1
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<i>We could do</i>
<i>the Running Man.</i>

2
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<i>No, we're not doing</i>
<i>the Running Man.</i>

3
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<i>The Running Man</i>
<i>is amateur hour.</i>

4
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- <i>The</i> Dirty Dancing...
<i>- You're talking about</i>

5
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- <i>where I lift you up?
- </i> - <i>Yeah,</i> <i> that's very advanced.</i>

6
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- <i>You're not ready</i>
<i> for that. Um...</i>
<i>- No.</i>

7
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<i>Danny, Sandy.</i>
<i>Classic. Timeless.</i>

8
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Oh.

9
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- You know it.
- I don't think that I do.

10
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Quit messing around, man.

11
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I'm just saying
it's the hand jive, sure.

12
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But my eyes know it,
my body doesn't.

13
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- Mm, don't ruin this
for me, Colin.
- It's Conor.

14
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My bridesmaid entrances
are the stuff of legends.

15
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Ever the bridesmaid.
That is my essence.

16
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- My badge of honor.
You feel me?
- I feel you.

17
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- Do you want this for me?
- I want this for you.

18
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Don't leave me
out there to die, man.

19
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I won't leave you
out there to die.

20
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<i>Alright, everybody,</i>
<i>the bridal party...</i>

21
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- Okay.
- I'm your boy.

22
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Yeah, you are. Going again.

23
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Five, six, seven, eight.

24
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- Uh-huh.
- Hi, are you Nellie?

25
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Excuse me. Does anyone
know who Nellie is?

26
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- Does it matter
which hand is on top?
- Right on top.

27
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- Nellie? Nellie?
- Nellie, Nellie.

28
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- Hi. Fantastic.
Can you come with me?
- Oh, yes!

29
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Okay. Please excuse us,
excuse us.

30
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Hey, boo.
What's going on?

31
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I-I'm good. I'm good.
Uh, yeah, I'm just, uh...

32
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Yeah. Um, b-bye. Bye, Matilda.

33
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- I wonder if we could
just take--
- Yeah, bye.

34
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Okay.

35
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- You're married.
- I-I am married.

36
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- What the fuck? Right?
- Ah, what the fuck?

37
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What the fuck!

38
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Where's Ron?

39
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U-uh, who cares? Who cares?
Will you-- will you do a shot?

40
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- Duh.
- Yeah, okay.

41
00:02:03,825 --> 00:02:05,660
Right-- right now?

42
00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,829
- Right now!
- Oh, okay. Yes.

43
00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:09,831
- Mm.
- Oh, just-- just me.

44
00:02:09,864 --> 00:02:12,600
Okay. Um,
to your beautiful--

45
00:02:12,634 --> 00:02:14,234
- Drink! Just drink.
- Okay.

46
00:02:15,937 --> 00:02:17,705
Would you fuck Ron
for the rest of your life?

47
00:02:17,739 --> 00:02:19,306
Oh. W-what?

48
00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:22,877
Would you like
to have Ron penetrate you

49
00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,679
for the rest of your days
on Earth?

50
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Abso-fucking-lutely.

51
00:02:30,685 --> 00:02:32,720
- Really?
- I should be so lucky.

52
00:02:32,754 --> 00:02:35,389
You're such a good friend.
Do you have anything else?

53
00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:37,324
Anything...?

54
00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:39,359
- I don't have any on me.
- Okay, okay.
But where's your purse?

55
00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:40,595
Matilda! Matilda!

56
00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,462
Find Nellie's purse.

57
00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,966
- We need Nellie's purse.
- Okay, okay. Yep, yep, yep.

58
00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,737
- Nellie, it's me. Sheila!
- Yes.

59
00:02:49,771 --> 00:02:51,271
- Yeah, look at me.
- I'm looking at you, babe.

60
00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:52,540
- Look at me.
- I'm looking at you.

61
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We hate these things.

62
00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:58,780
We normally hate these things.
We love these things
when it's you.

63
00:02:58,813 --> 00:03:01,783
Oh, shut up! We fucking
hate these people.

64
00:03:01,816 --> 00:03:04,719
Brides, fucking grooms,
creepy uncles.

65
00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,219
Hey, look at you.

66
00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:07,822
You look tragic, bitch.

67
00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,591
The fuck are you wearing?

68
00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:13,795
- The dress you chose?
- It's trash! It's trash.

69
00:03:13,828 --> 00:03:15,697
And everyone getting married...
Oh, my God.

70
00:03:15,730 --> 00:03:19,600
It's like they're being inducted
into some sort of cult
of matrimony.

71
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Like they're off
to the mainland,

72
00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:24,237
far from the island
of misfit singles.

73
00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:26,808
I know you have coke, Nell.

74
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Hand it over.

75
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- I didn't bring any.
- Do not lie to me, Nellie!

76
00:03:31,012 --> 00:03:33,681
- Okay, we've got purse.
We really...
- Okay, thank you.

77
00:03:33,715 --> 00:03:35,717
- Thank you, thank you, Matilda.
- ...need to get you
to your reception, Sheila.

78
00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:38,553
- Okay. Fuck off!
- It's just that I can't,
because we have four...

79
00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,322
Babe? Babe...

80
00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:44,926
Babe, I know
you're mad at me.

81
00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:48,395
We were gonna be
the last single bitches
at the end of the Earth.

82
00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:50,932
- I'm not mad at you.
- We still are!

83
00:03:50,965 --> 00:03:52,466
Me and you, baby.

84
00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:55,235
Single bitches for life.

85
00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:57,705
I still don't have coke.

86
00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:04,712
- Goddamn it, I think
I have Molly. Fuck!
- That's my girl!

87
00:04:04,746 --> 00:04:06,514
- That's my girl.
I know my girl.
- I think I only have two pills.

88
00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,315
Should I grab Ron?
You guys can do it together.

89
00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:10,350
- Your first role
as a married couple.
- Oh, my God, fuck Ron.

90
00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:13,487
- Okay, okay. Yeah, fuck Ron.
- Fuck Ron. I'm not a wife.

91
00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:14,922
- No.
- I'm not a fucking wife.

92
00:04:14,956 --> 00:04:16,891
- Like, what the fuck?
- No, you're not.

93
00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:20,661
I-- Like, you technically are,
but you're not. I hear you.

94
00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:22,864
Ah! Ah! Ah! Okay.

95
00:04:22,897 --> 00:04:25,365
You know, you--
you have always just stayed.

96
00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:27,034
- You, you,
you don't age one bit.
- Mm-hmm.

97
00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:29,003
You won't be defined
by some dude

98
00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:31,371
- or some baby on your tit.
- Yeah, fuck, no. Hell, no.

99
00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:33,808
You're like, "Fuck it.
I'll put Molly in my clutch
and carry it to a wedding."

100
00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,676
- Yes, I will.
- "Fuck everyone!"

101
00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,979
- Mm-hmm.
- "Dress slutty if I wanna.
I'll fuck your husband

102
00:04:38,012 --> 00:04:39,647
- if I wanna."
- That was once,
and I'm not proud of it.

103
00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,617
To you, Nell. What the fuck
would I do without you?

104
00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,952
I'd be stuck
with this clown show

105
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of fucking bridesmaids
and fucking Patricia.

106
00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,323
Why the fuck did I make her
a bridesmaid?

107
00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:52,059
- She's Ron's sister.
- She's the fucking worst.

108
00:04:52,093 --> 00:04:53,995
- She's not the best.
- We're gonna stay
like this forever.

109
00:04:54,028 --> 00:04:55,830
- Right? Yeah?
- Let's take this,

110
00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:58,465
- so that we can go
to your wedding, huh?
- Hmm.

111
00:04:58,498 --> 00:04:59,867
See you later.

112
00:05:05,006 --> 00:05:06,541
Oh!

113
00:05:09,010 --> 00:05:10,711
I'm pregnant, Nell.

114
00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:14,882
Sheila, spit it out!
Sp-- Yes, spit it.

115
00:05:14,916 --> 00:05:16,551
Bend over and spit
the shit out!

116
00:05:18,553 --> 00:05:20,387
<i>And next, here come</i>

117
00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,557
<i>Nellie and Conor!</i>

118
00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:28,696
Daddy!

119
00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,599
Aw!

120
00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:34,602
Charlie's Angels.
We're the angels.
We're the angels.

121
00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:36,436
It's so fucking hot.

122
00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:37,805
Are you guys, like, super hot?

123
00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:40,875
<i>♪ But how's a girl to know </i>

124
00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:44,512
<i>♪ When she's walking</i>
<i>with her beau ♪</i>

125
00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:47,648
<i>♪ That he's the one</i>
<i>to make her dreams... ♪</i>

126
00:06:13,708 --> 00:06:16,110
Monroe. God, oh, my God.

127
00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:17,612
Look at this face.

128
00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:19,180
It's like a baby's butt.

129
00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:20,748
What is your secret?

130
00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:24,417
No alcohol, no caffeine,
no sugar, no gluten,

131
00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:28,122
plant-based, and Pilates.

132
00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:29,790
Well, I don't know
about all of that,

133
00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:31,759
- but congrats to you.
- Thank you.

134
00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:34,528
So, Sheila told me
that you broke up
with your boyfriend.

135
00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:36,496
I was so upset to hear that.

136
00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,132
Yeah, yeah.
We consciously uncoupled.

137
00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,800
Nothing dramatic.
We're still friends.

138
00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:41,669
It's all good.
All love in this club, baby.

139
00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:42,937
Do you have any gum?

140
00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:46,874
Yeah, so are you seeing
anyone now?

141
00:06:46,908 --> 00:06:49,543
I'm seeing everyone now.

142
00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,746
Oh, wow.
And how's that going?

143
00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:53,446
It's sort of
an all-you-can-eat buffet.

144
00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:57,051
- Okay.
- A smorgasbord of sausage,
if you will.

145
00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,519
Okay.

146
00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:02,823
- Ah, Zofia.
- Oh, hey, what's up?

147
00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:05,059
- This is Zofia.
- I remember Sophia.

148
00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,528
Zofia, with a Z.

149
00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:11,065
So LA...

150
00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,968
So go tell Daddy
to make last rounds, okay?

151
00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:16,037
Because it is your bedtime.

152
00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:17,672
Oh.

153
00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:18,739
Monroe.

154
00:07:20,141 --> 00:07:22,209
You are legit my icon.

155
00:07:22,243 --> 00:07:23,577
Oh, God.

156
00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,046
Dope-ass career.

157
00:07:25,079 --> 00:07:27,181
Hot-ass husband.

158
00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,951
Zofia, with a Z?

159
00:07:29,984 --> 00:07:31,752
You took your sweet-ass time

160
00:07:31,786 --> 00:07:33,788
- and you still got it all.
- Well...

161
00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:36,557
Because your 30s
are just your 20s,
but with money.

162
00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:40,828
Right? I mean, I don't
really have any money, but...

163
00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:44,131
Fuck this gum. This gum
is really speaking to me.
Where did you get this?

164
00:07:44,165 --> 00:07:46,067
I think just at the CVS.

165
00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:48,035
How old were you
when you had Zofia?

166
00:07:48,069 --> 00:07:49,770
- Forty.
- Four--

167
00:07:51,339 --> 00:07:54,809
Forty. Fucking legend.
Fucking legend.

168
00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:57,011
It was actually the most painful
experience of my life

169
00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:59,046
and I wouldn't wish it
upon anyone.

170
00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:06,053
- What?
- Rusty and I struggled
to conceive.

171
00:08:06,087 --> 00:08:08,556
- No.
- Did IVF for one year,

172
00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,157
had multiple miscarriages.

173
00:08:10,191 --> 00:08:12,259
- No, no, no, no, no.
- And I will not say

174
00:08:12,293 --> 00:08:15,629
how much it cost to make baby Z.

175
00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,865
Not gonna report it, but 50K.

176
00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:20,768
- Oh, my God.
- 50K.

177
00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:24,105
You are not getting pregnant
in your 40s naturally.

178
00:08:24,138 --> 00:08:27,141
Not gonna happen!

179
00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,977
And if you could, you'd be
so fucking exhausted like I am.

180
00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:31,645
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

181
00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,080
How old are you right now?

182
00:08:33,114 --> 00:08:34,682
Please say 33.

183
00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:39,053
Please say 32 or 33 or 31.

184
00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:42,523
Please say either
of those numbers. Nellie?

185
00:08:44,225 --> 00:08:45,593
I'm 34.

186
00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,631
Fuck you. Stupid.

187
00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:51,899
And what are you
doing right now?

188
00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,901
Don't say bracelets.
Don't say bracelets.

189
00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:56,270
- I made these.
- It's a hobby.
Don't point them out to me.

190
00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,772
Nellie, look at me.

191
00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,173
Look at me.

192
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,741
I know you.

193
00:09:00,775 --> 00:09:02,877
And I know you,
'cause I was you.

194
00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:05,079
And so the next time

195
00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:08,249
you've just boned
some hot bartender
with an app idea

196
00:09:08,282 --> 00:09:09,784
and you're sitting
in his bathroom

197
00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:12,286
staring at his shower
crusted with pubes

198
00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:16,991
and that fucking
<i>Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs,</i>
<i>Scarface</i> poster,

199
00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,794
I want you to remember my face.

200
00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:24,632
They can be a never-never land.

201
00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,834
Never growing up, never aging.

202
00:09:27,902 --> 00:09:29,970
But those eggs?

203
00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,906
Those huevos rancheros?

204
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:32,940
They are.

205
00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:34,942
Your eggs are.

206
00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:39,380
Alright, have
a great night, honey.

207
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:42,016
- So good to see you, Nellie.
- So good to see you.

208
00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,918
- Freeze those eggs.
- Thank you.

209
00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:48,889
<i>Okay, lovers,</i>
<i>this next one's for you.</i>

210
00:09:48,923 --> 00:09:50,257
<i>It's baby making time.</i>

211
00:09:50,291 --> 00:09:51,926
Can I fill you up?

212
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,231
Fill me up.

213
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,238
Oh.

214
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,640
Oh, yeah. You like that?

215
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,276
Mmm.

216
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:13,147
I think I'm gonna pee.

217
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,983
Yeah, yeah,
I'm definitely gonna pee.

218
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,918
Maybe you're gonna squirt.

219
00:10:17,952 --> 00:10:19,687
Yeah, I'm gonna squirt pee.

220
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:32,967
Did you cum?

221
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,804
Oh, fuck.

222
00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:37,872
What?

223
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:44,345
I lost it.

224
00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:51,218
Are you sure you lost it in me?

225
00:10:53,187 --> 00:10:54,421
Ow.

226
00:11:00,895 --> 00:11:02,329
No, no, no.

227
00:11:29,524 --> 00:11:30,858
Morning, Parveen.

228
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,830
You wish, Colleen.

229
00:12:50,371 --> 00:12:52,306
So, pot is like wafting
through the hallways. Right?

230
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,842
So the guard goes into the cell,
he's looking for the pot.

231
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,211
He finds the pot.
Then they find his cellphone,

232
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,446
- an MP3 player,
and a bunch of cash.
- Whoa.

233
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,048
And the guard says,
"What's going on, buddy?

234
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,083
You've been in here
for, like, 30 minutes."

235
00:13:03,117 --> 00:13:04,885
He looks up at 'em slow
and he says,

236
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,821
"I don't know.
But my ass is bleeding."

237
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,524
Oh!

238
00:13:09,557 --> 00:13:10,991
- Oh!
- Jesse!

239
00:13:11,025 --> 00:13:13,060
- Come on, at the table?
- I'm done.

240
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,229
The ass is bleeding.

241
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,467
Prison system's racist.

242
00:13:20,502 --> 00:13:21,935
- Shut up.
- You shut up.

243
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,605
- How's work for you, Nellie?
- Mm-hmm.

244
00:13:23,638 --> 00:13:25,372
- It's good.
- Mm.

245
00:13:25,406 --> 00:13:27,509
It's good. I'm starting
to do earrings now.

246
00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:29,276
- Little cherries...
- How's Shawn?

247
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,846
- I don't know, Dad.
- Why not?

248
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,349
Because for the 907th time,
we broke up.

249
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,351
- They broke up.
- They broke up, Richard.

250
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:41,288
- We broke up, Richard.
- Alright. Alright.
Well, I'm good.

251
00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:43,157
Oh, no.

252
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,358
- Are you alright?
- You stood up too fast.

253
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,260
You can't stand up anymore?

254
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,196
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

255
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,565
Look at me.
I'm falling apart.

256
00:13:50,598 --> 00:13:53,500
So when are you gonna
give me grandkids?

257
00:13:53,535 --> 00:13:56,003
- What?
- It's true. He's falling apart.

258
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,305
- He's fine.
- No, I'm not fine.

259
00:13:58,339 --> 00:14:01,008
- I'm gonna die soon.
Don't you care?
- No.

260
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,544
Talk to your firstborn
about grandchildren.

261
00:14:02,577 --> 00:14:04,144
Look at him. He's got gray hair.

262
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:06,180
I'm a silver fox like Pop.

263
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,382
Oh, my God.
Never say that again, ever.

264
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,184
- I don't want him procreating.
- No.

265
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,052
- That's a terrifying thought.
- Yeah. Nobody wants that.

266
00:14:12,086 --> 00:14:13,521
- Nobody wants that. Yeah.
- We talked about it.

267
00:14:13,555 --> 00:14:15,523
- Well, I don't have
a boyfriend.
- You got Shawn.

268
00:14:15,557 --> 00:14:17,659
- Oh, my God. Mom!
- They broke up, Richard.

269
00:14:17,692 --> 00:14:19,093
Alright. Alright. Whatever.

270
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,928
I'm just saying
that it would be nice

271
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,996
to meet my grandchildren
before I croak.

272
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,032
Well, I will manifest that
for you.

273
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,967
You know what works better
than manifesting,

274
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,135
- you little smart aleck?
- What, Dad? Tell me.

275
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,237
- Anything.
- Anything.
Literally anything else.

276
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,972
Boys, <i>cállense ya.</i>

277
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,608
- Yeah, <i>cállense.</i>
- <i>Ya.</i>

278
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:36,343
Ooh, Mama.

279
00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:37,945
- <i>¿Qué pasa?</i>
- Ah.

280
00:14:39,113 --> 00:14:41,148
My ass is bleeding.

281
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,550
Come on, Jesse.

282
00:14:42,584 --> 00:14:44,184
I'm sorry.

283
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,653
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289
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,202
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290
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,273
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291
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,409
Know what
we're looking at?

292
00:15:08,442 --> 00:15:09,577
A baby?

293
00:15:09,611 --> 00:15:11,211
Not yet.

294
00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:14,047
I was testing you
and you passed.

295
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:17,251
Hmm. Those are your follicles.

296
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:21,021
And down here,
you look like, I'd say...

297
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,389
A virgin?

298
00:15:22,423 --> 00:15:24,559
Definitely not. Okay.

299
00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:27,060
Now let's, uh,
let's go talk in the room.

300
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,564
Diminished ovarian what?

301
00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:31,599
Diminished ovarian reserve.

302
00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:35,637
Like I said, very common,
but it does compromise
fertility.

303
00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:37,271
I'm 34.

304
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,206
Don't I have another few years

305
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:42,176
before I start... diminishing?

306
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,111
I don't even know
if I want kids.

307
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,380
- I've seen <i>Euphoria.</i>
- Totally understandable.

308
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,550
But you're telling me
that if I decide
that I do want kids

309
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:51,218
and I don't do something
about it right now,

310
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,754
then I'll be diminished.

311
00:15:52,787 --> 00:15:56,089
- Well, not necessarily.
- Or I could give you my eggs

312
00:15:56,123 --> 00:16:00,194
and you could freeze them
and then I can thaw them out
someday.

313
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:03,565
Well, it's not guaranteed,
but it's a pretty good option
to have.

314
00:16:03,598 --> 00:16:04,766
I like options.

315
00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:06,734
And this might not be
the only one.

316
00:16:06,768 --> 00:16:08,770
Plus, there are many ways
to be a mom.

317
00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:11,506
You can adopt, for example.

318
00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:13,440
- There are donor eggs.
- Hmm.

319
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,310
It's kind of like
Russian roulette,
wouldn't you say?

320
00:16:16,744 --> 00:16:18,680
Get like a Jack the Ripper egg.

321
00:16:19,714 --> 00:16:21,281
An incel egg?

322
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:23,450
That could be one
of your eggs too.

323
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,556
Dare I ask? Ballpark?
What am I looking at?

324
00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:30,090
Give it to me. Just hit me.

325
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,358
- Alright.
- No.

326
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,528
Just write it down.

327
00:16:33,561 --> 00:16:37,197
Write it down and then just, um,
pass it across the table
like they do in the movies.

328
00:16:37,231 --> 00:16:38,766
And I'll just read it.
I'm gonna read it...

329
00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:41,201
and cry.

330
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,474
Mmm.

331
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,540
Hey, I'm Mimi
and I'm a sugar baby.

332
00:17:18,573 --> 00:17:23,143
This is Prada,
and this is actually
my favorite Gucci bag.

333
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,780
One of my daddies really wanted
to lick Nutella off of my toes,

334
00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:28,215
so we did it and he got me this.

335
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,316
We made it a weekly thing.

336
00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:31,686
That's a nice bag.

337
00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:42,095
Facebook, yeah, duh.

338
00:17:43,765 --> 00:17:45,633
Fucking everything at Facebook.

339
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,378
Give me money
and I'll freeze my eggs.

340
00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:00,548
What?

341
00:18:00,582 --> 00:18:02,282
- Give me money.
- Who are you talking to?

342
00:18:02,316 --> 00:18:04,819
- I'm talking to you.
- Why are you talking to me?

343
00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:07,120
You helped me pay
for LASIK, remember?

344
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,757
- I did?
- Yes. I said, "Will you
help me pay for LASIK?"

345
00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:11,526
And you said,
"I'll pay for one eye."

346
00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:13,226
Well, that was very
generous of me.

347
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,295
- Dad, I'm 34.
- Oof.

348
00:18:15,329 --> 00:18:17,632
I don't have a man
or any legit prospects.

349
00:18:17,665 --> 00:18:20,500
My ovarian reserve
is diminishing by the second.

350
00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:21,836
I need to flash freeze
your grandchildren.

351
00:18:21,869 --> 00:18:23,838
I don't want frozen
grandchildren.

352
00:18:23,871 --> 00:18:25,707
- I want live, warm ones.
<i>- Espérate.</i>

353
00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:28,408
What do you mean
your ovarian reserve
is diminishing?

354
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,243
I know that it's hard to believe

355
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,614
that a Latina might have
difficulty procreating,

356
00:18:32,647 --> 00:18:35,315
- but the fertility doctor
told me.
- Oh. What does that guy know?

357
00:18:35,349 --> 00:18:36,818
- Right?
- How do you know it's a guy,

358
00:18:36,851 --> 00:18:38,586
- you sexist pig?
- Statistics.

359
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,521
- It's statistics.
- It's a scam.
Honey, it's a scam.

360
00:18:40,555 --> 00:18:42,590
They're scamming you.
I mean, have you actually

361
00:18:42,624 --> 00:18:45,760
seen anything diminishing?

362
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:47,160
You know, when you--

363
00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:49,764
Do I have to dignify
that question with an answer?

364
00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:52,366
- What about your insurance?
-  - Sonja, they're not gonna pay

365
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,669
- for her millennial feminist voodoo.
-  - Correct.

366
00:18:54,702 --> 00:18:56,904
It's definitely not voodoo.
It's-- it's the future.

367
00:18:56,938 --> 00:18:58,573
- Oh.
- Thank you.

368
00:18:58,606 --> 00:19:00,340
Yeah. You know, you could
always sell your eggs too.

369
00:19:00,374 --> 00:19:03,678
I'm not gonna sell my children.

370
00:19:03,711 --> 00:19:05,312
How much do people pay?

371
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,247
Get out there and get a prospect

372
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,550
- so you don't have
to freeze anybody.
- Or, or get a surrogate, dude.

373
00:19:09,584 --> 00:19:11,686
Only poor people are having
their own babies these days.

374
00:19:11,719 --> 00:19:13,387
That's a thing
of the past. Trust me.

375
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,656
All the boys at the firm,

376
00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:15,923
they make somebody else
carry their baby

377
00:19:15,957 --> 00:19:17,491
back to Turks and Caicos,

378
00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:19,827
back to Bali, dog.
It's sick.

379
00:19:19,861 --> 00:19:21,529
- You and your broad
can just party...
- Hate it here.

380
00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:23,330
- ...and like nothing changes.
- Me too.

381
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,966
- Yeah, how does that even work?
- Well, they just put all the--

382
00:19:24,999 --> 00:19:27,602
They put everything inside of--
I have no idea.

383
00:19:27,635 --> 00:19:29,871
Oh, my God, you nailed it!

384
00:19:29,904 --> 00:19:32,272
- You guys nailed it.
- This is everything.

385
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:35,375
Yes.

386
00:19:35,409 --> 00:19:38,980
The next one
is from Nellie.

387
00:19:39,013 --> 00:19:40,815
- Ooh!
- Ooh!

388
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:43,685
- Oh, my God.
- Ooh!

389
00:19:43,718 --> 00:19:45,787
Comfy, yet culturally
questionable.

390
00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:50,390
No, no, I-I literally
just did 23andMe
and I'm like 7% indigenous.

391
00:19:50,424 --> 00:19:53,427
Well, there you go.

392
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,697
Thank you so much, Nell.

393
00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:58,432
- I've missed you.
- Miss you too.

394
00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,834
Yeah, what's new
with you, Nellie?

395
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:06,641
Well, actually,
I'm, um, thinking about
getting my eggs frozen.

396
00:20:06,674 --> 00:20:09,677
Oh, well, that's amazing.

397
00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:11,512
Maybe I should have
a baby shower.

398
00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:16,651
But you're not having a baby,
you're just freezing.

399
00:20:16,684 --> 00:20:18,886
- No, I know.
- Baby shower is for babies.

400
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,722
- Right, totally.
- Egg freezing is just an egg.

401
00:20:20,755 --> 00:20:22,557
It was a joke, Jen.
It was just a joke.

402
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,729
Well, I, um, I didn't even know
that you wanted to have kids.

403
00:20:27,762 --> 00:20:31,331
I'm not hundo P on kids,
but I want the option.

404
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,701
And apparently,
I'm about to be geriatric.

405
00:20:33,735 --> 00:20:35,536
So...

406
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:38,573
You could meet
your husband tomorrow
and be engaged in six months

407
00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:40,608
and have your baby the real way.

408
00:20:40,641 --> 00:20:42,043
Yes, like Heidi.

409
00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:43,678
Exactly.

410
00:20:43,711 --> 00:20:45,345
Yeah, last week

411
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,281
I sent an unsolicited photo
of my vagina

412
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:51,284
to a guy who ghosted me
six months ago,

413
00:20:51,853 --> 00:20:55,489
and I got no response,
so, I don't know that I'm Heidi.

414
00:20:55,523 --> 00:20:58,025
Egg freezing
is super expensive, right?

415
00:20:58,059 --> 00:21:00,360
- Didn't I hear it causes early menopause?
-  - Mmm.

416
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:05,265
And doesn't each frozen egg
have, like, a 5% chance
of becoming an actual baby?

417
00:21:06,701 --> 00:21:08,401
Oh, I don't--
I don't know the stats.

418
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,370
Yeah, that's why
you gotta get, like, 20 eggs.

419
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:13,306
Most of 'em won't be viable,
and then some
won't survive freezing,

420
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,308
and then thawing
is like a whole other...

421
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,476
Claire.

422
00:21:16,511 --> 00:21:18,478
She had to do it,
like, three times.

423
00:21:18,513 --> 00:21:19,914
I mean, the first time around,

424
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:21,883
she took the wrong, like,
trigger shot or whatever

425
00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:25,385
and then she ovulated
like 12 preemies.

426
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,420
And then she had to do it
all over again,

427
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,422
pay for the drugs
all over again.

428
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,726
And then she only got,
like, seven eggs

429
00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:33,961
and then she had to do it
a third time

430
00:21:33,995 --> 00:21:37,899
just to even have a shot
at getting a baby out of it.

431
00:21:38,599 --> 00:21:39,801
Yeah.

432
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:44,005
But, hey, I am
so super stoked for you.

433
00:21:45,573 --> 00:21:47,942
- Do you still talk to Shawn?
- Yeah, yeah.

434
00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:50,878
I-I mean, not so much lately,
but there's no bad blood.

435
00:21:50,912 --> 00:21:52,747
Why did you guys break up?

436
00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:54,549
You were such a cute couple.

437
00:21:54,582 --> 00:21:57,585
Uh, well, we were just
on different paths.

438
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,893
Well, bless.

439
00:22:05,927 --> 00:22:07,762
You do not need a man.

440
00:22:09,597 --> 00:22:10,932
I know!

441
00:22:10,965 --> 00:22:14,669
Oh, my God!

442
00:22:14,702 --> 00:22:17,004
- I need to borrow eight grand.
- No.

443
00:22:17,038 --> 00:22:18,706
I need to freeze
my spider monkeys.

444
00:22:18,739 --> 00:22:19,841
No.

445
00:22:19,874 --> 00:22:21,542
You said it was the future.

446
00:22:21,576 --> 00:22:24,011
Drive for Uber or give
blow jobs for cash.

447
00:22:24,045 --> 00:22:25,980
- These are my two choices?
- <i>Sophie's Choice.</i>

448
00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,414
I've never seen that movie.

449
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:29,416
Well, now you don't have to.
Look at that.

450
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:31,886
Why can't you be
a decent human being
for once in your life?

451
00:22:31,919 --> 00:22:33,955
You have a gazillion sperm
in your sac.

452
00:22:33,988 --> 00:22:36,456
You drive a Tesla. You're rich.

453
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:37,959
I am very comfortable, yes.

454
00:22:37,992 --> 00:22:41,095
Look at you,
you bougie bitch.

455
00:22:41,128 --> 00:22:43,531
Oh, my God.

456
00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:45,099
Oh, you even smell rich.

457
00:22:45,766 --> 00:22:48,936
You didn't use to smell
like this, like a Redwood cabin
in Yosemite.

458
00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:51,105
You used to smell like butthole.

459
00:22:51,138 --> 00:22:52,773
I've always smelled rich.

460
00:22:52,807 --> 00:22:55,877
Goddamn it, Jesse.
I never ask you for anything.

461
00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:58,045
You asked me
for Coachella tickets
a month ago.

462
00:22:58,079 --> 00:22:59,847
That was a suggested gift.

463
00:22:59,881 --> 00:23:01,115
Why would I buy you gifts?

464
00:23:01,148 --> 00:23:03,951
Because you're the man
in my life.

465
00:23:06,787 --> 00:23:08,856
That is bleak.
That's like so sad.

466
00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:11,058
It's not funny.
Don't smile at that.

467
00:23:11,092 --> 00:23:12,827
That's yucky.

468
00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:13,995
You wanna talk bleak?

469
00:23:14,028 --> 00:23:16,631
If I don't spend 13K
to freeze my eggs,

470
00:23:16,664 --> 00:23:17,965
I might never be able
to have kids.

471
00:23:17,999 --> 00:23:20,433
Meanwhile, you're gonna wait
till you're 70

472
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:25,006
with your old oatmeal balls
to have a baby
with an influencer.

473
00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:26,841
That is so-- That is-- Okay.

474
00:23:27,608 --> 00:23:30,945
That is accurate
and I'm not embarrassed
about it.

475
00:23:30,978 --> 00:23:34,481
Okay, I'm trolling
on Raya hard right now.

476
00:23:34,515 --> 00:23:38,953
So if one of these sloots
wants to catch it when I'm 70,

477
00:23:38,986 --> 00:23:40,888
- so be it.
- I'll pay you back.

478
00:23:40,922 --> 00:23:42,990
- How?
- Well, I was hoping

479
00:23:43,024 --> 00:23:44,959
that we could talk
specifics later.

480
00:23:47,762 --> 00:23:50,131
Okay. I want interest.

481
00:23:51,165 --> 00:23:52,499
Of course, you do.

482
00:23:52,533 --> 00:23:53,768
And I want half.

483
00:23:53,801 --> 00:23:54,735
Half?

484
00:23:55,736 --> 00:23:59,472
- Oh, you want half.
You want half of my eggs.
- Okay, that's my counter.

485
00:23:59,507 --> 00:24:00,808
- Oh, so here's the thing.
- So take it or fuck off.

486
00:24:00,841 --> 00:24:02,543
You don't get to own
half of my eggs,

487
00:24:02,576 --> 00:24:05,146
because this isn't the fucking
<i>Handmaid's Tale.</i>

488
00:24:05,179 --> 00:24:06,914
Get out of my fucking office.
Adults are working.

489
00:24:06,948 --> 00:24:08,249
The adults are working?

490
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:10,483
You flew to Colombia
to do cocaine.

491
00:24:10,518 --> 00:24:13,621
Get out of my office now. Leave.

492
00:24:13,654 --> 00:24:14,922
Make me.

493
00:24:17,692 --> 00:24:20,227
- Get the fuck out.
I'm not joking.
- Make me. Make me. Make me.

494
00:24:20,261 --> 00:24:21,729
Get the fuck out.

495
00:24:21,762 --> 00:24:23,998
Get out. Okay, stop, stop.

496
00:24:24,031 --> 00:24:25,498
- No, hey!
- Help me, Hunter.

497
00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:27,034
- She's fine. Shut up.
- Hunter, I'm not fine.

498
00:24:27,068 --> 00:24:29,503
Shut the fuck up.

499
00:24:29,537 --> 00:24:31,238
- She's okay. She's kidding.
- I'm not okay.

500
00:24:31,272 --> 00:24:32,640
- This is a joke that we do.
- I'm not kidding.

501
00:24:32,673 --> 00:24:33,841
- Shut up!
- It's not a joke.

502
00:24:33,874 --> 00:24:36,944
Go back to work.
Go back to fucking work.

503
00:24:36,978 --> 00:24:38,779
Dude, you are so immature.

504
00:24:38,813 --> 00:24:40,614
You're so fucking immature.

505
00:24:40,648 --> 00:24:43,985
Okay, you know what?
8K. You're gonna get 8K.

506
00:24:44,018 --> 00:24:46,087
And you're gonna have two months
to pay me back with 1K interest.

507
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,990
And if that folds,
you owe me all the eggs.

508
00:24:49,023 --> 00:24:50,758
They're mine, free and clear.

509
00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:53,894
What the fuck are you gonna do
with my eggs, you sicko?

510
00:24:53,928 --> 00:24:56,230
I don't know.
But I'll be able to do
whatever I want with them

511
00:24:56,263 --> 00:24:58,799
and I don't have to tell you,
because they're
my fucking eggs then.

512
00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:01,802
Goddamn it. Deal.

513
00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:06,807
- I hate you.
- Hey, hey.
Don't fucking tell Dad.

514
00:25:09,877 --> 00:25:12,947
- Thank you, Jess.
- Get the fuck out.

515
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:16,717
Freak.

516
00:25:16,751 --> 00:25:18,152
So it's ten to 12 days

517
00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:19,820
of injections and ultrasounds.

518
00:25:19,854 --> 00:25:21,756
Then it's the trigger shot.

519
00:25:21,789 --> 00:25:25,159
Then it's the retrieval surgery,
which I'm under for.

520
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:27,228
Surgery?

521
00:25:27,261 --> 00:25:29,296
<i>Pobrecita mi bebé.</i>

522
00:25:29,330 --> 00:25:32,033
Mom, it's a needle.
It's over in, like, 15 minutes.

523
00:25:32,066 --> 00:25:33,300
And when does it all start?

524
00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:36,904
Any day. I'm just waiting
for my period.

525
00:25:36,937 --> 00:25:38,706
- Mmm.
- Oh, come on, I'm eating here.

526
00:25:39,707 --> 00:25:42,810
- Well, we're all rooting
for you, Anita.
- Thank you, Mama.

527
00:25:42,843 --> 00:25:46,180
I can't believe you're paying
thousands of dollars for this
and it's not even guaranteed.

528
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:48,315
Is anything in this life
guaranteed, Dad?

529
00:25:48,349 --> 00:25:51,919
You know what's guaranteed?
Eviction, when you can't pay
your rent.

530
00:25:51,952 --> 00:25:53,954
Well, the universe provides.

531
00:25:53,988 --> 00:25:55,056
Who did--

532
00:25:55,689 --> 00:25:58,359
Don't ever say that again.
Don't ever say that again.

533
00:25:58,392 --> 00:26:00,361
The universe does not provide.

534
00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:02,329
But a husband will.
Go get one of those.

535
00:26:02,363 --> 00:26:05,666
Oh, my God, Dad. A husband.

536
00:26:05,699 --> 00:26:10,237
Yes, I'll just get married,
so that I too can have
a ginger son and a divorce

537
00:26:10,271 --> 00:26:12,807
- by the time I'm 30.
-  - Well, you missed that boat, didn't you?

538
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,342
You don't get the luxury
of a practice marriage
when you're 33.

539
00:26:15,376 --> 00:26:17,645
I'm 34. You don't even know
how old I am.

540
00:26:17,678 --> 00:26:20,181
Because you were born
so goddamn long ago, I forgot.

541
00:26:20,214 --> 00:26:22,650
You know what?
You should feel guilty.
You should.

542
00:26:22,683 --> 00:26:24,185
- This is your doing,
both of you.
- <i>Yo?</i>

543
00:26:24,218 --> 00:26:27,154
- What?
 - Actually, the sex talk you gave me was,

544
00:26:27,188 --> 00:26:28,956
"Don't do it ever,

545
00:26:28,989 --> 00:26:31,225
because you will get pregnant
and your life will be trash."

546
00:26:31,258 --> 00:26:33,828
And then one day I woke up
and you were like,

547
00:26:33,861 --> 00:26:36,063
"Where are my grandkids?
Why aren't you pregnant?

548
00:26:36,097 --> 00:26:37,698
Your life is trash."

549
00:26:37,731 --> 00:26:39,166
That is so false.

550
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,268
You gave me baby shoes
for Christmas.

551
00:26:41,302 --> 00:26:44,004
- It's true, you did.
- They were little moccasins.

552
00:26:44,038 --> 00:26:46,874
Why are you buying me
baby moccasins?
I regifted that shit.

553
00:26:46,907 --> 00:26:50,644
- Why would you do that?
- Uh, because we're not
Native American.

554
00:26:50,678 --> 00:26:53,714
And one more time
for the cheap seats,

555
00:26:53,747 --> 00:26:56,183
I am without child.

556
00:26:56,217 --> 00:26:58,252
They were motivational, Nell.

557
00:26:58,285 --> 00:27:00,287
You're 34 years old.

558
00:27:00,321 --> 00:27:02,356
Well, I'm still
on your Verizon plan.

559
00:27:03,124 --> 00:27:05,659
- Is that true?
- Oh, yeah, we all are.

560
00:27:05,693 --> 00:27:09,130
The family plan. I'm part
of this family, am I not?

561
00:27:09,163 --> 00:27:10,764
Get off the Verizon plan!

562
00:27:10,798 --> 00:27:12,833
What's the matter with you?
Grow up!

563
00:27:12,867 --> 00:27:15,202
Being a woman
is like being an avocado.

564
00:27:15,236 --> 00:27:17,204
You're ripe
for a millisecond,

565
00:27:17,238 --> 00:27:21,876
and then, whoops,
you're brown, geriatric guck.

566
00:27:21,909 --> 00:27:24,311
- No, she's bugging me now.
- You're bugging me now.

567
00:27:24,345 --> 00:27:25,913
- I can't eat.
- <i>Cállate,</i> Richard.

568
00:27:29,216 --> 00:27:31,118
Ma.

569
00:27:31,152 --> 00:27:33,154
Mm-hmm.

570
00:27:33,187 --> 00:27:34,722
Last hurrah.

571
00:27:35,222 --> 00:27:37,892
Mom, I'm gonna sleep here
tonight, okay?

572
00:27:37,925 --> 00:27:39,426
Okay, Anita.

573
00:28:40,421 --> 00:28:41,989
Thank you, Phinneas.

574
00:28:42,022 --> 00:28:43,224
Love you.

575
00:28:53,968 --> 00:28:56,904
Hi. Double vodka soda, please.

576
00:28:58,339 --> 00:28:59,840
Nellie.

577
00:28:59,873 --> 00:29:02,142
Oh, my God, Preston!

578
00:29:02,176 --> 00:29:04,178
Holy shit.

579
00:29:04,211 --> 00:29:05,513
You still hang out here?

580
00:29:05,547 --> 00:29:07,281
Ugh. Look who's talking, dick.

581
00:29:09,049 --> 00:29:10,884
I haven't been here
since senior year.

582
00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:13,287
I know that. I'm here a lot.

583
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,290
Damn it, I didn't know you came
to the Valley anymore.

584
00:29:16,323 --> 00:29:18,125
I was just looking
for a throwback, I guess.

585
00:29:18,158 --> 00:29:19,226
Who are you with?

586
00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:20,327
Just me.

587
00:29:24,098 --> 00:29:25,199
So what else is going on?

588
00:29:25,866 --> 00:29:27,901
- Oh, you know.
- No, I don't know.

589
00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:29,837
I mean, I know what's going on
on Instagram.

590
00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:32,006
I'll bet you do, stalker.

591
00:29:32,039 --> 00:29:34,108
- You wish.
- You wish I wished.

592
00:29:35,175 --> 00:29:36,544
- How's work?
- It's fine.

593
00:29:36,578 --> 00:29:38,846
Working with my dad.

594
00:29:38,879 --> 00:29:41,215
He's still a piece of work.

595
00:29:41,248 --> 00:29:42,483
Dads ain't it, man?

596
00:29:42,517 --> 00:29:44,084
Dads ain't it.

597
00:29:44,118 --> 00:29:46,420
I was sorry to hear
about you and Ember.

598
00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:47,522
Were you?

599
00:29:47,555 --> 00:29:49,456
Yes, I was.

600
00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:52,960
- I want you to be happy.
- Okay.

601
00:29:52,993 --> 00:29:54,295
You should appreciate me
saying that.

602
00:29:54,328 --> 00:29:56,397
- That's very big of me.
- That is big of you.

603
00:29:56,430 --> 00:30:01,068
Considering you cheated on me
at homecoming.

604
00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:02,403
- Yep.
- Mmm.

605
00:30:02,436 --> 00:30:04,438
- I still remember that.
- Very sorry about that.

606
00:30:05,873 --> 00:30:07,207
I was a real piece of shit.

607
00:30:07,241 --> 00:30:09,076
You were, thank you.

608
00:30:10,377 --> 00:30:12,514
Nellie Robinson. Fuck.

609
00:30:12,547 --> 00:30:14,448
I always thought you'd be off

610
00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:16,551
- in New York by now.
- New York?

611
00:30:16,584 --> 00:30:18,152
Yeah, didn't you always
use to say that?

612
00:30:18,185 --> 00:30:19,953
That you're gonna
move to New York?

613
00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:22,022
- I said a lot
of things, didn't I?
- Mm-hmm.

614
00:30:22,056 --> 00:30:25,326
- A lot of things.
I was gonna go to UCLA.
- It was a reach.

615
00:30:25,359 --> 00:30:27,494
That was a reach.
It was a reach.

616
00:30:27,529 --> 00:30:30,230
Um, I was gonna spend
a few years

617
00:30:30,264 --> 00:30:32,066
- in Paris, right?
- Mmm.

618
00:30:32,099 --> 00:30:34,068
Be a celebrity jewelry designer.

619
00:30:34,101 --> 00:30:35,436
Marry Lance Bass.

620
00:30:35,469 --> 00:30:37,304
Ugh, so close.

621
00:30:37,338 --> 00:30:39,273
So close.

622
00:30:39,306 --> 00:30:41,909
Wait, you are a jewelry designer
though, right?

623
00:30:41,942 --> 00:30:45,279
Not a celebrity one,
no, no, but thank you.

624
00:30:45,312 --> 00:30:47,281
Well, it's never too late.

625
00:30:50,351 --> 00:30:52,319
Now, I was gonna play
for the Niners.

626
00:30:52,353 --> 00:30:53,887
It's never too late.

627
00:30:53,921 --> 00:30:55,856
Oh, fuck you.

628
00:30:57,925 --> 00:31:01,929
You know, this place,
not as fun getting in
with a real ID.

629
00:31:01,962 --> 00:31:05,432
Yeah, on most nights.
Wish they would just
tell me to fuck off.

630
00:31:05,466 --> 00:31:07,602
Go back to drinking at Lena's,

631
00:31:07,635 --> 00:31:09,203
hooking up in the car.

632
00:31:09,236 --> 00:31:11,305
But only second base.

633
00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:13,541
- Only second base.
- That's right.

634
00:31:13,575 --> 00:31:15,876
I miss those blue balls.

635
00:31:16,977 --> 00:31:17,978
Me too.

636
00:31:25,052 --> 00:31:26,554
Is that your prom dress?

637
00:31:28,055 --> 00:31:29,390
You know it.

638
00:31:29,423 --> 00:31:31,325
Finally.

639
00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:35,496
God, you smell so good.

640
00:31:35,530 --> 00:31:37,264
- I smell good?
- Yeah.

641
00:31:37,297 --> 00:31:41,034
- What do I smell like?
- Oh, like vanilla, cupcakes.

642
00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:42,369
Cupcakes.

643
00:31:42,403 --> 00:31:45,372
At the fucking cafeteria.

644
00:31:45,406 --> 00:31:47,074
Cafeteria.

645
00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:48,976
God, remember the time
in the car?

646
00:31:49,009 --> 00:31:51,979
Uh-huh. What time?

647
00:31:52,012 --> 00:31:54,481
- You were wearing
those panties.
- What panties?

648
00:31:54,516 --> 00:31:59,486
Mm, the ones with the...
the Wednesday on the ass.

649
00:31:59,521 --> 00:32:01,021
Oh.

650
00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:02,524
- Wednesday.
- Mm-hmm.

651
00:32:02,557 --> 00:32:05,660
But it was not--

652
00:32:05,693 --> 00:32:08,563
Oh, God, it was a Monday.

653
00:32:20,575 --> 00:32:22,209
Time to pee-pee.

654
00:32:45,767 --> 00:32:47,234
- Well... Oh.
- Mmm.

655
00:32:48,402 --> 00:32:50,170
Get home safe.

656
00:32:50,204 --> 00:32:51,138
Yeah.

657
00:32:52,439 --> 00:32:55,375
Hey, I know I don't have
to tell you this,

658
00:32:55,409 --> 00:32:57,745
but let's not talk
about this, right?

659
00:32:57,779 --> 00:33:00,615
- Oh, shit,
I already tweeted it.
- Ha-ha.

660
00:33:01,516 --> 00:33:04,017
Yeah, no, it's just Ember and I
are working on our trust,

661
00:33:04,051 --> 00:33:06,186
- so if she thinks--
- Wait, what?

662
00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:08,021
What?

663
00:33:08,055 --> 00:33:09,557
What about Ember?

664
00:33:09,591 --> 00:33:13,093
We're, you know,
working on stuff.

665
00:33:13,126 --> 00:33:14,796
I thought you got divorced.

666
00:33:14,829 --> 00:33:16,263
We were separated.

667
00:33:18,065 --> 00:33:20,067
Oh, my God, oh, my God.

668
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:22,402
That was like six months ago.

669
00:33:22,436 --> 00:33:24,104
You're not wearing a ring.

670
00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:26,373
We're getting new ones.
Ember wanted an upgrade.

671
00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:28,810
Oh, fuck me.

672
00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:31,245
Okay. It's okay. Look,

673
00:33:31,278 --> 00:33:34,281
I think this was just
building up for a while, okay?

674
00:33:34,314 --> 00:33:36,383
- And we just--
We needed to do it.
- No, no, no.

675
00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:37,719
I don't know that we did, nope.

676
00:33:37,752 --> 00:33:39,386
Let's just relax and...

677
00:33:40,387 --> 00:33:41,656
I will see you soon.

678
00:33:41,689 --> 00:33:43,791
Cool, see you never.

679
00:33:51,365 --> 00:33:52,534
Ugh.

680
00:33:52,567 --> 00:33:56,136
Shut up.

681
00:33:56,169 --> 00:33:58,806
No drinking, not even rosé.

682
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,543
No smoking, not even weed.

683
00:34:01,576 --> 00:34:03,110
One coffee a day.

684
00:34:03,143 --> 00:34:04,512
Yeah. Rough.

685
00:34:04,546 --> 00:34:07,715
How do we feel...
about shrooms?

686
00:34:11,451 --> 00:34:13,120
No exercise.

687
00:34:13,153 --> 00:34:14,656
Finally, some good news.

688
00:34:14,689 --> 00:34:16,323
Does that include sex?

689
00:34:17,224 --> 00:34:19,561
Like if I just lied there,
a beached whale.

690
00:34:19,594 --> 00:34:21,361
Honey, you are gonna be
so bloated,

691
00:34:21,395 --> 00:34:22,730
you are not even gonna want to.

692
00:34:24,732 --> 00:34:26,099
But like if I did want to?

693
00:34:26,868 --> 00:34:30,470
Ali, I'm a single
Etsy seller in my 30s.

694
00:34:30,505 --> 00:34:33,273
My vices are kind of
a lifestyle.

695
00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:37,077
No whale sex, copy that.

696
00:34:37,745 --> 00:34:40,414
And you are done.

697
00:34:41,281 --> 00:34:42,282
Last question.

698
00:34:44,686 --> 00:34:46,286
What if I screw this up?

699
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,455
You're not gonna screw this up,
you're gonna do great.

700
00:34:48,488 --> 00:34:50,357
- I flipped a boat.
- There's a boat?

701
00:34:50,390 --> 00:34:52,359
In high school,
on my marine biology trip
to the wetlands.

702
00:34:52,392 --> 00:34:53,861
My teacher said
it would never happen.

703
00:34:53,895 --> 00:34:56,196
It hadn't happened
in 20 years of teaching,

704
00:34:56,229 --> 00:34:57,599
but I was just trying to put
the mud on my face.

705
00:34:57,632 --> 00:34:59,199
She said it was good
for your skin

706
00:34:59,232 --> 00:35:00,535
and I must have
leaned too far over,

707
00:35:00,568 --> 00:35:02,369
because I capsized the canoe.

708
00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:04,606
And my whole boat had to spend
the rest of the day in the van

709
00:35:04,639 --> 00:35:06,574
and everybody
was super pissed at me.

710
00:35:06,608 --> 00:35:09,711
So what if I flip the boat...

711
00:35:11,311 --> 00:35:13,146
- again?
- Okay.

712
00:35:13,180 --> 00:35:14,616
You are not a boat.

713
00:35:16,383 --> 00:35:17,484
I'm not a boat.

714
00:35:17,518 --> 00:35:19,319
You got this.

715
00:35:47,214 --> 00:35:48,248
Ugh.

716
00:36:07,501 --> 00:36:08,536
Hi, Parveen.

717
00:36:12,907 --> 00:36:16,844
<i>Let's go through the steps</i>
<i>to help you inject Menopur</i>
<i>with confidence.</i>

718
00:36:16,878 --> 00:36:18,746
<i>Place the tip of the Q-cap...</i>

719
00:36:18,780 --> 00:36:20,581
- Oh.
- <i>...over the top of the vial.</i>

720
00:36:20,615 --> 00:36:24,217
<i>Do not shake the vial</i>
<i>as this will cause air bubbles.</i>

721
00:36:25,452 --> 00:36:26,888
<i>Do not remove the needle cap</i>

722
00:36:26,921 --> 00:36:28,589
<i>until you're ready</i>
<i>for your injection.</i>

723
00:36:28,623 --> 00:36:30,290
<i>Push the plunger down</i>

724
00:36:30,323 --> 00:36:32,760
<i>to empty any remaining air</i>
<i>from the syringe</i>

725
00:36:32,794 --> 00:36:34,829
<i>and tap the barrel</i>
<i>of the syringe,</i>

726
00:36:34,862 --> 00:36:39,466
- <i>so that any air bubbles</i>
<i> rise to the top.</i>
- Right.

727
00:36:39,499 --> 00:36:44,806
This is Nellie Robinson.
Um, I'm trying to reach
somebody, a nurse or anyone.

728
00:36:44,839 --> 00:36:48,576
Uh, I just have a--
a quick question. I'm, um...

729
00:36:48,609 --> 00:36:50,845
I'm doing my first, um,
round of injections

730
00:36:50,878 --> 00:36:56,751
and I just wanted to know,
if I inject an air bubble,
if I die.

731
00:36:56,784 --> 00:36:58,786
Looks like a good spot.

732
00:36:58,820 --> 00:37:00,555
One, two, three.

733
00:37:06,661 --> 00:37:08,796
That was fine. That was fine.
That didn't hurt.

734
00:37:09,630 --> 00:37:12,033
That didn't hurt.

735
00:37:12,066 --> 00:37:13,333
That was fine.

736
00:37:14,669 --> 00:37:17,437
One more.

737
00:37:20,842 --> 00:37:23,678
Whoo!

738
00:37:23,711 --> 00:37:26,748
I'm okay. I'm okay.

739
00:37:36,456 --> 00:37:39,694
You know, the size of the eggs
that I'm gonna freeze?

740
00:37:39,727 --> 00:37:42,897
Like the size
of a strand of hair.

741
00:37:42,930 --> 00:37:44,766
- Damn.
- Something the size

742
00:37:44,799 --> 00:37:47,467
of a strand of hair

743
00:37:47,501 --> 00:37:49,570
can change the course
of your entire life.

744
00:37:49,604 --> 00:37:52,707
Girl, one ejaculation
can change the course
of your life.

745
00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:54,909
A single "Hey, stranger" text.
Yeah.

746
00:37:54,942 --> 00:37:58,846
What I did with Preston
could have produced a child.

747
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,815
A bastard child.

748
00:38:00,848 --> 00:38:02,884
Thank God we're in California.

749
00:38:02,917 --> 00:38:04,886
Hey, that just wasn't
your fault.

750
00:38:04,919 --> 00:38:06,788
Oh, I am aware.

751
00:38:06,821 --> 00:38:10,892
I did the ring check,
I brought up the wife,
I was bamboozled.

752
00:38:10,925 --> 00:38:12,660
- Hoodwinked, even.
- Thank you.

753
00:38:12,693 --> 00:38:14,729
That man is so 2000 and late.

754
00:38:14,762 --> 00:38:16,496
- Oh!
- Yeah! Had to bring

755
00:38:16,531 --> 00:38:18,633
- the Black Eyed Peas
into it. Yeah.
- Black Eyed Peas.

756
00:38:18,666 --> 00:38:19,867
He peaked in high school.

757
00:38:19,901 --> 00:38:21,501
- Damn.
- Mm-hmm.

758
00:38:21,536 --> 00:38:22,970
Maybe I peaked in high school.

759
00:38:23,004 --> 00:38:24,839
Girl, you haven't peaked yet.

760
00:38:24,872 --> 00:38:26,541
Yeah, you're right.
I'm like J.Lo. I'm gonna peak

761
00:38:26,574 --> 00:38:28,109
when I'm, like, 80.

762
00:38:28,142 --> 00:38:29,877
- That's the spirit.
- But if I'm like J.Lo,

763
00:38:29,911 --> 00:38:33,080
then why am I borrowing
8K from my brother
to freeze my eggs?

764
00:38:33,114 --> 00:38:34,715
Because you're buying time.

765
00:38:34,749 --> 00:38:36,684
Someone who's good
enough for you
is hard to come by.

766
00:38:36,717 --> 00:38:38,686
I have had sex
with a lot of men, She.

767
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,122
- And I am aware.
- And you're telling me
that none of them

768
00:38:41,155 --> 00:38:44,759
were suitable
for procreation or life?

769
00:38:44,792 --> 00:38:46,127
Am I not suitable for life?

770
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,563
You are very suitable for life.

771
00:38:48,596 --> 00:38:52,499
My mom moved to America,
learned English,

772
00:38:52,533 --> 00:38:55,503
went to college
and grad school in English,

773
00:38:55,536 --> 00:38:59,140
met my dad, fell in love,
got married, had me,

774
00:38:59,173 --> 00:39:02,810
all by the time
she was, like, 27.

775
00:39:03,744 --> 00:39:06,013
She's legit the American dream.
What have I ever done?

776
00:39:06,047 --> 00:39:08,583
You're a legend, that's what.
Do not listen to the hormones.

777
00:39:08,616 --> 00:39:09,984
The hormones are lying to you.

778
00:39:10,017 --> 00:39:12,086
How are you handling
these fuckers so well?

779
00:39:12,119 --> 00:39:14,155
Hmm.
I can, I guess.

780
00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:17,592
You know, in high school,
after we would hook up,
he'd be like...

781
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:19,392
- "Time to pee-pee."
- "Time to pee-pee."

782
00:39:19,426 --> 00:39:21,696
You remember.
She, he still says it.

783
00:39:21,729 --> 00:39:23,463
- No.
- Yes.

784
00:39:23,496 --> 00:39:25,099
Can I help you ladies
with anything?

785
00:39:25,132 --> 00:39:28,169
- Oh, we're good.
Thank you. So much.
- I'm good. Thanks.

786
00:39:28,202 --> 00:39:31,706
Ember married
the "time to pee-pee" guy.

787
00:39:31,739 --> 00:39:33,406
The bar is subterranean.

788
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,010
But you know what,
to be fair to her,
she was a freshman.

789
00:39:36,043 --> 00:39:37,812
She's got on, like,
high school goggles.

790
00:39:38,546 --> 00:39:41,414
I am in no position
to judge, believe me.

791
00:39:43,184 --> 00:39:45,586
- You know what
my biggest pet peeve is?
- Hmm?

792
00:39:45,620 --> 00:39:48,589
"When you're not
looking, Nellie,
that's when you'll find him."

793
00:39:48,623 --> 00:39:50,858
Ugh, I hate that shit so much.

794
00:39:50,892 --> 00:39:55,129
"When you're whole, Nellie,
that's when he'll appear."

795
00:39:55,162 --> 00:40:00,067
Like, okay, Brinley, who was
on every dating app invented,
including Jdate,

796
00:40:00,101 --> 00:40:02,069
- even though she's Catholic?
- Mm-hmm.

797
00:40:02,103 --> 00:40:05,573
- Swiped right on every dude
within a 90-mile radius.
- True.

798
00:40:05,606 --> 00:40:10,211
Told everyone that
if she wasn't engaged by 30,
she'd slit her wrists.

799
00:40:10,244 --> 00:40:12,713
- She did say that. Mm-mm.
- She said that,
remember that shit?

800
00:40:12,747 --> 00:40:14,916
- That was sad.
- <i>Mazel,</i> Brinley.

801
00:40:14,949 --> 00:40:17,450
I guess that's what
wholeness looks like.

802
00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:20,621
Nellie, you could be married
tomorrow if you wanted.

803
00:40:20,655 --> 00:40:22,590
- Just hasn't been a priority.
- Should have been.

804
00:40:22,623 --> 00:40:26,794
You dated a bunch of losers.
And then there was Shawn.

805
00:40:26,827 --> 00:40:28,996
Ooh, I'm sorry to bring him up.

806
00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:32,533
You're telling me the only guy
that I have ever dated

807
00:40:32,566 --> 00:40:34,168
that was worthy of procreation
was Shawn?

808
00:40:34,201 --> 00:40:37,638
- Correct.
- I find that statistically
hard to believe.

809
00:40:37,672 --> 00:40:38,739
Mm, yes.

810
00:40:40,074 --> 00:40:42,977
One of the guys from the pile

811
00:40:43,010 --> 00:40:45,513
- has to be worth a second shot.
- Do they?

812
00:40:45,546 --> 00:40:49,583
Yes! I mean, think about it.
Finally over his ex.

813
00:40:49,617 --> 00:40:52,687
Over his Peter Pan syndrome.
Over the apps.

814
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,487
Over living
with three roommates,

815
00:40:54,522 --> 00:40:56,524
eating Chipotle every night
like an animal.

816
00:40:56,557 --> 00:40:58,491
Maybe it's time
to get proactive.

817
00:41:00,061 --> 00:41:01,494
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

818
00:41:04,298 --> 00:41:06,499
- I have to fart.
- Throwback to...

819
00:41:06,534 --> 00:41:08,903
- I have to fart
and I'm gonna fart.
- Okay.

820
00:41:08,936 --> 00:41:10,838
- Might wanna...
tsk, head that way.
- Yeah, I'm gonna...

821
00:41:10,871 --> 00:41:13,207
- Ma'am, hold your nose.
- Okay.

822
00:41:28,622 --> 00:41:29,890
Why did we stop doing this?

823
00:41:29,924 --> 00:41:31,158
Oh, you tell me.

824
00:41:31,192 --> 00:41:32,827
I'm glad you texted me,
but what--

825
00:41:32,860 --> 00:41:34,261
what made you text me?

826
00:41:36,030 --> 00:41:37,598
I was just thinking about you.

827
00:41:38,399 --> 00:41:42,169
- And other... old friends.
- Yeah?

828
00:41:44,972 --> 00:41:49,043
I'm spending $13,000
that I don't have
to freeze my eggs.

829
00:41:49,076 --> 00:41:51,178
- Oh, wow.
- Which sort of feels
like punishment

830
00:41:51,212 --> 00:41:53,014
for not finding my person.

831
00:41:53,047 --> 00:41:56,283
And honestly, maybe,
maybe I'm the problem.

832
00:41:56,317 --> 00:42:00,187
Everybody else seems
to have figured it out.
Maybe I lack maturity.

833
00:42:00,221 --> 00:42:03,290
Maybe I didn't see this through.

834
00:42:03,324 --> 00:42:07,795
And I wanna be someone
that sees things through. So...

835
00:42:08,896 --> 00:42:13,167
So you're in this,
like, existential quest
to find your person right now?

836
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,337
That's one way of putting it.
I feel dumb. That was a lot.

837
00:42:16,370 --> 00:42:19,073
- Are you ready
to leave?
- No, yeah, yeah.

838
00:42:19,106 --> 00:42:21,242
- Bye.
- Bye. See ya.

839
00:42:21,275 --> 00:42:23,878
No. Actually, no, I-I, uh...

840
00:42:23,911 --> 00:42:27,948
I wanted to thank you,
Nellie. I-I learned a lot
from our relationship.

841
00:42:27,982 --> 00:42:29,683
- Really?
- Yeah.

842
00:42:29,717 --> 00:42:33,020
I learned that I can
just be me, you know?

843
00:42:33,054 --> 00:42:35,623
The-the nice guy.
That-that-that's enough.

844
00:42:35,656 --> 00:42:39,193
Of course, it's enough.
I love a nice guy.

845
00:42:40,361 --> 00:42:42,163
"Love a nice guy."

846
00:42:43,864 --> 00:42:44,999
That's interesting.

847
00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:48,002
My therapist explained to me
that some people,

848
00:42:48,035 --> 00:42:49,236
they don't know how to love.

849
00:42:50,337 --> 00:42:51,639
That they're broken.

850
00:42:52,273 --> 00:42:55,643
They wouldn't know love
if it was sitting
right in front of them.

851
00:42:56,143 --> 00:42:59,213
Staring them in the eyes,
drinking a PBR.

852
00:43:05,653 --> 00:43:07,788
- Uh...
- I would have
given you everything.

853
00:43:08,557 --> 00:43:10,758
I would have given you
a kid, naturally.

854
00:43:10,791 --> 00:43:13,360
Instead, you're off
freezing your eggs
like it's frozen fruit.

855
00:43:13,394 --> 00:43:14,929
Like you're making smoothies.

856
00:43:14,962 --> 00:43:16,263
Ugh, I don't wanna cry.

857
00:43:16,297 --> 00:43:18,132
- Don't cry.
- I remember you telling me,

858
00:43:18,165 --> 00:43:19,934
"Oh, you wanna just be friends.
Let's just be friends."

859
00:43:19,967 --> 00:43:21,235
Well, friends
don't treat each other

860
00:43:21,268 --> 00:43:23,137
like cold, heartless bitches.

861
00:43:23,170 --> 00:43:25,906
I'm sorry for calling you
a "bitch." You're not one.

862
00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:27,274
I'm just vulnerable as shit.

863
00:43:27,308 --> 00:43:29,376
- I'm sorry. Women, they--
- Oh, yeah.

864
00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:32,113
They say they like that stuff,
but they don't like that stuff.

865
00:43:32,146 --> 00:43:33,848
- They pretend.
- Oh, right.

866
00:43:33,881 --> 00:43:35,816
They wanna be friends,
they wanna be friends, whatnot.

867
00:43:35,850 --> 00:43:37,718
Who gives a shit?
You text me four years later

868
00:43:37,751 --> 00:43:39,186
when you're dried up and alone!

869
00:43:42,823 --> 00:43:44,325
Now that that's out,

870
00:43:44,358 --> 00:43:46,160
do you wanna split
some calamari?

871
00:43:50,865 --> 00:43:53,367
It's so good
to see you, Nellie.

872
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,837
You have always had
a light about you.

873
00:43:56,871 --> 00:43:59,406
Thank you. I mean,
you seem great.

874
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,009
Are you still living
at your parents' spot,

875
00:44:02,042 --> 00:44:04,345
- or--
- No, no, no, no.
I live, uh, with--

876
00:44:04,378 --> 00:44:08,149
Well, we call ourselves
a "spiritual collective."

877
00:44:08,182 --> 00:44:10,818
But that term, it's reductive.

878
00:44:10,851 --> 00:44:13,254
We sing together,
we break bread,

879
00:44:13,287 --> 00:44:15,990
we dream. We dream together.

880
00:44:17,491 --> 00:44:18,692
So like a cult?

881
00:44:22,863 --> 00:44:24,965
Wow, wow. I forgot
how funny you are, Nellie.

882
00:44:24,999 --> 00:44:26,300
No.

883
00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:29,136
Words can't really describe
what it is.

884
00:44:29,170 --> 00:44:32,339
- So, I'm gonna show you. Yes!
- Right now?

885
00:44:32,373 --> 00:44:35,309
You gotta experience it
for yourself. Come.

886
00:44:46,453 --> 00:44:48,389
Catch me up.
How's the finance life?

887
00:44:48,422 --> 00:44:50,991
- Things are good.
Things are good.
- Still in love with your ex?

888
00:44:51,025 --> 00:44:52,860
Just kidding.

889
00:44:52,893 --> 00:44:55,930
- Wait. There's like a, um,
there's like a light.
- Oh. Ha!

890
00:44:55,963 --> 00:44:57,464
Is that an ankle bracelet?

891
00:44:57,498 --> 00:44:59,266
Yeah. Uh, don't worry though,

892
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:01,268
my probation officer
is super chill.

893
00:45:01,302 --> 00:45:03,837
She doesn't--

894
00:45:03,871 --> 00:45:07,208
That is her. I gotta get
the fuck out of here,
but you wanna come with?

895
00:45:07,241 --> 00:45:09,843
- Oh, thank you. I'm good.
- I'll let you sit on my face.

896
00:45:09,877 --> 00:45:13,180
That's such a nice offer.
I'm-I'm-- I think
I'm still good.

897
00:45:13,214 --> 00:45:15,149
Great to see you, Nellie.

898
00:45:15,182 --> 00:45:18,085
Okay.

899
00:46:26,554 --> 00:46:28,022
Thirst trap.

900
00:46:44,338 --> 00:46:45,339
Got ya.

901
00:47:02,524 --> 00:47:04,458
You look good.

902
00:47:04,491 --> 00:47:05,859
Huh.

903
00:47:05,893 --> 00:47:08,062
Well, I got you a vodka soda.

904
00:47:08,095 --> 00:47:11,031
Oh, I, uh, I'm not actually
drinking right now.

905
00:47:11,065 --> 00:47:13,233
- I'm sort of prepping for a--
- A 5K?

906
00:47:13,267 --> 00:47:15,436
- Something like that, yeah.
- Good for you.

907
00:47:15,469 --> 00:47:18,906
Uh, could we get two waters,
please? Thanks.

908
00:47:18,939 --> 00:47:22,476
Well, I was surprised
that you wanted to catch up.

909
00:47:22,510 --> 00:47:25,346
I mean, it's, uh,
it's been what, a few years?

910
00:47:25,379 --> 00:47:27,448
And I'm pretty sure
you blocked my number.

911
00:47:27,481 --> 00:47:29,617
- Did I?
- I think so, yeah.

912
00:47:29,651 --> 00:47:34,488
Well, you know, you, uh,
you kind of led me on
for a minute there.

913
00:47:34,522 --> 00:47:37,958
I don't remember that.
I remember being kind of bummed.

914
00:47:37,991 --> 00:47:39,960
I... I enjoyed hanging out.

915
00:47:39,993 --> 00:47:43,565
Totally. You just only
wanted to hang out
once every three weeks

916
00:47:43,598 --> 00:47:45,232
at 2:00 a.m.

917
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,068
Naked.

918
00:47:48,102 --> 00:47:51,205
I'm sorry if I hurt you, Nellie.
That wasn't my intention.

919
00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:57,111
Ugh. You were honest.

920
00:47:57,144 --> 00:47:59,380
You were not looking
for anything serious.

921
00:47:59,413 --> 00:48:01,248
And I was doing
the girl thing,

922
00:48:01,281 --> 00:48:03,016
trying to make it
into something it wasn't,

923
00:48:03,050 --> 00:48:05,452
trying to change you,
which isn't cool.

924
00:48:05,486 --> 00:48:08,222
So, I'm sorry too.

925
00:48:08,790 --> 00:48:11,158
We had some good times, right?

926
00:48:11,191 --> 00:48:12,126
Yes.

927
00:48:13,127 --> 00:48:14,194
Yes, we did.

928
00:48:15,329 --> 00:48:18,999
To you and your exemplary penis.

929
00:48:19,032 --> 00:48:21,235
Okay, well...

930
00:48:21,268 --> 00:48:22,637
Well, thank you.

931
00:48:22,670 --> 00:48:26,039
Mm-hmm. Anyway.

932
00:48:26,708 --> 00:48:28,075
What's new?

933
00:48:28,108 --> 00:48:31,011
Not much. Well, I,
I got engaged.

934
00:48:31,044 --> 00:48:32,547
What? Wait.

935
00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:35,349
- Ella. She's amazing.
- Um...

936
00:48:35,382 --> 00:48:37,217
We met at a Halloween party
last year.

937
00:48:37,251 --> 00:48:40,287
She was dressed as a loofah
and I was dressed
as a bar of soap.

938
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,490
You dressed as a bar of soap
for Halloween?

939
00:48:43,525 --> 00:48:46,160
We were dancing
to Michael Jackson.
"Thriller," obviously.

940
00:48:46,193 --> 00:48:48,128
And-and-and what does she do?

941
00:48:48,162 --> 00:48:49,531
She's a nurse.

942
00:48:49,564 --> 00:48:51,999
Like a real nurse? Like, um...

943
00:48:52,032 --> 00:48:54,134
Not like a nurse
on <i>Grey's Anatomy?</i>

944
00:48:54,168 --> 00:48:56,738
No,
like a real nurse, yeah.

945
00:48:56,771 --> 00:49:00,575
She went to Stanford
and then she modeled
for a little while after.

946
00:49:00,608 --> 00:49:03,177
- As one does.
- But she didn't
find it fulfilling.

947
00:49:03,210 --> 00:49:05,245
- Right, right, right, right.
- And so she...

948
00:49:05,279 --> 00:49:07,381
went to nursing school
and joined the Peace Corps.

949
00:49:07,414 --> 00:49:08,982
Mmm.

950
00:49:09,016 --> 00:49:11,018
Naturally. And-and you?

951
00:49:11,051 --> 00:49:14,054
- Are you still working
at the restaurant?
- At the restaurant, yeah.

952
00:49:14,087 --> 00:49:15,690
Yeah, we both work nights
so it's perfect.

953
00:49:15,723 --> 00:49:17,659
Sounds really compatible.

954
00:49:17,692 --> 00:49:19,393
- Are you gonna drink
your water?
- It really is.

955
00:49:19,426 --> 00:49:21,729
I mean, I wish forever
would start yesterday.

956
00:49:21,763 --> 00:49:23,598
Oh, wow.

957
00:49:23,631 --> 00:49:25,999
- Yeah.
- Wow, Sterling.

958
00:49:27,669 --> 00:49:29,136
You're getting married.

959
00:49:29,169 --> 00:49:31,238
I did not see that coming.

960
00:49:31,271 --> 00:49:34,274
And to a nurse, a real nurse.

961
00:49:34,308 --> 00:49:37,110
- Look at you.
- I overachieved.

962
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:42,049
You know, I didn't think
you were the marrying type.

963
00:49:42,550 --> 00:49:44,251
Why? Why-why do you think that?

964
00:49:44,284 --> 00:49:46,019
Maybe because when we dated--

965
00:49:46,053 --> 00:49:47,689
- Hung out.
- You were 40,

966
00:49:47,722 --> 00:49:51,191
had never had a relationship
past three months,

967
00:49:51,225 --> 00:49:53,327
and worked in a restaurant
where you had fucked

968
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,664
every other server and hostess
and gave me chlamydia.

969
00:49:57,464 --> 00:50:00,768
Okay, well,
how does that make me
not the marrying type?

970
00:50:00,802 --> 00:50:03,437
I really am sorry
that I wasn't your person.

971
00:50:03,470 --> 00:50:06,139
- I'm not. Believe me.
- But you were crazy.

972
00:50:06,173 --> 00:50:08,676
- Excuse me?
- After nine months
of hanging out,

973
00:50:08,710 --> 00:50:12,647
you come to me with this,
"W-what are we doing?"

974
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:16,083
Calm down, huh?
I mean, you said it yourself.

975
00:50:16,116 --> 00:50:18,653
You were trying to turn me
into something
that I wasn't. Okay?

976
00:50:18,686 --> 00:50:20,622
At least, not for you.

977
00:50:22,189 --> 00:50:23,490
You're right.

978
00:50:23,525 --> 00:50:26,628
I was trying to turn a hoe
into a housewife.

979
00:50:26,661 --> 00:50:28,696
- Nice. That's-that's
slut shaming.

980
00:50:28,730 --> 00:50:30,430
This is the problem with dating.

981
00:50:30,464 --> 00:50:34,268
Nurse/models are marrying
45-year-old waiter fuckboys!

982
00:50:34,301 --> 00:50:36,136
We never dated. We hung out!

983
00:50:39,741 --> 00:50:40,742
Here we go.

984
00:50:44,746 --> 00:50:45,747
Whew.

985
00:50:46,948 --> 00:50:51,084
How many times a day do you get,
"At least buy me
dinner first, Doc"?

986
00:50:51,118 --> 00:50:53,387
I never get that. That would be
embarrassing for them.

987
00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:56,223
Okay. Check 'em out.

988
00:50:56,256 --> 00:50:57,491
They're growing.

989
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,663
Can I get a copy of that?

990
00:51:01,696 --> 00:51:03,531
You want a picture...?

991
00:51:03,565 --> 00:51:06,400
Oh, the-- Yeah, yeah.
Mary. Mary, let's, uh...

992
00:51:07,401 --> 00:51:09,102
Let's get a picture.

993
00:51:22,316 --> 00:51:24,852
- Nellie!
- Hey there, wifey!

994
00:51:24,886 --> 00:51:26,521
You didn't have to bring a gift.

995
00:51:26,554 --> 00:51:28,255
- Aw.
- I know you're paying
to freeze your eggs

996
00:51:28,288 --> 00:51:30,390
- and all that.
- Okay, shut up.
Don't make it weird.

997
00:51:30,424 --> 00:51:32,392
I'm so happy to see you.
I've missed you.

998
00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:35,863
Things have just been so crazy
with the remodel and the...

999
00:51:35,897 --> 00:51:38,098
- Ah...
- Oh, my God.

1000
00:51:39,099 --> 00:51:42,202
You're a Kardashian.
You're gonna get robbed
at gunpoint.

1001
00:51:42,235 --> 00:51:44,404
- I know, right?
- Yeah.

1002
00:51:44,438 --> 00:51:46,440
I have to give you something.
Hold on.

1003
00:51:48,776 --> 00:51:51,546
Your engagement party
and I'm getting gifts.

1004
00:51:51,579 --> 00:51:52,580
What is this?

1005
00:51:54,181 --> 00:51:55,717
"Will you be my bridesmaid?"

1006
00:51:56,216 --> 00:51:58,620
I'm so surprised.

1007
00:51:58,653 --> 00:52:00,588
And I know you're gonna have
the bachelorette party on lock.

1008
00:52:00,622 --> 00:52:03,256
- Yeah, you know it! Uh-huh.
- Yeah!

1009
00:52:05,727 --> 00:52:07,327
You know.

1010
00:52:07,361 --> 00:52:09,162
Preston and Ember!

1011
00:52:15,168 --> 00:52:17,170
- You invited Preston?
- No.

1012
00:52:17,204 --> 00:52:20,642
Oh. Shit, no, I forgot.
They live, like,
five minutes away

1013
00:52:20,675 --> 00:52:22,577
and she's been helping
with the bathroom remodel.

1014
00:52:22,610 --> 00:52:24,646
And Ryan and Preston have been
hanging out. Are you okay?

1015
00:52:24,679 --> 00:52:27,548
- Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
- Hey there, Mrs. Mayfield!

1016
00:52:27,582 --> 00:52:29,951
Hey, girl. Hi!

1017
00:52:29,984 --> 00:52:31,953
Let me
see it again. Ooh!

1018
00:52:31,986 --> 00:52:34,187
- You did so good.
- I know, right?

1019
00:52:34,221 --> 00:52:36,223
Ugh. Nellie!

1020
00:52:36,256 --> 00:52:38,358
- Hi!
- Hey, Ember. How are you?

1021
00:52:38,392 --> 00:52:40,494
Incredible.

1022
00:52:40,528 --> 00:52:42,362
- Hey.
- Hey.

1023
00:52:42,396 --> 00:52:45,432
Um, baby, will you go
get me a LaCroix with lime?

1024
00:52:45,465 --> 00:52:47,467
- <i>Pamplemousse?</i>
- Yeah.

1025
00:52:47,501 --> 00:52:50,505
- Oh, my God, you brought them!
- Oh, yeah. Your favorite.

1026
00:52:50,538 --> 00:52:52,272
- Nell, you gotta try one.
- Oh, okay.

1027
00:52:52,305 --> 00:52:53,941
You'll have to excuse her.
She's addicted.

1028
00:52:53,975 --> 00:52:56,644
I picked the tomatoes
from my garden

1029
00:52:56,678 --> 00:52:58,713
and I actually made
the mozzarella myself.

1030
00:52:58,746 --> 00:53:01,749
- You made this?
- Mm-hmm. I just
can't trust anything

1031
00:53:01,783 --> 00:53:03,685
in the store-bought stuff
these days, you know?

1032
00:53:03,718 --> 00:53:05,887
- Totally.
- I actually make
all my own cheeses.

1033
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:08,990
- Do you have a cow?
- No, Nellie.

1034
00:53:09,023 --> 00:53:12,560
I don't have a cow.
What is wrong with her?

1035
00:53:12,593 --> 00:53:14,361
So, like, just from
your own breast milk, or--

1036
00:53:14,394 --> 00:53:16,864
Hello? New business idea.

1037
00:53:16,898 --> 00:53:18,866
Oh, thank you.

1038
00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:21,636
So, Nell, what have you
been up to these days?

1039
00:53:21,669 --> 00:53:23,971
Are you still doing that, um,

1040
00:53:24,005 --> 00:53:27,542
little, um... Etsy thing? Right?

1041
00:53:27,575 --> 00:53:29,811
- Just doing that little
Etsy thing. Yep.
- Mmm.

1042
00:53:29,844 --> 00:53:31,913
- Great.
- And you? What are you up to?

1043
00:53:31,946 --> 00:53:33,648
Ember is an incredible
interior designer.

1044
00:53:33,681 --> 00:53:37,819
Yes, work has been amazing,
but kicking my ass.

1045
00:53:37,852 --> 00:53:40,588
So I am just beyond ready
to take some time off.

1046
00:53:40,621 --> 00:53:45,560
So Preston and I are gonna
spend a couple of weeks
in the Amalfi Coast.

1047
00:53:45,593 --> 00:53:47,528
I'm so jealous.

1048
00:53:47,562 --> 00:53:50,698
Right where he proposed.

1049
00:53:50,732 --> 00:53:53,601
Positano Beach,
on our last sunset.

1050
00:53:53,634 --> 00:53:55,036
- He was so nervous.
- No...

1051
00:53:55,069 --> 00:53:56,938
He was sweating like a hog.

1052
00:53:56,971 --> 00:53:58,673
Well...

1053
00:53:58,706 --> 00:54:02,375
Truth is, he had the ring
in his pocket the entire trip,

1054
00:54:02,409 --> 00:54:04,746
but every sunset,
he just kept chickening out.

1055
00:54:04,779 --> 00:54:06,480
- Mm-hmm.
- Aw.

1056
00:54:06,514 --> 00:54:08,916
Sounds so romantic.
Would you excuse me?

1057
00:54:08,950 --> 00:54:10,317
Time to pee-pee.

1058
00:54:15,089 --> 00:54:18,760
- Yo! Man of the hour!
- Hey. What's up?

1059
00:54:18,793 --> 00:54:20,962
- What's going on?
Look at all this!
- Oh, my God.

1060
00:54:20,995 --> 00:54:23,330
- Are you kidding?
- I know. I can't believe it.

1061
00:54:23,363 --> 00:54:25,833
Damn it, Nell. I miss you, man.
I feel like I don't see you
anymore.

1062
00:54:25,867 --> 00:54:28,069
- You know, I get that a lot.
- Well, where have you been?

1063
00:54:28,102 --> 00:54:30,071
In the world
of excommunicated singles.

1064
00:54:30,104 --> 00:54:32,006
- Shut up.
- Stop being invited
to the couple shit

1065
00:54:32,039 --> 00:54:33,741
when you're no longer a couple.

1066
00:54:33,775 --> 00:54:35,810
Nell, you're always invited.

1067
00:54:35,843 --> 00:54:40,380
You say that now,
it's not long till you're off
to the world of parents.

1068
00:54:40,413 --> 00:54:41,716
Fuck.

1069
00:54:41,749 --> 00:54:43,618
Yikes. Been nice knowing ya.

1070
00:54:43,651 --> 00:54:45,485
- Yeah.
- Mmm.

1071
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:46,954
Hey, how's Shawn? Or--

1072
00:54:47,655 --> 00:54:50,625
I'm sorry. Well, I don't know.
I mean, do you guys still talk?

1073
00:54:50,658 --> 00:54:53,895
No, um, not so much
lately. He's...

1074
00:54:55,096 --> 00:54:56,664
He's got a new girlfriend.

1075
00:54:56,697 --> 00:54:58,099
Wish them all the best.

1076
00:54:58,132 --> 00:55:01,434
May peace be with them.

1077
00:55:01,468 --> 00:55:03,838
Insert whatever it is
that grown-ups say.

1078
00:55:03,871 --> 00:55:07,374
Poor guy. I mean...

1079
00:55:07,407 --> 00:55:09,844
It's gotta suck to lose
someone like you, Nell.

1080
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,783
Sucks losing someone like him.

1081
00:55:15,817 --> 00:55:19,687
Tell me to fuck off if this is,
like, the stupidest question
ever, okay? But...

1082
00:55:21,088 --> 00:55:23,958
what happened between you guys?

1083
00:55:23,991 --> 00:55:27,862
Nellie! Hi! Wait, sorry.
I just heard about Shawn.

1084
00:55:27,895 --> 00:55:31,866
- Heard what?
- Oh, shit, I thought you
would've seen on the socials.

1085
00:55:31,899 --> 00:55:33,333
No, we're not--

1086
00:55:34,035 --> 00:55:36,469
- Um, he didn't do anything.
- Oh.

1087
00:55:36,504 --> 00:55:38,906
It was more for me,
so that I wouldn't...

1088
00:55:38,940 --> 00:55:41,008
Anyway, what,
what-what happened?

1089
00:55:41,042 --> 00:55:43,544
His new girlfriend.
She's so pretty.
What is her name?

1090
00:55:43,578 --> 00:55:44,745
Michelle.

1091
00:55:44,779 --> 00:55:46,714
She's pregnant.

1092
00:55:51,586 --> 00:55:52,653
Wow.

1093
00:55:58,526 --> 00:55:59,794
Peace be with them.

1094
00:55:59,827 --> 00:56:02,163
- Hey, why don't you... Come on.
- Yeah.

1095
00:56:02,196 --> 00:56:05,365
Everyone!
Everyone! Circle up!

1096
00:56:06,067 --> 00:56:09,570
Come on, guys.
Every one of you have been
a part of our love story.

1097
00:56:09,604 --> 00:56:11,404
- No, really like--
- I want you to remember this,
you know?

1098
00:56:11,438 --> 00:56:12,874
- This is for you guys,
seriously.

1099
00:56:12,907 --> 00:56:14,407
- You know, I mean,
we'll have ours.
- Yeah.

1100
00:56:14,441 --> 00:56:15,676
But this is-- This day,
we wanted this for you.

1101
00:56:15,710 --> 00:56:17,078
- Oh, and Jim and Diane, please.
- Jim, yes.

1102
00:56:17,111 --> 00:56:18,713
- Thank you so much.
- Please, thank you so much.

1103
00:56:18,746 --> 00:56:20,581
I'm so sorry. I did not mean
to drop that bomb on you.

1104
00:56:20,615 --> 00:56:22,116
- It's fine, Jen.
Don't worry about it.
- I thought you guys

1105
00:56:22,149 --> 00:56:24,185
- were still friends.
- Fuck off, Jen.

1106
00:56:24,218 --> 00:56:26,954
- Fuck off.
- I feel really bad.

1107
00:56:27,487 --> 00:56:29,456
You don't need
to feel bad for me.

1108
00:56:29,489 --> 00:56:30,892
So, you guys
are newer friends,

1109
00:56:30,925 --> 00:56:33,160
and love that we have
our old friends here.

1110
00:56:33,194 --> 00:56:36,697
- Not everyone knows how we met.
- Oh, my God.

1111
00:56:36,731 --> 00:56:39,634
So, Ryan's really good
at telling this story.

1112
00:56:39,667 --> 00:56:41,769
Okay, does anyone
really not know
how we met at this point?

1113
00:56:41,802 --> 00:56:43,537
- Yeah, whoo!
- ...that's how
we introduce ourselves.

1114
00:56:43,571 --> 00:56:45,840
- Okay? Uh...
- He's so good
at telling the story.

1115
00:56:45,873 --> 00:56:48,809
Story,
story, story, story.

1116
00:56:48,843 --> 00:56:52,647
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.

1117
01:00:37,004 --> 01:00:38,139
Hi.

1118
01:00:46,814 --> 01:00:47,748
Hi.

1119
01:01:00,027 --> 01:01:01,128
How was your week?

1120
01:01:03,264 --> 01:01:05,099
- Huh?
- How was your week?

1121
01:01:05,799 --> 01:01:08,269
Oh. I don't like
to live in the past.

1122
01:01:10,237 --> 01:01:12,006
Totally. Yeah.

1123
01:01:14,241 --> 01:01:16,911
Is that...?
Is that a Nestor Wheats?

1124
01:01:16,944 --> 01:01:19,146
- Nestor...
- His shit
is fucking provocative.

1125
01:01:19,180 --> 01:01:20,447
Look at that.

1126
01:01:20,948 --> 01:01:24,885
Wow. The complex layering
of chaos and harmony
right there.

1127
01:01:24,919 --> 01:01:28,923
Yeah, that's actually
a Lachlan Fletcher.

1128
01:01:28,956 --> 01:01:32,359
Um, this toddler
I used to babysit for.

1129
01:01:36,263 --> 01:01:38,132
Oh. Fire.

1130
01:02:14,268 --> 01:02:15,903
Why aren't you dancing?

1131
01:02:16,804 --> 01:02:19,173
- Oh, I thought
you were, like, vibing.
- Come here.

1132
01:02:47,935 --> 01:02:49,036
Close your eyes.

1133
01:02:51,138 --> 01:02:55,943
My mother used to do this to me
when I was little
and stressed out.

1134
01:02:55,976 --> 01:02:58,145
Were you stressed out a lot
when you were little?

1135
01:02:59,079 --> 01:03:02,449
What troubles you, Nellie?

1136
01:03:04,985 --> 01:03:07,154
- What troubles me?
- Yeah.

1137
01:03:08,322 --> 01:03:10,057
Speak it.

1138
01:03:11,925 --> 01:03:12,960
I don't know.

1139
01:03:15,129 --> 01:03:16,163
Only you know.

1140
01:03:28,442 --> 01:03:30,311
I feel like I'm running
out of time.

1141
01:03:32,647 --> 01:03:35,316
- Time.
- Time.

1142
01:03:35,349 --> 01:03:37,418
Nellie, time is an illusion.

1143
01:03:40,220 --> 01:03:41,889
It's just a mental construct.

1144
01:03:42,557 --> 01:03:46,160
You're gonna let
a mental construct
ruin your life?

1145
01:03:48,563 --> 01:03:51,198
That'd be a pretty stupid way
to go through--

1146
01:03:53,568 --> 01:03:54,935
Oh, God, I missed you.

1147
01:04:02,209 --> 01:04:04,278
Oh, I'm gonna keep
some clothes on.

1148
01:04:04,311 --> 01:04:08,516
- Why? It's your body.
- It's...

1149
01:04:08,550 --> 01:04:10,317
It's all dewy and...

1150
01:04:12,052 --> 01:04:13,621
dripping.

1151
01:04:13,655 --> 01:04:17,625
- Um, I'm sort of, um...
- Mmm.

1152
01:04:17,659 --> 01:04:19,293
I'm freezing my eggs.

1153
01:04:22,096 --> 01:04:23,030
Oh, wow.

1154
01:04:25,432 --> 01:04:28,135
Good for you, Nellie.

1155
01:04:28,168 --> 01:04:29,269
Thank you.

1156
01:04:32,039 --> 01:04:33,240
You're bearing fruit.

1157
01:04:34,308 --> 01:04:35,543
I am.

1158
01:04:35,577 --> 01:04:37,378
I wanna taste you.

1159
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:40,414
- Good idea.
- Yeah?

1160
01:04:42,082 --> 01:04:43,117
Oh.

1161
01:04:54,995 --> 01:04:57,097
I wanna be inside you.

1162
01:04:57,131 --> 01:04:59,032
Mmm. I gotta be inside you.

1163
01:04:59,634 --> 01:05:01,235
- Oh...
- You're in bloom.

1164
01:05:01,268 --> 01:05:03,705
Um, I'm not supposed to.

1165
01:05:03,738 --> 01:05:05,573
This is super bloom.

1166
01:05:05,607 --> 01:05:08,576
Yeah, but I'm not supposed to.

1167
01:05:08,610 --> 01:05:11,011
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

1168
01:05:11,044 --> 01:05:14,281
Okay. Um, maybe just the tip?

1169
01:05:14,314 --> 01:05:18,085
- Mm-hmm. Yeah?
- Yeah.

1170
01:05:18,118 --> 01:05:19,453
Okay.

1171
01:05:24,759 --> 01:05:26,694
Oh.

1172
01:05:26,728 --> 01:05:29,430
Um...

1173
01:05:29,463 --> 01:05:32,032
Let me-- let me try this.
Okay, yeah, yeah.

1174
01:05:32,065 --> 01:05:34,334
- Yeah?
- Here, um, okay, yeah. Mm-hmm.

1175
01:05:34,368 --> 01:05:38,972
- Yeah?
- Yep, let's go.

1176
01:05:39,006 --> 01:05:41,208
Yeah. Yeah, that's good.

1177
01:05:41,241 --> 01:05:44,244
- Yeah, that's good. Yeah.
- Yeah?

1178
01:05:47,782 --> 01:05:49,316
Fuck, you're ripe.

1179
01:05:49,349 --> 01:05:51,285
Oh, I can feel them.

1180
01:05:51,318 --> 01:05:54,054
- What?
- Oh, yeah, your eggs.

1181
01:05:54,087 --> 01:05:56,990
- No, no. Get off, get off!
- Oh, you're like overflowing.

1182
01:05:57,024 --> 01:05:58,593
Get off! Don't touch them!

1183
01:05:58,626 --> 01:05:59,727
They're mine!

1184
01:06:00,461 --> 01:06:02,029
Okay.

1185
01:06:05,499 --> 01:06:07,535
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. Um...

1186
01:06:08,770 --> 01:06:10,304
but you gotta get the fuck out.

1187
01:06:13,541 --> 01:06:16,176
Hi, I'm Nellie Robinson.
I called last night.

1188
01:06:19,246 --> 01:06:20,180
Yep.

1189
01:06:20,682 --> 01:06:21,716
Yes?

1190
01:06:23,484 --> 01:06:24,619
You're pregnant.

1191
01:06:25,753 --> 01:06:26,721
What?

1192
01:06:29,389 --> 01:06:32,527
I'm just kidding.

1193
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:35,362
Did you really fall for that?

1194
01:06:38,432 --> 01:06:40,334
Everything looks good.

1195
01:06:40,367 --> 01:06:43,203
- We're okay?
- We're okay.

1196
01:06:43,237 --> 01:06:47,441
- Oh, my God.
- In fact, we're just
about there.

1197
01:06:49,309 --> 01:06:51,513
- Okay.
- Okay, go ahead and get dressed

1198
01:06:51,546 --> 01:06:53,715
and, uh, Ali will talk to you
in the office.

1199
01:06:59,787 --> 01:07:01,088
What the fuck?

1200
01:07:07,361 --> 01:07:09,363
Oh, my God, She, you're not--

1201
01:07:16,838 --> 01:07:18,540
I feel like I failed.

1202
01:07:20,207 --> 01:07:21,576
No, you didn't fail.

1203
01:07:23,678 --> 01:07:25,412
Then why did this happen, Nell?

1204
01:07:28,550 --> 01:07:30,417
I don't know why it happened.

1205
01:07:33,755 --> 01:07:34,689
But...

1206
01:07:38,225 --> 01:07:39,459
I fucking love you.

1207
01:08:02,917 --> 01:08:06,320
There's a support group
my therapist told me about,

1208
01:08:07,655 --> 01:08:09,189
pregnancy loss.

1209
01:08:15,462 --> 01:08:16,698
Will you come with me?

1210
01:08:18,165 --> 01:08:19,166
Of course.

1211
01:08:22,837 --> 01:08:24,438
Nice bangs, by the way.

1212
01:08:25,339 --> 01:08:26,674
- Really?
- No.

1213
01:08:30,812 --> 01:08:32,814
<i>"Until I join</i>
<i>you in heaven...</i>

1214
01:08:32,847 --> 01:08:35,215
<i>Besitos, corazón."</i>

1215
01:08:42,890 --> 01:08:44,191
Yes, Nora.

1216
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:47,829
Whenever you're ready.

1217
01:08:47,862 --> 01:08:50,531
I wrote mine on...

1218
01:08:51,566 --> 01:08:55,335
"Dear Winnie. I've lived
most of my life without you.

1219
01:08:56,336 --> 01:09:00,440
But from the moment
I found out you were here,
everything changed.

1220
01:09:01,709 --> 01:09:03,544
I started planning immediately.

1221
01:09:04,344 --> 01:09:08,448
The tea parties we'd have,
the playgrounds I'd take you to,

1222
01:09:08,983 --> 01:09:10,618
driving you to your first dance,

1223
01:09:10,652 --> 01:09:14,889
trying to talk you out
of plucking your eyebrows."

1224
01:09:16,490 --> 01:09:19,259
"Teaching you how to drive,
how to cook a chicken,

1225
01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:21,896
how to chase your dreams.

1226
01:09:23,031 --> 01:09:26,534
It kills me that we never
got to do any of these things.

1227
01:09:28,736 --> 01:09:30,872
I'm so sorry, Winnie."

1228
01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:34,374
"But...

1229
01:09:35,977 --> 01:09:41,381
we are so lucky that
you chose us to be your moms.

1230
01:09:41,415 --> 01:09:43,250
You weren't here very long,

1231
01:09:45,019 --> 01:09:47,889
but you have
Mommy's heart forever."

1232
01:09:50,323 --> 01:09:51,859
Beautiful, Nora.

1233
01:09:54,996 --> 01:09:56,831
Anybody else?

1234
01:09:56,864 --> 01:09:57,865
Yes.

1235
01:09:59,332 --> 01:10:00,902
- Hi.
- Oh, hi.

1236
01:10:00,935 --> 01:10:03,470
No, I'm so sorry. I'm-I'm--

1237
01:10:03,503 --> 01:10:05,540
I'm not actually
going through a--

1238
01:10:05,573 --> 01:10:09,877
I was here for my friend
and-and she's not coming
now, sorry.

1239
01:10:09,911 --> 01:10:12,279
Um, I'm actually...

1240
01:10:12,312 --> 01:10:15,950
I'm going through the process
of freezing my eggs right now

1241
01:10:16,584 --> 01:10:23,256
in the hopes that someday I too
can know the joy of miscarriage.

1242
01:10:23,290 --> 01:10:25,827
No, no, no, sorry.

1243
01:10:25,860 --> 01:10:29,229
As soon as it was
coming out of my mouth,
I was like, "Abort!"

1244
01:10:32,767 --> 01:10:36,303
Fuck. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.

1245
01:10:46,581 --> 01:10:48,816
How has it been so far?

1246
01:10:48,850 --> 01:10:50,718
Freezing your eggs?

1247
01:10:50,752 --> 01:10:53,588
Yeah, good, good, good,
good. Yeah. Um...

1248
01:10:55,022 --> 01:10:57,024
I guess it's just like
bringing up some stuff.

1249
01:10:58,425 --> 01:10:59,927
I'm either going through
a renaissance

1250
01:10:59,961 --> 01:11:03,798
or amidst the worst crisis
of my lifetime.

1251
01:11:03,831 --> 01:11:06,333
I feel really fucking stupid
talking about this here
when all--

1252
01:11:06,366 --> 01:11:08,870
Nothing is stupid
to talk about here.

1253
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:14,942
- Mmm.
- Sit down, please.

1254
01:11:15,943 --> 01:11:16,878
Stay.

1255
01:11:18,946 --> 01:11:19,881
Oh.

1256
01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:25,352
Okay.

1257
01:11:32,794 --> 01:11:34,562
Um...

1258
01:11:34,595 --> 01:11:36,564
my ex and I broke up a year ago.

1259
01:11:39,767 --> 01:11:42,703
He wanted kids.

1260
01:11:42,737 --> 01:11:45,907
He's a bit older than me
and he was tired of waiting.

1261
01:11:48,142 --> 01:11:50,578
But I wasn't ready.
I'm not ready.

1262
01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:54,515
So I left.

1263
01:11:58,019 --> 01:12:01,088
I didn't wanna leave.
I really, really
didn't wanna leave.

1264
01:12:01,122 --> 01:12:03,991
But he would have never left me.

1265
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:07,094
And I couldn't hold him back.

1266
01:12:11,933 --> 01:12:15,136
He's the most amazing human.
Like, the best human.

1267
01:12:15,169 --> 01:12:17,939
He's everything. He's grown-up.

1268
01:12:20,041 --> 01:12:25,079
He bought his mom
a MacBook Pro for Christmas.

1269
01:12:25,112 --> 01:12:28,983
And he knows how to fold that,
the stretchy sheet with the--

1270
01:12:29,016 --> 01:12:31,018
with the waistband.

1271
01:12:31,052 --> 01:12:32,854
- Fitted sheet.
- The fitted sheet.

1272
01:12:32,887 --> 01:12:36,591
He knows how to fold that
without even YouTubing it.

1273
01:12:39,527 --> 01:12:42,697
He's gonna be
the most epic dad ever.

1274
01:12:42,730 --> 01:12:44,899
Like a dad
from a minivan commercial.

1275
01:12:47,869 --> 01:12:50,938
Ah, his grilled cheese
is always that perfect
golden color.

1276
01:12:51,973 --> 01:12:53,140
It tastes like home.

1277
01:12:55,977 --> 01:12:57,044
He tastes like home.

1278
01:13:01,549 --> 01:13:02,550
So, yeah.

1279
01:13:04,218 --> 01:13:06,087
The past year,
I've sort of been a little...

1280
01:13:08,222 --> 01:13:09,422
homeless.

1281
01:13:12,627 --> 01:13:13,995
My grilled cheese
is always burnt.

1282
01:13:15,563 --> 01:13:16,931
Or cold, unmelted.

1283
01:13:19,934 --> 01:13:23,104
I'm wearing swimsuit bottoms,
'cause I haven't done
my laundry in weeks.

1284
01:13:28,142 --> 01:13:30,443
I did Molly at a wedding
last month.

1285
01:13:33,147 --> 01:13:34,148
Alone.

1286
01:13:41,956 --> 01:13:43,858
I don't really know
what kind of mom I'd be.

1287
01:13:49,196 --> 01:13:50,731
But I'm freezing my eggs.

1288
01:13:53,167 --> 01:13:54,535
Because...

1289
01:13:57,972 --> 01:13:59,707
procreation.

1290
01:14:00,975 --> 01:14:03,177
Creating life.

1291
01:14:04,512 --> 01:14:05,846
What? That's...

1292
01:14:08,516 --> 01:14:09,850
That's pretty epic, right?

1293
01:14:12,887 --> 01:14:15,890
A baby is like
the physical manifestation of...

1294
01:14:17,058 --> 01:14:18,059
teamwork.

1295
01:14:20,728 --> 01:14:21,729
Partnership.

1296
01:14:26,968 --> 01:14:28,970
Seems like something
worth fighting for.

1297
01:14:34,742 --> 01:14:36,077
The irony is,

1298
01:14:39,113 --> 01:14:41,481
I don't know
if I've ever felt so...

1299
01:14:43,084 --> 01:14:44,018
alone.

1300
01:14:58,099 --> 01:15:02,203
- This is your final
trigger shot. Okay?
- Yep.

1301
01:15:02,236 --> 01:15:06,273
It must be taken
exactly 36 hours
before your procedure.

1302
01:15:06,307 --> 01:15:08,876
- Okay.
- That means 9:00 p.m. Not 9:01.

1303
01:15:08,909 --> 01:15:13,047
- Not 9:30.
Exactly 9:00 p.m. Okay?
- Okay. Yep.

1304
01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:34,935
Fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?

1305
01:15:42,243 --> 01:15:43,811
Oh, my God!

1306
01:15:50,718 --> 01:15:52,119
She looks terrible.

1307
01:15:55,756 --> 01:15:58,993
- You look terrible. Ew.
- <i>Cállate,</i> Richard.

1308
01:15:59,026 --> 01:16:00,795
I'm a human baby farm
at the moment.

1309
01:16:00,828 --> 01:16:04,298
I'm so sorry if my appearance
isn't to your liking, Commander.

1310
01:16:04,331 --> 01:16:06,200
- Hello, hormones.
- Hello.

1311
01:16:06,233 --> 01:16:08,636
Just today.
Just today. One day.

1312
01:16:08,669 --> 01:16:12,273
Can you pretend to be
a loving, supportive father
just for a day?

1313
01:16:12,306 --> 01:16:14,075
How have I not been supportive?

1314
01:16:14,108 --> 01:16:17,078
How have you been supportive?
All you've done is tell me

1315
01:16:17,111 --> 01:16:19,914
that my egg freezing is voodoo
and I should get back
with Shawn.

1316
01:16:19,947 --> 01:16:21,715
- She's right.
- All I said

1317
01:16:21,749 --> 01:16:24,985
was that this new-age technology
is grotesquely expensive

1318
01:16:25,019 --> 01:16:27,154
- and you don't have the money.
- Accurate.

1319
01:16:27,188 --> 01:16:29,723
- But you do have Shawn.
- Drop it, Richard.

1320
01:16:29,757 --> 01:16:31,892
- I don't have Shawn.
- She doesn't have Shawn.

1321
01:16:31,926 --> 01:16:35,196
All she needs to do
is write him a text
with one of those,

1322
01:16:35,229 --> 01:16:37,331
- the faces thing. What is that?
- Emoji.

1323
01:16:37,364 --> 01:16:39,233
- With an emoji.
- His girlfriend's pregnant.

1324
01:16:42,369 --> 01:16:43,270
<i>¿Qué?</i>

1325
01:16:44,105 --> 01:16:45,372
- What?
- Fuck.

1326
01:16:46,373 --> 01:16:49,243
- Is it serious?
 - What do you mean "is it serious"?

1327
01:16:49,276 --> 01:16:51,312
Sounds pretty
fucking serious, Pop.

1328
01:16:56,050 --> 01:16:57,885
Are you crying?

1329
01:16:57,918 --> 01:16:59,987
- No, I'm okay.
- Yes, she's crying.

1330
01:17:00,020 --> 01:17:03,958
Of course, she's crying.
Hell, I'm about to cry.
No, that--

1331
01:17:03,991 --> 01:17:06,327
that could be you.

1332
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:07,995
Don't you think
I wanted it to work out?

1333
01:17:08,028 --> 01:17:09,330
Oh, I don't know. Did you?

1334
01:17:09,363 --> 01:17:11,899
No, no, you're right, actually.
I-I really enjoy

1335
01:17:11,932 --> 01:17:14,335
being alone and heartbroken,
and told that my eggs are dying

1336
01:17:14,368 --> 01:17:17,138
while I go to weddings
and baby showers
every goddamn weekend.

1337
01:17:17,171 --> 01:17:19,707
- You enjoy that?
- No, Dad!

1338
01:17:19,740 --> 01:17:24,044
No. I don't enjoy spending $70
to go to fucking stork parties

1339
01:17:24,078 --> 01:17:27,882
where I shower pregnant bitches
with gifts while they act like
they cured cancer.

1340
01:17:27,915 --> 01:17:32,686
"You did it! You had sex
without a condom!"

1341
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:35,256
I can do that. I do do that.

1342
01:17:35,289 --> 01:17:36,724
- Jesus Christ.
- <i>¡Ay, Dios mío!</i>

1343
01:17:36,757 --> 01:17:38,359
Where's my party, huh?
I want a party.

1344
01:17:38,392 --> 01:17:40,194
I want a fucking stork party!

1345
01:17:40,227 --> 01:17:41,462
You're on your own, Pop.

1346
01:17:41,495 --> 01:17:43,964
I'm the one shooting myself up
with hormones,

1347
01:17:43,998 --> 01:17:47,001
mixing my meds
like I'm Dr. fucking Fauci,

1348
01:17:47,034 --> 01:17:50,838
growing 20 eggs at once
like I'm Octomom.

1349
01:17:50,871 --> 01:17:53,374
Can your body do that?
Can your body grow eggs? Huh?

1350
01:17:53,407 --> 01:17:56,143
- No.
- No? It can't? Can your body?

1351
01:17:56,177 --> 01:17:57,478
- No.
- What was that?

1352
01:17:57,512 --> 01:17:59,413
- No.
- No, it can't.

1353
01:17:59,446 --> 01:18:00,915
You know why?

1354
01:18:00,948 --> 01:18:02,950
'Cause this shit ain't easy.

1355
01:18:02,983 --> 01:18:06,954
Getting knocked up? That!
That is the easy shit.

1356
01:18:06,987 --> 01:18:09,123
Well, then why have you had
so much trouble?

1357
01:18:09,156 --> 01:18:11,358
- <i>Ya, cállate.</i>
- I'm just saying.

1358
01:18:11,392 --> 01:18:14,828
Dad, shut up.

1359
01:18:16,497 --> 01:18:18,232
I haven't had that much
trouble, actually.

1360
01:18:18,265 --> 01:18:20,434
I have the old receipt
from Planned Parenthood
to prove it.

1361
01:18:20,467 --> 01:18:22,469
Nellie.

1362
01:18:23,804 --> 01:18:25,372
What does that mean?

1363
01:18:25,406 --> 01:18:27,441
It's time to shut up.

1364
01:18:27,474 --> 01:18:29,476
- She's a mess.
- No, Richard!

1365
01:18:29,511 --> 01:18:30,945
You're a mess!

1366
01:18:33,214 --> 01:18:35,249
I'm not gonna do it.

1367
01:18:35,282 --> 01:18:36,850
I'm not gonna do it.

1368
01:18:40,555 --> 01:18:41,789
Fuck!

1369
01:20:24,391 --> 01:20:25,392
Oh, fuck.

1370
01:20:29,163 --> 01:20:31,131
Oh, my God.

1371
01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:35,637
Nellie?

1372
01:20:35,670 --> 01:20:36,604
Nellie!

1373
01:20:45,079 --> 01:20:46,146
What are you doing?

1374
01:20:51,985 --> 01:20:52,986
I don't know.

1375
01:21:21,649 --> 01:21:23,050
Congratulations.

1376
01:21:37,164 --> 01:21:38,666
Last one, the last one.

1377
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:43,036
You got it. You got it.

1378
01:21:43,070 --> 01:21:44,071
It's okay.

1379
01:21:47,074 --> 01:21:49,009
Okay. Yeah.

1380
01:21:52,614 --> 01:21:54,415
You fucking serious?

1381
01:21:54,448 --> 01:21:56,417
Are you fuck-- Fucking Parveen!

1382
01:21:57,284 --> 01:21:58,620
Fucking...

1383
01:22:04,491 --> 01:22:07,127
Parveen, I don't know
anything about you.

1384
01:22:07,161 --> 01:22:10,931
Except that you
probably consider me
a common street whore.

1385
01:22:11,666 --> 01:22:15,169
Well, I prefer the term
"sexually empowered."

1386
01:22:15,202 --> 01:22:18,540
A 21st century woman. Yeah.

1387
01:22:18,573 --> 01:22:20,642
And not that it's any
of your business,

1388
01:22:20,675 --> 01:22:22,042
but I had a boyfriend.

1389
01:22:23,177 --> 01:22:24,679
Yeah, I did. For a long time.

1390
01:22:24,712 --> 01:22:26,213
But it didn't work out.

1391
01:22:26,246 --> 01:22:27,515
And it wasn't my fault.

1392
01:22:27,549 --> 01:22:29,584
I tried very hard. We both did.

1393
01:22:29,617 --> 01:22:30,984
Now it's just me.

1394
01:22:31,753 --> 01:22:33,153
It's just me.

1395
01:22:33,187 --> 01:22:36,724
And life isn't a Taylor Swift
song, okay?

1396
01:22:36,758 --> 01:22:38,158
There's no scarves.

1397
01:22:39,126 --> 01:22:40,327
There's no lakes.

1398
01:22:41,529 --> 01:22:44,732
There's no Wednesdays in a cafe.

1399
01:22:44,766 --> 01:22:48,670
Life is actually like
you're dancing,

1400
01:22:48,703 --> 01:22:50,504
you're having a good time,

1401
01:22:50,538 --> 01:22:52,707
and then suddenly
the music stops.

1402
01:22:54,208 --> 01:22:56,109
And everyone grabs a chair.

1403
01:22:56,143 --> 01:22:59,547
And you're just standing there
with your dick in your hand.

1404
01:22:59,581 --> 01:23:02,617
'Cause this whole time
you thought it was
a dance party? No.

1405
01:23:02,650 --> 01:23:04,652
It's not a dance party.

1406
01:23:04,686 --> 01:23:10,558
It's one long game
of musical chairs, Parveen.

1407
01:23:10,592 --> 01:23:16,396
Well, I may not have
a chair/man,

1408
01:23:16,430 --> 01:23:19,567
or a baby, or a house,

1409
01:23:19,601 --> 01:23:23,504
or fancy health insurance,
or my own Verizon plan,

1410
01:23:23,538 --> 01:23:26,674
but I have science.

1411
01:23:26,708 --> 01:23:30,143
Yup. I have enough.
I am enough.

1412
01:23:30,177 --> 01:23:33,548
And I'm not gonna let you,
or my dad, or Ember,

1413
01:23:33,581 --> 01:23:37,251
or any of these dudes
make me feel like I failed,

1414
01:23:37,284 --> 01:23:39,353
because I am doing my best

1415
01:23:40,688 --> 01:23:42,222
to take care of me.

1416
01:23:47,361 --> 01:23:50,264
And right now, that means
sticking this needle
in my stomach.

1417
01:23:50,297 --> 01:23:53,500
And I don't know
how junkies do it,
because it hurts, and I'm tired.

1418
01:23:53,535 --> 01:23:57,204
And my stomach is covered
in little holes
and bruises. But this is it.

1419
01:23:57,237 --> 01:23:58,773
This is the last one,
and I've done it.

1420
01:23:58,806 --> 01:24:02,209
Every single one all on my own,
like a fucking boss.

1421
01:24:02,242 --> 01:24:04,612
#Feminism.
Hoes before bros.

1422
01:24:04,646 --> 01:24:06,046
I've got this.

1423
01:24:09,316 --> 01:24:10,552
I've got this.

1424
01:24:17,825 --> 01:24:21,596
But it would be nice
if someone...

1425
01:24:23,631 --> 01:24:24,799
would just like...

1426
01:24:27,501 --> 01:24:28,670
hold my hand.

1427
01:24:53,695 --> 01:24:54,862
So I just...

1428
01:25:16,851 --> 01:25:18,318
That was it.

1429
01:25:41,208 --> 01:25:42,810
Would you like
some <i>gulab jamun?</i>

1430
01:25:45,278 --> 01:25:46,213
Yes.

1431
01:25:47,849 --> 01:25:49,149
Yes, I would.

1432
01:25:53,621 --> 01:25:56,390
What is <i>gulab jamun?</i>

1433
01:26:03,698 --> 01:26:05,733
Whoa.

1434
01:26:11,005 --> 01:26:13,373
Time to lay some eggs,
baby.

1435
01:26:14,474 --> 01:26:17,812
Are you sure that
you're okay to take me?
I can call my mom.

1436
01:26:17,845 --> 01:26:20,213
Girl, stop. Get your ass in.

1437
01:26:20,247 --> 01:26:21,248
Come on.

1438
01:26:41,536 --> 01:26:43,370
There she is.

1439
01:26:43,403 --> 01:26:46,440
Doc, don't kill me now.

1440
01:26:47,909 --> 01:26:50,511
We got you, Nellie. You ready?

1441
01:26:53,014 --> 01:26:53,948
Ready.

1442
01:27:07,061 --> 01:27:08,428
<i>Nita...</i>

1443
01:27:10,430 --> 01:27:11,999
<i>Nita...</i>

1444
01:27:12,033 --> 01:27:13,000
<i>Nellie.</i>

1445
01:27:16,470 --> 01:27:18,472
Nellie.

1446
01:27:19,406 --> 01:27:20,340
Hi.

1447
01:27:23,911 --> 01:27:25,378
How did we do?

1448
01:27:26,547 --> 01:27:27,548
We did good.

1449
01:28:17,732 --> 01:28:19,801
- Yo?
- Yo.

1450
01:28:19,834 --> 01:28:20,935
What's up?

1451
01:28:23,436 --> 01:28:24,806
You know, just coming over

1452
01:28:24,839 --> 01:28:26,040
- to see my family.
- Cool.

1453
01:28:26,073 --> 01:28:27,508
- Ew.
- What?

1454
01:28:27,542 --> 01:28:29,577
- What? What?
- What? What's your deal?

1455
01:28:29,610 --> 01:28:30,745
Move.

1456
01:28:31,846 --> 01:28:33,681
- Surprise!
- What?

1457
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:41,354
What is this?

1458
01:28:46,761 --> 01:28:51,464
Eggs, eggs,
eggs, eggs, eggs!

1459
01:28:57,905 --> 01:28:59,640
You're good. You're chilling.

1460
01:29:00,942 --> 01:29:03,578
- You're a good egg.
- You're a good egg.

1461
01:29:03,611 --> 01:29:04,612
Me?

1462
01:29:04,645 --> 01:29:05,780
A rich egg.

1463
01:29:05,813 --> 01:29:07,582
- A very rich egg.
- Very rich egg.

1464
01:29:07,615 --> 01:29:09,884
- A very rich egg.
I'm a Fabergé egg.
- Um...

1465
01:29:09,917 --> 01:29:11,484
You're a Fabergé egg.

1466
01:29:12,086 --> 01:29:13,486
The right guy's gonna come.

1467
01:29:14,789 --> 01:29:16,591
Or maybe not. Fuck it.

1468
01:29:16,624 --> 01:29:18,659
You got your eggs.
Maybe you don't need a guy.

1469
01:29:18,693 --> 01:29:20,161
- Fuck guys.
- Fuck guys.

1470
01:29:20,194 --> 01:29:22,063
- Yeah.
- It would just be nice

1471
01:29:22,096 --> 01:29:23,564
if I didn't die alone.

1472
01:29:24,497 --> 01:29:28,035
What are you talking about?
Look around, you bonehead.

1473
01:29:28,069 --> 01:29:30,137
Hey, never gonna happen.

1474
01:29:30,171 --> 01:29:31,404
Never.

1475
01:29:32,472 --> 01:29:33,574
And I'll always be here.

1476
01:29:35,810 --> 01:29:37,111
I'm the man in your life.

1477
01:29:40,047 --> 01:29:41,082
That was nice.

1478
01:29:42,449 --> 01:29:44,417
- It was kinda yucky.
- Yeah.

1479
01:29:44,451 --> 01:29:45,887
- But it was nice.
- Yeah.

1480
01:29:46,453 --> 01:29:48,155
I'm not gonna have
your money in time.

1481
01:29:48,189 --> 01:29:50,925
- Are you serious?
- Are you gonna take
my egg babies?

1482
01:29:50,958 --> 01:29:53,194
No, I don't want the money
and I don't want
your egg babies.

1483
01:29:53,227 --> 01:29:56,163
- Praise be!
- Ah, blessed be the fruit.

1484
01:29:56,197 --> 01:29:59,133
- Here.
- Thanks.

1485
01:30:05,873 --> 01:30:07,875
- I'm a grandpa.
- Ha.

1486
01:30:07,909 --> 01:30:10,678
Not-- No, not--
Not really. Half-ish.

1487
01:30:10,711 --> 01:30:13,681
- An egg-pa. You're an egg-pa.
- Ah. Okay, well, I'll take it.

1488
01:30:20,221 --> 01:30:22,757
- Dad.
- You know,
when you were little,

1489
01:30:22,790 --> 01:30:27,494
man, you were spunky.
You were...

1490
01:30:27,528 --> 01:30:29,496
"Don't you know?"
That was your line.

1491
01:30:29,530 --> 01:30:32,934
"Don't you know?
I'm going to school."

1492
01:30:32,967 --> 01:30:34,902
I know, Dad.

1493
01:30:34,936 --> 01:30:38,873
"It's my birthday,
don't you know?" Ha...

1494
01:30:38,906 --> 01:30:40,174
You were little.

1495
01:30:41,142 --> 01:30:43,144
Uh, and Jess was little.

1496
01:30:44,278 --> 01:30:45,212
Wow.

1497
01:30:46,647 --> 01:30:47,715
Nothing will beat it.

1498
01:30:49,617 --> 01:30:50,985
Best days of my life.

1499
01:30:54,021 --> 01:30:56,123
And I miss it.
I miss it, okay? I'm...

1500
01:30:56,824 --> 01:31:00,962
I'm sorry. I mean, look at me.
I'm just an old fucker.

1501
01:31:00,995 --> 01:31:04,031
My teeth, my back.

1502
01:31:05,866 --> 01:31:07,702
I'm falling apart.

1503
01:31:07,735 --> 01:31:09,537
You're not falling apart.

1504
01:31:11,072 --> 01:31:12,606
Goddamn it.

1505
01:31:18,746 --> 01:31:20,748
You're not running
out of time, Nell.

1506
01:31:23,117 --> 01:31:24,118
I am.

1507
01:31:31,859 --> 01:31:33,127
Mmm.

1508
01:31:42,103 --> 01:31:44,271
We've got time, old fucker.

1509
01:31:44,305 --> 01:31:47,108
Pfft.

1510
01:32:01,756 --> 01:32:03,557
<i>Dear Eggs,</i>

1511
01:32:05,159 --> 01:32:07,061
<i>I hope you're not</i>
<i>too cold in there.</i>

1512
01:32:07,094 --> 01:32:11,032
<i>I hope it's like Tahoe</i>
<i>or Park City,</i>

1513
01:32:11,065 --> 01:32:13,768
<i>a winter wonderland</i>
<i>with skiing,</i>

1514
01:32:13,801 --> 01:32:16,303
<i>and hot cocoa,</i>
<i>and sweater weather.</i>

1515
01:32:17,304 --> 01:32:20,708
<i>They tell me that</i>
<i>you're just my cells</i>
<i>in a freezer, but...</i>

1516
01:32:22,009 --> 01:32:23,577
<i>you're more than that to me.</i>

1517
01:32:24,979 --> 01:32:28,049
<i>You've given me</i>
<i>some pretty epic gifts.</i>

1518
01:32:29,116 --> 01:32:30,051
<i>Peace.</i>

1519
01:32:31,886 --> 01:32:32,820
<i>Time.</i>

1520
01:32:35,089 --> 01:32:37,892
<i>Possibility.</i>

1521
01:32:37,925 --> 01:32:42,797
<i>And who knows,</i>
<i>maybe one day you'll join us</i>
<i>in this warm world.</i>

1522
01:32:44,131 --> 01:32:45,900
<i>You'll be a real boy.</i>

1523
01:32:46,901 --> 01:32:47,902
<i>Or girl.</i>

1524
01:32:48,869 --> 01:32:49,870
<i>Or they.</i>

1525
01:32:51,005 --> 01:32:52,006
<i>Or maybe not.</i>

1526
01:32:53,941 --> 01:32:56,110
<i>Either way, there's something</i>
<i>I want you to know.</i>

1527
01:32:58,712 --> 01:33:00,114
<i>You were no accident.</i>

1528
01:33:03,050 --> 01:33:06,720
<i>You were one</i>
<i>of the most intentional things</i>

1529
01:33:06,754 --> 01:33:09,090
<i>that I have ever done.</i>

1530
01:33:12,159 --> 01:33:13,227
<i>And I'm proud...</i>

1531
01:33:15,429 --> 01:33:16,630
<i>of us.</i>

1532
01:33:18,933 --> 01:33:20,134
<i>So, thank you...</i>

1533
01:33:24,004 --> 01:33:25,106
<i>for everything.</i>

1534
01:33:28,709 --> 01:33:29,710
<i>Love...</i>

1535
01:33:31,979 --> 01:33:32,913
<i>Mom.</i>

1536
01:33:46,694 --> 01:33:48,162
Get it, Parveen.

1537
01:33:49,296 --> 01:33:50,998
Oh, shit!

1538
01:33:51,031 --> 01:33:52,299
Get it, girl!

1539
01:33:53,167 --> 01:33:54,802
Get it, bitch!

1540
01:33:54,835 --> 01:33:56,103
A little bit low.

1541
01:34:00,474 --> 01:34:03,677
Oh, shit!