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Dakotakid.

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Breaking news here, guys,
out of Hollywood this morning.

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C-list actor...
C-list actor...

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Let's upgrade him.
The devoted actor...

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Longtime actor...
Emerging actor...

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Up-and-coming actor,
John Durfy Junior, has died.

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What?
What?

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Apparently,
he was attempting a stunt

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to prepare for his upcoming role
as Harry Houdini.

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Whoa.
He got the gig.

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This story is crazy.

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So, allegedly,
Mr. Durfy was a method actor

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and was working with
a retired magician.

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For those who don't understand
method acting,

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it's usually when
one actor decides
to take it really seriously

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and bums out everyone else
on the set.

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He needs a better method.
He was doin' a stunt.

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Stunt went wrong--
Stunt gone wrong--

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Sounds like a stunt
gone wrong right there.

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Yeah, it did.
I mean, it really went wrong.

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Durfy died during a stunt
gone wrong involving Durfy
being handcuffed...

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Attempting to swallow a...

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A key?

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...he tragically choked on.

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Entertainment sources say
it's another senseless death

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at the hands of method acting.

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- That is sad news.
- Wow.

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What a terrible tragedy.
Whew.

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John Durfy Junior,
may he rest in peace.

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I-- I can't believe it.
I just can't believe it.

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Neither can I.

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I feel like
I just saw him.

33
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Yeah, he just called me
last week.

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It was a butt-dial,
but still...

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It's just not real.

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It can't be real.

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Hey,
what if it's not real?

38
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It's real, Zane.

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So where's Shelly?

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He's outside.
He needed a minute.

41
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I think we can get started.

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I wanna thank everybody
for being here today

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to honor
the life of my brother,

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Murphy John Durfy Junior.

45
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It means a lot.
His name was Murphy Durfy?

46
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I had no idea.

47
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I didn't know that.
Shh. Doc.

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Since Mom and Dad passed,

49
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it's just been
me and my brother
and my sister.

50
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I wanna thank Uncle Tommy
for comin' all the way up
from Texas.

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Thanks, Tommy.

52
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What?

53
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You know, Durfy was older
than I am, but I always
felt like the big brother.

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Always looked after him.

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Tried to do my best.

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Standin' up here today,
I realize...

57
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maybe I didn't do enough.

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Oh, hell no, Jack.

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No, you were the best brother
he could ever ask for.

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Hell, if they had a--
a buckle for best brother,

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yours would be
the size of Texas.

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Go Cowboys!

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Thank you, Tommy.
Appreciate that.

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What?
Okay.

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Anyway,

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if anybody would like to
get up here and share a memory,
now's the time.

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"Durfy was my friend,
and when I lost my nuts,
Durfy treated me--

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always treated me
like a person who had nuts."

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Hi, everybody. I'm Bob.

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Me and these guys
grew up with Durf.

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As you can see, we're--
we're pack animals.

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We practically
raised each other.

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We're family.

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And when we were kids,
we started this thing
called the Buddy Games.

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It started as Wiffle ball
in the backyard, and--

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Well, it evolved
into a tradition

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that continues even today.

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It's ours.

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And Durfy...

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And Durfy showed up...

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No matter where he was in life,
he always showed up.

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We all did.

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We show up for each other.
I mean, that's the point, right?

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Well, today...

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today we're down a man.

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And I-I-- I just...
I don't think any of us
can believe it.

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You know, I remember loanin'--

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loanin' Durfy some money
for a few of those Buddy Games.

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Even though I thought
they were a little lame
and a total waste of time.

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They were important to him,
and that's what mattered.

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'Cause that's
what brothers do.

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Thank you, Bob.

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Would anyone else
like to come up and share?

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Yeah, I--
I'd like to say somethin'.

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That's why we're here, Jack.

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Go, buddy.

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It's okay.

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Durfy...

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He wasn't just
one of my best friends.

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He was also my first patient
as a chiropractor.

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When I got certified,

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everyone was too scared
to have me work on 'em.

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Except for Durfy.

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He never sued me.
Doesn't matter
how bad I hurt him.

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Oh, and I hurt him.

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Okay, great.

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Thanks, Jack.
That--

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Uh, Zane here.

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Durfy had such
a beautiful heart.

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He was the first person
that I ever told that I was gay.

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That's right.

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You're not alone, Uncle Tommy.

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I knew that I could trust him.

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And I knew that
he would never judge me.

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And he kept my secret for...

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for decades.

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Until I came out again
to Doc on his table.

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Isn't that right, Doc?
Yeah.

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Durfy also
helped me put together
my first leather swing set.

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If you all don't know
what that is...

121
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Okay, Zane, that was great.
...it's an indoor...

122
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Zane, that was great.
It's for indoors.

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Zane, I think
they'll figure it out.

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Well, Murphy Durfy.

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I met Durfy in kindergarten.
That's how far back we go.

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I was on the playground,
picking my nose.

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Kid walks up, laughs at me,
punches me in the face.

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This squirrelly kid named Durfy
tackled that kid,

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pinned him down,

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and he goes,
"You think that's funny?

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'Cause it's snot."

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And he proceeded to
pick the kid's nose

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and slap the kid's boogers
right in his face.

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Then I joined in.
It was just pick and slap.

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Pick and slap, pick and slap.

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Okay, Bender, Bender.

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That's enough
from you guys, okay?

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You know, you're the reason
we're here, right?

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All the partyin'
and your stupid
fuckin' Buddy Games.

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Look where it got you.

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You're nothin' but single,
middle-aged losers.

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You never grew up.

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I got this, Jack.

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Now, I've heard
just about enough
of this shit.

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There are three
important things in life:

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hard work, determination
and the good book.

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And that all went out the window

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when he started hangin' out
with his buddies
instead of his family.

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And look,
he didn't even have kids.
Hell, I got nine!

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That's right. And tellin' him
that he needed to be an actor

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instead of followin'
in the family business

152
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and doin' good, honest work?

153
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No, he goes chasin' dreams.

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Well, I've said it once,
I'll say it again,
dreams are stupid!

155
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Exactly right!

156
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I've said it nine times!

157
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Don't chase your dreams.
What?

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- Come on.
-  Finally, somebody's speakin' some sense around here.

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Jack, we only encouraged Durfy
to do what made him happy, okay?
That's what friends do.

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We loved Durfy like a brother,
and you know it.

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You know what?
He already had a brother.

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Where you going?
What's he doing?

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We're gonna go spread
Durfy's ashes

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out at the family business,
where he belongs.

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Anybody else
who wants to come along,
you're more than welcome.

166
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He wouldn't want that.

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That is a terrible idea,
Jack.

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Oh, my!

169
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Holy shit.

170
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I got this, I got this.
I got the urn. It's okay.
Relax. It's okay.

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Thank you. I'll take...
Thank you. No, I'll take...

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Let me bless it.
It needs blessing!

173
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It's okay. It's okay...

174
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What's going on?

175
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Zane! Give it to me!

176
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I can't, Jack!

177
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Doc! Quit it, you dick!
Zane!

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I'm not messin' around.
I'm gonna beat you--

179
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Put that-- Give--

180
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Wait a sec! Stop fuckin' around!

181
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Okay, I'm sorry. Here.

182
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Hey!

183
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Zane!
Listen to me, you--

184
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Doc!
I'm open!

185
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Give me the urn! Right now.
Zane, block for me!

186
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God, I am so, so sorry!

187
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Come on!

188
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Fuck, yeah!

189
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Start up the chopper!
Let's go!

190
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Where's your car?

191
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I'm parked down here!
Right.

192
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- Come on.
- That's a helicopter.

193
00:11:05,454 --> 00:11:06,656
Come on, let's go!

194
00:11:06,789 --> 00:11:08,959
- Shelly! Shelly!
- Hurry, hurry!

195
00:11:09,091 --> 00:11:10,426
Hey.
Shelly!

196
00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:13,129
They're coming.
They're getting too close.

197
00:11:13,262 --> 00:11:15,398
Is this Durfy?
What the hell? What--

198
00:11:15,531 --> 00:11:17,500
You go, you go! Shelly!

199
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,869
There's no time!
Just get in the helicopter!

200
00:11:20,003 --> 00:11:21,337
- Zane!
- Let's go, Shelly!

201
00:11:21,470 --> 00:11:23,974
I got this!
What is going on?

202
00:11:24,106 --> 00:11:25,976
Let's go, man!
Let's go. Come on!

203
00:11:26,142 --> 00:11:27,911
Come on, go, go, go!

204
00:11:28,811 --> 00:11:31,480
Zane!
He's staying behind!
He's a fighter!

205
00:11:31,614 --> 00:11:32,381
Hey!
Oh.

206
00:11:32,515 --> 00:11:33,883
Hey, Jack.
How are your balls?

207
00:11:34,017 --> 00:11:35,151
Shut up!

208
00:11:36,786 --> 00:11:38,454
Oh, my God!
Oh, no!

209
00:11:39,155 --> 00:11:40,456
Zane, get up.
Get up!

210
00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:41,857
Get up, motherfucker!

211
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,593
Yes!
Yes!

212
00:11:43,726 --> 00:11:45,728
We gotta go back down and get him!
 We gotta go back.

213
00:11:45,861 --> 00:11:47,797
We can't! Those people
are fucking crazy!

214
00:11:47,931 --> 00:11:50,800
No! Never leave a man behind!

215
00:11:50,934 --> 00:11:53,803
Holy hell,
we're actually flyin'.
This is pretty cool.

216
00:11:53,937 --> 00:11:56,372
So you brought your helicopter
to Durfy's funeral?

217
00:11:56,505 --> 00:11:58,708
Yeah, it-- Traffic sucked.
No, it didn't.

218
00:11:58,841 --> 00:12:01,777
You just keep this thing
on standby all the time,
or what?

219
00:12:01,912 --> 00:12:04,647
Some people have
personal drivers, Shelly.
It's basically the same thing.

220
00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:07,183
Uh, it's way
fuckin' different.

221
00:12:07,316 --> 00:12:08,551
Way cooler.

222
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:11,021
Oh, shit.
Uncle Tommy's got a gun.

223
00:12:11,153 --> 00:12:12,788
What?
He's not gonna shoot us.

224
00:12:12,923 --> 00:12:14,390
Nah.
No, he's not.

225
00:12:19,195 --> 00:12:21,130
Is anybody hit?
I just peed a little.

226
00:12:21,263 --> 00:12:23,599
Actually,
I just peed a lot.

227
00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:26,402
Fly faster!

228
00:12:27,938 --> 00:12:29,171
Okay, we're good.

229
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I'm soaked.

230
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Absolutely soaked.

231
00:12:36,145 --> 00:12:37,680
Oh, my God.

232
00:12:37,813 --> 00:12:39,215
What did we just do?

233
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Well, we just kidnapped
a fucking urn.

234
00:12:41,283 --> 00:12:42,752
Did we break the law?
Are we criminals now?

235
00:12:42,885 --> 00:12:46,422
I mean, I'm gonna say no,
but I think yes.

236
00:12:46,555 --> 00:12:49,993
Well, we couldn't let 'em
just dump Durf in some ditch!

237
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I agree.
Man, I can't go to jail.

238
00:12:52,528 --> 00:12:55,731
It's gonna throw off
my whole trajectory. I still
got a whole life to live.

239
00:12:55,865 --> 00:12:57,100
I could help people.

240
00:12:57,233 --> 00:13:00,169
Some of us
already do help people,
thank you very much.

241
00:13:00,302 --> 00:13:03,539
Doc, you're not a firefighter,
you're a chiropractor, so...

242
00:13:03,673 --> 00:13:05,374
None of us
are going to jail, okay?

243
00:13:05,508 --> 00:13:08,644
Because Jack and Uncle Tommy
are gonna fucking shoot us.

244
00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:15,618
All right, so...

245
00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:19,923
what are we gonna do
with Durfy's ashes?

246
00:13:20,723 --> 00:13:21,590
Huh?

247
00:13:21,724 --> 00:13:24,260
I mean,
he loved Chipotle.
Yeah.

248
00:13:24,393 --> 00:13:26,129
Are you fuckin' stupid?

249
00:13:26,262 --> 00:13:27,196
Yeah.

250
00:13:27,329 --> 00:13:29,032
Durfy was
an In-N-Out man.

251
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:31,001
Oh, yeah.
Double-Doubles all the way.

252
00:13:31,134 --> 00:13:35,105
Okay, just for fun,
how about a place that isn't
a fast-food restaurant?

253
00:13:35,237 --> 00:13:38,307
Come on, we got the chopper.
We can go wherever the fuck
we want to.

254
00:13:38,441 --> 00:13:40,242
Durfy loved the moon.

255
00:13:40,376 --> 00:13:42,045
It's Zane.

256
00:13:42,179 --> 00:13:43,279
Zane!
Oh, God.

257
00:13:43,412 --> 00:13:44,714
Thank God.
How are you doin'?

258
00:13:44,847 --> 00:13:48,317
Oh, my God, you guys,
that was so crazy.

259
00:13:48,451 --> 00:13:52,488
I can't believe
Brokeback Mountain
pulled out a fucking Howitzer.

260
00:13:52,621 --> 00:13:54,390
I barely escaped with my life,

261
00:13:54,523 --> 00:13:58,327
but I knew--
I knew that a real sacrifice
had to be made

262
00:13:58,461 --> 00:14:00,097
<i>in order to pull off</i>
<i>this mission.</i>

263
00:14:00,229 --> 00:14:02,099
So brave. So brave.
Yeah.

264
00:14:02,231 --> 00:14:03,833
<i>Where are you?</i>

265
00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:05,835
You know what? I'm--

266
00:14:05,969 --> 00:14:09,338
I'm not entirely sure.
I just-- I ran so fast.

267
00:14:09,472 --> 00:14:11,574
I might be in a different state.

268
00:14:11,707 --> 00:14:13,076
Where are you guys going?

269
00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:15,045
Well, we're just kinda
flying around right now,

270
00:14:15,178 --> 00:14:17,114
trying to figure out
where we're gonna spread
Durfy's ashes.

271
00:14:17,246 --> 00:14:18,380
<i>How about a Chipotle?</i>

272
00:14:18,514 --> 00:14:19,950
Thank you. Thank you.

273
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:21,851
Where was Durfy the happiest?

274
00:14:21,985 --> 00:14:23,753
Easy. Harrison.

275
00:14:23,886 --> 00:14:25,788
Oh, wow.
Of course.

276
00:14:25,922 --> 00:14:28,225
I don't remember
much of the '90s,
but I remember that place.

277
00:14:28,357 --> 00:14:30,927
All the booze and the broads,
and I had hair!

278
00:14:31,061 --> 00:14:34,630
That was the fornication
vacation for all of us,
I believe.

279
00:14:34,764 --> 00:14:36,766
Happiest I've ever seen him,
I swear.

280
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,334
Let's do it.
Let's take him back there.

281
00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:40,036
It's perfect,
if you think about it.

282
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,537
That is where it all began.

283
00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:43,539
Zane, where are you?
We'll come get you.
Yeah.

284
00:14:43,974 --> 00:14:45,142
That's okay.

285
00:14:45,274 --> 00:14:47,110
I think my face is broken.

286
00:14:47,244 --> 00:14:49,112
I should probably
change my underwear.

287
00:14:49,246 --> 00:14:50,646
No, I-- I--
I risked everything.

288
00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:52,916
<i>You guys gotta go.</i>
Okay.

289
00:14:53,049 --> 00:14:55,152
Finish this thing.
I'll be with you in spirit.

290
00:14:55,284 --> 00:14:57,653
Well, let us know
when you get home safe,
all right?

291
00:14:57,787 --> 00:14:59,222
We'll let you know when we land.

292
00:14:59,355 --> 00:15:00,289
Okay, bye.

293
00:15:00,422 --> 00:15:01,657
Bye, bro.
Love you, brother.

294
00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:03,325
Love you.
All right.
Later, buddy.

295
00:15:03,459 --> 00:15:05,361
All right,
but we ain't going back
to Party Marty's.

296
00:15:05,494 --> 00:15:08,631
No Party Marty's.
Who said anything
about Party Marty's?

297
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,001
The incident?

298
00:15:11,134 --> 00:15:13,069
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, no shit.

299
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:16,839
It's been 25 years.
There's no way Marty
remembers the incident.

300
00:15:16,973 --> 00:15:19,109
Well, I fucking do.

301
00:15:19,242 --> 00:15:23,479
Okay, fine. We'll
steer clear of Party Marty's,
but we'll go to Harrison.

302
00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:25,481
Yeah,
we'll go to the lake.
Yeah.

303
00:15:25,614 --> 00:15:28,018
Screw it, let's do it.
All right, I'm in.

304
00:15:28,151 --> 00:15:30,020
All gas, no brakes.
Whoo!

305
00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:10,227
A lot of people down there.

306
00:16:10,359 --> 00:16:11,560
Busy weekend.

307
00:16:11,694 --> 00:16:12,929
I hope it's not
another church retreat.

308
00:16:13,063 --> 00:16:14,697
Remember how awkward
that was?
Yeah.

309
00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:17,033
- No. Boobs. I see boobs.
- Boobs?

310
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:18,201
Where?
Where?

311
00:16:18,335 --> 00:16:19,702
No, like, a lot of boobs.

312
00:16:19,835 --> 00:16:21,637
I don't see any boobs.
I gotta get my eyes checked.

313
00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:23,006
Oh, yeah, I do.
I see...

314
00:16:23,539 --> 00:16:24,807
Cheers, ladies!

315
00:16:24,941 --> 00:16:27,010
Oh, my God.
It's spring break.

316
00:16:27,143 --> 00:16:28,644
Oh... my... God.

317
00:16:28,777 --> 00:16:32,715
Yeah, definitely
not a church retreat.

318
00:16:32,848 --> 00:16:34,251
Beautiful.

319
00:16:34,383 --> 00:16:36,987
Look at that.
This is pretty sweet.

320
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,054
Hey, big boy!

321
00:16:38,188 --> 00:16:39,122
Thank you.

322
00:16:39,256 --> 00:16:40,489
How's it goin'?

323
00:16:41,057 --> 00:16:43,093
Thank you.

324
00:16:43,226 --> 00:16:46,829
You know what? We're here.
We should get a beer, right?
Yeah, a couple beers.

325
00:16:46,963 --> 00:16:49,199
Durfy would want us to have
a couple beers and a shot.

326
00:16:49,332 --> 00:16:50,333
Do a couple shots.
Yeah.

327
00:16:50,466 --> 00:16:51,867
Two beers, two shots.
For sure.

328
00:16:52,002 --> 00:16:53,937
Let's get out
of these suits.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

329
00:17:41,084 --> 00:17:44,421
It's time for the Buddy Games!

330
00:17:44,553 --> 00:17:47,991
Are you ready, party people?

331
00:17:48,124 --> 00:17:50,226
Did he say
what I think he just said?

332
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,595
There's no way.
There's no way. I think
he said "bunny games."

333
00:17:53,729 --> 00:17:56,166
It's probably
a rabbit drinking game.
Bender, how dumb are ya?

334
00:17:56,299 --> 00:17:58,068
How do you even
feed yourself?
No, no, no.

335
00:17:58,201 --> 00:18:00,136
He clearly said,
"It's time for the Buddy Games."

336
00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:03,206
I told you guys,
I can't go to Party Marty's.

337
00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:07,476
Come one, come all!
We will drink until we fall!

338
00:18:09,446 --> 00:18:12,182
We gotta get to
the bottom of this, boys.
Yeah, let's go.

339
00:18:12,315 --> 00:18:15,051
- Come on, Doc, grow a pair.
- Doc, let's go.

340
00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:21,623
Welcome, spring breakers,
to Party Marty's,

341
00:18:21,757 --> 00:18:27,030
home of
the 25th Annual Buddy Games!

342
00:18:28,298 --> 00:18:30,133
What the hell is this?
What?

343
00:18:30,266 --> 00:18:32,969
Oh, this son of a bitch
straight-up stole our games.

344
00:18:33,103 --> 00:18:35,338
For those of you
brave enough to compete,

345
00:18:35,472 --> 00:18:37,606
come on in and sign on up.

346
00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:40,143
They even copied the bucket
and made it better.

347
00:18:40,276 --> 00:18:42,112
Way better.
Look,
you're the Bobfather.

348
00:18:42,245 --> 00:18:44,813
You started these games.
You gotta get in there
and stop these posers.

349
00:18:44,948 --> 00:18:46,316
Come on, man.
Let's go, Bob.

350
00:18:46,449 --> 00:18:47,917
Hey, I don't see
any bunnies, Bender.
Shut up.

351
00:18:48,051 --> 00:18:49,585
This is like
some <i>Twilight Zone</i> shit, man.

352
00:18:54,057 --> 00:18:55,125
Whoa.

353
00:18:55,258 --> 00:18:56,525
Oh, my God.

354
00:18:56,658 --> 00:18:57,894
It hasn't changed a bit, man.

355
00:18:58,028 --> 00:18:59,561
Exactly the same.
Exactly the same.

356
00:18:59,695 --> 00:19:00,629
It smells the same.

357
00:19:00,763 --> 00:19:02,598
Oh, my God.

358
00:19:03,532 --> 00:19:04,767
We're still banned.

359
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,404
Is that Brad Pitt?
No, that's me.

360
00:19:07,536 --> 00:19:09,039
So many balls ago.

361
00:19:10,672 --> 00:19:12,741
Hey, don't forget
to hit us up on the Grams.

362
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,177
Smash that like on YouTube, huh?

363
00:19:14,310 --> 00:19:15,778
He's still here.
He's still alive!

364
00:19:15,912 --> 00:19:17,247
Doc, relax!
Let's get out of here.

365
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:18,881
We can have a beer
anywhere.
Shh. It's fine.

366
00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:20,649
Relax.
Just play it cool.
You got it.

367
00:19:20,783 --> 00:19:23,685
We gotta find out
what's going on now.
He's so old now.

368
00:19:26,523 --> 00:19:27,457
How you doin'?

369
00:19:29,025 --> 00:19:31,394
Well, hello, my brothers.
What can I do for ya?

370
00:19:31,528 --> 00:19:35,564
Can we get a pitcher
of margaritas, rocks?
All the salts.

371
00:19:36,565 --> 00:19:37,500
Got a tab?

372
00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:40,136
Uh, yeah. Under Dixie...

373
00:19:40,270 --> 00:19:41,603
Normous.

374
00:19:45,175 --> 00:19:46,009
Dixie Normous.

375
00:19:46,142 --> 00:19:48,011
That's funny!

376
00:19:48,144 --> 00:19:52,248
Hey, how about
a nice pitcher of our special,
the Bikini Bottom?

377
00:19:52,382 --> 00:19:53,649
Ooh, that sounds fun.

378
00:19:53,782 --> 00:19:55,552
If there's alcohol in it,
we will drink it.

379
00:19:55,684 --> 00:19:57,487
There is alcohol in it.
All right.

380
00:19:57,619 --> 00:19:59,355
Oh, yeah.

381
00:20:00,689 --> 00:20:02,459
We don't serve these up
very often, man,

382
00:20:02,591 --> 00:20:07,197
but, boy, when they do,
it's a special event,
I'll tell you that.

383
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:09,532
So what's with these games
you got goin' on?

384
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:12,535
Oh, you mean the Buddy Games?
Yeah.

385
00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:14,404
That's a Party Marty tradition.

386
00:20:14,537 --> 00:20:15,438
Huh.

387
00:20:15,572 --> 00:20:16,605
What?

388
00:20:16,738 --> 00:20:18,575
One day to rule them all.
My idea.

389
00:20:20,477 --> 00:20:23,745
And last, but not least.
Is that fuckin' sauerkraut?

390
00:20:23,879 --> 00:20:25,215
Hey! Bikini Bottom!

391
00:20:25,348 --> 00:20:28,884
Yeah, Debbie's just
finishing up a double shift.

392
00:20:29,385 --> 00:20:30,719
Huh.

393
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:33,056
A lot of stuff in there.

394
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,128
Oh, my God.
You're putting it in?

395
00:20:38,261 --> 00:20:40,829
Oh. Actually, can we just
get a pitcher of margaritas?

396
00:20:40,964 --> 00:20:42,532
Sorry. We're all out.

397
00:20:42,664 --> 00:20:43,799
But you know what?

398
00:20:43,933 --> 00:20:46,635
How about a nice pitcher...

399
00:20:47,736 --> 00:20:49,105
of go fuck yourself?

400
00:20:50,206 --> 00:20:52,108
You think
I don't remember you guys?

401
00:20:52,242 --> 00:20:55,777
I told you to
never come back here again!
Especially that one!

402
00:20:56,812 --> 00:20:59,048
Sir, I wanna apologize
about the incident.

403
00:20:59,182 --> 00:21:00,649
- It was an accident.
- Yeah, man.

404
00:21:00,782 --> 00:21:01,985
We weren't gonna
come back here

405
00:21:02,118 --> 00:21:03,785
until we found out
you ripped off our games.

406
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,590
Ripped off?
That's an interesting
choice of words. Huh?

407
00:21:07,723 --> 00:21:09,192
Oh, Christ.
You know how hard it is

408
00:21:09,325 --> 00:21:11,427
to get shirts to hang right
with one nipple?

409
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,163
Jesus, Murphy!

410
00:21:13,296 --> 00:21:14,830
Ow!

411
00:21:14,964 --> 00:21:17,467
Ugh.
Oh, my God!
I'll kill you!

412
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,768
I'm sorry. I didn't know
you had a nipple ring.

413
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:22,405
You stole somethin' from me, so
I'm taking somethin' from you.

414
00:21:22,539 --> 00:21:25,008
We were a bunch of kids
back then.
Get the fuck out!

415
00:21:25,141 --> 00:21:27,343
You know what...
All right, Marty.

416
00:21:27,477 --> 00:21:30,280
We just need
one more team to throw down.
Ready to go, bro-yo.

417
00:21:30,413 --> 00:21:32,949
Hey, wait, wait!
What about you old guys?
You guys wanna play?

418
00:21:33,082 --> 00:21:35,451
Nobody wants to see
a bunch of old dicks
play the game.

419
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:36,885
Nobody wants to
see your old dick!

420
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:39,788
Tell that to my 600
TikTok followers, dipshit.

421
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:40,957
You know what?

422
00:21:41,090 --> 00:21:42,425
I think we will play.
No.

423
00:21:42,559 --> 00:21:44,793
I said no.
I said yes.

424
00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:47,163
That's double the fee.
We're in.

425
00:21:47,297 --> 00:21:48,198
Okay, fine.

426
00:21:48,331 --> 00:21:50,766
But shithead has
to drink the special.

427
00:21:53,769 --> 00:21:55,405
I'm not drinkin' that.

428
00:21:55,538 --> 00:21:57,706
He's a pussy, Marty.
He won't drink it.
Whatever.

429
00:21:57,839 --> 00:21:59,475
He won't drink it.

430
00:22:01,377 --> 00:22:03,079
He won't drink it!

431
00:22:03,213 --> 00:22:04,780
Come on, Doc.
No, I won't drink it.

432
00:22:04,914 --> 00:22:06,983
He won't drink it!
You can drink anything.

433
00:22:07,116 --> 00:22:08,585
All right, fine.
I'll drink it!

434
00:22:08,717 --> 00:22:11,054
Come on. Come on.

435
00:22:11,187 --> 00:22:12,155
Come on.

436
00:22:12,288 --> 00:22:13,323
You're Doc.

437
00:22:13,990 --> 00:22:16,059
I guess I owe you this.

438
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,128
Oh, God.

439
00:22:19,262 --> 00:22:21,264
- Don't smell it.
- Don't smell it.

440
00:22:21,397 --> 00:22:22,831
Chug! Chug!
There you go.

441
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:24,467
I didn't think
he'd actually do it.

442
00:22:24,601 --> 00:22:26,369
Yeah. He's doing it.

443
00:22:26,502 --> 00:22:28,737
Yeah, Doc! Yes!

444
00:22:28,870 --> 00:22:30,940
That's it, Doc.
Yes!

445
00:22:31,074 --> 00:22:33,809
Okay, Doc!
That's how we do it!

446
00:22:33,943 --> 00:22:35,345
Yes!
Legend.

447
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:39,415
All right,
hey, what do you guys
wanna call yourselves?

448
00:22:39,549 --> 00:22:40,617
Uh, the OGs!

449
00:22:40,749 --> 00:22:42,619
Right, the OGs.
The Oldies, got it.

450
00:22:42,751 --> 00:22:45,989
No, OGs, like orig--
Damn it.

451
00:22:46,122 --> 00:22:48,258
Ladies and gentlemen

452
00:22:48,391 --> 00:22:50,260
and nonbinary allies,

453
00:22:50,393 --> 00:22:52,562
your mom calls me
Long Dick Larry,

454
00:22:52,695 --> 00:22:55,031
but you can call me
Larry Lampshade.

455
00:22:55,164 --> 00:22:58,067
I am the grand master
of disaster.

456
00:22:58,201 --> 00:23:00,036
The czar of the wet bar.

457
00:23:00,169 --> 00:23:03,772
- The CEO of let's fucking go!
- Let's fucking go!

458
00:23:03,906 --> 00:23:06,576
Welcome to the Buddy Games.

459
00:23:06,709 --> 00:23:09,845
Buddy Games! Buddy Games!

460
00:23:09,979 --> 00:23:11,714
Let's meet
this year's competitors.

461
00:23:11,847 --> 00:23:17,754
Say hello again
to this mean team
of lithe Lilith warriors.

462
00:23:17,886 --> 00:23:19,656
Bitchcraft!

463
00:23:19,788 --> 00:23:21,224
Yeah! Whoo!

464
00:23:21,357 --> 00:23:24,594
This next team
brings a hard-edge approach

465
00:23:24,727 --> 00:23:27,597
and quite
the social media presence.

466
00:23:27,730 --> 00:23:30,667
Give it up for TREND Z!

467
00:23:34,370 --> 00:23:37,473
This team joins us all the way
from the old folks' home.

468
00:23:37,607 --> 00:23:42,478
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for the Oldies!

469
00:23:44,113 --> 00:23:46,115
- Show us your tits!
- Suck a dick!

470
00:23:46,249 --> 00:23:47,684
And last but not least,

471
00:23:47,816 --> 00:23:51,387
let's hear it
for the two-time
returning champions,

472
00:23:51,521 --> 00:23:54,524
the meanest of the mean,
the baddest of the bad!

473
00:23:54,657 --> 00:23:58,528
Let's hear it for
the Bad Brotha Fuckaz!

474
00:24:00,763 --> 00:24:03,066
Really?
Brother fuckers?

475
00:24:05,335 --> 00:24:07,570
What?
What'd he say?

476
00:24:09,105 --> 00:24:10,573
I'm sorry.
What are you saying?

477
00:24:10,707 --> 00:24:13,376
I don't know what you said.
Get your game face on. Fuck!

478
00:24:13,509 --> 00:24:17,180
Let the games begin!

479
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:39,068
Fishbowl.
Where? Where?

480
00:24:40,737 --> 00:24:43,106
Bitchcraft!

481
00:24:45,241 --> 00:24:48,177
Yeah!
 We started the Buddy Games, and we're gonna finish 'em!

482
00:24:48,311 --> 00:24:50,346
You don't exist without us!
We're the OGs, baby!

483
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,349
Let's hear it
for the Oldies.
O-- OGs!

484
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:16,539
Yeah! That's how you do it!

485
00:25:21,177 --> 00:25:24,147
And that's a win
for the Oldies.

486
00:25:25,615 --> 00:25:26,549
That all you got?

487
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:29,452
Come on!

488
00:25:34,290 --> 00:25:37,260
Bitchcraft! All of you, babes.

489
00:25:47,069 --> 00:25:49,238
TREND Z wins!

490
00:26:06,155 --> 00:26:09,125
Yes! Yes!

491
00:26:09,258 --> 00:26:11,627
Nobody needs to see that.

492
00:26:11,761 --> 00:26:14,797
Blow, blow, blow, blow, blow!

493
00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:19,101
Go, go, go, go!

494
00:26:19,235 --> 00:26:21,637
Blow, blow, blow, blow!

495
00:26:21,771 --> 00:26:23,573
Blow, blow, blow!

496
00:26:25,475 --> 00:26:28,110
Come on, man,
get through there!

497
00:26:32,181 --> 00:26:35,485
Blow, blow, blow, blow!

498
00:26:52,335 --> 00:26:54,403
Get in there, get in there!

499
00:26:57,106 --> 00:26:59,542
Oh, my God. No!

500
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:04,413
You can do this!

501
00:27:04,547 --> 00:27:07,116
Go! Come on, let's go!

502
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:08,317
Tight!

503
00:27:21,163 --> 00:27:24,133
Whoo! Yeah, baby!

504
00:27:24,968 --> 00:27:26,536
Hey, baby.

505
00:27:27,737 --> 00:27:28,972
No!

506
00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:30,806
Get back!

507
00:27:51,394 --> 00:27:53,596
Yeah!

508
00:27:55,331 --> 00:27:56,799
I have chosen.

509
00:27:57,767 --> 00:27:58,801
Are you sure?

510
00:28:01,504 --> 00:28:04,740
All right.
It's down to two teams.

511
00:28:04,874 --> 00:28:10,746
On my left, we have
the baddest boss bitches
on the beach, Bitchcraft!

512
00:28:12,315 --> 00:28:15,451
And on my right,
the dark horses,
the underdogs,

513
00:28:15,585 --> 00:28:19,056
the ones literally no one saw
making it this far,

514
00:28:19,188 --> 00:28:20,756
the Oldies!

515
00:28:20,890 --> 00:28:22,558
Yeah!

516
00:28:22,692 --> 00:28:24,895
It's the OGs.
Yeah, whatever.

517
00:28:25,028 --> 00:28:26,329
Final game.

518
00:28:26,462 --> 00:28:27,730
It's high noon.

519
00:28:27,863 --> 00:28:29,565
Whoever wins this competition

520
00:28:29,699 --> 00:28:34,804
will go home
with the Buddy Games
championship bucket.

521
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,910
Teams, pick your player.

522
00:28:40,043 --> 00:28:42,278
All right, all right.
Who wants to take this one?

523
00:28:42,411 --> 00:28:45,548
I would, but I don't wanna
take all the glory. Bob?

524
00:28:45,681 --> 00:28:47,817
No, I'm gassed.
I don't think I can.
Oh.

525
00:28:47,951 --> 00:28:50,252
Dude, I tore my taint
playing football.
I'm, like, out.

526
00:28:50,386 --> 00:28:54,223
What about you, Shelly?
Hell, yeah, their queen bee's
been eyein' me all day, buddy.

527
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:55,791
I think I can seal the deal.

528
00:28:55,926 --> 00:28:57,827
All right!

529
00:28:57,961 --> 00:28:59,295
All right! Yeah!

530
00:28:59,428 --> 00:29:01,631
Break!
This is our guy.
That's our guy.

531
00:29:01,764 --> 00:29:03,967
Competitors, the rules
of high noon are simple.

532
00:29:04,101 --> 00:29:07,737
You will start
with your backs to one another,
you will walk five paces,

533
00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:09,372
you will chug your beers,

534
00:29:09,505 --> 00:29:10,873
you will turn around

535
00:29:11,008 --> 00:29:14,176
and you will chuck
those beer cans
at one another.

536
00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:17,546
Whoever hits first, you win.

537
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,016
Players.

538
00:29:19,148 --> 00:29:20,483
Choose your weapons.

539
00:29:24,887 --> 00:29:26,155
Hi.
Hi.

540
00:29:27,256 --> 00:29:29,092
Good luck, honey.

541
00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:32,029
I'm gonna go easy on you,
'cause, well, you remind me
of my granddad,

542
00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:34,097
and that makes me sad.

543
00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:35,598
Granddad?
How old do you think I am?

544
00:29:35,731 --> 00:29:39,468
I don't know. Old.
Forty?
Aw, fuck.

545
00:29:58,187 --> 00:30:00,389
Three, two, one, chug!

546
00:30:00,523 --> 00:30:02,558
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

547
00:30:02,692 --> 00:30:05,062
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

548
00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:07,097
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

549
00:30:16,505 --> 00:30:17,908
Oh, God.

550
00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:23,446
Whoo!

551
00:30:27,984 --> 00:30:30,786
Yeah!

552
00:30:30,921 --> 00:30:33,489
Hey, Shell-- Oh.
Shell, are you okay?

553
00:30:33,622 --> 00:30:35,725
I don't know.
Does my face look okay?

554
00:30:35,858 --> 00:30:37,961
It's not that bad.
No, I-- I think it's...

555
00:30:38,095 --> 00:30:40,030
Let me see. Oh, my God!

556
00:30:40,163 --> 00:30:41,597
Did she throw
a grenade at you?

557
00:30:41,731 --> 00:30:43,833
What the fuck happened?
Step aside.

558
00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:45,568
Oh, my...

559
00:30:46,103 --> 00:30:47,104
I can fix that.

560
00:30:47,236 --> 00:30:48,704
No.

561
00:30:48,838 --> 00:30:51,340
Trust me,
I'm a trained professional.

562
00:30:51,474 --> 00:30:53,876
Hold him, guys.
Did I get her number?

563
00:30:54,577 --> 00:30:57,279
Ow, ow.

564
00:30:57,413 --> 00:30:58,280
My nose...

565
00:30:58,414 --> 00:30:59,983
There you go.

566
00:31:00,117 --> 00:31:02,418
Oh, fuckin' biscuits and gravy.

567
00:31:02,551 --> 00:31:04,121
Doc, don't... Ow.

568
00:31:04,253 --> 00:31:07,556
Just go like...

569
00:31:09,859 --> 00:31:11,094
Good as new.

570
00:31:11,228 --> 00:31:13,329
Yeah, I know you enjoyed that.

571
00:31:13,462 --> 00:31:15,065
Little bit. Little bit.

572
00:31:15,198 --> 00:31:17,733
Oh, there you are.

573
00:31:18,101 --> 00:31:19,802
You lost.

574
00:31:19,936 --> 00:31:22,805
But, hey,
I didn't think you'd make it
past the first round.

575
00:31:22,939 --> 00:31:25,909
Pretty impressive
for a bunch of old dicks.

576
00:31:26,042 --> 00:31:29,112
You're older
than we are, Marty.
Okay, boomer, don't flex.

577
00:31:29,246 --> 00:31:31,248
Don't talk like that.
You have gray pubic hair.

578
00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:34,617
I am sorry I didn't
tell you guys when
I started the games, okay?

579
00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:37,553
But I never expected
to see you again, ever.

580
00:31:37,686 --> 00:31:40,790
So what do you say?
Can we call it even?
Yes. Yes, please.

581
00:31:40,924 --> 00:31:42,691
So, where's that
other friend of yours?

582
00:31:42,825 --> 00:31:45,061
You remember, that goofy guy
who was in love
with my waitress?

583
00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:46,796
Durf, yeah.

584
00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:53,170
Oh, shit, man.
I'm sorry to hear that.

585
00:31:53,302 --> 00:31:55,471
What brings you back here now?

586
00:31:55,604 --> 00:31:57,007
We were gonna spread
his ashes at the lake,

587
00:31:57,140 --> 00:31:59,408
but it was spring break,
and it was a full-on shit show.

588
00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:02,045
Oh, man. So, where
are you gonna do it?

589
00:32:02,179 --> 00:32:04,014
I don't know.
It's gettin' dark.

590
00:32:04,147 --> 00:32:06,549
I guess we'll find
a place to stay
and figure it out tomorrow.

591
00:32:06,682 --> 00:32:08,185
Good luck with that.

592
00:32:08,317 --> 00:32:09,652
We're all booked up around here.
It's spring break.

593
00:32:09,785 --> 00:32:11,955
Oh, that's just great.
Shit.

594
00:32:12,088 --> 00:32:12,989
Fuck.

595
00:32:15,457 --> 00:32:17,060
Oh, um...

596
00:32:19,829 --> 00:32:21,597
You should probably
have this.

597
00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:23,200
Oh, Durf!
That's the girl.

598
00:32:23,332 --> 00:32:25,668
- Look how young he is.
- Yes, that's her.

599
00:32:25,801 --> 00:32:27,336
What's her name again?
Celia.

600
00:32:27,469 --> 00:32:29,005
Yeah, that's right, Celia.

601
00:32:29,139 --> 00:32:31,908
She left here about the same
time this photo was taken.

602
00:32:32,042 --> 00:32:33,375
Cute girl, real sweet.

603
00:32:33,509 --> 00:32:35,578
Real country though.

604
00:32:35,711 --> 00:32:37,981
You know, she quit
after I banned you guys,

605
00:32:38,114 --> 00:32:41,517
but I'll tell you somethin',
she was in love
with your friend.

606
00:32:41,650 --> 00:32:44,787
Wow. God, remember
he talked about her
for years?

607
00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:47,090
He never stopped.
Where does she live now?

608
00:32:47,224 --> 00:32:48,925
Well, last I heard,

609
00:32:49,059 --> 00:32:52,628
she, uh, moved to a small town
not too far from here
called Backwater.

610
00:32:52,761 --> 00:32:54,763
Right, the backwater town
is called Backwater?

611
00:32:56,565 --> 00:32:58,400
All right, well,
thank you, Marty.

612
00:32:58,534 --> 00:33:00,170
- I appreciate it.
- No worries.

613
00:33:00,303 --> 00:33:01,503
Oh, it's Zane.
Hey, hey, hey.

614
00:33:01,637 --> 00:33:03,139
Oh, nice.
How you doin'?

615
00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:04,307
Hi, Zane!
You okay?

616
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,541
You look completely different.

617
00:33:05,674 --> 00:33:07,143
<i>Yeah, I had to change it up.</i>

618
00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:09,678
<i>Bob, I'm startin' to</i>
<i>get freaked out, man.</i>

619
00:33:09,812 --> 00:33:11,614
<i>Jack got ahold of</i>
<i>my phone number somehow.</i>

620
00:33:11,747 --> 00:33:15,318
<i>He keeps calling and calling</i>
<i>and leaving these</i>
<i>very threatening voice mails.</i>

621
00:33:15,451 --> 00:33:16,920
I can hear Uncle Tommy
in the background,

622
00:33:17,053 --> 00:33:19,322
twirling his mustache
and polishing his fucking gun.

623
00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:22,359
Hey, he's just
playin' mind games.
Block that shit, bro.

624
00:33:22,491 --> 00:33:24,094
Yeah, but if he
already has my number,

625
00:33:24,227 --> 00:33:26,495
who's to say
he hasn't figured out
where I live too, Doc?

626
00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:28,530
Listen to Doc.
Stay calm, don't engage.

627
00:33:28,664 --> 00:33:30,333
He's just trying
to get information out of you.

628
00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:33,036
<i>Yeah.</i>
<i>Yeah, you're probably right.</i>

629
00:33:33,169 --> 00:33:35,105
<i>I just wish I hadn't</i>
<i>smacked him in the balls.</i>

630
00:33:35,238 --> 00:33:38,041
<i>By the way, Jack...</i>
<i>all broomstick.</i>

631
00:33:38,174 --> 00:33:39,875
Who's that?
<i>Who's who?</i>

632
00:33:40,010 --> 00:33:42,444
I see a little silhouetto
of a man.

633
00:33:43,512 --> 00:33:44,813
Oh.

634
00:33:44,948 --> 00:33:47,549
That's Whitley.
He's my new lover.

635
00:33:49,386 --> 00:33:50,987
<i>What?</i>

636
00:33:51,121 --> 00:33:55,591
Uh, nothin'. I don't know.
You guys just kinda look alike.

637
00:33:55,724 --> 00:33:58,295
Yeah, Doc, my life is in danger.
I had to go incognito.

638
00:33:58,427 --> 00:34:01,965
Luckily, Whitley owns a salon,
and he used himself
as a template.

639
00:34:02,098 --> 00:34:03,934
Hey, Wonderbuns,
come here for a sec.

640
00:34:04,067 --> 00:34:05,068
God.

641
00:34:05,201 --> 00:34:06,202
Wonderbuns?

642
00:34:07,469 --> 00:34:09,139
<i>They think we look alike.</i>
<i>Aw.</i>

643
00:34:09,272 --> 00:34:11,707
<i>Which means</i>
<i>you did a fantastic job.</i>
<i>Thank you.</i>

644
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,544
Dude, it's like where
a person gets a dog, and then
they start to look alike.

645
00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:18,048
It's like that,
except two gay guys.
Yep.

646
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,749
<i>Loud and proud.</i>
<i>Don't hate us</i>
<i>because we're beautiful.</i>

647
00:34:20,883 --> 00:34:23,286
That's not why we hate you.
No, I love it, Zane.

648
00:34:23,420 --> 00:34:24,988
You can literally
go fuck yourself.

649
00:34:25,121 --> 00:34:29,092
<i>Bender!</i>
Wow. Your friends seem nice.

650
00:34:31,727 --> 00:34:33,196
<i>Thanks a lot.</i>

651
00:34:33,330 --> 00:34:35,031
<i>Guess I won't be getting</i>
<i>any ass tonight.</i>

652
00:34:35,165 --> 00:34:36,765
Hey, fellas,
time to wrap your shit up.

653
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:39,202
About five minutes, yeah?
All right, all right.

654
00:34:39,336 --> 00:34:40,303
Okay.

655
00:34:40,437 --> 00:34:41,804
Oh, hey,
check this out, Zane.

656
00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:44,107
Remember her?

657
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:47,609
That's Celia.
The one Durfy
never stopped talkin' about.

658
00:34:47,743 --> 00:34:49,712
<i>Celia.</i>
<i>Oh, my God. Yes.</i>

659
00:34:49,845 --> 00:34:52,815
Hey, do you think
maybe she'd wanna come with us
to scatter his ashes?

660
00:34:52,949 --> 00:34:55,884
I am loving
the sound of that.
It's so romantic.

661
00:34:56,019 --> 00:34:58,487
That's a solid idea.
I think she'd wanna know.

662
00:34:58,620 --> 00:35:00,689
I think we should find Celia
for Durfy.

663
00:35:00,823 --> 00:35:03,625
Oh, I miss you guys.
I wish I was there with you.

664
00:35:03,759 --> 00:35:06,296
But don't worry about me.
I'll be safe.

665
00:35:06,429 --> 00:35:08,530
Here with Whitley.
In the swing.

666
00:35:08,664 --> 00:35:10,066
All right, buddy,
we'll keep you posted.

667
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,567
Okay, bye.

668
00:35:12,801 --> 00:35:14,503
That's so sweet.

669
00:35:14,636 --> 00:35:16,505
I need you. Come to me.
Yep.

670
00:35:16,638 --> 00:35:18,408
Where the fuck
are we gonna sleep tonight?

671
00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:22,145
- No idea.
-  You're quite the gladiator, Bobfather.

672
00:35:26,016 --> 00:35:27,649
I'm sorry,
do I know you?

673
00:35:28,284 --> 00:35:29,919
I go by Phoenix.

674
00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:35,258
I watched you compete,
and I came away quite impressed.

675
00:35:36,292 --> 00:35:37,626
Thank you.

676
00:35:38,794 --> 00:35:40,763
I'd say you and your friends
look lost,

677
00:35:40,897 --> 00:35:43,967
but I know
there's no such thing.

678
00:35:48,604 --> 00:35:49,906
Can I help you with somethin'?

679
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,509
My apologies
if you find my gaze
intimidating.

680
00:35:52,641 --> 00:35:54,710
I believe the surest way
to really know someone

681
00:35:54,843 --> 00:35:56,578
is to look unflinchingly
at them.

682
00:35:56,712 --> 00:35:58,381
Did you lose your spaceship?

683
00:36:01,051 --> 00:36:04,020
I welcome you and your friends
to a party this evening.

684
00:36:04,154 --> 00:36:04,753
Ooh.

685
00:36:04,887 --> 00:36:06,523
It's the full moon.

686
00:36:06,655 --> 00:36:10,793
And my friends and I
will honor the moon queen
with a bacchanalia.

687
00:36:10,927 --> 00:36:12,594
A fucking alien?
What'd she say?
Yeah.

688
00:36:12,728 --> 00:36:14,663
That sounds nice,
but I-- I think we're good.

689
00:36:14,797 --> 00:36:18,634
Be that as it may, I sense
the world has brought you and I
here tonight for a reason.

690
00:36:18,767 --> 00:36:20,636
Who am I to reject fate?

691
00:36:21,404 --> 00:36:22,871
Come to the party.

692
00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:28,111
And if you need
a place to sleep,
that can be arranged.

693
00:36:28,244 --> 00:36:32,681
When the moon is high,
find us on the far side
of the lake.

694
00:36:34,417 --> 00:36:35,884
Listen for the song.

695
00:36:39,788 --> 00:36:41,657
- There will be activities...
- Beta.

696
00:36:41,790 --> 00:36:43,293
...that you've never dreamed.

697
00:36:46,262 --> 00:36:49,265
Well, that was weird, man.
Oh, my God.

698
00:36:49,399 --> 00:36:50,732
Yeah.

699
00:36:50,866 --> 00:36:52,868
Yeah, but she did offer us
a place to sleep tonight.

700
00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:55,604
Pretty fucking hot too, man.
I just caught a semi.

701
00:36:55,737 --> 00:36:57,140
She said party.

702
00:36:57,273 --> 00:37:00,076
And we're all fuckin' weird.
We should just go.

703
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:03,012
Let's do this.

704
00:37:04,948 --> 00:37:07,450
Where the fuck is this party?
 We're on the other side of the lake.

705
00:37:07,584 --> 00:37:09,785
- I don't know, man.
- This is killin' my buzz.

706
00:37:11,820 --> 00:37:13,523
We're gonna die in the woods.

707
00:37:13,655 --> 00:37:16,426
Doc, she offered us
a place to sleep.
We've got no other option.

708
00:37:16,559 --> 00:37:19,395
Just keep going.
Yeah, we do, Bob. We can
get back in your helicopter

709
00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:22,132
and go to Bumfuck Island
or whatever and find Celia.

710
00:37:22,265 --> 00:37:24,934
Yeah, just show up in
a helicopter in the middle
of the night, unannounced.

711
00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:27,036
People fucking
love that, Bender.
That's a great idea.

712
00:37:27,170 --> 00:37:30,306
I'm sure a lot of people do...
Hey, shut up!
Shut up, you idiots.

713
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,707
You hear that?

714
00:37:33,143 --> 00:37:34,676
I think we found our party.

715
00:37:34,810 --> 00:37:36,446
Could be any kind of party.

716
00:37:36,579 --> 00:37:39,681
Tupperware party,
fuckin' underwear party,
a bukkake party.

717
00:37:53,930 --> 00:37:56,199
Holy mother of God.

718
00:37:58,501 --> 00:38:00,637
I don't know how to
dance to this kind of music.

719
00:38:00,769 --> 00:38:02,405
I could use a beer,
I'll tell you that.

720
00:38:02,539 --> 00:38:03,805
Yeah, they have beer?
I hope so.

721
00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:05,141
I feel like
they have everything.

722
00:38:05,275 --> 00:38:06,675
She said she was
gonna be here, right?

723
00:38:06,808 --> 00:38:08,278
There can't possibly be

724
00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:10,846
another giant fuckin' raging
party out here, can there?

725
00:38:10,980 --> 00:38:12,881
What was her name again?
That girl?

726
00:38:13,016 --> 00:38:15,385
Falcon?
I have no idea.
Falcon?

727
00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:17,654
Falcon!

728
00:38:17,786 --> 00:38:19,255
I only have a few hairs.

729
00:38:19,389 --> 00:38:21,124
- Don't burn 'em, please.
- Do you know a Falcon?

730
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,125
Falcon.

731
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,726
Do you guys know
a girl named Falcon?

732
00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:26,695
Friends!

733
00:38:26,828 --> 00:38:29,933
Tonight we welcome
new travelers.

734
00:38:30,066 --> 00:38:33,769
This... is Bobfather.

735
00:38:33,903 --> 00:38:35,438
Bobfather.
Hey.

736
00:38:35,572 --> 00:38:38,774
This is, uh--
Enough with
the Western formalities.

737
00:38:38,908 --> 00:38:40,809
Names are anchors.

738
00:38:40,944 --> 00:38:43,179
They will learn
their real names shortly.

739
00:38:44,581 --> 00:38:46,516
The moon decides.

740
00:38:52,488 --> 00:38:54,224
She calls you...

741
00:38:58,727 --> 00:38:59,728
Beef Chimi.

742
00:38:59,861 --> 00:39:01,097
- Beef Chimi?
- Beef Chimi.

743
00:39:01,231 --> 00:39:02,232
Beef Chimi?
That's good.
That works.

744
00:39:02,365 --> 00:39:04,100
I like it.
I don't hate that.

745
00:39:04,234 --> 00:39:05,201
And you!

746
00:39:10,872 --> 00:39:14,110
Swollen Tick.

747
00:39:14,244 --> 00:39:15,378
Swollen what?

748
00:39:15,511 --> 00:39:17,247
Swollen Tick or Dick?

749
00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:18,448
Hole and dick?

750
00:39:18,581 --> 00:39:20,550
And you, Broken Man.
What?

751
00:39:20,683 --> 00:39:22,751
That's very, uh,
accurate.

752
00:39:26,788 --> 00:39:29,726
Here, we reject
capitalist society.

753
00:39:29,858 --> 00:39:33,229
Here, we are dedicated
to anti-consumerism

754
00:39:33,363 --> 00:39:35,665
and self-expression.

755
00:39:35,797 --> 00:39:39,002
And we really like
to party our asses off.

756
00:39:39,135 --> 00:39:40,802
Yeah.
All right,
I like that.

757
00:39:40,937 --> 00:39:43,940
This is Headwound. Sarah?

758
00:39:44,073 --> 00:39:46,042
She will help you
find your journey.

759
00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:47,977
Oh, my God.
Enjoy.

760
00:39:48,111 --> 00:39:50,213
I have others to attend to.

761
00:39:50,812 --> 00:39:52,615
Our paths will cross again.

762
00:39:52,749 --> 00:39:55,118
Look at her head.
Are you okay?

763
00:39:56,586 --> 00:39:58,921
You should probably
get that looked at.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.

764
00:39:59,055 --> 00:40:00,690
Have we met before?

765
00:40:00,822 --> 00:40:02,058
No.

766
00:40:02,759 --> 00:40:04,394
You sure?

767
00:40:04,527 --> 00:40:07,463
Uh...
I can taste
your pheromones.

768
00:40:07,597 --> 00:40:11,100
Hey, can you buy me a drink?
I'll chow your box for a week.

769
00:40:11,734 --> 00:40:12,868
Two wet ones.

770
00:40:13,002 --> 00:40:15,104
My-- My box is, uh,
singing.

771
00:40:15,238 --> 00:40:16,472
Hmm.

772
00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:19,841
Are you sure
we've never met?

773
00:40:20,677 --> 00:40:22,878
Nope.
Okay.

774
00:40:23,012 --> 00:40:24,480
Fuck.
Isn't that the girl from...

775
00:40:24,614 --> 00:40:25,515
I know.

776
00:40:25,648 --> 00:40:29,652
So, what will your journey be?

777
00:40:29,786 --> 00:40:31,154
Yeah...
Yeah, I'm good, man.

778
00:40:31,287 --> 00:40:32,522
No, no, no,
we're good.
Hey, Doc.

779
00:40:32,655 --> 00:40:34,691
What the fuck
are you doin' over there?

780
00:40:34,823 --> 00:40:39,562
Mmm. These shiitakes
taste like shit,
but I'm fuckin' hungry, man.

781
00:40:39,696 --> 00:40:42,398
You guys want some?
Those are magic mushrooms.

782
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:44,801
Shut the fuck up.

783
00:40:44,934 --> 00:40:46,536
They are.

784
00:40:46,669 --> 00:40:48,538
Don't fuckin' tell me that.
I just ate ten of these things.

785
00:40:48,671 --> 00:40:50,940
You're gonna trip
your balls off, dude.
Oh, my God.

786
00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:52,909
- Fuck, I'm gonna be so high.
- Yes.

787
00:40:53,042 --> 00:40:54,410
You're gonna be high
for, like, a week.

788
00:40:54,544 --> 00:40:56,446
Bob. Come on,
you gotta trip with me.

789
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,781
No, I'm not...
Don't make me trip alone, man.

790
00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:00,216
Bender, come on. Please.

791
00:41:00,350 --> 00:41:02,385
Maybe one.
One? I took ten of 'em.

792
00:41:02,518 --> 00:41:04,020
I'm not gonna let you
trip alone.

793
00:41:04,153 --> 00:41:05,988
And also, I think
Durfy would want this.

794
00:41:06,122 --> 00:41:07,690
Yes, Durfy would want this.

795
00:41:07,824 --> 00:41:09,959
Shelly, come on.
I'm not taking
any fuckin' mushrooms.

796
00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:11,527
I'll eat
these pink things, though.

797
00:41:11,661 --> 00:41:12,662
Ooh.

798
00:41:12,795 --> 00:41:14,030
That's fun.

799
00:41:14,163 --> 00:41:15,864
Well, maybe
a gummy might mellow me out.

800
00:41:15,998 --> 00:41:17,866
I'll have a couple of 'em.

801
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,936
I want this one.
Those are good.

802
00:41:20,069 --> 00:41:22,805
What do you recommend?
What goes good with the pink?

803
00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:25,308
Put your hand on things,
and whatever sticks.

804
00:41:26,476 --> 00:41:27,610
Maybe a second one.

805
00:41:27,744 --> 00:41:31,314
- I ate too many bees today.
- You did what?

806
00:41:32,881 --> 00:41:35,184
Oh.

807
00:41:35,318 --> 00:41:37,754
Well, this feels naughty.

808
00:41:37,886 --> 00:41:39,122
Hey, man.

809
00:41:39,255 --> 00:41:41,991
Whoa! 'Sup, dudes?
What do you got there?

810
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,093
This?
It's-- It's nothing.

811
00:41:44,227 --> 00:41:46,129
I'm cool, man.
I did acid in Vegas.

812
00:41:46,262 --> 00:41:49,031
Okay, look, Old Man Winter,
you can't handle this.

813
00:41:49,165 --> 00:41:50,967
I can't handle it?
Yeah.

814
00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:52,568
I can't fuckin' handle it?
No.

815
00:41:52,702 --> 00:41:55,505
My wife blew my balls off
with a paint gun. Gimme.

816
00:41:57,907 --> 00:42:00,109
Oh, shit! That's a frog!

817
00:42:00,243 --> 00:42:02,979
It's His Holiness, Toad Ra.

818
00:42:03,112 --> 00:42:05,047
Just one tap of the tongue

819
00:42:05,181 --> 00:42:09,118
is the most powerful
hallucinogen in the whole
western hemisphere.

820
00:42:09,252 --> 00:42:11,287
Ew, you lick that fuckin' frog?

821
00:42:11,421 --> 00:42:12,321
Toad.

822
00:42:12,455 --> 00:42:14,857
Gimme.
I can't be responsible, man.

823
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:18,694
Gimme the frog.
Some people never come back
from this, friend.

824
00:42:18,828 --> 00:42:21,998
Oh, yeah? Hello, froggy.

825
00:42:27,303 --> 00:42:31,909
Just one tap is enough
to dissolve all consciousness...

826
00:42:32,041 --> 00:42:33,543
What are you doing, man?

827
00:42:34,577 --> 00:42:37,513
That's an abomination!
Yo, give me that back, man.

828
00:42:38,414 --> 00:42:41,617
Do you have any idea
what you just did?

829
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,388
No, dude!

830
00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:47,390
Holy...
Yo, give me that back.
Give me that.

831
00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:49,392
I'll eat that fuckin' frog, bro.

832
00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:50,493
Who are you, man?

833
00:42:50,626 --> 00:42:52,395
You're welcome, sweetheart.

834
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:54,497
Yeah, whatever, man.
Let's get outta here.

835
00:42:54,630 --> 00:42:59,068
Puffnuts, Butterscotch,
this guy's about to
go fuckin' nuts, man.

836
00:43:00,670 --> 00:43:03,873
See that, ladies?
I perform amphibalingous.

837
00:43:04,006 --> 00:43:07,143
Who wants to fuck?

838
00:43:07,276 --> 00:43:09,245
I do have to poop though.

839
00:43:16,652 --> 00:43:18,922
What is this,
some kind of a staring contest?

840
00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:25,795
No, this is the most intense
eye-gazing session
I've ever encountered.

841
00:43:25,929 --> 00:43:27,497
Eye-gazing?

842
00:43:28,631 --> 00:43:30,299
Not just the eyes.

843
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:31,767
The soul.

844
00:43:33,069 --> 00:43:35,538
I can see your past life.

845
00:43:36,105 --> 00:43:38,374
<i>You are Sasquatch.</i>

846
00:43:38,508 --> 00:43:40,610
I'm sorry,

847
00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:43,813
but there's
not enough drugs in the world
to make this interesting.

848
00:43:43,947 --> 00:43:45,481
Look.

849
00:43:45,615 --> 00:43:48,351
This isn't gonna work on me.
It's just--
<i>Deep.</i>

850
00:43:49,652 --> 00:43:51,053
Deep.

851
00:43:53,957 --> 00:43:56,659
You are good.

852
00:44:02,632 --> 00:44:05,903
Hey, what's up, man?
Do you have tequila or vodka?

853
00:44:06,035 --> 00:44:07,971
Hi. Um, no,
neither of those.

854
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:10,306
What I do have
are supplies.

855
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:12,241
I want a cocktail,
not a crayon.

856
00:44:12,375 --> 00:44:13,911
This is just, um--

857
00:44:14,043 --> 00:44:15,778
It's fun, it's soothing.

858
00:44:15,913 --> 00:44:19,048
Yeah, so is jerking off,
but I don't do that
in front of strangers.

859
00:44:19,882 --> 00:44:21,050
Okay.
Do you have whiskey?

860
00:44:21,183 --> 00:44:22,118
Just hear me out.

861
00:44:22,251 --> 00:44:23,452
I think we, as a society,

862
00:44:23,586 --> 00:44:26,589
I think we fail to satisfy
our inner child.

863
00:44:26,722 --> 00:44:28,724
Do you have
a crayon-flavored vodka?

864
00:44:28,858 --> 00:44:32,061
Uh, I think--
I think we both know
that's not a thing.

865
00:44:32,194 --> 00:44:33,529
Oh, who's that?

866
00:44:33,663 --> 00:44:35,933
Is that a good boy?
That's a good boy.

867
00:44:36,065 --> 00:44:38,200
Would you not
refer to them that way?

868
00:44:38,334 --> 00:44:40,136
What do you mean, "them"?
I'm talking to the dog.

869
00:44:40,269 --> 00:44:43,040
It's just that
you're using heteronormative,
cisgendered pronouns,

870
00:44:43,172 --> 00:44:44,574
and-- and we don't love that.

871
00:44:44,707 --> 00:44:47,044
It's offensive.
No idea what you just said.

872
00:44:47,176 --> 00:44:48,778
You're assuming
the dog's a male.

873
00:44:48,912 --> 00:44:51,881
I'm not assuming.
I'm just staring
at his nuts right now.

874
00:44:52,015 --> 00:44:56,218
I think you're suffering
from some pretty severe
toxic masculinity, okay?

875
00:44:56,352 --> 00:44:58,055
I find it triggering.
I'm regressing.

876
00:44:58,187 --> 00:45:00,690
So can you get the fuck
out of my room, Dad?

877
00:45:01,223 --> 00:45:03,225
Okay.

878
00:45:07,931 --> 00:45:09,799
<i>Now, do you see the answer?</i>

879
00:45:10,733 --> 00:45:12,101
Yes.

880
00:45:15,137 --> 00:45:16,606
Of course.

881
00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:19,642
Wait.

882
00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:22,012
Where are we?

883
00:45:22,144 --> 00:45:23,212
Where we belong.

884
00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:25,514
I feel so peaceful.

885
00:45:25,648 --> 00:45:26,917
Doc.

886
00:45:27,050 --> 00:45:28,517
Let us consummate.

887
00:45:28,651 --> 00:45:30,954
<i>Consummate.</i>

888
00:45:31,088 --> 00:45:32,788
Consummate?
Consummate.

889
00:45:32,923 --> 00:45:34,790
Do you mean, like--

890
00:45:34,925 --> 00:45:36,559
Consummate.
Consummate.

891
00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:38,327
Come-summate.

892
00:45:39,228 --> 00:45:41,330
Come-summate.

893
00:45:44,101 --> 00:45:46,402
Deep inside your soul.

894
00:45:47,269 --> 00:45:49,639
It smells like cheese.

895
00:45:55,078 --> 00:45:56,245
Wow.

896
00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:57,880
What a night.

897
00:45:58,015 --> 00:46:00,216
It's very humbling,
indeed.

898
00:46:01,150 --> 00:46:02,986
Oh, the summer stars
are amazing.

899
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,621
I don't think
I've ever seen
anything so bright.

900
00:46:07,189 --> 00:46:08,591
I agree, but...

901
00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:09,960
But what?

902
00:46:10,093 --> 00:46:11,494
I don't wanna offend you,

903
00:46:11,627 --> 00:46:13,429
as you're clearly trying
to form a connection here,

904
00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:15,464
but I'd be remiss
not to point out your use

905
00:46:15,598 --> 00:46:18,300
of northern hemisphere-specific
seasonal language.

906
00:46:19,036 --> 00:46:20,137
Okay, you-- you lost me.

907
00:46:20,269 --> 00:46:22,238
Just a tiny
inclusive language thing.

908
00:46:22,371 --> 00:46:23,839
Yeah, I--
I still don't understand.

909
00:46:23,974 --> 00:46:27,144
Well, instead of summer,
I like to say August.

910
00:46:27,276 --> 00:46:31,447
Or even third quarter,
because although it might be
that warm season for me,

911
00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:34,450
it's not that warm season
for everybody else.

912
00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:36,318
We're all
in the same hemisphere here.

913
00:46:36,452 --> 00:46:38,888
Sure, but it's winter
in New Zealand.

914
00:46:39,022 --> 00:46:40,356
But we're not in New Zealand.

915
00:46:40,489 --> 00:46:41,958
Is anybody here in New Zealand?

916
00:46:42,092 --> 00:46:44,127
I'm just trying
to spread respect
and understanding.

917
00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:45,661
Is that a problem?

918
00:46:46,096 --> 00:46:47,463
No.

919
00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:52,735
No. No, I was just... admiring
the third-quarter stars.

920
00:46:52,868 --> 00:46:55,337
I appreciate your openness.
Bobfather!

921
00:46:55,471 --> 00:46:57,107
Just the man
I was looking for.
Come.

922
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,709
There's something
I wanna show you.
Okay. Okay.

923
00:47:00,509 --> 00:47:02,311
Enjoy the evening.

924
00:47:02,445 --> 00:47:05,015
I knew,
upon first seeing you, that you
were just the sort of man

925
00:47:05,148 --> 00:47:08,185
I have been both avoiding
and looking for
for quite some time.

926
00:47:08,317 --> 00:47:09,885
And what kind of man is that?

927
00:47:10,020 --> 00:47:11,955
Let's just say, of a time.

928
00:47:12,089 --> 00:47:13,422
Uh...
Old-fashioned.

929
00:47:13,556 --> 00:47:16,325
- Macho, manly, a real caveman.
-  Okay.

930
00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:18,694
Most younger men,
even the jocks,

931
00:47:18,828 --> 00:47:23,666
are more evolved,
emotionally available
and sensitive these days.

932
00:47:23,799 --> 00:47:26,302
You catch them crying
over cat food commercials.

933
00:47:26,435 --> 00:47:29,739
So, what are you trying to say?
You're-- You're into older men?

934
00:47:31,074 --> 00:47:32,508
No.
Oh.

935
00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:36,512
I have a thing
for competition.
Uh-huh.

936
00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:41,584
Years of toxic relationships
have led to much introspection
and soul-sculpting

937
00:47:41,717 --> 00:47:44,854
to reach the heightened form
you see before you now.

938
00:47:44,988 --> 00:47:50,426
I shed that former skin
like a snake sheds...

939
00:47:52,028 --> 00:47:53,829
his skin.

940
00:47:53,964 --> 00:47:57,200
I'm sorry,
where are we going?
And yet, I can't help myself.

941
00:47:57,333 --> 00:48:01,570
Seeing you and your comrades
ignited a dormant creature
in me, yes!

942
00:48:01,704 --> 00:48:04,273
I feel the burning desire
to compete.

943
00:48:04,406 --> 00:48:07,244
And it burns, Bobfather.
It burns.

944
00:48:07,376 --> 00:48:11,313
The young reject competition,
but I know now that it
is the great equalizer.

945
00:48:11,447 --> 00:48:12,949
It drives us to oneness.

946
00:48:13,083 --> 00:48:16,619
One can be both mindful
and still strive for victory,
yes?

947
00:48:16,752 --> 00:48:19,156
I hadn't really
thought about it.
There you are.

948
00:48:19,288 --> 00:48:21,024
Can we leave?
These people suck.

949
00:48:21,158 --> 00:48:22,324
Come!

950
00:48:23,492 --> 00:48:25,028
Your chariots await.

951
00:48:42,913 --> 00:48:45,282
This is gonna be fun,
isn't it, buddy?

952
00:48:45,414 --> 00:48:48,985
No, it's not. I'm only here
'cause I don't wanna hang out
with the woking dead.

953
00:48:49,119 --> 00:48:50,921
Ready, set, go!
What?

954
00:48:52,022 --> 00:48:55,391
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

955
00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:02,132
You gonna cry, Bobfather?

956
00:49:02,265 --> 00:49:04,167
- No? You gonna cry?
- No.

957
00:49:04,301 --> 00:49:06,203
Show me your inner goddess,
Bobfather.

958
00:49:06,335 --> 00:49:08,238
My what?
Yes! Your inner goddess!

959
00:49:08,370 --> 00:49:10,406
My inner goddess?
Yes, let her shine!

960
00:49:10,539 --> 00:49:12,474
Let her shine!

961
00:49:12,608 --> 00:49:15,011
See yourself
on the other side!

962
00:49:16,913 --> 00:49:19,115
Come on, Bobfather,
keep up!
I'm comin'!

963
00:49:19,249 --> 00:49:20,783
Keep up! Keep up!

964
00:49:46,709 --> 00:49:49,845
Oh, yeah!

965
00:49:49,980 --> 00:49:50,981
Whoo!

966
00:49:51,114 --> 00:49:54,084
It's beautiful,
isn't it?
No!

967
00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:02,259
What's that?

968
00:50:02,391 --> 00:50:03,960
What's that?

969
00:50:05,929 --> 00:50:07,463
Oh, hey, Shell.

970
00:50:07,596 --> 00:50:09,832
Hey.
What the fuck?

971
00:50:11,334 --> 00:50:12,936
Run for your lives!

972
00:50:13,069 --> 00:50:14,137
Oh, my God!

973
00:50:14,271 --> 00:50:15,638
What does that mean?

974
00:50:15,771 --> 00:50:17,173
I didn't know
he was that fast!

975
00:50:17,307 --> 00:50:19,575
I didn't know
he was that fat.

976
00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:21,677
Keep going!
Keep going!

977
00:50:43,166 --> 00:50:47,670
Durfy!
Durfy! Durfy! Durfy! Durfy!

978
00:51:48,298 --> 00:51:50,100
Oh, my God.

979
00:51:50,233 --> 00:51:53,036
What in the hell?

980
00:51:53,169 --> 00:51:54,536
Am I dying?

981
00:51:54,670 --> 00:51:56,473
Oh, my God, my head.

982
00:51:56,605 --> 00:51:58,574
Oh, my God. My head.

983
00:51:58,707 --> 00:51:59,675
Where are we?

984
00:51:59,808 --> 00:52:01,577
I don't know.

985
00:52:01,710 --> 00:52:03,947
Ow. Ow.

986
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,648
And how did we end up
in the same bed together?

987
00:52:06,782 --> 00:52:08,184
I don't know.

988
00:52:08,318 --> 00:52:11,587
What am I wearing? Did you
change my clothes last night?

989
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:13,289
No, I didn't. I--

990
00:52:13,423 --> 00:52:15,791
I-- I don't--
I don't know how we got...

991
00:52:15,925 --> 00:52:18,128
I have no idea
where we are.

992
00:52:18,794 --> 00:52:20,330
This is so weird.

993
00:52:21,297 --> 00:52:24,300
Would you-- Would you
please put that thing away?

994
00:52:24,434 --> 00:52:25,701
What? Oh.

995
00:52:25,834 --> 00:52:28,138
Bob, this is what happens
to men in the morning.

996
00:52:28,271 --> 00:52:30,773
Yeah, they get erect.
Is your pussy hard?

997
00:52:30,907 --> 00:52:33,009
Just get rid of it, please.
Like a dick magician?

998
00:52:33,143 --> 00:52:34,743
Is that what you're saying?
Just disappear?

999
00:52:34,877 --> 00:52:37,447
Think of something gross.
I don't know. Whatever.

1000
00:52:37,613 --> 00:52:39,082
Okay, fine.

1001
00:52:39,215 --> 00:52:40,616
I can do that.

1002
00:52:45,522 --> 00:52:49,459
Oh, my God.
How did you just...
How did you just do that?

1003
00:52:49,591 --> 00:52:51,727
You said,
"Think of something gross,"

1004
00:52:51,860 --> 00:52:53,496
so I thought of Shelly naked.

1005
00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:55,731
It decreases boners
and induces vomiting.

1006
00:52:55,864 --> 00:52:58,634
I'm gonna remember that.
I don't know when I'm
gonna need it, but--

1007
00:52:58,767 --> 00:53:00,303
<i>Welcome, visitors.</i>

1008
00:53:00,437 --> 00:53:02,305
<i>Breakfast is now being served.</i>

1009
00:53:02,439 --> 00:53:06,976
<i>Please make your way to</i>
<i>the Great Room where your host</i>
<i>is awaiting your arrival.</i>

1010
00:53:07,911 --> 00:53:10,180
Who the hell was that?
I don't know.

1011
00:53:23,893 --> 00:53:25,594
Oh, my God.

1012
00:53:26,595 --> 00:53:28,730
Oh, I'm starving.
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.

1013
00:53:28,864 --> 00:53:31,067
I remember that weird lady
from last night.

1014
00:53:31,201 --> 00:53:33,470
Go say something.
She's right there.
What do you want me to...

1015
00:53:33,602 --> 00:53:34,803
I don't know,
but say something.

1016
00:53:34,938 --> 00:53:36,772
I don't want to
say anything. Go.

1017
00:53:36,906 --> 00:53:37,840
Good mornin'.

1018
00:53:37,974 --> 00:53:39,943
Morning.
Hey.

1019
00:53:40,076 --> 00:53:42,212
I'm sorry,
what was your name again?

1020
00:53:42,345 --> 00:53:44,680
Phoenix,
not weird lady.

1021
00:53:45,148 --> 00:53:46,950
Sorry.

1022
00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:50,353
Yeah, uh, sorry.
We got fucked up last night.

1023
00:53:50,487 --> 00:53:52,088
Yeah, obliterated.
Obliterated.

1024
00:53:52,222 --> 00:53:55,225
Yes, we found
a higher plane last night.

1025
00:53:55,358 --> 00:54:00,063
Such madness happens
on the full moon,
but I trust you slept well?

1026
00:54:00,196 --> 00:54:03,333
Yeah, yeah. I've--
I've felt better.

1027
00:54:03,466 --> 00:54:04,601
So, this is your place?

1028
00:54:04,733 --> 00:54:06,668
Xanadu, my home.
The fruits of my labor.

1029
00:54:06,802 --> 00:54:08,972
Yeah, it's cool.
Why does the house talk?

1030
00:54:09,105 --> 00:54:13,809
That's K.A.R.E.N.
It stands for Kind Automated
Righteous Emotional Neurobot.

1031
00:54:13,943 --> 00:54:15,744
She runs my household.

1032
00:54:16,778 --> 00:54:19,082
So, what is it that you do?

1033
00:54:19,215 --> 00:54:20,250
Do?

1034
00:54:22,051 --> 00:54:24,120
I guess you could say

1035
00:54:24,254 --> 00:54:27,890
I simply exist
in this human vessel

1036
00:54:28,024 --> 00:54:30,560
to spread
my love and knowledge

1037
00:54:30,692 --> 00:54:35,498
to lift up other souls
and guide them
towards enlightenment.

1038
00:54:35,632 --> 00:54:37,500
So that paid for this?

1039
00:54:37,634 --> 00:54:42,105
Also, I created an app
that translates dog barks
into emojis.

1040
00:54:42,238 --> 00:54:44,507
While I don't subscribe
to paper currency,

1041
00:54:44,641 --> 00:54:47,911
I will admit
it was a necessary sacrifice
of my talents

1042
00:54:48,044 --> 00:54:50,079
to provide this sanctuary.

1043
00:54:50,213 --> 00:54:52,215
Plus, I really love jet skis.

1044
00:54:52,348 --> 00:54:54,551
Yeah! Jet skis.
Hey, yeah, so do we.

1045
00:54:54,683 --> 00:54:56,186
Gotta have money for that.
Yeah.

1046
00:54:56,319 --> 00:54:57,886
Oh, perfect!

1047
00:54:58,021 --> 00:55:00,789
We've prepared
some morning cordials I think
will be to your liking.

1048
00:55:00,924 --> 00:55:02,891
Bloody Mary, yes, please.

1049
00:55:03,026 --> 00:55:05,295
This will help
make this place less weird.

1050
00:55:05,428 --> 00:55:06,996
Thank you.
No offense.

1051
00:55:07,997 --> 00:55:10,133
Mmm.
God bless vodka.
Mmm.

1052
00:55:10,266 --> 00:55:11,733
Don't thank God,
thank K.A.R.E.N.

1053
00:55:11,867 --> 00:55:13,636
She scanned your bodies
during your slumber,

1054
00:55:13,769 --> 00:55:15,471
so she knows
just what you like.

1055
00:55:15,605 --> 00:55:16,772
Is that why I had a boner?
Wait.

1056
00:55:16,906 --> 00:55:19,409
What do you mean
she scanned our bodies?

1057
00:55:19,542 --> 00:55:23,346
Where are Shelly and-- and Doc?
We really should
probably get goin'.

1058
00:55:23,479 --> 00:55:24,414
Yeah.

1059
00:55:24,547 --> 00:55:26,282
Who?
Shelly and Doc.

1060
00:55:26,416 --> 00:55:30,086
Our f-- Uh...
Swollen Tick and Beef Chimi.

1061
00:55:30,220 --> 00:55:32,088
The fake doctor and the guy
who looks like Gargamel?

1062
00:55:32,222 --> 00:55:35,358
I assure you, everyone
who is meant to be here is here.

1063
00:55:36,259 --> 00:55:37,460
Now please,

1064
00:55:37,594 --> 00:55:40,096
help yourselves and drink up.

1065
00:55:40,230 --> 00:55:42,065
It will help you, I promise.

1066
00:55:42,198 --> 00:55:45,268
I will leave you to prepare
for the morning commitment.

1067
00:55:46,536 --> 00:55:48,071
I will see you there.

1068
00:55:49,305 --> 00:55:50,506
See you there.

1069
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,508
Morning commitment?
Does that mean
they're here?

1070
00:55:52,642 --> 00:55:55,411
I'm gonna--
I'm gonna go find them.
This is so weird.

1071
00:56:05,787 --> 00:56:07,156
Doc, Shelly.

1072
00:56:07,690 --> 00:56:08,992
Time to get up.

1073
00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:10,792
We got breakfast, buddy.

1074
00:56:14,863 --> 00:56:16,532
Doc, Shelly.

1075
00:56:16,666 --> 00:56:18,834
Let's go.
We got Bloody Marys. Let's go.

1076
00:56:23,706 --> 00:56:25,408
<i>Hello, Bob.</i>

1077
00:56:25,541 --> 00:56:30,446
<i>Just a reminder</i>
<i>that breakfast service</i>
<i>will end promptly at 10:00 a.m.</i>

1078
00:56:30,580 --> 00:56:33,216
<i>It is now 9:50 a.m.</i>

1079
00:56:33,349 --> 00:56:36,519
<i>Please find your way</i>
<i>to the Great Room</i>
<i>while supplies last.</i>

1080
00:56:36,653 --> 00:56:40,023
<i>There will be</i>
<i>no other meals until dusk.</i>

1081
00:56:54,771 --> 00:56:56,306
I didn't find 'em.

1082
00:56:56,439 --> 00:56:59,142
And honestly, this place
is just creepin' me out.

1083
00:56:59,275 --> 00:57:01,110
I'm gonna go outside
and try to call 'em.

1084
00:57:01,244 --> 00:57:03,246
That's a good idea, Gary.

1085
00:57:03,379 --> 00:57:08,484
I've had three Bloody Marys,
and they're pure magic.

1086
00:57:08,618 --> 00:57:09,752
What? How--

1087
00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:11,721
And they are powerful.

1088
00:57:11,853 --> 00:57:13,289
Okay.
I feel like really,
really good.

1089
00:57:13,423 --> 00:57:15,258
I-- I think we probably
shouldn't split up.

1090
00:57:15,391 --> 00:57:16,825
- Come with me.
- Okay.

1091
00:57:16,959 --> 00:57:18,995
Come on.
No. Leave it.

1092
00:57:19,495 --> 00:57:20,963
Okay.
Let's go.

1093
00:57:45,121 --> 00:57:46,522
What the fuck?

1094
00:57:48,890 --> 00:57:51,327
What the fuck! Are you...

1095
00:57:53,763 --> 00:57:55,131
Okay.

1096
00:57:55,264 --> 00:57:57,400
There's a chicken in my bed.

1097
00:57:59,068 --> 00:58:01,204
There was a chicken in my bed.

1098
00:58:01,337 --> 00:58:03,106
Speak of the devil.

1099
00:58:03,239 --> 00:58:06,175
Well, if he's a devil,
then sign me up for hell,
you know what I mean?

1100
00:58:06,309 --> 00:58:07,977
Where's Bob?
Where's Bender?

1101
00:58:08,111 --> 00:58:09,278
Where the fuck are we?

1102
00:58:09,412 --> 00:58:11,481
Remember, you're
at the Panty Hamster.

1103
00:58:11,614 --> 00:58:15,852
We like to think
it marries old-world charm
with modern conveniences.

1104
00:58:15,985 --> 00:58:18,454
Sit down now.
I'll get you a plate.

1105
00:58:19,489 --> 00:58:20,423
You earned it.

1106
00:58:20,556 --> 00:58:21,524
Oh, hell, yeah.

1107
00:58:22,592 --> 00:58:24,594
Please tell me
I didn't fuck a chicken.

1108
00:58:24,727 --> 00:58:25,895
Oh, you don't remember?

1109
00:58:26,028 --> 00:58:27,296
I don't remember shit
from last night.

1110
00:58:27,430 --> 00:58:28,865
Oh, man,
how's your jaw?

1111
00:58:28,998 --> 00:58:30,433
I think it was, um,

1112
00:58:30,566 --> 00:58:33,002
"The bigger the FUPA,
the sweeter the chalupa,
Shelly."

1113
00:58:33,136 --> 00:58:35,004
That's what you kept sayin'
last night.

1114
00:58:36,973 --> 00:58:38,841
No.
You were all smiles.

1115
00:58:38,975 --> 00:58:41,377
There you go, big guy.

1116
00:58:42,178 --> 00:58:43,813
Maybe you're not hungry.

1117
00:58:43,946 --> 00:58:45,815
After all, you got
a belly full of pussy.

1118
00:58:47,850 --> 00:58:51,020
You know,
most men don't like to
kiss a Wookiee that much,

1119
00:58:51,154 --> 00:58:53,790
but like I was tellin'
your friend here,

1120
00:58:53,923 --> 00:58:56,626
you were like
Pac-Man down there.

1121
00:59:01,798 --> 00:59:04,902
Eat your eggs, man.
 They're gonna get cold and slimy.

1122
00:59:07,470 --> 00:59:09,572
Oh, now you don't wanna eat?

1123
00:59:11,874 --> 00:59:14,610
Come on.

1124
00:59:20,316 --> 00:59:24,253
How does
such a high-tech house
have no service?

1125
00:59:32,295 --> 00:59:33,262
Hey.

1126
00:59:33,396 --> 00:59:35,698
Hey, come on. You okay?

1127
00:59:35,832 --> 00:59:37,333
Amazing.

1128
00:59:37,467 --> 00:59:40,102
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh.

1129
00:59:40,236 --> 00:59:42,839
Come on. Come on.
Oh, shit.

1130
00:59:44,407 --> 00:59:45,541
Come!

1131
00:59:46,976 --> 00:59:48,211
Come!

1132
00:59:49,979 --> 00:59:51,481
Come on.
Come on, come here.

1133
00:59:58,421 --> 01:00:00,857
Just in time for the wokening.

1134
01:00:01,557 --> 01:00:03,192
I knew you'd find your own way.

1135
01:00:03,326 --> 01:00:06,696
Yeah, uh, we're actually
looking for our friends.

1136
01:00:06,829 --> 01:00:09,866
Maybe you could give us
a drive into town, or--
or I don't know.

1137
01:00:09,999 --> 01:00:11,200
Point us
in the right direction?

1138
01:00:11,334 --> 01:00:13,402
Soon, my antique warriors.

1139
01:00:13,536 --> 01:00:17,206
Everything comes in time,
but right now
is the time to evolve.

1140
01:00:17,941 --> 01:00:19,175
You'll see.

1141
01:00:20,276 --> 01:00:22,745
I don't wanna evolve.
I wanna go home.

1142
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,917
Yo, Doc and Shelly
are probably down there.
We should just go.

1143
01:00:27,049 --> 01:00:29,452
You think?
Okay, let's go.

1144
01:00:30,553 --> 01:00:31,587
Yeah.

1145
01:00:32,054 --> 01:00:33,222
What?

1146
01:00:33,356 --> 01:00:36,125
You're fuckin'...
What are you...

1147
01:00:47,136 --> 01:00:49,405
Finish already.

1148
01:00:52,009 --> 01:00:52,943
Geez.

1149
01:00:54,510 --> 01:00:56,947
That's weird.
Come on, get. Get.

1150
01:00:57,079 --> 01:00:58,548
Chick digs you, buddy.

1151
01:00:58,681 --> 01:01:01,183
Did you even call Bob
and see if he could
come get us?

1152
01:01:01,317 --> 01:01:03,586
I called both of them.
Went straight to voice mail.

1153
01:01:05,187 --> 01:01:07,189
How'd they--

1154
01:01:08,959 --> 01:01:09,892
You okay?

1155
01:01:10,027 --> 01:01:11,594
Yeah, I'm fine.

1156
01:01:18,768 --> 01:01:21,571
Oh!

1157
01:01:24,740 --> 01:01:25,775
Okay.

1158
01:01:27,577 --> 01:01:28,979
Zane.

1159
01:01:29,111 --> 01:01:30,713
What is Zane
gonna possibly do?

1160
01:01:30,846 --> 01:01:32,882
Nothin'. But he's
gonna love this story.

1161
01:01:33,016 --> 01:01:34,183
Shelly!

1162
01:01:34,317 --> 01:01:36,419
Oh, thank God.
What happened to your nose?

1163
01:01:36,552 --> 01:01:38,788
Are you guys okay?
I've been worried sick
about you.

1164
01:01:38,922 --> 01:01:40,991
<i>Hey, buddy,</i>
<i>it's just me and Doc now.</i>

1165
01:01:41,123 --> 01:01:44,427
<i>Listen, we were stayin'</i>
<i>at this seedy little Airbnb</i>
<i>last night,</i>

1166
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:46,796
<i>and Doc had his face full of--</i>
<i>Give me that thing.</i>

1167
01:01:46,930 --> 01:01:48,999
<i>Hey, buddy, have you heard</i>
<i>from Bob or Bender?</i>

1168
01:01:49,131 --> 01:01:51,969
No, I haven't.
I keep calling,
and I just get voice mail.

1169
01:01:52,101 --> 01:01:54,303
Zane?

1170
01:01:54,437 --> 01:01:56,305
Open up the door.
Oh, my God.

1171
01:01:56,872 --> 01:01:58,008
Oh, my God, you guys.

1172
01:01:58,140 --> 01:02:00,209
<i>They found me. Right now.</i>

1173
01:02:00,343 --> 01:02:02,913
<i>And they sound so, so angry.</i>
<i>What do I do?</i>

1174
01:02:03,046 --> 01:02:05,648
Hide, hide.
Don't make any noise.
Get down somewhere and hide.

1175
01:02:05,781 --> 01:02:07,717
I'm not fucking around...
I think Jack's gonna kill me.

1176
01:02:07,850 --> 01:02:10,753
<i>And then Uncle Tommy,</i>
<i>he's really gonna</i>
<i>go to work on me.</i>

1177
01:02:10,886 --> 01:02:13,522
He's not gonna kill you, man.
He just wants his brother back.

1178
01:02:13,656 --> 01:02:15,558
Just be quiet.
He won't know you're there.

1179
01:02:17,460 --> 01:02:19,428
Oh, God, that's awful.

1180
01:02:19,562 --> 01:02:21,064
Cover yourself
in clothes or somethin'.

1181
01:02:21,197 --> 01:02:23,699
<i>Okay, I'm hiding.</i>
<i>Oh, my God, you guys.</i>

1182
01:02:23,833 --> 01:02:26,103
<i>Open the fuckin' door!</i>
<i>I'm so scared right now.</i>

1183
01:02:27,236 --> 01:02:30,339
And I can't believe
I'm back in the fucking closet.

1184
01:02:32,909 --> 01:02:34,945
<i>They're in the house.</i>

1185
01:02:35,078 --> 01:02:36,312
Shh, Zane, shh, Zane.

1186
01:02:36,445 --> 01:02:39,448
<i>Shh, Zane, shh, Zane,</i>
<i>shh, Zane, shh.</i>

1187
01:02:40,483 --> 01:02:42,151
Well, well, well.

1188
01:02:42,284 --> 01:02:44,620
<i>- Grab him, Jack.</i>
- Zane. Zane?

1189
01:02:45,521 --> 01:02:46,722
What just happened?

1190
01:02:46,856 --> 01:02:49,525
We need to get outta here.

1191
01:02:50,027 --> 01:02:51,260
Let's go.

1192
01:02:53,496 --> 01:02:55,665
Seriously, I think
we need to call the cops.

1193
01:02:55,798 --> 01:02:58,267
We-- We can't call the cops.
We're criminals on the run.

1194
01:02:58,401 --> 01:03:00,536
No cops.
What-- What if they
kidnapped Zane?

1195
01:03:00,670 --> 01:03:04,440
Jack's not really
gonna hurt him.
Right?

1196
01:03:04,573 --> 01:03:06,575
His uncle shot at us
with live bullets, Doc.

1197
01:03:06,709 --> 01:03:08,979
He better not
fuckin' hurt him,
I swear to God.

1198
01:03:13,549 --> 01:03:16,452
This place is disgusting.
Can we leave, please?

1199
01:03:18,421 --> 01:03:20,289
I can still taste it.

1200
01:03:21,091 --> 01:03:22,324
Ugh.

1201
01:03:23,592 --> 01:03:25,861
I'm not feeling so good.

1202
01:03:25,996 --> 01:03:28,631
Do you see them?
Do you see Doc?
I don't see 'em.

1203
01:03:28,764 --> 01:03:29,900
Doc?

1204
01:03:30,033 --> 01:03:32,501
We're never gonna make it
to Celia's house.

1205
01:03:34,503 --> 01:03:36,039
What's going-- Doc?
I don't see 'em.

1206
01:03:36,173 --> 01:03:37,974
Greetings, friends.

1207
01:03:38,108 --> 01:03:39,575
Oh, my God, man!
Oh, goddamn.

1208
01:03:39,709 --> 01:03:42,578
Another beautiful day
in paradise, is it not?

1209
01:03:42,712 --> 01:03:45,481
Paradise. Friends.

1210
01:03:45,614 --> 01:03:47,349
I'm not your friend.
Hey.

1211
01:03:48,784 --> 01:03:52,254
You-- You got
a little mustache on you.

1212
01:03:53,957 --> 01:03:55,891
What are you talking about?
I don't have a mustache.

1213
01:03:56,026 --> 01:03:59,328
Why'd you grow your hair out?
You look like...
Are you Bob's mom?

1214
01:04:01,932 --> 01:04:04,300
Come on,
what are you talk...
I don't know.

1215
01:04:04,433 --> 01:04:06,669
We have new friends
with us today.

1216
01:04:06,802 --> 01:04:07,837
Greet them.

1217
01:04:07,971 --> 01:04:09,206
Friends.

1218
01:04:09,338 --> 01:04:11,440
- Hey. Hey.
- Welcome.

1219
01:04:11,574 --> 01:04:13,043
Welcome.
Welcome.

1220
01:04:13,176 --> 01:04:16,113
It's time for us
to be mindful of each other.

1221
01:04:16,245 --> 01:04:18,014
Be mindful.
Bob.

1222
01:04:18,148 --> 01:04:20,083
Bob, what's going on?
Mindful.

1223
01:04:20,217 --> 01:04:21,350
Bob?

1224
01:04:21,484 --> 01:04:25,122
This is our daily reminder
to be mindful.

1225
01:04:25,254 --> 01:04:29,092
To be mindful of breath.

1226
01:04:29,226 --> 01:04:31,895
To be mindful of song.

1227
01:04:32,028 --> 01:04:34,931
To be mindful of tears.

1228
01:04:35,498 --> 01:04:38,902
To be mindful of history.

1229
01:04:39,535 --> 01:04:41,370
And herstory.

1230
01:04:42,805 --> 01:04:44,507
And theystory.

1231
01:04:45,574 --> 01:04:47,476
What is that?

1232
01:04:50,846 --> 01:04:52,581
How the hell
are we gonna find Celia?

1233
01:04:52,715 --> 01:04:55,152
I wonder what the hell happened
to Bender and Bob.

1234
01:05:00,890 --> 01:05:04,460
My back
is itchin' like crazy, man.

1235
01:05:10,432 --> 01:05:14,303
Dude, am I still trippin',
or does that look like
a giant marshmallow to you?

1236
01:05:14,436 --> 01:05:16,505
You're trippin'.
I'm so hungry.

1237
01:05:18,141 --> 01:05:20,476
Fuck, still no answer.

1238
01:05:20,609 --> 01:05:24,413
What do you think of the name
Henrietta? I mean, look at
this chicken followin' us.

1239
01:05:24,547 --> 01:05:26,482
I love it.
She's so awesome.
Look at her.

1240
01:05:26,615 --> 01:05:30,820
I think my grandfather
was a farmer, and he said
never name your food.

1241
01:05:32,454 --> 01:05:33,722
Oh, shit.
Who's a good girl?

1242
01:05:33,856 --> 01:05:36,559
Hey. Check it out.
Backwater.

1243
01:05:36,692 --> 01:05:39,029
Ten miles.
Isn't that where Celia lives?

1244
01:05:39,162 --> 01:05:40,897
Do you think
the guys went there
without us?

1245
01:05:41,031 --> 01:05:43,233
Bob's got Durfy,
and they don't know
where we are...

1246
01:05:43,365 --> 01:05:45,068
Hold on.

1247
01:05:45,202 --> 01:05:46,669
Zane!
Hey, Zane!

1248
01:05:46,802 --> 01:05:49,505
- Hey!
<i>- Guys!</i>

1249
01:05:49,638 --> 01:05:53,109
Oh, fuck, it was so awful!

1250
01:05:53,910 --> 01:05:57,314
Jack and Uncle Tommy came in,
and they--

1251
01:05:57,446 --> 01:06:00,283
and they grabbed me
and took me to my salon

1252
01:06:00,416 --> 01:06:03,786
and they imprisoned me
in one of my own beds.

1253
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:05,521
<i>Level five.</i>
<i>High pressure.</i>

1254
01:06:05,654 --> 01:06:07,090
Damn, that's twisted.

1255
01:06:07,224 --> 01:06:08,858
I know!

1256
01:06:08,992 --> 01:06:11,061
And they wouldn't let me go
until I told them
where you were.

1257
01:06:11,194 --> 01:06:15,298
And I held out
as long as I could,
I swear.

1258
01:06:15,431 --> 01:06:17,267
But then I could feel
my skin melting.

1259
01:06:17,399 --> 01:06:18,734
<i>That's gross.</i>
<i>Ew.</i>

1260
01:06:18,868 --> 01:06:20,636
And I heard Uncle Tommy say...

1261
01:06:20,769 --> 01:06:23,106
..."I'm gonna come in there
and eat you, boy."

1262
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:26,408
- TMI, dude.
- I had to give 'em something.

1263
01:06:26,542 --> 01:06:28,811
So I told them
you were at Party Marty's.

1264
01:06:28,945 --> 01:06:31,614
<i>Shit. Well, did you get ahold</i>
<i>of Bob and Bender yet?</i>

1265
01:06:31,747 --> 01:06:32,916
No.

1266
01:06:33,049 --> 01:06:34,650
<i>All right. Man,</i>
<i>I hope those guys are okay.</i>

1267
01:06:34,783 --> 01:06:35,952
<i>Zane, you stay safe.</i>

1268
01:06:36,086 --> 01:06:37,988
Okay, bye.

1269
01:06:38,121 --> 01:06:39,388
Damn.

1270
01:06:39,521 --> 01:06:41,191
All right. All right,
we gotta find these guys.

1271
01:06:41,324 --> 01:06:42,391
We gotta help these guys.

1272
01:06:42,524 --> 01:06:43,459
Backwater.

1273
01:06:43,592 --> 01:06:45,295
Backwater, it is.

1274
01:06:45,427 --> 01:06:47,529
And by the way,
that's the stupidest name ever.

1275
01:06:47,663 --> 01:06:49,798
Water has no front,
water has no back.

1276
01:06:49,933 --> 01:06:52,434
It's fluid.
It's all one thing, right?

1277
01:06:52,568 --> 01:06:55,906
My back
is itching like crazy, man.
Where's Henrietta? Henrietta?

1278
01:06:56,039 --> 01:06:57,439
Come.

1279
01:06:57,573 --> 01:07:02,645
And let us be mindful
of the experience
of those from Swaziland.

1280
01:07:02,778 --> 01:07:06,082
And those from Nauru
and Gibraltar.

1281
01:07:06,216 --> 01:07:07,783
Just kill us now.

1282
01:07:07,918 --> 01:07:11,054
This self-care
is important, is it not?

1283
01:07:11,187 --> 01:07:12,888
Now, let's have some fun.

1284
01:07:13,023 --> 01:07:15,959
Education is self-care too,
is it not?

1285
01:07:16,092 --> 01:07:17,826
Fun.

1286
01:07:17,961 --> 01:07:19,396
Fun.
 Let's get the fuck outta here.

1287
01:07:19,528 --> 01:07:20,897
Bobfather.

1288
01:07:21,031 --> 01:07:24,600
In you and Broken Man,
I see worthy opponents.

1289
01:07:24,733 --> 01:07:26,202
Do you accept this moment?

1290
01:07:27,237 --> 01:07:31,408
No. No, no. We gotta go.
Actually, yeah, we gotta...

1291
01:07:31,540 --> 01:07:33,509
We got some friends,
and this woman and this--

1292
01:07:33,642 --> 01:07:35,111
No.

1293
01:07:35,245 --> 01:07:37,513
It's kind of a long story,
but, yeah, we gotta go.

1294
01:07:37,646 --> 01:07:39,416
You see, we can't
let you leave just yet.

1295
01:07:39,581 --> 01:07:41,017
Why?
What?

1296
01:07:41,151 --> 01:07:44,187
Trust me.
You will be a better man
when this is all over.

1297
01:07:45,355 --> 01:07:47,489
Bob, are you okay?

1298
01:07:47,623 --> 01:07:49,359
Bob, you gotta
hang in there, buddy.

1299
01:07:49,491 --> 01:07:51,194
You drugged us.

1300
01:07:52,028 --> 01:07:54,364
It's just some
holy organic barbiturates

1301
01:07:54,496 --> 01:07:57,100
from the bark of a tree found
in the Brazilian rain forest.

1302
01:07:57,233 --> 01:07:59,601
Think of it
as nature's truth serum.
The fuck?

1303
01:07:59,735 --> 01:08:03,340
You see,
I've made it my mission
in life to educate those

1304
01:08:03,472 --> 01:08:05,108
the world has left behind.

1305
01:08:06,142 --> 01:08:08,610
You like games, Bobfather?
Yeah.

1306
01:08:08,744 --> 01:08:11,147
Welcome to the ultimate game.

1307
01:08:11,281 --> 01:08:12,415
What game?

1308
01:08:12,581 --> 01:08:14,117
The one you are already playing.

1309
01:08:16,386 --> 01:08:20,423
Look, I will suck
all of your dicks
and eat all of your pussies!

1310
01:08:20,556 --> 01:08:23,093
You don't have to shower!
I'll just fucking go right down!

1311
01:08:23,226 --> 01:08:26,562
Let us go home!
I'll fuckin' eat a...

1312
01:08:28,797 --> 01:08:31,301
God. Dude.

1313
01:08:31,434 --> 01:08:33,836
Do I have, like, a huge rash
on my back or somethin'?

1314
01:08:33,970 --> 01:08:35,205
It's fucking killing me.

1315
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:39,442
Holy shit.
What?

1316
01:08:39,575 --> 01:08:42,544
When did you get
a giant fucking back tat?

1317
01:08:42,678 --> 01:08:44,546
Fuck you. Seriously?
Are you serious?

1318
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:47,516
It's huge.
Dude, I'm telling you.
Are you fuckin' with me?

1319
01:08:47,649 --> 01:08:48,985
No, no, no, no.

1320
01:08:49,119 --> 01:08:50,954
It's like a dragon
or somethin' with wings

1321
01:08:51,087 --> 01:08:54,424
and it says,
<i>"Durfy Es Mi Puta."</i>

1322
01:08:54,556 --> 01:08:56,859
What?
What does that mean?

1323
01:08:56,993 --> 01:08:59,462
I don't know.
Durfy's my friend, I think.

1324
01:08:59,595 --> 01:09:01,931
Yeah.
That's probably what it is.

1325
01:09:06,069 --> 01:09:08,972
Is it terrible?
Just be honest.

1326
01:09:09,105 --> 01:09:11,174
No, dude,
it fuckin' looks good
on you, man.

1327
01:09:11,307 --> 01:09:12,808
Really?
Yeah.

1328
01:09:12,942 --> 01:09:15,644
Yeah.
Dude, you dodged a bullet,
as shit-faced as you were.

1329
01:09:15,778 --> 01:09:17,080
You could've got
somethin' really ugly.

1330
01:09:17,213 --> 01:09:19,882
That's a sweet tat, bro.
It is.

1331
01:09:20,016 --> 01:09:22,851
Doc, you gotta get one.
All the guys have gotta get one.

1332
01:09:22,986 --> 01:09:24,787
We gotta get Bob
and Bender and Zane.

1333
01:09:24,921 --> 01:09:26,056
Everybody's gonna get one.

1334
01:09:26,189 --> 01:09:27,756
My back
isn't as big as yours.

1335
01:09:27,890 --> 01:09:29,725
I don't think
it would look right
on my back.

1336
01:09:29,858 --> 01:09:31,693
Hey, I'm lookin' for someone.

1337
01:09:31,827 --> 01:09:33,595
I hear you're the man to ask.

1338
01:09:33,729 --> 01:09:35,664
Oh, yeah? Who?

1339
01:09:49,012 --> 01:09:52,315
- Henrietta, let's go.
-  Come on, you delicious fuckin' chicken.

1340
01:09:54,084 --> 01:09:55,584
I don't wanna
have to carry you.

1341
01:09:55,717 --> 01:09:58,354
Let's go. Come on.
Come on, lunch.

1342
01:10:01,057 --> 01:10:03,927
Oh, Bob, is that you?

1343
01:10:10,366 --> 01:10:11,468
Bender, are you okay?

1344
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:12,936
Where are we?

1345
01:10:18,408 --> 01:10:19,442
We're still high.

1346
01:10:21,411 --> 01:10:23,279
What the fuck
is going on?

1347
01:10:23,413 --> 01:10:25,415
Is this you?
Is this you and Shelly?
What?

1348
01:10:25,548 --> 01:10:28,585
You did all this
to fuck with me?
What? No! You're trippin'!

1349
01:10:28,717 --> 01:10:30,120
We're both high right now.
I know.

1350
01:10:30,253 --> 01:10:31,988
Of course
I wouldn't do that.

1351
01:10:32,122 --> 01:10:34,857
Ow! Damn it!
Would you chill out?

1352
01:10:34,991 --> 01:10:36,493
Ow. Fuck.
Hey.

1353
01:10:36,625 --> 01:10:39,295
There are two of us,
and there are, like,
a hundred of them.

1354
01:10:39,429 --> 01:10:44,200
Okay, so we just focus
on how the hell
we get outta here.

1355
01:10:44,334 --> 01:10:47,803
<i>Welcome, Bobfather</i>
<i>and Broken Man,</i>

1356
01:10:47,937 --> 01:10:49,805
<i>to my little game.</i>

1357
01:10:49,939 --> 01:10:54,344
<i>You, like so many,</i>
<i>have been blind to the truth.</i>

1358
01:10:54,477 --> 01:10:57,880
<i>Blinded by racism, sexism</i>

1359
01:10:58,014 --> 01:11:00,682
<i>and other isms, all of them.</i>

1360
01:11:00,816 --> 01:11:02,619
Oh, come on, Phoenix.
I don't have any isms!

1361
01:11:02,751 --> 01:11:04,187
We don't have time
for this!

1362
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:07,023
Please, just let us
the fuck out of here!

1363
01:11:08,158 --> 01:11:09,758
I have to
use the bathroom.

1364
01:11:09,892 --> 01:11:12,629
I have bad diarrhea.
I've gotta go now.
Can you open the door?

1365
01:11:12,761 --> 01:11:13,997
I'll go right here.

1366
01:11:14,130 --> 01:11:15,664
<i>He'll do it!</i>
No.

1367
01:11:15,797 --> 01:11:17,300
I'm gonna go potty.
I'll go right now.
Take it easy.

1368
01:11:17,433 --> 01:11:19,469
He'll fuckin' do it!
Let us out!

1369
01:11:19,602 --> 01:11:22,005
He will go right there.
Don't do it.
He'll go right there!

1370
01:11:22,138 --> 01:11:25,774
<i>Trigger warning!</i>
<i>Think before you speak.</i>
<i>You have 30 minutes.</i>

1371
01:11:25,909 --> 01:11:29,646
Thirty minutes?
What do we do for 30 minutes?
Can I get a cocktail then?

1372
01:11:29,778 --> 01:11:32,916
No, no, no, no.
She said it's a game.
We gotta play the game.

1373
01:11:33,049 --> 01:11:34,918
It's what we do, right?

1374
01:11:35,051 --> 01:11:36,219
It's a puzzle.

1375
01:11:36,352 --> 01:11:38,321
Wait, wait,
it's an escape room.

1376
01:11:38,454 --> 01:11:41,191
Do you know anything
about escape rooms?
Uh, no.

1377
01:11:41,324 --> 01:11:43,159
What are you,
fuckin' retarded?

1378
01:11:44,561 --> 01:11:46,062
Oh, shit.
Is that 'cause
I said "retarded"?

1379
01:11:46,196 --> 01:11:48,131
Would you stop
saying that word?

1380
01:11:48,264 --> 01:11:50,033
I know.
You can't say
that word anymore!

1381
01:11:50,166 --> 01:11:51,234
I know. I'm sorry.
Jesus.

1382
01:11:51,367 --> 01:11:52,669
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.

1383
01:11:52,801 --> 01:11:54,604
I was born in 1976.

1384
01:11:54,736 --> 01:11:57,706
Start lookin' for things.
Look for clues,
look for anything.

1385
01:12:03,980 --> 01:12:05,682
You see anything?

1386
01:12:09,953 --> 01:12:11,921
<i>I'll repeat your first clue.</i>

1387
01:12:12,055 --> 01:12:16,593
Trigger warning:
Think before you speak.

1388
01:12:16,725 --> 01:12:18,361
I never do that.
Is that even a clue?

1389
01:12:18,494 --> 01:12:20,762
- I don't know.
<i>- Trigger. What has triggers?</i>

1390
01:12:20,897 --> 01:12:23,366
<i>Was he dropped as a baby?</i>
I heard that.

1391
01:12:23,499 --> 01:12:25,001
Oh, so-- Um...

1392
01:12:27,370 --> 01:12:29,405
I think I found
what we're lookin' for.
Oh!

1393
01:12:29,539 --> 01:12:31,908
Bob, shoot the door.
We'll shoot our way out.

1394
01:12:32,041 --> 01:12:33,943
Let me just...
Wait,
what are you doing?

1395
01:12:36,646 --> 01:12:37,480
We did it!

1396
01:12:37,614 --> 01:12:39,115
We did it!
We?

1397
01:12:39,249 --> 01:12:42,318
You did it, Bob. Sorry.
Yeah, you did it,
so you go first.

1398
01:12:42,452 --> 01:12:44,820
Hey. Uh-uh-uh.
Go, Bob.

1399
01:12:49,158 --> 01:12:50,326
Whoa.

1400
01:12:54,130 --> 01:12:56,633
Shit!
Now what do we do?

1401
01:12:56,765 --> 01:12:58,401
Uh...

1402
01:12:58,534 --> 01:12:59,502
I don't know.

1403
01:12:59,636 --> 01:13:01,170
Do we have to find
another gun?

1404
01:13:06,743 --> 01:13:10,046
Yeah, I knew it wasn't
gonna be that easy.
You wanna play?

1405
01:13:10,179 --> 01:13:12,982
Yeah, I wanna play.
You wanna play? Let's play!

1406
01:13:23,926 --> 01:13:26,162
No, no, no. Bob, Bob, Bob.
Let me do this one.

1407
01:13:26,296 --> 01:13:28,131
What?
Let me do this one.
Trust me.

1408
01:13:28,264 --> 01:13:31,067
You're a privileged white male.
What? You're white.

1409
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,503
Yeah, but, Bob,
you're really white.

1410
01:13:35,938 --> 01:13:37,974
Okay. Okay.

1411
01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:40,243
Okay.

1412
01:13:45,581 --> 01:13:47,250
Oh.
Look at him.

1413
01:13:53,756 --> 01:13:55,058
Huh.

1414
01:14:01,998 --> 01:14:04,434
Oh.

1415
01:14:06,002 --> 01:14:07,337
Another room.

1416
01:14:07,470 --> 01:14:08,404
All right.

1417
01:14:08,538 --> 01:14:10,606
Wait, no, you go first.
Huh? Okay, fine.

1418
01:14:11,474 --> 01:14:12,874
Is it bad?

1419
01:14:13,009 --> 01:14:15,244
Dude, we're gonna need
to take a break, man.

1420
01:14:15,378 --> 01:14:18,880
It's hot as shit out here.
Every muscle in my body
is hurting.

1421
01:14:19,015 --> 01:14:20,550
Fuck, I'm so hungry.

1422
01:14:20,683 --> 01:14:24,787
I could totally
crush a sandwich.
Yeah.

1423
01:14:24,921 --> 01:14:27,457
Chicken sandwich.
Oh, yeah.

1424
01:14:28,958 --> 01:14:30,426
Don't even think about it.
What?

1425
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,861
Any chicken sandwich.
No particular chicken.

1426
01:14:32,995 --> 01:14:35,198
No. No. No.
Get that outta your head.

1427
01:14:35,331 --> 01:14:38,901
Never, ever, ever would I
ever even think about
doin' anything like that.

1428
01:14:39,035 --> 01:14:40,269
All right.

1429
01:14:42,472 --> 01:14:44,073
I'm thinkin' about it.

1430
01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:46,309
Breaded.

1431
01:14:46,976 --> 01:14:48,111
Deep-fried.

1432
01:14:48,244 --> 01:14:49,245
Spicy.

1433
01:14:49,379 --> 01:14:53,349
<i>This is your final challenge,</i>

1434
01:14:53,483 --> 01:14:54,617
<i>woke warriors.</i>

1435
01:14:55,451 --> 01:14:57,186
<i>Please, sit.</i>

1436
01:14:57,954 --> 01:14:59,389
We got this.

1437
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:05,461
Oh, my God.

1438
01:15:05,595 --> 01:15:07,630
This is it, Bob.
This is where we die.

1439
01:15:07,764 --> 01:15:09,165
A fucking escape room.

1440
01:15:09,298 --> 01:15:11,601
No, we're not gonna die, buddy.
Not today, not here.

1441
01:15:15,538 --> 01:15:17,073
Oh.
What the fuck?

1442
01:15:17,206 --> 01:15:18,841
<i>Where's the rest</i>
<i>of the clown?</i>

1443
01:15:18,975 --> 01:15:21,144
<i>It's time to wake up.</i>

1444
01:15:21,277 --> 01:15:23,546
<i>Things that were funny before</i>
<i>are now problematic.</i>

1445
01:15:23,679 --> 01:15:28,050
<i>Now we know that real eyes</i>
<i>realize real lies.</i>

1446
01:15:28,184 --> 01:15:29,385
The hell does that mean?

1447
01:15:29,519 --> 01:15:31,988
Real eyes realize real--
I don't-- What?

1448
01:15:32,121 --> 01:15:33,156
Is that a clue?

1449
01:15:33,289 --> 01:15:34,957
I'm sorry,
can you repeat that?

1450
01:15:35,091 --> 01:15:37,460
Don't worry about it.
Let's just see
if you can evolve.

1451
01:15:37,593 --> 01:15:40,930
- Evolve?
<i>- You each get</i> <i>one turn to answer correctly.</i>

1452
01:15:41,063 --> 01:15:42,064
<i>We'll start with you, Bob.</i>

1453
01:15:42,198 --> 01:15:43,332
Come on, Bob.

1454
01:15:43,466 --> 01:15:45,635
<i>What is wrong with this image?</i>

1455
01:15:49,939 --> 01:15:51,607
- Bob, you got this.
- Wha--

1456
01:15:51,741 --> 01:15:55,144
That's clearly a man
trying to play
in the women's league.

1457
01:15:55,278 --> 01:15:57,647
So that's wrong.
It's unfair for the other team.

1458
01:15:58,815 --> 01:16:00,383
Shit.
Ouch.

1459
01:16:00,983 --> 01:16:02,485
Are you all right?

1460
01:16:04,153 --> 01:16:05,254
The fuck was that?

1461
01:16:05,388 --> 01:16:06,489
Did that hurt?
Uh-huh.

1462
01:16:06,622 --> 01:16:09,725
<i>Okay, Broken Man. Your turn.</i>

1463
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:14,764
Uh, that guy's dick
is about to fall out
of his shorts,

1464
01:16:14,898 --> 01:16:16,732
and nobody wants
to see that,
that's gross.

1465
01:16:16,866 --> 01:16:17,901
Right.
Did I win?

1466
01:16:18,034 --> 01:16:18,968
<i>Almost, but no.</i>

1467
01:16:20,369 --> 01:16:23,072
Fuck, that hurts! Ow.
You okay?

1468
01:16:23,206 --> 01:16:28,845
<i>The correct answer is</i>
<i>that the outfits these female</i>
<i>athletes are forced to wear</i>

1469
01:16:28,978 --> 01:16:30,948
<i>over-sexualize them.</i>
Come on.

1470
01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:32,916
That's what's wrong
with this photo?

1471
01:16:33,082 --> 01:16:37,019
<i>Next:</i>
<i>Which photo accurately</i>
<i>depicts feminism?</i>

1472
01:16:37,921 --> 01:16:39,489
- Uh...
- Come on, Bob.

1473
01:16:39,622 --> 01:16:41,724
Uh...
Come on.

1474
01:16:41,858 --> 01:16:43,259
Number two.

1475
01:16:44,293 --> 01:16:47,396
Embracing her feminine form.

1476
01:16:47,530 --> 01:16:50,233
And--

1477
01:16:51,667 --> 01:16:53,436
You all right?

1478
01:16:53,569 --> 01:16:55,238
It's the first one, right?

1479
01:16:55,371 --> 01:16:58,040
The chick with the body hair
turned her armpits into vaginas

1480
01:16:58,174 --> 01:16:59,842
to give her more powers
as a woman!

1481
01:16:59,977 --> 01:17:02,011
No, no.
Ow!

1482
01:17:02,144 --> 01:17:03,880
Yeah, you kinda
deserved that one.

1483
01:17:04,013 --> 01:17:07,316
<i>Wrong. They are both examples</i>
<i>of what feminism can look like.</i>

1484
01:17:07,450 --> 01:17:08,751
So we were both right!

1485
01:17:08,885 --> 01:17:10,653
<i>No. Both wrong.</i>

1486
01:17:10,786 --> 01:17:13,756
<i>Next one.</i>
<i>What is wrong with this image?</i>

1487
01:17:14,757 --> 01:17:16,259
Uh...

1488
01:17:17,426 --> 01:17:21,430
Gender reveal parties
are bad for the environment.

1489
01:17:22,298 --> 01:17:24,667
Turtles and baby seals
and shit will eat that.

1490
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:27,603
Yeah, that's good.
You shouldn't brag
about having kids online

1491
01:17:27,737 --> 01:17:29,438
because some people
can't have kids.

1492
01:17:29,572 --> 01:17:30,806
Yes.
Yes.

1493
01:17:30,941 --> 01:17:31,909
Oh, my God!

1494
01:17:32,041 --> 01:17:33,509
Come on.
Oh!

1495
01:17:36,612 --> 01:17:38,347
Ow!

1496
01:17:38,481 --> 01:17:39,515
Three?

1497
01:17:40,283 --> 01:17:42,285
Oh, my God.
Three?

1498
01:17:45,154 --> 01:17:47,657
Okay, all right. Here it is.
We're gettin' out of here.

1499
01:17:47,790 --> 01:17:52,328
The parents,
they shouldn't decide
their boy or girlness,

1500
01:17:52,461 --> 01:17:53,596
or whatever it's called,

1501
01:17:53,729 --> 01:17:56,934
the gender re-- re--
ration, or whatever.

1502
01:17:57,066 --> 01:17:59,135
The kids should decide
their own gender.

1503
01:17:59,268 --> 01:18:00,836
What? Nah.

1504
01:18:00,971 --> 01:18:03,773
<i>Uh, actually,</i>
<i>that was right. My bad.</i>

1505
01:18:03,907 --> 01:18:05,341
Yeah,
I know I was right!

1506
01:18:05,474 --> 01:18:07,743
You don't cancel me,
I cancel you!

1507
01:18:08,946 --> 01:18:11,647
Again! Again!

1508
01:18:11,781 --> 01:18:14,216
Again!
Oh!

1509
01:18:14,350 --> 01:18:16,619
I love you, man.
I'm not afraid of you!

1510
01:18:16,752 --> 01:18:17,988
That was amazing.

1511
01:18:21,925 --> 01:18:23,559
So, are we done?

1512
01:18:26,329 --> 01:18:29,098
Come on!

1513
01:18:32,002 --> 01:18:33,769
Thank you.

1514
01:18:33,904 --> 01:18:36,872
Now take off the straps.
We won. Let us go.

1515
01:18:42,845 --> 01:18:44,213
You didn't win.

1516
01:18:45,348 --> 01:18:46,649
No, we did win.

1517
01:18:46,782 --> 01:18:48,919
We beat the clock.
We beat the game. We won.

1518
01:18:49,052 --> 01:18:50,820
You didn't simply win.

1519
01:18:51,887 --> 01:18:53,289
You learned, didn't you?

1520
01:18:53,422 --> 01:18:55,658
Yeah, sure, whatever.
Let us go.

1521
01:18:55,791 --> 01:19:01,263
You see, I've always had
terrible taste in men, Bob.

1522
01:19:01,397 --> 01:19:03,332
No matter how evolved
I've become,

1523
01:19:03,466 --> 01:19:05,201
no matter how peaceful
the community I built was,

1524
01:19:05,334 --> 01:19:08,170
I couldn't help
but be attracted to men
who are less than perfect,

1525
01:19:08,304 --> 01:19:09,839
less than empathetic,

1526
01:19:09,973 --> 01:19:11,908
less than woke.
Ugh.

1527
01:19:12,042 --> 01:19:14,176
Men like you, Bob.
Ah.

1528
01:19:14,310 --> 01:19:16,312
I always thought
I could change them,

1529
01:19:16,445 --> 01:19:17,914
as I have changed.

1530
01:19:18,514 --> 01:19:20,783
Reborn like the phoenix.

1531
01:19:22,752 --> 01:19:26,455
Tell me,
have I changed you, Bob?

1532
01:19:27,757 --> 01:19:30,159
Yeah,
I'm not sure I'm the one
that has the issues here,

1533
01:19:30,292 --> 01:19:31,661
but yeah, I have, uh--

1534
01:19:31,794 --> 01:19:33,462
I've changed.
I'm way different.
Can we go?

1535
01:19:33,596 --> 01:19:34,597
No.

1536
01:19:36,165 --> 01:19:39,102
You like to play games,
isn't that right, Bobfather?

1537
01:19:39,235 --> 01:19:40,603
Yeah, I do.

1538
01:19:41,604 --> 01:19:43,472
And in my heart of hearts,

1539
01:19:44,141 --> 01:19:46,043
I like them too.

1540
01:19:46,175 --> 01:19:47,810
Now, come on.

1541
01:19:47,944 --> 01:19:49,311
Do it for me.

1542
01:19:51,048 --> 01:19:52,214
Ick.

1543
01:19:55,085 --> 01:19:56,019
Ugh.

1544
01:19:56,153 --> 01:19:57,620
Ugh.

1545
01:19:57,753 --> 01:20:02,191
Up until this point,
we've played children's games.

1546
01:20:02,324 --> 01:20:04,694
It's now time
to play something real.

1547
01:20:05,896 --> 01:20:07,097
Something with stakes.

1548
01:20:07,229 --> 01:20:08,364
What is that
supposed to mean?

1549
01:20:08,497 --> 01:20:09,832
Russian roulette.
Oh, my God.

1550
01:20:09,966 --> 01:20:11,500
Holy shit.

1551
01:20:11,634 --> 01:20:13,736
A game originated
with a czarist.
Put the fucking gun away.

1552
01:20:13,869 --> 01:20:19,176
It was a game intended
as the ultimate test
of bravery and will.

1553
01:20:19,308 --> 01:20:22,145
Oh, my God.
You are out of your mind.
Let's find out, shall we?

1554
01:20:22,278 --> 01:20:24,213
No! Don't do it!
Do it!

1555
01:20:24,346 --> 01:20:25,214
Don't do it!
Do it!

1556
01:20:25,347 --> 01:20:27,450
Oh!
Oh, my God.

1557
01:20:28,417 --> 01:20:29,953
Oh, it's better
than any drug.

1558
01:20:30,087 --> 01:20:32,321
Better than sex.
Now, you do it.

1559
01:20:32,455 --> 01:20:33,823
No.
Yes.

1560
01:20:33,957 --> 01:20:35,458
No, I'm not gonna do that.
I am not gonna do that.

1561
01:20:35,591 --> 01:20:37,194
Live, Bob, and you and I
can have a life together.

1562
01:20:37,326 --> 01:20:39,029
I don't even know you!
But you do!

1563
01:20:39,162 --> 01:20:42,231
The Japanese samurai
lived life by the Bushido,
the way of the warrior,

1564
01:20:42,364 --> 01:20:44,800
which taught one the way
of dying or living as though
one was already dead.

1565
01:20:44,935 --> 01:20:48,437
Give me that thing!
You think I won't do it? Huh?

1566
01:20:48,571 --> 01:20:50,439
Bob, what are you doing?
I'm not afraid of you.

1567
01:20:50,573 --> 01:20:54,111
You want me to do it?
How about here?
What's the best way to do this?

1568
01:20:54,243 --> 01:20:56,378
Bob, put the gun down.
Is it there?
Is it right in there?

1569
01:20:56,512 --> 01:20:58,414
Bob, what the fuck
are you doing?

1570
01:20:58,547 --> 01:21:01,118
You think I won't do it?
You think I won't do it?

1571
01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:02,518
Of course I'm not gonna do it.

1572
01:21:02,651 --> 01:21:05,621
My toe!

1573
01:21:05,755 --> 01:21:07,090
Goddamn it!

1574
01:21:07,224 --> 01:21:08,557
Oh! Oh, my toe!

1575
01:21:08,691 --> 01:21:10,994
Ugh! Somebody find my toe!

1576
01:21:11,128 --> 01:21:12,294
Where's my toe?

1577
01:21:12,428 --> 01:21:14,030
Let's go. Come on.

1578
01:21:14,164 --> 01:21:16,967
Bob, get me out. Get me out.
Now's the time to go.

1579
01:21:17,666 --> 01:21:19,268
Where is it? Where?

1580
01:21:19,401 --> 01:21:21,771
- Come on. Come on.
- Where is it?

1581
01:21:24,707 --> 01:21:26,143
Oh, shit.

1582
01:21:26,275 --> 01:21:27,843
Here's your friend. Go. Now.

1583
01:21:27,978 --> 01:21:29,779
Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, okay, thanks.

1584
01:21:30,947 --> 01:21:32,515
My bros.

1585
01:21:37,853 --> 01:21:39,421
Where...

1586
01:21:40,790 --> 01:21:42,591
Find the toe.

1587
01:21:42,725 --> 01:21:45,962
Where's my toe?
Find my toe right now!
Find my toe!

1588
01:21:49,398 --> 01:21:52,401
No!

1589
01:21:52,535 --> 01:21:55,071
You take this one.

1590
01:21:55,205 --> 01:21:56,438
Okay.
Come on, go, go, go.

1591
01:21:56,572 --> 01:21:58,340
Yeah. Bye, weirdos!

1592
01:21:58,474 --> 01:22:02,411
Come on. We need to find
those guys and get
to Celia's. Let's go.

1593
01:22:04,647 --> 01:22:05,648
Oh.

1594
01:22:05,781 --> 01:22:07,449
I can't believe
I'm doin' this.

1595
01:22:09,119 --> 01:22:11,922
This is the hardest thing
I ever had to eat.

1596
01:22:16,826 --> 01:22:19,996
Here's a good girl.
Yeah, such a good girl.

1597
01:22:20,130 --> 01:22:21,730
I would never eat you,
Henny.

1598
01:22:21,864 --> 01:22:24,600
Shelly might,
but I would never eat you.
Yeah.

1599
01:22:29,172 --> 01:22:30,639
You know...

1600
01:22:32,708 --> 01:22:35,845
I thought eating skunk
would be disgusting.

1601
01:22:35,979 --> 01:22:38,747
Turns out I'm right.
This is fucking gross.

1602
01:22:38,881 --> 01:22:39,782
Tastes like ass.

1603
01:22:39,916 --> 01:22:43,552
Boy, I think
that's the scent sac.

1604
01:22:45,088 --> 01:22:46,223
Ugh.

1605
01:22:58,268 --> 01:22:59,903
Set it up. Set it up.

1606
01:23:00,036 --> 01:23:00,870
Hey, kids!

1607
01:23:07,944 --> 01:23:09,279
Hey.

1608
01:23:09,411 --> 01:23:12,681
Do you know a woman named Celia?
I don't know her last name.

1609
01:23:12,815 --> 01:23:14,550
Where she lives?

1610
01:23:15,651 --> 01:23:17,354
Over there?
All right, thank you.
Come on.

1611
01:23:17,486 --> 01:23:19,122
Bye, weirdos.
Don't do drugs.

1612
01:23:21,091 --> 01:23:23,726
Ooh, cool place.
Oh, my God, chicken!

1613
01:23:26,162 --> 01:23:27,130
Doc!

1614
01:23:27,264 --> 01:23:29,032
Shelly!
Shelly!

1615
01:23:30,833 --> 01:23:32,735
- Yo! Hey!
- Oh, my God.

1616
01:23:32,868 --> 01:23:33,769
Yes!

1617
01:23:33,904 --> 01:23:35,338
- Yeah!
- You're alive!

1618
01:23:35,471 --> 01:23:37,374
Oh, my God!
I thought you guys were dead.

1619
01:23:37,506 --> 01:23:40,676
Dude, we almost did die.
We got kidnapped by a cult,
and Bob shot the cult leader.

1620
01:23:40,809 --> 01:23:42,478
I accidentally shot somebody.
She deserved it.

1621
01:23:42,611 --> 01:23:44,613
Where were you?
We ended up at a whorehouse.

1622
01:23:44,747 --> 01:23:46,349
What-- That's...
Fuckin' lucky!

1623
01:23:46,482 --> 01:23:48,385
No, it wasn't lucky, dude.
It was bad.

1624
01:23:48,517 --> 01:23:51,854
Where's Shelly?
We ate some bad skunk.
He's shittin' his brains out.

1625
01:23:51,988 --> 01:23:52,721
Shelly!

1626
01:23:57,459 --> 01:24:00,096
Oh, God.
Shell.

1627
01:24:01,398 --> 01:24:02,765
Celia.

1628
01:24:03,465 --> 01:24:04,667
Hey.

1629
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:06,903
- Been a while.
- Yeah.

1630
01:24:07,904 --> 01:24:10,273
You have no idea
how happy we are to see you.

1631
01:24:10,407 --> 01:24:11,607
Yeah.

1632
01:24:11,740 --> 01:24:13,043
Where's Durfy?

1633
01:24:14,843 --> 01:24:15,946
Uh...

1634
01:24:16,079 --> 01:24:18,014
- Can we come in for a minute?
-  Of course.

1635
01:24:18,148 --> 01:24:20,649
But, forewarning,
it really smells in here,
and it's not me.

1636
01:24:20,783 --> 01:24:22,818
I should have eaten
the chicken.

1637
01:24:36,598 --> 01:24:38,867
He talked about you
for years.

1638
01:24:39,002 --> 01:24:42,072
And we all felt
that it was right that--

1639
01:24:42,205 --> 01:24:45,641
Well, we track you down
and let you know what happened.

1640
01:24:47,609 --> 01:24:49,079
I loved him.

1641
01:24:51,214 --> 01:24:53,450
And I often thought
about trying to find him,

1642
01:24:53,582 --> 01:24:55,385
but I didn't know
he felt the same way.

1643
01:24:55,517 --> 01:24:58,687
I didn't know where to start.
I didn't even know
his whole name.

1644
01:24:58,821 --> 01:25:01,724
Murphy John Durfy Junior.

1645
01:25:03,859 --> 01:25:05,561
His name was Murphy Durfy?

1646
01:25:05,694 --> 01:25:07,529
- Yeah.
- Yeah, weird, right?

1647
01:25:09,399 --> 01:25:10,433
Shelly, let's go, bud!

1648
01:25:10,566 --> 01:25:12,235
Wrap it up!
It's gross!

1649
01:25:13,702 --> 01:25:18,308
All I know is
after our summer together,
my life changed forever.

1650
01:25:20,609 --> 01:25:23,246
I should tell you that--
That's it,
end of the road.

1651
01:25:23,380 --> 01:25:24,580
It's Jack. Time's up.

1652
01:25:24,713 --> 01:25:26,116
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.

1653
01:25:26,249 --> 01:25:28,418
- Oh, my God.
- It's Durfy's brother.

1654
01:25:28,550 --> 01:25:31,454
All right, assholes.
Get out here
and give me my brother!

1655
01:25:31,587 --> 01:25:33,490
Jack.
Jack, hold on one second.

1656
01:25:33,622 --> 01:25:35,925
I don't know what you're doin'
in this shit town,
and I don't care.

1657
01:25:36,059 --> 01:25:38,962
I tracked you fuckheads down,
and I'm done.

1658
01:25:39,095 --> 01:25:40,296
I'm done!

1659
01:25:41,364 --> 01:25:42,499
Give me the urn.

1660
01:25:42,631 --> 01:25:44,200
We cared about him.
We loved Durfy too.

1661
01:25:44,334 --> 01:25:46,002
We've gone
through hell together.
He was one of our boys.

1662
01:25:46,136 --> 01:25:48,438
Shut the fuck up, guys,
and give me the urn!

1663
01:25:48,570 --> 01:25:51,941
Mama, is everything okay here?

1664
01:25:52,075 --> 01:25:54,010
Yeah, it's okay,
Jennifer.

1665
01:25:54,144 --> 01:25:57,280
These are friends.
They knew your father.

1666
01:25:58,781 --> 01:26:00,183
- What?
- Really?

1667
01:26:03,053 --> 01:26:04,921
What do you mean,
"knew him"?

1668
01:26:05,554 --> 01:26:07,723
I'm so sorry, my love.

1669
01:26:07,856 --> 01:26:09,325
They actually
tracked us down here

1670
01:26:09,459 --> 01:26:12,262
to give us some very sad news
about your father.

1671
01:26:17,699 --> 01:26:20,904
I'm sorry, what, um--
what's happening?

1672
01:26:21,037 --> 01:26:24,606
Jack,
he described you so clearly.
I remember it even now.

1673
01:26:24,740 --> 01:26:28,244
The intensity,
the protectiveness.

1674
01:26:28,378 --> 01:26:31,214
He said you were
a very good brother.
Really?

1675
01:26:31,347 --> 01:26:32,748
I made up that last part.

1676
01:26:32,881 --> 01:26:34,951
You know, I only spent
a very short time with Durfy,

1677
01:26:35,085 --> 01:26:37,921
but it was full
of so much passion and love,

1678
01:26:38,054 --> 01:26:41,024
and I will always
be so grateful

1679
01:26:41,157 --> 01:26:43,460
for his giving me
such a wonderful daughter.

1680
01:26:45,161 --> 01:26:48,231
And I'm grateful to his friends
for coming here.

1681
01:26:50,934 --> 01:26:52,801
You look just like him.

1682
01:26:54,803 --> 01:26:56,372
She looks just like him.

1683
01:26:58,575 --> 01:26:59,808
Yeah.

1684
01:27:09,651 --> 01:27:11,653
He was the best of us.

1685
01:27:17,327 --> 01:27:19,862
You know, I think
he should stay with you.

1686
01:27:21,998 --> 01:27:24,300
And then
when the time's right,
maybe we could--

1687
01:27:25,034 --> 01:27:27,103
Well, spread his ashes together.

1688
01:27:27,937 --> 01:27:29,705
I think he'd like that.

1689
01:27:31,374 --> 01:27:32,841
Thank you, Uncle Jack.

1690
01:27:37,813 --> 01:27:39,048
Oh, my God.

1691
01:27:39,616 --> 01:27:40,749
Oh, my God.

1692
01:27:41,584 --> 01:27:43,019
Shit.

1693
01:27:47,856 --> 01:27:50,560
Oh, Durfy, you're free!

1694
01:27:53,729 --> 01:27:55,864
Hey! Dust in the wind!

1695
01:27:55,999 --> 01:27:57,833
I can taste him!
I can taste Durfy!

1696
01:27:57,967 --> 01:28:01,803
Sorry, guys. I've been
up there shittin' skunk
for, like, 40 minutes.

1697
01:28:01,938 --> 01:28:03,872
Durfy would have wanted it
this way!

1698
01:28:04,007 --> 01:28:07,010
You guys dropped Durfy?

1699
01:28:07,143 --> 01:28:08,411
Yeah.

1700
01:28:18,054 --> 01:28:19,222
Yeah!

1701
01:28:22,392 --> 01:28:23,560
Yeah!

1702
01:30:34,390 --> 01:30:37,093
How are my tits in this?
Do I look good?

1703
01:30:37,226 --> 01:30:39,962
Dude, yeah.
They're voluptuous.
Thanks.

1704
01:30:40,096 --> 01:30:42,365
What are you
talking about, guv'nah?

1705
01:30:42,498 --> 01:30:44,033
Now, see here...

1706
01:30:46,936 --> 01:30:48,471
What are you
talking about?

1707
01:30:51,908 --> 01:30:54,344
That's that girl he never
stopped talkin' about.

1708
01:30:56,145 --> 01:30:58,581
Yeah.
Hey, you know what?
Maybe we should--

1709
01:31:00,983 --> 01:31:02,884
You should
probably have this.

1710
01:31:03,019 --> 01:31:05,988
Ah. Is it a picture
of your smelly old penis?

1711
01:31:06,589 --> 01:31:08,257
Stop it.

1712
01:31:09,058 --> 01:31:10,793
Can I hit him?
Smack him.

1713
01:31:10,927 --> 01:31:13,296
Swollen Tick
and Beef Chimi?

1714
01:31:15,832 --> 01:31:18,034
Swollen Tick
and Beef Chimi?

1715
01:31:20,937 --> 01:31:22,505
Swollen Tick
and Beef Chimi.

1716
01:31:22,638 --> 01:31:24,440
The fake doctor
and the guy
that looks like--

1717
01:31:24,574 --> 01:31:25,908
Come on.

1718
01:31:26,042 --> 01:31:28,511
If I do go to prison,
I'm gonna be
the belle of the ball,

1719
01:31:28,644 --> 01:31:30,213
so eat my shit!

1720
01:31:31,848 --> 01:31:33,416
Let me take that again.

1721
01:31:33,549 --> 01:31:36,152
Sorry, that was insane.

1722
01:31:36,285 --> 01:31:37,954
We ate some bad skunk.

1723
01:31:38,087 --> 01:31:40,289
He's in there
blowin' up the bathroom.
Wait, one more time.

1724
01:31:40,423 --> 01:31:43,559
We ate some bad skunk.
He's inside--
Ah, fuck, what is it?

1725
01:31:43,693 --> 01:31:45,595
"Shittin'
his brains out."
Shittin' his brains out.

1726
01:31:45,728 --> 01:31:49,999
Never would I ever
do anything to this bird.

1727
01:31:50,133 --> 01:31:52,034
Get over here.

1728
01:31:52,168 --> 01:31:57,306
So, I've had seven Bloody Marys,
and I'm feeling very different.

1729
01:31:57,440 --> 01:31:58,641
Very different.

1730
01:31:58,775 --> 01:32:00,443
Come on.

1731
01:32:00,576 --> 01:32:01,611
Seven?

1732
01:32:02,445 --> 01:32:05,815
"One after one,
by the star-dogged moon,

1733
01:32:05,948 --> 01:32:08,251
too quick
for groan or sigh."

1734
01:32:08,384 --> 01:32:09,952
I tracked
you fuckheads down.

1735
01:32:10,086 --> 01:32:12,588
You're standing
right in front
of my fuckin' camera.

1736
01:32:12,722 --> 01:32:14,123
Bob.

1737
01:32:14,257 --> 01:32:16,392
Are you still high?
I'm still high.

1738
01:32:18,161 --> 01:32:19,629
Were you
in <i>Transformers?</i>

1739
01:32:22,231 --> 01:32:24,367
Come on, Jack.
We only encouraged him
to do--

1740
01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:26,002
Goddamn it, sorry.

1741
01:32:27,003 --> 01:32:29,038
Acting.
It's so fun.

1742
01:32:29,539 --> 01:32:30,573
Okay, bye.

1743
01:32:31,974 --> 01:32:33,476
Okay, bye.

1744
01:32:33,609 --> 01:32:34,811
Okay, bye.
Okay, bye.

1745
01:32:34,944 --> 01:32:36,813
Okay, bye.
Okay, bye.

1746
01:32:36,946 --> 01:32:38,614
Okay, bye.
Okay, bye.

1747
01:32:38,748 --> 01:32:40,416
Whitley, say bye.

1748
01:32:43,019 --> 01:32:44,787
Okay. Bye.