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‎快跑!

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‎(詹姆斯的奇异冒险)

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‎看吧?都解决了

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‎我也想充当一个字母!

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‎(剧名:演出不能继续)

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‎(自由女神 自由女神像嘻哈剧)

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{\an8}‎标志性的站姿 法国送给我们
‎这个初生国家的一份礼物

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{\an8}‎通体绿色 全铜制成 这叫氧化!

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{\an8}‎谁会想到历史能够这么引人入胜?

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{\an8}‎恶!我只能这么说了

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{\an8}‎哇哦 你不喜欢《自由女神》吗?

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{\an8}‎有什么好喜欢的?这简直太糟糕了

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{\an8}‎詹姆斯有个不得人心的观点
‎居然还觉得自己可以大声说出来!

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‎他根本不懂艺术

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‎这不是他的错!他只是没搞明白

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‎没关系

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‎-可怜的孩子
‎-他没搞明白

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‎你以为我没搞明白吗?

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‎我是唯一一个真正搞明白的

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‎你们都是因为宣传炒作才喜欢的

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‎自由女神甚至都不是真人
‎她只是座雕塑

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‎骗子!

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‎你真的不喜欢吗?

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‎抱歉 麦克斯

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‎但即使是我也能创作出
‎几段朗朗上口的旋律 每个人都会

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‎像随波逐流的旅鼠一样沉迷其中

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‎旅鼠人!

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‎我们更喜欢“人形旅鼠”

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‎要不要赌一把?

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‎-我赌一百块你办不到
‎-一百块?

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‎这可是一万枚许愿硬币啊

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‎一万枚许愿硬币?

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‎这得去偷一万个愿望啊!

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‎唔 不仅有机会赢你钱
‎还能让这群人形旅鼠认清自己吗?

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‎接受挑战!

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‎我要创作音乐剧啦!

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‎太好了!
‎我能拿到预演票吗?求你了!

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‎好了 跟你的钞票说再见吧

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‎但你要怎么创作音乐剧呢?
‎那得要有灯光 布景 还要狗狗

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‎不 等等 我说的是《猫》

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‎我亲爱的满身鳞片的麦克斯
‎我不用真的去创作音乐剧

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‎为了证明我的观点 我只要构思一个
‎音乐剧创意 然后大肆炒作就行了

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‎你刚刚说了“炒作”吗?我加入!

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‎我们需要一个乏味的历史人物
‎作为我音乐剧的基础

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‎(《美国历史立体书》)

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‎亚历山大?宪法?

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‎不可能 没人能拿这个来押韵

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‎富兰克林!大家都知道他!

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‎闪电 钥匙 这就是我所需要的!

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‎哦 你现在麻烦大了

51
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‎是吗?除非你有什么
‎我不知道的秘密预算和营销团队

52
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‎否则没人知道你这部音乐剧的存在

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‎确实不存在

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‎我知道 麦克斯 谢谢你的提醒

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‎我才不需要营销团队

56
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‎迪特学校有很多网红!

57
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‎“《富兰克林》
‎由于大受欢迎 票已售罄

58
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‎哦 并且歌曲朗朗上口”

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‎我想看!告诉我该怎么看!

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‎学着点

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‎又来了

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‎你们好 网红们!

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‎我只想告诉你们
‎关于《富兰克林》的一切

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‎这是一部历史音乐剧

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‎这部音乐剧由一位
‎非常独立 非常地下的导演执导

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‎以至于你们可能从未听说过他

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‎哈 我从未听说过的人都是最棒的!

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‎开什么玩笑

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‎听说过比夫格兰威尔波南萨吗?

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‎知道他在说些什么吗?

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‎知道 其实应该
‎读作“比夫关威尔波南萨”

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‎我早知道了
‎社交媒体上到处都在转发

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‎我只是想确保你也知道 #尊重祝福

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‎我们要去哪里买票呀?

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‎去这个网站
‎输入预览代码“人形旅鼠”

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‎不准抢先!

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‎拿到票了 庆祝自拍!

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‎这事没完

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‎真棒!《富兰克林》明晚首演
‎瞧瞧我卖了这么多票

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‎炒作成功了

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‎(《富兰克林》热销中!)

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‎没什么比自以为是的网红
‎更能让人形旅鼠趋之若鹜了

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‎我真不敢相信他们在一部
‎不存在的音乐剧上花了这么多钱

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‎不存在吗?但我可是
‎花了三倍票面价格才买到的票!

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‎赢家就是我 立马给我钱

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‎你要知道 卖给别人
‎不存在的东西就是诈骗 懂吗?

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‎如果你为了赢得我们的赌注
‎而把这事昭告天下

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‎那你就是承认犯罪 还会被逮捕

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‎不履行承诺就是犯罪吗?

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‎我终于能去找披萨外送员算账了
‎他没履行我的订单

91
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‎居然忘了羽衣甘蓝
‎给我直接进监狱吧!

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‎拜托 我只要
‎真的能让音乐剧《富兰克林》上演

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‎这样就不是诈骗了 我也不会进监狱

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‎我会把这部剧搞得一团糟

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‎大家都会发现自己是多么愚蠢
‎居然相信可笑的炒作

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‎依然能证明我的观点

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‎你那100美元黑心钱马上就归我了!

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‎随你咋说

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‎那么这坨垃圾怎么样啦?

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‎这不是垃圾

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‎我实在是太聪明了 根本写不出垃圾

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‎听听这个

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‎闪电 闪电 钥匙 钥匙

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‎闪电 钥匙

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‎听到没?这是我能写出来的
‎最差劲的歌词了 但这还是太赞了

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‎我认为我是天才

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‎抱歉 就是...

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‎好吧

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‎那么你的天才
‎究竟该如何帮你赢得我们的赌注呢?

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‎在体验过了
‎我即将上演的音乐剧大师班之后

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‎所有人形旅鼠终究会明白
‎什么才是好音乐剧

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‎意识到我的看法一直都是对的
‎《自由女神》是垃圾

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‎你哪来的演员?

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‎当然啦 除非你足够“天才”
‎可以自己一个人饰演所有角色

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‎别傻了

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‎但你说得对 我得开始选角了

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‎但是 詹姆斯
‎如果你来举办试镜的话 那么...

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‎大家都会知道比夫是我编出来的

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‎除非

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‎试镜是由比夫关威尔波南萨主持的!

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‎(《富兰克林》试镜(媒体勿入))

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‎大家好 我是比夫关威尔波南萨

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‎导演 电影导演 天才

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‎我打赌你们中一些人想知道
‎一部今晚就要在这里上演

125
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‎并在环球乃至国际空间站

126
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‎都要巡回的演出
‎为什么现在才进行试镜

127
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‎因为我炒了他们!

128
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‎我把所有演员都炒了

129
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‎我也可能会炒了你

130
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‎但是让我来看看你们有什么本事吧

131
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‎现在 让我来瞧瞧你们的表演

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‎下一个!

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‎不行

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‎免了

135
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‎糟透了!

136
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‎但我还没开始唱呢

137
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‎闪电 闪电 钥匙 钥匙

138
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‎本富兰克林渴望创造历史

139
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‎他要告诉你们关于电流的一切
‎用他的闪电、风筝和钥匙

140
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‎钥匙!

141
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‎耶!加油 蝇蝇老师!

142
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‎天啊 蝇蝇老师太有才了
‎连这种垃圾他都能整挺好

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‎太优秀了!你刚刚真是太棒了

144
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‎但我意识到舞台上应该只有一名角色

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‎富兰克林的角色

146
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‎这名角色应该由我来饰演

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‎比夫关威尔波南萨

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‎-不公平
‎-蠢货关威尔

149
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‎只有一名角色 加上“闪电”的部分

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‎麦克斯 带上你的垃圾桶!

151
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‎哦 嘿呀 太棒了!

152
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‎你知道闪电是不会发出声音的吧?

153
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‎所以这就成了一种艺术选择
‎天啊 我真是精于此道

154
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‎詹姆斯 我觉得你真的疯了

155
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‎这里没有詹姆斯 只有比夫

156
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‎我是不会这么叫你的

157
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‎哼 你该这么做 因为这才是真正的我

158
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‎在内心深处 我一直是比夫

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‎我要单枪匹马 将最美丽 最戏剧化

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‎最凄美的戏仿表演
‎献给历史上最伟大的人之一

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‎他牺牲了一切来教导我们
‎不要把要是绑在风筝上

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{\an8}‎(《富兰克林》
‎所有角色均由BGB饰演!)

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‎(如果你不知道BGB是谁...
‎那我为你感到遗憾)

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‎一号套餐

165
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‎其实吧 还是二号套餐吧

166
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‎转念一想 一号套餐吧
‎不 等等 二号套餐

167
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‎啥 给我等着!

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‎是时候了
‎一旦他们观看了我的音乐杰作

169
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‎并为悲剧天才富兰克林唏嘘不已

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‎他们就能知道
‎对《自由女神》的看法是错的

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‎曾经被称为詹姆斯的艺术家才是对的

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‎而艾可的钱也归我了

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‎富兰克林 富兰克林
‎富兰克林 富兰克林

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‎一位戴着眼镜的老人
‎厌倦世事却醉心发明 他怎会想到:

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‎“我该如何才能得到关注”
‎我有一只风筝和一把钥匙 钥匙

176
00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:21,541
‎我能有什么好主意吗?

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‎肯定是在看他们的手机

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‎名本尼 姓富兰克

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‎你们都该感谢他

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‎因为他拿上了风筝 拿上了钥匙

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‎用他们发现了电

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‎还用了科学 物理

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‎科学 理论

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‎科学 实验

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‎还有气象学

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‎艾可?

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‎我早该知道 当她目睹了我的天才时
‎就会想方设法搞破坏

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‎哼 她可不能破坏这一切

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‎黑云压城 山雨欲来

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‎但本尼富兰克知道自己在做什么

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‎雷声滚滚 本尼惊慌

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‎电流可能会让他心脏病发作

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‎艾可还带了朋友?

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‎她一个朋友都没有

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‎本尼很坚强:
‎“我不在乎这到底吓不吓人”

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‎他站了起来 说道:
‎“放马过来吧 闪电!”

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‎有人提到“闪电”了吗?

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‎直接到结尾 葬礼场景

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‎-痛死了!
‎-抱歉!

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‎本让我们认识了闪电
‎他让我们了解了阶级

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‎他聪明绝顶 又出言不逊

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‎他发明了游泳脚蹼
‎还发明了双光眼镜

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‎他是首任邮政总长
‎所以你才能收到外地邮件

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‎在他弥留之际 他说:

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‎“把我的头像放在100美元上
‎把我的头像放在100美元上

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‎把我的头像放在100美元上”

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‎100!

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‎好了 是时候来欣赏车祸现场了

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‎哦 已经结束了

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‎等等 他们居然很喜欢吗?

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‎史上最棒的喜剧

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‎啊?你说什么?

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‎说真的 当他触电的时候
‎哦 我真是爱死讽刺滑稽喜剧了

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‎不 这才不是讽刺滑稽剧

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‎《富兰克林》不是喜剧 这是艺术!

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‎饱含诚挚激情的真正艺术
‎你们怎么会看不出来?

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‎你们根本没搞明白!

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‎这家伙是谁?

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‎哦 真可怜 他根本认识不到
‎比夫作品的喜剧天才之处

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‎根本没有什么比夫关威尔波南萨!

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‎只有我 詹姆斯!

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‎没有比夫这人?

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‎我为了和艾可打赌
‎捏造了比夫 骗了你们所有人

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‎拜托 你永远
‎都编不出比夫这样的天才

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‎嘿 《自由女神》
‎在街上有个秘密演出!

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‎耶!

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‎-我走了
‎-自由女神!

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‎《自由女神》太牛逼了!

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‎你们都是旅鼠!
‎要不像闪电击中风筝那样击中你们

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‎你们永远不知道什么才是优质戏剧!

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‎对对

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‎太可怕了 给钱吧

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‎我一分钱都没了 全花在音乐剧上了

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‎没关系

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‎牙齿我也能接受

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‎等等!等一等 等一下

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{\an8}‎等等!等一等!

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- ‎字幕翻译:
- Zeo Niu

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‎喀哒哒!