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Would you like to share
what brings you in this morning?
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I guess I'll start.
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We work together. We're activists.
We fight for different causes.
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And of late, I don't wanna be harsh,
but he hasn't really stepped up.
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I just worry about the trajectory.
Where we're going, you know.
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I love just being upbeat and stoked and…
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I know where he's going with this.
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My idea was, we shave a line
down the middle of our head
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to raise awareness for deforestation.
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And yeah, I expected Chad to be there
and back me up and do it as well.
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And now we're reinvited to the party.
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I have my hair,
and he has his intellectualism.
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I just feel like when I speak,
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people don't pay attention to the words.
They pay attention to my hair.
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Do you see other
positive traits about yourself?
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I got tan ankles.
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Do you feel second place to his hair?
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Yeah.
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Do you think it's possible that he could
show some form of sacrifice
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without necessarily jumping
on the shaving-head wagon?
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I don't like to be an absolutist,
but absolutely not. He's gotta shave it.
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Every relationship has
its own kind of social contract, right?
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And ours is we push each other
to do things that might be difficult
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for the other 'cause we trust
we're looking out for one another.
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You know what I mean?
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He pushed me to go
to Cancun instead of Cabo
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for spring break.
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We'd been to Cabo six times.
It was time for a change.
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And now we appreciate Cabo more
because we've been to Cancun.
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He pushed me into tons
of city council meetings.
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And he bailed on me
at our small dong march.
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I lead it by myself. I did a good job.
I was nervous, but I crushed it.
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And then he shows up late
and just gives a speech without even
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talking to me. He didn't consider me once.
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I'm seeing a more clearer picture here
of a codependency that's going on.
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You guys are best buds, and you have
this pressure of trying to fix the world.
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What if you just checked in
with yourself first,
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try to not take the other person's mood
so personally. Does that make sense?
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So am I allowed to go to Zedd's alone?
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-What did that bring up for you?
-He can't do the speech without me.
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Do you wanna ask him
what he means when he says that?
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What do you mean?
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I mean what I said.
I don't think you can do it without me.
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He gets nervous.
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At the end of the day,
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if he doesn't shave the dome,
I'm going solo.
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That's a pretty big ultimatum.
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I can't help it. When I hear Chad talking
about how much his hair means to him,
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you gotta lose that shit.
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You're putting guidelines
on how to do our activism,
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and you're making me
choose something I don't wanna do
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so you can feel
like you have something over me.
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-Just--
-It's not that. I want you to open up.
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-Go to Zedd--
-Stop being a prisoner to the stoke.
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And embrace who you are,
then the real stoke will come out.
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You just tell the council
we're shaving our domes without asking me,
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then you tell Zedd. Now you're gonna go…
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So go give the speech alone.
I'm sure you'll crush it.
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-Guys, pause.
-No. Go, go. Just go.
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Just…
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Wow.
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Well yeah.
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I'm gonna get my credit card info
from my mom real quick, and then I'll…
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I'll pay for it.
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Okay.
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-And, uh--
-Could you cover for me?
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Don't worry about that. It's on the house.
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I just-- I'm sorry.
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I wish you well,
and you deserve everything
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that's good in the world. I love you.
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Love you too.
Best of luck with the speech.
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Thanks, man.
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Seeing Chad and JT split up,
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it was hard, dude.
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They were unstoked. You know, Chad,
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he was biffing it on waves.
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Just taking nosedives.
Never seen that before.
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JT was just lifting weights
alone on the beach.
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Just staring out at the water.
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That kid was sad.
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It felt like they were getting a divorce.
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Did they have a real reason to break up?
No, they're both doing really stupid shit.
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The head shaving wasn't gonna make
a difference in the world.
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All good things
have to come to an end, I guess.
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I wasn't shocked that JT did go
do the speech alone in Vegas.
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When he says he's gonna do something,
JT does something.
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The thing that
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just wasn't right about it,
it wasn't with Chad.
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Yo, Las Vegas!
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Yo, listen up, please.
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There's a very special person
here tonight.
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It's one of my best friends.
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I asked him to come here
to tell you guys something.
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So please, everybody,
make some noise for JT.
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What up, club?
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I'm here to talk about
something really important.
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There's this place called the Amazon.
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Oh, shit.
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He biffed it.
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He almost, literally almost killed
the energy in the club.
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But he saved it with his fire dance moves.
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So that…
That was sick, but the speech…
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No.
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It felt like the book
had closed on Chad and JT.
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What's up, dudes?
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So stoked to announce
I am now a spin instructor.
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I wanna see you at my class tonight,
00 p.m. We're gonna burn some cals.
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We're gonna work through it,
and we're gonna get toned as hell.
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See you at my class tonight! What up.
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Let's hop out of the saddle,
handlebar position three.
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Keep your back straight.
Keep that core tight.
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Breathe in through the nose,
out through the mouth.
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Okay? And back in the saddle.
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-And back in.
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I love to come here and just spin.
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Just freaking spin.
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The sprints kind of remind me
of a former buddy, JT.
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That dude loves to do intervals.
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We had a massive falling out,
but let's hop on the hill.
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You know, I come in here to work.
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To sweat.
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To let the beat pulsate through my body.
But most importantly, I come in here
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to come to terms
with my crippling loneliness.
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Crank that knob up a little bit.
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I'm in a pretty effed situation
right now, guys.
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-Let's keep pushing.
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Let's do it!
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Give it all you've got.
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JT was like-- We were like boys, you know?
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We were on a mission,
and we were gonna get to Zedd's rager.
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We were almost there.
We had a small dong march.
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And then he unloads some bullcrap on me,
and now we're no more. Let's spin!
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Come on!
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Anyone else who's feeling something,
bring it out. Let's hear it.
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Y'all got something?
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Yes, I couldn't fix
my flywheel on the bicycle.
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Right.
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Keep pedaling. Gonna get off the bike.
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Keep it up. Keep pedaling.
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I'm just gonna take a T.
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Just gonna take a T.
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I think we all could relate
with the idea of pain.
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-Especially betrayal.
-Yeah.
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Anyone can identify with it. I know I can.
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Rebecca, keep pedaling.
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But looking back over,
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I always say it helped me
to be the man that I am today.
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It's not about suppressing
your anger or sadness.
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It's about letting it out.
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A relationship is about
communication, you know?
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Ask yourself if this person
is the root of your tree,
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or is he just a leaf
that just falls and comes temporarily?
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Thank you, guys.
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Wow.
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-Hello. JT. Pleasure to meet you.
-Yeah.
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-How's it going?
-Good.
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JT's been out of school for a while,
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so whenever I come across
and meet with students like that,
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I try to find out what their motivation is
for coming back to college,
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'cause it's not an easy thing to do.
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-Is there any courses related to that?
-To pro wrestling?
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He seems he's committed to this idea
of coming to college, and I think he knows
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he's got some things
that might look interesting on paper.
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Wait, wait.
You got canceled for being racist?
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Yeah.
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Okay. What's that about?
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So we see a variety of people,
but, uh, he's certainly stand-out.
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"Frequently reprimanded for racing cars
with other students in the parking lot."
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"And in one instance,
got into a physical altercation
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which resulted in suspension."
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I haven't bullied in a long time.
Although my friend would counter that
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and say I bullied him into this haircut,
but that was for a greater good.
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You still graduated. How do you think you
were able to graduate with all this stuff?
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My dad being on the board
at the second school
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definitely gave me some cover.
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Okay. Every school
is not the right fit for everyone.
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You know what I mean?
It could be challenging
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sitting in a room for an hour,
taking notes.
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-All of that--
-That sounds brutal.
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-Based off my transcripts…
-Yeah.
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…what's the likelihood I get in?
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If that was the only thing
I was going off of…
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-It's probably pretty tough.
-I need this.
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Even if we say, "No streaking,"
you'd be good with that?
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No streaking?
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Yeah. That might be frowned upon.
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What are the other things
I gotta stop doing?
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-Okay. Parking lot racing.
-I'm ready to let go of that.
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Yeah. That's cool. That's good.
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So am I in?
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-You gotta apply first, like I said.
-Right. Formalities.
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-Yeah.
-Understood, but I'll be in there.
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When I graduate, I'll make eye contact
with you. It'll be meaningful.
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Okay. Good deal.
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-Good meeting you.
-Good to meet you. It was a pleasure.
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There you go.
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Hoo!
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Okay, dudes, bad news. I got fired
from my cycling job for "oversharing,"
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but the good news is, I'm volunteering
to teach kids to learn how to read.
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So if you have any kids, what up?
Let's read!
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-Hi, I'm Mr. Chad. How are you guys?
-Hi, Mr. Chad.
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Thank you for letting me
come in today and read with you guys.
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In the movie, we have two main characters,
Brian and Dom.
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Dom is played by Vin Diesel.
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Brian is played by Paul Walker,
and he has really cool blond hair.
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-Just a lot of swag--
-Like yours?
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-What's that?
-Like yours?
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Yeah. Thank you so much. Okay.
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The Fast and the Furious,
directed by Rob Cohen.
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All right, let's dive in.
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"You're the last person
on Earth I thought I'd find here."
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"I thought if I somehow
found myself in your good graces,
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you might let me keep my car."
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"You're on my good side,
but your car stays in my garage."
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"You drive like a pro. You a wheelman?"
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"Nah."
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"Professional car booster?"
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"No, never. So what about you?
You ever do time?"
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"Three years, San Quentin."
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"You'll find me
six feet under before I go back."
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Whoa.
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That's heavy.
That was really sick. Great job.
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Okay, so, Brian and Dom, it becomes clear,
once they get to know each other,
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that they're kindred spirits.
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What is kindred spirit?
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It's two dudes who realize they're, like,
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born to be boys.
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And they, like, understand
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that if they join forces,
they can, like, do anything.
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So at the end,
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Brian admits to Dom
that he's an undercover cop.
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And Dom feels betrayed.
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Why does your face look so red?
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-My face got red?
-Yeah.
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-If Dom asked Brian to shave his head…
-Yeah, I'd do that.
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-You'd do that?
-Like, the whole thing?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah, I'd do that.
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-You have to do it. No backsies, nothing.
-What?
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If Dom was, like, to Brian,
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"Either you shave a line
down the middle of your dome
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or we're not best friends anymore."
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I don't care what I look like.
I just wanna make them happy all the time.
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You think it's massively uncool to care
more about your hair than your friend?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It feels like he or she's, like,
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family to me and like…
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Imagine that you abandoned a friend,
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and they had nowhere to go,
and they felt lost.
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They didn't know where to go,
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and they're waiting for somebody like you
to go and take them back home.
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Yeah.
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So…
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-So, um…
-All right, you guys can go play.
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No! I'm gonna get inside.
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Oh, shit.
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It's such a beautiful day today.
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-Hey, hun!
-Hey. Um…
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I'm looking for JT. Have you seen him?
I… I really need to talk to him.
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He's not home.
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He's going to college.
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-College?
-Imagine that.
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-He's 33.
-I know!
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That's JT to you, honey.
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But he told me that he went
to the city council meeting
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to say his goodbye speech.
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-Right now?
-Right now.
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If you hurry, you'll find him there.
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All right. Cool. Thank you.
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-You're welcome!
-I love the plants too!
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-Thanks.
-Bye-bye!
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Yeah, my son
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and his ideas.
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You could feel the energy on that day,
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when JT was going to give
his final speech to city council.
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JT's mom booked him
a first-class ticket to Florida State.
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Chad had no time.
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He had no time.
If he was going to get to JT,
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it had to be at that city council,
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'cause he was gonna get
on that flight right afterwards.
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Next up, Mr. JT Parr.
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What up, council? I'm JT Parr.
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It's with a heavy heart that I hereby
offer my resignation as an activist.
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It's been tremendous to work with you.
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I've learned so much about
what makes America awesome.
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You guys always gave me
my minute-thirty to speak.
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You never cut me off,
even when you didn't agree with me,
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because you understood
a bro's right to be heard.
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But I can't do it anymore.
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I can't do it alone.
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I miss my dog.
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I didn't realize when I asked him
to shave his dome for the Amazon
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that I was also doing it because
I was jealous of his sick flow.
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Total shmole move on my part,
and I have to take responsibility for it.
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That's why I'm going to college
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to figure out what I want
to do with my future.
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I'm going to Florida State. Go, Noles.
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Goodbye.
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Later.
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What up? Can I speak?
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-A public comment.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
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We're not taking any more
submissions for public comment.
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Oh, crap.
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Our final speaker is…
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Mr. Chad Kroeger.
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Huh?
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What up, council? My name is Chad Kroeger.
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I'm a former activist and stokelord.
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Recently, my buddy JT asked me
to do something I swore I'd never do.
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Shave my dome.
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I thought it was too big of a flex.
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So I bailed on him and our friendship.
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And during my time of intraspectrum,
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I've learned something.
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Activism isn't about
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sick Vegas ragers,
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or having perfect hair,
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or helping the environment.
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What activism is really about,
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is about being there
for your boys and not bailing.
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Because without the sanctity of the squad,
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there is no activism.
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This is for JT.
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-Hey, dude.
-What's up, dude?
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It's good to see you.
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It's good to see you too.
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I don't understand.
How did they get my name on the list?
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Whenever I come here, I put your name
on the list, just in case you show up.
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You son of a bitch.
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Moving on to our first agenda item,
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the Travel, Trade and Tourism
Committee report.
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When Chad stepped up,
had his bro's back, shaved his head
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for the rainforest,
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it went viral.
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For the rainforest.
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Bros from all over
started shaving their domes,
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filming it, posting it on the Internet.
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Doing what Chad and JT set out to do,
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raise awareness.
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Chad shaved his head. It was great.
He looked like a dumbass just like JT did.
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That was, I guess, the final thing
to get them uncanceled.
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That was pretty epic.
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-What up, fam?
-Let's go!
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I got the bags, baby.
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The fans came back.
The trust came back.
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Strike.
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Having the whole squad together
is like the best family reunion ever.
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-Dammit!
-Grilled cheeses!
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-No way!
-Thanks, mom.
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-You're welcome.
-Thanks.
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I'm a proud mama of a lot of boys.
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Stoke was high.
Everyone was fired up.
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It's what life's all about, dude.
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We're living the dream.
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Did we get enough shots
of me calling them dumbasses?
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All right.
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Hey, what's up, sir?
Can we get you to sign our petition?
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It's a petition to allow people
to talk shit about e-scooters.
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We had a falling-out because
we were censoring each other emotionally,
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and we learned the value
of open communicash.
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You could sign this,
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and rip it on e-scooters,
and talk all the shit you want.
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-I don't give a fuck about e-scooters.
-Hell, yeah.
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00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:48,540
Nice, dude.
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I gave up on them. I've been hit by cars.
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-While on an e-scooter?
-Yeah.
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-They don't see you.
-I see you.
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All right, thanks.
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-I kick them over all the time.
-That's awesome, dude.
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I used to take them to the pier
and throw them in the ocean.
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-Oh, dude.
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They said a lot of hurtful things,
but I love it.
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You don't have to talk shit on e-scooters.
You can talk shit on anything.
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-Fuck Caesar salad! Straight up.
-There it is.
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-Let's go!
-None of that shit.
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00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:17,652
Those are ugly shirts.
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00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:22,324
You wanna talk shit on anything?
We'd love to hear your opinion.
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00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:26,411
Um… Okay, so, I think Fast and Furious
is a shitty movie.
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00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:27,996
What?
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00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,707
I'd rather you not say that
about that movie.
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00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,459
I think it's shit. Sorry.
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00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,837
That was some really
great open communicash.
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What the fuck's her problem?