1 00:00:13,125 --> 00:00:17,041 {\an8}- Ah! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, ah! 2 00:00:19,125 --> 00:00:21,125 See? Everything worked out. 3 00:00:24,083 --> 00:00:26,916 {\an8}Aww, I wanna be a letter! 4 00:00:43,041 --> 00:00:43,958 {\an8}Yuck! 5 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,208 {\an8}No junk food! 6 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:49,750 {\an8}Mmm. 7 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:54,833 {\an8}Psst! You got the stuff? 8 00:00:56,958 --> 00:00:57,958 {\an8}Ah! 9 00:00:57,958 --> 00:01:03,208 {\an8}I've got all your faves: Cheese Puffs, Cherry Nub-Nubs, and Double Choccy Milk. 10 00:01:03,208 --> 00:01:06,416 {\an8}Double Choccy Milk? I asked for a Triple. 11 00:01:06,416 --> 00:01:09,750 Yeah, no, you can't handle the Triple. 12 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:12,875 It's not for you. Now, have you got what I asked for? 13 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,458 Perfect! Sweet! Thanks! 14 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:22,500 And don't do anything crazy with my mom's lab key card. 15 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,958 Relax. I'm just gonna borrow tools 16 00:01:24,958 --> 00:01:28,041 to build a device that will aid in our quest to save the future. 17 00:01:28,041 --> 00:01:31,500 And by our, I mean my, because you're too in denial to help. 18 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,916 Plus, it's Taco Tuesday. 19 00:01:35,458 --> 00:01:37,833 I could have handled the Triple. 20 00:01:40,833 --> 00:01:44,541 Choccy my milk, cheese my puffs, one little nub is never enough. 21 00:01:46,041 --> 00:01:46,958 - Hyah! - Ah! 22 00:01:46,958 --> 00:01:48,208 - Hah! - Ah! 23 00:01:48,666 --> 00:01:51,166 I knew I sensed sugar. 24 00:01:51,166 --> 00:01:52,500 Read the rules! 25 00:01:53,833 --> 00:01:56,833 "No junk food or candy on Campus." 26 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:58,625 Ah! 27 00:02:05,958 --> 00:02:09,833 Mmm. Mm-mm. I love confiscated snacks. 28 00:02:09,833 --> 00:02:14,333 Yah! Time to grub-grub on some Cherry Nub-Nubs! 29 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:16,916 That's fine. Is there a Triple Choccy Milk? 30 00:02:17,458 --> 00:02:19,916 You can't handle the Triple! 31 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:22,958 Mm-mm-m. You see this, Max? 32 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:25,333 Yeah! Dr. Squats put her feet on the table. 33 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:28,333 No! The bin full of confiscated snacks! 34 00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:30,375 How is it that teachers can prohibit students 35 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:32,125 from enjoying junk food at school, 36 00:02:32,125 --> 00:02:34,958 but then eat candy themselves in the teacher's lounge, 37 00:02:34,958 --> 00:02:36,625 which is in the school? 38 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:39,125 Max, I'm done with the injustice. 39 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:41,500 I'm gonna orchestrate a heist into the teacher's lounge 40 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,333 to liberate our snacks. 41 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:45,416 But you're not a teacher! 42 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:48,333 You can't go into the teacher's lounge! 43 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:52,291 If you get caught, you'll be expelled! Or worse! 44 00:02:52,291 --> 00:02:54,875 I won't get expelled, Max. 45 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,333 Daddy's got a plan. 46 00:02:57,333 --> 00:02:59,500 Why are you calling yourself daddy? 47 00:03:00,541 --> 00:03:02,416 Okay, here's the plan. 48 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:05,458 First, you'll stay outside and be on lookout. 49 00:03:05,458 --> 00:03:09,166 Second, I'll go inside and grab the snacks. 50 00:03:09,416 --> 00:03:11,041 That... That's it? 51 00:03:11,041 --> 00:03:14,041 I thought it'd be more complicated when you broke out the blueprints. 52 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:23,708 Remember the plan. 53 00:03:24,791 --> 00:03:27,500 Wait. What was the plan again? Oh, I better check the blueprints! 54 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:36,750 Ooh, candy. 55 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:41,958 Triple Choccy Milk! 56 00:03:41,958 --> 00:03:44,166 Pfft. Can't handle the Triple. 57 00:03:44,166 --> 00:03:45,208 I'll show Echo. 58 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:50,833 Oh, I like the burn. 59 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,791 Did I hear a juvenile cough? 60 00:03:57,458 --> 00:04:03,000 Young man! Students aren't allowed in the teacher's lounge! 61 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,375 I'm sorry, Principal Loudspeaker. 62 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:07,208 Oh-ha-ho! 63 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:10,041 It's I who should be sorry. 64 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:13,208 I d-d-didn't see the mustache. 65 00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:15,000 You look good, sir. 66 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,666 You must be our new substitute 67 00:04:16,666 --> 00:04:19,041 teacher. 68 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:22,458 Uh, yeah! New sub, ha, that's me. 69 00:04:24,541 --> 00:04:28,833 Well, well, well, we're thrilled to have an instructor of your caliber 70 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,458 here at Dirt High! 71 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:33,083 What was your name again? 72 00:04:33,083 --> 00:04:37,125 It's, uh, Choccy. 73 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:41,958 Choccy Milkinson. Mr. Milkinson, for short. 74 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,416 Sounds legit. 75 00:04:44,416 --> 00:04:46,166 Mr. McFly! 76 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:48,750 Please show our new sub to his class. 77 00:04:52,791 --> 00:04:55,291 So you're the new hotshot sub? 78 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:57,083 Uh... Uh-huh. 79 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:59,166 Mm-hmm. Figures. Figures. 80 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,458 You don't have the confidence of a full-timer. 81 00:05:01,458 --> 00:05:04,041 Are you nervous? Well, don't be. 82 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:08,833 As long as you remember that I am Dirt's star teacher. 83 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:12,625 Well, here is your class. 84 00:05:12,625 --> 00:05:16,041 If you need anything, I'll be right across the hall. 85 00:05:16,333 --> 00:05:20,291 And I'll be watching you like a spider watches me. 86 00:05:26,416 --> 00:05:28,208 Ow! Ugh. 87 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:32,375 Sorry, new teacher. 88 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:34,791 I have to remember what the plan was for my buddy, James. 89 00:05:34,791 --> 00:05:36,416 You know how to read a blueprint? 90 00:05:36,416 --> 00:05:38,250 Max, it's me! 91 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,500 Witch! 92 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:47,166 Shh! No! I got caught in the lounge, and I didn't want to get expelled, 93 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:49,916 and I said I wasn't a student, and I guess my milk mustache sold it, 94 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:51,500 and now I'm posing as a substitute teacher, 95 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:54,500 and Choccy Milk made me do it! 96 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:57,500 Echo was right. You can't handle the Triple. 97 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,291 What? Yes, I can! 98 00:05:59,291 --> 00:06:02,375 I just need to make it through the day without anyone realizing I'm a kid. 99 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:05,375 Can you cover for me in McFly's class so I don’t get expelled? 100 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:07,333 You want me to dress up and pretend to be you? 101 00:06:07,458 --> 00:06:10,000 What? No, just tell people I'm sick or something. 102 00:06:22,666 --> 00:06:26,375 Cry! Cry! Cry! My life is so hard! 103 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:28,541 I need to complain about everything! 104 00:06:28,541 --> 00:06:30,125 Can I speak to your manager? 105 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:32,791 Oh, typical James. No, you cannot. 106 00:06:32,791 --> 00:06:34,208 Now, just-- just sit down. 107 00:06:34,208 --> 00:06:36,375 Oh, he's good. 108 00:06:49,916 --> 00:06:51,416 Uh-yah! 109 00:06:56,708 --> 00:07:00,333 All right. All right. Calm down. 110 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:02,208 Quiet llama. 111 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,083 Quiet llama! Can't you see the quiet llama? 112 00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:07,166 It's quiet llama time! 113 00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:09,541 Quiet llama! What? It's quiet llama! 114 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:15,583 The first one to sit down and be quiet gets candy. 115 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:22,000 It worked. It worked! 116 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:29,958 Um, Mr. Milkinson. 117 00:07:29,958 --> 00:07:33,625 I'm impressed at how well-behaved your students are. 118 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:36,708 I might have to make you Teacher of the Month. 119 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:42,875 Teacher of the Month? 120 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:44,250 To a sub? 121 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:47,041 Well, I've been trying to get that title for years! 122 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:50,458 And there's only two teachers at this school. 123 00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:51,791 Mr. Mc-Sigh! 124 00:07:51,791 --> 00:07:53,708 Not now, James! Not now! 125 00:07:53,708 --> 00:07:58,375 You can forget about Teacher of the Month, Mr. Milkinson. 126 00:07:58,375 --> 00:08:01,958 I've got something in slime for you. 127 00:08:07,833 --> 00:08:09,541 James, stop flicking the lights. 128 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:12,875 Sorry, Mr. McFly. 129 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:28,750 Oh, Mr. Milkinson! 130 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:32,125 Meet your new student, Stuart. 131 00:08:42,666 --> 00:08:45,041 Oh, you doing okay there, Milkinson? 132 00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:48,458 Uh, yup. Fine. Cool. I'm cool. 133 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:50,000 Good. Good, good, good, good. 134 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,666 'Cause Stuart's been a bit of a problem child in my class, 135 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:57,708 so Principal Loudspeaker and I decided that Dirt's 136 00:08:57,708 --> 00:09:00,750 Substitute Teacher of the Month could handle it. 137 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:03,083 But this is a kindergarten class. 138 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:04,166 I know. 139 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:07,791 Hilarious, right? 140 00:09:13,666 --> 00:09:14,958 Why hello there, young-- 141 00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:16,791 Ha! Save it, James, I know it's you. 142 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:21,750 I'd recognize that shiny bald head and those soulless little eyes 143 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:23,166 from a mile away. 144 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:24,083 Please don't rat me out. 145 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:28,458 Ha! Don't worry, I won't... 'cause I don't have to. 146 00:09:28,458 --> 00:09:31,333 They're gonna figure it out for themselves. 147 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:35,000 Hey, kid, why kinda name is Milkinson anyway? 148 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,833 I bet his dad's a cow. 149 00:09:37,833 --> 00:09:40,000 Yeah! Moo! Moo! 150 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,875 It's like it isn't even a real name. 151 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,708 - Moo! Moo! - Quack, quack! 152 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:46,583 M-M-M-M-Milkinson! 153 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:49,416 Why are the children mooing? Huh? 154 00:09:49,416 --> 00:09:52,000 That's one letter away from b-b-b-booing! 155 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,375 Ha, I quacked. 156 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,625 Mr. Milkinson, get these calves under control! 157 00:09:57,333 --> 00:10:01,375 A real teacher would take care of this. 158 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:04,250 Unless you're a phony baloney! 159 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,916 No. No. No, no, no, no, no. 160 00:10:06,916 --> 00:10:08,916 I need more individually-wrapped supplies! 161 00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:15,083 Mr. McFly! I need you to cover my class while I get more candy! 162 00:10:18,541 --> 00:10:22,708 Is something wrong, Milkinson? 163 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:28,958 Oh, what's the matter? 164 00:10:28,958 --> 00:10:32,083 Cwass won't wisten to you without your candy? 165 00:10:32,791 --> 00:10:34,166 It's your candy too. 166 00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:36,416 What are you talking about? 167 00:10:36,958 --> 00:10:38,750 It's all of our candy. 168 00:10:39,958 --> 00:10:41,500 What are you trying to tell me, James? 169 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,916 Just spit it out already. 170 00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:44,791 All the candy I was using 171 00:10:44,791 --> 00:10:46,791 was stolen from students. 172 00:10:48,041 --> 00:10:48,958 Oh, my gosh! 173 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:53,083 You know those Cheese Puffs that were taken from you today? 174 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:58,375 Oh, what's he doing to my Cheese Puffs? 175 00:10:58,375 --> 00:11:02,875 I say we make a move and get our candy back. 176 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:04,625 Join me, Stuart, 177 00:11:04,625 --> 00:11:09,416 and together we can redistribute each piece of candy to its rightful child! 178 00:11:10,416 --> 00:11:12,041 Like Halloween. 179 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,708 Yeah. 180 00:11:14,666 --> 00:11:18,125 {\an8}This heist is gonna be the biggest heist that I've ever done. 181 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:20,583 It's going to need three steps. 182 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,083 First, 183 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:29,750 {\an8}I'll write a note saying James is wanted in the principal's office. 184 00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:32,458 That's me. 185 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,166 {\an8}Mmm. 186 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:38,916 Second... 187 00:11:38,916 --> 00:11:39,875 Oi hoy, hoy. 188 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:42,125 {\an8}...you'll instruct him to pose as Mr. Milkinson 189 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:44,250 {\an8}so my class isn't left unattended. 190 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 {\an8}And finally, you'll distract McFly 191 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,125 {\an8}while I sneak in through the window and retrieve the candy. 192 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:56,666 Oh, please, Mr. McFly, let me back in your dumb class. 193 00:11:56,666 --> 00:11:59,750 Oh, you're a way better teacher than Mr. Moo-kinson. 194 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:00,666 Hmm. 195 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:09,791 Ascend. 196 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,250 Ascend! 197 00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:25,166 And your stained sweater, 198 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:29,416 I mean most people wouldn't be confident enough to walk around like that. 199 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,541 But not you. You like being disgusting. 200 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:46,375 Oh. He couldn't even teach a class if his life depended on it. 201 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:55,375 - Hmm? 202 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:00,583 Huh. 203 00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:15,333 Hey, get off! That's my nose! 204 00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:20,958 And that mustache, oh, how you-- 205 00:13:22,541 --> 00:13:24,000 Wait! 206 00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:27,916 That's not Milkinson! 207 00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:30,833 Uh, this isn't what it looks like. 208 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:31,833 Oh, really? 209 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:36,583 Because it looks like you're trying to take us full-timers' rightfully stolen, 210 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,666 uh, I mean confiscated, 211 00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:39,583 snacks! 212 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:42,791 That was your plan from the beginning, wasn't it, 213 00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:45,583 Mr. Milkinson? 214 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,708 You're absolutely right! 215 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:54,583 I came to Dirt to take back these snacks and rightfully return them to the students 216 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:58,708 because I couldn't stand by the hypocrisy of this school's no candy rule, 217 00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:02,666 a rule where teachers can eat candy but students can't? 218 00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:05,333 Is that just? Is that fair? 219 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:08,958 Kids should be able to snack freely the same way that teachers do. 220 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,333 We all work hard! 221 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:19,625 We all deserve to treat ourselves! 222 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,541 Mr. Milkinson. 223 00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:24,875 I am touched. 224 00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:27,791 I started as a substitute teacher, like you, 225 00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,208 because I wanted to make a difference. 226 00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:35,583 And when I got promoted to substitute principal, I swore I'd never run a school 227 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,708 with unfair rules! 228 00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:40,375 I guess I lost my way. 229 00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:43,250 The no snack rule is lifted! 230 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,583 Kids! Eat your snacks! 231 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,958 And in addition to making you Teacher of the Month, 232 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:58,291 I'd like to offer you a full-time position. 233 00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:00,166 With a raise. 234 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,208 A raise? 235 00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:05,708 I've been working as a volunteer for all these years! 236 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,541 Oh, no! 237 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:12,375 - Thank you, Principal Loudspeaker. - Why me? Why me? 238 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:16,125 - It's been an honor. But I'm afraid... - Life is not fair! 239 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,291 - ...my job here... - Why, Momma? 240 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,750 - ...is done. - Look into all my eyes 241 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:19,750 and tell me why! 242 00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:26,291 I knew it. You drank a Triple, didn't you? 243 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,583 Yeah. 244 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,541 I knew you couldn't handle the Triple. 245 00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,083 Not now, James! Not now!