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‎快跑...

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‎詹姆斯的奇異冒險

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‎看吧,問題都解決了

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‎我也想當字母

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‎劇名:不能再演下去

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‎(《自由女神:
‎嘻哈時代的自由雕像》)

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{\an8}‎經典姿勢,法國贈禮
‎送給我們新生的國家

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{\an8}‎全身綠色,由銅製成
‎這就是所謂的氧化!

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{\an8}‎誰知道歷史會這麼朗朗上口?

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{\an8}‎噁爛!這是我唯一的評語

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{\an8}‎怎麼,你不喜歡自由女神嗎?

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{\an8}‎有什麼好喜歡的?超級難看

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{\an8}‎詹姆斯有個不受歡迎的意見
‎而且還覺得可以大聲說出來

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‎他根本不懂藝術

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‎這不是他的錯,他只是看不懂而已

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‎沒關係,不要緊

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‎-可憐哪
‎-他看不懂

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‎你們以為我看不懂?

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‎我才是唯一看懂的人

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‎你們只是因為
‎受到炒作的影響而喜歡這齣劇

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‎自由女神根本不是真人。是一尊雕像

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‎騙人!

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‎你真的不喜歡嗎?

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‎我很抱歉,麥斯

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‎但就連我也能做出
‎朗朗上口的曲子讓大家都愛上

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‎這群盲目追逐流行的群眾

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‎隨波逐流!

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‎應該說跟隨潮流才對

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‎你敢用行動證明自己說的大話嗎?

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‎-我押一百美元賭你寫不出來
‎-一百美元?

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‎相當於一萬枚許願池裡的零錢

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‎一萬枚許願池裡的零錢?

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‎那就代表有一萬個願望被偷走了

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‎我想想,有機會贏得妳的錢
‎並讓跟隨潮流的人看清自己的真面目

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‎我接受挑戰

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‎我要製作一齣音樂劇!

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‎真棒,可以給我預演場的票嗎?拜託

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‎好了,跟妳的鈔票說再見吧

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‎但你要怎麼製作音樂劇?
‎你需要燈光、佈景和很多隻狗耶

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‎不對,等等,應該是貓才對

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‎親愛的鱗片男孩麥斯
‎我沒必要真的製作一齣音樂劇

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‎為了證明我的觀點,我只需要創造
‎音樂劇的概念並加以炒作就行了

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‎你剛剛是說炒作嗎?我要看

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‎首先,我們需要將一個
‎無聊的歷史人物改寫成音樂劇

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‎(《美國歷史立體書》)

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‎亞歷山大?憲法?

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‎不行,沒有人能拿這個字來押韻

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‎富蘭克林,大家都認識他!

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‎閃電和鑰匙,這就是我要的點子

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‎這下妳慘了

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‎是嗎?除非你有我不知道的
‎秘密預算和行銷團隊

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‎否則沒人會知道你這齣音樂劇的存在

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‎這齣劇根本不存在

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‎我知道,麥斯,謝謝你的提醒

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‎我不需要行銷團隊

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‎塵埃鎮有網紅啊!

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‎“《富蘭克林》太受歡迎,票已賣光

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‎對了,劇中歌詞有押韻”

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‎我想看,快告訴我要怎樣才能看到!

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‎看看我,學著點

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‎又來了

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‎各位網紅好

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‎我只是想告訴你們
‎關於《富蘭克林》的一切

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‎這是一齣歷史音樂劇

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‎是由一位超級獨立、地下的導演執導

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‎你們可能根本沒聽過

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‎是嗎?沒聽過的人最棒了

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‎開什麼玩笑?

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‎你們有聽過比夫格蘭威爾波蘭札嗎?

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‎你們知道他在說什麼嗎?

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‎當然,正確發音應該是
‎比夫格蘭威“兒”波蘭札

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‎我早就聽說過,社群媒體都在瘋傳

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‎我只想確定你們也知道,標籤“感恩”

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‎哪裡可以買到票?

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‎去這個網站
‎輸入預演場代碼“跟隨潮流”

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‎別想搶先我

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‎買到票了,發一張慶祝的自拍

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‎勝負還沒分曉呢

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‎太好了!看看我明天的
‎《富蘭克林》開幕之夜賣了多少張票

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‎炒作成功了

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‎(《富蘭克林》搶票中)

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‎自以為是的網紅
‎最能讓跟隨潮流的人盲目跟風了

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‎真不敢相信他們
‎為一齣不存在的音樂劇花了這麼多錢

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‎這齣劇不存在?
‎但我花了三倍的錢買黃牛票

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‎贏家是我,把錢拿來

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‎把不存在的東西賣給別人
‎就是詐騙吧?

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‎如果你告訴大家你贏了我們的賭注

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‎就等於承認犯罪,會被逮捕

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‎沒辦法兌現承諾就是犯罪嗎?

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‎讚喔,我終於可以
‎找亂搞我披薩的送貨員算帳了

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‎忘了放我的羽衣甘藍,去坐牢吧

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‎拜託,我只要真的讓
‎《富蘭克林》音樂劇上演

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‎就不算是詐騙,也不用坐牢啦

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‎而且我會把這齣劇做得超爛

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‎這樣大家就會知道
‎聽信炒作的無腦跟風有多愚蠢了

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‎照樣能證明我的觀點

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‎妳那辛苦賺來的一百美元
‎一定會落到我手裡

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‎好喔

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‎所以,你那齣爛劇寫得怎麼樣了?

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‎沒有進度

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‎我太聰明了,寫不出爛東西

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‎妳聽聽這個

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‎閃電,閃電,鑰匙,鑰匙

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‎閃電,鑰匙

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‎看吧?我已經盡力寫出最爛的歌詞
‎卻還是很讚

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‎我想我是個天才

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‎抱歉,我只是...

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‎好了

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‎你要怎麼運用自己的天賦
‎來贏得我們的賭注呢?

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‎在體驗完
‎我即將搬演的大師級音樂劇之後

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‎所有跟隨潮流的人
‎最後會搞懂怎樣才是好看的音樂劇

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‎並且明白說《自由女神》很爛的我
‎一直都是對的

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‎你要找哪些演員來演?

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‎當然,除非你“天才”到
‎可以自己扮演所有的角色

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‎別說笑了

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‎但妳說得對,我需要徵選演員

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‎但是詹姆斯
‎如果是由你自己來徵選演員...

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‎大家就會知道比夫是我捏造的人物

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‎除非

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‎是由比夫格蘭威爾波蘭札來進行徵選

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‎(《富蘭克林》演員徵選)

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‎大家好,我是比夫格蘭威爾波蘭札

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‎我是導演、作者,也是天才

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‎你們之中一定有些人好奇
‎為什麼我們現在才要

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‎為這齣已經成功巡演國際

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‎甚至登上國際太空站
‎並即將在今晚開演的戲舉行徵選

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‎因為我開除了他們

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‎我開除了所有演員

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‎說不定也會開除你

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‎但先拿出你的本事來讓我瞧瞧吧

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‎好了,讓我看看你們的演技

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‎下一位

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‎不行

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‎跳過

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‎超爛

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‎但我都還沒開口唱呢

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‎閃電,閃電,鑰匙,鑰匙

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‎班傑明富蘭克林想創造歷史

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‎要教大家什麼是電力
‎用閃電、風箏和鑰匙

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‎鑰匙!

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‎讚啦!很棒喔,麥飛蠅

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‎天啊,麥飛蠅真有才華
‎甚至能把這首爛歌唱得那麼好聽

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‎很優秀,你太棒了

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‎但我發現這齣戲只應該留下一個角色

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‎那就是富蘭克林

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‎而這個角色應該由我

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‎比夫格蘭威爾波蘭札自己來演

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‎-不公平
‎-愚蠢的格蘭威爾

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‎一個角色,加上負責製造閃電的人

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‎麥斯,拿出你的垃圾桶來

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‎太棒了

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‎你應該知道閃電不會發出聲音吧?

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‎所以這是刻意選擇的藝術表現
‎天啊,我真的很厲害

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‎詹姆斯,我覺得你真的走火入魔了

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‎這裡沒有詹姆斯,只有比夫

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‎我才不要這樣叫你

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‎妳應該要,因為這才是真正的我

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‎內心深處的我一直都是比夫

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‎而我即將獨自演出
‎這齣最美麗、戲劇化、尖酸的劇

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‎諧仿這位史上最偉大的男人

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‎他犧牲了一切
‎教我們不要把鑰匙綁在風箏上

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{\an8}‎(《富蘭克林》
‎由比格波分飾所有角色)

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‎(如果你不認識比格波
‎我為你感到遺憾)

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‎我要一號餐

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‎還是選二號餐吧

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‎我改變主意了,我要一號餐
‎不,等等,二號餐好了

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‎給我小心點!

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‎就是這個一旦他們看了我的
‎音樂鉅作

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‎然後在
‎悲慘的天才富蘭克林面前哭泣

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‎他們會 發現他們錯了

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‎原名詹姆斯的藝術家 是對的

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‎艾可的錢就會落入我的手中了

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‎富蘭克林...

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‎一個戴眼鏡的老人,無聊但沉迷發明
‎他到底在打什麼主意?

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‎“要怎樣才能吸睛?”
‎我有一個風箏跟鑰匙,鑰匙

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‎有沒有什麼好建議,建議?

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‎他們一定是在低頭滑手機

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‎名叫班尼,姓富蘭克

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‎你們都該對他道謝呢

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‎因為他拿了風箏,又拿了鑰匙

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‎並用它們發現電流的知識

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‎運用科學,物理

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‎科學,理論

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‎科學,實驗

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‎以及氣象學的學問

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‎艾可?

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‎我早該知道她見到我的天份後
‎一定會想破壞我的好事

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‎至少她沒辦法破壞這個

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‎天空一片漆黑,暴風雨正在醞釀

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‎但班尼富蘭克知道自己在搞什麼名堂

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‎當雷聲響起,班尼很害怕

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‎電流可能會讓他心臟病發

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‎艾可帶了朋友來?

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‎等等,她沒有朋友

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‎但班尼很堅強
‎“我不在乎這有多可怕”

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‎他站起來說
‎“閃電,放馬過來吧”

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‎有人提到“閃電”嗎?

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‎直接跳到最後,葬禮那場戲

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‎-好痛
‎-抱歉

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‎班教了我們閃電,他教我們要有品

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‎他既有態度,又聰明絕頂

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‎他發明了蛙鞋,發明了雙目眼鏡

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‎他是首任首任郵政總長
‎讓你的信可以寄到外地

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‎在他臨終的最後一刻,他說

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‎“把我的頭像放在百元鈔上...”

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‎“把我的頭像放在百元鈔上”

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‎百鈔上有我!

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‎好,該來看看這齣戲有多慘烈了

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‎噢,演完了

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‎等等,觀眾喜歡這齣戲?

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‎史上最棒的喜劇

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‎啊?你說什麼?

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‎他被電死的那場戲真的超讚
‎我喜歡諷刺搞笑的鬧劇

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‎不,這不是一齣諷刺的鬧劇

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‎《富蘭克林》不是喜劇,而是藝術!

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‎真正的藝術與發自內心的熱情
‎你們怎麼都看不到?

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‎你們不懂啦

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‎這傢伙是誰?

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‎真可悲
‎他無法領會比夫作品的喜劇天分

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‎比夫格蘭威爾波蘭札這個人也不存在

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‎是我,詹姆斯!

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‎比夫不存在?

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‎為了贏得跟艾可打的賭
‎我捏造了比夫,試圖欺騙你們所有人

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‎少來,你根本不可能
‎捏造出像比夫這樣的天才

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‎大家
‎《自由女神》要在街上舉行神秘表演

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‎好耶!

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‎-我閃了
‎-《自由女神》

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‎《自由女神》超讚!

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‎你們全都只會跟隨潮流
‎根本不懂有水準的戲劇

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‎會像閃電打在風箏上一樣直擊人心

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‎好喔

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‎真是糟透了,錢拿來

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‎我沒有錢,都花在音樂劇上了

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‎沒關係

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‎我也接受用牙齒來抵債

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‎等等!等一下,先不要

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{\an8}‎等等!等一下啊!

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‎字幕翻譯:雍志中

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‎砰砰!