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‎快跑!

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‎(詹姆斯的奇异冒险)

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‎看吧?都解决了

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‎我也想充当一个字母!

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‎(剧名:身体互换)

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{\an8}‎(迪特学校)

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{\an8}‎恶 小心点 斯图尔特
‎有些真的进你嘴里了

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{\an8}‎嘿 少管闲事

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{\an8}‎大家好 伙计们!

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‎你们觉得我的新造型如何?
‎我一直想当牛仔

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‎帽子不错

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‎瞧他走进座位的模样

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‎可怜的蝇蝇老师
‎他以为今天是万圣节

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‎不 我打赌他是要去试镜牛仔小丑

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‎这帽子连他的大头都装不下

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‎放过蝇蝇老师吧 你这坨劣质果冻!

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‎你和我 放学后 下午三点 操场见

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‎我们来打一架

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‎等不及了

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‎哦!为蝇蝇老师出头
‎我在想什么呢?

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‎斯图尔特会把我打成肉酱
‎再在篝火上烘烤

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‎最后把我变成一道
‎香脆可口 外酥里嫩的美味小吃

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‎也就是说你将成为一个美味的死人!

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‎我得开始为你写悼词了

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‎我想花点时间
‎聊聊我最好的朋友 詹姆斯

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‎为什么走的不是我?

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‎早上好 小朋友们!

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‎由于我一直想成为时钟

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‎因此今天我将负责在全城范围内报时

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‎现在距离三点还有四个小时!

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‎还有四个小时斯图尔特就要揍我了?

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‎为什么恶霸还要让你干等着?

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‎如果斯图尔特现在就揍我一顿

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‎那我就来得及
‎出院回家准时吃晚饭了

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‎但他却坚持要排一个揍人时间表

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‎让被揍人 也就是我

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‎整整一天
‎都沉浸在望眼欲穿的压力之中

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‎你压力很大?
‎我把我最好的朋友想象成了

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‎美味课后小吃 根本停不下来

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‎等着被欺负就像等待医生给我来一针

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‎苦等比注射更痛苦

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‎并且结束后 斯图尔特
‎甚至连棒棒糖都不会给你!

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‎太不公平了

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‎如果你能把这份怪力用来保护我

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‎那你就是这场战斗的最佳后援

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‎什么怪力?

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‎嘿!虐待储物柜的家伙!

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‎深蹲医生?艾可?

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‎过来

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‎谢谢你把这壮硕的树干借我

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‎有人能注意到真是太好了

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‎咋啦?

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‎艾可!刚刚那是啥?

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‎我找不到胡桃夹子了
‎然后想到深蹲医生的大腿说不准可以

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‎我是对的

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‎你一直都有身体互换的技术吗?

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‎你一直都有胡桃吗?

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‎在未来 身体互换
‎是相当普通的技术 没什么好说的

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‎麦克斯 你知道这意味着什么吗?

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‎我们终于可以和父母互换身体了

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‎向他们展示电流穿过某个人

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‎扭动的实验体是什么感觉?

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‎不

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‎我们可以把艾可的无畏胆量
‎放进你强大的鳄鱼身体里

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‎我就有了对抗斯图尔特的完美后援

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‎我也不必紧张了

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‎嘿 别碰我的东西!

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‎哇!我都不知道自己有多大力气!

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‎这不是你的力气 是麦克斯的

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‎现在是我的了 给你 来只千纸鹤

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‎詹姆斯 成功了

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‎我已经实现了我俩一生的梦想

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‎我有头发了

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‎我终于可以
‎去尝试愿景板上的所有发型了

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‎前往美发厅!

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‎现在还差230分钟就到三点了!

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‎来吧 柜门粉碎者 别再等了

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‎我们现在就去挑战斯图尔特

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‎不 我这样挺好

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‎我请你吃中饭

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‎行

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‎斯图尔特 我和我的后援
‎现在就已经为你准备好了

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‎什么后援?

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‎真是太棒了!

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‎等等 为什么我还在用我的双手?

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‎当我啥都没说
‎还是下午三点操场见吗?

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‎哦 当然 我说了三点吗?

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‎其实今天是周三扯内裤日
‎还有不少内裤等着我去扯呢

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‎所以你的预约得改到...四点

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‎四点?

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‎别以为你可以不来

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‎我知道你住在哪儿

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‎其实我不知道 但我可以查一下

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‎看来我得学学怎么看地图了

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‎你在干嘛?你该是我的后援

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‎现在我有260分钟的战前压力了

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‎等等 如果我能吞下那么多盘吃的

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‎我能让镇上
‎所有自助餐厅后悔当初开店了

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‎等等!你是我的后援!

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‎哦 我死定了

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‎不 等等 我还是可以的

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‎我只要找到拥有艾可的技术的麦克斯

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‎然后我就可以把自己换进他的身体

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‎麦克斯!

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‎麦克斯!

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‎他在哪里?

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‎在这里 詹姆斯

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‎麦克斯?

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‎你好呀

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‎等等 发生了什么?

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‎怎么成蝇蝇老师了?

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‎你知道美发厅有多贵吗?

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‎我看到了账单...

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‎然后我飞快地逃离了艾可的身体...

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‎总之 我现在是蝇蝇老师了

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‎那蝇蝇老师呢?

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‎在艾可的身体里

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‎太糟糕了!麦克斯

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‎我需要艾可的身体
‎把我自己换进你的身体

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‎接下来的两小时我就不用
‎为了要和斯图尔特打架屁滚尿流了!

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‎等等 身为蝇蝇老师
‎我可以使用教师的权力

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‎“你得留校察看 斯图尔特

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‎顺便 把苹果给我”

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‎斯图尔特不怕蝇蝇老师

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‎但如果我能找到蝇蝇老师
‎我就能把自己换进艾可的身体

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‎那么艾可的技术和鸟儿
‎就可以成为我的后援了!

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‎好吧 如果你需要我
‎我就在假发店里买假发

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‎现在 如果我是个半人半蝇

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‎又后悔买了西部牛仔装扮
‎我会在哪里呢?

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‎(达斯提西部牛仔装扮)

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‎哇 真是太方便了

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‎我想把这顶帽子退掉

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‎好的 女士 没问题 女士
‎您只要把这只鸟儿收起来就好

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‎这确实比平常容易多了

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‎看来比起苍蝇 你更尊重小女孩
‎似乎有点奇怪 但我接受

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‎像我这样受人尊敬的人
‎需要一顶牛仔帽

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‎-所以你真的想要留着这顶帽子?
‎-你得尊重我的选择!

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‎好的 女士 当然 女士

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‎天啊 我感觉好有活力

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‎这一定就是被人尊重的感觉

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‎叮咚!

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‎还有三个小时就到四点了

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‎我真的很享受我的新爱好带来的乐趣
‎为镇上的每一台时钟报时

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‎哦 嘿 蝇蝇老师

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‎很抱歉搞混了

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‎-我只要把我们交换一...
‎-交换?

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‎你休想!

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‎我才刚刚浅尝了一丝受人尊重的甜蜜

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‎现在我想再喝一大口

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‎等等!蝇蝇老师!

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‎蝇蝇老师 拜托...

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‎现在不行 詹姆斯

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‎是时候昂首阔步地活着了

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‎尊重行人

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‎蝇蝇老师!

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‎就是这样

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‎好消息 现在离四点还有两小时

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‎求你了 蝇蝇老师

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‎把这个技术
‎借我用一小时就行 之后就还给你

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‎(长者专用 十字路口)

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‎砰!

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‎尊重棋盘游戏

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‎耶!

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‎叮咚!没错 离四点还有30分钟

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‎好吧 蝇蝇老师

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‎好好享受你的帽子

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‎我就在这里 焦急地倒计时
‎直到斯图尔特把我揍一顿

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‎什么?你也被斯图尔特欺负了吗?

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‎你不就在自己班上吗?
‎我还帮你出头了!

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‎蝇蝇 你怎么成了这副样子?

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‎是这个伟大女孩的力量改变了我吗?

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‎让我忽视了
‎一个普通男孩应得的尊重?

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‎嘿 自我反省适可而止!

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‎就因为你 我都快挂了

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‎我需要你用上
‎你刚培养的趾高气扬的派头

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‎来做我的后援 我就不必紧张了

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‎扬声器校长作证

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‎我尊重你可悲又脆弱的神经

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‎我在其中扮演了一个微不足道的角色

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‎我会做你的后援

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‎但首先 你得在无礼之人面前
‎显得更有威慑力

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‎我不确定我能不能
‎在公共场合穿这个 蝇蝇老师

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‎你得有信心 詹姆斯 他会尊重你的

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‎现在是下午四点

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‎叮咚!

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‎是时候去参加那个
‎大家都在讨论却不肯告诉我的活动了

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‎也许我该关心一下 但谁在乎呢?

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‎我只是一个时钟!

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‎嘿 我的造型看上去不错

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‎没错 斯图尔特

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‎老詹姆斯顺利熬到了四点
‎并没有死于恐慌发作

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‎你肯定没料到吧 嗯?

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‎你肯定以为我会
‎在时间流逝的压力下崩溃 不是吗?

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‎但现在我来了 局势逆转了

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‎别打脸!

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‎太好了 你来了!还带艾可来了

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‎她是最糟心的

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‎好主意 我们的后援越多越好

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‎等等 什么?“我们”的后援?

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‎什么?我以为我要跟你干架

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‎你为什么会这么以为?

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‎你是个恶霸!

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‎有道理 但不是

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‎我趟进了浑水
‎有几个可怕的孩子想跟我打架

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‎我当时吓死了
‎但我看到你为了蝇蝇老师挺身而出

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‎然后我就想:
‎“他是好人 也能来当我的后援”

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‎这真是...太疯狂了!
‎等一下 你害怕的是谁来着?

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‎她们!

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‎下午四点 斯图尔特
‎该为你偷的饼干付出代价了

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‎-上面写着“免费试吃”
‎-那就是你怕得要死的人?

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‎糟啦!

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‎我溜了

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‎-求你们了!我不是他的后援!
‎-嘿!

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‎哦 发生了啥?

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‎女童子军

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‎-居然没有更多血迹
‎-要知道 今天真的很开心

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‎要是我们四人一起组队去冒险如何?

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‎抱歉了 蝇蝇老师

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‎我们差不多算是三人组

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‎但如果我们中有谁死了
‎我会第一个打电话给你

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‎-嘿!
‎-耶 我的身体!

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‎我的帽子

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‎我的帽子!太合适了!

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‎等等 你一直都有帽子变大技术吗?

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‎当然啦

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‎尊重!

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‎受人尊重的牛仔需要后援

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‎-来吧 伙计
‎-不!

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‎嗯 我想我该吸取教训

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‎不要以貌取人
‎也不要妄自做最坏打算 但是...

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‎晚上好

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‎现在离詹姆斯留校察看结束
‎还有20小时零三分钟

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‎留校察看?

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‎因为打架!
‎20小时零两分钟后见 嘀嗒!

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‎好吧 你们会看到我留校察看的

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‎喂!

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- ‎字幕翻译:
- Zeo Niu

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‎你会尊重我的选择的!