Man, this sucks. All of you are weak pieces of shit.
Talk about boring.
This isn't nearly enough.
I'm gonna go kill Kirishima Toru!
There you go again with Kirishima Toru.
You sure are obsessed with the guy.
But honestly, I wouldn't bother.
I'm pretty sure Kirishima doesn't have time for you right now.
What's that supposed to mean?!
Hey, Masaya!
Kirishima's currently busy taking care of a cute little girl,
so he's on break from being a demon.
Huh? Taking care of... a little girl?
There's no way that's true!
Kirishima changed while you were in the slammer.
Which is why you should learn from him and calm down...
Shut up!
What?
Oh, dear...
Kirishima's changed?
The Kirishima? For real?
I'll be the one to decide that when I see it with my own eyes.
Because my only reason for living was to crush that guy.
Man, I just can't wait to kill you, Kirishima Toru!
The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
Episode 7: The Ultimate Target
Damn it! Taking care of a little girl?!
Don't give me that shit!
The boss doesn't know what kind of guy Kirishima is.
Thirteen years ago...
I picked a fight with Kirishima,
who I'd heard would murder anyone who got involved with him.
And then, after one hit, I understood everything.
T-Toru-chan, wait! That's too much!
Huh? Who gives a shit?
No one would care if this weakling died.
I picked a lot of random fights with dudes to test my strength, but he was on another level.
Kirishima was the ultimate target to me.
Ever since then, all I've thought about is crushing him.
The Alpha and the Omega, Kirishima Toru.
...taking care of a cute little girl...
Snap
God damn it!
I won't be satisfied until I see it for myself!
Show yourself, Kirishima Toru!
Dude, shut the hell up.
Who's screaming my name in the middle of the damn street?
Kirishi...ma?
You're shittin' me... right?
Who the hell's this weirdo?
Path
Boss, are you sure we didn't need to stop Masaya?
Hm... Yeah.
I really don't want to start anything with Sakuragi.
Guess we should go fetch him soon.
But before that, let's have some coffee.
He exists in his own time zone.
But man, Sakuragi sure is lucky to have such a cute daughter.
Sure...
At our last meeting, I asked him if I could borrow his daughter just for a day, and...
What?
Think before you speak. Or do you want your whole family to be crushed?
I almost destroyed our alliance by accident.
Man, he sure is a doting parent.
Seriously, that isn't funny.
Please don't randomly self-destruct when I'm not around.
The man who has to deal with all the Kakihara Family problems
Kirishima, is he your friend?
I'm not sure. I don't actually know who he is.
He was shouting your name, though.
Ah... Well, I know a lot of guys in suits. I can't remember all of them.
I guess you do mix up Rabi-kun and Mi-chan all the time.
They're really hard to tell apart.
Hey, Kirishima! You can't be serious!
The hell are you doing?!
Huh? What am I doing?
Buying colored pencils with the little lady at the stationery shop.
That's not what I'm talkin' about!
The hell are you babysittin' little kids for?!
The guy I know wouldn't do that crap!
Is that so? Well, sorry, but I don't remember who you—
Shut up! It doesn't matter because I remember you!
Uh, how does that even work?
God, this is a pain. I'm terribly sorry, little lady.
Could you go wait in the stationery shop for a bit—
Oh, Yaeka-chan!
Hi there! Are you on your way home from school?
Rei-chan.
Aw, Toru-chan's being a good boy, actually coming to pick you up.
Actually, you'll do. Watch the little lady for a bit, all right?
Huh?
I'm gonna shoo this guy off.
Huh? Masaya?!
Omigosh, it's been so long!
Get the hell off me!
Is he Rei-chan's friend?
I guess so.
What do you mean, Toru-chan? It's Masaya, remember? Masaya!
I mentioned him the other day!
The battle nut who'd always pick fights with you!
How are you so strong—
See? Look at this scar?
Middle school? Scar on his face?
I'll kill you... I'll kill you, you hear me?!
I don't care where you go, I'll be there to kill you!
Just you wait, Kirishima!
Oh, right.
I guess there was some dude like that.
You really don't remember people, do you?
But isn't it cool that you happened to bump into each other
thirteen years later?
Thirteen years...
Definitely nothing to be happy about.
Oh, Toru-chan! You're so shy!
We were the squad.
Wait. I broke open this dude's skull, right?
Piss off!
I was never friends with you two!
What are you talking about?
We were the school outcasts, so we became friends!
Battle Nut
Would murder you if you talked to him
Effeminate
The Squad
We were just some weirdos that got together!
Yeah, but Masaya, I didn't think you'd end up a yakuza, too.
That's none of your business! More importantly...
What's really messed up is this dude hiding his true nature to babysit some kid!
I've been searching this whole time...
for the guy they've been calling a demon for so long.
Hey, kid. This Kirishima you're looking for...
He's the new kid that joined Sakuragi's family recently, isn't he?
They call him...
Kirishima the Yakuza Crusher.
He's pretty famous for crushing yakuza families left and right.
We haven't had the pleasure of running into him yet...
But if you become a yakuza, too, you might just bump into him.
I joined 'cause I thought I'd get to meet a crazier version of you
than the one I knew from middle school!
And yet, you—
Hey.
Shut your mouth.
I don't give a rat's ass how you live your life,
but if you're gonna be a thorn in my side,
how about I end you right here and now?
Kirishima?
Little lady.
I'm sorry, little lady!
I was just a little hangry.
Really?
What the hell are you talking about?!
Hey, Masaya!
Masaya, we're gonna go get some grub.
Boss?!
Why are you here?! I finally found Kirishima, and now I'm gonna—
The boss said we're eating, so we're eating.
Let go of me!
Yeah, yeah, we're done for today. See ya later, Kirishima.
Let go of me, damn it!
Sorry if our Masaya interrupted anything.
Right...
God damn it!
That was over as quickly as it started.
Honestly, Masaya hasn't changed at all.
I'm on edge just watching him.
Kirishima?
You're hungry, right? Let's go home.
Sure.
Hello, President?
As I said, Kirishima-kun won't be heading that way.
Yes.
Don't worry. It'll all work out.
You've got me, after all.
Okay, time for another fun day at work.
Gonna Take Kirishima Down
The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
Kirishima-san.
I just got to Kono's office.
I see.
Just do it like we discussed yesterday.
Right.
Kirishima, don't move.
If you move, I can't draw you right.
My apologies. I'm just not used to being an art model.
No fair. Sounds like you're having fun.
You're the one who gets to play with President Kono, though.
What?
Just let me know how it goes.
You got it.
I couldn't ask for anything better than Sakuragi-san being on our side.
We're also ecstatic to finally have a connection with you, President Kono.
By the way, there's something I'd like to discuss with you.
Yes?
Is there any way we can make some changes to this agreement?
Changes, you say?
The other day, I talked to Kirishima-san...
But I've heard some terrifying rumors about him.
I wasn't thinking straight, and I ended up writing a higher price than I had planned.
Ah, in the heat of the moment, huh?
Kirishima-san's face is pretty scary,
so I don't blame you for thinking he was threatening you.
Oh, it's not like that.
I just let myself get spooked even though I barely know him.
Agreement
This is very important to me, so I wanted to think it over.
Agreement
I will be in your care from now on, after all.
Yes, of course. I'll wait as long as you need me to.
Thank you very much.
I knew it. He's just some lackey.
Here's the new agreement I'd like to propose.
I see...
Looks okay to me.
Looks like this will go smoothly, just like he said.
Really? Thank you very much.
I'm glad you're so understanding, Sugihara-san.
Oh, I'm honored.
I feel so at ease since this is a fake agreement.
Huh?
What did you just say?
Oh, right. I said I feel so at ease because this is a fake agreement.
F-Fake? What are you...
What are you implying, Sugihara-san?
Scams involving civilians, forcefully buying up land...
Your next target was real estate, wasn't it?
Mister President, you sure have been involved in some dirty business on our turf.
There's no way we'd ever side with someone who's wrecking our territory.
Don't give me that shit!
I told you! I made a deal with Kirishima!
You still don't get it, President Kono?
That agreement itself was fake.
Man... It sure took some time to gather enough evidence,
since your evil deeds were always so intricate.
Piss off! Don't think you're gonna get away with this!
Stop acting like you're Kirishima—
Shut the hell up. You don't have the right to decline.
I came here today to squash your little operation.
You should be grateful that you get to deal with me and not Kirishima-san.
Unlike Kirishima-san, I'm nice,
so if you apologize now, I'll forgive you.
You little shit! Who do you think you are?!
You're nothing but Kirishima's shadow!
I see. Well, don't say I didn't try to resolve this peacefully.
Don't worry. This won't be as bad as what Kirishima-san would do.
Please, don't—
Man, that pissed me off.
Don't compare me to Kirishima-san the Demon.
You're nothing but Kirishima's shadow!
What? This teacup costs 150,000 yen?
5 Years Ago
Kei-chan, where'd you get this?
From an antique shop this old lady runs on her own.
She's got no security cameras, so it's a free-for-all.
Way to go, Kei-chan! You're a top-tier shoplifter!
Aw, c'mon. No need to flatter me.
Yeah.
Sekiguchi Antiques
Aw, Granny's awake today.
Welcome.
Feel free to look around.
Well, whatever. I'll just take some stuff that's not in her line of sight.
Heya, kid.
You into antiques?
Huh?
It's pretty rare for a kid like you to come into a shop like this.
Oh, uh... Y-Yeah, I guess you're right.
I kinda picked up the interest from my dad...
Huh... I see. So you come here often, then?
Er... Yes.
What's this dude's problem? He's all up in my face.
Maybe I'll give up for now and come back another day...
So, I heard this shop has a problem with...
shoplifting.
Huh?
I'm here 'cause the boss asked me to pick somethin' up for him.
"Boss"? Is he with the yakuza?
But apparently, it's gone now, even though the owner doesn't remember selling it.
You know anything about that?
It's a teacup worth 150,000 yen.
Seriously?
N-No idea... sir. It probably got sold.
The lotus design on it was super pretty.
Oh, really? How'd you know there was a lotus design on it?
Shit, I messed up.
It was just a game for me, at first.
Why can't you even manage that?
Enough already!
No matter what I did, the adults never acknowledged me.
Drug Store
The only thing anyone complimented me on was my shoplifting skill.
My "game" ended up my whole way of life, and my parents disowned me.
This is hell...
I'll let you pour some tea into that teacup before I finish you off.
I wish I could've been complimented on something normal, even once.
Y'know, you're pretty good at making tea.
Huh?
Might just be the pricey teacup and the splash of despair that's mixed in.
Nah, I mean it. It's good.
H-He complimented me!
I'm fine with just making tea!
Please! Let me work for you!
Huh? I don't need anyone working for me.
Something so insignificant to society
managed to be what changed my whole world.
I'm just Kirishima-san's shadow? Say whatever you want.
I decided that I was going to follow him forever.
Hey there, President. That was a pretty long nap.
Mashiro-san!
Where were you?! I only agreed because you said you'd back me up!
What's going on?
I guess Sugihara-kun's pretty strong.
Before he joined that family, he was the leader of some thieves,
and he never lost a fight.
Meaning he's skilled enough to work under Kirishima-kun.
Seriously, I got some great intel today thanks to you.
W-Wait... You were just using me?
Sure was. Do you have a problem with that?
Wha—
Oh, but if the boss finds out I'm doing this, I'll get in trouble,
so this will be goodbye for us.
Hmm, I wonder... If I push you from here,
do you think it'll be high enough to give you amnesia?
Actually, you might just croak.
Wh-What are you...
Wanna try it out?
Hey, Sugihara.
Tea.
Yes, sir!
Here you go.
Kirishima-san, am I good at making tea?
It'd taste the same no matter who made it.
Kirishima-san doesn't remember...
Best Friends
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