♪ They're Disney Chibis with their own TV show ♪
♪ Together for the better or the worse ♪
♪ We mashed up every story in our laboratory ♪
♪ Smash cut to the Chibiverse ♪
♪ They're Disney Chibis with their own TV show ♪
♪ A monumental cartoon science fuzz ♪
- Does it all make sense? - Who cares?
♪ Disney presents ♪
♪ Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibi Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse ♪
[gasping]
[Scientist] Whoa, Chibis seem to be baffled
by something new in the sky.
- A new moon? - A new moon!
[Scientist] Wait a sec.
Ah.
Braden! No feeding the Chibis pepperoni.
[gasps] Wow!
And it looks like some Chibis have just built a rocket.
Now let's go explore that moon!
[Beta] These are the adventures of the Starship Chibiprise.
There's our captain, Hailey Banks.
Our buffoon pilot, Launchpad.
Phineas and Ferb on nav.
Yours truly on comms.
Gordita doing the science stuff.
Hmm. Bill, engineer.
ChaCha, weapons.
Addison, our resident alien.
And... Wait up. What...
Is that a clam?
- [screaming] - Whoo-hoo!
Phineas and Ferb, plot coordinates for the mystery moon.
Roger that, Captain Hailey.
Launchpad, keep an eye out for space debris.
Got it!
[whispers] What's "debris"?
And, Clamantha...
you keep doing whatever it is you're doing. [chuckles]
Hey, uh,
would a giant floating skull count as space debris?
Yes.
Ah. Well, then.
Space debris dead ahead!
[Hailey] Whoa.
Surprise, Chibis.
Time for some space villains!
What are you doing here, Mr. Hater?
It's "Lord" Hater.
And we're going to reach that moon first and claim it!
And then install an evil military base,
where we'll plan our evil plot to take over the Chibiverse!
[laugh menacingly]
Wait, just because you get there first doesn't mean it's yours.
Someone doesn't know Chibi law,
which states that moon ownership
is finders keepers, losers...
too bad, go home!
Didn't you take Chibi Civics class?
[laughs nervously] Hold, please.
Why did I take Chibi French instead of Civics?
Zut alors!
We can't let that skull-faced freak beat us to the moon.
He won't if we jump to light speed,
but we need time to power up the generator.
Hmm. I think I know how to buy us some.
Monsieur Hater.
"Lord" Hater! Yeesh.
Can you explain how Chibi bills become Chibi laws
in as much detail as possible?
[growling]
Finally!
Someone asked me, a seasoned Chibi scholar,
to bestow my knowledge upon them.
Here we go again.
First, a lawmaker proposes a bill to the house of Chibi-sentatives.
Oh! Go on.
Then two-thirds of the house
must win a Chibi chimichanga eating competition.
Beta, are our shields up?
'Cause Hater's droppin' some truth bombs!
[both laughing]
[softly] How close to light speed?
[Beta] Generator's at 40%.
[laughing] And, boy, do Chibis love to filibuster.
Ooh! What's a "filibuster"?
It's when you get Chibis to talk for a really long time
as a stalling tactic--
Wait a second.
- Captain Hater. - "Lord" Hater.
The Starship Chibiprise is preparing to jump to light speed.
Their inquiring about Chibi law,
it's a trap.
Curse you, glasses girl!
Mina, fire missiles on the Chibiprise!
[all scream]
Launchpad, evasive maneuvers!
Sorry, I didn't take Chibi French.
What are, uh...
[in French accent] "Evasive maneuvers"?
Swerve around the missiles, you nitwit!
[in regular voice] Actually, I'm a duck.
- [crashing] - [all scream]
[grunting]
Hey, would giant red asteroids also count as space debris?
[Braden laughing]
[Karla] Braden! No feeding the Chibis red pepper flakes!
ChaCha, get these asteroids out of our path.
[laughing maniacally] Yeah!
Yah! Yah! Yah-yah-yah!
Yah-yah-yah!
Glomgold, jump to light speed now!
I can't do it, Captain.
I need more power.
[Chibis screaming]
D'oh! We won't make it to the moon
if we keep taking hits from the Skullship.
I've got an idea.
It's gonna rely on Addison and Launchpad.
Launchpad?
You're not serious.
I can be if you want me to.
I mean... [clears throat]
[stoically] I can be if you want me to.
Oh, can someone just unplug me?
[laughing malevolently]
Ah, one more hit, and the Chibiprise is Chibi-fried.
Then that moon is ours!
Launchpad, now!
Addison, aim for the nostril.
Not the nostril!
[Killbot] Abandoned ship.
Gesundheit.
I took Chibi German.
[all screaming]
Captain Hailey,
the fire from the Skullship's explosion is about to roast us.
Engines ready for light speed.
Punch it! Punch it!
- Not the console! - The light speed button!
[all screaming]
- Phew! - Phew!
Beta, systems check.
Ship intact.
Just one small dent on the engine.
[crying]
[clears throat]
Let's go check out this moon, shall we?
That's one small step for Chibis,
one giant leap for Chibi--
Whahh!
The surface is greasy, spongy, and smells like paprika.
It's... it's scientifically impossible.
It's...
[all] Pepperoni?
[laughing maniacally] Nom, nom, nom. ChaCha!
[Hailey] Captain's log, we defeated Lord Hater
and found a new food source
to sustain the Chibis for centuries to come.
These are the voyages of the Starship Chibiprise.
Its mission, to explore strange new worlds,
to thwart evil Chibis
with an unhealthy obsession with obscure Chibi laws,
to boldly go where no Chibi has gone before.
Hey, uh, anyone seen Clamantha?
[grand music playing]
♪ Chibiverse ♪
[♪ theme music playing]