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<i>♪ They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Together for the better
or the worse ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We mashed up every story
in our laboratory ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Smash cut
to the Chibiverse ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A monumental
cartoon science fuzz ♪</i>

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- Does it all make sense?
- Who cares?

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<i>♪ Disney presents ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibi
Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse ♪</i>

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[gasping]

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[Scientist] <i>Whoa,
Chibis seem to be baffled</i>

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<i>by something new in the sky.</i>

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{\an8}- A new moon?
- A new moon!

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[Scientist] <i>Wait a sec.</i>

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{\an8}Ah.

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{\an8}Braden! No feeding
the Chibis pepperoni.

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[gasps] Wow!

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<i>And it looks like some Chibis
have just built a rocket.</i>

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Now let's go
explore that moon!

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[Beta] <i>These are the adventures
of the</i> Starship Chibiprise.

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{\an8}<i>There's our captain,
Hailey Banks.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Our buffoon pilot, Launchpad.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Phineas and Ferb on nav.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Yours truly on comms.</i>

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<i>Gordita doing
the science stuff.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Hmm. Bill, engineer.</i>

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<i>ChaCha, weapons.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Addison, our resident alien.</i>

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{\an8}<i>And... Wait up. What...</i>

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{\an8}<i>Is that a clam?</i>

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- [screaming]
- Whoo-hoo!

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Phineas and Ferb,
plot coordinates for the mystery moon.

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Roger that, Captain Hailey.

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Launchpad, keep an eye out
for space debris.

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Got it!

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[whispers] What's "debris"?

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And, Clamantha...

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you keep doing
whatever it is you're doing. [chuckles]

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Hey, uh,

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would a giant floating skull
count as space debris?

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Yes.

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Ah. Well, then.

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Space debris dead ahead!

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[Hailey] Whoa.

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<i>Surprise, Chibis.</i>

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Time for some space villains!

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What are you doing here, Mr. Hater?

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<i>It's "Lord" Hater.</i>

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<i>And we're going
to reach that moon first and claim it!</i>

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<i>And then install
an evil military base,</i>

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<i>where we'll plan our evil plot
to take over the Chibiverse!</i>

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[laugh menacingly]

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Wait, just because you get there first
doesn't mean it's yours.

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<i>Someone doesn't know
Chibi law,</i>

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<i>which states
that moon ownership</i>

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<i>is finders keepers, losers...</i>

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<i>too bad, go home!</i>

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<i>Didn't you take
Chibi Civics class?</i>

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[laughs nervously] Hold, please.

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Why did I take Chibi French
instead of Civics?

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<i>Zut alors!</i>

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We can't let that skull-faced freak
beat us to the moon.

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He won't
if we jump to light speed,

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but we need time
to power up the generator.

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Hmm. I think I know
how to buy us some.

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Monsieur Hater.

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<i>"Lord" Hater! Yeesh.</i>

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Can you explain how
Chibi bills become Chibi laws

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in as much detail as possible?

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[growling]

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Finally!

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Someone asked me,
a seasoned Chibi scholar,

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to bestow my knowledge
upon them.

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Here we go again.

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First, a lawmaker proposes a bill
to the house of Chibi-sentatives.

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Oh! Go on.

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<i>Then two-thirds of the house</i>

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<i>must win a Chibi chimichanga
eating competition.</i>

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Beta, are our shields up?

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'Cause Hater's droppin'
some truth bombs!

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[both laughing]

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[softly]
How close to light speed?

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[Beta] Generator's at 40%.

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[laughing] <i>And, boy,
do Chibis love to filibuster.</i>

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Ooh! What's a "filibuster"?

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It's when you get Chibis
to talk for a really long time

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as a stalling tactic--

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Wait a second.

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- Captain Hater.
- "Lord" Hater.

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The <i>Starship Chibiprise</i>
is preparing to jump to light speed.

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Their inquiring about Chibi law,

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it's a trap.

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Curse you, glasses girl!

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Mina, fire missiles on the <i>Chibiprise!</i>

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[all scream]

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Launchpad, evasive maneuvers!

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Sorry, I didn't take Chibi French.

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What are, uh...

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[in French accent]
"Evasive maneuvers"?

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Swerve around the missiles, you nitwit!

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[in regular voice]
Actually, I'm a duck.

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- [crashing]
- [all scream]

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[grunting]

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Hey, would giant red asteroids
also count as space debris?

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[Braden laughing]

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[Karla] Braden! No feeding
the Chibis red pepper flakes!

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ChaCha, get these asteroids
out of our path.

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[laughing maniacally] Yeah!

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Yah! Yah! Yah-yah-yah!

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Yah-yah-yah!

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Glomgold, jump to light speed now!

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I can't do it, Captain.

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I need more power.

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[Chibis screaming]

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D'oh! We won't make it
to the moon

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if we keep taking hits
from the <i>Skullship.</i>

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I've got an idea.

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It's gonna rely on
Addison and Launchpad.

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Launchpad?

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You're not serious.

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I can be if you want me to.

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I mean... [clears throat]

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[stoically]
I can be if you want me to.

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Oh, can someone just unplug me?

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[laughing malevolently]

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Ah, one more hit,
and the Chibiprise is Chibi-fried.

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Then that moon is ours!

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Launchpad, now!

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Addison, aim for the nostril.

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Not the nostril!

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[Killbot] Abandoned ship.

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Gesundheit.

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I took Chibi German.

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[all screaming]

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Captain Hailey,

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the fire from the <i>Skullship's</i> explosion
is about to roast us.

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Engines ready for light speed.

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Punch it! Punch it!

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- Not the console!
- The light speed button!

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[all screaming]

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- Phew!
- Phew!

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Beta, systems check.

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Ship intact.

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Just one small dent on the engine.

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[crying]

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[clears throat]

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Let's go check out
this moon, shall we?

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That's one small step for Chibis,

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one giant leap for Chibi--

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Whahh!

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The surface is greasy, spongy,
and smells like paprika.

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It's... it's
scientifically impossible.

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It's...

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[all] Pepperoni?

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[laughing maniacally]
Nom, nom, nom. ChaCha!

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[Hailey] <i>Captain's log,
we defeated Lord Hater</i>

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<i>and found a new food source</i>

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<i>to sustain the Chibis
for centuries to come.</i>

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<i>These are the voyages
of the</i> Starship Chibiprise.

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<i>Its mission,
to explore strange new worlds,</i>

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<i>to thwart evil Chibis</i>

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<i>with an unhealthy obsession
with obscure Chibi laws,</i>

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<i>to boldly go where
no Chibi has gone before.</i>

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Hey, uh, anyone seen Clamantha?

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[grand music playing]

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<i>♪ Chibiverse ♪</i>

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[♪ theme music playing]