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‎你們今天為什麼會來這裡？

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‎（婚姻家庭諮商師）

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‎我先說

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‎我們是同事，是社運份子
‎我們會為各種議題進行倡議

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‎最近，我不想說太難聽
‎但他不太努力

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‎我只是擔心我們的方向

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‎我喜歡保持樂觀和興奮…

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‎我知道他想說什麼

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‎我的想法是在頭中間剃一道頭髮

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‎呼籲大家重視森林砍伐問題

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‎然後我以為查德會支持我
‎他也會剃頭

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‎現在我們重新受邀參加派對

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‎我有我的頭髮，他有他的智識

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‎我只是覺得我說話的時候

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‎大家都不注意我說的話
‎只注意我的頭髮

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‎你覺得自己還有哪些正面特質？

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‎我的腳踝曬得很黑

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‎你覺得自己贏不過他的頭髮嗎？

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‎對

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‎他有沒有可能透過別的方式犧牲

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‎而不需要真的剃頭？

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‎我不喜歡當絕對主義者
‎但絕對不行，他一定要剃頭

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‎每段關係
‎都有自己的社會契約，對吧？

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‎我們的是我們會督促彼此做困難的事

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‎因為我們信任對方是為了我們好

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‎懂我意思嗎？

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‎他逼我去坎昆，而不是卡波

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‎春假的時候…

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‎我們去過卡波六次了，是時候改變了

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‎現在我們更喜歡卡波
‎因為我們去過坎昆

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‎他逼我去很多市議會會議

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‎然後他在我們的小老二遊行放我鳥

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‎我一個人帶領大家，我做得很好
‎我很緊張，但我表現超好

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‎然後他遲到了

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‎沒有先跟我談過就直接上台演講

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‎他完全沒有考慮過我

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‎我現在看出來你們有互相依存的關係

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‎你們是最好的朋友
‎還背負著想要讓世界更好的壓力

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‎試試看先釐清自己的情緒

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‎不要認為對方的情緒是針對你
‎可以理解嗎？

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‎所以我可以一個人去澤德的派對嗎？

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‎-你有什麼感受？
‎-沒有我他沒辦法自己完成演講

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‎要不要問他那句話是什麼意思？

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‎你是什麼意思？

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‎字面上的意思
‎我覺得沒有我你做不到

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‎他會緊張

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‎說到底

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‎如果他不剃頭，那我就要單飛

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‎那是嚴重的最後通牒

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‎我忍不住，當我聽到查德說
‎他的頭髮對他來說有多重要時

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‎你必須跟它掰掰

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‎你在命令我要怎麼做社運

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‎你在逼我選擇我不想做的事

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‎讓你感覺你能夠控制我

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‎-只是…
‎-不是那樣，我希望你敞開心胸

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‎-你就去澤德…
‎-不要成為興奮的囚犯

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‎擁抱自己，然後真正的興奮就會湧現

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‎你沒先跟我討論就對議會說要剃頭

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‎然後你跟澤德說，現在你要去演講…

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‎那你就自己去演講吧
‎你一定會表現超好

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‎-兩位，暫停
‎-去啊，去吧

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‎你就…

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‎哇

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‎嗯

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‎我去拿信用卡，然後我…

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‎我會付錢

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‎好

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‎-然後…
‎-可以幫我付嗎？

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‎別擔心，我請客

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‎我只是…對不起

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‎希望你一切順利，你值得世界上

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‎所有美好的事物，我愛你

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‎我也愛你，祝你演講順利

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‎謝了，老兄

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‎（迎接朋友）

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‎（超猛生魚飯，被愛的希望擊敗）

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‎（運動/日曬：人類和野獸對決）

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‎（晚點見）

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‎劇名：第六章 深入

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‎看到查德和傑提拆夥

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‎很難受

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‎他們很不興奮

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‎查德在浪上很不順

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‎一直倒栽蔥，從來沒看過他那樣

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‎傑提在海灘上獨自舉重

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‎只是盯著大海看

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‎他很傷心…

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‎（傑提的媽媽）

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‎…感覺好像他們離婚了

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‎他們真的有理由拆夥嗎？
‎沒有，他們都在做蠢事

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‎（凱文）

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‎剃頭不會改變世界

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‎天下無不散的筵席

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‎我不驚訝傑提真的獨自去賭城演講…

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‎（史崔德）

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‎…傑提這個人說到做到

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‎問題是

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‎不對勁的地方是查德沒有一起

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‎（內華達州拉斯維加斯）

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‎（澤德）

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‎拉斯維加斯

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‎請大家注意這邊

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‎今晚有個很特別的嘉賓

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‎他是我最好的朋友

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‎我請他來這裡跟大家說一件事

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‎請大家歡迎傑提

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‎大家好嗎？

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‎我要跟大家說一件非常重要的事

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‎有個地方叫亞馬遜

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‎該死

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‎他搞砸了

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‎他差點毀了整間夜店的氣氛

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‎但他用超讚舞步挽救

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‎舞蹈很讚，但是演講…

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‎爛

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‎感覺查德和傑提結束了

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‎（幾週後）

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‎你們好嗎？

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‎我很高興宣布我現在是飛輪教練

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‎希望今晚會在課堂上看到大家
‎晚上6點，我們要燃燒卡路里

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‎我們要努力健身，我們身材會變超好

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‎今晚教室見

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‎離開座位，手把位置三

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‎腰挺直，核心肌肉用力

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‎鼻子吸氣，嘴巴吐氣

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‎可以嗎？然後回到座位上

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‎坐下

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‎我超愛來這裡騎飛輪

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‎騎飛輪

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‎衝刺讓我想起以前的兄弟傑提

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‎他超愛間歇性運動

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‎我們發生了嚴重的衝突，但來爬坡吧

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‎我是來這裡工作的

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‎來流汗

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‎讓節奏在我體內脈動，但最重要的是

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‎我來這裡面對我的極度孤獨

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‎再激烈一點

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‎我現在狀況很糟糕，各位

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‎大家繼續加油

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‎來吧

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‎全力以赴

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‎傑提就是…我們是最好的朋友

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‎我們有使命，我們要去澤德的派對

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‎我們快成功了，我們辦了小老二遊行

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‎然後他對我做了無法接受的事
‎現在我們絕交了，踩吧

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‎加油！

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‎如果有人也有情緒
‎說出來給大家聽聽

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‎有什麼問題嗎？

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‎有，我的飛輪好像壞掉了

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‎好

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‎繼續踩，我要下來一下

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‎繼續加油，繼續踩

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‎我要休息一下

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‎休息一下

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‎我覺得大家都可以體會痛苦的感覺

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‎-尤其是背叛
‎-對

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‎任何人都可以體會，我知道我可以

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‎-蕾貝卡，繼續踩，我看到妳了
‎-但回首過去

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‎我總是說那些痛苦造就了今日的我

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‎重點不是壓抑你的憤怒或悲傷

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‎而是發洩出來

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‎感情的重點就是溝通

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‎問問自己那個人是你的根
‎還是只是一片葉子

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‎只會暫時在樹上的葉子

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‎謝謝你們

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‎哇

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‎-你好，我是傑提
‎-幸會

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‎-你好嗎？
‎-很好

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‎傑提已經離開校園好一陣子了

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‎每次遇到這種學生…

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‎（註冊副主任）

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‎…我都會詢問他們回到大學的動機

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‎因為讀大學並不容易

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‎-有任何相關課程嗎？
‎-職業摔角嗎？

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‎他似乎是認真想要唸大學

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‎他好像也知道
‎他的某些經歷可能會引起質疑

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‎等等，你因為種族歧視被取消？

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‎對

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‎好，那是怎麼回事？

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‎我們有各種學生，但他確實很突出

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‎“經常因為在停車場
‎和其他學生賽車而受到訓斥

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‎有一次發生了肢體衝突

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‎因此受到停學處分”

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‎我好久沒欺負人了
‎雖然我朋友會反駁

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‎說我欺負他，逼他剃這個髮型
‎但那是為了慈善

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‎發生那麼多事你還是畢業了
‎你覺得是怎麼做到的？

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‎我爸是第二所學校的董事會成員

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‎對我有些幫助

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‎好，不是每所學校都適合每個人

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‎你懂我的意思嗎？

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‎在教室待一小時抄筆記可能會很困難

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‎-這一切…
‎-聽起來糟透了

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‎-根據我的成績單…
‎-是

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‎…我進入你們學校的可能性多大？

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‎如果只看成績…

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‎-應該滿難的
‎-我需要這個

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‎就算我們說“不准裸奔”
‎你也可以接受嗎？

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‎不准裸奔？

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‎大家可能不太喜歡

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‎還有什麼事情不能繼續做？

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‎-好，停車場賽車
‎-我可以放棄

203
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,070
‎對，酷，很好

204
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:54,988
‎那我入學了嗎？

205
00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:58,575
‎-你得先申請
‎-對，正式手續

206
00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,536
‎-對
‎-明白了，但我會進來的

207
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:03,706
‎等我畢業的時候會直視你的眼睛
‎一定很有意義

208
00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:05,582
‎好，好主意

209
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:10,129
‎-很高興認識你
‎-很高興認識你，感謝

210
00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:11,463
‎好的

211
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:21,265
‎各位，壞消息，我的飛輪工作丟了
‎因為我“過度分享”

212
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:24,935
‎但好消息是我要當教孩子閱讀的志工

213
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,646
‎所以如果你有小孩
‎怎麼樣？來閱讀吧

214
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:29,606
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

215
00:11:30,149 --> 00:11:33,152
‎-嗨，我是查德先生，你們好嗎？
‎-嗨，查德先生

216
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:36,613
‎謝謝你們今天讓我來一起閱讀

217
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,867
‎電影裡有兩個主角

218
00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:43,328
‎布萊恩和唐老大
‎唐老大由馮迪索飾演

219
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:47,791
‎布萊恩是保羅沃克演的
‎他有很讚的金髮

220
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,085
‎很帥，你說什麼？

221
00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:51,170
‎像你一樣？

222
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,797
‎對，非常感謝，好

223
00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:57,426
‎羅伯柯恩執導的《玩命關頭》

224
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,720
‎好，開始吧

225
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,515
‎“沒想到會在這裡看到你”

226
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:06,435
‎“我以為如果我獲得你的好感

227
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,437
‎你會讓我留著我的車”

228
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,648
‎“我是對你有好感，但車不會還你”

229
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,859
‎“你開車像職業車手，你是司機？”

230
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,152
‎“不是”

231
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,070
‎“專業偷車賊？”

232
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:21,283
‎“當然不是，那你呢？蹲過嗎？”

233
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,535
‎“三年，聖昆汀

234
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:27,498
‎我死也不要回去那裡“

235
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:28,957
‎哇

236
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:33,712
‎很精彩，太厲害了，做得好

237
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:37,633
‎布萊恩和唐老大，很明顯
‎他們更認識彼此後

238
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,551
‎發現他們志趣相投

239
00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:43,680
‎-什麼是志趣相投？
‎-是兩個男生發現自己

240
00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:46,058
‎天生就是好朋友

241
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:50,437
‎他們知道只要聯手，他們可以

242
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,314
‎達成任何事

243
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,443
‎在電影最後

244
00:12:57,361 --> 00:13:00,531
‎布萊恩向唐老大承認他是臥底警察

245
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,533
‎唐老大感覺被背叛了

246
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,994
‎你的臉怎麼這麼紅？

247
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,288
‎-我臉變紅了？
‎-對

248
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:17,339
‎-如果唐老大叫布萊恩剃頭…
‎-我會

249
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:19,967
‎-你會剃頭？
‎-整顆頭嗎？

250
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,635
‎-對
‎-好，我會

251
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:25,264
‎-你必須剃頭，不能反悔
‎-什麼？

252
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,765
‎如果唐老大對布萊恩說

253
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,226
‎“你要剃掉中間一道頭髮

254
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,562
‎不然我們就絕交”

255
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:35,482
‎我不在乎我長什麼樣子
‎我只想讓朋友開心

256
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:40,195
‎你們覺得重視頭髮過於朋友不酷嗎？

257
00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:41,572
‎-對
‎-對

258
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,489
‎對

259
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:46,535
‎感覺他或她…

260
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,329
‎就像我的家人…

261
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:52,457
‎想像你拋棄了一個朋友

262
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:56,879
‎他們無處可去，感覺失去方向

263
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,089
‎他們不知道要去哪裡

264
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:05,721
‎他們在等你這種人去帶他們回家

265
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,057
‎對

266
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,101
‎所以…

267
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:15,147
‎-所以…
‎-你們可以去玩了

268
00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:23,614
‎不！我要進去

269
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:30,913
‎該死

270
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:46,094
‎我家有好漂亮的植物

271
00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:48,430
‎今天天氣真好

272
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,182
‎-嘿
‎-嘿！寶貝

273
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,436
‎我正在找傑提
‎妳有看到他嗎？我得跟他談談

274
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:55,771
‎他不在家

275
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,356
‎他要上大學了

276
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,359
‎-大學？
‎-很難想像吧

277
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,444
‎-他33歲
‎-我知道

278
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,696
‎傑提就是這樣，親愛的

279
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:08,492
‎但他告訴我他要先去市議會

280
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,160
‎發表道別演說

281
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,954
‎-現在嗎？
‎-現在

282
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:14,414
‎你搞不好能趕上

283
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,124
‎好，謝謝

284
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,585
‎-不客氣
‎-我也喜歡植物

285
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,545
‎-謝謝
‎-再見

286
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,631
‎對，我兒子

287
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,591
‎和他的點子

288
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,970
‎你能感受到那天的氣氛

289
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,931
‎當傑提要向市議會做最後演講

290
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,726
‎傑提的媽媽幫他訂了
‎去佛羅里達州立大學的頭等艙機票

291
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,561
‎查德沒時間

292
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,648
‎他沒時間了，如果他想找到傑提

293
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:42,109
‎必須在市議會就攔住他

294
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:45,237
‎因為他之後馬上就要飛了

295
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,823
‎下一位，傑提帕爾先生

296
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,742
‎（聖迪馬斯市議會，公眾意見）

297
00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:52,327
‎（非議程項目和議程項目）

298
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:55,122
‎怎麼樣，議會？我是傑提帕爾

299
00:15:56,498 --> 00:16:00,502
‎我帶著沉重的心情
‎在此宣布退出社運圈

300
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,383
‎和各位合作是我的榮幸

301
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,886
‎我學到很多讓美國變得很棒的東西

302
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,431
‎你們總是給我一分鐘半的說話時間

303
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:16,059
‎你們從來不會打斷我
‎即使你們不認同我說的

304
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,855
‎因為你們了解兄弟發聲的權利

305
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,985
‎但我撐不下去了

306
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,528
‎我一個人做不到

307
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,114
‎我想念我的朋友

308
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:41,918
‎我請他為了亞馬遜剃頭的時候
‎我沒有意識到

309
00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:45,756
‎我提出那個要求
‎也是因為我嫉妒他的造型

310
00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:50,719
‎那是很啥某的舉動，我必須負起責任

311
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,429
‎所以我才要去唸大學

312
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,890
‎想想我未來要做什麼

313
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,684
‎我要去讀佛羅里達州立大學
‎佛州大加油

314
00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,394
‎再見

315
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,021
‎掰掰

316
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,290
‎怎麼樣？我可以發言嗎？

317
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,334
‎-公眾意見
‎-抱歉

318
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:25,337
‎公眾意見登記已經截止了

319
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,089
‎該死

320
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,344
‎最後一位發言者是

321
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,680
‎查德克羅格

322
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,273
‎怎麼樣，議會？我叫查德克羅格

323
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,276
‎我以前是社運人士和興奮大師

324
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:53,532
‎不久前我的好友傑提要我做一件
‎我發誓我絕對不會做的事

325
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,492
‎把頭髮剃掉

326
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:59,162
‎我覺得那太誇張了

327
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:02,165
‎所以我背棄了他和我們的友誼

328
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,335
‎我在內省時

329
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,837
‎發現了一件事

330
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,214
‎社會運動的重點不是

331
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,424
‎超讚的賭城派對

332
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,301
‎或是完美的髮型

333
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,011
‎或是幫助環境

334
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,764
‎社會運動真正的意義在於

335
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,935
‎支持你的兄弟，不拋下他們

336
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:25,355
‎因為沒有小隊的神聖

337
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,150
‎就沒有社會運動

338
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,071
‎這是為了傑提

339
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,218
‎-老兄
‎-你好嗎？

340
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:57,512
‎很高興見到你

341
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,015
‎很高興見到你

342
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,935
‎我不懂
‎為什麼發言名單上有我的名字？

343
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:08,481
‎每次我來的時候都會登記你的名字
‎以防你臨時出現

344
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,152
‎你這個混蛋

345
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,116
‎接下來是議程第一項

346
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,703
‎旅遊貿易觀光委員會報告

347
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:25,874
‎當查德站起來，支持他兄弟，剃了頭

348
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,250
‎為了雨林

349
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:29,794
‎馬上爆紅

350
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,129
‎為了雨林

351
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:35,383
‎來自各地的兄弟開始剃頭

352
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,802
‎拍起來，上傳到網路

353
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:41,348
‎照著查德和傑提的意思去做

354
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,515
‎提升意識

355
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:47,437
‎查德剃了頭，很棒
‎他看起來跟傑提一樣蠢

356
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,732
‎那應該是讓他們不被取消的最後一步

357
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:51,858
‎很經典

358
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,985
‎-大家好嗎？
‎-來吧

359
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,195
‎我拿到袋子了，寶貝

360
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,864
‎粉絲回來了，信任又回來了

361
00:19:57,948 --> 00:19:59,032
‎好球

362
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:04,537
‎整支小隊聚在一起就像是家庭大團圓

363
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,125
‎-可惡
‎-烤起司三明治？

364
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,502
‎-不會吧！
‎-謝謝媽

365
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:11,878
‎-不客氣
‎-謝謝

366
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:14,464
‎我是有很多兒子的驕傲媽媽

367
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,968
‎興奮程度很高，大家都很興奮

368
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,053
‎這就是人生的意義，老兄

369
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,638
‎這是夢想般的人生

370
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:25,350
‎我說他們是笨蛋的片段夠多嗎？

371
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:27,435
‎好

372
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:31,106
‎你好嗎？可以請你連署嗎？

373
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:34,985
‎這是讓大家批評電動滑板車的請願書

374
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:38,321
‎我們因為對彼此感情審查而感情破裂

375
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:41,199
‎我們學到開放溝通的重要

376
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,200
‎你可以簽名連署

377
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,869
‎然後大肆批評電動滑板車
‎怎麼罵都行

378
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,622
‎-我才不管電動滑板車
‎-真是的，老兄

379
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:48,540
‎很好，老兄

380
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,917
‎我放棄電動滑板車了，我之前被車撞

381
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,752
‎-騎電動滑板車時？
‎-對

382
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,963
‎-他們看不到你
‎-我看到你了

383
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,840
‎好了

384
00:20:56,923 --> 00:21:00,093
‎-我總是會踢倒它們
‎-太棒了，老兄

385
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:03,471
‎我以前會把它們帶到碼頭丟到海裡

386
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:04,472
‎老兄

387
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:07,684
‎他們說了很多傷人的話，但我喜歡

388
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:11,479
‎不必說電動滑板車的壞話
‎可以批評任何東西

389
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:14,566
‎-去他的凱撒沙拉！真的
‎-很好

390
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,401
‎-加油
‎-死都不要

391
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:17,652
‎你們的襯衫很醜

392
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:22,907
‎想批評什麼嗎？
‎我們很樂意聽妳的意見

393
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:26,411
‎我覺得《玩命關頭》是爛電影

394
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:27,996
‎什麼？

395
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,707
‎希望妳不要那樣批評那部電影

396
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,292
‎我覺得很爛，抱歉

397
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,087
‎那真是很棒的坦白溝通

398
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,465
‎她到底有什麼問題？

399
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,251
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