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‎快跑...

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‎詹姆斯的奇異冒險

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‎看吧,問題都解決了

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‎我也想當字母

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‎劇名:倫理報告

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‎(背後有迷宮)

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{\an8}‎你找到菲比爾船長的寶藏了嗎?

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{\an8}‎還沒

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{\an8}‎現在呢?

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{\an8}‎還是找不到
‎我已經照著線索做好幾百萬次了

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{\an8}‎翻越粗石山,繞過羊腸徑
‎過了清水溪

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‎抵達結腸洞的洞口,就能找到寶藏

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‎但我一直走到死路

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‎如果從寶藏開始走,迷宮就容易多了

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‎我找到菲比爾的黃金了

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‎看到了嗎?就是這樣

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‎我才不要從迷宮的盡頭開始走,麥斯

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‎那是作弊,人生不能走捷徑

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‎必須付出努力才能達成目標

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‎(塵埃中學)

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‎你有付出努力準備口頭報告嗎?

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‎沒有,我沒準備

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‎口頭報告很蠢,麥斯
‎根本是重複做兩次工作

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‎先寫完報告,然後再說出來?

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‎但你喜歡說話,你整天都在說話

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‎我很確定
‎我從沒聽過你沒說話的時候

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‎我想說的是,口頭報告純粹只是在
‎折磨做報告的人

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‎你知道公開演講
‎是人們最害怕的事嗎?

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‎比死亡還害怕?

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‎沒錯

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‎我寧願不存在這個世上
‎也不要做口頭報告,麥斯

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‎如果麥飛蠅叫到我
‎我就告訴他口頭報告結束了

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‎不過,說不定他今天根本不會叫到我

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‎好,詹姆斯,你先上台

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‎還有,詹姆斯,你之前的六次作業
‎都因為咆哮而拿到F

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‎你這次必須拿到A,否則就會留級

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‎留級?

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‎這樣的話麥斯和我就不能同班了

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‎也代表午餐的時候

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‎我們不能在硬吞下沒有起司的披薩時
‎看著對方的眼睛了

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‎明年我要跟誰
‎一起假裝了解滲透作用?

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‎我需要你!

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‎你們不會有事的
‎只要詹姆斯有準備報告就好

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‎當然,沒問題,我就直接開始囉

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‎我要進行的口頭報告是...

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‎某件幾乎很難信以為真的事

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‎就是...我們親愛的
‎塵埃鎮家園的失落寶藏

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‎塵埃鎮的失落寶藏?

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‎最好是,聽起來像是一個馬廄
‎裝滿了我們蒼蠅通常會喜歡的東西

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‎不,是真的

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‎真的嗎?那我怎麼沒聽說過?

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‎因為從來沒有人發現過

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‎但傳說中寶藏就在外面某個地方

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‎被埋在了沙漠裡

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‎讓我看看,走開!

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‎沒錯

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‎很久很久以前

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‎最初來塵埃鎮開墾的人之中
‎有一位海盜

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‎他是一個惡棍,偷了珍貴的寶物...

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‎(麥斯:這招好像有用喔)

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‎然後藏在了沙漠的某個地方

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‎真的嗎?

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‎你以為我會相信
‎有個傳說中的海盜寶藏

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‎正等著某個人去發掘嗎?

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‎是啊

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‎寶藏就在某處
‎翻越粗石山,繞過羊腸徑

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‎過了清水溪,就埋在結腸洞的洞口

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‎那個寶藏是我的!

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‎(潮男鬍,寶藏獵人鬍)

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‎我就知道會有這一天

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‎我知道這一天會來臨,擴音器校長

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‎我會看著你的擴音器

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‎告訴你,我要辭職

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‎再見啦,學生們

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‎一切還真順利

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‎(滲透作用)

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{\an8}‎又在羊腸徑挫敗了
‎我要詛咒你,菲比爾船長!

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{\an8}‎你怎麼現在就在解迷宮?

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{\an8}‎萬一麥飛蠅發現你騙了他
‎關於寶藏的事,你一定會被留級

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{\an8}‎以後體育課下課後洗澡時
‎誰能幫我洗

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{\an8}‎我尾巴上難洗到的地方?

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‎麥斯,放輕鬆,我們不會被拆散的

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‎這就是失落寶藏最棒的地方

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‎塵埃鎮有史以來從來沒人找到過

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‎麥飛蠅老師也找不到
‎因為根本不存在

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‎這是完美的謊言

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‎我敢說
‎未來這一定會被稱作詹姆斯謊言

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‎未來的詹姆斯謊言?

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‎我去問問艾可

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‎(五金行)

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‎還好我夠幸運

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‎麥飛蠅太容易受騙
‎居然會相信沙漠裡有失落的寶藏

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‎沙漠裡的失落寶藏?

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‎-寶藏!
‎-沙漠裡的失落寶藏?

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‎有人在沙漠裡失落了寶藏嗎?

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‎-沙漠裡有寶藏?
‎-寶藏!

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‎-沙漠裡的寶藏?
‎-失落的寶藏?

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‎退後!這份寶藏是我的!

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‎別緊張,我相信大家在日落前
‎都會冷靜下來,不會有事的

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‎我可能錯了,事情大條了

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‎我這次真的搞出了一個詹姆斯災難

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‎糟糕!等到大家發現一切都是因為

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‎我做了假的口頭報告
‎他們一定會想殺了我

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‎萬一真相大白
‎麥飛蠅就會當了你,讓你留級

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‎我不能交低年級的朋友
‎這樣會害那些風雲人物瞧不起我

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‎好,一定有辦法解決這個情況

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‎只要有人找到寶物,一切就會落幕

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‎這表示我只要給鎮上的人
‎一個寶藏去找就行了

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‎天啊,我真是天才

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‎我會佈置線索,埋下寶藏
‎一旦有人找到

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‎麥飛蠅就會低聲下氣地回到這份工作
‎而我們就可以繼續在一起了

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‎但是沒有寶藏啊

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‎真的沒有嗎?

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‎不,沒有

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‎真的沒有嗎?

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‎不,沒有

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‎真的沒有嗎?

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‎沒有

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‎對,我們該走了

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‎好,這裡就是粗石山

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‎他們在繞過羊腸徑

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‎過了清水溪就會抵達

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‎最後的終點結腸洞

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‎菲比爾船長的寶藏就在這裡

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‎現在,我們要來埋寶藏了

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‎勞夫艾鼠的街機代幣?

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‎你一直藏起來不給我

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‎這裡挖起來真吃力

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‎怎麼...

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‎你忘記之前已經埋下過線索了嗎?

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‎-不,這不是我放的
‎-那是誰?

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‎喲呵...我的纖維人生

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‎是菲比爾船長!

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‎但現實之中根本沒有菲比爾船長啊

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‎見鬼了,嚇得你花枝亂顫

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‎一碗菲比爾穀片能讓你腸道更輕鬆

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‎我要把你們切碎
‎就像我纖維穀片中的小麥一樣

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‎-是菲比爾船長!
‎-是菲比爾船長!

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‎喲呵

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‎不准碰我的寶藏

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‎看我的肌肉!

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‎我不敢相信
‎自己居然會死在穀片吉祥物的雙手中

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‎你是說單手吧?他只有一隻手

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‎對不起,菲比爾先生
‎我沒想到我們會找到你的寶藏

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‎那孩子知道寶藏在哪裡,抓住他!

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‎像跳板一樣的懸崖?也太剛好了吧

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‎有什麼遺言要說嗎?你們這兩個無賴

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‎好

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‎說完了,“好”就是我的遺言
‎我是好好先生

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‎繼續走

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‎拜託不要殺了我們
‎我從來沒有覬覦你的寶藏

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‎我只是希望報告可以拿到A而已

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‎對不起

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‎不,別跟我道歉

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‎你該道歉的對象是他們

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‎而且要說得夠大聲,讓後面的人聽到

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‎對不起,如果取消口頭報告
‎就不會發生這種事了

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‎該怪的是報告

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‎你說什麼?

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‎別這樣

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‎好吧,是我沒有準備口頭報告

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‎因為我太沉迷於
‎想破解穀片包裝盒上的迷宮

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‎深陷其中無法自拔!

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‎所以我根據穀片盒上的藏寶圖
‎做了假的報告

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‎因為如果我沒報告
‎就會被當掉並且跟我的摯友分開

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‎我沒想到尋寶熱潮
‎會讓塵埃鎮陷入混亂

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‎所以為了解決這個問題
‎我佈置了假寶藏的線索,以免被抓到

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‎但我還是被抓到了
‎現在我得要承受一切的後果

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‎所以在這個虛構的纖維海盜
‎剝了我的皮之前

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‎我願意回答任何關於
‎塵埃鎮這個尋寶大騙局的問題

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‎他說什麼?

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‎這才是合格的口頭報告

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‎麥飛蠅老師?你就是菲比爾船長?

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‎原來詹姆斯跟我
‎都喜歡同一款高纖榖片

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‎身為一個好老師
‎我必須嚇到他做出真正的口頭報告

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‎你嚇到我跑出其他東西了

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‎你不是辭職了嗎?

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‎或許我應該讓擴音器校長
‎一起參與這個唬人計畫

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‎好吧

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‎-我拿到A了
‎-我們會繼續是同年級的同學

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‎-好耶!
‎-太好了!

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‎等等

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‎寶藏是你捏造出來的?

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‎只為了拿到好成績?

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‎而你早就知道這是
‎根據高纖榖片包裝盒編造出的謊言?

186
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‎這一切全是個唬人計畫?

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‎我這麼做都是為了孩子

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‎讓他們知道口頭報告的重要性

189
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‎拜託,我們只是小孩啊

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‎也對

191
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‎好啦,你們可以走了

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‎好喔,我當然很高興一切都順利落幕

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‎不,大家退後!

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‎救我,救救我啊!

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