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‎快跑...

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‎詹姆斯的奇異冒險

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‎看吧,問題都解決了

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‎我也想當字母

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‎劇名:好為人師

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‎(塵埃中學)

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‎(校園裡不准吃垃圾食物)

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{\an8}‎不准吃垃圾食物

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{\an8}‎你有貨嗎?

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{\an8}‎你們愛吃的我通通都有

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{\an8}‎包括起司玉米脆、櫻桃軟糖
‎和雙倍巧克力牛奶

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{\an8}‎雙倍巧克力牛奶?我明明要的是
‎三倍濃郁的版本

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‎嗯...不行,三倍濃郁你吃不消
‎那不是給你喝的東西

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‎好了,有帶我要的東西嗎?

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‎讚啦,太棒了!謝謝

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‎別拿我媽的實驗室門禁卡亂來

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‎別緊張,我只是要“借用工具”

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‎來打造一個幫助我們拯救未來的裝置

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‎所謂的“我們”其實只有“我”而已
‎因為你們也都不願幫忙

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‎加上今天是塔可星期二

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‎三倍濃郁我明明就吃得消

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‎來點巧克力牛奶,來點玉米脆
‎櫻桃軟糖永遠不嫌多

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‎我就知道我感應到了糖分

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‎複誦校規

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‎校園裡不准吃垃圾食物或糖果

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‎(教師休息室,教師專用)

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‎我愛死這些被沒收的零食了

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‎來吃點櫻桃小酥塊吧

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‎不用了,有三倍巧克力牛奶嗎?

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‎三倍濃郁你吃不消

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‎看到了嗎,麥斯?

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‎有啊,深蹲博士把腳放在桌子上

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‎不,我是說那一整桶被沒收的零食

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{\an8}‎為什麼老師可以禁止學生
‎在學校享用垃圾食物

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‎而自己卻在教師休息室吃糖果呢?

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‎休息室也在校園裡啊

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‎麥斯,我受夠了這種不正義

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‎我要策劃洗劫教師休息室
‎來解放我們的零食

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‎但你不是老師,你不能進教師休息室

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‎萬一你被抓到
‎就會被退學,或有更慘的下場

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‎我不會被退學的,麥斯

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‎老子有個計畫

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‎你為什麼要自稱老子?

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‎聽好了,這是我的計畫

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‎首先,你待在門口把風

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‎接著,我進去裡面

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‎把零食拿走

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‎就這樣?我還以為會更複雜一點

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‎你都拿出藍圖了

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‎別忘了我們的計畫

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‎等等,計畫是什麼?
‎我最好確認一下藍圖

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‎是糖果

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‎三倍巧克力牛奶

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‎什麼“三倍濃郁你吃不消”
‎我要證明給艾可看

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‎我喜歡火燒心的感覺

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‎是不是有青少年在咳嗽?

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‎年輕人,學生不准進入教師休息室

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‎對不起,擴音器校長

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‎該說對不起的人是我

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‎我剛剛沒看到你的鬍子

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‎很帥氣喔,大哥

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‎你一定是我們新來的代課老師吧

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‎沒錯,新的代課老師,就是我

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‎我們塵埃中學很高興
‎能請到像你這麼高水準的老師

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‎我忘了你叫什麼名字?

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‎我叫...

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‎巧克紐肯森

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‎簡稱紐肯森老師

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‎酷喔

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‎麥飛蠅老師
‎請帶我們的新代課老師帶到他的班上

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‎你就是那個
‎“前途無量”的新代課老師?

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‎果然,你沒有專任教師的自信

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‎你緊張嗎?別緊張

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‎只要記得我是
‎塵埃中學的明星老師就好

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‎好了,你的班級在這裡

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‎有任何需要就到走廊對面找我

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‎我會盯著你,就像盯著我的蜘蛛一樣

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‎抱歉,新老師
‎我得牢牢記好我兄弟詹姆斯的計畫

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‎-你知道怎麼看藍圖嗎?
‎-麥斯,是我

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‎女巫

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‎不是啦
‎被困在休息室裡的我不想被退學

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‎就說自己不是學生
‎牛奶鬍子讓我看起來像大人

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‎現在我假裝成是代課老師
‎都是牛奶巧克力害我這麼做的

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‎艾可說得對,三倍濃郁你吃不消

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‎什麼?我當然可以

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‎只要撐過這一天
‎不讓別人發現我是個小孩就行了

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‎可以在麥飛蠅的課上掩護我
‎讓我不被退學嗎?

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‎你要我假扮成你?

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‎什麼?不,就說我生病了之類的

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‎我的人生好辛苦

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‎我要抱怨所有的事情
‎叫經理出來跟我談

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‎真是詹姆斯標準的樣子
‎不行,你不能抱怨,快去坐好

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‎他真厲害

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‎好了,同學們冷靜
‎安靜羊駝時間到囉

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‎安靜羊駝!
‎沒看到嗎?現在是安靜羊駝時間

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‎安靜羊駝
‎安靜...現在是安靜羊駝時間

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‎第一個安靜坐好的人就能得到糖果

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‎有用,成功了

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‎紐肯森老師
‎你的學生多麼乖巧,我很佩服

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‎我可能會選你當本月最佳教師

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‎本月最佳教師?

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‎選一個代課老師?
‎我多年來一直想拿到這個頭銜

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‎而且這間學校只有兩個老師

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‎麥烙賽老師

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‎不行,詹姆斯,現在不行

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‎紐肯森老師
‎你休想當上本月最佳教師

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‎我要送個史萊姆到你手上

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‎詹姆士,別再把燈開開關關

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‎抱歉,麥飛蠅老師

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‎紐肯森老師?

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‎這位是你的新學生,史都華

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‎你還好嗎,紐肯森老師?

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‎對,我沒事,酷喔,我好得很

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‎很好

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‎因為史都華一直是我班上的問題學生

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‎所以我和擴音器校長

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‎認定塵埃中學的
‎本月最佳代課老師有辦法管教他

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‎但這是幼稚園的班級

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‎我知道

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‎很好笑,對吧?

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‎你好啊,小朋...

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‎少廢話,詹姆斯,我知道是你

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‎我大老遠就能認出
‎你那亮晶晶的光頭和沒有靈魂的雙眼

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‎-拜託別拆穿我
‎-別擔心,我不會的

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‎因為不需要我拆穿你
‎他們自己就會發現

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‎小朋友,紐肯森是什麼鬼名字啊?

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‎他爸爸一定是頭牛

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‎對啊,哞

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‎根本不像真正的名字啊,呱呱

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‎紐肯森,為什麼孩子們在哞哞叫?

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‎聽起來幾乎像是在噓你下台

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‎我是呱呱叫喔

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‎紐肯森老師,管好這些小牛,否則...

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‎真正的老師能搞定這問題

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‎除非你是個冒牌貨

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‎不行,我需要更多獨立包裝的物資

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‎麥飛蠅老師,在我補充糖果的時候
‎我需要你幫忙顧我的班級

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‎出了什麼事嗎,紐肯森?

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‎怎麼了?少了你的糖果
‎班上同學就不聽話了嗎?

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‎那也是你的糖果

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‎-你在說什麼?
‎-那些糖果都是屬於我們的

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‎你到底想說什麼,詹姆斯?快說啊

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‎我使用的糖果都是從學生那裡偷來的

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‎天啊

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‎記得你今天被沒收的起司玉米脆嗎?

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‎他在對我的起司玉米脆做什麼?

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‎我提議大家採取行動,把糖果搶回來

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‎加入我吧,史都華

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‎我們可以一起
‎重新將每塊糖果分配給應得的孩子

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‎就像萬聖節那樣

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‎沒錯

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‎這將會是我做過最大規模的洗劫行動

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‎總共需要三個步驟

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‎第一步,我會寫一張
‎詹姆斯被叫到校長室的紙條

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‎(擴音器校長:
‎詹姆斯立刻來我辦公室)

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‎被叫去的人是我

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‎(擴音器校長)

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‎第二步

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‎你要指導他扮成紐肯森老師

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‎這樣我的班上才不會沒有老師

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‎最後,你要吸引麥飛蠅老師的注意

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‎而我會趁這時候
‎偷偷從窗戶溜進來回收糖果

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‎麥飛蠅老師
‎拜託讓我回去上你愚蠢的課

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‎你教的比紐肯森老師好多了

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‎往上爬

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‎往上爬

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‎還有你的髒毛衣?

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‎拜託,大部分的人
‎都沒自信穿著這種衣服趴趴走

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‎但你不一樣,你喜歡髒兮兮

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‎(沒收)

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‎他根本沒辦法彷彿豁出性命般教課

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‎喂,放開我的鼻子

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‎加上那撮鬍子,你真是...

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‎等等

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‎那不是紐肯森

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‎事情不是看起來的這樣

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‎喔,是嗎?

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‎因為你看起來像是要
‎搶走我們專任教師理直氣壯偷走...

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‎我是說,沒收的零食

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‎你從一開始就在打這個主意
‎對吧,紐肯森老師?

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‎你說得一點也沒錯

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‎我來塵埃中學是為了
‎奪回這些零食並還給學生們

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‎因為我無法忍受
‎這所學校禁止糖果的虛偽校規

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‎一條規定老師可以吃糖果
‎但學生不能吃的校規?

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‎這樣正義嗎?公平嗎?

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‎孩子們應該要可以
‎像老師們一樣自由吃零食

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‎我們都很努力

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‎我們都值得犒賞自己

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‎紐肯森老師

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‎我很感動

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‎我最早也是個像你這樣的代課老師

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‎因為我想做出改變

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<i>‎而</i>‎當我升任代理校長的時候

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‎我曾發誓永遠不會
‎用不公平的校規來管理學校

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‎我想我迷失了方向

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‎禁止零食的校規取消了

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‎孩子們,吃零食吧

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‎是糖

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‎萬歲

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‎除了將你選為本月最佳教師之外

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‎我還想聘你當專任教師

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‎並且為你加薪

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‎加薪?

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‎我這麼多年來一直都在當志工

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‎-不,我為什麼這麼慘?
‎-謝謝,擴音器校長

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‎-為什麼?
‎-這是我的榮幸

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‎但恐怕我的任務已經完成了

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‎我就知道
‎你喝了三倍巧克力牛奶,對吧?

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‎對

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‎三倍濃郁你果然吃不消

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‎字幕翻譯:雍志中

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‎不行,詹姆斯,現在不行