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So boys, tell me,
why do you wanna adopt?

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You haven't mentioned-

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What you take me for?

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Gabriel, there's something
you're not telling me.

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The last time was years ago.

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There's no problem any more.

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I just think a child needs a mother.

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No, Emrys, a child needs love.

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Oh, shit!

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Hi.

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[Claire] He's my biggest achievement.

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Let's do it.

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(whimsical music)

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♪ Once I believed that
when love came to me ♪

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♪ It would come with
rockets, bells, and poetry ♪

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♪ But with me and you ♪

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♪ It just started quietly and grew ♪

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♪ And believe it or not ♪

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♪ Now there's something groovy and good ♪

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♪ About whatever we've got ♪

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♪ And it's getting better ♪

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♪ Growing stronger, warm and wilder ♪

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♪ Getting better every
day, better every day ♪

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♪ I don't feel all turned
on and starry eyed ♪

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♪ I just feel a sweet
contentment deep inside ♪

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♪ Holding you at night just
feels kind of natural and right ♪

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♪ And it's not hard to see ♪

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♪ That it isn't half of what
it's gonna turn out to be ♪

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♪ And it's getting better ♪

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♪ Growing stronger, warm and wilder ♪

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♪ Getting better every
day, better every day ♪

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♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

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♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪

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[Jackie] He's got your eyes, Gabe.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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He's started looking like you, you know?

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I see it all the time.

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Bump into families a few years later

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and they'll all be the same, smitten.

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Like dogs and their owners.

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You're not gonna say
that in there, are you?

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No.

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Hello there, you must be-

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Hi, yes, I'm Andy, and this is Gabe.

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Hi.

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Lovely to meet you
both, I'm Steve Thompson,

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I'll be trailing your
matching panel today,

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and don't worry, there's
nothing to be nervous about.

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All right.

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(light music)

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Carrie Swells, social worker.

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Jennifer Ainsley, panel advisor.

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Dr. Zabani, medical advisor.

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Maria Johnson, foster carer.

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Jason Owens, legal representative.

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Leah Evans, panel organiser.

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Hewitt Jones, family finder.

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Sheila Perry, Jake's social worker.

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Jackie Booth, Gabe and
Andy's social worker.

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Gabriel-

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You don't have to introduce yourself.

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And you already know who I
am, so let's begin, shall we?

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So we're under no illusion
that this is gonna be easy

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by any means, but well, we think we know

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what we're getting
ourselves into, right, Gabe?

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And we've just be fully
prepare for that challenge.

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Thank you, Andy.

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I hope you don't mind, Gabriel,

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but the next question's
actually just for you.

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[Emrys] Because a child needs a mother.

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Pardon?

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A child needs-

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Another glass of water?

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Yes.

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Yes, thank you.

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So Gabriel, we understand
that you've been dealing

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with some challenging
addiction problems in the past,

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and let me be the first
to congratulate you

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on coming through on that.

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But as you know, adopting a
young boy with Jake's needs,

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now that can be incredibly stressful.

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Just how confident are you
that you won't have a relapse?

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Are you still with us, Gabe?

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Absolutely.

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Look, of course you have concerns.

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I had concerns too when
I started this process,

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but Jackie...

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Don't get embarrassed now,
Jackie, when I say this,

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but she has been totally amazing.

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Yes.

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She's made me see
how my past experiences

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are actually useful here,

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'cause I know what it is
to live through trauma.

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I've seen some dark days.

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I'm doing okay now.

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In fact, if it doesn't make me sound

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like a massive showoff, I'd
say I was doing brilliantly.

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Oh wait, I'm a performer extraordinaire.

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I am a massive showoff.
(group laughing)

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So all right, if I must,
I am thriving, actually,

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and I know that I can
use what I've learned

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when parenting Jake.

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'Cause I know how much patience,

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acceptance, empathy matters,
how much love matters.

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I know that from experience.

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And between our friends, our parents,

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we have a solid support network in place,

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so I'm not worried, Andy's not worried,

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Jackie believes in me,

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so all I can do now is ask
you humbly, but hopefully,

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to believe in me as well.

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I should get an Oscar for that.

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How about a Jake?

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(both laughing)

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I knew you could do it!

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You buggers!

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(Sheila speaking Welsh)

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He's a lucky boy.

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Oh, come here, we're
the lucky ones, right?

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Of course, but this is
probably Jake's last chance.

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Okay, ta-ta.

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She's been with him from the beginning,

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got him out of there.

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Right.

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But anyway, today's a good day.

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Yes, it is.

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Celebrate.

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Get your kicks in where you can, boys.

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You deserve it.

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Thank you, Jackie.

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What? (laughs)

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Let's put her out of her misery.

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[Gabe] She's gonna totally lose it.

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[Andy] Good news, Mom.

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[Andy's Mother] Yes!

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(Andy and Gabe laughing)

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I knew it, I knew it!

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She's happy.

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Ready?

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Of course they said yes.

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(group cheering)

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Open the fucking champagne,
they're with child, darling!

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They're with child!

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(Emrys and Gabe speaking Welsh)

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All right.

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(gentle music)

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(upbeat music)

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What did he say?

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He's happy.

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Another round?

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Oh, I've had my limit, but he hasn't.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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You know how much I hate
waking up with a hangover.

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(alarm ringing)
(phone vibrating)

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(light music)

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Did I rim you last night?

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(Gabe laughs)

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Fucking tequila.

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Do people start rimming
when they're parents?

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I stop rimming when I was 16.

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Get me my toothbrush.

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Oh, for Jake's book.

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Who wouldn't want her for a nana?

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Has Dad sent his yet?

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(sighs) Don't get cross.

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Oh, for fuck's sake, he
looks like a serial killer.

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We'll go down Saturday.

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Come on, baby.

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It's time we introduced him to Jake.

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(birds chirping)

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It won't bite, Dad.

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Oh, they dressed him nicely.

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What did you expect, a sack?

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Apparently, the only way Claire

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could get him to stand
still was by bribing him

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with a bar of chocolate. (chuckles)

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That's what he's looking
at there behind the camera.

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Be careful with that, you
don't want him getting fat.

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Is Jake short for anything?

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Why?

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Well, I just was wondering

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if that's what you were gonna call him.

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What else would we call him?

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I don't know.

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Something Welsh?

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We can't change his name, Dad.

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It's his identity, it's who he is.

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You changed yours, Gabriel.

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But that was my choice, wasn't it?

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Well, actually, we were thinking

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we might take another photo of Tadcu,

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seeing as we're here, for the book.

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Tadcu?

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It's what we thought he'd call you,

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if that's okay with you.

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Gabe said it's what he
called his granddad.

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I'm sorry, did I pronounce it wrong?

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No, no, you pronounced
it beautifully, Andy.

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Fuck's sake, Dad.

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A woman's work is never done.

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(water rushing)

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Oh, lovely, Emrys.

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Would you like to see it?

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No, you're all right.

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But seeing as we're alone,

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there's a hole in my pocket,
it's a real nuisance,

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but I've been struggling
with my eyes recently,

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and I was wondering if
you might sew it for me.

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Why don't you ask Gabriel?

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You do know that Gabe makes
all of his own costumes,

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don't you, Emrys?

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Does he?

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Yeah, they're astonishing.

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Still, I'd rather you did it,

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if it's all right with you.

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And there's no reason to tell Gabriel,

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he doesn't need to know.

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Why don't we give Jake
a Welsh middle name?

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I'm not doing that
just to please my dad.

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It wouldn't be to please your dad.

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Look, I know you think you
don't want Jake to speak Welsh-

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We're not sending him to
a Welsh language school.

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Wait, hear me out.

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He'd have enough to deal with

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without learning another language as well.

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But I've looked into it,

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and there's an emersion unit
in Gabalfa he'd go to first-

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I said no.

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You'll never understand.

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Try me.

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Growing up, I always
struggled with Welsh.

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Every word is gendered,

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so it's hardly queer friendly, is it?

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And it's got all these grammatical rules,

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so it's easy to get things wrong

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and my dad was constantly correcting me.

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Teaching you.

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Correcting me.

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And the only gays I'd
see when I was growing up

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were either paedophiles,
murdered in toilets,

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or fucking Skeleton from "SuperTed."

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Trying growing up in Northern Ireland.

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I just didn't feel like
I could be queer in Welsh.

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And plus I don't like
the Welsh words for gay.

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Gwrywgydwyr, man gripper,
makes me sound like a JCB.

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Or hoyw, hoyw, it just sounds so gay.

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And what's wrong with that,

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you self-hating homophobe?

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I like hoyw, it's beautiful.

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Hoyw, hoyw, hoyw.

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It's erotic, gives me a hard-on.

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Well, it turns me right off.

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So when I came out to my dad,

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I couldn't decide which one to use,

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so I ended up coming out in English.

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(Gabe and Emrys speaking Welsh)

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He misheard me, so he said it was okay.

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I ended up having to come out twice.

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The second time was much worse.

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So forgive me if I don't want
our son learning a language

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which has discluded and
rejected me all my life.

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Well, that isn't true.

263
00:16:06,927 --> 00:16:09,667
Come on, coming out in any
language is gonna be hard.

264
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:12,387
Your issue isn't Welsh,
your issue is your dad.

265
00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:14,427
It's the same bloody thing.

266
00:16:14,527 --> 00:16:18,868
But your dad hasn't
rejected you, Gabriel,

267
00:16:18,968 --> 00:16:21,288
and it's your mother tongue.

268
00:16:22,768 --> 00:16:27,768
(Gabe's parents singing in Welsh)

269
00:16:37,048 --> 00:16:39,048
Gabe?

270
00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:41,629
Mother tongue is sexist.

271
00:16:41,729 --> 00:16:44,069
(Andy scoffs)

272
00:16:44,168 --> 00:16:45,989
Did you use a filter on this?

273
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,769
(Andy chuckles)

274
00:16:49,649 --> 00:16:51,469
[Andy's Mother] Yoo-hoo, don't mind me,

275
00:16:51,569 --> 00:16:53,989
I'm just having a wink here, all right?

276
00:16:54,088 --> 00:16:55,709
Hi, Mom.

277
00:16:55,809 --> 00:16:57,809
Fucking hell!

278
00:16:59,329 --> 00:17:01,330
[Andy] Mother?

279
00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:07,990
Now there's no need
to be embarrassed, boys.

280
00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:10,510
You've been through our sex drawer?

281
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,310
Well, I didn't know
it was your sex drawer

282
00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:13,430
until I opened it, did I?

283
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:16,510
Point is, if I could find
your treasures, so can Jake.

284
00:17:16,610 --> 00:17:18,150
Have to think about these things,

285
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,071
now you'll have to find
somewhere new to keep your toys.

286
00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:22,951
Anyway, can't imagine you
use all of these, do you?

287
00:17:23,051 --> 00:17:25,751
We might as well have a wee clear out.

288
00:17:25,851 --> 00:17:28,371
All right, keep, tip, recycle.

289
00:17:29,731 --> 00:17:31,951
I could always bring it
home if you don't want.

290
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:32,791
Mom!

291
00:17:32,891 --> 00:17:35,711
(laughs) I'm only joking.

292
00:17:35,811 --> 00:17:36,551
Or am I?

293
00:17:36,651 --> 00:17:38,711
Better be, typically it's new.

294
00:17:38,811 --> 00:17:40,812
Oh my actual god.

295
00:17:41,732 --> 00:17:43,952
Go, have a look in the front room.

296
00:17:44,052 --> 00:17:47,952
I got a few wee bits and bobs for Jake.

297
00:17:48,052 --> 00:17:50,892
This is not a few bits and bobs.

298
00:17:54,972 --> 00:17:56,192
I got excited.

299
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,392
But he'll come with his own stuff, Mom.

300
00:17:58,492 --> 00:18:01,713
And I already bought him a
few extra things from us.

301
00:18:01,813 --> 00:18:03,913
Have you?

302
00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:06,013
Yeah.

303
00:18:07,973 --> 00:18:10,833
[Gabe] This isn't a few extra things.

304
00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:12,353
I got excited.

305
00:18:12,453 --> 00:18:15,153
[Gabe] I thought we
were doing this together.

306
00:18:15,253 --> 00:18:16,753
[Andy's Mother] What are
you gonna do for a bed?

307
00:18:16,853 --> 00:18:17,633
Do you want me to-

308
00:18:17,733 --> 00:18:18,913
[Andy] No, I've already
had a look around Ikea.

309
00:18:19,013 --> 00:18:19,933
[Andy's Mother] Oh,
are these the colours

310
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,793
you're thinking of?

311
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,434
Not that, that will get grubby so quickly.

312
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:23,274
But maybe-

313
00:18:23,374 --> 00:18:25,394
Oh, for God's sake, Mom, back off.

314
00:18:25,494 --> 00:18:27,994
You need to let us do this on our own.

315
00:18:28,094 --> 00:18:31,194
Sorry, love, it's just I never thought

316
00:18:31,294 --> 00:18:33,634
I was gonna be a nana.

317
00:18:33,734 --> 00:18:36,154
When did you get this wardrobe?

318
00:18:36,254 --> 00:18:38,254
I built it yesterday.

319
00:18:39,334 --> 00:18:40,674
Looks like you and I both

320
00:18:40,774 --> 00:18:44,395
are gonna have to get used to
being a spare part, eh, Gabe?

321
00:18:44,495 --> 00:18:47,235
[Gabe] This is where we cook, Jake.

322
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,755
Dad's a brilliant cook.

323
00:18:49,855 --> 00:18:52,315
You can help make them
with me, if you'd like.

324
00:18:52,415 --> 00:18:54,495
And I'll help eat them.

325
00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:58,555
[Andy] Lucky I'd made
plenty, Gabe ate five.

326
00:18:58,655 --> 00:19:01,996
(Andy's mother laughing)

327
00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:04,676
Just gonna pick up our wages.

328
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:06,776
Don't wait up.

329
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,116
(crowd laughing)

330
00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,356
And with that I've developed
somewhat of a foot fetish.

331
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:16,396
By foot fetish, okay, I don't
just mean a toe in the mouth.

332
00:19:16,496 --> 00:19:17,396
No.

333
00:19:17,496 --> 00:19:19,916
(crowd laughing)

334
00:19:20,016 --> 00:19:20,916
It's true.

335
00:19:21,016 --> 00:19:23,157
He said he preferred the girth.

336
00:19:23,257 --> 00:19:25,957
And to what do we owe this pleasure?

337
00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:29,157
(Fanny Ample speaking in Welsh)

338
00:19:29,257 --> 00:19:31,517
If I could call you Grandma.

339
00:19:31,617 --> 00:19:33,557
Touche.

340
00:19:33,657 --> 00:19:37,177
Jesus, Gabriel, I thought you were dead.

341
00:19:38,017 --> 00:19:39,997
Sent you a wreath last week.

342
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:41,477
No, I'm only teasing.

343
00:19:41,577 --> 00:19:43,358
Gabe's not dead, he's a dad.

344
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,158
(crowd exclaiming)

345
00:19:45,258 --> 00:19:47,758
(crowd applauding)

346
00:19:47,858 --> 00:19:49,958
Gabe and his hero of a partner Andy

347
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,238
have somehow managed to
convince social services

348
00:19:52,338 --> 00:19:53,718
to trust them with a child.

349
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:54,718
(crowd exclaiming)

350
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,758
Yeah, so their lives may as well be over.

351
00:19:56,858 --> 00:19:58,118
(crowd laughing)

352
00:19:58,218 --> 00:20:01,138
(crowd applauding)

353
00:20:04,339 --> 00:20:05,839
You couldn't catch me with a child.

354
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:07,999
My brother's enough of
a fucking liability.

355
00:20:08,099 --> 00:20:10,859
(crowd laughing)

356
00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:15,279
Why do you have such of a February face?

357
00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:18,859
So full of frost, of storm and cloudiness?

358
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,320
(speaking Welsh)

359
00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:42,140
And now, dear Peter,
it's time you grew up.

360
00:20:44,141 --> 00:20:46,681
What if I'm shit at it?

361
00:20:49,221 --> 00:20:51,221
But look at me now!

362
00:21:47,024 --> 00:21:51,344
Then my darling, at least
he'll have fabulous taste.

363
00:21:57,184 --> 00:21:59,744
(gentle music)

364
00:22:11,345 --> 00:22:16,245
♪ I tried to discover ♪

365
00:22:16,345 --> 00:22:21,345
♪ A little something to make me sweeter ♪

366
00:22:22,185 --> 00:22:26,986
♪ Oh baby, refrain from
breaking my heart ♪

367
00:22:33,106 --> 00:22:38,106
♪ I'm so in love with you ♪

368
00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:43,666
♪ I'll be forever blue ♪

369
00:22:44,506 --> 00:22:47,167
♪ That you gimme no reason ♪

370
00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:51,727
♪ Why you're making me work so hard ♪

371
00:22:51,827 --> 00:22:56,827
♪ That you gimme no ♪

372
00:22:57,387 --> 00:23:02,387
♪ Soul, I hear you calling ♪

373
00:23:06,228 --> 00:23:11,228
♪ Oh baby, please, give
a little respect to me ♪

374
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:32,329
Now we're all here,

375
00:23:32,429 --> 00:23:34,449
Claire, do you want to
lead on the practicality

376
00:23:34,549 --> 00:23:37,969
seeing as how you've done
this hundreds of times before?

377
00:23:38,069 --> 00:23:42,209
Good, I can't bear fanning
around in planning meetings.

378
00:23:42,309 --> 00:23:44,409
Grab your pen, boys.

379
00:23:44,509 --> 00:23:48,270
Take a deep breath,
welcome to introductions.

380
00:23:49,550 --> 00:23:52,530
Monday, I want you at
mine 10:00 o'clock sharp.

381
00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:53,570
Don't be late.

382
00:23:53,670 --> 00:23:54,810
He'll have been up since six
(Jake knocking)

383
00:23:54,910 --> 00:23:56,130
waiting for you.

384
00:23:56,230 --> 00:23:57,730
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, Jake.

385
00:23:57,830 --> 00:23:59,830
All right.

386
00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:02,150
Be careful, boys.

387
00:24:02,870 --> 00:24:06,410
Two hours will be quite
enough on the first day,

388
00:24:06,510 --> 00:24:09,251
because the next day,
you can stay for lunch,

389
00:24:09,351 --> 00:24:12,091
see how I do things, meet the whole gang.

390
00:24:12,191 --> 00:24:13,211
Oh, I don't like them.

391
00:24:13,311 --> 00:24:15,571
People who don't eat their greens.

392
00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:17,671
Neither do I.

393
00:24:18,471 --> 00:24:21,611
Clear your plates, boys, or
there won't be any pudding.

394
00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:23,711
[Jake] Yay!

395
00:24:27,071 --> 00:24:29,372
[Claire] It'll be an
even earlier start for you

396
00:24:29,472 --> 00:24:32,572
the following day, 'cause
I'll need you there for-

397
00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,532
(gentle music)

398
00:24:34,632 --> 00:24:36,872
Good morning, sweetheart.

399
00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:43,112
Aw, hey.

400
00:24:47,272 --> 00:24:49,933
[Claire] But be warned,
he'll start testing you

401
00:24:50,033 --> 00:24:51,693
as the week goes on.

402
00:24:51,793 --> 00:24:54,193
Claire let's me have sugar.

403
00:24:56,313 --> 00:24:59,013
Oh, no, no, no, no, you said no sugar,

404
00:24:59,113 --> 00:25:01,052
so it's no sugar.

405
00:25:01,153 --> 00:25:03,153
Your rules now, Daddy.

406
00:25:05,993 --> 00:25:07,053
Jake?

407
00:25:07,153 --> 00:25:07,973
Jake?

408
00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:08,854
Jake?

409
00:25:08,954 --> 00:25:11,614
[Claire] By now, you'll
be taking him out all day.

410
00:25:11,714 --> 00:25:13,714
[Jake] Dads!

411
00:25:14,354 --> 00:25:16,254
I wanna go now, now!

412
00:25:16,354 --> 00:25:17,414
(child crying)

413
00:25:17,514 --> 00:25:19,994
Which one of you is his dad?

414
00:25:22,794 --> 00:25:24,794
We both are.

415
00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:27,814
[Claire] Then that evening,

416
00:25:27,914 --> 00:25:30,135
you'll do the bedtime routine with me.

417
00:25:30,235 --> 00:25:32,055
Bath, not shower.

418
00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:36,215
Boys smell, always better
to submerge their bits.

419
00:25:36,315 --> 00:25:37,575
You wanna?

420
00:25:37,675 --> 00:25:39,675
It's fine.

421
00:25:40,075 --> 00:25:42,575
(alarm beeping)
(phone vibrating)

422
00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:44,215
[Claire] Then the next day,

423
00:25:44,315 --> 00:25:48,075
we will come to you
all's for the first time.

424
00:25:53,076 --> 00:25:55,256
(doorbell rings)

425
00:25:55,356 --> 00:25:56,096
Hi.

426
00:25:56,196 --> 00:25:58,196
[Andy And Gabe] Hey.

427
00:26:01,156 --> 00:26:03,676
Come on, your bedroom first.

428
00:26:07,156 --> 00:26:09,757
(gentle music)

429
00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:24,917
Do you like it, Jake?

430
00:26:27,997 --> 00:26:29,578
I bloody love it.

431
00:26:29,678 --> 00:26:31,058
(Gabe laughs)

432
00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:34,938
Do you wanna hear the
sharp side of my tongue?

433
00:26:35,038 --> 00:26:37,038
Your job now, not mine.

434
00:26:40,038 --> 00:26:42,758
[Andy] First one to Billy wins!

435
00:26:47,998 --> 00:26:49,138
You okay?

436
00:26:49,238 --> 00:26:51,239
Be careful, Jake.

437
00:26:51,759 --> 00:26:52,499
Okay.

438
00:26:52,599 --> 00:26:53,699
[Gabe] Make sure he doesn't-

439
00:26:53,799 --> 00:26:54,579
Okay, Gabe.

440
00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:55,419
There's no room.

441
00:26:55,519 --> 00:26:56,259
[Andy] Gabe, come on.

442
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:57,219
Andy, there's no room, it's fine.

443
00:26:57,319 --> 00:26:58,299
Okay, all right.

444
00:26:58,399 --> 00:26:59,419
Okay, you ready?
- I'll get a picture.

445
00:26:59,519 --> 00:27:00,939
Let's get a photo, okay?

446
00:27:01,039 --> 00:27:02,659
(Jake and Andy laughing)

447
00:27:02,759 --> 00:27:03,539
Cheese.

448
00:27:03,639 --> 00:27:05,699
[Andy And Jake] Cheese!

449
00:27:05,799 --> 00:27:08,479
Yes! (laughs)

450
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,120
(tense music)

451
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,540
Just popping into Neverland,

452
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,100
I'm sorting out my costume for Friday.

453
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,200
I won't be long.

454
00:27:53,242 --> 00:27:56,082
[Cab Driver] Take it easy, mate.

455
00:28:11,883 --> 00:28:14,523
(Gabe vomiting)

456
00:28:25,843 --> 00:28:27,843
I'm sorry.

457
00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:32,044
It won't happen again.

458
00:28:59,285 --> 00:29:02,125
(liquid sloshing)

459
00:29:28,406 --> 00:29:31,166
(ducks quacking)

460
00:29:34,687 --> 00:29:37,007
Gabe got drunk last night.

461
00:29:39,607 --> 00:29:41,967
He hasn't got drunk since...

462
00:29:42,967 --> 00:29:45,787
I'm worried he's having second thoughts.

463
00:29:45,887 --> 00:29:47,887
Have you asked him?

464
00:29:50,807 --> 00:29:54,268
Don't be too hard on him, poor mate,

465
00:29:54,368 --> 00:29:55,548
we're all damaged,

466
00:29:55,648 --> 00:29:57,028
it just so happens your damage

467
00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:58,668
makes you behave like a saint.

468
00:29:58,768 --> 00:29:59,988
I'm not damaged.

469
00:30:00,088 --> 00:30:02,788
You have some intense
abandonment issues, love.

470
00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:05,188
It's why you can't help
yourself doing everything.

471
00:30:05,288 --> 00:30:06,748
You mother him all the time,

472
00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:09,228
you do anything you can
to stop him leaving.

473
00:30:09,328 --> 00:30:10,788
That is not true.

474
00:30:10,888 --> 00:30:13,068
You brought me breakfast
in bed every morning

475
00:30:13,168 --> 00:30:14,789
from the age of seven, sweetheart.

476
00:30:14,889 --> 00:30:16,109
That's not normal.

477
00:30:16,209 --> 00:30:20,129
Well, you're one to
talk, you're overbearing.

478
00:30:21,529 --> 00:30:23,529
Same issue.

479
00:30:24,649 --> 00:30:26,729
Your father was a wanker.

480
00:30:31,609 --> 00:30:33,269
Go on, love.

481
00:30:33,369 --> 00:30:35,890
(tense music)

482
00:30:40,570 --> 00:30:43,770
(Young Andy knocking)

483
00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:07,531
Not in, love?

484
00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:22,752
Maybe if you involved him a wee bit more.

485
00:31:22,852 --> 00:31:24,852
Don't blame me.

486
00:31:28,172 --> 00:31:30,912
What if he doesn't want this, Mom?

487
00:31:31,012 --> 00:31:32,752
Well, you both have to want it, love,

488
00:31:32,852 --> 00:31:35,333
otherwise it'll be a disaster.

489
00:31:38,253 --> 00:31:42,093
The problem is, if he
doesn't want it, then-

490
00:31:44,773 --> 00:31:46,393
You still do.

491
00:31:46,493 --> 00:31:48,733
Yeah, more than anything.

492
00:31:51,253 --> 00:31:53,853
(gentle music)

493
00:31:55,694 --> 00:31:58,694
[Andy's Mother] More than Gabriel?

494
00:31:59,934 --> 00:32:01,934
I don't know, Mom.

495
00:32:02,454 --> 00:32:04,454
Oh, love.

496
00:32:09,174 --> 00:32:12,234
(Andy sighs)

497
00:32:12,334 --> 00:32:14,114
Hi, Dad and Daddy.

498
00:32:14,214 --> 00:32:15,835
Oh, hiya, Jake.

499
00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:18,595
Oh, I see Billy's arrived.

500
00:32:18,695 --> 00:32:21,835
And there's my potty mouth dads.

501
00:32:21,935 --> 00:32:25,395
Now, remind me, Jake,
which one's which again?

502
00:32:25,495 --> 00:32:27,495
Easy, Dad, Daddy.

503
00:32:29,015 --> 00:32:31,315
Daddy likes to wear dresses.

504
00:32:31,415 --> 00:32:33,755
Daddy sounds a bit like Mommy, so-

505
00:32:33,855 --> 00:32:35,475
(Andy and Claire chuckling)

506
00:32:35,575 --> 00:32:37,996
Bit heteronormative, huh, Jake?

507
00:32:38,096 --> 00:32:39,316
How could I be that

508
00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,916
when I don't even know what that means?

509
00:32:42,016 --> 00:32:42,716
Well, it means-

510
00:32:42,816 --> 00:32:44,396
Is it when you don't like gays?

511
00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:46,036
'Cause I do like gays.

512
00:32:46,136 --> 00:32:49,276
I asked for two gays when I
met you, didn't I, Claire?

513
00:32:49,376 --> 00:32:50,796
[Claire] Two dads, Jake.

514
00:32:50,896 --> 00:32:52,956
And today, when my
classmate in music said

515
00:32:53,056 --> 00:32:55,716
gay people are disgusting
'cause they mince all the time,

516
00:32:55,816 --> 00:32:58,237
I punched him in the
face, didn't I, Claire?

517
00:32:58,337 --> 00:33:01,357
[Claire] Jake, I was hoping
we might warm up to that.

518
00:33:01,457 --> 00:33:03,957
If you like wearing dresses, Daddy,

519
00:33:04,057 --> 00:33:06,597
does that mean you do
all the cooking as well?

520
00:33:06,697 --> 00:33:10,717
(Andy and Claire laughing)

521
00:33:10,817 --> 00:33:14,317
Well, at least he's claiming us.

522
00:33:14,417 --> 00:33:16,277
You laughed at me.

523
00:33:16,377 --> 00:33:18,198
What, no, I didn't.

524
00:33:18,298 --> 00:33:19,758
Yes, you did.

525
00:33:19,858 --> 00:33:21,798
You and Claire.

526
00:33:21,898 --> 00:33:24,438
I mean, I know it's
funny that I can't cook.

527
00:33:24,538 --> 00:33:26,198
(chuckles) That isn't
why we were laughing.

528
00:33:26,298 --> 00:33:28,198
I can do fuck all.

529
00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:31,138
Andy cooks, Andy builds wardrobes.

530
00:33:32,058 --> 00:33:34,198
In fact, what useful skills

531
00:33:34,298 --> 00:33:36,558
am I actually bringing
to the parenting table?

532
00:33:36,658 --> 00:33:38,639
Oh, for God's sake, don't be so petty.

533
00:33:38,739 --> 00:33:39,559
You sew.

534
00:33:39,659 --> 00:33:41,279
Oh, what fuck, a lot of good that'll do

535
00:33:41,379 --> 00:33:42,479
if a tsunami hits Cardiff.

536
00:33:42,579 --> 00:33:44,039
We don't get tsunamis in Cardiff.

537
00:33:44,139 --> 00:33:45,759
You're behaving like a
fucking child, Gabriel.

538
00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:49,119
See, you are the mom and the dad.

539
00:33:49,219 --> 00:33:51,679
Delia Smith and Bob the Builder,

540
00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:53,759
and I'm just the lazy one.

541
00:33:53,859 --> 00:33:55,839
Now who's being heteronormative?

542
00:33:55,939 --> 00:33:57,240
I'm not being heteronormative.

543
00:33:57,340 --> 00:33:59,520
No, you just said that
women do the cooking

544
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,080
whilst men do the DIY,

545
00:34:01,180 --> 00:34:03,240
you can't get more binary than that, babe.

546
00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:04,680
You know, for a proud queer,

547
00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:07,360
you have internalised some
dodgy shit along the way.

548
00:34:07,460 --> 00:34:08,720
It's what I grew up with.

549
00:34:08,819 --> 00:34:09,720
Oh, bullshit.

550
00:34:09,819 --> 00:34:11,840
Your dad did everything
when your mommy passed away.

551
00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:13,680
Yeah, well, in case you haven't noticed,

552
00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:15,680
I'm not dead, but you still do everything.

553
00:34:15,780 --> 00:34:17,120
Yeah, well, I wouldn't have to

554
00:34:17,220 --> 00:34:18,601
if you pulled your fucking finger out.

555
00:34:18,701 --> 00:34:20,361
So you do think I'm lazy.

556
00:34:20,461 --> 00:34:22,361
No, no, I think you're being a twat

557
00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:24,361
and this isn't a competition.

558
00:34:24,461 --> 00:34:28,761
Tough shit, there's
two of us, it will be.

559
00:34:28,861 --> 00:34:30,861
Okay.

560
00:34:31,501 --> 00:34:35,941
Okay, so maybe we want this
to stop then, is that it?

561
00:34:39,102 --> 00:34:41,102
We can't do that.

562
00:34:42,542 --> 00:34:45,062
We can't let him down, can we?

563
00:34:47,182 --> 00:34:49,782
(gentle music)

564
00:34:51,622 --> 00:34:53,622
No, Gabe.

565
00:34:54,262 --> 00:34:57,282
I have no intention of letting him down.

566
00:34:57,382 --> 00:34:59,383
I'm talking about us.

567
00:35:00,183 --> 00:35:02,363
Because if this isn't working for you,

568
00:35:02,463 --> 00:35:04,663
then maybe we should stop,

569
00:35:08,663 --> 00:35:12,463
because I will adopt
Jake with or without you.

570
00:35:38,704 --> 00:35:40,985
I'm sorry, I didn't mean-

571
00:35:48,665 --> 00:35:50,665
I know.

572
00:35:52,745 --> 00:35:55,185
I want to adopt Jake, I do.

573
00:36:01,746 --> 00:36:05,266
Would you have really chosen Jake over me?

574
00:36:10,066 --> 00:36:12,726
Well, we don't need to
worry about that any more,

575
00:36:12,826 --> 00:36:14,826
now do we?

576
00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:19,907
(light music)

577
00:36:29,867 --> 00:36:31,247
One of the only reasons

578
00:36:31,347 --> 00:36:32,727
Mom sent me to a Welsh language school

579
00:36:32,827 --> 00:36:33,927
is because when I grew up,

580
00:36:34,027 --> 00:36:35,767
she wanted me to fuck Ioan Gruffudd.

581
00:36:35,867 --> 00:36:37,207
(crowd laughing)

582
00:36:37,307 --> 00:36:38,607
I'm serious.

583
00:36:38,707 --> 00:36:40,688
So you know, off I tootled.

584
00:36:40,788 --> 00:36:42,048
And I'm first I'm thinking,

585
00:36:42,148 --> 00:36:43,728
why the fuck has she sent me here?

586
00:36:43,828 --> 00:36:45,048
'Cause even at 11, okay,

587
00:36:45,148 --> 00:36:47,688
I am camper than Nigel
Owens and Gareth Thomas

588
00:36:47,788 --> 00:36:48,968
doing the tango.

589
00:36:49,068 --> 00:36:50,088
(crowd laughing)

590
00:36:50,188 --> 00:36:52,728
It stuck out like an erect penis.

591
00:36:52,828 --> 00:36:54,568
Especially yours, I hear.

592
00:36:54,668 --> 00:36:55,968
(crowd exclaiming)

593
00:36:56,068 --> 00:36:57,488
He did!

594
00:36:57,588 --> 00:37:01,449
Afterwards, I realised the
world's best kept secret,

595
00:37:01,549 --> 00:37:05,329
the Welsh, well, they're
actually one of us.

596
00:37:05,429 --> 00:37:08,409
Seriously, Welsh is totally queer.

597
00:37:08,509 --> 00:37:11,229
(crowd cheering)

598
00:37:14,109 --> 00:37:16,109
Oh, all right.

599
00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:24,910
Oh, you're here late.

600
00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:28,770
I'm so in love with you.

601
00:37:28,870 --> 00:37:29,930
Celyn.

602
00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:31,570
I'll be forever blue.

603
00:37:31,670 --> 00:37:33,670
Just-

604
00:37:34,790 --> 00:37:36,790
Oh, suit yourself.

605
00:37:38,630 --> 00:37:41,771
(Celyn sniffing)

606
00:37:41,871 --> 00:37:44,091
Everyone out there loved me tonight.

607
00:37:44,191 --> 00:37:46,571
I'll be replacing you soon.

608
00:37:46,671 --> 00:37:49,351
If Welsh is so queer friendly,

609
00:37:50,191 --> 00:37:52,811
explain man gripper to me.

610
00:37:52,911 --> 00:37:54,491
What are you talking about?

611
00:37:54,591 --> 00:37:56,211
Gwrywgydwyr.

612
00:37:56,311 --> 00:37:59,131
Gydwyr doesn't mean gripper, does it?

613
00:37:59,231 --> 00:38:02,732
It's an old Welsh word for copulator.

614
00:38:02,832 --> 00:38:04,132
How do you know that?

615
00:38:04,232 --> 00:38:07,452
My lector told me in my final year.

616
00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:10,972
Right to my dissertation on queer theory.

617
00:38:11,072 --> 00:38:12,492
I should interview you, really.

618
00:38:12,592 --> 00:38:13,732
'Cause if it had have been said

619
00:38:13,832 --> 00:38:14,592
you've got a Welsh chip on your shoulder

620
00:38:14,592 --> 00:38:15,412
the size of Anglesea.

621
00:38:15,512 --> 00:38:17,932
I don't have a chip on my shoulder.

622
00:38:18,032 --> 00:38:19,012
Why aren't you sending Jake

623
00:38:19,112 --> 00:38:21,752
to a Welsh language school then?

624
00:38:22,993 --> 00:38:25,893
That's really none of your business.

625
00:38:25,993 --> 00:38:27,933
You need to get over yourself, Gabe.

626
00:38:28,033 --> 00:38:29,493
The world's moved on.

627
00:38:29,593 --> 00:38:33,493
The queers have even taken
over the fucking (indistinct).

628
00:38:33,593 --> 00:38:36,573
Haven't you just changed
your pronoun to they, Celyn?

629
00:38:36,673 --> 00:38:37,413
So?

630
00:38:37,513 --> 00:38:39,533
Well, Welsh noun are gendered.

631
00:38:39,633 --> 00:38:40,373
So?

632
00:38:40,473 --> 00:38:41,493
Not all nouns.

633
00:38:41,593 --> 00:38:44,254
Some are masculine and feminine.

634
00:38:44,354 --> 00:38:45,534
I bet you didn't even know

635
00:38:45,634 --> 00:38:47,814
the Welsh word for penis is feminine.

636
00:38:47,914 --> 00:38:50,694
Couldn't get any queerer than that.

637
00:38:50,794 --> 00:38:54,214
I'm thinking of changing my
pronoun to Welsh, actually.

638
00:38:54,314 --> 00:38:56,934
Not quite settled on they.

639
00:38:57,034 --> 00:38:59,174
That doesn't make any sense to me.

640
00:38:59,274 --> 00:39:01,174
Well, not everything's
about you, Gabriel.

641
00:39:01,274 --> 00:39:02,014
Says he.

642
00:39:02,114 --> 00:39:04,115
Says they.

643
00:39:06,195 --> 00:39:09,135
You've got to let
people make mistakes, Cel.

644
00:39:09,235 --> 00:39:12,495
Why the fuck should I tolerate
other people's mistakes?

645
00:39:12,595 --> 00:39:15,415
My dad never fucking tolerated me, did he?

646
00:39:15,515 --> 00:39:18,495
For fuck's sake, got you now.

647
00:39:18,595 --> 00:39:20,655
He fucking got you, didn't he?

648
00:39:20,755 --> 00:39:22,936
No one's fucking got me.

649
00:39:23,036 --> 00:39:25,936
You know, you used to be radical, Gabe,

650
00:39:26,036 --> 00:39:27,816
and now what, one sniff of parenthood

651
00:39:27,916 --> 00:39:30,836
and you've turned fucking straight?

652
00:39:38,676 --> 00:39:41,256
[Gabe] Can you believe he said that?

653
00:39:41,356 --> 00:39:42,096
They.

654
00:39:42,196 --> 00:39:42,936
They.

655
00:39:43,036 --> 00:39:43,937
They!

656
00:39:44,037 --> 00:39:46,357
They think they know it all.

657
00:39:47,717 --> 00:39:50,137
(Fanny Ample speaking Welsh)

658
00:39:50,237 --> 00:39:52,177
You know what I mean.

659
00:40:09,238 --> 00:40:11,058
You sing it, sister.

660
00:40:13,678 --> 00:40:17,658
Now it's all LGBTQ extra
large with a Whopper.

661
00:40:17,758 --> 00:40:19,758
One can't keep up.

662
00:40:21,318 --> 00:40:23,999
♪ Where is love ♪

663
00:40:29,799 --> 00:40:34,519
Mind you... (speaking Welsh)

664
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:49,200
In this world, there is a
kind of painful progress.

665
00:41:39,402 --> 00:41:42,002
(gentle music)

666
00:41:46,123 --> 00:41:47,263
Fuck!

667
00:41:49,643 --> 00:41:51,643
We're the dinosaurs now.

668
00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:58,183
Gabe, sorry, babes, I was
a bit of a dick back there.

669
00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:00,783
It's just the coke talking.

670
00:42:00,883 --> 00:42:02,883
It's fine, buddy.

671
00:42:04,123 --> 00:42:07,064
You made me think, actually.

672
00:42:07,164 --> 00:42:09,184
Well, my mom always used to say

673
00:42:09,284 --> 00:42:10,584
you need a man to stimulate your brain

674
00:42:10,684 --> 00:42:12,684
as well as your balls.

675
00:42:13,404 --> 00:42:17,424
Wait, does this mean you're gonna shag me?

676
00:42:17,524 --> 00:42:19,524
I won't tell anyone.

677
00:42:24,284 --> 00:42:28,045
Andy isn't just anyone
and neither are you.

678
00:42:31,005 --> 00:42:33,945
All right, Granddad, suit yourself.

679
00:42:34,045 --> 00:42:36,045
It's Daddy, actually.

680
00:42:40,165 --> 00:42:42,165
[Friend] Celyn!

681
00:42:50,446 --> 00:42:52,446
Fly, my pretty, fly.

682
00:43:11,007 --> 00:43:13,067
Where were you?

683
00:43:13,167 --> 00:43:15,227
You said you wouldn't be long.

684
00:43:15,327 --> 00:43:16,707
I phoned you.

685
00:43:16,807 --> 00:43:18,807
My phone died.

686
00:43:21,487 --> 00:43:24,567
I'm sorry, I thought maybe you'd...

687
00:43:26,207 --> 00:43:28,668
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I didn't trust you.

688
00:43:28,768 --> 00:43:30,388
This isn't your fault, And, it's mine.

689
00:43:30,488 --> 00:43:31,388
I've done this to you.

690
00:43:31,488 --> 00:43:32,228
No, it is.

691
00:43:32,328 --> 00:43:33,188
I've done this to you.

692
00:43:33,288 --> 00:43:34,588
Mom says I mother you too much

693
00:43:34,688 --> 00:43:36,228
because I've got abandonment issues.

694
00:43:36,328 --> 00:43:37,068
Well-

695
00:43:37,168 --> 00:43:38,428
And it's not your fault that my shit

696
00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:39,548
makes me behave like a saint

697
00:43:39,648 --> 00:43:42,988
while your shit makes
you behave like a twat.

698
00:43:43,088 --> 00:43:44,348
Thanks, I think?

699
00:43:44,448 --> 00:43:47,429
No, I'm not a saint though, Gabe,

700
00:43:47,529 --> 00:43:49,669
and I can't keep forgiving you

701
00:43:49,769 --> 00:43:52,349
over and over and over again.

702
00:43:52,449 --> 00:43:55,309
You won't have to, I promise.

703
00:43:55,409 --> 00:43:56,509
I've been panicking

704
00:43:56,609 --> 00:43:58,629
that it's all just gonna happen again,

705
00:43:58,729 --> 00:44:02,109
and I thought I was gonna
have to choose Jake over you,

706
00:44:02,209 --> 00:44:03,989
but I don't wanna lose you.

707
00:44:04,089 --> 00:44:05,549
I don't, I thought I did,

708
00:44:05,649 --> 00:44:07,229
but I really, really don't.

709
00:44:07,329 --> 00:44:10,810
You are not going to lose me, you idiot.

710
00:44:13,330 --> 00:44:17,930
Oh my god, And, you're turning
into me, a crazy person.

711
00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:21,390
For you I'll be doing the cooking

712
00:44:21,490 --> 00:44:23,030
and building shelves.

713
00:44:23,130 --> 00:44:26,030
And I'll make space for
you, if that's what you want.

714
00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:26,990
I will, I promise.

715
00:44:27,090 --> 00:44:29,031
I don't want to cook or build shelves.

716
00:44:29,131 --> 00:44:30,271
And that's fine too.

717
00:44:30,371 --> 00:44:31,311
You don't have to,

718
00:44:31,411 --> 00:44:34,711
'cause I actually really
love all that shit.

719
00:44:34,811 --> 00:44:36,631
We just need to-

720
00:44:36,731 --> 00:44:37,911
Be ourselves.

721
00:44:38,011 --> 00:44:40,351
Yes, and I need to-

722
00:44:40,451 --> 00:44:41,911
To actually believe me

723
00:44:42,011 --> 00:44:44,191
when I say that I'm
really not going anywhere.

724
00:44:44,291 --> 00:44:46,291
Yeah.

725
00:44:46,771 --> 00:44:49,752
But you need to stop hating yourself.

726
00:44:49,852 --> 00:44:51,912
I don't hate myself.

727
00:44:52,012 --> 00:44:53,832
Aha, yes, yes, you do.

728
00:44:53,932 --> 00:44:55,992
You're a classic gay.

729
00:44:56,092 --> 00:44:57,792
You're a classic Welsh gay,

730
00:44:57,892 --> 00:45:00,712
doubly oppressed, doubly self-hating,

731
00:45:00,812 --> 00:45:04,732
double the internalised
shame, it's exhausting.

732
00:45:06,692 --> 00:45:09,013
I love you anyway, you twat.

733
00:45:10,133 --> 00:45:12,233
I bloody love you.

734
00:45:12,333 --> 00:45:15,073
Come here.
(gentle music)

735
00:45:15,173 --> 00:45:17,173
I bloody love you too.

736
00:45:19,293 --> 00:45:21,493
Now who's mothering who?

737
00:45:23,333 --> 00:45:25,493
I'm fathering, actually.

738
00:45:27,893 --> 00:45:29,894
Do you want me to stop?

739
00:45:33,214 --> 00:45:35,974
No, you're all right, actually.

740
00:45:44,894 --> 00:45:46,894
[Claire] Come on.

741
00:45:48,054 --> 00:45:50,235
I've come for a sleep over.

742
00:45:50,335 --> 00:45:51,875
Hey, Jake.

743
00:45:51,975 --> 00:45:54,995
Don't you want to say goodbye?

744
00:45:55,095 --> 00:45:55,795
Sorry.

745
00:45:55,895 --> 00:45:57,315
Don't be, it's as it should be.

746
00:45:57,415 --> 00:45:58,835
See you tea time tomorrow.

747
00:45:58,935 --> 00:46:01,255
And don't put with any shit.

748
00:46:06,015 --> 00:46:07,915
[Jake] Goal!

749
00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:10,196
Sure you don't wanna play out there?

750
00:46:10,296 --> 00:46:12,296
There's much more space.

751
00:46:14,536 --> 00:46:17,036
Why don't we just pass it back
and forwards to each other?

752
00:46:17,136 --> 00:46:18,516
How do I win then?

753
00:46:18,616 --> 00:46:22,636
It's not about winning, it's just fun.

754
00:46:22,736 --> 00:46:24,556
I have fun while I'm winning.

755
00:46:24,656 --> 00:46:27,676
Let's play dodge ball instead.

756
00:46:27,776 --> 00:46:29,316
(Jake chuckles)

757
00:46:29,416 --> 00:46:30,477
Stop it.

758
00:46:30,577 --> 00:46:31,797
What's wrong?

759
00:46:31,897 --> 00:46:33,317
There's nothing wrong,

760
00:46:33,417 --> 00:46:35,717
just not keeping Daddy safe.

761
00:46:35,817 --> 00:46:38,957
(Jake giggles)

762
00:46:39,057 --> 00:46:41,057
Stop it, Jake.

763
00:46:44,097 --> 00:46:46,657
For God's sake, I said stop it!

764
00:46:54,778 --> 00:46:56,778
Sorry, Jake.

765
00:46:58,058 --> 00:47:00,538
I didn't mean to frighten you.

766
00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:03,798
I just had a bit of shock, that's all.

767
00:47:03,898 --> 00:47:05,898
I wanna go home.

768
00:47:06,538 --> 00:47:07,358
Okay.

769
00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:09,438
Dad will have made us lunch.

770
00:47:09,538 --> 00:47:12,379
No, I wanna go home to Claire's.

771
00:47:15,579 --> 00:47:18,299
(dramatic music)

772
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:41,880
If you don't finish it,
there won't be any pudding.

773
00:47:41,980 --> 00:47:44,400
I see you've nearly finished, Daddy.

774
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:46,500
Want some cake?

775
00:48:01,621 --> 00:48:04,001
You bought a cake with my name on it?

776
00:48:04,101 --> 00:48:05,761
Bought?

777
00:48:05,861 --> 00:48:08,781
I made a cake with your name on it.

778
00:48:09,981 --> 00:48:11,981
It was Daddy's idea.

779
00:48:19,582 --> 00:48:21,482
Shall I go?

780
00:48:21,582 --> 00:48:23,582
It's okay, I will.

781
00:48:36,543 --> 00:48:38,543
Jake?

782
00:48:39,543 --> 00:48:42,623
(objects clattering)

783
00:48:53,384 --> 00:48:57,064
I've made a right mess
of things, haven't I?

784
00:48:59,224 --> 00:49:01,284
Of course Jake's gonna find it hard

785
00:49:01,384 --> 00:49:03,684
to control his emotions.

786
00:49:03,784 --> 00:49:07,144
Must be such a lot going on in his head.

787
00:49:08,504 --> 00:49:12,104
I know my head feels
pretty full right now.

788
00:49:32,345 --> 00:49:34,346
That feels a bit better.

789
00:50:14,147 --> 00:50:16,748
(gentle music)

790
00:50:51,109 --> 00:50:54,029
Am I girl now or am I still Jake?

791
00:50:57,870 --> 00:51:00,470
Well, what do you think I am?

792
00:51:04,510 --> 00:51:06,510
A daddy.

793
00:51:08,990 --> 00:51:11,910
Then I think you're still a Jake.

794
00:51:12,950 --> 00:51:14,950
Hello, Jake.

795
00:51:16,431 --> 00:51:18,431
Hello, Daddy.

796
00:51:25,671 --> 00:51:30,671
(Gabe and Gabe's mother
singing in Welsh)

797
00:52:24,314 --> 00:52:26,314
What was that song?

798
00:52:27,074 --> 00:52:30,714
Just a song my parents
used to sing to me.

799
00:52:37,715 --> 00:52:42,355
Maybe we should explore some
Welsh schools, take a look.

800
00:52:44,555 --> 00:52:47,035
It won't do any harm, will it?

801
00:52:55,835 --> 00:52:58,756
(seagulls calling)

802
00:53:01,276 --> 00:53:04,336
So we're all set for Monday then?

803
00:53:04,436 --> 00:53:06,256
No.

804
00:53:06,356 --> 00:53:08,936
He's attaching really well.

805
00:53:09,036 --> 00:53:10,296
We wait 'til Monday,

806
00:53:10,396 --> 00:53:12,496
he'll start shifting back towards me.

807
00:53:12,596 --> 00:53:14,496
It needs to happen sooner.

808
00:53:14,596 --> 00:53:16,456
I've got my last performance tonight.

809
00:53:16,556 --> 00:53:17,737
Then make it a good one,

810
00:53:17,837 --> 00:53:19,697
and he can move in tomorrow.

811
00:53:19,797 --> 00:53:22,457
But we don't usually place on weekends.

812
00:53:22,557 --> 00:53:25,097
Well, I'll be around
if anything goes wrong.

813
00:53:25,197 --> 00:53:27,857
As far as I can see,
we don't have a choice.

814
00:53:27,957 --> 00:53:32,637
If we don't do it soon, we'll
jeopardise the attachment.

815
00:53:37,838 --> 00:53:40,258
(Andy sighs)

816
00:53:40,358 --> 00:53:42,178
Fuck.

817
00:53:42,278 --> 00:53:44,278
Fuck.

818
00:53:44,878 --> 00:53:47,018
So this is it?

819
00:53:47,118 --> 00:53:49,638
Yeah, last night of freedom.

820
00:53:53,278 --> 00:53:55,898
Let's go out tonight, before the show,

821
00:53:55,998 --> 00:53:57,698
a date, like the old days.
- What?

822
00:53:57,798 --> 00:53:58,739
Look, and if you're worried

823
00:53:58,839 --> 00:54:00,059
about how much there's still left to do

824
00:54:00,159 --> 00:54:01,339
then don't come to Neverland.

825
00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:03,019
What, and miss your last performance?

826
00:54:03,119 --> 00:54:05,499
They'll be plenty more.

827
00:54:05,599 --> 00:54:08,839
Come on, please, last night of freedom.

828
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,920
(gentle music)

829
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,760
(Andy and Gabe laughing)

830
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,700
There, gorg.

831
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:41,801
♪ Never knew I could feel like this ♪

832
00:54:43,601 --> 00:54:48,601
♪ Like I'd never seen the sky before ♪

833
00:54:50,801 --> 00:54:55,801
♪ Want to vanish inside your kiss ♪

834
00:54:57,801 --> 00:55:00,262
♪ Every day I love you ♪

835
00:55:00,362 --> 00:55:03,262
Thank you, my love.
♪ More and more ♪

836
00:55:03,362 --> 00:55:05,542
♪ And there's no mountain to high ♪

837
00:55:05,642 --> 00:55:10,402
[Announcer] Everybody, give
it up for Gabriel and Andy!

838
00:55:11,362 --> 00:55:16,362
♪ Sing out this song and
I'll be there by your side ♪

839
00:55:19,002 --> 00:55:24,003
♪ Storm clouds may gather
and stars may collide ♪

840
00:55:29,123 --> 00:55:34,123
♪ But I love you, I love
you 'til the end of time ♪

841
00:55:38,523 --> 00:55:43,524
♪ Come what may ♪
(Andy and Gabe laughing)

842
00:55:45,404 --> 00:55:48,044
♪ Come what may ♪

843
00:55:52,364 --> 00:55:56,024
♪ I will love you ♪
(fireworks squealing)

844
00:55:56,124 --> 00:56:01,125
♪ Until my dying day ♪

845
00:56:02,045 --> 00:56:07,045
♪ Oh, come what may ♪

846
00:56:09,685 --> 00:56:14,685
♪ Come what may ♪

847
00:56:16,765 --> 00:56:21,766
♪ I will love you ♪

848
00:56:23,806 --> 00:56:25,666
♪ I will love you ♪

849
00:56:25,766 --> 00:56:28,406
(group yelling)

850
00:56:29,766 --> 00:56:31,546
Hey.

851
00:56:31,646 --> 00:56:33,826
Hey, lads.

852
00:56:33,926 --> 00:56:37,086
Hey, break it up there, lads, come on.

853
00:56:40,166 --> 00:56:42,067
Come on, lads, go on home.

854
00:56:42,167 --> 00:56:44,507
Come on, lads, go on home.

855
00:56:44,607 --> 00:56:45,867
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

856
00:56:45,967 --> 00:56:46,827
[Person With Knife] Go on then.

857
00:56:46,927 --> 00:56:47,667
Go on!

858
00:56:47,767 --> 00:56:49,267
Go on!

859
00:56:49,367 --> 00:56:51,707
[Person In Hoodie] Yo, what the fuck?

860
00:56:51,807 --> 00:56:53,807
Run, come on, let's go!

861
00:56:57,167 --> 00:57:02,168
♪ Come what may ♪

862
00:57:04,248 --> 00:57:09,248
♪ I will love you ♪

863
00:57:11,008 --> 00:57:14,268
♪ I will love you ♪

864
00:57:14,368 --> 00:57:19,368
♪ Suddenly the world seems
such a perfect place ♪

865
00:57:22,889 --> 00:57:26,909
♪ Come what may ♪

866
00:57:27,009 --> 00:57:32,009
♪ Come what may ♪

867
00:57:34,569 --> 00:57:39,569
♪ Come what may ♪

868
00:57:42,410 --> 00:57:46,990
♪ I will love you ♪

869
00:57:47,090 --> 00:57:50,170
♪ Until my dying day ♪

870
00:57:53,650 --> 00:57:56,570
(crowd applauding)

871
00:58:00,330 --> 00:58:02,891
(gentle music)