Episode 5: Kirishima's Day Off
Let's see...
So that's Mi-chan?
No, that's Rabi-kun.
You always get them wrong.
My apologies. I'm terrible at remembering names.
Those guys are...
Kirishima, who's this?
Um...
Rabi-kun.
No! That's Mi-chan!
That's...
The dude from the Sakuragi Family.
Oh, that's Kirishima.
He got put in charge of babysitting some brat? Sad.
What's going on over on that turf?
Let me throw the party next month. You definitely won't regret it.
Man, I'm beat...
God, these shitty old farts never stop talking.
I heard you were taking care of Sakuragi-san's daughter.
The Demon of the Sakuragi Family babysitting, eh? That's surprising.
If you ever get bored of babysitting, come to my family.
We'll welcome you with open arms.
What a pain in the ass.
Don't make me keep repeating myself, damn it.
Hey, Kirishima.
Havin' fun taking care of the little miss?
Who the hell are you?
Guess I hadn't introduced myself yet.
I'm Yanagi from the Kusagami Family—
Ah, hello? Little lady?
Why, you little...
Yes, I think we'll be done soon.
If there's something you want, I'll pick it up on my way back.
Check out that shit-eating grin. "Demon of the Sakuragi Family," my ass.
Yes. See you soon.
Are you that scared of your boss?
I guess it's true that you turned tame after getting stuck taking care of that kid.
Man, you sure love the sound of your own voice.
What the hell? His mood suddenly changed.
I'm not babysitting.
I'm working.
Better watch your mouth.
I'm not kind enough to take care of your corpse.
You get me? Yeah?
If that was the old Kirishima, you'd be dead right now, Yanagi.
What?!
Can't tell you how many times I was happy our families were affiliated...
He's definitely calmed down a bit,
but you still don't wanna press your luck with him, Yanagi.
That's exactly why he underestimates you!
Don't go startin' shit with him.
Thank you very much!
Sorry for all the trouble.
No trouble at all.
You always take very good care of us, Sakuragi-san.
The Sakuragi Family has control of a huge restaurant like this, too?
This sucks.
If he's not gonna make a move, I guess I'll have to do it myself.
Little lady!
Could you call Kirishima-san?
Kirishima's off today, so he went out somewhere.
Dinner will be ready in no time!
That's right... I have something I have to do.
I absolutely need to get closer with the little lady!
Sugihara
I've always been right by Kirishima-san, so she knows I exist,
Sugihara
but I don't think we've ever actually gotten closer than that.
At this rate, she's only gonna know me as the dude who's always with Kirishima!
I don't want that! That sucks!
*Believe it or not, he's a yakuza member
But with Kirishima-san gone, now's my chance!
Right?
Can I sit next to you while we eat today?!
*Believe it or not, he's a yakuza member
Sure...
Thanks!
It's so insanely quiet.
Then again, I guess the little lady never says much anyway,
so I gotta initiate the conversation!
Little lady!
Has anything fun happened at school recently?
Hmm...
Not really.
M-Maybe you played with some friends?
I don't have that many friends.
Oh, God! I stepped on a landmine!
What would Kirishima-san do in this case?
No, I can't rely on Kirishima-san!
Little lady!
After we're done eating, why don't we go to my room?
Horror
Japanese Movies
Foreign Films
Anime
So many.
Are these all movies?
Action
Sci-Fi
Fantasy
Foreign Films
Anime
Horror
Yes! You can pick whichever one you'd like!
I watch all kinds of movies. I even have some that are for kids.
I'm sure the little lady will enjoy this.
This one, then.
Mi-chan and the Magical House
Oh, the Mi-chan series!
Kind Bunny Girl Mi-chan
The kind bunny girl Mi-chan powers up with the power of carrots.
This is a fantasy anime that kids and adults can both enjoy!
The Movie
Mi-chan and the Magical House
Three Hours Later
The End
Are you okay?
I forgot that this thing was a tearjerker.
Rather than enjoying it with her,
I got sucked in more than she did and started bawling.
God, I'm lame...
Here's some tissues.
Thanks, little lady.
I'm always like this.
Whenever I watch movies with Kirishima-san, he tells me to shut up and hits me.
You watch movies with Kirishima?
Yes. Oh, but Kirishima-san gets bored easily,
so he won't watch anything unless it's a one-and-done, like a movie.
Huh...
Huh?
We started talking about Kirishima-san,
and now she looks like she's having fun...
Is this the difference in how close the little lady sees herself
with Kirishima-san and me?!
I see... Well, of course.
It's not like I can get as close as Kirishima-san did
after all this time in just a few hours.
In that case, there's only one thing I can do!
Little lady!
Hmm?
You're in luck! I'll tell you everything I know about Kirishima-san!
What does Kirishima like?
Huh? Well...
Kirishima Outing Permit
Not like I actually have anything to do, or anywhere specific to go...
Toru-chan!
I didn't think we'd run into each other in a place like this!
Ah, and here comes a nuisance.
Eek!
It's hard to believe, but Kirishima-san likes chocolate.
I know that.
Huh? How did you know that?
Oh, there you are.
Oh, Kanami-san.
Yae-chan, want to go shopping?
Yeah!
Aw, let's talk about Kirishima-san some more!
Ugh, you're so mean.
Kirishima's Classmate Rei Hojo (28)
How can you hit a precious friend you haven't seen in forever?
Of course I'm gonna freak out when some built guy suddenly grabs me from behind.
It's called a loving hug!
It's creepy.
So, what brings you here?
I'm on a little business trip.
But I was surprised.
I heard your family was around here,
but I didn't think I'd find you so easily.
Have you been well?
I guess.
And I bet you're still a man-eater who goes through men like tissues.
Oh, stop! Don't make me sound like some kind of beast!
So you don't deny it?
Come to think of it, you've changed.
When I first met you, you always looked like you hated anything and everything.
You seem like you've totally chilled out now.
Must mean you're really comfortable where you are.
Where I am right now...
Yeah.
Honestly, I'm lucky enough to be in a place where I really don't deserve to be.
Toru...
You finally found some humanity!
No touchy.
Hey! You've got some nerve to feed me this disgusting crap!
You mockin' me or what?!
Well?!
I'm terribly sorry. It'll be on the house.
You bet your ass it will be—
That's enough, Sanagi.
Kirishima!
It's Yanagi, you asshole! Remember my name already!
Oh, my bad.
No point in trying to act tough in front of civilians.
Get lost.
Don't ever come back.
Th-Thank you very much.
Sorry for the trouble.
Not at all, and I'll make sure to comp your order.
Thanks, man.
S-Sir, your change!
Wow... The old Toru wouldn't have hesitated to destroy this shop.
Say, let's go out for drinks.
I'd love to hear all about whoever made you change.
No. My drinks will taste like crap around you.
Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
I'm kidding.
I already have plans that take priority.
Maybe next time.
Look at you, making me jealous.
But I've never seen him with such a nice look on his face.
Come back tonight though, okay? from Yaeka
Wants to be friends.
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Steadfast Sponge Cake Mix
Steadfast Pound Cake Mix
Maybe I'll make a cake for you today, Yae-chan.
I wanna make one, too.
Aw, you're going to help me out?
I wanna make a chocolate cake.
Then I guess we'll have to buy a lot of chocolate.
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Yeah.
Damn it! This is pissing me off.
Still, it really wasn't a good idea to cause trouble back there.
I just kindly gave him a warning that his food tastes like shit!
That little brat...
Drive closer to them.
What?!
Whoa, we're definitely gonna get in trouble
if we try to do anything to another boss's daughter.
It could even lead to a shootout between the families!
I'm just kidding, jeez.
Of course...
Man, you're no fun.
We're gonna make a little pit stop.
We're back!
Oh?
You're home?
Welcome home, little lady.
Thanks for inviting me over.
She's the one who found Ohagi-chan, right?
We ran into her on the way home.
I see...
Ohagi, we're home.
I see you gave it a tasty-sounding name.
Drool...
Is everything about food to you?
I'm glad to see you again, Toru-kun-san.
Enough with the weird names.
Oh, but we're gonna enjoy some girls-only time now, so you're not invited.
God, she's annoying...
Daikiyo Hanako Soft Flour
Delicious Pancake Mix
Do you two always make cakes?
Sometimes.
This is actually Yae-chan's first time. Right?
Yeah.
Is there someone you want to make one for?
It must be your dad, right?
I wanna give some to Kirishima.
So cute.
This is real nice.
Huh?
I haven't had a crush on anyone yet,
so I envy the excitement and anticipation the little lady is feeling.
Excitement and anticipation...
Grrrrruuuumble
Well, I'm just here to eat, so it doesn't really matter.
Her stomach's been growling this whole time.
What's for dinner tonight?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm making a cake with Yae-chan, so could you order out for dinner tonight?
All right.
Kirishima!
So yeah, we're eating out tonight.
Sure. Is Kazama-tei all right?
Yes, if you would.
Hello, this is Sakuragi. Thanks for always taking care of us.
Sorry, but can we make a reservation for tonight?
I'm terribly sorry, but we'll have to decline for today.
Oh, I see...
Hey, hurry the hell up!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Please excuse me.
Yes, may I help you?
This ain't nearly enough food. Keep it coming.
But you still have some food left...
Shut up! We're partyin' tonight!
We're celebrating the fact that we're gonna be takin' care of your place, startin' today.
You're not gonna ask us to pay, are ya?
I see. I guess we'll have to go somewhere else.
I'm sorry, but something concerns me about this.
What is it?
Well, something seemed off on the phone.
It's finished!
I can tell it's delicious just by the smell.
I'll pack some up for you to take home.
Here you go.
Thanks.
I'm the happiest when I'm eating something delicious.
Hopefully you can find someone someday to share that happiness with.
Yeah...
Toru-kun.
Is everyone at the office?
Yes.
Kirishima?
I'm sorry, little lady. I have something I need to take care of real quick.
I'll be back soon, though.
Hmph. You could've spared a little time.
That geezer's a total pushover!
We just hit him a few times, and he obeys our every word.
And now, this place is gonna be the Kusagami Family's little piggy bank.
Are you sure about this, bro? This is Sakuragi's turf.
You heard the guy. The Sakuragi Family wasn't taking payment from here.
If that's true, there's no problem with us taking care of 'em.
Yes, but...
He's not gonna show up!
I'm sure he's just playin' house with that brat,
and their bedtime's comin' up soon!
Right...
"The Demon of the Sakuragi Family," my ass.
Everyone's too chickenshit over a guy playin' babysitter.
He's just a—
I've brought you more alcohol.
Yeah, about damn time!
K-Kirishima!
Heya.
Havin' fun talking shit about me, Unagi?
It's Yanagi, damn you!
I thought you were babysittin—
Hey, you've got the nerve to try to collect from a place on our turf,
and you didn't even know the rules?
Who the hell cares about rules?!
Shit... he's crazy!
Anyone who can't follow the rules is gonna be punished.
Shut up! Who the hell do you think I am—
By the way, our little lady is very good about following the rules.
You could probably learn a thing or two from her.
Wh-What the hell are you talking about?!
You're a slow one, aren't ya? I'm telling you it's your bedtime.
Huh?
Go on, drink up. You'll sleep better this way.
Don't worry. After I put you to bed,
I'll give you a proper burial with a gravestone and everything, Yahagi.
I-It's Yanagi!
B-Bro...
It's been a while, Kirishima-kun.
Keep your distance, Mashiro.
Man, you really hate me. I guess you still don't like my cologne.
Momoyama Family 1st Lieutenant Mashiro Yuri
Gross...
Kirishima-san!
Sugihara, you take care of this.
Let's eat!
Thanks, Kanami-san!
Man, this looks great!
Oh? Where's Sugihara-kun?
He got a phone call and left.
I see...
I'm back.
I'm sorry I'm late, little lady.
Here.
Oh? You made this?
I made chocolate cake.
Huh? Are we missing someone?
Well, I guess I'll dig in.
It's great.
It's got a lot of chocolate chips in it.
They give it a nice crunch.
I put extra chocolate chips in yours, Kirishima.
Did you, now?
Because you love chocolate.
Shh. It's a secret, though.
You got it. Shh.
Thank you very much.
They shine so much. They almost blind me.
I don't think I'll ever be like that.
Well, I'm hungry, so I should go home and eat my cake...
Oh, I'm sorr—
Um... Thank you very much.
This is for you, too.
What's this?
Super Vanilla
Sugihara told me that you like the lids from ice cream cups.
I see.
Super Vanilla
That's what Sugihara said, huh? I'll have to thank him later.
Damn that Kirishima-san...
Ordering me out of the blue to start digging holes...
This is harder than it looks...
Unagi
Dunno
Man, I really wanted some cake.
Unagi
Dunno
H-Help us...
Unagi
Dunno
Wow, you're still alive.
Man... Kirishima-kun's really mellowed out.
Y'know, you only matter when they call you a demon.
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