt Julie and what she likes. 30 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:57,013 Come on. You gotta think of this one on your own. 31 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,320 You're right. 32 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:02,062 And I know exactly how to find out what I think. 33 00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:03,280 Couples costume ideas. 34 00:01:03,324 --> 00:01:05,543 Hit me hard, hit me fast. Go. 35 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:07,067 Boobs. What? 36 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,764 Ew. No. How would that even work? 37 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:11,027 It's like, y-you're the left boob 38 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,594 and she's the right one. 39 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:13,812 Stop with the boobs, okay? 40 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:15,031 Let's just move on. 41 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,163 New ideas. Go. 42 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:19,383 Maybe you're the boobs and she's the bra? 43 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:21,777 I legitimately cannot make this any clearer 44 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:24,084 no more ideas related to boobs! 45 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:26,129 Ooh! Wait. I got it. 46 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:27,957 You're Pamela, she's the Anderson. 47 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,176 What? 48 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:31,395 Oh. Right. Boobs again. 49 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:33,049 Maybe I can help, you know, 50 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,617 'cause you're dating my aunt and I know everything about her. 51 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,401 Suck-up! Teacher's pet! 52 00:01:37,445 --> 00:01:38,794 Alright, stop with your asthmatic insults 53 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,535 and let my best pal in the school, Toby, speak. 54 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:42,145 My aunt's favorite movie is Forrest Gump. 55 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:43,233 Ohh. Ugh. 56 00:01:43,277 --> 00:01:44,974 She's seen it, like, a hundred times. 57 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:46,541 Forrest Gump!Ha! 58 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:47,933 I knew I'd think of something. 59 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:51,415 Aunt Julie, will you do me the honor 60 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:53,156 of joining me in a Halloween couples costume? 61 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,376 That's my favorite movie! 62 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:57,378 Now that I've actually seen it, it's mine, too. 63 00:01:57,421 --> 00:02:00,163 Screw you, Air Bud! You just got bumped to number 2. 64 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:01,556 "Air" what? Ah, you'll see. 65 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:03,819 Until then, I shall be your Forrest Gump, 66 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:05,690 which obviously makes you, 67 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:07,649 my park bench. 68 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:10,217 Or, uh, I can just go as Jenny. 69 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:12,262 Oh. That's my girl. Always thinking. 70 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:14,264 Well, I'll just, uh, put this back 71 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:15,961 at the ol' bus stop, where it belongs. 72 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:22,751 ♪ One of these days, you're gonna get outta here 73 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:25,667 ♪ Live your life and finally be free 74 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:28,626 ♪ Go where you wanna go, do what you wanna do 75 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:32,239 ♪ Someday, you will say "Those were the days" ♪ 76 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:34,154 It was October 30th, 1990-something, 77 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:35,416 and we were about to be hit 78 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:37,026 with some heavy Halloween drama. 79 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,245 Oh, dear God! 80 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:40,334 Everyone, sit down for safety, 81 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:42,336 because you are about to be rocked with urgent news 82 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:43,989 that will change the fabric of our school as we know it. 83 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:45,643 Oh, no. What happened? 84 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:48,211 I am taking over the role of the Halloween parade witch. 85 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,039 I'm gonna stand back up now. 86 00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:51,780 Being the parade witch will truly be 87 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:53,564 the greatest role of my lifetime. 88 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:55,087 Okay, what's happening right now? 89 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:57,089 All the kids in elementary school dress up for Halloween 90 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,656 and then do a parade over at the middle school. 91 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,658 And who gets to ring the spooky bell 92 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:02,356 and lead this glorious parade? 93 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,096 The Halloween witch. 94 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:06,186 Who has been the same person for the last 40 years 95 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:07,665 because... 96 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:10,015 Everyone loves Mrs. Chomers, the school nurse. 97 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:12,235 But Mrs. Chomers is now... 98 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:13,410 Super-old. 99 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:15,238 Which means... 100 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:16,196 She's taking time to be with her grandchildren 101 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,371 before she dies. 102 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:19,199 Yes, that's very sad stuff. 103 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:20,591 But the show must go on. 104 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:22,637 So, say goodbye to Susan Cinoman, 105 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,552 as I am now in character. 106 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:25,988 Aah! 107 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:27,381 That felt a little big. 108 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:29,078 Was it too big? No, I think it worked. 109 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:30,645 Alright. I'll see you soon! 110 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:33,169 You know, I haven't had a ton of FaceTime with Susan, 111 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,866 but my read on her is... she's a lot. 112 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,477 You'll grow numb. 113 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,393 But this parade thing sounds adorable! 114 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:41,482 Hallways lined with cute little ladybugs 115 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:44,049 and boy pirates and tiny kid astronauts? 116 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:46,487 I love the cute way those little kids 117 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,358 wave with both their hands and say "pasketti." 118 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:50,186 Your reaction is fairly unexpected. 119 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,667 Oh, I love little kids! 120 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:54,756 Just not as much as I love mold, spores, and fungi, 121 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:57,149 which is why I teach science and not kindergarten. 122 00:03:57,193 --> 00:03:59,674 Our middle-schoolers tend to show their Halloween enthusiasm 123 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,545 way less kindly than you. 124 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,634 I'd say it's more of a mean-spirited competition 125 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:05,549 where jackass middle-schoolers 126 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:07,595 try to make a bunch of cute little children cry. 127 00:04:07,638 --> 00:04:10,511 What?You know, stuff within reason, like popping out of a locker 128 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:12,077 and screaming, "You're all gonna die!" 129 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:13,688 Or sneezing fake blood onto them. 130 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:14,993 And then there's the booing. 131 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:17,344 Cute Halloween booing, like, "Boo-ooh"? 132 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:19,824 More like a "Boo, you suck!" 133 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:23,306 Dear Lord, we have got to shut this parade of terror down! 134 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,482 That parade of terror is this school's most time-honored tradition. 135 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:26,701 I went through it myself. 136 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,355 Started in first grade, when I went as She-Ra. 137 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:30,792 The Princess of Power. He-Man's twin sister. 138 00:04:30,835 --> 00:04:32,272 Mm-kay. Not now. 139 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:33,751 Then when? 140 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:35,405 Trust me, there was nothing worse 141 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,015 than being paraded in a big building 142 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:38,582 where a bunch of big kids 143 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:40,149 scared the crap out of She-Ra so bad, 144 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:41,106 she hid in a garbage can. 145 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:42,543 You poor thing. 146 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,762 But then, you graduate to middle school, and boom, 147 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:47,199 now you get to scare the crap out of these terrified tykes. 148 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:50,246 These middle-school kids still want Halloween. 149 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,379 We just have to find a way to make them admit it. 150 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:53,684 What if we could get them on board? 151 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:55,599 You know, convince them to cheer on the little kids 152 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,209 instead of leaping out at them 153 00:04:57,253 --> 00:04:59,037 with fake blood oozing out of their eyeballs? 154 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:00,430 Guys, we're talking about 155 00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:02,127 ruthless middle-school kids here. 156 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:04,695 Sure, deep down, they still want costumes and candy, 157 00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:06,480 but they'll never admit it 'cause they're too cool. 158 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:09,004 Pfft. I loved Halloween in middle school. 159 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:10,266 'Cause you were a clueless dummy, 160 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,920 and you still are, Mr. Skeleton-Tie. 161 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:14,139 This is Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King? 162 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:15,402 I'll be taking point on this. 163 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:16,838 I get that. 164 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:18,927 LAINEY: While Wilma was taking charge, 165 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:20,972 Coach was bringing his personal life into work. 166 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:23,235 Hey, Coach, isn't this a tad unfair? 167 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:24,541 What are you talking about? 168 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:25,934 Uh, Toby has a ladder? 169 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:27,501 Oh, yes. 170 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:29,067 That was left there by the janitor 171 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:31,243 when he was doing some seasonal rope maintenance. 172 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:33,289 If Toby gets to use the ladder, can I use the ladder? 173 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,813 No, you can't use a ladder. You have giant man arms. 174 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:38,250 My arms are normal human size. Can I use the ladder? 175 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:40,165 Nobody gets to use the ladder. 176 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:42,472 Except Toby, 'cause you're dating his aunt. 177 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,213 Can you date my aunt so I can use the ladder? 178 00:05:44,256 --> 00:05:45,780 I've seen your aunt. I'll pass. 179 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:48,609 Coach, you clearly have a soft spot for Toby. 180 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:50,175 It's just not fair to play favorites, dude. 181 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:52,700 Huddle up! 182 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:55,442 It's time for you bozos to realize once and for all 183 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:58,096 that Coach Mellor does not play favorites. 184 00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:59,750 As you can clearly see, 185 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:02,884 I've made two dodgeball teams so evenly matched 186 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,756 that no one player is being favored in any way. 187 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,671 Toby, look out! 188 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:10,239 LAINEY: But Coach couldn't help himself. 189 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:11,675 He jumped into that game 190 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,808 and dodged, blocked, deflected, and caught 191 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:16,201 every single ball that was thrown Toby's way. 192 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:18,203 No! Yep, it was pretty clear he'd do anything 193 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:19,204 to protect his favorite student. 194 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:22,033 Uh! 195 00:06:22,077 --> 00:06:23,687 Ronnie, you're out. 196 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:25,602 But Toby didn't even throw the ball. You did! 197 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:28,300 Exactly. I threw it as Toby's gym proxy. 198 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:30,564 Can I go grab a Yoo-hoo as you play this one out? 199 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:31,652 Knock yourself out, kid. 200 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:35,220 Game on! 201 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:37,092 You wanted to see me, pal? 202 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:38,876 Listen, I've been getting some complaints 203 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,225 that you've been playing favorites 204 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,575 with a certain someone. 205 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:43,054 Is it that obvious? 206 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:45,013 John, I give you my word, the last thing I wanted 207 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:46,493 was for the other teachers to know 208 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:48,277 that you're my favorite member of the faculty. 209 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,192 Well, that's not what I'm talk... 210 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:52,368 Wait, I am? Of course. 211 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,675 You have truly settled into your role as head of this school 212 00:06:54,718 --> 00:06:57,504 with the grace and the elegance of a Princess Diana. 213 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:58,853 You think of me as Lady Di? 214 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:00,724 You are the people's principal. 215 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:03,074 Well, this job has been eating me alive, Rick. 216 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:04,728 I really needed this win. 217 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:06,643 Glad I called for this sit-down. 218 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,558 As am I. Back to the grind. 219 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:11,431 No, wait, Rick! 220 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:13,607 Come in. Sit down. 221 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,478 You know that I'm talking about Toby. 222 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,828 Look, I understand that you're dating his aunt 223 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,047 and seeing the kid a lot, 224 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:21,484 but bonding with him outside of school, 225 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,138 it can get complicated. 226 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:25,532 Oh, please. There's nothing complicated about a teacher 227 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:27,751 reading Harry Potter to a student at tuck-in time. 228 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,492 You know there's a policy that prohibits teachers 229 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,407 from fraternizing with parents? 230 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,888 Because it leads to problems just like this. 231 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:35,150 I hear you loud and clear, boss. 232 00:07:35,193 --> 00:07:37,239 But thankfully, I am not dating a parent. 233 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:38,719 I am dating an aunt. 234 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,721 Okay, that's a weak argument, even for you. 235 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:43,637 Is it? Seems like a slippery slope. 236 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:44,942 You start making aunts off-limits, 237 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:46,509 where's it end, John? 238 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:48,903 Can a teacher date a student's second cousin? 239 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:50,426 How about a third cousin? 240 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,080 How about a fourth cousin? 241 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:55,562 How many cousins removed, John, before this is okay? 242 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:57,172 It's not about cousins. 243 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:58,565 It's about Toby. 244 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,784 He's beginning to look at you as a father figure. 245 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:03,047 If anything, he looks at me as an uncle figure. 246 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:06,224 Okay, pencils ready. 247 00:08:06,268 --> 00:08:08,096 You have one hour to complete your exam. 248 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:10,054 I'm sorry if this is a bad time. 249 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:11,795 Couldn't be worse. Literally in the middle of midterms. 250 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:14,015 Attention, fearless middle-schoolers, 251 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:16,452 we have come to you with the gift of a lifetime. 252 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,107 The gift we bring is Halloween. 253 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,979 We get it. At your age, you just want to look cool, 254 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:23,241 but we know deep down, 255 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:25,200 you'd really rather go trick-or-treating. 256 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:27,332 Tom Scott, if you could be anything 257 00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:28,899 this year for Halloween, what would it be? 258 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:31,119 Someone who won't get beat up for dressing as a Power Ranger. 259 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,207 I get that. Moving on. 260 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,556 Veronica, what would you like to be? 261 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,210 Out of this conversation. 262 00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:37,908 That's enough! Let me tell you what's going down. 263 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:40,824 Starting now, you're gonna cheer on those sweet babies 264 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:41,956 at that damn parade! 265 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:43,479 No! We've earned the right 266 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,176 to scare the crap out of those little turds. 267 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:46,613 For six horrible years, 268 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:48,310 we had to suffer through that parade. 269 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:49,616 Or you dress up and have fun with them 270 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:51,052 because we all know that 271 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:53,097 that's what you really want deep down. 272 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:54,838 Come on. Halloween's fun when you're young and dumb 273 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:56,666 and still believe in ghosts and witches. 274 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:59,626 What if I convinced you witches are real? 275 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:03,064 Uh, you won't, because, duh, they're not. 276 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:05,153 Uh, dur, that means you've never heard of 277 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:06,589 the Blair Witch documentary. 278 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:07,851 The what, now? 279 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:09,549 Uh, a friend of mine got me an early bootleg. 280 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:11,072 It's terrifying. 281 00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:13,074 The filmmakers went missing in the woods, 282 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:16,207 and their footage proves that witches are real. 283 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:18,296 Yeah. This is off the rails. Back to midterms. 284 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:21,212 Ba-bup! How's about we all make a deal? 285 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:22,518 If you watch this doc 286 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,739 and you still feel too old and cool to be scared, 287 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:28,089 then you can terrify any little tyke you want. 288 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:30,221 But if I'm right 289 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:32,746 and this doc makes you believe in witches 290 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:35,705 and all the spooky things that Halloween has to offer, 291 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:38,534 then you'll accept these kids with open arms. 292 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,275 Just say yes and take the test. 293 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:42,320 We all know CB lost the moment he said the word "documentary." 294 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:43,539 You got yourself a deal. 295 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,627 Yes! 296 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,024 Hey, slugger. I hear it's tuna casserole Tuesday. 297 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,112 I'll see you at dinner. 298 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:52,200 I'll bring the Boggle. 299 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:56,073 Boggle? That's an intimate family game! 300 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,727 Oh, this is bad. 301 00:09:57,771 --> 00:10:00,164 We both agreed, I'm not violating any school policy 302 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,644 as long as I'm with... 303 00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:04,255 Aunt Julie. 304 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:05,866 Aunt Julie. 305 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,087 Amazing news! I'm not Toby's aunt anymore! 306 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:11,349 Oh. 307 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,829 Huh? Who are you? 308 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,657 Paperwork finally got processed. 309 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,311 I am officially his legal guardian. 310 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:17,921 But, uh, to clarify, 311 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,794 according to God and science, you're still his aunt? 312 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,318 I guess, but on paper, I'm kinda his mom. 313 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:25,886 Ooh. Feels weird to say that. 314 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,061 Then don't. 315 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,540 My sister had Toby so young, 316 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,194 and God knows she's had her struggles, 317 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,369 but she thinks this is best 318 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:32,806 while she's getting her life together. 319 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:35,156 But we agree you're still Aunt Julie? 320 00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:37,767 Although, now, I'm more of a Mom Julie. 321 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:40,117 Well, I certainly can't call you "Mom Julie." 322 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,946 You could call me just... Julie, 323 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,296 like I've been asking since we started dating. 324 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,820 Hey, you know what'd be a great way to celebrate? 325 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:49,083 You do a couples costume with Toby. 326 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,868 He's an ant, and you're his Julie. 327 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,130 Ant Julie. 328 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,916 I'd rather you and I go as Forrest and Jenny. 329 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:58,092 Or I'm Forrest and you're Aunt Julie. 330 00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:02,183 I'm Forrest. Forrest Gump. 331 00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:05,099 Life is like a box of chocolates. 332 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,187 I'm gonna go. 333 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,405 Sure thing, Aunt Julie. 334 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:08,798 Just Julie. 335 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,717 LAINEY: CB and Wilma were determined to prove to their students 336 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,588 that you're never too old to be scared by the magic of Halloween. 337 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,113 I'm scared to close my eyes. 338 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:21,593 I'm scared to open them. 339 00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,334 WILMA: Oh, man. They are terrified. 340 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:24,727 Even Lainey thinks it's real. 341 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,163 And the best part, 342 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,513 I arranged my own grand finale after the movie ends 343 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,559 to really scare them crapless and seal the deal. 344 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,082 We are good teachers. 345 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:33,431 The best. 346 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,443 I think I speak for everyone in the room when I say 347 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:48,446 "What the kind of documentary was that, man?" 348 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,884 I need a big, safe hug from my mom. 349 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,886 Judging by that reaction, 350 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,365 clearly, we get to have 351 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,237 a warm and friendly parade this year! 352 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,412 Screw the parade! 353 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,980 Why'd you show us that? We're just kids! 354 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,503 Why was that dude just staring at the wall? 355 00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:03,026 Everyone, calm down! 356 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,202 Again, what the ? 357 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,596 I want to go home, but I don't want to go outside. What do I do? 358 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,816 Safety in numbers. Grab a buddy, follow me. 359 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:10,904 No, no, what are you... Wait... 360 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,341 LAINEY: But we still had CB's grand finale. 361 00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:14,559 Oh, my God. Witch sticks! 362 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,039 Stay close! Let's go! Go! 363 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,954 I calmly led them to safety. 364 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,608 CB? The kids were scared... 365 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:20,740 The witch locked us in! 366 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,002 ...but I kept a level head. 367 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,354 What was that? 368 00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:29,009 All right, I hope you all wore your stretchy underpants, 369 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:30,793 because it's dodgeball time! 370 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,926 Let's do this, gym proxy! 371 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,754 Get ready to eat my farts, losers. 372 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,668 Whoa. Dial it back there, Toby. 373 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,148 Too late. He's a dead man. 374 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,846 I'm so scared. 375 00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,195 Wait, that's right, I got a gym proxy, 376 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,849 so suck it! 377 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:43,719 Toby, let me talk to you for a second. 378 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,938 What's up, Coach? 379 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,983 I can't be your gym proxy anymore. 380 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,289 What's that, now? 381 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,943 I heard the great news that Aunt Julie 382 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,683 is now more of a Mom Julie. 383 00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:55,035 Unfortunately, the school has a strict no-mom-dating policy, 384 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,732 which means you got to proxy yourself. 385 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,212 Kinda wish I knew this 10 minutes ago! 386 00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,996 Before you told everybody to eat your farts? 387 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,519 Can you tell them I sprained my ankle 388 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,043 and I can't play anymore? 389 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,393 I would if you were my favorite, but now you're not, 390 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:06,786 even though we both know you are. 391 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:07,787 Try not to die. 392 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,877 Hey, guys. 393 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,835 Listen, some things were said, 394 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:13,967 farts were offered to be eaten, 395 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,359 but we're good. 396 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:16,926 Right? 397 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,756 JULIE: What the hell, Rick? 398 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,975 How do you just stand there 399 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,237 and let a bunch of goons gang up on the boy? 400 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,760 Because there's a policy that says 401 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,196 teachers can't date parents, 402 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,458 and now that you're Mom Julie, 403 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,983 I gotta go back to being Coach Rick only. 404 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,288 You can't go back. 405 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,247 Look, Toby has never had a dad. 406 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,770 He idolizes you. 407 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,990 Maybe I could be his... Gym Dad? 408 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,165 That's not a thing. 409 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,862 It is in here. 410 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,690 Just 'cause you softly point to your heart 411 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,257 doesn't mean it suddenly makes sense. 412 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,867 But it does 413 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,173 in here. 414 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,523 Well, in here, it says that you're a jerk 415 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,830 for putting some stupid policy above us. 416 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,093 No policy is more important than you. 417 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,617 Except for honesty, because that's the best policy... 418 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:58,402 Ah, damn it, Rick, you suck! 419 00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,491 But Aunt Julie wasn't the only parent who was upset. 420 00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:01,753 Everyone, please. 421 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,625 It seems to me 422 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:06,280 that some of you may have an issue 423 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,021 with the fact that we showed your children 424 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,849 an educational documentary that was actually 425 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,373 a falsely marketed R-rated horror film. 426 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,723 All of us definitely have issues with it. 427 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,681 What were you thinking? They're just children. 428 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,205 I've got a gangly teenage boy 429 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,729 who refuses to go to sleep ever again. 430 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,687 My marriage can't survive that. 431 00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,124 Aaron refuses to leave my side, 432 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,777 even when he goes to the bathroom. 433 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,301 And I didn't sleep a wink. 434 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:30,173 Lainey? You're a teacher! Get over here to our side! 435 00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,349 No way! Thanks to you, I'm scared of walls now. 436 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,568 Walls. 437 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,222 Look around. They are everywhere. 438 00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:36,963 Look, we made a mistake.Yeah. 439 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:38,399 How can we make it right? 440 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,314 By turning our scared children 441 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,359 back into the disrespectful teenage jerks 442 00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,621 we know and love. 443 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,406 CB: Thank you. Thank you. WILMA: Thank you. 444 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,190 Gotta say, it's fun to see other teachers in trouble 445 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,104 who aren't me. 446 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,282 John, can I talk to you for a second? It's urgent. 447 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,762 Last time you said it was urgent, 448 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,503 you just wanted to show me how high you could jump. 449 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,070 Well, it's not about how high I can jump, 450 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,593 which we both know is inhuman. 451 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,334 This is about the outdated school policy 452 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,336 that says that teachers can't date parents. 453 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,903 Outdated? 454 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,644 I refuse to accept that back in stupid Colonial times, 455 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:09,212 stupid William Penn made some stupid declaration 456 00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,866 I still have to follow. 457 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,346 The hell did that guy ever do, anyway? 458 00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:13,477 Founded Pennsylvania. 459 00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,001 And? 460 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,959 Just to be clear, it's my policy. 461 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,613 This is your policy? 462 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:21,485 Oh, for the love of Larry Bird's sweet, sexy mustache! 463 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,661 This is great news! 464 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,968 Aunt Julie just got full custody, and now she's Mom Julie. 465 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,188 It's great for them, but not for you. 466 00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,103 Like you said, it's just your personal policy. 467 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,105 But the policy still stands. 468 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,672 Well, I reject your policy, so we're all good. 469 00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:37,153 You just can't reject my policy. I made it for a reason. 470 00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:39,112 Fine. Then I'll make my own policy 471 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,027 that says that your policy doesn't matter. 472 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,942 You can't just make policies. I'm the one in charge. 473 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,682 That means I'm the policy guy. 474 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:47,424 Not according to my policy, where I make the policies. 475 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:50,036 That's not how policies work, and you know it. 476 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,820 Well, I just made a new policy that says 477 00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,822 you're being both a weenie and a bad friend! 478 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,563 That is a hurtful policy. 479 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,347 My whole life, I've had a strict policy 480 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,914 to always be there for people. 481 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,394 That's why I'm your favorite. 482 00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:03,179 Were. I got a new policy saying I take it back. 483 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,312 Don't make policies you'll regret, Rick, 484 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,879 because once you make 'em, there's no going back. 485 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:10,534 That's how policies work. 486 00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:11,971 I can't believe you'd stand in the way of me being happy. 487 00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:14,799 I was finally happy. 488 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,192 Rick... 489 00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,889 No. Some friend you are. 490 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:24,287 After the fallout from "The Blair Witch Project," 491 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,898 CB got the idea to prove it was just a silly movie. 492 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:29,684 I'm scared to close my eyes. 493 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,338 I'm scared to open them. 494 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,209 I don't know what to do with my eyes. I'm so scared. 495 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,863 I just want to apologize to everyone. 496 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:40,303 I'm so sorry to Tom and Aaron and Veronica. 497 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:43,132 But the worst thing of all... 498 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,265 ...is that none of this is real. 499 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,703 Ta-da! Movies! 500 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,055 You cut all my damn lines. 501 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,840 They didn't play. Hey, kids! 502 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,494 And there you have it. 503 00:16:57,538 --> 00:17:00,019 You're all scared of a silly movie that anyone can make. 504 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,194 Well, the movie may be fake, 505 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,152 but my nightmares are still very real. 506 00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,066 Yeah, I'm still scared of witches. 507 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,329 I'm scared of witches and vampires. 508 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,505 I'm scared of ghosts and demon clowns 509 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,333 and also mole people. 510 00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,074 If mole people are real, then there's gotta be C.H.U.D.s. 511 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,467 What the hell are C.H.U.D.s? 512 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,251 I thought you were a science teacher. 513 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,036 All we wanted was a nice parade. 514 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,168 Look how scared you are now. 515 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,691 Do you really want to give this feeling 516 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,389 to a parade of little kids? 517 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,869 Yes! The big kids scared the crap out of us. 518 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,088 Yeah, we waited six years 519 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,698 to feel better about the whole thing. 520 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,091 But you won't. 521 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,356 Guys, I was in the same place you were. 522 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,141 Actually, for me, it was worse. 523 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,317 That's not possible. Oh, yeah? 524 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,232 After my She-Ra incident in first grade, 525 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,147 I dreaded the parade so much that I pretended to be sick 526 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,974 so I could stay home and miss it. 527 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,411 But that also meant my dad thought I was sick, 528 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:45,890 so I couldn't go trick-or-treating. 529 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,675 You missed out on a lot of Halloweens. 530 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:48,937 And the saddest part? 531 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,373 When I got to middle school, 532 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,462 I still wanted to trick-or-treat more than anything, 533 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,812 but instead, I just ended up teasing a bunch of little kids, 534 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:55,944 and that only made me feel worse. 535 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,381 So, then, how do we feel better? 536 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,818 You finally admit that you're not too cool for Halloween 537 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,994 and you go have the night of your lives. 538 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,389 LAINEY: That day, the kids learned 539 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,739 you're never too cool for Halloween. 540 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,306 But as for Coach, 541 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,308 he was worried he'd lost Aunt Julie forever. 542 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,615 Rick, about my policy... 543 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,095 I get it. 544 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,358 I got to choose between a job I love 545 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,316 and an aunt formerly known as Julie. 546 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,536 Well... 547 00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,015 I choose her. 548 00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:25,756 Wow. 549 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,888 That's major. 550 00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,542 I really like her, John. 551 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,414 Rick, whenever I make a new policy, 552 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,677 it's always for a good reason. 553 00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:36,767 Back when I was still teaching, I dated a student's mom, 554 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:39,248 and I fell for her hard. 555 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:42,251 But what I loved most was that suddenly, 556 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,427 I...felt like I had a family. 557 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,037 And that's what makes it hard 558 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,604 if it doesn't work out with Aunt Julie. 559 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,824 You don't just lose her. 560 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,696 You lose having that family that you fell in love with. 561 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,439 But you're not me. 562 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:57,832 So, as your friend, 563 00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:00,356 I will not stand in the way of your happiness. 564 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,315 But what about your policy? 565 00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:03,968 Let's just say I'm playing favorites. 566 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:07,146 ♪ It's not worth dyin' for 567 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:11,324 ♪ Yeah, I would fight for you 568 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,890 And so, Rick ran... 569 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,327 ♪ I'd lie for you ♪ 570 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,329 ...and ran 571 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,200 and ran 572 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,854 all the way to his Jenny. 573 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,682 Rick... I choose you. 574 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,466 What? You quit your job? 575 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,642 Sure did, for six seconds. 576 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:28,341 Then Glascott realized what you mean to me, 577 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,820 and he said, "Go to her." 578 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,779 And what do I mean to you? 579 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,520 You're my first couples costume. 580 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,827 Who the hell knows how this will turn out, 581 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,568 but I give you my word, 582 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,788 I'll do whatever it takes to make it work... 583 00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,268 Just Julie. 584 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,357 Don't you mean Aunt Julie? 585 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,836 No. 586 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,011 Just Julie. 587 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,103 ♪ Oh, you can't tell me... ♪ 588 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,671 That Halloween turned out to be one of the greatest ever. 589 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:56,456 Coach learned that in life, 590 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,458 you never know what you're gonna get. 591 00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,199 But if you follow your heart, 592 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:03,593 it'll lead you to exactly where you're meant to be. 593 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,813 Because that's the crazy thing about life. 594 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:08,163 It's full of changes. 595 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,948 At our school, what used to be some scary, old tradition 596 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:13,690 became one of our most joyful celebrations 597 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,910 that still lasts to this very day. 598 00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,042 As it turns out, no matter how old we get, 599 00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:21,045 there's still a kid inside all of us. 600 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,613 And that's something we should always remember to embrace. 601 00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:27,095 Because when we do, we can bring happiness and joy, 602 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:30,011 not just to others, but to ourselves. 603 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,814 Well, looks like I was wrong. 604 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,599 You really did give these kids their Halloween back. 605 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:55,341 Plus, Wilma gets to squeeze lots of cute kiddos, 606 00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,299 Cinoman gets to ham it up, and... 607 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,432 Look, Glascott's made a tiny astronaut friend. 608 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,216 We saved Halloween. 609 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,174 Not just theirs. 610 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,743 Now, if you'll excuse me, 611 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,876 I got some zombie walkin' to do. 612 00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,010 Brains... 613 00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:26,328 Oh, now the clapping stops? Keep it going! Yeah! 614 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,548 Brains!