1 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:04,526 LAINEY: Back in the '90s, there was nothing we all dreaded more 2 00:00:04,569 --> 00:00:06,310 than parent-teacher conferences. 3 00:00:06,354 --> 00:00:08,704 My classroom was filled with distractions, 4 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:10,793 so I always kept my expectations low. 5 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:12,360 So, Tom's been doing really well, 6 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:14,536 and I have seen so much growth from him this past year. 7 00:00:14,579 --> 00:00:16,668 As far as a plan moving forward... 8 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,235 Mr. Scott, you really want to play the drums, don't you? 9 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:20,237 Go ahead. 10 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:25,721 Each teacher had their own way to deal with parents. 11 00:00:25,764 --> 00:00:27,157 Coach Mellor took a hard line. 12 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:29,507 Now I know why Eric has no core strength. 13 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,640 It's not him, it's weak genes. 14 00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:33,685 Hopefully, you guys will be a little better at running laps. 15 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:35,383 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 16 00:00:35,426 --> 00:00:37,428 Whereas Wilma took the path of least resistance. 17 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:40,518 Karen is a joy to have in class and making steady progress. 18 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:42,303 Jessica is a joy to have in class 19 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:44,000 and making steady progress. 20 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,046 Logan is a joy to have in class 21 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,699 and making steady progress. 22 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:49,266 But it did come at a cost... [MUFFLED SCREAM] 23 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:50,485 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 24 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:52,922 [WHIMPERING] 25 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:56,839 But no one took more pride in his parent-teacher conferences than CB. 26 00:00:56,882 --> 00:00:58,058 He really went all out. 27 00:00:58,101 --> 00:01:01,061 Hey, CB. Or should I say, "Aloha." 28 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:02,236 You got the theme. 29 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:03,498 Does anyone not? 30 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:06,327 [GASPS] Oui, oui! Bonjour! 31 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:08,242 Ah, John, please feel free 32 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:09,939 to help yourself to some coconut shrimp. 33 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:10,722 [UKULELE MUSIC PLAYS] 34 00:01:10,766 --> 00:01:13,029 Mmm! 35 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,076 It's like a regular shrimp went on a tropical vacation in my mouth. 36 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:17,860 Plus this ukulele music. 37 00:01:17,903 --> 00:01:20,036 You're really capturing the spirit of the islands there, Johnny. 38 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,298 Mahalo. 39 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:22,560 Oh, and last but not least, 40 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:25,650 the "surf's up" backdrop with fun props for pictures. 41 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:27,783 Photo backdrop? [CHUCKLES] That's a little lame. 42 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:29,089 Are adults really gonna go for that? 43 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,395 Whoa! Hang ten, dudes! [CHUCKLES] 44 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:34,355 ♪ One of these days, you're gonna get outta here 45 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:37,488 ♪ Live your life and finally be free 46 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:40,578 ♪ Go where you wanna go, do what you wanna do 47 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:44,016 ♪ Someday, you will say "Those were the days" ♪ 48 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:46,410 LAINEY: It was March 25th, 1990-something 49 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:49,152 and Glascott had just returned from the state's annual principals' conference. 50 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:50,284 Good morning. 51 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:51,546 Oh, hey, John. 52 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:53,069 How was the Pennsylvania State Education 53 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,418 Leadership Conference weekend? 54 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:55,550 Ah, the P-SELC. 55 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:57,334 It was two wild nights, a wild day, 56 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,596 and one calm morning 57 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,382 at the beautiful Holiday Inn Express in Harrisburg. 58 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:02,861 Well, I should go prepare for my first class. 59 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:04,385 You're right, it does get crazy. 60 00:02:04,428 --> 00:02:05,516 Yeah, I didn't say anything about... 61 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,604 After checking in, 62 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:08,302 we all met at the hotel bar for Chardonnay, 63 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:10,608 made dinner out of the free hors d'oeuvres, 64 00:02:10,652 --> 00:02:13,002 and then took a dive into the indoor swimming pool. 65 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:14,090 If you know what I mean. 66 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,005 Usually, "if you know what I mean" 67 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:17,702 is preceded by innuendo 68 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:20,009 that could possibly be taken as interesting. 69 00:02:20,052 --> 00:02:21,402 I know what you mean. [CLICKS TONGUE] 70 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:23,578 Any school-related stuff come up?Absolutely. 71 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:24,927 There were several presentations 72 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:27,277 on innovative educational techniques... 73 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:29,323 Self-grading, circular classrooms, 74 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:30,889 Microsoft Encarta. 75 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:33,022 Oh, my favorite... Edible gardens. 76 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:35,024 Somebody say "edible gardens"? 77 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:36,852 Yes, a school garden where the kids can grow their own healthy foods. 78 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:38,549 I've been waiting for this day.Mm-hmm. 79 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:40,595 I shall set an example by growing my own food. 80 00:02:40,638 --> 00:02:42,292 I'll be the hero we've all been waiting for. 81 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:45,556 And the kids can study the chemicals in the soil and photosynthesis. 82 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,123 Oh, and I have a great idea for a scarecrow. 83 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,951 He's a veteran big city cop 84 00:02:48,994 --> 00:02:50,605 who's grown "too old for this [BLEEP]" 85 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:53,042 so he moves to the country for a quieter life. 86 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:55,653 All right, so, we all want the garden for different reasons. 87 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:57,481 ♪♪ 88 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:58,613 Hey, Mr. Brown. 89 00:02:58,656 --> 00:03:00,180 Hey, Weasel. 90 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:03,313 I was wondering, um, when my dad comes in tonight, 91 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:05,968 can you maybe skip the whole "really bad grades" part 92 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:08,144 and focus on the "gets to class on time" part? 93 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,494 But you're always late. Yeah, could you skip that part, too? 94 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:12,322 Weasel, telling your dad about your progress 95 00:03:12,366 --> 00:03:14,716 is kind of the whole point of the parent-teacher conference. 96 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:16,674 But he's so psyched about me going to college, 97 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,763 and, let's be real, he's gonna be super bummed 98 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:20,461 when he realizes I'm not smart enough. 99 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:21,766 Don't say that. You're smart. 100 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:23,159 You really think so? 101 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,683 College is in the cards for you. All right? 102 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,511 And I'm gonna help you through the application process. 103 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:28,686 I got your back, buddy. 104 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:31,123 Thanks, Mr. Brown. Happy to help. 105 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,951 All right. I'm gonna peel off here 106 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:34,649 because these pineapples are poking me in the nips. 107 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:36,781 That's cool. 108 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:38,653 LAINEY: Later that night, parent-teacher conferences were in full swing, 109 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:40,481 which meant CB was in his element. 110 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:41,699 Nice to meet you. 111 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,876 Oh, aloha! 112 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,443 Mr. Brown. [CHUCKLES] 113 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:49,403 We haven't met before. I'm Weasel's dad, Greg. 114 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:51,492 Nice to meet you. You can call me CB. 115 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:52,623 Come on in, take a seat. 116 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:57,541 [SIGHS] So, I saw he got that 68 on the last midterm. 117 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,064 Yeah, he normally does better than that. 118 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:00,631 Well, that could be on me. 119 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:02,285 The night before the test, I surprised him 120 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:03,939 with two tickets to Penn & Teller, 121 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:06,202 and, uh, we were out pretty late. 122 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,118 Wait, Penn & Teller? The masters of sarcastic magic? 123 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:11,163 Oh, man, the Ticketmaster guy 124 00:04:11,207 --> 00:04:12,643 told me that those shows were sold out 125 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:14,428 and no amount of my tears would change it. 126 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:16,647 Well, I'm the event coordinator at the Spectrum, 127 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:19,694 so I wind up getting all sorts of tickets... Ice Capades, 128 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:22,218 monster truck rallies, X Games... 129 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,655 The X Games happening right now?Yeah. 130 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:27,005 Have you seen BMX Street god Garrett Reynolds? 131 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:28,964 If you've seen BMX Street god Garrett Reynolds, 132 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:30,400 I will literally kill you. 133 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:33,751 Whoa. Beep, beep! Super fan coming through. 134 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:35,492 Honk! Would you like me to get you some tickets? 135 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:37,364 Kssh! "Uh, Earth to Greg. 136 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:39,017 "Uh, CB would love to get those tickets. 137 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:39,844 "It's his dream." Kssh! 138 00:04:39,888 --> 00:04:41,672 Kssh! "Greg here. 139 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:43,500 "Tickets are locked and ready for takeoff." 140 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:45,807 Kssh! [LAUGHS] 141 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,504 We play so well together. 142 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:49,289 Listen, about that 68. 143 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:50,551 Gosh, I wish there was a way 144 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:52,030 we could move him out of "D" 145 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:54,119 into... Into C-ville, you know? 146 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:57,297 Weasel's a good kid, and I suppose I can give him a little extra credit work, 147 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,211 hopefully get him on that train to C-ville. 148 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:01,039 I knew you were a cool guy. 149 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,172 I am. I'm a cool guy. 150 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:05,305 LAINEY: As CB met the friend of his dreams, 151 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:07,307 Mellor and Wilma were on cloud nine in their new garden. 152 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:11,963 What in the H-E-double canoe paddles is going on here? 153 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:14,488 I think you mean what's growing on here, Mr. Ball, 154 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:17,099 because this is our new edible, raised garden! 155 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:20,058 It's an amazing, hands-on educational experience for the students. 156 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:22,713 It's also smack dab in the middle of my parking spot! 157 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:24,933 You see that sign? It's perfectly clear... 158 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:27,718 "Reserved for board members." 159 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:29,720 Come on, Earl. Nobody parks in these spots anymore. 160 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:31,940 I know that 'cause a squirrel died here three years ago 161 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:33,724 and the skeleton just blew away last week. 162 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:35,030 Couldn't you just maybe park in the visitor's lot? 163 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:37,598 Visitor's lot? 164 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:42,037 Are you really suggesting that the former principal of this school for two decades 165 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,691 is a visitor? 166 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:46,824 Oh, hi, Earl. Are you here to get the "411" on the convention? 167 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,478 Because things got crazy. 168 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:50,219 They had a sign that said "No Diving." 169 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:51,655 This guy dove. 170 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:54,092 How could you let them put a garden in my parking spot? 171 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:57,531 Now, these two suggest I just take a visitor's spot. 172 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:59,141 Visitor's spot! 173 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:01,012 Homie don't play that. 174 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:03,580 Well, a garden is a wonderful learning tool, Earl. 175 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:07,105 That type of radical decision requires authorization. 176 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:09,194 Well, I thought it was such a slam dunk, I just moved ahead. 177 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:11,022 And Wilma and I agreed. 178 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:12,807 Oh, you and Wilma agreed? 179 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:15,375 Gosh, why didn't you tell me that to begin with? 180 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,072 Well, that changes nothing! 181 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:18,595 Now, as your superior, 182 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:20,858 and the reason why you have this job at all, 183 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:24,340 I expect you to take care of this tout suite. 184 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,777 Of course. I'll, uh... I'll have the garden removed. 185 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:28,257 Oh, hell no. Come on, John. 186 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:30,346 He's right. I should've followed the proper channels. 187 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,043 I'll go move my car, and you can take my space today. 188 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:35,307 What the hell just happened? 189 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:37,309 John's always like that when it comes to Ball. 190 00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:38,572 He never pushes back. 191 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:40,008 Well, you know who pushes back? 192 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:41,618 I'm guessing you? Me. 193 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:42,837 I guessed right. 194 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,187 ♪♪ 195 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:46,667 Go left, Johnny. Go left. 196 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:48,408 Yo, yo, yo! 197 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:50,322 Guess who went to the X Games last night? 198 00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:53,108 I hope it was you, otherwise your outfit's ridiculous for no reason. 199 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:55,327 It was me. Oh, and also, look at my swag bag. 200 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:56,459 Cool. What'd we get? 201 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:58,069 I got these gnarly shades. 202 00:06:58,113 --> 00:06:59,288 Pretty rad, I think, huh? 203 00:06:59,331 --> 00:07:01,290 Both gnarly and rad? 204 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:04,641 Oh, man. I gotta process this. 205 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:07,949 Oh, also, check out this extreme...mouse pad. 206 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:10,908 Huh? It's an extreme koozie. Yeah? 207 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:12,519 Can I get a what-what? 208 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:14,782 Sure, what-what makes these things extreme? 209 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:16,740 'Cause I got them at the X Games and they were extremely free. 210 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,568 How are you getting free stuff at the X Games? 211 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:20,701 Weasel's dad Greg took me. He's got connections. 212 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:22,833 Ohh, Weasel's dad. 213 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,922 I think the guy's a little shady.What? Why? 214 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:27,447 First of all, my friend Carla said so. Greg's her step-dad. 215 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:30,624 Duh. That's why she doesn't like him. Nobody likes step-dads. 216 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:34,454 They've got secrets and mysterious pasts and second families. 217 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:35,846 You watch a lot of Lifetime movies, don't you? 218 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:37,326 I do, yeah. 219 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:40,547 But I've met Greg, and he's the slick, connected, player type, 220 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:42,592 so I'm just not really sure why... 221 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:44,159 Why he'd wanna hang around with me? 222 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:45,465 Is that what you're... Is that what you're saying? 223 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,771 No, it is not. I... Um... 224 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,469 You know, you guys are always trying to push me 225 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:50,774 to do things outside of school, 226 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,384 and then when I finally do it, you want to stop me? 227 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:54,386 I'm just trying to help you out because I'm your friend. 228 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:55,997 I don't need to be looked out for, okay? 229 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,216 Because the only vibe that I get from Greg 230 00:07:58,260 --> 00:07:59,783 is that he's gnarly and rad. 231 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:01,611 Kind of like my extreme shades.[GLASSES TEMPLE CLATTERS] 232 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:03,526 But that's okay because I got 233 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,528 this extreme eyeglass repair kit. 234 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:06,703 [LID CLATTERS] 235 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:09,924 I-I-I can fix the lid with one of these. 236 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:11,926 ♪♪ 237 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:19,629 LAINEY: It had been a day since Glascott had given in to Ball's demands. 238 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:21,370 And it was really taking a toll on him. 239 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,328 You okay? Visitor parking is full. 240 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:25,156 I had to park over at Willow Grove Mall. 241 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,244 That's like two miles away. 242 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:27,550 Yeah, no Tae Bo for me tonight. 243 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,204 You should've stood up to Ball, John. 244 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:30,945 He was right. I need to follow proper protocol. 245 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:32,294 Protocol shmotocol! 246 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:33,861 By taking the first word 247 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:35,776 and rhyming it with a nonsensical second word, 248 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:38,518 I have conveyed my dismissive opinion of it. 249 00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:40,563 We had to get rid of the garden for right now, 250 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:43,174 but maybe after we go through the proper channels, we can get it back again. 251 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:44,828 Now, if you'll excuse me, 252 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:48,005 I need to go pre-arrange transportation back to my car for after work. 253 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,532 Nice try, but Ball has got a strange hold on him. 254 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,011 Well, then we'll have to do something. 255 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,752 Kill Ball? No! 256 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,233 Look, if we go get all the other members to agree to the garden, 257 00:08:58,276 --> 00:08:59,930 Ball's outvoted. 258 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,366 Right. We should do that first. 259 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,281 John will love that we did that.Mm-hmm. 260 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:05,980 You went to the Board? Why would you do that? 261 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,286 That's an odd way to display love.But it worked! 262 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:10,462 The Board gave up their parking spaces for the garden. 263 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:12,943 And Ball can't fight the rest of the board, so problem solved. 264 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:14,379 Yay. "Problem solved"? 265 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:15,642 Why is this happening? 266 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:19,471 Okay, long story short, this is now my office. 267 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,691 Well, actually, that's the entire story. 268 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:23,606 It's neither long nor has it been shortened. 269 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:24,999 Why are you doing this, Earl? 270 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,870 'Cause I directed you to remove the garden, 271 00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,306 and then Mork and Mindy here, 272 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,439 they went around behind your back and over my head. 273 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:32,397 You lost control of the faculty, John. 274 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:34,269 So I'm stepping in, I'm taking hold of the rudder 275 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:35,662 until the ship is righted. 276 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:38,012 This is not the outcome we foresaw. 277 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,187 Shazbot. 278 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,015 LAINEY: Mellor and Wilma's plan had backfired, 279 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:43,495 but CB was moving forward with his agreement to help Weasel. 280 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,323 All right, Weasel, let's take this college essay 281 00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:46,977 by the horns, all right? 282 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,936 We just got to find something that you can write five pages on. 283 00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:50,459 Five pages? 284 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:52,635 Dude, that's, like, a gazillion words. 285 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:53,462 Actually, it's about 1,200. 286 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,898 That's still a lot. 287 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:57,118 It's okay. We're gonna take it one step at a time here. 288 00:09:57,161 --> 00:10:00,034 So, we just got to find a topic that you connect with. 289 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:02,689 All right? So, let's see. Um... 290 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:05,387 How about "Biggest Obstacle You've Ever Encountered?" 291 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,954 That's easy. This essay. 292 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,085 We're not gonna do that. 293 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,653 How about "Most Exciting Place You've Ever Visited"? 294 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,612 Geno's Cheesesteaks. No, wait. 295 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:15,005 Pat's Cheesesteaks. No, wait. 296 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:17,704 Geno's has the cheesesteaks, but Pat's has the fries. 297 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,750 Gah! Moving on. 298 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:24,232 How about "Who Do You Admire Most And Why?" 299 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,582 I feel like you could connect to this one really well. 300 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,540 'Cause if I'm writing it, it's about your dad. 301 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:31,326 Yeah, maybe. Maybe? 302 00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:34,111 I mean, he is smart, he's funny, he's got a great job, 303 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,113 he knows famous people, he's got great hair. 304 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:37,462 He's pretty awesome. 305 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:39,856 If we're talking awesome dudes with great hair, 306 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,728 that's my best bud Ronnie all the way. 307 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:42,946 Uh, CB? 308 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,819 It seems Weasel's father is calling my phone for you. 309 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,298 Oh, yeah, I gave him your number 310 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,473 so he could reach me at any time. 311 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,693 Greg-ster, what's up, man? 312 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,695 Hey, is it okay if I give Ronnie your number? 313 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,262 No. That's okay. 314 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,437 He's usually right next to me. 315 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,178 You will not believe this. 316 00:10:57,221 --> 00:11:00,094 Greg just invited me to go see David Copperfield with him tonight. 317 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,574 Hey, my dad took me to that show a couple nights ago. 318 00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,707 He cuts a woman in half and then... 319 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:07,492 Well, I don't want to spoil it. 320 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:08,668 He puts her back together? 321 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,626 Oh, cool. You've seen it, too. 322 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,933 Not only am I going to go see David Copperfield, 323 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,978 but I am meeting him before the show. 324 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,893 And the Shiffmeister's gonna be there. 325 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,547 The West Wing's Richard Schiff? 326 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,505 No, Claudia Schiffer. That makes more sense. 327 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,899 Anyway, I got to skate on out of here, so... 328 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,684 So, we're done working on my college essay? 329 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,120 Weasel, one second on that. 330 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,774 Um, CB, can we have a quick chat in the hallway? 331 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:28,688 Yes. Mm-hmm. 332 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:31,908 What are you doing? 333 00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:33,431 You're just gonna leave Weasel high and dry? 334 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,303 Shoot. 335 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,435 Could you step in for me and help him with his college essay? 336 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:40,134 You teach reading and writing. I am the music teacher. 337 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,918 Well, the key word here is "teacher," so... [CLICKS TONGUE] 338 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,093 You got this. No. 339 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,530 I can't believe you're ditching Weasel for Greg. 340 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,054 Or are you just upset because he actually 341 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,012 likes hanging out with me?No. 342 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,840 I'm upset because you're acting more like Greg 343 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,407 than you are yourself. How do you figure? 344 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,583 Well, Greg took Weasel out when he should have been studying, 345 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:55,932 and now you're going out with Greg 346 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,586 when you should be helping Weasel study. 347 00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,631 No, see, I'm still helping. 348 00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,329 Weasel's writing about the person 349 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,287 that he admires most, which is Greg. 350 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,550 So by hanging out with him, I'll then gain information 351 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:06,900 about how admirable he is, 352 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,205 which I can then go and tell Weasel. 353 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,337 Whatever you wanna tell yourself. 354 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,904 Thank you! 355 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,819 LAINEY: CB wasn't changing his outlook. 356 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,168 But as for the principal's office, 357 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:16,431 it had undergone some minor changes of its own. 358 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,606 Can I help you, young man? 359 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,347 I need to see the principal. 360 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,131 And you've come to the right place. 361 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,046 How come you're out here and not in your office? 362 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,396 I felt I was too removed from the students and the faculty, 363 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,182 so I decided to climb down from my ivory tower 364 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,445 and, uh, become a man of the people again. 365 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,708 Also, Ball kicked him out of his office. 366 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,231 He's in there now. Yes. 367 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,843 That and a little bit of the ivory tower thing, too. 368 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,061 But I'm still your principal. 369 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,584 Is Martha the principal, too? 370 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:40,803 Yes! No, you're not. 371 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,457 Oh, I was unsure. 372 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,459 There's been a lot of changes recently. 373 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:47,767 Martha, I need to dictate a memo. 374 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:48,898 Go nuts. 375 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,205 Yes, I authorize that, Martha. 376 00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:54,730 The following policy changes go into effect immediately. 377 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,560 First, this school will no longer have a student suggestion box. 378 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,301 But that was my suggestion. 379 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:03,347 And that box is a great way for the students to feel 380 00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:05,349 as though they have a say in their own education. 381 00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,438 Yeah, it's a gone-zo. 382 00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,440 Next, we will no longer be holding 383 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,486 ice cream social Fridays. 384 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,749 Which day will it be on?Never day. 385 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,751 That's not a real day, and you know it. 386 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,840 And also that's my idea. 387 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,668 Next, I was thinking of doing away 388 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:22,932 with Glascott's "Good Guys and Great Gals" picture wall. 389 00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:26,327 All right, I'm beginning to think that this is personal, Earl. 390 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,459 You're clearly trying to undo everything that I've done 391 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:29,460 since I've become principal, 392 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,419 starting with the garden. 393 00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,421 Yes. That reminds me. 394 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,771 Martha, did you get the forklift to remove the garden 395 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,686 and put it in John's driveway? 396 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,775 Okay, Earl, I understand that you're upset about your parking spaces, 397 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,169 but this is too much. 398 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,736 ♪♪ 399 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:47,870 John, what's going on? 400 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,567 Ball finally pushed me too far. 401 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:50,394 And now you're pushing back. 402 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:51,918 Yes, I am. 403 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:54,529 Ooh, I love it when this happens.Me too. 404 00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:57,401 LAINEY: As Glascott was more fired up than ever before, 405 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,577 CB was pumped to hang out with his cool new friend. 406 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,101 This is the best. 407 00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,667 I can't believe I'm meeting David Copperfield tonight 408 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,887 and David Copperfield's supermodel girlfriend. 409 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,019 What should I say, by the way? 410 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:09,109 CB, relax. David and Claudia are normal people. 411 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,588 They put on their skin-tight leather pants 412 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,199 one leg at a time, just like you and me. 413 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,331 Phew! That's good to hear. You'll be fine. 414 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,159 I mean, it's not like you're some nerdy fanboy 415 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,161 who's gonna do some lame magic trick in front of him. 416 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,249 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES] 417 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,295 Of course not! 418 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,819 That would be so ridiculous, wouldn't it? [CHUCKLES] 419 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,214 Greg, G, I just wanted to say thank you for all this. 420 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:30,957 Between tonight and the X Games, I just... I really owe you one. 421 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,349 That's what friends are for, right? 422 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,438 Absolutely. I mean, it's a two-way street. 423 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,310 You'll find a way to pay me back.Yeah, of course. 424 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,094 I mean, I don't know what I could possibly offer you 425 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,791 that's gonna compete with all this, but... 426 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:42,142 Actually, I just thought of something. 427 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,535 Maybe you could do me another solid with Weasel. 428 00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,102 Oh, yeah, absolutely. You name it. 429 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,321 I appreciate you helping him 430 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,149 with his college essay and everything. 431 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,107 It's just that he might need more than a little nudge. 432 00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:53,153 So, you're asking me to...what? 433 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:56,547 I mean, maybe you could write it for him. 434 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,854 No, that... That's plagiarism. 435 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:02,031 That's the biggest crime an English teacher could possibly commit. 436 00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,728 Full disclosure, I took that sentence 437 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,034 from my college English professor. 438 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,166 Those are not my words. 439 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,384 Okay, how about this? 440 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,864 What if he held the pencil and wrote 441 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,997 while you dictated the words? 442 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,956 That way, he'd be writing it himself. 443 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,089 Then we'd be square for everything. 444 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,655 Greg, have you been inviting me to hang out with you 445 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,657 because you want me to cheat for your son? 446 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:24,053 Cheating, helping, it's the way of the world. [CHUCKLES] 447 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,620 Well, I thought it was a different deal, 448 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,230 where we were friends, but I-I guess not. 449 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,711 All right. I feel really stupid. 450 00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,321 Say hi to David for me, okay? 451 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,979 LAINEY: Glascott had finally taken a stand against Ball, 452 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,720 and he was going to do the same for the garden. 453 00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,113 I'm proud of you, John. 454 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:42,028 It's good to see the big dog still has bite. 455 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,117 And I'm proud of you for fighting for our garden. 456 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,641 Although you could have chained yourself to something more sturdy. 457 00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,643 You think I shoulda went with the bean trellis? 458 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:49,818 Seems like a lateral move. 459 00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:50,819 [FORKLIFT APPROACHING] 460 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,476 What the hell? 461 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,913 Hey, I got orders to forklift that garden out of here. 462 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,828 I've been good to you all these years, Johnny. 463 00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,830 How can you take Earl Ball's side? 464 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:04,528 I'm just a workin' man trying to stay employed to pay my rent. 465 00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:07,270 If I'm a day late, my mom will put my ass out on the streets. 466 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,924 She's tough, but fair. 467 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,317 Uh-oh. Ball's coming in hot. 468 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,450 John! What's going on here? 469 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,409 Please stop this. I can't. 470 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:16,671 I dropped the key in the dirt, 471 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,629 and then I was trying to find the key, 472 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:19,848 and I kicked more dirt around, 473 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,676 so I can't find the key. 474 00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,157 This is insane. Now, get out of here 475 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,854 so Johnny can haul this out of here. 476 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,247 [FORKLIFT ENGINE STARTS] 477 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,858 I'm principal here, Earl, not you. 478 00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,512 And who got you that job, John? 479 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,904 You did. That's right. 480 00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:35,951 But that was years ago, and you won't let me forget it. 481 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,519 And all this time, I felt like I owed you for this job. 482 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:39,868 But you know what, Earl? 483 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,304 I earned this job. 484 00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,176 Bring it, John. Tell him, John! 485 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:46,092 And the only people a principal owes anything to 486 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,790 are my staff and my students. 487 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,662 [APPLAUSE] 488 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,753 They tell you that at the conference? 489 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,407 No, Earl. 490 00:16:57,451 --> 00:17:00,280 You told me that when you gave me this job. 491 00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,456 ♪♪ 492 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,851 Johnny, we're done here. 493 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,290 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 494 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:14,903 You did it, John. 495 00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:17,079 That's great. Thank you, everyone. 496 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:20,300 Now, everyone grab a hoe and help me find the key. 497 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,302 ♪♪ 498 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,567 So, how was the night with Greg? 499 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,047 Hope it was worth it. 500 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,919 Um, it wasn't, because you were right. 501 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,399 Uh, Greg was using me. 502 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,488 He asked me to write Weasel's college essay for him. 503 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:37,186 I'm sorry. Eh, I guess I'm just a gullible idiot 504 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,928 for thinking a guy like him would wanna hang around with me. 505 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,712 You are a way better guy than Greg. 506 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,366 It's his loss he doesn't get to hang around with you. 507 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:44,802 Then how come last night, he partied 508 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,761 with David Copperfield and Claudia Schiffer 509 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,110 and I just went straight home and watched 510 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,243 a Boy Meets World marathon on cable? 511 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,158 Because he's a user and a d-bag 512 00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,115 and you're a sweet, trusting guy 513 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,812 who always sees the best in people. 514 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,553 Honestly, it's, like, my favorite thing about you. 515 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,512 Thank you. That's very sweet. 516 00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,209 I just can't believe I let Weasel down 517 00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:03,038 just to hang with a guy I thought was cool at a cool event. 518 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,954 First... Not that cool of an event. At all. 519 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:06,868 Yeah, but I heard he made the crack 520 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,043 in the Liberty Bell disappear. 521 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,175 Yeah, when it's under the blanket, 522 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,524 he spins it around to the other side. 523 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,525 Big whoop. No. 524 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,614 N... 525 00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,572 Oh. Yeah. 526 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,357 But the showmanship, though. 527 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,272 And second, you still have plenty of time 528 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,490 to make things right with Weasel. 529 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:21,796 Thanks, Lain. 530 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,276 Now go work your magic. 531 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,581 Okay. 532 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,366 ♪♪ 533 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:30,196 John, you were right. 534 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,894 I was trying to undo all of your hard work. 535 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,504 Why would you do that, Earl? 536 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,158 I think [SIGHS] lately, I've been feeling 537 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:39,118 more and more like a ceremonial figurehead. 538 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,599 Regal in stature, but still ultimately symbolic. 539 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,210 Not unlike the Queen of England. 540 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,864 But people love the Queen. And her namesake band. 541 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,693 Well, it's just I miss being a principal so much 542 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,653 and... And making a difference in the way you do every day 543 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,133 since you've been principal. 544 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:57,745 And... I guess that parking spot? 545 00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:01,096 Parking spot was my last real connection to this school. 546 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,838 And when you guys put a garden on it, it just... 547 00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:06,362 Hey, Earl, without you, 548 00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,582 the school wouldn't be what it is today. 549 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,061 You planted the seeds. 550 00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,411 I'm just here tending the garden. 551 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:13,717 Thank you very much, John. 552 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,241 Yeah. 553 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,590 So, will you name the garden after me? 554 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,026 Sure. 555 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,897 And if you're not too busy, 556 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,160 you wanna stick around and get some coffee? 557 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,900 I'd love to give you the 4-1-1 558 00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:25,120 on what went down at the principals' conference. 559 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,643 I would love that. Thank you. 560 00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:27,905 Well, first off, they still give you 561 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,168 the extra mint under your pillow, 562 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,952 but you got to call ahead and ask for it, 563 00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:31,822 if you know what I mean. 564 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,998 Oh, my. [CHUCKLES] 565 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,958 LAINEY: Sometimes in life, you have to take a stand for what you believe in, 566 00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:39,482 even if it means standing up to one of your closest friends. 567 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:43,747 ♪ Slip inside the eye of your mind 568 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,575 LAINEY: 'Cause even though it can be intimidating, 569 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:48,622 when you persevere, there's no greater feeling in the world. 570 00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:51,712 ♪♪ 571 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,583 Because you know in your heart it's the right thing to do. 572 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,892 So don't be scared. 573 00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,807 Because the truth is, 574 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:02,462 new and exciting things will grow out of the situation 575 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,073 or maybe even blossom bigger than ever. 576 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:08,381 ♪ ...slides away 577 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,773 ♪ But don't look back in anger 578 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,340 Weasel. 579 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:12,733 How'd the essay go about your dad? 580 00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:13,951 I think you should just read it. 581 00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:17,999 Oh, my gosh. 582 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,087 ♪ I heard you say ♪ 583 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,698 You wrote this about me? 584 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:24,135 What can I say? You're a huge inspiration to me. 585 00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:28,227 In the end, you'll realize that it was all worth it. 586 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,533 ♪♪ 587 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:31,491 [CHUCKLES] 588 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,757 Okay, so we all agree that Greg turned out to be... 589 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,499 A huge douche, yeah. Yes, el douche grande. 590 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,719 That aside, he did have some very cool accoutrement 591 00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,504 that I feel like I can pull off. 592 00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:45,896 Oh, like the bitchin' outfit you're wearing right now? 593 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:46,984 Like this hat. 594 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,247 Does that come with a paper route? 595 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,074 Gold hoop earring. He only gave you one? 596 00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:51,859 Bam. Fanny pack. 597 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:54,035 German virgin who's on a trip with his family. 598 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,863 What about this pager? Cool! 599 00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,256 Five years ago. 600 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,258 Also, super-stylin' Mandarin collar. 601 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,868 I hate that on you. All right. 602 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,348 Attention, all! 603 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:05,046 The harvest from my section of the garden has arrived. 604 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,787 I give you nature's bounty! 605 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,050 Oh, my gosh. I didn't know we planted baby corn. 606 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,008 No, that's just corn. 607 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:13,663 I don't get it. I thought I saw some great vegetables. 608 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:16,057 Unfortunately, the bus parks next to my box, 609 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,450 blocking any direct sunlight. 610 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,495 Oh! Cute little blueberries? 611 00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,497 I didn't know you were planting these. 612 00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:22,542 That's hard gum.