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‎快跑!

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‎(詹姆斯的奇异冒险)

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‎看吧 都解决了

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‎我也想充当一个字母!

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‎(剧名:代班行动)

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‎(迪特学校)

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‎(校园内禁止垃圾食品)

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{\an8}‎禁止吃垃圾食品!

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{\an8}‎货带来了?

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{\an8}‎都是你们最喜欢的
‎芝士泡芙 樱桃糖 双料巧克力奶

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{\an8}‎双料巧克力奶?
‎我要的是三倍巧克力的

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‎我知道 但不行
‎你承受不了三倍巧克力 那不适合你

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‎我要的东西 你带来了吗?

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‎好极了 真棒!谢谢

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‎别拿着我妈妈的实验室门卡去闯祸

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‎别紧张 我只是“借点工具”

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‎制造一个装备 帮助我们拯救未来

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‎所谓“我们”其实就是“我”
‎你这样掩耳盗铃的人帮不上忙

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‎再说 今天是塔可星期二

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‎我完全喝得了三倍巧克力

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‎巧克力我的牛奶
‎芝士我的泡芙 一块糖果吃不足

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‎我就知道 我嗅到了糖的味道

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‎看看校规!

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‎校园内禁止垃圾食品或糖

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‎(教师休息室 仅供教师使用)

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‎我喜欢没收来的零食!

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‎该吃点樱桃糖啦

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‎很好 有三倍巧克力的牛奶...

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‎你承受不了三倍巧克力!

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‎麦克斯 看到没?

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‎没错 深蹲医生把脚放在桌子上

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‎不是 我是说
‎那满满一筐没收来的零食!

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{\an8}‎老师禁止学生在学校享用垃圾食品

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‎可他们却在教师休息室里吃糖

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‎这里不也是学校吗?

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‎麦克斯 我受够这种不公正了

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‎我要策划一次盗窃行动
‎潜入教师休息室 解放我们的零食

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‎但你不是教师
‎你不能进教师休息室!

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‎要是被抓住
‎你会被开除的 甚至可能更糟!

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‎我不会被开除的 麦克斯

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‎爹爹自有办法

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‎你为什么叫自己爹爹?

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‎好 计划是这样的

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‎首先 你留在外面望风

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‎第二步 我进去

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‎拿到零食

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‎就这?我还以为有多复杂呢

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‎连图纸都铺开了

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‎记住我们的计划

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‎等等 计划是什么来着?
‎我最好看看图纸

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‎糖!

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‎三倍巧克力牛奶!

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‎“承受不了三倍的” 我要让艾可看看

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‎好喜欢这种灼热的感觉

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‎刚才是有小孩咳嗽吗?

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‎年轻人 学生不能进入教师休息室!

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‎对不起 扬声器校长

58
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‎该说对不起的是我

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‎我没看见你的胡子

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‎你看起来不错啊 先生

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‎你一定是我们新来的代课老师吧

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‎是啊 新来的代课老师 就是我!

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‎迪特学校迎来一位
‎你这样高水平的教师 我们太高兴了

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‎你叫什么来着?

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‎我叫...

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‎乔克纽奈森

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‎叫我纽奈森老师吧

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‎听起来是真的

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‎蝇蝇老师
‎请带我们新来的代课老师去他的教室

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‎所以你就是新来的专家代课老师?

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‎也对 你不具备全职教师的自信

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‎紧张吗?别紧张

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‎只要你记住
‎我是迪特学校的明星教师

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‎这就是你的教室

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‎需要什么的话 我就在对面

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‎我会盯着你 就像蜘蛛盯着我一样

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‎对不起 新老师!
‎我得回忆一下我那伙计的计划是啥

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‎-你知道怎么看图纸吗?
‎-麦克斯 是我!

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‎女巫!

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‎我在教师休息室被发现了
‎我不想被开除

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‎我说我不是学生
‎我的牛奶胡子让校长信了

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‎现在我要假扮代课老师
‎都是巧克力牛奶害得我!

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‎艾可说得对 你承受不了三倍的

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‎什么?我能 我只要蒙混过今天
‎别让人看出我是小孩

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‎你能在蝇蝇的课上掩护我吗?
‎免得我被开除

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‎你要我假扮成你?

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‎什么?不 告诉他们我病了什么的

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‎我的人生好艰难

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‎一切事都值得抱怨!
‎我能见你们的经理吗?

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‎詹姆斯总是这样
‎不行 你不能见经理 坐下

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‎他可真行

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‎好了 安静 羊驼静悄悄

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‎羊驼静悄悄!
‎你们看不见静悄悄的羊驼吗?安静

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‎羊驼静悄悄!静悄悄...羊驼静悄悄!

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‎谁第一个安静地坐下 就有糖吃

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‎这招管用!

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‎纽奈森老师
‎你的学生这么乖 你真不简单

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‎我可能要选你为月度最佳教师呢

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‎月度最佳教师?

100
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‎一个代课老师?
‎多年来我一直想得到的荣誉!

101
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‎而这个学校一共才两个老师

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‎嘤嘤老师!

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‎现在不行 詹姆斯!现在不行

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‎纽奈森老师
‎月度最佳的称号 你就别想了

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‎我会给你准备好一点粘液

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‎詹姆斯 别不停地开关电灯

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‎对不起 蝇蝇老师

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‎哦 纽奈森老师?

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‎见见你的新学生斯图尔特

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‎你没事吧 纽奈森老师?

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‎没事 很好 我很好

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‎那就好!

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‎因为斯图尔特
‎在我班上算是个问题学生

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‎所以扬声器校长和我

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‎决定把他交给
‎迪特月度最佳代课老师来管教

116
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‎但这是幼儿班啊

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‎我知道

118
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‎太搞笑了 是不是?

119
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‎你好啊 年轻...

120
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‎省省吧 詹姆斯 我知道是你

121
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‎大老远就能认出
‎你那亮晶晶的光头和一双无神的眼睛

122
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‎-求你别说出去
‎-别担心 我不会说的

123
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‎因为不用我说 他们会看出来的

124
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‎嘿 小孩 谁会起名叫纽奈森啊?

125
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‎他爸一定是头奶牛

126
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‎对啊 哞!

127
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‎好像根本不是真名 嘎嘎!

128
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‎纽奈森!孩子们为什么学牛叫?

129
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‎这就离集体起哄不远了!

130
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‎我嘎嘎叫

131
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‎纽奈森老师
‎管住这些小牛犊子 不然...

132
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‎我就让真的教师来管

133
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‎除非你是冒牌货!

134
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‎不好!我需要更多独立包装的糖果!

135
00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:15,541
‎蝇蝇老师!我去找糖
‎请你帮我代一下课!

136
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‎出问题了吗 纽奈森?

137
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‎怎么了?
‎你的糖没了 孩子们就不听话?

138
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‎也是你的糖

139
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‎-你说什么?
‎-那是我们所有人的糖

140
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‎詹姆斯 你想说什么?快说啊

141
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‎我给他们的糖
‎都是从学生手里没收去的

142
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‎我的天啊!

143
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‎还记得今天你被没收的芝士泡芙吗?

144
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‎他怎么这样对待我的芝士泡芙?

145
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‎我建议我们采取行动 拿回我们的糖

146
00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:04,583
‎入伙吧 斯图尔特

147
00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:09,416
‎我们联手
‎把每块糖重新分给理应得到糖的孩子

148
00:11:10,416 --> 00:11:12,041
‎就像万圣节

149
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‎对

150
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:18,125
‎这次盗窃行动将是我搞过的最大一次

151
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‎需要三步

152
00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:29,708
‎第一步 我写张纸条
‎要詹姆斯去校长办公室

153
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,583
‎是叫我

154
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‎(扬声器校长)

155
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‎第二步

156
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‎你指导他假扮纽奈森老师

157
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‎以免我的课堂没人管理

158
00:11:46,916 --> 00:11:49,125
‎最后 你把蝇蝇引开

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‎我从窗户爬进去 拿回糖果

160
00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:56,750
‎蝇蝇老师 求你让我回你的傻帽班吧

161
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,791
‎你比哞奈森老师强多了!

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‎攀登

163
00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,291
‎攀登!

164
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,500
‎还有你这件满是污渍的毛衣

165
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:29,666
‎多数人没有自信穿成这样出门

166
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,541
‎但你不会 你喜欢穿成恶心人的样子

167
00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:46,375
‎他就算豁出老命去
‎也教不了一班学生

168
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‎嘿 走开!我的鼻子!

169
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:21,291
‎还有那小胡子!哦 你怎么...

170
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‎等等!

171
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‎那不是纽奈森!

172
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:30,833
‎不要误会!

173
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‎哦 真的吗?

174
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:36,708
‎我看你是要把
‎我们全职教师合理合法抢来...

175
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:39,666
‎我是说没收来的零食偷走!

176
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‎你从一开始就计划这么做
‎对不对 纽奈森老师?

177
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‎你说对了!

178
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‎我来迪特学校
‎就是要把这些零食还给学生

179
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‎因为我不能容忍
‎学校这种虚伪的禁糖令

180
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‎老师可以吃糖 学生却不可以?

181
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:05,333
‎这公平吗?这合理吗?

182
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‎孩子应该可以
‎像老师一样自由地吃零食

183
00:14:14,416 --> 00:14:16,291
‎我们都很努力

184
00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:19,208
‎我们都有理由犒劳自己!

185
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‎纽奈森老师

186
00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:24,083
‎我很感动

187
00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:27,875
‎我原来也是代课老师

188
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‎因为我想带来改变!

189
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‎升任代理校长后

190
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:37,708
‎我发誓绝不用不公平的校规管理学校

191
00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:40,458
‎也许我忘了初心

192
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‎禁止零食的规定取消了

193
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,666
‎孩子们 吃零食吧!

194
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‎糖!

195
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,875
‎好啊!

196
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:55,958
‎除了评选你为月度最佳教师

197
00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:58,291
‎我还想聘用你做全职教师

198
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:00,416
‎还给你加薪

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‎加薪?

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‎这么多年 我一直当志愿者!

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‎-不 为什么是我?
‎-谢谢 扬声器校长

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‎-为什么是我?
‎-我很荣幸

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‎但恐怕我在这里的使命已经完成了

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‎我就知道
‎你喝了三倍巧克力的牛奶吧?

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‎是的

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‎我就知道你承受不了三倍的

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- ‎字幕翻译:
- Zeo Niu

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‎现在不行 詹姆斯 现在不行!