1 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:18,371 [man coughs, sniffles] 2 00:00:18,475 --> 00:00:20,580 [pages shuffling] 3 00:00:20,684 --> 00:00:23,307 LAWYER: Please state your name for the record. 4 00:00:23,411 --> 00:00:25,275 -Stan Marsh. -[page turns] 5 00:00:25,378 --> 00:00:28,174 LAWYER: And, uh, Mr. Marsh, you were involved 6 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:30,452 in the streaming wars, is that correct? 7 00:00:31,419 --> 00:00:34,456 We made stuff for streaming services, yes. 8 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,977 And how do you know the defendant in this case? 9 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:41,774 She's the mother of my f-- acquaintance. 10 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:44,846 When you made your deals for streaming services, 11 00:00:44,949 --> 00:00:48,643 you sort of leveraged them against each other, didn't you? 12 00:00:49,644 --> 00:00:50,852 That is correct. 13 00:00:50,955 --> 00:00:52,681 And now the streaming bubble has burst 14 00:00:52,785 --> 00:00:56,306 and your own father is in hiding, isn't that correct? 15 00:00:57,203 --> 00:00:58,480 My dad is missing, that is correct. 16 00:00:58,584 --> 00:01:01,414 What exactly was your job in making these 17 00:01:01,518 --> 00:01:04,314 little Popsicle stick boats for streaming services? 18 00:01:04,417 --> 00:01:07,938 Um, my job was to eat the Popsicles. 19 00:01:08,041 --> 00:01:11,183 And the people who paid you didn't care what you made? 20 00:01:11,286 --> 00:01:13,219 Well, if you look at it, only about a fourth of what's on 21 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:14,841 most streaming services is really worth a shit, 22 00:01:14,945 --> 00:01:16,222 so-- Oh, sorry. 23 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,604 Do you know what an exclusive deal is? 24 00:01:18,707 --> 00:01:20,813 Yes, I know what an exclusive deal is. 25 00:01:20,916 --> 00:01:23,816 So, if you make an exclusive deal with a streaming service, 26 00:01:23,919 --> 00:01:25,438 you can't make an exclusive deal 27 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:27,233 with another streaming service, can you? 28 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,132 It's not our fault that the streaming wars happened! 29 00:01:29,235 --> 00:01:31,030 So, then why not just give back the money? 30 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:32,894 -We can't! -Why not?! 31 00:01:32,997 --> 00:01:35,828 'Cause the money is all in Cartman's fucking tits! 32 00:01:35,931 --> 00:01:37,036 [gallery gasping] 33 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,901 -♪ ♪ -[gavel banging] 34 00:01:40,971 --> 00:01:43,422 CARTMAN: Ms. Cartman, you and your son live in a hot dog, 35 00:01:43,525 --> 00:01:44,561 is that correct? 36 00:01:44,664 --> 00:01:46,770 Yes, Eric, you know that's correct. 37 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:48,289 And your son wanted you 38 00:01:48,392 --> 00:01:49,773 to get fake tits so that the rich guy 39 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:51,257 across the street would let you live with him 40 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:52,845 but you refused, is that right? 41 00:01:52,948 --> 00:01:54,571 That's right. 42 00:01:54,674 --> 00:01:57,056 So when I said, "If you don't get fake tits I will," 43 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,575 you just told me to go ahead. 44 00:01:58,678 --> 00:02:01,992 Yes, because I'm sick of you doing extreme things 45 00:02:02,095 --> 00:02:03,338 to get your way. 46 00:02:03,442 --> 00:02:05,444 So you refused even though tons 47 00:02:05,547 --> 00:02:07,204 of women get fake breasts all the time. 48 00:02:07,308 --> 00:02:09,102 Your Honor, I'd like to introduce Exhibit D-- 49 00:02:09,206 --> 00:02:11,243 tons of women with fake tits. 50 00:02:14,522 --> 00:02:16,765 Tom, I'm standing outside the courthouse where the judge 51 00:02:16,869 --> 00:02:20,321 has just thrown out the Cartman v. Cartmancase. 52 00:02:20,424 --> 00:02:23,255 The judge said, quote, "You're all a bunch of shitheads. 53 00:02:23,358 --> 00:02:24,842 Get out of my courtroom." 54 00:02:24,946 --> 00:02:26,465 Just proof once again, Tom, 55 00:02:26,568 --> 00:02:30,331 that streaming services have made everything suck. 56 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:35,128 ["You Don't Miss Your Water" by Otis Redding playing] 57 00:02:38,546 --> 00:02:43,309 ♪ In the beginning♪ 58 00:02:44,655 --> 00:02:48,072 ♪ You really loved me, oh♪ 59 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:54,113 ♪ I was too blind♪ 60 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:58,082 ♪ I could not see, now♪ 61 00:02:58,186 --> 00:03:02,328 ♪ But now that you left me♪ 62 00:03:03,364 --> 00:03:09,059 ♪ Oh, how I cried, I keep crying♪ 63 00:03:09,162 --> 00:03:12,683 ♪ You don't miss your water♪ 64 00:03:12,787 --> 00:03:16,963 ♪ Till your well runs dry♪ 65 00:03:17,826 --> 00:03:20,726 'Kay, Mom, well, I hope you learned your lesson. 66 00:03:20,829 --> 00:03:22,521 So, maybe now, will you get fake tits 67 00:03:22,624 --> 00:03:24,557 so I can get these stupid things out? 68 00:03:24,661 --> 00:03:26,870 No, Eric! No! 69 00:03:28,665 --> 00:03:30,356 ♪ I never thought, no♪ 70 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,944 Can I get a Frosty? 71 00:03:32,047 --> 00:03:36,673 ♪ I never thought you'd ever leave me♪ 72 00:03:38,364 --> 00:03:43,058 ♪ But now that you've left me♪ 73 00:03:43,162 --> 00:03:48,547 ♪ Good Lord, good Lord, how I cried♪ 74 00:03:48,650 --> 00:03:51,274 ♪ You don't miss your water♪ 75 00:03:51,377 --> 00:03:53,483 ♪ You don't miss your water♪ 76 00:03:53,586 --> 00:03:57,521 ♪ Till your well runs dry♪ 77 00:03:57,625 --> 00:04:01,284 ♪ Ooh, you don't miss your water♪ 78 00:04:01,387 --> 00:04:03,700 ♪ You don't miss your water♪ 79 00:04:03,803 --> 00:04:07,911 ♪ Till your well runs dry♪ 80 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:12,191 ♪ I miss my water, I keep missing my water...♪ 81 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:14,504 -Oh, shit, it's Karen! -What? 82 00:04:14,607 --> 00:04:16,091 [others gasping, murmuring] 83 00:04:16,195 --> 00:04:18,370 Come on. Go, kids, go. 84 00:04:23,064 --> 00:04:25,860 What... what happened? 85 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:30,796 -Wow, it's the real thing. -We gotta go! 86 00:04:31,797 --> 00:04:34,213 [siren whoops] 87 00:04:36,388 --> 00:04:38,976 There! You see? Karen is right there! 88 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,428 Okay, okay, everyone back-- just stay back! 89 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:45,742 All right, Karen. We don't want any trouble. 90 00:04:45,845 --> 00:04:47,778 Huh? 91 00:04:47,882 --> 00:04:51,679 It doesn't have to be like this, Karen. Let us get you some help. 92 00:04:51,782 --> 00:04:55,476 Can-can someone please tell me what's going on? 93 00:04:55,579 --> 00:04:57,616 Is there, like, a manager I can speak to somew... 94 00:04:57,719 --> 00:05:01,205 [grunts, stammers, exhales] 95 00:05:01,309 --> 00:05:03,069 Karen's clear! 96 00:05:03,173 --> 00:05:04,588 Move in! 97 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,765 [monitor beeping steadily] 98 00:05:11,215 --> 00:05:13,425 ♪ ♪ 99 00:05:16,669 --> 00:05:19,327 HARRIS: Just relax. 100 00:05:19,431 --> 00:05:22,434 I need to know what you remember, Karen. 101 00:05:23,435 --> 00:05:25,644 I started a streaming service... 102 00:05:25,747 --> 00:05:28,854 to compete with the weed farm across the street. 103 00:05:28,957 --> 00:05:30,442 And some guy died. 104 00:05:30,545 --> 00:05:32,064 That's right. 105 00:05:32,167 --> 00:05:35,654 Do you know where the owner of Credigree Weed is now? 106 00:05:35,757 --> 00:05:36,862 No. 107 00:05:36,965 --> 00:05:39,140 The steaming wars got out of hand. 108 00:05:39,243 --> 00:05:40,762 Your rival here somehow got 109 00:05:40,866 --> 00:05:43,696 ManBearPig to work for him and murder the competition. 110 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:48,183 You... went down to the Colorado State Water Commission's office. 111 00:05:48,287 --> 00:05:50,220 You asked to speak with the manager. 112 00:05:50,323 --> 00:05:52,533 And then you went full nuclear Karen. 113 00:05:52,636 --> 00:05:55,432 Full nuclear Karen? 114 00:05:56,709 --> 00:05:58,642 HARRIS: You went ballistic on everybody. 115 00:05:58,746 --> 00:06:01,783 -MAN: Okay... -Call the cops, goddamn it, if you don't like me over here. 116 00:06:01,887 --> 00:06:03,336 -Fucking call 'em! -MAN: Okay. Karen. 117 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:04,752 Motherfucker! 118 00:06:04,855 --> 00:06:06,616 -Go back to Mexico. -WOMAN: Listen. I said-- 119 00:06:06,719 --> 00:06:07,858 I said "excuse me." 120 00:06:07,962 --> 00:06:09,860 Go. Go back wherever you're from! 121 00:06:09,964 --> 00:06:12,138 HARRIS: You traveled all over the state and demanded to 122 00:06:12,242 --> 00:06:13,968 -see everyone's managers. -He's the one-- he's the one that went off. 123 00:06:14,071 --> 00:06:15,935 Oh, God... 124 00:06:16,039 --> 00:06:17,385 -I don't have a right to be here?! -Outside the State office 125 00:06:17,489 --> 00:06:19,214 in Denver, you caused a 20-car pileup. 126 00:06:19,318 --> 00:06:21,320 -Huh?! Call a manager now! -Five people were severely injured. 127 00:06:21,424 --> 00:06:24,427 And then you attacked the airport. 128 00:06:24,530 --> 00:06:28,431 I want the manager of the fucking airport here! 129 00:06:28,534 --> 00:06:30,847 Who's tellin' me to... [shrieking] 130 00:06:30,950 --> 00:06:33,781 I want the manager of the airport here! 131 00:06:33,884 --> 00:06:36,715 And then the same thing happened in Madrid. 132 00:06:36,818 --> 00:06:40,581 Who is the manager of this fucking shithole?! 133 00:06:40,684 --> 00:06:42,272 -HARRIS: In Bangladesh... -[no audio] 134 00:06:42,375 --> 00:06:44,550 And in the mountains of Tibet. 135 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,828 And I'm sorry, Karen, but... 136 00:06:46,932 --> 00:06:49,382 I'm afraid all of this has become 137 00:06:49,486 --> 00:06:52,178 the most watched videos on YouTube. 138 00:06:52,282 --> 00:06:53,732 No. 139 00:06:54,940 --> 00:06:56,942 ♪ ♪ 140 00:07:12,854 --> 00:07:14,856 ♪ ♪ 141 00:07:25,177 --> 00:07:26,799 ♪ ♪ 142 00:07:43,022 --> 00:07:45,059 ♪ ♪ 143 00:07:52,066 --> 00:07:54,102 ♪ ♪ 144 00:08:12,362 --> 00:08:13,570 Tolkien... 145 00:08:13,674 --> 00:08:15,710 What are you doing here? 146 00:08:15,814 --> 00:08:17,988 I'm looking for something, all right? 147 00:08:18,092 --> 00:08:20,577 -Looking for what? -Anything. 148 00:08:20,681 --> 00:08:23,615 I don't know! People are saying that my dad caused all this. 149 00:08:23,718 --> 00:08:25,513 That he's hiding because he knows he's guilty. 150 00:08:25,617 --> 00:08:27,204 I know that's not true. 151 00:08:28,033 --> 00:08:29,621 What does that have to do with the rich guy 152 00:08:29,724 --> 00:08:31,105 who lived here moving away? 153 00:08:31,899 --> 00:08:35,109 The guy who lived here didn't move away. He was killed. 154 00:08:36,904 --> 00:08:38,215 What? 155 00:08:38,319 --> 00:08:40,563 I know that my dad wouldn't just run and hide! 156 00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:42,288 What if he needs me right now? 157 00:08:42,392 --> 00:08:46,085 Tolkien, I wanted the guy who lived here to be my dad. 158 00:08:46,189 --> 00:08:48,571 Who would have killed him? 159 00:08:51,090 --> 00:08:53,058 ♪ ♪ 160 00:08:58,684 --> 00:09:00,962 [slurping] 161 00:09:04,345 --> 00:09:05,760 Okay, I'm done. 162 00:09:05,864 --> 00:09:07,382 All right, then put your plate in the sink 163 00:09:07,486 --> 00:09:09,005 and march right on upstairs! 164 00:09:09,108 --> 00:09:11,386 Maybe the next time you decide to pit streaming services 165 00:09:11,490 --> 00:09:13,941 against each other and cause a drought, you'll think twice. 166 00:09:14,044 --> 00:09:17,600 I want no playing, no reading and no thinking about fun stuff. 167 00:09:17,703 --> 00:09:19,498 You are being grounded. 168 00:09:20,982 --> 00:09:22,777 It's not my fault streaming services paid people more 169 00:09:22,881 --> 00:09:25,538 than was sustainable in any business model. 170 00:09:25,642 --> 00:09:26,747 -Butters. -[yells] 171 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:28,162 Shh! Butters, stop. 172 00:09:28,265 --> 00:09:30,302 Eric! You can't be in here, I'm grounded. 173 00:09:30,405 --> 00:09:31,614 We've been set up, Butters. 174 00:09:31,717 --> 00:09:33,305 -What? -The whole streaming wars! 175 00:09:33,408 --> 00:09:34,478 The whole thing was a lie! 176 00:09:34,582 --> 00:09:35,963 Eric, is that a real gun? 177 00:09:36,066 --> 00:09:37,792 Fuck yes, it's a real gun. Butters, listen to me. 178 00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:39,691 Someone bought up all the water 179 00:09:39,794 --> 00:09:41,416 and murdered anyone who got in their way. 180 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,246 -No... -Yes, Butters. 181 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:45,282 Someone worked with the Colorado water commissioner 182 00:09:45,386 --> 00:09:47,181 and cheated the system. The same person 183 00:09:47,284 --> 00:09:49,459 who is now using climate change to make a profit! 184 00:09:49,562 --> 00:09:50,874 Who? 185 00:09:50,978 --> 00:09:52,565 It didn't make sense to me. 186 00:09:52,669 --> 00:09:54,498 Why my mom was being so stubborn. 187 00:09:54,602 --> 00:09:56,155 Why she wouldn't do what I asked. 188 00:09:56,259 --> 00:09:58,261 But then I saw Tolkien across the street 189 00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,228 and I figured it out... 190 00:10:00,332 --> 00:10:02,472 Tolkien is fucking my mom. 191 00:10:02,575 --> 00:10:04,508 Tolkien?! 192 00:10:04,612 --> 00:10:06,062 I wanted my mom to get fake tits 193 00:10:06,165 --> 00:10:07,995 so she could marry the rich guy across the street. 194 00:10:08,098 --> 00:10:10,204 Now that guy is dead and my mom is acting strange. 195 00:10:10,307 --> 00:10:12,447 The only explanation is that she's fucking Tolkien 196 00:10:12,551 --> 00:10:14,001 and they don't want me to know! 197 00:10:14,104 --> 00:10:16,175 But, Eric, Tolkien was making the boats with us, he... 198 00:10:16,279 --> 00:10:18,212 Butters, Butters. My eyes are up here. 199 00:10:18,315 --> 00:10:19,420 Stop staring at my tits. 200 00:10:19,523 --> 00:10:20,835 Oh, sorry. 201 00:10:20,939 --> 00:10:22,285 There's a bad guy out there getting away 202 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:25,633 with murder, Butters. And we have to catch him. 203 00:10:26,496 --> 00:10:29,154 ♪ ♪ 204 00:10:29,257 --> 00:10:31,156 Good people of Denver, 205 00:10:31,259 --> 00:10:33,676 we are living through a horrible time. 206 00:10:33,779 --> 00:10:37,369 This drought, i-it affect everybody. 207 00:10:37,472 --> 00:10:40,268 It affect me. My waterpark. 208 00:10:40,372 --> 00:10:46,516 But I have a plan to not only reopen my waterpark, 209 00:10:46,619 --> 00:10:51,038 but also help all of Colorado with their water supply problem. 210 00:10:51,141 --> 00:10:55,870 So, if you don't mind, I'd like to show you my deck. 211 00:10:55,974 --> 00:10:58,908 -[grumbling] -Oh, Christ. -No. 212 00:10:59,736 --> 00:11:01,565 This is the business proposal deck 213 00:11:01,669 --> 00:11:04,292 for the Pipi streaming service! 214 00:11:04,396 --> 00:11:05,915 -Oh... -Oh, that's okay. 215 00:11:06,018 --> 00:11:09,781 In just a few days I will reopen my waterpark 216 00:11:09,884 --> 00:11:14,164 which will now run on 100% pee! 217 00:11:14,268 --> 00:11:18,721 And then we can collect half of the pee every day 218 00:11:18,824 --> 00:11:21,378 and send it out to the people of Denver 219 00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:24,865 and all over Colorado for their daily use. 220 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:28,006 I'm sorry, Mr. Pipi, 221 00:11:28,109 --> 00:11:30,594 but I really don't think we'll be able to get people to invest 222 00:11:30,698 --> 00:11:32,562 in your streaming service. 223 00:11:32,665 --> 00:11:34,253 No, no, no, it's okay! 224 00:11:34,357 --> 00:11:37,809 Because I got the biggest celebrities 225 00:11:37,912 --> 00:11:39,845 who made a commercifor crypto 226 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,745 to make the commercifor me! 227 00:11:44,885 --> 00:11:46,990 We are living in a severe drought. 228 00:11:47,094 --> 00:11:49,268 There simply isn't a choice anymore, 229 00:11:49,372 --> 00:11:52,133 we have to find alternate sources for water. 230 00:11:52,996 --> 00:11:54,687 Hi. I'm Matt Damon. 231 00:11:54,791 --> 00:11:56,206 You've heard me talk about the wonders of 232 00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:58,691 cryptocurrency, and now there's a company 233 00:11:58,795 --> 00:12:01,315 who can give us that new source. 234 00:12:01,418 --> 00:12:02,834 Pipi water. 235 00:12:02,937 --> 00:12:05,422 Pee can be used for almost anything. 236 00:12:05,526 --> 00:12:06,941 We can water our lawns with it. 237 00:12:07,045 --> 00:12:10,151 We can also use urine for our shower water. 238 00:12:10,255 --> 00:12:11,739 [groaning] 239 00:12:11,843 --> 00:12:13,465 Fortune favors the brave. 240 00:12:13,568 --> 00:12:14,915 And a brave person knows 241 00:12:15,018 --> 00:12:18,056 that pasta cooked in pee water tastes just fine. 242 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:23,268 [gagging] 243 00:12:23,371 --> 00:12:25,063 Okay, hold on. 244 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:27,099 [gagging] 245 00:12:27,203 --> 00:12:28,652 [quickly]: Fortune favors the brave. 246 00:12:28,756 --> 00:12:30,344 [coughs, gags] 247 00:12:30,447 --> 00:12:34,313 Did you know frozen pee can make for a delicious summer treat? 248 00:12:35,694 --> 00:12:38,697 [gagging] 249 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,147 Okay. 250 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,735 [gagging] 251 00:12:42,839 --> 00:12:44,116 Fortune favors the brave. 252 00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:46,532 And pee water actually pairs really well 253 00:12:46,636 --> 00:12:48,293 with an Impossible Burger. 254 00:12:50,571 --> 00:12:54,057 [gagging] 255 00:12:54,161 --> 00:12:56,611 [croaking]: Fortune... 256 00:12:56,715 --> 00:12:58,199 [quietly]: Fortune favors the brave. 257 00:12:59,407 --> 00:13:00,546 [gagging] 258 00:13:00,650 --> 00:13:02,100 Fortune favors the br-- [gags] 259 00:13:04,343 --> 00:13:05,620 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Go pee! 260 00:13:05,724 --> 00:13:07,968 With Pipi+. 261 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:09,832 MATT DAMON [over video]: ...for water. 262 00:13:09,935 --> 00:13:11,626 -Hi. I'm Matt Damon. -Dad? 263 00:13:11,730 --> 00:13:14,319 You've heard me talk about the wonders of cryptocurrency, 264 00:13:14,422 --> 00:13:17,909 and now there's a company who can give us that new source. 265 00:13:18,012 --> 00:13:19,600 Pipi water. 266 00:13:19,703 --> 00:13:21,533 -You okay? -Pee can be used for almost anything. 267 00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:23,880 -What have I become, Stan? -We can water our lawns with it. 268 00:13:23,984 --> 00:13:25,882 -How did I just sit by and let the world sink to this? -We can also use urine 269 00:13:25,986 --> 00:13:27,815 for our shower water. 270 00:13:28,712 --> 00:13:30,335 [breathing heavily] 271 00:13:30,438 --> 00:13:31,715 [groaning softly] 272 00:13:31,819 --> 00:13:33,372 [gags] 273 00:13:36,099 --> 00:13:40,414 I used to be a scientist. Do you remember that? 274 00:13:41,277 --> 00:13:44,556 I was the one who warned the town about a volcano. 275 00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:48,180 I warned them about the day after tomorrow. 276 00:13:48,284 --> 00:13:52,909 And then... it all become about weed. 277 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:55,843 When did that happen, Stan? 278 00:13:55,947 --> 00:13:58,363 I guess we all just got greedy, Dad. 279 00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:00,779 I wanted to be a scientist because 280 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,575 scientists solve problems. 281 00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:06,647 Do you even know what kind of geologist I was, Stan? 282 00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:07,959 No. 283 00:14:08,062 --> 00:14:11,203 I was a "fluvial geomorphologist." 284 00:14:11,307 --> 00:14:15,690 Someone who studies the changes in streams and rivers. 285 00:14:15,794 --> 00:14:18,348 And when the town needed me most... 286 00:14:18,452 --> 00:14:21,144 I was just out bitching because all I cared about 287 00:14:21,248 --> 00:14:23,215 was getting high and rich. 288 00:14:23,319 --> 00:14:26,253 I can't even remember the old me. 289 00:14:27,219 --> 00:14:29,221 ♪ ♪ 290 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:33,674 ♪ There was a boy I used to know♪ 291 00:14:33,777 --> 00:14:36,401 ♪ With dreams as big as the fire in his heart♪ 292 00:14:36,504 --> 00:14:39,645 ♪ He grew to be a man of such good will♪ 293 00:14:39,749 --> 00:14:40,784 ♪ Always so patient♪ 294 00:14:40,888 --> 00:14:42,338 ♪ Always so smart♪ 295 00:14:42,441 --> 00:14:45,203 ♪ He had so much but he threw it away♪ 296 00:14:45,306 --> 00:14:48,344 ♪ Somewhere along he got off track♪ 297 00:14:48,447 --> 00:14:50,553 ♪ But today he's making the change for good♪ 298 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:54,315 ♪ And now that man is coming back♪ 299 00:14:54,419 --> 00:14:56,835 ♪ Oh, we missed you, Randy♪ 300 00:14:56,939 --> 00:15:00,873 ♪ Where have you been?♪ 301 00:15:00,977 --> 00:15:02,427 ♪ It seems such a long time♪ 302 00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:05,119 ♪ Since we've seen our old friend♪ 303 00:15:05,223 --> 00:15:08,122 ♪ Everyone needs you, Randy♪ 304 00:15:08,226 --> 00:15:11,367 ♪ Where did you go?♪ 305 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,852 ♪ It's like you just became a one-note♪ 306 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:17,028 ♪ Overwrought part of the show♪ 307 00:15:17,821 --> 00:15:20,963 ♪ Here I am trying to make it right♪ 308 00:15:21,066 --> 00:15:25,484 ♪ Gonna take my life back with my baby tonight♪ 309 00:15:25,588 --> 00:15:27,728 ♪ Oh, we missed you, Randy, we missed you, Randy♪ 310 00:15:27,831 --> 00:15:28,936 ♪ Where have you been?♪ 311 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,111 ♪ I've been acting like a fool♪ 312 00:15:31,214 --> 00:15:33,113 ♪ It seems such a long time♪ 313 00:15:33,216 --> 00:15:36,288 ♪ Since we've seen you, old friend♪ 314 00:15:36,392 --> 00:15:39,326 ♪ We've all been waiting for this day to come♪ 315 00:15:39,429 --> 00:15:41,914 ♪ We're all so happy about the things you've done♪ 316 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,158 ♪ 'Cause you're going back to Randy♪ 317 00:15:44,262 --> 00:15:45,263 ♪ I'm going back to Randy♪ 318 00:15:45,366 --> 00:15:46,850 ♪ We missed you, Randy♪ 319 00:15:46,954 --> 00:15:48,749 ♪ I missed me, Randy♪ 320 00:15:48,852 --> 00:15:50,785 ♪ It's so good to have you back now♪ 321 00:15:50,889 --> 00:15:53,340 -♪ Our dear friend♪ -♪ We missed you, Randy♪ 322 00:15:53,443 --> 00:15:56,239 ♪ Our dear friend, Randy♪ 323 00:15:56,343 --> 00:15:58,552 -♪ I'm Randy♪ -♪ Randy♪ 324 00:15:58,655 --> 00:16:01,003 -♪ Randy, Randy♪ -♪ I'm Randy.♪ 325 00:16:08,044 --> 00:16:10,115 CARTMAN: All right, I've got eyes on him. 326 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,462 Looks like he's in the basement bathroom. 327 00:16:12,566 --> 00:16:15,086 BUTTERS: I didn't even know Tolkien had a basement bathroom. 328 00:16:15,189 --> 00:16:17,191 CARTMAN: Yeah, neither did I. Sneaky bastard. 329 00:16:17,295 --> 00:16:19,021 Seems like he's looking for something. 330 00:16:19,124 --> 00:16:21,644 Oh, nope, he's turning back around. 331 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,404 He's pulling down his pants. 332 00:16:23,508 --> 00:16:25,303 Oh, I think he's gonna take a shit. 333 00:16:25,406 --> 00:16:28,340 Mark down: "8:35, started taking shit." 334 00:16:34,346 --> 00:16:35,934 What the fuck are you doing? 335 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:39,075 -Oh, shit. Go, go, go. -[Butters yelling] 336 00:16:39,179 --> 00:16:41,112 -♪ ♪ -[zipper closes] 337 00:16:41,215 --> 00:16:44,598 Hello?! Where are-- Eric, I can see you! 338 00:16:44,701 --> 00:16:46,910 CARTMAN [whispering]: There's no way he can see us. 339 00:16:47,014 --> 00:16:48,429 Just stay still. 340 00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:51,260 I see you behind the fucking tree! 341 00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:54,642 Don't come another step closer or I shoot Butters. 342 00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:55,816 What?! 343 00:16:55,919 --> 00:16:57,542 Let's go. Move. Move! 344 00:16:58,370 --> 00:17:00,959 Do you wanna tell me what's going on, Tolkien? 345 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,272 -I have no idea! -Sure! 346 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:04,963 We're all supposed to believe that streaming services 347 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,344 were all our fault. 348 00:17:06,447 --> 00:17:07,793 I remember that day at school, Tolkien. 349 00:17:07,897 --> 00:17:09,864 You were the one who said I should build the boats. 350 00:17:09,968 --> 00:17:11,521 Because I felt bad for you! 351 00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,040 You felt bad for me? 352 00:17:13,144 --> 00:17:14,938 Or maybe is it that you wanted the drought to-- Butters, 353 00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:16,699 will you please stop staring at my tits. 354 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,528 I'm sorry. 355 00:17:18,632 --> 00:17:20,323 We've been doing research, Tolkien. 356 00:17:20,427 --> 00:17:22,049 Somebody manipulated the system. 357 00:17:22,153 --> 00:17:23,947 All the water rights, water laws, 358 00:17:24,051 --> 00:17:25,363 there's a big chain of corruption 359 00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:26,640 and the whole thing stinks like your wiener 360 00:17:26,743 --> 00:17:28,435 after fucking my mom. 361 00:17:28,538 --> 00:17:31,541 Eric, I swear, I have no clue what you're talking about. 362 00:17:31,645 --> 00:17:32,680 Then read it. 363 00:17:35,027 --> 00:17:37,237 Read about how none of the streaming services had any 364 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:38,997 chance of lasting but paid out thousands of dollars anyway. 365 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,448 Read about how the water commissioner of Colorado 366 00:17:41,551 --> 00:17:43,174 knew about it the entire time! 367 00:17:43,277 --> 00:17:45,383 Eric, where did you get this? 368 00:17:45,486 --> 00:17:47,143 Tolkien, my eyes are up here, 369 00:17:47,247 --> 00:17:48,869 please stop staring at my titties. 370 00:17:48,972 --> 00:17:50,664 I am staring you dead in the eye. 371 00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:52,390 Where did you get this? 372 00:17:52,493 --> 00:17:53,632 ♪ ♪ 373 00:17:53,736 --> 00:17:55,600 Hi. I'm Gwyneth Paltrow. 374 00:17:55,703 --> 00:17:58,741 I got women everywhere excited about investing in crypto. 375 00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:02,262 And now there's something even better to invest in. 376 00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:08,095 Uh... uh... um... 377 00:18:09,476 --> 00:18:11,650 Fortune favors the brave. Fortune favors the brave. 378 00:18:11,754 --> 00:18:14,274 [slurps, gags] 379 00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:17,932 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Go pee! 380 00:18:18,036 --> 00:18:20,142 With Pipi+. 381 00:18:23,386 --> 00:18:25,216 My fellow Coloradoans, 382 00:18:25,319 --> 00:18:27,218 today we will try to put an end 383 00:18:27,321 --> 00:18:29,496 to the drought that has crippled our state. 384 00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:33,293 It's my pleasure to announce that the city of Denver 385 00:18:33,396 --> 00:18:37,228 will be investing heavily in the Pipi streaming service. 386 00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:40,748 And we encourage you all to "Go pee." 387 00:18:42,785 --> 00:18:45,995 Oh, thank you! Thank you, Denver! 388 00:18:46,098 --> 00:18:50,931 It is a my honor to give you all of the pee that I can. 389 00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:55,177 And so, as of today, we are all going 390 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,662 -to live in... -RANDY [distant]: Wait! 391 00:18:58,628 --> 00:19:00,872 Hold on! 392 00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:03,495 -Who is that? -Excuse me! 393 00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:06,395 Please, I have to get to the front! 394 00:19:06,498 --> 00:19:08,535 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone, please. 395 00:19:08,638 --> 00:19:10,053 -Please, I have an announcement. -[feedback screeches] 396 00:19:10,157 --> 00:19:13,885 Everyone, my name is Dr. Randy Marsh 397 00:19:13,988 --> 00:19:15,749 and I am... 398 00:19:15,852 --> 00:19:18,165 -a scientist! -[feedback screeches] 399 00:19:18,993 --> 00:19:22,204 The damage that has been done to our fresh water 400 00:19:22,307 --> 00:19:25,897 due to the streaming wars is irreversible, yes. 401 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,417 But I believe I have a plan. 402 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,315 And if you don't mind, 403 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,663 I'd like to show my deck to each and every one of you. 404 00:19:34,768 --> 00:19:36,770 Whip it out, bro! 405 00:19:38,116 --> 00:19:39,324 The answer... 406 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,776 is an ocean water desalinization plant. 407 00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:45,572 When all of you hear about droughts in our country, 408 00:19:45,675 --> 00:19:49,023 don't you ever think, "Wait, the Earth is 75% water. 409 00:19:49,127 --> 00:19:52,061 What the fuck? How can we not have enough water, right?" 410 00:19:52,164 --> 00:19:53,304 [all murmuring in agreement] 411 00:19:53,407 --> 00:19:55,029 The only thing stopping us from not 412 00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:58,826 being able to use seawater for our daily use is the salt. 413 00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:01,208 I have a plan to pipe the water 414 00:20:01,312 --> 00:20:03,175 from the oceans up to the Continental Divide. 415 00:20:03,279 --> 00:20:05,626 From there, we separate the salt from the water, 416 00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:10,079 giving our entire country enough clean water forever. 417 00:20:10,182 --> 00:20:15,084 And we ship the salt off to Arby's and KFC where it belongs. 418 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,363 [cheering and whooping] 419 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:22,298 Dr. Marsh, you have all the funding you need. 420 00:20:22,402 --> 00:20:24,990 Randy Marsh has the better deck! 421 00:20:25,094 --> 00:20:27,165 [cheering loudly] 422 00:20:31,928 --> 00:20:33,136 ♪ ♪ 423 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,655 ♪ She's only 17...♪ 424 00:20:34,759 --> 00:20:37,969 PIPI: Ever since I can remember, 425 00:20:38,072 --> 00:20:40,247 I've wanted two things. 426 00:20:40,351 --> 00:20:43,595 My own waterpark and to only have to pay 427 00:20:43,699 --> 00:20:48,428 for one streaming service. And what I didn't know... 428 00:20:48,531 --> 00:20:51,085 was that my own employees 429 00:20:51,189 --> 00:20:53,674 would try to fuck me! 430 00:20:53,778 --> 00:20:56,677 And fucking ruin my life! 431 00:20:56,781 --> 00:21:00,371 Who is this guy talking about a desalinization plant?! 432 00:21:00,474 --> 00:21:02,649 How did we miss him?! 433 00:21:02,752 --> 00:21:05,755 He's just some scientist, h-he came out of nowhere. 434 00:21:05,859 --> 00:21:10,139 I asked you to take care of anybody who might get in my way! 435 00:21:10,242 --> 00:21:12,175 I just wanna be a lifeguard. 436 00:21:12,279 --> 00:21:14,074 "I just wanna be a lifeguard." 437 00:21:14,177 --> 00:21:16,525 You just wanna fuck Pipi! 438 00:21:16,628 --> 00:21:19,390 You're all a bunch of stinky poopy babies! 439 00:21:19,493 --> 00:21:23,014 All of you! You little pussy bitches! 440 00:21:23,117 --> 00:21:24,395 [roars] 441 00:21:24,498 --> 00:21:26,155 Oh, you don't like that, huh? 442 00:21:26,258 --> 00:21:28,260 I told you, I told you kill anyone 443 00:21:28,364 --> 00:21:29,848 in the mountains who could be a problem! 444 00:21:29,952 --> 00:21:33,576 You a little ManBear-bitch, that's what you are! 445 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,060 [roaring] 446 00:21:35,164 --> 00:21:37,166 You wanna fuck with Pipi, huh? 447 00:21:37,269 --> 00:21:39,030 Don't forget what I have on you. 448 00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,825 Sit down, ManBearBitchy! 449 00:21:40,928 --> 00:21:43,275 [groans] 450 00:21:43,379 --> 00:21:46,382 I want that desalinization plant gone 451 00:21:46,486 --> 00:21:49,523 and I want the scientist dead! 452 00:21:49,627 --> 00:21:52,354 There can only be one streaming service. 453 00:21:52,457 --> 00:21:55,598 And it's going to be Pipi+! 454 00:22:01,224 --> 00:22:04,400 ♪ ♪ 455 00:22:04,504 --> 00:22:06,989 HARRIS: It was 8:15 on Thursday night. 456 00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:09,509 The people were all excited about the possibility 457 00:22:09,612 --> 00:22:11,614 of a new desalinization plant. 458 00:22:11,718 --> 00:22:14,859 But I had a lingering uneasiness in my gut. 459 00:22:14,962 --> 00:22:17,793 And then, just like that, in walked the nicest pair 460 00:22:17,896 --> 00:22:21,383 of knockers I'd ever seen in my life. 461 00:22:25,525 --> 00:22:27,009 Detective, we need to talk to you. 462 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,942 Aw, fuck, not you again. 463 00:22:29,045 --> 00:22:31,220 Get out of here kid, I'm not going to arrest your mom. 464 00:22:31,323 --> 00:22:33,636 You might think differently when you hear what we have to say. 465 00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:35,742 -Go ahead, Tolkien. -Sir, 466 00:22:35,845 --> 00:22:37,675 we think the person who killed Robert Cussler 467 00:22:37,778 --> 00:22:40,781 actually had a bigger plan: to make the drought happen. 468 00:22:41,748 --> 00:22:43,750 Your father killed Robert Cussler. 469 00:22:43,853 --> 00:22:46,097 And what makes you think he had a bigger plan? 470 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,445 Wait a minute. Did he tell you his business plan? 471 00:22:49,549 --> 00:22:51,585 Did he show you his deck?! 472 00:22:51,689 --> 00:22:52,793 No. 473 00:22:52,897 --> 00:22:54,968 My uncle Larry showed me his dick once. 474 00:22:55,071 --> 00:22:57,557 My dad isn't capable of killing anyone. 475 00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:59,144 Well, I'm sure that's true. 476 00:22:59,248 --> 00:23:03,045 And that's why your father had ManBearPig do it for him. 477 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:05,979 You see, your dad used ManBearPig to get rid 478 00:23:06,082 --> 00:23:08,775 of the competition in the streaming wars. 479 00:23:08,878 --> 00:23:10,121 Butters, please. 480 00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:12,468 And ManBearPig will just go right on doing 481 00:23:12,572 --> 00:23:15,540 whatever Tolkien's father says because he's afraid. 482 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:18,716 ManBearPig is afraid? Of what? 483 00:23:19,889 --> 00:23:24,135 Afraid for the safety... of its wife and child. 484 00:23:24,963 --> 00:23:29,174 Not many people know about PigBearGirl and Chuck Chuck, 485 00:23:29,278 --> 00:23:31,832 but your father must have threatened ManBearPig 486 00:23:31,936 --> 00:23:33,972 that he would tell people they exist. 487 00:23:34,076 --> 00:23:37,838 And if everyone knew that climate change had a child, 488 00:23:37,942 --> 00:23:39,564 they'd go after it. 489 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:42,222 Okay, whatever, but you have no proof 490 00:23:42,325 --> 00:23:43,879 that it was my dad who did anything. 491 00:23:43,982 --> 00:23:45,639 Don't I? 492 00:23:46,744 --> 00:23:49,125 I happen to know for a fact that while the rest 493 00:23:49,229 --> 00:23:50,851 of the state is suffering, 494 00:23:50,955 --> 00:23:52,612 your dad has been out living it up. 495 00:23:52,715 --> 00:23:54,441 Surveillance camera caught him enjoying 496 00:23:54,545 --> 00:23:56,478 his time at a waterpark. 497 00:24:00,136 --> 00:24:01,931 The waterpark. 498 00:24:03,105 --> 00:24:04,382 ♪ ♪ 499 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,418 Hello, I'm Larry David. 500 00:24:06,522 --> 00:24:08,420 When I made my Superbowl commercial for crypto, 501 00:24:08,524 --> 00:24:10,561 I didn't even really know what it was! 502 00:24:10,664 --> 00:24:12,563 But thanks to the money I made, I now can enjoy 503 00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:15,324 my favorite beverage every day! 504 00:24:16,877 --> 00:24:18,810 [gurgling] 505 00:24:18,914 --> 00:24:20,881 [gagging] 506 00:24:22,849 --> 00:24:24,195 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Go pee! 507 00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:26,059 With Pipi+. 508 00:24:28,579 --> 00:24:30,684 [water drips echoing] 509 00:24:33,066 --> 00:24:33,998 [gasps loudly] 510 00:24:34,101 --> 00:24:35,931 [gasping] 511 00:24:41,488 --> 00:24:43,076 [grunts] 512 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,460 [echoing]: Hello? 513 00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:51,429 Where the fuck am I? 514 00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:53,811 [grunting] 515 00:24:59,299 --> 00:25:01,094 Hello?! 516 00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:13,002 PIPI: Well, I don't know, but it needs to be a-fixed, okay? 517 00:25:13,106 --> 00:25:15,591 Maybe we have some kind of intruder, huh, 518 00:25:15,695 --> 00:25:17,938 that's doing the sabotage, you know! 519 00:25:18,042 --> 00:25:19,457 GUARD: We looked everywhere, sir. 520 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,010 We didn't find anything. 521 00:25:21,114 --> 00:25:23,288 PIPI: Well, look harder, you stupid fuck! 522 00:25:23,392 --> 00:25:25,670 Something going on down here! 523 00:25:27,879 --> 00:25:29,398 [snarling] 524 00:25:30,157 --> 00:25:32,574 [squealing] 525 00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:39,477 [low growling] 526 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:42,860 Who are you? Did you bandage me up? 527 00:25:44,516 --> 00:25:45,966 Chuck Chuck! 528 00:25:47,727 --> 00:25:48,762 GUARD: Come on! Something's happened 529 00:25:48,866 --> 00:25:50,592 to the outtake valves again! 530 00:25:51,351 --> 00:25:53,008 [shushing] 531 00:25:55,217 --> 00:25:57,012 [indistinct chatter] 532 00:25:57,115 --> 00:25:59,670 [tools clacking] 533 00:26:01,637 --> 00:26:03,535 Okay, that's great, guys. 534 00:26:03,639 --> 00:26:05,779 Keep the pipe on the downward slope. 535 00:26:05,883 --> 00:26:08,506 -How's it all going? -Oh, thanks, honey. 536 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,163 It's good. Fast. 537 00:26:10,266 --> 00:26:11,958 I think we can have this thing up and running 538 00:26:12,061 --> 00:26:14,512 -for tests in a week. -That's amazing. 539 00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,928 You're not so bad yourself, babe. 540 00:26:18,654 --> 00:26:20,276 Oh, and hey, Sharon? 541 00:26:21,277 --> 00:26:23,625 Sorry about the whole "weed thing." 542 00:26:23,728 --> 00:26:25,937 It's okay, Randy. 543 00:26:28,871 --> 00:26:30,735 All right, Nelson, I've updated the engineering. 544 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,564 I've accounted for the elevation 545 00:26:32,668 --> 00:26:34,808 but I still can't figure out the pipeline. 546 00:26:34,912 --> 00:26:37,259 The problem is actually getting enough pressure 547 00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:39,813 to get the saltwater up here to the plant. 548 00:26:39,917 --> 00:26:41,884 It almost seems impossible. 549 00:26:41,988 --> 00:26:43,368 I don't know how you get saltwater 550 00:26:43,472 --> 00:26:45,612 up here without a tremendous amount of energy. 551 00:26:45,716 --> 00:26:47,234 Yeah, well, let's just keep working. 552 00:26:47,338 --> 00:26:48,684 There has to be an answer. 553 00:26:48,788 --> 00:26:50,962 Science always has an answer. 554 00:26:51,066 --> 00:26:53,551 Randy, it's good to have you back 555 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,415 at the U.S. Geological Survey. 556 00:26:55,518 --> 00:26:56,899 Thanks, Nelson. 557 00:26:58,142 --> 00:26:59,108 Oh, and hey, Nelson? 558 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,456 Sorry about the whole "weed thing." 559 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,562 That's okay, Randy. 560 00:27:05,736 --> 00:27:07,565 [machinery clacking] 561 00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,500 ♪ ♪ 562 00:27:11,603 --> 00:27:13,675 Hi, my name is Naomi Osaka. 563 00:27:13,778 --> 00:27:16,470 And I enjoy crypto just like I enjoy 564 00:27:16,574 --> 00:27:19,301 fresh piss on my organic greens. 565 00:27:23,374 --> 00:27:24,962 Fortune favors the brave. 566 00:27:25,065 --> 00:27:27,689 -Fortune favors the brave. -Fortune favors the brave. 567 00:27:27,792 --> 00:27:29,863 Fortune favors the brave. 568 00:27:29,967 --> 00:27:32,107 [gagging] 569 00:27:34,523 --> 00:27:35,524 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Go pee! 570 00:27:35,627 --> 00:27:37,043 With Pipi+. 571 00:27:37,837 --> 00:27:41,737 ♪ She's a summertime girl♪ 572 00:27:43,670 --> 00:27:45,810 ANNOUNCER [over P.A.]: Welcome to Pipi's Waterpark! 573 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:49,296 Where the thrills and fun are all 100% urine. 574 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,196 We hope you have a magical day and if you need to 575 00:27:52,299 --> 00:27:56,027 use the restroom, just let it go in one of our many pools. 576 00:27:56,131 --> 00:27:58,064 Your pee will be collected and harvested 577 00:27:58,167 --> 00:28:01,481 for Denver's water supply. Go pee, Colorado. 578 00:28:01,584 --> 00:28:02,793 ♪ She'll take you...♪ 579 00:28:02,896 --> 00:28:05,519 Boy, oh boy, what a great day for a swim! 580 00:28:05,623 --> 00:28:08,660 Can't wait to hit that fresh pool! 581 00:28:08,764 --> 00:28:11,629 Blackhawk, this is Browneye. I am in position. 582 00:28:12,595 --> 00:28:14,977 Copy, Butters. Do you see the slide we're looking for? 583 00:28:16,116 --> 00:28:18,394 That's a negative, Blackhawk. Got nothin' here. 584 00:28:18,498 --> 00:28:20,603 What about over by the funnel cakes, Eric? 585 00:28:21,812 --> 00:28:22,985 ♪ She's a summertime girl...♪ 586 00:28:23,089 --> 00:28:24,711 I don't see the slide that matches 587 00:28:24,815 --> 00:28:26,195 the one in the picture, Tolkien. 588 00:28:26,299 --> 00:28:28,542 I'm afraid this could be a dead end, guys. 589 00:28:28,646 --> 00:28:30,613 -Wait. Oh, my God. -What? 590 00:28:30,717 --> 00:28:33,409 There's a guy here who's just totally staring at my tits. 591 00:28:33,513 --> 00:28:35,964 Hey, do you mind, sir? My eyes are up here. 592 00:28:36,067 --> 00:28:37,724 Eric, we're trying not to draw attention to oursel... 593 00:28:37,828 --> 00:28:39,761 Stop looking at my tits! Yes, you are! 594 00:28:39,864 --> 00:28:41,279 Eric, do you... 595 00:28:41,383 --> 00:28:42,833 These people are all staring at my fucking tits! 596 00:28:42,936 --> 00:28:44,351 They're such perverts! 597 00:28:44,455 --> 00:28:47,078 Little boy, we're just a bit shocked to see that. 598 00:28:47,182 --> 00:28:49,632 Yeah, 'cause you're on the itty bitty titty committee, bitch! 599 00:28:49,736 --> 00:28:52,118 Just focus on the fucking plan, Eric! 600 00:28:52,946 --> 00:28:54,361 BUTTERS: Hey, fellas, I think I got it! 601 00:28:54,465 --> 00:28:57,399 I found the slide where the photo was taken! 602 00:28:58,193 --> 00:29:01,058 And there's some kind of bunker entrance right next to it. 603 00:29:07,858 --> 00:29:09,411 [birds chirping] 604 00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:11,758 ♪ ♪ 605 00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:21,526 Hello, ma'am. I'm sorry 606 00:29:21,630 --> 00:29:24,909 but I need to speak with you about your husband. 607 00:29:26,152 --> 00:29:28,292 -Is he dead? -Not yet. 608 00:29:28,395 --> 00:29:32,227 But he will be as soon as I can find him. Can I come in? 609 00:29:33,090 --> 00:29:35,402 Your husband is a very dangerous man. 610 00:29:35,506 --> 00:29:38,854 We now believe that he caused the whole drought to happen. 611 00:29:38,958 --> 00:29:41,374 -Do you mind? -Yes. 612 00:29:41,477 --> 00:29:42,893 Great. 613 00:29:42,996 --> 00:29:45,585 Now, obviously, your husband had some kind 614 00:29:45,688 --> 00:29:47,380 of bigger business plan. 615 00:29:48,174 --> 00:29:50,141 He might have it all explained somewhere. 616 00:29:50,245 --> 00:29:52,109 Does your husband have a deck? 617 00:29:53,110 --> 00:29:54,939 Of course my husband has a dick. 618 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:57,390 Well, I'd like to see it, if that's okay with you. 619 00:29:57,493 --> 00:30:00,220 How am I supposed to show you when I don't even know 620 00:30:00,324 --> 00:30:02,257 -where he is? -All right. If you want to 621 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,121 be difficult, ma'am, that's fine. 622 00:30:04,224 --> 00:30:06,537 But you know where your husband is 623 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,228 and so does your little boy. 624 00:30:08,332 --> 00:30:10,161 I'm sure that you've both seen his deck 625 00:30:10,265 --> 00:30:12,198 and I'm sure it's pretty massive. 626 00:30:12,301 --> 00:30:15,063 Detective, my husband is a good man. 627 00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:17,168 Well, I'm sure he was at one point. 628 00:30:17,272 --> 00:30:19,377 But then he started a streaming service 629 00:30:19,481 --> 00:30:21,724 and became the monster that he is today. 630 00:30:21,828 --> 00:30:24,382 Okay, well, I think you should leave now. 631 00:30:24,486 --> 00:30:26,039 All right, fine. 632 00:30:26,143 --> 00:30:29,008 But just so you know, when I find your husband-- 633 00:30:29,111 --> 00:30:32,114 and I will find him-- I'm gonna shoot him. 634 00:30:32,218 --> 00:30:35,186 And then I'll check out his deck later. 635 00:30:36,739 --> 00:30:39,397 ♪ ♪ 636 00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:46,784 This must be where all the pee 637 00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,717 is collected for Pipi's streaming service. 638 00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:51,030 Sure is a lot of pee! 639 00:30:51,858 --> 00:30:53,308 This place is massive. They had to have 640 00:30:53,411 --> 00:30:55,172 been working on this place for years! 641 00:30:55,275 --> 00:30:56,967 Yeah, looks like someone has been planning 642 00:30:57,070 --> 00:30:59,003 on fucking my mom for a long time! 643 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:02,006 Everyone spread out and see what you can find. 644 00:31:03,939 --> 00:31:05,561 What exactly are we looking for? 645 00:31:05,665 --> 00:31:08,668 Documents, contracts, condoms, whatever you can find. 646 00:31:08,771 --> 00:31:10,912 Get a picture of anything unusual. 647 00:31:11,015 --> 00:31:12,603 People would be very interested to see 648 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:14,156 how far along this all is. 649 00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:17,366 Hey, there's some little brown chocolates on the floor. 650 00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:23,717 Chunk! 651 00:31:23,821 --> 00:31:26,065 [screaming] 652 00:31:26,168 --> 00:31:27,031 Whoa! 653 00:31:32,209 --> 00:31:35,937 It's okay. It's okay. We're not gonna hurt you. 654 00:31:36,765 --> 00:31:38,870 [quietly]: Chuck Chuck? 655 00:31:40,596 --> 00:31:42,046 The fuck is that? 656 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,461 What are you doing down here? 657 00:31:43,565 --> 00:31:45,015 Are you lost? 658 00:31:45,877 --> 00:31:47,741 Chuck Chuck. 659 00:31:49,329 --> 00:31:51,987 You guys, seriously, the fuck is that? 660 00:31:52,091 --> 00:31:54,714 It's like a little bear pig... 661 00:31:57,234 --> 00:31:59,408 They don't know you're down here, do they? 662 00:31:59,512 --> 00:32:01,928 Chuck Chuck. 663 00:32:02,032 --> 00:32:04,482 Hey, stop right there! 664 00:32:10,937 --> 00:32:14,423 -[alarm blaring] -[clamoring] 665 00:32:17,219 --> 00:32:19,739 Yeah, we did it! We did it! 666 00:32:19,842 --> 00:32:21,258 Tell the boss we caught 'em! 667 00:32:21,361 --> 00:32:23,018 We finally caught the little buggers 668 00:32:23,122 --> 00:32:25,469 that've been messing with the equipment down here. 669 00:32:28,023 --> 00:32:29,059 ♪ ♪ 670 00:32:29,162 --> 00:32:30,681 I'm Reese Witherspoon. 671 00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:32,269 I think crypto is a great idea 672 00:32:32,372 --> 00:32:35,030 but there's one investment that's even smarter. 673 00:32:35,134 --> 00:32:37,895 That's why when my family is enjoying festive party games, 674 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:39,931 we do it in pee. 675 00:32:45,385 --> 00:32:46,835 [grunts] 676 00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:49,734 [gasping] 677 00:32:49,838 --> 00:32:51,805 [retching] 678 00:32:55,257 --> 00:32:56,569 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Go pee! 679 00:32:56,672 --> 00:32:58,502 With Pipi+. 680 00:32:58,605 --> 00:33:00,297 [retching] 681 00:33:05,992 --> 00:33:07,442 Oh, hey, honey. 682 00:33:07,545 --> 00:33:09,237 -Any luck? -No. 683 00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:11,894 The plant is almost ready to go and I still can't figure out 684 00:33:11,998 --> 00:33:13,896 how to get the saltwater to it. 685 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,347 The elevations are just too extreme. 686 00:33:16,451 --> 00:33:18,073 Hey, what are the kids doing? 687 00:33:18,177 --> 00:33:20,489 Mm, they're just in their rooms, hanging out. 688 00:33:20,593 --> 00:33:21,939 -Yeah? -Yeah. 689 00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:23,906 How about we round them up and go take a nice walk 690 00:33:24,010 --> 00:33:25,460 -or something. -You sure? 691 00:33:25,563 --> 00:33:28,325 Yeah, I need a break and they need a dad. Come on. 692 00:33:29,153 --> 00:33:30,327 [phone rings] 693 00:33:30,430 --> 00:33:32,260 Oh, hang on a second, it's Nelson. 694 00:33:32,363 --> 00:33:33,951 Hey, Nelson! How's it going up there? 695 00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,540 NELSON: Randy! Randy! 696 00:33:36,643 --> 00:33:38,335 The plant! 697 00:33:38,438 --> 00:33:39,715 It's all wrecked! 698 00:33:39,819 --> 00:33:40,889 What are you talking about? 699 00:33:40,992 --> 00:33:43,064 It was climate change, Randy! 700 00:33:43,167 --> 00:33:45,031 It ripped apart the watershed and took 701 00:33:45,135 --> 00:33:47,275 a huge shit in the conversion tanks! 702 00:33:47,378 --> 00:33:48,586 No. 703 00:33:48,690 --> 00:33:50,347 It just started tearing through people. 704 00:33:50,450 --> 00:33:54,420 But, Randy, it seemed like it was looking for something. 705 00:33:54,523 --> 00:33:57,699 I'm scared it might have been looking for you. 706 00:33:57,802 --> 00:34:00,322 [phone beeps] 707 00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:04,568 Randy, what's going on? 708 00:34:05,465 --> 00:34:07,122 What's going on, Dad? 709 00:34:07,226 --> 00:34:09,297 Take the kids to the basement and lock the door. 710 00:34:10,677 --> 00:34:11,747 Randy, what are we... 711 00:34:11,851 --> 00:34:14,302 Just do it, baby, please! 712 00:34:21,447 --> 00:34:23,725 Randy, I'm not gonna hurt you. 713 00:34:24,553 --> 00:34:26,314 What the fuck are you doing here?! 714 00:34:26,417 --> 00:34:29,075 I need your help, Randy. I can't go to the police. 715 00:34:29,179 --> 00:34:31,077 Yeah, no shit, 'cause you're a murderer! 716 00:34:31,181 --> 00:34:32,941 I didn't kill anyone! 717 00:34:33,044 --> 00:34:34,943 Look, I know we've had our differences. 718 00:34:35,046 --> 00:34:36,979 But I need you to trust me right now. 719 00:34:37,083 --> 00:34:39,189 I don't care about Credigree Weed anymore. 720 00:34:39,292 --> 00:34:40,914 I just want to fix the drought. 721 00:34:41,018 --> 00:34:42,882 You're not going to fix it because 722 00:34:42,985 --> 00:34:44,746 Pipi controls everything! 723 00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:46,196 Pipi? 724 00:34:46,299 --> 00:34:48,163 He used the water commissioner to get us 725 00:34:48,267 --> 00:34:50,303 to start our streaming war against each other. 726 00:34:51,718 --> 00:34:52,788 No. 727 00:34:52,892 --> 00:34:54,445 He used us, Randy. 728 00:34:54,549 --> 00:34:56,620 Pipi tried to have me killed but some little beaver thing 729 00:34:56,723 --> 00:34:58,104 saved me. Please. 730 00:34:58,208 --> 00:34:59,485 My wife said Tolkien and his friends 731 00:34:59,588 --> 00:35:01,142 went to look for me at the waterpark. 732 00:35:01,245 --> 00:35:03,730 Credigree and Tegridy have to work together. 733 00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:08,218 Tegridy took over my life 734 00:35:08,321 --> 00:35:10,944 and completely ruined my character. 735 00:35:11,048 --> 00:35:12,532 Don't you get it? 736 00:35:12,636 --> 00:35:16,053 We aren't the ones who are ever gonna help anything. 737 00:35:17,606 --> 00:35:20,022 We're the ones who make everything worse. 738 00:35:23,267 --> 00:35:24,820 [squeaking] 739 00:35:24,924 --> 00:35:28,790 [grunting] It's no use, we can't hack through the bars. 740 00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:32,656 Hey. Hey there. 741 00:35:35,935 --> 00:35:38,075 [quietly]: Chuck Chuck. 742 00:35:38,869 --> 00:35:40,111 Hey. 743 00:35:40,215 --> 00:35:41,941 Are you down here looking for your dad? 744 00:35:42,044 --> 00:35:43,839 I'm looking for my dad, too. 745 00:35:43,943 --> 00:35:46,014 Oh, God, that's so cheesy. 746 00:35:47,602 --> 00:35:49,742 You don't have to be afraid of people. 747 00:35:49,845 --> 00:35:50,984 I can tell you why. 748 00:35:51,088 --> 00:35:52,986 [grunting softly] 749 00:35:54,678 --> 00:35:56,197 [flatulence] 750 00:35:58,060 --> 00:35:59,752 Chuck Chuck. 751 00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:02,410 Yes. Good, Tolkien, I think you're starting 752 00:36:02,513 --> 00:36:04,619 -to reason with it. -[heavy door opens] 753 00:36:07,553 --> 00:36:08,519 So! 754 00:36:08,623 --> 00:36:10,176 You're the little "sabotagis" 755 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,971 that's been messing with my stuff, huh? 756 00:36:12,074 --> 00:36:15,216 Uh, no, we actually just got here recently, sir. 757 00:36:15,319 --> 00:36:18,149 -Where is my dad? -Your dad? 758 00:36:18,253 --> 00:36:19,910 -[snaps fingers] -Oh... 759 00:36:20,013 --> 00:36:23,258 You the boys that make-a the little boats-a. No? 760 00:36:23,362 --> 00:36:26,157 Oh, you help Pipi so much! 761 00:36:26,261 --> 00:36:29,091 You probably made a lot of money, huh? 762 00:36:30,127 --> 00:36:31,542 We didn't know what we were doing. 763 00:36:31,646 --> 00:36:34,511 [chuckles]: Yeah, well, who does, huh? 764 00:36:34,614 --> 00:36:37,065 That's doing business in America. 765 00:36:37,168 --> 00:36:38,687 You just get in, 766 00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:41,897 fuck everything up, pay people money you don't have, 767 00:36:42,001 --> 00:36:45,280 and try to get a big market evaluation, yes? 768 00:36:45,384 --> 00:36:46,661 So you sped up climate change 769 00:36:46,764 --> 00:36:48,559 and then you fucked my mom, is that it? 770 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,285 Scusi? 771 00:36:50,389 --> 00:36:51,907 No, see, what he did was 772 00:36:52,011 --> 00:36:53,150 he paid people too much money 773 00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:54,669 while actually devaluing the artists, 774 00:36:54,772 --> 00:36:56,705 creating a streaming business that was driving content 775 00:36:56,809 --> 00:36:58,604 instead of content driving the business. 776 00:36:58,707 --> 00:37:01,503 So now he's got a huge company but all he's delivering is piss. 777 00:37:01,607 --> 00:37:04,265 And now I'm about to have the only streaming service 778 00:37:04,368 --> 00:37:05,818 in the world. 779 00:37:05,921 --> 00:37:09,580 You see, I have all the celebrities here. 780 00:37:09,684 --> 00:37:14,482 Everybody to be in one big final commercitogether! 781 00:37:14,585 --> 00:37:16,622 And when that commercigoes out, 782 00:37:16,725 --> 00:37:19,728 everybody gonna want to invest in Pipi. 783 00:37:20,557 --> 00:37:23,594 And you boys, well... I'm afraid you might meet up 784 00:37:23,698 --> 00:37:26,217 with a little accidente,eh? 785 00:37:26,321 --> 00:37:28,565 The pee-pee gonna come down 786 00:37:28,668 --> 00:37:31,844 and it gonna wash you boys away down a drain-ee. 787 00:37:31,947 --> 00:37:35,572 Come on! We gotta make-a the commerci! 788 00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:39,265 ♪ ♪ 789 00:37:46,548 --> 00:37:50,276 I'm sorry, guys. I got played. 790 00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:52,071 We all got played, Dad. 791 00:37:52,174 --> 00:37:53,728 The whole state. 792 00:37:53,831 --> 00:37:57,352 I really thought I could make a difference this time. 793 00:37:57,456 --> 00:38:00,562 Well, you can't, Randy. 794 00:38:01,701 --> 00:38:04,117 But there is someone who can. 795 00:38:04,946 --> 00:38:07,328 Somebody who can go down to that waterpark 796 00:38:07,431 --> 00:38:09,537 and demand to be heard. 797 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,747 We need Karen back, Dad. 798 00:38:12,850 --> 00:38:14,058 What? 799 00:38:14,162 --> 00:38:16,026 No. No! 800 00:38:16,129 --> 00:38:17,545 You have to, Dad. 801 00:38:17,648 --> 00:38:19,305 Karen is the only one that can get past security 802 00:38:19,409 --> 00:38:21,100 and insist to see the management. 803 00:38:21,203 --> 00:38:23,827 Karen is gone. Okay? 804 00:38:24,966 --> 00:38:26,899 I'm never going back. 805 00:38:27,002 --> 00:38:28,590 Then Pipi does win. 806 00:38:28,694 --> 00:38:30,696 And we all go without fresh water for the rest of our lives. 807 00:38:30,799 --> 00:38:33,595 Come on, Karen, please. My friends are down there. 808 00:38:33,699 --> 00:38:35,908 It doesn't work like that. 809 00:38:36,011 --> 00:38:39,221 I didn't just become Karen overnight. 810 00:38:39,325 --> 00:38:40,913 First I smoked weed. 811 00:38:41,016 --> 00:38:42,466 Then I smoked too much weed. 812 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,537 Then I started a weed farm and then I got entitled 813 00:38:44,641 --> 00:38:46,850 and did everything I could to protect it! 814 00:38:51,337 --> 00:38:54,236 But the weed is all gone now. 815 00:38:55,997 --> 00:38:57,412 Not all of it. 816 00:39:14,981 --> 00:39:18,157 The Thanksgiving Day Special? You saved this? 817 00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:20,539 I-I made this, like, three years ago. 818 00:39:20,642 --> 00:39:24,508 Yeah. I think it's the best special you ever made. 819 00:39:25,854 --> 00:39:27,856 ♪ ♪ 820 00:39:31,722 --> 00:39:36,693 If I smoke this... I won't remember any of you. 821 00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:42,837 It will be like none of the past few days ever happened. 822 00:39:43,872 --> 00:39:45,840 We have to have water, Karen. 823 00:39:48,774 --> 00:39:51,362 ♪ ♪ 824 00:40:07,862 --> 00:40:09,864 [magical chiming] 825 00:40:15,110 --> 00:40:17,354 [no audio] 826 00:40:19,356 --> 00:40:20,495 [muffled]: What the hell is he doing? 827 00:40:20,599 --> 00:40:22,014 He looks ridiculous. 828 00:40:22,117 --> 00:40:24,395 Just-just let him do it, kids. 829 00:40:24,499 --> 00:40:25,396 [magical chiming] 830 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:29,124 [humming, grunting] 831 00:40:29,228 --> 00:40:31,472 ♪ ♪ 832 00:40:35,717 --> 00:40:38,237 ♪ We missed you, Karen♪ 833 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,929 ♪ Where have you been?♪ 834 00:40:41,033 --> 00:40:44,588 Someone's been fucking with my Tegridy! 835 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,764 -Yeah! -Yeah, Dad! 836 00:40:47,867 --> 00:40:50,905 [applause] 837 00:40:51,008 --> 00:40:52,251 Thank you! 838 00:40:52,354 --> 00:40:54,564 Thank you, everyone, for coming 839 00:40:54,667 --> 00:40:57,808 to be a part of filming my new commerci. 840 00:40:57,912 --> 00:41:02,503 This is gonna be the best commerciwe ever make-a! 841 00:41:04,021 --> 00:41:07,542 Okay, now everyone look like you're having fun! 842 00:41:07,646 --> 00:41:12,685 Background action! And action, Matt Damon-a! 843 00:41:13,548 --> 00:41:15,308 Hi. I'm Matt Damon. 844 00:41:15,412 --> 00:41:19,347 Me and all my Hollywood friends have a little secret to share. 845 00:41:19,450 --> 00:41:21,832 ALL: We love being in pee. 846 00:41:21,936 --> 00:41:23,282 Are you in? 847 00:41:23,385 --> 00:41:24,559 Okay, that's good, that's good. 848 00:41:24,663 --> 00:41:27,597 Now you all play in the pee a little bit. 849 00:41:28,425 --> 00:41:30,461 You laughing, you having fun. 850 00:41:30,565 --> 00:41:32,498 You splash-a the pee on each other. 851 00:41:34,707 --> 00:41:36,398 [groans] 852 00:41:36,502 --> 00:41:37,883 Good, good. You love the pee. 853 00:41:37,986 --> 00:41:40,126 Now maybe, Matt Damon, you splash pee 854 00:41:40,230 --> 00:41:41,507 on Reesie Witherspoon. 855 00:41:41,611 --> 00:41:43,716 And then, Reesie, the pee-- the pee make you 856 00:41:43,820 --> 00:41:46,754 so happy that-that you cry. 857 00:41:46,857 --> 00:41:48,238 I cry? 858 00:41:48,341 --> 00:41:50,827 Yes, Reesie, you so happy in the pee, it make you cry. 859 00:41:50,930 --> 00:41:55,072 And when you cry... you cry the pee. 860 00:41:55,176 --> 00:41:57,903 I can't cry pee. 861 00:41:58,006 --> 00:41:59,490 Oh, come on, Reesie. 862 00:41:59,594 --> 00:42:01,354 You slut yourself out for crypto, 863 00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:03,356 now just be a slut for Pipi. 864 00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:06,705 Go on, cry, Reesie. You're all a bunch of sellouts. 865 00:42:06,808 --> 00:42:09,121 Cry for the commerci. Come on, cry. 866 00:42:09,224 --> 00:42:11,330 [crying] 867 00:42:11,433 --> 00:42:13,746 [all crying] 868 00:42:16,197 --> 00:42:19,372 I'm sorry, folks, the waterpark is closed 869 00:42:19,476 --> 00:42:21,029 for a commercial shoot. 870 00:42:21,133 --> 00:42:23,307 We'll let you know as soon as we get things back open again. 871 00:42:23,411 --> 00:42:24,895 [tires screeching] 872 00:42:24,999 --> 00:42:27,208 ♪ ♪ 873 00:42:27,311 --> 00:42:29,590 [people screaming] 874 00:42:37,252 --> 00:42:39,254 It's Karen! 875 00:42:39,358 --> 00:42:42,879 I want in your waterpark right now! 876 00:42:42,982 --> 00:42:45,985 The park's closed, they're filming a commercial. 877 00:42:46,089 --> 00:42:48,125 I wanna speak to your... 878 00:42:48,229 --> 00:42:49,471 [reverberates]: manager! 879 00:42:49,575 --> 00:42:51,681 -[people scream] -[glass shatters] 880 00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:56,237 PIPI: Good. Good. 881 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:59,654 And now, Larry David, you come up with the pee in your mouth. 882 00:43:01,449 --> 00:43:05,177 And then you just, you just spit the pee on Gwyneth Paltrow. 883 00:43:07,317 --> 00:43:08,698 [retches] 884 00:43:08,801 --> 00:43:12,771 -[Randy yelling] -[people screaming] 885 00:43:16,015 --> 00:43:18,984 There you are! What's going on? 886 00:43:19,087 --> 00:43:21,503 You wanna tell me what the fuck is going on?! 887 00:43:21,607 --> 00:43:23,609 Scusi,who let you in? 888 00:43:23,713 --> 00:43:26,785 I let myself in because it's a free country 889 00:43:26,888 --> 00:43:29,028 and I'll stand where I fucking want! 890 00:43:29,132 --> 00:43:30,443 Get him out of here! 891 00:43:30,547 --> 00:43:31,962 Don't you fucking touch me! 892 00:43:32,066 --> 00:43:34,102 Don't any of you fucking touch me! 893 00:43:34,206 --> 00:43:37,002 Okay, we obviously have a bit of a Karen here, let's, uh... 894 00:43:37,105 --> 00:43:39,211 You can call me Karen all you fucking want! 895 00:43:39,314 --> 00:43:40,764 Motherfucker! 896 00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:42,352 Why don't you tell everyone what you've been doing?! 897 00:43:42,455 --> 00:43:45,700 [in distance]: I want to speak to someone in charge! No! 898 00:43:45,804 --> 00:43:47,737 No, 'cause clearly you're not in charge! 899 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,153 -What's going on up there? -You don't even know what the fuck you're doing! 900 00:43:50,256 --> 00:43:51,361 Do you?! 901 00:43:52,155 --> 00:43:55,158 -[clattering] -Hello? Who's there? 902 00:43:55,952 --> 00:43:59,265 Who's there? Goddamn it, I-I'm the fuckin' lifeguard. 903 00:43:59,369 --> 00:44:01,578 [whistle blows] 904 00:44:04,063 --> 00:44:05,651 [grunts] 905 00:44:09,241 --> 00:44:10,552 Whoa. 906 00:44:10,656 --> 00:44:13,245 No, you-you all need to get a life! 907 00:44:13,348 --> 00:44:15,109 I'm not wasted, you're wasted! 908 00:44:15,212 --> 00:44:18,940 Okay, fine, if you don't leave, I'm gonna call the police. 909 00:44:19,044 --> 00:44:20,148 Fuckin' do it! 910 00:44:20,252 --> 00:44:21,632 Fucking call the police! 911 00:44:21,736 --> 00:44:23,600 Bring 'em right here! Why don't you go back 912 00:44:23,704 --> 00:44:25,153 to your own fucking country?! 913 00:44:25,257 --> 00:44:27,155 -Oh, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. -Oh, whoa. 914 00:44:27,259 --> 00:44:29,986 Tom, it looks like after several days of nothing, 915 00:44:30,089 --> 00:44:33,023 a new Karen video has finally appeared on the Internet. 916 00:44:33,127 --> 00:44:35,681 A livestream caught Karen spewing the usual 917 00:44:35,785 --> 00:44:37,234 entitled hateful bullshit, 918 00:44:37,338 --> 00:44:39,547 and more and more viewers are tuning in! 919 00:44:39,650 --> 00:44:42,723 You probably don't even have a fucking green card, do you?! 920 00:44:42,826 --> 00:44:45,001 Okay. Please leave, okay? 921 00:44:45,104 --> 00:44:47,658 No! You leave! I'm an American! 922 00:44:47,762 --> 00:44:49,315 I pay taxes! 923 00:44:49,419 --> 00:44:52,767 -Okay, please-please leave. -No! You're a piece of shit 924 00:44:52,871 --> 00:44:55,287 who started the streaming wars on purpose 925 00:44:55,390 --> 00:44:57,220 to-to cause the drought! 926 00:44:58,773 --> 00:45:00,637 Okay-okay, that's it. 927 00:45:00,741 --> 00:45:03,019 Everybody, we're sorry for the disturbance. 928 00:45:03,122 --> 00:45:05,400 Yeah, and then you pay celebrities to get people 929 00:45:05,504 --> 00:45:06,954 to invest in your dumb shit 930 00:45:07,057 --> 00:45:09,266 'cause you know it's fucking dumb! 931 00:45:11,717 --> 00:45:15,479 Somebody get this Karen out of my face-y! 932 00:45:15,583 --> 00:45:17,412 [distant roaring] 933 00:45:17,516 --> 00:45:19,311 [people screaming] 934 00:45:19,414 --> 00:45:20,830 [roaring] 935 00:45:21,865 --> 00:45:25,213 Oh, you fucked now, Karen. 936 00:45:25,317 --> 00:45:28,182 Oh, look out! ManBearPig! 937 00:45:28,285 --> 00:45:30,667 [roaring] 938 00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:33,566 TOLKIEN: Dad? Dad! 939 00:45:33,670 --> 00:45:35,741 Dad, you're okay! 940 00:45:35,845 --> 00:45:38,813 Tolkien? Tolkien! 941 00:45:40,642 --> 00:45:41,954 ♪ ♪ 942 00:45:44,474 --> 00:45:46,890 ♪ ♪ 943 00:45:49,237 --> 00:45:50,652 Where did you come from?! 944 00:45:50,756 --> 00:45:52,758 We were busted out by our new friend. 945 00:45:52,862 --> 00:45:54,725 It's okay, you can come out. 946 00:46:00,283 --> 00:46:01,802 Chuck Chuck. 947 00:46:01,905 --> 00:46:03,873 What the fuck is that thing? 948 00:46:03,976 --> 00:46:06,703 I think I can explain it all. 949 00:46:07,738 --> 00:46:10,224 You see, for Pipi's plan to work, 950 00:46:10,327 --> 00:46:12,536 he needed to control climate change. 951 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:16,782 And the only way to control anything, is by fucking its mom. 952 00:46:16,886 --> 00:46:18,991 But what Pipi didn't count on, 953 00:46:19,095 --> 00:46:21,752 was that a child will stop at nothing 954 00:46:21,856 --> 00:46:24,341 to find out who is fucking their mom. 955 00:46:26,412 --> 00:46:28,104 Chuck Chuck. 956 00:46:35,490 --> 00:46:38,217 See? I-I keep them safe, uh-huh. 957 00:46:38,321 --> 00:46:39,909 [growling] 958 00:46:40,012 --> 00:46:42,773 Whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute, ManBearBitchie. 959 00:46:42,877 --> 00:46:44,499 We have a great team, no? 960 00:46:44,603 --> 00:46:46,122 -[roaring] -[people screaming] 961 00:46:46,225 --> 00:46:49,677 You no wanna hurt Pipi. Look at everything we've done! 962 00:46:49,780 --> 00:46:51,472 [roaring] 963 00:46:51,575 --> 00:46:52,853 [screaming] 964 00:46:54,302 --> 00:46:56,304 [roaring] 965 00:46:56,408 --> 00:46:58,720 [gasping] 966 00:47:00,550 --> 00:47:02,310 [roaring] 967 00:47:02,414 --> 00:47:04,140 [Pipi gasping] 968 00:47:04,243 --> 00:47:05,417 [roars] 969 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,695 I give you half of the company, huh?! 970 00:47:07,798 --> 00:47:09,421 What do you say, ManBearBitchie?! 971 00:47:09,524 --> 00:47:13,597 We can own the only streaming service in the world together! 972 00:47:13,701 --> 00:47:15,806 -[roaring] -[screaming] 973 00:47:19,603 --> 00:47:21,122 [squeaks] 974 00:47:22,296 --> 00:47:24,815 [squeaking] 975 00:47:24,919 --> 00:47:28,336 -It's over. We did it! -We did it, Dad! 976 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,029 Randy. Thank you so much. 977 00:47:33,963 --> 00:47:36,862 Randy? What are you staring at? 978 00:47:36,966 --> 00:47:39,071 Oh, here we go again. 979 00:47:39,175 --> 00:47:41,349 No, wait. 980 00:47:42,385 --> 00:47:43,834 Mr.... Mr. Marsh? 981 00:47:43,938 --> 00:47:45,319 My eyes are up-- Dude! 982 00:47:45,422 --> 00:47:49,910 How to get saltwater to the desalinization plant. 983 00:47:50,738 --> 00:47:52,809 Saltwater-- saline. 984 00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:55,053 Saline in the plant. 985 00:47:55,156 --> 00:47:58,297 Saline implant! Holy fuck! 986 00:47:58,401 --> 00:48:01,922 [cheering] 987 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,167 Today we try for a new beginning. 988 00:48:06,271 --> 00:48:10,137 You know, in police work, we don't always get it right. 989 00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:13,347 I wanted a deck in my hands so bad that I didn't care 990 00:48:13,450 --> 00:48:14,831 whose deck it was. 991 00:48:14,935 --> 00:48:16,591 But I'm happy to be standing here now 992 00:48:16,695 --> 00:48:18,973 with our new test subject. 993 00:48:19,077 --> 00:48:21,872 Thank you. I just want to say to my mom... 994 00:48:21,976 --> 00:48:24,220 Mom, I'm sorry. 995 00:48:24,323 --> 00:48:27,257 I'm sorry that I can't always be the son that you need. 996 00:48:27,361 --> 00:48:29,570 Because right now you need a son that can stay firm 997 00:48:29,673 --> 00:48:30,951 and teach you a lesson. 998 00:48:31,054 --> 00:48:34,506 But unfortunately, duty calls. I'm ready. 999 00:48:42,445 --> 00:48:44,171 Okay, hit it. 1000 00:48:46,518 --> 00:48:49,555 [gurgling] 1001 00:48:49,659 --> 00:48:51,937 ♪ ♪ 1002 00:48:52,041 --> 00:48:54,353 Okay, it works. Bring in the rest! 1003 00:48:58,495 --> 00:49:01,050 ♪ ♪ 1004 00:49:12,958 --> 00:49:15,167 [gurgling] 1005 00:49:18,619 --> 00:49:20,207 [gurgling] 1006 00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:30,217 We got Matt Damon to tell every woman 1007 00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,839 with fake tits to be brave! 1008 00:49:31,942 --> 00:49:33,841 Look at all of them. 1009 00:49:41,987 --> 00:49:44,265 It's working! 1010 00:49:44,369 --> 00:49:46,164 [cheering] 1011 00:49:48,062 --> 00:49:50,961 Hey, everybody! Look! 1012 00:49:57,278 --> 00:50:00,937 ManBearPig is leaving with PigBearGirl and Chuck Chuck. 1013 00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:03,664 [roars] 1014 00:50:03,767 --> 00:50:05,424 Chuck Chuck! 1015 00:50:12,431 --> 00:50:13,501 Hey, wait. 1016 00:50:13,605 --> 00:50:15,020 If that little thing 1017 00:50:15,124 --> 00:50:16,918 is gonna be climate change someday, 1018 00:50:17,022 --> 00:50:19,093 shouldn't we, like... kill it? 1019 00:50:20,508 --> 00:50:21,613 I think what we should do 1020 00:50:21,716 --> 00:50:22,855 is try to reach out to it, 1021 00:50:22,959 --> 00:50:24,271 see what it needs and see if it can 1022 00:50:24,374 --> 00:50:25,824 be different from its father. 1023 00:50:25,927 --> 00:50:28,206 Yeah, but that all sounds really hard. 1024 00:50:28,309 --> 00:50:31,036 We have enough water for the summer now. Fuck it. 1025 00:50:31,140 --> 00:50:33,245 Let's smoke some weed! 1026 00:50:33,349 --> 00:50:36,524 [cheering] 1027 00:50:36,628 --> 00:50:38,837 ♪ ♪ 1028 00:50:40,149 --> 00:50:42,358 [cheering continues] 1029 00:50:45,395 --> 00:50:47,397 ♪ ♪ 1030 00:51:17,462 --> 00:51:19,429 ♪ ♪