[instrumental music]
[blondie singing "one way or another"]
-[diane] I see you! -[laughing]
Oh, I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you!
Oh, I'm gonna get you! Where did she go? Boo!
Ah...
I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
Ah... Ha-ha...
I'm gonna get you. Ah?
Did you see where katie went? Oh, no.
[kate] look at those two,
Laughing and giggling.
That is some pure love right there.
Oh! I gotcha!
I should know because that pipsqueak
With the wide eyes and pouty lips, that's me.
And the badass hottie? That's my mom.
She met my father at a juice bar near copacabana.
He was the life of the party, and she was up for anything.
They got hitched, I got hatched,
And pretty soon after, he got lost.
♪ I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna get you ♪
But my mom said it was no big deal
Because we'd always have each other.
♪ I'll get ya I'll get ya one way... ♪
[car honking]
Yup, I always knew how good I had it,
And I wasn't gonna let anything screw it up.
♪ I'll meet ya ♪
Not even pure unadulterated love.
Oh, please! I don't even know this guy's last name.
[upbeat music on phone]
♪ got it made ♪
♪ a little sexual for your taste ♪
♪ let's go out tonight ♪
Venice and garlic.
Nice combo.
♪ out of spite we go hard ♪
-Off in the sea. It's so pretty. -[cell phone ringing]
What's the shelf life for cake?
-Fridge or freezer? -Left on the counter.
-Three days. -Oh!
You could try grocery shopping.
That sounds judgy.
I was going for maternal.
Hey, were you in the city last night?
Find my friends is for emergencies only.
[diane] was he cute?
-Firefighter. -Hot!
Hey, do you want sushi Thursday?
Sure. What are you working on?
I am still editing this travel cookbook.
I mean, this woman has eaten in 88 different countries.
I can barely make it to the local diner.
Where should we go? Italy? Spain?
[sighs]
Best travel buddy ever. Are you sponsoring?
-I can pick up a meal or two. -I'm in.
So, firefighter...
-Love you. -Love you more.
[upbeat music]
♪ move before my hands ♪
♪ all across the face ♪
I love these two.
You love the idea of these two.
-I give it two years, tops. -Huh!
♪ and you won't be the same ♪
♪ let us do it so stand up stand up and party ♪
-Oh. -Mn-mn, no, no.
Flowers are fine.
[both gasping]
Mm...
Please tell me you have an extra.
This was my extra.
[indistinct song on pa]
When are you gonna perform again, tommy?
He's still traumatized by that stint in d.C.
Oh, he's still traumatized by the eighth grade.
Gotta get back up on the horse sometime.
-You only live once, right? -Giddy-up! Giddy-up!
-Ooh-ooh-ooh! -[cell phone chimes]
Oh. Hold on. Hold on.
Oh!
I'm out, ladies. There's another bad day for uniforms.
Will you tell your grown-ass daughter
To do her own damn shirts?
-My baby needs me. -[tom] uh!
See if she can play next week.
Kathy's getting her hip replaced.
She's getting her knee replaced. I have the hip.
I love you, aunt marci.
It says she's here.
[indistinct song on pa]
Ah. Yes!
-Ooh! Ha-ha! -[kate] aaah!
-I brought one for each of you. -Thank you.
Hey, aunt marci wants you to sub-in at cards next week.
Ah. I'm not ready to give up on life just yet.
What's that? Curling iron?
-A chiropractor. -Gross.
-Ew. True. -Living, breathing human here.
Okay, so one of the groomsmen is recently divorced,
And the bride's brother is a lawyer with really good hair.
-Oh. Hey. -Hey, diane.
-Lamb's extra juicy tonight. -Yeah.
-Oh! Baah! -Oh.
Hey, guys, table 14, tan suit.
[mike] oh! She's good. [diane] hm! Mm-hmm.
-You're good. -I just know what you want.
-Hm. And what is that? -Janie, you want a puppy.
-Adorable, doting and loyal. -Yes.
[diane] uh, kate wants a carnival goldfish.
Shiny, immediate and temporary.
Mm. And what do you want?
I'm good. I've got everything I need.
Oh, she didn't ask what you need,
She asked what do you want.
Um, oof, if I wanted anything,
It would be a unicorn.
But they don't actually exist, so I'm good.
-I'm gonna miss this, ladies. -Oh.
-Hey, you guys. -Muah.
-Bye. -Come on, hurry.
-She needs a boyfriend. -She has plenty of those.
One that lasts more than six weeks.
[instrumental music]
[engine sputtering]
[man] it cranked fine before. I got here.
What's the problem?
I don't know. I don't know.
Do I look like I know anything about cars?
[bruce] cars are just like people.
-They like to be understood. -Okay.
Not so much about fixing it as understanding it.
-[engine starts] -or in your case...
Unlocking the steering wheel.
-Take care. -All right, then.
Let's get out of here.
[instrumental music]
-Nice board. -Oh, thank you.
So do you just, like, paddle out and sit?
Paddle out and sup.
-Standup yoga. It's a thing. -Hm.
Picked it up in australia.
Sounds complicated.
Well, easy is boring.
[bruce grunts]
Hey, are you married?
How old are you?
Oh, no. Um...
[chuckles] I definitely have daddy issues,
But I'm not interested in sleeping with someone
To address them.
Hm.
This is my mom.
I think you two might hit it off.
Your mom? Ah.
Did this just get weird?
Well, I think it just got interesting.
Right.
Well, uh, see you around.
-Have a good evening. -Okay.
[car door shuts]
Was that triple a?
I think that was a unicorn.
I want you to feel your breath
Coming in through your nose...
[inhaling]
And slowly releasing out...
[exhales] through your mouth.
-She hasn't responded. -Holy co-dependence.
[man] you can return to this throughout the day
Whenever you need to reset.
I've barely seen her all month.
[shushing]
She canceled Thursday dinner last week.
Book deadline?
-Man of the moment? -One or the other.
Well, whatever it is, sure won't last long.
[diane] oh. Uh, uh...
Ooh! Ooh.
Oh.
[diane panting]
-Are you tan? -Hamptons.
Who? What? When?
Businessman.
[kate] what kind of business exactly?
Well, he was all up in my business last month.
-[laughs] -shh!
[kate] we on for dinner tomorrow?
Oh!
Yes. Thursday.
I'll order chinese.
[exhales sharply]
I don't know how we missed this last time.
Honestly, I'm surprised you're not purring.
-Ow! -This is a full-blown whisker.
-[buzzing] -I've to change the laundry.
What time did you order the food?
-Um... -[cell phone chimes]
Kate's...
Hm.
[dramatic music]
No.
-[diane] oh, no. -What? Is the driver lost?
I mean, how many times have we ordered from that place?
No. Um, you know what?
I actually have... Oh! I have a headache.
-Oh, I'll get some advil. -No!
Uh, I'm just gonna go upstairs and, you know, rest.
Um, let's do a rain check.
Okay. I'll just finish my laundry and head out.
No, no, no! I'll do it. I'll do it.
-I need shirts for the weekend. -Yeah.
I'll bring them by after work.
Okay, what's going on?
Ugh!
-Someone's coming. -[kate] what? Who?
-The businessman. -Oh!
-Is he stalking you? -No.
No, he's actually really smart
And-and funny and-and handsome and...
I think you'd like him. He's...
He's more of a inventor than he's a-a businessman--
-Mom. -He's...
I wanna meet him.
-Right. Sorry. -Yeah.
-I told him that. -So, what, it's an ambush?
B-b-basically.
-[doorbell ringing] -ah, ah!
-It's the food! -Uh...
Okay, here, you take the money,
Take the food, take it all and run.
-Okay? Here. -[knocking on door]
-Ah. -Hurry!
Sixty, right?
Fifty-eight, actually. But I won't take it personal.
-On the house. Hello, diane. -Oh.
The delivery guy?
The inventor. Uh, kate, bruce. Bruce, kate. But I...
I-I think you two actually already know each other.
-Triple a. -[bruce] yes.
I followed the delivery guy.
Okay. Well, you two have fun.
-Oh. No, she was just leaving. -Oh-oh! No, no, no. Not so fast.
[instrumental music]
-So how's penelope? -[diane] good.
-Who's penelope? -[diane] juicy.
Their kiss at the eiffel tower?
Chapter five.
-[bruce] I called that. -Well, uh...
A new memoir just came in.
Um, american woman in paris. Lots of lovers.
Oh. We should go to paris.
We should.
Uh, you, you-you can come, too.
You didn't think I'd call, huh?
I guess I just didn't really give it much thought.
I guess I did. And I thought, "what the hell?"
And it's been a hell of a six weeks so far.
-Six weeks? -[bruce] mm-hmm.
Six weeks? Uh? It's already been six weeks?
Yes. It's been six weeks.
Yeah, it's six weeks. Hm.
I'm, uh, guessing a tiger.
[diane] origami something. [bruce] no?
-Oh, a swan. -[bruce] ah. Solid guess.
-A flower. -Oh!
-Oh, it gets me every time. -Very nice.
[diane] kate's amazing with flowers.
Oh! I have one.
-Oh, this is good. -Okay. Okay.
[diane grunting]
-[kate screams] -prepare to be a beast!
-[grunting] -[all screaming]
-A what? -Ah!
Wait. How did you do that?
[singing in foreign language]
Okay. All right. I don't really have one.
Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I do. I have one.
Watch this.
What's happening? That's my mom. Why are you...
-Oh! Oh! -Hm!
Oh! Oh!
That is an amazing trick.
[both laughing]
No, sorry. Mom wins. Apple always wins.
Love the apple. I can't beat the apple.
Well... Oh.
-[bruce] this was fun. -It was.
It was very nice re-meeting you, bruce.
-Oh. And you. -Hm.
Oh. Oh.
Yes.
Right. Okay.
Okay, bye.
-Bye. -Bye.
[bruce] I think she digs me.
-[diane] she thinks you're nuts. -She may be right.
[instrumental music]
So, will you marry me?
Oh, my god...
Don't... Don't do that. Don't do that.
I have never been this...
Comfortable, happy...
Oh, my god! I know. I think I have you.
This is crazy.
[upbeat music]
Hey, siri, call janie.
-[line ringing] -[janie] hi!
[kate on phone] I just had dinner with the businessman.
-Ew! Why? -Remember triple a? Same guy.
-[janie gasps] stop it! -Yeah.
That's why she's been so mia.
-[janie] how long's it been? -Six weeks.
I think she feels kind of bad for the guy.
[kate] he seems nice. And he has no idea what's coming.
-They never do. -[chuckles]
[janie] ooh. I found what I was looking for.
Okay, bye.
Hi.
[music continues]
Hey, siri, text mom.
Uh, forgot my laundry. Be there in five.
[instrumental music]
-What the... -[diane] oh, my god!
Please be a gift card. Please be a gift card.
-Please be a gift card. -Oh... Oh, my god! Oh!
[bucket clattering]
Katie?
[gasps] katie! Look!
[both squealing]
I couldn't do it until we met again.
Like, ten minutes ago.
[groans] you know what we need?
-Champagne. -Okay. I'm on it.
Are you crazy? That is an engagement ring.
-I know. Can you believe it? -Listen. It's okay.
We can fix this. You know... Mom, mom, look at me.
It's been six weeks. It is time you run for the hills.
-I don't think I want to. -Of course, you do.
You don't wanna get married. You cherish your freedom.
And, yes, it will be hard for him at first,
But he'll get over it.
Oh, my god. Wait.
-Are you sick? -No, katie, no, no.
-Just calm down. -Are you broke?
Listen, let me have it. Whatever it is I can handle.
Katie, I want this.
[gasps] is he blackmailing you?
-Oh, no... -Flutes?
Uh, bottom cabinet, on the left, behind the bar.
Katie, I get it. This is a shock, okay?
And in retrospect, maybe I should have mentioned him
A little bit more, but, to be honest,
I didn't really know where it was going--
I'll tell you where this is going. Nowhere.
But now it makes complete sense as to why he was so pushy
And kind of insisted on meeting you.
I mean, it's actually kind of sweet.
Mom, please, think about what you're saying.
I'm in love.
What?
[instrumental music]
I'm in love.
Oh, wow, wow!
That feels so good
To be able to say.
I-I wasn't really looking for it, but I guess
That's probably the way it goes, right?
You, when you're least expect--
To, to katie, who set this all in motion.
[chuckles] don't blame this on me.
[screaming]
[screams]
Okay.
That's done. Here we go.
Damn it, jeep!
[breathing heavily]
Okay. Okay.
We are okay. We are okay.
-Hey, siri. Call janie. -[siri] calling janie.
[janie] hi! You've reached janie. Leave a message.
Okay. You're okay.
This is fine. You can handle it.
I can handle this. Yeah.
I was an eighth-grade girl once.
Am I gonna meditate right now? I think I'm gonna meditate.
Okay. Here we go. In through the nose...
[inhales sharply]
Out through the mouth.
In through the nose...
Out through the mouth.
-Ah! -[tires screeching]
-My freaking luck! -Uh...
-Ow! -Oh, my god.
-Are you okay? -Oh!
-Yeah, you almost killed me! -I know. I'm sorry, I was...
-On your phone? -No.
-I saw you talking. -I was meditating.
-What? -I was meditating.
-I-I can't hear you. -I was meditating!
You were meditating in the car?
I know. I just started. It's not really working.
-Really help... Ow! -Oh, god!
-Are you drunk? -I wish.
-These are sharp. -Yeah. I hadn't noticed.
I'm, I'm sorry, but you came out of nowhere. And...
-You're basically camouflaged. -There's a trail right there.
You should wear something more visible.
I'm sorry, you're saying that this is my fault?
-No, but... -But what? I should...
Wear a construction vest next time?
You know, wave a flag, flashing light?
I don't know.
Maybe.
You're right. I'm sorry. I should be the one apologizing.
There is an urgent care in columbia. Come.
No, it's okay. They are just scratches, really.
I'm josh.
This is the part where you tell me your name, maybe.
Are you gonna sue me?
No, but you can buy me a drink, hm?
-Are you serious? -Yes.
-Fine. Kate. One drink. -Yeah?
One drink. All right.
-So why the meditation? -Ugh! My mom just got engaged.
Wow. Daughter of the bride. That's cool.
As in, cool, not cool. You know, obviously.
-Have you been to dylan's? -You live around here?
Yeah, I'm on ashland. Do you know the, uh, the frog mailbox?
That's me.
What's-what's wrong? Do you hate amphibians?
I didn't buy it. It-it came with the house.
No? You just... What? Sober?
-Married? -Uh-uh.
-We're neighbors. -Ah.
I'm sorry. What am I missing?
Let's say we get that drink at our mutual favorite spot.
I'm all freaked out because my mom's about to marry
A complete stranger, and a little shaken from
Almost committing vehicular manslaughter.
You're spooked because you were nearly victim
Of said crime, and not at all thinking clearly.
-I'm fine though. Really. -One drink turns into three.
We flirt, swap stories, swap spit.
-Maybe it's awesome. -It is awesome.
-Maybe sloppy. -Now who've you been talking to?
We go out a few more times, then around date three or four,
We realize the initial chemistry has worn off.
Normally that's fine because we would just ignore each other's
Texts and never see each other again, but that's not likely
Since we live just a few blocks apart and share
The same local bar. And, well...
The thing is, I really like my apartment.
So unless you're willing to move,
I say we call this whole thing off.
You think there's chemistry.
-That's what you got from this? -Mm-hmm.
All right, those were all very valid points.
But what if we go, we get a couple of drinks,
We swap stories, swap spit, and we discover, you know,
We have a few things in common other than our zip code?
We thoroughly established that neither one of us is
A serial killer and that, in fact, we're...
Moderately well-suited for each other.
And then, you know, fast forward a bit,
We're telling stories about the night we met,
You almost mowed down your future husband,
Or boyfriend of six months.
But either way, that is
A classic win-win scenario.
You have issues.
I'm an optimist.
Josh, sorry for the near-death experience.
Kate, good luck with the wedding.
[instrumental music]
[clears throat]
[bruce snores]
[kate] she thinks she's in love. [janie] maybe she is.
-Janie, there's a ring. -Okay.
It's the second ring that you need to be worried about.
You really think she's gonna go through with it?
-You're right. -Mm-hmm.
You're totally right.
-I love you! Muah! -Now try this.
Breathe in...
Breathe out.
Yeah, that, that doesn't work.
Well, just try. See, they are doing it.
♪ step on up take your best shot ♪
♪ fire all all you've got ♪
♪ don't delay keep in everything ♪
♪ we're rising up to the top ♪
♪ we'll never give up ♪
♪ we'll never back down ♪
♪ keep on moving won't stop ♪
♪ we're in this together we're in this together ♪
♪ bring in everything we're ready to shine ♪
♪ ain't giving up tonight ♪ ♪ oh oh ♪
♪ we're in this together ♪
♪ light and fire out in the high ♪
♪ bringing it home tonight ♪ ♪ oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh ♪
Oh! Smells delicious.
It's from that cookbook you were editing.
You-you left the manuscript out.
Is this meat?
You don't eat meat? You didn't tell me she didn't eat meat.
No, I do, but she doesn't.
Well, actually, uh, we were at bruce's friends
Last week, grilling...
After sky diving.
You jumped out of a plane without telling me?
Well, I-I-I didn't wanna worry you.
And I don't know if it was like,
It was like the adrenaline rush or what.
Or the ribs that had been marinating for three days.
-You ate ribs? -It was like a primal instinct.
[scoffs] so all that stuff about the cute, fluffy animals--
Oh, it was organic and grass-fed.
-They still kill them, you know? -Well...
You've been trying to get me to eat meat for years.
I'm pushing for lamb chops at the wedding.
We want to get married, black tie, at the legacy castle.
Hm. Sounds expensive.
If I don't fly first class, my son-in-law will.
-You have kids? -[laughs] no.
It's just an expression.
[both laughing]
Anyway, miriam is going to give us a tour next week.
Don't you think you're more of a sundress
In the backyard kind of bride?
I eloped the first time around, this time, I think it would be
So much fun to just, like, do it big!
Of course, it is booked through next September.
-Oh, bummer. -That's okay.
It'll just give us more time to plan it.
Who?
You and me.
Doesn't every mother dream about
Planning a wedding with their daughter?
-I always have. -No, you haven't.
Well, I dreamt about it last night.
[kate] don't you think this is all moving a little fast?
[diane] katie, I know this is right for me.
Just like you knew it was right with the pharmacist
Who turned out to be a drug dealer?
I had no idea, I was having
So much fun until he got arrested.
That part wasn't fun. Okay?
Listen, I know, I know, I swore
I would never again sleep with someone who snores.
And god knows I didn't wanna share a bathroom with somebody.
But I-I realized that's why they created ear plugs
And second bedrooms.
Katie, when it's right, you just work it out.
I'm gonna introduce you to evan mcmillan.
-I don't need you to set me up. -Come on, you set me up.
-Look what happened. -Exactly.
Since when do you subscribe to this societal
Dictation that we need to couple up?
I don't, but it is nice
To have someone to share things with.
Hello! You have me.
Kate, do you really wanna be naked in a hot spring with me?
Hm?
We can't be everything for each other all the time.
Is this one of your tinder rejects?
No. He works with dr. Markow.
You wanna set me up with your gynecologist?
He's not my gynecologist.
He looks at hoo-has for a living.
Well, he is an expert in his field.
-No, won't do it. -Come on. He's a catch.
-Think about it? -Hm...
Still no.
So do I start therapy now, or wait for it to fully explode?
[indistinct song]
Um, who is that?
Crash victim. You'd like him.
Yeah.
Kate.
-As predicted. -We meet again.
I, uh, you know...
-Josh, janie. -Hi. I, uh...
Now, that would be perfect for walking the trail.
Yes. That's actually why I bought it.
-Oh, you're a doctor? -Optometrist.
-An optimistic optometrist. -Well, I-I...
I do see things clearly through rose-colored glasses.
-You just come up with that? -No, years in the making.
[chuckles] wanna join us?
I-I would love to. Um...
-I'm just picking up my supper. -Mm.
But I guess I will be seeing you around, after all.
[song continues]
Don't.
[instrumental music]
I'm sure kate has told you already,
But we can accommodate up to 200 guests.
Oh. Would you excuse me a moment?
This place is so fabulously over the top.
It's perfect. What do you think?
Well, if you love it, I love it.
So, July 11th just called off their wedding.
[miriam] I have several couples on the waiting list,
But you guys are family, so say the word, and it's yours.
-This July? -[miriam] yeah. 7-11.
-It's a very lucky date. -But that's in three weeks.
-Can we even do that? -No. No. No.
No, you don't have a dress, a photographer or an officiant.
-We were hoping you'd officiate. -Hm?
And do the flowers, of course.
Oh, now, that is lovely.
Three weeks?
Let's do it!
-[both laughing] -ah...
-Get in here. -Get in there.
[diane] [gasps] I cannot believe we are actually doing this.
-I know. -I mean, three months ago...
I was dodging calls from a guy in texas named smokey.
-Don't ask. -Now look at you.
Ready to have and hold, through thick and thin,
Sickness and health, rain, sleet, snow,
Till death do you part.
-No? -No.
[instrumental music]
[diane] come on.
[instrumental "bridal chorus"]
Welcome, and congratulations!
Are you so excited? This is the best part. Some water or...
Okay, you're nervous, huh? Don't be.
Nothing makes a girl feel more beautiful, feminine, confident,
Graceful and powerful than a wedding dress.
-Hm! Really? -Mm-hmm.
Not financial autonomy?
Or being appointed at the supreme court?
Becoming an astronaut.
-Record going platinum? Mm. -Ooh, good one.
-[clears throat] -oh, no, no. They are really...
They are beautiful dresses, they are. They're...
-So pretty. -[hailey] mm-hmm.
[hailey] do you have a particular style in mind?
Uh, column, mermaid, princess?
[kate] ooh. How about mermaid princess?
Oh, I have just the one. Let's get your measurements.
Oh, uh, mom...
I wanna get you into the right bra.
The undergarments lay the foundation--
Mom!
[gasps] oh!
Oh. Oh.
Oh, ah... Okay.
-Hm, I really need this job. -No, no, no. It's okay.
I probably should've said something.
Yeah, I just assumed since you're...
I mean, I shouldn't have assumed.
It's just that you are the perfect age, so...
You know, we get so many mothers and daughters,
And it's just usually like...
-Shut up, hailey! -Aha...
-Shut up, right? -Don't worry about it.
You must be so happy for your mom.
-Oh, I am. -Thank you, sweetheart.
I mean, after all those years being on her own,
She finally has someone to cuddle with
On the couch night after night.
They can stroll through the farmer's market,
Nibbling on organic kale,
Start all their sentences with "us" and "we."
And on rainy days, they can stay in and do puzzles
And make s'mores in the fireplace,
Because, no matter what, he will always be there.
-Aww... -Kate.
I remember all those stories you used to
Tell me about marriage when I was younger
Okay, kate, that's enough.
That how draining and suffocating it could be.
How it sucks away your identity
And how the monotony can be totally unbearable.
-True. -[kate] but here we are.
Ring on your finger, love in your heart.
I am so glad you finally realized that
None of that stuff you told me is true anymore.
Me, too.
-Who needs a drink? -Me!
-[woman laughs] -mm-hmm.
So, you're not married?
-Oh. -Hard pass.
We should set her up with kevin. What's your number?
-I'm texting him right now. -Oh.
-Oooh! -Ooh!
[indistinct chatter]
-So, what do you think, huh? -[woman] oh!
-[hailey] oh, it's pretty. -Mm.
Uh-huh-huh.
You promised power and confidence. Do better.
You're right. I'm so sorry.
[woman] you've been married before, right?
How do you know this time will last?
Till death do us part is a really long time.
-Longer for some than others. -Mm.
I just know my life will be better with him in it.
♪ can you feel it moving? ♪
♪ it's got me moving I can feel it ♪
♪ I can feel it ♪ ♪ it's got me moving... ♪
I love it.
♪ it's got me moving ♪
♪ moving ♪ ♪ I can feel it ♪
♪ it's got me moving ♪
Oh! Now, that's a dress.
Wow!
That is gorgeous!
It's... It's too much, isn't it?
I told you it was too much. Just come help me out of it.
I look like, like a giant marshmallow cloud.
-You could say it, go ahead. -You look beautiful.
Well, maybe, uh, you should go get me the other one.
-Maybe that's better for me. -Mom.
It's perfect.
[hailey] let's try a veil.
Oh, my god. Okay.
-[woman] aw... -[hailey] mm, mm, mm!
-Now it's too much. -[woman] mm-hmm.
Oh, here. Can you keep this for me, sweetheart?
-Yeah. -You've gotta take it home.
Because he can't see it, you know?
I mean, it's bad luck if the groom sees the bride's dress.
Seat belt, sweetheart. You good?
[engine starts]
And we're off, like a herd of turtles.
Never have I met two people so different,
Yet so well suited for each other.
Their love is everlasting.
Their love is sacred.
I don't think I could do that.
You'll be great. It's your mom.
Can an officiant object to the wedding?
[shushes]
Since we spoke all of this, I was like, "I'm done!"
-Ah! Congratulations. -That was so freaking romantic.
Thanks. Okay, my cousin jim really wants to meet you.
He's been divorced, but the marriage was so short,
Like, I don't even think it counts.
-Hm. -What about chucks?
-Hm? -Hm.
Oh. I like that pairing so much better.
Uh, yeah, ben was my college roommate.
Not afraid of commitment. Good job, great parents.
-But? -Oh, why is there always a but?
Actually, he's got a really good butt.
-Ooh. -But his butt lives in boston.
-Uh! -There you go.
You know what? Whatever. I want to introduce you to him.
-Okay. -Come on.
♪ you're all that I want ♪
♪ you're all that I need ♪
♪ you can count on me ♪
♪ I won't let you down ♪
♪ honey you will see ♪
♪ you can count on me ♪
♪ I won't let you down ♪
♪ honey you will see ♪
♪ you can count on me ♪
Hm.
[upbeat music]
♪ well you got something special ♪
♪ never seen in my life ♪
♪ lighting up my world make a future bride ♪
♪ say hey hey ♪
♪ so now whenever you're with me I got everything I need ♪
♪ when I'm with you I get happy ♪
♪ whenever you're with me I got everything I need ♪
♪ to get happy ♪
♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪
♪ so get happy ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪
[cell phone vibrating]
[cell phone chimes]
[diane] hey, murat.
Hey, congratulations. I'll help you with that.
-[diane] no, no. -[gasping]
Okay. Okay. Okay, hold on, hold on.
[instrumental music]
Oh, my god! Get off me! Get off...
-[knocking on door] -[keys jingling]
Okay. Okay. Calm...
[keys jingling]
[clatters]
[diane grunts]
[music continues]
[diane groans]
[leaves rustling]
[music continues]
[upbeat music]
Whoop!
[music continues]
[quirky music]
[panting]
Okay. Okay.
[sighs] okay. Okay. Okay.
-Okay. -[doorbell rings]
-Hey. -Hello.
Well, now who's the optimist?
-Is now a bad time or... -Oh, uh... Oh.
-Mostly for the chicken, um... -Oh.
-Can I come in? -Um...
Yeah, yeah, of course. No, I'm sorry, I... Please.
-I'm just gonna... I'll just... -Um...
-Uh... -All right. Uh, uh, I, um...
-Hi. -Hi.
-Here, let-let me help you out. -Yeah, that would be...
If you just kind of give it a good kick.
Yeah. Oh. Oh, that's my slipper.
-Oh, god! Oh, god! -Hold on.
-Are you okay? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-You good? -[kate] yup.
You know you can buy chicken already butchered, right?
Yeah, but where is the fun in that?
Why, why is this zipper so small?
Oh, it's meant to be invisible. Oh, let's go to the light.
Oh, all right, okay.
-Okay. What are you making? -Yeah. Uh, chicken paillard.
Uh, I, um, I challenged myself to cook
Six days a week for six months.
Ambitious.
-Oh, don't pull. -Sorry, sorry.
I'm trying to be careful.
-Do you, do you, do you cook? -Uh, no.
-No, I-I-I mostly eat at work. -All right.
So, what, are you-you an actor or writer, post grad?
I-I just thought catering was, you know,
A side hustle or gateway job.
-Gateway to what? -You-you tell me.
-What, what gets you going? -Is it warm in here?
It's like, feels a little warm, right?
Are you okay? Do you want some water?
-I'll get you some water. -No.
It's okay, just wanna get it off.
-Yeah. -Okay. Um, I just...
-I don't wanna tear it-- -it's okay.
You know what? Just pull it.
You expressly told me not to pull it though.
-Do it. -Okay. Um...
-Are you sure? -Do it now!
-Fine, fine. All right, here! -Oh!
I'm a doctor. It's okay.
[instrumental music]
What are these?
[josh] my favorite thermals.
I mean, they were all the rage circa 2015.
I respect the confidence, although, it does feel
A little cliche wearing your clothes.
Well, I am trying to impress my neighbors,
So I quite like it.
-Have you considered watering? -Uh, yes.
I have considered it.
I, uh, I have something for you.
All right. Come on. Through here.
-Okay. -Right, yeah.
Uh... Here, this magic bag.
-Ah! -Oh, god. Uh, right, okay.
So we've got a wide selection of threads, mum.
-Oh. -We have the crimson red.
The navy blue. Or, my personal favorite, brown.
-No white? -Nope.
Something borrowed, something blue?
I love it, genius.
I'll get that. Do you mind just holding it?
-Yes. -Okay. Thanks.
Thank you.
So what about that drink?
When this goes south, the pub is mine.
Well, hold on, not so fast.
[clears throat]
Are you sure? I'm really good.
You can't be good at rochambeau.
I accept that challenge.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
It's okay, you can have the bar in the basement.
Sad bar?
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Have you been in there? It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Okay, tiebreaker, hm?
[josh clears throat]
Oh, it's okay.
Guess we'll have to make this work.
Mm.
[upbeat music]
-Thank you. -Mm-hmm.
-The usual. -Oh. Thank you. Thank you.
-What is that? -So cool. Vodka lemonade.
-[kate] it's pink. -Yeah. And delicious.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
♪ will I see ♪
-So, kate. -Hm.
Is the fiance, um, an absolute twit?
My mom is just not really big on commitment.
Um, and you?
-That's direct. -Yeah.
[both chuckling]
I guess I've just never really seen it work out that well.
My parents have been married for 40 years.
[chuckles] that explains a lot.
What are their names? Your, uh, mum and her fiance.
Diane and bruce. Why?
Diane and bruce. Diane and bruce.
What's happening? What are you doing?
-You're a genius. -What's going on?
-What? -Deuce.
-Bam! Deuce. -What's a...
-What's deuce? -It's-it's...
It's their super couple name. Come on.
You have, you have bennifer.
Kimye. Brangelina.
-But they're not a super couple. -Well, they are now with that.
I mean, come on, wedding hashtag "deuce."
That's the best one I've, I think I've ever come up with.
That's all. Heh-heh.
-You're a dork. -I will...
I will take that as a compliment,
With my pink lemonade. Hm.
[josh] it's like an, it's like an uber service.
[laughing]
All right, there, this one.
-Uh! Delivery! -Oh. Five stars. Thank you.
Five stars.
I'll trade you for the dress.
-Yeah. -I was, I wasn't gonna ask.
[instrumental music]
[clears throat] it's her.
Right there. Right there.
-Oh. Mm-hmm. -Hi.
-Okay. Um, thank you. -Uh...
Anytime.
[music continues]
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
Do you think catering is a gateway job?
Catering? Well, it's hardly your life's passion.
Is being a book editor your life's passion?
I happen to enjoy it.
Plus, that job got you through college.
-Yeah. -Why?
Are you thinking of a change?
I don't know, just asking.
Ah, hey, we've got that game night
And tasting at the legacy castle next week.
Do you want me to invite evan mcmillan?
-Vino with the gyno? No, thanks. -[chuckles]
I'll take janie. She loves that stuff.
[kate] what's that?
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
You're selling our house?
Well, I've been thinking about it for a really long time.
You didn't tell me. Why didn't you tell me?
I was waiting for the right moment.
I didn't find it.
Look, katie, I don't need all this space anymore.
Plus, the realtor thinks I can get a really good deal.
It's our house. That's my tree.
Aww...
But you haven't lived here for a really long time.
Plus, I am gonna be able to start
Writing again and traveling.
Don't sell. Rent it out, you know, just, just in case.
Katie, I know this is a lot to stomach, but now is the time.
It is a seller's market. Plus, bruce is on the lake.
So that would be a very nice change for both of us.
-[diane and tom laughing] -you dirty canasta.
-I'll get you next time. -No, no--
That is showing off. You're such a show-off.
Un, deux, trois. No.
I told bruce, that if he doesn't impress you guys, he's out.
-Damn straight. -[tom] well...
You do seem like a nice guy,
But it's time we beat your ass.
-[diane laughing] -[marci] oh, yes.
Tasting with my mom Thursday night.
I know the whole thing's super cheesy, but the food's good
And alcohol's free.
Well, I would, but ben's coming.
-Who? Really? -Chucks.
You know I'd drop everything,
But he already booked his ticket.
Ask crash victim.
He was cute.
[instrumental music]
Hm.
[music continues]
-[instrumental music on pa] -hm, I want this.
Caramel, pecan.
-Mm, this has-- -chocolate.
-And this... -Hm.
[music continues]
Someone has a date.
-Hi. -[bruce] hi, katie.
-[chuckles] hi. -Hi.
-Muah. How are you? -Oh!
Uh, mom, bruce, this is josh, my neighbor.
Ah, so the infamous deuce. It's a pleasure to meet you.
-How do you do? -Deuce.
-[josh] yeah. You'll get there. -Deuce.
Diane bruce, deuce. I get it, clever.
-Clever, clever, clever. -I know.
Oh, wow, these are good.
Oh, scrumptious. Wait, is that cardamom?
Yeah, a hint, with a touch of cinnamon, maybe.
-Oh, yeah. -All right.
You guys ready for some fun and games in the ballroom?
-Yeah. -So where are you from?
I... Well, see, I was born in derbyshire...
[upbeat music]
Left foot blue!
Left foot blue, that's an easy one.
-[josh] how about those two? -Oh, kinky, for sure.
Yeah, you-you can't know that.
[kate] eyebrow-piercing, leather bracelet.
I bet he's wearing her underwear.
[miriam] ...Foot blue.
Wow! How did you know that?
I dated him.
-Really? -No!
-Years of practice. -Hm, right.
[kate] your turn.
[josh] high-school sweethearts, right?
Once a week. Missionary position.
-Never on sundays. -Bleak.
[miriam] okay, you're next.
Looking at you! Yes, diva, here we go.
-[crowd cheering] -you're going down.
[miriam] let's start with right foot blue.
-[diane] whoo-hoo! -Right foot blue, okay.
Left foot yellow.
-Ah! -[woman] you got it.
He likes you.
You sound surprised.
-Where did you meet? -Prison.
Oh, I thought he looked familiar.
Hey, just give him a chance, would ya?
-No promises. -[miriam] right hand green.
-Right hand green. -[laughter]
[groaning]
-While you're down there... -[laughs]
We should do this on our honeymoon.
Winner's the one who doesn't end up in the hospital, huh?
[miriam] and now we're gonna do left hand red.
-Left hand red. -[woman screaming]
-You're pretty flexible. -I do yoga.
Ah, too bad we're in public.
Too bad my mom's right behind you.
[miriam] right hand yellow.
Oh. Pace yourself, kid.
No big gestures, no advanced plans.
Get through the thorns, and you might get some nectar.
-And she likes pancakes. -[miriam] left foot yellow.
[groans]
-Any kids? -No.
-Drugs? Jail time? -No. No. No.
Anything you wanna disclose, now's the time.
Uh, I cheated on my third-grade geography test.
No. You cheat on her, I kill you.
-[miriam] right hand blue. -God.
-My mom's all in. -Uh, I hope so.
She's a strong woman.
I, uh... That's what I love.
-You hurt her, I'll mess you up. -Good to know.
Right foot blue.
-You're a good sport. -Yeah, you owe me big time.
-I bet I can repay you. -I-I-I like the sound of that.
[miriam] right foot green.
That's gonna be hard for you guys.
-Ah! -[miriam] oh, man.
We're gonna mix up these couples here.
You might not leave with who you came in with.
[music continues]
M-maya?
-Josh! -[miriam] left foot blue!
[chuckles] uh, uh...
-Are you getting married? -No-no.
-Y-you? -[miriam] left hand yellow!
My sister. Her fiancé got sick, I'm-I'm filling up.
Oh, my god. Well, good for her.
[indistinct chatter]
-You look good. -[miriam] left foot blue!
-[kate] oh. -[groans]
-You do look good. -Yeah?
-Ah! -[diane laughs]
[keys jingling]
-[kate] mom? -Well, well...
Luck be a lady last night. I hope you worked up an appetite.
-What's going on? -Oh, I just got some groceries.
-You were running really low. -Mom.
Katie, I know how upset you've been lately
With all the changes that have been happening.
-Why is there a suitcase? -With bruce and with the wedd...
-What happened with bruce? -And everything. Oh, no, no.
It's all good. The house, sold!
-Amazing! -Ah!
But they've only given us, like, a week to clear out.
-A week? -Completely! Yeah!
I know, fast, right?
So I-I put all the big stuff over at bruce's
And I just brought my clothing and my toiletries over here.
I see that. Why?
Katie, I think it would be good for us
To spend some quality time together before the wedding.
Hm? Come here.
-Just us? -Just us.
Yes, no bruce. Just us.
♪ oh baby ♪
[diane] katie!
♪ I see you smile ♪
[diane] rise and shine!
♪ my heart goes every time ♪
[diane mumbling]
[humming]
♪ I know ♪
♪ wrapped around your finger ♪
♪ so many times ♪
[song continues]
[vacuum cleaner whirring]
-Ah! -Ah!
[chuckling]
-Mm. -Okay.
[humming]
Ah, betty.
[cell phone vibrating]
[indistinct song on tape]
-Isn't great-uncle larry dead? -Oh, maybe.
Ooh, I should check with aunt marci.
If he is, that certainly helps with the seating.
[scoffs]
-How is josh? -Uh, past ways drunker.
I dig the accent.
Hm, just having fun, like you suggested.
-So, are we inviting him to-- -no.
[song continues]
Okay. Oh, speaking of aunt marci...
She wants to get together tomorrow night.
Are you tricking me into playing canasta?
Oh. You know, maybe she just wants a nice, quiet family meal.
[birds chirping]
[knocking on door]
[groans]
Hi.
Is she ready? We have our final dance lesson.
That's unfortunate.
-Hi. -[chuckles]
Those women are evil.
I guess we'll, uh, just have to reschedule?
Stop screaming. God!
Take kate. It's too late.
You should reschedule.
Please leave me.
I'm not dancing.
I have a much better idea.
-Nice panties. -[chuckles]
-[bruce] good one. -Oh, don't make me laugh.
-[bruce] follow me. -Oh, don't make me laugh.
And, and don't look down the water.
You pick a point in the horizon, a-a tree.
Don't look down, and you got this. Go ahead.
-[instrumental music] -I'm finding my zen.
Okay, okay.
Just stand up, just like you're standing up anywhere.
But, no, no, no, you don't look down.
-Oh, god. -Yes, you look out, like...
-Okay. -You know, just standing up.
[music continues]
-Here, here. -[screams]
[bruce laughs]
Come on, you could do
Better than that, come on.
You look like you're enjoying this.
I am, when you're using your paddle to get up,
You know that you got the right width if you just do that,
And you can put it on there.
And then you have the right balance
For when you need to stand up.
Now we can do downward dog.
-There you go. -Okay.
Yeah, look at you!
-I'm doing it! -Look at you.
-It's happening. -Bend the knees.
It's happening.
You're not bringing josh to the wedding?
Hey! He seems like a nice young man.
Seriously? You, too?
I'm not suggesting you marry the guy.
[scoffs] well, I have known him a month, so...
-[kate chuckles] -hey.
This may be your first rodeo, but it's not mine.
And just for the record, I was fairly content on my own
When you handed me your mother's number.
What changed your mind?
Your mother.
[chuckles] she's a hell of a woman.
-[scoffs] yeah. -Force of nature, that woman.
-I won't go into details. -Okay.
Listen, I've been all over the world,
I've had plenty of cool experiences.
One day I found myself sitting next to a teepee
In the boreal forest, staring up at the northern lights.
And for the first time in my life...
I felt...
Peace.
And I remember thinking,
The only thing that would make this more beautiful
Would be have someone sitting there right next to me
To share it with.
[instrumental music]
-Uh... -What are you doing?
I want you to keep it.
-No. -No, no. It suits you.
Please.
Plus, your mom's got a lot of stuff.
I gotta start making room.
-There you go. Got it? -Oh, heavy! Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait. Can't go anywhere without this.
Thank you.
-Okay. -All right, see you later.
-Enjoy it. You did great. -Thanks.
[instrumental music]
I love this house.
-Me, too. -Hm.
This is crazy.
Little. That's what you want.
-Right? -Yeah.
[sniffles] it's still a little scary.
Remember that time...
[chuckles] we thought
Someone broke into the house that night,
And so we ran upstairs and hid in the linen closet?
[diane] oh, and armed with only an iron
And-and a box of light bulbs.
-You were so brave. -I was freaking out.
But then we couldn't stay in that closet forever.
Right? Because you had to pee.
Oh, and I definitely peed in a little
When you ran downstairs and screamed.
Well, that was the biggest raccoon I had ever seen.
And then it was, it was, it was staring straight at us,
Eating right out of that trash can right there.
[music continues]
[sniffles]
This is great, right?
-Bruce, you like him? -Yes.
Yeah, I... Get why you fell for him.
Good, because before I walk down that aisle,
I need to know that you're gonna be okay.
[chuckles] yeah, mom.
-I'll be okay. -Okay.
Bye, house.
[music continues]
There's a reptile convention in town next month.
Should be interesting.
I may not be here.
♪ na-na-na ♪
I'm moving to boston.
Are you serious?
Well, it's a great city with amazing opportunities--
Is this about that guy?
Okay, I know you're gonna have something to say,
So just say it.
You're gonna give up your apartment, quit your job...
It's not like I'm living my dream life.
What dream?
To take a leap of faith,
To get out of this town...
See where life takes me.
Do me a favor.
Don't insult my dream
If you don't have the courage to have one of your own.
[indistinct song on pa]
What does one drink with pancakes? Red or white?
Ooh, white.
You know, a guy came in today
With three contacts stuck in one eye.
Took me over an hour to get them out.
You have really done a beautiful job with all this.
-It's just a hobby. -It doesn't have to be.
[wine sloshing]
Come on, we can, we can adult a little, right?
I talk about my day and then, and you talk about yours--
Do you really believe everything you said the night we met?
-[instrumental music] -which part exactly?
Mm, grab a few meals, share a few laughs,
Fall in love, get married?
-It's, it's just pancakes. -[kate] is it?
Do you actually care about my mom's wedding
Or-or-or what I do with my life?
-Uh, yeah, I guess I-I do. -Why?
Because I like you.
[birds chirping]
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, this, this is my fault.
I, I knocked on your door.
-I, I sent out some signals. -Are you serious right now?
But I told you I don't believe in any of this. You know?
-What are you afraid of? -I'm not afraid, I just...
I don't have those rose-colored glasses.
I know how this story ends, so I think we should just end it now
And save us both the trouble.
Okay.
[keys jingling]
Hey. Ha-ha-ha!
I am so glad that you're here.
I cannot wait for you to try these.
No, thanks. Have you seen my shoe?
Uh, no. I wanna put these on all the tables.
I mean, who doesn't love a little chocolate after dinner?
-[kate] I need my shoe. -Come over here.
I want you try. I wanna know what you think.
I think we need boundaries.
I-I-I meant about the chocolates.
This isn't normal, mothers don't just move in...
-With their adult daughters. -Well, it's temporary--
They don't just rearrange their furniture and...
-Change their towels. -Actually...
I think that's pretty standard.
I'm not joking.
Oh, um...
I, I didn't realize you felt that way.
Uh, I've just, I wanted to be close to you.
Well, it's suffocating, and I need my space.
Well, I mean, I needed your help with the wedding and--
Have you even thought about how I feel about all this?
I always think about how you feel.
-Huh. -Well-well, what about me?
Have you thought about how I feel? I mean...
It's not easy, you know,
I mean, all of this change
A-and-and moving out and moving in and the wedding.
Yeah, but it's all your choice!
Well, it doesn't mean it's easy.
You know, when I was little, I wanted to be just like you.
[kate] free spirited and-and independent.
But I'm starting to realize that you're just impulsive
And careless, and just make decisions without thinking
About the consequences or who you might hurt along the way.
-This whole thing is ridiculous. -[diane] the wedding?
Unicorns aren't real, mom.
Just like you said, the sooner you realize that,
The better off we'll be.
I gotta go to work.
[door opens]
[door shuts]
[bruce] coming in?
[bruce grunts]
Nice and cold, the way I like it.
I know, you like it heated.
-No, I like it hot. -[both laughing]
[bruce] we'll have to sort that out. Alternate days.
Heated, cold. Heated, cold. Ah.
Phew.
[kate] mom?
[instrumental music]
[cell phone chimes]
[humming]
[water sloshing]
-[mumbling] -[cell phone chimes]
Hm.
[upbeat music]
[indistinct song on stereo]
[indistinct chatter]
[song continues]
[instrumental music]
[music continues]
[kate sighs]
-[keys jingling] -[grunts]
[mellow music]
[chuckles]
[squeals]
Whoa!
Hey, I want you to know you're gonna be just fine,
And I am, too.
It's perfect.
[birds chirping]
[laptop keys clacking]
[breathing heavily]
[birds chirping]
[keys jingling]
Mom?
[birds chirping]
[cell phone vibrating]
[instrumental music]
Hm.
[jazz music]
[music continues]
Hey.
-Sorry. -Uh-huh, oh.
I just, I'm looking for my mom. Is she here?
She left a few hours ago.
Did you try calling' her?
Yeah. Her phone's inside.
[bruce] listen.
We had a little...
She may be re-thinking everything.
-It's my fault. -What do you mean?
I told her it was a mistake.
You told her it was a mistake?
[scoffs]
Well, listen, she's a grown-ass woman.
This is on her.
You really think it was a mistake?
No.
Let's go get her.
[instrumental music]
-[grunts] -[metal rattling]
-[clanking] -[grunts]
[metal rattling]
[kate] when I was little, whenever something went wrong,
We'd go to the batting cages to blow off steam.
Uh, do you mind if I...
Oh, no, no. Please. Yeah.
I had a feeling I might find you here.
-[machine clanking] -[diane] yup!
Hm.
-I'm sorry. -[machine clanking]
I, uh, I think this whole thing kind of caught me off-guard.
-[machine clanking] -[grunts]
[metal rattling]
I know the feeling.
I didn't mean what I said.
I just knew exactly what to say to upset you.
-What if you're right? -I'm not.
I just had to get used to sharing you.
I didn't realize that being with bruce
Would mean pulling apart from you.
No, I'm not going anywhere.
Besides, it's time.
I'm a grownup and bruce is a good one.
-Too good. -Not possible.
-You deserve the best. -And a terrible cook.
Hm, you make a mean reservation.
-I need my space. -He's got plenty.
-I'm scared. -That's 'cause it's real.
[instrumental music]
[sighs]
Katie.
[diane sighs]
You know, I never wanted you to grow out of needing me.
I don't think I ever will.
It's mutual.
Hey, we will always have each other.
Mm-hmm.
I love you more.
Hey.
[music continues]
-Hey. -[bruce] we good?
[laughing] yes.
We are good.
Yes!
We are good.
-Good. -I'm coming in.
[diane laughs]
[music continues]
[birds chirping]
-Kate. -Hey.
[josh] I thought you were doordash.
Oh. No cooking tonight?
[kate] um...
Oh, I just wanted to finish the job.
Um, you can put them in the canoe.
-Next to the sempervivum. -Right.
-The purple cabbagey... -The purple cabbagey ones.
-Right. -Um...
[kate sniffles]
The wedding's tomorrow.
Right, yeah.
Wish them congratulations.
I will.
I can't be the guy you spend time with
Only when you need company, kate.
I know.
You know, your parents, they,
They taught you how to build a life together.
My mom taught me I could do it alone.
And I'd like to see it differently.
I'd-I'd like to fall in love and get married one day.
I just...
I don't know how.
[kate] sorry.
[door shuts]
[instrumental "wedding March"]
[music continues]
-Hi. -[all laughing]
[instrumental music]
For those of you who don't know me, I'm kate york,
Daughter of the bride.
I, never in a million years, thought I would be doing this.
[chuckling]
But it is with incredible
Love, pride and joy
That I stand here to wish my mother...
Oh.
And her groom...
A wonderful and adventurous life together.
♪ can I love you like this? ♪
♪ can I dress you? ♪
♪ can I love you in a safe place? ♪
[chuckles] just want them to be perfect.
They are perfect.
We just booked several new weddings.
-[janie laughs] -I'm giving them your number.
[chuckles]
♪ I finally found ♪
Janie!
♪ take my hand and ♪
[kate squeals]
♪ take my hand ♪
[kate] oh, my lover!
♪ will you take my love? ♪
[man] ladies and gentlemen,
The bride and groom's first dance.
♪ and I ain't gonna waste it ♪
♪ honey-dripping romance ♪
[indistinct chatter]
♪ the hours are fading ♪
♪ this world keeps coming back to bounce ♪
♪ so there ain't no use feeling down ♪
♪ feeling down ♪
♪ this is our time ♪
♪ it's a crazy cosmic journey ♪
[all cheering]
[man] let's give it up for mother and daughter.
-Come on! Come on! -Come on.
[diane] come on!
Oh, come on!
[blondie singing "one way or another"]
♪ one way or another I'm gonna find ya ♪
♪ I'm gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya ♪
♪ one way or another I'm gonna win ya ♪
♪ I'm gonna get ya get ya ♪
[diane] come on, girl. Come on.
Ooh! Oh!
Okie-doke. You are done for the day.
And now...
[instrumental music]
Hm.
You look beautiful.
I've never had a honeymoon.
[chuckles]
I'm really happy for you, mom.
Thank you.
Oh, you know, katie,
My heart has been full since the moment you were born.
And I-I-I never thought that I actually had room
For anything else.
But it turns out that the heart never gets full.
It just grows and expands
To make room for the possibility of love.
Oh, what is this?
I'm pretty sure these are the key
To a good, long-lasting relationship.
Oh. Ah! Batting gloves! Oh.
"his" and "hers." oh, katie.
-I love you. -I love you more.
-[both chuckling] -[car honking]
-Oh. -I'll take care of the dress.
Well, it turns out that it's bigger than I remembered.
Just try getting it through a window.
[instrumental music]
[cheering]
Who wants the bouquet?
[cheering]
Whoo!
One, two,
Three!
[cheering]
-[diane laughs] -[all cheering]
For all the queens!
-[laughs] -ah!
Whoo!
[music continues]
[all cheering]
[instrumental music]
Kate.
[breathing heavily]
Are you stalking me?
Mm.
Yes. No.
The, the dress.
I'm actually stalking the dress.
[kate chuckles]
I grew rather attached, you see?
What are you doing here?
I've been thinking about those rose-colored glasses, and, uh...
[clears throat] I think I have the solution.
[kate chuckles]
Ah!
-Fancy. -Well, they're handmade.
Do you think they'll work?
In your professional opinion.
Kate...
I'm rather confident.
And you?
I feel optimistic.
[instrumental music]
♪ why are you standing so far? ♪
[kate chuckles]
[josh clears throat]
-Uh-oh. -May I have this dance?
♪ over my shoulder ♪
Is it a yes?
It's, um, it's a yes!
♪ tell me that you need me ♪
♪ for you I'd die in the deepest seas ♪
♪ won't you love me now? ♪ ♪ love me now ♪
♪ just love me now ♪
♪ don't hold back baby ♪
♪ gotta be the one somehow ♪
♪ won't you love me now? ♪ ♪ love me now ♪
♪ please love me now ♪
♪ don't leave me honey ♪
♪ let's make our rounds ♪
♪ you can count on ♪
Let's party!
[upbeat music]
♪ yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ hey hey ♪
[kate] so here we are, jumping in head-first.
Sure, it's a little scary, but I guess somehow, someway,
When we least expect it, we all find our unicorns.
And I know what you're thinking.
Don't worry, I know how good I have it.
And I'm gonna do my best not to screw it up.
♪ all fired up ♪
♪ hey hey ♪ ♪ ready to rock ♪
♪ hey hey ♪ ♪ we're all fired up ♪
♪ hey hey ♪ ♪ let me interrupt ♪
♪ because we're all fired up ♪
[music continues]
♪ wanna hear that bell ring ♪
♪ time is up we're on the brink ♪
♪ we all got to stay in sync ♪
♪ fancy nights we can do our thing ♪
♪ time is of the essence ♪
♪ so grace us with your presence ♪
♪ come on ♪ ♪ we know where we belong ♪
♪ so come on come on ♪
♪ all fired up ♪
♪ hey hey ♪ ♪ ready to rock ♪
♪ hey hey ♪ ♪ we're all fired up ♪
♪ hey hey ♪ ♪ let me interrupt ♪