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[upbeat music playing]
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[chomps]
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[explosive burp]
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[sniffs]
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[glass breaks]
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{\an8}- [James] Ah! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
- [Max] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, ah!
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[loud explosion]
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See? Everything worked out.
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{\an8}[loud crash]
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{\an8}[James laughing]
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{\an8}Aww, I wanna be a letter!
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[burps]
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[revolutionary drum and flute]
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{\an8}[squishy beat boxing]
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{\an8}[rapping]
♪ Iconic stance, a gift from France ♪
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{\an8}♪ To our fledgling nation ♪
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{\an8}♪ All green, made of copper ♪
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{\an8}♪ Call that oxidation! ♪
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{\an8}Who knew history could be so catchy?
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{\an8}Ugh. That's all I can say. Ugh.
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{\an8}Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
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{\an8}You didn't like "Lady L?"
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{\an8}What was to like?
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{\an8}It was awful.
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{\an8}James has an unpopular opinion
and thinks he can say it out loud!
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{\an8}James is broken...
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He doesn't know art.
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It's not his fault!
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He just doesn't get it!
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It's okay. Aww, it's okay.
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- Poor soul.
- Yeah, he doesn't get it.
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[petulant groaning]
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You think I don't get it?
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I'm the only one who does get it.
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You only like it because of the hype.
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Lady L isn't even a real person!
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She's a statue!
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[gasping] Liar!
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[heartbroken weeping]
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You really don't like it?
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I'm sorry, Max, but even I
could make some catchy tunes
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everyone would fall in love with
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like a bunch of bandwagoning,
lemming-people.
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Lemmeople!
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We prefer plemmings.
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Care to put your money
where your food hole is?
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A hundred bucks says
you can't pull it off.
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A hundred bucks?
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That's like 10,000 fountain pennies.
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Hmm, 10,000 fountain pennies.
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That's like 10,000 stolen wishes.
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Hmm.
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A chance to win your money and teach all
these plemmings who they really are?
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Heh! You're on!
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I'm making a musical!
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Sweet!
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Can I get preview tickets?
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Please?
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[money jingling]
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[scanner bleeping]
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All right. Say goodbye to your cash.
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But how are you
gonna make a musical, James?
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There's lights and sets and dogs.
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No, no, wait.
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I think it's CATS.
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Oh, my sweet, scaly Max.
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I don't have to actually make a musical.
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To prove my point,
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all I have to do is create
the idea of a musical and hype it up.
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Did you just say hype?
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I'm in!
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First, we'll need a boring
historical figure to base my musical on.
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- [eagle screams]
- [patriotic drumming]
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Hmm... Alexander... Constitution?
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Uh, no. No one can
make a rhyme out of that.
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Uh... Franklin!
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Everyone knows him!
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♪ Lightning, keys
It's all I need ♪
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Ha-ha.
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Oh, you're in trouble now.
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Am I?
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'Cause unless you've got some
secret budget
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and dedicated marketing team
that I don't know about,
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no one's gonna know your musical exists.
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It doesn’t exist.
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Yeah, I know, Max.
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Thanks for tracking that for me.
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I don’t need a marketing team.
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Dirt has influencers.
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"Franklin.
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Sold out due to extreme popular demand.
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Oh, and there's rhymes."
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Ooh, I want to see it!
I want to see it!
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Tell me how I can see it!
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Watch and learn.
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Here we go again.
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Hello, influencers.
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I just wanted to tell you
all about
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"Franklin: A Historical Musical"
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[sniffs]
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It's put on by a director
that's so indie, so underground,
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that you've probably
never even heard of him.
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Ha. People I've never
heard of are the best. Ha.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Ever hear of Biff Granwell Bonanza?
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Do you know what he's talking about?
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Yeah. It's actually pronounced
Biff Gran-well Bonanza.
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Yeah, I already knew that.
It's all over social media.
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I just wanted to make sure
you knew it too.
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Hashtag blessed. Ha-ha.
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Where can we get tickets?
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Go to this website and enter
the preview code "plemmings."
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Mm-mm, not before me!
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Ha! Got the ticket.
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Celebration selfie.
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[ding]
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This isn't over.
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Yes!
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Look at all the tickets I've sold for
Franklin's opening night tomorrow.
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Ha. The hype worked!
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Nothing gets plemmings
to jump on the bandwagon
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like smug influencers.
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Huh. I can't believe
how much they spent
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on a musical
that doesn't exist.
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Doesn't exist?
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But I paid three times
face value for my tickets!
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Winner. Me. Money. Now.
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You know selling people
a nonexistent thing is fraud, right?
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And if you shove it in
everyone's face to win our bet,
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you'll be admitting a crime
and get arrested.
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Not delivering something
you promised is a crime?
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Yes!
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I can finally go after
my pizza delivery guy
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for messing up my order.
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Forget my kale, you go straight to jail!
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Pfft. Please.
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I'll just put on
"Franklin: The Musical" for real,
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so it won’t be fraud
and I won't go to jail.
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And I'll make it so bad
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that everyone will see
how stupid they were
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to believe all the ridiculous hype,
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still proving my point!
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Your $100 of
hard-scammed money is gonna be mine!
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All right.
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[pops]
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So how's the piece
of garbage going?
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It isn't!
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I'm just too brilliant to write garbage!
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Listen to this!
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Ah!
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[recorded beatboxing]
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♪ Lightning! Lightning!
Key! Key! ♪
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♪ Lightning! Key! ♪
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[beatboxing stops]
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[mic feedback]
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Ah!
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See?
That's the worst I could do lyrically!
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And it's amazing.
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I think I'm a genius.
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[burrito-full laughter]
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Sorry.
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It's just...
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Pfft! [cackling]
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[guffawing]
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Huah!
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Huh... Okay.
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Phew.
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How exactly does your genius
help you win our bet?
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After experiencing the musical masterclass
I'm about to put on,
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all the plemmings will finally see
what a good musical is,
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and realize I was right all along
about "Lady L" being trash.
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Ha!
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You and what cast?
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Unless of course your "genius"
enough to play all the roles yourself.
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Don't be absurd.
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But you're right, I need to cast actors.
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But James, if you hold auditions, then...
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Everyone will know I made Biff up.
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Unless...
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the auditions are run
by Biff Granwell Bonanza!
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Huh?
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Hello.
My name is Biff Granwell Bonanza.
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Director.
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Auteur.
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Genius.
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[camera snaps]
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[awed applause]
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I'll bet some of
you are wondering
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why we're having
auditions now for a show
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that's successfully toured the globe,
the International Space Station,
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and is opening here tonight.
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I fired them.
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I fired all the actors.
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And I'll probably fire you.
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But hey, let's see what you've got!
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[clapping]
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Now, let's see some acting.
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- [buzzer blaring]
- Next!
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- [buzzer blaring]
- No!
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- [buzzer blaring]
- Pass!
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- [buzzer blaring]
- Awful!
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But I haven't even sung yet.
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[clears throat]
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♪ Lightning
Lightning ♪
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♪ Key
Key ♪
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♪ Ben Franklin is angling
To make history ♪
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♪ Gon' teach y'all
'Bout elec-tricity ♪
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♪ With a lightning, kite... ♪
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[rock-opera vocal riff]
♪ And key! ♪
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[applause]
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- [appreciative cheers]
- Yeah, go McFly.
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Wah!
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Man, McFly is so talented, he
can even make this garbage good.
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Outstanding.
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You were wonderful.
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But I've realized
there should only be one role.
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The role of Franklin.
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And that role should be played by me,
Biff Granwell Bonanza.
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[gasping]
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Injustice.
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[disgruntled chatter]
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[weeping]
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One role, plus the part of Lightning!
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Max, bring your trash can!
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[gasping]
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Aw, heck yeah! [laughing]
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You realize lightning
doesn't make a sound, right?
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Which makes it an artistic choice.
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Man, I'm actually good at this.
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Oh, James,
I think you've really lost it.
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There is no James, only Biff.
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[slaps]
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Not gonna call you that.
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Well, you should.
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Because this is who I really am.
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[snaps]
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I have always been Biff deep down.
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And I'm about to singlehandedly give
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the most beautiful,
dramatic, poignant send-up
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to one of the greatest men in history,
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who sacrificed everything to teach us
not to put our keys on kites.
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Huh?
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{\an8}[opening night orchestration]
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Uh, the number one.
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Actually, the number two.
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On second thought, the number one.
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Uh, no wait, the number two.
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[panicked huffing]
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Ah!
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Why I oughta...
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- [crowd murmuring]
- [someone snoring]
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Phew... This is it.
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Once they watch my musical masterpiece
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and are left sobbing in their chairs over
the tragic genius that is Franklin,
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they'll see they were
wrong about Lady Lib.
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That the artist formerly known as James
was right.
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And Echo's money will be mine.
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[tapping touchscreen]
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[lights clacking off]
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[phone tapping]
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[presentational opening chords]
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Shh.
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[whispering] Franklin,
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Franklin,
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Franklin.
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[rapping]
♪ How does an old man with glasses ♪
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♪ Bored but absorbed ♪
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♪ With inventions think
"How can I get some attention?" ♪
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♪ I have a kite and a key, key ♪
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♪ Any ideas for me, me? ♪
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[patriotic drum and fife playing]
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[stifled laughter]
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Ha, ha, ha, ha...
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Hmm, must be
looking at their phones.
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♪ First name Benny
Last name Frank ♪
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♪ He's someone that
You all ought to thank ♪
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♪ 'Cause he took that kite
And he took that key ♪
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♪ And used them to discover electricity ♪
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♪ With science ♪
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♪ Physics ♪
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♪ Science... theories ♪
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♪ Science... experiments ♪
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♪ And meteorology ♪
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[girl's unrestrained,
distinctive laughter]
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Grr!
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[girl's laughter continues]
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Echo?
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I should have known she'd try
and sabotage me when she saw my genius.
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Well, she can't sabotage this!
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Hmm!
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♪ The sky was dark ♪
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♪ A storm was brewing ♪
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♪ But Benny Frank knew what he was doing ♪
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♪ Benny was scared
As the thunder clapped ♪
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♪ The electrical current might
Give him a heart attack ♪
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[heart beating]
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[thuds]
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[oafish, full-voiced laughter]
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Echo brought friends?
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Wait, she doesn't have any friends.
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♪ But Benny was strong ♪
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♪ "I don't care if this is frightening!" ♪
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♪ He stood up and he said
"Bring it on, lightning!" ♪
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Did someone say "Lightning?!"
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[banging tail on trash bin]
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[crowd laughter]
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[whispering]
Go to the end!
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The funeral scene!
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Painful.
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[Max]
Sorry!
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[fog machine sighing]
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[crowd]
Ooh!
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♪ Ben taught us about lightning
He taught us about class, class, class ♪
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♪ He was the master of smartness
And master of sass, sass, sass ♪
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♪ He invented swim fins
He invented bifocals, bifocals ♪
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♪ First Post Master General
So your mail is more than local, local ♪
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[grunting and farting in effort]
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♪ On his death bed, in his last secundo
On his death bed, in his last secundo ♪
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♪ He said put my head
On a hundred dolla' ♪
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♪ Put my head
On a hundred dolla' ♪
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♪ Hundo! ♪
[echoing]
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[cough]
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[slow-clapping]
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[applause intensifies]
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[clapping squishily]
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Huh?
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All right, time to watch the trainwre--
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Oh, it's over.
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Wait... they liked it?
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[appreciative finger snaps]
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Best. Comedy. Ever!
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Huh? Excuse me?
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Seriously, when he got electrocuted.
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Oh, I love ironic slapstick comedy.
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No! It wasn't an ironic slapstick!
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Franklin isn't a comedy!
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It's art!
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Real art with heartfelt passion!
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How can you not see it?
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You don't get it!
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Who's this guy?
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Oh, sad, he doesn't recognize
the comedic genius of Biff's work.
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And there is no
Biff Granwell Bonanza!
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It's me!
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James!
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Aww! No Biff?
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[swooning]
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I made up Biff to try and trick you all
for a bet I made with Echo!
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Please.
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You could never make up
someone as genius as Biff.
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Hey!
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Lady Lib's doing a secret show
down the street!
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Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- I'm out!
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- Lady Lib.
- Oh, Lady Lib rocks.
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[lights clacking off]
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Plemmings!
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All of you!
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You wouldn't know quality theater if it
struck you like lightning striking a kite!
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Nom!
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Horrible.
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Pay up.
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I don't have any money.
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I spent it all on the musical.
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That's cool.
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I also accept teeth.
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[Birdie servoing and drilling]
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Oh. Wait!
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Wait! Hold on.
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Hold on a sec.
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{\an8}Wait! Hold on!
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{\an8}Hold on!
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{\an8}- Ah!
- [toothy drilling]
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[emphatic beatboxing]
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Gritada!