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Oh!

2
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Hey. Hey, man, you all right?

3
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You need to lie down
or something?

4
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No, this happens
from time to time. It'll pass.

5
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Thanks for asking,
though.

6
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All right, well just
let me know.

7
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I'll be at my desk.

8
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Uh, Mr. Lemuel...

9
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That was maybe on the
slightly intense side.

10
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Yeah, we...

11
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I think we want less
of an aneurysm-type attack

12
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and more like, uh...

13
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Woozy. You know?

14
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"Oh, oh."

15
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"Oh, oh."

16
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All right? "Oh."

17
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Don't wanna scare people.

18
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Ah. Oh.

19
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Ah. How's that feel?

20
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- Great.
- Any notes for me?

21
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Nope, you're great.

22
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Oh. Oh.

23
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Hey. Hey, man,
you all right?

24
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Oh.

25
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You, uh, you been
at this long?

26
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A little while, I guess.

27
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Mmm. Just got outta Julliard.

28
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This is my first paying gig.
My first gig, really.

29
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Mmm. Interesting experience.

30
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I know
what you're all thinking,

31
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but you're wrong.
I only want directions.

32
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Where's this train
headed, huh?

33
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Where's the conductor?

34
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Ask him where
this train is bound.

35
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Glory? That's not
my ultimate destination.

36
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Fort Lee, New Jersey is
my ultimate destination.

37
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I don't know
about you suckers,

38
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I got a brother-in-law.

39
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This train is hauling
the good, the bad,

40
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and especially
the ugly mother fuckers!

41
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So who's gonna be the hero?

42
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- You?
- I'm a casting director,

43
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specializing in unique
and unusual physiognomies.

44
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- Have you ever considered...
-Yeah,

45
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they tell me
I got star quality.

46
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I believe that. Here...

47
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Salamunovich says,

48
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"Nah, don't worry about it.
It's just a gland."

49
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- Cool, yo...
- Hey, hey, 4F,

50
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you keepin' a dog
in your apartment?

51
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- No, why?
- Must be somebody else.

52
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Hey. Come on, man.

53
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Watch it, watch it,
watch it, watch it.

54
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Hey, hey. No, come here.

55
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Feel this. Feel this.

56
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Here.

57
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That seem like a lump to you?

58
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A little lumpy.

59
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You know who
this guy reminds me of?

60
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Woody Allen, when he was
younger and kind of nervous.

61
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Yeah. He's kind of nervous.

62
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Listen,
be confident brother.

63
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Take some Brazilian jiu-jitsu,

64
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or that Krav Maga
from Israel shit.

65
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Look, hey, little guy.

66
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All unhappiness in life comes
from not accepting what is.

67
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Do you know who told me that?

68
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Your shrink.
No, I'm serious.

69
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You know who told me
that all unhappiness in life

70
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- comes from, uh...
- Jesus Christ.

71
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From not accepting
what is?

72
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Lady Gaga.

73
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I knew that fucking bitch
when she was...

74
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Hi.

75
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Um...

76
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You wanna get there?

77
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Excuse me.

78
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Sorry, he's going...

79
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Jesus Christ, guys...

80
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<i>At its
most basic level,</i>

81
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<i>whistling is about,</i>

82
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<i>"Put your lips together</i>

83
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<i>-"and blow."</i>
-Hmm.

84
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<i>Right?
Everyone knows that.</i>

85
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<i>Every five-year-old
knows that.</i>

86
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<i>But, obviously, it's more
complicated than that.</i>

87
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<i>As everyone, uh,
who's ever tried</i>

88
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<i>to whistle knows,</i>

89
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<i>that if you put
your lips together...</i>

90
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Oh!

91
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<i>All of these muscles,</i>

92
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<i>uh, the sphincter muscles
around your lips...</i>

93
00:07:47,678 --> 00:07:51,351
- Hey. Oh, your hand!
- Uh...

94
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Um, I just unpacked
my first aid kit.

95
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Right back, hold on.

96
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<i>...has something to do...</i>

97
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Got it.

98
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Oh, um, I'll fix that.
Don't worry about it.

99
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Can we sit here?

100
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I'm no doctor.
I waive all liability.

101
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Do you consent?

102
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Antibacterial ointment
and gauze pads

103
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is the extent of my expertise
is overstating it.

104
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Oh. Expired. Recently?

105
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It's probably
still good though, right?

106
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-Yeah.
- Um...

107
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Mmm, paper towels.

108
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- It's bad for the earth.
-Uh...

109
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Let's, uh, examine
the wound here.

110
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Oh, shi...

111
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Maybe you need stitches?

112
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- What do you think?
- I mean...

113
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- Hmm...
- What happened to you?

114
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- It's none of my business.
- Hmm.

115
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Okay.

116
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Let's see, ugh.

117
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Those assholes
and I just stood there

118
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like a moron.

119
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And I thought,
"I've got an enemy
in my new building."

120
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This will sting.

121
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Did it not sting?

122
00:09:03,288 --> 00:09:04,322
A little.

123
00:09:04,424 --> 00:09:05,751
Okay, that's, that's good.

124
00:09:05,853 --> 00:09:06,888
It's probably good.

125
00:09:06,990 --> 00:09:10,127
- Hmm.
- Brave. This is potent stuff.

126
00:09:11,794 --> 00:09:14,360
Okay, um, let's just...

127
00:09:15,631 --> 00:09:16,967
Before it...

128
00:09:17,699 --> 00:09:19,337
Is this okay?

129
00:09:19,439 --> 00:09:20,767
-Hmm?
- Oh shit.

130
00:09:20,869 --> 00:09:21,870
I got it on the couch.

131
00:09:21,972 --> 00:09:23,476
- Oh. No, it's okay.
- I'm so sorry.

132
00:09:23,578 --> 00:09:25,104
Just tell me
if it doesn't come out.

133
00:09:25,206 --> 00:09:27,610
Oh.
I got it on my thigh.

134
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That's disgusting.

135
00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:34,853
Hmm.

136
00:09:40,025 --> 00:09:42,727
Oh, you should probably
get that checked out.

137
00:09:42,829 --> 00:09:44,796
- Uh...
- Your apartment is
so lived in.

138
00:09:44,898 --> 00:09:47,398
Yeah. Uh, well, I mean,
it, uh, makes sense...

139
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Mine's a war zone.

140
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- Are you from here?
-Yeah.

141
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Hmm. I'm from Alesund.

142
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- You heard of that?
-Mmm.

143
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Sorry, what was
your name again?

144
00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:02,479
- Edward.
-E. Lemuel.

145
00:10:02,581 --> 00:10:04,548
I saw it on the mailbox.

146
00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:06,016
I'm Ingrid. Did I say that?

147
00:10:09,587 --> 00:10:10,757
Is that your mom?

148
00:10:11,687 --> 00:10:12,858
Yeah.

149
00:10:13,623 --> 00:10:14,794
Is that you?

150
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:16,895
Yes.

151
00:10:21,197 --> 00:10:23,462
- Is she alive?
-[CLICKS TONGUE] No.

152
00:10:26,439 --> 00:10:28,873
So, what do you do?

153
00:10:28,975 --> 00:10:31,343
Uh, well, I... I was just
cutting some onions...

154
00:10:31,445 --> 00:10:32,939
You're a writer.

155
00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:34,907
Oh, I found it on the street.

156
00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,979
Really? Looks valuable.

157
00:10:38,081 --> 00:10:40,880
"They taunt me and beg me
to show my face,

158
00:10:40,982 --> 00:10:43,181
"only so that when I do,

159
00:10:43,283 --> 00:10:45,759
"they can turn away
in horror."

160
00:10:47,129 --> 00:10:48,395
What's that?

161
00:10:48,497 --> 00:10:50,423
I... I was
just testing it out.

162
00:10:51,893 --> 00:10:53,129
It's interesting.

163
00:10:54,128 --> 00:10:57,001
Actually, I'm a playwright.

164
00:10:57,765 --> 00:10:58,937
I act.

165
00:10:59,536 --> 00:11:00,840
Amazing.

166
00:11:00,942 --> 00:11:04,470
I'm trying to think if I've,
uh, seen you in anything.

167
00:11:05,909 --> 00:11:08,210
Not... Not likely.

168
00:11:08,312 --> 00:11:11,384
Well, maybe we'll ride
to glory together.

169
00:11:11,486 --> 00:11:14,019
Maybe.

170
00:11:14,121 --> 00:11:17,389
Oh, uh, do you know who lived
in my apartment before me?

171
00:11:17,491 --> 00:11:19,558
- C. Pulaski?
- Uh, yeah.

172
00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:21,690
He, uh, came over
to, uh, borrow

173
00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:22,857
some laundry detergent.

174
00:11:22,959 --> 00:11:25,024
Uh, old guy. Widower, maybe.

175
00:11:25,126 --> 00:11:26,532
- Did he die?
- I didn't...

176
00:11:26,634 --> 00:11:28,260
I didn't know
he was, uh, gone.

177
00:11:28,362 --> 00:11:30,999
Actually, this is not
why I came over.

178
00:11:31,101 --> 00:11:33,106
But can I borrow
some laundry detergent?

179
00:11:35,509 --> 00:11:36,871
Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.

180
00:11:36,973 --> 00:11:38,504
-Yeah?
- Sure. I...

181
00:11:40,115 --> 00:11:41,078
Um, yeah.

182
00:11:44,386 --> 00:11:46,545
You learning to whistle?

183
00:11:46,647 --> 00:11:49,281
All in all,
things look relatively stable.

184
00:11:49,383 --> 00:11:50,755
Eventually, we'll have
to take a look

185
00:11:50,857 --> 00:11:52,757
at the growth
over your left eye.

186
00:11:52,859 --> 00:11:54,921
Your vision is
noticeably impacted?

187
00:11:55,023 --> 00:11:56,322
I've adjusted.

188
00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:59,126
This makes it two
or so years without surgery.

189
00:11:59,228 --> 00:12:01,862
- Much needed respite.
-Yeah.

190
00:12:01,964 --> 00:12:03,967
Let's aim for three years.

191
00:12:04,069 --> 00:12:05,869
But I must be frank
that sooner or later,

192
00:12:05,971 --> 00:12:08,039
the eye will become
debilitating.

193
00:12:08,839 --> 00:12:10,942
As for the cholesteatoma,

194
00:12:11,044 --> 00:12:12,941
I think we should go in
and get that thing out.

195
00:12:13,043 --> 00:12:14,647
But the hearing loss
is minimal,

196
00:12:14,749 --> 00:12:17,784
so we can probably
sit on it for a bit.

197
00:12:17,886 --> 00:12:20,083
Several other tumors have
shown minor enlargement,

198
00:12:20,185 --> 00:12:22,514
but no impingement on
any important structures.

199
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:25,518
So, just some things
we have to keep an eye on.

200
00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:28,090
I mention this
so that you have an idea

201
00:12:28,193 --> 00:12:30,929
of the road ahead,
not that it's news to you.

202
00:12:31,031 --> 00:12:35,767
But an alternative path
has presented itself.

203
00:12:35,869 --> 00:12:37,733
A colleague of mine,
Eugene Flexner,

204
00:12:37,835 --> 00:12:38,802
rather distinguished,

205
00:12:38,904 --> 00:12:40,966
is on the lookout
for patients,

206
00:12:41,068 --> 00:12:42,674
a patient like you,

207
00:12:42,776 --> 00:12:45,041
for an experimental
drug trial.

208
00:12:45,144 --> 00:12:48,076
This drug seems
to have the potential to be,

209
00:12:48,178 --> 00:12:50,345
words like heal
and cure are an anathema

210
00:12:50,447 --> 00:12:53,953
to folks in my profession,
but to actually heal you,

211
00:12:54,488 --> 00:12:55,854
completely, even.

212
00:12:55,956 --> 00:12:58,822
The implications are
life changing for you.

213
00:12:58,924 --> 00:12:59,989
I shouldn't overpromise
anything

214
00:13:00,091 --> 00:13:03,425
because it's
the first trial I believe.

215
00:13:03,527 --> 00:13:07,901
Perhaps any potential risk is
worth the potential reward?

216
00:13:09,031 --> 00:13:10,871
Something to think about.

217
00:13:49,169 --> 00:13:50,977
Oh, hey, neighbor.

218
00:13:51,943 --> 00:13:54,981
Housewarming, for the door.

219
00:13:55,949 --> 00:13:57,882
Didn't your mother give
that to you?

220
00:13:57,984 --> 00:13:59,579
No, I... I found it
on the street.

221
00:14:00,751 --> 00:14:04,023
Right. Okay.

222
00:14:06,622 --> 00:14:10,095
I just wanna get rid of it,
and you're a play writer.

223
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,196
Yeah, but you could
probably get some cash for it.

224
00:14:12,796 --> 00:14:13,827
Write me a part.

225
00:14:16,404 --> 00:14:17,331
Yes. Right.

226
00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:20,134
I'll get right on that.
No, but thank you.

227
00:14:20,236 --> 00:14:23,303
It's, uh, very heavy, generous.

228
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:24,803
Thank you.

229
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,373
Hey!

230
00:14:26,475 --> 00:14:28,844
-Hey, man.
- Hello. That's my neighbor.

231
00:14:28,946 --> 00:14:30,276
Come in. Thank you again.

232
00:14:30,378 --> 00:14:31,644
Yep.
Thank you.

233
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:56,009
Jesus Christ.

234
00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:08,719
Whom else would I love
but the most beautiful woman

235
00:15:08,821 --> 00:15:11,218
in the world? Of course.

236
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,288
The most beautiful
of all women.

237
00:15:13,391 --> 00:15:16,425
The most captivating,
the most intelligent.

238
00:15:18,164 --> 00:15:20,963
Sometimes in the blue shadows
of evening,

239
00:15:21,065 --> 00:15:22,798
I give way to tender feelings.

240
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,165
I go into a garden,

241
00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:25,968
smelling the fragrance
of spring

242
00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:28,366
with my poor monstrous nose,

243
00:15:28,468 --> 00:15:32,372
and I watch a man and a woman,

244
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,910
strolling together
under the moonlight,

245
00:15:35,012 --> 00:15:39,250
and I think how I too,

246
00:15:40,684 --> 00:15:45,157
would like to be arm in arm
with a woman under the moon.

247
00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:50,228
I let myself be carried away.

248
00:15:52,698 --> 00:15:54,166
I forget myself.

249
00:15:57,769 --> 00:15:58,797
And then I...

250
00:16:00,336 --> 00:16:03,505
suddenly see
the shadow of my...

251
00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:06,178
profile on the garden wall.

252
00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:42,409
<i>Sad as it is,
it will come as no surprise.</i>

253
00:16:42,511 --> 00:16:44,111
<i>Attractive people are
the winners</i>

254
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:45,478
<i>in most areas of life,</i>

255
00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:47,383
<i>and the workplace is
no exception.</i>

256
00:16:47,485 --> 00:16:49,414
<i>You're likely
to be startled or perturbed</i>

257
00:16:49,517 --> 00:16:51,119
<i>when you see a face like this.</i>

258
00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:52,584
<i>You might stare tactlessly,</i>

259
00:16:52,686 --> 00:16:54,620
<i>or on the contrary,
avert your gaze,</i>

260
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,228
<i>even if you're generally
a kind person.</i>

261
00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:59,764
<i>These uneasy feelings
may diminish or subside</i>

262
00:16:59,866 --> 00:17:01,065
<i>after repeated exposure</i>

263
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:02,828
<i>to your facially
different coworker.</i>

264
00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:05,498
<i>Be gentle with yourself
for having these reactions.</i>

265
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,107
<i>We have no control
over the fight</i>

266
00:17:08,209 --> 00:17:10,510
<i>or flight responses
of the reptilian part</i>

267
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:11,439
<i>of our brains.</i>

268
00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:13,440
<i>But as developed,
empathetic beings,</i>

269
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:15,043
<i>there are strategies
we can adopt</i>

270
00:17:15,145 --> 00:17:16,816
<i>to be more inclusive.</i>

271
00:17:16,918 --> 00:17:17,980
<i>Here, according
to the experts,</i>

272
00:17:18,082 --> 00:17:19,349
<i>are some techniques.</i>

273
00:17:19,451 --> 00:17:21,786
<i>Make your disfigured
coworker feel included</i>

274
00:17:21,888 --> 00:17:23,253
<i>on your team's project</i>

275
00:17:23,355 --> 00:17:25,486
<i>and make an effort
to seek their input.</i>

276
00:17:25,589 --> 00:17:27,826
Luther, do you have
any feedback for Sally?

277
00:17:27,928 --> 00:17:30,328
Sounds like an ace idea to me.

278
00:17:31,328 --> 00:17:32,896
<i>When appropriate, invite them</i>

279
00:17:32,998 --> 00:17:34,099
<i>to social functions.</i>

280
00:17:34,201 --> 00:17:36,736
So, Morris,
it's my birthday this weekend.

281
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,334
Oh, really? How old are you?

282
00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:40,467
It's a big one,
let's leave it at that.

283
00:17:40,569 --> 00:17:42,202
-Mmm.
- But I'm, uh, having

284
00:17:42,304 --> 00:17:44,074
some people at my place,

285
00:17:44,176 --> 00:17:46,040
and I was thinking
you should come.

286
00:17:46,142 --> 00:17:47,278
Sally will be there.

287
00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:49,913
Ace.
Thank you for thinking of me.

288
00:17:50,015 --> 00:17:51,576
It really means a lot.

289
00:17:51,678 --> 00:17:52,949
And you're welcome
to bring someone

290
00:17:53,051 --> 00:17:54,850
if there's a girl or...

291
00:17:54,952 --> 00:17:56,288
Uh, thank you.

292
00:17:57,021 --> 00:17:58,817
Happy birthday.

293
00:17:58,919 --> 00:18:00,485
<i>Ask how they're
doing occasionally,</i>

294
00:18:00,588 --> 00:18:03,094
<i>as you would ask anyone else.</i>

295
00:18:03,196 --> 00:18:04,789
<i>If they appear
to be in distress,</i>

296
00:18:04,892 --> 00:18:06,693
<i>gently inquire
if they need your help...</i>

297
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:07,964
<i>...without assuming</i>

298
00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:09,494
<i>their dependence on you.</i>

299
00:18:09,596 --> 00:18:11,630
Hey. Hey, man, you all right?

300
00:18:11,732 --> 00:18:13,533
You need to lie down
or something?

301
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:16,402
No, this... This happens

302
00:18:16,504 --> 00:18:19,377
from time to time. It'll pass.

303
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,112
Thanks for asking though.

304
00:18:22,214 --> 00:18:24,045
All right, well,
just let me know.

305
00:18:24,147 --> 00:18:25,317
I'll be at my desk.

306
00:18:26,219 --> 00:18:27,781
Hey, have you seen
Sally anywhere?

307
00:18:28,588 --> 00:18:29,552
No.

308
00:18:34,290 --> 00:18:35,587
That's, uh, basically it.

309
00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:38,592
- Mmm. Is there more of you?
- No.

310
00:18:40,398 --> 00:18:42,835
Well, is it...
What is it? Is it some...

311
00:18:42,937 --> 00:18:44,870
Like they show it in offices?

312
00:18:44,972 --> 00:18:46,065
I think something like that.

313
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,666
Yeah.

314
00:18:47,768 --> 00:18:49,869
Well, it seems like
an important tool.

315
00:18:51,376 --> 00:18:53,746
And, uh, no,
you made an impression.

316
00:18:53,848 --> 00:18:55,144
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

317
00:18:55,246 --> 00:18:56,777
We all gotta start somewhere.

318
00:18:58,484 --> 00:19:02,147
Yeah. Oh, you have
this blackhead on your nose.

319
00:19:02,249 --> 00:19:03,417
Oh, I...

320
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:04,752
- Can I get at it?
-Uh...

321
00:19:06,225 --> 00:19:08,591
It's...
I can get it.

322
00:19:09,795 --> 00:19:10,758
Can I?

323
00:19:11,491 --> 00:19:13,965
Oh, okay.

324
00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:16,230
It's... No. I don't have to.

325
00:19:16,332 --> 00:19:17,696
No, it's... It's fine.

326
00:19:17,798 --> 00:19:19,531
It's, uh, you have
very oily skin.

327
00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:20,867
I have a good cream for that.

328
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,610
- Okay.
- Hmm. I'd love to try it.

329
00:19:23,712 --> 00:19:25,509
- Yeah?
- Sure.

330
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,921
So, no more of you
in this?

331
00:19:41,357 --> 00:19:43,358
- No.
- Ah, nope? Okay.

332
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:44,660
Um...

333
00:19:45,427 --> 00:19:48,400
I think, uh, I'm gonna...

334
00:19:48,502 --> 00:19:50,433
-Hey, I... I'm sorry.
- No, don't be sorry.

335
00:19:50,535 --> 00:19:53,501
I... I forgot I have
this thing, and, uh...

336
00:19:53,603 --> 00:19:55,506
I'll talk to you later.
See you soon.

337
00:20:01,349 --> 00:20:02,379
<i>Psychologists have begun</i>

338
00:20:02,481 --> 00:20:04,716
<i>to uncover where disgust
comes from...</i>

339
00:20:05,748 --> 00:20:06,678
<i>...some
researchers believing</i>

340
00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:08,882
<i>the emotion is
similar to fear.</i>

341
00:20:08,984 --> 00:20:11,355
<i>"Fear evolved to keep you
away from large animals</i>

342
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,424
<i>"that want to eat you
from the outside,"</i>

343
00:20:13,526 --> 00:20:16,088
<i>says Valerie Curtis,
a behavioral scientist</i>

344
00:20:16,190 --> 00:20:18,895
<i>at the London School of
Hygiene and Tropical Medicine.</i>

345
00:20:27,107 --> 00:20:28,404
Okay, and then...

346
00:20:28,506 --> 00:20:30,175
Ta-da!

347
00:20:30,277 --> 00:20:32,078
Okay. All right.
It's just a file photo,

348
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:34,314
but I believe
we all get the idea.

349
00:20:35,249 --> 00:20:37,482
Uh, all right,
let's move on, Dr. Trutz.

350
00:20:38,547 --> 00:20:40,251
All right, as you may know,

351
00:20:40,353 --> 00:20:42,121
this drug was
originally developed

352
00:20:42,223 --> 00:20:43,850
as a treatment
for androgenic alopecia.

353
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,123
It's an area which has
shown significant promise.

354
00:20:46,226 --> 00:20:48,020
Uh, it's
in phase three trials?

355
00:20:48,889 --> 00:20:50,593
Uh, but, what we're
attempting here,

356
00:20:50,695 --> 00:20:53,164
though, of course,
for a far more niche market,

357
00:20:53,266 --> 00:20:55,399
is a different beast
altogether.

358
00:20:55,501 --> 00:20:57,632
At the dose that we propose
to administer,

359
00:20:57,735 --> 00:21:00,567
physical modification
of hard and soft tissue,

360
00:21:00,669 --> 00:21:02,975
both reductive
and augmentative,

361
00:21:03,077 --> 00:21:04,010
was observed without the need

362
00:21:04,112 --> 00:21:06,379
for manual shaving
or grafting.

363
00:21:06,481 --> 00:21:09,545
There is the potential
to restore form and function

364
00:21:09,647 --> 00:21:11,476
to bodies containing
a variety of defects,

365
00:21:11,578 --> 00:21:12,580
which is paramount

366
00:21:12,682 --> 00:21:14,547
to a patient's
physical appearance,

367
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:16,420
while reducing
the overall cost

368
00:21:16,522 --> 00:21:19,024
with only a moderate level
of morbidity.

369
00:21:19,126 --> 00:21:21,227
There was a non-zero number

370
00:21:21,329 --> 00:21:24,527
of wound dehiscence
and vessel damage...

371
00:22:16,516 --> 00:22:20,153
We'll use this one
to measure the progress,

372
00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:23,285
and we'll feed
any inconsistencies

373
00:22:23,387 --> 00:22:26,586
back into the machine.

374
00:22:26,688 --> 00:22:30,023
Wow. What a world!

375
00:22:32,426 --> 00:22:34,599
Log book.

376
00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:37,534
Next to each
potential side effect,
mark the number.

377
00:22:37,636 --> 00:22:40,467
Zero meaning non-existent,
one meaning mild,

378
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:42,705
ten meaning...

379
00:22:42,807 --> 00:22:46,542
These are going to help
protect your kidneys.

380
00:22:46,644 --> 00:22:49,608
Take them every four hours
on the dot.

381
00:22:49,710 --> 00:22:51,312
These could be placebos?

382
00:22:51,414 --> 00:22:52,549
These ones, no.

383
00:22:52,652 --> 00:22:55,452
Everybody gets these
to protect the kidneys.

384
00:22:55,554 --> 00:22:57,223
The placebo arms are
for the Turpidol

385
00:22:57,325 --> 00:22:59,057
and the Ochiprosoponib
medication.

386
00:22:59,159 --> 00:23:00,159
So theoretically, yes,

387
00:23:00,261 --> 00:23:01,525
with those you won't know
for sure,

388
00:23:01,627 --> 00:23:03,592
but I'd just put that idea
out of your head.

389
00:23:03,694 --> 00:23:06,026
Now, let's get
that bandage changed.

390
00:23:06,868 --> 00:23:07,759
Dr. Trutz.

391
00:23:07,861 --> 00:23:10,932
Dr. Trutz! Dressing change.

392
00:23:15,173 --> 00:23:16,135
This one's...

393
00:23:17,011 --> 00:23:18,137
See you tomorrow.

394
00:23:49,706 --> 00:23:51,709
And it paid
really badly, so...

395
00:23:53,678 --> 00:23:55,540
- It wasn't the move.
- Wasn't the move.

396
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:56,979
Wasn't the move.

397
00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,143
Um, I remember...

398
00:23:59,245 --> 00:24:00,817
I remember going
to some great record stores.

399
00:25:39,552 --> 00:25:40,752
<i>It drives me crazy.</i>

400
00:25:40,854 --> 00:25:42,015
<i>And you know what I think
about money I make?</i>

401
00:25:42,117 --> 00:25:43,248
<i>I'll tell you what I think
about money.</i>

402
00:25:43,350 --> 00:25:45,622
<i>See this? This is what
I think about money.</i>

403
00:25:45,724 --> 00:25:47,987
<i>This, all right?
So go ahead then.</i>

404
00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:49,789
<i>You ready?
Throw it up in my face.</i>

405
00:25:49,891 --> 00:25:51,063
<i>Come on, do what you say.</i>

406
00:25:51,165 --> 00:25:52,363
<i>Say it! Say it!</i>

407
00:25:52,465 --> 00:25:53,861
<i>Say how you pay the bills.</i>

408
00:25:53,963 --> 00:25:55,501
<i>How you're spending
your money.</i>

409
00:25:55,603 --> 00:25:57,031
<i>How you picked up
the rent last month.</i>

410
00:25:57,133 --> 00:25:58,732
<i>Huh? What do you want me
to do, get on my knees?</i>

411
00:25:58,835 --> 00:26:00,436
<i>You want me to kiss your feet?</i>

412
00:26:00,538 --> 00:26:01,870
<i>Well, forget it, man.</i>

413
00:26:01,972 --> 00:26:03,473
<i>Because this place
has been here long</i>

414
00:26:03,576 --> 00:26:04,741
<i>before you got me up in here,</i>

415
00:26:04,843 --> 00:26:05,907
<i>and it'll be here long
after you leave.</i>

416
00:26:06,010 --> 00:26:07,675
<i>All right? So don't tell me
about money.</i>

417
00:26:07,778 --> 00:26:08,777
<i>And don't tell me about pain,</i>

418
00:26:08,879 --> 00:26:09,842
<i>and don't tell me
when you think</i>

419
00:26:09,944 --> 00:26:11,144
<i>it could've been finished.</i>

420
00:26:11,246 --> 00:26:13,750
<i>All right? I'll tell you
when it gets finished.</i>

421
00:26:13,852 --> 00:26:15,149
<i>In fact, you'll be
the first to know.</i>

422
00:26:15,251 --> 00:26:16,715
<i>I'll come and tell you, man.
I'll come over...</i>

423
00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:22,260
<i>I'll whisper it.
Right in your ear, man.</i>

424
00:26:22,362 --> 00:26:23,529
<i>I'll say, "It's done!"</i>

425
00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:27,631
<i>Ah, come on.</i>

426
00:26:27,733 --> 00:26:29,535
<i>I don't wanna spend
another night</i>

427
00:26:29,637 --> 00:26:32,968
<i>just sitting around,
looking at the TV.</i>

428
00:26:33,070 --> 00:26:35,233
<i>We have to.
We have no money.</i>

429
00:26:35,336 --> 00:26:38,741
<i>But I thought
you got your al...</i>

430
00:26:38,843 --> 00:26:42,314
<i>- Ali, Ale, Al...</i>
-<i>Alimony.</i>

431
00:26:42,416 --> 00:26:44,946
<i>Alimony check today.</i>

432
00:26:45,048 --> 00:26:46,551
<i>I did,
but I had to pay rent.</i>

433
00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:54,318
<i>We don't have any drugs?</i>

434
00:26:54,421 --> 00:26:56,124
<i>We don't have any money?</i>

435
00:26:56,226 --> 00:26:58,258
<i>We don't have any...</i>

436
00:26:59,597 --> 00:27:01,932
<i>I can't take it anymore!</i>

437
00:27:02,034 --> 00:27:04,036
<i>Why don't you call up
one of your friends</i>

438
00:27:04,138 --> 00:27:05,133
<i>and go out?</i>

439
00:27:07,170 --> 00:27:10,072
<i>Because I don't have
any friends.</i>

440
00:27:17,784 --> 00:27:20,280
Open the door!

441
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,927
No, no. This way. 4B! 4B!

442
00:27:32,029 --> 00:27:33,491
Come on.
Let's move. Go, go, go.

443
00:27:37,035 --> 00:27:38,301
Snip the thing.
Yeah.

444
00:27:38,403 --> 00:27:39,431
Cut it.

445
00:27:41,773 --> 00:27:43,039
- You got him?
-Yeah.

446
00:27:44,006 --> 00:27:45,675
Careful,
don't drop him.

447
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,040
Oh!

448
00:27:49,142 --> 00:27:50,108
I got him. I got him.

449
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,380
Good?
Yep.

450
00:27:51,482 --> 00:27:53,352
I'm... I'm good.

451
00:27:53,454 --> 00:27:54,585
Yeah, I'm tired man.

452
00:28:07,362 --> 00:28:10,964
Okay, set it down.
Goodnight, sweet prince.

453
00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:12,330
Think this guy was
a poet?

454
00:28:14,102 --> 00:28:15,775
What were
you doing, man?

455
00:28:16,210 --> 00:28:17,607
What?

456
00:28:17,709 --> 00:28:18,943
<i>Hello?</i>

457
00:28:20,044 --> 00:28:23,378
Hey, go around.
You gotta go around.

458
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,242
Let's go!

459
00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:30,520
Learn to park, motherfuckers.

460
00:28:34,288 --> 00:28:35,493
Hey, where were you

461
00:28:35,595 --> 00:28:36,691
when my mother had a stroke.

462
00:28:36,793 --> 00:28:38,430
Hey, come on, guy!

463
00:28:38,532 --> 00:28:40,633
Go away. You gotta go back.

464
00:28:44,531 --> 00:28:47,665
His name was Ostermeier,
according to his mailbox.

465
00:28:48,301 --> 00:28:51,041
- Yeah, Ostermeier.
- You knew him?

466
00:28:51,639 --> 00:28:52,812
No.

467
00:28:54,943 --> 00:28:56,343
Would you kill yourself?

468
00:28:59,518 --> 00:29:00,919
I don't know, maybe.

469
00:29:01,687 --> 00:29:02,916
Depends on the circumstances.

470
00:29:03,018 --> 00:29:05,550
Don't say "maybe". Say "no".

471
00:29:07,595 --> 00:29:09,554
- Would you?
- What a question!

472
00:29:10,728 --> 00:29:12,293
I know I asked it first.

473
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,366
Hey, what happened
to your bandage?

474
00:29:15,468 --> 00:29:16,728
Oh, yeah, it healed.

475
00:29:17,430 --> 00:29:20,331
It's a miracle.
I'm like St. Francis.

476
00:29:20,433 --> 00:29:21,704
Guess I chose
the wrong profession,

477
00:29:21,806 --> 00:29:23,367
and now I'm gonna slash you,

478
00:29:23,469 --> 00:29:25,141
get some more practice.

479
00:29:25,743 --> 00:29:28,144
Sorry. Nervous Nelly.

480
00:29:32,012 --> 00:29:32,946
I'm not scared.

481
00:29:33,048 --> 00:29:36,051
Um, what are your plays about?

482
00:29:36,154 --> 00:29:38,583
No, don't ask.
I'd rather talk about suicide.

483
00:29:39,692 --> 00:29:40,955
- Sorry.
- No, it's just...

484
00:29:41,057 --> 00:29:42,661
It's embarrassing
talking about...

485
00:29:42,763 --> 00:29:43,991
Especially when it's
still in progress.

486
00:29:44,093 --> 00:29:45,829
You know,
I call myself a writer,

487
00:29:45,931 --> 00:29:49,368
but it's...
It's sort of aspirational.

488
00:29:49,470 --> 00:29:50,899
No, I do write. It's...

489
00:29:51,001 --> 00:29:52,100
I've written
a few translations

490
00:29:52,203 --> 00:29:53,804
by this Italian, though,
you wouldn't know him,

491
00:29:53,906 --> 00:29:55,903
he's a nobody.
I won an award for it.

492
00:29:56,005 --> 00:29:58,304
- Small, but, yeah.
- Hmm.

493
00:29:58,407 --> 00:30:01,045
I'm trying to write
my first original play,

494
00:30:01,780 --> 00:30:04,276
but I'm still figuring it out.

495
00:30:04,378 --> 00:30:05,909
You probably want
your typewriter back.

496
00:30:07,051 --> 00:30:09,685
Oh, throw it out
for all I give a shit.

497
00:30:09,787 --> 00:30:11,319
I wouldn't throw it out.

498
00:30:11,421 --> 00:30:14,256
At the very least, it makes me
looks like a writer.

499
00:30:14,358 --> 00:30:16,625
At the very least, it makes me
look like a writer.

500
00:30:17,930 --> 00:30:21,263
- Its presence mocks me.
- Inspires you.

501
00:30:23,234 --> 00:30:24,864
That's the most positive
thing I've heard you say.

502
00:30:27,674 --> 00:30:29,106
What are your favorite plays?

503
00:30:30,004 --> 00:30:32,139
Um, I don't know.

504
00:30:32,241 --> 00:30:34,579
The one about
the, um, selling...

505
00:30:34,681 --> 00:30:37,609
The... The seller, salesman.

506
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,150
Oh. Mmm-hmm.

507
00:30:40,718 --> 00:30:41,954
- Um...
- Yeah.

508
00:30:43,122 --> 00:30:46,188
I saw a pretty good one
on TV about the Nazis.

509
00:30:46,290 --> 00:30:49,861
- Which one's that?
- I don't remember the name,

510
00:30:49,963 --> 00:30:52,192
but it had singing
and dancing and Nazis.

511
00:30:52,294 --> 00:30:53,661
The Nazis were singing
and dancing?

512
00:30:53,763 --> 00:30:55,264
No, the, um...

513
00:30:56,702 --> 00:30:58,399
- The other...
- Jews.

514
00:30:59,406 --> 00:31:00,167
I guess so.

515
00:31:00,269 --> 00:31:01,666
The Jews were singing
and dancing?

516
00:31:03,136 --> 00:31:04,072
Yeah, I guess so.

517
00:31:04,174 --> 00:31:06,311
Sounds like
a weird dream you had.

518
00:31:07,714 --> 00:31:09,278
Probably I'm misremembering.

519
00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:14,283
Who's that?

520
00:31:16,788 --> 00:31:18,083
I don't... I don't know.

521
00:31:18,185 --> 00:31:19,585
Why is he waving at you?

522
00:31:21,660 --> 00:31:23,358
I... I have no idea.

523
00:31:25,158 --> 00:31:26,862
What did he want?

524
00:31:26,964 --> 00:31:28,330
Why'd he think he knew you?

525
00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:33,632
Sometimes
these things happen to me.

526
00:31:34,506 --> 00:31:35,502
They do?

527
00:31:39,175 --> 00:31:41,143
Well, I'd like
to come see the...

528
00:31:41,245 --> 00:31:43,274
- Your play when...
- You're not gonna see it,

529
00:31:43,376 --> 00:31:44,911
you're gonna be in it, right?

530
00:32:27,954 --> 00:32:29,226
Ah!

531
00:32:46,172 --> 00:32:47,376
Argh!

532
00:33:11,901 --> 00:33:14,035
Argh!

533
00:33:14,137 --> 00:33:15,536
It's incredible.

534
00:33:17,540 --> 00:33:20,473
I guess this means
I'm not in the control group?

535
00:33:20,576 --> 00:33:23,313
I can't disclose
that information, officially.

536
00:33:23,415 --> 00:33:26,112
This could be something
called the placebo effect.

537
00:33:26,214 --> 00:33:27,579
I have to admit,

538
00:33:27,681 --> 00:33:29,583
I'm... I'm starting
to feel a little...

539
00:33:30,988 --> 00:33:32,619
frightened, and, uh...

540
00:33:33,956 --> 00:33:35,092
Is this safe?

541
00:33:35,195 --> 00:33:40,461
I mean, uh, my face is
falling off in clumps.

542
00:33:40,563 --> 00:33:41,932
I'm sure it only looks

543
00:33:42,034 --> 00:33:44,597
- like clumps to you.
- Big gobs.

544
00:33:44,699 --> 00:33:47,301
Skin particles cleaving
at the fascial planes.

545
00:33:47,403 --> 00:33:49,303
Look, you are healing,
Mr. Lemuel.

546
00:33:49,405 --> 00:33:51,935
You're a part
of medical history.

547
00:33:52,037 --> 00:33:54,912
You might even be the subject
of a documentary one day.

548
00:33:55,014 --> 00:33:56,509
If I'm not
in the control group.

549
00:33:56,611 --> 00:33:57,708
Oh, and if at all possible,

550
00:33:57,811 --> 00:33:59,583
I'd like you to take
photographs of your face,

551
00:33:59,685 --> 00:34:00,919
say ten a day,

552
00:34:01,021 --> 00:34:02,084
just to monitor
the rate of change,

553
00:34:02,186 --> 00:34:04,882
which appears
to be very rapid.

554
00:34:06,422 --> 00:34:09,628
Perhaps the risk
is worth the reward.

555
00:34:09,730 --> 00:34:10,822
Something to think about.

556
00:34:19,572 --> 00:34:20,568
Ta-da!

557
00:34:28,012 --> 00:34:29,607
What do I do with it?

558
00:34:29,709 --> 00:34:33,416
Keep it, uh,
as a souvenir, a reminder.

559
00:34:34,016 --> 00:34:35,253
Of what?

560
00:34:51,465 --> 00:34:54,734
Do you hear that? That alarm.

561
00:34:55,941 --> 00:34:57,168
You're an actor, right?

562
00:34:57,270 --> 00:34:58,606
A movie actor.

563
00:34:59,274 --> 00:35:01,045
I've seen you around.

564
00:35:01,147 --> 00:35:03,314
You gotta be careful
out there, man.

565
00:35:38,747 --> 00:35:40,945
Crapper's
for customers only, buddy.

566
00:35:42,383 --> 00:35:43,684
So what's it gonna be?

567
00:35:47,193 --> 00:35:49,294
Something potent
by the looks of it.

568
00:35:58,067 --> 00:35:59,634
Up? Or rocks?

569
00:36:03,836 --> 00:36:06,905
Let's not dilute
its medicinal value, huh?

570
00:36:22,123 --> 00:36:23,328
Hey, man.

571
00:36:24,357 --> 00:36:25,924
I know you.

572
00:36:28,297 --> 00:36:29,796
Where do I know you from?

573
00:36:30,363 --> 00:36:31,534
I don't know.

574
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,603
Do you know me?
You recognize me?

575
00:36:35,203 --> 00:36:36,338
I'm Guy Gaunt.

576
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,671
-I don't know.
- Ring a bell?

577
00:36:37,773 --> 00:36:39,709
I don't know, maybe.
I can't place you.

578
00:36:39,811 --> 00:36:40,774
Right.

579
00:36:42,147 --> 00:36:43,942
- Volunteer fireman.
- What?

580
00:36:45,185 --> 00:36:47,478
Do you... Do you work
for Facebook?

581
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:50,988
No, but I get this a lot.

582
00:36:51,090 --> 00:36:53,292
- Um...
- No, that's not it.

583
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,723
I saw you.

584
00:36:55,825 --> 00:36:57,893
I wouldn't forget you.
I... I don't forget a face.

585
00:36:57,995 --> 00:36:58,990
Hmm.

586
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,697
Excuse me,
you got a little, uh,

587
00:37:03,332 --> 00:37:05,499
blood or something on ya.

588
00:37:05,601 --> 00:37:08,901
-Hmm. Hmm.
- What's your name?

589
00:37:10,306 --> 00:37:12,377
- Edward.
- After that.

590
00:37:15,211 --> 00:37:16,645
- Lemuel.
- Huh?

591
00:37:17,543 --> 00:37:19,280
- Lemuel.
- Leemwell.

592
00:37:19,382 --> 00:37:21,445
- Edward Leemwell.
- Mmm-hmm.

593
00:37:21,547 --> 00:37:22,813
Hey, how do you do?

594
00:37:22,915 --> 00:37:25,215
This is really
some mystery, isn't it?

595
00:37:25,751 --> 00:37:27,623
I'm Guy Gaunt, like I said.

596
00:37:29,556 --> 00:37:30,956
It'll come to me though.

597
00:37:31,924 --> 00:37:34,525
- You think on it, too, okay?
- Okay.

598
00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:38,436
Okay. Enjoy your drink.

599
00:38:01,421 --> 00:38:03,593
No!

600
00:38:35,294 --> 00:38:37,495
Uh...

601
00:40:06,246 --> 00:40:08,418
I must say
it's a silver lining.

602
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,284
- It's not...
-It's not what?

603
00:40:14,958 --> 00:40:16,186
<i>If you put your lips together,</i>

604
00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:19,259
<i>and blow, uh, sometimes
this is what you get.</i>

605
00:40:20,931 --> 00:40:23,601
<i>And, uh, you know, most of
the frustrated comments</i>

606
00:40:23,703 --> 00:40:27,270
<i>I get are, "Cosmo, I put
my lips together and I blew,</i>

607
00:40:27,372 --> 00:40:29,101
<i>"but, um, that's all I got.</i>

608
00:40:29,203 --> 00:40:31,838
<i>"I sound like a tea kettle,
but it's not whistling."</i>

609
00:40:31,941 --> 00:40:34,812
<i>Obviously, there's
something else at play.</i>

610
00:40:35,782 --> 00:40:39,111
<i>What you really want is
you want your... your mouth...</i>

611
00:40:39,213 --> 00:40:42,046
<i>...tight.</i>

612
00:40:42,149 --> 00:40:45,053
<i>Not necessarily...</i>

613
00:40:45,155 --> 00:40:47,819
<i>...small,
because that, you know, varies</i>

614
00:40:47,921 --> 00:40:49,594
<i>with the pitch.</i>

615
00:43:05,427 --> 00:43:06,423
Whiskey.

616
00:43:08,728 --> 00:43:09,866
Rocks, up?

617
00:43:12,837 --> 00:43:15,003
I don't wanna dilute
the medicinal value.

618
00:43:16,207 --> 00:43:17,236
You what?

619
00:43:29,748 --> 00:43:30,986
One more?

620
00:43:41,497 --> 00:43:42,893
Let's go, man!

621
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:44,667
Come on, man. We did it!

622
00:43:44,769 --> 00:43:47,170
- Fucking wild, man.
- Let's go baby.

623
00:43:47,272 --> 00:43:49,638
Yeah! Yeah!

624
00:43:49,740 --> 00:43:50,873
Come on, man.
Yeah!

625
00:43:50,975 --> 00:43:52,607
It's time to fuck up!

626
00:43:52,709 --> 00:43:54,210
Yeah!
Yeah!

627
00:45:49,756 --> 00:45:50,961
Uh...

628
00:46:21,361 --> 00:46:22,454
You got the hole?

629
00:46:23,730 --> 00:46:26,623
Uh, what...
What time is it?

630
00:46:29,601 --> 00:46:30,800
What the hell did you do?

631
00:46:30,902 --> 00:46:32,837
I... I didn't...
I didn't do anything.

632
00:46:32,939 --> 00:46:34,705
Well, you shouldn't
have let it get like this.

633
00:46:34,807 --> 00:46:36,003
Yeah. Well, what was
I supposed to?

634
00:46:36,105 --> 00:46:37,137
I didn't...
I didn't know what...

635
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:40,038
You know, I told
the guy downstairs, and...

636
00:46:40,140 --> 00:46:42,646
- Where were you?
- Gallstones.

637
00:46:42,748 --> 00:46:44,113
- I thought your mother...
- This 4F?

638
00:46:45,185 --> 00:46:46,181
Yeah.

639
00:46:48,314 --> 00:46:49,613
You're the man
that lives here?

640
00:46:50,488 --> 00:46:52,924
Well, yes.

641
00:46:54,587 --> 00:46:56,658
There's another man
that lives here though.

642
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:00,057
Sometimes, maybe. Why?

643
00:47:00,159 --> 00:47:01,125
You're the one that called

644
00:47:01,228 --> 00:47:02,962
and complained
about this hole.

645
00:47:03,064 --> 00:47:04,903
- The man with the dog.
- No.

646
00:47:05,901 --> 00:47:07,532
I mean, I have a cat.

647
00:47:08,574 --> 00:47:11,107
A cat? Named what?

648
00:47:13,709 --> 00:47:15,012
I don't know.

649
00:47:19,379 --> 00:47:20,614
That's the guy
that lives here?

650
00:47:20,716 --> 00:47:23,546
That is art.

651
00:47:23,649 --> 00:47:26,452
-Hmm, like a mask?
- Like a... A bust.

652
00:47:31,024 --> 00:47:32,359
Pretty weird stuff.

653
00:47:34,129 --> 00:47:36,797
Okay, I'll, uh,
I'll fix the...

654
00:47:36,899 --> 00:47:38,332
- Is that the cat?
- Yep.

655
00:47:40,166 --> 00:47:42,906
Okay, I'll fix the hole.

656
00:47:43,009 --> 00:47:45,303
- Should I leave?
- You can do whatever you want.

657
00:47:45,405 --> 00:47:48,111
You need help?
Want some tap water?

658
00:47:50,278 --> 00:47:52,148
I hope I have
the materials for this.

659
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:54,678
This is a big problem.

660
00:47:56,381 --> 00:47:58,088
Should've fixed this sooner.

661
00:48:03,158 --> 00:48:05,321
Hi, uh, sorry.
It... It was open.

662
00:48:05,423 --> 00:48:07,361
Is this Ed Lemuel's apartment?

663
00:48:08,733 --> 00:48:10,128
I... I know it's early.

664
00:48:10,230 --> 00:48:11,802
I'm looking for Mr. Lemuel.

665
00:48:11,904 --> 00:48:13,233
- Uh, he's a patient of mine.
- Um...

666
00:48:13,335 --> 00:48:15,970
Uh, we have not heard
from him for a week,

667
00:48:16,072 --> 00:48:17,134
and no one
in my office has been

668
00:48:17,236 --> 00:48:19,037
able to get a hold of him.

669
00:48:19,139 --> 00:48:20,273
Yeah.

670
00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:24,708
Well, what, um,
happened is that he, uh...

671
00:48:26,046 --> 00:48:27,249
Edward is dead.

672
00:48:28,454 --> 00:48:30,279
What? He's dead?

673
00:48:30,381 --> 00:48:32,522
It happened very suddenly.

674
00:48:32,624 --> 00:48:34,019
How? When... Uh...

675
00:48:34,121 --> 00:48:35,723
Excuse me. Excuse me.

676
00:48:35,825 --> 00:48:37,358
Ah, thanks. Thanks.

677
00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:41,098
I'm Guy, a family friend.

678
00:48:41,732 --> 00:48:43,067
- Family.
- Yeah.

679
00:48:43,999 --> 00:48:45,162
So, is there a funeral?

680
00:48:45,264 --> 00:48:46,936
Uh, yeah, no, it's over.

681
00:48:47,038 --> 00:48:50,273
He's... He's dead
and buried. Cremated.

682
00:48:50,642 --> 00:48:52,602
Well, was he sick?

683
00:48:52,705 --> 00:48:55,046
Oh, I'm sorry.
Excuse me, guys. Yeah.

684
00:48:55,613 --> 00:48:56,706
We don't know.

685
00:48:56,808 --> 00:48:58,610
We're trying to find out.

686
00:48:59,077 --> 00:49:00,414
Suicide.

687
00:49:01,420 --> 00:49:02,883
Suicide?

688
00:49:02,985 --> 00:49:04,248
Uh, was he depressed?

689
00:49:04,351 --> 00:49:05,415
Yeah. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Yeah.

690
00:49:05,517 --> 00:49:07,385
- Was he depressed?
- I don't know.

691
00:49:07,487 --> 00:49:09,786
I don't know.

692
00:49:11,325 --> 00:49:13,091
You... You say
he was cremated?

693
00:49:13,193 --> 00:49:15,033
I think cremated, yeah.

694
00:49:16,435 --> 00:49:17,464
Uh...

695
00:49:19,335 --> 00:49:23,808
So you're sure
Mr. Lemuel is really gone?

696
00:49:23,910 --> 00:49:27,177
Yep. He's, uh,
really, really gone.

697
00:49:28,042 --> 00:49:29,278
Just like that.

698
00:49:45,260 --> 00:49:46,658
I think
you have mice.

699
00:49:47,733 --> 00:49:50,332
I saw some droppings. Ugh!

700
00:49:51,499 --> 00:49:55,106
You need a cat.

701
00:49:57,370 --> 00:49:59,506
All right, I'll see you later.

702
00:50:15,123 --> 00:50:17,423
<i>♪ Guy Moratz!</i>

703
00:50:17,525 --> 00:50:20,291
<i>♪ You know I'm gonna
Take a chance</i>

704
00:50:20,393 --> 00:50:23,260
<i>♪ On some good ass property</i>

705
00:50:23,362 --> 00:50:25,263
<i>♪ Sell it to the lady ♪</i>

706
00:50:25,365 --> 00:50:27,736
Yeah!
Whoa!

707
00:50:29,405 --> 00:50:30,937
Look at this guy!

708
00:50:31,039 --> 00:50:32,269
Look at this guy!

709
00:50:32,371 --> 00:50:33,439
- Yes.
-Yeah!

710
00:50:33,541 --> 00:50:35,779
This is my fucking guy.
Look at this piece

711
00:50:35,882 --> 00:50:36,606
- of man candy
- Put it down.

712
00:50:36,708 --> 00:50:38,377
-No way.
- No. I'm not going to.

713
00:50:38,479 --> 00:50:39,577
Look at this piece

714
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,579
of man candy. I'm getting
a fucking toothache.

715
00:50:41,682 --> 00:50:44,219
-He looks great.
- Sit the fuck down.

716
00:50:44,322 --> 00:50:46,118
Sit the fuck down
and get to work, you genius.

717
00:50:46,220 --> 00:50:48,092
It turned out so well.

718
00:50:48,194 --> 00:50:49,925
I notice that isn't
on your little billboard.

719
00:50:50,027 --> 00:50:52,491
-  Sorry.
- What?

720
00:50:52,594 --> 00:50:54,724
Just that
little pockmark or whatever.

721
00:50:54,827 --> 00:50:56,230
It's nothing.
Nobody's ever gonna notice it.

722
00:50:56,332 --> 00:50:57,495
It's not... You can't
see it on the...

723
00:50:57,597 --> 00:51:00,798
You know, I'm sure
they buffed it out.

724
00:51:02,205 --> 00:51:03,568
You're gonna wanna
change your name

725
00:51:03,670 --> 00:51:05,470
if you're gonna be
a fucking famous model.

726
00:51:05,572 --> 00:51:08,344
Guy Moratz just sounds
fucking made up.

727
00:51:08,446 --> 00:51:11,244
He's on the lam.
He's on the lam, huh?

728
00:51:11,346 --> 00:51:12,446
You kill somebody?
Who are you?

729
00:51:12,548 --> 00:51:14,379
I'm not gonna tell anybody.
You kill somebody?

730
00:51:14,481 --> 00:51:17,483
- No.
-Stay humble, Fabio.

731
00:51:17,586 --> 00:51:19,850
I see you over there
getting a big old head.

732
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:04,123
They taunt me and beg me

733
00:53:04,225 --> 00:53:05,792
just to see my face.

734
00:53:06,294 --> 00:53:08,999
Only so that when I do,

735
00:53:09,101 --> 00:53:11,727
they can turn
and run in horror.

736
00:53:11,829 --> 00:53:13,463
Thank you,
Mr. Silverheels.

737
00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:14,866
Thank you for your time.

738
00:53:19,538 --> 00:53:20,773
I worry about it.

739
00:53:22,947 --> 00:53:23,908
Can I help you?

740
00:53:26,082 --> 00:53:27,381
Hi...

741
00:53:27,483 --> 00:53:29,617
- Are you here for Edward?
-Uh...

742
00:53:31,385 --> 00:53:32,486
Is he on the call sheet?

743
00:53:32,589 --> 00:53:34,457
Sammy Silverheels
is the last one for the day.

744
00:53:35,753 --> 00:53:37,856
- What?
- Did you get sides?

745
00:53:39,197 --> 00:53:41,096
- Sides?
- Viv give him the...

746
00:53:41,198 --> 00:53:42,965
Get him sides for, um, Theo.

747
00:53:43,067 --> 00:53:44,166
-Okay.
- Scene 12.

748
00:53:44,268 --> 00:53:45,996
- Fiona, can you...
-Yeah.

749
00:53:55,377 --> 00:53:57,381
Okay. Whenever you're ready.

750
00:54:04,888 --> 00:54:05,884
Um...

751
00:54:07,357 --> 00:54:08,785
"If... If it was me,
I would...

752
00:54:08,887 --> 00:54:11,190
"I'd just move
out of the building,

753
00:54:11,292 --> 00:54:13,095
"forfeit my deposit.

754
00:54:13,197 --> 00:54:15,595
"I couldn't live next to that.

755
00:54:15,697 --> 00:54:19,265
"Every time you step outside
not knowing

756
00:54:19,367 --> 00:54:20,767
"if he's gonna be there.

757
00:54:23,134 --> 00:54:27,642
"Always be on guard.
Jesus, I'd have nightmares."

758
00:54:27,744 --> 00:54:30,909
Come on. Don't be an asshole.
You don't mean that.

759
00:54:36,748 --> 00:54:38,849
"I sure as hell do mean it.

760
00:54:38,951 --> 00:54:43,422
"And I... I don't feel bad
about it either.

761
00:54:43,524 --> 00:54:45,693
"Humans are hardwired to fear,

762
00:54:46,561 --> 00:54:48,663
"despise the sick
and the ugly.

763
00:54:50,569 --> 00:54:55,172
"Used to leave deformed babies
out to die in the cold.

764
00:54:55,274 --> 00:54:57,304
"Put 'em
in the institutions at least.

765
00:54:57,406 --> 00:54:59,637
"I've got science on my side.

766
00:54:59,739 --> 00:55:01,741
"You know it's true.
But it's...

767
00:55:01,843 --> 00:55:05,713
"You're... You're
just being politically, um...

768
00:55:07,380 --> 00:55:08,584
"correct."

769
00:55:16,159 --> 00:55:18,324
I need this, man.

770
00:55:18,426 --> 00:55:20,589
I'd be right for it, too.

771
00:55:20,691 --> 00:55:22,994
Kind of born for it.

772
00:55:23,695 --> 00:55:25,331
You know what I mean.

773
00:55:25,433 --> 00:55:27,631
Just wanna tell my mama,

774
00:55:27,733 --> 00:55:31,038
"Hey, it was all worth it."

775
00:55:32,805 --> 00:55:35,875
The life
we've chosen, huh?

776
00:55:38,212 --> 00:55:39,175
Yeah.

777
00:56:01,436 --> 00:56:03,566
Uh, who is Guy Moratz?

778
00:56:03,668 --> 00:56:05,240
Does it hurt?

779
00:56:05,342 --> 00:56:07,137
No.
Good.

780
00:56:08,914 --> 00:56:10,247
Hey, that photo,

781
00:56:10,349 --> 00:56:11,709
- is that you as a boy?
-Oh.

782
00:56:11,811 --> 00:56:12,811
Excuse me.
Yeah.

783
00:56:12,913 --> 00:56:15,079
Excuse me.
What's going on here?

784
00:56:16,849 --> 00:56:18,888
I...
Well...

785
00:56:18,990 --> 00:56:20,018
What?

786
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:24,022
Forgive me, is that,
uh, some kind of mask?

787
00:56:25,295 --> 00:56:26,563
It's a prototype.

788
00:56:27,331 --> 00:56:30,132
Prototype? Of what?

789
00:56:30,234 --> 00:56:31,462
For the face.

790
00:56:31,564 --> 00:56:34,397
The eventual, uh...

791
00:56:35,266 --> 00:56:37,074
Uh, we'll use makeup.
I don't... I don't know...

792
00:56:37,176 --> 00:56:38,234
However you wanna handle it.

793
00:56:39,145 --> 00:56:40,669
Who are you exactly?

794
00:56:40,771 --> 00:56:41,974
I'm Edward.

795
00:56:43,445 --> 00:56:44,977
Guy Moratz, supposedly.

796
00:56:46,319 --> 00:56:47,518
I was...
Guy Moratz.

797
00:56:47,620 --> 00:56:49,586
- You're Guy Moratz.
-I was born for this.

798
00:56:50,956 --> 00:56:52,050
So...

799
00:56:53,092 --> 00:56:54,421
I am this guy.

800
00:56:54,523 --> 00:56:56,659
Are you... deformed?

801
00:56:57,756 --> 00:56:59,123
I am this guy.

802
00:57:01,230 --> 00:57:02,564
We...

803
00:57:02,667 --> 00:57:04,961
This is... This is an
off-Broadway production.

804
00:57:05,063 --> 00:57:06,402
I don't think
we can afford makeup.

805
00:57:06,504 --> 00:57:07,835
Just let me
do the scene.

806
00:57:08,704 --> 00:57:10,040
Where'd
you get that mask?

807
00:57:10,142 --> 00:57:11,234
Begin please.

808
00:57:12,605 --> 00:57:14,743
Begin. Come on.

809
00:57:17,346 --> 00:57:18,714
There.

810
00:57:19,952 --> 00:57:21,415
All better.

811
00:57:21,517 --> 00:57:23,147
- Does it hurt?
-No.

812
00:57:24,252 --> 00:57:25,248
Good.

813
00:57:27,191 --> 00:57:28,185
Hey...

814
00:57:28,620 --> 00:57:30,019
That photo.

815
00:57:30,121 --> 00:57:33,030
-Oh.
- Is that you as a boy?

816
00:57:33,132 --> 00:57:35,764
Uh, um, yeah.

817
00:57:36,994 --> 00:57:39,570
So I guess you weren't born...

818
00:57:42,675 --> 00:57:45,972
- I'm sorry. It's not my place.
-It's okay.

819
00:57:47,339 --> 00:57:50,240
People probably
ask you a lot of questions.

820
00:57:51,915 --> 00:57:55,179
It's not the questions
I, uh, mind so much.

821
00:57:56,956 --> 00:57:57,918
No?

822
00:57:58,951 --> 00:58:01,086
People can be cruel,
I imagine.

823
00:58:04,525 --> 00:58:05,988
You have an eyelash.

824
00:58:06,090 --> 00:58:07,895
- Let me get it.
-Uh...

825
00:58:14,405 --> 00:58:15,573
I...
Oh.

826
00:58:16,141 --> 00:58:18,101
I have to go. I...

827
00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:19,574
I'm... I'm sorry.
No, no, no.

828
00:58:19,676 --> 00:58:21,278
I... I didn't realize
what time it was.

829
00:58:21,380 --> 00:58:23,680
I'm sorry.
It's just, um...

830
00:58:25,314 --> 00:58:26,584
No one, uh...

831
00:58:29,319 --> 00:58:30,720
No one's ever, uh...

832
00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:36,253
Touched my...
My face before.

833
00:58:49,807 --> 00:58:52,374
Your first audition
was a little, uh...

834
00:58:52,477 --> 00:58:54,375
I was,
uh, traumatized,

835
00:58:54,477 --> 00:58:56,279
because a... a friend,

836
00:58:56,381 --> 00:58:59,416
childhood best friend was...

837
00:58:59,518 --> 00:59:02,284
Had very much,
uh, this condition.

838
00:59:02,386 --> 00:59:03,882
Like Edward, your Edward.

839
00:59:03,984 --> 00:59:05,656
Don't tell me
his name was Edward.

840
00:59:06,387 --> 00:59:07,383
No, no.

841
00:59:08,227 --> 00:59:11,128
- Ronnie.
- Can Lonnie act?

842
00:59:11,230 --> 00:59:13,396
He died. Um, which is...

843
00:59:13,498 --> 00:59:16,263
And so I...
I felt overwhelmed.

844
00:59:16,365 --> 00:59:17,393
Uh, you know,

845
00:59:17,495 --> 00:59:20,930
and... And... And that's why
I really feel strongly

846
00:59:21,032 --> 00:59:23,672
that I have to play this part.

847
00:59:23,774 --> 00:59:26,538
That's one way
to honor a friend.

848
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:27,675
Check it out.

849
00:59:27,777 --> 00:59:29,579
So did you know
an Edward?

850
00:59:29,682 --> 00:59:32,449
An Edward?
This can't just be a story

851
00:59:32,551 --> 00:59:34,144
my brilliant imagination has
cooked up?

852
00:59:34,246 --> 00:59:37,146
I've known, you know,
a couple of people.

853
00:59:37,248 --> 00:59:40,454
It's more of, um...
What's the word?

854
00:59:40,556 --> 00:59:42,452
- Tribute.
- Amalgamation.

855
00:59:42,921 --> 00:59:44,760
- Oh.
- It's me, too.

856
00:59:44,862 --> 00:59:47,592
Part of the character is
based on myself in a way.

857
00:59:47,694 --> 00:59:48,760
It's... It's, um...

858
00:59:48,862 --> 00:59:50,798
Uh, how... How... How is that?

859
00:59:50,900 --> 00:59:52,928
To be perfectly blunt,
I'd wanted to cast

860
00:59:53,030 --> 00:59:54,768
a person who looks, well,

861
00:59:54,870 --> 00:59:57,972
- who looks like that, ideally.
- Hmm.

862
00:59:58,074 --> 01:00:00,335
But it's... It's hard.
You get fixated on this idea,

863
01:00:00,438 --> 01:00:02,973
and, um, if it's not right,
it's not right.

864
01:00:03,075 --> 01:00:05,009
You had someone
specific in mind.

865
01:00:05,111 --> 01:00:06,849
The question is,
do you cast someone

866
01:00:06,951 --> 01:00:09,814
with a condition even though
it's not the right fit?

867
01:00:09,916 --> 01:00:11,519
Is it wrong to cast someone

868
01:00:11,622 --> 01:00:13,284
because of their disfigurement?

869
01:00:14,556 --> 01:00:16,023
Exploitative even?

870
01:00:17,296 --> 01:00:18,756
Will people come to gawk?

871
01:00:18,858 --> 01:00:19,990
Where's the ethical line?

872
01:00:20,092 --> 01:00:22,192
You know, it's funny
because, um,

873
01:00:22,294 --> 01:00:25,832
Edward has this awkwardness
in his own skin,

874
01:00:25,934 --> 01:00:27,865
and it's kind of brilliant
in a way,

875
01:00:27,967 --> 01:00:30,202
seeing you who looks like you,

876
01:00:31,343 --> 01:00:32,202
but you're not yourself.

877
01:00:32,304 --> 01:00:34,069
You have this mask,
this other persona,

878
01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:36,039
and it creates
this dissonance,

879
01:00:36,141 --> 01:00:38,810
and it just...
It clicked for me.

880
01:00:38,912 --> 01:00:40,784
It was strangely affecting.

881
01:00:42,381 --> 01:00:45,855
It was like seeing
my own creation come to life.

882
01:00:59,131 --> 01:01:01,101
- Oh, hey, Mr. Sablosky.
- Hey.

883
01:01:11,309 --> 01:01:14,147
He's blind.
Shoes off please.

884
01:01:18,918 --> 01:01:20,117
- Not the bag.
- What?

885
01:01:20,219 --> 01:01:22,188
Just kidding.

886
01:01:25,056 --> 01:01:26,489
Just put it on the floor.

887
01:01:35,268 --> 01:01:38,942
Is this where you,
uh, you do your writing?

888
01:01:39,044 --> 01:01:41,772
Oh, I never used it.
I'm not sure it even works.

889
01:01:50,283 --> 01:01:53,422
- Seems to work.
-Hmm. It's yours.

890
01:01:53,524 --> 01:01:54,858
Give it a proper home.

891
01:01:57,189 --> 01:01:59,522
What...
Where did it come from?

892
01:02:00,859 --> 01:02:01,959
Looks Italian.

893
01:02:03,633 --> 01:02:04,697
Psst, psst, psst, psst.

894
01:02:04,799 --> 01:02:06,964
Hello.

895
01:02:07,067 --> 01:02:09,406
- Hello.
- Who... Who is this?

896
01:02:09,508 --> 01:02:11,969
- C. Pulaski.
- C. Pulaski.

897
01:02:12,071 --> 01:02:13,440
- C. Pulaski.
-Yeah.

898
01:02:13,542 --> 01:02:14,337
- Hey.
- Oh.

899
01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:19,245
You hungry?

900
01:02:20,180 --> 01:02:22,347
Goddamn her.

901
01:02:23,555 --> 01:02:24,919
- Ugh!
- Who... Who is that?

902
01:02:25,021 --> 01:02:28,350
It's this intolerable
old hag down there.

903
01:02:28,452 --> 01:02:30,157
You can't even walk
barefoot in here.

904
01:02:31,262 --> 01:02:32,354
Okay.

905
01:02:32,456 --> 01:02:34,964
- There's the bar.
- Oh, I've had enough.

906
01:02:35,598 --> 01:02:36,900
Make me something.

907
01:02:40,065 --> 01:02:41,337
Ooh.

908
01:02:41,439 --> 01:02:43,237
Ooh.

909
01:03:02,594 --> 01:03:04,455
How long have you lived here?

910
01:03:09,365 --> 01:03:10,329
Hmm.

911
01:03:14,905 --> 01:03:16,199
I don't think
the old hag's gonna...

912
01:03:16,301 --> 01:03:18,073
...like that.

913
01:03:24,449 --> 01:03:26,981
Well, what's worse?

914
01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:29,313
Me having to tiptoe
around not to upset

915
01:03:29,415 --> 01:03:32,381
the sensitive bitch,
or her having to live

916
01:03:32,483 --> 01:03:34,584
with such a noisy
little bitch upstairs?

917
01:03:36,896 --> 01:03:39,424
I would rather live
in a house all by myself.

918
01:03:40,598 --> 01:03:41,899
That's not an answer.

919
01:03:47,539 --> 01:03:49,639
- Cops after you?
- What?

920
01:03:49,741 --> 01:03:52,067
- You're jumpy.
- I startle easily.

921
01:03:52,169 --> 01:03:53,575
Yeah. Nervous Nelly.

922
01:03:53,677 --> 01:03:55,176
You think it's the bitch?

923
01:03:59,617 --> 01:04:00,576
- Hey.
-I'm sorry.

924
01:04:00,678 --> 01:04:02,678
I was just in the borough.
I thought I'd drop in.

925
01:04:02,780 --> 01:04:04,688
You don't live here.
What are you doing here?

926
01:04:04,790 --> 01:04:06,922
I can see you're
as excited to see me

927
01:04:07,024 --> 01:04:08,184
- as I am to see you.
-Yes, Carl.

928
01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:12,091
It's not a game.
It's... It's over.

929
01:04:12,193 --> 01:04:14,926
I'm sorry, Carl.
I have someone here.

930
01:04:15,028 --> 01:04:16,599
Yeah, right here.

931
01:04:16,702 --> 01:04:18,865
I'm here
to come in, say hello.

932
01:04:18,968 --> 01:04:21,232
I have
a visitor. Okay?

933
01:04:21,334 --> 01:04:22,472
What...
What does that mean?

934
01:04:22,574 --> 01:04:23,740
A... A delivery person?

935
01:04:23,842 --> 01:04:25,342
No.
You know what that means.

936
01:04:25,444 --> 01:04:26,369
Don't act stupid.

937
01:04:26,471 --> 01:04:29,040
- You know what I mean.
-Okay.

938
01:04:58,140 --> 01:04:59,609
Bah!

939
01:04:59,711 --> 01:05:02,980
I had to do that.

940
01:05:03,747 --> 01:05:05,213
Who was... Who was that?

941
01:05:05,714 --> 01:05:06,742
Jilted lover.

942
01:05:08,216 --> 01:05:10,988
-Hmm.
- So many jilted lovers.

943
01:05:16,191 --> 01:05:18,721
I leave a trail
of tragedy in my wake.

944
01:05:24,700 --> 01:05:26,069
I warned you.

945
01:05:30,469 --> 01:05:34,939
The sad reality is
my face is fragile.

946
01:05:35,041 --> 01:05:36,308
And it's imperative

947
01:05:36,411 --> 01:05:40,611
that I conduct my life
based upon this fact.

948
01:05:42,149 --> 01:05:45,055
When in doubt, live in fear.

949
01:05:45,854 --> 01:05:47,618
That's my mantra.

950
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:51,487
Stay out of ballrooms,
or crowded places in general.

951
01:05:51,589 --> 01:05:53,727
Be nice to people.
Be deferential.

952
01:05:53,829 --> 01:05:55,128
Be the bigger man.

953
01:05:55,230 --> 01:05:58,799
Argue if I must,
and I mustn't really,

954
01:05:58,901 --> 01:06:01,037
only from a safe distance.

955
01:06:01,139 --> 01:06:05,841
Or under the protection
of some powerful friend,

956
01:06:05,943 --> 01:06:07,774
if I even had one
and if he could

957
01:06:07,876 --> 01:06:10,278
then be relied upon.

958
01:06:11,912 --> 01:06:13,576
I tell myself,

959
01:06:13,679 --> 01:06:18,154
"Edward, don't call
attention to yourself."

960
01:06:19,218 --> 01:06:21,652
It's a useless ad... Ad...

961
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:26,129
It's a useless advice.

962
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:29,132
Eh...

963
01:06:30,802 --> 01:06:32,431
Oh, pardon the, uh, intrusion.

964
01:06:32,533 --> 01:06:35,771
I met this casting director,
unique and unusual

965
01:06:35,874 --> 01:06:38,271
physiognomies is
his specialty.

966
01:06:38,373 --> 01:06:40,137
And he told me about
this interesting play,

967
01:06:40,239 --> 01:06:41,441
you're auditioning for,

968
01:06:41,543 --> 01:06:43,438
and thought I could
potentially be a perfect fit.

969
01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:44,881
So I'm no actor,
but I thought,

970
01:06:44,983 --> 01:06:47,015
let's come down here,
give it a gander.

971
01:06:47,117 --> 01:06:49,314
And from the tidbit
I've just seen,

972
01:06:49,416 --> 01:06:51,249
seems like
a rather curious piece.

973
01:06:51,351 --> 01:06:53,283
But alas,
I see the role is filled,

974
01:06:53,385 --> 01:06:55,219
and rather ably, I must say.

975
01:06:55,321 --> 01:06:57,224
So congrats to all involved.

976
01:06:57,326 --> 01:07:00,029
And best of luck.
Break a leg, as they say.

977
01:07:00,131 --> 01:07:02,090
I'll be sure to see it
when it comes out.

978
01:07:02,193 --> 01:07:03,397
Take care.

979
01:07:26,020 --> 01:07:27,250
Wait. Wait, wait.

980
01:07:27,352 --> 01:07:28,790
- What?
- Wait. Hold on.

981
01:07:31,729 --> 01:07:32,723
You have the mask?

982
01:07:33,597 --> 01:07:34,560
What?

983
01:07:35,864 --> 01:07:36,892
Put it on.

984
01:07:38,068 --> 01:07:41,171
- Why?
- Just do what I tell you.

985
01:07:43,006 --> 01:07:44,273
You don't wanna look at me?

986
01:07:45,843 --> 01:07:47,771
Come on. It's my creation.

987
01:08:11,867 --> 01:08:12,862
Hmm.

988
01:09:21,799 --> 01:09:23,264
No, stop.

989
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:26,270
What's the problem?

990
01:09:26,372 --> 01:09:28,938
This is so fucked up.

991
01:09:29,781 --> 01:09:30,947
What do you mean?

992
01:09:31,049 --> 01:09:33,613
You look ridiculous.

993
01:09:35,781 --> 01:09:38,085
I just wanna say a toast
to the man who sold

994
01:09:38,188 --> 01:09:40,484
the Cortland property, finally.

995
01:09:40,586 --> 01:09:41,750
- King of 'em all.
-Ah.

996
01:09:41,852 --> 01:09:43,622
Shit hole
with half a bathroom.

997
01:09:43,724 --> 01:09:45,358
Chin-chin, my little man.

998
01:09:45,460 --> 01:09:47,627
- Chin-chin, indeed.
-Edward.

999
01:09:48,628 --> 01:09:49,660
Hey, you probably don't
remember me.

1000
01:09:49,762 --> 01:09:51,162
We met back at the, um...

1001
01:09:51,264 --> 01:09:52,802
...theatre. Oswald.

1002
01:09:52,904 --> 01:09:53,970
- I...
-Edward?

1003
01:09:54,072 --> 01:09:55,305
-I'm sorry. Edward?
- Um, hi.

1004
01:09:55,407 --> 01:09:57,272
-Sorry, what? Edward?
- It's... It's nothing.

1005
01:09:57,375 --> 01:09:59,302
Ooh, you're
only Edward on the telly.

1006
01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:00,637
Sorry, awful joke.

1007
01:10:00,739 --> 01:10:03,044
What do you go by
in the civilian world?

1008
01:10:03,147 --> 01:10:04,309
- Guy.
-Guy Moratz.

1009
01:10:04,412 --> 01:10:05,511
Fabio is
what I call him.

1010
01:10:05,613 --> 01:10:07,248
Do you wanna
pull up a seat, Oswald?

1011
01:10:07,350 --> 01:10:08,381
I've got
a few moments, sure.

1012
01:10:08,483 --> 01:10:10,849
This is all very,
very mysterious.

1013
01:10:10,951 --> 01:10:14,255
What secret intel have you got
about our enigmatic friend?

1014
01:10:14,357 --> 01:10:16,591
Only that
your dear friend, Mr. Moratz,

1015
01:10:16,693 --> 01:10:20,027
is starring in a soon-to-be,
classic theatrical production.

1016
01:10:20,129 --> 01:10:21,464
Star? Like as an actor?

1017
01:10:21,566 --> 01:10:24,461
No, it's... It's...
It's a small, uh, production.

1018
01:10:24,564 --> 01:10:26,169
- Uh, play. Um...
- Uh-huh. Okay.

1019
01:10:26,271 --> 01:10:27,729
Well, thank you so much
for telling me.

1020
01:10:27,831 --> 01:10:29,031
It makes me feel
very close to you.

1021
01:10:29,133 --> 01:10:30,833
- It's hard to, um, it, it's...
- Your friend plays a man

1022
01:10:30,935 --> 01:10:33,436
with a disfigured face.
Name of Edward.

1023
01:10:33,538 --> 01:10:34,572
Disfigured face?

1024
01:10:34,674 --> 01:10:36,771
And he dons
a very convincing mask.

1025
01:10:36,873 --> 01:10:38,308
Well, it's still being
perfected.

1026
01:10:38,410 --> 01:10:39,546
It's a prototype.

1027
01:10:39,648 --> 01:10:40,511
It's a sort of
<i>a Beauty and the Beast</i> yarn.

1028
01:10:40,613 --> 01:10:41,645
That's one way
of looking at it.

1029
01:10:41,747 --> 01:10:42,979
I love
<i>Beauty and the Beast.</i>

1030
01:10:43,081 --> 01:10:44,751
- No. Well, it's called...
- It's called just <i>Edward,</i>

1031
01:10:44,853 --> 01:10:48,551
which presumably means that
you are the star of the show.

1032
01:10:48,654 --> 01:10:50,588
Our Guy,
a Broadway star?

1033
01:10:50,690 --> 01:10:52,294
- Off-Broadway.
- Off-Broadway, Broadway.

1034
01:10:52,397 --> 01:10:53,591
His first step
on the road to glory.

1035
01:10:53,693 --> 01:10:54,758
Show business.
I saw

1036
01:10:54,860 --> 01:10:56,463
a little bit of it,
and I was gobsmacked.

1037
01:10:56,566 --> 01:10:57,992
You were leading
a double life, and I knew it.

1038
01:10:58,095 --> 01:10:59,764
He's cheating on us,
that's what he's doing.

1039
01:10:59,866 --> 01:11:01,397
I... I'm getting the feeling
I've messed things

1040
01:11:01,499 --> 01:11:02,868
up for you tonight.

1041
01:11:02,970 --> 01:11:04,472
Yeah, you've outed him.
Look how embarrassed he is.

1042
01:11:04,574 --> 01:11:05,636
-I'm not...
- Little bashful, you are...

1043
01:11:05,738 --> 01:11:06,736
He's
always embarrassed.

1044
01:11:06,838 --> 01:11:08,510
He's this little, like,
Nervous Nelly,

1045
01:11:08,612 --> 01:11:09,775
- I always call him, you know?
-Well, you should

1046
01:11:09,877 --> 01:11:11,046
see him when he gets bashful
like the seven dwarfs.

1047
01:11:11,149 --> 01:11:12,215
Would you like
a drink, Oswald?

1048
01:11:12,317 --> 01:11:13,680
I...
Actually, I have to skedaddle.

1049
01:11:13,782 --> 01:11:15,511
But it was lovely meeting
all of you. And a thousand...

1050
01:11:15,613 --> 01:11:17,087
And a thousand apologies

1051
01:11:17,189 --> 01:11:19,255
if I caused
any discomfiture at all.

1052
01:11:19,357 --> 01:11:20,615
- It wasn't my place to...
-No, no, no.

1053
01:11:20,717 --> 01:11:21,852
...to reveal your secret.

1054
01:11:21,954 --> 01:11:23,687
- Oh, it's...
- I will hopefully meet

1055
01:11:23,789 --> 01:11:25,658
all of you again,
and I will see you,

1056
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:28,758
my friend, on stage,
cheering from the front row.

1057
01:11:28,860 --> 01:11:30,031
Take care.
Lovely meeting you all.

1058
01:11:30,133 --> 01:11:31,333
Bye, bye, Oswald.

1059
01:11:31,435 --> 01:11:34,467
I'm mortified
by my recklessness,

1060
01:11:34,569 --> 01:11:36,238
and I hope this doesn't
come between us.

1061
01:11:36,340 --> 01:11:37,866
I just wanted
to make sure you knew

1062
01:11:37,968 --> 01:11:39,835
how much I enjoyed
your performance.

1063
01:11:39,937 --> 01:11:41,607
- Take care, Guy.
-When is it?

1064
01:11:41,709 --> 01:11:43,011
- I mean, can we come?
-Does it have

1065
01:11:43,113 --> 01:11:44,212
your little pock mark...

1066
01:11:44,314 --> 01:11:45,446
I like
that guy's accent.

1067
01:11:45,548 --> 01:11:46,975
- Is he from around here?
-So, Edward...

1068
01:11:47,078 --> 01:11:48,844
- Don't call me that.
- Edward.

1069
01:11:48,946 --> 01:11:51,187
It's a cute name
on you, first of all.

1070
01:11:51,289 --> 01:11:53,221
I just don't understand.
He talks...

1071
01:11:53,323 --> 01:11:54,619
He speaks
to the audience in...

1072
01:11:54,721 --> 01:11:57,060
In these long
philosophical monologues,

1073
01:11:57,162 --> 01:11:58,493
and then when he talks
to Fiona,

1074
01:11:58,595 --> 01:12:01,528
- he's monosyllabic.
- Yeah. You want more lines?

1075
01:12:01,630 --> 01:12:03,057
You can barely remember
the ones you have.

1076
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:05,733
And why does he have
to be so grateful to her?

1077
01:12:05,835 --> 01:12:07,095
- Just because he has this...
-He's not grateful!

1078
01:12:07,197 --> 01:12:09,105
He's so indebted to her
just for talking to him?

1079
01:12:09,207 --> 01:12:10,467
No. He's nervous
because he hasn't

1080
01:12:10,569 --> 01:12:11,770
had a lot of experience.

1081
01:12:11,872 --> 01:12:13,136
How do you know what kind
of experience he's had?

1082
01:12:13,238 --> 01:12:15,071
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Maybe he's had a rich life.

1083
01:12:15,173 --> 01:12:17,412
- We don't know his backstory.
- I know the backstory

1084
01:12:17,514 --> 01:12:18,808
of my own character,
thank you very much.

1085
01:12:18,910 --> 01:12:20,249
And then he has
to go kill himself,

1086
01:12:20,351 --> 01:12:21,648
'cause, of course,
he's so depressed

1087
01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:24,014
- because he's deformed.
- Look who I ran into.

1088
01:12:24,582 --> 01:12:27,519
Guy, my fellow!

1089
01:12:27,621 --> 01:12:29,125
Ah, it's good
to see you again.

1090
01:12:29,227 --> 01:12:30,326
Do you know
each other?

1091
01:12:30,428 --> 01:12:32,360
Uh, yeah. I drunkenly
descended upon Guy,

1092
01:12:32,462 --> 01:12:34,055
and his real estate mates
at the pub.

1093
01:12:34,157 --> 01:12:35,696
- Real estate mates?
-Lovely bunch.

1094
01:12:35,798 --> 01:12:38,131
I forgot to say, I'm looking
for a place of my own.

1095
01:12:38,233 --> 01:12:39,127
Oh, sorry. Oswald.

1096
01:12:39,229 --> 01:12:41,666
-I'm Ingrid.
- Ah, the marvelous scribe.

1097
01:12:41,768 --> 01:12:43,571
-And director.
- Ah, <i>la maestra.</i>

1098
01:12:43,673 --> 01:12:46,241
Um, and this is Fiona,
who plays Iris.

1099
01:12:46,343 --> 01:12:47,274
-Hey.
- Good to meet you.

1100
01:12:47,376 --> 01:12:48,341
Uh, and yeah, you met Vivian.

1101
01:12:48,443 --> 01:12:49,543
-Of course.
- Yeah.

1102
01:12:49,646 --> 01:12:53,149
Uh, I don't know if this
is okay with you, I...

1103
01:12:53,251 --> 01:12:54,447
Would you like
to stay and watch?

1104
01:12:54,549 --> 01:12:55,779
Oh, I'm...
I'm developing

1105
01:12:55,881 --> 01:12:57,683
somewhat of a reputation
of intruding

1106
01:12:57,785 --> 01:12:58,955
where I'm not wanted.

1107
01:12:59,057 --> 01:13:01,223
No, not at all, really.

1108
01:13:01,325 --> 01:13:02,487
It will be
nerve-wracking for us.

1109
01:13:02,589 --> 01:13:03,656
The play's still very nascent.

1110
01:13:03,758 --> 01:13:05,154
Nothing is set in stone.

1111
01:13:05,256 --> 01:13:07,492
Oh, everyone's so
self-conscious in showbiz.

1112
01:13:07,594 --> 01:13:08,828
- I love it.
-Yes.

1113
01:13:08,930 --> 01:13:10,294
Though I am intrigued
by this whole process,

1114
01:13:10,396 --> 01:13:11,433
I have to admit.

1115
01:13:11,535 --> 01:13:13,294
Um, well,
if you're not too busy.

1116
01:13:13,396 --> 01:13:15,369
No. I mean, I've just
had Jiu-Jitsu practice,

1117
01:13:15,471 --> 01:13:16,637
- so I'm a bit sweaty.
- Oh, wow.

1118
01:13:16,739 --> 01:13:18,107
But other than that,
I was just gonna sit

1119
01:13:18,209 --> 01:13:19,134
in the park and read my book.

1120
01:13:19,236 --> 01:13:21,276
-What are you reading?
<i>- The Bluest Eye,</i>

1121
01:13:21,378 --> 01:13:22,611
- by Toni Morrison.
- That's one

1122
01:13:22,713 --> 01:13:24,008
- of my favorite books!
-Really? Oh, no way.

1123
01:13:24,110 --> 01:13:26,612
It just so happens I was
inspired by Guy to pick it up.

1124
01:13:26,714 --> 01:13:28,644
He's got these
piercing blue eyes.

1125
01:13:28,746 --> 01:13:29,714
And when I first saw them,

1126
01:13:29,816 --> 01:13:31,849
I was like,
"Ah, that reminds me."

1127
01:13:31,951 --> 01:13:33,521
Really? I never noticed
your eyes, Guy.

1128
01:13:33,624 --> 01:13:35,424
- Okay. Sit anywhere you want.
-Cool.

1129
01:13:35,526 --> 01:13:37,721
It will be boring,
stopping and starting.

1130
01:13:37,823 --> 01:13:39,028
You won't
know I'm here.

1131
01:13:39,130 --> 01:13:40,123
- Yeah, scene 16.
- Sixteen.

1132
01:13:40,225 --> 01:13:43,500
Yeah, just from the top.
Okay, and then, it's, uh...

1133
01:13:43,968 --> 01:13:45,194
Okay.

1134
01:13:52,643 --> 01:13:54,739
I was sad when he
offed himself in the end.

1135
01:13:54,841 --> 01:13:56,039
Yeah, well,
it's a tragedy.

1136
01:13:56,141 --> 01:13:57,179
I mean, I know
There's... There's nothing

1137
01:13:57,281 --> 01:13:58,377
can really be done about it.

1138
01:13:58,479 --> 01:14:00,016
And I really like Edward.

1139
01:14:00,118 --> 01:14:00,876
A rather passive chap.

1140
01:14:00,978 --> 01:14:02,846
Well, of course,
till the suicide.

1141
01:14:02,948 --> 01:14:04,785
But honestly,
I was really hoping

1142
01:14:04,887 --> 01:14:07,584
Edward, and, uh, Fiona,
would live happily ever after.

1143
01:14:07,686 --> 01:14:08,686
- Oh, yeah.
- But then,

1144
01:14:08,788 --> 01:14:09,751
would the audience
believe that?

1145
01:14:09,853 --> 01:14:11,558
I love your accent.

1146
01:14:11,660 --> 01:14:12,792
I get that a lot.

1147
01:14:12,894 --> 01:14:14,925
You yanks love my mellifluous
lyrical stylings.

1148
01:14:15,027 --> 01:14:16,900
But back at home,

1149
01:14:17,002 --> 01:14:17,795
I'm just a bloke.

1150
01:14:17,897 --> 01:14:20,200
No one pays any attention
to me at all.

1151
01:14:20,302 --> 01:14:21,062
Oh, my God.

1152
01:14:21,164 --> 01:14:22,866
We should have
Edward have an accent.

1153
01:14:22,968 --> 01:14:24,271
I reckon the critics
would find it

1154
01:14:24,373 --> 01:14:25,505
a really classy endeavor.

1155
01:14:25,607 --> 01:14:26,938
- That's a great idea.
- Do it.

1156
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,345
- Guy speak like Oswald.
- I... I can't. I can't.

1157
01:14:29,447 --> 01:14:31,144
- Sure you can.
- Come on. 'Ello mate.

1158
01:14:31,246 --> 01:14:32,040
'Ello mate.

1159
01:14:32,142 --> 01:14:33,041
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, look.

1160
01:14:33,143 --> 01:14:34,584
How's... How's
the old lady doin'?

1161
01:14:34,686 --> 01:14:35,648
Uh, how's the old lady doing?

1162
01:14:35,750 --> 01:14:36,779
That's horrible.
I mean...

1163
01:14:36,882 --> 01:14:38,054
It needs
some refinement,

1164
01:14:38,156 --> 01:14:39,048
but we'll get you there.

1165
01:14:39,150 --> 01:14:40,523
You do
an American accent.

1166
01:14:40,625 --> 01:14:41,653
I coulda been a contender.

1167
01:14:41,755 --> 01:14:43,456
-Yeah!
- Adrienne!

1168
01:14:43,558 --> 01:14:45,056
- Yes!
- I am not a crook.

1169
01:14:45,158 --> 01:14:48,024
Wow, that's amazing.
Why can't you do that?

1170
01:14:48,126 --> 01:14:49,357
You're not playing

1171
01:14:49,459 --> 01:14:50,463
- Master Harold after all.
-I guess they didn't

1172
01:14:50,565 --> 01:14:51,697
teach you accents at Julliard.

1173
01:14:51,799 --> 01:14:53,063
Really, Guy.
I had an affinity

1174
01:14:53,165 --> 01:14:55,669
for accents as a child,
like moving around a lot,

1175
01:14:55,771 --> 01:14:57,239
and it just, sort of,
blossomed into one

1176
01:14:57,341 --> 01:14:58,635
of my many useless talents.

1177
01:14:58,737 --> 01:14:59,735
What's your other talents?

1178
01:14:59,837 --> 01:15:01,010
Ooh, well, I can yodel.

1179
01:15:01,112 --> 01:15:02,078
Yodel-aye-ee-hoo!

1180
01:15:02,180 --> 01:15:03,842
I can juggle. I can sing.

1181
01:15:03,944 --> 01:15:05,807
I can play sax,
though I'm no Coltrane.

1182
01:15:05,909 --> 01:15:07,175
And I'm learning to weave.

1183
01:15:07,278 --> 01:15:09,111
- I'm ashamed to say.
- Oh, what can't you do?

1184
01:15:09,213 --> 01:15:11,418
- I mean, I can't whistle.
- I can teach you.

1185
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:13,048
You just...

1186
01:15:13,150 --> 01:15:15,156
Put your lips
together and blow!

1187
01:15:17,153 --> 01:15:19,391
Oh, I can't drive
that well either.

1188
01:15:19,493 --> 01:15:20,729
Can you act?

1189
01:15:30,439 --> 01:15:31,707
What time is it?

1190
01:15:32,704 --> 01:15:34,040
He's right.

1191
01:15:34,476 --> 01:15:35,876
Edward is too passive.

1192
01:15:40,814 --> 01:15:43,653
What does he know
about Edward?

1193
01:15:44,685 --> 01:15:46,348
I made him a victim.

1194
01:15:47,888 --> 01:15:50,022
I fell into
the most obvious trap.

1195
01:15:51,562 --> 01:15:53,993
What is he supposed
to be? A hero?

1196
01:15:55,265 --> 01:15:56,860
An inspiration?

1197
01:15:56,962 --> 01:16:00,802
He's...
He's just Edward.

1198
01:16:02,307 --> 01:16:03,766
Look, you said it yourself.

1199
01:16:03,868 --> 01:16:05,136
You wanted more lines.

1200
01:16:06,036 --> 01:16:07,872
And then you got mad at me.

1201
01:16:07,974 --> 01:16:10,042
- But if Oswald says it then...
- Come on.

1202
01:16:11,208 --> 01:16:12,643
The guy
who killed Lincoln.

1203
01:16:12,745 --> 01:16:15,377
-What?
- Oswald.

1204
01:16:17,982 --> 01:16:19,348
Oswald killed Kennedy.

1205
01:16:20,621 --> 01:16:24,453
Whatever. Lincoln, right?

1206
01:16:25,156 --> 01:16:27,122
A disgruntled actor
killed Lincoln,

1207
01:16:27,224 --> 01:16:28,929
right there
in the theater, right?

1208
01:16:29,660 --> 01:16:30,898
Hinkley.

1209
01:16:31,729 --> 01:16:32,933
Booth.

1210
01:16:34,503 --> 01:16:35,699
Right there in the booth.

1211
01:16:44,215 --> 01:16:45,073
I'm sorry.

1212
01:16:45,175 --> 01:16:48,179
This must feel
very dehumanizing.

1213
01:16:51,652 --> 01:16:54,350
Uh-oh. It's very fragile.

1214
01:16:58,123 --> 01:16:59,922
No! Leave me alone!
Don't touch me!

1215
01:17:00,024 --> 01:17:01,225
But I was only trying to...

1216
01:17:01,327 --> 01:17:04,527
Yes! You're always trying
to be helpful, aren't you?

1217
01:17:04,630 --> 01:17:05,929
Yes! Uh...

1218
01:17:06,031 --> 01:17:08,635
Uh, I...
I don't want your pity!

1219
01:17:08,737 --> 01:17:10,402
You, you... I...
I know you dis...

1220
01:17:10,504 --> 01:17:12,202
I disgust you!

1221
01:17:12,304 --> 01:17:13,938
-That isn't true.
- You don't think I know

1222
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:15,970
what all your...
All your little friends

1223
01:17:16,072 --> 01:17:17,340
say about me?

1224
01:17:17,442 --> 01:17:19,547
"Why are you hanging out
with that, with that freak?

1225
01:17:19,649 --> 01:17:20,912
"He's gonna get
the wrong idea."

1226
01:17:21,014 --> 01:17:23,280
Well, you're
the worst out of all them!

1227
01:17:23,382 --> 01:17:26,783
Ah! Ah... I don't...
I don't care about your caring

1228
01:17:26,885 --> 01:17:28,890
and kindness and fussing!

1229
01:17:30,260 --> 01:17:32,157
Fuck.

1230
01:17:34,297 --> 01:17:35,259
I hate you.

1231
01:17:44,108 --> 01:17:45,203
Sir Guy.

1232
01:17:46,369 --> 01:17:48,705
What are you...
What are you doing here?

1233
01:17:48,807 --> 01:17:50,208
Yoga in the park.

1234
01:17:51,513 --> 01:17:52,507
Do you do yoga?

1235
01:17:53,650 --> 01:17:55,680
- No.
- Oh, you should try it.

1236
01:17:55,782 --> 01:17:57,182
It's really therapeutic.

1237
01:17:58,050 --> 01:17:59,783
- Yeah.
- I mean, off the record,

1238
01:17:59,885 --> 01:18:01,019
it's a bit of a chore,

1239
01:18:01,122 --> 01:18:03,086
but they say it's good
for your withering body.

1240
01:18:03,188 --> 01:18:04,821
I think I'm feeling
the benefits,

1241
01:18:04,923 --> 01:18:06,524
but maybe it's a placebo.

1242
01:18:06,626 --> 01:18:07,830
I don't know.

1243
01:18:08,631 --> 01:18:10,096
Oh, would you look at that.

1244
01:18:31,251 --> 01:18:34,522
<i>♪ I floated lonely down
the street one day... ♪</i>

1245
01:18:34,624 --> 01:18:35,689
Oh, I almost forgot.

1246
01:18:35,791 --> 01:18:37,691
They did
the mock-up today. Right?

1247
01:18:39,057 --> 01:18:41,330
Latex isn't it? How'd it go?

1248
01:18:41,432 --> 01:18:42,631
You heard about that?

1249
01:18:42,733 --> 01:18:44,861
Yeah, Ingrid was
quite stressy about it.

1250
01:18:44,963 --> 01:18:46,931
- Did it come off?
- What?

1251
01:18:47,033 --> 01:18:48,771
Did it have
the desired effect?

1252
01:18:48,873 --> 01:18:51,433
- Well, it's still a...
- Work in progress. Right?

1253
01:18:51,535 --> 01:18:54,171
Gonna take a bit of refinement
to get it spot on.

1254
01:18:54,273 --> 01:18:57,008
That's what Murray said,
the makeup artist.

1255
01:18:57,110 --> 01:18:59,649
Did you know
he's half Northern Irish?

1256
01:18:59,751 --> 01:19:00,975
He said that's
the most complicated thing

1257
01:19:01,077 --> 01:19:02,617
he's ever worked on.

1258
01:19:02,719 --> 01:19:04,753
I can't wait
to see it in action.

1259
01:19:04,856 --> 01:19:06,655
Part of me wants to
wait till opening night

1260
01:19:06,757 --> 01:19:09,186
so I get hit
by the full effect of it,

1261
01:19:09,288 --> 01:19:11,353
but I still think
I'll swing by tomorrow.

1262
01:19:11,455 --> 01:19:13,321
Ingrid wants some
feedback on the new pages,

1263
01:19:13,423 --> 01:19:15,293
and it's always nice
to see the gang.

1264
01:19:17,731 --> 01:19:18,764
You don't work?

1265
01:19:18,866 --> 01:19:20,331
Frankly, I don't work.

1266
01:19:20,433 --> 01:19:23,135
I made some lucky investments
when I was at university

1267
01:19:23,237 --> 01:19:25,906
before running off
to Tangiers with my professor.

1268
01:19:26,009 --> 01:19:28,171
Right now I'm looking
for a place in the city,

1269
01:19:28,273 --> 01:19:29,708
which is why I thought
I'd sit down

1270
01:19:29,810 --> 01:19:30,942
and have a chat with you.

1271
01:19:31,044 --> 01:19:32,348
- So...
-Look who it is.

1272
01:19:32,450 --> 01:19:34,141
Can I believe my eyes?

1273
01:19:34,243 --> 01:19:36,182
Oswald, you owe me dinner.

1274
01:19:36,684 --> 01:19:37,650
I'm so ashamed.

1275
01:19:37,752 --> 01:19:40,455
Hi. I'm Sadie.

1276
01:19:40,557 --> 01:19:41,349
- Hey.
-Hmm.

1277
01:19:41,451 --> 01:19:44,220
Oh, this is Guy.
He's a masterful actor.

1278
01:19:44,322 --> 01:19:47,828
Oh, no. I have
bad luck with actors.

1279
01:19:47,930 --> 01:19:50,230
We are working
on a play together.

1280
01:19:50,699 --> 01:19:51,833
You never stop, do you?

1281
01:19:51,936 --> 01:19:54,896
Oswald is
one of my favorite people

1282
01:19:54,998 --> 01:19:56,331
in the world.

1283
01:19:56,433 --> 01:19:58,807
How about I call you,
say next week?

1284
01:19:58,909 --> 01:20:02,274
I'll believe it
when I see it.

1285
01:20:10,114 --> 01:20:11,684
Nice to meet you, Guy.

1286
01:20:11,786 --> 01:20:12,987
Watch out for this one.

1287
01:20:16,092 --> 01:20:18,922
- Who was that?
- I mean, I know how it looks.

1288
01:20:19,024 --> 01:20:20,828
Just don't get any ideas.

1289
01:20:20,930 --> 01:20:23,260
<i>Next up, we have Oswald.</i>

1290
01:20:23,362 --> 01:20:25,127
- Cheer me on, good sir.
-<i>Oswald.</i>

1291
01:20:41,244 --> 01:20:43,953
<i>♪ Sitting here</i>

1292
01:20:44,884 --> 01:20:47,055
<i>♪ In this chair</i>

1293
01:20:48,756 --> 01:20:50,619
<i>♪ Waiting on you</i>

1294
01:20:51,354 --> 01:20:56,427
<i>♪ Oh, baby to see things my way</i>

1295
01:20:57,701 --> 01:21:00,129
<i>♪ But not a word do you say</i>

1296
01:21:00,232 --> 01:21:03,170
<i>♪ You won't even look my way</i>

1297
01:21:08,207 --> 01:21:11,842
<i>♪ Girl, I'm spending my dimes</i>

1298
01:21:11,944 --> 01:21:14,211
<i>♪ Wasting my time</i>

1299
01:21:14,313 --> 01:21:19,422
<i>♪ Talking 'til
I'm black and blue</i>

1300
01:21:19,524 --> 01:21:21,188
<i>♪ Oh, can't you see</i>

1301
01:21:22,022 --> 01:21:25,258
<i>♪ I wanna get next to you</i>

1302
01:21:38,909 --> 01:21:43,174
<i>♪ Dreams of you
and I go sailing by</i>

1303
01:21:43,276 --> 01:21:47,680
<i>♪ Whenever your eyes
meet mine</i>

1304
01:21:47,782 --> 01:21:49,445
<i>♪ You're so fine</i>

1305
01:21:49,548 --> 01:21:55,757
<i>♪ And girl you make me feel
so insecure</i>

1306
01:21:55,859 --> 01:21:58,725
<i>♪ You're so beautiful and pure</i>

1307
01:21:58,827 --> 01:22:02,895
<i>♪ Why must you be unkind</i>

1308
01:22:02,997 --> 01:22:04,598
<i>♪ And tell me I'm not your kind</i>

1309
01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:06,462
<i>♪ Blowing my mind</i>

1310
01:22:06,564 --> 01:22:11,570
<i>♪ Girl my, my money
is low and I know</i>

1311
01:22:12,736 --> 01:22:17,843
<i>♪ That I can't take you
to the fancy places</i>

1312
01:22:17,945 --> 01:22:19,648
<i>♪ You might wanna go ♪</i>

1313
01:22:19,751 --> 01:22:21,114
I'm not Edward anymore?

1314
01:22:21,217 --> 01:22:24,817
Oh, no, you are,
just after his transformation.

1315
01:22:24,919 --> 01:22:26,151
What is he talking about?

1316
01:22:26,253 --> 01:22:27,820
Well,
I've been thinking,

1317
01:22:27,922 --> 01:22:29,450
and to your credit, Guy,

1318
01:22:29,552 --> 01:22:31,758
you were right,
and Oswald, too.

1319
01:22:31,860 --> 01:22:33,929
The suicide was ludicrous.

1320
01:22:34,031 --> 01:22:36,796
This wasn't meant
to be a tragic love story.

1321
01:22:36,898 --> 01:22:38,394
Why can't they be happy?

1322
01:22:38,496 --> 01:22:40,134
And then Oswald
and I were talking about

1323
01:22:40,236 --> 01:22:42,167
<i>Beauty and the Beast</i>
and how he, in the end,

1324
01:22:42,269 --> 01:22:44,905
- becomes a beautiful prince.
- A prince?

1325
01:22:45,007 --> 01:22:46,674
And you are
that prince.

1326
01:22:46,776 --> 01:22:47,777
And you are the beast?

1327
01:22:47,879 --> 01:22:49,011
No, no,
I'm not the beast.

1328
01:22:49,113 --> 01:22:50,505
I'm Edward. This isn't
<i>Beauty and the Beast.</i>

1329
01:22:50,607 --> 01:22:52,378
That was just
by way of explaining.

1330
01:22:52,879 --> 01:22:54,278
Okay.

1331
01:22:54,380 --> 01:22:56,651
I don't understand
how he transforms.

1332
01:22:56,753 --> 01:22:58,085
How, how...

1333
01:22:58,188 --> 01:23:00,818
- How is this possible?
- He doesn't transform.

1334
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:01,890
Not literally.

1335
01:23:01,992 --> 01:23:03,557
She just sees
him differently.

1336
01:23:03,659 --> 01:23:05,225
Why?

1337
01:23:05,327 --> 01:23:08,061
You know how we idealize
people when we're in love?

1338
01:23:08,163 --> 01:23:09,260
So I'm the idealized version
of Oswald?

1339
01:23:09,362 --> 01:23:11,127
No, no.
Not me, of Edward.

1340
01:23:11,229 --> 01:23:12,597
Why can't it just be him?

1341
01:23:12,699 --> 01:23:14,329
Why does she have to idealize
him so he's somebody he isn't?

1342
01:23:14,431 --> 01:23:16,231
Well, frankly, Guy,

1343
01:23:16,333 --> 01:23:17,535
to keep you in the play.

1344
01:23:18,335 --> 01:23:19,468
Look, this is hard for me,

1345
01:23:19,570 --> 01:23:21,237
but I really need Oswald
to be Edward,

1346
01:23:21,340 --> 01:23:22,537
and he refused
unless there was

1347
01:23:22,639 --> 01:23:24,476
a part for you,
because he loves you

1348
01:23:24,578 --> 01:23:26,882
and he didn't want it to be
like he was replacing you.

1349
01:23:26,984 --> 01:23:28,275
You should really be
thanking Oswald.

1350
01:23:28,377 --> 01:23:29,712
This is my decision.

1351
01:23:29,814 --> 01:23:32,087
I had to beg him to do it.
Look, it's not you Guy.

1352
01:23:32,189 --> 01:23:34,022
It's... It's the whole...
The mask, the makeup.

1353
01:23:34,124 --> 01:23:37,192
It's a total bust.
And Oswald, I mean...

1354
01:23:38,188 --> 01:23:39,929
Ingrid insisted.

1355
01:23:40,031 --> 01:23:41,697
And I have to admit,
this does feel like

1356
01:23:41,799 --> 01:23:43,427
a uniquely rare opportunity

1357
01:23:43,530 --> 01:23:46,531
for a role that I was
arguably born to play.

1358
01:23:46,633 --> 01:23:48,937
You're selling yourself short.
You could play Hamlet.

1359
01:23:49,039 --> 01:23:50,738
She's such
a canny director,

1360
01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:51,807
flattering me like that.

1361
01:23:51,909 --> 01:23:52,974
Frankly, Guy,
we've been making

1362
01:23:53,076 --> 01:23:54,470
all these changes
and you've been having

1363
01:23:54,572 --> 01:23:56,237
a hard time,
memorizing your new lines.

1364
01:23:56,339 --> 01:23:57,340
I haven't. I just...

1365
01:23:57,442 --> 01:23:58,878
- It's a process.
- Whereas, Oswald,

1366
01:23:58,980 --> 01:24:01,313
has photographic memory.

1367
01:24:01,415 --> 01:24:03,216
I mean, sure I have
photographic memory,

1368
01:24:03,318 --> 01:24:05,154
technically,
but will that come in handy

1369
01:24:05,256 --> 01:24:07,582
- in this situation?
- You already know your lines.

1370
01:24:07,684 --> 01:24:09,254
I know my lines,
sure, but can I act?

1371
01:24:09,356 --> 01:24:11,960
- That is the question.
- You can. He can.

1372
01:24:12,062 --> 01:24:13,661
You've seen it.
We've all seen it.

1373
01:24:13,763 --> 01:24:14,993
Oswald's a natural.

1374
01:24:15,095 --> 01:24:16,159
If it's right, it's right.

1375
01:24:16,261 --> 01:24:17,633
You... You know the lines?

1376
01:24:17,735 --> 01:24:18,932
You, you've seen him act?

1377
01:24:19,035 --> 01:24:20,265
When... When did
all this happen?

1378
01:24:20,367 --> 01:24:21,365
When he's been giving
me feedback.

1379
01:24:21,467 --> 01:24:22,937
Guy, you're
a masterful actor,

1380
01:24:23,039 --> 01:24:24,404
which is why
this is so tragic.

1381
01:24:24,506 --> 01:24:26,834
I really don't know what
the ethical thing to do is.

1382
01:24:26,936 --> 01:24:29,010
The right thing to do is
for you to take the role,

1383
01:24:29,112 --> 01:24:31,547
and you still get
to play Edward, Guy,

1384
01:24:31,649 --> 01:24:32,442
just transformed.

1385
01:24:32,544 --> 01:24:33,880
And you don't have
to hide your face

1386
01:24:33,982 --> 01:24:35,080
behind that idiotic thing.

1387
01:24:35,182 --> 01:24:36,611
You, you get more recognition.

1388
01:24:36,713 --> 01:24:38,349
- For one scene.
- But what a scene.

1389
01:24:38,451 --> 01:24:40,216
- The finale.
- No one's gonna believe

1390
01:24:40,318 --> 01:24:41,517
that Edward looks like him

1391
01:24:41,619 --> 01:24:43,486
and then suddenly
he just looks like me.

1392
01:24:43,588 --> 01:24:44,787
- Magic!
-But she loves him

1393
01:24:44,889 --> 01:24:46,459
for who he is. If he changes,
then who is he then?

1394
01:24:46,561 --> 01:24:48,898
Same person.
Same bloke, new face.

1395
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:49,965
That's
a different person!

1396
01:24:50,067 --> 01:24:51,064
It's
a metaphorical change.

1397
01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:52,197
Right out
of <i>Beauty and the Beast.</i>

1398
01:24:52,299 --> 01:24:53,869
She loves him,
therefore, <i>voila,</i>

1399
01:24:53,971 --> 01:24:55,102
he appears
more beautiful to her.

1400
01:24:55,204 --> 01:24:56,671
But he has to pretend
to be a beast

1401
01:24:56,773 --> 01:24:57,633
to prove her love.

1402
01:24:57,735 --> 01:24:59,139
He doesn't wanna be
loved for his looks.

1403
01:24:59,241 --> 01:25:00,601
No, she loves him
because he's a beast.

1404
01:25:00,703 --> 01:25:01,836
Or in spite
of his beastliness.

1405
01:25:01,938 --> 01:25:03,405
They're talking
about you like you're a beast.

1406
01:25:03,507 --> 01:25:04,774
We're talking about Edward.

1407
01:25:06,212 --> 01:25:07,209
Edward is not a beast.

1408
01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:08,580
Oh, no. Heavens, no.

1409
01:25:08,682 --> 01:25:11,380
But if we are gonna be using
<i>Beauty and the Beast</i>

1410
01:25:11,483 --> 01:25:13,681
as our
hypothetical comparison,

1411
01:25:13,783 --> 01:25:15,857
well, let's just all start
being honest

1412
01:25:15,959 --> 01:25:17,589
with ourselves, old friend.

1413
01:25:23,562 --> 01:25:24,560
I'll put it
on my calendar.

1414
01:25:24,662 --> 01:25:26,262
-Hey.
- Okay, great, yeah.

1415
01:25:26,364 --> 01:25:29,202
- What?
- Let's go home.

1416
01:25:29,304 --> 01:25:30,301
- Let's have a drink.
-Mmm.

1417
01:25:30,403 --> 01:25:32,472
- Don't be mopey.
- I'm not thirsty.

1418
01:25:33,471 --> 01:25:34,969
Come or go. It's up to you.

1419
01:25:36,547 --> 01:25:37,510
Come on.

1420
01:25:39,212 --> 01:25:40,678
Come on. Come for one.

1421
01:25:53,164 --> 01:25:56,057
At first,
the thought terrified me,

1422
01:25:56,159 --> 01:26:00,797
having my face disseminated
to screens across the world,

1423
01:26:00,899 --> 01:26:04,966
that no matter what the hour,
people were seeing me,

1424
01:26:05,809 --> 01:26:07,369
were laughing at me,

1425
01:26:07,471 --> 01:26:09,240
were horrified by me.

1426
01:26:09,342 --> 01:26:10,838
And that even when I'm gone,

1427
01:26:10,941 --> 01:26:14,545
my image would remain
for others to despise.

1428
01:26:14,647 --> 01:26:20,419
But then, this idea
gave me some comfort.

1429
01:26:20,521 --> 01:26:24,254
That if it wasn't me
they were laughing at,

1430
01:26:24,356 --> 01:26:26,193
if I had not been known,

1431
01:26:26,295 --> 01:26:29,497
if I had not had
to face my tormentors,

1432
01:26:30,133 --> 01:26:31,993
they'd be laughing
at someone else,

1433
01:26:33,034 --> 01:26:34,336
someone different.

1434
01:26:55,018 --> 01:26:56,617
Hey, you were
in the show, weren't you?

1435
01:26:56,719 --> 01:26:59,421
I loved it. Congratulations.

1436
01:26:59,523 --> 01:27:01,759
- Hi. Ron Belcher.
- Thanks.

1437
01:27:03,065 --> 01:27:05,264
That guy's amazing, right?

1438
01:27:05,366 --> 01:27:06,797
I... I gotta be
honest with you,

1439
01:27:07,399 --> 01:27:08,701
I thought it was makeup.

1440
01:27:08,803 --> 01:27:10,905
I was saying to my wife...
It's actually our anniversary.

1441
01:27:11,007 --> 01:27:12,704
That's her over there.

1442
01:27:12,806 --> 01:27:14,871
I was saying to her,
"How'd they do that make-up?"

1443
01:27:14,973 --> 01:27:17,442
"Right? What is that?
Some kind of polymer, right?"

1444
01:27:17,544 --> 01:27:19,347
"Where'd they get
the budget for this?"

1445
01:27:19,449 --> 01:27:21,677
But she says to me,
"I think that's his face."

1446
01:27:21,779 --> 01:27:24,680
And I said,
"No, babe, you're nuts.

1447
01:27:24,782 --> 01:27:26,617
"That's gotta be
some sort of get-up."

1448
01:27:26,719 --> 01:27:28,286
Like the whole time
I'm watching the show,

1449
01:27:28,388 --> 01:27:29,589
I'm sitting there thinking,

1450
01:27:29,691 --> 01:27:33,426
"Is that real or is it
some kind of weird effect?"

1451
01:27:33,528 --> 01:27:34,725
I mean, I couldn't
believe it either way.

1452
01:27:34,827 --> 01:27:36,857
Man, I didn't know what
I even wanted it to be.

1453
01:27:36,959 --> 01:27:40,567
So what was it like, uh,
working with him?

1454
01:27:42,535 --> 01:27:43,872
I guess underneath
all that, right,

1455
01:27:43,974 --> 01:27:45,305
he's just a regular guy.

1456
01:27:45,407 --> 01:27:47,338
Wonder if the guy that
wrote the play,

1457
01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:48,871
knew him before he wrote it,

1458
01:27:48,973 --> 01:27:50,773
or if he just came up
with a character like that

1459
01:27:50,876 --> 01:27:53,211
on his own and just hoped
the right guy would

1460
01:27:53,313 --> 01:27:54,278
come along by chance.

1461
01:27:54,380 --> 01:27:55,845
Right? Seems risky to me.

1462
01:27:55,947 --> 01:27:58,581
Right? How do you go about
finding that guy, right?

1463
01:27:58,683 --> 01:28:00,522
Looks exactly
how you envision.

1464
01:28:00,958 --> 01:28:01,816
He can act too, right?

1465
01:28:01,918 --> 01:28:03,357
I mean, how do you
even describe him?

1466
01:28:03,460 --> 01:28:05,359
What if they wanna put
the show on in Boise?

1467
01:28:05,461 --> 01:28:08,329
Like to fly that guy out?
What if he's dead?

1468
01:28:08,431 --> 01:28:10,797
They have to find
the Idaho version of him.

1469
01:28:11,399 --> 01:28:12,495
I don't know,
would a mask work?

1470
01:28:12,597 --> 01:28:14,401
Is that gonna be convincing?

1471
01:28:14,504 --> 01:28:16,837
Would another guy
with some other affliction,

1472
01:28:16,939 --> 01:28:18,701
do just as well?

1473
01:28:18,803 --> 01:28:20,175
I don't know.
Maybe they just cast,

1474
01:28:20,277 --> 01:28:22,938
uh, you know, regular guy
like you, right?

1475
01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:25,177
Or me, right? The way they do
Shakespeare now

1476
01:28:25,279 --> 01:28:26,314
with Black people, right?

1477
01:28:26,416 --> 01:28:29,044
That puts a different kind
of spin on it.

1478
01:28:29,146 --> 01:28:32,045
So I'm thinking all this
stuff during the show, right?

1479
01:28:32,148 --> 01:28:33,717
I mean, to be honest with you,
three hours ago,

1480
01:28:33,820 --> 01:28:35,455
I'm saying to myself,
"Do I really wanna go

1481
01:28:35,557 --> 01:28:38,058
"and sit in
an un-air conditioned theater,

1482
01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:39,426
"for God knows how long,

1483
01:28:39,529 --> 01:28:41,556
"to see some little play
I've never heard of?"

1484
01:28:41,658 --> 01:28:43,198
But it's our anniversary.

1485
01:28:43,300 --> 01:28:44,398
And now I'm thinking
all this shit,

1486
01:28:44,501 --> 01:28:46,666
so that's how I know
it's an interesting play.

1487
01:29:07,857 --> 01:29:08,952
Whoa!

1488
01:29:12,328 --> 01:29:13,660
Goddammit.

1489
01:29:22,565 --> 01:29:23,769
Bloody hell.

1490
01:29:25,140 --> 01:29:27,806
Bollocks. Bollocks.

1491
01:29:30,473 --> 01:29:32,113
Fuck.

1492
01:29:32,215 --> 01:29:33,645
Look, you said it yourself.

1493
01:29:33,748 --> 01:29:35,911
How can he become you?
You're nothing alike.

1494
01:29:36,014 --> 01:29:38,515
It's not believable,
and it's not necessary.

1495
01:29:38,617 --> 01:29:40,548
She loves him for who he is.

1496
01:29:40,650 --> 01:29:41,885
It was contrived.

1497
01:29:41,987 --> 01:29:44,819
I still think the idea
is theoretically sound.

1498
01:29:44,921 --> 01:29:46,560
Though,
what we didn't count on,

1499
01:29:46,662 --> 01:29:48,957
and this might just stem
from me being a novice,

1500
01:29:49,060 --> 01:29:51,966
is that the audience has
just spent two hours,

1501
01:29:52,068 --> 01:29:53,302
rooting for Edward.

1502
01:29:53,404 --> 01:29:56,700
Which, in this particular
iteration, is me.

1503
01:29:56,802 --> 01:29:58,501
If someone else
then walks out and goes,

1504
01:29:58,603 --> 01:29:59,870
"Oh, I'm Edward now,"

1505
01:29:59,972 --> 01:30:02,903
even if it's
Sir Kenneth Branagh,
or whomever,

1506
01:30:03,005 --> 01:30:04,707
the audience
will feel cheated.

1507
01:30:04,809 --> 01:30:06,509
We've broken
our pact with them.

1508
01:30:06,611 --> 01:30:07,578
They'll rightly rebel.

1509
01:30:07,680 --> 01:30:09,582
Look, I still wanna
be friends,

1510
01:30:09,685 --> 01:30:11,718
and I'll keep you in mind
for future projects.

1511
01:30:14,959 --> 01:30:16,184
The mask is mine.

1512
01:30:17,225 --> 01:30:18,252
I'm keeping it.

1513
01:30:19,429 --> 01:30:21,259
I've always liked
that mask.

1514
01:30:21,361 --> 01:30:22,597
Brilliant mask.

1515
01:30:26,533 --> 01:30:27,830
You know what I think?

1516
01:30:27,932 --> 01:30:29,532
I think <i>Les Mis</i> is
a masterpiece.

1517
01:30:30,871 --> 01:30:33,771
Uh, The <i>Book of Mormon</i> is
hysterically funny.

1518
01:30:36,713 --> 01:30:38,646
What are you...
Do you have any plans for...

1519
01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:05,007
Where's the blind guy?

1520
01:31:05,109 --> 01:31:06,067
What are you doing here?

1521
01:31:06,169 --> 01:31:08,709
- Why are you so upset?
- Why are you here?

1522
01:31:09,376 --> 01:31:10,605
Why was Oswald here?

1523
01:31:10,707 --> 01:31:11,906
How... How'd you...

1524
01:31:12,008 --> 01:31:13,345
What business is that
of yours?

1525
01:31:13,447 --> 01:31:15,281
I know because I know.

1526
01:31:15,383 --> 01:31:17,385
I was passing by and...

1527
01:31:17,487 --> 01:31:18,717
I don't have to explain
myself to you.

1528
01:31:18,820 --> 01:31:21,287
What do you know about him?
Hmm? Who is he?

1529
01:31:21,389 --> 01:31:22,918
Is his name even Oswald?

1530
01:31:23,020 --> 01:31:24,224
'Cause let me
tell you something,

1531
01:31:24,326 --> 01:31:25,589
he's got a kid and a girl.

1532
01:31:25,692 --> 01:31:27,329
He was kissing
this other girl,

1533
01:31:27,431 --> 01:31:28,762
and they were walking
in the park.

1534
01:31:28,864 --> 01:31:30,959
He's leading a double life.
What do you think of that?

1535
01:31:31,061 --> 01:31:33,162
Well, first of all,
that's Jolie,

1536
01:31:33,264 --> 01:31:36,536
Oswald's ex-wife and mother
to his daughter, Kelly.

1537
01:31:36,638 --> 01:31:38,435
And they're still
really good friends.

1538
01:31:38,537 --> 01:31:39,767
And as it happens,

1539
01:31:39,869 --> 01:31:41,203
Oswald is moving in there.

1540
01:31:41,305 --> 01:31:43,642
Mr. Sablosky had an accident,
and Oswald's been needing

1541
01:31:43,744 --> 01:31:45,072
a place to stay.
I don't even know why

1542
01:31:45,174 --> 01:31:46,747
I'm bothering
to explain this to you.

1543
01:31:46,849 --> 01:31:48,980
We don't have anything more
to say to each other.

1544
01:31:49,448 --> 01:31:50,718
I'm sorry.

1545
01:32:53,713 --> 01:32:55,046
What the fuck are you doing?

1546
01:32:59,853 --> 01:33:01,888
You gotta get
the fuck outta here, man.

1547
01:33:20,206 --> 01:33:23,838
Oh, well,
I happen to be Edward now.

1548
01:33:23,940 --> 01:33:27,177
And this here is Guy.

1549
01:33:27,578 --> 01:33:29,184
Guy...

1550
01:33:29,286 --> 01:33:31,185
he's a masterful actor.

1551
01:33:31,287 --> 01:33:33,084
Thank you man! Yes.

1552
01:33:33,817 --> 01:33:35,251
Yes, you are...

1553
01:33:39,162 --> 01:33:41,460
Kenneth Branagh.

1554
01:33:41,562 --> 01:33:43,531
Come on. Come along, now.

1555
01:33:43,633 --> 01:33:45,528
Chop, chop.
Chop, chop, shake a leg.

1556
01:33:45,630 --> 01:33:46,801
Shake a leg.

1557
01:33:47,567 --> 01:33:48,664
What do you think?

1558
01:33:48,766 --> 01:33:51,172
Hoo!

1559
01:33:51,274 --> 01:33:52,774
Is it smashing?

1560
01:33:53,441 --> 01:33:55,235
Or is it smashing?

1561
01:33:55,337 --> 01:33:58,173
Do you like
this room, little girl?

1562
01:33:58,276 --> 01:34:02,079
I know it's quite small
and petite like you.

1563
01:34:02,181 --> 01:34:05,281
It's a room where you
can do anything you want.

1564
01:34:06,454 --> 01:34:07,883
You know that right?

1565
01:34:07,985 --> 01:34:11,251
Do you know Peppa Pig? Hmm?

1566
01:34:11,353 --> 01:34:14,160
Aw, she's a little nervous.
She's shy.

1567
01:34:16,862 --> 01:34:18,864
<i>♪ Don't cry, don't sigh ♪</i>

1568
01:34:18,967 --> 01:34:22,197
<i>♪ There's a silver lining
In the sky ♪</i>

1569
01:34:22,299 --> 01:34:25,267
Naturally,
it's a bit disappointing,

1570
01:34:25,369 --> 01:34:29,607
but I really do hope
we can all remain friendly.

1571
01:34:29,709 --> 01:34:32,241
I harbor no ill feelings.

1572
01:34:32,343 --> 01:34:37,482
Let us keep our hatreds
for the common enemy.

1573
01:34:39,749 --> 01:34:40,954
Cheers!

1574
01:34:41,686 --> 01:34:42,920
Thank you.

1575
01:34:43,022 --> 01:34:44,152
- Can you...
-Much obliged!

1576
01:34:44,254 --> 01:34:46,927
-Okay.
- Jesus. Unplug it.

1577
01:34:50,299 --> 01:34:51,628
Righty then.

1578
01:34:51,730 --> 01:34:54,566
Fear, is a reaction.

1579
01:34:54,668 --> 01:34:57,334
Courage, is a decision.

1580
01:34:57,970 --> 01:34:59,973
I'll miss you
most all, darling.

1581
01:35:01,337 --> 01:35:05,647
-What the fuck?
- Ta-ta, for now!

1582
01:35:05,749 --> 01:35:07,241
Maybe we'll ride
to glory together.

1583
01:35:07,343 --> 01:35:08,515
Whatever you say,
my darling.

1584
01:35:08,617 --> 01:35:09,846
Excuse me, old chap.

1585
01:35:09,949 --> 01:35:11,947
I think you're
kissing my girl!

1586
01:35:12,049 --> 01:35:13,213
Ah, it appears my understudy,

1587
01:35:13,315 --> 01:35:14,281
has had a bit
too much to drink.

1588
01:35:14,383 --> 01:35:15,690
Understudy?
No, no, no, no.

1589
01:35:15,793 --> 01:35:16,787
Maybe we could talk
about this after the...

1590
01:35:16,889 --> 01:35:17,989
No, no, no. No, understudy.

1591
01:35:18,092 --> 01:35:19,122
- After the performance.
-I'm Edward!

1592
01:35:19,224 --> 01:35:20,421
You...
You're not Edward.

1593
01:35:20,523 --> 01:35:21,896
Okay, you're Edward.
No, no, no.

1594
01:35:21,998 --> 01:35:23,093
You're Edward.
This is my red door.

1595
01:35:23,195 --> 01:35:24,159
- This is my couch.
-You're Edward.

1596
01:35:24,261 --> 01:35:26,063
These are my lines!
Come here!

1597
01:35:26,165 --> 01:35:27,664
You stole my life!

1598
01:35:27,766 --> 01:35:28,969
Get off me!

1599
01:35:29,071 --> 01:35:30,000
- He's got everything!
-What the hell, Guy!

1600
01:35:30,102 --> 01:35:31,234
-No! I'm Edward!
- Calm down,

1601
01:35:31,336 --> 01:35:32,800
- and we can talk about this.
-I'm Edward.

1602
01:35:32,902 --> 01:35:34,474
Okay, okay.

1603
01:35:34,576 --> 01:35:36,004
Okay, let go! Let go!

1604
01:35:36,107 --> 01:35:37,938
I'm gonna leave.
I'm gonna leave.

1605
01:35:39,478 --> 01:35:43,151
Everything's fine.
If you sit down, we can talk.

1606
01:35:43,253 --> 01:35:44,013
No!

1607
01:35:46,852 --> 01:35:47,918
Take yours off!

1608
01:35:48,020 --> 01:35:49,986
- Take yours off!
- Take what off?

1609
01:35:50,088 --> 01:35:51,660
- Take yours off!
- Take what off?

1610
01:35:54,363 --> 01:35:55,121
Get over here!

1611
01:35:55,223 --> 01:35:57,261
Ahhh!

1612
01:36:07,640 --> 01:36:08,573
Guy.

1613
01:36:12,113 --> 01:36:13,273
No!

1614
01:36:13,375 --> 01:36:14,441
Oh my God. Guy!

1615
01:36:14,543 --> 01:36:16,210
Oh, no. What have I done?
What have I done?

1616
01:36:18,751 --> 01:36:20,586
No! Guy! No, Guy!

1617
01:36:20,688 --> 01:36:22,490
What have I done?

1618
01:36:22,592 --> 01:36:24,422
I don't know my own strength.

1619
01:36:24,524 --> 01:36:26,789
Guy! Guy.

1620
01:36:28,094 --> 01:36:29,628
I know
I keep saying it, man,

1621
01:36:29,730 --> 01:36:30,732
but it is such an honor.

1622
01:36:30,834 --> 01:36:32,733
Oh, truly,
the honor is all ours.

1623
01:36:32,835 --> 01:36:33,897
We couldn't be
more excited.

1624
01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:35,000
I mean,
frankly, I think

1625
01:36:35,102 --> 01:36:36,366
- you should be playing it.
-Oh, no.

1626
01:36:36,468 --> 01:36:38,098
- I wouldn't dream of it.
-No, honestly, I think

1627
01:36:38,200 --> 01:36:39,567
you got something special.

1628
01:36:40,343 --> 01:36:41,470
Real charisma.

1629
01:36:42,743 --> 01:36:44,009
I mean, it takes a name

1630
01:36:44,111 --> 01:36:45,908
to get these things funded,
as you know.

1631
01:36:46,010 --> 01:36:48,177
But I want you to know,

1632
01:36:48,279 --> 01:36:50,380
it's important to me
to get it right.

1633
01:36:50,482 --> 01:36:53,387
And that's why I wanted
to spend some time with you,

1634
01:36:53,489 --> 01:36:55,086
and, you know, uh,

1635
01:36:55,189 --> 01:36:58,919
not study really,
but observe, ask questions.

1636
01:36:59,021 --> 01:37:00,222
Ah, research,

1637
01:37:00,324 --> 01:37:01,488
- as they say in the biz.
-Mmm-hmm.

1638
01:37:01,591 --> 01:37:03,058
Well, I think
it's important for you

1639
01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:04,997
to interpret this as you want.

1640
01:37:05,099 --> 01:37:06,297
Right.
I mean, Edward was

1641
01:37:06,399 --> 01:37:08,833
envisioned by Ingrid,
and what I was doing earlier,

1642
01:37:08,935 --> 01:37:10,970
Guy here completely pioneered.

1643
01:37:11,073 --> 01:37:13,671
Right on.
I'm interpreting Guy,

1644
01:37:13,773 --> 01:37:14,908
interpreting Ingrid.

1645
01:37:15,010 --> 01:37:17,039
And you're just
the next and final step

1646
01:37:17,141 --> 01:37:19,075
in the evolutionary process.

1647
01:37:19,177 --> 01:37:20,177
Yeah,
that's really cool.

1648
01:37:20,279 --> 01:37:22,511
I'd love to ask you
some questions, too.

1649
01:37:24,514 --> 01:37:27,351
Really cool. Kind of
a collaborative thing.

1650
01:37:28,858 --> 01:37:30,987
Will they be using some...
Some mask

1651
01:37:31,090 --> 01:37:34,028
- or makeup of some sort?
- Why?

1652
01:37:36,400 --> 01:37:37,828
Uh, I don't know.

1653
01:37:37,930 --> 01:37:39,934
It's beyond my pay grade.

1654
01:37:40,036 --> 01:37:42,135
I'm... I'm not really part
of those discussions.

1655
01:37:42,237 --> 01:37:44,434
They can do a lot
these days to make it
look real.

1656
01:37:45,375 --> 01:37:46,370
Pretty real.

1657
01:37:47,472 --> 01:37:51,012
But, you know,
I don't worry about that stuff.

1658
01:37:51,114 --> 01:37:55,016
I think as long as I do
my job getting Edward right,

1659
01:37:55,716 --> 01:37:57,379
it'll come through.

1660
01:37:57,481 --> 01:38:00,421
- The rest is just icing.
-Very true.

1661
01:38:00,523 --> 01:38:01,721
Cheers. Mmm.

1662
01:38:01,824 --> 01:38:03,123
Cheers.
Hmm.

1663
01:38:20,104 --> 01:38:21,974
It's not working.

1664
01:38:25,274 --> 01:38:26,982
-Whoo!
- Fuck!

1665
01:38:27,716 --> 01:38:29,079
- Fuck.
- Number one.

1666
01:38:29,181 --> 01:38:30,782
That's
a cool typewriter.

1667
01:38:30,884 --> 01:38:32,152
You can have it.

1668
01:38:33,450 --> 01:38:35,623
<i>I wish
I had a woman, too,</i>

1669
01:38:35,726 --> 01:38:37,385
<i>walking with me under the moon</i>

1670
01:38:37,487 --> 01:38:40,457
<i>and holding my arm
and smiling,</i>

1671
01:38:41,864 --> 01:38:45,066
<i>and then I dream and I forget.</i>

1672
01:38:48,403 --> 01:38:51,932
<i>And then I see the shadow
of my profile on the wall.</i>

1673
01:38:53,941 --> 01:38:55,309
There you go. Step in.

1674
01:38:55,411 --> 01:38:57,038
Good man.

1675
01:38:57,140 --> 01:38:58,945
Other foot. Perfect.

1676
01:38:59,047 --> 01:39:01,747
All right. Nice and easy,
here we go.

1677
01:39:01,849 --> 01:39:04,148
One foot after the other.

1678
01:39:04,250 --> 01:39:07,085
- Perfect. Rock on.
- Gonna go shopping.

1679
01:39:07,187 --> 01:39:09,285
- Anyone need anything?
- Uh, no, thanks.

1680
01:39:09,387 --> 01:39:10,825
I'm heading out.
You guys need anything?

1681
01:39:10,927 --> 01:39:12,487
I just asked.

1682
01:39:12,590 --> 01:39:14,794
Well, if something changes,
give me a call.

1683
01:39:14,896 --> 01:39:16,030
I'm gonna get out your hair.

1684
01:39:16,132 --> 01:39:17,397
- I'll walk you out.
- I'll be back around 8:00.

1685
01:39:17,500 --> 01:39:18,495
Toodle-oo.

1686
01:39:22,366 --> 01:39:24,065
What the fuck is

1687
01:39:24,167 --> 01:39:25,805
going on in here?

1688
01:39:25,907 --> 01:39:27,237
What's going on with his face?

1689
01:39:27,339 --> 01:39:29,475
Fuck, I mean, is he rich
or something?

1690
01:39:30,647 --> 01:39:31,642
Like, what does she...

1691
01:39:31,744 --> 01:39:33,146
Is she...

1692
01:39:33,248 --> 01:39:35,380
That's
the craziest shit I ever saw.

1693
01:39:36,546 --> 01:39:38,680
Forgot my headphones.
Sorry, sorry.

1694
01:39:40,052 --> 01:39:41,518
You guys carry right on.

1695
01:39:42,251 --> 01:39:43,454
No problem, boss.

1696
01:39:44,961 --> 01:39:45,922
You know, let's pause
for a second,

1697
01:39:46,024 --> 01:39:47,260
I gotta take a leak.

1698
01:39:47,362 --> 01:39:49,361
Keep going. Just put one foot
in front of the other.

1699
01:39:54,831 --> 01:39:59,668
<i>♪ A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride</i>

1700
01:39:59,770 --> 01:40:04,407
<i>♪ And soon Miss Fanny Bright
was seated by my side</i>

1701
01:40:04,509 --> 01:40:06,811
<i>♪ The horse was lean
and lank... ♪</i>

1702
01:40:11,413 --> 01:40:13,914
<i>♪ And we, we got upsot</i>

1703
01:40:14,016 --> 01:40:19,092
<i>♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way ♪</i>

1704
01:40:19,194 --> 01:40:21,059
<i>♪ Oh, what fun it is
to ride... ♪</i>

1705
01:40:21,161 --> 01:40:22,124
Hey, man,
do you mind if I grab

1706
01:40:22,226 --> 01:40:23,395
one of these seltzers?

1707
01:40:57,868 --> 01:40:59,593
<i>♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride</i>

1708
01:40:59,695 --> 01:41:02,297
<i>♪ In a one-horse
open sleigh, hey</i>

1709
01:41:02,400 --> 01:41:04,870
<i>♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells</i>

1710
01:41:04,972 --> 01:41:06,737
<i>♪ Jingle all the way</i>

1711
01:41:06,839 --> 01:41:10,444
<i>♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh ♪</i>

1712
01:41:29,094 --> 01:41:30,462
I heard noises.

1713
01:41:45,574 --> 01:41:47,079
Next shot, I got you.

1714
01:41:49,314 --> 01:41:50,746
Oh!

1715
01:42:09,167 --> 01:42:11,005
Hey man, nice shoes.

1716
01:42:11,107 --> 01:42:14,770
Where's Fort Lee, man?
New Jersey.

1717
01:42:16,208 --> 01:42:17,608
Where's your manners?

1718
01:42:18,841 --> 01:42:21,408
Man, you must have had
some ugly parents.

1719
01:42:21,510 --> 01:42:23,281
I hope you die of cancer,

1720
01:42:23,383 --> 01:42:25,547
and your ugly children
die of cancer.

1721
01:42:25,649 --> 01:42:29,583
And your whole
ugly bloodline of, uh,

1722
01:42:29,685 --> 01:42:33,354
ugly degenerates
wiped off the face

1723
01:42:33,456 --> 01:42:35,395
of God's beautiful earth.

1724
01:42:36,930 --> 01:42:38,266
Nice shoes, man.

1725
01:42:39,163 --> 01:42:40,334
Nice shoes.

1726
01:42:49,506 --> 01:42:50,971
Do I believe my eyes?

1727
01:42:58,321 --> 01:43:00,483
Yeah, we adopted Lucy, her...
Her daughter.

1728
01:43:00,585 --> 01:43:03,054
And, uh, it's crazy
to even say it.

1729
01:43:03,156 --> 01:43:04,556
She's in grad school now.

1730
01:43:04,957 --> 01:43:05,819
She is.

1731
01:43:05,921 --> 01:43:07,787
Oh, you have to come
and see the play, Guy.

1732
01:43:07,889 --> 01:43:09,492
- Don't pressure him.
- He wants to come.

1733
01:43:09,594 --> 01:43:11,427
- Right, Guy?
- Oh, yeah, of course.

1734
01:43:11,529 --> 01:43:13,133
When... When are
you free? Tonight?

1735
01:43:13,235 --> 01:43:15,333
- When... What time?
- 8:00 p.m., sharp.

1736
01:43:15,435 --> 01:43:18,072
- All right.
- You can sit with me.

1737
01:43:18,174 --> 01:43:20,668
- You're not in it?
-  No.

1738
01:43:20,770 --> 01:43:23,944
No, I'm no actor.
I mean, sure, Edward.

1739
01:43:24,046 --> 01:43:25,708
But that whole thing was...

1740
01:43:25,810 --> 01:43:27,914
What a piece of shit.
I don't even allow people

1741
01:43:28,016 --> 01:43:29,417
to perform that anymore.

1742
01:43:29,519 --> 01:43:31,716
No, no, no.
It was your precocious
early work,

1743
01:43:31,818 --> 01:43:34,783
and it brought us together,
so it served that noble cause.

1744
01:43:34,885 --> 01:43:36,650
Thank God,
they didn't make that movie.

1745
01:43:36,752 --> 01:43:38,259
Oh, I was
so disappointed.

1746
01:43:38,361 --> 01:43:40,987
I really wanted to see
that guy try and play me.

1747
01:43:41,089 --> 01:43:43,725
But anyway, it's brilliant
we bumped into you,

1748
01:43:43,828 --> 01:43:45,931
'cause we're actually
moving away next month

1749
01:43:46,033 --> 01:43:47,231
when the play wraps.

1750
01:43:47,333 --> 01:43:48,498
Where? Where are you going?

1751
01:43:48,600 --> 01:43:50,332
To Canada.
A place called Shepperton.

1752
01:43:50,434 --> 01:43:51,832
Have you heard of it?

1753
01:43:51,934 --> 01:43:55,441
It could be described
as a nudist colony.

1754
01:43:55,543 --> 01:43:57,374
Yeah. It's only a part of it.
Small part of it.

1755
01:43:57,476 --> 01:43:58,505
But yeah,
basically we'll be...

1756
01:43:58,607 --> 01:44:00,381
As God intended.

1757
01:44:00,814 --> 01:44:01,643
Why?

1758
01:44:01,745 --> 01:44:04,118
Well, it's a long story.
We met this woman

1759
01:44:04,220 --> 01:44:05,485
- when we were...
- Going through the Andes.

1760
01:44:05,587 --> 01:44:08,351
Yeah. And it turns out
she's this incredible person

1761
01:44:08,453 --> 01:44:10,488
with followers and all that.

1762
01:44:10,591 --> 01:44:12,753
And it's kind of this
ecological philosophy.

1763
01:44:12,855 --> 01:44:15,293
Mmm-hmm.
And... And... And free love.

1764
01:44:15,395 --> 01:44:17,124
- Yes, but also it's...
- And LSD.

1765
01:44:17,226 --> 01:44:20,601
- Sometimes, yeah, but it's...
- Yep. Have you done LSD, Guy?

1766
01:44:21,203 --> 01:44:23,333
Wha... What about
like bad trips?

1767
01:44:23,435 --> 01:44:24,569
Yeah, it's possible.

1768
01:44:24,671 --> 01:44:27,307
But it's all really down
to how you frame it, Guy.

1769
01:44:27,409 --> 01:44:28,773
I don't think
he could handle it.

1770
01:44:28,875 --> 01:44:31,707
Yeah. He just needs someone
to lead him through it is all.

1771
01:44:31,809 --> 01:44:34,613
- Which I can do.
-Recently certified.

1772
01:44:35,952 --> 01:44:36,676
And what about your kids?

1773
01:44:36,779 --> 01:44:37,984
No.
Yeah, no.

1774
01:44:38,086 --> 01:44:38,879
They say it's a cult.

1775
01:44:38,981 --> 01:44:40,118
Yeah. I mean,
you probably think

1776
01:44:40,220 --> 01:44:41,155
it's a cult, too, right?

1777
01:44:41,257 --> 01:44:42,322
Well, I...
I guess it sounds

1778
01:44:42,424 --> 01:44:44,324
- a little like a cult.
- I mean, yeah, sure,

1779
01:44:44,426 --> 01:44:46,227
if you paint it in
like broad brush strokes.

1780
01:44:46,329 --> 01:44:48,525
But it's... It's really
quite leaderless.

1781
01:44:48,627 --> 01:44:50,428
But what about this,
uh, Andes woman,

1782
01:44:50,530 --> 01:44:52,395
- isn't she like the leader?
- Founder.

1783
01:44:52,497 --> 01:44:54,230
Yes, she set it all in motion.

1784
01:44:54,332 --> 01:44:55,601
But it's... It's...

1785
01:44:55,703 --> 01:44:58,667
She's not a guru in the...
Well, she's sort of a guru.

1786
01:44:58,769 --> 01:45:00,573
Yes. She's a guru
in the pure sense.

1787
01:45:00,675 --> 01:45:02,568
Yeah, see we can't talk
about it without sounding...

1788
01:45:02,670 --> 01:45:03,837
Absolutely bonkers.

1789
01:45:03,939 --> 01:45:05,573
-Mmm.
- Yeah. But honestly,

1790
01:45:05,675 --> 01:45:07,910
It's... It's... It's paradise.

1791
01:45:08,917 --> 01:45:09,676
Actual paradise.

1792
01:45:09,779 --> 01:45:11,183
- Like utopia.
- Yeah, utopia.

1793
01:45:11,286 --> 01:45:12,482
- Closest thing to it.
- Yeah.

1794
01:45:12,584 --> 01:45:14,554
And what
about your career?

1795
01:45:14,656 --> 01:45:16,817
Well, I've accomplished
everything I've ever wanted...

1796
01:45:16,919 --> 01:45:18,653
I'm... I'm ready
for the next phase.

1797
01:45:18,755 --> 01:45:19,787
I mean, all she wants
to do now,

1798
01:45:19,889 --> 01:45:21,624
is take LSD
and fuck all the time.

1799
01:45:21,726 --> 01:45:22,891
I mean, you know...

1800
01:45:22,993 --> 01:45:25,164
Enough about us,
what's going on with you?

1801
01:45:25,266 --> 01:45:26,432
- Tell us everything.
- Yeah.

1802
01:45:26,535 --> 01:45:29,665
Well, I mean.
I don't know. Um...

1803
01:45:29,767 --> 01:45:32,874
Do we know
what we would like tonight?

1804
01:45:33,802 --> 01:45:35,101
What are you thinking, Edward?

1805
01:45:35,203 --> 01:45:39,772
Uh, you... You go ahead.
I'm... I'm still, um...

1806
01:45:39,874 --> 01:45:41,611
Okay. Well, we're celebrating,

1807
01:45:41,713 --> 01:45:43,714
so we're gonna need
some more sake.

1808
01:45:43,816 --> 01:45:46,482
Let's do another bottle
of the Dassai Hayata.

1809
01:45:46,584 --> 01:45:49,087
And for the table, the wakame,

1810
01:45:49,189 --> 01:45:50,917
the agedashi tofu,

1811
01:45:51,019 --> 01:45:53,393
and he needs
to try the uni toast.

1812
01:45:53,495 --> 01:45:55,595
And an order
of the hamachi kama, why not.

1813
01:45:56,130 --> 01:45:57,790
And for my entree,

1814
01:45:57,893 --> 01:45:59,565
let's go
with the wagyu flight.

1815
01:45:59,667 --> 01:46:02,200
A miso black cod
for me, please. Thank you.

1816
01:46:02,302 --> 01:46:03,537
And for you sir?

1817
01:46:05,775 --> 01:46:06,837
Um...

1818
01:46:08,140 --> 01:46:09,444
Uh...

1819
01:46:10,575 --> 01:46:11,908
Do you need a minute?

1820
01:46:12,876 --> 01:46:15,076
Yeah. I, uh...

1821
01:46:16,414 --> 01:46:18,311
Oh, my old friend.

1822
01:46:18,813 --> 01:46:21,688
You haven't changed a bit.