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他們是迪士尼角色,有自己的節目

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無論好壞,永遠在一起

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我們在實驗室裡,融合每一個故事

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來到Q版宇宙

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他們是迪士尼角色,有自己的節目

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這是卡通科學史上的一大突破!

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- 故事有道理嗎?
- 誰在乎呢?

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迪士尼隆重獻映

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Q版...Q版宇宙

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《Q版宇宙》

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Q版人物們看似對天空中

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出現的新東西感到很困惑

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{\an8}- 新的月亮?
- 新的月亮!

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等等

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{\an8}(帶小孩上班日!)

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{\an8}布蘭登!不准餵Q版人物們義式臘腸

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看來有些Q版人物,剛剛打造了一艘火箭

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讓我們去探索那顆月亮吧!

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這些是星艦Q版企業號的探險船員

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{\an8}艦長是海莉班克斯

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{\an8}我們笨拙的駕駛員,阿彪

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{\an8}飛哥與小佛負責導航

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{\an8}在下負責通訊

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果蒂塔負責科學的玩意

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{\an8}比爾,是我們的工程師

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恰恰,負責武器

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{\an8}艾蒂森,我們自己的外星人

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{\an8}還有,等等,那是...

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{\an8}那是蚌殼嗎?

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(Q版企業號)

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飛哥與小佛,規劃前往神秘月亮的航線

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收到,海莉艦長

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阿彪,留意太空垃圾

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知道了

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什麼是「垃圾」?

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還有,蚌殼克拉曼莎...

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妳就繼續做妳的事吧

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一個巨大的飄浮骷髏算不算太空垃圾?

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算

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那麼

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前方有太空垃圾!

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- 驚喜吧?
- Q版人物

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是太空壞蛋出場的時候了!

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你怎麼會在這裡,憤世先生?

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是憤世「魔王」

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我們要搶先登陸那顆月亮,然後占為己有

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接著在上面建立一個邪惡的軍事基地

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我們將在那裡研究
佔領Q版宇宙的邪惡計畫

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等等,你們先到並不代表那就是你們的

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看來有人不清楚Q版法律

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法律明定月亮的所有權

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是其發現者!你們這些廢柴...

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太糟了,你們回家吧!

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妳難道沒有上過Q版公民課?

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請稍等

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我為什麼要選修Q版法文課
而沒去上Q版公民課?

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靠(法文)!

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我們不能讓那骷髏臉的怪人

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在我們之前趕到月亮

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如果我們用光速前進,他就沒辦法

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但我們需要時間來啟動發電機

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我應該知道如何替我們爭取時間

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憤世先生

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是憤世「魔王」!吼

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可以麻煩你非常詳細的解釋

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Q版法案是怎麼變成Q版法律的嗎?

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終於!

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會有人請我這個有經驗的Q版學者

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傳授知識給他們

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又來了

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首先,立法委員要先提案

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給Q版參議員

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請繼續說

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然後眾議院要有三分之二的委員

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贏得Q版的恰米強克捲大胃王比賽

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唄塔,防護罩升起了嗎?

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因為憤世先生正在發射些真相炸彈!

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多快可以使用光速?

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發電機已充電40%

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天呀,Q版人物還真愛「滔拖」

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「滔拖」是什麼意思?

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就是你讓Q版人物一直「滔」滔不絕

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作為「拖」延的策略...

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等等

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- 憤世艦長
- 是憤世「魔王」

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星艦Q版企業號

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正在準備以光速前進

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他們問你關於Q版法律的事

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是個陷阱

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去妳的,四眼田雞女!

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米娜,向Q版企業號發射飛彈!

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阿彪,採取閃躲航線!

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抱歉,我沒上過Q版法文課

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什麼是...

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「閃躲航線」?

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閃躲那些飛彈,你這笨蛋!

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我不是蛋,我是鴨

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那些巨大的紅色小行星
也算是太空垃圾嗎?

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布蘭登!不准餵Q版人物紅辣椒粉!

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恰恰,清除航道上的小行星

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好耶!

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格萊姆格德,現在就用光速!

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沒有辦法,艦長

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我需要更多動力

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如果我們一直受到骷髏號的攻擊

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就到不了月亮的

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我有個計劃

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這得要靠艾蒂森和阿彪

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阿彪?

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妳不是認真的吧?

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妳要的話我也可以認真一點

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我是說...

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妳要的話,我是可以認真的

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快殺了我吧

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他們再被打中一次

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Q版企業號就會變成Q版破爛號了

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這樣月亮就會是我的了!

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阿彪,就是現在!

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艾蒂森,瞄準鼻孔

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不要打鼻孔呀!

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棄船

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祝你健康(德文)

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我有上Q版德文課

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海莉艦長

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骷髏號爆炸後的火焰

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正朝我們席捲而來!

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引擎已經準備好進行光速前進

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快呀!快點!

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- 不是要快點打控制台
- 快點按光速按鈕!

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{\an8}(光速)

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唄塔,檢查系統

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船艦無缺

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只不過引擎凹了一處

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讓我們去瞧瞧這月亮吧?

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這是Q版人物的一小步

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卻是Q版人類的一大...

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地表又油又軟,還帶著紅椒粉的味道

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這在科學上是不可能的

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這是...

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義式臘腸?

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恰恰!

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艦長日誌

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我們打敗了憤世魔王

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找到了新的食物來源

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足以為Q版人物
在未來好幾個世紀提供食物

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(海莉的Q版臘腸)

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這些是星艦Q版企業號的航程

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它的使命,是探索陌生的新世界

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打擊那些對含糊Q版法律

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有惡意執著的邪惡Q版人物

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勇敢地前往任何Q版人物
未曾踏足過的地方

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有人有見到蚌殼克拉曼莎嗎?

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Q版宇宙

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