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‎快跑...

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‎詹姆斯的奇異冒險

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‎看吧,問題都解決了

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‎我也想當字母

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‎劇名:搭檔

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{\an8}‎(塵埃中學)

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{\an8}‎希望麥飛蠅預告了一整週的實驗
‎有包含解剖

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{\an8}‎或是爆破式解剖

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{\an8}‎好了,同學們,安靜下來

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{\an8}‎乖乖,好乖喔

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‎還有放下那些火鐮
‎你們會害大家著火的

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‎誰是可愛小乖乖?

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‎現在,到了大家期待已久的時間

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‎你們將在今天的實驗中

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‎照顧一個寶寶

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‎你們可能會好奇
‎為什麼這個寶寶跟你們一點都不像

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‎那是因為法律修改了

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‎我們無法再拿真正的寶寶做實驗

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‎爛死了!

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‎我同意,史都華,我同意

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‎但不論如何,實驗內容都是一樣的

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‎你們要把麵粉寶寶
‎當成真的孩子來照顧

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‎餵它吃東西
‎幫它換尿布,並且保護它

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‎如果大家都有正確進行實驗

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‎就能享用一些美味的披薩

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‎披薩!

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‎麥斯,這再簡單不過了

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‎所以你想要負責換尿布

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‎餵奶之類有趣的事嗎?

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‎你喜歡做這些,對吧?你知道嗎?

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‎讓我們來當這條街上
‎最酷、最不負責任的家長吧

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‎麥斯?

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‎“親愛的詹姆斯

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‎如果你在讀這張紙條
‎就知道我已經離開了

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‎對不起,但我知道你會搞砸實驗

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‎而我不想再次因為
‎毀了披薩派對而被責怪了”

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‎我會搞砸實驗?

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‎沒錯,你不會乖乖
‎照著麥飛蠅的指示做作業

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‎你總是要照自己的方式去做

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‎嘿,老兄,質疑事情

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‎導致我們對手邊的工作分心
‎並不是我的錯

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‎我就是這樣的人,而且這堂是科學課

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‎這不就是我們該做的事嗎?

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‎質疑科學,檢驗理論
‎看看是否能夠成立?

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‎為了全班著想
‎我最好找個新搭檔一起做實驗

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‎愛克朗

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‎新搭檔?

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‎幹嘛?為什麼大家的反應都這麼大?

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‎《搭檔》

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{\an8}‎由詹姆斯

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{\an8}‎麥斯

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{\an8}‎和麥飛蠅老師主演

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{\an8}‎隆重介紹愛克朗

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{\an8}‎他就是新搭檔

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‎什麼?新搭檔?

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‎好吧,麥斯
‎為了完成作業,你就去找新搭檔吧

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‎我也要做一樣的事

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‎麥飛蠅老師

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‎為了把這項作業做到最好
‎我需要一個新搭檔

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‎好,太好了

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‎我為你找了一個完美的新搭檔

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‎詹姆斯

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‎這位是厄瑪

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‎你好嗎?

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‎好了,祝你們好運

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‎我知道一些設計的訣竅

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‎厄瑪,能不能請妳
‎找出完成這個作業的訣竅?

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‎完成了

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‎耶!

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‎那個齷齪又惡劣的叛徒

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‎居然跟別人做我的秘密握手動作

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‎厄瑪,我們要發明
‎專屬我們的秘密握手動作

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‎或是秘密擊肘好了

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‎天啊,愛克朗,你是最棒的

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‎妳真棒,厄瑪

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‎我是說,妳根本是史上最棒的搭檔

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‎住手,厄瑪!

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‎我們要小心呵護寶寶

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‎你把寶寶摔到地上了

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‎妳再仔細想想,別看這裡

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‎好了,沒事

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‎同學們,除了詹姆斯以外
‎大家應該都知道

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‎餵飯的時間到囉

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‎厄瑪!

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‎現在是要餵寶寶,不是餵妳!

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‎但我們的寶寶很好吃
‎你要來一點嗎?

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‎一切都還好嗎,詹姆斯?

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‎麥飛蠅老師,一切都很好

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‎沒有發生
‎會害大家吃不到美味披薩的事

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‎天啊,又來了

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‎我們一定會搞砸的
‎麥斯為什麼要離開我?

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‎明明原本可以有個完美結局

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‎(恭喜畢業)

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‎或許一切都還不算太遲

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‎或許我還能把麥斯要回來

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‎我知道一個有用的辦法:道歉!

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‎“親愛的麥斯

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‎我原諒你

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‎別再質疑過去可能的種種

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‎回來找我吧

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‎詹姆斯敬上”

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‎真完美!

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‎親愛的厄瑪
‎可以幫我把這封信拿給麥斯米蘭嗎?

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‎我要離開你

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‎什麼?妳想吃掉我們的孩子
‎而妳卻要離開我?

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‎我需要一個欣賞我的實驗夥伴

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‎我分不出
‎哪些是她的黏液,哪些是我的

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‎妳真噁心,我好喜歡

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‎可是披薩...

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‎太可惜了

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‎看來少了搭檔,你就無法完成作業

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‎是不是啊,詹姆斯?

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‎也就是說,沒有披薩可以吃了

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‎這個嘛...你沒說這項作業
‎必須跟搭檔一起完成

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‎你只說每個人都要完成這項作業

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‎我要以單親爸爸的身分照顧這個寶寶

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‎好吧,你說得似乎沒錯
‎我好像沒有特別規定...

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‎太好了,如果我獨立完成
‎麥斯就會發現我不需要他這個搭檔

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‎然後他會後悔回來找我
‎大家就都能吃到美味的披薩了

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‎披薩...

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‎夠了,別說了

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‎好,加油,你可以的

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‎以前媽咪會吃你

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‎但跟我在一起不用擔心

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‎因為我對麩質過敏

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‎噗噗

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‎噗噗

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‎詹姆斯,你讓我刮目相看
‎你真的挽救了局面

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‎是啊,看來我在這方面還不算太差

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‎謝謝,我很高興聽你這麼說

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‎好乖

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‎這個嘛...你真的證明我錯了

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‎結果我們或許可以辦披薩派對囉

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‎對啊,你說得一點也沒錯

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‎我們要吃披薩了,大家

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‎你可以照顧一下他嗎?
‎我去拿他的奶粉

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‎當然,沒問題

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‎好的,我馬上回來

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‎你真可愛,什麼?你想飛高高嗎?

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‎怎麼回事?
‎有人關了燈,大家沒事吧?

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‎寶貝女兒,別看

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‎不!

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‎(墨西哥捲餅)

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‎不!

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‎誰會下這種毒手?
‎誰會傷害我們的小詹姆斯?

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‎你用我的名字幫寶寶取名?

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‎我從來沒用這個角度想過

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‎我的天啊

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‎詹姆斯,我真不敢相信
‎你居然殺害了跟你同名的孩子

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‎什麼?我?

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‎但凶手不是我

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‎你無法接受
‎看著麥斯和他的新搭檔完成作業

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‎於是你不惜一切手段也要讓他們搞砸

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‎我不敢相信你會這麼墮落,詹姆斯

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‎但凶手不是我

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‎我沒有殺死小詹姆斯

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‎麥斯,請你相信我

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‎我絕對不會這樣對你,你相信我吧?

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‎等等,讓我們好好談談

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‎好囉,別鬧了,夠了

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‎等等,愛克朗,拜託聽我解釋

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‎我不聽!

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‎住手!

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‎拜託,你一定要相信我,凶手不是我

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‎我不知道該相信什麼,詹姆斯

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‎反正我們看來都吃不到披薩了

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‎但那不是我的錯,我不知道是誰幹的

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‎詹姆斯,小心!

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‎不!

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‎麥斯,你救了我,為什麼?

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‎因為你依然是我的朋友...

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‎等等,這些盒子是空的

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‎對耶,沒錯

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‎麥飛蠅老師,能解釋一下嗎?

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‎關於這件事...

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‎你本來就沒準備任何披薩,對吧?

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‎這個嘛...是這樣的...

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‎等等,孩子們

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‎我可以解釋

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‎你們說對了

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‎我得讓一組學生搞砸

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‎這樣我才不用買披薩給你們

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‎披薩可是很貴的

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‎我以為我能像平常一樣
‎靠著詹姆斯和麥斯搞砸就好

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‎但他們拆夥了

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‎害我得對那個麵粉寶寶下毒手

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‎來掩蓋我的詭計

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‎你分配我跟厄瑪搭檔時
‎差點害我們搞砸

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‎沒錯,他差點就得逞了

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‎天啊,別再吃麥可了

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‎蒼蠅被逼到走投無路時就會變得狡猾

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‎我不敢相信你費盡心機
‎就只是為了欺騙我們,麥飛蠅老師

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‎其實,也沒那麼麻煩啦

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‎我常去翻垃圾
‎那是我們蒼蠅用餐的地方

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‎但我還是該還你們一個公道

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‎我想我可以不顧性命
‎自願為危險的科學研究獻身

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‎賺錢為班上舉辦你們應得的披薩派對

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‎披薩...

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‎(披薩派對大成功)

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‎(麥飛蠅被迫
‎用他僅剩不多的財產買披薩)

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‎(史都華和厄瑪分開了
‎但仍和睦相處)

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‎(史都華不懂“和睦”是什麼意思)

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{\an8}‎(辭典)

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‎(詹姆斯和愛克朗
‎靠幾片義式臘腸披薩握手言和)

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‎(麥飛蠅沒吃到任何披薩)

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‎(麥斯的表親從昏迷中醒來)

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‎(詹姆斯和麥斯比以前更要好了)

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‎字幕翻譯:雍志中

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‎天啊,別再吃麥可了