You went too far this time, Kirishima-san.
Well, they didn't wanna talk. What did you expect me to do?
We did what we were supposed to, so who cares?
Keep saying that and the boss is gonna get pretty pissed at you.
Whatever.
Dumbass.
Hey, Kirishima.
So what did you want to talk to me about, boss?
Well, you always do excellent work.
It's even better that you never seem to feel remorse.
Aw, thank you, boss.
That was sarcasm, you moron.
Huh?
That said, your skills are the real deal.
The fact that our family stays in order is proof of that.
I'm giving you a job.
Does he want me to beat up some gorilla?
Come in.
We're glad you're all enjoying The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting. But for reasons, instead of our regularly scheduled story, we're going to bring you something even more ridiculous. Thanks.
Sugihara?
So what's this job about?
You're going to start streaming with him.
Huh? Streaming?
The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
Episode 4: Why Don't We Start Streaming?
Due to changes in societal conditions,
our funds are heading into dire straits.
In order to make sure our family can survive, we need to change that.
Hey, what's he talking about?
He called me here out of the blue, too, so I have no idea...
And so!
Apparently there's this thing called "streaming" that's extremely profitable.
Kirishima, have you heard of this?
Uh... I can't say I have.
What about you?
I mean, I dabble in it every once in a while.
He's pretty knowledgeable.
He usually has a shit-eating grin while he's staring at his phone.
You don't need to mention that...
Anyway, I'm leaving this to you two.
There's just one condition.
I can't have any of the other families finding out about this.
Improving our finances is important, but you need to protect our reputation.
Got it?
Yes, sir!
Kirishima!
Oh, sorry, little lady.
All right, let's go.
Kirishima?
Yes, little lady?
This is good enough for today. I can go by myself from here.
What brought this on?
Did something bad happen, Kirishima?
I'm perfectly fine. Don't you worry.
Come on, let's go.
Mm...
Seriously? Streaming? What the hell are we even supposed to do?
It doesn't have to be anything big.
Videos explaining odd jobs can be pretty popular, too.
Is explaining our line of work to the public a good idea, though?
Yeah, there might be a few issues there...
Why don't we say we tried but failed, and just let the boss yell at you?
Why am I the only one getting yelled at?
You're in the same boat as me here!
Besides, is it even possible to do this
without the other families figuring out who we are?
There are plenty of videos where the people in them
either have a mosaic covering them, or just don't show their faces at all.
They can put on masks or helmets, too.
This doesn't make any sense.
People love anonymity nowadays.
Then you can go ahead and record videos with a mask on,
and put that out into the world.
I'mma sleep.
Uploading videos requires a lot more work, like setting up a camera and editing!
It's really involved!
You can just go about your business without a care in the world.
I'll just record that.
Yeah, sure.
But you need to wear this as a disguise.
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Morning Routine Before a Raid [Yakuza]
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Includes paid promotional content
Misty!
Nice to meet you all. The name's Misty Island and I'm a yakuza member.
Don't worry. I may be in the yakuza, but I'm not scary.
Actually, if you could just enjoy this as fiction, that'd be great.
Just think of this as fiction
Today, I'll be showing you how I get ready for raid days
and introducing you to some tools I use.
The waking up part is pretty normal.
As soon as I wake up, I brush my teeth.
Raid days usually require a lot of negotiating, so you gotta look good.
Tools of the Raid
The first raid tool is this.
This is [redacted] and it [redacted],
so it's the most popular thing in our business.
Ones from [redacted] aren't the best-made, so they can accidentally discharge,
but this one's made in [redacted], so it's pretty safe,
and the price is pretty reasonable.
Oh, this one's a must-have, too!
When your enemy [redacted] at you, you just [redacted] to inflict some damage,
Is this actually interesting?
We'll just upload this one and see how things go.
so it's pretty popular in our world.
The Next Day
Kirishima-san!
What? Why the yelling first thing in the morning?
The number's gone up!
You talkin' about the boss's blood pressure?
No! The video we shot.
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Wait, this many people watched it?
I had some buddies of mine spread it online through social media.
One of them has access to tens of thousands of phones,
so it's easy for him to get something to go viral.
And no one's gonna find out it's us?
Well, most of the scenes were blurred out.
That may have made it seem even more realistic.
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If you don't, I'll come raid your house!
God, your voice is obnoxious in this.
But this obnoxiousness is a hit with the kids.
All right! I've got our next video idea ready, too.
We're gonna do more?
Mii-chan and Rabbi-kun
Come on, hurry up!
Hello and good evening to all of you rascals and upstanding citizens out there.
It's ya boy, Misty.
Bamboo here.
Say somethin'.
I'm Gold
We're Team Cherry!
Misty!
Team Cherry!
Team Cherry
Team Cherry!
Ultra-Spicy Curry Ain't Nothing to Us
Since We Live Ultra-Spicy Lives
It burns!
Wait, me?
No, no, I can't!
Go on, eat up.
A Moment, Please...
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Team Cherry!
Water!
All Gone
Water!
What, this?
Eatery Kurosaki
What the heck is this?
Tour of an Elite Yakuza's House
Team Cherry
Team Cherry!
Yikes...
We explored a deserted office
and saw **!!
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Team Cherry!
We Bring a Battered Youth Into Our Family
Team Cherry
Team Cherry!
Spent 10,000 yen at this bar
Gone instantly
Water costs 5,000 yen?!
Snacks are 4,000 yen?!
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Team Cherry!
Enjoying a Leisurely Bonfire as We Dig a Hole
Team Cherry
Team Cherry!
I'm Gold
I'm Misty.
I'm Bamboo!
This is me.
That's Gold.
We're Team Cherry!
Misty!
And we got it!
Morning!
Kirishima.
Are you sleepy?
Not at all. I'm perfectly fine.
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That curry looks tasty.
All these videos involve eating spicy things,
taking stray cats home, and going camping.
Well, that's pretty much the limit of what we can do.
So, how're the videos doing?
Man, it's insane! Our videos are going way more viral than I could've imagined.
We even have other content creators trying to find out our identities now.
Huh, that's interesting.
Kirishima-san, we're talking about civilians.
We'll be in big trouble if we mess with 'em.
Tch. So what're we supposed to do if someone finds out?
All right. I'm gonna try to get the numbers down a little to cause a minor scene.
Huh? What's that even mean?
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We have an announcement
Thank you for always watching our videos.
When we started this channel, we said we were affiliated with the yakuza,
but of course, we don't actually belong to a yakuza family.
We're just a small agency that handles entertainers,
and we just called ourselves yakuza
so we could have a bit of fun making these videos.
We are terribly sorry for lying to you all this time.
We're going to stop filming for a while and reflect upon our actions.
Once again, we're very sorry.
We're very sorry.
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Kirishima-san! I messed up!
We got a stupid amount of likes on that video!
The hell are you gonna do? At this rate, someone's gonna find us out.
Hey, have you heard of these guys?
They call themselves yakuza,
but their vids look so low-budget
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that they're endearing and pretty fun to watch.
Huh?
I'm sad that they're gonna stop uploading.
The place they're filming from sorta looks like it's around here,
so I'm wondering if they're local.
Although I wonder if these videos are a bad influence on kids,
even if they know these are fake...
Misty!
Let's go on a raid!
Hey, take all our shit down.
Roger.
If it's spreading among grade schoolers,
the little lady might end up hearing about it, too...
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We need to avoid that at all costs.
Kirishima! I need to talk to you.
Get your ass in here.
Kirishima, do you know why I summoned you?
Yes, we're sorry. We'll get right to...
That's right. You'll get right to... singing.
What?!
I talked to a buddy of mine about this streaming thing, and he wanted in.
He mentioned making videos of you singing without showing your face.
Sing...
...ing?
Singing is great.
People of all ages can be moved by a song and obsess over it.
That melody that resonates within the hearts of everyone, regardless of age...
The fact that we yakuza and civilians can bond over something is a great feeling.
Hey, why's he so hyped about this?
The hell's wrong with the boss today?
Now, now, let's just go along with it...
Team Cherry
Team Cherry!
Couldn't I have just worn what I usually wear?
Maybe they want you to wear a fancier outfit since you're covering your face.
Is it a thing for amateurs to just suddenly get into singing now?
It's not unusual nowadays for
someone to get their start streaming and then debut
with a major label without showing their face.
Seriously, though... We're clearly putting ourselves out there.
No one's found out who we are yet?
Actually, we're doing everything so flashy
that it might make it harder to tell who we are.
Your positivity never ceases to amaze me.
Oh, really? Thanks.
Hey, I wanted to get a final check on the design.
Um, what is this?
Your boss already gave us the okay on this.
Contract
Sakuragi
Here's the demo and the lyrics.
I'll send you files.
Team Cherry Demo.zip
We're gonna make the arrangement even more modern so it'll be a total banger.
Um... We're just gonna think on this a bit...
Team Cherry
Team Cherry!
Good Bye Cherry!! Good Bye Cherry!! This extraordinary thrill is exhilarating for all ages Upstanding citizens and hooligans walk side-by-side Let's be strong and Good Bye Cherry!!
There's no way we can do this, right?
What are we going to do?
Okay, you do it.
You'll be singing with a mask anyway.
What?!
Okay, you tell the boss no, then.
Wait, you should be the one to do that!
Don't wanna.
No way! This is too harsh!
This is a request from the boss himself.
And this is my request!
Gold Misty Cypress Bamboo
Good Bye Cherry!
Nope! Not happening!
There's no way we can memorize this.
Right?
I guess that's a wrap.
Yup.
Let's delete all of our videos and scram.
Right.
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I got the latest on Team Cherry—
Deep Dive!!
Team Cherry Disappeared
Team Cherry stopped streaming. Because—
What's the real reason?
I'm very sorry. I am...
I'd like to apologize for this incident. I'm Misty's younger sister.
Important Announcement
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They got us...
Don't work too hard, okay?
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Entertainment News We follow the super-popular Team Cherry
Just who is this Team Cherry making their major debut?
Who knows how long they'll be popular?
These types get really tired of having to play the characters they made up,
and it's hard on them.
Kirishima didn't come to school with me again today.
Eatery Kurosaki
Y'know, the younger boys from the family haven't been by for a bite lately.
Hello and good evening to all of you rascals and upstanding citizens out there.
It's ya boy, Misty.
I'm Gold
I'm Bamboo.
I'm Gold.
I'm Gold
We're Team Cherry.
Misty...
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Team Cherry Heads to Asia
Team Cherry collaborates with foreign artists
Misty is the best
Believe in our Misty
This isn't...
Yeah, I dunno...
Misty was a mistake
what I wanted to do, is it?
Misty's too desperate
What the hell? Where the hell am I right now?
Damn it... This isn't how it's supposed to be.
Once we get to back to Japan, we've got another recording session.
Let's just wrap it up quick-like.
Yeah...
When are you coming home next?
Team Cherry Finally Does a Public Recording
Tickets to Live Viewing Sold Out Worldwide!
Their singing voices resonate throughout the world
When are you coming home next?
It was all a dream...
The bubble disappeared
It disappeared without flying
It was just born
But then it burst and disappeared
Wind, wind, don't blow right now
Let's let the bubbles fly
You have a lovely voice, little lady.
Do you want to sing, too?
Nah, I don't have that kind of talent.
You must be shy.
Yeah.
Kirishima-san! This is hilarious!
You've gotta see this vid—
What was that for?!
Hello?!
Did I say something wrong?
Tch. Just shut up.
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