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I'm all set.

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And my room's all cleared out.

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Have you decided what to do with it?

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Well, I'd like to put
a treadmill in there.

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Ah. That's a great idea.

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But your mother wants to keep it as it is.

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She's waiting for your life
to completely fall apart,

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so you'll come home and she'll
look after you until the end of her life.

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-No, no, that's not true.
-Kinda sad, Dad.

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-Mm.
-You're telling me.

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Okay. I'll load up the van now.

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Hey… Oh.

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No, come on, I'm smiling.

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Anna!

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Oh, Loredana, hi.

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Believe me, in two weeks' time
you'll be happy they're out of your hair.

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Though I know how you feel now.

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When Maya left home, and then Pietro too,
it was such an emotional time for me.

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Mm.

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Intimate.

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Yeah, yeah. Intimate.

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Times like these are intimate, yeah.

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-Yeah.
-There we go. All done now.

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But at least you'll be back soon
to watch soccer with your Dad, 'cause I…

25
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I mean, if I have to I will,
but I'd rather not…

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Yeah, Mom, I'll be back.

27
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-Okay.
-Uh, excuse me!

28
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But I really don't understand
why you wanna move to the city

29
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when it's so nice here.

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What the hell?

31
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-Bye now.
-Bye.

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Bye, Mom.

33
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-Bye, Mom.
-Aw.

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Right.

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Hey! Hey!

36
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Uh, tomorrow I'm making lasagna.
You wanna stop by?

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CAR AND VAN RENTALS THROUGHOUT ITALY

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I'm… I'm just kidding.

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-Just kidding…
-Oh, come on. Whatever.

40
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15 MONTHS LATER

41
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You know, Emilio and Alessandra,

42
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they only call me
when they need something from me now.

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They wouldn't even show up
for their aunt's funeral.

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Mm-hmm. Ah.
She was just another old lady to them.

45
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They saw her three times, hardly knew her.

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Mama, I'm sorry, but she was still family.

47
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-Stay strong, hon.
-Carlo.

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Hi there.

49
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I'm so sorry.

50
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And it all happened so unexpectedly.

51
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She gulped down whiskey like a fish
for 90 years.

52
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She was bound to croak soon.

53
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Hey, Alessandra, how's she doing?

54
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-Haven't seen her in a while.
-Oh, yeah.

55
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Great, yeah. Unfortunately she was not…

56
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Well, she wasn't able to make it today
because she had a… a job interview.

57
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Oh, an interview!
That's great! What is it?

58
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Uh…

59
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No, she didn't tell me,
she's superstitious.

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Heroine dealer.

61
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And what about Emilio?

62
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He had another funeral…
more important one.

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He couldn't make it.

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-Can we please get out of here?
-Yeah, I'll catch up.

65
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Her doctors keep switching
her meds on her,

66
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so she's really been
on an emotional roller coaster.

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Okay. See you, Anna.

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-Ciao.
-Bye, Anna.

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-Beautiful daughter. Hold on to that one.
-Yeah, okay. See you later.

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Ciao.

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W-W-Wait a second, okay?
Thanks. Thanks. Uh, listen…

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-You there?
-Yes, yes, Mom, I'm here.

73
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Ah, great.

74
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I ju-- I just wanted to tell you

75
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that Dad and I can't wait to get together
and celebrate your birthday.

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Me too.

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You know what I'm making for you?

78
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Stuffed guinea hen.

79
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Mom, please, seriously.
You know I'm vegan now.

80
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Oh come on, honey,
it's your birthday, though!

81
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Okay. Whatever. Fine.
I'll see you tomorrow.

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Ale, I also just wanted to say,

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I saw your profile picture
on WhatsApp, and…

84
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it looks a bit like an ad
for a Colombian brothel.

85
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Mom! Jeez!

86
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No, I mean, of course it's beautiful,
because you are.

87
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But do you have to use that one?

88
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What… What the hell are you talking about?

89
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To be posing half naked in front
of a mirror with your mouth all…

90
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I mean, I don't get it.

91
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It looks like your lips
are being sucked out by a vacuum cleaner.

92
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Mm, 'kay, I'll see you tomorrow.

93
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So tomorrow what time are you coming?

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At 1:30?

95
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Can we make it noon instead? Uh…

96
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So we can spend some time together,
and you can help me.

97
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Okay, then. Okay, then.

98
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-Bye. See you tomorrow.
-Bye, hon.

99
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-Bye, Mom. Bye, I have to go.
-Also… Honey?

100
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Uh…

101
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Hi there, Emi.

102
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So, hon,
there's been a slight change of plans,

103
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because your sister said
she wants to come at noon, not 1:00.

104
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So, you might as well
come then, too. Right?

105
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Come on, so we can be together
for her birthday, it'll be wonderful.

106
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Honey, I'll be expecting you, okay?
So make sure you're there.

107
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'Kay, honey, bye now.

108
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THE RESISTANCE

109
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Yeah, it was awesome,
we should totally go there again.

110
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I love you, baby.

111
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

112
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THE TRUE ITALIAN ESPRESSO

113
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Fine.

114
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Cleaning up now.

115
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Look, Anna,
I'm not willing to sit and starve

116
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just because you're feeling pissy.

117
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No, not pissy at all.

118
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Come on, m-maybe they've just forgotten,
or just got home late--

119
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Carlo, give me a break, okay?

120
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Hey, they're just kids!
It's only in their nature.

121
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They all leave their parents eventually.

122
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Not to mention that
in your family's specific case,

123
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in all likelihood
they can't stand your company.

124
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Gee thanks, Mama.

125
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Please don't call her again.
Stop calling her. It's so humiliating.

126
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Don't… Don't act like such a baby!

127
00:09:05,875 --> 00:09:08,541
I made this cake for her,
so I'll do what I want now.

128
00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:11,666
-But what if they come later?
-No, they won't, though. Mm-mm.

129
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If they do show up, they can
eat out of the garbage, just like rats.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

131
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-Just waiting here for Maya.
-Ah, how nice for you.

132
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Oh, and your kids?
Aren't they coming for lunch now?

133
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What?

134
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I thought
it was Alessandra's birthday today.

135
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Oh yeah, impressive memory.

136
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And she's not coming to celebrate?

137
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No, because she says she doesn't want me
to have to do all this cooking for her.

138
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She's gonna take us out somewhere.
She wants to surprise us.

139
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Oh. How nice!

140
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Well, because you know, eating at home
all the time can get a bit tiresome.

141
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You know how it can be.

142
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Well, we like it.

143
00:10:00,958 --> 00:10:03,625
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey!

144
00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:05,833
You Southerners,
you really do learn how to honk

145
00:10:05,916 --> 00:10:07,791
before you even learn to walk, huh?

146
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,000
Hi, honey.

147
00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:16,166
Ooh! Maya must be pregnant
with another one!

148
00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:18,166
No.

149
00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:20,500
Uh, no?

150
00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,458
Ah, that's my bad.

151
00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:25,166
See you.

152
00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:52,541
Hey, so where exactly
are we meeting up with Emilio?

153
00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:54,708
At a bar close to his office.

154
00:10:54,791 --> 00:10:58,291
Just a quick drink though,
because, uh, he's going to a dinner.

155
00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:01,541
Well, since we're quite close
to Alessandra's house,

156
00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:03,458
why don't we invite her?
Maybe she'll join us.

157
00:11:03,541 --> 00:11:04,625
Yeah, fat chance.

158
00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:06,125
Let's try. Why not?

159
00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:07,208
We can try.

160
00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:19,625
-This one?
-There she is. Right there.

161
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:25,791
See, she's smoking! That liar!
She swore to me she quit that.

162
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,416
-Hey, see the face she made just now?
-What face, huh?

163
00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:36,666
A face like, "God, that pain-in-the-ass
is calling again."

164
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:39,166
-Stop with the nonsense. No.
-No?

165
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,291
Whatever.

166
00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:41,833
Hey, come on.

167
00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:48,458
See that? See that? See that?

168
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,750
-Ah.
-See that face?

169
00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:52,333
Hi, Mom, what? I'm working right now.

170
00:11:53,416 --> 00:11:55,958
-Are you smoking again?
-No.

171
00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:57,666
No, I'm not smoking.

172
00:11:58,375 --> 00:11:59,541
Mom, what do you want?

173
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:03,666
It's just that we, uh… we're in the area
to have a drink with your brother, so…

174
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,166
-Yeah.
-Yes, but I'm wo--

175
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:07,166
Oh, Mom. I, uh…

176
00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:09,916
I won't be able to come home
for Christmas.

177
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,666
I completely forgot to tell you.

178
00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:14,416
-What's she saying?
-What are you saying?

179
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,708
It's just that
Rocco and I are going to Paris.

180
00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:18,708
I'm sorry, Mom,
I totally forgot to tell you.

181
00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:22,791
Hello? Mom?

182
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,833
Hey, Mom?

183
00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:27,458
Let's go.

184
00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:30,833
-We're here. Uh, we could say hi, though.
-I said go.

185
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,291
Let's go.

186
00:12:58,041 --> 00:13:00,791
So you know what puts me
in the Christmas spirit this year?

187
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,833
-No.
-It's hopefulness.

188
00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:06,666
My hope that Rocco
will soon dump our daughter

189
00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:09,375
and that she'll come crawling back
begging us to comfort her.

190
00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:12,583
Ah, crawling, huh? Very Christmassy.

191
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:16,375
And then she'll try to come in and…

192
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:19,000
and you'll say to her
with your loving smile,

193
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,833
"Uh, no. Darling, I'm so sorry.

194
00:13:21,916 --> 00:13:25,166
But your mom and I aren't just here
to wipe your ass for you anymore."

195
00:13:25,791 --> 00:13:27,958
Mm, maybe you'll tell her that, huh?

196
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,333
Good evening.

197
00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:30,916
-Hey! Hello.
-Hi, darling. Hello.

198
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,333
I made it.

199
00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:33,750
Oh, here. These ones here are…

200
00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:36,000
-These ones here are ironed.
-Oh, thanks.

201
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,375
Careful, don't crease them.

202
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,208
Thanks. And these ones
are my dirty shirts.

203
00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:40,791
If you have them ready before…

204
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,750
-Wednesday, that'd be perfect.
-Yes, yes.

205
00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,833
And dry cleaner's
out of the question, huh?

206
00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:46,916
Yeah. With the salary I get…

207
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,708
What, whining about money
to your mom and dad now?

208
00:13:49,791 --> 00:13:51,583
No, no, no. Uh, Azeglio is my boss.

209
00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:53,083
-These are my parents.
-Good evening.

210
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,791
-Good evening.
-My pleasure.

211
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:58,000
Yeah, I managed to figure that out.
Nice to meet you. Congrats on your son.

212
00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,166
Oh, thank you.

213
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,708
Congratulations, because it takes
two really selfless people

214
00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:04,375
not to have given him up
for adoption.

215
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:05,958
Am I right?

216
00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:07,541
I'm kidding around.

217
00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:10,541
Don't drink too much, we have that
call with the Americans in an hour, okay?

218
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:11,625
That's tonight?

219
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:14,166
No. When I say "in one hour,"
I mean in one hour,

220
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,625
but not today, tomorrow.

221
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:16,833
Oh, okay.

222
00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:18,875
"Okay" what? It's tonight.

223
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,750
Come on, wake the fuck up!
It's tonight, okay?

224
00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:22,333
-Tonight…
-Come on. Let's go.

225
00:14:22,416 --> 00:14:24,166
-Have a good evening, bye.
-Yeah.

226
00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:25,583
See you later.

227
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,875
Don't worry about it, Mom.
I'm… I'm used to it by now.

228
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,791
That guy there?

229
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,500
No, I don't care.
I wasn't thinking of him.

230
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,625
What?

231
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:42,333
No, your sister.

232
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,291
What's happened to her?

233
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:48,208
Well, she's not having Christmas
with us this year. She's going to Paris.

234
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,666
Oh wow, what a bitch, huh?

235
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:52,750
Well, I wouldn't use that word.
But that's the general idea.

236
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
And what will you do now?

237
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,416
What do you mean by that?

238
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,166
I don't know.
Alessandra won't be there for Christmas.

239
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,708
And I also sort of accepted
an invitation Uh…

240
00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:04,708
-Wh-- What--
-So I'll be gone.

241
00:15:04,791 --> 00:15:05,833
I'll see you after…

242
00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:08,333
Hey, but I'll be there,
with Mom and Grandma.

243
00:15:08,416 --> 00:15:09,833
-They care--
-Don't worry.

244
00:15:09,916 --> 00:15:13,000
We'll have a nice Christmas dinner
on the third, the fourth of January. Yeah?

245
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:15,166
-What do you think?
-Where are you going?

246
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:17,250
You heard him.
There's a conference call, and…

247
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,416
I'll get the shirts.

248
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,166
Uh… There.

249
00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,041
Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.

250
00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:23,166
-Honey…
-Bye.

251
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:27,375
Hold on.

252
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,458
So Christmas is canceled?

253
00:15:30,541 --> 00:15:32,916
So what? We'll have
a nice Christmas dinner on January third.

254
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,333
Date doesn't matter, huh?

255
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:35,875
Is Christmas in January now?

256
00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:39,125
Plus, after Christmas,
all the lamb is discounted.

257
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:41,750
They practically
give it away, really. Yeah.

258
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,750
Well, what do you want me to say, huh?

259
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,541
-Damn, you suck at this!
-Aw, come on.

260
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:11,625
Hey, look who's talking!
You look like a clown.

261
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:13,916
Going out looking like that!
The hell's that sweater ?

262
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:17,458
-Actually, I gave it to him.
-Ah.

263
00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:19,958
My dad got it while he was in Lapland.

264
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,875
Well, no, if you'd mentioned Lapland,

265
00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:24,125
I'd have said it was perfect
in that context,

266
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:25,666
since that sweater's perfect…

267
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,000
Anyway, how's your dad been?

268
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,958
He's good. Well, he and his girlfriend
have been traveling a lot.

269
00:16:30,041 --> 00:16:32,541
And Carlo and Anna?
How have they been doing?

270
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,000
Yeah. Mm… Well…

271
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:37,375
I don't know. They're mad
I'm not coming back for Christmas.

272
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:40,166
For the first time ever, I haven't
heard from them in a week, you know.

273
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,083
How are they?

274
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:45,000
-Oh, no, I haven't heard from them either.
-Oh, really?

275
00:16:45,791 --> 00:16:48,416
Well, hey, you guys, it's normal.

276
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,416
Well, no. Not for them, though.

277
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,083
It's never happened before.
It's not normal at all.

278
00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:56,500
-No?
-Mm.

279
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,875
Yeah. Besides, I won't
be there for Christmas either.

280
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,875
-Wait. You're joking.
-Well…

281
00:17:02,791 --> 00:17:03,916
You're not the only one…

282
00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:10,875
Nothing.

283
00:17:10,958 --> 00:17:13,000
Mom's not answering, neither is Dad.

284
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,083
Call up Grandma.

285
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,625
-Yes?
-Hello?

286
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:25,125
Grandma? Hi, it's Ale.

287
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,041
Were you still sleeping?
Am I disturbing you?

288
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:29,000
No, no, I wasn't sleeping.

289
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:32,125
-Yes, you're disturbing me. What is it?
-No. No, nothing.

290
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:34,041
Well, I'm just here with Emilio, and…

291
00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:35,750
Yeah, who gives a shit?

292
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,083
Grandma! Hi!

293
00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:39,083
So listen,
what's up with Mom and Dad, huh?

294
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:41,541
Because recently they're not calling
or answering their phone,

295
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,791
and we haven't heard from them.
Are they okay?

296
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,916
More than okay.
How would you feel if you were them?

297
00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:49,250
I guess old and bored?

298
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,208
Hey, don't be such an idiot.

299
00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:54,166
Come on, I highly doubt they're bored,
after what just happened to them.

300
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,291
Uh, but why? What just happened?

301
00:17:57,791 --> 00:17:58,958
Oh, how odd.

302
00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,541
They didn't tell you?

303
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,583
Uh, they inherited money from Aunt Tea.

304
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,583
Your mom was always so good to her,
she really deserves it.

305
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:11,125
-Who the fuck is Aunt Tea?
-But what did they get from her?

306
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,833
Oh, they didn't tell me.
It's a lot, though.

307
00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:15,083
Ciao, darlings.

308
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,541
Yeah. Ciao.

309
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,875
-What--
-Ah, that old hag from Ceccano.

310
00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:25,041
Huh?

311
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:33,375
PROMETHEUS

312
00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:39,791
Nothing. Not responding.

313
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,375
They won't answer my calls,
not my messages either…

314
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,416
-What's that?
-My parents.

315
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,916
They're usually clinging to me
like leeches, and now they're…

316
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:51,458
Are your folks clingy, too,
like you're still a ten-year-old?

317
00:18:52,541 --> 00:18:55,833
Mm… Well, actually,
my parents died when I was 12.

318
00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:59,041
-Ah.
-I miss them terribly.

319
00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:01,583
I'm sorry.

320
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:06,041
So you should insist. Keep calling them.

321
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,708
At least while they're still with you.

322
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:16,250
Did you seriously work
all night long on this?

323
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,958
Finished this morning. Yeah.

324
00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:18,916
Oh.

325
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,083
I think you must've passed out
around 2:00, 2:30.

326
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,916
You had a nightmare,
and in that nightmare you were an idiot.

327
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,875
Then you suddenly woke up…

328
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,166
…and wrote it all down,
in black and white here.

329
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,208
Am I right? Huh?

330
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,083
You gotta redo it by tomorrow morning.

331
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,333
Come on, wake the fuck up! Wake up, dude!

332
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:44,541
-I can't take this much longer.
-I understand.

333
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,833
If I were ever forced
into the "Emilio zone,"

334
00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:48,250
I'd cut and run too.

335
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:51,875
-There's gotta be limits.
-What's the "Emilio zone," sorry?

336
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,583
Oh, no, it's…

337
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:56,291
It's just this dumb thing that Marzio…

338
00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:57,750
Um…

339
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:00,875
I understand perfectly. I get it.

340
00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:14,666
You bastard!

341
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:16,666
Oh. What do you want?

342
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,208
So you lied, huh?

343
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,583
"Let's go together tomorrow,
I'm gonna be working all night."

344
00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:23,833
Well so? I just finished early.
And you? What's with you?

345
00:20:23,916 --> 00:20:25,666
Well, my brother's an asshole. The usual.

346
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:26,583
Shut up.

347
00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:28,833
Hey.

348
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:33,208
Now, I think we should make a point

349
00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:35,750
not to mention
the inheritance at all, okay?

350
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:37,541
-Let them bring it up.
-But why?

351
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:40,000
Otherwise, they'll know
that's why we came over.

352
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,458
-Oh!
-Hello!

353
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,875
What a surprise, huh?

354
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,083
Surprise!

355
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,625
You weren't answering the phone,
so we came to track you down.

356
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,791
-We wanted to see you.
-You disappeared.

357
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,000
-Come on!
-Hello!

358
00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,041
Hi, Mom!

359
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,458
-Hey.
-What were you up to?

360
00:21:00,541 --> 00:21:03,250
Me? Oh, I was just making dinner.

361
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:07,583
And… Well, you wanna come in?

362
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:10,041
We'd love to!
As long as we're not bothering you, eh?

363
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:12,041
But of course you aren't.
Hey, come on now!

364
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:14,250
I happen to have some wine,
I brought it for you.

365
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,791
-How's that look?
-So you were able to find your way here?

366
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,583
-Huh? What's that?
-You remembered the address, huh?

367
00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:20,916
-Ah.
-Ah.

368
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,875
-We got a comedian here.
-Okay.

369
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,500
Hey, I'm so sorry,
I really wasn't expecting you,

370
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,333
so this is all I've got for you.

371
00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:30,750
Are you kidding? Come on, Mom.
That's plenty. Don't worry.

372
00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:31,833
Well, not really.

373
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,625
It's so beautiful.
What is it?

374
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:37,125
Yes. Well, I thought
I'd cook up a nice giblet pie.

375
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:40,333
The filling contains some browned chunks
of chicken heart meat,

376
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:41,583
some liver, tripe, too.

377
00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:45,250
Comb of the rooster, and the wattle.

378
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:48,291
-May I serve you?
-Yes. Yes, yes.

379
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,500
Not a vegan anymore?

380
00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:54,333
Yes, but on special occasions,
I don't, uh… I don't…

381
00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,750
-Mm. Pass this to your brother.
-Sure.

382
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:00,875
Try this wine, here.
The guy from the wine shop recommended it.

383
00:22:00,958 --> 00:22:02,958
He said it won
"bottle of the year" in Abruzzo.

384
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:04,708
Ah, is that true?

385
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,041
Here you go.

386
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,625
How's that? How's that? Huh?

387
00:22:09,291 --> 00:22:11,083
Mm! Like a shit smear.

388
00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:14,583
No, I'm kidding.
It's good. It's full-bodied.

389
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,000
-"Full bodied."
-Thank you.

390
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:18,791
-So, how are things with Rocco now?
-Yeah, fine.

391
00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:20,125
-As usual.
-Oh.

392
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,666
And have you been thinking about adding a…

393
00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:25,083
Well, something to make it less "usual"?

394
00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:28,083
Come on, you know Alessandra can't
stand talking about these things, Anna.

395
00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:29,958
No, no, no, no, Dad. It's fine. No.

396
00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:34,250
I'm open. I… I actually enjoy discussing
this kind of… these topics with you.

397
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:39,125
Although, having children, ooh,
can be so expensive now. You know?

398
00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:43,000
Very costly, no?

399
00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:45,833
-Mm.
-Oh, and, Emilio, uh, what're you up to?

400
00:22:45,916 --> 00:22:49,166
-Me? I work, work, work, wo--
-Mm.

401
00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:51,166
But I'm not all that happy there.

402
00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:54,250
-But one has to pay the bills somehow.
-Mm.

403
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,875
-Since money doesn't grow on trees, huh?
-No, it doesn't.

404
00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:06,666
And how have you been? Hmm?

405
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,958
-Good. We've been really great.
-Mm-hmm.

406
00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:10,916
Fine as usual.

407
00:23:16,416 --> 00:23:18,541
Oh, I've decided not to go to Paris!

408
00:23:18,625 --> 00:23:19,875
My Christmas trip was… was…

409
00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:23,375
Well, it got canceled,
so I'll be here, with you.

410
00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:25,041
-Amazing!
-Oh! My God!

411
00:23:25,125 --> 00:23:27,083
-Yeah.
-I'll be here too.

412
00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:28,500
-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.

413
00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:31,666
-You too?
-Not because of a cancellation, though. I…

414
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:34,208
I intentionally chose to spend
my Christmas with you all.

415
00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:36,583
Call me immature if you like,

416
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:39,708
but I can still feel that umbilical cord
firmly attached to mom.

417
00:23:39,791 --> 00:23:42,333
-The umbilical cord, hear that?
-Mm-hmm.

418
00:23:42,416 --> 00:23:44,000
You're being a little…

419
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,708
a bit creepy. A little…

420
00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:49,791
You shut up.
Eat your rooster wattle there.

421
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:55,291
-Thank you.
-Ooh, that gave me a little heartburn.

422
00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:57,000
I just got so sleepy…

423
00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:58,916
Excellent.
Thanks a lot. It was a great night.

424
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,458
-Bye-bye.
-Bye. Good night.

425
00:24:00,541 --> 00:24:01,708
-Bye.
-Good night.

426
00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:03,166
Thanks again, Mom and Dad.

427
00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:04,583
-Shall I call you tomorrow?
-Yes.

428
00:24:04,666 --> 00:24:05,750
-Yes, yes.
-Okay, okay.

429
00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:08,291
-Good night. Go on, it's cold. See you.
-Bye. Bye, guys.

430
00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:10,875
-Bye.
-Uh… Sorry. I was wondering, uh…

431
00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:13,000
-How'd it go, the service for Aunt Tea?
-Oh…

432
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,291
I'm so sorry that I missed the funeral.
Wish I'd made it.

433
00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:16,875
It was nice, very moving.

434
00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:19,541
And the whole family was there,
everyone except you.

435
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,958
Unfortunately, look,
when I heard about it,

436
00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:24,541
I felt this pain in my chest,
and I just couldn't make it.

437
00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,125
And I was just too emotional, you know.

438
00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:27,166
Yes, same here.

439
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:31,250
Even if we didn't see her very much,
but I really and truly loved her.

440
00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:34,666
Yes, I was always very fond
of Aunt Tea. Yeah.

441
00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:35,791
Ah!

442
00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:37,583
Oh, yes.

443
00:24:37,666 --> 00:24:39,875
We completely forgot to tell you two.

444
00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:42,041
She actually left us
quite a bit of inheritance.

445
00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:44,041
-Quite a huge bit.
-Mm.

446
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,208
-Ah. Oh yeah? Is that so?
-How much?

447
00:24:47,291 --> 00:24:48,625
Six million.

448
00:24:48,708 --> 00:24:50,333
Six, imagine that.

449
00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:54,625
Well, it's good, no?

450
00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:56,833
-It's better than a kick in the ass, huh?
-Yeah.

451
00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:01,791
Uh, six million is…
is a lot of money, to spend, though.

452
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:02,750
It's not easy, I mean…

453
00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:05,416
No, in fact, I was thinking
of donating it, actually.

454
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,541
Considering how Aunt Tea was so generous.

455
00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:10,125
She'd probably want us to give it away
to the needy, you know.

456
00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:12,583
-Here. I'm needy.
-We're still figuring it all out.

457
00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:15,000
-No, I was joking.
-Yes, it's all in the bank, nice and safe.

458
00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:18,083
-Okay. Bye, kids. Bye. Ciao.
-Well, good night. You must be cold.

459
00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:20,500
-Maybe tomorrow we could grab something--
-Yeah. Bye!

460
00:25:35,958 --> 00:25:37,000
Damn, huh?

461
00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:39,583
Sh!

462
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,583
Yes!

463
00:25:46,291 --> 00:25:47,250
Stop that! No!

464
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:48,416
-Stop!
-Shut up!

465
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:11,500
To six million.

466
00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:13,333
Not bad, huh?

467
00:26:13,875 --> 00:26:17,000
Do you realize I'll be able to say goodbye
to this shitty life of mine!

468
00:26:18,958 --> 00:26:20,583
You mean your life with me?

469
00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:22,541
No. No, babe, it's not about you.

470
00:26:22,625 --> 00:26:24,916
No, when I say shitty life,
I'm mainly talking about my job.

471
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:25,958
Ah.

472
00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:28,500
You work with me.

473
00:26:29,958 --> 00:26:32,708
Yeah. All I'm saying is
that perhaps I'll have a chance now

474
00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:34,791
to understand what I really want to do
with my life,

475
00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:36,875
without obsessing over money. Yeah?

476
00:26:36,958 --> 00:26:37,875
You're right.

477
00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:40,625
But maybe you should do it
regardless of the money.

478
00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:42,958
After all,
it's your parents' money, no?

479
00:26:49,291 --> 00:26:51,583
Damn, honey!

480
00:26:51,666 --> 00:26:54,083
Why the fuck couldn't you
just try and support me?

481
00:26:54,166 --> 00:26:55,916
Couldn't you just
say something in support,

482
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,958
"Wow, so cool! Six million!
Let's fuck now!" Huh?

483
00:26:58,541 --> 00:26:59,416
No.

484
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,416
-But does it count if I say it now?
-No!

485
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:07,666
One more round for everyone!

486
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,583
No, no, Marzio! Not you. Not you.

487
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:17,166
Marzio, you pay for yourself.

488
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:19,916
You can pay. You can pay.

489
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,333
You see this, Marzio?

490
00:27:21,416 --> 00:27:23,250
This is the new "Emilio zone."

491
00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:25,250
You're never gonna get in here!

492
00:27:26,666 --> 00:27:28,875
Now let's all toast to Aunt Tea!

493
00:27:28,958 --> 00:27:31,916
Aunt Tea! Aunt Tea!

494
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:36,208
Aunt Tea! Aunt Tea! Aunt Tea!

495
00:27:36,291 --> 00:27:38,333
They don't wanna be around us anymore.

496
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,958
When did this happen? What did we do?

497
00:27:41,041 --> 00:27:43,625
'Cause I just really
didn't see this coming.

498
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,958
We used to do so many things together.

499
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:51,750
You remember Greece, hon?
All of us in a tent together.

500
00:27:52,666 --> 00:27:54,125
Hmm.

501
00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:56,666
We could do nice things together,
the two of us now.

502
00:27:56,750 --> 00:27:57,958
You think? Like what?

503
00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:00,958
Stuff like getting undressed, lying down…

504
00:28:01,041 --> 00:28:02,291
An MRI?

505
00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:04,833
Don't be morbid, Anna.

506
00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:08,916
Look, Carlo, really, I'm just
not in the mood to celebrate anything.

507
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,041
Let me remind you,
we haven't done it since Halloween,

508
00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:12,500
a year ago, maybe more.

509
00:28:12,583 --> 00:28:13,916
A year?

510
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:14,875
That's all?

511
00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:17,791
My performance, if you recall,
was remarkable.

512
00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:20,041
Solid work. Stamina.

513
00:28:23,416 --> 00:28:26,041
-And by the way, you were right.
-About the kids?

514
00:28:26,125 --> 00:28:29,291
Yeah, about the fact that they'd show up
just because of the money.

515
00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:33,166
Imagine when we tell them
it was all a lie, though.

516
00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:34,875
They'll disappear from our lives forever.

517
00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:37,375
Hey, good riddance.
Those kids are such assholes.

518
00:28:37,458 --> 00:28:39,250
Yeah, I know, they really are.

519
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,416
At least we'll have Christmas together,
like you always wanted.

520
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:47,125
Yes. All of us together
for one last Christmas.

521
00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:48,541
Mm.

522
00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:51,541
Ooh, ooh!

523
00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:53,000
A message from Emilio.

524
00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:56,833
-"Mom and Dad, I really love you."
-Mm.

525
00:28:56,916 --> 00:29:00,333
-Oh, honey, you know that…
-That they're assholes.

526
00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:03,791
-Mm.
-Though… it still feels nice, you know?

527
00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,333
I mean…

528
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:11,458
But how can we make them believe
that we're millionaires now?

529
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:13,708
Hey, don't worry, I have it planned out.

530
00:29:13,791 --> 00:29:15,625
-You do?
-Yeah, you'll see.

531
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,750
What about this one here?

532
00:29:19,833 --> 00:29:22,000
-It's pretty flashy, huh?
-How about this one?

533
00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:23,041
No, no.

534
00:29:31,541 --> 00:29:32,583
-Huh?
-Perfect!

535
00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:08,291
-Can I get in it?
-Knock yourself out.

536
00:30:14,125 --> 00:30:15,875
Hey.

537
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:18,833
How do you feel in it?

538
00:30:18,916 --> 00:30:21,708
You'll need a hydraulic pump
to suck me out of here.

539
00:30:21,791 --> 00:30:23,291
But it feels like heaven, huh?

540
00:30:23,916 --> 00:30:26,458
-How long you wanna rent it?
-Uh…

541
00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:28,458
Well, until Christmas.

542
00:30:28,541 --> 00:30:29,541
Okay.

543
00:30:29,625 --> 00:30:32,375
And… what kind of insurance
should I pay you?

544
00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:34,166
Let's just say, you damage her,

545
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,041
I'll cut your balls off
and feed 'em to the dog.

546
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:38,875
That's… That's quite reassuring to hear.

547
00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:41,875
-And that's a high deductible.
-Uh-huh.

548
00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:45,875
So, you're supposed to leave
for Amsterdam on Thursday

549
00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:47,000
and return on Monday.

550
00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:49,000
Okay. Fine by me, no problem.

551
00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:51,250
Yeah? Come in.

552
00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:53,250
Great. Here he is. Come, come.

553
00:30:53,833 --> 00:30:55,208
Anyway, no problem at all.

554
00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:56,541
-Here?
-Mm-hmm.

555
00:30:57,416 --> 00:30:58,375
Thank you.

556
00:30:59,041 --> 00:31:00,000
-So?
-Mm.

557
00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:01,416
-What's up?
-Huh?

558
00:31:02,291 --> 00:31:03,125
So how are you?

559
00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:06,041
Oh, I'm fine.
All good, thanks, yeah.

560
00:31:06,541 --> 00:31:10,416
Listen, I really wanted to let you know…
I've noticed great improvement from you.

561
00:31:10,958 --> 00:31:12,291
It's about time, you know?

562
00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:17,250
And I do take partial credit
for this improvement of yours,

563
00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:19,833
because without those daily
incessant injections

564
00:31:19,916 --> 00:31:22,458
of intense frustrations
that I give you…

565
00:31:23,125 --> 00:31:25,250
…you wouldn't have,
let's say, improved. You know?

566
00:31:25,875 --> 00:31:26,708
I don't know.

567
00:31:26,791 --> 00:31:27,708
Well, I know.

568
00:31:27,791 --> 00:31:28,958
Anyway, that's not the point.

569
00:31:29,041 --> 00:31:31,833
What I wanted to tell you
is that you're improving finally.

570
00:31:31,916 --> 00:31:34,916
And so finally, I can offer you
a position as a…

571
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:37,500
a partner.

572
00:31:37,583 --> 00:31:40,333
Mm? We'd be partners. That sound good?

573
00:31:41,916 --> 00:31:43,875
-Are you serious?
-Of course I'm serious.

574
00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:45,625
I'm done trying to mess with you.

575
00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:48,250
If you want, now,

576
00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:51,458
it's me and you who'll be
messing with all the others.

577
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,375
You know?

578
00:31:53,458 --> 00:31:54,916
Well, it wouldn't be that bad.

579
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,250
Obviously, you'd chip in a small amount,
let's say, just a small investment

580
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:02,250
to become a partner, just as I did,
way back when I first started here. Hmm?

581
00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:03,875
Of course. Of course.

582
00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:05,833
There. Also, because I know…

583
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,250
I mean, I heard that…

584
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,750
Rumor has it you have the means, now.

585
00:32:15,833 --> 00:32:18,166
-So…
-Oh, I get it, I get it.

586
00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:22,000
However, that money's not even mine.
It's my father's.

587
00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:23,708
Uh, and he's a very…

588
00:32:23,791 --> 00:32:26,541
very self-restrained person,
to say the very least.

589
00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:28,625
Let's just say he's the kind of guy

590
00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:30,583
who puts money under the mattress
his whole life.

591
00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:42,083
Well, looks like he pulled a few bills out
from the mattress, huh?

592
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:48,416
Oh, wow.

593
00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:50,333
Holy shit.

594
00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:57,958
Hi! Come down. Yeah!

595
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,500
I can't believe it!

596
00:33:06,583 --> 00:33:07,666
Believe it.

597
00:33:07,750 --> 00:33:08,833
Is it yours?

598
00:33:09,416 --> 00:33:11,708
-Let me try it.
-What, you crazy? I'm breaking it in now.

599
00:33:11,791 --> 00:33:13,875
-Come on, please, just a ride!
-Get in, I'm driving it.

600
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:14,833
Come on. Go!

601
00:33:14,916 --> 00:33:16,666
Look at this little thing!

602
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:18,541
Come on, don't hump my Ferrari!

603
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:19,791
-Ah!
-Don't act like a peasant!

604
00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:21,666
Hey-- Everyone's watching.

605
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,833
Come on, we'll make a fool of ourselves.

606
00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:44,208
Would you stop touching it?
Stop that. You're ruining it.

607
00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:46,541
-How am I ruining it? Come on.
-You're ruining it.

608
00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:54,791
Mm, give me a call back
around 3:00 today.

609
00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:57,291
Okay, then. All right, good.

610
00:33:57,375 --> 00:33:58,791
Thank you. Thanks a lot.

611
00:34:00,166 --> 00:34:03,500
Hey, I already told you.
You can only take one lollipop.

612
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,083
You've had three already.

613
00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:07,625
Sh--

614
00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:12,250
Mm-hmm.

615
00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:15,041
Oh, my God. Mom, what--

616
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,833
What are you wearing?

617
00:34:16,916 --> 00:34:18,166
Uh, uh, it's snakeskin.

618
00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:19,875
It's super soft. You wanna feel it?

619
00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,750
No, I can imagine.

620
00:34:22,333 --> 00:34:24,500
Four thousand euros.

621
00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:25,666
Ah.

622
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:30,500
I saw an ad for an apartment
for sale around here.

623
00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:31,625
It's just to die for.

624
00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:34,708
Oh, so did you decide
to make an investment?

625
00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:35,833
No.

626
00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:38,083
It'd be more like a gift, hon.

627
00:34:38,166 --> 00:34:40,000
I think you'll really love it.

628
00:34:41,041 --> 00:34:42,250
Would you like to come along?

629
00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:45,625
Yes! Yes, yes. Gladly come.

630
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:48,416
Anyway, you guys can handle
everything here, right?

631
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:49,541
You guys?

632
00:34:49,625 --> 00:34:50,500
Yeah, you.

633
00:34:51,416 --> 00:34:55,708
Sorry, do you seriously expect me
to fill cavities here in reception? Uh…

634
00:34:55,791 --> 00:34:57,916
Yes! Well done, great idea. Bye now!

635
00:34:59,083 --> 00:35:00,708
See ya.

636
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:05,833
My boss has invited me to
play golf with him next Saturday.

637
00:35:05,916 --> 00:35:08,166
He says he'd love if you could come too.

638
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:10,875
-But he barely knows me.
-That's the point.

639
00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:12,500
-It's a chance to get to know you.
-Ah.

640
00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:14,375
I don't know how to play, though.

641
00:35:14,458 --> 00:35:15,791
No, don't worry about that.

642
00:35:15,875 --> 00:35:18,125
We'll just walk around
on the green, you know.

643
00:35:18,208 --> 00:35:20,208
-We'll hang out a little bit. That's it.
-Ah.

644
00:35:20,291 --> 00:35:22,125
Listen. Uh…

645
00:35:22,208 --> 00:35:23,583
Take this check here.

646
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:29,250
Put it in the glove compartment.
I don't want to carry it around.

647
00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:31,875
It's for the WWF.

648
00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:34,750
Your mom and I
are trying to save a little island

649
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,750
where six otariids are living.

650
00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:39,916
-What the fuck are otariids?
-"What the fuck are otariids?"

651
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,333
It's a sort of endangered seal,
which lives in the Galápagos!

652
00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:45,083
Seventy thousand euros for these otariids?

653
00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:46,458
Seventy thousand euros.

654
00:35:46,541 --> 00:35:48,625
Look, what's happening to them
is so heartbreaking.

655
00:35:48,708 --> 00:35:51,208
And you know, your Mom is obsessed
with charity, now.

656
00:35:51,291 --> 00:35:53,125
She's such a darling, a real darling.

657
00:35:53,208 --> 00:35:54,833
What's that?

658
00:35:54,916 --> 00:35:57,541
It's the car. The car is… It's rebelling.

659
00:35:59,916 --> 00:36:03,541
And this is the terrace.
Very spacious and very quiet out there.

660
00:36:05,208 --> 00:36:08,416
We have on staff gardeners,
who tend weekly to the grounds.

661
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,875
Anything you need, just give us a call,
and we'll be here to help.

662
00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:14,333
-Wow, it's truly so beautiful.
-Yes.

663
00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:18,416
-And how many people will be living here?
-Well, two or…

664
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:21,125
Perhaps, who knows, maybe three…

665
00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:22,750
Four, or even five.

666
00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:24,666
Excuse me, one second.

667
00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:26,375
Hello?

668
00:36:28,791 --> 00:36:31,541
-Do you like it?
-Yes, I really do! Yes, yes!

669
00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:35,291
It's so beautiful, really.
It's gigantic.

670
00:36:35,916 --> 00:36:37,041
Truly, though…

671
00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:40,458
But can you imagine
living here? It must be…

672
00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:46,625
Listen, I wanted to tell you,
um, I quit smoking.

673
00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:49,250
Oh, I'm so glad to hear that.
That's great.

674
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,666
But one more thing, though…

675
00:36:53,791 --> 00:36:55,750
I stopped taking my birth control.

676
00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:58,250
-Have you really?
-Yes.

677
00:36:58,333 --> 00:36:59,583
Oh, honey.

678
00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:02,666
-Oh, since when?
-Today.

679
00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:04,750
Starting today,
I decided I'm gonna stop now.

680
00:37:04,833 --> 00:37:07,166
I'll just focus on doing things properly.

681
00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:08,125
Yeah.

682
00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:11,291
Wow, will you look at that?

683
00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:13,333
Great.

684
00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:18,458
All this is going to be
very useful for the physiotherapy.

685
00:37:19,041 --> 00:37:22,833
Sure, we'll have to install handrails,
so the old folks won't slip and fall.

686
00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:24,375
Mm.

687
00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:27,541
What old folks?

688
00:37:27,625 --> 00:37:29,375
The ones who'll come and live here.

689
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,125
-Ah.
-Yes.

690
00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:35,208
Well, because I'm going to be taking over
Aunt's Tea work with this organization.

691
00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:39,791
They provide housing to low income
elderly people who need a place to stay.

692
00:37:39,875 --> 00:37:42,416
You know, and lonely people
who're neglected by their family.

693
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:45,291
Mm. But, Mother, really?

694
00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:46,333
You have no idea

695
00:37:46,416 --> 00:37:48,791
how many asshole children
leave their parents

696
00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:50,625
and just abandon them.

697
00:37:50,708 --> 00:37:53,166
Just such a sad thing.

698
00:38:05,958 --> 00:38:08,041
You should have seen her face

699
00:38:08,125 --> 00:38:11,041
when I told her that that pool
was meant for the elderly.

700
00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:14,875
You're monsters, you know that?

701
00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:16,041
Mm. We are?

702
00:38:16,125 --> 00:38:18,291
-They are the real monsters, Mama.
-Mm.

703
00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:19,666
They've neglected her for years.

704
00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:22,375
-They treat her like shit, you know?
-No, we're treated like shit.

705
00:38:22,458 --> 00:38:24,791
-Yeah, but you're the one who gets upset.
-Mm.

706
00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:27,333
Sh, sh, sh, sh!

707
00:38:28,125 --> 00:38:29,458
Alessandra.

708
00:38:32,458 --> 00:38:34,500
Oh, honey, hello!

709
00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:39,208
Uh, just at the church right now,
here with Father Ciro.

710
00:38:39,291 --> 00:38:42,500
Yes, because, um,
I'm giving him a donation for…

711
00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:45,000
for his mission work in Nigeria.

712
00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:46,666
Sure, of course.

713
00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:48,583
Yeah, where? At Shedo's?

714
00:38:49,375 --> 00:38:51,083
No, of course. No need to ask me.

715
00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:54,416
I won't even sit down
if a place isn't Michelin-starred.

716
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,583
Well, hon, see you tomorrow.

717
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:58,250
Bye, bye, bye.

718
00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:00,833
"I won't sit if it's not
Michelin starred?" That's so disgusting!

719
00:39:00,916 --> 00:39:03,625
Look, I'm starting to think
you've gone too far.

720
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:06,416
'Cause revenge can be a little bit
like getting too drunk.

721
00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:09,708
When you need to stop,
you're just unable to.

722
00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:13,500
But of course. Because getting drunk
feels so damn good, Mama.

723
00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:15,916
Cheers.

724
00:39:18,666 --> 00:39:19,958
Hi, Lori.

725
00:39:20,041 --> 00:39:21,250
-Hi.
-Hello!

726
00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:23,375
You know, I'm heading to the city
to meet up with Ale.

727
00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:24,875
Oh, how great!

728
00:39:24,958 --> 00:39:27,208
And Carlo's off to play golf with Emilio.

729
00:39:27,291 --> 00:39:31,708
Yes, I'm gonna go swing some sticks around
as they say in golf lingo.

730
00:39:31,791 --> 00:39:34,291
The kids show up quite a bit
more often these days, don't they?

731
00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:36,541
Oh, yes,
they're like leeches, aren't they?

732
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:38,833
Yes, but we have fun though.

733
00:39:38,916 --> 00:39:40,291
We like meeting them in the city,

734
00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:42,625
because having them here
for lunch as usual,

735
00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:45,291
was starting to get a little boring, yeah.

736
00:39:45,375 --> 00:39:49,041
But I understand…
…that some people like that.

737
00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:51,250
Sure, I get it. Uh, yes, I…

738
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,458
Uh, yes. Uh…

739
00:39:56,541 --> 00:39:58,125
What are you doing, the limbo?

740
00:39:58,208 --> 00:40:00,208
I said to him,

741
00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:02,083
"You should get a SUV instead,

742
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:03,500
because if I have to lie down,

743
00:40:03,583 --> 00:40:05,750
I may as well do it on my sofa
in the house."

744
00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:07,958
But when it comes to cars,
men can be so picky!

745
00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:11,000
Vincenzo really isn't interested
in cars at all.

746
00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:12,333
He couldn't care less for them.

747
00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:14,458
Oh, well, good thing,

748
00:40:14,541 --> 00:40:17,083
because with that Polish minivan
you've got there,

749
00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:18,916
if he cared he'd have killed himself.

750
00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:22,541
Honey, you're getting nastier and nastier,
you know?

751
00:40:24,458 --> 00:40:25,416
Ciao!

752
00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,916
-Here's your table.
-Thank you.

753
00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:44,208
Would you like an aperitif?

754
00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:49,166
Yes. Two, uh, Dom Pérignon.
S'il vous plait.

755
00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:52,958
-Merci.
-Just to celebrate.

756
00:40:58,541 --> 00:40:59,416
What's wrong?

757
00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:04,666
It's really been ages since
we did something together.

758
00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:06,000
Just us two.

759
00:41:06,083 --> 00:41:07,125
You're exaggerating.

760
00:41:07,625 --> 00:41:08,666
No, it's true.

761
00:41:16,625 --> 00:41:18,750
I promise that we'll do this more often.

762
00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:22,583
I'd like that.

763
00:41:35,208 --> 00:41:36,416
What's wrong?

764
00:41:37,125 --> 00:41:38,333
What do you mean?

765
00:41:38,416 --> 00:41:40,291
It's just that sometimes you…

766
00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:42,000
…have the expression of a stupid pigeon,

767
00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:45,000
as if you're about to speak,
but then you say nothing.

768
00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:46,750
-A pigeon, you say?
-There he is.

769
00:41:47,416 --> 00:41:48,291
Dad! Here.

770
00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:51,833
Now, let me do the talking, okay?
I'll finagle him.

771
00:41:52,833 --> 00:41:55,375
-Yeah, but this is my father, you know--
-I know, I know.

772
00:41:55,458 --> 00:41:58,041
I… I meant "finagle" in a good way.
He'll make a lot of money.

773
00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:02,791
And plus, I said I'll finagle him,
not fuck him over, okay?

774
00:42:02,875 --> 00:42:04,958
Well, hopefully not.

775
00:42:05,750 --> 00:42:06,833
-Good morning!
-Good morning.

776
00:42:06,916 --> 00:42:08,958
-Sorry I'm late getting here!
-No worries.

777
00:42:09,041 --> 00:42:10,625
-You remember my boss?
-No bosses here.

778
00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:13,041
-Nice to meet you. Azeglio de Frescobaldi.
-Nice to meet you.

779
00:42:13,125 --> 00:42:14,333
You can call me De Frescobaldi.

780
00:42:14,416 --> 00:42:16,500
Carlo Delle Fave.
You can call me Delle Fave.

781
00:42:17,708 --> 00:42:19,458
What are you laughing at?
You're a Delle Fave.

782
00:42:19,541 --> 00:42:20,708
Ah. It's nice, here, isn't it?

783
00:42:20,791 --> 00:42:22,000
-You like it?
-A lot.

784
00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:32,458
Millet tacos with celery and turnip purée,
and asparagus from Cantello.

785
00:42:33,541 --> 00:42:34,916
Cantello!

786
00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:39,166
Marinated pumpkin tartare with
garlic slices and pink grapefruit.

787
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:43,125
Beetroot crackers, with cucumber mousse.

788
00:42:44,416 --> 00:42:47,125
Salicornia salad with milk cream.

789
00:42:47,208 --> 00:42:50,000
Smoked potato spaghetti with
locally-sourced bell peppers.

790
00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:51,583
Yellow cherry tomato pesto.

791
00:42:51,666 --> 00:42:52,791
Mandarin tarte tatin.

792
00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:55,083
And a Pop Art torte
called "Dreaming of New York,"

793
00:42:55,166 --> 00:42:56,791
an homage to Andy Warhol.

794
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:00,708
There you go.

795
00:43:01,291 --> 00:43:03,500
-Did you enjoy it?
-Very good, thank you.

796
00:43:03,583 --> 00:43:04,791
Yes, yes, thank you.

797
00:43:10,166 --> 00:43:11,416
Well, what can I say?

798
00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:12,583
Thank you.

799
00:43:12,666 --> 00:43:13,916
-Thanks to you.
-No.

800
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,500
No, no. It's all thanks to you, really.

801
00:43:17,125 --> 00:43:19,166
Maybe we can do it again, if you want.

802
00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:21,083
Whenever you want.

803
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:24,375
And plus, when you go out for a meal,
you should really enjoy it.

804
00:43:24,458 --> 00:43:27,666
You should live it up,
you should spare no expense.

805
00:43:28,833 --> 00:43:30,250
I'm off to the bathroom now.

806
00:43:30,916 --> 00:43:34,291
Don't even wanna know
how much you're spending here.

807
00:43:34,375 --> 00:43:35,833
I might faint, I swear.

808
00:43:36,666 --> 00:43:37,875
Thank you, honey.

809
00:43:56,416 --> 00:43:58,416
What an amazing shot.

810
00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,583
-Bravo. Bravo.
-What, are you surprised, now?

811
00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:02,166
No.

812
00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:04,666
So Emilio mentioned
that you received a nice…

813
00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:08,208
Let's say an unexpected gift from life.

814
00:44:08,291 --> 00:44:10,583
Well, from death, I'd say.

815
00:44:10,666 --> 00:44:12,666
Of course. It's all the same to me.

816
00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:16,708
Life or death, as long as
someone coughs up the dough.

817
00:44:18,375 --> 00:44:20,625
Anyway, if you want,
we could have a chat later,

818
00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:24,500
because if that gift of yours is
not unwrapped and is left sitting around,

819
00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:27,250
well, it's as useless as a limp dick.

820
00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:28,666
Am I right?

821
00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,791
You're a poet.

822
00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:33,916
-Why don't you take a shot?
-No, thanks, I don't know how.

823
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,333
Of course you can. It's easy.
Come here. I'll show you. Here.

824
00:44:36,416 --> 00:44:38,750
What a little dickhead,
this guy!

825
00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:40,333
You don't go alone?

826
00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:42,041
Yeah, I'll go alone.

827
00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:45,166
Excuse me.

828
00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,541
Excuse me.

829
00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:47,708
Tell me.

830
00:44:47,791 --> 00:44:49,041
Um, listen.

831
00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:52,708
Uh, so by any chance, can I pay with
meal vouchers? The "Ticket Restaurants"?

832
00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:54,000
No.

833
00:44:54,083 --> 00:44:56,000
Oh, no. Of course not.

834
00:44:56,083 --> 00:44:59,583
I'd have needed three hundred of them,
anyway. So…

835
00:45:00,208 --> 00:45:02,083
All right. I'll pay by check.

836
00:45:02,625 --> 00:45:04,375
-Relax.
-Yes, relaxed.

837
00:45:04,458 --> 00:45:06,208
Now you widen your legs.

838
00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:09,791
-Pelvis. Yes, a bit more pelvis.
-I got it. I got it!

839
00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:11,291
-What's with this guy?
-Just…

840
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,125
Like I said before, regarding that gift,
uh, if you chose to donate it premortem,

841
00:45:16,208 --> 00:45:18,333
it's much better
in terms of tax benefits, eh?

842
00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:21,375
Sure, like parent-child relationships.
They are better premortem, too.

843
00:45:28,791 --> 00:45:30,541
Oh my God.
Oh my God, did I hurt you?

844
00:45:30,625 --> 00:45:32,041
Huh?

845
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,625
Look.

846
00:45:37,708 --> 00:45:40,041
You really clobbered me!

847
00:45:40,125 --> 00:45:42,291
Ouch. Ouch.

848
00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:44,583
All right, all right.
I'm almost done.

849
00:45:45,458 --> 00:45:48,875
All right then. Next week,
I'll put in the temporary implants.

850
00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:52,666
And then, the permanent ones.

851
00:45:55,791 --> 00:45:57,583
We have to talk
to Mom and Dad now.

852
00:45:58,333 --> 00:45:59,166
Huh?

853
00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:02,916
We have to go talk
to Mom and Dad right now.

854
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,875
They're squandering the whole inheritance.

855
00:46:04,958 --> 00:46:09,000
The Ferrari, the fucking charities.
There won't be anything left for us.

856
00:46:09,083 --> 00:46:11,166
It's still their money, though. Isn't it?

857
00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:12,958
Yes, I know. But if you get six million,

858
00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:15,625
I mean, and your kids need help,
you don't give them a single euro?

859
00:46:15,708 --> 00:46:18,166
Come on. Do you know what
I could accomplish with two million?

860
00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:22,250
Yeah, but why two million?

861
00:46:23,333 --> 00:46:26,041
Because two for me,
two for Emilio, and two for them.

862
00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:28,208
They're a couple, it counts as one person.

863
00:46:28,291 --> 00:46:29,666
Yeah.

864
00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:30,625
Wait.

865
00:46:30,708 --> 00:46:31,666
Who is it?

866
00:46:32,166 --> 00:46:34,125
-That's mom now.
-Answer it.

867
00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:35,333
That's what I'm doing.

868
00:46:36,333 --> 00:46:39,291
-Hello?
-Hi. How's Emilio doing?

869
00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:41,833
-Like, pretty shitty.
-Well, he's in pain.

870
00:46:41,916 --> 00:46:43,750
He's really shaken up, too, yeah.

871
00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:45,708
Mm. Well, Dad feels very guilty.

872
00:46:46,333 --> 00:46:49,208
I can imagine.
He was already socially awkward before.

873
00:46:49,291 --> 00:46:51,500
It'll be even worse now without his teeth.

874
00:46:51,583 --> 00:46:52,625
What the fuck?

875
00:46:52,708 --> 00:46:56,166
So, I was going to say,
Dad and I wanted to see you both.

876
00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:58,583
How about we have lunch
at Piero's on Sunday?

877
00:46:58,666 --> 00:47:02,500
So we can talk about everything,
the inheritance, and… and all that.

878
00:47:03,083 --> 00:47:06,083
Okay. Great,
so then I'll see you on Sunday.

879
00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:10,041
-I love both of you.
-I do too!

880
00:47:10,666 --> 00:47:12,041
-I love you more.
-Bye.

881
00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:13,041
Bye.

882
00:47:14,083 --> 00:47:15,916
-Finally, huh?
-Yeah.

883
00:47:18,875 --> 00:47:21,083
After lunch, I'll go and return the car.

884
00:47:21,166 --> 00:47:23,000
Maybe I'll let Emilio drive,
so he'll be happy.

885
00:47:23,083 --> 00:47:24,375
It'll help soften the blow.

886
00:47:24,958 --> 00:47:27,666
We could've at least waited
until Christmas, come on.

887
00:47:27,750 --> 00:47:31,125
Look, the other day Emilio's boss
was all over me asking for my money.

888
00:47:31,208 --> 00:47:33,458
I didn't know what to do.
I can't push this further.

889
00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:36,583
And how are we gonna tell them? Hmm?

890
00:47:36,666 --> 00:47:37,500
I don't know.

891
00:47:37,583 --> 00:47:41,041
We'll just say,
"It's all a big lie. It was just a joke."

892
00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:42,500
It's not like we killed someone.

893
00:47:42,583 --> 00:47:45,583
Yeah. Plus, look, we need
to have a real talk, you know?

894
00:47:45,666 --> 00:47:46,583
Because we're a family.

895
00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:49,208
They really can't just keep treating us
like we're doormats.

896
00:47:49,291 --> 00:47:51,958
"Pay this. Uh, wash this."
Like we're their servants.

897
00:47:52,041 --> 00:47:53,708
Yes. There they are.

898
00:47:56,291 --> 00:47:57,791
You really busted his face, hon.

899
00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,500
Oh, please, if I hadn't told you
you'd hardly have noticed.

900
00:48:00,583 --> 00:48:02,000
-Hi, Mom.
-Sweetie.

901
00:48:02,083 --> 00:48:03,125
Your teeth?

902
00:48:03,208 --> 00:48:06,291
Oh, Rocco will give me the temporary ones
in two days.

903
00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:08,875
-I'm so sorry, son.
-No, don't worry about it.

904
00:48:08,958 --> 00:48:09,875
What…

905
00:48:09,958 --> 00:48:12,375
And anyway,
this golf game is for stupid people.

906
00:48:12,458 --> 00:48:14,875
Why the hell do they give you
these long dangerous iron sticks,

907
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:16,291
It's so obvious that…

908
00:48:18,333 --> 00:48:19,958
someone'll get hurt, you know?

909
00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:22,833
Giulia! We're all here.

910
00:48:26,791 --> 00:48:29,625
Listen, can you get us
four linguine Piero, to start with?

911
00:48:29,708 --> 00:48:31,166
-That good?
-Perfect.

912
00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:32,125
Thank you.

913
00:48:35,958 --> 00:48:38,125
-Mm.
-It's all you.

914
00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:39,708
-You sure? Not you?
-Hmm.

915
00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:42,875
You're so much better
at this maternal stuff.

916
00:48:42,958 --> 00:48:44,083
Yeah, nice try.

917
00:48:45,458 --> 00:48:46,416
Oh, what's this?

918
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:49,333
Oh, we're already celebrating, huh?

919
00:48:49,416 --> 00:48:50,666
Uh, yes, because…

920
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:54,375
…it's just a little gift for you.
An early Christmas thing.

921
00:48:55,041 --> 00:48:57,958
-What a nice smell.
-The suspense!

922
00:48:58,041 --> 00:49:01,166
Well, it's the same amount for both,
so there won't be any jealousy.

923
00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:04,750
Yes, the ATM gave us different bills,
but the sum is the same for both.

924
00:49:08,208 --> 00:49:09,166
Yeah.

925
00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:12,458
It's 150 euros.

926
00:49:12,958 --> 00:49:13,958
Listen, kids.

927
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:18,958
We played a… a little prank on you.

928
00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:22,875
-Oh.
-Oh, I see. I see. Right.

929
00:49:22,958 --> 00:49:24,708
We were actually discussing it between us,

930
00:49:24,791 --> 00:49:27,375
like, "Damn, they're stingy!
Keeping it all for themselves."

931
00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:28,916
But in fact… Okay.

932
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,375
Listen, anyway,
so all pranks aside, uh…

933
00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:34,791
I was thinking of opening a bank account
with my share. What do you think?

934
00:49:38,125 --> 00:49:40,416
No, I don't think you understand.

935
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:41,833
All we're able to give you is…

936
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:43,916
is this here.

937
00:49:49,791 --> 00:49:50,625
What?

938
00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:53,958
Let's go.

939
00:49:55,958 --> 00:49:58,708
Yes, if I stay one more second,
I swear I'll fucking lose it at you!

940
00:49:58,791 --> 00:50:00,208
Hey, don't exaggerate, now, okay?

941
00:50:00,291 --> 00:50:03,041
Are you serious? 150 euros?
You can fuckin' keep it!

942
00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:05,000
-How pathetic!
-You're the pathetic one.

943
00:50:05,083 --> 00:50:08,166
You've become disgustingly greedy!
And with your own kids, even!

944
00:50:08,250 --> 00:50:10,291
What kids? Those who only
show up when there's money?

945
00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:12,875
Oh, no, stop it!
None of this guilt-tripping!

946
00:50:12,958 --> 00:50:14,333
Was it so hard to help us out?

947
00:50:14,416 --> 00:50:16,625
Help you out? We've never
done anything but help you!

948
00:50:16,708 --> 00:50:18,625
-Oh!
-Let's just go, huh?

949
00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:21,375
Just let them live
their millionaire lives alone.

950
00:50:22,541 --> 00:50:25,666
Better off alone than with
two selfish dickheads like you!

951
00:50:25,750 --> 00:50:27,333
I'm gonna bust his molars too.

952
00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:38,125
We gave them everything.

953
00:50:38,208 --> 00:50:41,166
Changed their diapers,
and paid vacations, university.

954
00:50:41,250 --> 00:50:44,166
We made so many sacrifices
and now they call me stingy.

955
00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:48,666
Well, you can't exactly blame them.
They think we inherited six million euros.

956
00:50:49,166 --> 00:50:50,416
Is it their money, though?

957
00:50:51,041 --> 00:50:52,958
No, okay, but 150 euros for Christmas,

958
00:50:53,041 --> 00:50:54,875
I mean, it's true
we could've done a bit better.

959
00:50:54,958 --> 00:50:57,250
-Oh yeah?
-Yes, you really are a bit stingy.

960
00:50:57,333 --> 00:51:00,125
Stingy? I'm just frugal. Not stingy. Hey--

961
00:51:00,916 --> 00:51:03,833
Emilio makes 2,000 euros a month,
and that's more than my pension.

962
00:51:03,916 --> 00:51:06,708
And she makes a thousand
for doing nothing. Come on!

963
00:51:06,791 --> 00:51:10,000
You know what?
Christmas without them would be a relief.

964
00:51:11,208 --> 00:51:12,041
Listen.

965
00:51:13,708 --> 00:51:16,458
Listen, Carlo, don't you even
joke about that right now.

966
00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:19,166
Some idea you had!
Look at the mess you've made of this all.

967
00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:21,041
I made? I did all of this for you!

968
00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:23,583
You were obsessed.
You couldn't stop talking about them.

969
00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:26,708
Couldn't you just leave these kids be,
instead of playing the victim?

970
00:51:26,791 --> 00:51:29,875
This goddamn stupid Christmas
is driving me insane!

971
00:51:37,208 --> 00:51:38,958
Here's what we're gonna do.

972
00:51:39,583 --> 00:51:42,916
I'll go talk to Emilio,
and you'll talk to Alessandra,

973
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,416
and we'll explain everything calmly.

974
00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:46,250
They'll understand. It'll work out.

975
00:51:46,958 --> 00:51:49,375
I don't want to have Christmas
without them.

976
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,958
Mamma mia! What a pain in the ass!

977
00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:56,375
I made him pay.

978
00:51:56,458 --> 00:51:57,791
-Was that wrong of me?
-No.

979
00:51:57,875 --> 00:51:59,916
Yeah. You mess up, you pay up.

980
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,666
-Am I right?
-Yeah.

981
00:52:01,750 --> 00:52:03,583
-Here you go.
-Oh, thanks. Thanks a lot.

982
00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:05,000
Listen, Ezio,

983
00:52:05,083 --> 00:52:07,541
since all your colleagues hate you,
how about you pay the bill?

984
00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:09,750
Perhaps this way
they'll like you a little bit more, eh?

985
00:52:09,833 --> 00:52:11,125
Okay.

986
00:52:11,208 --> 00:52:12,708
Am I right?

987
00:52:12,791 --> 00:52:14,958
-Let's say, "Thanks, Ezio."
-Thanks, Ezio.

988
00:52:30,083 --> 00:52:32,416
What are you doing here?
I was going back to work.

989
00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:33,958
Rocco fixed your teeth?

990
00:52:34,041 --> 00:52:37,500
Too bad, you were cute,
kinda talking like a hamster.

991
00:52:38,041 --> 00:52:39,125
Something you wanted to say?

992
00:52:39,875 --> 00:52:43,458
Nothing. I wanted to say hi
and, uh, make peace.

993
00:52:43,541 --> 00:52:44,875
You wanna go drive?

994
00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:48,083
No. You're throwing me a bone?

995
00:52:48,166 --> 00:52:49,916
Come on. Let's chat a little bit.

996
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,125
Plus, I have something
that I want to tell you.

997
00:52:52,208 --> 00:52:54,583
Delle Fave. Hi there.

998
00:52:54,666 --> 00:52:56,666
-How are you?
-Fine. Haven't heard from you.

999
00:52:57,250 --> 00:53:00,041
Eh, it's, uh… It's complicated right now,

1000
00:53:00,125 --> 00:53:02,125
-So many things to sort out. Uh…
-Sure.

1001
00:53:02,208 --> 00:53:03,375
Well, you could have told me.

1002
00:53:03,458 --> 00:53:05,708
I made you and Emilio a great offer.

1003
00:53:06,208 --> 00:53:09,208
I'd have appreciated at least
a… a yes or a no. That's all.

1004
00:53:10,333 --> 00:53:11,500
Yeah, you're right.

1005
00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:13,666
Of course,
expecting anything from Emilio here,

1006
00:53:13,750 --> 00:53:15,416
would be pretty fucking stupid.

1007
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:16,875
You know?

1008
00:53:33,875 --> 00:53:34,958
Hey, honey?

1009
00:53:35,625 --> 00:53:36,541
Can I come in?

1010
00:53:36,625 --> 00:53:38,708
No, I don't want to see anyone.

1011
00:53:40,333 --> 00:53:42,125
I just have something important
to tell you.

1012
00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:44,125
I brought you a gift.

1013
00:53:44,208 --> 00:53:46,500
No, I don't want any gifts from you.

1014
00:54:13,916 --> 00:54:15,791
Are you going somewhere?

1015
00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:20,458
Oh, no. I'm moving out.

1016
00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:24,458
But what's going on here?

1017
00:54:25,416 --> 00:54:28,208
What's going on, Mom,
is that I'm a giant loser,

1018
00:54:28,291 --> 00:54:29,791
No, that's not true.

1019
00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:32,166
No, it is, Mom. It's true.

1020
00:54:32,666 --> 00:54:33,916
Honey, come on.

1021
00:54:41,375 --> 00:54:42,375
Would you give me a hand?

1022
00:54:48,875 --> 00:54:50,166
No, try and sit on it.

1023
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,500
Ale.

1024
00:55:03,125 --> 00:55:04,500
Rocco doesn't love me anymore.

1025
00:55:04,583 --> 00:55:06,250
In fact, he despises me now.

1026
00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:08,416
All because of this fight with you.

1027
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,166
It seems you've all ganged up on me

1028
00:55:10,250 --> 00:55:12,291
to make me feel like
I don't deserve anything.

1029
00:55:16,458 --> 00:55:18,250
What did you want to tell me?

1030
00:55:19,583 --> 00:55:20,583
Huh?

1031
00:55:21,583 --> 00:55:23,500
You said you came here
to tell me something.

1032
00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:24,875
Can you tell me what?

1033
00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:42,958
-My goodness.
-Honey.

1034
00:55:45,916 --> 00:55:48,208
-Hi, hon.
-Well then? How did it go?

1035
00:55:48,291 --> 00:55:50,291
It's all settled.

1036
00:55:51,875 --> 00:55:53,166
And how did he take it?

1037
00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:56,958
Well, we talked,
we found some common ground.

1038
00:55:57,041 --> 00:55:59,666
You know, we're all to blame
in this mess here, you know.

1039
00:55:59,750 --> 00:56:02,083
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
-He's the first to admit it, though.

1040
00:56:02,916 --> 00:56:05,375
And anyway,
I didn't tell him, in the end, that…

1041
00:56:05,458 --> 00:56:07,625
that the inheritance was a bullshit story.

1042
00:56:07,708 --> 00:56:09,500
-What do you mean?
-Well…

1043
00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:12,583
We talked about our relationship,
which is the most important thing. Uh…

1044
00:56:12,666 --> 00:56:14,125
Oh, well, it sure is, yeah.

1045
00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:16,458
And I promised him 200,000 euros,
to become a partner.

1046
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:21,333
-Are you stupid?
-Huh?

1047
00:56:21,416 --> 00:56:23,625
Where are we getting 200,000 euros?

1048
00:56:25,625 --> 00:56:26,958
Well, fuck if I know!

1049
00:56:29,750 --> 00:56:32,666
Did you see Alessandra?
Did you manage to, uh, tell her?

1050
00:56:32,750 --> 00:56:34,625
Oh. Yes.

1051
00:56:34,708 --> 00:56:35,791
Hi, Daddy.

1052
00:56:37,166 --> 00:56:38,000
Hi.

1053
00:56:38,083 --> 00:56:38,958
Is dinner ready?

1054
00:56:39,041 --> 00:56:40,333
Well, almost.

1055
00:56:41,583 --> 00:56:44,375
Oh. We decided that I'll come back
and stay here with you. Oh.

1056
00:56:44,458 --> 00:56:46,000
-Ah.
-Isn't that nice?

1057
00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:47,083
Yes.

1058
00:56:47,166 --> 00:56:50,166
Yeah, so I can help you figure out
what to do with all this money.

1059
00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:51,083
Yeah.

1060
00:56:51,166 --> 00:56:53,125
Mom is getting stressed about
being a millionaire.

1061
00:56:53,208 --> 00:56:54,583
It's too much for her. You know?

1062
00:56:54,666 --> 00:56:56,791
-She needs our support.
-Yes, we'll support her.

1063
00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:59,583
Too much money.
She's stressed out. She's stressed out.

1064
00:57:14,833 --> 00:57:19,000
Make sure you don't mention the…
the whole inheritance thing, okay?

1065
00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,083
Why not?

1066
00:57:20,166 --> 00:57:23,625
Why? Because when it comes to money,
people pounce on you and never let you go.

1067
00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:25,666
Especially relatives, you know.

1068
00:57:28,125 --> 00:57:30,666
Good evening. Here we are.

1069
00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:31,791
Good evening.

1070
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:38,000
You're really sweet. Thank you, my dear.

1071
00:57:38,083 --> 00:57:41,541
I haven't seen everyone together
since the funeral, you know.

1072
00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:48,125
Excuse me. Excuse me. Uh…
I'd like to make a quick toast.

1073
00:57:48,208 --> 00:57:49,916
What a drag!

1074
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,375
Yes, exactly!

1075
00:57:51,458 --> 00:57:54,458
I had actually prepared
a very emotional speech,

1076
00:57:54,541 --> 00:57:57,041
but then,
given your notorious sentimentalism,

1077
00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,250
I thought, "Mom is going to cry too much,"

1078
00:57:59,333 --> 00:58:01,041
so I've chosen to put that aside,

1079
00:58:01,125 --> 00:58:05,333
and I'm only going to tell you…
Mama, I really love you.

1080
00:58:05,416 --> 00:58:06,375
Aw.

1081
00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:08,708
All the best,
and happy birthday, Giuliana!

1082
00:58:08,791 --> 00:58:09,875
Yes. Cheers!

1083
00:58:09,958 --> 00:58:13,791
-Happy birthday.
-Cheers, everyone, cheers to you!

1084
00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:19,375
-Anna. Anna.
-What's up, Matteo?

1085
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:23,875
Anna, it seems that
you saved up all your most touching

1086
00:58:23,958 --> 00:58:26,916
and heartfelt words for my mother only.

1087
00:58:30,958 --> 00:58:33,791
Wha-- What's that?
Everyone here loved her deeply.

1088
00:58:33,875 --> 00:58:34,833
What are…

1089
00:58:35,625 --> 00:58:37,375
I mean, she left me barely any money.

1090
00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:40,791
-But here you are with your Ferrari.
-Uh… Uh…

1091
00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:42,333
Please don't do this, honey.

1092
00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:45,500
And anyway, where did she get it,
all that money?

1093
00:58:45,583 --> 00:58:47,791
Huh? Tell me that, at least.
Anna, tell me!

1094
00:58:47,875 --> 00:58:49,750
She must have got it from Bisacci.

1095
00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:52,125
If you hadn't objected to
her relationship with Bisacci…

1096
00:58:52,208 --> 00:58:55,541
But… What are you talking about?
Mom never had any kind of affair.

1097
00:58:56,958 --> 00:58:59,375
Plus, you weren't even
in the will, were you?

1098
00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:00,500
So what did you do?

1099
00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:01,916
What did you do, huh?

1100
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,125
I mean, did you make her write
a private agreement on her deathbed?

1101
00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,208
Carlo?

1102
00:59:06,291 --> 00:59:07,875
I… I've lost my napkin.

1103
00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:10,625
Uh, well, no, no, no, it's not
what you think, Matteo, sorry, okay?

1104
00:59:10,708 --> 00:59:13,125
-No?
-Oh, no? Then what is it?

1105
00:59:18,875 --> 00:59:23,708
Anna must have sent over her husband.
Her husband did the dirty work.

1106
00:59:25,041 --> 00:59:28,500
First with that Bisacci, and then Carlo.

1107
00:59:30,166 --> 00:59:32,291
So then Carlo
was fucking her as well, yeah?

1108
00:59:33,375 --> 00:59:35,458
What? Are you all crazy? Me and Bisacci?

1109
00:59:35,541 --> 00:59:38,416
Who the fuck is Bisacci?
Seriously, who's that? Huh?

1110
00:59:39,041 --> 00:59:39,875
Teo!

1111
00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:41,541
-Where'd you put the money?
-See?

1112
00:59:41,625 --> 00:59:42,875
-Come on now, hold on!
-Whoa!

1113
00:59:42,958 --> 00:59:44,333
-He's gonna beat him.
-It's a party.

1114
00:59:44,416 --> 00:59:45,458
-Stop him!
-Teo!

1115
00:59:45,541 --> 00:59:47,333
-Move! Move!
-Stop this.

1116
00:59:57,250 --> 00:59:59,041
Nice and easy.

1117
00:59:59,125 --> 01:00:00,875
-I'm gonna sit there, okay?
-Yes.

1118
01:00:06,833 --> 01:00:07,875
Okay.

1119
01:00:07,958 --> 01:00:10,458
-Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
-Easy.

1120
01:00:14,208 --> 01:00:15,708
If I ever have a family,

1121
01:00:15,791 --> 01:00:18,416
I don't think I'll be able
to do all you've done for us.

1122
01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:22,625
You'll see, when you have your own family,
it will come natural to you.

1123
01:00:22,708 --> 01:00:23,791
I don't know.

1124
01:00:23,875 --> 01:00:25,791
I'm not sure even six million dollars

1125
01:00:25,875 --> 01:00:29,125
would convince me
to sleep with Aunt Tea!

1126
01:00:29,208 --> 01:00:30,666
What, so you're a moron, too?

1127
01:00:30,750 --> 01:00:32,541
Unbelievable.

1128
01:00:32,625 --> 01:00:34,708
Honey, how are you feeling?

1129
01:00:34,791 --> 01:00:38,291
-Like a train wreck.
-No, please, don't play the victim.

1130
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,208
-Are you decorating the tree?
-Mm-hmm.

1131
01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:46,791
It's snowing out!

1132
01:00:48,125 --> 01:00:51,416
How nice. It hasn't snowed here in ages!

1133
01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:53,250
What? Snow?

1134
01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:55,250
-Yes.
-Fuck, I came on my moped.

1135
01:00:55,333 --> 01:00:58,083
Well, why don't you both just
spend the night here? Why not?

1136
01:00:58,166 --> 01:01:00,166
We'll decorate the tree together.

1137
01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:04,916
I'll make some hot chocolate
for all of us. With whipped cream.

1138
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,750
-Hmm?
-Yeah. Why not?

1139
01:01:09,208 --> 01:01:10,041
Mm.

1140
01:01:13,708 --> 01:01:14,708
Mm.

1141
01:01:16,125 --> 01:01:18,458
-What is it? Huh?
-I'm so happy.

1142
01:01:21,708 --> 01:01:22,666
Hmm.

1143
01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:33,708
Oh, look at this one.

1144
01:01:33,791 --> 01:01:36,000
This jacket would be just perfect for her.

1145
01:01:36,083 --> 01:01:37,666
Okay, but how much is it?

1146
01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:41,208
Would you please stop talking
about money?

1147
01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:46,916
Anyway, this thing has to stop.

1148
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,458
I mean, we literally…
we just can't afford it anymore.

1149
01:01:49,541 --> 01:01:51,958
I know, we talked about it already.
Just until Christmas.

1150
01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:53,041
I know, but at this rate,

1151
01:01:53,125 --> 01:01:55,750
we'll have to start selling our organs
to survive until Christmas.

1152
01:01:56,291 --> 01:01:59,125
Stop being such a damn joy-killer!
I said just until Christmas.

1153
01:01:59,208 --> 01:02:01,000
Is that too much?
Is that too much for you?

1154
01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:03,583
You scare me, you know that?

1155
01:02:04,083 --> 01:02:05,916
Look at that one!

1156
01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:10,833
Let's give them two vouchers
for a Caribbean holiday next summer.

1157
01:02:10,916 --> 01:02:12,500
It's pretty easy to get those vouchers.

1158
01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:15,958
It's a Versace. Should I get her this too?

1159
01:02:16,041 --> 01:02:17,458
So she can pair it.

1160
01:02:18,041 --> 01:02:20,041
Mm. Does Versace take vouchers?

1161
01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:28,250
How about this wrinkled one?
Maybe it's a little cheaper.

1162
01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:41,041
-What could come after five stars?
-Ah, bankruptcy.

1163
01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:42,250
Paradiso.

1164
01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:51,541
-Hey.
-Nice place here.

1165
01:02:51,625 --> 01:02:53,250
-Isn't it?
-Hey.

1166
01:02:59,666 --> 01:03:01,500
-How are you doing? Good?
-Fine.

1167
01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:02,583
-Good?
-Yes.

1168
01:03:04,625 --> 01:03:05,708
I made up with Rocco.

1169
01:03:05,791 --> 01:03:06,791
Ah!

1170
01:03:06,875 --> 01:03:08,625
My love, I'm so happy for you.

1171
01:03:08,708 --> 01:03:10,625
-Well, he's a wonderful guy.
-Yes.

1172
01:03:10,708 --> 01:03:13,125
We're not together, though.
We just made up.

1173
01:03:13,666 --> 01:03:16,708
Because I realized I want to find my path.

1174
01:03:16,791 --> 01:03:19,333
I want to figure out
my dream, my ambitions.

1175
01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:21,000
What ambitions?

1176
01:03:22,250 --> 01:03:23,291
Mine.

1177
01:03:23,375 --> 01:03:25,416
Really? I didn't know.

1178
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:27,125
Yes, I know you think I'm an idiot,

1179
01:03:27,208 --> 01:03:29,125
and that Emilio is the only one
who'll succeed.

1180
01:03:29,208 --> 01:03:30,958
-No.
-No, Emilio won't make it either.

1181
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:32,458
Hey, come on!

1182
01:03:33,250 --> 01:03:34,125
Anyway.

1183
01:03:35,625 --> 01:03:37,708
I want to open a tea salon now.

1184
01:03:37,791 --> 01:03:40,500
Tea room and bookstore.
I've already found a spot!

1185
01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:41,666
Oh.

1186
01:03:41,750 --> 01:03:44,208
It's so wonderful to see you so excited
about something.

1187
01:03:44,291 --> 01:03:45,125
Very exciting.

1188
01:03:45,208 --> 01:03:47,000
Plus, I decided to move out of your house.

1189
01:03:47,083 --> 01:03:50,750
I don't want to risk the quicksand effect,
getting too comfy and stuck there at home.

1190
01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:53,666
-I can understand that.
-No. No, but why? Uh…

1191
01:03:53,750 --> 01:03:56,083
Uh, well, but where will you go, anyway?

1192
01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:58,000
Well, here. I got a suite.

1193
01:03:59,625 --> 01:04:02,250
But it's so comfortable at home,
the three of us.

1194
01:04:02,333 --> 01:04:03,583
It's only for a couple of days.

1195
01:04:03,666 --> 01:04:06,500
I'm already looking for a small flat.
You know, something, uh…

1196
01:04:06,583 --> 01:04:09,375
And, well, I can pay for it
if you can help me.

1197
01:04:11,791 --> 01:04:13,500
Uh… Uh…

1198
01:04:14,125 --> 01:04:15,041
Uh…

1199
01:04:15,625 --> 01:04:17,708
Give me the checkbook, I'll sign one.

1200
01:04:17,791 --> 01:04:20,041
It's just that
I don't know if I have it on me.

1201
01:04:20,125 --> 01:04:22,500
-You always have it. Give it to me.
-But I changed my jacket.

1202
01:04:22,583 --> 01:04:23,541
Give it now.

1203
01:04:27,958 --> 01:04:29,916
-What luck, I have it!
-Told you.

1204
01:04:31,583 --> 01:04:33,125
I have a pen, too.

1205
01:04:33,208 --> 01:04:35,208
Honey, how much do you need?

1206
01:04:35,291 --> 01:04:37,958
Well, you know, I need
to leave a deposit, so, uh…

1207
01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:39,250
You wanna buy the suite?

1208
01:04:39,958 --> 01:04:41,958
No, b-but for the tea salon.

1209
01:04:42,041 --> 01:04:42,916
Ah.

1210
01:04:43,416 --> 01:04:45,666
I don't know. Ten? Twenty thousand?

1211
01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:48,333
I know you gave 200,000 to Emilio, so…

1212
01:04:48,416 --> 01:04:51,208
-No, but it's just that… just that…
-No! We talked about it, but then…

1213
01:04:51,291 --> 01:04:53,208
-…we didn't.
-Mm-hmm.

1214
01:04:53,291 --> 01:04:56,166
Forty? So I won't have to bother you
every single month

1215
01:04:56,250 --> 01:04:57,958
asking you for money transfers.

1216
01:04:58,500 --> 01:05:00,458
No, you're not bothering us at all.

1217
01:05:00,541 --> 01:05:04,041
In fact, if we spread it out,
we'll see more of each other.

1218
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:10,833
Forty, then.

1219
01:05:11,666 --> 01:05:13,333
-Forty, yes.
-Yes.

1220
01:05:13,416 --> 01:05:14,291
Okay.

1221
01:05:18,875 --> 01:05:21,500
-It's missing a zero there.
-Mind your own business.

1222
01:05:23,541 --> 01:05:24,875
There you go.

1223
01:05:26,041 --> 01:05:27,333
Thank you.

1224
01:05:32,416 --> 01:05:33,875
Careful, it's slippery.

1225
01:05:35,083 --> 01:05:36,625
Heels in the snow!

1226
01:05:39,375 --> 01:05:40,791
Welcome!

1227
01:05:40,875 --> 01:05:43,583
I'm so glad you guys called me.
How have you been lately?

1228
01:05:43,666 --> 01:05:46,083
Not too bad. How are you doing?

1229
01:05:46,166 --> 01:05:49,125
Doing good, doing good. Please,
why don't you follow me to the parlor?

1230
01:05:49,208 --> 01:05:52,166
That way, we can talk more privately.
Please come this way.

1231
01:05:53,333 --> 01:05:55,500
I didn't know
there was a parlor.

1232
01:05:55,583 --> 01:05:58,000
Only for special clients,
you know? It's a secret.

1233
01:05:58,083 --> 01:06:00,208
-Like a Batcave?
-Exactly.

1234
01:06:00,291 --> 01:06:03,458
And you're the Bruce Wayne
of Speroncello. Yeah? Right?

1235
01:06:03,541 --> 01:06:05,125
This way.

1236
01:06:07,041 --> 01:06:08,958
I don't want to be disturbed
for half an hour.

1237
01:06:10,375 --> 01:06:12,750
-Parlor? It's his office.
-Okay.

1238
01:06:15,625 --> 01:06:17,583
Okay then. What can I do for you today?

1239
01:06:17,666 --> 01:06:21,166
Well, we'd like to cash in
our life insurance policy

1240
01:06:21,250 --> 01:06:23,250
and transfer it to our account.

1241
01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:25,625
And… And then?

1242
01:06:25,708 --> 01:06:28,416
And, uh, that's it.

1243
01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:31,625
Uh, and then we'd like to
empty out the account, too.

1244
01:06:33,875 --> 01:06:36,250
But… You… But why?

1245
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:41,541
Well… It's a personal matter.

1246
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:48,041
You're switching to
a big city bank, I imagine.

1247
01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:48,958
No.

1248
01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:52,375
Where you feel more comfortable,
you and your Ferrari.

1249
01:06:52,458 --> 01:06:54,333
But those banks don't know you.

1250
01:06:54,416 --> 01:06:58,208
You are small town folk,
coming from… from… from a place where…

1251
01:06:58,291 --> 01:06:59,666
where the air smells of manure.

1252
01:06:59,750 --> 01:07:00,833
Am I right?

1253
01:07:00,916 --> 01:07:02,625
What are you saying? Have you gone crazy?

1254
01:07:02,708 --> 01:07:06,541
Ditching us
after a trusted ten-year relationship?

1255
01:07:06,625 --> 01:07:09,125
What relationship?
But… But remember Sharm el-Sheikh?

1256
01:07:09,208 --> 01:07:11,166
When we had a credit limit,
I tried to raise it,

1257
01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:13,083
and you told me to fuck off.
What relationship?

1258
01:07:13,166 --> 01:07:15,625
Oh, no. I'm sorry, sir, but that's a lie!

1259
01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:17,416
I couldn't even afford to buy henna there.

1260
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:19,833
We had to spend the rest of our vacation

1261
01:07:19,916 --> 01:07:22,416
cooped up in our room,
eating bread and falafel.

1262
01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:24,416
Bread and falafel. So good, though.

1263
01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:27,166
Well, I'm sorry,
but there are rules here, ma'am.

1264
01:07:27,250 --> 01:07:29,541
And rules must be respected! Okay?

1265
01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:33,583
No. And now you're gonna
give us our money,

1266
01:07:33,666 --> 01:07:37,208
because as a millionaire,
I won't be regulated. No rules at all.

1267
01:07:37,291 --> 01:07:40,125
And what's more, I can finally
tell you little bank people

1268
01:07:40,208 --> 01:07:41,666
to go fuck yourselves.

1269
01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:46,416
Oh. In fact… Look here.

1270
01:07:47,125 --> 01:07:50,666
Take this right here,
and go buy yourself a little class.

1271
01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:51,666
You boor.

1272
01:07:52,208 --> 01:07:53,666
I-Isn't that too much?

1273
01:07:54,250 --> 01:07:55,625
Forgive her.

1274
01:07:55,708 --> 01:07:57,916
She acts like that
because she's hot-blooded.

1275
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,375
Two hundred euros.
You don't deserve a tip!

1276
01:08:00,458 --> 01:08:02,291
Take… Take care.

1277
01:08:02,375 --> 01:08:05,125
Uh, Anna. We've made fools of ourselves!

1278
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:11,500
WE LOVE YOU… MOM AND DAD

1279
01:08:11,583 --> 01:08:12,916
There.

1280
01:08:13,541 --> 01:08:15,208
All right. This is all we can do.

1281
01:08:15,291 --> 01:08:17,750
They'll have to forgive us
when we tell them the truth.

1282
01:08:17,833 --> 01:08:19,041
-You think?
-Jesus!

1283
01:08:19,125 --> 01:08:22,375
If I got 50,000 euros
for every time I was pranked,

1284
01:08:22,458 --> 01:08:24,291
I'd gladly be a laughingstock for life!

1285
01:08:24,375 --> 01:08:25,208
Hmm.

1286
01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:27,541
Here they are.

1287
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:32,541
I just bought the tea salon property!

1288
01:08:32,625 --> 01:08:35,083
-Huh?
-I just bought the tea salon property.

1289
01:08:35,708 --> 01:08:37,708
We're actually
signing the papers tomorrow.

1290
01:08:37,791 --> 01:08:38,916
Hello.

1291
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,250
It was a real deal, you know?

1292
01:08:40,333 --> 01:08:42,541
Two hundred square meters
near the station.

1293
01:08:42,625 --> 01:08:43,833
And the real estate agent said

1294
01:08:43,916 --> 01:08:45,708
it's the most amazing bargain
he's ever seen.

1295
01:08:45,791 --> 01:08:46,625
-Uh…
-Oh, wow, cool.

1296
01:08:46,708 --> 01:08:48,125
Four hundred thousand euros!

1297
01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:51,000
Oh.

1298
01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:54,541
After this, I promise I'll never
ask you for anything again. I swear.

1299
01:08:55,041 --> 01:08:58,000
And if you want to, you can give
the rest of my share to charity.

1300
01:08:58,083 --> 01:09:00,166
If she doesn't want her share,
I'll take it.

1301
01:09:01,791 --> 01:09:03,041
-Dad, so…
-Yeah.

1302
01:09:03,125 --> 01:09:04,958
I have all the documents right here,

1303
01:09:05,041 --> 01:09:08,625
so we can get started on the paperwork
for the funding, okay?

1304
01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:11,041
What great news!

1305
01:09:11,541 --> 01:09:12,666
What's wrong?

1306
01:09:14,916 --> 01:09:17,208
Mom, what's the matter?

1307
01:09:19,083 --> 01:09:22,000
Enough. We have to tell you the truth.

1308
01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:24,416
Uh…

1309
01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:28,375
Carlo. We have to.

1310
01:09:28,458 --> 01:09:30,625
-Tell them.
-Yes.

1311
01:09:31,166 --> 01:09:32,000
Tell us what?

1312
01:09:32,083 --> 01:09:33,375
Uh…

1313
01:09:37,416 --> 01:09:39,583
We can't give you any of the money.

1314
01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:43,083
There.

1315
01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:45,375
Because…

1316
01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:49,083
Because your father…

1317
01:09:49,916 --> 01:09:51,250
Me? You, too!

1318
01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:54,875
…is very sick.

1319
01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:57,666
There.

1320
01:09:57,750 --> 01:10:00,625
He has a terrible illness.
Really, really bad.

1321
01:10:03,958 --> 01:10:05,500
Is it a tumor?

1322
01:10:05,583 --> 01:10:07,416
Ah. If only.

1323
01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:09,333
Yeah, holy shit.

1324
01:10:09,416 --> 01:10:11,291
It's a rare disease.

1325
01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:14,625
And over in America,
they've been looking for a cure, and…

1326
01:10:15,583 --> 01:10:17,791
But the costs are extremely pricey.

1327
01:10:17,875 --> 01:10:18,958
Extremely pricey.

1328
01:10:19,541 --> 01:10:22,041
So, right now, financially, we have to…

1329
01:10:22,583 --> 01:10:24,166
concentrate our energy…

1330
01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:26,000
on saving your father now.

1331
01:10:26,083 --> 01:10:27,458
Save me, please.

1332
01:10:27,541 --> 01:10:30,833
But I don't get it.
What disease is it? What is it called?

1333
01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:31,750
-Uh…
-Mm…

1334
01:10:31,833 --> 01:10:35,708
No, It doesn't have a name,
because they've only just discovered it.

1335
01:10:35,791 --> 01:10:38,166
-Yeah… discovered it.
-Sorry, but how did you realize?

1336
01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:42,583
Mm…

1337
01:10:42,666 --> 01:10:44,750
-I was feeling…
-Yeah.

1338
01:10:44,833 --> 01:10:46,291
I was feeling weird.

1339
01:10:46,375 --> 01:10:47,750
You had vertigo.

1340
01:10:47,833 --> 01:10:51,333
Yes, but kind of counterclockwise.

1341
01:10:51,416 --> 01:10:54,666
And with these p-palpitations…

1342
01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:55,708
…on and off.

1343
01:10:55,791 --> 01:10:58,541
Oh, st-- stop it,
it's just too disturbing.

1344
01:10:58,625 --> 01:10:59,458
Yeah.

1345
01:10:59,541 --> 01:11:01,250
Uh… Any-- Anyway…

1346
01:11:01,333 --> 01:11:03,583
apart from the trip to see doctors
in America,

1347
01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:07,791
we plan on seeing doctors as well
in Paris and Tokyo.

1348
01:11:07,875 --> 01:11:09,541
Uh, and Hong Kong. Hong Kong too.

1349
01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:11,416
-They're top-notch.
-Yes, yes.

1350
01:11:12,125 --> 01:11:15,208
Uh, but don't you worry,
because we'll be back by Christmas,

1351
01:11:15,291 --> 01:11:18,291
because Paris is only for two days,
and then we'll celebrate together.

1352
01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:20,666
-We'll be here for Christmas, no doubt.
-Yes.

1353
01:11:21,416 --> 01:11:23,291
All right. Anyway…

1354
01:11:24,208 --> 01:11:26,208
But this is all we can give you.

1355
01:11:26,291 --> 01:11:27,583
You're giving them money?

1356
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,625
-Are you kidding?
-Huh?

1357
01:11:31,708 --> 01:11:32,583
Hmm?

1358
01:11:34,041 --> 01:11:34,958
We don't want anything.

1359
01:11:39,333 --> 01:11:40,875
Thank you. Thank you.

1360
01:11:41,916 --> 01:11:42,958
Thank you.

1361
01:11:45,291 --> 01:11:46,125
Come here.

1362
01:11:46,208 --> 01:11:48,458
Let's all say a prayer for Dad now.

1363
01:11:48,958 --> 01:11:50,083
Yes, let's pray now.

1364
01:11:50,166 --> 01:11:51,416
Drop dead!

1365
01:12:17,958 --> 01:12:20,583
Now what? How you gonna fix this?

1366
01:12:20,666 --> 01:12:23,416
If you had a better idea,
you were free to express it.

1367
01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:25,541
Oh, an even better idea
than killing me off?

1368
01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:29,083
No, I didn't know what to say.

1369
01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:32,125
Quiet down, the kids are gonna hear us!

1370
01:12:32,208 --> 01:12:34,125
Sooner or later they'll
realize I'm not dying.

1371
01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:36,375
Not necessarily.

1372
01:12:36,458 --> 01:12:40,000
So you want to kill me?
For one damn Christmas dinner?

1373
01:12:40,083 --> 01:12:42,833
Listen. We can just say
that you were cured,

1374
01:12:42,916 --> 01:12:45,041
or that the disease suddenly went dormant.

1375
01:12:52,250 --> 01:12:53,458
Who's that?

1376
01:12:56,791 --> 01:12:58,125
My darlings.

1377
01:12:59,791 --> 01:13:00,875
Still awake?

1378
01:13:02,833 --> 01:13:05,208
Could we maybe sleep in the bed
with you tonight?

1379
01:13:07,541 --> 01:13:09,416
Like we did on Christmas
when we were little?

1380
01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:12,333
-Mm… Yes, of course.
-But we won't fit though.

1381
01:13:12,416 --> 01:13:13,500
Yes.

1382
01:13:16,875 --> 01:13:20,166
Well… let's just try and keep
our spirits up, okay?

1383
01:13:20,791 --> 01:13:24,875
Even though it may be the last Christmas
we spend together.

1384
01:13:24,958 --> 01:13:27,708
-Please!
-Aw, Mom, don't say that.

1385
01:13:28,375 --> 01:13:29,875
-Ouch! Hey!
-What?

1386
01:13:29,958 --> 01:13:31,625
I'm terminal and you hit me? Come on! Huh?

1387
01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:33,375
-Sorry.
-Huh? Come on, now.

1388
01:13:33,458 --> 01:13:34,958
Goodnight, Mom and Dad.

1389
01:13:35,041 --> 01:13:37,708
-Son, you need to shower, though.
-Yes, yes, yes.

1390
01:13:37,791 --> 01:13:40,208
-Come on. It's unbearable, really.
-Here.

1391
01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:42,375
Don't pull the cover, leave it.

1392
01:13:42,458 --> 01:13:45,458
-Goodness! Like a sewer in Calcutta.
-Are you okay, there?

1393
01:13:45,541 --> 01:13:46,791
-Not the hand.
-Ah, good.

1394
01:13:46,875 --> 01:13:48,916
-Not the hand. I feel crushed!
-No, don't--

1395
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,166
Don't start stressing out.
It's bad for you.

1396
01:13:51,250 --> 01:13:53,500
-But I can't sleep like this.
-All right then.

1397
01:13:53,583 --> 01:13:55,375
Give me your hand, honey.

1398
01:13:55,458 --> 01:13:57,500
-My goodness.
-Ah.

1399
01:13:57,583 --> 01:13:59,666
Let's sleep now. Come on.

1400
01:14:00,416 --> 01:14:02,375
Relax now.

1401
01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:12,291
Okay. Perfect. Thank you.

1402
01:14:12,375 --> 01:14:13,750
-Thank you.
-Hi.

1403
01:14:13,833 --> 01:14:15,083
Hello!

1404
01:14:15,166 --> 01:14:16,625
-How are you?
-Fine.

1405
01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:18,500
Fine? What did you do today?

1406
01:14:18,583 --> 01:14:21,250
-I walked around.
-Oh.

1407
01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:23,250
-Okay. The doctor is waiting.
-Thank you.

1408
01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:25,083
-See you later. Bye-bye.
-Bye.

1409
01:14:41,333 --> 01:14:43,000
So, are you still living at home?

1410
01:14:43,083 --> 01:14:45,375
No, I'm staying now at Mara's.

1411
01:14:45,458 --> 01:14:49,416
I thought that it would be better
to leave Mom and Dad alone for a while.

1412
01:14:54,791 --> 01:14:56,250
How's your dad doing?

1413
01:14:56,875 --> 01:15:00,000
Well, he's… he's fine, for now,
thank goodness.

1414
01:15:00,541 --> 01:15:04,083
But I have the feeling that he's
putting on a brave face for us.

1415
01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:07,500
Anyway, now he's in Paris
for a consultation.

1416
01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:09,541
Well, I'd really like to see him sometime.

1417
01:15:10,250 --> 01:15:12,458
You know what?
Why don't we video call them now?

1418
01:15:12,541 --> 01:15:14,333
No, no, don't bother him now.

1419
01:15:14,416 --> 01:15:15,833
No, trust me. He'd like that.

1420
01:15:15,916 --> 01:15:17,708
Plus, I video call him,
like, ten times a day,

1421
01:15:17,791 --> 01:15:20,458
so at least, with you here,
you're giving me an excuse. Here.

1422
01:15:28,166 --> 01:15:30,291
-There they are. Ciao!
-Hello!

1423
01:15:30,375 --> 01:15:33,458
-Hello!
-Hi, Rocco, how are things?

1424
01:15:33,541 --> 01:15:36,541
-All good. Isn't Paris beautiful?
-Yes. A bit cold, though.

1425
01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:38,625
How come no one's around?

1426
01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:41,833
Yeah, it's a bit quiet.
Listen, how are you? And Emilio?

1427
01:15:43,083 --> 01:15:44,416
Ah. Um…

1428
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:45,916
Didn't he tell you?

1429
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,500
-What's wrong?
-Oh, he just got fired.

1430
01:15:48,583 --> 01:15:49,500
But how come?

1431
01:15:49,583 --> 01:15:52,375
Yeah, I don't think he wanted to tell you
right now, so you didn't worry,

1432
01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:55,333
but actually he's already looking
for another job, so…

1433
01:15:55,416 --> 01:15:57,250
Yes, in the meantime,
he's crashing at my place.

1434
01:15:57,333 --> 01:15:58,333
I'm… I'm putting him up.

1435
01:15:58,416 --> 01:16:00,416
I can't live
without a Delle Fave.

1436
01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:01,458
Let's call him now!

1437
01:16:01,541 --> 01:16:04,416
Seriously, Mom, don't worry.
Really, we're fine.

1438
01:16:05,708 --> 01:16:07,833
You enjoy Paris.

1439
01:16:08,708 --> 01:16:11,458
It's so nice to see you there,
so happy together.

1440
01:16:12,083 --> 01:16:13,875
Come on, sweetheart, don't be like that.

1441
01:16:13,958 --> 01:16:17,916
Call him, please, so we can have
a little… a little family call.

1442
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:20,750
Sure thing. Wait, I'll try adding him now.

1443
01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:25,291
-Hey!
-Hello!

1444
01:16:25,375 --> 01:16:27,750
-Oh!
-Oh, you're all there.

1445
01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:30,583
-Hi. How's it going there?
-Fine, fine.

1446
01:16:30,666 --> 01:16:32,625
-I was just thinking about you.
-Mm.

1447
01:16:32,708 --> 01:16:34,250
Listen, uh, where are you?

1448
01:16:34,333 --> 01:16:36,666
I stopped by the house
to pick up a few shirts.

1449
01:16:37,291 --> 01:16:38,125
-Huh?
-Uh…

1450
01:16:38,208 --> 01:16:42,250
Uh… Great. So w--
Okay, listen, we have to go.

1451
01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:43,458
No. Dad.

1452
01:16:43,541 --> 01:16:46,291
-Wait, how did it go with Dr. Rholande?
-Good. Great.

1453
01:16:46,375 --> 01:16:48,166
-Maybe I don't have shit.
-Exactly.

1454
01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:50,250
What? You don't have shit? So, what?

1455
01:16:51,041 --> 01:16:52,666
Bye. Bye now.

1456
01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:54,666
Emilio?

1457
01:16:55,458 --> 01:16:56,750
What are you doing in Paris?

1458
01:17:00,208 --> 01:17:01,333
Bonjour.

1459
01:17:14,666 --> 01:17:16,250
You'd both vanished.

1460
01:17:16,750 --> 01:17:18,375
We never got to see you.

1461
01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:21,291
Your mother was desperate.

1462
01:17:21,375 --> 01:17:23,125
And you turned a blind eye.

1463
01:17:23,666 --> 01:17:25,875
Then, when you said
Christmas was called off,

1464
01:17:25,958 --> 01:17:28,333
you can imagine her reaction.
She was distraught.

1465
01:17:28,416 --> 01:17:30,208
By the way, it was all his idea.

1466
01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:31,916
But you didn't object to it.

1467
01:17:33,125 --> 01:17:36,416
Anyway…
…it started out as a game.

1468
01:17:36,958 --> 01:17:38,500
-Oh, a game, huh?
-Yeah.

1469
01:17:39,083 --> 01:17:42,000
"Uh, wanna bet they'll come back to us
if we have money?"

1470
01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:43,291
Well, you did come back!

1471
01:17:46,791 --> 01:17:49,000
We were planning to tell you
after Christmas.

1472
01:17:49,875 --> 01:17:51,833
It was just so nice having you here.

1473
01:17:51,916 --> 01:17:54,666
What about Dad's illness?
Was that a game, too?

1474
01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:57,250
Well, yeah, thank God!

1475
01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:59,750
Uh, but it was your mom
who made that shit up.

1476
01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:01,791
Well, because Mom didn't know
what else to say.

1477
01:18:01,875 --> 01:18:04,666
Okay, but in the meantime,
it really fucked up our lives.

1478
01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:06,333
For real, shame on you two.

1479
01:18:06,416 --> 01:18:08,916
-Well, come on, we only wanted to--
-To what?

1480
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,958
To feel that you were still around.

1481
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:19,083
Have a nice Christmas.

1482
01:18:28,833 --> 01:18:29,666
Anna.

1483
01:18:30,625 --> 01:18:31,875
Don't be sad.

1484
01:18:31,958 --> 01:18:34,375
They'll be back, you know.
Where can they go?

1485
01:18:44,291 --> 01:18:47,125
At least now you have
a new purse from Versace.

1486
01:18:47,666 --> 01:18:48,541
Indeed.

1487
01:18:52,125 --> 01:18:55,625
I didn't even get to drive the Ferrari
around town. Not even once.

1488
01:18:56,625 --> 01:18:59,333
Sorry, Grandma, but why didn't
you tell us anything either?

1489
01:18:59,416 --> 01:19:01,250
God forbid I do that!

1490
01:19:01,333 --> 01:19:04,208
Never butt in on other's
personal business, especially family's.

1491
01:19:04,750 --> 01:19:07,041
-You are family.
-Yes, true. All the more reason.

1492
01:19:07,666 --> 01:19:08,958
Meanwhile, I lost my job.

1493
01:19:09,041 --> 01:19:11,583
Come on,
you were dying to get out of there.

1494
01:19:11,666 --> 01:19:13,625
When you think about it,
you're to blame, partly.

1495
01:19:13,708 --> 01:19:14,958
But mostly, they are.

1496
01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:16,791
Exactly. Thanks for that.

1497
01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:17,916
Meaning?

1498
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,666
Meaning, that I never would
have wanted to admit

1499
01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:24,541
that they would actually have
to pay for your affection.

1500
01:19:26,833 --> 01:19:30,125
They needed you so badly
that in the end they were willing

1501
01:19:30,208 --> 01:19:33,625
to ignore your indifference
and frequent cold shoulders.

1502
01:19:39,666 --> 01:19:40,541
Thank you.

1503
01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:43,708
No, no, no, no, leave it. Let me pay.

1504
01:19:43,791 --> 01:19:46,583
-No, please, Grandma. Let me.
-I'll pay for it.

1505
01:19:46,666 --> 01:19:49,375
With all the money I got from Aunt Tea…

1506
01:19:50,166 --> 01:19:51,958
I could buy out this restaurant.

1507
01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:56,458
Merry Christmas.

1508
01:20:21,833 --> 01:20:22,708
Hi.

1509
01:20:23,375 --> 01:20:24,208
Hi.

1510
01:20:25,875 --> 01:20:27,500
So, you're already taking them down?

1511
01:20:28,041 --> 01:20:29,375
Huh? Uh…

1512
01:20:30,208 --> 01:20:34,291
Yes. Because now that
we're no longer millionaires,

1513
01:20:34,875 --> 01:20:36,583
we need to save on electricity.

1514
01:20:36,666 --> 01:20:41,625
Oh. Yes, I heard about the…
that prank of yours.

1515
01:20:44,166 --> 01:20:46,875
Well, not really a prank. Let's say…

1516
01:20:47,708 --> 01:20:52,458
it was more like a desperate attempt
to get attention from my children.

1517
01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:56,833
I'm so sorry.

1518
01:21:02,666 --> 01:21:04,083
How's your family doing?

1519
01:21:05,125 --> 01:21:08,916
I came out to smoke a cigarette,
but I really just wanted a break.

1520
01:21:09,625 --> 01:21:11,833
Can you hear all that
racket they're making?

1521
01:21:13,333 --> 01:21:16,875
And my daughter-in-law is
unbearable and can't cook for shit!

1522
01:21:20,541 --> 01:21:22,333
Well, merry Christmas, then.

1523
01:21:23,541 --> 01:21:24,583
Merry Christmas.

1524
01:22:05,166 --> 01:22:06,916
Can't you wait till tomorrow?

1525
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,916
How come? What do you care?

1526
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:10,541
It's Christmas Eve.

1527
01:22:15,583 --> 01:22:18,000
Listen, why don't we go
to the beach for a few days?

1528
01:22:18,583 --> 01:22:20,416
No, it's too damp there.

1529
01:22:24,458 --> 01:22:26,291
How about Paris? Huh?

1530
01:22:27,833 --> 01:22:31,375
Since we still have that consultation
with the oncologist, Dr. Rholande!

1531
01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:34,458
-Mm. He's fallen terminally ill.
-Him too?

1532
01:22:34,541 --> 01:22:36,708
-There's an outbreak.
-Are you obsessed or what?

1533
01:22:36,791 --> 01:22:38,583
Hey. What was that?

1534
01:22:38,666 --> 01:22:40,458
What? What is it?

1535
01:22:42,166 --> 01:22:45,500
-Must be Santa. Better put out the fire.
-Hold on, hold on.

1536
01:22:45,583 --> 01:22:48,291
-Did you hear that? Hey, who is it?
-Who's there?

1537
01:22:51,083 --> 01:22:52,125
Who's there?

1538
01:22:54,541 --> 01:22:55,666
Someone's here.

1539
01:22:56,625 --> 01:22:59,125
No, what was… No, no. No, you come here.

1540
01:22:59,208 --> 01:23:00,916
No. Where are you going?

1541
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,208
Just come here. Come here.

1542
01:23:07,208 --> 01:23:08,625
Merry Ch--

1543
01:23:08,708 --> 01:23:10,666
Dad, what're you doing?

1544
01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:11,750
Are you crazy?

1545
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:15,208
Honey, did your father
knock out the same teeth?

1546
01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:17,833
-Come on.
-Some ice should fix it.

1547
01:23:19,666 --> 01:23:21,458
First a golf club, now a stoker.

1548
01:23:21,541 --> 01:23:23,333
Hey, maybe next time
you should, I don't know,

1549
01:23:23,416 --> 01:23:24,791
shoot me in the face instead, huh?

1550
01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:27,375
You snuck into the house
like a thief! Come on.

1551
01:23:27,458 --> 01:23:29,875
A thief? With sparklers in their hands!

1552
01:23:29,958 --> 01:23:32,458
How would I know?
First I see a glare, then a…

1553
01:23:32,541 --> 01:23:34,125
then a stranger's face,

1554
01:23:34,208 --> 01:23:38,041
a dick face with the… the satanic sneer,
so I struck you.

1555
01:23:38,125 --> 01:23:40,083
It's basic survival instinct, you know?

1556
01:23:40,166 --> 01:23:44,125
Let's just say, this Christmas seems
to have brought out the worst in us all.

1557
01:23:44,208 --> 01:23:45,125
Yeah.

1558
01:23:45,958 --> 01:23:50,291
But now we're… we're all here,
the four of us together.

1559
01:23:50,375 --> 01:23:52,500
Honey, try to smile.

1560
01:23:53,708 --> 01:23:54,958
Oh, well, never mind.

1561
01:23:55,666 --> 01:23:58,791
Even if I can't stand you,
I love you both.

1562
01:23:59,291 --> 01:24:01,750
You know, it's nice to hear it,
once in a while, huh?

1563
01:24:06,416 --> 01:24:08,166
Hey, remember this one?

1564
01:24:08,250 --> 01:24:11,500
When you were children,
I'd play this song and, uh,

1565
01:24:11,583 --> 01:24:15,291
we'd go around the house
on a treasure hunt for Christmas gifts.

1566
01:24:15,375 --> 01:24:18,375
Now we can hunt for my two teeth.
Who knows where they are.

1567
01:24:18,458 --> 01:24:20,291
What did you lose, a molar?

1568
01:24:20,375 --> 01:24:22,125
How the fuck do I know?

1569
01:24:22,208 --> 01:24:24,208
No need to get all pissy with me.

1570
01:24:24,291 --> 01:24:26,500
It's… It's Christmas.

1571
01:24:26,583 --> 01:24:28,083
It's Christmas.

1572
01:24:35,041 --> 01:24:37,416
This rug has really never been cleaned.

1573
01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:39,500
Gross, it's covered in stains.

1574
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:44,125
-So, what do they look like?
-They're teeth! They look like teeth!

1575
01:24:44,208 --> 01:24:46,625
-But are they white?
-Not really.

1576
01:25:06,416 --> 01:25:07,666
What did you lose, a molar?

1577
01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:09,250
How the fuck do I know?

1578
01:25:09,333 --> 01:25:12,333
Look for them.

1579
01:25:12,875 --> 01:25:15,208
-How did you realize?
-Uh…

1580
01:25:15,291 --> 01:25:16,541
I was feeling weird.

1581
01:25:16,625 --> 01:25:19,000
You… You had vertigo.

1582
01:25:20,958 --> 01:25:22,375
Fuck, this one's laughing.

1583
01:25:23,125 --> 01:25:25,750
-His name's Emilio, not Carlo.
-Your name's Carlo.

1584
01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:28,708
So, your sister wants to at midnight
and not noon.

1585
01:25:28,791 --> 01:25:29,708
Let's do it again.

1586
01:25:29,791 --> 01:25:31,583
-It's been… years.
-We are!

1587
01:25:32,416 --> 01:25:35,166
Weren't you supposed to talk?

1588
01:25:35,250 --> 01:25:36,833
It's so soft. Wanna touch it?

1589
01:25:36,916 --> 01:25:38,208
-Anna.
-Oh yeah.

1590
01:25:38,291 --> 01:25:39,583
-You look very pretty. Wow.
-Yeah.

1591
01:25:39,666 --> 01:25:41,291
Yeah, but we haven't said shit yet.

1592
01:25:41,375 --> 01:25:43,333
Oh, no, I got it all wrong. My bad, sorry.

1593
01:25:46,666 --> 01:25:48,166
I knew it. I knew it.

1594
01:25:52,291 --> 01:25:53,416
Racco fixed your teeth?

1595
01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:55,958
You were gonna say something else.

1596
01:26:02,333 --> 01:26:04,708
-Okay, let's try that again--
-And now we're at the end.